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For the thousands in attendance and the
millions watching around the world. This is

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the many bit Stiltoe corn is alive
and kicking mun over here. I'll hit

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but your ass a couple of times. You you know what I'm saying.

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This brother breaking on the forty yard. But this brother, Come on,

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sid, I hope I didn't kiss
off. Jesus, you call that a

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penalty's number one? That was number
one. It's the La Clippers. Shut

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up, you're staying it for all
people. I would get a pregnant They

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just called in and hangs up.
Your mother fucker that can kiss me off?

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Are you? Are you in the
shower house totally in the show.

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Yeah, he's not a coach.
Can give me James stupid. You're a

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super idiot. For get soup up
tight over literally to clearly why I will

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lie for attention my life at start, y'all, you're coming got it?

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Guys looking to punch drunk sports where
losers louse. I'm here with him,

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a good man, Johnny, he's
drinking, pissing out of space and my

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good friend. Welcome our guest,
Mike Carter. He's got a new podcast.

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My probably my number one baseball friend. I would say, I would

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say all of my friends, baseball
is your number one thing. True or

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false? Oh, that's true.
But I would think that your best your

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best baseball friend is your manager.
He's up there too, Chase is up

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there too. What's your team?
What's your team? Oh, he's a

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big white Sox got big big?
I thought, No, sadly, sadly,

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I'm a white Sox fan, long
suffering, born and raised in Chicago.

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That's true, Charago guy went to
Now here's one of your claims to

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fame. When I met you,
I think, do you remember when we

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first met? I do? I
do? Not win was it and how

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drunk was I? Well, I
would just use a few keywords here.

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First time I met you? Ball
state the chug. Okay, sure,

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I see. I thought I met
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met you maybe Albert's graduation part years. No, I didn't know, so

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I didn't know him yet then.
So my connection to Chris is that his

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cousin Mike Pollock, and I went
to high school together, right, and

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so he and I were really good
friends. He's the first person who ever

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got me high God love him.
And you know we we were good friends

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at high school. And then we
went to Indiana and we live. We

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just ended up living on the same
dorm floor. If you can imagine,

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I have all the people in the
world. So Chris lived two stories down

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from where we were at and that's
how we met. And then Chris and

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I became obviously really good friends.
Now you went as well as getting at

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your claim to fame to me when
I met you was you went to a

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high school maybe maybe junior high school
with Jenny McCarthy. I did, yeah

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and two or false you put her
foot in your mouth or you sucked her

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toes at some sort of dance or
something. What. Yeah, yeah,

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you know that's my claim to fame, that's for sure. Don't ask her

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that, you know, I'm sure, no. You know. It's really

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funny though, is that. Um, she's from a family of four girls

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and they grew up across the street
from a guy that I played baseball from

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the time that I was like six
seven years old, and I would go

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over to his house and he's a
way better player than me, and I

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was His name was Alan Ripke,
and I said, I want to go

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play fast pitch with you so you
can get me better. He's like,

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yeah, we'll go play in the
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want to go swim in the mccarthury
schoolball. Go. I don't have time

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for that shit. I don't want
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I want to play baseball. And
he's like, no, you're gonna go.

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You'll love the view, Like we're
gonna go. Yeah. So anyway,

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Yeah, Jenny was a year older
than me in school. We went

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to grade school together. We didn't
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Um, so we went to grade
school together. And then I went to

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an all boys private high school and
she went to an all girls Catholic high

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school. Because where I grew up, you can't really go to public school

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and like live, you know,
like you can't. You're not going to

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survive it most likely. So that's
where I ended up going. Yeah,

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and so, um, you know, her family is a wonderful family.

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They're really really great people. Her
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in our school and the church and
stuff like that. Her mom did this

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thing that was really interesting and she
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every year. It was fucking scary, like she was like like not like

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Andy the clown, I mean like
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the clown from it and shit,
like you're just kind of crazy looking stuff.

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I know. Yeah, but it
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and she's she's always been super kind, like real down to earth person um,

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really cool when she made went So
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she went on to that one What
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The fucking she was on? I
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So Paula subscribed to Playboy. Yeah
about that's what it was, Johnny,

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Yes, but she was. She
was in Playboy. And so Mike

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gets it and we're sitting around one
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like, did you knew somebody named
Jenny McCarthy from your neighborhood? Right?

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Yeah, yeah? And I look
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not her though it doesn't look anything
like her. And then they opened up

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the centerfold and they had a picture
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uniform. I go, holy shit, that really is her. I have

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a picture of me standing in the
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those photographers, right, they take
the picture of movie on, take the

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picture movie on cheerleaders, football players. Everybody kind of went through the line

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hilarious. I was like, oh
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IM needless to say, I saw
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Now we're all of her sisters too, we'll get sports, but this is

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great. Yeah, well one of
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beautiful human beings, like really great
people. Um, she's the she's one

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of four, and one of her
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the leading scorer and DePaul at DePaul
University women's basketball history. Oh shit,

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could she could really play? Her
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That's not like the school of the
Johnny's College team just whooped up on

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Johnny. No, the Johnsonville Brotz
or whatever they were called. What are

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they called? Would you say?
It's the premium historically black college in North

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Carolina? That's what they are.
What does that mean? I don't know.

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That's what they were saying on the
broadcast last night. They kept saying

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it's the top historically black university in
North Carolina, which I mean, well,

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here's okay, it's on their website. If you look it up,

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it says j CSU is where the
brightest come to be brilliant, and they

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capitalize brilliant. I don't know what
that's about. They have a thousand students,

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one thousand and ninety three students,
and they're, according to them,

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the number one private historically black college
or university in North Carolina. So there

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you go. They have fifteen Division
two teams, so they're Division two.

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So the number one university, the
number one NCAA basketball team plays them a

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little tunap game and how much did
you guys win? By Johnny sixty one

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points? There's one on one to
forty forty and that dude they played.

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I mean we played our white guys
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was not Now, that's that's what
Carolina wanted. We know there's a racist

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state you come from, Johnny,
we know everybody in your family as we

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have a black coach. What are
you talking about? They don't. The

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only reason we're playing this team is
because his mother went there, which I

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don't understand that because he said later
they asked him if he would play the

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school where his son goes, and
they were like, I'm not sure my

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wife would let me because it would
be such a beat. Now, so

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why were you okay just beating the
ship out of your mother's school was no

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longer with us, is do they? Is there some payout for the school

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in that regard? Like, I
don't really know how that works? So

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they Is that why they did it? Yeah? They get a nice check,

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yeah for sure to come up for
that. Yeah, definitely. So

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would they give us a check if
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money like, we might die.
It might be a Tom Sagura situation.

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And honestly, you I tell you
this. You if you can find out

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how much they got paid Johnny for
half of that amount, I will let

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every person on North Carolina raped me, every one of them. It was

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twelve dollars team six bucks. They
can all have ye six bucks. They

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can all get something now, Johnny. Now I want to talk to to

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you, Michael Bobby, because you
just coached your son's team. That's the

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expos hat reference. You're right,
correct, Yeah, and they won their

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literal league chance I can give.
I'm sorry, I can give you an

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answer on that really quickly. The
exhibitions are not big pay days for a

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Division two teams. The standard payout
is in the ten thousand dollars range.

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Now this was an answer for Duke, but I assume it would be about

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the same for us ten to twenty
thousand. Absolutely, you had me with,

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you had me with twelve bucks.
You think I'm not gonna let these

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guys dick me down for five grips? Go get yourself a six pack of

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zombie dust. Bro, you're in
and I'm yeah, that's that's a free

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six er right there. Bro.
Now you coached your little league. Your

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son's a little kid, now,
Johnny, I think I told you the

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story about my car wonderful kids.
Both of his kids are just absolutely adorable,

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love both of him. His sons
might be the funniest little kid that

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you will ever see. He's constantly
stealing beers. And I'm talking about when

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he was five or six. He'd
always had pictures of him trying to steal

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a beer. That's so funny.
And I think I told you this story

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about Jack when when he must have
been about five, and we were at

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Albert's Fourth of July party and he
says to me, a teen, you

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want to see my marble collection?
And I go of course I do,

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buddy, I'd love to see a
marble collection. He takes me down on

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the basement, puts his hand in
his pocket and pulls out two marbles.

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Oh, I thought this was going
another direct. I thought he was pulling

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out Well, he'll do that,
he'll do that too. Yeah, I

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think now, I think now he
probably would. You bet that's a pretty

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good gag. Actually, he pulls
out these two marbles and just rolls them

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across like the concrete floor, and
they just roll all the way across the

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floor. They hit the wall,
and that was it. That was all

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he's done. And then he looks
up at me and he goes pretty fucking

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sweet. Huh yeah that's and I
go like this. I was so shocked.

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I go, oh shit, I
mean no, not ship Jack.

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You can't talk like that. He
goes, I could say whatever I want,

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and he does. I mean he's
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He told, didn't he tell his
teacher is kindergarten teacher that she had

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a badonka donk. And then he
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Yes, and then he and then
he actually like he didn't know what

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he had just said was pretty funny. Yeah, that's so funny. My

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nephew keeps mooning his class. He's
got a real prob keeps taking his ass

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out and mooning people. Little boys
in their butts, man, it really

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is. Yeah, little boys in
nudity, they just love it. Now,

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So what to like? I mean, how stressed are you coaching your

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little kids? Could you love them? And you get to know all these

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little kids were you having like I
would have meltdowns? No? No,

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you know, I mean I think
I think for me, I mean,

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obviously we don't take ourselves too seriously, but I think for me, what

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I do with Jack is I let
I let the other guys coach him up

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a little bit more, just because
of the fact that at the end of

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the day, I still got to
be dad, and I have an idea

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of the way that I think things
are supposed to play out, and if

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I coach him too hard, then
he gets upset and with me, and

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then it carries over to home.
So I found it really what we if

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you find the right group of kids
to put somebody with. I'm a big

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believer and like neighborhood kids should play
with the kids in the neighborhood, right,

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Like I still talk to guys that
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eight years old, when I played
baseball, when I was starting to play.

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And so get a bunch of good
kids together in good families, people

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that are like mine, and then
teach them the right way to go about

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playing. And the way that I
teach the boys about playing is, you

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know, your stats don't matter.
I don't care. You're not playing for

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a contract. This is an Aaron
Judge Land. We're going to play to

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win the game. This is the
thing. These are the things that we're

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gonna do. So, like this
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is how you when a ball sit
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two hours to come back and tag. They're eleven, you know, like

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and the other teams in our league
don't do that stuff. They and we

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we we coach it. We um
really demand them to play hard and aggressive

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and it shows up, you know, I mean, you get results when

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you do things the right way,
and they did, you know. So

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it stressful in the regards of like, I want all the kids to have

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a good time. I want them
to really enjoy it. I want them

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to come back next year. Stressful
in terms of winning, yeah, hell,

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we all want to win, but
we were. We were the first

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team in the history of the league
around the table. We ran the table.

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We didn't lose since the season started
in early August. We have a

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string season, a fall season.
It's gotten in the fall season. We

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didn't lose. And the last game
we won ten to nine. It was

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a nail biter and parents were like
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hilarious. I kept looking over at
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Even Katie, who could give two
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was like, oh my god,
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um, I loved it. I
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You play to be in the big
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Valley Baseball League championship. You have, you have a coach and throw a

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little chin music. Well, it's
funny you say that because one of the

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things that I did that I did
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in the championship game that was hilarious
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Hey, Jack, you want to
say Hi, you want to be

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on a podcast? No, so
we um we did uhum. I taught

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to catchers. I said, you
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plate, this is how I want
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guy comes to the plate, I
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And they didn't understand what that meant. I said, it just means tag

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him really hard. So at the
end of the game, what the second

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out of the last inn and our
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guy who's trying to steal home.
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with impurity? I go and impunity
and impunity? Yes, yes, very

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well done, sir. It was
great. It was great. It's really

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fun. I love it. Jack
is also responsible for giving me the worst

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uh fucking roasted marshmall I ever had
in my life. This last fourth of

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July, everyone's roasted Marshmaller, having
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and shot all the kids? Yeah, And he roasts marshmall for maybe two

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seconds and he goes, team take
this and I pull it off the stick

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and it is just liquid. I
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forever to get this shit off of
my hands and I'm he goes, You're

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welcome, team, You're welcome.
I know, Jack, that was terrible.

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What you mean it was terrible,
Like I just threw him out of

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the game or something. I go, look at my hands. I couldn't

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touch it. It The next two
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like like a fly paper in my
hand was like fly paper. Everything was

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sticking to me for two days.
Man, that's funny. Now, Carter,

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you just started your first podcast,
right, You just started podcast called

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Explain It to Me? Because it
is it on the Triple It was it

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called Triple Play Fantasy Network. Yeah, but yours is called The Fantasy Baseball

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Beat. Yeah, so it's um. I've done a lot of podcasts,

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as you know, I mean,
I know you've always listened and shared them,

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which I really appreciate, Thank you, Tum. I started going on

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really about two and a half years
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middle of COVID, you know,
and I was home at school. My

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school shut down and we were doing
everything from home, and um, I

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started writing fantasy baseball stuff and got
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and still do that. But what
happened this uh this fall was I got

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a really unique opportunity. I'm pretty
good friends with the guys who won the

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Triple Play Fantasy Network, and they
had reached out to me and asked if

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I would be interested in doing like
a weekly pod, and I said,

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well, sure, I don't know
that I can host it. I don't

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know that I have enough time to
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would love to be part of something. And when they told me who was

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getting involved, Carlos Marcano and Chris
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analysts on Twitter, honestly, I
couldn't say no, and so we got

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on it. So the main gist
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it's all going to have a fantasy
baseball bent. But what we're doing is

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we're inviting major League Baseball beat writers
to come on to the podcast for thirty

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minute window at the beginning of it
to talk about the prognosis for the team

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the next year. So we just
had Craig Mission last week from you know,

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he covers the Marlins real heavily down
in Florida, and had him come

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on and talk about some of the
prognostications for guys kind of coming forward,

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you know, rookies that might look
to have an impact next year, the

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direction that he feels the team might
be going in. And we feel this

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is really valuable because these are people
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You know, you the three of
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you know, somebody like Craig Is, he's in the clubhouse. You know,

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he's getting an idea of what's going
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that's an angle that hasn't really been
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there's a shitload of fantasy baseball podcasts
out there, and everybody's kind of

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got their favorites and things that they
like about what those are. But we

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think that this is a unique angle
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at the end we're gonna be doing
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to what has happened on the podcast
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reporter coming on and trying to engage
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So far, the the feedback we've
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mean, obviously I don't have a
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face even but you got a good
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and fat and puffy. Um,
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But I think I think it's gonna
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we don't really know exactly where it's
gonna go yet. That's just kind of

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been We've recorded twice so far,
we're gonna be we're gonna be covering in

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the Red Sox next and and we're
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when we get reporters come back.
And not surprisingly, they love to talk.

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I mean, they're really an underutilized
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People don't follow them, people don't
really know who they are, and they're

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really really valuable members of of kind
of trying to figure out what's going on

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and anything that we can do to
help people get an edge and win more

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money. That's what it's really about, right, So sure, hey,

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can I pitch a segment for your
shell? You can use it, you

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cannot use whatever. Let's call it
up hitting hitting hitting dongs hitting dongersh And

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then you ask these beat riders for
each specific team, who's got the biggest

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wang, Who's that's a really great
that's a great idea. Yeah, I

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like that. And then I'm sure
Aaron Judge just has a fucking frozen rope

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in his pants. Wouldn't it be
great if it was like we had like

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the astro Us guy on and he's
like, hey, Al Tubas hung like

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a bull, you know, like, wouldn't that be hilarious? He's five

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foot forward, He's like, you
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a little world series chatty. I
know you're probably, oh, Johnny's a

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gigantic brave. Well, I want
the Phillies to lose now. I really

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hate the Phillies, and I know
the astro of their cheaters, but I

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can't. I can't do it.
I hate the Phillies. They're fans are

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the most obnoxious people on the planet. They talk shit all year, even

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though they were barely I mean,
they're so lucky to make the playoffs.

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They barely made the playoffs. So
yeah, I can't. I couldn't deal

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with an off season of Phillies fans. Honestly, I like him as underdogs.

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I like they got Schwarber. I
like that he they kind of rode

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him this far at being the next
Cub and I just hate you got Castiano's

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a guy who can't I mean,
was a terrible defender all year. Now

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he's coming up with all these great
catches and stuff. It's I just it's

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annoying, dude. You know,
I don't like Keith Olberman, but he

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had a good point the other day
on Twitter. He said, what is

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the point now of the regular season
if not to just extract money from people?

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If you have a team like the
Dodgers one hundred and ten plus wins,

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a team like the Braves, the
teams like the Mets all more than

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one hundred wins and they're all sitting
they're all sitting at home. Yeah,

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the Yankees too, but I mean
they at least made it to the CS,

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you know. I mean, they're
they're all sitting at home after the

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DS now, I mean, and
then he says, he says, that's

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the reason why the World Series has
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the two teams those are that's most. I mean, the ratings over the

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past decade have been in the shitter. I'm sure the ratings this one to

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be bad because but the World Series, you know, up until the sixties,

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it was just the two best teams
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the National League. In the American
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Series and it was those teams that
fought it out, and it was it

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was a global phenomena. You know, it's a huge event. Everybody watched.

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Now, I mean, there are
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much, you know, just an
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Really. Uh. And and and
you know, they keep expanding the playoffs,

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which god, you got to think
now that they maybe have some regrets

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about that now that they lost their
Yankees and their Dodgers. Uh, it's

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gonna be interesting to see if they
keep it this way going forward. It

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is interesting, isn't it. I
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I agree with you. I mean, I you know, you have an

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eighty nine win and an eighty seven
win team that make it all the way

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down to the nitty gritty of the
playoffs, and a lot of people,

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a lot of fans, you know, perceived that as being the wrong thing.

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I've been calling for what it's worth
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long time. I don't know how
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it, but I love the fact
that the wild card was best of three

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instead of just way. Yeah,
it shouldn't be one game as a joke.

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Yeah, one game is a bad
idea, But the problem. Don't

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you agree that the problem is now
because it seems like the teams that got

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the five day layoffs, boy,
they look sluggish, and those sluggish yeah,

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I mean, but the Braves just
never got it back. The Braves

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never got it back. They ended
the season, you know, stomping the

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Mets and hot, and then they
never got it back. So it's of

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the things that's interesting that I read
last week, you know, because I

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have to read a lot about baseball, obviously, but from from nineteen sixty

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nine through last year, the team
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the World Series fourteen times out of
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So as long as as long as
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percent of the time, fourteen times
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the best record won. And so
a lot of people are are upset about.

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People that I talked to you anyway, are Hey, you know,

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the so and so and won eighty
seven games and they won, well,

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the Braves only won eighty eight last
year, and they went and they got

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hot at the right time. You
know, we have a two thousand and

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six Cardinals that won eighty three games
and one. They beat the pod Rais

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and the Mets and the Tigers in
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able to win the whole thing.
You know, so like, it's not

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a perfect scenario obviously, right.
I totally agree with you. I mean,

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I think people want to see the
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all. But I don't give a
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do when it's throwing money around and
buying the things that they want. Problem,

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I actually kind of root for teams
like that to lose, honestly.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean

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it's you see, I mean,
what the Dodgers are doing, if god,

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if they end up, you know, if they end up were like

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Judge or something like. I mean, come on, dude, I just

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might stop watching baseball. I might
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just unfair. It's unfair. Is
that the only place he would be interested

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in going on the day. San
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saying, and they and he could. He would be an icon there.

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I mean, I I look at
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forever. But I don't. I
think Cashman could really fuck this thing up

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too. Yeah, easily, just
crazy, which is crazy to think about

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the Yankees letting a guy like that
off the hook is unbelievable. Yeah,

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there's been some scuttle but here in
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true or not. I mean,
you know, they always say a lot,

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but there's been a lot of talk
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package deal. San Francisco. Wow, there is Oh, no, tell

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me he played well in the Hey, he played well in the playoffs too,

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So he did he did? Yeah, he did, he did.

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Tell me if I have this wrong, because I think I remember now,

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right after college, maybe didn't you
do a thing where you went to every

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almost every stadium baseball stadium in the
country and wrote about your experience in each

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stadium? No, you know what
was crazy. Here's the thing that's so

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upsetting about that, even to this
day. So our roommates got together and

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planned that they did all thirty They
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got David Sunflower Seeds to pay for
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it. I was supposed to be
the third person who was going, but

409
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:45,920
I had to finish a class for
my undergrad still and was getting on to

410
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,359
go to work, and so I
didn't end up being able to go.

411
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,920
Now, Damon, my roommate,
Damon wrote quite a bit about it,

412
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,440
and then I subsequently wrote some things
about it. But I've been writing out

413
00:25:56,440 --> 00:26:00,359
and off about baseball probably for the
last twenty years. And then when the

414
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,599
kids were really little, I didn't
do it. And then when COVID hit,

415
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,319
I had an opportunity. I started
working for sp Streamer, who was

416
00:26:07,039 --> 00:26:10,880
a really great guy, Michael Simeone, and he gave me a chance.

417
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,920
And now I'm working at fan Tracks, which is really up and coming.

418
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:17,440
I mean, we had our meeting
last month. They said that we had

419
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:21,680
over five million hits this year during
the baseball season on the website, which

420
00:26:21,799 --> 00:26:22,759
to me seems like a lot.
Maybe it's not, I don't know,

421
00:26:22,839 --> 00:26:27,880
but that's yeah. And so people
are reading more than we're gonna get on

422
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:33,119
this show. So no, that's
not true. That's not true. That's

423
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,480
absolutely not true. And a lot
of I know a lot of people listen

424
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,559
to you guys, So m no, I think I think it's gonna be

425
00:26:38,759 --> 00:26:42,200
Um. I've been doing that for
a while and I really have the bug

426
00:26:42,279 --> 00:26:45,839
to do it. You know,
it's a really great hobby to have.

427
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,319
That's a nice release from the work
week. You know, my work week

428
00:26:48,319 --> 00:26:52,880
could be pretty crazy. So what
was the best stadium they were rated?

429
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,960
And what was the worst experience from
it? Like best to worst? What

430
00:26:56,039 --> 00:26:57,960
were the bookends are like this was
a great stadium, that everything was great,

431
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:03,079
and this stadium fucking sucked and why
great question, Thank you, thank

432
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:06,559
you, John. We'll be right
back now, go ahead, now.

433
00:27:06,559 --> 00:27:10,359
I remember that was like nineteen ninety
five, right, So the new stadiums

434
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:14,200
were like Colorado. They loved Colorado, they loved they absolutely loved Denver.

435
00:27:14,319 --> 00:27:18,079
They loved Camden Yards. Um.
They were a little bit down on Fenway

436
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:22,039
because they felt like it smelled and
it was kind of a funky part of

437
00:27:22,079 --> 00:27:25,519
town and they didn't really know what
they were doing. They'd really liked Toronto

438
00:27:25,599 --> 00:27:27,480
for some reason, I think just
because they were in Canada and they liked

439
00:27:27,519 --> 00:27:32,480
it. Um, Milwaukee was not
a great set up for them. They

440
00:27:32,839 --> 00:27:34,400
had trouble getting in and out.
I think they also got a ticket there

441
00:27:34,519 --> 00:27:38,000
and didn't care for being in Milwaukee
too much. But one of the things

442
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,400
that I really remember the most was, um, this is when the White

443
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:48,720
Sox had Ken Harrelson and Tom Petorc
as their announcers, and Petroc was half

444
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,920
in the bag, I guess while
they were there, and he kept calling

445
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:56,440
Pa Mike Pollock looks exactly like Jeffrey
Dahmer. Yeah, he's a dead ringer

446
00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:00,519
for Jeffrey Dahmer. Pull up a
picture tea. But I'm serious and so

447
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:03,400
and so Pature kept calling him Dahmer
and like putting his arm around him and

448
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:07,000
stay and like, I guess I'm
like on TV and stuff like that,

449
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,119
because it was crazy and they were
just like they wanted to get away from

450
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,640
him so badly because it was really
good. I'm never gonna be able to

451
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,640
look at again. No, no, no, no, you listen.

452
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,680
He's gonna be so mad that I
said that. But like it's true,

453
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,160
Like it's true, he's better looking
than Dahmer. But man, I swear

454
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,559
the guy with Mike's clean shaven,
he's the fucking dead ringer for for Dahmer.

455
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:30,559
I mean, he doesn't share his
Dahmer's affinity for you know, cannibalism.

456
00:28:30,599 --> 00:28:33,759
But I know stranger to boners,
He's no stranger. Bus No,

457
00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:37,160
he's not gonna He's not gonna kill
and eat anyone. Although I could see

458
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,000
him growing a tiny hole into somebody's
head like dahmer, did I mean I

459
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,920
could see him like I could see
Mike doing that? Oh? Absolutely,

460
00:28:44,279 --> 00:28:48,519
did you guys see uh. Not
to totally change the subject on baseball right

461
00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:52,319
now, but this Chris redshit to
get from the other night the comedian,

462
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,440
Yeah, no, he goes he
goes to the UH. I just read

463
00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:00,640
his right before the show. He
goes to UH the stand in New York,

464
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,839
one of the bigger clubs in New
York. He getting out of his

465
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:07,440
car and somebody that was dressed like
a security guard, this really big guy

466
00:29:07,559 --> 00:29:11,680
dressed like a security guard. As
Chris Fred's getting out of his car,

467
00:29:11,799 --> 00:29:14,400
he's trying to steal his chain,
which broke. He didn't even get the

468
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:18,920
chain. Hits Chris Red right in
the fucking nose with brass knuckles. O

469
00:29:21,119 --> 00:29:22,839
Fox his whole ship up. He
was in the hot I'm just okay,

470
00:29:22,839 --> 00:29:26,839
I'm looking at the video here,
the surveillance video. Holy, there's so

471
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,319
much blood all down the stairs,
because that's a club that's like in the

472
00:29:30,319 --> 00:29:33,240
basement. So all of this day
was so much was going the seller.

473
00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:36,880
The seller, I mean, not
the stand. Yeah, the cellar.

474
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:41,039
Oh yeah, here goes the video. This is him right here. Oh

475
00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:49,079
shit, he just drops like a
oh oh out dude gone, Oh my

476
00:29:49,319 --> 00:29:55,640
god, look at all I mean
it was it was way more than that.

477
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,839
Was blood everywhere. But Jiminy Christmas. Man, it's so scared.

478
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:03,920
It's scary to be a comic these
days. I'll blame Will Smith ever since

479
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,359
he slapped Chris Rock. Everybody,
That's why I don't wear chains. So

480
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:14,160
is that why, Johnny, That's
why you don't chains, Johnny? That's

481
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,759
right, that's right. So poor
Chris Red. Yeah, that's man.

482
00:30:17,839 --> 00:30:21,920
Well he got jacked up. Holy
cow. One of my biggest fears has

483
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:22,960
always been, you know, you
don't want to get jumped, you know,

484
00:30:23,119 --> 00:30:26,519
but getting hit with brass knuckles,
hass. Have you ever had brass

485
00:30:26,599 --> 00:30:30,599
knuckles on? Yeah? Yeah,
and you just kind of go like this

486
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,839
on your own fish and you go, oh my god, you kill somebody

487
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,880
that way. That's why, I
mean, absolutely could kill somebody with those.

488
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:40,920
Absolutely. If I was a boxer, I would go brass knuckles on

489
00:30:41,079 --> 00:30:44,319
both gloves and then tape over it
and then put them right in the gloves.

490
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:48,400
They never noticed. Well you hear
about like Margarito plastering is you know,

491
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,440
his inside his gloves, you know, And yeah, you killed the

492
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:55,799
guy. He was putting that paris
on his knuckles and kill the guy.

493
00:30:56,119 --> 00:31:00,960
Oh my god, just that.
So imagine like when we were in college,

494
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,759
I think, oh my god,
to them straight up killed him.

495
00:31:04,799 --> 00:31:08,559
Now, well, let me ask
you this real quick. And I've always

496
00:31:08,559 --> 00:31:14,079
wanted this. What is your because
you have this, I've noticed this little

497
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:18,960
love affair with taking off your own
shoes and throwing him in swimming pools.

498
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:23,799
Why why do you do that?
Well, sometimes sometimes what happens is you're

499
00:31:23,839 --> 00:31:29,680
around a group of people and you
maybe become overserved and you stop paying attention.

500
00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:33,599
And there's a guy there that's a
pretty funny guy who has a tendency

501
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:37,640
to become overserved himself. And when
he becomes over when he becomes overserved,

502
00:31:38,119 --> 00:31:42,119
he does he does sort of idiotic
things like peele his own shirt off and

503
00:31:42,119 --> 00:31:45,200
like you know, make up something
for a straw and slip it out of

504
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,400
his own cup, or then he
takes your shoes and takes them off of

505
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:52,480
your feet and flips them into the
pool, and then refuses to go get

506
00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:56,119
them. So does his name?
Does his name Ryan? With duration?

507
00:31:56,200 --> 00:32:00,680
Schmibo? It does? It does? And then and then it turns into

508
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:04,680
a battle of will because I'm not
going to go get my shoes that I

509
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,519
didn't throw into the pool out of
him. So my daughter there was a

510
00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:12,359
pool behind me. My daughter is
sitting there in limbo wondering what to do,

511
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,400
like an existential crisis, because my
shoes are in the pool. It's

512
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:20,480
about forty it's like forty five degrees
outside, and Tebe is refusing to be

513
00:32:20,599 --> 00:32:24,279
rational. He's got a shirt off, he's wandering around town looking for fireworks

514
00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:28,079
or whatever the hell it is that
he's doing in that moment. And my

515
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,480
shoes they've never been the same,
They've never been the same. I still

516
00:32:30,519 --> 00:32:34,559
have them. They every time I
put them on, they still squeak water

517
00:32:34,599 --> 00:32:37,200
out of him. So you're ruined
the man's shoes. Bruno's Yeah, I

518
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,359
will say this. We were in
an argument, all of us were arguing,

519
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:44,839
and all you guys are white Sox
fans, correct, And I'm the

520
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,000
only Cubs fan. It was sitting
there. Ron wasn't there. So I've

521
00:32:46,039 --> 00:32:50,839
only one We made a bet we
did you remember? You remember the bet

522
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:54,720
and we're still holding to this.
Yeah. The next team out of the

523
00:32:54,759 --> 00:33:00,200
Cubs or White Sox to win the
World Series, the other guy can't eat

524
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:05,880
pizza for one year, yeah yeah, or pizza related products. You can't

525
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:10,400
start getting an addiction like you can't
have like Totino's pizza rolls, strombo.

526
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,519
Nothing right, basically nothing with red
sauce is what you're saying. Right,

527
00:33:15,559 --> 00:33:19,720
And so here's the thing. Ready, going into going into last year,

528
00:33:19,759 --> 00:33:22,119
I was like, I like my
chances as a White Sox. Well that's

529
00:33:22,119 --> 00:33:24,200
what I was gonna say. What
happened with that White Sox? Oh?

530
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:28,519
Well, you know when you have
the crypt keeper for your manager, that's

531
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:34,079
that's for part of the problem.
I mean, he's he was half dead

532
00:33:34,119 --> 00:33:37,680
all season, and I mean it
was just awful. That was such a

533
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,119
weird higher. That was such a
weird high. Well it was you know,

534
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,839
he was the manager of the Sox
in the mid eighties and they fired

535
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,000
fired him when they made Ken Harrilson
the general manager. Ken Harrilson fired him

536
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:52,200
and then Ryan Storf, the owners
eighty five and wanted to write or Wrong

537
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,279
and hired him thinking that they had
a red carpet to the World Series because

538
00:33:55,559 --> 00:34:00,680
they were supposed to have such a
such a great team, and anybody could

539
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:05,319
manage that much talent asleep at the
wheel. So here's a true story.

540
00:34:05,599 --> 00:34:08,519
So the day that he walked Trey
Turner with a one in two count with

541
00:34:08,559 --> 00:34:10,760
two outs, Jack and I were
at the game, and I was with

542
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:15,519
Pollock, as a matter of fact, in his nephew, and we're sitting

543
00:34:15,559 --> 00:34:19,199
there and we're shooting the ship and
I talking and Mike not paying attention.

544
00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:22,119
All of a sudden, I see
Turners on first. So I asked Jack,

545
00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:23,280
I go, did he get hit? He goes, no, I

546
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,880
don't know what happened. I was
like, well, there was a one

547
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,559
in two count last I look.
Then the guy next to me says,

548
00:34:30,639 --> 00:34:31,679
oh, he just walked him intentionally. I was like, what in the

549
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,320
fuck. So then the next guy
comes up, he hits a three run

550
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,079
homer off of our shitty lefty Tanner
Banks or whatever, Bennett Susa, whoever

551
00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:40,800
the hell it was, and that
was the ball game. I was like,

552
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,280
you gotta be kidding me, and
then after the game, instead of

553
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,480
saying, yeah, this was my
thought process, he doubled down on it

554
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:50,280
and said, well, everybody knows
that he's such and such hitter with a

555
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,119
one in two count I go,
he had the guy in the ropes the

556
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:55,079
two outs, what are you doing? And then I did again a couple

557
00:34:55,119 --> 00:35:00,920
other times, and it was just
mind boggling stupidity. His postgame press conferences

558
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:05,079
were really something to watch because it
was literally like watching the angry old band

559
00:35:05,119 --> 00:35:07,679
down your street in his robe,
you know, trying to get you off

560
00:35:07,679 --> 00:35:09,400
of his lawn and getting his paper
in the morning. It was It was

561
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:13,639
awful. One of my best friends
is a big White Sox fan, and

562
00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,840
he was just, I mean,
he talks so much shit coming into this

563
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,480
season, and I don't know a
single person. I don't know a single

564
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,880
person was like, you know what, yeah, give him, give him

565
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,760
a break. I mean, Chicago
White Sox stands are vicious. Well yeah,

566
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,920
but the other part of it too, is that the guy's an asshole,

567
00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:30,679
right. I mean, he gets
pulled over from Duy, he's drunk

568
00:35:30,679 --> 00:35:35,440
as a skunk, he pounds wine. Everyone knows it. Everyone in the

569
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,320
city knows it, and he pulled
aside. He's like, hey, I'm

570
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,559
a Hall of Famer. You gotta
let me off the you know, like

571
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:45,159
you're nobody cares who you are,
Like, you're an idiot if you're seven

572
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:49,360
somebody, right, you have more
money than God, Take an uber,

573
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,559
hire a driver, hire me,
you know, notings me more nuts than

574
00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:57,559
that? Then if he's rich,
right, I go. You could have

575
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:01,440
anybody drive you any But you have
all the money in the world, you

576
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:05,800
know, have somebody drive you and
you go off. I'm gonna fucking drive.

577
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,199
I'll tell you what. If I
was his driver, we'd have like

578
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:12,800
a casino repeat. Man, let
me tell you, like he's going down

579
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,000
if I was his driver, like, we're gonna make sure that nobody has

580
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:20,480
to see him again, you know. But now you know, now they're

581
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,719
talking around here like, oh you
know Aziye and got an interviews like why

582
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,760
on earth would you revisit that?
Oh god? But what do they think?

583
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:30,199
What are you doing? You know? Anybody, honestly, just about

584
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:34,960
anybody would be better the guy from
Houston. A Spot is highly thought of

585
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,320
Dusty's right hand man. Maybe Dusty
wins. He rides off into the sunset

586
00:36:38,559 --> 00:36:42,119
and a spot a gets the astro's
job. I don't know, but I

587
00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:45,159
haven't really heard much scuttle butt up
here about who's gonna get that job,

588
00:36:45,199 --> 00:36:49,039
and I'm not thrilled with some of
the names that I've heard. That's the

589
00:36:49,199 --> 00:36:52,440
that's the only reason, right that
I mean, I want the Philly to

590
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,559
lose. But other than that that
you root for the Astros. It's just

591
00:36:54,599 --> 00:36:58,559
for Dusty to finally to get and
Dusty he's a great guy. Have you

592
00:36:58,559 --> 00:37:02,039
guys ever met Dusty? No,
But so, my brother is a liquor

593
00:37:02,079 --> 00:37:08,079
distributor in Chicago, and he used
to um, he used to um invite

594
00:37:08,199 --> 00:37:13,159
us to dinners, so he'd they
hired like Ozzie Gian and then they had

595
00:37:13,199 --> 00:37:16,679
Dusty Baker come to their their like
wine company dinners and whatnot. And so

596
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:22,000
a couple of times my brother actually
got me invited to come and sit there.

597
00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:25,119
And the idea was, don't say
anything until someone talks to you.

598
00:37:25,559 --> 00:37:29,119
These are for like people that are
higher ups in the companies. But like

599
00:37:29,119 --> 00:37:31,239
when you get an opportunity to talk, feel free. And so Ozzie was

600
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:35,000
great as you would imagine Ozzie think
exactly what you would think. He was

601
00:37:35,039 --> 00:37:37,039
like every other world out of his
mouth is the F word. You know.

602
00:37:37,079 --> 00:37:39,760
He speaks English actually much better than
what people think he does. But

603
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:44,039
Dusty was so classy, you know, he had he brought out all of

604
00:37:44,039 --> 00:37:46,719
his coaching staff with him along for
the ride. He talked about playing with

605
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,440
Hank Aaron like, I mean,
it was like talking to a living legend,

606
00:37:50,519 --> 00:37:52,599
right, a guy who's an icon, and you couldn't help I'm a

607
00:37:52,599 --> 00:37:55,760
Socks fan. I couldn't help but
come away from that being impressed. I

608
00:37:55,800 --> 00:38:00,400
was like, man, this guy
really is a quality human being, nice

609
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,199
guy, and I'm rooting for him
to Johnny, like, I would really

610
00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:06,079
like to see if um, you
know, I'd like to see him win

611
00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:07,079
one. It would be really cool
for him. He's been in it a

612
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:10,440
long time, you know, and
he's never won one, has he?

613
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:15,880
No? Never? No, never
never. I mean, yeah, he's

614
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,039
seventy three years old, he's been
around the game for more than fifty years.

615
00:38:19,039 --> 00:38:21,960
Still sporting the sweat bands on his
arms too, and the toothpick and

616
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,519
the crazy athlete text gloves. I
mean, could couldn't you get something like

617
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:30,159
designer like get it like an astro's
logo or something on those those gloves?

618
00:38:30,159 --> 00:38:32,119
I mean, what the fuck is
they doing. Couldn't somebody just make him

619
00:38:32,119 --> 00:38:37,480
like a cool eye, right,
you know, make him superstitious. I

620
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:38,960
think he's superstitious. Well, I
know he's old and he doesn't want to

621
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:42,360
get he doesn't want to get COVID. But I'm like, Jesus God,

622
00:38:42,679 --> 00:38:46,559
it's an awful look. You know. Now I'm gonna I'm gonna thread with

623
00:38:46,559 --> 00:38:50,480
with Mike and a couple of Miles
and buddies from Chicago and you know,

624
00:38:50,559 --> 00:38:53,920
Chris and everybody. And one thing
that we always do put in crazy stats,

625
00:38:54,639 --> 00:38:57,880
Like you know, you see a
crazy stat, it always pops up

626
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,800
in that and you're the first one
to pop that add up that this is

627
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:05,679
the first time since nineteen fifty that
both World Series teams did not have an

628
00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:10,960
African American player. That's insane.
It is crazy. And and the first

629
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,000
thing that I thought of when Mike
posted that was isn't it ironic? You

630
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:22,719
know? MLB marketing is so poorly
done right MLB marketing, that you're not

631
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,960
getting kids in the inner cities that
are playing baseball anymore. It just doesn't

632
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:29,000
happen. Like you drive through the
neighborhoods where I grew up. There's no

633
00:39:29,039 --> 00:39:31,679
places for these kids to play,
and MLB does a horseshit job of marketing

634
00:39:31,679 --> 00:39:37,480
that, Like why would you not
look at like like they did the dairy

635
00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:39,360
queen thing with Tim Anderson right now? I know Tim Anderson's a flawed guy,

636
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:45,159
right, but he's an African American
guy, really talented player. Why

637
00:39:45,199 --> 00:39:49,000
are we not marketing more of that
around? You know, Like I don't

638
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,519
I just don't get it, Like
I don't know why they're not sending those

639
00:39:51,559 --> 00:39:54,360
guys into the cities and and and
having them, you know, market the

640
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:58,920
game these kids are. We're losing
kids to lacrosse, for Christ's sake.

641
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,039
I mean, lacrosse is a fine
in sport. I don't mean it that

642
00:40:00,079 --> 00:40:04,840
way, but like, we're losing
a generation of kids. And then here's

643
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,239
a great idea. Then let's have
the World Series at eight eight o'clock on

644
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,440
a Friday night so that no little
kid can watch it after they've been at

645
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,920
school all week. They're passed out
at nine o'clock. What are they?

646
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,119
What are they forgot? I forgot
it was Well that's another thing. I

647
00:40:16,159 --> 00:40:19,679
have a beef with the playoffs scheduling. I mean, you had the Braves,

648
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:23,159
the defending World Series champions, who
are inexplicably five hundred on the season

649
00:40:23,199 --> 00:40:25,760
in day games. I mean it's
the less. They were actually worse than

650
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:29,920
five hundred in day games. Weird, Yeah, really weird. And it

651
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,039
was just true all season they were
bad in day games. They didn't get

652
00:40:32,119 --> 00:40:36,679
one primetime game they played every every
game was scheduled for the day. They

653
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:39,079
had one game that the one that
they won, was ended up being played

654
00:40:39,079 --> 00:40:44,480
at night because of rain delay.
But yeah, because because you got the

655
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,559
West coast, so you got people
I'll play it, you know who were

656
00:40:46,559 --> 00:40:50,559
supposed to take off work. I
guess on a Tuesday to go at four

657
00:40:50,599 --> 00:40:53,000
pm down to uh, you know, out not even in the city of

658
00:40:53,039 --> 00:40:58,599
Atlanta anymore county. So it's yeah, I mean it's that I have a

659
00:40:58,639 --> 00:41:00,880
real problem with their scheduling. When
you're up against the Yankees, they're always

660
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,320
getting prime time, even in the
prices, right, and and then what

661
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,800
do you have happened? Right,
So then you've got a little kid who

662
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,679
might be interested in watching that game
with their school or whatever. They're at

663
00:41:09,679 --> 00:41:13,280
school and then they get home,
they're doing homework. Meanwhile, they could

664
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,480
see Ronald Lacuna in primetime. They
don't get to see him. They don't

665
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,000
even kids up here have never even
heard of him, you know what I

666
00:41:19,039 --> 00:41:22,559
mean. It's like, it's ridiculous. It's absolutely ridiculous. They've done more

667
00:41:22,599 --> 00:41:25,719
to kill the game just by doing
what they do and not really being open

668
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:30,000
minded to any of it than just
about any other sport that I can think

669
00:41:30,039 --> 00:41:32,840
of. Well, Man Manford's a
you know, a glorified organized crime boss

670
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:37,000
really, I mean, he's when
you hear all this shit he did during

671
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:42,239
the during the steroid era to crack
down on that, Like, are you

672
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,679
familiar with the story of him going
down to Florida and track down on that

673
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:50,159
a rod shit? I mean,
he was just just grinder, a grinder,

674
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,840
just a real piece of shit down
there, like a mechanic. I

675
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,679
don't even know. I mean,
what would he like, a Coppo or

676
00:41:55,679 --> 00:42:00,000
whatever? Yeah, a henchman,
a bagman, right, yeah, yeah,

677
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:01,920
yeah that was. And now he's
running the MLB just like that,

678
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:06,599
and when it needs actually a soft
touch and somebody who's more of a marketer

679
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,320
because they owned that's because that's what
the owners want though. They want him

680
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,519
to be their their bulldog, right
They don't. They don't, They don't

681
00:42:13,519 --> 00:42:15,880
want, They don't care about marketing. What do they care about? They

682
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,360
care about making money, They care
about the money in their pockets. They

683
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:22,079
don't care about marketing the game.
How many how many owners are there in

684
00:42:22,119 --> 00:42:25,039
major leagues that are minority? How
many owners are there in Major League Baseball

685
00:42:25,039 --> 00:42:30,840
that are women? None? Some
some owners aren't even a person, Like

686
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,760
the Braves, I mean they're owned
by a Trump, I mean like a

687
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,119
stole, you know, publicly traded
company, which is just a nightmare when

688
00:42:37,159 --> 00:42:42,800
you want to spend money on baseball
players having right right right. So like

689
00:42:43,119 --> 00:42:45,880
they you know, they ended up
they ended up working out for the Braves,

690
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,000
okay, right, losing Freeman ended
up working out Okay, yeah,

691
00:42:49,039 --> 00:42:52,639
okay, and I yeah, especially
but he wanted he wanted to be back

692
00:42:52,639 --> 00:42:57,480
there. Yeah. Yeah, he's
sobbing at the All Star break because that's

693
00:42:57,519 --> 00:43:00,440
such a weird that that's a whole
situation was weird. I mean, he

694
00:43:00,559 --> 00:43:04,639
was still crying. He was still
crying a couple of weeks ago, and

695
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:07,880
he like he was putting out videos
of his kids, like watching the Braves

696
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,639
and Braves jerseys in the in the
like when in that Big Series against the

697
00:43:10,679 --> 00:43:15,519
Mets. It was very It's just
a very strange situation, that whole thing.

698
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,679
Yeah, I just, I guess
I wouldn't feel like I had to

699
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:20,360
be too oil to anyone when I
was making that kind of money. I

700
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,159
don't know, no me either,
Yeah, but I just, I mean,

701
00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:25,960
I guess, what are the comforts
of home worth worth to you?

702
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:30,760
You know, I'm willing to up
this whole thing of the of the nineteen

703
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:34,440
fifties. Not an African American on
either World Series team? Is that?

704
00:43:34,519 --> 00:43:38,159
If that ever happens in the NBA
the NBA finals, there's no black people

705
00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:44,599
on either team. I'll suck every
dick in the world on YouTube on YouTube

706
00:43:44,679 --> 00:43:47,119
for free, every dick in the
world. You just sign up, let

707
00:43:47,199 --> 00:43:51,000
me know what your time, You're
gonna be there, and it's just lines

708
00:43:51,039 --> 00:43:52,119
of them. You know what we
need to do. We got to figure

709
00:43:52,119 --> 00:43:54,880
out a way to like lock team
in a room and drug him for like

710
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:59,840
the next six months and then ending, and then find a way to have

711
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,880
like you know, like Kurt Rambis
and all these other white all these old

712
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:07,079
white guys playing and have him convinced
that it's actually the twenty twenty two finals,

713
00:44:07,079 --> 00:44:09,800
and then he's just like, a
promise is a promise, man,

714
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:13,639
let me take off my dentures now. Yeah, you gotta make him think

715
00:44:13,639 --> 00:44:16,400
he was in a coma for like
twenty years or something like that dog situation.

716
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:21,159
Yeah, right, exactly, exactly, really give me the old give

717
00:44:21,199 --> 00:44:24,039
me the old one too. Johnny's
going now to say this because I know

718
00:44:24,559 --> 00:44:28,559
Mike and I all three of us
love all the same kind of music and

719
00:44:28,639 --> 00:44:30,440
go to a lot of countries.
Johnny's about to see Ryan Adams for the

720
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:36,079
first time. No One, the
first time at all. We saw him

721
00:44:36,079 --> 00:44:37,679
in a record store with Ambo.
Yeah, we saw him in Amba,

722
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:42,280
and then I saw him once on
a festival set. Yeah, but this

723
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,480
first time I've been in one of
his shows. Yeah, which he's been

724
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,480
doing these three hours, like yeah, thirty plus thirty plus songs, yeah,

725
00:44:47,599 --> 00:44:52,039
which I'm he just I sent you, Jason, did you listen to

726
00:44:52,039 --> 00:44:54,119
that Soul Asylum cover he did,
which is Ian Morning When you were You

727
00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:58,719
Were Still one of the cheesiest,
one of the cheesiest songs of the nineties

728
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:01,280
that he just turns into kind of
uh, you know, it's a beautiful

729
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:05,239
little ballad. I really, really
he's the best I love right now.

730
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,320
He's really he's really good at that
stuff. You know, he was he

731
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,119
was playing the Chicago Theater the night
that we had the championship game, and

732
00:45:10,119 --> 00:45:14,679
so we we Katie and I had
thought about going. Um, but you

733
00:45:14,679 --> 00:45:16,800
know, I I think that's what
he does really well. Like I when

734
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:21,400
he tries to do the rocking stuff, I I like that, But when

735
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,760
it's just him and the guitar,
I really think that's his too. Yeah.

736
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,679
Yeah, I agree with that.
And I'm glad that he's sober because

737
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,719
one I saw him one time,
which I guess I can share here.

738
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:36,679
Um at the Riviera Ballroom in Chicago, and team is familiar with the rim.

739
00:45:36,679 --> 00:45:38,599
I mean it's a bucket of riz. Yeah, it's a terrible place,

740
00:45:38,639 --> 00:45:42,719
but a great place to see a
show. And he was so drunk

741
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,480
the night that I saw him.
It was him with an acoustic guitar and

742
00:45:45,639 --> 00:45:50,719
a harmonica, and he had a
record player on stage, and like every

743
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:52,199
third or fourth song, he would
put a record on and he would just

744
00:45:52,199 --> 00:45:57,000
play along with the record. Well
and about so about halfway through the show,

745
00:45:57,039 --> 00:46:00,159
he put on madonnad like a virgin
and played like a verge like like

746
00:46:00,199 --> 00:46:02,599
it was karaoke almost like he was
playing the guitar and singing in the microphone

747
00:46:02,639 --> 00:46:06,320
like a virgin, and people were
getting up and leaving it with what does

748
00:46:07,159 --> 00:46:09,039
doing? He was just he was
he was annihilated. I mean, it

749
00:46:09,079 --> 00:46:14,760
was probably it has to be fifteen
years ago. My parents have this story.

750
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,400
They went to see Hank Williams junior
one time in like a bar situation,

751
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:22,440
you know, a smaller maybe club, and he was so ship faced

752
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:27,559
he passed out on the stool and
had to be carried off stage by by

753
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:31,639
security. That's remember remember Hank,
Hank Williams had a plastic face because he

754
00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:35,039
fell off the side of a mountain
wasted. So like, I mean,

755
00:46:35,519 --> 00:46:37,880
I mean it runs in the family. For sure. You're winning, You're

756
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,400
winning. Your dad died in the
backseat of a car at twenty nine.

757
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:46,360
You know that's Jesus, Yeah,
don't. We can't even talk about that.

758
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:51,599
The three of us together probably can't
even touch Hank Williams at twenty nine.

759
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:57,320
Yeah, I mean he went as
hard as anybody. Tepstis pretty hard,

760
00:46:58,079 --> 00:47:00,119
thank you, especially especially when he
thinks that he's gonna be able to

761
00:47:00,119 --> 00:47:05,239
give somebody a blowjob later. Then
he goes, really, he's really hard

762
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,800
done. You got you gotta get
the taste out of your mouth before the

763
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:12,199
dick. That's my fucking move,
you know what I mean. It's just

764
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:15,079
so you can't even taste the fucking
cock. Bro, you got date nights

765
00:47:15,159 --> 00:47:17,039
night? You said, Hey,
yeah, I'd love to do the podcast,

766
00:47:17,039 --> 00:47:20,679
but it's date night tonight. What
does date night and tail? I

767
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:22,400
know your lovely wife, Please tell
her? I said, Hi, what

768
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,480
are you guys doing? Where do
you guys go? Well? Well,

769
00:47:24,559 --> 00:47:30,000
date night for her involves getting the
COVID booster yesterday and passing out in bed

770
00:47:30,039 --> 00:47:32,800
as an hour ago. So,
uh, we're gonna shift. We're gonna

771
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:37,559
shift the plan a little tibe.
We're gonna we're gonna hit the Mooseladge,

772
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:42,039
me and the me and the boys, Get my, Get my two two

773
00:47:42,079 --> 00:47:46,760
hours and a quarter PBRs. It's
also um Halloween costume night at the Mooseladge

774
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:52,039
tonight, um, and the fish
Fry is also this evening, So I'm

775
00:47:52,039 --> 00:47:55,679
gonna make some bad food choices.
I'm gonna have about eight to ten PBRs

776
00:47:55,679 --> 00:47:59,440
and chill out a little bit,
watch the World series and then when the

777
00:47:59,519 --> 00:48:02,159
karaoke starts, I'll probably go someplace
and smoke a cigar quietly and watch the

778
00:48:02,199 --> 00:48:06,679
game because I can't. I can't
be around people singing, you know,

779
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:10,159
dressing up as Johnny Cash at the
Mouselage and the middle of Illinois thinking that

780
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,920
they're going to be discovered. That
night, I got to watch the game

781
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,199
and have my cigar and chill out. Are they really taking it that serious

782
00:48:16,199 --> 00:48:21,239
at these Yeah? No, listen, so what you gotta come up with,

783
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,039
Albert one night and we'll just go
to it. You won't fucking believe

784
00:48:23,079 --> 00:48:28,480
it. It's there are literally people
that are dressed up and go in there

785
00:48:28,519 --> 00:48:31,199
and like are belting like something like
there's a talent agent there, you know,

786
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:35,519
And I'm like, hey, man, like somebody somebody got out.

787
00:48:35,599 --> 00:48:37,280
This is great. There was a
woman that got up there the other night,

788
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:42,679
white lady, probably in her middle
fifties, who went up there and

789
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:46,480
did Tony Braxton unbreak my heart?
And I was like, this isn't really

790
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:53,440
fucking happening again, right, like
exactly right, and she is like on

791
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:57,639
her knees like belting out. I
was like, we gotta find out who

792
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:00,559
hurt her, because we have to
go kill that guy or that girl,

793
00:49:00,599 --> 00:49:02,119
whoever it was. I was just
like, but they are. So there's

794
00:49:02,159 --> 00:49:06,239
a group of about ten or twenty
of them, and unfortunately me and my

795
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,480
big mouth, I'm sitting there with
one of the other coaches and we're watching

796
00:49:08,519 --> 00:49:12,679
the game and we're making fun of
these people, and like two of them

797
00:49:12,679 --> 00:49:15,119
are sitting next to me. They
look like Ghanis, you know, like

798
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:19,239
people that just like roll out of
some hill somewhere that we're getting ready to

799
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:22,199
sing and taking turns. I mean, it was unbelievable. And there,

800
00:49:22,199 --> 00:49:24,239
of course they're drinking water. They're
not drinking. They don't have an excuse

801
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:28,039
like they're intoxicated or whatever. They
just go out there and do it.

802
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,920
So then my buddy was like,
hey, what song would you do right

803
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,280
now? And I was like,
you know what, I think we gotta

804
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,840
take it down or notch. It's
getting a little loud in here. There's

805
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,480
a lot of people doing like guns
and roses a CDC. I'm like,

806
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:42,320
I'm gonna do Patrick Squazy. You
know, she's like to win, because

807
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:45,920
why not. You know, like, if you're gonna do, you're right,

808
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:47,679
I got You're gonna do like some
sort of Bobby McFerrin song, No,

809
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:51,559
no, No, She's like the
wind turn, turn the screen off.

810
00:49:51,559 --> 00:49:52,559
I know every word. We don't
we don't need this, we don't

811
00:49:52,559 --> 00:49:55,840
need to look at the words.
Let's do it, you know. So

812
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,480
Luckily, luckily, I I talked
out of it before I went up there

813
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:00,159
and did it. It's like,
dude, if you do that, I

814
00:50:00,199 --> 00:50:04,960
have to leave. I'm like,
well, and yeah, it was pretty

815
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,039
funny, but yeah, i'd say
the Mooselade is a crazy time like I've

816
00:50:07,039 --> 00:50:10,559
been more like I've been drinking a
long time, obviously, as we all

817
00:50:10,599 --> 00:50:14,960
have, but I mean I've left
their absolutely shit canned, like One Eye

818
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,599
Blind and the bills like twenty seven
dollars. I'm like, how can that

819
00:50:17,639 --> 00:50:21,239
even be? You know, It's
like it doesn't make any sense, Like

820
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,679
nobody's keeping a real accurate ledger there, you know. Yeah? Yeah,

821
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:28,960
yeah, um was I just gonna
say, oh, One Eye Blind is

822
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:32,599
a good cover band name? Yeah
yeah, yeah, you just get hammered

823
00:50:32,599 --> 00:50:35,880
and just do all Third eye Blind
songs? Who would they? Who would

824
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,679
they be? Who would they be? A tribute to Third Eye Blind?

825
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:42,800
Oh? See that? Okay,
so do you do you guys know Johnny

826
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,800
won't know this, but team do
you remember the old radio disc jockey Kevin

827
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:51,119
Matthews. So yeah, right,
So he used to do a game like

828
00:50:51,159 --> 00:50:52,880
that where somebody would call in and
they would say they would say stuff like

829
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:57,199
that, like, oh, I
was you know, I was one Eye

830
00:50:57,199 --> 00:50:59,320
Blind or whatever, and he would
say I was in a band called one

831
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,880
Eye Blind and the guy behind him
would say tribute to and he would come

832
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,880
up with something crazy and it was
always really funny, so something. It

833
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,199
was always something really stupid like that, but it was it was a it

834
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,519
was a pretty good bit that they
did back in the day in the eighties

835
00:51:09,519 --> 00:51:15,400
when I was a kid. Yeah, radio's gone, uh, just such

836
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,639
an antiquated I mean, there's a
lot of people are working in serious to

837
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:22,440
still doing what it's doing. But
it's I mean anybody that's like, hey

838
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,039
man, let's turn on the radio
and listen to music, right, you

839
00:51:24,079 --> 00:51:30,320
know. I listened to the local
NPR station here only because they had at

840
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:36,519
night when I get in the car, they have really good new independent rock

841
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:40,000
like they have that comes on like
and that's the only place you can find

842
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:45,239
it. But that's it. That's
it. Yeah, Yeah, something like

843
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:46,440
that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, right, if you could turn on

844
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:50,960
to like new hit what the kids
are listening to the exactly, that's exactly

845
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,079
what exactly. But even like even
like XRT here anymore TEA Like it's not

846
00:51:55,079 --> 00:51:58,559
it's not like cutting edge anymore like
it used to be. You know,

847
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,719
it is the radio station. Actually
I think it's the out of Westwood from

848
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:05,760
UCLA. I'm pretty sure that's the
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah probably.

849
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:09,159
By the way, Ucla is good
at football this year. The quarterbacks of

850
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:13,320
that quarterback is great. I kind
of got a little crush on UC.

851
00:52:13,639 --> 00:52:16,400
I mean, I hate Notre Dame. I hate USC. I just spise

852
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:22,519
Notre Dame two two and in Chicago
they're just like everything. People just love

853
00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:24,199
fucking Notre Dame in this area.
I mean I get it here, but

854
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:30,280
I mean the Chicago people just are
fucking nuts about Notre Dame. A lout

855
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,440
of the South Side Irish. I
think, you know, that's a big

856
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:35,920
thing for them. You know,
I don't get that they have they have

857
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,559
a kinship with it, right,
So they there's this idea that Notre Dame

858
00:52:38,639 --> 00:52:44,400
is this very Catholic, straight laced
university, you know, um, and

859
00:52:44,599 --> 00:52:49,280
that they espouse all these you know, good Catholic south Side values, and

860
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,519
I think the area that I went
to high school and it's pretty staunch Irish

861
00:52:52,519 --> 00:52:55,760
Catholic, you know, And so
I think that that's part of the reason

862
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:59,440
why there's such a love affair with
it and the reason why I disliked it.

863
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,000
Not even be nothing against Notre Dame. I don't. I don't care

864
00:53:01,039 --> 00:53:04,719
anything about the university or the team
and the people that play there. But

865
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,760
there were so many people that I
disliked it were Notre Dame fans that I

866
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,320
just figured if there was that many
people that I didn't like that were big

867
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:14,000
fans, I must really be sucky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A

868
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,679
lot of times, like I don't
have a real problem with the team,

869
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,960
I have a problem with their fan
base. Well, like Johnny said about

870
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,280
the obnoxious fan bases, I mean
I had I have a couple of friends

871
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:27,480
that are Yankees fans, and they're
the most obnoxious and suffering people. They're

872
00:53:27,519 --> 00:53:30,400
great people to talk to you about
other things like music or whatever. You

873
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,199
start talking about the Yankees, it's
like their birthright. I'm like, you're

874
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:35,960
not on the team, fuck face. The Red Sox are like the Red

875
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,719
Sox fans are that way too,
man. It's it's just I guess probably

876
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:42,239
every team has fans that are like
that. But I hate that when you

877
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:45,079
took on Turn of the radio,
people are saying we we we You're not

878
00:53:45,119 --> 00:53:47,000
You're not on the team, dude, Like he stopped saying that. I

879
00:53:47,039 --> 00:53:52,480
hate that. Yeah, you know
that. I've a term for that,

880
00:53:52,519 --> 00:53:54,840
when you don't actually hate the team, but you hate the fan base that

881
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:58,800
and that causes you to hate the
team. I call it the Dave Matthews

882
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:02,639
band effect. I mean when you
make the same record for twenty five years

883
00:54:02,679 --> 00:54:07,760
straight. I have nothing against Dave
Matthews, man, I've nothing against their

884
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:13,199
music personally, but I hate that
his fucking fan base. They're all like

885
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:17,480
Ambercrombie and Fitch, fucking dumb fox
that can't handle their booze, and they

886
00:54:17,519 --> 00:54:22,199
fucking if you ever go to a
shower, you get your experience ruined by

887
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,920
these fucking wing nuts. Yeah you
know. I mean, I'm sure the

888
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,960
Red Sox are great. I'm trying
to have fun if I went to a

889
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,400
Red Sox game, but I am
so sick of the ear beatings the Red

890
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:34,719
Sox fans give. You are the
Patriot fans. Nothing I hate more than

891
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,800
haminy rings. Do you have fun? Are the same amount as you do?

892
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,320
Zero? Yeah? You have no
fucking rings? Yeah? Right there,

893
00:54:40,519 --> 00:54:44,679
sh right, yeah, you know
you don't have a Super Bowl ring.

894
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,000
You don't have a fucking nothing.
You know, It's so true,

895
00:54:47,119 --> 00:54:50,840
It's so true. You know,
the one the one place that I went

896
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,519
to. You know, I've been
to a lot of different baseball stadiums and

897
00:54:52,599 --> 00:54:57,719
the one place that I went to
with the fans are genuinely great and don't

898
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:01,559
do any of that stuff as Pittsburgh
U a beautiful stadium. I mean,

899
00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:05,679
honestly my favorite stadium that I've ever
been to baseball wise. It's a It's

900
00:55:05,679 --> 00:55:10,159
a great place. Loved it.
The ambiance there, m the bridges,

901
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:14,679
the fan base. They you know, Forbes Field, the place that they

902
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:17,199
played up in through the nineteen sixties, still has the walls that are there

903
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:22,480
on the Carnegie Mellon University campus.
There really cool place like cool vibe,

904
00:55:22,599 --> 00:55:25,400
and Pritsburgh's really kind of up and
coming, honestly. I mean they got

905
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:30,199
a lot of really cool microbrews and
great places to get sandwiches and stuff like

906
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:31,480
that. But the fans were like, hey, where are you from?

907
00:55:31,559 --> 00:55:35,079
Like they were they were playing the
Cubs that day when we were there.

908
00:55:35,199 --> 00:55:37,519
Where are you from? Are your
Cubs fan? No, I'm not a

909
00:55:37,519 --> 00:55:39,039
Cubs fan. We're talking, but
they know they're stuff. Man. They

910
00:55:39,039 --> 00:55:44,679
were talking about seventy nine team and
Willie Stargell and Dave Park are smoking,

911
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:49,079
and the dugout like just great,
like really knowledgeable people who were not pretentious

912
00:55:49,079 --> 00:55:52,760
at all. U And that was
really cool. I had a similar experience

913
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:54,440
when we were in Denver, and
I guess, you know, they've never

914
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:58,719
won anything either. I guess maybe
that's why. But um, that was

915
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,679
That's a great place to see game
too. I just love that city.

916
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:06,239
That whole state's beautiful. We went, you know, we went to Colorado

917
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:09,480
a couple of fucking months ago.
It was I was just fucking blown away.

918
00:56:09,599 --> 00:56:15,079
Yeah, fucking Colorado. I was
blown away by how fucking beauty.

919
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:20,440
It looks like everywhere you look looks
like a fucking postcarder and a graphic something.

920
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,880
Yeah, like you get deliver here
and you can smoke pot and look

921
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:28,960
at all this shit. Yeah,
it's something real. Speaking of smoking potter

922
00:56:29,039 --> 00:56:31,599
heard you ran out of your fucking
banana bread shit. Oh yeah, no,

923
00:56:31,679 --> 00:56:37,760
the banana bread lady died what So
yeah, the Muselage, there was

924
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,679
a woman that used to walk around. Johnny has no idea what we're talking

925
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:44,960
about. So at the Mooseladge,
this is a funny story. So,

926
00:56:45,639 --> 00:56:49,920
um, mouselage has older folks that
they catered to, cheap food, cheap

927
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,599
drinks, um and and around here. It's sort of about five or six

928
00:56:52,679 --> 00:56:55,719
years ago. It kind of became
like people in my age group in their

929
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:59,800
mid forties to you know, um
hang out there. It was a nice

930
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:02,960
cheap places to go and usually the
wives don't like going there, you know,

931
00:57:04,039 --> 00:57:07,199
so it's a really great place to
go for that reason. So so

932
00:57:08,039 --> 00:57:12,920
this old lady who would come in
and she'd be she'd be walking around like

933
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:16,039
she'd make like zucchini bread or banana
bread or whatever and she would offer it

934
00:57:16,079 --> 00:57:21,519
to you. So one night,
Tea Disert and I were in there,

935
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,840
and this was probably five or six
years ago, and we were still pretty

936
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:29,480
much in our game at that point, and he's like, if this woman

937
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,199
comes around here one more time to
offer me a piece of this fucking bread,

938
00:57:31,199 --> 00:57:34,360
I'm gonna kill I'm gonna kill somebody. And I was like, well,

939
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:37,000
let's not kill her. I mean, she's like ninety or whatever.

940
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,760
So he every time we went in
there, he would give her twenty bucks.

941
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:42,239
He's like, can I just buy
the whole thing? And he'd take

942
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,280
it. He bought it, he
took it, he threw it in a

943
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,679
garbage camp, gave her twenty bucks
and said, here, give this to

944
00:57:46,719 --> 00:57:49,880
the children, a moose hard or
whatever. Like you know, you know

945
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,559
how, you know how he is
better than I do, even right team,

946
00:57:52,639 --> 00:57:55,320
So like that's how Jeff is.
But here's a funny story. So

947
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:59,039
on my way home. One of
the reason I like to mouseids because I

948
00:57:59,039 --> 00:58:00,960
can stop it on my way home. I have a couple of beers real

949
00:58:00,039 --> 00:58:02,400
quick or I got to get home
to the kids and do whatever it is

950
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:06,320
I'm doing. So I walk in
there, like on a Thursday afternoon in

951
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:09,760
the middle of summer last summer,
and it's a pretty big bar. He

952
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:15,119
loops around, you know, probably
probably forty or fifty seats around the bar,

953
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:20,599
and I walk in and there's these
two old women, old old women

954
00:58:21,079 --> 00:58:24,880
sitting there drinking Miller light out of
the tap and they're down at the end

955
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:28,360
of the bar and me, that's
it. And the bartender that's it.

956
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:31,400
There's only three people in the plaff
and they're talking about it being one of

957
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:37,039
their birthdays. So I tell them
at the muselage what you can do is

958
00:58:37,079 --> 00:58:38,280
you can buy coins. You don't
buy drinks, Like you don't go over

959
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:40,239
and say I'm gonna buy you a
drink. You get them a coin.

960
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:43,239
And then the bartender goes to his
m a coin and says, hey,

961
00:58:43,239 --> 00:58:45,679
the guy down Tienne there wants to
buy you a drink. Whatever you're drinking,

962
00:58:45,719 --> 00:58:47,079
he'll pay for it. So they're
drinking a Miller light. I'm a

963
00:58:47,079 --> 00:58:50,599
big spender, right, probably costs
me five bucks. I'm like, I'm

964
00:58:50,599 --> 00:58:52,400
gonna buy her a drink for her
birthday. It turns out she was ninety.

965
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,679
So there's the two women down there, one of them is ninety,

966
00:58:55,719 --> 00:58:59,639
one of them is probably not far
behind or whatever. I buy him a

967
00:58:59,679 --> 00:59:02,280
drink and they waved me and then
they waved me over. Oh shit.

968
00:59:02,719 --> 00:59:07,119
So I go over there and I'm
like, I'm the fuck right right.

969
00:59:07,199 --> 00:59:08,519
So I'm like, okay, what's
this all about? It like go and

970
00:59:08,559 --> 00:59:10,800
sit over there, and she's just
like, what's your name? And I

971
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,960
said, all my name is Mike. She's like, Mike, thanks for

972
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,440
the drink. That's really nice of
you to do that. I go,

973
00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:17,440
oh, you're welcome. I said, how's your day going? All my

974
00:59:17,519 --> 00:59:21,199
day's going great. I'm really happy
to be ninety blah blah blah whatever.

975
00:59:21,239 --> 00:59:22,639
She goes. By the way,
I just wanted to tell you something.

976
00:59:22,639 --> 00:59:27,159
That's why I told you to come
over. Just because you bought me a

977
00:59:27,199 --> 00:59:30,119
drink doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with
you. And I swear to god I

978
00:59:30,159 --> 00:59:31,519
did not bet an eyelash. It's
one of those moments, you know,

979
00:59:31,519 --> 00:59:34,599
how do you have those moments where
like, later on you're like, oh,

980
00:59:34,639 --> 00:59:37,039
wish I would have said that.
This is one of those times where

981
00:59:37,079 --> 00:59:38,320
I had it right in my pocket
and I was like, guys, pulled

982
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:40,079
it out and I go, well, I didn't know that that was on

983
00:59:40,119 --> 00:59:44,039
the table. If I had known
it was on the table, I would

984
00:59:44,079 --> 00:59:49,639
have bought you a stronger drink.
It was pretty funny. It's a good

985
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,960
good time though. It's a cool
place to hang out. Really, did

986
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:58,119
you guys see that this scumbag of
all scumbags, this guy is the Kanye

987
00:59:58,159 --> 01:00:04,800
West of the NFL, and Nio
Brown is now selling t shirts of him

988
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:09,119
hugging Giselle. I mean, all
he does is troll Tom Brady And now

989
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:15,800
you look it up online, he's
trolling Tom Brady and selling pictures of him

990
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:22,119
and of Antonio Brown and Giselle.
Oh my god, you have to be

991
01:00:22,159 --> 01:00:24,920
kiddy. I gotta look this up. And he just got shoot for like

992
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:31,199
a million five. Antonio Brown's bizarre
reasoning behind roasting Tom Brady with Giselle T

993
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:37,320
shirt? What is his bizarre reasoning? Oh that's crazy. I'm looking at

994
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:40,119
it on my phone here, okay, well here's I'm gonna read. I'm

995
01:00:40,119 --> 01:00:44,239
gonna play. We're gonna play his
like explanation of it here, which is

996
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:49,559
apparently, Uh, he really is
the Kanye West of the NFL. He's

997
01:00:49,599 --> 01:00:52,400
just strange, dude, He's so
strange. Ask the question, Hey,

998
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:54,800
you play with this guy. This
guy had your back. What happened between

999
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:59,320
the two of you guys, that's
a that's a sincere question. What happened?

1000
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,920
This is a guy I wrote what
he said when you guys were done.

1001
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:05,880
I'm sure you saw it, he
says. Obviously, it's a difficult

1002
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:08,280
situation. We all want him,
everybody should find to help him do what

1003
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:10,920
they can to help him in ways
he really needs it. We all love

1004
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,599
him, we care about him deeply. We want to see him be at

1005
01:01:14,599 --> 01:01:16,519
his best. Unfortunately it won't be
with our team. We have a lot

1006
01:01:16,559 --> 01:01:20,840
of friendships that will last. Most
important about football is a relationship with your

1007
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:22,920
friends and teammates. They go beyond
the field. I think everyone should be

1008
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:28,559
very compassionate and pathetic. Some very
difficult things are happening. So you know,

1009
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:30,119
you know what he didn't do.
Not once did he throw you under

1010
01:01:30,159 --> 01:01:34,239
the bus. How is he gonna
tell me under the bus? But how

1011
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:37,000
would you tell me under the bus? How? But but what I'm saying

1012
01:01:37,119 --> 01:01:42,400
is it's not how, It's not
how. You know how, it's but

1013
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:51,559
but but you did there the scar
that hurts the most here, He's got

1014
01:01:51,559 --> 01:01:54,360
a scar that's massive. It's this
big, and it's his wife and you

1015
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:59,400
put salt all over it. That
is that is a woman. He's got

1016
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,000
kids with. Man, that's gonna
that's gonna hurt if they did my mother

1017
01:02:02,039 --> 01:02:06,079
and my kids out too. Everyone. But he never did that to you.

1018
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,199
But Brady didn't do that too.
Bro, Brady had your back.

1019
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:13,639
But Brady had your back the entire
time. Brady was all in love with

1020
01:02:13,719 --> 01:02:19,440
you. Brady went that bad for
you? I mean, how many Trady's

1021
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:22,920
shirt to raise money for the fatherless
kids. It's raising money for fatherless kids.

1022
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:27,519
But even I'm saying, now,
that's it did It's a real moment

1023
01:02:27,559 --> 01:02:30,920
that happened at the studio, at
the game play the video it did.

1024
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:34,079
Because you don't understand that. You're
trying to make me rationalize and why are

1025
01:02:34,079 --> 01:02:37,559
you want why to tell you what
it's going on? Like? What?

1026
01:02:37,559 --> 01:02:38,920
What did it? What do you
mean? I'm not smashing this girl.

1027
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:42,760
I don't know his car. Where
I'm going something? What you just saying?

1028
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,559
Okay, where I'm going? All
right? Where I'm going? Where

1029
01:02:45,599 --> 01:02:49,599
I'm going? It's a T shirt
that raised money from a real mom that

1030
01:02:49,679 --> 01:02:52,840
happened. How is this a reach? It says booming on it because they're

1031
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,480
going through the voice. People go
through stuff every day. Man, Yeah,

1032
01:02:55,119 --> 01:03:00,800
exactly what about me when I'm on
the news for I'm crazy some happening

1033
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:07,880
orders that's crazy. He is crazy
and white. He's great. I have

1034
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:13,639
two words for I have two words
for you. Mood stabilizer. Let's let's

1035
01:03:13,679 --> 01:03:17,000
get one here, buddy, He's
weird. He's lost it. This guy

1036
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:21,280
speaking of lost it, Brady,
I mean, is it over? What

1037
01:03:21,559 --> 01:03:24,079
are we looking at here? He
looks like he's lost about fifteen pounds,

1038
01:03:24,159 --> 01:03:28,280
twenty pounds. Maybe he doesn't do
any weight training anymore. I love it

1039
01:03:28,519 --> 01:03:30,280
from the look of it. I
mean, if he if he if he

1040
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:32,519
wants, if he's worried about keeping
his weight up, he could hang around

1041
01:03:32,519 --> 01:03:35,320
with me for a couple of weeks. We'll get him right back to where

1042
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:38,280
he was. I mean, they're
so bad this year that it's great.

1043
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:44,559
The Falcons and the Panthers are playing
on Sunday for first place. The Panthers

1044
01:03:44,559 --> 01:03:49,599
are two and five. If they
win Sunday, they'll be tied. I

1045
01:03:50,079 --> 01:03:52,159
don't I mean p J Walkers,
the quarterback, how I don't want to

1046
01:03:52,159 --> 01:03:57,519
bet on anything. I guarantee he
throws the ball more than fucking Mariota.

1047
01:03:57,719 --> 01:04:00,679
Mariota through fourteen more passes then fucking
you did last week, and Johnny and

1048
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:08,400
you can't. It's two guys that
they don't trust to throw the ball much.

1049
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:11,000
I mean, that's what you got
coming up here. It's uh and

1050
01:04:11,079 --> 01:04:15,800
yet they are competing to be the
best. The king of the NFC South

1051
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:18,159
this year. At least, at
least they're not the Bears. Worst division

1052
01:04:18,159 --> 01:04:24,639
in football NFC South Falls. Oh
absolutely, it seems that way, of

1053
01:04:24,679 --> 01:04:28,519
course. Yeah, I mean it
definitely, Yet team in there has a

1054
01:04:28,519 --> 01:04:31,199
winning record. We're trying to tank. No, dude, we're two and

1055
01:04:31,239 --> 01:04:33,960
five and if we beat you guys, we'll both be tied at three and

1056
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:36,719
five and we'll be three and o
in the division, so we'll be in

1057
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:44,079
first place. That's crazy. With
the losing record. There's something nice to

1058
01:04:44,079 --> 01:04:45,719
be said though, I mean to
your point that you guys are making.

1059
01:04:46,719 --> 01:04:50,079
You don't want to see people get
injured. You don't want to see people's

1060
01:04:50,119 --> 01:04:55,679
career come to a close because of
some people. But like, it's really

1061
01:04:55,760 --> 01:05:02,559
nice to see Rogers and Brady struggle. It's their pomposity. It. Karma

1062
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:06,280
is a bitch. She will come
back and she will bite you. And

1063
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:10,440
if you think that if you're gonna
be able to play and brag abound playing,

1064
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,119
I'm gonna play it on forty five. I'm gonna play it on fifty.

1065
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:16,639
Human beings aren't then to play professional
sports at that age anymore. Man

1066
01:05:16,719 --> 01:05:19,480
Like, they're gonna get you.
Someone's gonna get you. And you don't

1067
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:24,239
want to see get hurt. I
think he I think he finally didn't getting

1068
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,800
He wasn't all in. He clearly
didn't have both feet in, you know

1069
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,159
what I mean? Like that,
that just shows you even I mean,

1070
01:05:29,199 --> 01:05:31,159
it shows you how much talent he
had that he could do it this this

1071
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,400
far, you know, at this
age to begin with. But it also

1072
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:38,760
shows you that if you did just
lack the little bit of edge, I

1073
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,119
mean, it just all goes it
all goes on. It's a great point

1074
01:05:41,519 --> 01:05:46,679
because he's clearly distracted. I mean, and and he can't either, you

1075
01:05:46,679 --> 01:05:53,400
can't know. That's why, It's
why it's why Baker was so bad,

1076
01:05:53,559 --> 01:05:57,079
is because they spent so much time
dicking around about how much of their sal

1077
01:05:57,199 --> 01:06:00,320
his salary they were gonna pick up
that he missed all of training camp happened

1078
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,000
and barely had time to learn the
place. Yeah, so yeah, I

1079
01:06:02,079 --> 01:06:05,280
mean it's yeah, but Brady,
Yeah, I mean, what do you

1080
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:12,000
think now? Will he say so
the divorce happens, he feels like that's

1081
01:06:12,079 --> 01:06:14,960
done. Is he gonna want to
go out like this? Do you think

1082
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,159
he's gonna try again? Will anybody
high or will anybody have him back?

1083
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,039
Because he's the kind of guy.
Does he want to go out like this?

1084
01:06:20,199 --> 01:06:24,039
You know what I mean? Well, he's not gonna be one of

1085
01:06:24,079 --> 01:06:27,400
those kind of guys. It's gonna
take a fucking uh, you know,

1086
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:31,519
five million dollar contract to maybe be
a backup and earn a starting. He

1087
01:06:31,639 --> 01:06:34,000
like to be a starter. Yeah, So who the fuck is gonna pay

1088
01:06:34,079 --> 01:06:39,039
him thirty million dollars for one fucking
year HB injury. He's gotta wait for

1089
01:06:39,079 --> 01:06:44,079
an injury something yards Yeah, I
was wondering if maybe that's what happens here.

1090
01:06:44,119 --> 01:06:45,119
You know, you get the phantom
injury, he has to hang it

1091
01:06:45,239 --> 01:06:47,960
up, you know, he's done, and then he goes into the booth

1092
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:53,920
and makes fifty million dollars a year. You think that. I don't think

1093
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:57,519
anybody's gonna be up to booth.
I mean, but what but here.

1094
01:06:57,639 --> 01:07:00,360
The thing that I think that's interesting
about Brady is like I don't think he

1095
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:02,920
knows how to quit, Like I
don't think he knows how to walk away

1096
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:05,239
from it. So like I could
totally see him, now that he's not

1097
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:09,079
married anymore, I could totally see
him going into the booth and being great

1098
01:07:09,119 --> 01:07:12,159
at it, Like I think he'd
be really good at it um, but

1099
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,400
you know, he doesn't know how
to go. It's the same thing that

1100
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:16,559
happened with Jordan. They just don't
want to They don't they don't know when

1101
01:07:16,559 --> 01:07:20,280
to stop. There's such competitors,
they don't know when to make it be

1102
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:30,239
done. Yeah. Yeah, I
mean, I don't know the sooner he's

1103
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:34,559
out of the NFL that have your
which Lebron? You're seeing Lebron fall apart?

1104
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:43,880
Yeah, he stink, they stink. That's pretty wild, Hulks.

1105
01:07:44,119 --> 01:07:45,760
I don't think anybody saw that coming. I'm not a big basketball guy,

1106
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:49,519
but I didn't see that coming nothing. Five sure as shit not. Yeah.

1107
01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:51,920
And then it's funny. You got
all their fans talking about all the

1108
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:56,519
guys they need to trade for.
They just have no concept of you know,

1109
01:07:56,559 --> 01:07:58,280
well you have to have something to
offer. They're like, yeah,

1110
01:07:58,320 --> 01:08:00,719
we'll send Westbrook and get Terry Roads
year back and we're like, you know

1111
01:08:00,719 --> 01:08:04,440
it's Horns and we're like, uh
no, nobody wants Westbrook on their team.

1112
01:08:04,599 --> 01:08:08,800
No, thank you, he's the
cancer. Nobody wants them. It's

1113
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:12,960
so funny. It's they're just used
to tampering and you know, having Lebron

1114
01:08:13,079 --> 01:08:15,960
James basically be their gm that they
think they can do whatever they want.

1115
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:18,800
But yeah, it's a they're they're
in for a rough ride and it couldn't

1116
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:28,039
happen to a better, a more
deserving bunch of h speaking of old people.

1117
01:08:28,119 --> 01:08:30,680
No, wrapped us up pretty soon
here, Johnny, Are you have

1118
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:33,079
any attists or are you watching?
I know Mike in not a huge combat

1119
01:08:33,119 --> 01:08:38,079
sports guy, but you got this, uh Anderson Silva fucking Paul brother.

1120
01:08:38,199 --> 01:08:40,359
Oh the Paul thing? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm I'm

1121
01:08:40,359 --> 01:08:44,439
gonna check that out for sure.
That's about three hours. It's the best

1122
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:46,319
fight. That's the best person he's
fought by far. Would you say,

1123
01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:49,640
oh, he does is fight forty
five year old retired people, But this

1124
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:53,079
is the best person, right,
Don't you think this is the best person

1125
01:08:53,079 --> 01:08:56,840
he's fought though, by far?
Yeah? Yeah, I do. This

1126
01:08:56,920 --> 01:09:00,279
is the probably whatever the odds are, and you can go to our good

1127
01:09:00,279 --> 01:09:05,760
friends in my bookie dot com use
a code PTS and they'll double whatever you

1128
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:10,760
put in. That's great up to
two thousand dollars. But I really want

1129
01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:14,199
to see somebody beat Paul, Johnny, did you see the Footaul is a

1130
01:09:14,239 --> 01:09:16,720
big favorite? Actually? Uh?
Minus two forty. He's going off.

1131
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:20,800
You got one hundred pounds on the
fucking guy. He really and twenty years

1132
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:29,680
many pounds, ten years and thirty
pounds or something. But uh, did

1133
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:33,560
you see the footage of Paul getting
his fucking world rock sparring? No?

1134
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:36,159
By who who did it? Look
it up? Look at it. It's

1135
01:09:36,159 --> 01:09:42,880
a great Johnny. This guy gets
so fucking wobbly. Throw the R word

1136
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:45,960
in whatever you want to do.
He gets fucking knocked crooked. Wait wait

1137
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:50,600
now, are you talking about Silver
or Paul? They got Paul I loved

1138
01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:57,760
Hassim Rockman junior. He takes an
overhand right. I'm just gonna pull up

1139
01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:01,079
here. You tell me what it's
an overhand right and he kind of walks

1140
01:10:01,119 --> 01:10:04,159
towards the camera. Tell me what
I'm looking for. I got in with

1141
01:10:04,279 --> 01:10:10,399
I seem rock band junior. Here. Uh, they're talking about Anderson Silva

1142
01:10:10,479 --> 01:10:13,800
getting kote and training. No,
he did get knocked out, and they

1143
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:18,920
were a little worried about having the
fight go on. But Silva got fucking

1144
01:10:19,119 --> 01:10:27,079
I mean, uh, Paul sparring. I'll note if I fucking see it,

1145
01:10:27,079 --> 01:10:30,000
it's kind of Jake. Paul knocked
it knocked the fuck out sparring.

1146
01:10:30,079 --> 01:10:45,199
Is this it? This is him
knocking? I mean he gets super here

1147
01:10:45,199 --> 01:10:46,760
we go. This might be it? Right, guys should like to subscribe

1148
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:49,560
here fans of Jake Paul or Tying
Wood. This is from year ago.

1149
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:58,640
Now that's not I'll find it.
I'll find it in sent you, Okay,

1150
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:05,479
I mean this is this guy is
highly susceptible to an overhand right because

1151
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:12,680
he gets completely cuckoo for cocoa puffs. Actually wait to see him go down

1152
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:15,880
walk and they just immediately stop everything. It's but I mean, I'll be

1153
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:20,199
Now there's an NFL guy fighting an
MMA guy on there on the card.

1154
01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:25,279
Yeah, yeah, yeah, who
is it? It's the next running back?

1155
01:11:26,159 --> 01:11:28,079
Hold on, check it out.
It's like one of them, maybe

1156
01:11:28,079 --> 01:11:30,920
the second fight. It's not even
like one of the co names or anything

1157
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:36,199
like that that I'm interested in too. Uh. Let me see if I

1158
01:11:36,239 --> 01:11:40,840
recognize anything's name. It's a running
back. Oh, Leon Bell's fighting your

1159
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:45,000
Ryah Hall. Wow, that's your
Rya Hall. Oh wow. Levian Bell

1160
01:11:45,119 --> 01:11:49,880
is probably gonna get killed. That's
that's that's interesting. Levon Bell fighting it's

1161
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:56,640
his first ever fight going again,
he's fighting your Ryall's so funny. And

1162
01:11:56,680 --> 01:12:00,119
they're probably about the same height,
same weight. But I think Levan that

1163
01:12:00,239 --> 01:12:01,760
was a dead man. What do
you think it is? These guys just

1164
01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:08,000
think they can do anything right,
notorious prick. These are guys though that

1165
01:12:08,079 --> 01:12:11,079
they've been able to do anything they
wanted their entire lives, so they think,

1166
01:12:11,199 --> 01:12:16,039
obviously I can beat people's ass in
the ring too. Oh yeah,

1167
01:12:16,319 --> 01:12:20,600
one hundred million billion percent. Yeah, I'm excited. That's my fucking plants.

1168
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:25,199
And I watched little World Series.
Maybe I'll meet you at the Moose

1169
01:12:25,239 --> 01:12:29,439
Lodge and then I'm going to uh
and watch these nights. I'm gonna watch

1170
01:12:29,439 --> 01:12:31,479
a world series, watch these fights. There's no real college football on tonight

1171
01:12:32,199 --> 01:12:36,399
man Penn State almost, I'm sorry. What there is? The University of

1172
01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:41,760
North Carolina rank number twenty two in
the country taking on Pittsburgh for the for

1173
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:45,479
the Coastal Crown. Essentially, we'll
win the Coastal Division basically if we uh,

1174
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:49,520
if we win that game. So
I've never seen any time. Maybe

1175
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:57,640
my love for the sweet sweet sweetness
of of young Wick, who the second

1176
01:12:57,680 --> 01:13:01,079
to that for man crushes and someone
that's got a boner for another man's Johnny's

1177
01:13:01,079 --> 01:13:05,199
loved for this quarterback at Carolina.
Oh he's so good. Oh he dude,

1178
01:13:05,199 --> 01:13:09,600
he'll be the he'll be the number
one quarterback in two years. Absolutely.

1179
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:12,279
He's a freshman, but he's I
mean he's a freshman. He's got

1180
01:13:12,319 --> 01:13:15,960
the best stats in football right now. That's awesome. Yeah, he's great.

1181
01:13:16,439 --> 01:13:19,039
You love Drake May's the guy's name. He remember Luke May that got

1182
01:13:19,119 --> 01:13:24,439
hit that shot in the to Saint
Kentucky home a few years ago in the

1183
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:28,840
tournament. Yeah, it's his it's
his little brother. Ah. Interesting,

1184
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:31,439
okay, Yeah, And he's great, he's great. He was committed to

1185
01:13:31,439 --> 01:13:36,079
Alabama, changed his mind, came
to North Carolina when they when Alabama brought

1186
01:13:36,119 --> 01:13:39,720
in the kid that's there. Now, what's his name? You know,

1187
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:45,159
I'm talking about their quarterback right now. Uh And and he's uh yeah,

1188
01:13:45,279 --> 01:13:51,079
he's everything. He's all world best
quarterback I've ever seen. M Yeah,

1189
01:13:51,119 --> 01:13:55,079
I mean he's already. I mean
he's yeah. And Sam Howe when we

1190
01:13:55,119 --> 01:13:59,119
had Sam Howe and we had Trubisky
and you know, we've had some people.

1191
01:14:00,399 --> 01:14:03,159
Don't say that again, but I
mean they were good college quarterbacks,

1192
01:14:03,199 --> 01:14:09,600
you know, like solid college quarterbacks. And he's far better than than either.

1193
01:14:12,359 --> 01:14:15,159
Oh. Yeah, uh huh.
Nobody's a guy. Come on.

1194
01:14:15,439 --> 01:14:21,279
Yeah, although I mean poor Bears
fans, I mean Fields, Jesus,

1195
01:14:23,159 --> 01:14:26,840
I can't throw well. They you
know, they did alter the game plan

1196
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,560
last weekend, and it was pretty
interesting to see how they did that.

1197
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:32,920
I mean, they obviously took some
plays out of Great Romans Lamar Jackson playbook

1198
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:40,479
and did some runs and Um and
design runs for Fields that opened up a

1199
01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:44,000
little bit of the passings for him. He's made some adjustments. I mean,

1200
01:14:44,199 --> 01:14:45,600
they beat the crap out of the
Patriots. I know that the Patriots

1201
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:48,840
are pretty bad. I thought they
were going to be far better than the

1202
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:51,600
Bears, though, and the Bears
finally getting Mooney the ball too. That's

1203
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:56,319
that's important for my fantasy. Yeah, for sure, he's a good receiver

1204
01:14:56,840 --> 01:15:00,760
well, and he's a little bit
miscast as a number one on that team.

1205
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:03,960
Probably better off as a slot guy
probably, But um, Fields is

1206
01:15:04,039 --> 01:15:08,479
showing some some progress. I mean, obviously not as fast as what anybody

1207
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:12,039
would want it to be here,
but um you know, he tends to

1208
01:15:12,119 --> 01:15:15,199
hold out of the ball too long
and be indecisive, and I think anything

1209
01:15:15,239 --> 01:15:17,119
that they can do to help him
facilitate that and make it a little bit

1210
01:15:17,199 --> 01:15:21,279
quicker decision making for him is probably
going to be helpful. Jason, we

1211
01:15:21,399 --> 01:15:25,920
were talking about how weird a year
this is for quarterbacks, right, Remember

1212
01:15:26,239 --> 01:15:30,159
you were running down the same this
is the craziest year for quarterbacks. So

1213
01:15:30,239 --> 01:15:32,840
I can ever remember, I can
ever remember you had all the drama and

1214
01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:36,199
Carolina with you guys having every quarterback, and now they're all on the bench.

1215
01:15:38,239 --> 01:15:40,279
For p J. Walker, a
guy who was there the whole time.

1216
01:15:40,479 --> 01:15:44,279
He was there the whole months,
six months of hearing where Garoppolo is

1217
01:15:44,279 --> 01:15:48,279
going to go? He goes nowhere
what's his name? And Wilson goes to

1218
01:15:48,439 --> 01:15:53,199
Denver and shits the beat. Aaron
Rodgers and Tom Brady are shiitting the bed

1219
01:15:53,279 --> 01:15:58,399
now Brady's going through this divorce.
I mean, it's the craziest fucking year

1220
01:15:58,479 --> 01:16:01,119
for quarterbacks. And then you got
Geno Smith. I mean, like,

1221
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:05,960
if I told you to Gino Smith, PJ Walker, and fucking uh,

1222
01:16:06,319 --> 01:16:09,600
you know, all these guys would
be the best quarterbacks in the NFL,

1223
01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:14,199
you'd be like, you would have
bet me anything. That's J Walker.

1224
01:16:14,239 --> 01:16:15,760
I mean, he had one good
week. Let's let's not get carried away

1225
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:18,760
here. I'm just saying if I, okay, if I would have told

1226
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:24,680
you in August, hey, with
everything that's going on in Carolina, Oh,

1227
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:28,640
don't forget about the fucking hand job
prince in fucking Cleveland all that.

1228
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:30,960
Yeah, of course, yeah,
I mean, I mean that's still ongoing.

1229
01:16:31,399 --> 01:16:34,039
But if I told you in August, p J. Walker's your starter,

1230
01:16:34,119 --> 01:16:38,159
you would have done you would have
taken any bet. Well, dude,

1231
01:16:38,199 --> 01:16:41,800
an ESPN did this big story this
week about, uh, the whole

1232
01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:44,760
how everything went down in Carolina with
the quarterbacks, you know, and just

1233
01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:46,640
kind of went through each quarterback that
they read that you sent that to me.

1234
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:51,840
It's so interesting as a Carolina fan
because apparently a lot of the front

1235
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:55,520
office was sold on Justin Herbert and
trading up for him, and they had

1236
01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:58,399
a great relationship with Dave Kettelman,
you know, the former GM. They

1237
01:16:58,439 --> 01:17:01,680
could have jumped, they could have
jumped the charters and gotten him pretty easily.

1238
01:17:02,039 --> 01:17:08,520
But it sounds like Matt Rule,
who made series a series. I

1239
01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:12,640
mean, just one bad decision after
the other with respect the quarterbacks. Uh

1240
01:17:13,199 --> 01:17:16,079
didn't want to waste the draft capital. H So we could be having I

1241
01:17:16,119 --> 01:17:19,159
mean, it could be Justin Herbert
and we're not worried about this at all

1242
01:17:19,279 --> 01:17:24,720
right now. And yeah, it's
it's I mean, it's just a nightmare

1243
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:27,640
if you read through it. Matt
Rule then was sold on Darnold and kind

1244
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:30,680
of forced that down managements throughout.
I mean, he went to Fitterer.

1245
01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:33,880
It's like Arnold, Darnold, Darnold
and they said that his management styled Matt

1246
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:38,640
Rules is to just grind the owner
and grind the GM until they are on

1247
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:42,359
the same page. Uh. And
so you know he did the same thing

1248
01:17:42,439 --> 01:17:45,439
with Mayfield. He was sold on
Baker and and now he's gone. So

1249
01:17:47,039 --> 01:17:50,920
good. Glad, glad, glad
to see it. Bye bye. Yeah,

1250
01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:54,199
I mean that you can tell it. You can tell us the head

1251
01:17:54,199 --> 01:17:58,359
coach, because immediately they're playing better. I mean they're playing better immediately after

1252
01:17:58,439 --> 01:18:01,399
he left. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I mean. Oh,

1253
01:18:01,479 --> 01:18:05,039
by the way, I hate to
say this to you, Mike, but

1254
01:18:05,319 --> 01:18:12,920
I'm i'm I'm I'm taking the Cowboys
in my fourteen parlay guys, but I

1255
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:15,359
think you guys are in trouble this
week. Oh the Bears, the Bears.

1256
01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:23,359
Yeah, defense, that defense with
your offensive line. This was what

1257
01:18:23,399 --> 01:18:26,399
I was saying. This is my
impression of his fields in the huddle.

1258
01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:30,039
This is what he calls every play. Okay, run from my life on

1259
01:18:30,199 --> 01:18:33,319
three break. How was Prescott last
week? I didn't see I didn't see

1260
01:18:33,399 --> 01:18:39,199
much of that. Rusty Yeah,
serviceability, rusty serviceable. Rush was his

1261
01:18:39,279 --> 01:18:42,520
first game back, right, that
was his first game back. That defense

1262
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:45,279
just saves his ass every fucking time. You got you guys want to run

1263
01:18:45,479 --> 01:18:48,199
the lines? What's that? Do
you got time to run through the lines

1264
01:18:48,199 --> 01:18:53,720
real quick? And run through the
lines for Panthers Falcons? That's uh,

1265
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:57,760
Falcons going off by minus four,
their favorite PA. I like Falcons,

1266
01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:01,000
and I and and I'll tell you
I got a fourteen parlay for everybody,

1267
01:19:01,319 --> 01:19:04,079
and we'll go over the code here
in a second for for my bookie.

1268
01:19:04,119 --> 01:19:09,520
But the Falcons are in my fourteen
parlay. I like the Falcons to win

1269
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:13,720
that game by about maybe nine.
Okay, all right, I yeah,

1270
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:15,640
I mean shit, I don't have
a strong feeling about that game. Honestly,

1271
01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:18,479
I think you're probably right. I
can't. I just can't trust p

1272
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:21,159
J. Walker, the guys.
I've seen him be bad so many times.

1273
01:19:21,199 --> 01:19:25,000
Well, I like the under that
it's over Runner forty one. You

1274
01:19:25,079 --> 01:19:27,880
like the under on that Okay,
if the over under on that was nine,

1275
01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:32,000
I still like the under. Okay, okay, um, you got

1276
01:19:32,079 --> 01:19:36,000
you gotta pick for us, Michel
Oh, I have no idea, no,

1277
01:19:36,199 --> 01:19:40,880
okay, Who's who's playing? What
do you We got Panthers, Falcons,

1278
01:19:41,359 --> 01:19:45,000
Panthers Falcon. Atlanta's favored by four. Man, I would I would

1279
01:19:45,039 --> 01:19:46,880
hope if the Atlanta could win that
game. Jesus, yeah, real,

1280
01:19:47,119 --> 01:19:50,119
I mean the two and five team
that's trying to tank, desperately trying to

1281
01:19:50,199 --> 01:19:54,640
tank. Uh. We got a
six thirty am game for me here on

1282
01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:59,000
the West Coast, Broncos and Jags. That's in London. Jacksonville's favored by

1283
01:19:59,039 --> 01:20:01,479
two and a half. There.
I like Jacksonville on that day. Again,

1284
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:04,279
this is the return of Russell Wilson, so we'll see what he can

1285
01:20:04,319 --> 01:20:10,359
do after two weeks off. But
does anybody care? Nobody care? I

1286
01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:15,520
mean that we're sending to two two
and five teams to England. How does

1287
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:19,760
that get a break? England can't
get a break in Thursday night? Right

1288
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:24,199
that in Thursday Night. They've just
been getting the worst games, awful,

1289
01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:27,600
the worst games. Um, okay, Then we got the Bears in the

1290
01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:31,880
Cowboys Dallas favored by ten shit,
dam yeah, I might take I might

1291
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:35,600
take the Bears there actually to cover
you know, well, they don't get

1292
01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:39,439
blown out, man, I mean
honestly, other than the one game that

1293
01:20:39,479 --> 01:20:43,000
they've played this year, they keep
everything pretty close. Just traded one of

1294
01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:46,800
your better defensive lineman, correct,
and that's gonna hurt tomorrow night. Well

1295
01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:48,920
we didn't even talk about McCaffrey.
Yeah, I mean that had to be

1296
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:53,880
done. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think the Bears are gonna

1297
01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:56,920
win that game, but I think
that they could cover that spread. I'll

1298
01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:59,600
take the Bears in the points.
Yeah, I mean too. Okay,

1299
01:21:00,199 --> 01:21:04,439
Dolphins Lions the one single win.
Lions Miami's favorite only by three and a

1300
01:21:04,479 --> 01:21:09,800
half. Though, I'll take Miami. Yeah, me too easily. I

1301
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:15,319
think Cardinals going to Minnesota. Minnesota's
favored by three and a half. There.

1302
01:21:17,399 --> 01:21:21,880
I'm taking Minnesota all day, no
one, Hey, I will too.

1303
01:21:23,359 --> 01:21:27,439
Yeah. The Cardinals are just really
dysfunctional. Yeah. Yeah. Mary's

1304
01:21:27,439 --> 01:21:29,560
another guy that if you told me, you know, a year or two

1305
01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:31,079
years ago, that he was going
to be this what he is now,

1306
01:21:31,159 --> 01:21:35,399
I would I'd be shocked. I
thought he was gonna be maybe top five

1307
01:21:35,479 --> 01:21:40,720
quarterback in the NFL. Yeah,
I think he's got that RG three syndrome.

1308
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:44,760
You win Rookie of the Year.
It's too little. You play violent

1309
01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:48,039
and you're little. It's tough.
That's tough, all right. We got

1310
01:21:48,159 --> 01:21:51,920
Raiders going to New Orleans. Uh, Vegas only favored by one and a

1311
01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:57,600
half. Here. I'll take Raiders
on that. Yeah, shambles. They're

1312
01:21:57,640 --> 01:22:01,840
banged up and I can't playing quarterback. Is it Dalton again? Quarterback?

1313
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:06,319
Who? I think? I thought
Dalton was starting tomorrow. Then that means

1314
01:22:06,399 --> 01:22:13,720
take whoever they're playing against. H
We got Pats traveling to New Jersey to

1315
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:17,439
play the Jets. Uh. New
England's favored by two and a half heres

1316
01:22:17,439 --> 01:22:20,960
on that, Yeah, I would
too. I was shocked at how bad

1317
01:22:21,039 --> 01:22:24,239
New England was last week. I
didn't know if they were that bad.

1318
01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:27,319
That's a weird line to me.
Two and a half there. Oh yeah,

1319
01:22:27,319 --> 01:22:29,720
I think you guys are right.
But something that's fishy about that two

1320
01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:32,640
and a half points. Um.
Uh, Steelers going to the Eagles.

1321
01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:38,199
Eagles are favored by eleven. That's
a boy they run. I still take

1322
01:22:38,239 --> 01:22:41,479
the Eagles. Yeah, me too, Although that kids look pretty good.

1323
01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:45,199
I mean, you know, although
you, I mean shit him or true

1324
01:22:45,199 --> 01:22:46,479
biscuit. You could flip a coin
on who's gonna be better. I think

1325
01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:53,199
right now, please stop saying his
name. Yeah Mitch Mitchell, Mitch uh

1326
01:22:53,439 --> 01:22:58,000
okay, Titan's going to play the
Texans. Wow, that's an even,

1327
01:22:58,079 --> 01:23:01,199
that's a that's a pick them.
You know why, because the rookie is

1328
01:23:01,199 --> 01:23:09,600
starting. Oh wait for the for
the Titans. I mean, the Colts

1329
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:13,279
just fucking bench Matt Ryan and now
they got and that's another quarterback. Crazy

1330
01:23:13,359 --> 01:23:15,079
thing. Who saw Matt Ryan getting
bench for the rest of his Yeah of

1331
01:23:15,159 --> 01:23:19,600
course, yeah, I mean but
off my field. So they so it's

1332
01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:24,319
two crazy quarterbacks going. The Colts
got this guy that's never played before and

1333
01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:28,640
uh, well no, it's Tennessee
though, Tennessee. Tennessee's got the rookie

1334
01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:33,159
going, Um wait, who's at
quarterback? That one guy, Tanneh Hills

1335
01:23:33,239 --> 01:23:36,159
hurters. Oh he's okay, he's
hurt, Yeah okay, yeah, mister

1336
01:23:36,279 --> 01:23:41,600
rookie that they got that everybody was
so sexy after the guy from that small

1337
01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:45,880
school Liberty. Oh yeah yeah,
Malik Willis Relie Quillis is starting. So

1338
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:46,520
I think they just go, hey, man, we don't know what to

1339
01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:49,880
do with this. You got two
quarterbacks that have barely played in the NFL.

1340
01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:55,000
To you, I'm taking the Titans, and I take i am as

1341
01:23:55,039 --> 01:23:57,239
well. I just gotta trust that
they know what to do with that.

1342
01:23:58,439 --> 01:24:04,359
N out. Um Commanders going to
the Colts. Uh, Indies favor by

1343
01:24:04,439 --> 01:24:14,600
three? Um, boy, I'll
take Washington. Yeah, I think I

1344
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:16,920
would do that too. Yeah.
They've been Boy, they've been gritty,

1345
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:19,640
haven't they. They've been in everything. They're another team has kind of been

1346
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:27,319
there. Washington just kind of Yeah, it's Taylor. Taylor's healthy, right,

1347
01:24:27,399 --> 01:24:31,119
he'll be play's healthy. Um Niner
is going to play the Rams another

1348
01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:35,720
even game here, picking Wow,
I'll take the Rams. I'll take the

1349
01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:40,079
Niners because they own the Rams and
I this is the crazy thing about LA

1350
01:24:40,199 --> 01:24:45,319
sports is the Rams are practicing on
a silent count all week for a home

1351
01:24:45,439 --> 01:24:48,479
game. Oh, it's gonna be
it's gonna be some mainy Niners fans there.

1352
01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:54,239
That's interest er fans for the in
Los Angeles. Dude, I was

1353
01:24:54,279 --> 01:24:57,279
surprised. We went to see the
Panthers play a couple of weeks ago,

1354
01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:00,600
and uh, you know when the
game with Robbie Anderson lost his mind on

1355
01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:04,159
the sideline, which yeah, and
and there were a ton of Panthers fans

1356
01:25:04,199 --> 01:25:08,800
there, a ton of Panthers fans. I guess that place is just always

1357
01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:12,560
gonna be, you know, a
good percentage visitors. Um, we got

1358
01:25:12,720 --> 01:25:16,039
Giants at Seahawks. Seahawks getting three
I mean sorry, giving three points there,

1359
01:25:16,560 --> 01:25:20,640
six and one Giants going to four
and three Seahawks in there. I've

1360
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:25,279
bet against the Giants every week,
and every week they'd bite me, and

1361
01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:30,319
uh, you know what, I'll
go, Giants. Is there an injury

1362
01:25:30,359 --> 01:25:32,800
there? We don't know, but
that's a weird. That's weird. Respect

1363
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:40,039
giants who because there is an injury. Well, the Jet I think DK

1364
01:25:40,239 --> 01:25:44,359
Metcalf might be out. Well he's
questionable, that's what they're saying. Lockett

1365
01:25:44,399 --> 01:25:47,640
is also, of course questionable.
Yeah but no, but I'm expecting the

1366
01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:53,840
Giants to be favorite. Seattle's favored
by three. It's at Seattle, right,

1367
01:25:54,279 --> 01:25:56,239
Yeah, But I mean the Giants
are six and one, dude,

1368
01:25:56,239 --> 01:25:58,520
they're three and o on the road. Yeah. But are there any good

1369
01:25:59,359 --> 01:26:03,399
yeah? I mean Daniel been okay, Okay, I just thought I have

1370
01:26:03,479 --> 01:26:06,720
no idea how good they are.
Yeah, the Giants aren't getting any respect,

1371
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:09,840
though, this feels like one of
those games where they maybe they take

1372
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:13,279
it personally and and do something.
By the way, I just want to

1373
01:26:13,319 --> 01:26:16,840
say, there's another situation Stafford,
like weird quarterback thing, like who saw

1374
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:21,960
him not being I mean he's been
Panthers. He was so bad, I

1375
01:26:23,039 --> 01:26:26,239
mean, like a different guy.
It's been really odd. Yeah. And

1376
01:26:26,319 --> 01:26:30,319
then okay, we got the last
two here. Uh, Packers at Bills.

1377
01:26:30,439 --> 01:26:32,640
Bills are favored by ten and a
half points, playing the past point

1378
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:38,760
they kill, the Packers kill Green
Bay. Mike's a big packer guy,

1379
01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:42,680
Mike Rogers suffer. Please, I
got Bills on that. I think the

1380
01:26:42,720 --> 01:26:45,359
Bills are gonna Steamer. I hope, God, I hope. So they're

1381
01:26:45,399 --> 01:26:50,039
all packers of garbage. This does
seem This does feel like the game though,

1382
01:26:50,079 --> 01:26:54,479
where like if Rogers is gonna turn
it around, he kind of finally

1383
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:57,279
draws the line in the sand and
figures it out. He needs to do

1384
01:26:57,359 --> 01:27:00,399
it this week if he has to. Yeah, it has to because it'll

1385
01:27:00,399 --> 01:27:02,119
be slipping away from them if they
don't. Okay, and then finally we

1386
01:27:02,239 --> 01:27:08,560
got the big rivalry game here or
the Bengals playing at the Browns. Uh,

1387
01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:14,159
Bengals are favored by three in Cleveland. Did the Browns still play?

1388
01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:17,680
Yeah, you're right, no,
Jamar Chase, that's right. Yeah,

1389
01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:21,760
I still take the Bengals too.
Yeah. Is there a more hapless franchise

1390
01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:26,000
than any sport than the Browns?
It's so sad. Yeah, and the

1391
01:27:26,039 --> 01:27:28,760
Browns are also missing. And Joeku
I forgot about that. He's a good

1392
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:32,880
tight end. Uh yeah, they're
they're fucked all right. That's it.

1393
01:27:33,039 --> 01:27:38,359
That's it for football. That's it
for football. That's it for the podcast.

1394
01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:42,279
Mike Harter, thank you so much. Everybody go and how how what

1395
01:27:42,399 --> 01:27:44,920
do they look up? Do they
look up Triple Play Fantasy or do they

1396
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:46,800
look up Fantasy Baseball beat? How
did they know? So? Yeah,

1397
01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:53,079
you gotta go to Triple Fantasy or
Triple Play Fantasy Baseball website or I'm not

1398
01:27:53,199 --> 01:27:57,399
the website podcast Triple Fantasy. That's
a that's a band that only plays the

1399
01:27:57,760 --> 01:28:04,920
John Lennon album Double Fantasy Tribute to
John. Let the Triple Play Fantasy Network.

1400
01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:08,760
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1401
01:28:08,840 --> 01:28:11,039
done two. We got a couple
more that are going to be coming out.

1402
01:28:11,239 --> 01:28:14,359
We'll be busy I'll winner doing it. Um. I appreciate you guys

1403
01:28:14,399 --> 01:28:15,720
having me on and kind of being
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1404
01:28:15,800 --> 01:28:19,600
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1405
01:28:20,239 --> 01:28:25,399
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1406
01:28:25,520 --> 01:28:28,600
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1407
01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:30,279
on Twitter like five six years ago
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1408
01:28:30,319 --> 01:28:32,479
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01:28:32,479 --> 01:28:35,199
I just kind of got addicted to
it. So um, yeah, I

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do on my fantasy writing at fan
Tracks. I also write for another website

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called nine and you know it at
all um. And I'll be down in

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Arizona this week for the first Pitch
Arizona UM conference down there and going to

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some Arizona Fall League baseball games next
weekend. So I'm really looking forward to

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getting down there and seeing some baseball. Awesome, body, I love you

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and also everybody. This week November
second on YouTube is Ari's a new special.

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Jew on YouTube is new comedy special. It's hilarious. I saw him

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work it out for fucking the better
part of a year than COVID happened.

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So he couldn't shoot it, so
he finally got it shot and it's coming

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out November two on YouTube. You
can watch it for free. Ari Shaffier

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Jew the Whole Special is pretty much
what it's like to be a Jew.

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It's pretty fucking funny, man,
so go please check that out as well.

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And Johnny, she suck it?
What did they say? Every girl's

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my girlfriend, Every girl's my girlfriend, every deserted for me? How much

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Sam loved this song? He answers
like, yeah, special needs. What

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are they saying? Jobby stop?
Just let her rock? These are kids

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we're supporting now. If you are, if you're a drunk puncher, buy

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the Problem. If you want to
find this uh and buy it to keep

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with me high, Let's get busy. As the name of the album,

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every Girl's My girlfriend. If its
my girlfriend, just gonna I'm gonna make

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I'm gonna put this a vote.
Should this be the new punch drunk Uh? The