Who what's up, beautiful people. It is your baby mama, favorite baby
Mama, Stormy Pee And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the
modern day female perspective. Damn Son back at it again, y'all. I'm
not gonna take up too much short time today. I just want to say
my few things and fucking go okay, because I'm sick of y'all on alive.
I'm sick of Shot. Not really today, I'm even sick of seven.
You know, I taught the dog because I taught the dog how to
do kiss. We haven't recorded in a bottom month and Shot has not been
following up teaching a dog kiss, so now he forgot how to do the
kiss. So yeah, that's fine. I said what I said. He's
supposed to kill niggas, not kiss him. He I taught him that,
okay, and he has forgotten it. So you know, fuck you guys,
please do, please do. I just want to talk about a few
things. If you did not know my birthday, but this past weekend and
I was in St. Thomas and it was amaze balls. But I feel
like we wouldn't have a genuine conversation if I didn't be real about my complete
trip. So here's like the nitty gritty and all you need to know.
Number One, I was sleep by nine o'clock every day. What I went
by myself, Well, I was just drinking all day and sleep by nine
o'clock every day. So for the record, I didn't have dinner while I
was in the same Thomas. I didn't need dinner out one day. I
did not eat dinner, not one day. I brought so many fire dinner
fits, dresses given body, gaudy, gaudy showed nothing, nothing, nothing,
because I was sleep every day, every fucking day. So because nobody
saying happy birthday to me, it's still my birthday. Because I did not
blow out a candle, It's still my birthday. And yeah, somebody said,
he yo, that's punishment vacation behavior. Uh no, just trying to
hand me a fucking blunt and say it blow this south. Why did you
go alone? Well, I went along because a lot of my friends are
school teachers, so we couldn't gather like a time for all of us to
go. But I really wanted to do something for my birthday. And yeah,
so I went. That's the purpose of going out of town, out
of the country. You're supposed to try new foods. I know that.
I know that, and I had different type of tacos and chicken fingers,
n like I do eat other stuff when i'm like in other countries. But
maybe I'm about a beach drinking. I just need some quick what the bar
got, that's what I need, proper fire, the fresh exactly. You
know, So mister on go say, friends should have said fuck them kids,
not fuck their jobs. Though that's the only pushback, like you know,
Oh no, I know some wonderful women, and you know what,
I know some wonderful women. And I put it in the group chat today,
I said, y'all, what's the biggest problem or the hardest part y'all
have about dating? And they fucking flooded that ship. And I want y'all
to know that's where all the topics today came from. Made it out of
the group chat hashtag pink possy. Y'all did y'all big one with this one?
Because I can't wait to talk to y'all about some of the ship.
These cards right here, I can't wait to talk to you about some of
the ship. But yeah, I have to find a way to shoot the
episode with the pink posse. Yes, that's put it on the vision board.
Yes, that's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna put it on the
side. You look like my grandma. So long story short, I was
in bed by nine every day, so I did not have dinner the whole
time I was in Saint Thomas. So it's still my birthday. So when
y'all see me out celebrating this weekend, don't talk shit. It's still my
birthday. That's the first thing. Second thing, I stayed in a gated
community but not a resort, so she got money. I was walking around
and it was multiple times. I was like, damn, I hope I
don't get traffic right. Like I looked at her like, I feel like
Nigga's out here got machetes. I don't think his heart had I know somebody
out here got a fucking machete, Like, I don't think I should be
out here by my goddamn self. Like, but I was dressed, very
overdressed, she says after she comes back right, because she would have had
to a nigga before. Ain't the way I'm just saying, I ain't the
way he Nigga would have win I wouldn't call you every day. I thought
this was a safe space. I thought y'all wanted to hear about my birthday
now because you back home. Nigga, it wasn't Dad well, he was
about to get he was about to be food. Literally, listen, I
knew if something would have happened niggas got my location, they would have came
same, Thomas, sounds like the perfect location for a cannibal ass scary.
You know, it's low key, like yo. First of all, everything
is so expensive out there, which doesn't make sense, which I found because
I wasn't staying on an all inclusive resort. And then it's like low key,
like a thorough world country, like they don't have a lot of things.
That's gentrification Americans be talking about. No, no, I'm serious,
Like, but it's so beautiful, you expect it to be like the newer
version of like you know, the San Juan's or like the Jamegas. She
make itsund a really nice resort. I would think that when they come over
there and pitched your idea about having yeah created, they tell them that they
be paying the minimum wage based off of whatever it is over there. It's
only the tourist work there, but I do want to be fair and say
once again I did not stay on all inclusive resort, so maybe it's different
over there, Like I don't know, I don't know. I wonder if
those lands of tax free like Puerto Rico is probably not, probably fucking not.
Also real fasts about my birthday. I made an Amazon wishless and y'all
really bought all the stuff on my wish list, and thank you. I'm
gonna go a live later on this week and open all my packagees just for
y'allso pay attention, pre scream what I know what the packages are? The
oh you know what? You could send me something that wasn't on the list.
What if I open it, it's like a fucking double edged still do
and it pops out like that can on words. My friend Tiny he bought
his mom that for what the okay, he took it like a chance,
she laughed. I respect it's like this big. He's like mm hmm,
that's why his name is tiny. Okay. White people the lim said,
oh no, oh no, cut that right at the time. Stamp down,
they said, cut that ship out shout. They don't like that.
So all right, Okay, So the theme for today's episode, like I
said, you know, I went to my groove chat. I said,
yo, what's the hardest part about dating? Right now? What you got
for me? And they all put, you know, their voices and their
opinions. I do want to say before we get started, this is not
the general consensus of my group chat. A lot of these things. I
took their opinions and countered it with my own point of view and my own
opinion. So everything that you see this is not how all the girls that
I hang with think. Some of it is my own. Be thankful I
did not put all of what it is because they was grinding all the fuck
up. But yeah, you know it was. You don't want to be
in this one. This one was a little wild. So yeah, let's
let's get to it. The theme for today's episode is funny but really though,
okay, because I feel like everything we're gonna say it's gonna be funny,
but it's not fucking funny. And listen to what I'm saying. Get
your shit together, men and women, Okay, get your shit together?
All right. So the first one, and I don't even know how to
start with this, but I feel like we're family. So this is a
safe space and we can say how we feel and it's going to be interpreted
the way that it needs to. So like, ladies, men be so
sassy, like this new generation of men that want to be treated like women,
it's crazy to me. Like me personally, I just feel like,
you know what I'm saying, If you're not trying to spend three hundred dollars
on the first date, what are you even trying to date me for?
If you're not trying to spend or you gotta send, you gotta send.
Let's say, you gotta sen, you gotta send a card to pick me
up, and you gotta let me order food to take home to my fucking
kids, because like, if not, what are you dating for? It's
given very much brokie. Now, ladies, don't fight me, because I
know y'all like to tussle. Okay, I know y'all like to tussle.
To all my women who feel like this, let me ask you a quick
question. What happens when your son brings a female home like this? Hold
on, hold on, hold on, because I feel like when I started,
all the women heard it and say yes, bench come on, finally
somebody's saying it. No no, no, no no no no no no
no, I heard it beforehand, tried no no no no no no no
no no. To all my women who feel this way, what happens when
your son brings home a woman who thinks that way? What my boob?
Oh? I had the monk Oh yeah, okay, this is a genuine
question, and I want y'all to answer this respectfully. To all my ladies
who feel this way. What happens when your son brings home a woman who
thinks that way? What happens when your son brings home a woman who doesn't
know how to reciprocate? What happens when your son brings home a woman who's
searching for a parent instead of a partner. Do we still have these same
thought processes? I hate this. I hate this for us. I hate
this way of thinking because a man has I'm not gonna say a man,
because a group of men have stood up and saying, nah, bitch,
I'm actually gonna need you to put something out instead of just taken from me.
Now all of a sudden, they's sassy. Now, don't get me
wrong, some of y'all, some of y'all. I'm not talking about y'all.
I'm talking about the majority of men who are just asking for women to
reciprocate the time, the effort, the thought, the emotion, the purpose,
the intention. Y'all calling them sassy when all old boy is asking you
to do is to be a good fucking human being. All he's asking you
to do is be an equal partner in a relationship. Hold on, what
is this? When did this become a thing? I'm confused and I really
want someone, a female in particular, to describe to me what's the difference
and what are you going to do when your son brings this type of woman
home? Because I feel like a lot of times when women voice their opinions
on this, you're like, it's given very much. Pick me, it's
giving very much? Pick me? Is it given? Pick me? Or
am I choosing to provide an example for which I want my son to follow.
When my son is out here in the world looking for a woman,
I don't want him to choose a bit who's looking for a parent instead of
a partner. I want him to choose a woman who's like, Yo,
I value you, I appreciate you. You had a hard day at work.
Tell me about it. You want a specific meal, let me make
it for you, because you've been providing for me in all these other ways.
Let me show you my appreciation. If he brings home a woman who
isn't able to do that, I don't like her. And before and before
you start thinking about it, you got to take out the niggas that you
know she ain't talking about. Ain't talking about? Yes, yes, yes,
I'm not talking about the fuck niggas And ain't shit, Anthony, I'm
not talking about him. I'm talking about the good men who deserve all these
things. What happened? If your son is one of them and he brings
home a woman who's searching for a parent instead of a partner, are you
still gonna have that same mentality? Or are you going to become that overbearing
parent who's now in the relationship. Are you gonna come that mom who has
something to say about everything that she does? And oh, now all of
a sudden, he's a mama's boy. Now I'm just like he can't think
for himself. Now i'ms that his mom got X, Y and Z to
say yeah, because you ain't shit and nobody taught you that's not how you
treat people, especially people who's treating you well. So you know, I
don't want to ruffle too many feathers. But one of the main points that
I want to say is to women, especially to my women who have sons,
what are you gonna do when your son brings home a woman who thinks
like that? Because that's what he said, that's what he's been shown his
whole upbringing. He hasn't been shown a woman who knows how to pour into
their man, pour into their husband. I mean, my sister said,
do as I say, not what I do. I fuck out of here.
I'm crying. I'm crying. Don't have the mentality of do as I
say, do as I do, because you know what we do whatever the
fuck we want to do. So that doesn't work. I don't think that's
the right. Yes, yes, do as I say, not as I
do. Nah, that that ties into a point we're going to talk about
later on. But that that was a good point. Thank you, thank
you. But yeah, one, I don't think it's picked me energy at
all. I don't think it's picked me energy at all. It's just showing
him an example of what he deserves and what he should expect moving forward.
Mm, everything ain't for everybody else. So I know I me, y'all
not gonna like that. And yeah, what you're gonna do be cause you
can't beat me. Not gonna like y'all. I did six unassisted dips today,
So baby girl, I hope you're not to shoot because you can't beat
me. That's crazy. I hope you got that thing, don't yo.
Okay, you can't beat me. You can't beat me unless you want of
the biggest shock putting bitches. Y'all look dope though. For the record,
y'all look fucking fire, but you can't be No. I don't fuck with
Sister says, save that for high seven. High seven. You won't come
now, Okay, goodbye, My next, my next, my next point.
We don't really have transitions today. We just just have points because that's
how good the topics are. Okay, my next point. Don't be mad
at y'all. I say all this with fluff. I say all this with
fluff, but a lot of y'all not gonna agree. And I hate this
for y'all because you are wrong. I very rarely say this, but you
are. You see how stupid you look, you are wrong. Okay,
my next point. It's not funny. It's not funny. But I know
some of you aren't gonna like this. But the dating pool doesn't have pissing
it. I said what I said. I said what I said. Argue
what your ball head, mama, I said what I said. The dating
pool doesn't have pissing it. I don't care. I don't care. I
don't care. The dating pool doesn't have pissing it. Now, don't get
me wrong, there are some horrible fucking people out there. But you know
how when you at the beach, if three people pee in the ocean,
you're not gonna notice it. Right. If where you are is extremely pissy,
baby is you, You're definitely urinating. You are nating, urinating?
Baby is you? Like? I don't know, I don't know, I
don't now. I don't want to invalidate anybody's experience because, like I said,
if three people pissing the ocean, if three people peeing a pool,
depending on the size of the pool, baby, you're not gonna notice.
But if where you are it's very pissy, You've got some thinking. Baby,
Baby, baby, you get back what you put out. So now,
I said it before. I'm gonna say it again. A lot of
y'all fight with that a word, and it ain't anal. It's accountability again
again, Bruh, y'all struggling with accountability is why you think the dating pool
has pissing it. If the last three people you dated ended the same exact
way you are nating, urinating, baby, the dating pool don't got pissing
it. It's you. You are pissy. You're pissy. You gotta remember
to take that left bruh, to save your number on my phone as fucking
pissy Patty and pissy Patrick. Okay, you're pissy. You are pissy.
You are the one pissing out here, all right. I feel like and
I just want to be clear. When I say you are pissy, I
don't mean you are hey hey, hey, hey hey. I don't mean
you are purposely going out and being vengeful and being intentionally a bad person.
And that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying you lack accountability and you're ignoring
red flags and you're putting the blame on everyone else. Winning all actuality issue,
an all actuality issue, and that's okay. This is a safe space,
this is a safe space. Let's let's be honest and be real with
ourselves and say, Yo, the last three people played in my face because
I let them. Y'all be leaving that part out when y'all be in the
group chat and when y'all be playing ball and y'all be telling your girlfriends,
your homies what happened and how the person who datnate ship. Y'all forgot the
part where they showed you they wasn't a shit part out that's not important.
That fuck that the part cheating you forgave them when you tell the story,
Yes, yes, fuck that part when she showed you on the first state
she wasn't ship. Forget the part where he showed you and the first text
message he wasn't ship. We leaving all that out. All we're saying is
this person did this to me and guess what you let them. We're gonna
we're gonna leave that part out. I feel like, you know, if
the last three people played in your face the same way, it's only one
common denominator make issue. The mind is a powerful thing, so once you
try to change, it's gonna feel like everything you're doing is wrong. Stand
on business, uh, el Pezzio says that part ain't important. I was
cuckoo for the kuchie, but it wore off. Cuckoo for the couchie is
crazy. That's put that right up there with the sayings of the year.
Put that up there. Put Cuckoo for couchie is crazy. Cuckoo for couchie
is crazy. But shout out to all the people cuckoo for COUCHI and dumb
dumb for dick. Like my dog gave me yo yo yo, looked at
me crazy. I was like, all right, y'all, now I'm not
gonna lie. What uh, all right, I'm not gonna lie this next
one. This one threw me for a loop, right because one of the
girls in a group chat said someone actually said this to her, and the
phrase was you going to school getting all these degrees? You think that's how
you get a husband. You think a real man gonna want a woman like
that, one who's interested in generational wealth? Yes, the fuck? I
do? What? The fuck? What? What? What? Maybe he's
thinking like she's gonna be one of them girls that may be talking about on
the internet where she's gonna be so focused on her schooling that she's not going
to pay attention to anything else and stuff like that. You know, And
that's a very good point, because I really wrote that down here, and
it's like, Yo, I'm sorry that a woman who was dedicated to her
career and her education made you feel like you weren't adequate enough for her.
I apologize, but that's not how a majority of these women out here with
degrees be acting. What was that? Oh why you thought it over here?
Shut up? But no, like, I'm sorry that you happen to
be dating a woman who made you feel like you were inadequate based on her
and her many degrees. I apologize for that. But the women I know
what degrees, they don't move like that. The women that I know with
degrees and are educated are fucking generous and bomb as fuck, all right,
amazing, amaze balls. And I apologize that that hasn't been your experience.
But I want, I want us to stop this narrative of all the women
who are dedicated to their studies and trying to better themselves. Oh they're they're
mean, they're aggressive, they're angry. No, they have standards and you
don't meet them. And that's okay. That is okay, baby, it's
plenty of peoples who stands are don't meet, and that's fine because everybody ain't
meant for everybody. Now, when you get on here on our Scots Internet
and you say things like these women need to choose better, when they start
choosing better, it's not you. Now all of a sudden, they're aggressive
and they're angry and x ye say hold on, let's be honest and have
sincere conversations. I feel like when you run into a woman who has certain
standards and boundaries for ourselves, accept it. Accept it because I'm sure there
are some things that you may have that not everyone, not every woman is
gonna fall under, and that's okay. We have to get more in tune
with the fact that everybody ain't meant for everybody. I feel like the millennials
we grew up in the participation award era. It's like I won't say,
yeah, I'm gonna say to the millennials. I feel like that's around the
later in the millennials you are. I feel like that's when it started,
like right around the nineties, we started this era of everybody gets a trophy,
the participation, the participation award error, and it's like everybody don't deserve
a fucking trophy. Okay, you don't make the fucking qualifications. When when
are we gonna be honest with ourselves? A lot of us are so entitled
because you grew up in this participation award era, and now you feel like
you're acsessible to everybody. No, maybe even in school, we wasn't even
in the same class. You rode the short bus. Now we're on the
internet and you think we're all equal, We're not. I don't think that's
our fault. I think that's whoever decided. Like you know, we're not
gonna hurt anybody's feelings. Hayvy e C. Says some people needed to be
left behind. Let's express ourselves. I feel let's express ourselves, nigga.
But you still gotta get to work. Done crying. I get it.
Cry over here while you're doing this. You don't go pick up a hammer,
nigga. I felt like because we weren't. I felt like because we
weren't, some people weren't. Some people weren't. I feel like because some
people weren't, they created the sense of entitlement and it's overflowing. If that
woman in her degrees says, hey, this is what my standards are,
you don't exactly meet them. I wish you the best on your journey.
Don't take it as a personal attack, because if you turned around and said,
hey, real fast, your ass ain't fat enough and doesn't meet my
standards. Cool, everybody ain't for everybody. Maybe maybe you don't like girls
with natural hair, maybe you don't like girls that don't look like they just
hopped off the table. Okay, that's fine. Me myself, I'm fine
and say, hey, everybody, ain't it for everybody? Just let that
be it. Let that be it, because in the same breath that y'all
say, these women are aggressive and they're angry and they're not gonna find someone.
They're not going to find a husband. It's crazy to me because then
you turn around and you attack the women who choose people like you, and
you say, oh, you need to choose better, but the women are
choosing better, and now you're in your feelings, which is it? I'm
confused. We also got to stop, like I feel like we take on
a lot of nonsense from the internet doesn't really like apply to real life,
Like like the niggas you just talk about all day yeah, granted, yes,
but you know, like I hear a lot too, multiple things can
be true at the same time. So yeah, there's there's not not a
there's a lot of not ship girls out here. But at the same time,
how many of them are you meeting? Yes, yes, I don't
run into these type of girls. Yes, I'm even worried about But for
a second there when all I saw was man, these girls be just out
there, I was like, yeah, you got to get her crazy,
like oh my god. But then you have to really think about, like,
well, I really think about the girls around me. You gotta get
outside and touch grass really, so you know, you gotta kind of like
put your life into perspective, disclose for everybody, like just are these really
flocking around me? Or is it just is am I really in the house
all day? Yes? I really want us to end this narrative of the
women with degrees are angry and aggressive and they think they're better than everybody,
like the bullstup mommies I know are cool and generous as fuck you where you
heard that? And and I feel like I feel like this is why you
think women don't know how to reciprocate. No, you don't have the patience
or the qualifications to deal with the woman who's financially responsible enough to reciprocate,
Like maybe you are on the internet saying do women still take guys out?
Have women never took a guy out? Have you met the qualifications to deal
with the woman who can afford to do it? Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, don't know. Hey, hey, hey,
hey, be easy, be cool. I'm just asking a question.
If you don't meet the qualifications to deal with a woman like that who has
the expendable income to reciprocate, to treat to make you feel like X,
Y and Z or buy gifts or whatever you be on outgorst internet screaming about
if you don't meet it, how do you know it exists? Or it
doesn't exist? Because I'm not gonna lie, y'all. I promise all the
mommies that I know with degrees and who got money, they are all cool
and generous as fuck. Okay. And that's not even to say that without
a certain level of education you won't be able to touch one because hey,
Jody had a bit for the car. Are date regular chicks, I guess,
not the super bad ones that they be talking about on the internet.
It's really about the vibe. So really ain't really about the money at the
end of the day, Like, yeah, you'll date the girls who really
do be outside spending all the type of money. But if you're really kicking
it, she ain't really going to care where you really go exactly, Like
and then on top of that, even if you should go to a happy
hour, I could spend twenty five hour for a minute, yes, like
if it's if it's busting in, it's busting in his bust. That's the
point of hour and it works. Listen at the end at the end of
the day. At the end of the day, Jody had him a bit
with a car and a job and he am shot. Come on and him
was so cheating, order come on, come on exactly, y'all really gonna
be fake all right now this next one, I'll fight all y'all. I
don't give a fuck. Okay, That's why I'm gonna saying before I started
this next thing, I don't care. I said what I said, and
I'm not wrong when I say it, right, So I want all of
y'all to really think before you answer this question, because I say this for
us, and I want y'all to resonate and answer honestly. Okay. So
if you've ever if you've ever gotten a beaten because you forgot the chicken,
like take the chicken out the freezer, this is for you, okay,
And I'm gonna say that again. If you've ever gotten a beaten because you
forgot to take the chicken out the freezer, this is for you. Okay.
If if you've ever gotten a beaten and told, like, you know,
stop crying or I'm giving you something to cry for, this is for
you, all right. If I feel like all the black people are like,
hey, that's me. Okay. So, if you've ever gotten a
beaten because you forgot to take the chicken out the freezer, this is for
you. If you've ever been told stop crying, I'm give you something to
cry for. This for you. If your partner asks you what's wrong.
If your partner asks you what's wrong and you shut down or just automatically start
yelling, this is for you. Seek help, Go to therapy. Go
to therapy. No, no, you thought this was gonna be some other
ship. Now to say that, go to fucking therapy, black people,
Okay, surprise surprise, go to fuck to therapy, Black people, we
need to go to therap p okay. Number one, we still have not
dealt with the systematic injustices that we have dealt with for the past few decades.
All right, shit that ain't even got anything to do with us in
our generation. We're still dealing with some shit our great great grandparents had to
deal with. That's the first thing. Second thing, you're wondering why your
partner is trying to fix the situation and acts what's wrong. But all you
can do is sit there. And it's because when you was growing up,
your mama told you shut the fuck up. We'm gonna give you some of
the cry for us. So now you don't know how to articulate you're feeling,
all right, got a therapy, go to therapy. Okay. If
you have ever dealt with your family saying you are too dark or you are
not dark enough, go the fuck to therap keyp okay. You're not ready.
You're not ready. You don't have the skills to be a good partner.
Because baby, and I say this with love, we weren't taught it.
That's not generationally, socially, economically, that's just not what was instilled
in us. So in all actuality, I really feel like I don't think
I can marry someone who hasn't been to therapy because you don't know how to
be a good partner. And I don't care what fucking upbringing you had.
If you dealt with any of those situations and haven't been to therapy, you
can't be my husband. You don't know how to be a good husband.
You don't know how to be a good wife. And this is coming from
somebody who's worked on themselves. Okay me personally, I feel like you don't
have the tools. And it's not a derogatory thing. I don't mean to
make you feel less than I'm trying to make you a better you. And
these are things that you need because at the end of the day, you're
not gonna understand why you do some of the fucked up shit you do.
As a director, I have to clear this up. I don't think she's
talking about niggas who just their parents said that one time in their life and
they just had a flash. Yeah. Yeah, She's talking about more people
who actually have real life frauma, because she's really glazing over and I can
just feel somebody's don't clip it and take it out of context. Okay,
you should, you should. Okay, I'll say it. I'll say it.
I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. I say
it. So Shad said that I need to clear up a few things.
Okay, this doesn't apply to the people who went through one or two of
these things one time. I'm not talking about that. If this was a
common practice in your household, your parents' household and their parents household, you
have to work that ship out of you because if you don't, you are
not going to have the tool on how to be a good partner. And
that's just life. Like in all electuality, we like to joke about my
mama beat me too, the white meat. That's abuse. She said that.
That's what she's talked about. That's what she's talking about, Like,
bruh, Like we we laugh and joke about that. She's like, I
knew he loved me when he punched a hole in the wall. That's not
funny. That's not how you should know, bruh. And that's why I
say the theme of the episode is funny, but not really though, Like
if you are using that as a measurement of love. Baby, No,
no, we need to be directing in music videos and said, yes,
bruh, I'm serious though, Like, because we have not worked through and
figured these things out, we don't know it's not really healthy or acceptable.
And then you know what we do, We turn around and pass it right
back on to the next generation. And that's crazy, because I'm gonna be
real with you. My son saiditious, fuck okay, he gonna have to
date a woman who was raised by people who went to therapy or installed her
in therapy, because don't try to bring that function over here, because he's
gonna look at you like you're stupid and peace out and you're gonna get on
outgards internet talking about I don't understand why he ghosted me because you ain't shit,
that's not the way he was raised. No, no, no,
no, no. So yeah, man, I think only my girlfriends have
met my mom. I don't think any of my female friends really, I
don't even think any of my guy friends because I just hold her. The
older I get, the more I'm like, you're on. Yeah, Like
I hold her to such a high regard. I'm like, and you know
what I wish my son would try to bring some bald head half of the
me who he wasn't serious about. Boy, no, I'll get to look
like I agree. I agree. Now, I will say the one probably
fucking traumatic thing that my son still has a piece of is I did installing
him the look. And I don't think that's traumatic really, but he already
know when he be doing some numb shy I be like, I know it's
disappointment. I don't think it's like that's disappointments. Like he'll literally look at
me and be like, oh, don't play with me. I'm not in
the mood. Mommy's not in the mood. But also like another thing,
like we didn't understand why you know, our mom would come home from work
and be pissed we was just not doing shit watching TV or watching a fucking
game, cause she's fucking tired, overworked and depressed. Right, So like
now, if I'm not in the mood, I automatically go up to my
son like, hey, mommy's not really feeling I need a nap, And
he understands. He'll come up be like, Mammy, you need a nap.
You good, but not in a disrespectful way, like in a caring
way like, yo, bro, you good? Like, can I help?
I don't know if I'm cool. I'm just going I'm gonna take it
down. I'm gonna take it down, you know. So I think that
having these communications and you know, installing these things in our kids going to
therapy is so beneficial. And if you don't, can't fuck with me.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen. So now we are going to get into the
edible portions of the show. So the edible portions is when I read questions
that you guys send in, and usually on the day we record, I
always put up a prompt that has a question, you know, ask me
anything which you want to talk about, you know, do you need help
with something? And you just put it in there. If what you have
to say is too long to fit in the prompt, always burn right here
so weird, Or if it's on a day that we don't have a prompt,
you know, just email me at inquiries at stormypea dot com seven.
Who's fucking truck? Is that? Is that? Aaron? Is that Aaron?
Is it? Can you text him and asks? Oh, okay,
yeah, sorry, y'all, we got distracted. But yeah, here we're
going to get into the fucking shits right now. Just fucking answer the prompt
when I put it up, or email me if you have something to say
when it's on the day that I don't put the prompt up. Okay,
So first, I want to talk to you about the dumb ass ship Shot
told to me before we started the show. He thought he was gonna get
away from it. You're not, okay. I want to tell you about
this dumb ass shit Shot said to me. Shot was like, Yo,
when I see a girl out with kids, I just automatically assumed she got
a boyfriend, because why would somebody leave their kids out here like that?
I said, what type of dumb ass forst gump ship is that? I
said, I can even buy me at the niggas from Forrest got like,
boy, you stupid? Are you stupid or something? He was like he
was? He was like no. He really went on like a five minute
rant. I let him get all his emotions out, all his feelings,
all his talking points, right. So then I said, let me ask
you a question. Out of all your friends who have kids, how many
are in a relationship? And he was like done. I said, you
see how stupid that sounds you feel stupid. Go ahead, really, just
don't be articulate yourself. Go ahead, I want to give you a chance.
Go ahead, say it that ship, say it honestly for all.
I just as soon as I see a girl with a kid, automatically think
she has a nigga like. I don't. I just don't. I don't
put it in my head that okay't got no man like. I just don't.
I don't know why I just do. I just think she got a
man. Carolina only based it off of myself because if I had a kid,
I'll be with my lady hopefully. Hopefully. Carolina Cash says, in
a perfect world, that's what we're supposed to want for people. See,
do we live in a fucking perfect world? Maybe you see how stupid that
sound. Maybe maybe you're just a little two store exactly exactly. I'm maybe
you're fucked up. I don't think that I'm fucked up. I think that
I live in the real world. But to see how when I say how
many of friends with kids are in a relationship exactly, it was a Forrest
Gump ass thought. But you know what, I appreciate that you still believe
in the good in people. We have bro as stormy joke. Come on,
man, how how I think she got a pantry full of snacks?
Yellow man Fred two eight two nine. And you are right, and especially
if she has more than one. If she has more than one and they're
more than three years apart, I was gonna say four, but I'm gonna
say three if she has more than one child, and then more than three
years apart. Bruh, Because first of all, she got like the young
and snacks, and she got the fucking old hair snacks. So bruh,
ray that god damn pantry. And you know what y'all be sleeping on.
Y'all be sleeping on these dads who take care of their kids. They got
the best fucking snacks because they be trying to overcomplisite because they only see them
on the weekends or like four days a week. They got the best fucking
snacks. Oh my god, y'all gotta stop sleeping on the dads. Man.
They're the real goats out here. And and okay, most of the
time they'll be getting food stamps, so they get the snacks like the kids
like. But they might want to try too, so like they be having
the fire ship, like, bro, stop sleeping on the single. Dads.
Man, they they that work. Come with you. You start talking
with that first of all, like man like shit youble fuck like, don't
don't sweep, don't make me laugh like a black auntie. You don't do
that. That's ugly. Don't do that. Don't do that. Stip and
said, I come back and you're talking about snacks, big activities. Eric
B. Smith, sixty boy says, but she right, thank you,
thank you and thank you. Oh man yo. Next question, what are
some things you wish? Twenty one year old Stormy P. What are some
things that you wish? Twenty one year old Stormy P knew that you know
now, I don't give a fuck. You can't put your hands on people.
I don't care. I don't care. Therapy, right, we talked
about therapy. We talked about growth. Okay, let me tell you what
I learned. I'm gonna tell you what I learned. Okay, I learned
that, hey, bitch, you got an anger problem and you can't put
your hands on everyone. You know what taught me? That therapy? Okay,
now you know you know what else I felt like could have been very
beneficial Running into a bitch, you could knock my head off. But since
I didn't, I feel like therapy I just learned says fuck it. She
about to say something, you know, she said, you won't say.
Well, I didn't say. I wasn't gonna say. You said, don't
say it. That was the difference. I felt like, that's a very
beneficial conversation. You know. You can't put your hands on people, that's
not okay. You can't go around popping tires, breaking windows. You can't
use your words, you know. And it's so funny because that's one of
the first phrases that I really installed in my son. Use your words,
like when he was throwing temperatarre terms as a kid. Use your words.
What do you want? Help mommy, help you? What do you need?
Use your words? Right, because the smooth punching the face, so
like, nobody ever told me use your words. I think that was no
I hear. Yeah, the fact I was not one of those grab a
hair and like under windmill them. No stand right here, let me punch
you in the face. So yeah, there's that next question. You know
what taught me that lawyer court and restitution feaes. I'm hey, therapy would
have been a lot cheaper. You see my guy, you see Uh huh.
Next, Hey, mommy, why are you single? Because I've been
asking for too much, like, you know, honesty, loyalty, reciprocity,
relationships, marriage, like, uh, it's way too much. I'll
just be fucking out here doing the most and uh No. In all actuality,
I think that once you've done the work on yourself, you seek out
people who have also done the work on them self. But it's very easy
to see the people who have a lot more work to do on themselves.
So it's like, uh uh, And I can see why people can get
into the space of, oh, you know, the dating pool, hair's
pissing it. I just know what I want and I'm willing to stand on
it until I get it. You know, I just feel like to sit
back and just fall into this pessimistic stance of you know, I'm never gonna
be happy and I'm never going to find somebody that sucks dark, that's weak
as shit. Okay, not gonna do that, but I feel like I'm
gonna be real with y'all. A very honest moment that I had. It
was probably right around like Christmas or like Valentine's Day, everybody's getting proposed to,
engaged, married, blah blah, blah blah blah, and I'm like,
bro, what the fuck? Just can't be life? And then I
sat back and actually went through these couples and realized half of them aren't happy,
half of them are in my DM, and half of them would eat
my booty hole if I gave them a chance to. I don't want to
be with nobody like that. So if me being single means I'm gonna wait
to find a person who's actually deserving of all the love that I'm willing to
give, maybe I'll wait. How will wait for you? God? Our
song was fire shout out to MTV in the morning. But yeah, man,
I don't know. I think that there's a you know what I feel
like based on all the function that be going on the internet. It makes
it seem like people who think like that are the outcasts and we are the
people who are in La lah Land. But no, it's actually more of
us than it is of those people. Like we just gotta find like a
fire ass, cook up the link up and throw some fucking burgers and buns
on the grill and shit and like find each other. That that's our biggest
problem. We can't find each other. Okay, yeah, yeah, that's
because we be fucking at home watching House of the Dragon and fucking the boys
and shit. We gotta link up and find each other. We can't just
stay in our houses and watch TV and play the game and watch anime.
We gotta find each other. We're gonna use this as a way to find
each other. That's it. That's it, and that's all. Yeah.
So DWD, a rock star says your age don't grill. Hair's a common
misconception. I know some of y'all are gonna say, you know, yeah,
grill, like, go on the grill. I feel like the common
misconception is that people are age don't grill. No, we have a hard
time finding people who are going to bring supplies and not just bring an empty
stomach. Okay, back in my day, back in your day, back
when we was kids, everybody would bring something. You bring the burgers,
you bring, the potato salad, you bring the big beans, you bring,
the corn, you bring up exactly exactly. We are growing up in
a generation of niggas who bring the bottle and then try to leave the bottle
baby, were not doing all that. We're not doing all that. You
can't bring the bottle and then try to leave with the bottle when it's time
for you to go. I don't want to see that bottle in your uber.
Okay, leave it here. You brought it for the party, Okay.
So I don't want to say people our age can't grill. It's just
that we have a heart time. Once again, we have a hard time
finding people friends. Bruh, I ain't gonna lie. I'm grilling for my
son. That's it. And you know what else? Don't talk about?
Oh you know y'all can't grill? Do you even have the Jesus walk sandals
to grill? Do you have the gene shorts? Okay? Do you have
the son visor? Do you have the proper uniform to grill? Okay?
And and I'm not gonna lie. I feel like looks can be dece even
though cause I ain't got the under arm fat of the ladies that make the
good potato salad. But I make some good potato salad. So it's like,
maybe we gotta get outside of appearances. Come on, I'm gonna get
up. I'mna have a cookout. If I had a cookout. Woud y'all
come? Was y'all come to my cookout? If I had a cookout,
and it's just like a healthy, healed cookout. That's dope. Like we
all bring food, No, don't bring guns. Never mind, I come
in like the bitch is yr shit? How ain't bring this up? But
listen, I'm gonna have I'm gonna have a cookout for us, for people
like us, us, like minded people who have a hard time finding other
people like us. But yeah, so let's recap what we learned today.
Nothing that girls with kids, they don't please please shot. I still can't
believe you said that shit, But yeah, man, long story shirt.
If you didn't listen to anything that took place today, please remember all the
shit is funny, but it's not funny. Okay, it's true. Though,
Get your shit together and make sure the people that you allow in your
space have their shit together, and if not, revaluate my nigga, my
girl, my homie, my bitch. Okay he she Hey, we all
right. You deserve better, all right, That's the only thing I want
you to take from this, And the only way to get better is to
start taking accountability and making the people in your circle take accountability as well.
So yeah, man, follow me on a Gram at Stormy p Pea,
at Chocolate Chip and sip and yeah, fuck it, holl on is y'all
next week You're a how well be had ye