WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.679 --> 00:00:10.519 Whoo, it's not beautiful people. There's your baby mama, favorite baby Mama, 2 00:00:10.560 --> 00:00:15.880 Stormy Pe And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the modern 3 00:00:15.960 --> 00:00:20.120 day female perspective. Damn sum back at it again, Boom, back at 4 00:00:20.160 --> 00:00:23.000 it again. Starting right away is seven and he is back on his bullshit. 5 00:00:23.120 --> 00:00:26.879 Y'all. He is all over the place, but he's so sweet, 6 00:00:26.920 --> 00:00:30.000 So how can you say no to him? Like, just get the baby 7 00:00:30.039 --> 00:00:33.280 what he wants, whatever, speaking to give the baby what he wants. 8 00:00:35.399 --> 00:00:40.359 Very exciting, guys, very very exciting weekend, especially when it comes to 9 00:00:41.079 --> 00:00:44.439 celebrity news. I know we don't usually talk about celebrity news much, but 10 00:00:45.159 --> 00:00:47.759 I just had to tap in on a few things because I felt like it 11 00:00:47.799 --> 00:00:54.560 ties into what we have been talking about. Okay, and first, I'm 12 00:00:54.560 --> 00:00:59.200 not sure if this is real or not, but allegedly congratulations are in order 13 00:00:59.240 --> 00:01:10.200 because Nelly and Ashanti are expecting a baby. Congratulations. Some of y'all missed 14 00:01:10.239 --> 00:01:11.920 like two episodes when I tried to spend the block on my ex and I 15 00:01:11.920 --> 00:01:15.120 send him a picture of Nelly and a shanty and I said, because it's 16 00:01:15.120 --> 00:01:19.680 ever bs and he said probably not. Actually, no, that's somebody said. 17 00:01:19.840 --> 00:01:22.239 He actually said, I'll see you in twenty twenty seven, bucko, 18 00:01:22.359 --> 00:01:25.159 because you gotta wait ten years, just like they did. Long story, 19 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:30.680 short, congratulations to Nelly and Ashanti, and I think that they are really 20 00:01:30.719 --> 00:01:36.359 fulfilling a prophecy. You know, they have single handedly cornered the market of 21 00:01:36.959 --> 00:01:44.519 successfully spinning the block, and not only spinning the block, shooting the club. 22 00:01:44.879 --> 00:01:48.319 I mean, I'm on somebody, not only even my man spin the 23 00:01:48.359 --> 00:01:55.159 block, he shot the club allegedly, allegedly, allegedly allegedly. Okay, 24 00:01:55.439 --> 00:02:00.840 I'm not mad at this, but I do know that having a baby when 25 00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:06.840 spinning the block isn't always the end goal. And wow, shit got deep 26 00:02:06.879 --> 00:02:07.960 bro fast right, no, hear me, I'm going somewhere. Just stay 27 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:10.000 with me for a second. Please stay stay with me, And that's something 28 00:02:10.039 --> 00:02:15.319 second. Okay, So, yeah, having a baby isn't always the goal 29 00:02:15.360 --> 00:02:19.840 when spinning the block, and in case it isn't, most people like to 30 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:23.199 partake in, you know, my favorite candy, A little bit of Plan 31 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:29.159 B. All right, but did you know that if you are overweight, 32 00:02:29.879 --> 00:02:32.560 Plan B might not be as effective? And I don't even want to say 33 00:02:32.599 --> 00:02:39.080 if you're overweight, because it really depends on how tall you are. Okay, 34 00:02:39.120 --> 00:02:44.400 so let's say this. Did you know that if you are over one 35 00:02:44.520 --> 00:02:49.560 hundred and sixty five pounds, Plan B might not be as effective? Yeah? 36 00:02:50.159 --> 00:02:53.360 Yeah, y'all like fucking with them thick bitches, don't y'all y'all like 37 00:02:53.400 --> 00:02:57.560 fucking with them thick bitches? Did you know the Plan B don't always work 38 00:02:57.599 --> 00:03:00.840 with them? Did you know? Did you know? Did you? Okay? 39 00:03:01.319 --> 00:03:06.800 Did you all? Right? So, according to planned parenthood dot Org, 40 00:03:06.960 --> 00:03:08.159 cause you'll know, I love a good fact. I love a good 41 00:03:08.240 --> 00:03:12.240 fact because yes I did research it, all right, And who knows more 42 00:03:12.599 --> 00:03:15.680 about keeping or not keeping babies the planning parenthood? I mean, come on, 43 00:03:15.919 --> 00:03:21.439 okay, So, according to the Planting Parenthood dot Org, it says, 44 00:03:21.960 --> 00:03:25.960 if you take an emergency countraceptive pill like Plan B one step take action 45 00:03:27.199 --> 00:03:30.840 my wig in others, and you weigh more than one hundred and sixty five 46 00:03:30.879 --> 00:03:35.919 pounds, it won't work as well. Now I know, the go to 47 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:38.560 is always, oh my god, I gotta find a skinny bitch. There 48 00:03:38.560 --> 00:03:42.000 are actually a lot of things that affect Plan B, your worth, control 49 00:03:42.120 --> 00:03:46.879 and other things. It's not just like being thick things like you know, 50 00:03:47.120 --> 00:03:53.319 drinking alcohol, things like taking any biotics. So a lot of times people 51 00:03:53.319 --> 00:03:55.599 always be like to be like, oh, what's my miracle baby. I 52 00:03:55.639 --> 00:04:00.719 said no, but I said yes, actually that alcohol all said yes, 53 00:04:00.759 --> 00:04:05.639 actually them Antibody Gottic said yes, actually, bitch, you skipped the day 54 00:04:05.680 --> 00:04:10.080 until Let's keep it real, you ain't take that pill every day. But 55 00:04:10.159 --> 00:04:13.080 you know why I digress, Just something for you to keep in your in 56 00:04:13.120 --> 00:04:18.040 your back pocket, something for you to know. Mister jock said, planned 57 00:04:18.079 --> 00:04:24.480 parenthood the ogs of f them kids. And you right, the ogs of 58 00:04:24.879 --> 00:04:28.399 them kids, that's playing her parenthood. You're right, you're right, You're 59 00:04:28.480 --> 00:04:32.920 right. You know what's so crazy? I feel like we always assume that 60 00:04:33.480 --> 00:04:39.040 Planned Parenthood just has to be the chop shop, but they always they also 61 00:04:39.040 --> 00:04:43.279 do like a lot of good things, like they provide birth control, uh 62 00:04:43.439 --> 00:04:46.600 pap smears and exams. But I know that's not the type of coochie talk 63 00:04:46.680 --> 00:04:49.720 y'all want to hear today. So I'm gonna save that, put that back 64 00:04:49.800 --> 00:04:53.680 in my pocket. But if you want to more information, you can definitely 65 00:04:53.720 --> 00:05:01.000 reach out to me and let me know what the last option. And yeah, 66 00:05:01.040 --> 00:05:03.800 like once a year, you gotta have a doctor like, bust that 67 00:05:03.879 --> 00:05:06.519 thing open and look up in there and make sure everything's still where it's supposed 68 00:05:06.519 --> 00:05:12.000 to be. So yeah, it's good for you. It's good for you. 69 00:05:12.759 --> 00:05:15.120 A breezy two three five seven said that leglock be the nail in the 70 00:05:15.160 --> 00:05:18.519 coffin, and you be falling for it. You know what My problem is 71 00:05:18.600 --> 00:05:20.560 real fast. I'm just gonna say this, so let me get it out. 72 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:27.519 My problem is, you know how people always want to act like toddlers 73 00:05:27.519 --> 00:05:30.959 and babies are so strong, Like if a toddler get a hold of something, 74 00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:32.560 all of a sudden, you can't get it. You can't get it 75 00:05:32.560 --> 00:05:36.560 from the baby, right. I feel the same way when guys be talking 76 00:05:36.560 --> 00:05:41.800 about, oh, she had that leg block on me, you biggest shit, 77 00:05:42.319 --> 00:05:46.000 you got muscles? Okay, how you can pick her up and make 78 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:47.759 her ride you in the air, But all of a sudden you can't get 79 00:05:47.759 --> 00:05:51.759 out the leg lock. You can't get out the leag lock. Y'all be 80 00:05:51.879 --> 00:05:56.879 lying, and y'all know y'all be lying, and I know y'all know y'all 81 00:05:56.879 --> 00:06:01.079 be lying. Okay, it's given very much when you're trying to take something 82 00:06:01.079 --> 00:06:04.279 from a baby and you can't because he's just oh, the baby's so strong. 83 00:06:05.199 --> 00:06:09.560 Y'all be doing the same thing when y'all be making love to your ladies. 84 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:14.279 It's not the love, okay. Now, all of a sudden you 85 00:06:14.319 --> 00:06:17.800 can't get off the leg lock. Shy talking about love make you weak and 86 00:06:17.920 --> 00:06:23.199 don't and don't. Morrow Man nineteen ninety five said, I'm a sucker for 87 00:06:23.199 --> 00:06:28.839 a good leg Love make you weak. That's the name of the pie. 88 00:06:28.959 --> 00:06:32.079 Love make you we go down right and down. Love make you weak, 89 00:06:34.519 --> 00:06:38.759 Love make you weak, Love make you dumb. Clever Corey says, I 90 00:06:38.839 --> 00:06:43.519 love a good leg lock. Devin Wade said, y'all get extra strong in 91 00:06:43.560 --> 00:06:47.040 that moment. No, y'all don't know. We don't y'all just no, 92 00:06:47.839 --> 00:06:54.079 no, And you don't really be taking me out like fellows always be like, 93 00:06:54.120 --> 00:06:56.720 you know, I don't want no kids. I don't want X, 94 00:06:56.839 --> 00:06:59.959 Y and Z. Like as soon as we be up in that leg lif, 95 00:07:00.360 --> 00:07:02.319 I know y'all be thinking to yourself like, I mean, one more 96 00:07:02.439 --> 00:07:06.800 kid really wouldn't hurt. I mean for real, for real, I've seen 97 00:07:06.800 --> 00:07:10.399 the way she take care of her plants. She'd be a good mom for 98 00:07:10.439 --> 00:07:13.639 real, Like I've seen the way she hold her grandmom down. She'd be 99 00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:16.040 a good mom for real. She got them qualities. I could suck with 100 00:07:16.120 --> 00:07:18.879 her for real. Y'all be dumb too, And you know what, we 101 00:07:18.879 --> 00:07:23.439 can be dumb together. We can be dumb together. I just want us 102 00:07:23.480 --> 00:07:26.360 all to acknowledge that we're being dumb together. Ladies. Don't be the only 103 00:07:26.360 --> 00:07:30.240 one being delulu. It'd be y'all too. It's no such thing as U 104 00:07:30.279 --> 00:07:39.839 Lulu and logic. Yeah, but plants, yes, shut the and Stan 105 00:07:39.920 --> 00:07:45.079 Retress saying, y'all leg press six hundred pounds? Are y'all domb No, 106 00:07:45.439 --> 00:07:50.480 y'all do squats too? Yeah? Okay, okay, I just feel like 107 00:07:51.199 --> 00:07:55.920 that's crazy, Jodi. She just said, I'm not liking ship no kids 108 00:07:56.000 --> 00:08:03.480 to me? Say that, then heartbreak. CJ says, I have them 109 00:08:03.560 --> 00:08:07.720 thoughts every time a leglock happened, but the pullout game too strong. Your 110 00:08:07.720 --> 00:08:11.439 favorite holiday says, Hell even love a good hell, hell even love a 111 00:08:11.480 --> 00:08:16.959 good leglock. Only making baby dolls over here though. Excuse me, please 112 00:08:16.319 --> 00:08:26.360 please exit the chat, Satira, Please get the fuck out, please please. 113 00:08:26.839 --> 00:08:31.120 She is a lesbian. That's how I turned it a gut get out, 114 00:08:31.159 --> 00:08:35.159 please please get out, see yourself out right here please, thank you. 115 00:08:35.840 --> 00:08:39.559 Outfit says women leglocks are equivalent to going into the Avatar estate. Five 116 00:08:39.639 --> 00:08:43.320 oz Glove says, no, row men don't do leg day on the cool 117 00:08:43.720 --> 00:08:48.559 Who don't, Yes, y'all do I be seeing men in the gym doing 118 00:08:48.639 --> 00:08:52.000 leg day? And I'm not gonna lie. I don't know if y'all be 119 00:08:52.080 --> 00:08:56.759 like insecure about it. You should because we'd be looking okay when y'all be. 120 00:08:56.080 --> 00:08:58.919 And you know what, men Sometimes I don't like when y'all wear to 121 00:09:00.080 --> 00:09:03.799 the tank tops they got the real skinny straps and it like just gently falls 122 00:09:03.840 --> 00:09:07.320 over your nipples. I don't like that. I don't like that. I 123 00:09:07.320 --> 00:09:09.159 don't want to see that. I don't want to see that at all. 124 00:09:09.240 --> 00:09:16.159 I'm fine just you know, seeing a nice ass set up like that's all 125 00:09:16.200 --> 00:09:18.360 I want to say. That's all I want to say. I don't I 126 00:09:18.399 --> 00:09:20.120 don't like those muscle shirts. I don't. I just want to see you 127 00:09:20.840 --> 00:09:26.200 hitting some squats, okay, the leg press, all right? What some 128 00:09:26.320 --> 00:09:31.519 good quad action. That's what I want to see. Okay, that's what 129 00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:39.720 I want. The Hungry HD says skipping leg days insane. It is sane 130 00:09:39.799 --> 00:09:45.200 in the membrane all right, and it looks foolish when you're walking around like 131 00:09:45.279 --> 00:09:50.120 you're holding your breath in on swool and then your legs is smaller than mine. 132 00:09:50.159 --> 00:09:52.399 That doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. And we know this. 133 00:09:52.679 --> 00:09:54.639 I don't know if y'all think we don't know this, but we notice. 134 00:09:56.279 --> 00:09:58.679 Aaron as scheven three says, leg Day builds testosterone levels. No, 135 00:09:58.799 --> 00:10:03.759 cat, how many kids you got? I wanna know how you figured that 136 00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:07.399 out? Who told you that? I want to know? And I don't 137 00:10:07.399 --> 00:10:13.320 want to know. Five O s Glove said figure sculpture is your weakness dearly 138 00:10:13.399 --> 00:10:16.840 knowed? Oh my god. Jordie just says buff with twigs. Yeah, 139 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:22.279 like Aaron are seventy three said household stilts. I'm hollering, hollering, but 140 00:10:22.399 --> 00:10:26.600 yeah, why would we not do leg Day? Says Strife to Villain. 141 00:10:26.799 --> 00:10:30.639 I don't know. Apparently some people just not into it, but I am 142 00:10:30.879 --> 00:10:35.759 so do that shit. Now. I wanna talk about some other celebrity news 143 00:10:37.840 --> 00:10:43.120 and this one, this one, this one really sits well in my spirit 144 00:10:43.279 --> 00:10:48.559 because, like I said, it ties in to what we have been talking 145 00:10:48.679 --> 00:10:54.240 about. Okay, So I just want to start by saying, and I 146 00:10:54.279 --> 00:10:56.360 know I know, I know some of y'all not gonna not gonna agree with 147 00:10:56.399 --> 00:11:00.559 this, and I know, especially my ladies, y'all not really don't want 148 00:11:00.559 --> 00:11:03.919 to hear. But ladies, there is no reason for you to be afraid 149 00:11:05.000 --> 00:11:09.519 of a pre nup, especially if you have an infidelity clause. Right, 150 00:11:09.919 --> 00:11:13.600 And we saw that play out in front of us when it came to Ginny 151 00:11:13.639 --> 00:11:18.519 May. Is that having say any genie mine? Yeah, young jez Join 152 00:11:18.679 --> 00:11:22.279 is not her name. Her name is not young Jeezi Join. We saw 153 00:11:22.480 --> 00:11:26.559 as when it came to young jez and his soon to be a strange wife. 154 00:11:26.720 --> 00:11:31.399 Okay, y'all, how long how long has your girl's stormy been telling 155 00:11:31.480 --> 00:11:37.159 you about this infidelity clause? Okay, There's no reason to be afraid of 156 00:11:37.200 --> 00:11:39.960 a pre nump, especially if you have the infidelity clause. If you love 157 00:11:41.000 --> 00:11:43.240 your man and you're really in this shit to be with your man, a 158 00:11:43.320 --> 00:11:48.399 prenup should not scare you. A pre nump should not scare you. The 159 00:11:48.480 --> 00:11:50.159 only reason that's gonna scare you if you know you really don't love that nigga. 160 00:11:50.159 --> 00:11:54.679 You're just there for some money because you planning on how you're gonna exit, 161 00:11:54.720 --> 00:11:56.519 and when you're gonna get the money right now. If you really love 162 00:11:56.519 --> 00:12:00.519 you, man, you shouldn't be afraid of a prenump, especially if you 163 00:12:00.559 --> 00:12:05.799 have a infidelity clause because of situations like this. Now. I've been telling 164 00:12:05.879 --> 00:12:11.960 y'all about the infidelity clause for years, years, but my girl, Jenny, 165 00:12:13.320 --> 00:12:16.559 she she broke it down to specifics and I like this. I like 166 00:12:16.639 --> 00:12:24.159 this a lot. Okay, So her says, the clause provides an impertinent 167 00:12:24.440 --> 00:12:31.360 part that any event that either party engages in sexual relations an emotional relationship, 168 00:12:31.960 --> 00:12:39.519 or is emotionally or sexually suggestive in communication with a third party shall result in 169 00:12:39.639 --> 00:12:46.759 significant financial penalty upon the adulterous party, as specified and said prenumptual agreement. 170 00:12:46.039 --> 00:12:50.799 Y'all. But she goes in and like include text messages, facetimes, all 171 00:12:50.879 --> 00:12:56.720 the shits. My girl's a fucking genius, a fucking genius, a fucking 172 00:12:56.000 --> 00:13:01.120 genie. Yes. Now, I just want to say, I let allegedly 173 00:13:01.200 --> 00:13:03.519 allegedly, because Gezi did deny to reports that he was cheating, So I 174 00:13:03.519 --> 00:13:09.039 want to say allegedly. But I just want to say, baby, I 175 00:13:09.080 --> 00:13:15.000 will love you until every here on your ball turns gray. Okay, both 176 00:13:15.039 --> 00:13:18.000 of them. I love you. I love you through it all. I 177 00:13:18.039 --> 00:13:24.960 will love you when you have to start wearing those off brand depends because money's 178 00:13:24.000 --> 00:13:26.840 a little tight, so we can't get the on brand ones. Okay, 179 00:13:28.039 --> 00:13:31.279 depends our adult pull ups. By the way, I will love you. 180 00:13:35.519 --> 00:13:45.120 I will love you. I will love you. When you have to take 181 00:13:45.159 --> 00:13:48.679 your teeth out your mouth at night, I will put them in a glass 182 00:13:48.679 --> 00:13:54.120 of effortent for you. But what I'm saying is, if you embarrass me 183 00:13:54.159 --> 00:13:58.399 and you make me look stupid by giving your attention, your time, your 184 00:13:58.440 --> 00:14:01.919 love, your admiration someplace else, maybe I gotta have it all. I 185 00:14:01.960 --> 00:14:05.559 gotta have it all. I gotta have it all. I gotta have it 186 00:14:05.559 --> 00:14:07.240 all. That's all I have to say. I have to have it all. 187 00:14:07.639 --> 00:14:11.120 And I just want you all to pay attention, especially women, because 188 00:14:11.159 --> 00:14:15.120 I know the conversation is always like, oh, he wants me to sign 189 00:14:15.120 --> 00:14:18.159 a prenup. I don't want to do it. He think I don't love 190 00:14:18.240 --> 00:14:20.600 him. No, that's not it at all. It's not at all. 191 00:14:20.639 --> 00:14:24.799 He is simply protecting his assets. And I feel like prenups be getting like 192 00:14:24.840 --> 00:14:30.200 a bad rap right because we be looking at it as like, oh, 193 00:14:30.200 --> 00:14:31.200 well, he wants to make sure if we break up, I don't get 194 00:14:31.200 --> 00:14:35.799 nothing. But that's not it. It's really like marriage insurance. You know, 195 00:14:37.279 --> 00:14:41.120 you don't get car insurance because you know you're gonna be in an accident. 196 00:14:41.399 --> 00:14:43.919 You get car insurance just in case you're in an accident. So when 197 00:14:43.919 --> 00:14:48.519 you make your partner sign a prenup, it's not saying you're planning for your 198 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:52.320 downfall or your divorce. It's just in case. We have our affairs in 199 00:14:52.440 --> 00:14:56.360 order. Okay. We know who's gonna get Big Mama house when she died. 200 00:14:56.440 --> 00:15:00.919 Okay, it's like a justin case thing. So well, yeah, 201 00:15:01.039 --> 00:15:07.000 I'm just saying, you know, yeah, you know, nobody wants insurance, 202 00:15:07.039 --> 00:15:09.720 but you gotta get it because it's the right thing to do, Okay, 203 00:15:09.039 --> 00:15:13.159 so that we have all of our affairs in order. So yeah, 204 00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:15.679 man, ladies, don't be scared of reprianum. Just make sure you got 205 00:15:15.679 --> 00:15:18.200 the right things in it, one of them being an infidelity clause. If 206 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:24.559 he is making you look stupid, make sure he has the funds to atone 207 00:15:24.639 --> 00:15:31.960 for it. That's it in us all for God. Kraflo Kk says, 208 00:15:31.039 --> 00:15:37.879 you know too many technicalities. Oh, I can't protect myself and my assets 209 00:15:39.080 --> 00:15:46.600 potentially okay, or my husband's potentially b go Live says more of the story. 210 00:15:46.639 --> 00:15:54.039 Don't get caught slipping tom the treatment seven five says, can she still 211 00:15:54.080 --> 00:15:56.759 set the guy up to take it all to here's my whole thing, But 212 00:15:56.840 --> 00:16:00.559 if you love me, it's no amount of yo. You know what this 213 00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:06.919 reminds me of because I know when we talk about the conversations of infidelity clauses, 214 00:16:07.000 --> 00:16:10.799 it's gonna go into well, what if she set me up and you 215 00:16:10.840 --> 00:16:14.080 know, forced me to cheat, or what if she set me up to 216 00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:17.799 like tempt me to cheat. You know what this reminds me of when they 217 00:16:17.879 --> 00:16:22.120 used to put men in the green room on Maury. Y'all remember that, 218 00:16:22.480 --> 00:16:26.000 y'all remember when they used to put men in the green room on Maury. 219 00:16:26.000 --> 00:16:41.159 But a sexy decoy whole town, yo yo. But this is what I'm 220 00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:45.480 saying, like, if you are a man and you are a solid, 221 00:16:45.679 --> 00:16:52.360 there's no sexy decoy that can get you my guy, yo yo. Like, 222 00:16:52.480 --> 00:16:55.559 and then you don't used to trip me out like said like the sexy 223 00:16:55.600 --> 00:17:00.440 decoys that they had no shade, but they were not sexy decoys. It 224 00:17:00.480 --> 00:17:02.480 was never like, oh, my god, I think I seen her in 225 00:17:02.519 --> 00:17:03.720 the music video. It was like, oh my god, I think I 226 00:17:03.720 --> 00:17:07.799 saw her working at the grocery store. Like it was. It was very. 227 00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:14.799 It wasn't even girl next door. It was just very. It was 228 00:17:15.000 --> 00:17:18.559 very. She's on the show too. Maybe she's in a she's in she's 229 00:17:18.599 --> 00:17:22.440 in an audience. She's a p A. Yes, she's a p A 230 00:17:22.880 --> 00:17:29.279 yes for g for god. Kreflow says the ring on her finger of the 231 00:17:29.400 --> 00:17:33.799 size up, what the fuck? Oh no, I'm not repeating that. 232 00:17:33.799 --> 00:17:40.880 That's crazy. Uh The Hungry HD says it's not that men want them to 233 00:17:40.960 --> 00:17:44.759 have nothing, They just don't want them to have half of everything, especially 234 00:17:44.799 --> 00:17:48.960 if he was already built before you pulled up. Uh. Will size zero 235 00:17:48.079 --> 00:17:53.799 zero eight says it's the right thing to do, that's true. Goal Live 236 00:17:53.920 --> 00:17:59.319 says, oh I read that mortar story. Don't get caught slipping Outfitz says, 237 00:17:59.400 --> 00:18:02.960 if you embar, I would give you the Charles treatment in Mad Black 238 00:18:03.000 --> 00:18:07.880 Woman. I'm not mad at this, and I'm not mad at this. 239 00:18:08.960 --> 00:18:12.759 Tom Treeman says that was goofy to get caught on the show, wasn't it, 240 00:18:12.799 --> 00:18:21.119 though? Mister Shack said, kissing them green Room Strangers. A green 241 00:18:21.160 --> 00:18:26.279 room strangers are hilarious. Thank you, I King Shells. The Hungry HD 242 00:18:26.400 --> 00:18:29.240 says, pre and post ups can make all the sense in the world with 243 00:18:29.400 --> 00:18:33.160 two level headed mature adults. Make sure she is well taken care of. 244 00:18:33.640 --> 00:18:37.519 Outfit says sexy decoy will be a catch for Tiger Woods. All Right, 245 00:18:37.599 --> 00:18:40.400 you know what, let me out, Let me out, Just let me 246 00:18:40.400 --> 00:18:42.839 the fuck out, yo, I'm not gonna lie. I know it's a 247 00:18:42.880 --> 00:18:47.440 little bit early in the episode, but we had a bunch of questions today. 248 00:18:47.839 --> 00:18:52.440 Someone to start the edible portion a little bit early. So the edible 249 00:18:52.480 --> 00:18:56.240 portion of the show is when we read questions and comments that you guys sitting 250 00:18:56.240 --> 00:19:00.799 in usually put up a prompt on whatever day that I'm recording. But if 251 00:19:00.839 --> 00:19:03.480 what you have to say is on a day that I don't have a prompt 252 00:19:03.559 --> 00:19:06.519 or it's too long to fit in the prompt, you can always email me 253 00:19:06.920 --> 00:19:14.240 inquiries at stormyp dot com. Okay, so a few of these really jumped 254 00:19:14.240 --> 00:19:15.920 out to me, and he pissed me off a little bit because y'all know 255 00:19:17.000 --> 00:19:23.319 better, y'all know better, and y'all know better, right, So this 256 00:19:23.440 --> 00:19:29.240 first one got under my skin. So bad. And so this man says, 257 00:19:30.799 --> 00:19:37.839 can you squirting? I'm gonna repeat that I read it correctly. You 258 00:19:37.880 --> 00:19:45.640 didn't hear it incorrectly. It says can you squirting? Yeah? Can you? 259 00:19:48.680 --> 00:19:52.799 Can you? Right? And the reason that this spits me off is 260 00:19:52.839 --> 00:19:57.480 because y'all know I put stuff on Instagram and Facebook. So this is one 261 00:19:57.519 --> 00:20:00.920 of the ones that popped up on faceboo book and it was on my personal 262 00:20:00.960 --> 00:20:04.240 page. And I'm like, bro, I know you were in real life, 263 00:20:04.599 --> 00:20:10.000 Like this is a little bit weird. Not only is this weird, 264 00:20:11.200 --> 00:20:26.359 but like it's time for another story time? Okay, okay, okay, 265 00:20:29.039 --> 00:20:34.720 So this particular meaning, right, I haven't seen him in like maybe four 266 00:20:34.799 --> 00:20:41.319 years, no, four or five years, right, So basically we link 267 00:20:41.400 --> 00:20:45.440 up and we start talking again, and I cannot remember why I stopped talking 268 00:20:45.440 --> 00:20:51.039 to him. The vibe is good. He's attractive, he's in shape, 269 00:20:51.559 --> 00:20:56.440 he's a firefighter. He's like dark six three, like muscles or muscles on 270 00:20:56.599 --> 00:21:00.359 muscles, like it's given. So now I'm like, damn, bitch, 271 00:21:00.559 --> 00:21:04.079 was it you? Did you do something wrong? What's happening? Y'all? 272 00:21:04.200 --> 00:21:08.440 Vibing or going on date shall enjoying each other's time? What could have possibly 273 00:21:08.480 --> 00:21:11.759 went wrong other than the fact that shot is trying to open a soda right 274 00:21:11.799 --> 00:21:18.400 now and it's really fucking loud. So I'm like, fuck it, I'm 275 00:21:18.400 --> 00:21:22.880 not gonna let my nerves. I'm not gonna let myself get in my head, 276 00:21:22.920 --> 00:21:26.759 like I'm not gonna let it get to me. Right. So the 277 00:21:26.799 --> 00:21:32.079 time comes, we decide we're gonna do the nasty right now, we're in 278 00:21:32.160 --> 00:21:38.039 it, and we're making love right and then all of a sudden, I 279 00:21:38.079 --> 00:21:49.000 hear and I said, what's that mean? What the fuck was that me? 280 00:21:52.200 --> 00:21:59.960 I'm ignoring it. So we keep making love, and I'm making love 281 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:06.519 with this six three six something man, muscles on, muscles, dark skin. 282 00:22:06.759 --> 00:22:12.079 He was a firefighter. He's a very masculine man. Okay, I 283 00:22:12.119 --> 00:22:17.240 gotta say making love because you know I want to get flagged. So we're 284 00:22:17.279 --> 00:22:25.839 making love, and once again I hear, oh fuck, it wasn't me. 285 00:22:26.279 --> 00:22:30.920 It was this six foot something, dark skin, muscles on muscles man. 286 00:22:32.359 --> 00:22:36.039 And I realized why I stopped talking to him. I can't, I 287 00:22:36.079 --> 00:22:40.200 can't, I can't. I don't even sound like a white woman in a 288 00:22:40.240 --> 00:22:45.319 porno. Why do you It's too much, it's too much. I couldn't 289 00:22:45.319 --> 00:22:48.960 take it, y'all. I couldn't take it. I couldn't take it. 290 00:22:48.640 --> 00:22:53.119 I couldn't take it. I didn't know what to do. I continue the 291 00:22:53.160 --> 00:23:00.599 session. There wasn't another one that was enough for me once. Shame with 292 00:23:00.640 --> 00:23:03.559 you for me twice. I fucking forgot, But I won't forget again. 293 00:23:03.839 --> 00:23:08.200 I won't forget again. That was it. That was it. So yeah, 294 00:23:08.279 --> 00:23:11.720 And don't get me wrong, this whole story isn't to say that men 295 00:23:11.839 --> 00:23:15.599 can't make noise door in sex. I want you to make noise door and 296 00:23:15.640 --> 00:23:19.039 says, let me know you having fun, shit right, let me know 297 00:23:19.079 --> 00:23:26.160 you like this shit, Let me know you enjoying yourself, but preferably don't 298 00:23:26.200 --> 00:23:33.039 sound like a nineteen year old white girl next door in a porno when you 299 00:23:33.079 --> 00:23:37.680 do it. Is that too much? Is that shady? Is that bad? 300 00:23:37.319 --> 00:23:41.160 Am? I the bad guy life? Please tap in and let me 301 00:23:41.240 --> 00:23:45.279 know. Does that make me the bad guy? I think that it's okay 302 00:23:45.440 --> 00:23:49.920 for everyone to have preferences, and that's just not one of my preferences. 303 00:23:51.880 --> 00:23:53.559 I don't want to do it. I don't want to deal with that. 304 00:23:56.240 --> 00:24:00.119 Now. Did we have a conversation about it? I just told him that 305 00:24:00.160 --> 00:24:02.799 I didn't think we were good for each other. He didn't axtly go on 306 00:24:02.839 --> 00:24:04.279 to detail. So maybe he had his own stripes against me as well. 307 00:24:04.440 --> 00:24:07.880 I don't know, but yeah, I'm gonna go to the live and and 308 00:24:07.920 --> 00:24:15.599 see if that made me a bad person and like think no. So, 309 00:24:15.640 --> 00:24:17.599 the first time it happened, like I said, I thought it was me. 310 00:24:17.759 --> 00:24:22.359 I thought I was having like some type of outer body experience. I 311 00:24:22.440 --> 00:24:26.839 thought that, you know, I was, I was levitating right, And 312 00:24:26.640 --> 00:24:30.160 mind you, we hadn't had sex before then in like years, so I 313 00:24:30.240 --> 00:24:33.640 really did not remember why we stopped talking. I don't even know if that's 314 00:24:33.640 --> 00:24:36.799 the reason we stopped talking. I just couldn't put a finger on it. 315 00:24:36.880 --> 00:24:40.640 But if I had guessed, that might have been it. But like the 316 00:24:40.680 --> 00:24:44.880 first time, I just listened, like you know how sometimes you just sit 317 00:24:44.960 --> 00:24:48.759 and listen to the macaroni noises. I just was sitting and listen to him 318 00:24:48.839 --> 00:24:55.759 freestyling over the macaroni noises, going oh fuck, And I said, it 319 00:24:55.799 --> 00:24:57.720 don't make sense. He doesn't even have a high pitched voice. Why do 320 00:24:57.759 --> 00:25:03.799 you sound like this? Right? So the second time and then the third 321 00:25:03.839 --> 00:25:08.039 time, I felt like I was disassociating a little bit because I was really 322 00:25:08.039 --> 00:25:11.880 cool on the noises because I'm like, wow, you're an adult. Nobody 323 00:25:11.880 --> 00:25:15.640 ever said anything like about this, you know. No, so yeah, 324 00:25:15.400 --> 00:25:22.880 headphones. No it doesn't. That's exactly what it sounded like. He sounded 325 00:25:22.920 --> 00:25:27.920 like a woman, like a woman. Gordon in twenty two said that Nigga 326 00:25:27.960 --> 00:25:37.000 probably ticulate. Ah, I'm crying strife, the villain said, No, 327 00:25:37.200 --> 00:25:45.680 Bro definitely knew. I am hollering. Antonio clark Art says, oh boy, 328 00:25:45.759 --> 00:25:52.519 hit you with the in tie moons. I'm crying. I King Shell 329 00:25:52.640 --> 00:25:55.960 says, what was it sex? Okay till he started moaning like a woman. 330 00:25:56.279 --> 00:26:00.039 I don't. If I'm being honest, I can't remember. I don't 331 00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:03.799 remember it being bad, so I'm assuming it was good. But that really 332 00:26:03.880 --> 00:26:07.400 took over the memory for me. I couldn't. I couldn't concentrate on anything 333 00:26:07.440 --> 00:26:12.920 else. I couldn't. Your favorite Holiday said, you brought out his feminine 334 00:26:12.960 --> 00:26:18.400 side. Okay, I thought I kicked you off the chat. I thought 335 00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:22.119 I kicked you off the chat earlier. What are you still doing here? 336 00:26:22.440 --> 00:26:27.200 Honestly, I you know what? You know what? Heartbreak? CJ said? 337 00:26:27.960 --> 00:26:30.799 She said, don't sound like a girl next door while making love please, 338 00:26:30.799 --> 00:26:33.559 because then what am I gonna do now? I don't have anything to 339 00:26:33.559 --> 00:26:40.519 do? Like Jesus Christ, you know what, I met him at a 340 00:26:41.160 --> 00:26:45.000 birthday party, like somebody had a This is how long ago it was. 341 00:26:45.160 --> 00:26:48.640 It was like a party bus to AC. You know, people don't even 342 00:26:48.640 --> 00:26:51.240 really do that no more. You know, we took a party bus to 343 00:26:51.279 --> 00:26:53.279 AC and he was just one of the people on a party bus for my 344 00:26:53.359 --> 00:26:57.559 girlfriend birthday. And yeah, I don't know, but yeah, that was 345 00:26:57.599 --> 00:27:07.079 it. Lover Corey says he uses herbal Essence body wash. Why are y'all 346 00:27:07.200 --> 00:27:14.119 like this? J two nine Smith Edy eight says, man moons identify as 347 00:27:14.240 --> 00:27:18.160 a middle class white woman. Let him rock yo, come on, not 348 00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:23.519 identify as man. Mister Jack said, you got bumped out of your role. 349 00:27:23.880 --> 00:27:26.799 I didn't know what to do. Age six twelve said he was matching 350 00:27:26.799 --> 00:27:33.960 your energy. I don't sound like that, so he wasn't matching. He 351 00:27:33.039 --> 00:27:38.119 wasn't matching mine. Trying to think about it, Aaron Nash seven three said, 352 00:27:38.160 --> 00:27:42.039 how did he sound against Stormy? Don't come on, y'all, no, 353 00:27:42.079 --> 00:27:48.440 no, Sean say he gonna take his handphones off, y'all? Aaron 354 00:27:48.519 --> 00:27:52.400 Nash seven three said he closes the refrigerator door in his hips. Y'all come 355 00:27:52.440 --> 00:28:00.680 on, yo, yo yo, about to kick all y'all out. Honestly, 356 00:28:00.720 --> 00:28:08.920 I'm just fucking cut the chat off, yo yo. Why are y'all 357 00:28:08.960 --> 00:28:15.920 like this? Why are y'all like this? I am, I am crying, 358 00:28:17.000 --> 00:28:18.240 there are tears in my eyes. I'm trying to get him out life 359 00:28:18.279 --> 00:28:26.200 together. I'm so sorry, y'all yo. Yo. Basilica Dante says, 360 00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:30.000 Atlantic City, the guy in my college trust married instead of me, took 361 00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:36.000 her there for her honeymoon. What the fuck? That just got so deep 362 00:28:36.079 --> 00:28:40.440 so fast? Your favorite holiday? Says it be you'all fault. I promise 363 00:28:40.519 --> 00:28:42.960 niggas don't moan like a chick on purpose. Y'all be on some other ships 364 00:28:44.039 --> 00:28:49.680 sometimes, yo. I thought i'd kick you out once again, but I 365 00:28:49.720 --> 00:28:52.680 just want to go back and reiterate real fast before we move on. The 366 00:28:52.799 --> 00:28:56.240 issue was not him moaning. I like for you to moan. I like 367 00:28:56.319 --> 00:29:00.799 for you to fuck, I like for you to for you to you know, 368 00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:07.480 talk, get your shit off whatever. It just it just threw me 369 00:29:07.519 --> 00:29:12.920 off, Bookie, like I don't have I didn't I don't know I think 370 00:29:12.960 --> 00:29:18.480 it was also because of the contrast of like what he physically looks like and 371 00:29:18.519 --> 00:29:22.400 what the sounds coming out of him was, and then I just I don't 372 00:29:22.440 --> 00:29:27.359 know. I don't know in retrospect. In retrospect, I felt like we 373 00:29:27.400 --> 00:29:33.720 could have had deeper conversations, and I felt like, if it honestly was 374 00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:36.160 something that I wanted to continue, I definitely would like point it out to 375 00:29:36.240 --> 00:29:42.559 him. But you know, brackettack it. But for you to be in 376 00:29:42.680 --> 00:29:51.160 my fucking prompts asking can you squirt in nigga, come on. First of 377 00:29:51.200 --> 00:29:53.680 all, that sentence that makes sense. Second of all, you got your 378 00:29:53.720 --> 00:29:57.000 own shit to worry about. Don't come over here and ask me questions. 379 00:29:57.119 --> 00:30:02.839 You got your own to worry about. Thank you and thank you. Heartbreak 380 00:30:02.920 --> 00:30:06.480 CJ says Stormy, what's up? He make again? I just wanna throw 381 00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:11.559 another sauce. Yeah, man, listen. If I'm not gonna say it 382 00:30:11.599 --> 00:30:12.960 again, I'm not gonna make this sound again. If you wanna hear it, 383 00:30:14.480 --> 00:30:18.359 listen to it on audio wherever you hear your podcast tomorrow morning, because 384 00:30:19.559 --> 00:30:22.079 yeah, yeah, definitely turn it down. It's not safe for work. 385 00:30:23.960 --> 00:30:27.960 I oh my god, I do have my tossles. Does that make it? 386 00:30:32.119 --> 00:30:37.880 It's crispy? You said that, you said, you know what, 387 00:30:38.240 --> 00:30:41.839 forget you. We're going to the next question. Kessie jack One says, 388 00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:48.039 nah, you hit that nigga with the Maria Christ album. Mr Chock says, 389 00:30:48.160 --> 00:30:57.079 can you squirting? Not with another female moaning in my ear? Y'all, 390 00:30:57.400 --> 00:31:03.720 y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, why And I hope you listen 391 00:31:03.799 --> 00:31:07.440 to the shit because you got some fucking nerve. All right, next question, 392 00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:15.000 and this one really tickled me, y'all. It tickled me because y'all 393 00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:19.079 know me and I appreciate it. So the next question says, are you 394 00:31:19.160 --> 00:31:26.039 happy now they showed someone bowls on TV? So a few episodes ago, 395 00:31:26.079 --> 00:31:29.960 I was talking about how I didn't like how they kept showing Taylor Swift, 396 00:31:30.240 --> 00:31:33.160 but they were never showing someone bowels because her husband pays plays for the Packers. 397 00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:37.759 And I'm not gonna say I started the trend or nothing, but I 398 00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:42.160 did not see my girl getting any coverage anywhere before I said something, I'm 399 00:31:42.200 --> 00:31:47.799 still waiting for my package, Jersey. I know one of y'all listens likes 400 00:31:47.839 --> 00:31:52.480 the Packers, so you know CJ can you buy me a package Jersey, 401 00:31:53.000 --> 00:31:57.920 please thank you. I know you're like, damn bit ch'all just got here, 402 00:31:57.920 --> 00:32:05.000 like I ain't give you enough shit if you're listening on audio or visual. 403 00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:09.240 I guess before we were talking a bunch about badgets and CJ head brought 404 00:32:09.279 --> 00:32:14.880 around a couple of rounds to actually, so yeah, CJ made a ring. 405 00:32:15.519 --> 00:32:23.319 Next next question, are you excited for Christmas? Y'all know seven get 406 00:32:23.359 --> 00:32:30.279 your big ass thank you. I didn't say over here, no, I 407 00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:36.640 am excited for Christmas, but you know what's crazy? All my Christmas list 408 00:32:36.680 --> 00:32:39.559 made me realize I'm old, or at least i'm getting old. Definitely at 409 00:32:40.279 --> 00:32:45.519 my Christmas list made me realize I'm getting old because like i'd been doing practical 410 00:32:45.559 --> 00:32:52.799 shit right like this year. My Christmas list is compiled of some tires. 411 00:32:53.799 --> 00:33:00.759 Okay, I want a fourteen inch cast iron skillet. Okay, I have 412 00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:04.559 a twelve inch, but I really feel like I need a fourteen inch introducing 413 00:33:04.720 --> 00:33:07.640 like good stuff. I want to start doing some steaks. I also wanna 414 00:33:08.240 --> 00:33:12.400 move my corn bread to the fourteen inch cat starn skillet because I can get 415 00:33:12.440 --> 00:33:14.960 more out of it. You don't care. You don't care. But let 416 00:33:15.000 --> 00:33:17.960 me get my shit off please real fast. Thank you. I also need 417 00:33:19.359 --> 00:33:22.759 a steamer, a steamer. These are all very adult things, right, 418 00:33:22.039 --> 00:33:29.839 I also want some other mitszon. Maybe I shouldn't make a wishless on Amazon, 419 00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:35.680 but yeah, my Christmas Lis made me realize, like I'm I don't 420 00:33:35.720 --> 00:33:38.960 know, I don't know what I'm being there asking for fucking other mints. 421 00:33:39.359 --> 00:33:46.519 Making a wishless asking for other mints is crazy for for me. You, 422 00:33:46.920 --> 00:33:52.480 that was before I was healed. That was years ago. That was half 423 00:33:52.480 --> 00:33:59.480 a decade ago. Actually, hmm, you know what, it really might 424 00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:02.440 have been more more than five years. Might have been like six years cause 425 00:34:02.440 --> 00:34:07.799 it was before my last boyfriend. So I'm gonna say, yeah, like 426 00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:15.280 six or seven years. Oh well, anyhow, so yeah, mister Chock 427 00:34:15.360 --> 00:34:17.960 said, do it a breezy two three, five seven says, I'll put 428 00:34:17.960 --> 00:34:24.719 it in this shopping cart right now. Okay, see Smoke says, tell 429 00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:34.480 the story about the firefighter Barbie. Yo, yo, Like, I need 430 00:34:34.480 --> 00:34:37.719 to know how do y'all be getting these ships so fast? Like y'all be 431 00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:39.280 coming up with these jones with the quickness, Like y'all be quicker than me 432 00:34:39.360 --> 00:34:44.320 for real? And I I like it. I like it, alright, 433 00:34:44.400 --> 00:34:47.559 I'm gonna make my wishless and then I'm just gonna I'm gonna post it on 434 00:34:50.440 --> 00:34:54.960 I'm gonna post it on my on my page. Yeah yeah, should I 435 00:34:54.960 --> 00:35:00.920 say he need a camera to y'all your favorite holidays? As I told my 436 00:35:00.920 --> 00:35:05.960 mom, I wear a size two months in Pico Yo. Okay, if 437 00:35:06.000 --> 00:35:10.039 you're not from Philadelphia, Picos is the Philadelphia Energy Company, So yeah, 438 00:35:10.280 --> 00:35:14.719 she won that electric Peak electric company, not energy company, it's electric company 439 00:35:14.719 --> 00:35:17.679 in it. Shild lives in Jersey. You don't fucking know. He don't 440 00:35:17.719 --> 00:35:22.599 fucking know. Outfite says you can definitely buy a third of your target wish 441 00:35:22.599 --> 00:35:28.079 lists from the badges off you had to night. You don't know how expensive 442 00:35:28.079 --> 00:35:36.079 a fourteen inch cast iron skill it is? Oh my god, I don't 443 00:35:36.119 --> 00:35:42.400 know how much the cast iron skill it is. See like, yeah, 444 00:35:42.519 --> 00:35:45.760 I got a twelve inch more for Christmas like a few years ago, but 445 00:35:45.800 --> 00:35:50.159 now it is very happy. I didn't know that, Okay, So I 446 00:35:50.199 --> 00:35:54.320 fucked the twelve inch op first, okay, because I didn't know. Because 447 00:35:54.360 --> 00:35:57.400 I didn't know. You wasn't supposed to watch it. Did y'all know that? 448 00:35:57.639 --> 00:36:00.320 Y'all knew you wasn't suposed to watch cast iron skillets. When I first 449 00:36:00.360 --> 00:36:07.239 started cooking, I wasn't like the most knowledgeable y'all, like, yeah, 450 00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:12.519 yeah, that's what I was doing. Yes, shod yes, thank Youmorrow 451 00:36:12.599 --> 00:36:15.960 Man nineteen ninety five. Just boord a badge. It's still time to buy 452 00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:21.079 badges, guys, go ahead, cook it, do it now? What 453 00:36:21.119 --> 00:36:25.039 are you laughing at? How do you handle being ghosted? I feel like 454 00:36:25.079 --> 00:36:30.440 we all have our own remedies. You know. Some people like to finish 455 00:36:30.480 --> 00:36:35.960 a tub of ice cream. Some people like to hit the streets, go 456 00:36:36.079 --> 00:36:39.840 outside, enjoy the night life, pretend like nothing happened. Some people like 457 00:36:39.920 --> 00:36:45.199 to honestly. If we're being honest and this is a safe space, some 458 00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:49.599 people believe the best way to get over somebody is get under somebody else. 459 00:36:49.840 --> 00:36:55.039 Okay. How do I handle being ghosted? I let the dead rest in 460 00:36:55.079 --> 00:36:59.800 peace, okay, and I don't ever fucking bring their name up again. 461 00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:05.559 How dare you? Who the fuck who do you think you are? Okay? 462 00:37:05.719 --> 00:37:10.519 The audacity, the audacity for you to believe that you're gonna be able 463 00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:17.000 to ignore my attempts of communication, but then turn around and be the first 464 00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:22.679 person in my stories, in my views, turn around to be the first 465 00:37:22.719 --> 00:37:28.599 person viewing all my stories? How dare you? Baby? It ain't no 466 00:37:28.760 --> 00:37:32.559 dick that good in the world, all right? So how do I handle 467 00:37:32.599 --> 00:37:36.760 being ghosted? I let the dad rest in peace because you got me fucked 468 00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:40.199 up all the way fucked up. Ain't no way, ain't no way. 469 00:37:40.440 --> 00:37:44.880 And I know it's easier said than done. And am I in my feelings 470 00:37:44.880 --> 00:37:46.880 still about it? Yes? This does not mean I'm not in my feelings 471 00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:52.159 about it. Yes I am, because realistically, I'm trying to figure out 472 00:37:52.639 --> 00:37:59.199 at what point you got me fucked up? Because there's something there's a disconnect 473 00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:05.480 here, and during some point in our dating, courtship, et cetera, 474 00:38:06.960 --> 00:38:10.480 you begin to believe that I'm not that girl. I hate that for you, 475 00:38:12.119 --> 00:38:15.039 but I can't sit here and let you continue to play in my face 476 00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:19.440 while you figure it out. That's a dumb no. So yeah, bye, 477 00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:23.880 Clever Cordy says I'm an aquarius. I'm at your energy and move on. 478 00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:30.480 Five ounce glove says Webtoons. Human don't deny feelings. Is the actions 479 00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:37.039 that count? A breezy two three five seven says the audacity the nerve the 480 00:38:37.159 --> 00:38:50.840 goal Outfit says, how I handle ghosting porn? Hum drums. I don't 481 00:38:50.880 --> 00:38:52.960 know, y'all know, I don't listen, I don't watch porns. I 482 00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:54.960 don't know. I just figured it was gonna be the intro to I don't 483 00:38:55.000 --> 00:39:07.440 know. I don't know. Mister Jock says the audacitations Yo. King g 484 00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:12.280 J says, turning the head like that trigger and left my ass off. 485 00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:15.800 Dre B says, this is the same stormy that was on tonight's Conversations Cards 486 00:39:16.599 --> 00:39:24.480 don't do it. It was and is indeed Tonight's Conversations. It is a 487 00:39:24.519 --> 00:39:29.599 card game as well, but it was the show. But it is what 488 00:39:29.679 --> 00:39:36.920 it is. Jazz Ender first says, find someone new, fuckinging closure see 489 00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:40.119 no your favorite holiday says miss one, next fifteen one, come in. 490 00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:45.760 No, these are all bad examples. Don't listen to these people. Don't 491 00:39:45.800 --> 00:39:49.960 listen to these people. Okay. So, like Soldier J says, the 492 00:39:50.000 --> 00:39:52.559 funniest thing is when you get ghosted, then you see then they see you 493 00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:55.360 out in public months later, after a fresh trim in a new car. 494 00:39:55.679 --> 00:40:02.880 Oh oh heavy to them then, So I know it's easier said and done 495 00:40:02.920 --> 00:40:07.719 right and realistically speaking, is you being, you know, the bigger person 496 00:40:07.920 --> 00:40:12.800 in fighting the urge to reach out hard. Yeah, fuck it. It's 497 00:40:12.840 --> 00:40:17.360 not easy at all. But you continuously reaching out and them neglecting you or 498 00:40:17.400 --> 00:40:22.039 them being avoidant, it's more harmful than you just trying to be strong and 499 00:40:22.119 --> 00:40:23.239 be like you know, I'm not I'm not doing it. I'm not doing 500 00:40:23.280 --> 00:40:28.119 it. So I know it's hard. About fuck them. That's my advice. 501 00:40:28.280 --> 00:40:34.679 I know it's hard, but fuck them. Next. How long do 502 00:40:34.719 --> 00:40:37.320 you have to date a guy before you're comfortable enough to pass gas in front 503 00:40:37.360 --> 00:40:50.079 of them? Date? How long? What do y'all know? I farted 504 00:40:50.119 --> 00:40:53.519 twice before we turn these fucking cameras on today and did not stink you are 505 00:40:53.519 --> 00:40:58.400 a liar, and did not stink you are a liar. And listen to 506 00:40:58.440 --> 00:41:01.280 me. Okay, I'm a wrong woman. I'm not messing up my inerts 507 00:41:01.280 --> 00:41:07.719 for nobody. Okay. This is a normal human bodily function. Okay, 508 00:41:07.400 --> 00:41:15.440 and everybody does it. Everybody toots okay, princesses fark two. Okay, 509 00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:19.519 it's a thing. So you ask, how long do I date a guy 510 00:41:19.559 --> 00:41:22.360 before I'm comfortable passing gainst? Maybe I'm passing gas on the first date. 511 00:41:22.840 --> 00:41:24.639 Maybe I'm passing it. I didn't pass gas while we was having this conversation. 512 00:41:24.840 --> 00:41:28.920 Okay, why would seven get up? Oh my guy, he's so 513 00:41:29.000 --> 00:41:37.199 embarrassing. Yeah. No, I'm not that girl who holds in her farts. 514 00:41:37.320 --> 00:41:39.199 I'm not that girl who pretends like I don't have to go to the 515 00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:44.320 bathroom like I will tell you like if you ask me like, oh no, 516 00:41:44.400 --> 00:41:45.239 you want to hang out tonight, I'm like, no, dog, 517 00:41:45.320 --> 00:41:47.920 I just took a laxative, like I'm trying to lose some weak like. 518 00:41:49.559 --> 00:41:52.440 I am very open and honest with my communications. It's not for everybody. 519 00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:54.360 I understand that. I'm just telling you. Ask me, how long do 520 00:41:54.639 --> 00:42:05.599 I wait? I don't care. I don't care. You asked how long 521 00:42:05.719 --> 00:42:12.159 I wait? I'm telling you I don't. I don't care. Just jazz 522 00:42:12.199 --> 00:42:19.199 and says jazz and verse says let it silently seep out. Please. No, 523 00:42:19.440 --> 00:42:21.760 I can't control that, and I'm not gonna hold you all. If 524 00:42:21.760 --> 00:42:28.280 I get like a fresh wax, If I get a fresh wax, it's 525 00:42:28.320 --> 00:42:32.639 gonna sound like a fucking marching band out this bitch like trumpets. It's gonna 526 00:42:34.599 --> 00:42:37.639 no, no, no. If I get a fresh wax, it is 527 00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:50.840 drum line out this bitch just we're not releasing this episode. We're just gonna 528 00:42:50.840 --> 00:42:58.480 try again next week for sure. I guess what what what? Moby Line 529 00:42:58.519 --> 00:43:02.960 says stinky Pete and is and don't care, don't care and I don't care. 530 00:43:04.719 --> 00:43:07.159 Soldier J says, if you make her laugh enough, one will slip 531 00:43:07.199 --> 00:43:10.800 out on the first date, and it will. It's actually done that while 532 00:43:10.800 --> 00:43:15.320 we recorded, but we did not release that episode because it just was too 533 00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:20.679 much going on. It was too much going on. My row Man nineteen 534 00:43:20.760 --> 00:43:22.840 ninety five says, can I be honest, I'm gonna probably be cool with 535 00:43:22.920 --> 00:43:28.119 it day one and still laugh with you about it day fifty exactly. I 536 00:43:28.119 --> 00:43:30.760 feel like when you, yeah, like if you be making it weird now, 537 00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:35.639 they're uncomfortable, right, and I know everybody's not that confident in themselves. 538 00:43:37.559 --> 00:43:44.519 Yeah, yeah, I know everybody's not that comfortable with themselves and not 539 00:43:44.840 --> 00:43:47.480 gonna be okay doing that. But if you're asking for me, that's just 540 00:43:49.360 --> 00:43:52.840 hmm, that's my vibes. I King schell says Stormy fart and do the 541 00:43:52.840 --> 00:43:57.559 stinking leg y'all get on my nerves. Black to narrow two on five, 542 00:43:57.599 --> 00:44:00.840 what's up. We're talking about a lot of stuff right now. We're just 543 00:44:00.880 --> 00:44:06.239 asking questions. Jess Sanderver says, the booty here doesn't muffle the sound. 544 00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:15.000 Jack's Anthony says, now you bring out the snare drums. Ah, whatever. 545 00:44:15.159 --> 00:44:17.559 I don't care. I don't. I don't care like I hope by 546 00:44:17.599 --> 00:44:22.280 now y'all realize I really don't care. You know what? I am happy 547 00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:29.159 like. Not caring just releases so much stress that I choose not to hold 548 00:44:29.199 --> 00:44:31.960 on to. I just don't care. I don't want it. Next one, 549 00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:38.400 why does it seem like there's more step mothers? Excuse me? Why 550 00:44:38.400 --> 00:44:43.800 does it seem like there's more stepfathers than stepmothers? Now? I don't want 551 00:44:43.840 --> 00:44:46.519 you try to tap in on the live with this. Why does it seem 552 00:44:46.639 --> 00:44:53.639 like it's more yo? I just looked at the live Lucky Lefty seven hundred 553 00:44:53.639 --> 00:45:05.639 said one band one sound, Yo. I don't holler. Y'all are messing 554 00:45:05.679 --> 00:45:09.400 me up so bad? Come on, come on, I'm trying to get 555 00:45:09.400 --> 00:45:15.159 to these questions. Now. It's sad. Why does it seem like it's 556 00:45:15.199 --> 00:45:19.880 more stepfathers than step mothers? Now tapping on alive? Let me know what 557 00:45:19.920 --> 00:45:22.719 you guys, think, why does it seem like it's more stepfathers than step 558 00:45:22.719 --> 00:45:25.400 mothers. Now, I'm be real with y'all, I don't see that. 559 00:45:27.039 --> 00:45:30.320 I don't get that at all. I think that women are just more public 560 00:45:30.360 --> 00:45:35.360 with wanting to be in a relationship and have a family. So like when 561 00:45:35.400 --> 00:45:37.400 we get our little men and our new bonus dad and our new family, 562 00:45:37.480 --> 00:45:42.400 yeah, it's stepdaddy season, right. The problem is a lot of men 563 00:45:42.440 --> 00:45:45.000 be frightening, like they don't want to settle down, so they do be 564 00:45:45.079 --> 00:45:49.239 settling down, So we can't even float when we be in step mommy. 565 00:45:49.400 --> 00:45:52.840 Like you know how women how you know how many women it is out there 566 00:45:52.920 --> 00:45:57.679 right now who their friendly don't know that they are stepmom because it's not like 567 00:45:57.760 --> 00:46:00.159 real, it's not solidified. So it's like we can't go around bragging like, 568 00:46:00.159 --> 00:46:04.280 oh, yeah, this is my little bonus son because it's like that's 569 00:46:04.320 --> 00:46:08.719 not even your boyfriend for real. So it's like we gotta just keep that 570 00:46:08.800 --> 00:46:15.039 in a tuck and just keep bringing over fucking lunchibles and uh, gummy bears, 571 00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:20.280 but maybe some fruit snacks. But that's that's it's not real. It's 572 00:46:20.280 --> 00:46:22.559 not real. I don't I don't think there are more stepfathers than stepmother's. 573 00:46:22.960 --> 00:46:30.760 I think there are definitely more step mothers than stepfather's right now, I do 574 00:46:30.840 --> 00:46:38.679 have nimples, do I? I don't know your favorite holiday? Says that's 575 00:46:38.719 --> 00:46:44.840 because the stud father's taking over your favorite holiday. Setira, I thought I 576 00:46:44.960 --> 00:46:47.000 kicked you out, big dog. I don't know how you're still here, 577 00:46:47.039 --> 00:46:50.719 cause I thought I kicked you out. I swore I kicked you out as 578 00:46:50.760 --> 00:46:53.119 chat. I know I did, I know I did. I don't know 579 00:46:53.119 --> 00:46:55.599 how she she's still here. I thought I kicked her out of the chat. 580 00:46:57.480 --> 00:47:00.239 Clever Corey says, I feel there are more step mothers. I do 581 00:47:00.320 --> 00:47:05.440 too. King Crest says, cause niggas love being step dads. Jax Anthony 582 00:47:05.519 --> 00:47:12.519 says, Section Leader, what's the motto? I am hollering? Seven is 583 00:47:12.519 --> 00:47:15.559 playing with this toy? Y'all excuse me. I just spent seventh playing with 584 00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:19.519 this toy. Ten ten says, how can it be more step dads than 585 00:47:19.599 --> 00:47:24.800 step moms when he say it's for When he say it's for everyone meeting twenty 586 00:47:24.800 --> 00:47:30.639 five women, I don't know what that poposed to say. I don't think 587 00:47:30.639 --> 00:47:31.840 I'm reading this right for me. It was the type of I don't know, 588 00:47:32.880 --> 00:47:37.840 jazz Zanderfer says the BMS don't allow him to have her around her children. 589 00:47:38.199 --> 00:47:44.760 I don't know. Please don't, please, don't entertain your favorite holiday. 590 00:47:45.159 --> 00:47:47.400 Let's all ignore. Let's shun your favorite holiday in the chat. Please, 591 00:47:47.800 --> 00:47:52.960 she is wilding today, thank you very much? All right, So 592 00:47:53.000 --> 00:48:00.559 the last one. While on dating apps are green flags that you look for? 593 00:48:00.960 --> 00:48:07.000 Hold on, while on dating apps? What are green flags that you 594 00:48:07.079 --> 00:48:09.880 look for? So I'm gonna be real, y'all, I ain't been on 595 00:48:09.920 --> 00:48:14.760 a dating app since kat was kiddie, since the Blizzard of ninety seven, 596 00:48:15.119 --> 00:48:19.119 since they were still giving out PPP loans, which I didn't get, by 597 00:48:19.159 --> 00:48:21.760 the way, mistake. Nobody even fucking went to jail for that. When 598 00:48:21.800 --> 00:48:22.960 nobody knew. I knew anyway. But you know, whatever, I digressed. 599 00:48:22.960 --> 00:48:29.840 That's another conversation for another day. I know that when I was looking, 600 00:48:30.719 --> 00:48:31.960 and I really I didn't even do a lot of dating aps. I 601 00:48:31.960 --> 00:48:42.039 did like Hinge and like maybe BLK like once or twice, but when I 602 00:48:42.079 --> 00:48:46.800 was on their first Things First, I don't want to see these heavily filtered 603 00:48:46.800 --> 00:48:52.559 photos from when Instagram first came out or when everybody was using a what's that 604 00:48:52.599 --> 00:48:58.159 shit called that made the colors really really really bright on the photos? It 605 00:48:58.199 --> 00:49:02.320 wasn't HD something HDR HDR. I don't want to see none of them HDR 606 00:49:02.719 --> 00:49:07.599 filter fucking photos. I want to see that, all right. I also 607 00:49:07.599 --> 00:49:10.400 don't want to see a whole bunch of pictures where I gotta figure out which 608 00:49:10.440 --> 00:49:15.440 one is you, Like, I gotta make sure I go through all the 609 00:49:15.480 --> 00:49:19.079 pictures and figure out which person is in all the pictures because you only have 610 00:49:19.119 --> 00:49:21.960 group photos on your page. But I feel like those are red flags, 611 00:49:21.960 --> 00:49:23.840 so let's go back to the green flags. What I do like, is 612 00:49:24.480 --> 00:49:30.159 are you doing some type of physical activity right? Like? Or are you 613 00:49:30.360 --> 00:49:37.119 post gym? Or are you like locker room? Or are you like I 614 00:49:37.159 --> 00:49:42.639 know, guys don't judge rock climbing, swimming, surfing, snowboarding something right? 615 00:49:43.199 --> 00:49:47.760 Are you doing something like? Are you active? Because I'm real active? 616 00:49:47.960 --> 00:49:51.599 So that was definitely like one of the things I was looking for, 617 00:49:51.760 --> 00:49:54.159 Like, Hm, does he seem like he could even potentially be active? 618 00:49:54.599 --> 00:49:58.880 Like? Am I gonna ask him to go walk a long ward gardens with 619 00:49:58.880 --> 00:50:00.960 me? And is he gonna feel like am I gonna asks him to like 620 00:50:02.280 --> 00:50:05.400 go work? Out with me and he could be like, yeah, sure, 621 00:50:05.480 --> 00:50:07.880 am I gonna ask him to go kayaking and he gonna tell me that's 622 00:50:07.920 --> 00:50:12.519 that white people's shit. Okay, these are all things I need to know 623 00:50:12.840 --> 00:50:17.039 I need to pay attention to. Right. Also, I like when you 624 00:50:17.119 --> 00:50:22.639 have I feel like this is whatever one should be looking for. Though you 625 00:50:22.679 --> 00:50:27.800 need to make sure this person has at least one full body picture and one 626 00:50:27.920 --> 00:50:32.719 face picture. Okay. If all of their pictures are face pictures, physically, 627 00:50:32.960 --> 00:50:37.079 they are not happy with themselves, Okay. And I'm not gonna say 628 00:50:37.079 --> 00:50:40.199 they're plus size. I'm not gonna say they're super skinny. I'm not gonna 629 00:50:40.199 --> 00:50:45.239 say they're disabled. Okay. You know, I don't know. Maybe as 630 00:50:45.280 --> 00:50:50.480 a fucking conjoint twin, I don't know what I am gonna say is I 631 00:50:50.519 --> 00:50:53.400 don't feel like they're fully happy with themselves. And if you don't have the 632 00:50:53.440 --> 00:50:57.960 wherewithal to know that, you should probably have a full body picture and just 633 00:50:58.039 --> 00:51:00.360 a face picture. That might help you get some more swipes or some more 634 00:51:00.360 --> 00:51:06.719 matches. Okay, so take that into account. Also, did you take 635 00:51:06.719 --> 00:51:09.679 the time to fill out your profile? I hate these people that just put 636 00:51:09.719 --> 00:51:15.199 like one word answers and then that's it. If you give me like something 637 00:51:15.800 --> 00:51:20.159 cute, short, funny at some point on your profile, Okay, cool, 638 00:51:20.800 --> 00:51:23.280 I'm more likely to be invested in you because now it makes me seem 639 00:51:23.360 --> 00:51:27.760 like you're a little bit like more invested and serious and like, you know, 640 00:51:27.880 --> 00:51:30.559 linking up. Whatever the case. Maybe another thing I'm looking for is 641 00:51:31.079 --> 00:51:37.280 I'm looking for somebody who isn't who is I'm looking for somebody who's interested in 642 00:51:37.360 --> 00:51:44.639 having full conversations, right, because if we mentioned in your first message to 643 00:51:44.679 --> 00:51:50.880 me is something along the lines of what's your number? You smoke, what 644 00:51:51.039 --> 00:51:59.280 colors your nipples you drink? Ah? Yeah, I'm good. But if 645 00:51:59.280 --> 00:52:04.800 you're like to have a conversation without even really pressing for my phone number or 646 00:52:04.840 --> 00:52:07.320 further in the conversation outside of the app, okay, cool, this, 647 00:52:07.559 --> 00:52:12.039 this is fine. That's what's up to me and fellas, even though because 648 00:52:12.039 --> 00:52:14.920 it wasn't men who sent this question in fellas, I want you all to 649 00:52:14.920 --> 00:52:19.039 pay attention because if a girl is overly eager to give you her phone number 650 00:52:19.199 --> 00:52:22.719 or to move off the app, she about to ask you for some money, 651 00:52:22.960 --> 00:52:24.400 she about to ask you for some money, or she about to line 652 00:52:24.440 --> 00:52:30.320 you up. So pay attention. Okay, putip pay attention right, So 653 00:52:30.519 --> 00:52:31.320 yeah, I don't know. I'm sure there are other things, but just 654 00:52:31.360 --> 00:52:35.760 off the top of my head, those are those things that are for Casket 655 00:52:35.840 --> 00:52:37.599 Jack says, what color you nipples? Yes, yes, that's what they 656 00:52:37.639 --> 00:52:42.199 say. A breezy two three, five seven says who asks those? See, 657 00:52:42.280 --> 00:52:47.320 y'all are men and women aren't as brazen as men. If we're speaking 658 00:52:47.320 --> 00:52:52.559 in majorities, right, If we're speaking to majorities, women aren't as brazen 659 00:52:52.639 --> 00:52:55.239 as men. So you don't understand there are some men who will match with 660 00:52:55.360 --> 00:52:59.480 you, and that is one of their first fucking questions. That's it. 661 00:52:59.639 --> 00:53:05.079 Do you do you drink? Color your nipples? What's up? No? 662 00:53:05.079 --> 00:53:07.480 No, niggas don't even say good morning, no more. They don't even 663 00:53:07.480 --> 00:53:15.599 send any mojis, no more, no nothing, nothing. Our fil says 664 00:53:15.679 --> 00:53:20.519 full body and face picks from the Biden administration. Even better if it's the 665 00:53:20.559 --> 00:53:22.760 same year we're currently and agreed. I forgot to put that in. Do 666 00:53:22.840 --> 00:53:27.800 they have recent photos? Because I feel like we're able to look at a 667 00:53:27.800 --> 00:53:31.599 photo and tell like this is given very much my space era, all right, 668 00:53:32.119 --> 00:53:37.559 like, ah, this isn't really current. We don't even do these 669 00:53:37.599 --> 00:53:42.119 poses anymore? This is this is yeah, yeah nothing, don't want that, 670 00:53:42.639 --> 00:53:47.079 don't want that at all. Marco Brill says, I'm interested in someone 671 00:53:47.119 --> 00:53:52.000 who raised my intellect as well as my loinsw I like that. Lucky Left 672 00:53:52.039 --> 00:53:55.679 the seven hundred says what color is your nipples? As wow? Really be 673 00:53:55.760 --> 00:54:00.400 accident? Yes, yes they do. Jesse and the First says have all 674 00:54:00.400 --> 00:54:04.639 of their teeth and the sidewin that's side to that side too? Be fucking 675 00:54:04.719 --> 00:54:12.039 y'all up it do and do. Nick Breeze says, salutations. Marko Breal 676 00:54:12.159 --> 00:54:15.920 says, because that's how they break the ice for combo. Uh DJ Mike 677 00:54:16.039 --> 00:54:20.960 says, dudes can't send e moji's because they get clowned by women? Is 678 00:54:21.000 --> 00:54:22.920 that not? Is that a something they all clum they claim women for. 679 00:54:23.119 --> 00:54:29.559 I mean they clown men for for Sidney Moji's. Hmm. Not gonna lie, 680 00:54:30.320 --> 00:54:34.480 Yeah, that is true. That is true. Soldier J says, 681 00:54:34.559 --> 00:54:37.119 not gonna lie. If you get to the point and suggest a phone call 682 00:54:37.159 --> 00:54:40.119 instead of texting on an app, that works well if she finds you attractive, 683 00:54:40.559 --> 00:54:45.760 yeah, man like the gesture. SMG says, good evening, do 684 00:54:45.840 --> 00:54:51.840 it cartwill yo I'm gonna release a Cartwell video this week, and all y'all 685 00:54:51.840 --> 00:54:54.480 better hype me the fuck up because y'all been on my ass about this Scartweld 686 00:54:54.559 --> 00:54:58.400 video, and if I take the time on my day to do it, 687 00:54:58.920 --> 00:55:04.679 I want the proper a response. Your favorite Holiday says after covid picks only 688 00:55:05.360 --> 00:55:12.039 agreed, Agreed, agreed. Marco b Real says Emoji's ego sassy niggas can't 689 00:55:12.039 --> 00:55:16.760 do shit. Emoji's is sassy too. God link being a woman as hard. 690 00:55:16.760 --> 00:55:20.400 But I'm starting to think, man, y'all got yo, y'all got 691 00:55:20.480 --> 00:55:30.039 y'all, y'all got your truggles too. Apparently that is crazy crazy. I 692 00:55:30.079 --> 00:55:32.840 need a backflip to see now, y'all asking for a lot. I don't 693 00:55:32.840 --> 00:55:36.199 think I can do a backflip, but I probably can do a walk over. 694 00:55:36.320 --> 00:55:38.719 Does that count? Huh? Come on, y'all all right, now, 695 00:55:39.000 --> 00:55:45.599 let's recap what happened in the show today. So we had a few 696 00:55:45.639 --> 00:55:52.320 breaks and a few breakthroughs. But let let's let's circle back and sum it 697 00:55:52.360 --> 00:55:58.159 all up. So first, if you didn't know, if you are over 698 00:55:58.199 --> 00:56:02.800 one hundred and sixty five pounds, Plan B will be less effective perplanned parenthood 699 00:56:02.840 --> 00:56:10.679 dot org. All right. Also, ladies, you shouldn't be afraid of 700 00:56:10.719 --> 00:56:15.719 a prenup just as long as it has a infidelity clause. But boot boom, 701 00:56:15.719 --> 00:56:20.239 boom boom, get your money ses, that's that's my new song. 702 00:56:21.360 --> 00:56:28.119 I just made it. So that's that. Also, I deleted all those 703 00:56:28.159 --> 00:56:31.559 questions so off the top of my head, I'm gonna say, I know, 704 00:56:31.760 --> 00:56:34.960 right, that was so dumb, and now I gotta listen to the 705 00:56:34.960 --> 00:56:38.440 whole episode again. I don't know why deleted those questions. On dating apps. 706 00:56:38.440 --> 00:56:43.039 Some green flags that I look for. It's having full body and up 707 00:56:43.159 --> 00:56:46.960 close face picks, as well as taking the time out to actually fill out 708 00:56:47.000 --> 00:56:52.920 your profile. I don't think there are more step fathers than step mothers. 709 00:56:52.000 --> 00:56:58.440 Right now, what were you saying? Shot? What else? Dang? 710 00:56:58.480 --> 00:57:05.400 What else did we talk about today? Come on? One more thing we 711 00:57:05.440 --> 00:57:09.719 talked about that? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Shout 712 00:57:09.760 --> 00:57:22.000 out to Mona Lisa. Shout out to that firefighter nigga Mona Lisa. Yeah, 713 00:57:22.360 --> 00:57:27.280 and what else? I don't know, man, it's spending time. 714 00:57:27.719 --> 00:57:32.159 I'm trying to do fifty million things at once. The firefighting Barbie, yo, 715 00:57:32.280 --> 00:57:37.159 come on, the firefighting Barbie is crazy firefighting Barbie or Mona Lisa? 716 00:57:37.159 --> 00:57:44.719 Which one is better? Okay, maybe we won't make the title of the 717 00:57:44.719 --> 00:57:50.559 episode Mona Lisa first responders also being the damsel in distress. Y'all, come 718 00:57:50.599 --> 00:57:54.239 on, farting on the first day. Yes, we talked about farting on 719 00:57:54.280 --> 00:58:00.159 the first day. Thank you. B go Live to Inten says yeah, 720 00:58:00.199 --> 00:58:05.840 how long should you wait before farting in front of someone? Cassie Jack said, 721 00:58:05.920 --> 00:58:08.800 nah, you're disrespectful. Listen, man, I love y'all, I 722 00:58:08.840 --> 00:58:12.960 have a good time. If you don't remember, oh yeah, I'm sorry. 723 00:58:12.960 --> 00:58:15.079 My message is always gonna be the same. Follow me on the gram, 724 00:58:15.239 --> 00:58:17.639 Stormy p p e a at chocolate chip and sip And if you don't 725 00:58:17.639 --> 00:58:23.480 remember anything else, please remember Mona Lisa might be the one saving you from 726 00:58:23.480 --> 00:58:25.639 your next forest fire. I love you, guys, and I see you 727 00:58:25.679 --> 00:58:27.360 next week. Peace.