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right. Six thirty five The Dirty down Beat, The dark down Beat.
I have a seven forty two A m. Sunrise. Really yeah, we're
gonna be done. Yo Quick clean up. One's daylight savings time. Mike
Quick clean Up is a great I've never heard this song. What is this?
What's the name of this song? What would you get? As called?
Baba you do boo? I was gonna say Bob about your doo boo.
The He's a cornerback for the Cowboys. First round pick, Baba Chodoo
boo ay, fourth selection, Actually Colorado cornerback Bob but chadoo boo. This
is a good pick. This is a good pis the one. He's tall.
He's a tall cornerback. That would be Haley's comics a band fish,
not Bob but chadooboo Haley's common. Yeah, absolutely, it makes sense.
A study in Michigan found a twenty four percent increase in heart attacks on the
first Monday after the clock shift. Don't tell me that I'm already my hands
are now shaking and I chase copper twenty fourth your left arm herd up.
There's also one second away I feel like an eight percent bump, and the
number of strokes in the first two days after that. Why is this disrupting
the body's internal clock? Also circadian rhythms. Six percent increase in fatal car
crashes. Okay, well, yeah, dude, to sleep deprived drivers.
Most likely it happened during the morning hours of six and eight AM. So
listen, everyone, slow down. Listen to us. That's because it's dark.
It's not because they're sleep deprived. Dude. That the circadian rhythm thing
is on point, because by all metrics, I should have fallen asleep at
my normal TI hour that I'd go to sleep last night, and I could
not shut my brain down until damn near midnight. Yeah, it was horrible.
No, it's gonna happen. It's gonna take you a week or two
to get used to that. It isn't gonna take telling tonight. Then you
saying I'm just telling you doesn't provide any more information. Well, you guys
were afternoon duns. I went through this last year for the first time,
and it was tough. You guys got to sleep in They're a real warrior.
I am. You've been through it. I have. I put my
heart on the line here a week or two. It really is. No,
it's not gonna I'll be fine tomorrow. Like seriously, tonight, I'll
just go to bed early because I'm effing tired. Not just like I'm just
being very reasonable here, I mean and serious. For once. I know
when the sun is up at nine o'clock still and then eventually peter off into
eight forty five, it's still you will not feel like I need to get
in bed, and you're still gonna be waking up at the same time.
And it's it's it's just it's just different. You don't feel like going to
bed at nine o'clock, where when it is already dark at night. Oh
yeah, I guess I can get ahead of things and I can get in
bed at nine, nine thirty ten. I guess it is a pretty good
strategy that if you work am drive. This would be the perfect week to
take off. Yeah, maybe, and then you've adjusted. They're good.
They are, damn it, they're good. It's smart again. What can't
they do. I'm Dan and I've been alive for collectively over one hundred years.
Kevin, We've gone We've gone through this before. But thank you for
the information. You've never had to wake up. You don't know on a
day to day basis. I really don't know that he was in the Air
Force ever tell you that. Okay, let's do this JJ, I want
to st end. They got us up pretty early those day, those years,
those scheduled tea times weren't going to enforce themselves. The base commander was
playing at one pm twilight. His name was uh called them three b's and
a g. It was pretty at General Barry Barksdale. I'm like shy,
that's Kevin Turner. Danny Baylis is here. J J. Jackson is here,
just glowing after last night's Oscar festivities. And damn it, that is
the most important thing in the world, right Hell yeah, man, Ryan
Gosling, That's the most important thing in the whole world, the most important
thing happening in the world. Oh God, I'll tell you what. Nobody's
more excited about his performance last night than Mikey. Well, no, we
didn't have anything for the most important thing in the world. I threw it
out. No, no, no, dude. Just in your text our
text exchanges last night during the U during the presentation, you were real horny
about Ryan Gosling. I said, I was ahead of you guys by like
an hour because I appreciate you appreciate commercial marshals and the sponsors of these significant
events, and I watched them, and I consider maybe I will purchase a
quality Rolex or you know, switch to Geico. Maybe I will. You
guys, it right through. You don't know who brought us the Oscars,
So did you even watch the Oscars? We care about the sponsor so much
you could have gone to the Albmo Draft House watch party. I spent enough
time at almod Draft House because I love it there. The uh so,
yeah, I was ahead of you guys, and yeah, I said John
Cena was winning the night until Ryan Gosling. I'm just ken, which we
knew is gonna be good. And you, I mean, you can almost
picture it before it started, like this is gonna be fun. It's gonna
be great. And he absolutely moonshoted that thing and it was beautiful and cool.
And I don't know, well, if you want to play, I
don't even play some of it, or if it matters with it two and
two and a half minutes, it's like three minutes. That's play some of
it? How about that? Yeah? I thought the beginning was funny.
Crack me up because Billie Eilish is right behind him laughing, and then Margot
Robbie's in front of him laughing, laughing to start in the crowd, always
a good choice. Yeah, with his hat over his face right here,
he laughs for the first time a little bit. I can't explain. He
touches Mark Ronson. Oh my life been so that Mark Ronson, the guy
on base. Okay, we had Wolfgang von and Halen van Halen von Halen.
He was in there. I didn't notice Wolf up there, really,
I noticed Fat Slash showed up O Fat Chain Slash. I'm not he's done
enough. He's done it all. He's done it all. Now you get
to eat hell. When does Slash get the phone called say hey Slash,
we need you to show up at the oscars And is it just understood that
he wears the outfit that he squeezes into the leather pants and and finds the
top hat and the top of the closet somewhere he's probably got on a little
foam head right by the front door. Maybe he gets the call. You
can just imagine him when he gets the phone call to be Slash, that
he's kind of got like that whole thing, like a kind of like a
fireman does when the bell goes off and the fire station and they all have
to put on their gear. He's got. He's got the Slash you know,
coat racks and all the crap on. Hes got a little British phone
booth right by the front door. Yeah, and he just steps in and
spins around and he comes out one after one rotation. I always thought he
was in laugh Like is he at home with the hair back and he's got
you know, a froze off sweatpants, top crocs, just a bowl of
Lucky Charms sitting on his belly, and the red phone with the light bulb
on it goes off date and time, I guess. And does he have
to send the Slash outfit to a tailor like every year to make sure it's
updated with his enchilada intake take it out, take it out. Is he
a brit slash? Yeah, anything about that much. Okay, you've known
him your whole life and I'm I'm ninety. Like he was born in England.
Yeah, he doesn't have an accent. Slash. Saul Hudson is a
British American musician born in Hampstead, London. Do you know when he moved
because he sounds just like an La dude because his name is slash. Okay,
what Saul Hudson's a cool name, yeah, but it's not good enough.
So he's got three letters s La. Hampstead, London moved to LA
with his father when he's five years old. Okay, I don't care.
Sorry, you're Britt. He's African. He's African American too. Did you
know that? No? Is he trying to look up verification on that?
He's claimed that at some point. Yeah, so he tweeted that one thing
out. Uh yeah, anyway, Britt didn't know. I mean I knew
a few years ago. I looked it up. I'm like, oh my
god, slashes of brit never knew it for for many decades now, So
you had Wolfie, He had Slash, he had Mark Ronson who co wrote
the song, and he was playing bass guitar. That was the first guy
that that gossling acknowledge on stage. He's got a lot a little subtle who's
funny, He's funny. And the production of that, that number, the
choreography that was involved, the amount of rehearsals to go down, was it
all? Uh, Marilyn Monroe Diamonds are a Girl's Best round, the whole
thing with the recount a little send up of that. Well, yeah,
because they were wearing the stripe, I mean they all had the same outfits
on him sitting on the you know, on the stairs, like it was
almost a remake of that. I just don't know if they did. Yeah,
the champagne glass and it was all send up of of Marilyn Monroe.
I thought it was great, honestly for something everyone's looking forward to. And
then the fact that he goes out in the damn crowd and those girls are
losing their mind. My favorite party goes down to Greta Gerwig, the director
who didn't get nominated for Best Director, but she did Barbie right and she's
singing it and then Margot Robbies are singing and then Emma Stone who he was
in La La is Land with is singing it like they all knew it.
Yeah, is great that the lyrics picks with Glenn's live on the oscars.
Do you see all the kins with them too? Some of them? Yeah,
the ones that didn't have the hats on. They were all the Kiins
from the movie. But Alan Kingsley, Yeah, no, Alan, I
didn't see Michael Sarah Allen should have been involved in the back, just peering.
He's working on his cream commercials. It was great. I thought it
was so good. I don't know for something that we were looking forward to.
He nailed it obviously, and that was it first too. Huh.
I'm glad it wasn't first. Yeah. Fine, you know it's like something
to like look forward to the night just going on. You know, I
think Ryan Gobslin is getting dangerously close to the approaching the highest recorded Q rating
in history. Do you think is that the one you'd turned for? Well,
I don't know about that. Oh is happy about that because the Q
rating is high. I would imagine even QAnon loves Ryan Gobbs Like, who's
anti Ryan? I'm sure somebody is, Oh, I mean, how could
the things that were probably said or stereotyped about here? I mean, I
would like to hear we didn't do it when y'all played when this song came
out out months ago. I would like to go back and find the tape
of y'all commenting on Ryan Gossling has released a song for the new Barbie movie
that wasn't out yet, and odds are you probably trapped on it. I'm
sure we did. Yeah, you know, well I didn't understand what the
movie was. No one understood, dude. You had no idea, you
know, because this was so far out of the context and comprehension of what
anybody thought this movie was going to be when they said we're making a movie
about Barbie and this. I don't want to get stupid about it, but
it did have It had a real social impact, I thought, and I
thought it had a message that was far beyond just girls playing with dolls.
Well, yeah, that's the whole point of its success, right, But
I don't ever remember I remember being intrigued by it when those first screenshots popped
up of them rollerblading dressed up like that, Like, what the hell?
I don't think. I don't think I was ever curiously negative about it,
and the fact that he sings a song fine, I thought. I don't
think I ever was anti but whatever. I think. All the negative views
on it came when people thought Amy Schumer was going to be the barber because
she was originally cast it as barber. That's where all the negative chatter and
talk came. And then when they announced that she's not doing it, and
then Margo, okay, it kind of settled down. And then the photos
were releasing on set and you're like, Okay, you still don't know,
but but it looked like because the set looked awesome, like like clothing is
exactly what she wore as a barbie, so it was really cool to see
it kind of all her. I didn't. I wasn't. I didn't like
Love Blown Away by the movie like a lot of people were. I liked
it. You had a tummy egg, Well, that's true. I ate
cheese sticks for you last night, did you? Yeah? Girl? I
mean did you eat the whole order Buddy system when you ordered the cheese sticks
at all my draft house and don't back it up with a pretzel. It
is delicious, but then you're watching the movie Barby's. Yeah, Mikey went
to Barbie. Good God, is that a reissue? I feel like eight
months ago Mikey saw Barbie at Alamo draft House and ate eight large mazzarella sticks
and then for dessert had a gigantic pretzel and no doubt probably minimum four.
I pas, Yeah, no, wonder you felt you had a rumby in
your tumbly Winnie the Pooh, Yeah, no, wonder that movie didn't blow
you. And then you tried to Pooh Bear Christina late that night. Come
here. I don't know if you noticed, but I'm just wearing a shirt
bear that poor girl. I ordered the mostrel sticks. My my eyes are
bigger than my stomach and my mouth, I get it, but they're good.
Then the Mostrelo sticks hit and they're hot. You have like two of
them, Oh my god, there's are delicious. Then you have four,
four of them, five, and then it was one left. You gotta
finish? Am I gonna just leave it there? Yeah? You don't do
that? What are you? A farmer? Hungry kids out there? You
eat it for them? Kids are star in Japan. In Japan, That's
what weird Al said. So just to eat it, so you just ate
that and then you're like, I don't know, but that pretzel pretzel,
I'm just gonna try it, Like one bite is that beer cheese? That's
good too. Look, I understand what I did. I screwed up,
and it did impact how much I liked the movie. And the movie is
fine and I probably will watch it again. But anyway, that was amazing
what you said about Ryan Gosling though, because he started as a child actor
guy, you know, so you do all that stuff, and maybe there's
a little bit of people who are like skeptical or they don't take you seriously
or whatever, like even like I'm trying to think the first time I ever
saw him outside of maybe Goosebumps and remember the Titans, where he doesn't have
a very big role, but he's in it, like, oh it's the
guy from the Signs. Oh yeah. And then he's in, you know,
movie after movie, and then you finally see something that he's in and
go, oh, he's good. But I never thought about him the way
I thought I can think about him now. The only I think if you
have a negative thought or opinion on him, it's probably a combination or one
or the other of you're jealous, yes, or the overexposure. You know
that he's top of mind all the time. Anytime he comes up, it's
it's all over headlines. And I think the windows him is wide open starting
today. And yes, that's why my peak today and then in the next
six months will be over Ryan Goslin dirt. However, because people hate what
becomes super popular. Yeah, boy, he did another comedy movie though,
Well, he's got fall Guy coming out, which is sort of like a
stuntman movie, which apparently is amazing. That would be great, Yeah that
by this weekend, really, and then somebody somebody said it's it's I think
somebody said it's one of the best things ever. But Drive was amazing.
He's done good movies, He's done hilarious movies. He's done he's a badass
movies. I don't know. I really doesn't like him. I mean,
you what's not to like. The DU's great looking, he's cool, he
doesn't take himself too seriously, he's legit funny. You can tell the look
on those girl's eyes that he's worked with and presumably not been intimate with,
and they're like glowing because they were like one negative thing about him, right,
Okay, it's it's kind of annoying, Okay, And that's exactly why
the will plummet. He really is perfect. It's the too good to be
true. Yeah, it really is the cynical too good to be true thing.
I mean, Ryan Reynolds a couple of years ago was near this level,
like I don't even know. And then you look at I actually looked
this up, like I try to find the highest Q rating of all time,
and there's like some okay, ten years ago Tom Hanks that obviously was
taken care of. Q rating plummeted. Yeah, after you ate all those
babies, Well, we need babies. You're gonna lose some people, and
then like Morgan Freeman, you know, but then there's like stuff political.
Yeah exactly, so I think if you got the cue and then Will Smith
was always real high in the Q rating. Oh oh, on that very
stage Hollywood's biggest fight. Has it been two years since that? Yeah?
Yeah? Eight years to go in prison? He's an Oscar prison for eight
more years. Yeah, he got he can't go. I also, is
there a brig? Is there a brig backstage at the Oscars that every year
Will Smith just in there. Yeah, he has to go in there,
bread and water. He's like got a hot older woman and they don't rub
it in everyone's face. You never see Ryan Gosling and Ava Mendez out there
canoodling. Was she there last night? No? Who is he was that?
Who do he put the hat on? That's his sister. I think
he usually brings like his mom ors. That's what I'm saying. Just come
on, it's too much. He's so perfect. Bradley Cooper's kind of like
that too. People love him. No, No, he looks too much
like Dustin Johnson. The Bradley Cooper I think is up there. He's up
there. But no, this dude is blowing the roof off the q RA
thing right now. And then a few years ago when Jimmy Kimmel hosted and
he did that bit whereas people from the street came in, they thought they
were coming into museum and they were just like, look at all the celebrities.
And Ryan Gosling stands up and like gives that a woman like a kiss
on the cheek, and she was just like and gave her Come on that
great. I would have been like, all right, you're coming with me?
Right after that, You're so perfect. I don't understand. Right after
that, like, come on, god, we'll vote Ryan Gosling in the
November election. Slash say which Goslin is? Canadian? Knowledge is power?
Kevin, we are American? Did you hear me said that the American election?
The American election? Did you know the Brits had Mother's Day over the
weekend? I know because of the Academy Awards. Yeah, I didn't know.
I saw ron Wood of the Rolling Stones posted the photos of his teen
bride when their two kids and was given props to Mother's Day and I had
to check the date on it, and I'm like, Ronnie, I was
like, I guess it's a different day in uh in the UK? Yeah,
why can't weave a uniform on that fake ass holiday? Anyway? Thanksgivings
off in some countries Canada, for instance, Boxing Day. Yeah, figure
it out, Hey, Patrick's Day is all the same, right, Just
get Ryan Goslin on the show, dude, this week would be that's not
my job preferred. I'll call rich Rice, He'll come through. That's a
joke. Everyone text all all the PR people PR people and ask if they
have a lead for Ryan Gosling and just see what they were how they're fing
that's wacky. People like that. People like that stuff. They think it's
really hits at home. It's very related. It's hard enough to get guests
booked from the teams they work for. I don't want to piss them off
by making frivolous requests for the guze the Cowboys. We're in your state.
No, Danny, I don't have any contact with Ryan Goslin, so I
don't know. No. Text John Blake and ask if he has any connection
with Brian golfin Okay. Please all right, fine, give me your phone.
It's four fifty six am out in Arizona. He'll be all right,
I know, right, just call him. What do you want? Hey,
Danny, still don't have time for Bochie. Oh no, it's not
that we want Ryan Gosling. Yeah, don't want Bochi. Don't want Bochi?
Easy one. He just hands him the phone. We'll have more Oscar
stuff at eight, okay, including some adio which there are a few funny
things. Of course. I had a big surprise last night, an underdog
story. Uh. But next in sports, we got a lot of things,
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