WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:42.600 H m hm. Put it back in your mouth. Put it back Hello, 2 00:00:43.280 --> 00:00:47.320 this is Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you for tuning in so much. 3 00:00:47.359 --> 00:00:51.799 We really appreciate it. Eric is trying like hell to suck in a 4 00:00:51.920 --> 00:00:55.079 yawn because she brought it up. No, because Brian is yawned. Okay, 5 00:00:55.200 --> 00:00:57.159 just so you know, the show did open with put it back in 6 00:00:57.159 --> 00:01:02.359 your mouth. Put it back in your mouth. Oh, by the way, 7 00:01:02.520 --> 00:01:04.480 Oh I'm Laura Kane. By the way, Eric Rimmer, Hi, 8 00:01:04.840 --> 00:01:11.760 producer, Brian and oh jesus, please you guys. I know we're all 9 00:01:11.799 --> 00:01:17.840 tired. I have we're all tired. Now. Look. Eric is wearing 10 00:01:18.079 --> 00:01:23.239 an outfit that I forgot I bought for the contest. I actually bought four 11 00:01:23.280 --> 00:01:26.359 things and I didn't realize it came the other day. It's a matching leopard 12 00:01:27.480 --> 00:01:34.159 short suit. I think it's kind of cute. Actually, you could jog 13 00:01:34.239 --> 00:01:42.319 up to urban those he could. He could go home with different than you 14 00:01:42.400 --> 00:01:45.920 get so many compliments on that. Oh what I you go home with a 15 00:01:45.959 --> 00:01:52.519 big old dick for sure. Oh my god. Anyway, you look. 16 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:56.319 I think it was cute. I think it looks cute. Thank you. 17 00:01:56.359 --> 00:01:59.159 Anyway, that's how we're starting the show. All right, I'm starting to 18 00:01:59.239 --> 00:02:04.760 itch. I know, okay, I have a bunch of random news stories. 19 00:02:04.799 --> 00:02:08.039 I have some great questions for the question game. Brian has something for 20 00:02:08.120 --> 00:02:12.360 his wild card that we're gonna end with, uh huh. 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Okay, what 73 00:05:57.519 --> 00:06:00.120 does it say? Can you read that? Or I cannot. It's a 74 00:06:00.720 --> 00:06:06.279 very small print. I cannot read it. Stress relief protection, I guess 75 00:06:06.319 --> 00:06:12.920 what disperses negative energies. Oh I need that for against tester for me. 76 00:06:13.360 --> 00:06:16.600 Yeah, even vibing me a little bit hard tonight. No, I haven't 77 00:06:16.639 --> 00:06:20.160 a little bit show for show, would I say? Just for it's not 78 00:06:20.199 --> 00:06:30.279 what you said, it's how you god very difficult, very I'm very sensitive 79 00:06:30.319 --> 00:06:33.839 and I've been very bossy today. She's been very bossy and difficult and unpleasant 80 00:06:33.920 --> 00:06:40.519 since her landslide loss. Stop it, Gift Exchange, San Diego Crystals and 81 00:06:40.639 --> 00:06:45.000 Jewelry, follow them and Instagram or just go to their stores in Obi or 82 00:06:45.120 --> 00:06:47.240 La Joya. What are you doing you? I love you too, but 83 00:06:48.319 --> 00:06:53.199 sometimes you annoy me and you might go back in the refrigerator. Oh my 84 00:06:53.240 --> 00:06:57.120 god, I'm not the one that's being somebody. Somebody else needs to know 85 00:06:57.160 --> 00:06:59.439 because we need him to show up. I can't, but Brian than the 86 00:06:59.439 --> 00:07:01.240 freezer. No, and you know what, I just for that, I'm 87 00:07:01.240 --> 00:07:03.480 gonna go on t moot and see if I can get toilet paper with your 88 00:07:03.480 --> 00:07:06.560 face on it. She's like, you, Dari, you vibe me a 89 00:07:06.560 --> 00:07:10.759 little hard. She turns around. She starts flinging insults at everybody there. 90 00:07:11.319 --> 00:07:14.160 I know, I'm a mess. Does anybody know how to make toilet paper 91 00:07:14.160 --> 00:07:16.600 with Laura's face on it? I'm sure you can do it on Amazon? 92 00:07:16.800 --> 00:07:19.800 Oh my god, I'm gonna look. Trust me, all right. So 93 00:07:19.879 --> 00:07:24.560 now it's host chat time. We also have Brian's wild card coming up. 94 00:07:24.759 --> 00:07:29.120 We also have some great random news stories and some awesome questions that I can't 95 00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:31.480 wait to hear your answers because we love playing the question gain we do. 96 00:07:31.839 --> 00:07:38.120 Okay, So my host chat is about Vegas. I went to Vegas last 97 00:07:39.079 --> 00:07:46.439 week. I went from Thursday to Saturday. Antonio is looking to move and 98 00:07:46.560 --> 00:07:50.920 he's looking for maybe possibly something new. I'll just put it that way. 99 00:07:50.920 --> 00:07:55.319 I don't want to give his business. But I have a friend who I 100 00:07:55.399 --> 00:07:58.800 used to work in radio with back in nineteen ninety four, ninety five, 101 00:07:58.879 --> 00:08:03.759 ninety six. His name we called him Butch the Baker on the air because 102 00:08:03.759 --> 00:08:07.680 he was a Navy baker, and then he ended up in radio because he 103 00:08:07.759 --> 00:08:09.879 just loved it and he worked his way up, and he used to be 104 00:08:09.920 --> 00:08:13.040 there overnights when I'd show up for the Jeff and Jerry show. I'd show 105 00:08:13.120 --> 00:08:16.399 up early and we would just talk. We just had a great relationship. 106 00:08:16.439 --> 00:08:20.240 And then he moved. And then then he started opening up Homie Cinnamon Rolls, 107 00:08:20.240 --> 00:08:24.920 which are oh my God, which were in stadiums across the country. 108 00:08:24.959 --> 00:08:28.639 Like, he started popping up in these stadiums and having these because he sells 109 00:08:28.680 --> 00:08:33.559 the best cinnamon roles ever. So now he's located in Vegas. So I 110 00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:35.360 reached out to Butcher. I'm like, hey, you know, do you 111 00:08:35.399 --> 00:08:41.639 know of any you know deals, because Vegas is not cheap anymore? Oh 112 00:08:41.759 --> 00:08:46.639 no, it's not. Vegas is extremely expensive. Now. Yeah, when 113 00:08:46.679 --> 00:08:50.559 we were in college, we could go Honor. We would take a road 114 00:08:50.600 --> 00:08:58.120 trip from the dorm overnight, go to Vegas. Get a hotel room for 115 00:08:58.240 --> 00:09:01.440 twenty nine dollars, get up a fay for six dollars. Vegas used to 116 00:09:01.440 --> 00:09:09.919 be cheap, not anymore. Nope, he got us our room overlooking the 117 00:09:09.960 --> 00:09:16.559 fountains at the Bellagio. I paid this much zero. That's his kind of 118 00:09:16.559 --> 00:09:20.240 connections he has in Vegas. That's like, how great Butch is? It 119 00:09:20.399 --> 00:09:28.720 was the best thing ever. But so eating Guess where I ate? Guess 120 00:09:28.720 --> 00:09:31.840 where I ate? No, I didn't eat it, vander pump, No 121 00:09:31.440 --> 00:09:37.840 did I eat it? Uh? In and out. I had to save 122 00:09:37.919 --> 00:09:43.600 somebody because I took one hundred dollars exactly to gamble. And of course I'm 123 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:48.720 a dumb dumb and I blew it on the slots when in reality I know 124 00:09:48.519 --> 00:09:54.960 so. Butch was telling us that he plays Keno and Keno you play it 125 00:09:54.000 --> 00:09:58.120 on the machines and you just you just pick random numbers and then they if 126 00:09:58.159 --> 00:10:01.159 you hit the numbers, if you hit a certain you get a certain amount 127 00:10:01.159 --> 00:10:05.480 of money. He's won like eighteen thousand dollars playing. He walked in once 128 00:10:05.559 --> 00:10:09.240 with ten dollars and walked out with eighteen grand. And I'm like, what 129 00:10:09.480 --> 00:10:11.679 isn't something like that ever happened to me. I walk in with one hundred, 130 00:10:11.759 --> 00:10:18.679 I walk out with zero usually, but it was It was Bravo Con, 131 00:10:18.759 --> 00:10:24.120 so it was so packed. We wanted to get taco bell delivered to 132 00:10:24.159 --> 00:10:28.159 the Bologio. I thought that that was like my big expense, right wow. 133 00:10:28.559 --> 00:10:35.320 Door dasher canceled on us because he could not physically get to the Bolaggio 134 00:10:35.639 --> 00:10:37.879 because of Bravo Con. Oh yeah, and the other all the other people 135 00:10:37.879 --> 00:10:41.240 that were there. It was so incredibly crowded, and like you said, 136 00:10:41.600 --> 00:10:46.320 half naked people on the street, men, women, butt cheeks, butt 137 00:10:46.320 --> 00:10:50.440 implants, boobs, you know, you name it. The guy's flicking the 138 00:10:50.480 --> 00:10:56.240 papers at you. I almost had when I went to see Miranda Lambert. 139 00:10:56.279 --> 00:11:01.200 I almost had a breakdown. Oh my god, on that on that Vegas 140 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:05.440 strip because it was too much. I really really wanted to see you two 141 00:11:05.720 --> 00:11:09.559 at the sphere saw them, I'm sure, Oh she was there this weekend. 142 00:11:11.039 --> 00:11:16.200 See, that was what I really wanted. But tickets, my my 143 00:11:16.279 --> 00:11:18.480 thing was like, Okay, well maybe if we do this, if we 144 00:11:18.600 --> 00:11:24.000 show up after the show has started, maybe if there's tickets left, they'll 145 00:11:24.039 --> 00:11:26.480 sell thement like bargain basement prices. And but said, no, they're gonna 146 00:11:26.480 --> 00:11:31.240 want every single penny. And the lowest ticket price was like five hundred. 147 00:11:31.879 --> 00:11:37.840 This is just like, it's an experience that is like so incredible. Everybody 148 00:11:37.879 --> 00:11:43.960 says it's just so amazing, and the sphere is such it's you have to 149 00:11:43.120 --> 00:11:46.399 if you are sitting up in the higher seats, you have to walk up 150 00:11:46.440 --> 00:11:52.480 a certain way and watch where you're walking. Otherwise vertigo big time if you 151 00:11:52.519 --> 00:11:58.159 suffer from that. The sphere is but it is so cool, you guys 152 00:11:58.279 --> 00:12:01.559 seeing it videos that she were in, I mean, it just looks insane. 153 00:12:01.720 --> 00:12:07.440 I mean, dang, if you are a stoner, I'm sure it's 154 00:12:07.440 --> 00:12:11.039 probably like the most incredible thing you've ever seen in your life. I'm sure 155 00:12:11.080 --> 00:12:13.200 it's that way anyway, But I'm sure there was a lot of people there 156 00:12:13.200 --> 00:12:18.480 that were, you know, impaired, like Chiechenchong, right, But anyway, 157 00:12:20.360 --> 00:12:24.159 and you know what's funny, I did watch a video of the concert, 158 00:12:24.240 --> 00:12:28.159 just to see what the sky look like, the ceiling at all I 159 00:12:28.200 --> 00:12:31.879 saw were people with like gray hair, gray hair. He was like, 160 00:12:31.960 --> 00:12:37.960 you know our era, gray hair, gray Watch what you're watch what you're 161 00:12:37.960 --> 00:12:41.399 saying? King, I was laughing. Though, nobody like young is going 162 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:46.279 to see you two at the sphere Maybe maybe, but whatever, I'm still 163 00:12:46.320 --> 00:12:50.919 gunning for Kylie Nogue. I'm sure you could. Uh no, you can't. 164 00:12:52.159 --> 00:12:56.320 Oh come on, please, you cannot. Who is who is vying 165 00:12:56.399 --> 00:12:58.720 for those tickets so hard? She had to add dates? It was well 166 00:13:00.080 --> 00:13:03.039 that I'm happy for her, that's great, yeah, but not happy for 167 00:13:03.080 --> 00:13:05.480 me. Did you just write I know? I think I did by accident. 168 00:13:05.759 --> 00:13:07.679 Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm going to see Kelly Clarkson next year, 169 00:13:07.759 --> 00:13:15.399 are you? Yes? What I guess? I think. In February there's 170 00:13:15.559 --> 00:13:20.639 so many shows like Babyface was there, Usher was there, Brad Garrett's there? 171 00:13:20.720 --> 00:13:28.039 Who else? Uh d baby was there? The baby who's that he's 172 00:13:28.080 --> 00:13:35.639 a rapper? The baby baby? And then they had a huge, big, 173 00:13:35.759 --> 00:13:41.600 giant selling sunset video screen right outside the Bolagia window, Like, oh 174 00:13:41.639 --> 00:13:43.679 god, this show will won't leave me alone, This damn show that I 175 00:13:43.720 --> 00:13:48.480 can't watch. But anyway, it's a great I mean, it's a really 176 00:13:48.639 --> 00:13:54.879 cool place to go for two days, three days, maybe not like there's 177 00:13:54.919 --> 00:13:56.840 a limit. Yeah, there's a limit to how much smoke you can get 178 00:13:56.879 --> 00:14:01.039 in your eyes and your lungs. And now did you hear that there's a 179 00:14:01.159 --> 00:14:07.440 huge bedbug problem in Las Vegas? I hate that you just said that, 180 00:14:07.840 --> 00:14:11.720 because when I woke up, I had a I didn't have a cluster of 181 00:14:11.720 --> 00:14:16.200 bites, because I think they bit in clusters, right, they do, 182 00:14:16.519 --> 00:14:20.440 but I think I I had like a couple of bites, like just two 183 00:14:20.840 --> 00:14:24.720 or three on my body, and I'm like, where did these come from? 184 00:14:24.799 --> 00:14:31.080 I wasn't I wasn't really outside that much. It couldn't be, could 185 00:14:31.080 --> 00:14:35.840 it be? No, Yeah, a bunch I heard all of France. 186 00:14:37.360 --> 00:14:41.879 There's like a ohim, did you see that video that they posted on like 187 00:14:41.960 --> 00:14:46.120 TikTok that hotel room No, and the floor was just moving, and it 188 00:14:46.159 --> 00:14:48.399 was, oh, tell me that. Don't even tell me that, don't 189 00:14:48.440 --> 00:14:52.399 even Oh that is so hold on, incredibly gross. No, I don't 190 00:14:52.399 --> 00:14:54.480 want to see it. I can't. So nobody's going to France right now. 191 00:14:56.320 --> 00:15:01.519 The France one was intentional too, was it allegedly that's a that's a 192 00:15:01.600 --> 00:15:07.200 conspiracy? Well who who like from who? I'm random dude who hates France. 193 00:15:07.559 --> 00:15:13.559 I guess an anarchist. Huh wow. I mean it's just kind of 194 00:15:13.600 --> 00:15:18.279 crazy that they can't eradicate these bugs, you know in one fell swoop, 195 00:15:18.399 --> 00:15:24.039 pretty resilient. They're like cockroaches that way. Oh my god, Oh Eric, 196 00:15:24.279 --> 00:15:28.440 don't please don't he just did he just scrolled past a leg covered with 197 00:15:28.480 --> 00:15:37.159 bikes. No, no, I know, it's totally no. I don't 198 00:15:37.159 --> 00:15:41.080 want to know enough enough enough, all right. So that's my host chat, 199 00:15:41.159 --> 00:15:45.000 my little Vegas trip, And it was fun. It was short, 200 00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:48.240 but it was great seeing Butch and he's he's doing awesome. Soon to be 201 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:54.360 open in Caesar's Palace, so that's really great. Cinnamon rolls, My god, 202 00:15:54.679 --> 00:16:00.440 please send me some mister Rimmer Europe with your host chest. What's up 203 00:16:00.960 --> 00:16:14.639 in your life? What's up? What's up? So Thanksgivings coming? Yes, 204 00:16:14.679 --> 00:16:18.200 it is right this month? Yeah, what are you doing for Thanksgiving? 205 00:16:18.480 --> 00:16:22.399 Probably going to my mom's with Evans coming into town. Oh she ish 206 00:16:22.480 --> 00:16:26.480 huh. And then we're gonna probably drive up to Ranch Cuckamonga and be with 207 00:16:26.519 --> 00:16:30.240 my mama. Why are you gonna invite me somewhere? Well? No, 208 00:16:30.399 --> 00:16:36.000 I'm going to San Francisco. Oh yes for a week. Oh yes, 209 00:16:36.440 --> 00:16:38.159 to see Do you want to say? Who? Are you just gonna see 210 00:16:38.159 --> 00:16:41.320 some friends? Fine? Yeah? And that are you? So you're gonna 211 00:16:41.360 --> 00:16:45.039 have Thanksgiving with those friends? Yes? Are you going? Are you going? 212 00:16:45.080 --> 00:16:48.639 Like on a Monday? Are you going? I'm leaving on a like 213 00:16:48.679 --> 00:16:52.679 a Wednesday, and I'm coming back on a Monday. Are you staying in 214 00:16:52.679 --> 00:16:55.159 a hotel? Are you staying with you? No, I'm staying with friends. 215 00:16:55.279 --> 00:16:57.360 Okay, yeah, yeah, it's a long time to stay with friend 216 00:16:57.360 --> 00:17:06.920 of the week. So my question to you is what Thanksgiving items are your 217 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:12.680 favorites? Like if you if we had a Thanksgiving dinner a Laura Cane after 218 00:17:12.759 --> 00:17:19.599 dark Thanksgiving dinner and we had the turkey and all the fixin's, what would 219 00:17:19.599 --> 00:17:23.359 you go for first? And what would you not touch it all? Okay, 220 00:17:25.920 --> 00:17:30.400 definitely I'm down with the stuffing. I like it, but don't put 221 00:17:30.480 --> 00:17:33.759 raisins in it like my uncle used to. Oh no, I like mashed 222 00:17:33.759 --> 00:17:40.640 potatoes. I'm not fond of the turkey. I feel like it's dry and 223 00:17:40.720 --> 00:17:42.880 bland. I think turkey should be replaced, like I think turkey should be 224 00:17:44.039 --> 00:17:47.920 taking out Thanksgiving, or maybe I just we've never really had it prepared. 225 00:17:48.240 --> 00:17:51.079 I think we should just replace it with ham. Ham is better. Oh, 226 00:17:51.119 --> 00:17:53.920 honey baked ham. Honey baked ham is delicious. Mutter, you're totally 227 00:17:53.960 --> 00:17:59.160 right, but that's more eastery right now. It's Christmas. Oh it's Christmas 228 00:17:59.200 --> 00:18:02.559 too, Yeah, let's just double it up. It's that good. I 229 00:18:02.599 --> 00:18:07.240 agree. I do like that green bean castle thing with the onions on the 230 00:18:07.279 --> 00:18:10.880 top. Gross ew. I do like that. I like beans. I 231 00:18:10.920 --> 00:18:14.799 do not like it with that. Oh see, I like that now. 232 00:18:14.920 --> 00:18:18.759 I can't do any kind of jello mold, any kind of ambrosia, any 233 00:18:18.839 --> 00:18:22.960 of that crap. Green jellow is a staple at my house. Oh, 234 00:18:22.839 --> 00:18:27.119 same with me. But it's so good though it's well, you haven't had 235 00:18:27.160 --> 00:18:33.640 good green My mom used to put avocado in it. I wish we could. 236 00:18:33.400 --> 00:18:38.839 It's too late, But I I like my food. It's pretty much 237 00:18:38.880 --> 00:18:44.680 beige, except for the green bean castle, which is kind of beigey with 238 00:18:44.759 --> 00:18:48.599 all this stuff with the onion soup in it. And that's about it. 239 00:18:48.680 --> 00:18:53.160 Like I I don't like cranberries no, And I don't like salads like I 240 00:18:53.200 --> 00:18:56.720 don't like a I don't like I'm not a salad person. I just don't 241 00:18:56.799 --> 00:19:03.920 like salad. I don't know what else is there besides that. Uh Okay, 242 00:19:03.720 --> 00:19:11.359 now we're at the root of the thing. Pies, Okay, Pumpkin 243 00:19:11.400 --> 00:19:14.680 pie sucks. Yeah, I hate pump ye. Pumpkin pie is weird, 244 00:19:15.000 --> 00:19:18.000 gross exture to the texture is terrible. It's gelacinous. I don't like it. 245 00:19:18.079 --> 00:19:22.000 Also, if you ever notice everyone loves pumpkin spice lattes, yeah, 246 00:19:22.240 --> 00:19:25.319 they always have to mix in like caramel or cinnamon or something. It's never 247 00:19:25.519 --> 00:19:30.559 just pumping spice pumpkin. I don't ever care when they come out with the 248 00:19:30.559 --> 00:19:36.519 pumpkin stuff. It's pumpkin seeds are kind of good though, yes for Halloween 249 00:19:36.599 --> 00:19:40.440 when you bake them. And yes, I bacon pie is good. I 250 00:19:40.519 --> 00:19:45.279 can do pecan I love pecan pie. I can like apple pie. Apple 251 00:19:45.359 --> 00:19:51.440 pie so good. Cherry pie is my Cherry pie is delicious. I love 252 00:19:51.519 --> 00:19:59.640 cherries. That's a little sweet lime ye, No, and no frothy whatever 253 00:19:59.680 --> 00:20:03.880 the rue and ring mering I don't like lemon, but lemon meringue is good. 254 00:20:03.960 --> 00:20:08.599 Lemon meringue is delicious. Only pecan and cherry for me. That's it. 255 00:20:10.079 --> 00:20:12.640 I'm Apple all the way, Apple Apple, Yeah, hot with with 256 00:20:12.720 --> 00:20:17.480 ice cream on it. Yeah. I don't care cinnamon person, so I 257 00:20:17.519 --> 00:20:22.079 just want oh yeah, oh yeah, I love What is your what are 258 00:20:22.119 --> 00:20:27.440 you You're not looking at that under my watch, he's still watching bed Bug. 259 00:20:27.480 --> 00:20:33.440 He's watching Bedbug videos while we're talking about Yes, now listen, what 260 00:20:33.480 --> 00:20:37.039 are you bringing to the dinner? What is your Well, I'm not because 261 00:20:37.039 --> 00:20:41.359 I'm not bringing anything on the plane. Well, we're going out dinner. 262 00:20:41.400 --> 00:20:44.319 Oh you are going? I'm like, are you going to help prepare something? 263 00:20:44.720 --> 00:20:47.319 We were, but then one of my friends has to work, so 264 00:20:48.680 --> 00:20:52.400 by the time he got home, it wasn't going to work out for everybody. 265 00:20:52.839 --> 00:20:57.160 So you're gonna go out to some fancy, nice restaurant or it's it's 266 00:20:57.160 --> 00:21:00.759 a nice restaurant. Yeah, open on Thanksgiving? Okay, so you'll get 267 00:21:00.759 --> 00:21:07.279 like a true Thanksgiving meal. I'm sure they'll have it, have other I'm 268 00:21:07.279 --> 00:21:11.799 sure it'll be a price fixed menus. Have you ever gotten the like Thanksgiving 269 00:21:11.880 --> 00:21:15.160 meal to go from? Like Vaughn's. Yes, it's not bad. Mimi's 270 00:21:15.200 --> 00:21:21.000 Cafe has a great one. Oh, there's this what bread to cafe? 271 00:21:21.519 --> 00:21:25.799 Yeah, they're there. Thanksgiving dinner is very good, I believe you. 272 00:21:26.359 --> 00:21:29.559 Yeah, I've done it a couple of years in a row and it's very 273 00:21:29.559 --> 00:21:36.319 good. Yeah. When you get the holes no no, no no, 274 00:21:36.400 --> 00:21:40.559 you can buy it for they have you know, feeds four, feed six, 275 00:21:40.839 --> 00:21:45.119 d eight and then you can kind of customize what you want and what 276 00:21:45.160 --> 00:21:48.920 you don't want. It saves a lot of time and trouble, it does. 277 00:21:49.000 --> 00:21:52.640 It just reminds me of the first Santa Clause movie with Tim Allen where 278 00:21:52.680 --> 00:21:56.440 he takes to send the Denny's for Christmas dinner. Oh well, theirs is 279 00:21:56.599 --> 00:22:00.839 very traditional though, and the and the nice thing is is that they because 280 00:22:00.920 --> 00:22:03.960 I do not know how to slice a turkey. I have never made a 281 00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:10.599 turkey. I never have I never have either, so they slice it for 282 00:22:10.640 --> 00:22:15.519 you everything and it's The turkey was absolutely delicious. It was moist and tender 283 00:22:15.559 --> 00:22:21.000 and it was not dry. I can't get. I don't think i'll ever. 284 00:22:21.680 --> 00:22:23.240 I think I'm going to make a statement right now, I will never 285 00:22:23.400 --> 00:22:29.759 in my life for Paara turkey for Thanksgiving dinner because I did not want to 286 00:22:29.759 --> 00:22:33.519 stick my hand in there. Oh grab the junk out of that, the 287 00:22:33.599 --> 00:22:37.359 giblets, whatever's in there, the neck and the whatever, and the you 288 00:22:37.400 --> 00:22:41.519 have to sew it up with the stuffing in it. No, it's a 289 00:22:41.599 --> 00:22:45.920 lot. God bless you for those of you that do this every single year. 290 00:22:45.880 --> 00:22:49.039 My hat is off to you every year. I like to do the 291 00:22:49.079 --> 00:22:52.799 stuffing and the potatoes. Oh, by the way, I made mashed potatoes 292 00:22:53.079 --> 00:22:57.920 right now a couple of days ago. That blew all my other mashed potatoes 293 00:22:57.920 --> 00:23:02.279 away. Cheese in it or or not? No, lots of butter, 294 00:23:02.839 --> 00:23:07.000 butter and milk and potatoes and that was it. Well. Salt and pepper, 295 00:23:07.079 --> 00:23:10.319 salt and pepper, and garlet powder, oh, garlic powder. Wall. 296 00:23:10.359 --> 00:23:11.319 If you guys eat it baked potato, how do you? How do 297 00:23:11.319 --> 00:23:15.279 you dress it? Just like a baked potato. Baked potato is the only 298 00:23:15.400 --> 00:23:19.559 time ever that I will have sour cream on it. Oh, okay, 299 00:23:19.759 --> 00:23:22.240 you know what. I don't like sour cream, but I will eat it 300 00:23:22.279 --> 00:23:26.200 on a potato. That's the only time I'll ever eat it on a baked 301 00:23:26.240 --> 00:23:29.000 potato. I don't like sour cream. I like chribes too, I love 302 00:23:29.079 --> 00:23:30.880 chibes. I like all the fixings, but I can also eat a sour 303 00:23:32.200 --> 00:23:34.519 or eat a baked potato with jesss salt. I can do it dress salt. 304 00:23:36.799 --> 00:23:40.880 I think I could too. What about the the outside of it? 305 00:23:40.960 --> 00:23:45.440 Can you eat that? I don't eat stum, But okay, because I 306 00:23:45.480 --> 00:23:48.440 can't, I can't eat that too, but I usually don't. I scoop 307 00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:52.039 it out. But and I'll tell you if you can get organic potatoes, 308 00:23:52.559 --> 00:23:57.359 they make the best mashed potatoes. Oh they're more mashable or something. They 309 00:23:57.599 --> 00:24:03.960 just got a different tat to them. They're not as starchy. You know 310 00:24:03.000 --> 00:24:07.519 what I heard is a really good thing for you to eat. Or those 311 00:24:07.559 --> 00:24:11.119 purple potatoes, Oh yeah, I eat those all the very healthy for you 312 00:24:11.759 --> 00:24:17.039 and I. When I'm just cooking at home, if I want potatoes, 313 00:24:17.160 --> 00:24:22.920 I will mash up the little yellow like medallion ones. You leave the skin 314 00:24:23.000 --> 00:24:30.480 on, and they mash really well. Oh they're delicious. I have potatoes 315 00:24:30.599 --> 00:24:34.519 yesterday in the form of French fries. Oh of course you did anyway, 316 00:24:34.640 --> 00:24:38.000 So that was a that was a good question. I liked it. We 317 00:24:38.079 --> 00:24:42.759 learned a lot about each other. I think bonding. We're bonding. We 318 00:24:42.880 --> 00:24:48.799 are all right now. I have the reason four ways that this time change 319 00:24:48.839 --> 00:24:52.920 is affecting our health. Do we like the time change? Do we not 320 00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:56.960 like the time? Do we want the law to pass that we keep it 321 00:24:57.119 --> 00:25:00.920 the same? Yes, yes, it's so dumbe, it's so archaic. 322 00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:03.200 I like getting extra hour, but not if the expensive of being darker like 323 00:25:03.200 --> 00:25:07.759 four. Now, it's it's awful. I sure love that hour though, 324 00:25:07.920 --> 00:25:12.519 I know. Okay, well here is besides. Okay, you gain an 325 00:25:12.559 --> 00:25:18.480 hour, but here's what happens. You have the possibility of getting cluster headaches. 326 00:25:18.599 --> 00:25:22.559 They tend to happen in six to eight week cycles, and people have 327 00:25:22.640 --> 00:25:25.319 more of them this time of year. Well, I get them when I 328 00:25:25.319 --> 00:25:30.480 come into this house. I on contact once he crosses the threshold. You 329 00:25:30.519 --> 00:25:33.640 see. The theory is because the part of our brain that generates cluster headaches 330 00:25:33.680 --> 00:25:38.680 also manages our circadium rhythm. So that's why we get headaches this time of 331 00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:45.799 year. Seasonal effective disorder or SAD. OH, shorter days mean less sunlight, 332 00:25:45.960 --> 00:25:49.880 less vitamin D, so depression is more common this time of year. 333 00:25:52.160 --> 00:25:55.920 It can be hard on people with Alzheimer's and dementia. OH tend to be 334 00:25:56.000 --> 00:26:00.559 more affected by this. We better, Yeah, I know, when we're 335 00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:04.920 old, I know I don't, don't jinx me, don't stop it, 336 00:26:04.960 --> 00:26:07.599 don't stop it, stop it. I know I won't. And then strokes 337 00:26:07.599 --> 00:26:11.759 and heart attacks springing forward in March has a bigger effect, but there's a 338 00:26:11.799 --> 00:26:15.359 small spike this time of year too heart attacks and strokes. So this really 339 00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:21.960 does affect us in many many way. It's pointless put on the Rando News 340 00:26:22.279 --> 00:26:25.559 music because I have a couple of little stories on wand and I want Eric, 341 00:26:26.039 --> 00:26:29.519 Eric, what, I want you to get up and just like, 342 00:26:29.680 --> 00:26:34.559 pretend you're at a club and you're dancing. I want to see. No, 343 00:26:34.920 --> 00:26:37.480 honestly, don't dance, goofy, I want to see, like, 344 00:26:38.119 --> 00:26:41.680 I just want to see how you dance. I'm not a club going Just 345 00:26:41.759 --> 00:26:45.240 pretend just start dancing. Somebody goes come out on the dance floor. Eric, 346 00:26:45.559 --> 00:26:48.160 let's dance. Okay. I know this is kind of slow, but 347 00:26:49.440 --> 00:26:56.799 let's see you really get into it. Okay, No, just keep going, 348 00:26:56.880 --> 00:27:00.920 keep going. Okay, all right, then you pass. Okay, 349 00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:04.200 because new sign that you're getting old. Dancing with your hands in the air. 350 00:27:04.839 --> 00:27:07.599 I didn't have my hands, I know, so that good for you 351 00:27:08.640 --> 00:27:12.359 hoping that you were gonna do that. Okay, great if you think it 352 00:27:12.400 --> 00:27:17.880 looks cool to put your hands in the air, Think again. TikTok says, 353 00:27:18.880 --> 00:27:22.720 it's not. You're getting old interesting until I get to the sources. 354 00:27:22.759 --> 00:27:27.519 Just like from TikTok. I know right, I know red. Well, 355 00:27:27.519 --> 00:27:33.759 here's another TikTok hack. Do you like hacks? TikTok says we should all 356 00:27:33.799 --> 00:27:40.160 be keeping a roll of toilet paper in our refrigerator. Done my new Laura 357 00:27:40.200 --> 00:27:44.000 Kane just for toilet paper. Face will be going there in the freezer. 358 00:27:44.079 --> 00:27:45.799 That's like that like knocks out like three things at once. Why do you 359 00:27:45.880 --> 00:27:52.400 think? Why do you think that tole no, why hemorhoids something to do 360 00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:56.599 with It can absorb moisture, it can help with unpleasant odors in there. 361 00:27:59.000 --> 00:28:06.400 Du experts agree your classic box of baking soda does the job better. But 362 00:28:06.519 --> 00:28:10.160 if you're in a pinch, if I walked, if I opened up your 363 00:28:10.160 --> 00:28:14.359 refridger and saw roller toilet paper and there you were insane. Oh I know, 364 00:28:14.480 --> 00:28:18.440 well, you already do whatever. So Billboard came out with the list 365 00:28:18.519 --> 00:28:25.160 of the five hundred best pop songs of all time. Oh, let me 366 00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:30.200 guess number one is probably like Thriller, not even close. Really, Uh, 367 00:28:30.599 --> 00:28:33.559 Number should we guess let's give you the top ten because I mean I 368 00:28:33.559 --> 00:28:37.319 have twenty. But let's not get let's not get crazy. Is Madonna's like 369 00:28:37.319 --> 00:28:40.240 a virgin on there? No, like a prayer is on there? I 370 00:28:40.279 --> 00:28:42.839 mean, like a prayer. That is number six. Oh okay, No, 371 00:28:45.440 --> 00:28:48.200 I want to hold your hand. The Beatles is number ten. No, 372 00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:56.880 hmm, California Love Tupac oh God? And uh no, uh whatever? 373 00:28:56.960 --> 00:29:02.279 That one is number nine. No, well this one remember Carly ray 374 00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:06.079 Jepson called me baby. Yeah, they put her at number eight of the 375 00:29:06.079 --> 00:29:11.279 best pop songs of all time. What that's terrible. This is Billboard magazine, 376 00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:15.039 Like they're credible. Wait are these subjective? Are these based on like 377 00:29:15.039 --> 00:29:18.319 like objective figures like how many how long they won the charts for or something? 378 00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:22.200 That's okay? It's like it's been sixty five years since the creation of 379 00:29:22.240 --> 00:29:26.480 the Billboard Hot one hundred charts, so in celebrations, staff members over at 380 00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:29.960 billboard dot com put together the list of the five hundred best pop songs since 381 00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:33.720 its debut. These people need to be fired. Billy Jean is number seven. 382 00:29:34.640 --> 00:29:38.759 All right, Michael, there's better Michael Jackson songs than Billy g Yeah, 383 00:29:38.839 --> 00:29:44.000 thriller. Yeah, it could be the top pop song of all times. 384 00:29:45.119 --> 00:29:49.240 Never gets old, always awesome, always fun to hear, iconic for 385 00:29:49.279 --> 00:29:55.839 its time too, especially your girls on here that You're Gonna see No, 386 00:29:56.000 --> 00:30:00.119 your other girl Kelly Clarkson Since You Been Gone? That'sumber five. Oh wow, 387 00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:04.480 yeah, I know, I mean all right, coming in at number 388 00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:12.559 four a Backstreet Boys song, what ah that way? Tell me why? 389 00:30:12.839 --> 00:30:17.559 A good number? That's fine? That's a top ten share is share on 390 00:30:17.640 --> 00:30:22.720 there? No? Oh Believe isn't on there? No? The Temptations My 391 00:30:22.839 --> 00:30:26.759 Girl is number three, Okay, do we have a problem with that? 392 00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:30.359 I mean it could be lower on the lists. Fine, I wouldn't put 393 00:30:30.400 --> 00:30:34.359 in top ten though. Now number two I agree with, just because everybody 394 00:30:34.480 --> 00:30:40.039 is like, like falls over themselves when they hear this song, Taylor Dancing 395 00:30:40.119 --> 00:30:44.640 Queen Abba. Oh yeah, yeah, I can see that. I would 396 00:30:44.720 --> 00:30:48.640 say. The other one, the Temptations Myra, Yeah, is a little 397 00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:52.960 more R and B though, so I'm surprised it's a pop song that high 398 00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:56.000 on that. Yeah. My girls now R and B my Girl, it's 399 00:30:56.119 --> 00:30:59.799 very slight. If i'd call it pop, yeah, I wouldn't call it 400 00:31:00.319 --> 00:31:07.000 called our alternative and number one. Oh, wait, is it a woman? 401 00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:15.720 Yes, she's dead. Oh I know who it is? What song 402 00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:22.519 the from the Bodyguard? Nope, I want to dance with somebody, Hell 403 00:31:25.799 --> 00:31:30.720 with somebody the Bodyguard. I want to dance with Somebody's number one? But 404 00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:36.119 what's the what's the one from the Bodyguard that made her so famous? I 405 00:31:36.240 --> 00:31:41.319 know? I Will Always Love You? Wasn't on there? My song bird? 406 00:31:41.880 --> 00:31:45.680 She might be down she might be down there. Let me see that 407 00:31:45.720 --> 00:31:48.519 list. Okay, here you go without without Bohemian Rhapsody, I know, 408 00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:56.279 well that is damn I don't see it. I mean Nicki Mina, I 409 00:31:56.319 --> 00:32:00.119 know I was not a single Queen hit in the top ten. No, 410 00:32:01.079 --> 00:32:07.279 we should have been Mariah Carey Fantasy really I know? Right? TLC Scrubs 411 00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:08.599 is number two. That was a good song. No, that's not a 412 00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:13.920 good song. There's so many more songs that could be. The Ronettes might 413 00:32:13.960 --> 00:32:23.759 be my baby anyway. So September was good Break the chain that I put 414 00:32:23.839 --> 00:32:28.720 higher than dreams. Hey, break the Chain? Wait? Sing that? 415 00:32:29.319 --> 00:32:37.279 And if you Don't Love and now? Oh that was good to the song 416 00:32:37.440 --> 00:32:45.880 Landslide, which also pertained to Laura's shut Lost last right now, Okay, 417 00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:50.160 now I just have a very few. I got a game that is called 418 00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:52.079 Ransom Notes, and I was going to try to play it on the podcast, 419 00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:57.559 but the way it's played, I tried it out and it's it takes 420 00:32:57.599 --> 00:33:00.680 too long, but I got some good questions from it. I want you 421 00:33:00.720 --> 00:33:08.960 guys each to humble brag about your best traits. Humble you go first, 422 00:33:08.960 --> 00:33:14.880 Brian, humble brag about your best traits. I'm really good at everything. 423 00:33:16.200 --> 00:33:22.359 Please be a little bit more specific than that I podcast. Okay, I 424 00:33:22.480 --> 00:33:31.079 mean as in good, I'm hilarious, Okay, let be creative. Okay, 425 00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:36.519 yes, you are logical, very I think those are my best traits. 426 00:33:36.599 --> 00:33:44.839 Okay, Eric, and do it humbly, humbly brag about your best 427 00:33:44.880 --> 00:33:50.160 traits. So I think that I'm funny, true, Are you sure? 428 00:33:51.559 --> 00:33:54.759 Yeah? I think that I'm a snappy dresser. While not right now, 429 00:33:57.160 --> 00:34:02.240 he says, I think I'm kind, very and I think I'm a good 430 00:34:02.279 --> 00:34:09.159 listener unless unless you oh, by the way, what so one of my 431 00:34:09.199 --> 00:34:13.039 coworkers was thinking about buying something on Jeromes and I was like, don't look 432 00:34:13.039 --> 00:34:16.840 at the review they put it down in the un like, of course they 433 00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:21.119 did the one that they kind of gray out. So guess what I did? 434 00:34:21.400 --> 00:34:23.920 Stuck wrote another one. I went in and copied it and put it 435 00:34:23.960 --> 00:34:27.400 back on. So now it's all the way back up at the top. 436 00:34:28.119 --> 00:34:31.320 Eric. And you know the funny thing on YouTube? Guess what commercial plays 437 00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:37.960 before our podcast Jeromes. It's just it's so fun. It's okay, we're 438 00:34:37.960 --> 00:34:46.679 getting into the season of joy forgiveness. Yes, so so Jeromes suck a 439 00:34:46.679 --> 00:34:57.079 bag of do Oh my god. Okay. I think that I am loving. 440 00:34:58.159 --> 00:35:06.159 I'm very kind, I'm helpful. You are I am willing to do 441 00:35:07.480 --> 00:35:13.760 anything for money. Oh, I'm very open. Yeah. And I'm very 442 00:35:13.800 --> 00:35:22.360 honest, yes, and I you are, and I'm very transparent. Yes, 443 00:35:22.760 --> 00:35:27.880 And you're a very good friend. I think thank you, You're welcome, 444 00:35:29.360 --> 00:35:31.320 and you're gonna if I say when I say this, you're going to 445 00:35:31.360 --> 00:35:39.119 say something about it. Go ahead. I think that I am kind of 446 00:35:39.159 --> 00:35:50.280 smart. I think you're very smart. As I knew it. Oh, 447 00:35:50.320 --> 00:35:54.000 of course I knew it. Yeah, play the crickets. That's nice. 448 00:35:54.920 --> 00:36:01.840 Okay, here's another question for you guys. Why are you so tired? 449 00:36:04.119 --> 00:36:08.400 Eric? Why are you so tired? The time change? Oh? Really, 450 00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:13.400 I think some of us work hard. Nine to five jobs. True, 451 00:36:13.480 --> 00:36:16.559 and then come here? Mm hmm that too? Anything else do you 452 00:36:16.599 --> 00:36:19.920 want to add? I mean, is there other things you're dealing with? 453 00:36:19.960 --> 00:36:22.920 That why you're so tired? I'm under the weather. Is that why you're 454 00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:27.360 sucking on something right now? Have got terrible allergies? Oh? You do? 455 00:36:27.519 --> 00:36:37.360 So I find that blow jobs help? That was good? Oh yeah, 456 00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:40.119 I alergies. I'm super congested. I think my head's gonna like implode. 457 00:36:40.599 --> 00:36:45.480 Oh ow do you get bad sinus headaches? I get every year I 458 00:36:45.480 --> 00:36:46.679 get. Oh no, there was one year when I was especially I was 459 00:36:46.639 --> 00:36:49.760 working at Chick fil A. We had a bad year. I had terrible 460 00:36:49.800 --> 00:36:52.320 year for aalergies. I had to work. Basically I was on like doped 461 00:36:52.360 --> 00:36:54.199 up on bend the drill for like, how many hamburgers did you sneeze on? 462 00:36:54.480 --> 00:36:57.639 None? But no, because I was doped up on ben the drill 463 00:36:57.679 --> 00:36:59.920 for a month and a half straight and I was I don't remember that month. 464 00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:01.480 I was a zombie. Oh my god, is that the only thing 465 00:37:01.559 --> 00:37:06.079 that helped you. I don't take benje anymore because Benje's like really bad for 466 00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:07.519 you. And if you get the dosa drunk, you can like start to 467 00:37:08.119 --> 00:37:10.559 wake out a little bit. You can actually like hallucinate and stuff. Oh 468 00:37:10.639 --> 00:37:15.639 boy, Yeah, so I just power through it and take something generic. 469 00:37:15.760 --> 00:37:20.400 Does Clareton work or a leg in any of those things? Oh boy, 470 00:37:22.760 --> 00:37:29.000 I'm tired. I'm really freaking tired. And I know I don't have a 471 00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:31.280 full time job, but I got a lot of crap going on. You 472 00:37:31.320 --> 00:37:35.239 do, and I'm like a freaking I feel like I'm a hamster on a 473 00:37:35.239 --> 00:37:43.119 wheel every freaking day, just trying to keep this boat afloat. Why did 474 00:37:43.119 --> 00:37:45.360 you point at your crush when you said boat, I meant this body. 475 00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:51.239 She was pointing at the little man in the boat, this bee. She's 476 00:37:51.239 --> 00:37:53.320 trying to keep him above the water. Yeah. Today I had a big 477 00:37:53.400 --> 00:37:57.280 zoom call, and then I had a meeting, and then I brought a 478 00:37:57.320 --> 00:38:00.440 newcomer. Then I had this, and then I had a sponsor meeting. 479 00:38:00.519 --> 00:38:01.920 Then I had set up the podcast, and then I did a video, 480 00:38:01.960 --> 00:38:04.800 and then I did a teaser thing, and then I did this, and 481 00:38:04.800 --> 00:38:07.519 then I did that, and I took Elvis to the park and then you 482 00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:10.719 know, there's a yeah, and then I worked yesterday last night. I'm 483 00:38:10.760 --> 00:38:15.440 tired and I've been waking up Blake weird hours like that four o'clock when I 484 00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:20.800 saw the ghost. Oh, maybe the ghost is waking you up. The 485 00:38:20.800 --> 00:38:25.440 ghost every time you falls, like, hey, lady, wake up, 486 00:38:27.639 --> 00:38:30.440 you summoned me. God damn it, Brian. I don't feel good, 487 00:38:30.840 --> 00:38:35.320 I know you until I see some actual proof of a ghost. Okay, 488 00:38:35.920 --> 00:38:39.000 I don't want to do that. I really don't want to. Further, 489 00:38:39.800 --> 00:38:43.639 I don't want to provoke it. If that happens, I will pay for 490 00:38:43.679 --> 00:38:49.559 a cleansing. That's not good enough. If I get a picture of a 491 00:38:49.639 --> 00:38:53.599 ghost on camera, If I get a picture of hester on my cell phone 492 00:38:53.639 --> 00:39:00.159 and I'm brave enough to face this being and it actually shows up, what 493 00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:04.400 are you going to do for me? Pay for cleansing? Oh? You 494 00:39:04.440 --> 00:39:07.599 know what, I'm not satisfied. Okay, what you want? I want 495 00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:10.199 something more risky. I don't know. Maybe it have something to do, 496 00:39:10.320 --> 00:39:15.119 maybe like a money thing, or like a bet, or like a this 497 00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:15.480 is the bet? What do you mean? You want me to make a 498 00:39:15.519 --> 00:39:17.599 bet? If I lose a bet? Well, what is cleansing? What 499 00:39:17.639 --> 00:39:21.280 are you going to mean? I'll page the house, I'll pay for someone 500 00:39:21.320 --> 00:39:23.039 to come through and do some nonsense, and you can have a peace of 501 00:39:23.039 --> 00:39:27.320 mind that's been cleansed. Okay, you'll pay me to save your house. 502 00:39:28.039 --> 00:39:30.880 I already have stage in a drawer. Oh, Brian, that that knocks 503 00:39:30.920 --> 00:39:35.320 out one of the steps. It doesn't good to do a full cleansing. 504 00:39:35.400 --> 00:39:38.679 I'll do Latin scripts. I'll do I don't even know what that is, 505 00:39:38.719 --> 00:39:44.079 but it sounds scary. Latin scripts means me talking in my worst Spanish possible. 506 00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:47.519 Really have a Catholic rights passage of rights box use that. That's kind 507 00:39:47.519 --> 00:39:54.039 of thing you need. I just water cross right right, right, Well, 508 00:39:54.079 --> 00:39:58.039 I have a whole wall of them. But anyway, if they turn 509 00:39:58.119 --> 00:40:01.159 upside down one night, take a page. What did you have to say? 510 00:40:01.159 --> 00:40:07.880 That? Insane? Serious? Now, if your wild card has anything 511 00:40:07.880 --> 00:40:10.159 to do with that damn weedy board, I'm gonna anyway anyway, Okay, 512 00:40:10.199 --> 00:40:15.679 I have one more question and then it's Brian's wildcard. You and your friends 513 00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:22.119 are starting a new death metal band. What's the name of the band with 514 00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:31.559 dicks? Because it rhymes mine is dirt nap? What you know what that 515 00:40:31.639 --> 00:40:36.400 means? I mean you're dead, You're buried dirt nap. You're taking a 516 00:40:36.440 --> 00:40:39.280 dirt nap. Oh my god, dirt. Mine's either going to be concrete 517 00:40:39.280 --> 00:40:45.480 shoes or swimming with the fishes. Okay, your concrete. She's a sleeping 518 00:40:45.519 --> 00:40:50.400 with fish. And it's a death metal band, death metal band, death 519 00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:58.039 metal band, Kill All vaginas. I don't know, something like something you 520 00:40:58.039 --> 00:41:05.199 would say, the Naggings matches. God, that is actually to come up 521 00:41:05.199 --> 00:41:07.440 with that. That's pretty pretty good. All right, Brian, what are 522 00:41:07.440 --> 00:41:09.639 you gonna do? You're gonna hoop up here and stay there? What's up? 523 00:41:10.320 --> 00:41:14.800 Brian's wild card? Everybody there in the second? Okay, So I 524 00:41:14.840 --> 00:41:17.920 have a Oigi board which is the source of all of Laura's problems in life. 525 00:41:20.320 --> 00:41:22.159 That or herself, but one of those two things both. And you 526 00:41:22.199 --> 00:41:25.440 know, I thought, I'm such a big collector and I'm such a big 527 00:41:25.440 --> 00:41:30.760 fan of the show. Despite the fact I produce it and make it the 528 00:41:30.079 --> 00:41:35.639 nic it as good as it is, I don't have any memorabilia from this 529 00:41:35.719 --> 00:41:37.360 show. So here's what I'm gonna have you guys do. I'm gonna have 530 00:41:37.400 --> 00:41:40.920 all of us sign this Ouiji board. Maybe I'll frame it. Oh, 531 00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:44.920 and I'm gonna keep it and if maybe ever happens, maybe we'll auction it 532 00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:47.840 off for fun. Or something. Oh so I have sharpie's they're all black, 533 00:41:47.920 --> 00:41:52.159 unfortunately. But we're gonna sign the Ouiji board and then maybe i'll frame 534 00:41:52.199 --> 00:41:54.760 it or something. Oh well, yeah, it's cool. Do we put 535 00:41:55.440 --> 00:41:59.480 like our logo on it or anything or no? No, that would know 536 00:41:59.519 --> 00:42:04.079 because we know what it's for. Oh my god, that was that was 537 00:42:04.159 --> 00:42:07.760 like our most watched Okay, not not on the letters. Oh my god, 538 00:42:08.000 --> 00:42:12.440 just looking at this is freaking me out again. Okay, here, 539 00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:14.960 we'll move that out of the way. So okay, where are you going 540 00:42:15.039 --> 00:42:16.559 to sign it? Near the weed? Near the Yes, I'm going to 541 00:42:16.599 --> 00:42:21.159 sign it near my favorite word. No, wait, Brian, what was 542 00:42:21.199 --> 00:42:24.360 your vision for the here? Here? Here? Right? Not on the 543 00:42:24.440 --> 00:42:30.760 letters. Okay, I'll sign mine. I'm going to do my near the 544 00:42:30.840 --> 00:42:34.199 numbers. Okay, here we go. I have a really bad signature, 545 00:42:34.280 --> 00:42:42.920 but I'm going to next to my favorite word. Ever. Yeah, it's 546 00:42:43.039 --> 00:42:49.400 terrible. I told you he's now, he's drawing things, he's abuse he 547 00:42:49.960 --> 00:42:53.880 but this is Eric. This is perfect Eric fashion. He's got a creepy 548 00:42:54.239 --> 00:42:58.079 he's not got, he's got has doesn't have a great win either. Okay, 549 00:42:58.079 --> 00:43:01.039 Brian, you signed. Let's see your signature. What do you do 550 00:43:01.119 --> 00:43:05.920 you mean I just signed my name, but it's just as messy as mine 551 00:43:06.039 --> 00:43:07.559 is, Brian, yours is just as messy as mine is, too. 552 00:43:08.880 --> 00:43:13.360 Mine is a't delight. You can at least say, see what mine says. 553 00:43:13.440 --> 00:43:15.440 Here, let me hold it up for everybody to see. Now, 554 00:43:15.440 --> 00:43:22.679 look, Brian says, says that mine says. Eric. I know, 555 00:43:22.719 --> 00:43:36.679 I just go so one of these days, when our podcast is like and 556 00:43:36.800 --> 00:43:40.920 it's framed all nice and pretty, we may auction this off. I hester 557 00:43:43.400 --> 00:43:47.320 now. Look, we're not asking to be visited right now, we're just 558 00:43:47.480 --> 00:43:52.800 signing it. Okay, so don't come tonight. Okay, good, you 559 00:43:52.800 --> 00:43:58.239 didn't bring the punchet. That's cool. I love that idea. Oh look 560 00:43:58.239 --> 00:44:02.239 at that ore. Are you like artistic or something not autistic? Are you 561 00:44:02.519 --> 00:44:07.639 artistic? Oh god, do you know how to do you draw and stuff 562 00:44:07.559 --> 00:44:12.360 you can't draw? You're like you said, you're creative. That was your 563 00:44:12.440 --> 00:44:15.119 humble b Yeah, so you do have to have that mind. Yes, 564 00:44:15.320 --> 00:44:19.800 he's talented, but like to put that across the sharp he is like that. 565 00:44:19.800 --> 00:44:23.679 That was that's a great idea. What I wouldn't have thought of that? 566 00:44:23.800 --> 00:44:27.039 Thank you? Well, that just speaks more to you than it does 567 00:44:27.079 --> 00:44:31.639 to me. And I'm artistic, autistical, artistic. Oh my candle, 568 00:44:31.719 --> 00:44:37.320 Oh no, you're a cam girl. I can draw a little bit. 569 00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:42.719 I can't draw. I used to draw horses all day long, every day 570 00:44:42.800 --> 00:44:45.159 when I was a young girl. I can write, Actually, I have 571 00:44:45.159 --> 00:44:47.920 a good stories I can write. Can you like, uh, well, 572 00:44:47.960 --> 00:44:52.880 obviously fiction? Yeah, I was actually like that was my English. I 573 00:44:52.920 --> 00:44:58.440 was really good at really creative riding. Yeah, Laura's ridden some horses too, 574 00:44:58.440 --> 00:45:02.000 if you know what I mean. Not geez, I have to tell 575 00:45:02.000 --> 00:45:12.639 you guys something. So my roommate she encouraged me to get on a dating 576 00:45:12.639 --> 00:45:17.760 app. Oh no, I haven't. I've barely even scratched the surface of 577 00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:24.719 hinge hinge unhinged is already. Okay, wait, I need to know what 578 00:45:24.760 --> 00:45:29.000 this means. Already There's one guy that I'm like, Okay, he seems 579 00:45:29.079 --> 00:45:31.519 kind of cute and cool. But what does this mean? You guys, 580 00:45:31.800 --> 00:45:38.159 what does this mean? It's just it's just letters. I am a dot 581 00:45:38.199 --> 00:45:42.000 dot that that so hold on, not this guy. Let me get let 582 00:45:42.039 --> 00:45:45.000 me get my okay here it is, let me get his profile. Okay, 583 00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:52.719 I am okay, where is it? Okay? Curated IQ slash e 584 00:45:52.960 --> 00:45:59.960 Q parentheses, I n FP slash T. What that hell does that mean? 585 00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:05.760 That's his personality type. That's the Meyers brig test. That's like for 586 00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:09.119 what does that mean? That's like what horoscopes for young girls are for? 587 00:46:09.199 --> 00:46:14.159 Like, it's like horscopes for young girls except guy middle aged guys. Oh 588 00:46:14.239 --> 00:46:16.239 really, so is this guy? No? Not so? But if they're 589 00:46:16.280 --> 00:46:22.760 like business minded, like you know, real like it's he says, open 590 00:46:22.840 --> 00:46:29.760 minded, young at heart, self love, no addicts. I'm like, 591 00:46:29.800 --> 00:46:32.679 well does he what about recovering anything? Oh? I personally think it's kind 592 00:46:32.679 --> 00:46:37.159 of bull, not bull, but it's it's over a simplified way to categorize 593 00:46:37.199 --> 00:46:40.960 something as complex as a personality. He likes self love, self love, 594 00:46:42.079 --> 00:46:46.480 He doesn't like narcissist, anxious avoidance, anxious What is that? That's his 595 00:46:46.519 --> 00:46:53.800 attachment style? Spiritual seeker good and then uh and then also edgy it is 596 00:46:54.199 --> 00:46:59.159 a key to his heart edgy, I T geek that's not you, No 597 00:46:59.639 --> 00:47:05.079 snow jeeper, that's me. I'm a jeep. Karaoke I do that and 598 00:47:05.159 --> 00:47:08.519 poker oh di wire handy af Oh that's totally you. I mean, did 599 00:47:08.519 --> 00:47:12.960 you show him a picture of that chair, the fact that I have a 600 00:47:13.039 --> 00:47:15.480 di wire, Yeah you are. I know the fact you put ancient avoidant 601 00:47:15.519 --> 00:47:19.760 in his his bio. What what does that mean? It's an attachment It's 602 00:47:19.800 --> 00:47:22.840 a psychology it's a psychology term. It's that your attachment style. Typically it's 603 00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:28.599 used to reference how how bad your childhood is. It's what type of attachment 604 00:47:28.599 --> 00:47:31.320 style you had to your your parents or your mother. Typically, ancient avoidant 605 00:47:31.480 --> 00:47:38.400 is not a good one. Carnt Investor, AIRBN, Beer, Animal Rescue 606 00:47:38.559 --> 00:47:43.880 and r handy af He says too many things in this bio. I know, 607 00:47:44.199 --> 00:47:46.280 you know what I know, and you know what he had, like 608 00:47:46.320 --> 00:47:52.119 emoji's by each one of them too. That's a girl, that's a chick. 609 00:47:52.840 --> 00:47:57.039 I know what dude does that age? Okay? I wanted to show 610 00:47:57.039 --> 00:48:00.119 you a friend of mine. She's she lives in Arizona and she's dating again, 611 00:48:00.559 --> 00:48:06.679 Yes, after being married for a long time. Yes, a guy 612 00:48:06.840 --> 00:48:13.519 hit her up and this was his profile picture. Is okay? Is it 613 00:48:13.599 --> 00:48:17.400 scary? Is it funny? Is it cute? Anybody? It was handsome 614 00:48:19.159 --> 00:48:21.559 as their profile? Oh no, I don't even know what I did with 615 00:48:21.599 --> 00:48:22.599 it anyway, so I might have deleted it, she said, it to 616 00:48:22.639 --> 00:48:27.280 me, and I was all, what it was? It just scary looking 617 00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:30.119 it was. It looked like he had murdered somebody, looked like he was 618 00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:32.719 covered in blood. I feel sorry for guys because they don't generally like you 619 00:48:32.840 --> 00:48:36.880 have to take a gym selfie, you have to take a bathroom selfie because 620 00:48:37.039 --> 00:48:39.880 generally guys don't really aren't aren't really picture takers, you know what I mean. 621 00:48:40.239 --> 00:48:43.320 Then you might have to become a picture taker for a brief time. 622 00:48:44.480 --> 00:48:45.840 Okay, Honestly, I think dating naps are not the best way to meet 623 00:48:45.840 --> 00:48:51.480 people to how somebody like me and go out or something on that. Well, 624 00:48:51.519 --> 00:48:52.400 you can go to bars, obviously, I can go to bars. 625 00:48:52.760 --> 00:48:55.320 I can go to bars all day long. That that. Yeah, But 626 00:48:55.559 --> 00:48:59.280 the main motive of guys flirting in bars is to buy you a drink, 627 00:48:59.360 --> 00:49:04.119 So buy me a Coca Cola. That's so boring. I'm not boring? 628 00:49:04.480 --> 00:49:07.320 Am I boring? You are not boring? I'm anything but boring. H 629 00:49:07.679 --> 00:49:10.679 Well, anyways, I don't know. I just think dating not that dating 630 00:49:10.679 --> 00:49:15.239 acts are terrible. Yeah, besides bars, besides bars, and besides work, 631 00:49:15.440 --> 00:49:21.920 which I'm the park that is, there could be and there could be 632 00:49:22.119 --> 00:49:25.440 imagine their dog park, possibly just a random meet cute. I don't know, 633 00:49:27.480 --> 00:49:29.639 at a grocery storm. Does that ever happen? I don't go to 634 00:49:29.639 --> 00:49:31.159 the grocery store so that you will never happen at this age, I mean, 635 00:49:31.199 --> 00:49:35.760 I don't know, you're I only buy gray food. You know what? 636 00:49:36.400 --> 00:49:40.920 You know what I really really want? And I'm being completely honest here. 637 00:49:42.880 --> 00:49:49.679 My entire life, even when I was married, I've always been the 638 00:49:49.679 --> 00:49:52.440 one taking care of people. M M. You just want somebody to take 639 00:49:52.480 --> 00:49:55.519 care of you. I want to be a kept woman. Well stop taking 640 00:49:55.599 --> 00:49:59.800 to stop being the one to take care of everyone. Then I want somebody 641 00:49:59.840 --> 00:50:04.199 to you. I want like, I want an old, rich kind who 642 00:50:04.559 --> 00:50:08.320 might be I might be somewhat to do. Just take care of me, 643 00:50:08.800 --> 00:50:13.880 somebody to take care of Look at this age, you could be like Anna 644 00:50:13.960 --> 00:50:17.920 Nicole Smith, just some dude that like someone if you have to give him 645 00:50:17.920 --> 00:50:23.639 a hand job like once every three years. I'm not kidding, I'm tired. 646 00:50:23.960 --> 00:50:27.480 You need connections for that. If she had like a room full of 647 00:50:27.480 --> 00:50:30.760 burkins, you'd just be like, I don't even need that. I want 648 00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:34.159 my hair. I want somebody to pay for my hair, my nails, 649 00:50:34.199 --> 00:50:36.760 I need my nails done, my toes done. I want I want somebody 650 00:50:36.800 --> 00:50:42.719 to I just want somebody to take care of me. Well, it's not. 651 00:50:43.119 --> 00:50:45.159 You probably need to like you need to be in like the bigs, 652 00:50:45.239 --> 00:50:46.960 like the elite circles. For that, you have to be on like yeah, 653 00:50:47.039 --> 00:50:50.519 no, didn't you say or whatever that thing is? Didn't you say? 654 00:50:50.559 --> 00:50:52.639 There was something? Oh isn't that where all the celebrities are. You 655 00:50:52.639 --> 00:50:55.320 have to be like invited. It's not as exclusive as you think, but 656 00:50:55.360 --> 00:50:58.639 you do have to be invited. Yeah, you could be on that one 657 00:50:58.679 --> 00:51:00.440 that you were on before, like sugar. Oh yeah, I got kicked 658 00:51:00.440 --> 00:51:05.000 off though, Oh yeah, I forgot why but I got kicked off. 659 00:51:05.079 --> 00:51:07.079 I can't even imagine. No, I think I did. I don't know 660 00:51:07.119 --> 00:51:10.320 what I did, but no more. But I wouldn't do that anymore. 661 00:51:10.360 --> 00:51:15.079 No, I won't. I won't do that because that whatever. Anyway, 662 00:51:15.079 --> 00:51:19.480 I said, I sent a picture of Laura. I was going editing photos 663 00:51:19.480 --> 00:51:22.320 and I sent a picture that Laura had said to me, and it was 664 00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:28.119 some dude's dick that I had redone artwork on and it was like it was 665 00:51:28.559 --> 00:51:31.800 it was a it was a the silhouette of a face like eating a hot 666 00:51:31.840 --> 00:51:35.599 dog and she was like, what's that. I was like, that's one 667 00:51:35.639 --> 00:51:37.280 of your I know. I always send him my dick pics that I that 668 00:51:37.360 --> 00:51:42.000 I get from these sites, because usually that's what happens. You just it's 669 00:51:42.039 --> 00:51:44.119 a matter of time. It's only a matter of time. Laura's like, 670 00:51:44.199 --> 00:51:45.280 hi, and they just sent a dick pic and I'm like, ah, 671 00:51:45.360 --> 00:51:49.800 that one sounds like a total it were it. We're due for one. 672 00:51:50.760 --> 00:51:52.519 You're due for an art project? Yeah I am. I know. I 673 00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:55.199 got my art app all ready to go. I'll get you one soon. 674 00:51:55.239 --> 00:51:58.639 Yeah, I'll make that my All you have to do is say hello to 675 00:51:58.679 --> 00:52:02.039 somebody I know pretty much pretty much. All Right, you guys have the 676 00:52:02.119 --> 00:52:06.679 best weekend ever. Thank you so much for listening to us, and we 677 00:52:06.719 --> 00:52:14.000 appreciate it so so appreciate you you. We will be back next week with 678 00:52:14.159 --> 00:52:19.559 our smiling faces and our good attitudes. Right, everybody speak for yourself. 679 00:52:21.599 --> 00:52:28.400 Okay, love your podcast. I love you. See now, Wow, 680 00:52:29.440 --> 00:52:31.400 talk to the man. Talk to the man. Talk to the man. 681 00:52:31.639 --> 00:52:37.559 I I completely ended this perfectly. All he had to do was say three 682 00:52:37.559 --> 00:52:38.960 words and it would have been done. I did. I said, I 683 00:52:39.360 --> 00:52:42.480 don't know why you rely on him to end there. We should just d 684 00:52:42.519 --> 00:52:45.760 I love you. I know. Maybe you should ended it because you will 685 00:52:45.840 --> 00:52:46.920 go for it. You think I should just press this button. No, 686 00:52:47.039 --> 00:52:52.159 you say it, somebody else has to say