H m hm. Put it back in your mouth. Put it back Hello,
this is Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you for tuning in so much.
We really appreciate it. Eric is trying like hell to suck in a
yawn because she brought it up. No, because Brian is yawned. Okay,
just so you know, the show did open with put it back in
your mouth. Put it back in your mouth. Oh, by the way,
Oh I'm Laura Kane. By the way, Eric Rimmer, Hi,
producer, Brian and oh jesus, please you guys. I know we're all
tired. I have we're all tired. Now. Look. Eric is wearing
an outfit that I forgot I bought for the contest. I actually bought four
things and I didn't realize it came the other day. It's a matching leopard
short suit. I think it's kind of cute. Actually, you could jog
up to urban those he could. He could go home with different than you
get so many compliments on that. Oh what I you go home with a
big old dick for sure. Oh my god. Anyway, you look.
I think it was cute. I think it looks cute. Thank you.
Anyway, that's how we're starting the show. All right, I'm starting to
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now it's host chat time. We also have Brian's wild card coming up.
We also have some great random news stories and some awesome questions that I can't
wait to hear your answers because we love playing the question gain we do.
Okay, So my host chat is about Vegas. I went to Vegas last
week. I went from Thursday to Saturday. Antonio is looking to move and
he's looking for maybe possibly something new. I'll just put it that way.
I don't want to give his business. But I have a friend who I
used to work in radio with back in nineteen ninety four, ninety five,
ninety six. His name we called him Butch the Baker on the air because
he was a Navy baker, and then he ended up in radio because he
just loved it and he worked his way up, and he used to be
there overnights when I'd show up for the Jeff and Jerry show. I'd show
up early and we would just talk. We just had a great relationship.
And then he moved. And then then he started opening up Homie Cinnamon Rolls,
which are oh my God, which were in stadiums across the country.
Like, he started popping up in these stadiums and having these because he sells
the best cinnamon roles ever. So now he's located in Vegas. So I
reached out to Butcher. I'm like, hey, you know, do you
know of any you know deals, because Vegas is not cheap anymore? Oh
no, it's not. Vegas is extremely expensive. Now. Yeah, when
we were in college, we could go Honor. We would take a road
trip from the dorm overnight, go to Vegas. Get a hotel room for
twenty nine dollars, get up a fay for six dollars. Vegas used to
be cheap, not anymore. Nope, he got us our room overlooking the
fountains at the Bellagio. I paid this much zero. That's his kind of
connections he has in Vegas. That's like, how great Butch is? It
was the best thing ever. But so eating Guess where I ate? Guess
where I ate? No, I didn't eat it, vander pump, No
did I eat it? Uh? In and out. I had to save
somebody because I took one hundred dollars exactly to gamble. And of course I'm
a dumb dumb and I blew it on the slots when in reality I know
so. Butch was telling us that he plays Keno and Keno you play it
on the machines and you just you just pick random numbers and then they if
you hit the numbers, if you hit a certain you get a certain amount
of money. He's won like eighteen thousand dollars playing. He walked in once
with ten dollars and walked out with eighteen grand. And I'm like, what
isn't something like that ever happened to me. I walk in with one hundred,
I walk out with zero usually, but it was It was Bravo Con,
so it was so packed. We wanted to get taco bell delivered to
the Bologio. I thought that that was like my big expense, right wow.
Door dasher canceled on us because he could not physically get to the Bolaggio
because of Bravo Con. Oh yeah, and the other all the other people
that were there. It was so incredibly crowded, and like you said,
half naked people on the street, men, women, butt cheeks, butt
implants, boobs, you know, you name it. The guy's flicking the
papers at you. I almost had when I went to see Miranda Lambert.
I almost had a breakdown. Oh my god, on that on that Vegas
strip because it was too much. I really really wanted to see you two
at the sphere saw them, I'm sure, Oh she was there this weekend.
See, that was what I really wanted. But tickets, my my
thing was like, Okay, well maybe if we do this, if we
show up after the show has started, maybe if there's tickets left, they'll
sell thement like bargain basement prices. And but said, no, they're gonna
want every single penny. And the lowest ticket price was like five hundred.
This is just like, it's an experience that is like so incredible. Everybody
says it's just so amazing, and the sphere is such it's you have to
if you are sitting up in the higher seats, you have to walk up
a certain way and watch where you're walking. Otherwise vertigo big time if you
suffer from that. The sphere is but it is so cool, you guys
seeing it videos that she were in, I mean, it just looks insane.
I mean, dang, if you are a stoner, I'm sure it's
probably like the most incredible thing you've ever seen in your life. I'm sure
it's that way anyway, But I'm sure there was a lot of people there
that were, you know, impaired, like Chiechenchong, right, But anyway,
and you know what's funny, I did watch a video of the concert,
just to see what the sky look like, the ceiling at all I
saw were people with like gray hair, gray hair. He was like,
you know our era, gray hair, gray Watch what you're watch what you're
saying? King, I was laughing. Though, nobody like young is going
to see you two at the sphere Maybe maybe, but whatever, I'm still
gunning for Kylie Nogue. I'm sure you could. Uh no, you can't.
Oh come on, please, you cannot. Who is who is vying
for those tickets so hard? She had to add dates? It was well
that I'm happy for her, that's great, yeah, but not happy for
me. Did you just write I know? I think I did by accident.
Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm going to see Kelly Clarkson next year,
are you? Yes? What I guess? I think. In February there's
so many shows like Babyface was there, Usher was there, Brad Garrett's there?
Who else? Uh d baby was there? The baby who's that he's
a rapper? The baby baby? And then they had a huge, big,
giant selling sunset video screen right outside the Bolagia window, Like, oh
god, this show will won't leave me alone, This damn show that I
can't watch. But anyway, it's a great I mean, it's a really
cool place to go for two days, three days, maybe not like there's
a limit. Yeah, there's a limit to how much smoke you can get
in your eyes and your lungs. And now did you hear that there's a
huge bedbug problem in Las Vegas? I hate that you just said that,
because when I woke up, I had a I didn't have a cluster of
bites, because I think they bit in clusters, right, they do,
but I think I I had like a couple of bites, like just two
or three on my body, and I'm like, where did these come from?
I wasn't I wasn't really outside that much. It couldn't be, could
it be? No, Yeah, a bunch I heard all of France.
There's like a ohim, did you see that video that they posted on like
TikTok that hotel room No, and the floor was just moving, and it
was, oh, tell me that. Don't even tell me that, don't
even Oh that is so hold on, incredibly gross. No, I don't
want to see it. I can't. So nobody's going to France right now.
The France one was intentional too, was it allegedly that's a that's a
conspiracy? Well who who like from who? I'm random dude who hates France.
I guess an anarchist. Huh wow. I mean it's just kind of
crazy that they can't eradicate these bugs, you know in one fell swoop,
pretty resilient. They're like cockroaches that way. Oh my god, Oh Eric,
don't please don't he just did he just scrolled past a leg covered with
bikes. No, no, I know, it's totally no. I don't
want to know enough enough enough, all right. So that's my host chat,
my little Vegas trip, And it was fun. It was short,
but it was great seeing Butch and he's he's doing awesome. Soon to be
open in Caesar's Palace, so that's really great. Cinnamon rolls, My god,
please send me some mister Rimmer Europe with your host chest. What's up
in your life? What's up? What's up? So Thanksgivings coming? Yes,
it is right this month? Yeah, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
Probably going to my mom's with Evans coming into town. Oh she ish
huh. And then we're gonna probably drive up to Ranch Cuckamonga and be with
my mama. Why are you gonna invite me somewhere? Well? No,
I'm going to San Francisco. Oh yes for a week. Oh yes,
to see Do you want to say? Who? Are you just gonna see
some friends? Fine? Yeah? And that are you? So you're gonna
have Thanksgiving with those friends? Yes? Are you going? Are you going?
Like on a Monday? Are you going? I'm leaving on a like
a Wednesday, and I'm coming back on a Monday. Are you staying in
a hotel? Are you staying with you? No, I'm staying with friends.
Okay, yeah, yeah, it's a long time to stay with friend
of the week. So my question to you is what Thanksgiving items are your
favorites? Like if you if we had a Thanksgiving dinner a Laura Cane after
dark Thanksgiving dinner and we had the turkey and all the fixin's, what would
you go for first? And what would you not touch it all? Okay,
definitely I'm down with the stuffing. I like it, but don't put
raisins in it like my uncle used to. Oh no, I like mashed
potatoes. I'm not fond of the turkey. I feel like it's dry and
bland. I think turkey should be replaced, like I think turkey should be
taking out Thanksgiving, or maybe I just we've never really had it prepared.
I think we should just replace it with ham. Ham is better. Oh,
honey baked ham. Honey baked ham is delicious. Mutter, you're totally
right, but that's more eastery right now. It's Christmas. Oh it's Christmas
too, Yeah, let's just double it up. It's that good. I
agree. I do like that green bean castle thing with the onions on the
top. Gross ew. I do like that. I like beans. I
do not like it with that. Oh see, I like that now.
I can't do any kind of jello mold, any kind of ambrosia, any
of that crap. Green jellow is a staple at my house. Oh,
same with me. But it's so good though it's well, you haven't had
good green My mom used to put avocado in it. I wish we could.
It's too late, But I I like my food. It's pretty much
beige, except for the green bean castle, which is kind of beigey with
all this stuff with the onion soup in it. And that's about it.
Like I I don't like cranberries no, And I don't like salads like I
don't like a I don't like I'm not a salad person. I just don't
like salad. I don't know what else is there besides that. Uh Okay,
now we're at the root of the thing. Pies, Okay, Pumpkin
pie sucks. Yeah, I hate pump ye. Pumpkin pie is weird,
gross exture to the texture is terrible. It's gelacinous. I don't like it.
Also, if you ever notice everyone loves pumpkin spice lattes, yeah,
they always have to mix in like caramel or cinnamon or something. It's never
just pumping spice pumpkin. I don't ever care when they come out with the
pumpkin stuff. It's pumpkin seeds are kind of good though, yes for Halloween
when you bake them. And yes, I bacon pie is good. I
can do pecan I love pecan pie. I can like apple pie. Apple
pie so good. Cherry pie is my Cherry pie is delicious. I love
cherries. That's a little sweet lime ye, No, and no frothy whatever
the rue and ring mering I don't like lemon, but lemon meringue is good.
Lemon meringue is delicious. Only pecan and cherry for me. That's it.
I'm Apple all the way, Apple Apple, Yeah, hot with with
ice cream on it. Yeah. I don't care cinnamon person, so I
just want oh yeah, oh yeah, I love What is your what are
you You're not looking at that under my watch, he's still watching bed Bug.
He's watching Bedbug videos while we're talking about Yes, now listen, what
are you bringing to the dinner? What is your Well, I'm not because
I'm not bringing anything on the plane. Well, we're going out dinner.
Oh you are going? I'm like, are you going to help prepare something?
We were, but then one of my friends has to work, so
by the time he got home, it wasn't going to work out for everybody.
So you're gonna go out to some fancy, nice restaurant or it's it's
a nice restaurant. Yeah, open on Thanksgiving? Okay, so you'll get
like a true Thanksgiving meal. I'm sure they'll have it, have other I'm
sure it'll be a price fixed menus. Have you ever gotten the like Thanksgiving
meal to go from? Like Vaughn's. Yes, it's not bad. Mimi's
Cafe has a great one. Oh, there's this what bread to cafe?
Yeah, they're there. Thanksgiving dinner is very good, I believe you.
Yeah, I've done it a couple of years in a row and it's very
good. Yeah. When you get the holes no no, no no,
you can buy it for they have you know, feeds four, feed six,
d eight and then you can kind of customize what you want and what
you don't want. It saves a lot of time and trouble, it does.
It just reminds me of the first Santa Clause movie with Tim Allen where
he takes to send the Denny's for Christmas dinner. Oh well, theirs is
very traditional though, and the and the nice thing is is that they because
I do not know how to slice a turkey. I have never made a
turkey. I never have I never have either, so they slice it for
you everything and it's The turkey was absolutely delicious. It was moist and tender
and it was not dry. I can't get. I don't think i'll ever.
I think I'm going to make a statement right now, I will never
in my life for Paara turkey for Thanksgiving dinner because I did not want to
stick my hand in there. Oh grab the junk out of that, the
giblets, whatever's in there, the neck and the whatever, and the you
have to sew it up with the stuffing in it. No, it's a
lot. God bless you for those of you that do this every single year.
My hat is off to you every year. I like to do the
stuffing and the potatoes. Oh, by the way, I made mashed potatoes
right now a couple of days ago. That blew all my other mashed potatoes
away. Cheese in it or or not? No, lots of butter,
butter and milk and potatoes and that was it. Well. Salt and pepper,
salt and pepper, and garlet powder, oh, garlic powder. Wall.
If you guys eat it baked potato, how do you? How do
you dress it? Just like a baked potato. Baked potato is the only
time ever that I will have sour cream on it. Oh, okay,
you know what. I don't like sour cream, but I will eat it
on a potato. That's the only time I'll ever eat it on a baked
potato. I don't like sour cream. I like chribes too, I love
chibes. I like all the fixings, but I can also eat a sour
or eat a baked potato with jesss salt. I can do it dress salt.
I think I could too. What about the the outside of it?
Can you eat that? I don't eat stum, But okay, because I
can't, I can't eat that too, but I usually don't. I scoop
it out. But and I'll tell you if you can get organic potatoes,
they make the best mashed potatoes. Oh they're more mashable or something. They
just got a different tat to them. They're not as starchy. You know
what I heard is a really good thing for you to eat. Or those
purple potatoes, Oh yeah, I eat those all the very healthy for you
and I. When I'm just cooking at home, if I want potatoes,
I will mash up the little yellow like medallion ones. You leave the skin
on, and they mash really well. Oh they're delicious. I have potatoes
yesterday in the form of French fries. Oh of course you did anyway,
So that was a that was a good question. I liked it. We
learned a lot about each other. I think bonding. We're bonding. We
are all right now. I have the reason four ways that this time change
is affecting our health. Do we like the time change? Do we not
like the time? Do we want the law to pass that we keep it
the same? Yes, yes, it's so dumbe, it's so archaic.
I like getting extra hour, but not if the expensive of being darker like
four. Now, it's it's awful. I sure love that hour though,
I know. Okay, well here is besides. Okay, you gain an
hour, but here's what happens. You have the possibility of getting cluster headaches.
They tend to happen in six to eight week cycles, and people have
more of them this time of year. Well, I get them when I
come into this house. I on contact once he crosses the threshold. You
see. The theory is because the part of our brain that generates cluster headaches
also manages our circadium rhythm. So that's why we get headaches this time of
year. Seasonal effective disorder or SAD. OH, shorter days mean less sunlight,
less vitamin D, so depression is more common this time of year.
It can be hard on people with Alzheimer's and dementia. OH tend to be
more affected by this. We better, Yeah, I know, when we're
old, I know I don't, don't jinx me, don't stop it,
don't stop it, stop it. I know I won't. And then strokes
and heart attacks springing forward in March has a bigger effect, but there's a
small spike this time of year too heart attacks and strokes. So this really
does affect us in many many way. It's pointless put on the Rando News
music because I have a couple of little stories on wand and I want Eric,
Eric, what, I want you to get up and just like,
pretend you're at a club and you're dancing. I want to see. No,
honestly, don't dance, goofy, I want to see, like,
I just want to see how you dance. I'm not a club going Just
pretend just start dancing. Somebody goes come out on the dance floor. Eric,
let's dance. Okay. I know this is kind of slow, but
let's see you really get into it. Okay, No, just keep going,
keep going. Okay, all right, then you pass. Okay,
because new sign that you're getting old. Dancing with your hands in the air.
I didn't have my hands, I know, so that good for you
hoping that you were gonna do that. Okay, great if you think it
looks cool to put your hands in the air, Think again. TikTok says,
it's not. You're getting old interesting until I get to the sources.
Just like from TikTok. I know right, I know red. Well,
here's another TikTok hack. Do you like hacks? TikTok says we should all
be keeping a roll of toilet paper in our refrigerator. Done my new Laura
Kane just for toilet paper. Face will be going there in the freezer.
That's like that like knocks out like three things at once. Why do you
think? Why do you think that tole no, why hemorhoids something to do
with It can absorb moisture, it can help with unpleasant odors in there.
Du experts agree your classic box of baking soda does the job better. But
if you're in a pinch, if I walked, if I opened up your
refridger and saw roller toilet paper and there you were insane. Oh I know,
well, you already do whatever. So Billboard came out with the list
of the five hundred best pop songs of all time. Oh, let me
guess number one is probably like Thriller, not even close. Really, Uh,
Number should we guess let's give you the top ten because I mean I
have twenty. But let's not get let's not get crazy. Is Madonna's like
a virgin on there? No, like a prayer is on there? I
mean, like a prayer. That is number six. Oh okay, No,
I want to hold your hand. The Beatles is number ten. No,
hmm, California Love Tupac oh God? And uh no, uh whatever?
That one is number nine. No, well this one remember Carly ray
Jepson called me baby. Yeah, they put her at number eight of the
best pop songs of all time. What that's terrible. This is Billboard magazine,
Like they're credible. Wait are these subjective? Are these based on like
like objective figures like how many how long they won the charts for or something?
That's okay? It's like it's been sixty five years since the creation of
the Billboard Hot one hundred charts, so in celebrations, staff members over at
billboard dot com put together the list of the five hundred best pop songs since
its debut. These people need to be fired. Billy Jean is number seven.
All right, Michael, there's better Michael Jackson songs than Billy g Yeah,
thriller. Yeah, it could be the top pop song of all times.
Never gets old, always awesome, always fun to hear, iconic for
its time too, especially your girls on here that You're Gonna see No,
your other girl Kelly Clarkson Since You Been Gone? That'sumber five. Oh wow,
yeah, I know, I mean all right, coming in at number
four a Backstreet Boys song, what ah that way? Tell me why?
A good number? That's fine? That's a top ten share is share on
there? No? Oh Believe isn't on there? No? The Temptations My
Girl is number three, Okay, do we have a problem with that?
I mean it could be lower on the lists. Fine, I wouldn't put
in top ten though. Now number two I agree with, just because everybody
is like, like falls over themselves when they hear this song, Taylor Dancing
Queen Abba. Oh yeah, yeah, I can see that. I would
say. The other one, the Temptations Myra, Yeah, is a little
more R and B though, so I'm surprised it's a pop song that high
on that. Yeah. My girls now R and B my Girl, it's
very slight. If i'd call it pop, yeah, I wouldn't call it
called our alternative and number one. Oh, wait, is it a woman?
Yes, she's dead. Oh I know who it is? What song
the from the Bodyguard? Nope, I want to dance with somebody, Hell
with somebody the Bodyguard. I want to dance with Somebody's number one? But
what's the what's the one from the Bodyguard that made her so famous? I
know? I Will Always Love You? Wasn't on there? My song bird?
She might be down she might be down there. Let me see that
list. Okay, here you go without without Bohemian Rhapsody, I know,
well that is damn I don't see it. I mean Nicki Mina, I
know I was not a single Queen hit in the top ten. No,
we should have been Mariah Carey Fantasy really I know? Right? TLC Scrubs
is number two. That was a good song. No, that's not a
good song. There's so many more songs that could be. The Ronettes might
be my baby anyway. So September was good Break the chain that I put
higher than dreams. Hey, break the Chain? Wait? Sing that?
And if you Don't Love and now? Oh that was good to the song
Landslide, which also pertained to Laura's shut Lost last right now, Okay,
now I just have a very few. I got a game that is called
Ransom Notes, and I was going to try to play it on the podcast,
but the way it's played, I tried it out and it's it takes
too long, but I got some good questions from it. I want you
guys each to humble brag about your best traits. Humble you go first,
Brian, humble brag about your best traits. I'm really good at everything.
Please be a little bit more specific than that I podcast. Okay, I
mean as in good, I'm hilarious, Okay, let be creative. Okay,
yes, you are logical, very I think those are my best traits.
Okay, Eric, and do it humbly, humbly brag about your best
traits. So I think that I'm funny, true, Are you sure?
Yeah? I think that I'm a snappy dresser. While not right now,
he says, I think I'm kind, very and I think I'm a good
listener unless unless you oh, by the way, what so one of my
coworkers was thinking about buying something on Jeromes and I was like, don't look
at the review they put it down in the un like, of course they
did the one that they kind of gray out. So guess what I did?
Stuck wrote another one. I went in and copied it and put it
back on. So now it's all the way back up at the top.
Eric. And you know the funny thing on YouTube? Guess what commercial plays
before our podcast Jeromes. It's just it's so fun. It's okay, we're
getting into the season of joy forgiveness. Yes, so so Jeromes suck a
bag of do Oh my god. Okay. I think that I am loving.
I'm very kind, I'm helpful. You are I am willing to do
anything for money. Oh, I'm very open. Yeah. And I'm very
honest, yes, and I you are, and I'm very transparent. Yes,
And you're a very good friend. I think thank you, You're welcome,
and you're gonna if I say when I say this, you're going to
say something about it. Go ahead. I think that I am kind of
smart. I think you're very smart. As I knew it. Oh,
of course I knew it. Yeah, play the crickets. That's nice.
Okay, here's another question for you guys. Why are you so tired?
Eric? Why are you so tired? The time change? Oh? Really,
I think some of us work hard. Nine to five jobs. True,
and then come here? Mm hmm that too? Anything else do you
want to add? I mean, is there other things you're dealing with?
That why you're so tired? I'm under the weather. Is that why you're
sucking on something right now? Have got terrible allergies? Oh? You do?
So I find that blow jobs help? That was good? Oh yeah,
I alergies. I'm super congested. I think my head's gonna like implode.
Oh ow do you get bad sinus headaches? I get every year I
get. Oh no, there was one year when I was especially I was
working at Chick fil A. We had a bad year. I had terrible
year for aalergies. I had to work. Basically I was on like doped
up on bend the drill for like, how many hamburgers did you sneeze on?
None? But no, because I was doped up on ben the drill
for a month and a half straight and I was I don't remember that month.
I was a zombie. Oh my god, is that the only thing
that helped you. I don't take benje anymore because Benje's like really bad for
you. And if you get the dosa drunk, you can like start to
wake out a little bit. You can actually like hallucinate and stuff. Oh
boy, Yeah, so I just power through it and take something generic.
Does Clareton work or a leg in any of those things? Oh boy,
I'm tired. I'm really freaking tired. And I know I don't have a
full time job, but I got a lot of crap going on. You
do, and I'm like a freaking I feel like I'm a hamster on a
wheel every freaking day, just trying to keep this boat afloat. Why did
you point at your crush when you said boat, I meant this body.
She was pointing at the little man in the boat, this bee. She's
trying to keep him above the water. Yeah. Today I had a big
zoom call, and then I had a meeting, and then I brought a
newcomer. Then I had this, and then I had a sponsor meeting.
Then I had set up the podcast, and then I did a video,
and then I did a teaser thing, and then I did this, and
then I did that, and I took Elvis to the park and then you
know, there's a yeah, and then I worked yesterday last night. I'm
tired and I've been waking up Blake weird hours like that four o'clock when I
saw the ghost. Oh, maybe the ghost is waking you up. The
ghost every time you falls, like, hey, lady, wake up,
you summoned me. God damn it, Brian. I don't feel good,
I know you until I see some actual proof of a ghost. Okay,
I don't want to do that. I really don't want to. Further,
I don't want to provoke it. If that happens, I will pay for
a cleansing. That's not good enough. If I get a picture of a
ghost on camera, If I get a picture of hester on my cell phone
and I'm brave enough to face this being and it actually shows up, what
are you going to do for me? Pay for cleansing? Oh? You
know what, I'm not satisfied. Okay, what you want? I want
something more risky. I don't know. Maybe it have something to do,
maybe like a money thing, or like a bet, or like a this
is the bet? What do you mean? You want me to make a
bet? If I lose a bet? Well, what is cleansing? What
are you going to mean? I'll page the house, I'll pay for someone
to come through and do some nonsense, and you can have a peace of
mind that's been cleansed. Okay, you'll pay me to save your house.
I already have stage in a drawer. Oh, Brian, that that knocks
out one of the steps. It doesn't good to do a full cleansing.
I'll do Latin scripts. I'll do I don't even know what that is,
but it sounds scary. Latin scripts means me talking in my worst Spanish possible.
Really have a Catholic rights passage of rights box use that. That's kind
of thing you need. I just water cross right right, right, Well,
I have a whole wall of them. But anyway, if they turn
upside down one night, take a page. What did you have to say?
That? Insane? Serious? Now, if your wild card has anything
to do with that damn weedy board, I'm gonna anyway anyway, Okay,
I have one more question and then it's Brian's wildcard. You and your friends
are starting a new death metal band. What's the name of the band with
dicks? Because it rhymes mine is dirt nap? What you know what that
means? I mean you're dead, You're buried dirt nap. You're taking a
dirt nap. Oh my god, dirt. Mine's either going to be concrete
shoes or swimming with the fishes. Okay, your concrete. She's a sleeping
with fish. And it's a death metal band, death metal band, death
metal band, Kill All vaginas. I don't know, something like something you
would say, the Naggings matches. God, that is actually to come up
with that. That's pretty pretty good. All right, Brian, what are
you gonna do? You're gonna hoop up here and stay there? What's up?
Brian's wild card? Everybody there in the second? Okay, So I
have a Oigi board which is the source of all of Laura's problems in life.
That or herself, but one of those two things both. And you
know, I thought, I'm such a big collector and I'm such a big
fan of the show. Despite the fact I produce it and make it the
nic it as good as it is, I don't have any memorabilia from this
show. So here's what I'm gonna have you guys do. I'm gonna have
all of us sign this Ouiji board. Maybe I'll frame it. Oh,
and I'm gonna keep it and if maybe ever happens, maybe we'll auction it
off for fun. Or something. Oh so I have sharpie's they're all black,
unfortunately. But we're gonna sign the Ouiji board and then maybe i'll frame
it or something. Oh well, yeah, it's cool. Do we put
like our logo on it or anything or no? No, that would know
because we know what it's for. Oh my god, that was that was
like our most watched Okay, not not on the letters. Oh my god,
just looking at this is freaking me out again. Okay, here,
we'll move that out of the way. So okay, where are you going
to sign it? Near the weed? Near the Yes, I'm going to
sign it near my favorite word. No, wait, Brian, what was
your vision for the here? Here? Here? Right? Not on the
letters. Okay, I'll sign mine. I'm going to do my near the
numbers. Okay, here we go. I have a really bad signature,
but I'm going to next to my favorite word. Ever. Yeah, it's
terrible. I told you he's now, he's drawing things, he's abuse he
but this is Eric. This is perfect Eric fashion. He's got a creepy
he's not got, he's got has doesn't have a great win either. Okay,
Brian, you signed. Let's see your signature. What do you do
you mean I just signed my name, but it's just as messy as mine
is, Brian, yours is just as messy as mine is, too.
Mine is a't delight. You can at least say, see what mine says.
Here, let me hold it up for everybody to see. Now,
look, Brian says, says that mine says. Eric. I know,
I just go so one of these days, when our podcast is like and
it's framed all nice and pretty, we may auction this off. I hester
now. Look, we're not asking to be visited right now, we're just
signing it. Okay, so don't come tonight. Okay, good, you
didn't bring the punchet. That's cool. I love that idea. Oh look
at that ore. Are you like artistic or something not autistic? Are you
artistic? Oh god, do you know how to do you draw and stuff
you can't draw? You're like you said, you're creative. That was your
humble b Yeah, so you do have to have that mind. Yes,
he's talented, but like to put that across the sharp he is like that.
That was that's a great idea. What I wouldn't have thought of that?
Thank you? Well, that just speaks more to you than it does
to me. And I'm artistic, autistical, artistic. Oh my candle,
Oh no, you're a cam girl. I can draw a little bit.
I can't draw. I used to draw horses all day long, every day
when I was a young girl. I can write, Actually, I have
a good stories I can write. Can you like, uh, well,
obviously fiction? Yeah, I was actually like that was my English. I
was really good at really creative riding. Yeah, Laura's ridden some horses too,
if you know what I mean. Not geez, I have to tell
you guys something. So my roommate she encouraged me to get on a dating
app. Oh no, I haven't. I've barely even scratched the surface of
hinge hinge unhinged is already. Okay, wait, I need to know what
this means. Already There's one guy that I'm like, Okay, he seems
kind of cute and cool. But what does this mean? You guys,
what does this mean? It's just it's just letters. I am a dot
dot that that so hold on, not this guy. Let me get let
me get my okay here it is, let me get his profile. Okay,
I am okay, where is it? Okay? Curated IQ slash e
Q parentheses, I n FP slash T. What that hell does that mean?
That's his personality type. That's the Meyers brig test. That's like for
what does that mean? That's like what horoscopes for young girls are for?
Like, it's like horscopes for young girls except guy middle aged guys. Oh
really, so is this guy? No? Not so? But if they're
like business minded, like you know, real like it's he says, open
minded, young at heart, self love, no addicts. I'm like,
well does he what about recovering anything? Oh? I personally think it's kind
of bull, not bull, but it's it's over a simplified way to categorize
something as complex as a personality. He likes self love, self love,
He doesn't like narcissist, anxious avoidance, anxious What is that? That's his
attachment style? Spiritual seeker good and then uh and then also edgy it is
a key to his heart edgy, I T geek that's not you, No
snow jeeper, that's me. I'm a jeep. Karaoke I do that and
poker oh di wire handy af Oh that's totally you. I mean, did
you show him a picture of that chair, the fact that I have a
di wire, Yeah you are. I know the fact you put ancient avoidant
in his his bio. What what does that mean? It's an attachment It's
a psychology it's a psychology term. It's that your attachment style. Typically it's
used to reference how how bad your childhood is. It's what type of attachment
style you had to your your parents or your mother. Typically, ancient avoidant
is not a good one. Carnt Investor, AIRBN, Beer, Animal Rescue
and r handy af He says too many things in this bio. I know,
you know what I know, and you know what he had, like
emoji's by each one of them too. That's a girl, that's a chick.
I know what dude does that age? Okay? I wanted to show
you a friend of mine. She's she lives in Arizona and she's dating again,
Yes, after being married for a long time. Yes, a guy
hit her up and this was his profile picture. Is okay? Is it
scary? Is it funny? Is it cute? Anybody? It was handsome
as their profile? Oh no, I don't even know what I did with
it anyway, so I might have deleted it, she said, it to
me, and I was all, what it was? It just scary looking
it was. It looked like he had murdered somebody, looked like he was
covered in blood. I feel sorry for guys because they don't generally like you
have to take a gym selfie, you have to take a bathroom selfie because
generally guys don't really aren't aren't really picture takers, you know what I mean.
Then you might have to become a picture taker for a brief time.
Okay, Honestly, I think dating naps are not the best way to meet
people to how somebody like me and go out or something on that. Well,
you can go to bars, obviously, I can go to bars.
I can go to bars all day long. That that. Yeah, But
the main motive of guys flirting in bars is to buy you a drink,
So buy me a Coca Cola. That's so boring. I'm not boring?
Am I boring? You are not boring? I'm anything but boring. H
Well, anyways, I don't know. I just think dating not that dating
acts are terrible. Yeah, besides bars, besides bars, and besides work,
which I'm the park that is, there could be and there could be
imagine their dog park, possibly just a random meet cute. I don't know,
at a grocery storm. Does that ever happen? I don't go to
the grocery store so that you will never happen at this age, I mean,
I don't know, you're I only buy gray food. You know what?
You know what I really really want? And I'm being completely honest here.
My entire life, even when I was married, I've always been the
one taking care of people. M M. You just want somebody to take
care of you. I want to be a kept woman. Well stop taking
to stop being the one to take care of everyone. Then I want somebody
to you. I want like, I want an old, rich kind who
might be I might be somewhat to do. Just take care of me,
somebody to take care of Look at this age, you could be like Anna
Nicole Smith, just some dude that like someone if you have to give him
a hand job like once every three years. I'm not kidding, I'm tired.
You need connections for that. If she had like a room full of
burkins, you'd just be like, I don't even need that. I want
my hair. I want somebody to pay for my hair, my nails,
I need my nails done, my toes done. I want I want somebody
to I just want somebody to take care of me. Well, it's not.
You probably need to like you need to be in like the bigs,
like the elite circles. For that, you have to be on like yeah,
no, didn't you say or whatever that thing is? Didn't you say?
There was something? Oh isn't that where all the celebrities are. You
have to be like invited. It's not as exclusive as you think, but
you do have to be invited. Yeah, you could be on that one
that you were on before, like sugar. Oh yeah, I got kicked
off though, Oh yeah, I forgot why but I got kicked off.
I can't even imagine. No, I think I did. I don't know
what I did, but no more. But I wouldn't do that anymore.
No, I won't. I won't do that because that whatever. Anyway,
I said, I sent a picture of Laura. I was going editing photos
and I sent a picture that Laura had said to me, and it was
some dude's dick that I had redone artwork on and it was like it was
it was a it was a the silhouette of a face like eating a hot
dog and she was like, what's that. I was like, that's one
of your I know. I always send him my dick pics that I that
I get from these sites, because usually that's what happens. You just it's
a matter of time. It's only a matter of time. Laura's like,
hi, and they just sent a dick pic and I'm like, ah,
that one sounds like a total it were it. We're due for one.
You're due for an art project? Yeah I am. I know. I
got my art app all ready to go. I'll get you one soon.
Yeah, I'll make that my All you have to do is say hello to
somebody I know pretty much pretty much. All Right, you guys have the
best weekend ever. Thank you so much for listening to us, and we
appreciate it so so appreciate you you. We will be back next week with
our smiling faces and our good attitudes. Right, everybody speak for yourself.
Okay, love your podcast. I love you. See now, Wow,
talk to the man. Talk to the man. Talk to the man.
I I completely ended this perfectly. All he had to do was say three
words and it would have been done. I did. I said, I
don't know why you rely on him to end there. We should just d
I love you. I know. Maybe you should ended it because you will
go for it. You think I should just press this button. No,
you say it, somebody else has to say