Made a decision. Our face sunny sad on. I had a vision just
fucking chatting. Yeah, we're just very chatting. Let's start the show.
Let's start. It's welcome for crying out loud. We were chit chatting right
before the show started. Yeah, yeah, so we just heated up the
mics. We heated up the mics. We've been recording now for like a
while. Just now, I'm done for a few days. I'm out.
I'm just kidding, just kidding. Yeah, we had Julie Cason. She
came in. She's on our she was on our Thursday show. You guys
all heard her. Yep, she's on our Patreon this week, a good
Patreon. Yeah, and now we're talking about Apple TV and TV shows.
Yes, so I watched Betrayal, so that because we're gonna do a mash
mashab the kids call it with Patrick and Dylan thinking about that betrayal. Yeah,
podcast podcast, it's a TV on hullo. Yeah, so I was.
I turned it on to watch it as we were supposed to, and
I kept waiting. I was like, Okay, child porn coming up.
They're gonna a guy's gonna be caught downloading the child porn. John comes over,
He's like, what's this and I'm like, oh, it's a crazy
story and there's porn. This guy's downloaded a bunch of porn, and uh,
we kept waiting. I was like, when's the porn gonna happen?
Waiting for that porn? Child porn? How you and John like get it
on. John's like, what's happening? So what's going on? Like he's
cheating. I mean, I guess he's, you know, cheating. There's
a lot of it's like a beautiful love story. Like I won't get into
the whole thing because we're gonna break it down with those guys. But like,
it took a while, way longer than it should have for me to
realize, Oh, this is season one, season one where the guy's a
serial cheater living like a double life. Okay, I didn't know that beating
of a high school girl right. Oh? Season two is amazing a betrayal
podcast child porn. Okay, Okay, my wife finds out her husband was
like had like a crazy like like a child child porn. Wow. Wow,
Oh I'm gonna listen to that. I thought season two was way better
than season one. Oh, Okay, so now you got a new podcast.
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so um, quick story before we get into all the things we're watching.
Yeah, so the other day and John's been saying this for a while.
Okay, So I have this rug in the living room kind of on
a side note. I got this rug. I got it from like whatever
the e rugs, you know, and I like it. Yeah, I
like it, but it's always has dog hair in it. I mean I
cannot like I vacuument and vacuument and like the dog hare doesn't come out of
it, and I'm like this rug kind of sucks, like it's I don't
know if it's the way the pile is or what's going on, but it
just doesn't pick up the dog hare. Now I have, I've made sure
that the vacuum cleaner works, Like I'm like, I put my hand under
it. I know it's sucking up, you know. So Like a while
back, though, John was like, the vacuum cleaner roller thing underneath it,
it doesn't like spin, you know. And I was like, well,
I don't think it's supposed like it does when you're when you're vacuuming with
it, like it turns nothing's caught in it. And I was like,
John, this is stupid. What does he know about vacuuming? Like he's
just a dumb guy. I was like, so, why don't you mind
your side of the street, Like you take care of my computer when it's
not working, I'll handle the vacuuming. Like not to be real old school,
but I'm just saying he doesn't really vacuum, right, but and I
do. I do, Like he mentioned it a long time ago, and
I was like, how would he even know? Like I think he had
to vacuum something up and I was like, Uh, that's not how vacuums.
Work like it turned. The thing turns. I was like, when
you go and roll it, it's not stuck. It's fine, and he's
like, oh, nush, is it supposed to roll with you? Or
at the spoiler alert for the whole story. Okay, So so I'm like,
John, stop with the hot vacuum cleaner. Talk like you're getting me
all worked up, you know, But honestly, I was like, John
seriously stopped, like, don't worry about it, and he's like, I
don't know. So then, ever since my foot's been fractured, John has
done some of the vacuuming. Well. Actually, a couple of times we
were getting ready for like having some people were coming over, Like when I
did a poker game, John helped me buy vacuuming and he was like,
I don't know about this vacuum. Now. I got to also a little
bit sensitive because we have had some bad luck with vacuum cleaners. We don't
have a robot vacuum cleaner, which I know a lot of people swear by,
but they're very pricey and I'm always like, I don't know, We're
gonna spend all this money and I'm gonna feel like I still want to vacuument
Yeah, because yeah, like, how's it going to get up on the
rugs? Like, I don't trust it right right, It's all running into
the wall constantly. I feel a little amish about it too. I'm just
like, Oh, that new technology. I should be that's something that builds
character. I should vacuum my own rugs, you know, had a robot
to do that? Yeah, but I do feel like it would do that.
Also, is it going to scare Peopo? Is she gonna right,
like feel like it's chasing her. Also, there's just like a lot of
dog hair in our house on the floors. I'm like, is it gonna
go? I don't know. I agree, I know pricy, Yeah,
I'm like, I don't want to spend five hundred dollars for robot vacuum and
then still have to still have to have a backup vacuum, right for the
places it doesn't go? Okay. All that is to say, though that
I've had several vacuum cleaners. Do I buy a really expensive vacuum cleaner?
No? Do I buy kind of cheap vacuum cleaners? Yes? Do I
look and see how like if they're well really Consumer Reports No, not that
either. You know. I'm like, I think a hundred dollars is enough
to spend on a vacuum cleaner. That should do it, It should work,
but they keep breaking Like, oh, then you get what you pay
for. I mean, right, So the last vacuum cleaner I remember,
John was just like, oh, we're getting another vacuum cleaner. I'm like,
well, yeah, the last one. I don't know, it stopped
working. Well, it wasn't sucking or whatever. I'm not going to bring
it to like a vacuum cleaner repair plane. No, no, what do
you breaking bad? Get out of town, move to Alaska exactly. So
Also a lot of the places I clean, this is in my defense,
I just use the hose. You do that, yeah, like I'm getting
in a nooks and cranny. Yes, because if you have dog hair,
that's what you gotta do, right, Especially if you look on the couch
and you look underneath the cushions of the couch, it's like Phil time two
point zero, Like his whole body's underneath there, exactly exactly. They've Phil's
cloned himself and and he's living. Yeah, I'm with you, and the
only thing that you're gonna do is take the hose of the vacuum, and
you know what you're gonna do. You're gonna get an attachment. You're gonna
put the attachment at the end of the hose and you're gonna go over with
the upholstery attachment, which I haven't found a loss because it is satisfying.
Also, there's another attachment buckling you guys and the hot vacuum and talk.
There's another attachment that's got the bristles on it. Yeah. Oh, is
that you dust with that one? Kind of Yeah, you could go over
like the blinds. You could do a lot with that. Also the cushions
also with that one. Yeah, Okay, So I'm making do I'm like,
it doesn't really clean the rugs that well. And and this our living
room rug is like so full that it's embarrassing, it's so harry. But
I'm like, that's the rugs fault. Meanwhile, I'm telling you every so
often, John like obviously is trying to start a fight by going I don't
think the vacuum is working that well, And I'm like, you shut your
mouth, stop trying to shame me for making that what you think are bad
vacuum choices, This vacuum works fine, thank you. And then like when
I'm alone with the vacuum, all like check it and I'll be like,
I don't think it's so supposed to spin. Okay, So the other day,
like pulling it aside, let's talk. Can I talk to you about
what's going on with you? I just feel like you're not as motivated.
John to the other room, don't make any neise, don't turn on.
Just let's talk. Yeah, I'm like but that, But to your point,
I'm like, the motors working just fine. Can you hear it?
Yeah? Me too? Yeah. On when I go to check the hose,
it wor fine, it's fine. It sucks, right, it sucks.
So stop already with the judging me from my vacuum choices. Stop second
guessing. Right. So then but then he did he planted a seed,
right, So then I started to get a little bit like, so I
googled. I was like, is the thing supposed to spin on a vacuum
cleaner. There's no really great way to google that, though, because I
think Google expects you to know that, like, yeah, of course it's
supposed to spin, Like why would you even be asking that? So are
you saying if it's not spinning right, is that why you're asking? And
I'm like, no, no, I'm asking, like, yes, it
turns, but is it supposed to just be spinning right? And it happens
when I'm vacuuming. If the thing turns, it's not stuck. You know
what. Sometimes it'll get like a piece of carpet fiber in it and it'll
stop it and it won't turn right, and then it'll start going right right.
Well, no, it turns fine, it's turn right. It's not
stuck on anything. So I'm like, I don't think it's supposed to.
So yeah, I'm googling, like should the body the vacuum cleaner thingy spin
around right? And they're like yeah, if what to do if it's not
spinning? But I'm like, but it is. Then I'm like, what's
the difference. It's it's turning. Is that right? Right? Right?
Yeah? And how you see? Then I finally see something that's like if
it's not spinning, something about the motor being broken, and I start to
think, I think our vacuum might be broke because dumb anymore, I don't
know, But I'm like, yeah, I don't know. I think everything
that I'm seeing is like, if it's not turning, And then I finally
see something that's like, yes, it should be turning on its own.
And then it's like you could fix it by something about the belt might be
broken. And at that point I'm like, high, Amazon, let me
get a new vacuum. So of course John, I'm like, I think
we need a new vacuum. So John goes, do not let me.
I'm going to handle buying the vacuum cleaner. Now I've told you about we
go way back. We all go way back with John and his research.
He's headed Dick consumer Reports. Oh god, you can't buy anything without John
having to compare with like and then he's got he knows a guy who can
get consumer reports and like, it's gonna be twenty twenty five before we have
a new vacuum cleaner. Right, So I'm like, okay. He goes,
let me all research vacuum cleaner. So I'm like okay, So I
go on Amazon. I go here's what I want. Because I know he
doesn't know what we need. He's gonna be like, do we need a
canister vacuum. There's gonna be questions. Yeah, that I don't want to
answer. I'm like, we just need basically what we had that works,
right. Another one where the things yeah, the thing he spins, but
like, I don't know there's a chord some attack, right, and I
don't I'm not even interested. I know I'll see people talking about, well,
this one's kind of heavy. I got to bring it up the stairs.
I'm like, I don't have stairs, right, I don't care how
heavy it is, right, I only have a few rugs the rest of
its hardwood floors. Because a lot of people want like the cordless vacuum versus
the cord. Yeah, I don't want a cordless vacuum. I don't want
to have to go like, oh I can't vacuum or out of charge.
Yeah, another thing that I have to remember to charge. Right, I'm
like, I can just plug it in, it's fine, and then you
lose the charger right now. Is it a pain that you have to go
from room to room and find another outlet? Yes, it is, but
it's a pain I can live with. Yeah. I've been doing it this
way for a long time. I don't want to change. Yeah. Yeah,
okay, So I'm like I go on there I find one. It's
got like sixty eight thousand reviews. They seem to all be like fairly in
favor of it. There's always going to be one spoil sport card like,
yeah, this vacuum is terrible, Like but okay, you're probably using it
wrong. Yeah, anyway, I order a vacuum. John promptly finds out
that I ordered a vacuum, and he's like, I I was going to
order the vacuum. I'm like, I know, but I did it.
It's fine, And he's like, well, you ordered the same one.
I was like, no, I didn't. It's pretty close. It's almost
exactly gonna say, just get the same miss, but which is what I
did? Dated? And guess what's great about that? You don't have to
read the owner's manual. I don't have to figure anything out. You already
know how it works. But now it works. Yes, okay, a
new one. So it gets the vacuum. It comes in the mid.
It comes today. We set it up and John immediately starts vacuuming. He
brings it, he brings it into me, show it to show me the
vacuum. Oh my god. So it's a baglass. So it's got like
a canister. The whole thing is instantly filled with dog hair, Like what
what would normally take me when I'm vacuuming regularly, Like I mean three at
least three different vacuuming the whole house with it before the thing is full.
Oh my god. It's just like he's he vacuumed one rug and it was
our living room. Turns out it's not the rug. Turns out it just
that it basically hadn't been vacuum I'd been running a broken vacuum cleaner over the
rug many different times, just performatively, just like, look at me vacuuming.
Don't you feel kind of like lazy thinking I'm vacuuming? Though, all
right, I'm vacuuming. People are coming over. This rug is like pretty
kind of gross, Like, yeah, just can't get this dog hair out.
It's the rug. Get a new rug. John's like, yeah,
it wasn't the rug. Now I go, He goes, you want to
come look at the living room rug. I'm like, he's trying to shame
me. He brings me up there like a dog that just pete on the
floor, rubs my face and the rug. I look at it. I
was like it looks like a brand new rug. It's really nice. Yes,
because the vacuum has been broken for eight months. It really, Lynnette.
I swear to god, it's been like eight months I've not vacuuming.
So then he liked to just to show me, just to make me feel
like a piece of shit. He vacuums like other rugs. He vacuums that
we have like a like a kind of office that used to be the playroom
den with one rug. He vacuums at full oh god of dog hair.
Wow, like wow, but you picked out the vacuum. I sure did.
Yeah, so you like the hero. Yeah, you're the hero.
You picked out the right vacuum. Yeah, idea. Yeah, he could
have been still researching vacuums by now. Meanwhile, you got three canisters filled
with people's hair. Yeah you get it. Yes, yes, all right,
we're gonna that and we're back. I don't know, I'm feeling pretty
good. I'm feeling good about I'm over the embarrassment. Yes, that people
have seen a rug in our living room that was full of dog hair and
thought we were dirty people. And we are dirty people, but not for
that, but not on purpose. Right, But listen. I love vacuuming.
It really is one of the fun things that I don't mind doing.
It's my favorite. Yeah, because it gives you satisfaction, especially if you
have a good vacuum. It's when the vacuum it sucks, is that.
Yeah. I feel like a lot of people, like It's not just me,
it's probably thousands of people did not know that that thing's supposed to spin.
So, just to save you all some embarrassment, because I'm sure you're
just like me and you thought it turns that's Fine's what I didn't know.
I didn't know if it was supposed to turn. Yeah, it's supposed to
spin. Supposed to spin like fast on its own. Right, there's a
motor and some kind of a belt action. Yeah. Yeah, stupid.
I was like, thank you, John, But man, he really was
reveling it. He started to show with John, You're it's kind of stupid
because I was. I was being funny. I was trying to set people
up to realize that I'm the stupid right, But you did good. Yeah,
So now clean floors. Anybody want to come over. You're gonna love
our living room. Rug sure looks nice without all the dog hair. Yeah,
yeah, um, you know what you know. We talked about Bethany
Frankel a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, have you seen what's going on?
Have you seen the new video? Like she's gotten attacked because she was
eating? I don't did you see this crab? Yeah, crab in her
hotel room, in her hotel room. Is she what's wrong? Is she
lost her mind? I mean she used to be the smart one out of
everybody. No, I know, I feel like she's just tone deaf and
just like is not doesn't get how she comes across. I don't understand what
so what she I was I was getting my hair collared, so I was
in the thing and the thing and the hair place. So I was trying
to read, um, but I kept getting interrupted the story. So but
I saw a picture of her or a video of her or a picture of
her in a hotel room, and and we're all starving. So it's gonna
make me hungry talking about it. But she's eating like she's taking like shellfish
and she's dipping it in in you know, in butter. Wasn't a big
storyline of hers, how that she's so allergic to fish? Well that was
the whole thing I read about, like, oh my god, she's allergic
to shellfish. She's allergic to fish. He's allergic to fish. Turns out
she's allergic to regular fish, not shellfish, right, which isn't it mostly
the other way around? People are usually think right, But she's not allergic
to shellfish finned fish, right? So she okay? So again I was
like, what's the big deal? So she's she looks like a nut job.
I mean, she's like a maniac. I mean she looks like and
she's just yeah, yeah, like she's just yenting it up, like I
don't even know what she's talking about. But she's eating shellfish in a hotel
room, by by herself, and people just went nuts for what. I
don't know, I think because I think it was kind of like a braggy
like she was all of this expensive like shell job and she's just like helaning
about her life. What was she talking? So she was talking, I
don't know, but she looked insane, right, So then she did a
video mocking herself, which was weird. So she did so because everybody,
And then she was like, I guess I broke the internet. When people
say that you need to break the Internet because I didn't see this. You're
just lucky. I'm just sitting scrolling around board. That's how I found it.
But okay, so she says she broke the intern. Everybody was yapping
about it. So she did a video mocking herself, and she was eating
like chicken fingers or something in her in her house and she's like dipping it
and talking about like what. I don't know what's going on with her,
Like, I just feel like she's just getting her mind is going nuts.
She's too rich. Is that what it is? She just yea, she
just doesn't know what the hell is going on. She's too rich, and
she just doesn't know. She didn't give a fuck gin to what she what
to talk about. Well, remember when she also did that. I mean,
this is a long time ago, but I think this was also the
start of her tone deafness. Remember when she took took a picture of her
wearing her her daughter Brians pajamas, but her daughter was like five. It
was like such a weird flex, like I can fit into like my child
god size pajamas. And everybody was like, what is wrong with you?
Right? But that is not a flex? Right? That you're so small
and with your skinny girl everything. Yeah, look at me. I could
wear my five year olds. That's that's going to be proud of. Yeah.
Yeah. She just seemed like, I don't know, she just used
to be like the smart one, the clever one, years and years ago,
and now she's just like out of She's just like I don't know.
She was like the Greek chorus commenting on everybody else, saying all the things
that we were thinking, and now she needs a Greek chorus. Yes,
yes, Remember when she yelled at what's her Kelly? Hey? Then go
to sleep? Remember that Galen go to sleep? That was so funny.
That was great, right, I mean so many I can't watch the Real
House. Uh No, I can't. I'm not into like the OC.
I just I see a picture of what's her face? From years ago?
And I haven't watched that. There's No, there's the other one, bro,
No, the other one from years ago? No, what's her name?
No? What's he? Remember the one that in the very first season
and she was like eating you know who I'm gonna talk about. She's eating
the cotton candy and her husband is the one that beat beat her up and
um Lorie is it that. I don't know if that's her name, but
remember uh, Kelsey Grammer's wife was because he beat you? Oh Taylor,
Taylor, Oh she was Beverly Hills. Though, okay, I was you
were OC, so I was naming everyone's rug yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Now she's on the OC. She's on the Taylor's on the O. No.
Oh. So I when I go on my channel, her picture comes
up and I'm like, I see her, and I'm like, and aren't
they trading? Isn't Heather Debro gonna go to Beverly Hills? Is she?
That's what I heard? And then there's the new whole New York franchise.
I can't, I can't, I can't. I watched a preview for it
and I was like, am mount did you? I can't. It was
just over. Yeah. I think I originally thought when I first started watching
Housewives, and I was like, this is such a great idea because I
was like a mom young kid, like, oh my gosh, I'm gonna
watch like that's gonna be so fun and relatable. But like, I didn't
know they were all going to be so filthy rich that most of the show
is going to be about their lifestyle. Yeah, so I got a little
bit hooked in, and because some of them weren't that rich very beginning,
right, like Bethany, Yeah, Bethany in New York wasn't. And then
Lori from the o C who was original, like her kid was kind of
fucked up and like yeah, getting in trouble, and I was like,
okay, I got behind this drama, right, you know. Now it's
just like an outdoing of who's richer than the other richie rich. It's just
when they when they they flaunt their wealth like that, it's just such a
turn off. So I can't stand vander Pump, like, oh yeah,
it's like do we have to watch how fucking big their closet is and how
many shoes they don't care? I don't care. I know some people do,
but that is not why I watched it. And then I watched it
for the drama. But then towards the end, towards the last season that
I watched, the drama is so manufactured. Yeah, but you're like,
okay, so least Arenda, you just are trying to be this villain.
You're just saying the most out of pockets, crazy shit. Because you just
want people talking about you like, which is makes takes the fun out of
right. I'll tell you what the best the best ones were towards the end
of the New the New York franchise, when like when when uh Ebony was
on and the girl what's her name that was converting to judaism. You know,
she wasn't a big uh she was an alcoholic, but then she stopped
lea like that whole season with and then you got the Countess and you got
uh Sonia like that was good. And when they fought, that was real
shit. And what's her name? The alcoholic um uh in New York with
the short blonde hairrenda, Like, that was good shit to me. That
was a manufacturer to me, that was yeah. I think Dorinda is just
nasty, justcoholic, crazy yeah, and drama, yeah right, defensive and
and so mean to um what was the other girl's name? Yeah? Yeah,
that was yeah, that was some good TV. That was good TV
because I didn't feel like it was manufactured. They didn't have to flaunt all
their you know, their shit. It was perfect. Now It's just like
I watched the preview for New York, the New One, and it's just
all about the high society and their closets and their husbands. I can't it's
just bluh. I don't know. I don't know. We're housewives, not
for us. No, I really wanted to see, like what's really happening
in these people's lives. Yeah? Yeah, so, Kaylin, you said
you started watching Hijack on app I finally got Apple TV. I don't know
why. I was just holding out, like I don't need it, it's
fine, and then it just weeks of just scrolling through nothing. Yeah,
all right, I'm gonna get it. Yeah. Yeah. The only thing
that I watched I thought you two might also be into is the new Idris
Elba show, Hijack. I love it. Yeah, we're two episodes into
that. It's really it's really good, really good. Let me tell you
you should watch Silo. Silo is on Apple TV and I just plowed.
It is so good and you would like it. I think is there a
new season of that? It's one season, yes, and there it's you
know, they're living in a silo. It's a society and they can't go
outside for some reason and we don't know why. Um, yeah, that
sounds interesting. I had like a free trial of Apple like a year or
two ago, and so I started watching this show on there that I love
called Foundation. Oh is it good? I love it? And the second
season is out now. It's um it's like a space sci fi Oh yeah,
yeah, that's about yeah. But I liked Silo, which is a
little Yeah. This one's a lot more in space and spaceships and shooting laser
guys, but really good. That's why I didn't bring but a couple of
listeners out there like the sci fi stuff like I do. So if you
do, that show is very good. Um. But yeah, Hijack is
watched last night. I'm gonna why. I'm like three four episodes in yeah,
yeah, and the Crowded Room is fantastic, fantastic. I watched the
Crowded Room. Yeah. I watched it with John. We got like watched
like four episodes and I was like, I didn't love it. Do you
understand what's going on? Now? Yes? I do, because I read
the spoiler oh of what's going on? But I was like, okay,
I I was glad that I that I read the spoiler so that I could
myself from Okay, I don't know. I just didn't love it. But
I'm I'm I'm on the wrong side of a lot of people right now.
I just I watched Barbie. Oh yeah, you went and saw Barbie.
Have you seen Barbie? I went and saw Barbie. You know what.
I'm just gonna say this and then you guys can go back to Apple TV.
I'm just gonna say I liked it. I enjoy it was a very
enjoyable watch. But all the people that are just like, oh my god,
it's the most breakthrough like feminist. I was like, is people like,
yeah, they just feel like there's some speeches in there that were like,
oh made women feel like really good. I just thought it could have
been better. I didn't think the message was done. A lot of people
are saying it's too woke. I would almost say it wasn't woke enough in
a way that's like, see, you guys would have to see it,
and I don't want to spoil it for anybody, but I'm just saying that
I'm all alone in this because people are just like, oh my god,
it's the greatest movie ever the message. I cried and I was like,
I did not cry, huh okay? Or I laughed a few times.
For sure. There's some really cute stuff, and Ryan Gosling is great.
Yeah z yeah, I thought that um Margot Robbie was a little too pretty.
Yeah, well she's the Barbie. Yeah, I know, but it's
an interesting message that, like everybody's so pretty imperfect. But anyway, anyway,
I guess I'm not like but I think people would probably love The Crowded
Room. Although it's not reviewed very well. Oh it's not. No,
I don't know why. I don't have a good reason for it. It's
not justified. But Tom Holland kind of bugs me, don't you know,
what's funny? A lot of people. He bugged me, I think in
the very beginning too. But I watched the whole thing and how it ended
and everything, and I just think he did such a great job. And
so did what's her face, Amanda? Yeah, she's great, she's good.
Yeah. Yeah, the acting was great. I thought the acting was
great. Yeah, the acting is good. And they got a great soundtrack
for God's Kes. They got the Beatles. It's Apple TV. It must
be. I mean, if they get the Beatles in their soundtrack and it's
Apple, it's an Apple show. Apple TV doesn't offer a ton of stuff
though. Have you noticed that, Like, they don't do a ton of
originals. No, but there's some good ones. Hold on, I think
we should take a break and then I'll tell you there's some good Apple TV
originals. There's one with the Jennifer Anderson's ex husband Thorow, justin Thorow Mosquito
Coast, which is really really good. That's really and there's two seasons.
I think it's two seasons of that really good. Um, there's the Jennifer
Anderson one too. The Morning Show, The Morning Show, which I watched,
like, yeah, petered out. The first season was great. The
second season was a lot. It was just like, yeah, I watched
the first season and then when it went into the second season, I still
got to finish watching The Bear. I love It's Home. I just started
the second season. It's so good. I wish it wasn't so short.
Every episode is like twenty minutes. Some of the episodes in the second season
are longer. Oh good, Yeah, yeah, that's true. It is
interesting. I do believe the first season did the episodes were all sorts of
weird, Like one was thirty minutes, one was shorter, one was long.
They the directors kind of keeping you on your toes. Well, I
think I think that show airs on like a network station, So it does.
Yeah, so I don't think it probably wasn't a lot of because I
don't think they're messing around with Yeah they were. I think it the production.
I don't think it airs. I don't think it airs on FX.
No, just unproduced by FX. Yes, that's what I think. It's
not. It's not regular, I promise you. I've looked up the running
times. They're all different, especially the first season. Yeah, they're all
different. It's yeah, so good. Yeah, oh my god, and
watch it tonight. You know what I watched the other day? I was
Elbie was um Albie's been hot rum, she's been She's been hurting a little
bit, just with about a lot of her friends about to leave for college,
her boyfriend about to leave, and she was having a very low moment
the other night, and so she wanted to watch Hotter. What's that show
the where if they make out with the guy they're too hot to handle.
I've freaking love that show. Yeah, so she wanted to watch some of
that, and I was going to watch it. I was willing to watch
it with her, but I was watching. I went back and watched.
I was just like in the mood for it. Kitchen nightmares. Oh,
Gordon Ramsay, funny loves that show. Freaking love that show too. And
do you remember do you remember the episode if you ever watched it with where
with the Amy's Baking Company? Now ABC was the sign. Now it's a
show that you have to watch each episode or no, no, no,
I just watch I should watch any episode. But there's one particular episode.
So the idea, it's one of the you know, like bar rescue,
Like, so he goes in, ye haets the people. They've they've reached
out like can you help us with our restaurant, We're losing money or whatever.
And he goes in and susses out the situation. They all serve him,
they do a meal service for him. Funny shows me like yeah,
yeah, and then he tries to help them like fix up their menu or
whatever, try to save their business. You know. So there's this one
episode though called it might be like season three, I don't know, go
go look it up, and it's these people. It's the only it's the
only show. Did he ever it's the only restaurant and he did, like,
I mean there's like ten seasons of the show with like eighteen episodes per
season. Only time that he ever walked out that he was like, can't
I can't really, I can't help you. Yeah, this lady is so
this couple is so fucking crazy to wow, and it is. I just
remember watching it a long time ago and loving it so much. But then
it appear so this woman her husband is like this rich possibly gangster guy who
gave her like a million dollars to start this restaurant, but she just like
is very, very very nuts and her whole thing was that like a couple
of years ago, some bloggers and some like yelpers or whatever, some haters,
some online bullies gave us some bad reviews, and so like our business
has been suffering anyway. The whole episode is hilarious and she's so defensive and
none and like they get in fights with customers and like tell people to get
the fuck out of their restaurant. Scene. Yeah, and then um,
so we were we watched I made LB sit and watch the whole thing with
me, and it was really funny. And then I found out that they'd
done a follow up episode where they went back and interviewed her, like really,
her from the show went back and yeah, spoiler alert, she's not
gotten any better. He hasn't got together. She run a restaurant, Like
that's crazy, Well, they don't run the retaurants closed, Okay, Okay,
it did shut down. Yeah, Patrick knows somebody that was owned a
restaurant and Gordon Ramsey came to I don't know if it was on. It
must have been on the show and came in and did his thing, and
if I remember the story right, it didn't help. The guy still had
to close his restaurant down. But you remember him telling me about that.
But they probably got a little money for having show beyond that. So just
sometimes the restaurant has to get closed down because they just there's no help,
or a lot of them just close like soon after the show, like just
it's just it's listen, it's a tough endeavor a restaurant. Most of them
close, right, It's very hard to have a successful restaurant. There's so
many different things that can go wrong, you know, So I think probably
they were going to close anyway. Yeah, like why not get a little
makeover restaurant? Right from Gordon Ramsey. Yeah, I heard that. He
is, like he comes across as an asshole a lot. He's very blunt,
which I love. That's like my favorite thing is when he's just like
when you're watching these people and you're like, tell them, Gordon, tell
them, like they're they're mistreating their customers, and he's like, you know
this food's horrible. Yeah, what are you thinking? Right? You know
it's fun to watch. But apparently he's super nice guys. I hear too.
I met him one time when he was on the show, and he
was very nice. Really. I mean I obviously didn't talk to him for
a long time, but when I did, I was like, hey,
I'm a fan, and he's yeah, he's very nice. He came into
the studio. Yeah. I just remember shaking his hand and his hand was
huge. It was like like a bear paw or something. You've grabbed it
and like almost hurt my hand the way he grabbed it and hands the appetite
exact knows food well, he seems like he would squeeze the shit out of
your hand like one of those guys. Yeah, oh my god, I
had to watch that show. Any other shows that I should watch because you've
given me some great recommendations I have. Yeah, I mean the Undercover.
I mean, I've been to a lot of things you've told me to be.
I love. I'm just I watch a lot of that Discovery Channel stuff.
I love that. While I'm watching a ninety Day Fiance the other Way
or whatever. That good. Yeah, it's good, it's good. There's
some a bunch of it's a bunch of episodes already out, and I'm watching
Temptation Island our pal, Mark Wahlberg. Okay, I've got I'm glad.
I wasn't the only one confused about that, if you really so funny?
So many people were like thought the whole time that we were talking about marky
Mark until Calin was like, wait, not the underwear model? Yeah do
our? I guess people don't know that there's two I guess so do they
not know that Mark Wahlberg that do? Have they never seen any shows that
Mark Wahlberg hosts? Probably not because he hasn't. I mean, I thought
you're talking about the other Mark one. Mark Wahlberg doesn't host any show now
our Mark Wahlberg with the Red Eyes, Um, yeah, I don't.
I don't. I think he's the show host. Yeah, but now that
he's like mister Temptation Island, I don't know if he's done that much.
I think he just does. And when he's on Temptation Island, they don't
say I don't think they say his last name. But dude, it's good.
This season, there's a couple where the husband and wife. You know,
it's weird because you watched the first episode of the couples together and you
think, oh my god, they're so in love. You know they're not
gonna break up, and blah blah blah blah blah. Well, spoiler alert
if you don't want to listen, I'm not gonna But it's not over yet,
right, It's I'm just commenting on what we've already seen that's out there.
There's a husband that looks like he's headed for a breakup, like he's
found another single. But why do these people go on the show. It's
a good question. I think you know they say this, they say this,
They go, I just want to test our relationship to see if we're
meant to be. But why, I know, it's just obviously like if
you're young, and there are a lot of these couples, they've only been
together like two years or three, and they're they're freaking twenty. Like the
girls like twenty years old. She's not even twenty one yet, or the
or the dude is like twenty, Like he's there's one guy he's twenty,
he's like a baby, and his girlfriend's like thirty, you know, and
she's ready to settle down and he's mister twenty year old who's like, he's
twenty, for god's sake, not even twenty one. Like, what do
you think is gonna have a drinking age? No, and you're throwing him
into the lions den with a bunch of chicks and g strings all day.
That why you should try and get with your man. What do you think
is going like, Oh, I just want to see if our relationship can
last. No, it's not gonna last. They can't. I'll tell you
that. You should have just asked me before going on the show. They
should have you at like the first episode. Stop the first stop. No,
sorry, yes, it's not gonna work. YouTube, good luck,
stay away from that one in the g string. But like this this couple,
they've been together eight years and they're gonna get married. But the wife
is like she's not ready to have kids, but he wants to have kids,
and and then you know they're kind of but they're gonna get married.
They love each other and off see you on the other side, and they
hug and kiss, and then now he's like ready to go off with this
this blondie that he finds just because she says she's ready to have kids,
right, you know. And it's like, realistically, you live and I
don't know and Seattle or wherever she lives. So I mean, how's this
gonna work? You know? How how's that the show's gonna be over?
You guys are gonna go to a hotel after as soon as the episode's over,
and then you're gonna wrap up, maybe do some press after, and
then that's gonna be Sianara And then how are you gonna see each other?
Right? How does that work? It doesn't? It doesn't. Is there
no like prize like money that they give them if they do resists? I
don't know how to handle. Oh, they get a prize, okay,
and most of them don't give a fuck. They're just like I'm gonna fuck
this guy anyway. Yeah, and they lose money. I love too hot
to handle. This season was good, just just wrapped. Um, what
about before we up speak? Rap? What about podcasts? So Jen gave
me a podcast she that she liked. Yeah, thing like she sent me
a you know, a text of it. So it takes me right to
the thing. But I'm getting I guess it's called Counterclock by Audio Chuck.
There's like six seasons, but I'm listening to season three. It's the Pelly
Family massacre. And the narrator's really good. But it's like this kid was
wanting to go to prom and it was a blended family back in nineteen eighty
nine, and the dad was like, no, you know, you can
go to prom, but you can't go to any of the activities afterwards.
I'm going to drive you two prop And then the kid had like he was
seventeen, he had his Mustang he wanted to drive, and the dad said,
no, Well, spoiler alert, he kills We think they think he
did it. He did it, that he killed the family to go to
prom. But I'm halfway. There's twenty episodes and it's like twenty five minute
it said, it goes right into the next episode, and the and the
narrator is a an investigative crime, investigative journalist. So she knows her shit,
right, and she's been studying this this story. So now there's like
a plot to like, I don't know, it's like did he do it?
Did you? But you really got to pay attention, you know,
it's like twenty gage shotgun was taken? Or this who's Then you're like,
who's Bob? Is Bob the dad? You know, it's one of those
whose family member is this? Is that his real biological sister or not.
It's like a little bit of that, but it's really good. I like
it if you're you know, if you really Yeah, I have listened to
some of those. It's funny because I was thinking when you said it's like
eighteen episodes or whatever, I was like, I'm always listening to these podcasts
and then I'm like, too many episodes, like wrap it up in six,
you know. But then I'll listen to a book you know that's eighteen
hours, and I'm like just fine with that, right, cool, Yeah,
there's a so I don't know what the difference is why with a podcast.
So I'm like, come on, all right, right, you don't
need to give me all these details. Yeah, yeah, it's just the
different right right. I'm listening to one called The Girlfriends, which is a
little bit annoying, but you might like it. The only the thing that's
annoying about it is like these New York girlfriends that you know, talk like
this, like anyway, and he was dating the guy's name is Bob,
Like he was dating Bob, and then you know, and then she told
her the you know, and they're just kind of yentas. Yeah, but
it's kind of a good story really. Yeah, Okay, I can read
called the Abstrac's called the Girlfriends. It's called The Girlfriends. I will um,
let's see, uh the Good Jewish Doctor. It's the early nineties,
and I'll tell I'll tell you the description of the first episode. It's the
early nineties and a new eligible bachelor named Bob has arrived in Las Vegas.
Every local single Jewish lady wants to date him, but something's off. It
turns out Bob has a secret that he hoped he could leave behind in New
York City. So m basically, this guy's you know, kind of a
nightmare and may may have possibly killed his ex wife. Oh and then it's
different women who dated him kind of get together and start start discussing, and
then they're going to try to solve the crime. Do they solve the crime?
Do you know? I don't know. Okay, it's one of those
ongoing ones. But so far there's I think we're on episode let's see.
I think I listened to episode five. Okay, yeah, I can't wait
for this Commanda show to come out. You know that's going to be a
show, right to see it coming already on him starring Amanda Sacred. She's
just gonna be a one. Yeah, I know. Yeah, Kaylin,
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