Whoo, it's not beautiful people. There's your baby mama, favorite baby Mama,
Stormy Pe And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the modern
day female perspective. Damn sum back at it again, Boom, back at
it again. Starting right away is seven and he is back on his bullshit.
Y'all. He is all over the place, but he's so sweet,
So how can you say no to him? Like, just get the baby
what he wants, whatever, speaking to give the baby what he wants.
Very exciting, guys, very very exciting weekend, especially when it comes to
celebrity news. I know we don't usually talk about celebrity news much, but
I just had to tap in on a few things because I felt like it
ties into what we have been talking about. Okay, and first, I'm
not sure if this is real or not, but allegedly congratulations are in order
because Nelly and Ashanti are expecting a baby. Congratulations. Some of y'all missed
like two episodes when I tried to spend the block on my ex and I
send him a picture of Nelly and a shanty and I said, because it's
ever bs and he said probably not. Actually, no, that's somebody said.
He actually said, I'll see you in twenty twenty seven, bucko,
because you gotta wait ten years, just like they did. Long story,
short, congratulations to Nelly and Ashanti, and I think that they are really
fulfilling a prophecy. You know, they have single handedly cornered the market of
successfully spinning the block, and not only spinning the block, shooting the club.
I mean, I'm on somebody, not only even my man spin the
block, he shot the club allegedly, allegedly, allegedly allegedly. Okay,
I'm not mad at this, but I do know that having a baby when
spinning the block isn't always the end goal. And wow, shit got deep
bro fast right, no, hear me, I'm going somewhere. Just stay
with me for a second. Please stay stay with me, And that's something
second. Okay, So, yeah, having a baby isn't always the goal
when spinning the block, and in case it isn't, most people like to
partake in, you know, my favorite candy, A little bit of Plan
B. All right, but did you know that if you are overweight,
Plan B might not be as effective? And I don't even want to say
if you're overweight, because it really depends on how tall you are. Okay,
so let's say this. Did you know that if you are over one
hundred and sixty five pounds, Plan B might not be as effective? Yeah?
Yeah, y'all like fucking with them thick bitches, don't y'all y'all like
fucking with them thick bitches? Did you know the Plan B don't always work
with them? Did you know? Did you know? Did you? Okay?
Did you all? Right? So, according to planned parenthood dot Org,
cause you'll know, I love a good fact. I love a good
fact because yes I did research it, all right, And who knows more
about keeping or not keeping babies the planning parenthood? I mean, come on,
okay, So, according to the Planting Parenthood dot Org, it says,
if you take an emergency countraceptive pill like Plan B one step take action
my wig in others, and you weigh more than one hundred and sixty five
pounds, it won't work as well. Now I know, the go to
is always, oh my god, I gotta find a skinny bitch. There
are actually a lot of things that affect Plan B, your worth, control
and other things. It's not just like being thick things like you know,
drinking alcohol, things like taking any biotics. So a lot of times people
always be like to be like, oh, what's my miracle baby. I
said no, but I said yes, actually that alcohol all said yes,
actually them Antibody Gottic said yes, actually, bitch, you skipped the day
until Let's keep it real, you ain't take that pill every day. But
you know why I digress, Just something for you to keep in your in
your back pocket, something for you to know. Mister jock said, planned
parenthood the ogs of f them kids. And you right, the ogs of
them kids, that's playing her parenthood. You're right, you're right, You're
right. You know what's so crazy? I feel like we always assume that
Planned Parenthood just has to be the chop shop, but they always they also
do like a lot of good things, like they provide birth control, uh
pap smears and exams. But I know that's not the type of coochie talk
y'all want to hear today. So I'm gonna save that, put that back
in my pocket. But if you want to more information, you can definitely
reach out to me and let me know what the last option. And yeah,
like once a year, you gotta have a doctor like, bust that
thing open and look up in there and make sure everything's still where it's supposed
to be. So yeah, it's good for you. It's good for you.
A breezy two three five seven said that leglock be the nail in the
coffin, and you be falling for it. You know what My problem is
real fast. I'm just gonna say this, so let me get it out.
My problem is, you know how people always want to act like toddlers
and babies are so strong, Like if a toddler get a hold of something,
all of a sudden, you can't get it. You can't get it
from the baby, right. I feel the same way when guys be talking
about, oh, she had that leg block on me, you biggest shit,
you got muscles? Okay, how you can pick her up and make
her ride you in the air, But all of a sudden you can't get
out the leg lock. You can't get out the leag lock. Y'all be
lying, and y'all know y'all be lying, and I know y'all know y'all
be lying. Okay, it's given very much when you're trying to take something
from a baby and you can't because he's just oh, the baby's so strong.
Y'all be doing the same thing when y'all be making love to your ladies.
It's not the love, okay. Now, all of a sudden you
can't get off the leg lock. Shy talking about love make you weak and
don't and don't. Morrow Man nineteen ninety five said, I'm a sucker for
a good leg Love make you weak. That's the name of the pie.
Love make you we go down right and down. Love make you weak,
Love make you weak, Love make you dumb. Clever Corey says, I
love a good leg lock. Devin Wade said, y'all get extra strong in
that moment. No, y'all don't know. We don't y'all just no,
no, And you don't really be taking me out like fellows always be like,
you know, I don't want no kids. I don't want X,
Y and Z. Like as soon as we be up in that leg lif,
I know y'all be thinking to yourself like, I mean, one more
kid really wouldn't hurt. I mean for real, for real, I've seen
the way she take care of her plants. She'd be a good mom for
real, Like I've seen the way she hold her grandmom down. She'd be
a good mom for real. She got them qualities. I could suck with
her for real. Y'all be dumb too, And you know what, we
can be dumb together. We can be dumb together. I just want us
all to acknowledge that we're being dumb together. Ladies. Don't be the only
one being delulu. It'd be y'all too. It's no such thing as U
Lulu and logic. Yeah, but plants, yes, shut the and Stan
Retress saying, y'all leg press six hundred pounds? Are y'all domb No,
y'all do squats too? Yeah? Okay, okay, I just feel like
that's crazy, Jodi. She just said, I'm not liking ship no kids
to me? Say that, then heartbreak. CJ says, I have them
thoughts every time a leglock happened, but the pullout game too strong. Your
favorite holiday says, Hell even love a good hell, hell even love a
good leglock. Only making baby dolls over here though. Excuse me, please
please exit the chat, Satira, Please get the fuck out, please please.
She is a lesbian. That's how I turned it a gut get out,
please please get out, see yourself out right here please, thank you.
Outfit says women leglocks are equivalent to going into the Avatar estate. Five
oz Glove says, no, row men don't do leg day on the cool
Who don't, Yes, y'all do I be seeing men in the gym doing
leg day? And I'm not gonna lie. I don't know if y'all be
like insecure about it. You should because we'd be looking okay when y'all be.
And you know what, men Sometimes I don't like when y'all wear to
the tank tops they got the real skinny straps and it like just gently falls
over your nipples. I don't like that. I don't like that. I
don't want to see that. I don't want to see that at all.
I'm fine just you know, seeing a nice ass set up like that's all
I want to say. That's all I want to say. I don't I
don't like those muscle shirts. I don't. I just want to see you
hitting some squats, okay, the leg press, all right? What some
good quad action. That's what I want to see. Okay, that's what
I want. The Hungry HD says skipping leg days insane. It is sane
in the membrane all right, and it looks foolish when you're walking around like
you're holding your breath in on swool and then your legs is smaller than mine.
That doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. And we know this.
I don't know if y'all think we don't know this, but we notice.
Aaron as scheven three says, leg Day builds testosterone levels. No,
cat, how many kids you got? I wanna know how you figured that
out? Who told you that? I want to know? And I don't
want to know. Five O s Glove said figure sculpture is your weakness dearly
knowed? Oh my god. Jordie just says buff with twigs. Yeah,
like Aaron are seventy three said household stilts. I'm hollering, hollering, but
yeah, why would we not do leg Day? Says Strife to Villain.
I don't know. Apparently some people just not into it, but I am
so do that shit. Now. I wanna talk about some other celebrity news
and this one, this one, this one really sits well in my spirit
because, like I said, it ties in to what we have been talking
about. Okay, So I just want to start by saying, and I
know I know, I know some of y'all not gonna not gonna agree with
this, and I know, especially my ladies, y'all not really don't want
to hear. But ladies, there is no reason for you to be afraid
of a pre nup, especially if you have an infidelity clause. Right,
And we saw that play out in front of us when it came to Ginny
May. Is that having say any genie mine? Yeah, young jez Join
is not her name. Her name is not young Jeezi Join. We saw
as when it came to young jez and his soon to be a strange wife.
Okay, y'all, how long how long has your girl's stormy been telling
you about this infidelity clause? Okay, There's no reason to be afraid of
a pre nump, especially if you have the infidelity clause. If you love
your man and you're really in this shit to be with your man, a
prenup should not scare you. A pre nump should not scare you. The
only reason that's gonna scare you if you know you really don't love that nigga.
You're just there for some money because you planning on how you're gonna exit,
and when you're gonna get the money right now. If you really love
you, man, you shouldn't be afraid of a prenump, especially if you
have a infidelity clause because of situations like this. Now. I've been telling
y'all about the infidelity clause for years, years, but my girl, Jenny,
she she broke it down to specifics and I like this. I like
this a lot. Okay, So her says, the clause provides an impertinent
part that any event that either party engages in sexual relations an emotional relationship,
or is emotionally or sexually suggestive in communication with a third party shall result in
significant financial penalty upon the adulterous party, as specified and said prenumptual agreement.
Y'all. But she goes in and like include text messages, facetimes, all
the shits. My girl's a fucking genius, a fucking genius, a fucking
genie. Yes. Now, I just want to say, I let allegedly
allegedly, because Gezi did deny to reports that he was cheating, So I
want to say allegedly. But I just want to say, baby, I
will love you until every here on your ball turns gray. Okay, both
of them. I love you. I love you through it all. I
will love you when you have to start wearing those off brand depends because money's
a little tight, so we can't get the on brand ones. Okay,
depends our adult pull ups. By the way, I will love you.
I will love you. I will love you. When you have to take
your teeth out your mouth at night, I will put them in a glass
of effortent for you. But what I'm saying is, if you embarrass me
and you make me look stupid by giving your attention, your time, your
love, your admiration someplace else, maybe I gotta have it all. I
gotta have it all. I gotta have it all. I gotta have it
all. That's all I have to say. I have to have it all.
And I just want you all to pay attention, especially women, because
I know the conversation is always like, oh, he wants me to sign
a prenup. I don't want to do it. He think I don't love
him. No, that's not it at all. It's not at all.
He is simply protecting his assets. And I feel like prenups be getting like
a bad rap right because we be looking at it as like, oh,
well, he wants to make sure if we break up, I don't get
nothing. But that's not it. It's really like marriage insurance. You know,
you don't get car insurance because you know you're gonna be in an accident.
You get car insurance just in case you're in an accident. So when
you make your partner sign a prenup, it's not saying you're planning for your
downfall or your divorce. It's just in case. We have our affairs in
order. Okay. We know who's gonna get Big Mama house when she died.
Okay, it's like a justin case thing. So well, yeah,
I'm just saying, you know, yeah, you know, nobody wants insurance,
but you gotta get it because it's the right thing to do, Okay,
so that we have all of our affairs in order. So yeah,
man, ladies, don't be scared of reprianum. Just make sure you got
the right things in it, one of them being an infidelity clause. If
he is making you look stupid, make sure he has the funds to atone
for it. That's it in us all for God. Kraflo Kk says,
you know too many technicalities. Oh, I can't protect myself and my assets
potentially okay, or my husband's potentially b go Live says more of the story.
Don't get caught slipping tom the treatment seven five says, can she still
set the guy up to take it all to here's my whole thing, But
if you love me, it's no amount of yo. You know what this
reminds me of because I know when we talk about the conversations of infidelity clauses,
it's gonna go into well, what if she set me up and you
know, forced me to cheat, or what if she set me up to
like tempt me to cheat. You know what this reminds me of when they
used to put men in the green room on Maury. Y'all remember that,
y'all remember when they used to put men in the green room on Maury.
But a sexy decoy whole town, yo yo. But this is what I'm
saying, like, if you are a man and you are a solid,
there's no sexy decoy that can get you my guy, yo yo. Like,
and then you don't used to trip me out like said like the sexy
decoys that they had no shade, but they were not sexy decoys. It
was never like, oh, my god, I think I seen her in
the music video. It was like, oh my god, I think I
saw her working at the grocery store. Like it was. It was very.
It wasn't even girl next door. It was just very. It was
very. She's on the show too. Maybe she's in a she's in she's
in an audience. She's a p A. Yes, she's a p A
yes for g for god. Kreflow says the ring on her finger of the
size up, what the fuck? Oh no, I'm not repeating that.
That's crazy. Uh The Hungry HD says it's not that men want them to
have nothing, They just don't want them to have half of everything, especially
if he was already built before you pulled up. Uh. Will size zero
zero eight says it's the right thing to do, that's true. Goal Live
says, oh I read that mortar story. Don't get caught slipping Outfitz says,
if you embar, I would give you the Charles treatment in Mad Black
Woman. I'm not mad at this, and I'm not mad at this.
Tom Treeman says that was goofy to get caught on the show, wasn't it,
though? Mister Shack said, kissing them green Room Strangers. A green
room strangers are hilarious. Thank you, I King Shells. The Hungry HD
says, pre and post ups can make all the sense in the world with
two level headed mature adults. Make sure she is well taken care of.
Outfit says sexy decoy will be a catch for Tiger Woods. All Right,
you know what, let me out, Let me out, Just let me
the fuck out, yo, I'm not gonna lie. I know it's a
little bit early in the episode, but we had a bunch of questions today.
Someone to start the edible portion a little bit early. So the edible
portion of the show is when we read questions and comments that you guys sitting
in usually put up a prompt on whatever day that I'm recording. But if
what you have to say is on a day that I don't have a prompt
or it's too long to fit in the prompt, you can always email me
inquiries at stormyp dot com. Okay, so a few of these really jumped
out to me, and he pissed me off a little bit because y'all know
better, y'all know better, and y'all know better, right, So this
first one got under my skin. So bad. And so this man says,
can you squirting? I'm gonna repeat that I read it correctly. You
didn't hear it incorrectly. It says can you squirting? Yeah? Can you?
Can you? Right? And the reason that this spits me off is
because y'all know I put stuff on Instagram and Facebook. So this is one
of the ones that popped up on faceboo book and it was on my personal
page. And I'm like, bro, I know you were in real life,
Like this is a little bit weird. Not only is this weird,
but like it's time for another story time? Okay, okay, okay,
So this particular meaning, right, I haven't seen him in like maybe four
years, no, four or five years, right, So basically we link
up and we start talking again, and I cannot remember why I stopped talking
to him. The vibe is good. He's attractive, he's in shape,
he's a firefighter. He's like dark six three, like muscles or muscles on
muscles, like it's given. So now I'm like, damn, bitch,
was it you? Did you do something wrong? What's happening? Y'all?
Vibing or going on date shall enjoying each other's time? What could have possibly
went wrong other than the fact that shot is trying to open a soda right
now and it's really fucking loud. So I'm like, fuck it, I'm
not gonna let my nerves. I'm not gonna let myself get in my head,
like I'm not gonna let it get to me. Right. So the
time comes, we decide we're gonna do the nasty right now, we're in
it, and we're making love right and then all of a sudden, I
hear and I said, what's that mean? What the fuck was that me?
I'm ignoring it. So we keep making love, and I'm making love
with this six three six something man, muscles on, muscles, dark skin.
He was a firefighter. He's a very masculine man. Okay, I
gotta say making love because you know I want to get flagged. So we're
making love, and once again I hear, oh fuck, it wasn't me.
It was this six foot something, dark skin, muscles on muscles man.
And I realized why I stopped talking to him. I can't, I
can't, I can't. I don't even sound like a white woman in a
porno. Why do you It's too much, it's too much. I couldn't
take it, y'all. I couldn't take it. I couldn't take it.
I couldn't take it. I didn't know what to do. I continue the
session. There wasn't another one that was enough for me once. Shame with
you for me twice. I fucking forgot, But I won't forget again.
I won't forget again. That was it. That was it. So yeah,
And don't get me wrong, this whole story isn't to say that men
can't make noise door in sex. I want you to make noise door and
says, let me know you having fun, shit right, let me know
you like this shit, Let me know you enjoying yourself, but preferably don't
sound like a nineteen year old white girl next door in a porno when you
do it. Is that too much? Is that shady? Is that bad?
Am? I the bad guy life? Please tap in and let me
know. Does that make me the bad guy? I think that it's okay
for everyone to have preferences, and that's just not one of my preferences.
I don't want to do it. I don't want to deal with that.
Now. Did we have a conversation about it? I just told him that
I didn't think we were good for each other. He didn't axtly go on
to detail. So maybe he had his own stripes against me as well.
I don't know, but yeah, I'm gonna go to the live and and
see if that made me a bad person and like think no. So,
the first time it happened, like I said, I thought it was me.
I thought I was having like some type of outer body experience. I
thought that, you know, I was, I was levitating right, And
mind you, we hadn't had sex before then in like years, so I
really did not remember why we stopped talking. I don't even know if that's
the reason we stopped talking. I just couldn't put a finger on it.
But if I had guessed, that might have been it. But like the
first time, I just listened, like you know how sometimes you just sit
and listen to the macaroni noises. I just was sitting and listen to him
freestyling over the macaroni noises, going oh fuck, And I said, it
don't make sense. He doesn't even have a high pitched voice. Why do
you sound like this? Right? So the second time and then the third
time, I felt like I was disassociating a little bit because I was really
cool on the noises because I'm like, wow, you're an adult. Nobody
ever said anything like about this, you know. No, so yeah,
headphones. No it doesn't. That's exactly what it sounded like. He sounded
like a woman, like a woman. Gordon in twenty two said that Nigga
probably ticulate. Ah, I'm crying strife, the villain said, No,
Bro definitely knew. I am hollering. Antonio clark Art says, oh boy,
hit you with the in tie moons. I'm crying. I King Shell
says, what was it sex? Okay till he started moaning like a woman.
I don't. If I'm being honest, I can't remember. I don't
remember it being bad, so I'm assuming it was good. But that really
took over the memory for me. I couldn't. I couldn't concentrate on anything
else. I couldn't. Your favorite Holiday said, you brought out his feminine
side. Okay, I thought I kicked you off the chat. I thought
I kicked you off the chat earlier. What are you still doing here?
Honestly, I you know what? You know what? Heartbreak? CJ said?
She said, don't sound like a girl next door while making love please,
because then what am I gonna do now? I don't have anything to
do? Like Jesus Christ, you know what, I met him at a
birthday party, like somebody had a This is how long ago it was.
It was like a party bus to AC. You know, people don't even
really do that no more. You know, we took a party bus to
AC and he was just one of the people on a party bus for my
girlfriend birthday. And yeah, I don't know, but yeah, that was
it. Lover Corey says he uses herbal Essence body wash. Why are y'all
like this? J two nine Smith Edy eight says, man moons identify as
a middle class white woman. Let him rock yo, come on, not
identify as man. Mister Jack said, you got bumped out of your role.
I didn't know what to do. Age six twelve said he was matching
your energy. I don't sound like that, so he wasn't matching. He
wasn't matching mine. Trying to think about it, Aaron Nash seven three said,
how did he sound against Stormy? Don't come on, y'all, no,
no, Sean say he gonna take his handphones off, y'all? Aaron
Nash seven three said he closes the refrigerator door in his hips. Y'all come
on, yo, yo yo, about to kick all y'all out. Honestly,
I'm just fucking cut the chat off, yo yo. Why are y'all
like this? Why are y'all like this? I am, I am crying,
there are tears in my eyes. I'm trying to get him out life
together. I'm so sorry, y'all yo. Yo. Basilica Dante says,
Atlantic City, the guy in my college trust married instead of me, took
her there for her honeymoon. What the fuck? That just got so deep
so fast? Your favorite holiday? Says it be you'all fault. I promise
niggas don't moan like a chick on purpose. Y'all be on some other ships
sometimes, yo. I thought i'd kick you out once again, but I
just want to go back and reiterate real fast before we move on. The
issue was not him moaning. I like for you to moan. I like
for you to fuck, I like for you to for you to you know,
talk, get your shit off whatever. It just it just threw me
off, Bookie, like I don't have I didn't I don't know I think
it was also because of the contrast of like what he physically looks like and
what the sounds coming out of him was, and then I just I don't
know. I don't know in retrospect. In retrospect, I felt like we
could have had deeper conversations, and I felt like, if it honestly was
something that I wanted to continue, I definitely would like point it out to
him. But you know, brackettack it. But for you to be in
my fucking prompts asking can you squirt in nigga, come on. First of
all, that sentence that makes sense. Second of all, you got your
own shit to worry about. Don't come over here and ask me questions.
You got your own to worry about. Thank you and thank you. Heartbreak
CJ says Stormy, what's up? He make again? I just wanna throw
another sauce. Yeah, man, listen. If I'm not gonna say it
again, I'm not gonna make this sound again. If you wanna hear it,
listen to it on audio wherever you hear your podcast tomorrow morning, because
yeah, yeah, definitely turn it down. It's not safe for work.
I oh my god, I do have my tossles. Does that make it?
It's crispy? You said that, you said, you know what,
forget you. We're going to the next question. Kessie jack One says,
nah, you hit that nigga with the Maria Christ album. Mr Chock says,
can you squirting? Not with another female moaning in my ear? Y'all,
y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, why And I hope you listen
to the shit because you got some fucking nerve. All right, next question,
and this one really tickled me, y'all. It tickled me because y'all
know me and I appreciate it. So the next question says, are you
happy now they showed someone bowls on TV? So a few episodes ago,
I was talking about how I didn't like how they kept showing Taylor Swift,
but they were never showing someone bowels because her husband pays plays for the Packers.
And I'm not gonna say I started the trend or nothing, but I
did not see my girl getting any coverage anywhere before I said something, I'm
still waiting for my package, Jersey. I know one of y'all listens likes
the Packers, so you know CJ can you buy me a package Jersey,
please thank you. I know you're like, damn bit ch'all just got here,
like I ain't give you enough shit if you're listening on audio or visual.
I guess before we were talking a bunch about badgets and CJ head brought
around a couple of rounds to actually, so yeah, CJ made a ring.
Next next question, are you excited for Christmas? Y'all know seven get
your big ass thank you. I didn't say over here, no, I
am excited for Christmas, but you know what's crazy? All my Christmas list
made me realize I'm old, or at least i'm getting old. Definitely at
my Christmas list made me realize I'm getting old because like i'd been doing practical
shit right like this year. My Christmas list is compiled of some tires.
Okay, I want a fourteen inch cast iron skillet. Okay, I have
a twelve inch, but I really feel like I need a fourteen inch introducing
like good stuff. I want to start doing some steaks. I also wanna
move my corn bread to the fourteen inch cat starn skillet because I can get
more out of it. You don't care. You don't care. But let
me get my shit off please real fast. Thank you. I also need
a steamer, a steamer. These are all very adult things, right,
I also want some other mitszon. Maybe I shouldn't make a wishless on Amazon,
but yeah, my Christmas Lis made me realize, like I'm I don't
know, I don't know what I'm being there asking for fucking other mints.
Making a wishless asking for other mints is crazy for for me. You,
that was before I was healed. That was years ago. That was half
a decade ago. Actually, hmm, you know what, it really might
have been more more than five years. Might have been like six years cause
it was before my last boyfriend. So I'm gonna say, yeah, like
six or seven years. Oh well, anyhow, so yeah, mister Chock
said, do it a breezy two three, five seven says, I'll put
it in this shopping cart right now. Okay, see Smoke says, tell
the story about the firefighter Barbie. Yo, yo, Like, I need
to know how do y'all be getting these ships so fast? Like y'all be
coming up with these jones with the quickness, Like y'all be quicker than me
for real? And I I like it. I like it, alright,
I'm gonna make my wishless and then I'm just gonna I'm gonna post it on
I'm gonna post it on my on my page. Yeah yeah, should I
say he need a camera to y'all your favorite holidays? As I told my
mom, I wear a size two months in Pico Yo. Okay, if
you're not from Philadelphia, Picos is the Philadelphia Energy Company, So yeah,
she won that electric Peak electric company, not energy company, it's electric company
in it. Shild lives in Jersey. You don't fucking know. He don't
fucking know. Outfite says you can definitely buy a third of your target wish
lists from the badges off you had to night. You don't know how expensive
a fourteen inch cast iron skill it is? Oh my god, I don't
know how much the cast iron skill it is. See like, yeah,
I got a twelve inch more for Christmas like a few years ago, but
now it is very happy. I didn't know that, Okay, So I
fucked the twelve inch op first, okay, because I didn't know. Because
I didn't know. You wasn't supposed to watch it. Did y'all know that?
Y'all knew you wasn't suposed to watch cast iron skillets. When I first
started cooking, I wasn't like the most knowledgeable y'all, like, yeah,
yeah, that's what I was doing. Yes, shod yes, thank Youmorrow
Man nineteen ninety five. Just boord a badge. It's still time to buy
badges, guys, go ahead, cook it, do it now? What
are you laughing at? How do you handle being ghosted? I feel like
we all have our own remedies. You know. Some people like to finish
a tub of ice cream. Some people like to hit the streets, go
outside, enjoy the night life, pretend like nothing happened. Some people like
to honestly. If we're being honest and this is a safe space, some
people believe the best way to get over somebody is get under somebody else.
Okay. How do I handle being ghosted? I let the dead rest in
peace, okay, and I don't ever fucking bring their name up again.
How dare you? Who the fuck who do you think you are? Okay?
The audacity, the audacity for you to believe that you're gonna be able
to ignore my attempts of communication, but then turn around and be the first
person in my stories, in my views, turn around to be the first
person viewing all my stories? How dare you? Baby? It ain't no
dick that good in the world, all right? So how do I handle
being ghosted? I let the dad rest in peace because you got me fucked
up all the way fucked up. Ain't no way, ain't no way.
And I know it's easier said than done. And am I in my feelings
still about it? Yes? This does not mean I'm not in my feelings
about it. Yes I am, because realistically, I'm trying to figure out
at what point you got me fucked up? Because there's something there's a disconnect
here, and during some point in our dating, courtship, et cetera,
you begin to believe that I'm not that girl. I hate that for you,
but I can't sit here and let you continue to play in my face
while you figure it out. That's a dumb no. So yeah, bye,
Clever Cordy says I'm an aquarius. I'm at your energy and move on.
Five ounce glove says Webtoons. Human don't deny feelings. Is the actions
that count? A breezy two three five seven says the audacity the nerve the
goal Outfit says, how I handle ghosting porn? Hum drums. I don't
know, y'all know, I don't listen, I don't watch porns. I
don't know. I just figured it was gonna be the intro to I don't
know. I don't know. Mister Jock says the audacitations Yo. King g
J says, turning the head like that trigger and left my ass off.
Dre B says, this is the same stormy that was on tonight's Conversations Cards
don't do it. It was and is indeed Tonight's Conversations. It is a
card game as well, but it was the show. But it is what
it is. Jazz Ender first says, find someone new, fuckinging closure see
no your favorite holiday says miss one, next fifteen one, come in.
No, these are all bad examples. Don't listen to these people. Don't
listen to these people. Okay. So, like Soldier J says, the
funniest thing is when you get ghosted, then you see then they see you
out in public months later, after a fresh trim in a new car.
Oh oh heavy to them then, So I know it's easier said and done
right and realistically speaking, is you being, you know, the bigger person
in fighting the urge to reach out hard. Yeah, fuck it. It's
not easy at all. But you continuously reaching out and them neglecting you or
them being avoidant, it's more harmful than you just trying to be strong and
be like you know, I'm not I'm not doing it. I'm not doing
it. So I know it's hard. About fuck them. That's my advice.
I know it's hard, but fuck them. Next. How long do
you have to date a guy before you're comfortable enough to pass gas in front
of them? Date? How long? What do y'all know? I farted
twice before we turn these fucking cameras on today and did not stink you are
a liar, and did not stink you are a liar. And listen to
me. Okay, I'm a wrong woman. I'm not messing up my inerts
for nobody. Okay. This is a normal human bodily function. Okay,
and everybody does it. Everybody toots okay, princesses fark two. Okay,
it's a thing. So you ask, how long do I date a guy
before I'm comfortable passing gainst? Maybe I'm passing gas on the first date.
Maybe I'm passing it. I didn't pass gas while we was having this conversation.
Okay, why would seven get up? Oh my guy, he's so
embarrassing. Yeah. No, I'm not that girl who holds in her farts.
I'm not that girl who pretends like I don't have to go to the
bathroom like I will tell you like if you ask me like, oh no,
you want to hang out tonight, I'm like, no, dog,
I just took a laxative, like I'm trying to lose some weak like.
I am very open and honest with my communications. It's not for everybody.
I understand that. I'm just telling you. Ask me, how long do
I wait? I don't care. I don't care. You asked how long
I wait? I'm telling you I don't. I don't care. Just jazz
and says jazz and verse says let it silently seep out. Please. No,
I can't control that, and I'm not gonna hold you all. If
I get like a fresh wax, If I get a fresh wax, it's
gonna sound like a fucking marching band out this bitch like trumpets. It's gonna
no, no, no. If I get a fresh wax, it is
drum line out this bitch just we're not releasing this episode. We're just gonna
try again next week for sure. I guess what what what? Moby Line
says stinky Pete and is and don't care, don't care and I don't care.
Soldier J says, if you make her laugh enough, one will slip
out on the first date, and it will. It's actually done that while
we recorded, but we did not release that episode because it just was too
much going on. It was too much going on. My row Man nineteen
ninety five says, can I be honest, I'm gonna probably be cool with
it day one and still laugh with you about it day fifty exactly. I
feel like when you, yeah, like if you be making it weird now,
they're uncomfortable, right, and I know everybody's not that confident in themselves.
Yeah, yeah, I know everybody's not that comfortable with themselves and not
gonna be okay doing that. But if you're asking for me, that's just
hmm, that's my vibes. I King schell says Stormy fart and do the
stinking leg y'all get on my nerves. Black to narrow two on five,
what's up. We're talking about a lot of stuff right now. We're just
asking questions. Jess Sanderver says, the booty here doesn't muffle the sound.
Jack's Anthony says, now you bring out the snare drums. Ah, whatever.
I don't care. I don't. I don't care like I hope by
now y'all realize I really don't care. You know what? I am happy
like. Not caring just releases so much stress that I choose not to hold
on to. I just don't care. I don't want it. Next one,
why does it seem like there's more step mothers? Excuse me? Why
does it seem like there's more stepfathers than stepmothers? Now? I don't want
you try to tap in on the live with this. Why does it seem
like it's more yo? I just looked at the live Lucky Lefty seven hundred
said one band one sound, Yo. I don't holler. Y'all are messing
me up so bad? Come on, come on, I'm trying to get
to these questions. Now. It's sad. Why does it seem like it's
more stepfathers than step mothers? Now tapping on alive? Let me know what
you guys, think, why does it seem like it's more stepfathers than step
mothers. Now, I'm be real with y'all, I don't see that.
I don't get that at all. I think that women are just more public
with wanting to be in a relationship and have a family. So like when
we get our little men and our new bonus dad and our new family,
yeah, it's stepdaddy season, right. The problem is a lot of men
be frightening, like they don't want to settle down, so they do be
settling down, So we can't even float when we be in step mommy.
Like you know how women how you know how many women it is out there
right now who their friendly don't know that they are stepmom because it's not like
real, it's not solidified. So it's like we can't go around bragging like,
oh, yeah, this is my little bonus son because it's like that's
not even your boyfriend for real. So it's like we gotta just keep that
in a tuck and just keep bringing over fucking lunchibles and uh, gummy bears,
but maybe some fruit snacks. But that's that's it's not real. It's
not real. I don't I don't think there are more stepfathers than stepmother's.
I think there are definitely more step mothers than stepfather's right now, I do
have nimples, do I? I don't know your favorite holiday? Says that's
because the stud father's taking over your favorite holiday. Setira, I thought I
kicked you out, big dog. I don't know how you're still here,
cause I thought I kicked you out. I swore I kicked you out as
chat. I know I did, I know I did. I don't know
how she she's still here. I thought I kicked her out of the chat.
Clever Corey says, I feel there are more step mothers. I do
too. King Crest says, cause niggas love being step dads. Jax Anthony
says, Section Leader, what's the motto? I am hollering? Seven is
playing with this toy? Y'all excuse me. I just spent seventh playing with
this toy. Ten ten says, how can it be more step dads than
step moms when he say it's for When he say it's for everyone meeting twenty
five women, I don't know what that poposed to say. I don't think
I'm reading this right for me. It was the type of I don't know,
jazz Zanderfer says the BMS don't allow him to have her around her children.
I don't know. Please don't, please, don't entertain your favorite holiday.
Let's all ignore. Let's shun your favorite holiday in the chat. Please,
she is wilding today, thank you very much? All right, So
the last one. While on dating apps are green flags that you look for?
Hold on, while on dating apps? What are green flags that you
look for? So I'm gonna be real, y'all, I ain't been on
a dating app since kat was kiddie, since the Blizzard of ninety seven,
since they were still giving out PPP loans, which I didn't get, by
the way, mistake. Nobody even fucking went to jail for that. When
nobody knew. I knew anyway. But you know, whatever, I digressed.
That's another conversation for another day. I know that when I was looking,
and I really I didn't even do a lot of dating aps. I
did like Hinge and like maybe BLK like once or twice, but when I
was on their first Things First, I don't want to see these heavily filtered
photos from when Instagram first came out or when everybody was using a what's that
shit called that made the colors really really really bright on the photos? It
wasn't HD something HDR HDR. I don't want to see none of them HDR
filter fucking photos. I want to see that, all right. I also
don't want to see a whole bunch of pictures where I gotta figure out which
one is you, Like, I gotta make sure I go through all the
pictures and figure out which person is in all the pictures because you only have
group photos on your page. But I feel like those are red flags,
so let's go back to the green flags. What I do like, is
are you doing some type of physical activity right? Like? Or are you
post gym? Or are you like locker room? Or are you like I
know, guys don't judge rock climbing, swimming, surfing, snowboarding something right?
Are you doing something like? Are you active? Because I'm real active?
So that was definitely like one of the things I was looking for,
Like, Hm, does he seem like he could even potentially be active?
Like? Am I gonna ask him to go walk a long ward gardens with
me? And is he gonna feel like am I gonna asks him to like
go work? Out with me and he could be like, yeah, sure,
am I gonna ask him to go kayaking and he gonna tell me that's
that white people's shit. Okay, these are all things I need to know
I need to pay attention to. Right. Also, I like when you
have I feel like this is whatever one should be looking for. Though you
need to make sure this person has at least one full body picture and one
face picture. Okay. If all of their pictures are face pictures, physically,
they are not happy with themselves, Okay. And I'm not gonna say
they're plus size. I'm not gonna say they're super skinny. I'm not gonna
say they're disabled. Okay. You know, I don't know. Maybe as
a fucking conjoint twin, I don't know what I am gonna say is I
don't feel like they're fully happy with themselves. And if you don't have the
wherewithal to know that, you should probably have a full body picture and just
a face picture. That might help you get some more swipes or some more
matches. Okay, so take that into account. Also, did you take
the time to fill out your profile? I hate these people that just put
like one word answers and then that's it. If you give me like something
cute, short, funny at some point on your profile, Okay, cool,
I'm more likely to be invested in you because now it makes me seem
like you're a little bit like more invested and serious and like, you know,
linking up. Whatever the case. Maybe another thing I'm looking for is
I'm looking for somebody who isn't who is I'm looking for somebody who's interested in
having full conversations, right, because if we mentioned in your first message to
me is something along the lines of what's your number? You smoke, what
colors your nipples you drink? Ah? Yeah, I'm good. But if
you're like to have a conversation without even really pressing for my phone number or
further in the conversation outside of the app, okay, cool, this,
this is fine. That's what's up to me and fellas, even though because
it wasn't men who sent this question in fellas, I want you all to
pay attention because if a girl is overly eager to give you her phone number
or to move off the app, she about to ask you for some money,
she about to ask you for some money, or she about to line
you up. So pay attention. Okay, putip pay attention right, So
yeah, I don't know. I'm sure there are other things, but just
off the top of my head, those are those things that are for Casket
Jack says, what color you nipples? Yes, yes, that's what they
say. A breezy two three, five seven says who asks those? See,
y'all are men and women aren't as brazen as men. If we're speaking
in majorities, right, If we're speaking to majorities, women aren't as brazen
as men. So you don't understand there are some men who will match with
you, and that is one of their first fucking questions. That's it.
Do you do you drink? Color your nipples? What's up? No?
No, niggas don't even say good morning, no more. They don't even
send any mojis, no more, no nothing, nothing. Our fil says
full body and face picks from the Biden administration. Even better if it's the
same year we're currently and agreed. I forgot to put that in. Do
they have recent photos? Because I feel like we're able to look at a
photo and tell like this is given very much my space era, all right,
like, ah, this isn't really current. We don't even do these
poses anymore? This is this is yeah, yeah nothing, don't want that,
don't want that at all. Marco Brill says, I'm interested in someone
who raised my intellect as well as my loinsw I like that. Lucky Left
the seven hundred says what color is your nipples? As wow? Really be
accident? Yes, yes they do. Jesse and the First says have all
of their teeth and the sidewin that's side to that side too? Be fucking
y'all up it do and do. Nick Breeze says, salutations. Marko Breal
says, because that's how they break the ice for combo. Uh DJ Mike
says, dudes can't send e moji's because they get clowned by women? Is
that not? Is that a something they all clum they claim women for.
I mean they clown men for for Sidney Moji's. Hmm. Not gonna lie,
Yeah, that is true. That is true. Soldier J says,
not gonna lie. If you get to the point and suggest a phone call
instead of texting on an app, that works well if she finds you attractive,
yeah, man like the gesture. SMG says, good evening, do
it cartwill yo I'm gonna release a Cartwell video this week, and all y'all
better hype me the fuck up because y'all been on my ass about this Scartweld
video, and if I take the time on my day to do it,
I want the proper a response. Your favorite Holiday says after covid picks only
agreed, Agreed, agreed. Marco b Real says Emoji's ego sassy niggas can't
do shit. Emoji's is sassy too. God link being a woman as hard.
But I'm starting to think, man, y'all got yo, y'all got
y'all, y'all got your truggles too. Apparently that is crazy crazy. I
need a backflip to see now, y'all asking for a lot. I don't
think I can do a backflip, but I probably can do a walk over.
Does that count? Huh? Come on, y'all all right, now,
let's recap what happened in the show today. So we had a few
breaks and a few breakthroughs. But let let's let's circle back and sum it
all up. So first, if you didn't know, if you are over
one hundred and sixty five pounds, Plan B will be less effective perplanned parenthood
dot org. All right. Also, ladies, you shouldn't be afraid of
a prenup just as long as it has a infidelity clause. But boot boom,
boom boom, get your money ses, that's that's my new song.
I just made it. So that's that. Also, I deleted all those
questions so off the top of my head, I'm gonna say, I know,
right, that was so dumb, and now I gotta listen to the
whole episode again. I don't know why deleted those questions. On dating apps.
Some green flags that I look for. It's having full body and up
close face picks, as well as taking the time out to actually fill out
your profile. I don't think there are more step fathers than step mothers.
Right now, what were you saying? Shot? What else? Dang?
What else did we talk about today? Come on? One more thing we
talked about that? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Shout
out to Mona Lisa. Shout out to that firefighter nigga Mona Lisa. Yeah,
and what else? I don't know, man, it's spending time.
I'm trying to do fifty million things at once. The firefighting Barbie, yo,
come on, the firefighting Barbie is crazy firefighting Barbie or Mona Lisa?
Which one is better? Okay, maybe we won't make the title of the
episode Mona Lisa first responders also being the damsel in distress. Y'all, come
on, farting on the first day. Yes, we talked about farting on
the first day. Thank you. B go Live to Inten says yeah,
how long should you wait before farting in front of someone? Cassie Jack said,
nah, you're disrespectful. Listen, man, I love y'all, I
have a good time. If you don't remember, oh yeah, I'm sorry.
My message is always gonna be the same. Follow me on the gram,
Stormy p p e a at chocolate chip and sip And if you don't
remember anything else, please remember Mona Lisa might be the one saving you from
your next forest fire. I love you, guys, and I see you
next week. Peace.