WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.240 --> 00:00:20.000 Hey, oh my god, we're soing sync from me. It's even crispi 2 00:00:20.039 --> 00:00:23.399 er. Dude, what's going on? Yeah, I don't know today, 3 00:00:23.440 --> 00:00:26.559 man, I don't know. The internet's working, man, the birds are 4 00:00:26.600 --> 00:00:30.839 chirping. Yeah. We were talking before we got the show started about how 5 00:00:30.879 --> 00:00:33.960 we all of us, each and every one of us, we we violently 6 00:00:34.200 --> 00:00:38.679 edge right before the show starts, and then just before we finished we start 7 00:00:38.719 --> 00:00:44.640 recording. Uh so we're just so we're just we're just really stressed out the 8 00:00:44.640 --> 00:00:51.520 whole episode. That's that's why the best bits when when you're just pent up 9 00:00:51.560 --> 00:00:58.039 and angry, twitching like a jumping bean. Bro, it's going crazy. 10 00:00:58.200 --> 00:01:00.159 That's I don't even know all I got on that actual subject. I just 11 00:01:00.200 --> 00:01:06.040 remember where it led to where it's like the oh oh oh yeah. We 12 00:01:06.040 --> 00:01:10.239 were talking about Kingston always so kings for just for just a little bit behind 13 00:01:10.280 --> 00:01:14.159 the scenes baseball. Kingston is usually the guy the day before going like hey 14 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:17.239 tomorrow at eleven, we're good, and they we're like, yeah, we're 15 00:01:17.239 --> 00:01:21.599 good. And then Derek and I are here at eleven, and then we're 16 00:01:21.640 --> 00:01:26.879 just waiting for hours eleven and then not hours and then like hours man, 17 00:01:27.159 --> 00:01:30.719 eleven fifteen the latest. I usually show up like, hey, guys, 18 00:01:30.719 --> 00:01:41.040 that's up. You'll like so guys, like literally just woke up constantly like 19 00:01:41.079 --> 00:01:45.280 what are you doing? What do you not have an alarm clock? Brother? 20 00:01:45.640 --> 00:01:47.920 I do have an alarm clock? In fact, what do you mean? 21 00:01:47.959 --> 00:01:49.959 Then? Are you snoozing for an hour? You have a dedicated wait 22 00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:55.040 you haven't wait wait wait, hold on, you don't keep hold on? 23 00:01:55.280 --> 00:02:02.040 Hold on, you have a dedicated alarm clock. Then I have my alarm 24 00:02:02.079 --> 00:02:06.000 is just for eight am? Do you have your phone alarm? Wait? 25 00:02:06.040 --> 00:02:07.039 Walk us through your day, walk us through your day? Okay, so 26 00:02:07.080 --> 00:02:09.120 you get up at eight am? Or do you do you snooze for like 27 00:02:09.159 --> 00:02:12.520 a half hour? What do you do? I'm gonna usually wake up around 28 00:02:12.599 --> 00:02:15.800 like seven ish gym. Then by the time I get back, my body's 29 00:02:15.879 --> 00:02:20.360 dead, and I'm like, dang, you nap. I nap it out. 30 00:02:20.719 --> 00:02:23.599 Once the nap finishes, I wake up and it's around like, so 31 00:02:23.719 --> 00:02:28.840 you don't you don't set an alarm for your nap? No? Yeah, 32 00:02:28.879 --> 00:02:30.800 that's my body usually wakes me up before I have to like I have to, 33 00:02:31.919 --> 00:02:38.319 Oh my god, that is so irresponsible to not set an alarm clock 34 00:02:38.360 --> 00:02:43.759 for your fucking nap, especially if your nap is scheduled and like reliably consistent, 35 00:02:43.919 --> 00:02:45.840 like you just know that, like, yeah, I'm gonna be napped. 36 00:02:45.840 --> 00:02:47.639 I need that post gymnap because I come in the house and I have 37 00:02:47.879 --> 00:02:52.199 everybody post gym. You you've got some energy still, you still got that 38 00:02:52.240 --> 00:02:55.560 fuman energy, Like, oh man, my fucking testosterone so much, my 39 00:02:55.680 --> 00:03:00.960 thing so hard, and then like water touches my body. The moment water 40 00:03:00.080 --> 00:03:05.479 touches my body, it's like when you cut an animal's balls off. It's 41 00:03:05.759 --> 00:03:13.599 immediate pacification, like momentarily, and I'm like, I could really go nap 42 00:03:13.759 --> 00:03:16.599 right now. I found your problem. Your problem is your bitch. See 43 00:03:16.759 --> 00:03:21.919 see the luxuries of being in the first world. With your hot ass water. 44 00:03:22.280 --> 00:03:25.439 You take a cold ass fucking shower, your bitch ass cold shower, 45 00:03:25.520 --> 00:03:30.240 I'll fall asleep in the cold makes me fall asleep. Even Chris is my 46 00:03:30.319 --> 00:03:34.879 witness. Everyone thought it was kidding about this. Whenever I'm cold, I 47 00:03:34.960 --> 00:03:39.199 literally fall asleep immediately. With you. You say that, you say that, 48 00:03:39.520 --> 00:03:43.879 you say that, like it's just true. What are you talking about? 49 00:03:44.479 --> 00:03:51.360 I fall asleep instantly if you put on the cold air. I'm like, 50 00:03:51.439 --> 00:03:53.919 dang, it's just cold as ship and I'm not meant to live in 51 00:03:53.960 --> 00:03:59.479 the winter. I mean I ever had. You're the shower and it's cold 52 00:03:59.479 --> 00:04:00.759 ass ice hold water and you're like, hey, Chris, get in here, 53 00:04:00.800 --> 00:04:08.560 Craig, get here. I'm getting sleepy. Watch me, come watch 54 00:04:08.599 --> 00:04:12.120 this, watch me fall asleep. Dude, come get in the shower with 55 00:04:12.159 --> 00:04:14.319 me. Don't be weird. I'm just gonna fall asleep real fast. Though, 56 00:04:14.360 --> 00:04:19.639 Like like watch this list, bro, you gotta be naked Broude. 57 00:04:19.639 --> 00:04:21.759 If he still has his clothes on, it's all right. Once you once 58 00:04:21.759 --> 00:04:25.439 you, once he once he removes his clothes, then it's like, okay, 59 00:04:25.439 --> 00:04:30.439 what's happening? Is something gonna happen you if you if you're going to 60 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:32.079 what you're clothes, just gonna suck up your clothes. That's irresponsible, dude, 61 00:04:32.360 --> 00:04:34.680 that's true. What's the wet a bunch of their clothes and then wet 62 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:36.920 up the floor after they get out the shower, like this is clothes off. 63 00:04:36.959 --> 00:04:41.240 Be a gentle taker, New York, fitting your tims off. I 64 00:04:41.279 --> 00:04:44.279 have to say that, I have to say that there's there's no feeling quite 65 00:04:44.360 --> 00:04:50.319 like getting jumping into a pool with your clothes on is such a that that 66 00:04:50.360 --> 00:04:55.319 feels like breaking out of the matrix. Like there's like something about it that 67 00:04:55.399 --> 00:05:00.240 feels so un like. Un I understand cloth odes are unnatural, so it's 68 00:05:00.240 --> 00:05:04.439 like an extension. But like just like wet clothes, like heavy wet clothes 69 00:05:04.519 --> 00:05:10.199 feel so wrong in a way that like I have to imagine like a monkey 70 00:05:10.240 --> 00:05:13.720 would feel like in a space shuttle. You know what I mean, they 71 00:05:13.759 --> 00:05:17.160 do not belong. This is everything about this is wrong. I feel like 72 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:21.920 a monkey in a space shuttle feels like a monkey in a space shuttle feels 73 00:05:21.959 --> 00:05:27.639 like it's too behind for how far it is. Yeah, posed to water 74 00:05:27.720 --> 00:05:35.079 and clothes just feels like dumb. Especially imagine your shoes on. If you 75 00:05:35.680 --> 00:05:40.399 have your shoes on, that's like to me, that is what Like you 76 00:05:40.399 --> 00:05:44.360 know, remember that protein goop ship that they're eating in the matrix. It's 77 00:05:44.399 --> 00:05:47.600 like the equivalent like you just swallowed that ship. That's how gross that feels 78 00:05:47.839 --> 00:05:53.000 when your shoes are wet at the same time, dude, that's like you 79 00:05:53.040 --> 00:05:57.519 can't if you wet your shoes and you're fine with you should beat up for 80 00:05:57.560 --> 00:06:02.879 whatever reason. Beat up for whatever reason, Like there's production value in that, 81 00:06:03.560 --> 00:06:13.040 like people in people in full outfits like falling into pools and shit looks 82 00:06:13.199 --> 00:06:15.720 expensive even if it isn't. Like I remember when I did that video, 83 00:06:15.759 --> 00:06:18.920 like I did a Francesca Ramsey video years ago where I walked around in the 84 00:06:18.959 --> 00:06:23.360 in the fountain in a suit. I walked around to the fountain in a 85 00:06:23.399 --> 00:06:27.519 suit in like the the I can't remember what the hell the Americana in Glendale, 86 00:06:27.959 --> 00:06:30.319 and I had like a suit on. I had like a vest added 87 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:32.519 like a little jacket, and I walked around. I walked around in the 88 00:06:32.560 --> 00:06:35.079 fountain and a bunch of people were looking at me like I was fucking insane. 89 00:06:35.639 --> 00:06:39.800 And people still people still bring that up to me, where they're like, 90 00:06:39.879 --> 00:06:42.519 that was a fucking crazy I can't believe you actually did that. I 91 00:06:42.519 --> 00:06:46.360 was like, I kind of can't believe it either, but that the fact 92 00:06:46.399 --> 00:06:48.839 that I, like, if I had, the effect would be completely gone 93 00:06:49.279 --> 00:06:53.399 if I had just gone in there in like a bathing suit, you know 94 00:06:53.439 --> 00:06:58.800 what I mean, Like there's something something. People were like, how much 95 00:06:58.800 --> 00:07:04.399 did that cost? I'm like, what do you mean? It's people people 96 00:07:04.560 --> 00:07:06.759 ask me that though it's like did you funk up your shoes or whatever. 97 00:07:06.800 --> 00:07:13.040 It's like No, it's water. Water is everywhere. What are you wearing? 98 00:07:13.600 --> 00:07:19.759 Water? Disintegrate what are you wearing like licorice, clothes, con candy 99 00:07:20.040 --> 00:07:25.199 and you have moments to get the the colds are gone. That's kind of 100 00:07:25.199 --> 00:07:28.800 what swayede is really when if you really think about like what swede is and 101 00:07:28.839 --> 00:07:32.399 how vulnerable of a fabric that is, it's it's basically cotton candy. Like 102 00:07:32.480 --> 00:07:36.839 if it rains or snows, fun, well, I have a swede jacket. 103 00:07:36.879 --> 00:07:39.800 I'm not wanted to, but I'm also went in La where it doesn't 104 00:07:39.879 --> 00:07:42.439 rain, you know what I mean? Like if I was in New York, 105 00:07:42.600 --> 00:07:45.600 I would It'd be insane to have a Swede jacket in New York. 106 00:07:46.079 --> 00:07:50.680 I want to get a silk tracksuit? Are you fucking in silk tracksuit? 107 00:07:50.959 --> 00:07:56.399 That is? That is slavic ascension, That is like the next level. 108 00:07:56.600 --> 00:08:01.600 That's crazy black. But I guess it's appropriated it. Yeah, like the 109 00:08:01.639 --> 00:08:05.720 track suit. The tracksuit in and of itself is very like Eastern Europeans is 110 00:08:05.759 --> 00:08:11.920 now. It was very black back in the absolutely right, and then wear 111 00:08:11.920 --> 00:08:16.399 a tracksuit. See what's happening? They're so far behind, like they're they're 112 00:08:16.439 --> 00:08:20.959 barely just getting like eighties television and ship right now. They just they just 113 00:08:22.000 --> 00:08:28.279 got introduced. They just got introduced to season like like season one Bill Cosby. 114 00:08:28.240 --> 00:08:31.360 Yeah crazy. When they heard about this, they were like, it 115 00:08:31.440 --> 00:08:35.679 can't be. No, they haven't heard about this. They haven't heard about 116 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:41.480 this. Taking a taking a eleven hour flight is fucking time traveling from over 117 00:08:41.519 --> 00:08:45.200 here. They come to the United States, are like, what the fuck 118 00:08:45.320 --> 00:08:54.879 is happening? There's taking all these future cars and there and they're like, 119 00:08:54.200 --> 00:08:58.360 they see what's still not used to it? Still you see they see Bill 120 00:08:58.440 --> 00:09:03.679 Cosby, old and gray where they come here and then they come home and 121 00:09:03.759 --> 00:09:09.480 he no such information exists. There's not a single photo in their country of 122 00:09:09.559 --> 00:09:13.080 old Bill Cosby. They're firmly convinced he's like twenty nine, man, he 123 00:09:13.919 --> 00:09:20.600 is currently twenty nine. It's a lying but he's old age like, he's 124 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:24.320 not well. I've seen it, I've seen it. He's no longer. 125 00:09:24.399 --> 00:09:30.240 Yeah, he did some terrible things with pills. We need to disparaging name. 126 00:09:30.879 --> 00:09:33.919 We need to have the balls to conduct a social experiment like this on 127 00:09:33.960 --> 00:09:43.080 an entire unsuspecting populace. We need like a deserted island completely controlled with like 128 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:48.919 this isolated group of people and then just introduce them to delayed like to a 129 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:54.559 delayed version of reality like instead like almost like in a way to like course 130 00:09:54.559 --> 00:09:56.200 correct to see like, oh man, what wouldn't it be interesting to be 131 00:09:56.240 --> 00:10:00.000 like no, what would what would happen? You know what I mean? 132 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:01.840 I mean if this didn't happen, and then you got to track like how 133 00:10:01.879 --> 00:10:05.639 that affected that society? You know what I mean? Like we don't have 134 00:10:05.679 --> 00:10:09.720 the balls to like take people away from society and rob them of their basic 135 00:10:09.840 --> 00:10:13.600 necessities and their basic human rights in such a way that we'll never know, 136 00:10:15.279 --> 00:10:18.679 you know, it's a shame. Well we could be brave. Let's let's 137 00:10:18.759 --> 00:10:20.639 uh, let's be brave. I'm gonna I'm gonna find some I'm gonna find 138 00:10:20.639 --> 00:10:26.039 some Spanish people, and I'm gonna be I'm gonna like I'm gonna like what 139 00:10:26.080 --> 00:10:28.200 do you call, you know, sleeper cells are I'm gonna somehow awaken that 140 00:10:28.320 --> 00:10:33.720 like Christopher Columbus, like like blood that's in them and to be like I 141 00:10:33.799 --> 00:10:37.080 just need I need, I need to colonize these people. Send them down 142 00:10:37.120 --> 00:10:41.639 to the Amazon. Get those people, those indigenous people that still exist, 143 00:10:41.240 --> 00:10:46.200 They'll get it done because that's the only way, like they are going to 144 00:10:46.320 --> 00:10:50.200 lose because they do. You not remember how they tried to do that last 145 00:10:50.200 --> 00:10:54.519 time and then Amazon, not even the people had to kill them, the 146 00:10:54.799 --> 00:11:00.840 surroundings killed them. You're you're right. The contrecuistadors did very terribly in those 147 00:11:00.919 --> 00:11:05.679 environments. But modern day technology, where Christopher Columbus would be so proud to 148 00:11:05.720 --> 00:11:13.519 have this ship. Fannish wasn't he wasn't he Italian? Italian? Excuse me? 149 00:11:13.519 --> 00:11:15.799 I said Spanish? He was Italian? He was no, no, 150 00:11:15.919 --> 00:11:18.759 no, no, he was absolutely Italian. I worked for the British, 151 00:11:18.759 --> 00:11:20.639 to work for the British. You're right, I just I just said Spanish, 152 00:11:20.919 --> 00:11:26.000 so like, yeah, whatever, it's close enough. So a Spanish 153 00:11:26.039 --> 00:11:37.799 conqueror don Quixote, Yeah yeah, docuye Spanish conquer Yeah, the the totally 154 00:11:37.200 --> 00:11:43.440 legendary real person that conquered the Amazon. It's so crazy because like I think 155 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:48.679 back to like my childhood and I realized, like we had a we had 156 00:11:48.759 --> 00:11:52.440 like a statue of Don Quixote in our house, like we had like this. 157 00:11:52.840 --> 00:11:58.279 My grandmother had the book on or she had to book like on the 158 00:11:58.320 --> 00:12:01.639 bookshelf. First of all, first of all. Okay, first of all, 159 00:12:01.679 --> 00:12:03.559 insane question to say, who doesn't have a statue of don Quixote in 160 00:12:03.559 --> 00:12:09.240 their house? Obviously he doesn't. Who doesn't. What kind of an American 161 00:12:09.320 --> 00:12:13.720 and particularly Caribbean one doesn't have some sort of like way two nights of a 162 00:12:13.799 --> 00:12:20.799 depiction of has one too? Yeah, I understand. I just think it's 163 00:12:20.879 --> 00:12:24.000 funny that that's like because that's something that I just thought for a while like, 164 00:12:24.080 --> 00:12:26.879 oh yeah, this must be just something that everybody had. Like when 165 00:12:26.879 --> 00:12:30.799 I was that young, I just thought like everybody had don Quixote because like 166 00:12:30.879 --> 00:12:35.559 why, like everybody that I knew had it, And so like he's a 167 00:12:35.559 --> 00:12:39.240 hero of our culture. Yeah, is he real? He's the hero? 168 00:12:39.840 --> 00:12:45.240 Is he even really that that freaking that he's come on at like nine pm? 169 00:12:46.679 --> 00:12:50.759 He's like he's like he's a Batman ship but not Yeah, yeah, 170 00:12:50.799 --> 00:12:54.399 yeah he had Yeah, he's the way work kid, Like he's like Robin 171 00:12:54.399 --> 00:13:05.639 Hood for for for the Yeah, there's no Spanish. I don't know Spain, 172 00:13:05.840 --> 00:13:11.039 like actual Spanish from Spain like slang and ship because I want to say 173 00:13:11.200 --> 00:13:13.559 essay, but that doesn't work. Mexico. Yeah, I don't know. 174 00:13:15.559 --> 00:13:18.080 It's very very Mexico. I haven't even heard of essay once out here. 175 00:13:18.080 --> 00:13:24.720 I've heard essay once the California. Yeah, well even even essays like very 176 00:13:24.759 --> 00:13:28.080 stereotypic, like I don't even think it was particularly the essay. So you'll 177 00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:35.799 hear the essays from it's specifically from like exclusively Cholos and I in my area, 178 00:13:35.840 --> 00:13:41.080 I grew up around a lot of them. Like they're to the point 179 00:13:41.120 --> 00:13:45.159 where I remember being in elementary school my mom wouldn't let me, but I 180 00:13:45.200 --> 00:13:48.720 was trying to get some long tube socks and the dickies. I basically I 181 00:13:48.759 --> 00:13:50.840 was like, yo, man, I love their style. Like they got 182 00:13:50.840 --> 00:13:54.679 fucking the LOCs on and the high socks and ship and they would walk with 183 00:13:54.759 --> 00:14:00.440 this this this this swagger like they were crippled. It's like like they got 184 00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:03.440 wounded in the battle type of like walk. And I was like, man, 185 00:14:03.480 --> 00:14:07.480 these guys they're so cool. I was like, those are cool, 186 00:14:07.519 --> 00:14:09.879 man, I am in it. They're fucking cool. They're definitely cool, 187 00:14:09.919 --> 00:14:11.919 and they're just you know, they're kind of crazy, but they're cool. 188 00:14:11.080 --> 00:14:16.759 They're they're crazy enough to the only time that the only time that I've been 189 00:14:16.840 --> 00:14:20.960 assaulted in my in my hometown was by a soolo. I think I told 190 00:14:20.960 --> 00:14:22.879 you guys this that was. It was like four days away from I was 191 00:14:24.000 --> 00:14:26.720 going, I'm taking off the grease. I'm like, I'm out of here. 192 00:14:26.039 --> 00:14:31.600 And then as a the party gift, this guy asked me for a 193 00:14:31.679 --> 00:14:35.799 lighter. I gave him one. Then he asked to use my phone and 194 00:14:35.840 --> 00:14:37.600 I was like, oh no, it's dead, clearly just lying. And 195 00:14:37.639 --> 00:14:41.639 then he just punched me in the face and I was like, yo. 196 00:14:41.159 --> 00:14:46.639 And the crazy thing is I was holding yogurt. I was holding yogurt and 197 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:52.080 like it exploded all over me. Because when I got I got like startled 198 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:56.720 from it hitting me explode over. Came on you too. He came a 199 00:14:56.799 --> 00:15:13.279 gallon on you as he came. Phone. What that would be worse. 200 00:15:13.799 --> 00:15:18.320 That would be infinity times worse than actually when I got hit, because I 201 00:15:18.720 --> 00:15:22.840 would be crazy lucky. I have a good chin man. I've never been 202 00:15:22.919 --> 00:15:24.960 knocked out. I've never been knocked out, only been rocked one time. 203 00:15:26.600 --> 00:15:30.720 So I got lucky because if he would have, he would have stolen my 204 00:15:30.759 --> 00:15:35.720 ship. It came on me more. I probably got forcefully came at you 205 00:15:35.799 --> 00:15:45.440 two more times. You come. It's like, ah, man, it's 206 00:15:45.840 --> 00:15:50.519 it's both. Actually it's way more coming yogurt thuny walk in the room and 207 00:15:50.519 --> 00:16:00.639 go take a shower immediately. You got to get those. Yeah, you 208 00:16:00.720 --> 00:16:03.919 gotta yet too long, it's going to harden and it's going to turn into 209 00:16:03.039 --> 00:16:11.919 glass. Glass, So you've gotta glass. That's so disgusting. Oh my 210 00:16:11.039 --> 00:16:17.039 god, come hard, the cumb glass. This is the way, I'm 211 00:16:17.080 --> 00:16:19.320 sure of it. What the hell are we talking about? I feel like 212 00:16:21.279 --> 00:16:26.879 happened this week? What happened Spider Spider Spider Man? Spider Man did drop 213 00:16:26.919 --> 00:16:29.440 this drop this week? I Platinum did already, which is kind of crazy. 214 00:16:29.480 --> 00:16:32.600 I saw that you planted to me. I saw, so the is 215 00:16:32.600 --> 00:16:34.919 the game not that long? Because I saw not a lot of people that 216 00:16:36.039 --> 00:16:40.039 I long to do it so quickly. Yeah, I I I did plant 217 00:16:40.080 --> 00:16:41.000 in the first one, to be fair, I don't really plant in a 218 00:16:41.039 --> 00:16:44.919 lot of games. So like a Spider Man is just like I'm naturally just 219 00:16:44.960 --> 00:16:47.879 like I can. I can spend as much time in this game as possible. 220 00:16:47.919 --> 00:16:52.600 So like whatever very manageable stuff they are, Yeah they're not like I 221 00:16:52.639 --> 00:16:56.279 found this one a lot easier than the last one actually, but yeah, 222 00:16:56.320 --> 00:17:02.600 it's it's it is I would say, on the I played on about the 223 00:17:03.000 --> 00:17:06.599 basic difficulty and not like not easy, but not like crazy heart. I 224 00:17:06.640 --> 00:17:07.880 think it was like, what's the default? I played on it hard? 225 00:17:08.680 --> 00:17:15.039 It was the default amazing. I was playing on amazing and I played on 226 00:17:15.079 --> 00:17:18.720 spectacular and that shit is crazy, is it? There are moments that it's 227 00:17:19.119 --> 00:17:22.279 wait, I want to wait for a new game plus to try that. 228 00:17:22.519 --> 00:17:26.319 But the so it's about I would say, honestly, you could finish that 229 00:17:26.319 --> 00:17:30.400 game about like you could finish the story in like twenty hours. Yeah, 230 00:17:30.440 --> 00:17:34.440 and I plantined it in about I planted it in about thirty, which I 231 00:17:34.440 --> 00:17:37.440 think is perfect. By the way. I think that's like, I think 232 00:17:37.480 --> 00:17:41.519 that is perfect length. That is like my ideal because like I see so 233 00:17:41.599 --> 00:17:42.759 many games that it's like, oh man, eighty hours and I'm like, 234 00:17:44.720 --> 00:17:47.440 I'm not going to finish this. I'm just not. I love that I 235 00:17:47.480 --> 00:17:52.000 do not have it. I don't have the intention span nothing is compelling enough 236 00:17:52.039 --> 00:17:55.440 to like keep it. Like it'd be like if a movie was like ten 237 00:17:55.519 --> 00:18:00.119 hours, Like all right, like i I'm whatever, I'm sure, like 238 00:18:00.119 --> 00:18:00.839 I'm sure a lot of this is great, but like, what the fuck 239 00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:06.000 I'm gonna sit through ten hours of this the exact same thing, if the 240 00:18:06.000 --> 00:18:07.440 fact you admit that as the thing, like you understand like I'm not because 241 00:18:07.480 --> 00:18:12.119 like Balder's Gate three is like I'm I'm doing everything in the inner City right 242 00:18:12.119 --> 00:18:17.079 now. I'm doing every single thing. I'm doing the things with the nine 243 00:18:17.240 --> 00:18:21.960 the nine fingers, I'm doing everything with the fucking the Uh no, no, 244 00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:27.480 you're gonna do everything single thing in the lower city. You're misunderstand that 245 00:18:27.720 --> 00:18:30.960 itself is like thirty hours of gameplay all of that, right, And I'm 246 00:18:32.000 --> 00:18:33.440 like Jesus right. So so to me, I look at it. I 247 00:18:33.440 --> 00:18:36.880 look at a game like that, and I'm like Balder's Gate or like elden 248 00:18:37.000 --> 00:18:38.279 Ring, which a ring I think I could still finish. I just fell 249 00:18:38.279 --> 00:18:41.039 off it because other stuff was coming down and I had to play. Was 250 00:18:41.039 --> 00:18:44.440 a long fucking game. Is how we didn't stop playing it. That was 251 00:18:44.480 --> 00:18:47.440 the thing, Like, yeah, I just didn't stop playing it. I 252 00:18:47.440 --> 00:18:49.640 put one hundred hours in elden Ring and I'm almost at the end. But 253 00:18:49.720 --> 00:18:52.519 like what, I don't know whatever, it's the thing, but yeah, 254 00:18:52.559 --> 00:18:56.839 but the thing to me is like the thing to me about a lot of 255 00:18:56.839 --> 00:18:59.240 these games where it's like if something's that long. It's like, Okay, 256 00:18:59.279 --> 00:19:03.160 I'll finish shit, but I'm not completing it, you know what I mean. 257 00:19:03.240 --> 00:19:06.160 I'm not gonna go out and like I'm not going to hundred percent a 258 00:19:06.200 --> 00:19:10.240 game that's like eighty hours to finish the main story, like like no fucking 259 00:19:10.279 --> 00:19:12.079 way. Like I'm not one hundred percent in Starfield. Fuck no way, 260 00:19:12.279 --> 00:19:15.440 I'm not one hundred percenting Skyrim one hundred percent and Fall like fuck that shit. 261 00:19:15.559 --> 00:19:18.480 But like a game like Spider Man where it's like, oh, it's 262 00:19:18.480 --> 00:19:22.279 a twenty hour story, there's like some extra stuff, thirty hours max forty 263 00:19:22.319 --> 00:19:26.039 if you're slow, that's that's plenty for me. That's awesome. That's an 264 00:19:26.039 --> 00:19:30.680 approachable platinum for me. But uh, it is shorter, Uh it is. 265 00:19:32.200 --> 00:19:34.480 It is shorter than the first one. It is, which I don't 266 00:19:34.480 --> 00:19:37.440 think is a bad thing really Yeah, yeah, that's the first one was 267 00:19:37.440 --> 00:19:41.400 twenty five hours. The first one was twenty five hours. This it's about 268 00:19:41.440 --> 00:19:48.319 five hours shorter. But like it's it's really good. I wouldn't say it's 269 00:19:48.359 --> 00:19:51.079 like I would. I would. I would highly recommend people play it if 270 00:19:51.079 --> 00:19:52.680 you if you're if you have the opportunity to play it, because it's fucking 271 00:19:52.720 --> 00:19:56.440 dope. A lot of it is really good. The parts that I don't 272 00:19:56.480 --> 00:20:03.920 like are really like minuscule. If you like Spider Man, if you like 273 00:20:03.039 --> 00:20:07.839 Spider Man, if you're really a Spider Man fan, playing this game will 274 00:20:07.880 --> 00:20:11.839 be an awesome experience with you. If you've been a fan of Spider Man, 275 00:20:11.880 --> 00:20:15.279 Like if you were like a nineties kid reading Spider Man comics and all 276 00:20:15.359 --> 00:20:19.799 the like ridiculous ship from the nineties is like was your thing? Playing this 277 00:20:19.920 --> 00:20:23.839 game is one hundred your alley? Yeah? Maybe because there's maybe I'm not 278 00:20:23.839 --> 00:20:29.160 gonna there's maybe you know what, Maybe you know what, maybe when when 279 00:20:29.359 --> 00:20:32.880 when Sweeney finishes it, Uh, maybe we'll do like a similar ball to 280 00:20:32.880 --> 00:20:36.359 this gate thing, or like Sweeney and I will just like run through. 281 00:20:37.200 --> 00:20:41.160 Are you gonna find a play it soon? Derek? Uh So, it's 282 00:20:41.200 --> 00:20:44.160 like I said, I don't have PS five. It's not there's not enough 283 00:20:44.160 --> 00:20:47.240 ship out for me still to justify that now it's worth it. I think 284 00:20:47.440 --> 00:20:52.920 the only thing that I would buy is uh is Demon Souls and this, 285 00:20:53.200 --> 00:20:59.279 And to me, that's not enough to buy an entire console. Be good. 286 00:21:00.000 --> 00:21:00.599 I say, Spider Man two is gonna come out for PC at some 287 00:21:00.599 --> 00:21:03.000 point, and it's going to be more feature complete than it is right now, 288 00:21:03.079 --> 00:21:07.640 because I will say it's buggy as hell man like it is it is. 289 00:21:07.519 --> 00:21:11.039 It is so much buggier than I really ever anticipated it, being like 290 00:21:11.079 --> 00:21:14.279 there are periods of times where I was like, there's like a fight in 291 00:21:14.359 --> 00:21:17.039 like there's a fight sequence in Coney Island where you're fighting a bunch of people 292 00:21:17.359 --> 00:21:22.559 and I knocked people out of bounds, and like, you can only progress 293 00:21:22.640 --> 00:21:26.119 if you beat everybody, And like I would see this guy like across the 294 00:21:26.160 --> 00:21:27.079 street in Coney Island, I would try to go get him, and then 295 00:21:27.119 --> 00:21:30.440 the game would like push pull me back. It's like nope, come back. 296 00:21:30.880 --> 00:21:33.559 I'm like, what the fuck I can't I can't finish this. That 297 00:21:33.640 --> 00:21:37.880 happened like eight that happened to me eight times. I spawned as like a 298 00:21:37.880 --> 00:21:44.119 white cube twice, like I think Miles's body dis No, Miles's body disappeared, 299 00:21:44.160 --> 00:21:48.079 so it was just Miles floating head walking around talking to people. Like 300 00:21:48.440 --> 00:21:53.039 a surprising number I ran into the whole. I would do missions and I 301 00:21:53.039 --> 00:21:56.359 would just like clip to somewhere and not be able to move, and I'm 302 00:21:56.359 --> 00:22:03.079 like, well, I got stuck under a highway once doing during a car 303 00:22:03.160 --> 00:22:08.000 chase. There's like it's it's not it's not a stable as the first one. 304 00:22:10.920 --> 00:22:12.319 New game plus is in in it, so like there's gonna be more 305 00:22:12.319 --> 00:22:15.240 stuff on it when it comes to PC inevitably, like and in probably like 306 00:22:15.240 --> 00:22:18.440 what year and a half you have to imagine, so, uh, I 307 00:22:18.480 --> 00:22:22.400 don't know, man, you have to say, I would say, yeah, 308 00:22:22.559 --> 00:22:26.839 they're becoming quicker quick with that stuff. I'll get I'll probably get like 309 00:22:26.920 --> 00:22:30.960 because I know what they're gonna do, some type of slim PS five or 310 00:22:30.960 --> 00:22:37.000 something. They're gonna yeah, like a new iteration. I'll probably get that. 311 00:22:37.599 --> 00:22:42.519 I just man, because I know you, I know yeah, and 312 00:22:42.559 --> 00:22:47.079 to me and like some other people may completely disagree, but when I look 313 00:22:47.119 --> 00:22:49.039 at the PS four pro graphics and I look at the PS five graphics, 314 00:22:49.079 --> 00:22:53.319 I just I just don't care enough to be like, what a what a 315 00:22:53.359 --> 00:22:56.559 massive improvement. It's like, yeah, it's a noticeable improvement, of course, 316 00:22:56.680 --> 00:23:00.400 but a lot of it is a lot a lot of it. A 317 00:23:00.440 --> 00:23:06.440 lot of it is in't just like hardware and like what it's a lot in 318 00:23:06.480 --> 00:23:10.039 performance and like the stuff that can happen now, like because there are some 319 00:23:10.039 --> 00:23:14.359 things that, yeah, like specifically with the SSD, because like they do 320 00:23:14.400 --> 00:23:17.559 it a little bit in Ratchet and Clank, the last Insomniac game that they 321 00:23:17.559 --> 00:23:22.200 had, where it's like instantaneous like level switching that's like, yeah, really 322 00:23:22.359 --> 00:23:25.960 really taxing on certain PCs unless you have like the like a really beef a 323 00:23:25.960 --> 00:23:27.880 beefy rig. So it's cool. And there's some missions in this one in 324 00:23:27.920 --> 00:23:32.680 this game that do stuff like that. It's I don't know, I wouldn't 325 00:23:32.680 --> 00:23:36.160 say if you're not like Balls to the Wall, like man, I love 326 00:23:36.240 --> 00:23:40.079 love Spider Man, Like I wouldn't necessarily be like, oh, run out 327 00:23:40.119 --> 00:23:41.680 and buy a fucking console over it. But it's really good. It's it's 328 00:23:41.759 --> 00:23:48.039 a solid Spider Man game. Although the villains are awesome, but they're not 329 00:23:48.119 --> 00:23:52.000 even I don't know, man, Venom is it. I don't think this 330 00:23:52.039 --> 00:23:55.279 is a spoiler really, but Venom is in the game for like thirty minutes. 331 00:23:56.079 --> 00:24:00.559 It's like a really it's it's like a really is an upsetting for like 332 00:24:02.599 --> 00:24:07.279 it's not long, like just not nearly not nearly enough it should be. 333 00:24:07.480 --> 00:24:11.680 Yeah, it's it's. It's it's kind of it's kind of like the biggest 334 00:24:11.839 --> 00:24:15.319 the biggest problem, the biggest problem of the game has like we'll get to 335 00:24:15.359 --> 00:24:17.279 do it in spoiler cast if we choose to do it, is like it's 336 00:24:17.319 --> 00:24:19.599 that the pacing is fucked. I think like it's it's a really awesome story, 337 00:24:19.640 --> 00:24:22.799 it's really good, but like there's certain things that really should have a 338 00:24:22.799 --> 00:24:26.359 lot more time and and they just sort of you know what it feels like. 339 00:24:26.519 --> 00:24:30.880 Did you play Ragnarok, Derek, Yeah, it you know how Ragnarok 340 00:24:30.920 --> 00:24:37.240 feels like it just sort of happens in like like like really fucking immediately, 341 00:24:37.319 --> 00:24:40.720 and there's all this build up to it. It's it feels like that where's 342 00:24:41.000 --> 00:24:44.319 it feels a lot like that where it's like it's not necessarily that this is 343 00:24:44.359 --> 00:24:49.079 bad, it's just that like there's not enough of it and it doesn't breathe. 344 00:24:51.440 --> 00:24:53.920 That's kind of the that's the only complaint that that's weird is the for 345 00:24:55.039 --> 00:25:00.279 Ragnarok. That was the end for Spider Man two. It's the it's the 346 00:25:00.440 --> 00:25:07.119 end of act too. No no, no, you're not ramps. Yeah, 347 00:25:07.720 --> 00:25:10.720 it'll is the it's the end for for for Spider Man as well. 348 00:25:11.400 --> 00:25:15.920 I think you'll be fucking surprised by just how like, oh, I'm I'm 349 00:25:15.960 --> 00:25:19.079 not gonna spoil anything. Let's let's just move let's just move on. We 350 00:25:19.279 --> 00:25:22.359 were dancing around something that we should will be able to talk about. Also, 351 00:25:22.400 --> 00:25:26.200 Derek's not hasn't played it, so it's it's fun. Yeah, I 352 00:25:26.359 --> 00:25:29.799 haven't played it, look at I might just I thought about it my my 353 00:25:29.960 --> 00:25:33.279 because my my roommate says, hey, anytime you want to play the PS 354 00:25:33.359 --> 00:25:34.640 five, like, go ahead, and so I kind of forgot that. 355 00:25:34.680 --> 00:25:37.960 I'm like, oh, maybe I'll just buy the game specifically to play it. 356 00:25:40.240 --> 00:25:45.200 Oh yeah, you still about renting. Yeah, that is an option. 357 00:25:45.559 --> 00:25:48.119 There's things that yeah, interesting, Yeah you can blow through that in 358 00:25:48.119 --> 00:25:52.680 a weekend. Dude, like it's it's it's easy. Yeah, I might 359 00:25:52.720 --> 00:25:57.400 just do that anyway. But what else happened this week? Probably I hate 360 00:25:57.400 --> 00:26:03.200 asking a question because it's always the answer is always nothing and then nothing because 361 00:26:03.319 --> 00:26:11.000 you otherwise you wouldn't have to ask. Yeah, And then I wanted to. 362 00:26:11.160 --> 00:26:14.960 I totally forgot. I wanted to. I wanted to discuss this off 363 00:26:15.079 --> 00:26:18.160 the air, but I just wanted to Actually, no, it doesn't it. 364 00:26:18.839 --> 00:26:22.000 I was just gonna say, because I completely forgot to set this up 365 00:26:22.039 --> 00:26:26.799 because somebody I know, they just had a I'll tell you what. This 366 00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:30.920 is what I'm gonna do if anyone's interested, because I just wanted to. 367 00:26:30.920 --> 00:26:33.920 I just want to help my friend out who had a ball cancer surgery. 368 00:26:34.359 --> 00:26:37.279 I just wanted to direct them. Yeah, I just want to. But 369 00:26:37.519 --> 00:26:41.200 here's the thing. I'm completely ill prepared. I completely forgot I was supposed 370 00:26:41.200 --> 00:26:45.079 to top of the show. Everything. All I'm gonna do is long story 371 00:26:45.119 --> 00:26:49.480 short. If anybody wants to take a look at a situation in the description, 372 00:26:51.440 --> 00:26:53.079 I will leave a link if you, you know, if you want 373 00:26:53.079 --> 00:26:56.400 to, if you're interested in the story or something like that. That's all. 374 00:26:56.759 --> 00:27:00.400 I just want to put that out there. No big deal. He's 375 00:27:00.440 --> 00:27:03.759 not dead, so whatever, it's no like you know what I'm saying, 376 00:27:03.160 --> 00:27:06.960 Like, if you can donate maybe two cents, really, that's all. 377 00:27:07.000 --> 00:27:10.119 That's all he That's all I care about enough to give him, like two 378 00:27:10.160 --> 00:27:12.359 cents. You know that nigga stole my He stole my jacket when we went 379 00:27:12.359 --> 00:27:17.440 on a tour we did we did you as tour and he was the basis, 380 00:27:17.920 --> 00:27:22.359 long story short, we got home. This is a jacket that does 381 00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:25.519 not exist anymore. You guys, know, big Black Christopher Boykin from a 382 00:27:25.640 --> 00:27:29.680 Robin Big. So he had a line and packs under the wall in the 383 00:27:29.759 --> 00:27:33.599 mall, and so I bought one of his hoodies and that line doesn't exist 384 00:27:33.640 --> 00:27:37.079 anymore. And this motherfucker's dead, so he ain't making any more lines. 385 00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:38.960 And so I was like, hey, man, I left my jacket in 386 00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:41.559 the fucking van. Can I pick it up? And then he tells me, 387 00:27:41.799 --> 00:27:45.759 oh, dude, I threw everything away in the van, And I 388 00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:48.799 just like, what do you do in that situation, because I'm thinking, 389 00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:52.880 clearly he is lying and he just took the hoodie, but like you also 390 00:27:53.400 --> 00:27:57.440 if you can't you know what I mean, Like it's one of those things, 391 00:28:00.400 --> 00:28:03.799 and then you know it's you know, it's funny. It's funny. 392 00:28:03.519 --> 00:28:07.599 The only reason why I even wanted to bring this up in the first place 393 00:28:07.119 --> 00:28:11.000 is because I had that immediate thought where I'm like, ha ha, that's 394 00:28:11.000 --> 00:28:15.920 fucked up, right, But then I'm also thinking that's terrible. Let I 395 00:28:15.960 --> 00:28:18.599 should at least uh, you know, because I don't. I don't hate 396 00:28:18.599 --> 00:28:22.160 the guy. I just I just want to just mention it. And if 397 00:28:22.160 --> 00:28:25.759 anybody is interested, just check the link of description, and don't please Please 398 00:28:26.039 --> 00:28:29.480 do not mention that jacket story. You know you can't. You know you 399 00:28:29.519 --> 00:28:37.000 can donate and comments. Please don't say that you you have never done anything 400 00:28:37.480 --> 00:28:41.559 to ensure that piece of reality more than what you've just said. No, 401 00:28:41.319 --> 00:28:44.559 no, no, no, that will happen. Yeah, okay, yeah, 402 00:28:45.960 --> 00:28:49.000 everybody go check the description and donate to this donate to this thief. 403 00:28:49.839 --> 00:28:57.519 Uh, he stole your jacket. You can't just stole his wall, bro, 404 00:28:57.960 --> 00:29:02.839 That's love. I love the idea. I just love the idea of 405 00:29:02.920 --> 00:29:04.400 him, just like, hey, just trying to sell this guy. It's 406 00:29:04.440 --> 00:29:07.119 like, hey, man, go like this guy's going through some serious ship. 407 00:29:07.160 --> 00:29:11.640 He stole my jacket. Like it's it's just a weird pitch. But 408 00:29:12.079 --> 00:29:17.759 obviously that's a that's a horrible thing. So like anything that we can do 409 00:29:17.839 --> 00:29:21.559 to I just want to say it is a weird pitch, but that is 410 00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:26.160 to be I would not have said anything at all if I didn't have that 411 00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:30.799 thought process like of like, you know, I'm like, fuck this nigga, 412 00:29:30.839 --> 00:29:33.319 he stole my jacket. Who cares? But then I'm like, that's 413 00:29:33.440 --> 00:29:37.240 terrible. There's a terrible line of thinking. I will try to stole my 414 00:29:37.359 --> 00:29:42.079 jacket, So fuck you die of cancer. It's pretty insane. Was like 415 00:29:44.880 --> 00:29:49.519 that was there? Yeah, obviously the the yeah, so the check the 416 00:29:49.559 --> 00:29:52.119 linking description for that. Obviously, the Sniper Wol stuff is happening. I'm 417 00:29:52.160 --> 00:29:55.480 in a video on it, so you guys can check out the video I 418 00:29:55.480 --> 00:29:57.039 did on it. But long story short, it's it's uh, I think 419 00:29:57.039 --> 00:30:00.440 there's like a little update where so for those of you who don't know, 420 00:30:00.440 --> 00:30:03.480 I mean, we talked about this on the previous episode, right like the 421 00:30:03.480 --> 00:30:07.160 Sniperwolf Jacks film situation. I'm sure that we had a whole episode revolving around 422 00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:12.319 that show. So I YouTube demonetized her and then she was like, yeah, 423 00:30:12.359 --> 00:30:15.160 I accept this, this criticism or whatever, I accept the punishment. 424 00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:18.799 And then she took a lot of her videos and uploaded it to a second 425 00:30:18.079 --> 00:30:22.519 channel that was monetized. I think they have since they have since I posted 426 00:30:22.519 --> 00:30:27.039 the video, they have demonetized those as well. But that's like, I 427 00:30:27.079 --> 00:30:29.880 don't know what, I don't know what this is. It's it just seems 428 00:30:29.880 --> 00:30:32.200 to be like a game of ping pong now where she's just trying to circumvent 429 00:30:33.000 --> 00:30:36.359 any kind of punishment for this shit. I honestly, I'm surprised Instagram. 430 00:30:36.480 --> 00:30:37.920 Somebody brought it up in a in a I was reading the comments on my 431 00:30:38.000 --> 00:30:41.559 videos on my video about it, and people were like, I'm honestly shocked 432 00:30:41.599 --> 00:30:48.640 that Instagram haven't taken her down from like their platform, because that's where all 433 00:30:48.680 --> 00:30:49.720 this happened. And I'm like, that's a good point, actually, Like 434 00:30:49.759 --> 00:30:57.839 it's kinda it is weird, like Instagram doesn't have that like central. Uh, 435 00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:02.880 okay, so you can go on Yeah, well what I mean is, 436 00:31:03.160 --> 00:31:06.559 okay, let's say let's say Instagram has an account that's just you know, 437 00:31:06.640 --> 00:31:11.160 at Instagram or whatever. The fuck. Uh, you can't just type 438 00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:14.799 at you can't just put You have to go on a post or or reel 439 00:31:14.960 --> 00:31:17.880 or in the comments sections, and they're not gonna fuck you know what I'm 440 00:31:17.880 --> 00:31:22.079 saying. It's so it's so it doesn't look bad at all. Like say, 441 00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:26.000 if you go on Twitter, uh YouTube's official Twitter account, and as 442 00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:29.559 soon as you see any other posts, it's just flooded with comments, people 443 00:31:29.559 --> 00:31:32.920 talking shit, Like it's so much more obvious to be like, okay, 444 00:31:32.920 --> 00:31:36.359 we need to do something. People making YouTube videos and stuff. I don't 445 00:31:36.359 --> 00:31:40.559 really think anybody's going on Instagram making a bunch of videos and tagging Instagram or 446 00:31:40.559 --> 00:31:41.319 tagging and be like, hey, you guys, you know what I'm saying. 447 00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:45.319 So like there's no no pressure at all, Like Zuck doesn't know anything 448 00:31:45.359 --> 00:31:49.319 about this, or any of his team don't know shit about this. Zux 449 00:31:49.400 --> 00:31:56.119 is trying to get ready to kill Elon. Bro. Yeah dude, you 450 00:31:56.119 --> 00:32:00.799 hear that Elon. So you know the Tesla's not doing well. The cyber 451 00:32:00.839 --> 00:32:05.400 truck is is hilarious, like as far as everything that's gone on with it 452 00:32:05.440 --> 00:32:07.799 because of how when you see the truck right, let's say you okay, 453 00:32:07.839 --> 00:32:10.960 I don't care if you think it looks cool, fair enough, but like 454 00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:16.400 you have to be objective about it that that thing is completely unsafe. It's 455 00:32:16.839 --> 00:32:23.240 way imaginable. Everything steel where there's no fucking, there's no fucking, there's 456 00:32:23.279 --> 00:32:30.200 no damage absorped impact absorption from steel. Like old cars are way where people 457 00:32:30.240 --> 00:32:34.559 don't understand this, People don't understand physics. Old cars are way more dangerous 458 00:32:34.559 --> 00:32:37.920 than new cars. Reay. Why cars can get totaled so easily is to 459 00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:40.279 protect you and they take all the force of impact. Like, so a 460 00:32:40.279 --> 00:32:45.000 lot of people that get in cars that are told are fine instead of you 461 00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:49.240 snapping your fucking neck off, are hitting something to where your head is you 462 00:32:49.279 --> 00:32:52.440 know, I don't need to get into that, but my point being that 463 00:32:52.599 --> 00:32:54.279 is a point, that is a point that it's not hair home. I've 464 00:32:54.279 --> 00:32:58.599 seen so many people being like, man, so shit's built so poorly these 465 00:32:58.640 --> 00:33:00.200 days. The cars just crumple. It's like if they didn't crumple, you 466 00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:05.640 would, like you don't understand, like those old those old cars, like 467 00:33:05.839 --> 00:33:09.640 don't they just displace all of the damage onto your fucking body to the point 468 00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:13.640 it's like, oh yeah, your car's a little scratched, but now your 469 00:33:13.720 --> 00:33:17.079 bones are all into a way different place than they used to be. Your 470 00:33:17.119 --> 00:33:22.680 whole entire bodies outside your windshield in someone else's car. And and the thing 471 00:33:22.720 --> 00:33:25.400 about it is like you only think you're fine because the car inside is like 472 00:33:25.519 --> 00:33:31.559 not fucked up, you know what I mean, Like that's it. Then 473 00:33:31.599 --> 00:33:36.559 you can't walk, dude. I know so many people who like like were 474 00:33:36.599 --> 00:33:39.319 in accidents in those old cars, and like they have they still they're still 475 00:33:39.400 --> 00:33:44.359 dealing with like ship from that, Like they're still dealing with like oh yeah, 476 00:33:44.440 --> 00:33:46.039 like I'm off balanced here, like I've got this pain here that just 477 00:33:46.200 --> 00:33:49.839 doesn't go away, whereas like, I don't know, man, I've I've 478 00:33:49.880 --> 00:33:53.559 seen people walk away from those like really disastrous looking car wrecks where the cars 479 00:33:53.559 --> 00:33:57.599 like crumpled and they're just totally fucking fine, now you know what I mean. 480 00:33:57.599 --> 00:34:00.640 They might be a little stressed out cars because that's probably can't because I 481 00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:04.480 bet psychologically it's probably scary to be in a car that's crumbling around. Yeah, 482 00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:09.880 but imagine Yeah, but physically they're fine. Yeah, being a really 483 00:34:09.920 --> 00:34:13.480 bad car crash at least one time, like a really bad one, why 484 00:34:13.519 --> 00:34:16.400 would like flip and everything, you know, and I want I want that 485 00:34:16.519 --> 00:34:20.159 for you as well. I want that for you as well, Kingston. 486 00:34:20.760 --> 00:34:25.920 Yeah, man, like I wish, I wish you nothing but luck in 487 00:34:27.000 --> 00:34:30.159 finding that scenario for yourself. Yeah. Not the car perfectly fine, Like 488 00:34:30.159 --> 00:34:34.079 look, guys, I'm all right. And then the person I hate is 489 00:34:34.239 --> 00:34:40.360 just he looks like he looks like cyborg gets crazy, Like damn, dude, 490 00:34:40.679 --> 00:34:45.199 you're gonna be You're gonna have powers. Probably, oh you're just gonna 491 00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:50.000 die real painful. Yeah, due that cyber truck. For that cyber truck 492 00:34:50.079 --> 00:34:54.920 looks like absolutely it looks like a Halo vehicle. Like like a like but 493 00:34:54.960 --> 00:34:58.000 like not even like a real one. It looks like it like a like 494 00:34:58.079 --> 00:35:00.159 an alpha like like like, oh, this this is like the rough sketch 495 00:35:00.280 --> 00:35:10.719 of like what this feature is like a Halo vehicle that's rendering. Yep, 496 00:35:12.679 --> 00:35:16.239 yeah, I don't like look, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie. 497 00:35:16.280 --> 00:35:19.519 Like part of me looks at it, and I think, like, just 498 00:35:19.519 --> 00:35:22.320 because it looks so strange, part of my brain is like, that does 499 00:35:22.360 --> 00:35:27.280 look kind of cool. I would never want to drive that thing or own 500 00:35:27.360 --> 00:35:30.519 it or have to deal with it, but I like it's like instead, 501 00:35:30.679 --> 00:35:32.440 I'll put it this way. If I was like making like a sci fi 502 00:35:32.559 --> 00:35:37.840 world or something, I would probably put that design into fiction somewhere, you 503 00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:40.239 know what I mean. Like it looks it looks cool enough aesthetically until you 504 00:35:40.280 --> 00:35:45.320 start really thinking about, like, oh, this is barely street legal probably, 505 00:35:45.159 --> 00:35:51.440 like and it's barely meets the standards in United States. As a matter 506 00:35:51.440 --> 00:35:55.360 of fact, it didn't, and they had to, like they basically had 507 00:35:55.360 --> 00:36:00.880 to increase the value of the car by by one hundred percent to get a 508 00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:06.239 street legal because he wanted to sell the car for under like fifty thousand dollars 509 00:36:06.280 --> 00:36:10.480 and now probably they're gonna go for around one hundred k once once they're ready, 510 00:36:10.559 --> 00:36:16.119 and you might be able to get one next year maybe, And if 511 00:36:16.119 --> 00:36:20.760 you do, it's just good fucking luck, dude. It's just it's just 512 00:36:20.840 --> 00:36:24.920 so it's such a novelty, unsaved fucking car. Uh. You will absolutely 513 00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:30.840 cut pedestrians in half if you hit them. It's a complete it's a complete 514 00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:37.239 right angle like it's it's just angle, but like the complete and half that 515 00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:43.360 is crazy. It's like it's so I I really, if there's a car 516 00:36:43.480 --> 00:36:46.199 that I wouldn't want to get hit by on this earth, it's probably that 517 00:36:46.559 --> 00:36:50.760 it's probably the cyber truck. Like I I can't even imagine how much that 518 00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:57.239 would hurt. You're just being by lodds of survivability is so low, it's 519 00:36:57.280 --> 00:37:02.159 so fucking loganting hit you're like, no, I'm gonna get severed. No, 520 00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:07.800 man, can't. I can't wait to see what happens. Elon gives 521 00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:10.599 me hope sometimes because I look at him and I'm like, man, he's 522 00:37:10.599 --> 00:37:19.400 so rich and he's so like his instincts are so bad that like it must 523 00:37:19.480 --> 00:37:22.239 be like it, Like he makes it feel like being that rich is not 524 00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:24.920 out of reach, you know what I mean, Like there's something about like 525 00:37:24.960 --> 00:37:30.800 the like where he is and like where because I understand that there are certain 526 00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:32.079 areas where he's smart. It's kind of like I think we were having this 527 00:37:32.079 --> 00:37:37.039 conversation in like in in another episode recently, we were talking about like, 528 00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:40.679 oh yeah, like Isaac Newton was like really brilliant, but he but he 529 00:37:40.719 --> 00:37:45.480 fucking put mercury behind his fucking eyes because he thought that would help him for 530 00:37:45.519 --> 00:37:47.400 some reason. It's like there's there's like a limited amount of intelligence that people 531 00:37:47.400 --> 00:37:50.880 have, and I'm sure like there's an area where Elon Muskt smart, but 532 00:37:50.960 --> 00:37:52.519 like in a lot of the areas that he is like full front in like 533 00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:57.159 in force of or like in the public eye or like representative of, I 534 00:37:57.480 --> 00:38:00.159 don't believe those are the things. Like I think like maybe he's really good 535 00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:04.400 at sudoku and that's like people were like, whoa, he's really good at 536 00:38:04.400 --> 00:38:08.679 Sudokut's because like there's so many decisions that he makes that I'm like just like 537 00:38:08.679 --> 00:38:13.280 this is just like not this is just a dumb idea, Like like getting 538 00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:15.360 rid of circles on Twitter is like a weird idea, like I don't understand 539 00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:22.480 the purpose of that. It's it's very bizarre. There's other things that he's 540 00:38:22.519 --> 00:38:23.679 done with Twitter, too, like the fact that, like the fact that 541 00:38:23.960 --> 00:38:28.480 look bots are out in full force on Twitter right now, and they have 542 00:38:28.599 --> 00:38:31.719 been for like a while now, and I have not had a worse experience 543 00:38:31.760 --> 00:38:37.440 on Twitter with bots since, like since Elon took over. It's been way 544 00:38:37.480 --> 00:38:40.239 worse, like noticeably worse. And I think most people probably wouldn't notice. 545 00:38:40.239 --> 00:38:45.119 Maybe most people don't notice because they're not like public figures in the same way 546 00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:46.719 that we are, where we get a lot of engagement in that way, 547 00:38:46.760 --> 00:38:51.280 we get a lot of messages, but like the messages that I used to 548 00:38:51.320 --> 00:38:54.199 get were actual people, Like I get like maybe one spam account a month. 549 00:38:54.760 --> 00:38:59.360 Now it's like every fucking day. It's a day lose to the point 550 00:38:59.360 --> 00:39:01.480 where like I don't check messages anymore, Like I'm sorry if you're sending me 551 00:39:01.480 --> 00:39:06.079 messages and I'm not like reading them or taking them into a counter responding to 552 00:39:06.119 --> 00:39:08.159 them, or it probably seems like I don't give a ship, but I 553 00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:13.559 I sincerely just I can't I can't be bothered to wade through all of the 554 00:39:13.719 --> 00:39:16.760 spam to get to the people who like are actually saying things because it's so 555 00:39:17.199 --> 00:39:23.119 much spam. It's crazy. Missing all them nudes. Boy, that's fine, 556 00:39:23.320 --> 00:39:27.360 missing on them, all the dudes I have, you know, I 557 00:39:27.400 --> 00:39:30.719 got, I got up in here, I got a lot. I got 558 00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:34.119 some six ship up there. You got some six ship up there? Oh 559 00:39:34.199 --> 00:39:38.280 yeah, at all? No more. When I look back, I'm my 560 00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:42.719 own porn history. I realized how far I've fallen as a person. You 561 00:39:42.719 --> 00:39:45.679 know, how far are you? How far are you? Crazy? Ship? 562 00:39:45.159 --> 00:39:47.599 Just fall just far fell? I thought, what do you mean? 563 00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:51.480 Like wait, what? Yeah? In what way you explain yourself? It 564 00:39:51.559 --> 00:39:52.920 used to be used to be like just you know, like real soft core 565 00:39:52.960 --> 00:40:00.280 stuff, you know, innocent. What's it now? What? What's just 566 00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:07.639 file? Just just taking rhino pills beforehand, just like just to just to 567 00:40:07.920 --> 00:40:12.440 knock the girl one, you know, just there's just a sower one And 568 00:40:12.480 --> 00:40:15.039 I'm like, that's crazy. Just like it's his eyes like red and ship 569 00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:21.760 and he's just he's like literally, clearly, it's just a video. It's 570 00:40:21.760 --> 00:40:23.400 just a video of this. It's just a video of this eight foot tall 571 00:40:23.840 --> 00:40:27.679 This is a video of this eight foot tall guy staring angrily in the cameras. 572 00:40:27.679 --> 00:40:30.639 His eyes get progressively more red and you can tell he's beating off off 573 00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:34.639 off screen, but his face, his facial expression, his facial expression is 574 00:40:34.639 --> 00:40:37.960 not changing at all. He's just like moving a little bit to indicate that 575 00:40:38.119 --> 00:40:43.079 there's some jostling going on. And that's the porn that Kingston watches now as 576 00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:45.719 supposed to. Before it was just like still images of like it was just 577 00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:50.159 sports illustrated photos or like like Playboy. It's so funny, dude, It's 578 00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:54.559 so funny thinking about Playboy, because I used to think Playboy was like like 579 00:40:54.559 --> 00:40:59.559 like Playboy would be enough to distract me back in the day, you know 580 00:40:59.559 --> 00:41:04.280 what I mean. Like I remember playing Mafia Too almost exclusively to collect those 581 00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:06.679 Playboys, Like specifically, I'd be like, oh man, let me, 582 00:41:06.719 --> 00:41:08.840 let me, let me get because that was a collectible in fucking Mafia Too. 583 00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:12.920 You would go around and collect like vintage Playboys and there would be like 584 00:41:12.960 --> 00:41:15.039 these, like just straight up nude photos in this game, and I'm like, 585 00:41:15.039 --> 00:41:16.199 this is sick. It was like this is this is enough for me? 586 00:41:17.280 --> 00:41:22.360 I don't even think I sincerely, I sincerely don't think I would even 587 00:41:22.000 --> 00:41:25.199 do a double take in a Playboy now, Like, I don't even think 588 00:41:25.199 --> 00:41:30.639 it would remotely get even I wouldn't even notice it. Probably, yeah, 589 00:41:30.639 --> 00:41:34.800 it's too I don't know. I've never been like, Okay, so I 590 00:41:34.840 --> 00:41:38.119 did, uh, because I don't know why. There's a lot of old 591 00:41:38.119 --> 00:41:44.880 people. I don't know. In certain households they had like either some type 592 00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:49.280 of they had magazines in the bathroom and some people had playboys or whatever. 593 00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:52.559 Like uh, I had a couple of friends their dads were like that it 594 00:41:52.639 --> 00:41:55.000 was just open and the public and were like, oh, this was cool, 595 00:41:55.480 --> 00:41:59.000 and uh, nothing like that in our house obviously. But there was 596 00:41:59.719 --> 00:42:04.480 the Sports Illustrated the Swimsuit edition. Now, the Swimsuit Edition was borderline like 597 00:42:04.519 --> 00:42:07.800 Playboy, and there was something actually a little bit better than that that I 598 00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:12.800 liked. There was kind of the tease of then just some like dumb broad 599 00:42:12.880 --> 00:42:16.000 that's posed in a like in an impossible way, that's airbrush to perfection and 600 00:42:16.000 --> 00:42:20.400 all this shit, where there was a little less of that in the Swimsuit 601 00:42:20.559 --> 00:42:23.599 edition, where obviously it's still fake, but like these are like they're in 602 00:42:23.679 --> 00:42:29.039 bikinis and they're supposed to look kind of sporty to a certain extent, there 603 00:42:29.119 --> 00:42:32.400 was something cool about that, like the implication of like the implied a nudity 604 00:42:32.519 --> 00:42:37.639 was actually kind of nice. So I kind of double take on that. 605 00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:42.639 Like, say, for example, if I saw a fucking ployboy the same 606 00:42:42.639 --> 00:42:45.079 thing, I'm just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, tits. But 607 00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:49.400 then if I'm in like say I'm in the grocery aisle and there's some chick 608 00:42:49.440 --> 00:42:52.519 that's like her tits are almost about to spill out or something, I'm like, 609 00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:54.159 what's going on there? It's just horrible. I don't know. It's 610 00:42:54.159 --> 00:42:59.719 a weird thing, right, say, is it gonna happen or just gonnaplow 611 00:42:59.719 --> 00:43:06.239 it out of We're top. It's just I need multiple women scissoring, fountains 612 00:43:06.239 --> 00:43:12.159 of squirt coming off their mouths, coming on their mouths, talking about lactating. 613 00:43:12.559 --> 00:43:15.239 I need women lactating. I need them squirting on each other. I 614 00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:21.280 need spitting, scissoring. I mean, I just need very. You need 615 00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:27.119 excrement from every orifice, gotcha, I get it. There's if there's a 616 00:43:27.239 --> 00:43:34.039 dry orfice, I don't want it. That's crazy. It's squirt. I 617 00:43:34.119 --> 00:43:37.039 need all of any fucking beer. What what's what are those things called the 618 00:43:37.159 --> 00:43:42.880 beer funnels? What are they called when you chug those things. I don't 619 00:43:42.880 --> 00:43:46.800 know, I just funnels. Are they called funnels? I don't know, 620 00:43:46.920 --> 00:43:51.920 wrong, it's probably wrong, but like whatever, we're not alcoholics, so 621 00:43:51.960 --> 00:43:54.599 like it doesn't matter. Anybody who's gonna be like, I'm actually actually that's 622 00:43:54.599 --> 00:44:00.679 called a I'm Steinian funnel flask or whatever. It's like all right, yeah, 623 00:44:00.760 --> 00:44:01.719 yeah, yeah, we're yeah, all right, no, no, 624 00:44:01.760 --> 00:44:04.840 I got it. It's a beer. It's a beer bong. But I 625 00:44:04.880 --> 00:44:09.920 was gonna say just beer bong. Uh. I learned this from Chappelle's show 626 00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:15.559 cause I don't know. Putting milk in people's asses, I don't know why 627 00:44:15.599 --> 00:44:20.079 that's a thing, but I learned that from A that there was like a 628 00:44:20.119 --> 00:44:23.199 specific, There was a specific, but I think it was like a he 629 00:44:23.280 --> 00:44:27.760 was doing like a gay segment or something about like the way that gay people 630 00:44:27.760 --> 00:44:30.159 do things versus like regular people, and it's essentially like the gay covers, 631 00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:37.000 like just over exaggerated, you know, like stuff like that where I think 632 00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:39.440 one of the guys his his license plate said ass milk on it, and 633 00:44:39.480 --> 00:44:42.880 I'm like, what the fuck is that? Like the fuck is ass milk? 634 00:44:42.920 --> 00:44:45.719 And then I learned what ass milk was but going on the internet and 635 00:44:45.800 --> 00:44:51.440 apparently that's a that's a thing. So squirting, right, lactating milk. 636 00:44:51.599 --> 00:44:53.239 You get that milk that's lack tank and then you put it in their ass 637 00:44:53.239 --> 00:44:57.000 and they squirt that out. That's what we're talking about. That type shit. 638 00:44:57.039 --> 00:45:00.840 You watch Imagine for a moment. By the way, Imagine Imagine this 639 00:45:00.880 --> 00:45:02.960 is your first episode of the podcast. Imagine this is your first episode of 640 00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:10.920 this show for a moment. Yeah, I don't even know how how something 641 00:45:10.960 --> 00:45:15.719 that's so crazy? What There's this video that I saw on Twitter once where 642 00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:22.199 there was this girl and she put mentos in her pussy and then poured. 643 00:45:22.719 --> 00:45:29.400 No, no, that's so stupid. And what's funny is that she did 644 00:45:29.440 --> 00:45:34.840 it and after she like spasmed and fell over, she looked so sad, 645 00:45:35.199 --> 00:45:37.320 and I was like, you know, damn what her boyfriend convinced her to 646 00:45:37.320 --> 00:45:43.239 do that? Oh yeah, of course nobody does this ship of their own 647 00:45:43.280 --> 00:45:45.920 voltage, like I could meet, Like my heart went so so I was 648 00:45:45.960 --> 00:45:50.920 like, he definitely talked her into doing that. She did not want to 649 00:45:50.960 --> 00:45:53.119 do that on her own. Now did you have that did you did you 650 00:45:53.159 --> 00:45:58.639 have that reaction? Did you have that reaction? Before or actually you finished. 651 00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:05.760 I'm definitely right after right after, Like I came out and I was 652 00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:07.480 just like, dang, bro, I'm wallinn. Yeah you're already there. 653 00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:12.519 You know you might as well in the in the moment you're like, that's 654 00:46:12.519 --> 00:46:21.960 so hot, awesome. I would love to drink soda that. I can't 655 00:46:21.960 --> 00:46:29.440 believe. I couldnot believe I watched something so vulgar as ago literally and general, 656 00:46:29.519 --> 00:46:32.239 sex in general is so funny. Sex in general is so funny because 657 00:46:32.239 --> 00:46:37.400 it's just like it's it's ages so poorly it ages like there is nothing that 658 00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:45.840 age is worse than that really because like even yes, yes, because immediately 659 00:46:45.880 --> 00:46:50.960 after it just immediately after you're just like what are we doing? Like what 660 00:46:51.079 --> 00:46:53.440 is this? Like this like you just it just feels so like you're lumbering 661 00:46:53.519 --> 00:46:58.519 away. It's just such an awkward feeling. And then like especially like if 662 00:46:58.519 --> 00:47:01.760 it's if you've ever like sexted or anything like that or like had like conversations 663 00:47:01.800 --> 00:47:05.159 like that over the phone or not over the phone, but like over through 664 00:47:05.239 --> 00:47:09.039 through messages. It's like the second week, the second Yeah, when you 665 00:47:09.039 --> 00:47:15.280 look at it afterwards, you're like, Jesus fucking Christ, this is horrible. 666 00:47:15.199 --> 00:47:19.360 It almost it almost feels like you're it almost feels like it almost feels 667 00:47:19.400 --> 00:47:24.320 like you're watching footage of yourself. Uh like just reading those messages messages back 668 00:47:24.360 --> 00:47:29.679 feels like watching footage of yourself, like as a were wolf, you know 669 00:47:29.679 --> 00:47:32.400 what I mean? Where it's like that is crazy? That like what drove 670 00:47:32.519 --> 00:47:37.800 me to this was that? Mean? Why would I say that like that? 671 00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:40.840 That's why I feel I always feel bad for people who, like, 672 00:47:40.840 --> 00:47:44.639 honestly like this is I mean this genuinely, Like I really do feel bad 673 00:47:44.639 --> 00:47:47.039 for people when they get I mean, provided they're not doing like like illegal 674 00:47:47.039 --> 00:47:51.159 shit or like morally fucked up ship right, like when they get their like 675 00:47:51.840 --> 00:47:55.840 sex messages leaked, not even photos photos, I could I could give a 676 00:47:55.840 --> 00:47:59.239 shit about it because like what human body is human by I could give a 677 00:47:59.239 --> 00:48:04.559 fuck. But like those messages like you, like everybody knows they're gonna everybody 678 00:48:04.639 --> 00:48:07.519 knows. It's cringe like from a third person perspective, like there, it's 679 00:48:07.719 --> 00:48:15.119 obviously embarrassing to read that ship like nobody nobody on this planet. You nobody 680 00:48:15.159 --> 00:48:19.239 on that. It's not even about that, it's like nobody on this planet. 681 00:48:19.599 --> 00:48:22.920 If if you sent if you took their like sex messages and like put 682 00:48:22.920 --> 00:48:29.119 it out on the internet. No one would sound cool. Everyone would sound 683 00:48:29.360 --> 00:48:35.400 fucking deranged or like fucking cringe or like embarrassing. And then these poor people 684 00:48:35.400 --> 00:48:39.199 are like, oh man, that's one thing I hope to never I hoped 685 00:48:39.400 --> 00:48:45.960 like I would rather every every naked picture I've ever taken bet on the internet 686 00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:52.360 than than than the conversations that I've had. But I mean, look, 687 00:48:52.440 --> 00:48:58.880 I get I get what you're saying, though I also feel like there's you 688 00:48:58.880 --> 00:49:01.119 can always have plausible deniability, like oh, I didn't say that, Like 689 00:49:01.159 --> 00:49:04.559 you know, like it's easy to photo shop. I didn't say I showed 690 00:49:04.559 --> 00:49:07.840 the fuck versus like your penis is just there and your face you're like, 691 00:49:08.239 --> 00:49:14.599 you're like the idea, the idea of people under picture, the under picture. 692 00:49:14.599 --> 00:49:16.320 You know, you take it under it and then you just have your 693 00:49:16.320 --> 00:49:24.519 face in it. The best picture ever. Your your dick looks like Wesker's 694 00:49:24.639 --> 00:49:31.079 arm from five. It's just veins. The idea that is the best smiling. 695 00:49:31.320 --> 00:49:36.559 The idea of taking a dick picture with your face in it, smiling 696 00:49:36.599 --> 00:49:40.480 and giving a thumbs up is hysterical, Like that is so outrageous the fact 697 00:49:40.519 --> 00:49:45.719 that I've never done that is actually kind of upsetting. I've never done before. 698 00:49:45.719 --> 00:49:50.199 Your hogs out, bro. Yeah, you make sure you got rhano, 699 00:49:50.480 --> 00:49:52.360 you make sure you're as hard as you possibly can be, to the 700 00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:55.840 point where it kind of hurts, and then you take the picture. I'm 701 00:49:55.840 --> 00:49:59.559 glad. I'm glad. I don't get bonus like that anymore. That was 702 00:49:59.679 --> 00:50:04.159 young me getting bonus to the planet yearly hurt. Brother, Uh, you 703 00:50:04.199 --> 00:50:08.119 look at so you gotta do this. You got to. I've been I've 704 00:50:08.119 --> 00:50:10.519 been telling everybody to do it. I tell everybody to get on t r 705 00:50:10.599 --> 00:50:15.239 T. They actually I just do I just this. Okay, this just 706 00:50:15.239 --> 00:50:16.599 blew my mind. I didn't know this, but you can. You know, 707 00:50:16.840 --> 00:50:22.719 subcutaneous you can inject insulin. You do you do insulin sublcanos, which 708 00:50:22.760 --> 00:50:25.920 is injecting to your fat so you're you're abdomen and into your belly fat. 709 00:50:27.800 --> 00:50:30.119 Apparently you can do that with testosterone, because I always thought it was always 710 00:50:30.119 --> 00:50:36.599 intra muscular. You just you just somewhere in your muscles, directly into your 711 00:50:36.639 --> 00:50:40.679 dick. I understand. Yeah, I mean there's that's really one of the 712 00:50:40.679 --> 00:50:47.599 only places you can't do it. No, muscle or fat there. Yeah, 713 00:50:47.639 --> 00:50:50.840 yeah, yeah, your dick muscle, right, I forget the muscle, 714 00:50:51.000 --> 00:50:55.000 yeah you know yeah the dick muscle, right, yeah yeah, fat, 715 00:50:55.800 --> 00:51:02.880 I retract everything you can do your dick's discuss taking. Put you inject 716 00:51:02.920 --> 00:51:07.920 testo in your penis, and I guarantee you, man, you're gonna feel 717 00:51:07.960 --> 00:51:12.480 like fucking a young whipper snapper with the the rest of your body is gonna 718 00:51:12.480 --> 00:51:15.199 feel. You're gonnael like because they're gonna take you to the hospital. They're 719 00:51:15.199 --> 00:51:17.559 gonna pump you full of so many drugs. You're gonna feel like you've gone 720 00:51:17.599 --> 00:51:21.480 to heaven. That's what That's what he That's what he means. He's like, 721 00:51:22.000 --> 00:51:25.280 that's what's gonna happen to me. Don't do that. That's a solid 722 00:51:25.519 --> 00:51:32.239 you got solid penis, bro. Stone They call you the stone Lord bro 723 00:51:35.079 --> 00:51:38.800 giving out Bro. The stone Lord is actually kind of a dope ass name. 724 00:51:38.920 --> 00:51:44.880 I kind of like that a lot. If I were impoorn, my 725 00:51:44.960 --> 00:51:47.960 name would be like like Alex stone Lord or something. It would just be 726 00:51:49.039 --> 00:51:52.960 like something that because people kind of understand what the implication like. Poor name 727 00:51:52.960 --> 00:52:06.480 would be hardy mixed super hard hard hyphen with the hard high those would be 728 00:52:06.880 --> 00:52:12.400 terrified of me. What about like could you is it two on the nose 729 00:52:12.440 --> 00:52:17.199 to just be named throbbing cock. It's honestly, I'm honestly a little bit 730 00:52:17.239 --> 00:52:25.000 disappointed at how because I don't know, so there's something like something. I'm 731 00:52:25.039 --> 00:52:29.760 really disappointed that porn is so self serious in that way because like you have 732 00:52:29.800 --> 00:52:31.360 a lot of you have a lot of like porn stars in their names. 733 00:52:31.519 --> 00:52:35.320 Their names are just like intended to be like kind of cool, you know 734 00:52:35.360 --> 00:52:37.239 what I mean, Like was it James James Dean, you know, or 735 00:52:37.320 --> 00:52:42.280 like a fucking you know, Lexi or like Riley. You know, there's 736 00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:44.960 just their normal names, you know what I mean? That just kind of 737 00:52:45.000 --> 00:52:50.639 sounds stripper ish. But but porn is so funny, Like there's so there's 738 00:52:50.639 --> 00:52:53.719 so there's so much hilarity in that entire medium that it kind of blows my 739 00:52:53.760 --> 00:52:57.599 mind that there isn't a porn star that who's like super famous whose name is 740 00:52:57.679 --> 00:53:02.320 just Hardy maccartheart or something. It is. That's kind of wild. The 741 00:53:02.480 --> 00:53:07.440 really problem, that's the way to go, because I've had to fight so 742 00:53:07.519 --> 00:53:10.559 hard to be acknowledged as what it is that you know, it's taken on 743 00:53:10.599 --> 00:53:15.599 the air of seriousness, and it's in its nature whenever, like everything, 744 00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:17.440 everything has to fight for. It just being the nature of being respected somewhat 745 00:53:17.760 --> 00:53:22.880 and unfortunately takes on a very hard persona because it has to fight for you 746 00:53:22.920 --> 00:53:25.519 know, the best time for that. But what I'm saying is how it 747 00:53:25.559 --> 00:53:31.199 is like we need hard like we need like Dick McGee, you know what 748 00:53:31.199 --> 00:53:39.400 I mean. Yeah, Penis hyphen Man, Penis Man hyphen Man exactly. 749 00:53:40.679 --> 00:53:44.880 Can you imagine that porn start? You have some lady porn star being like 750 00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:52.480 I'm filming a scene with Penis Man today, Like that is so fucking funny, 751 00:53:53.840 --> 00:53:59.559 knocks on the door to get into it just sounds so good. So 752 00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:05.840 casually she's so casually talking, Yeah, hey guys, today I'm on set 753 00:54:05.880 --> 00:54:10.800 with Penis Man, Like I'm on set with what's up? He's actually he's 754 00:54:10.840 --> 00:54:16.239 actually really chilled, like a Penis somewhat something about that Penis like you can't 755 00:54:16.239 --> 00:54:20.440 really explain what it is. He's bald, but his head has like a 756 00:54:20.480 --> 00:54:25.880 Titus Man he's got he's always worried the helmet, he's always warded the helmet. 757 00:54:25.960 --> 00:54:35.159 So he looks like he's gonna call him, what's up. It's nice 758 00:54:35.159 --> 00:54:37.039 to be here. My friends called me Richard, but you can call me 759 00:54:37.079 --> 00:54:49.800 Penis man Richard. Pleasure to meet me. Questions clearly clear? This episode 760 00:54:50.119 --> 00:54:53.559 clear? This episode is completely fucked already, So let's just please that's perfect. 761 00:54:53.960 --> 00:54:58.800 Yeah, whatever, Let's move on to some questions from from our lovely 762 00:54:59.119 --> 00:55:06.119 from our lovely audience. Remember so penis patreon dot com slash uh patreon dot 763 00:55:06.119 --> 00:55:09.039 COM's uh slash the snark tank, right, that's what it is, the 764 00:55:09.079 --> 00:55:13.360 snark tank. God damn, what's going on with you? Man? Dude? 765 00:55:13.400 --> 00:55:15.440 I honestly, something has been going on with me lately. Like I 766 00:55:15.599 --> 00:55:19.599 think I've I think I you know what it is the last the last couple 767 00:55:19.599 --> 00:55:23.800 of days, because I've been uh playing Spider Man two ferociously to try and 768 00:55:23.800 --> 00:55:28.360 get it done before this trip that I was supposed to be going on, 769 00:55:29.599 --> 00:55:30.760 doing a lot of work. I think I've just overworked my brain to the 770 00:55:30.760 --> 00:55:34.599 point where, like I'm I feel like this week, I definitely feel this 771 00:55:34.639 --> 00:55:38.400 week I'm stupider than most weeks. Like for sure. I so full full 772 00:55:38.440 --> 00:55:42.039 disclosure. We missed an episode. We're gonna get back on track real quick. 773 00:55:42.360 --> 00:55:44.559 You're still gonna get that one episode a week at the very least, 774 00:55:44.800 --> 00:55:47.480 but we've we missed the second episode last week because I, for some reason, 775 00:55:47.480 --> 00:55:52.000 and I'm not even remotely kidding, I had a dream that we recorded 776 00:55:52.000 --> 00:55:54.000 that episode and then woke up thinking that we had done it. I'm not 777 00:55:54.000 --> 00:55:58.280 even remotely kidding. This is a real vague and it was you know what 778 00:55:58.360 --> 00:56:00.119 makes me, you know, what really makes me sad about it was a 779 00:56:00.159 --> 00:56:02.199 really good episode. So I was like, I felt like really good about 780 00:56:02.199 --> 00:56:04.880 it. I was like, yeah, I was like, oh man, 781 00:56:04.920 --> 00:56:06.840 that was such a good one. I'm excited to see it. And then 782 00:56:06.880 --> 00:56:08.320 like time went on and I was like, and then we just weren't seeing 783 00:56:08.360 --> 00:56:12.639 it, Like I just wasn't seeing the episode. And I was like, 784 00:56:14.199 --> 00:56:19.360 and then I had to think about, like, wait did that and I 785 00:56:19.519 --> 00:56:22.440 I and then I I realized that we just didn't do record it at all. 786 00:56:22.719 --> 00:56:27.239 So we have in those moments. That's scary. That's dementia, that's 787 00:56:28.480 --> 00:56:30.880 set you know what, you know what it happens. It always happens when 788 00:56:30.920 --> 00:56:35.760 I when I when my schedule gets fucked in the way that it because I've 789 00:56:35.760 --> 00:56:37.679 been going to bed at three am and waking up at like six, So 790 00:56:37.840 --> 00:56:42.280 like, that's that's not good bro, right right, Yeah, yeah, 791 00:56:42.280 --> 00:56:45.199 because I've had like deadlines and all I've had deadlines and all the ship and 792 00:56:45.199 --> 00:56:47.079 I'm trying to get a lot of stuff done. So like that's that's what 793 00:56:47.239 --> 00:56:53.079 happens. It's whatever. It'll happen sometimes vivid dreams, delirium. Uh, 794 00:56:53.199 --> 00:56:55.679 but we'll get we'll get that sorted super quick. But uh, you can 795 00:56:55.679 --> 00:56:59.519 get a lot of extra stuff over at the Patreon if you're over there. 796 00:56:59.519 --> 00:57:01.679 We got some extra ammos over there just for the Patreon audience, so you 797 00:57:01.719 --> 00:57:06.000 can go check those out. As we talked about today, we're probably be 798 00:57:06.039 --> 00:57:07.639 and Sweeny, you're probably gonna do a I think it'd be fun to do 799 00:57:07.679 --> 00:57:12.840 a Spider Man two kind of spoiler discussion and a chat about it, so 800 00:57:13.079 --> 00:57:16.880 we'll probably do that. And yeah, let's let's move on to some questions. 801 00:57:16.960 --> 00:57:21.280 And remember you can ask us questions over a Patreon you if you subscribe. 802 00:57:21.760 --> 00:57:25.119 Uh, I don't think you understand the cultural significance of my dickmn fuck 803 00:57:25.159 --> 00:57:31.920 off Rodin it's his name. You are given a jack or bluetooth at the 804 00:57:31.960 --> 00:57:36.840 party to play something to lighten the place. Up. What do you play? 805 00:57:37.239 --> 00:57:39.599 I'll take the opportunity to sameles see shout out one of my favorite albums, 806 00:57:40.039 --> 00:57:45.199 Trick a technology by a skills and crafty cuts that sounds fake as fucked, 807 00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:49.840 that does not sound like a real album, sound like a hipster that 808 00:57:50.000 --> 00:57:53.639 does your your favorite cut? Look look at I gotta say so, I 809 00:57:53.679 --> 00:58:00.239 gotta why Why are people's favorite cuts always the most obscure? Ship Like? 810 00:58:00.400 --> 00:58:02.199 I just feel like, can't you can't you just give a human answer? 811 00:58:02.719 --> 00:58:06.360 Can't you just give like a fuck? You know? Hey, I know, 812 00:58:06.119 --> 00:58:09.960 I know that just a safe answers you can seem like you're not a 813 00:58:10.199 --> 00:58:15.679 fucking alien because I feel like it's most of those favorite songs, yeah, 814 00:58:15.719 --> 00:58:20.039 go ahead, are like invoking. It's it's you can't you can't make, 815 00:58:20.119 --> 00:58:22.039 you can't make not your favorite you know, it just happens. No, 816 00:58:22.119 --> 00:58:24.960 look at this is what look at this is This is what I'm saying. 817 00:58:25.039 --> 00:58:29.880 Is so just like with I mentioned this once before, when I got introduced 818 00:58:29.920 --> 00:58:32.719 to the punk genre, people are trying to impress me with their deep cuts. 819 00:58:34.559 --> 00:58:37.199 And it's not the deep cuts that you want to introduce somebody to. 820 00:58:37.079 --> 00:58:42.400 So it's kind of like you can kind of just obscure the truth a little 821 00:58:42.400 --> 00:58:44.679 bit with something like it's like, this is my favorite artist, but this 822 00:58:44.760 --> 00:58:47.079 is something that's a little relatable to so I can at least have an understanding 823 00:58:47.159 --> 00:58:52.360 of what you're even talking what you told me, Chris, I can't even 824 00:58:52.480 --> 00:58:55.039 what the fuck was that. I don't know. I don't know, I 825 00:58:55.039 --> 00:58:58.079 don't know, I don't know, I don't know any But but here's the 826 00:58:58.079 --> 00:59:00.639 thing about that, though, It's like these people, these people are so 827 00:59:00.679 --> 00:59:02.159 obscure, Like I don't know who these people. I've never heard of a 828 00:59:02.239 --> 00:59:07.159 skills, crafty cuts. I have no opinion on them, but god bless 829 00:59:07.239 --> 00:59:10.280 you question guy. Yeah, yeah, you're not gonna say his name again, 830 00:59:10.280 --> 00:59:15.639 It's that'd be insane. But so he uh. The thing about these 831 00:59:15.639 --> 00:59:17.519 guys, it's like this could be like their most popular song for all you 832 00:59:17.599 --> 00:59:21.239 know, you know what I mean, because we don't we don't know them 833 00:59:21.239 --> 00:59:23.920 at all. This this could be like this could be the least hipster amster 834 00:59:24.320 --> 00:59:29.199 answer for this artist. It could be the equivalent of being like, oh, 835 00:59:29.280 --> 00:59:30.760 yeah, I love Michael. Have you ever heard Hipper heard Billy Jean? 836 00:59:31.360 --> 00:59:35.920 You know, this could be like their Billy it's the only thing by 837 00:59:35.920 --> 00:59:39.119 them that anybody knows. But you know what, I retract my statement. 838 00:59:39.159 --> 00:59:46.679 Look, let me what was her name again? A A Dot skills and 839 00:59:46.920 --> 00:59:53.719 crafty cuts with K's Okay, crafty cuts. I got crafty cut peaches. 840 00:59:54.559 --> 01:00:00.239 I don't know, man, pretty sidetracked. We're getting sidetracked anyway. This 841 01:00:00.320 --> 01:00:02.199 is this is not this guy's favorite album. Fuck this guy's favorite album. 842 01:00:02.400 --> 01:00:07.119 In fact, that's mean I'm sorry, I'm getting really angry at the audience. 843 01:00:08.280 --> 01:00:13.480 It's you know what it is. It's because some people have been like 844 01:00:13.599 --> 01:00:15.960 some people have written in they're like where you know, hey, you know, 845 01:00:15.280 --> 01:00:19.199 this is the last this is the last time I'm gonna be able to 846 01:00:19.199 --> 01:00:22.840 support you for a while. I've got money issues or whatever, and I 847 01:00:22.840 --> 01:00:25.079 don't respect that. We're gonna take the podcast away from you. We're gonna 848 01:00:25.079 --> 01:00:28.840 take the but if you if you subscribe to us and then you do not 849 01:00:29.000 --> 01:00:32.119 rejoin, we will You're not You're the free feed is gone from you. 850 01:00:32.159 --> 01:00:36.159 Like it's it's gone. You lose your rights to it. Sorry, Like 851 01:00:36.239 --> 01:00:39.800 it's just how I feel the idea of you being like no, no one 852 01:00:39.840 --> 01:00:45.800 can have it now and just completely getting rid of the podcast is crazy. 853 01:00:45.000 --> 01:00:49.480 That would be funny. Six people can't pay for it. You're like, 854 01:00:49.679 --> 01:00:55.599 well guess what you fucked everyone? No free feeds. Yeah, so a 855 01:00:55.800 --> 01:01:01.320 skills okay, skills and crafty cuds. Not bad. It's like some uh, 856 01:01:01.599 --> 01:01:07.199 there's a there's a there's a group called Cunning Linguists. They're like underground. 857 01:01:07.280 --> 01:01:15.039 Yeah yeah, yeah, so they're they're underground some semi conscious hip hop, 858 01:01:15.079 --> 01:01:16.920 but that is old, you know there. It has a similar vibe 859 01:01:16.920 --> 01:01:21.480 of that. It's like an underground kind of vibe. Maybe you'd like him 860 01:01:21.480 --> 01:01:25.400 too, if you're kind of into the what's the fucking uh that nigga that 861 01:01:25.400 --> 01:01:30.119 thatsut was with the gorillas and ship? I don't know what the hell that 862 01:01:30.119 --> 01:01:31.320 that is? He? What is he an actual gorilla? You know, 863 01:01:31.320 --> 01:01:37.760 the guy that wraps I don't know if he's Oh my god, that's crazy. 864 01:01:37.960 --> 01:01:39.880 I I like, I felt it coming like I felt like it was 865 01:01:39.880 --> 01:01:44.119 like it was like a spider said that it got like red and I chose 866 01:01:44.199 --> 01:01:50.760 not to parry, and I thought, I'm gonna let it happen. I'm 867 01:01:50.800 --> 01:01:53.800 just gonna I'm not gonna stop this. What do you consider underground hip hop? 868 01:01:53.800 --> 01:02:00.719 Derek like whaterground hip hop. Well, Gibbs, I don't really consider 869 01:02:00.800 --> 01:02:07.639 absolutely, I don't. I don't consider Tech nine underground anymore. I think 870 01:02:07.679 --> 01:02:10.760 he I think since like two thousand and eight, he just went completely mainstream, 871 01:02:10.840 --> 01:02:15.960 like his technology hasn't been underground never like he kind of like ascended, 872 01:02:15.679 --> 01:02:21.639 like he kind of like doesn't have that Tech nine very underground but really crazy 873 01:02:22.199 --> 01:02:27.199 anymore about in the sense that he's been an underground rapper since like eighty nine. 874 01:02:27.639 --> 01:02:32.679 That I just I feel like like after ko D came out, I 875 01:02:32.679 --> 01:02:37.760 feel like he's not It's it's just he kind of went in a complete different 876 01:02:37.800 --> 01:02:40.719 direction where and then what was that other one he did? Because he did 877 01:02:40.760 --> 01:02:45.119 like because do you remember that fucking that that that Halloween song he did with 878 01:02:45.159 --> 01:02:51.639 the Hopson and fucking uh what's that idiot's name? Bob fucking oh man? 879 01:02:51.840 --> 01:02:53.320 Is it like it doesn't that? Isn't that the flat Earth guy? Bob? 880 01:02:53.519 --> 01:02:59.519 Yeah? Yes, the stupid That's how you know what's crazy about Bob. 881 01:02:59.679 --> 01:03:06.480 That's how I know him. You don't even know Williams. Yeah, 882 01:03:06.639 --> 01:03:12.679 oh yeah, okay, yeah, I mean I mean I need to clarify 883 01:03:12.760 --> 01:03:15.559 by name. That's how I know him like, I'm sure I've heard his 884 01:03:15.760 --> 01:03:19.239 I'm sure I've heard for a couple of the well by the way, by 885 01:03:19.239 --> 01:03:21.599 the way, quick thing, Before we can go right back into this, 886 01:03:21.639 --> 01:03:25.039 I just want to clarify I was simply, I was joking about taking podcasts 887 01:03:25.079 --> 01:03:30.039 away from Foebees. I only say that. The reason I say that, 888 01:03:30.079 --> 01:03:32.639 the reason I clarify that I understand that I shouldn't have to, and I 889 01:03:32.960 --> 01:03:36.000 really feel like on some level I don't. I feel like I already in 890 01:03:36.000 --> 01:03:38.320 scatcha something that way. But at the same time, on Sacred Symbols, 891 01:03:38.320 --> 01:03:44.559 we had like three people leave the there that Patreon because they were convinced that 892 01:03:44.639 --> 01:03:50.079 I spoiled the ending to Lies of p because they were talking about, like, 893 01:03:50.079 --> 01:03:51.719 oh man, the end of you Liza is so good, and I 894 01:03:51.760 --> 01:03:53.320 was like, yeah, you fight, uh, you fight Walt Disney at 895 01:03:53.320 --> 01:04:01.320 the end, which means which means they're which is there are three people who 896 01:04:01.519 --> 01:04:05.719 genuinely thought, like, man, fuck these guys, they spoiled this game 897 01:04:05.760 --> 01:04:15.199 that I was playing like a spider that is, that is unfuck believable. 898 01:04:15.880 --> 01:04:20.280 That isable it was actually it was actually it was actually only one Patrin exit 899 01:04:20.280 --> 01:04:23.360 and like I think, like one comment in one tweet, but it was 900 01:04:23.400 --> 01:04:31.760 like three people thought that we had spoiled the Yeah, imag believing, imagine 901 01:04:31.760 --> 01:04:35.760 believing that like Walt did. Oh yeah, they just put Walt Disney at 902 01:04:35.760 --> 01:04:42.039 the end of this fucking the person. He pulls them out of smoke, 903 01:04:45.559 --> 01:04:48.840 shakes the ice off of him and it's him. You played him, And 904 01:04:48.880 --> 01:04:53.280 then like his little creature falls off from the sky and it's like Mickey with 905 01:04:53.360 --> 01:04:59.880 this big ass serrated blade doesn't even have any like the thing that the man 906 01:05:00.079 --> 01:05:01.679 and Walt has heavy hits. The thing that bothers me about it is like 907 01:05:01.679 --> 01:05:04.239 I thought it was such an obvious jokeuse Pinocchio doesn't have anything to do with 908 01:05:04.239 --> 01:05:09.079 Disney. Disney made a Pinocchio movie, but Pinocchio is a fucking fairy tale 909 01:05:09.199 --> 01:05:13.039 that it's nothing like there's nothing old Disney ship. Yeah, it would be 910 01:05:13.039 --> 01:05:17.039 it would be like it would be like it would be equivalent to to talking 911 01:05:17.039 --> 01:05:21.920 about Norse mythology and being like, oh man, they fucking spoiled the recent 912 01:05:23.039 --> 01:05:28.960 Thor run and it's like, no, no, these are thor first and 913 01:05:29.079 --> 01:05:34.559 foremost Thor in most and marvels. A blondie thorn mythology is famously a redhead 914 01:05:38.239 --> 01:05:44.000 pretty good job with He's a ginger redhead rapist and that's rapist drunk and was 915 01:05:44.480 --> 01:05:48.760 pretty good he it's on several occasions he would get drunk at people's at humans 916 01:05:48.800 --> 01:05:54.440 parties and get too rough and kill them. Bro, that is hilarious. 917 01:05:54.719 --> 01:05:58.599 So you're on Sacred Symbols, right, and you're talking about ragnar Rock and 918 01:05:58.639 --> 01:06:01.599 you're like, man, I kept I believe Rats was about to go for 919 01:06:01.599 --> 01:06:05.360 the killing blow, but then Thanos stops you. Yeah, the fight that 920 01:06:06.000 --> 01:06:11.480 I thought it was. I really it really is, it really is? 921 01:06:12.280 --> 01:06:15.679 It really is an equivalent level, you know what I mean. It's Chris 922 01:06:17.679 --> 01:06:23.639 So the ending of he spoils everything. So the ending of Liza P is 923 01:06:23.679 --> 01:06:28.760 not, in fact the ending of lip is in fact not Walt Disney. 924 01:06:28.960 --> 01:06:32.440 Although technically although technically that's a spoiler because now you know that the ending I 925 01:06:32.440 --> 01:06:36.320 got something it's not now you know it's not game. I was really looking 926 01:06:36.360 --> 01:06:41.000 forward to not knowing that d Walt Disney was not at the end of so 927 01:06:41.440 --> 01:06:45.760 stop talking to stop talking. You know. The funny thing is, uh, 928 01:06:46.360 --> 01:06:51.920 if if he was, if Walt Disney was actually the main boss of 929 01:06:53.039 --> 01:06:58.519 Liza p I would have bought it immediately. I would have that that's actually 930 01:06:58.599 --> 01:07:00.760 a spoiler. That would be like, wait, I get you would have 931 01:07:02.440 --> 01:07:08.440 you would have like wait, wait no, but like if I would so 932 01:07:08.719 --> 01:07:12.480 fast I get to fight. That is so stupid. It's like it's like 933 01:07:12.559 --> 01:07:15.000 it's like Hitler being the main boss of like fucking like a wolf. It 934 01:07:15.079 --> 01:07:17.960 start like when you hear You're like, I need to I need I need 935 01:07:18.000 --> 01:07:25.599 to fight Hitler. Like that actually makes sense. But in a I'm thinking 936 01:07:25.639 --> 01:07:30.679 of which one which what game was it where Hitler is like, it's not 937 01:07:30.000 --> 01:07:35.239 Hitler, it is Hitler, but he's like ridiculously like he's like a machine 938 01:07:35.360 --> 01:07:39.440 or something. He's like, uh oh that was that was the original Wolf 939 01:07:39.440 --> 01:07:43.320 and sign. I think you fought like that original Hitler. Hitler in the 940 01:07:43.360 --> 01:07:45.679 original Spider arms like spider legs, right, yeah. He was like so 941 01:07:45.679 --> 01:07:50.880 that's what I was picturing. Walt Disney looking like kind of like I will 942 01:07:50.920 --> 01:07:55.800 say that, I will say, like we don't talk about we're talking about 943 01:07:56.639 --> 01:07:59.840 other games outside of the ones that were kind of like always talking about on 944 01:07:59.840 --> 01:08:03.239 this a lot. But Liza p really good looks like like I would I 945 01:08:03.239 --> 01:08:09.679 would actually write like if if it's it's the best souls like game that I've 946 01:08:09.719 --> 01:08:13.119 ever played that isn't straight up from software, it's it's super good. And 947 01:08:13.199 --> 01:08:16.239 the ending is actually really fucking crazy. I would say it's that absurd, 948 01:08:16.640 --> 01:08:21.720 but it is like, oh, that's nuts. Uh, play Pinocchio in 949 01:08:21.720 --> 01:08:26.800 it, Pinocchio the thing. Yeah you are Pinocchio. Yeah? Does he 950 01:08:26.840 --> 01:08:31.119 ever say the N word? Yes? Every single time? And then he 951 01:08:31.119 --> 01:08:39.720 can kill you with your with no specifically well specifically, Jimmy says it more 952 01:08:39.760 --> 01:08:45.079 often than anybody else. But though Jim's blood and in this one, jim 953 01:08:45.840 --> 01:08:49.479 this one, Jimmy is a plantation owner. He's jimany crickets blood. If 954 01:08:49.520 --> 01:08:59.359 you we need to move on this guy wat question. You know we didn't 955 01:08:59.359 --> 01:09:01.199 answer. We didn't answer this question, so thanks for writing again. Put 956 01:09:01.239 --> 01:09:06.079 on Dance macab Dance, macab Bye Bye by Ghosts. That's that's stay the 957 01:09:06.159 --> 01:09:15.520 Night by, Stay the Night by that and Paramore Williams uh uh. The 958 01:09:15.600 --> 01:09:32.359 Spider Man theme from the nineties cartoon Fire Blood Radio and Broo. It just 959 01:09:32.359 --> 01:09:42.239 starts this is so good to the shows from that era. Man just had 960 01:09:42.319 --> 01:09:45.840 really awesome theme songs for no reason, and then they study like that that 961 01:09:45.920 --> 01:09:49.079 the x Men. The x Men theme is fucking killer theme is the I 962 01:09:49.119 --> 01:09:55.520 think better than Batman's theme. People arguing with that, but it's it's there's 963 01:09:55.560 --> 01:09:58.199 such different themes though they're going for a very day it would be like, 964 01:09:58.479 --> 01:10:01.159 yeah, it would be like compare. I know, it would be like 965 01:10:01.279 --> 01:10:08.399 comparing like Final Fantasy seven to like Power Rangers, Like I mean that those 966 01:10:08.399 --> 01:10:11.720 are you know what I mean, Like it's those are both pretty amazing, 967 01:10:11.760 --> 01:10:15.119 but like they're very different. They're going for very different things. I feel 968 01:10:15.159 --> 01:10:18.079 like X Men and the Batman theme are very those are top tier. But 969 01:10:18.159 --> 01:10:20.840 I love it. I have a fondness for the here's how you know. 970 01:10:20.880 --> 01:10:24.399 The x Men theme is great. I don't give a fuck about x Men. 971 01:10:24.800 --> 01:10:28.880 And that's probably my favorite theme song ever from like Marvel anything. It 972 01:10:28.960 --> 01:10:35.000 is so good. They had the like greatly rated r the really hardcore Power 973 01:10:35.079 --> 01:10:39.159 Rangers comic books, because I would have bought the fun out of them when 974 01:10:39.159 --> 01:10:43.119 I was little, But that would have been dangerous because kids would have been 975 01:10:43.279 --> 01:10:48.359 really hurrying each other because back that, like the modern Spider Power comics, 976 01:10:48.479 --> 01:10:53.439 it's kind of fucked, kind of kind of fucked up things back then they 977 01:10:53.439 --> 01:10:56.119 were like, oh, Treey, We're gonna go hang out with the Asian 978 01:10:56.119 --> 01:11:00.760 girl Treny today or go ahead, Zach Dan. But now it's just like 979 01:11:00.520 --> 01:11:04.640 Tommy goes back to the past and kills zord On and like kills a beats 980 01:11:04.680 --> 01:11:12.079 up a bunch of women, and I'm like nice, like, uh yeah, 981 01:11:12.119 --> 01:11:15.600 whatever, it was called the Grid and whatever. Uh dude, the 982 01:11:15.640 --> 01:11:19.439 thing that's okay. It's so it's so fucking obvious that the only people reading 983 01:11:19.439 --> 01:11:24.000 the comics are grown ass adults like my age. And the one thing I 984 01:11:24.000 --> 01:11:27.439 don't understand is why they're not doing that with the shows, because like, 985 01:11:27.520 --> 01:11:30.479 say, they just dropped a new one and I watched one of the episodes 986 01:11:30.479 --> 01:11:32.159 because like, oh, Billy Cranson's in it, you know, David Yost 987 01:11:32.720 --> 01:11:34.399 there is a blue Range, and I was like, oh, let me 988 01:11:34.439 --> 01:11:40.079 check it out. It's it's so fucking awful, like in a it's so 989 01:11:40.520 --> 01:11:44.000 awful with like it's still like it's made for kids, but you know, 990 01:11:44.119 --> 01:11:45.960 only people my age are watching it. So it's like, yeah, why 991 01:11:45.960 --> 01:11:49.640 not it is? You know what it is? I think because a lot 992 01:11:49.640 --> 01:11:54.720 of things that derive that were derived from comics are now very popular in other 993 01:11:54.760 --> 01:11:58.039 mediums more popular than they aren't comics, so a lot of like I I 994 01:11:58.039 --> 01:12:00.560 don't think kids read comics anymore at all today, Like I I just don't 995 01:12:00.560 --> 01:12:03.840 think that's happening with I don't think kids do that. I think definitely much. 996 01:12:03.880 --> 01:12:11.239 I agree it's for it's for the twenty the twenty US. I mean 997 01:12:11.279 --> 01:12:14.880 maybe maybe I could be wrong, Like maybe there's some kids. I'm sure 998 01:12:14.880 --> 01:12:17.880 there's probably like the read wrong. I'm sure there's some nerds reading comic books 999 01:12:17.880 --> 01:12:20.399 out there. I'm certain, But like, I don't think it's I don't 1000 01:12:20.399 --> 01:12:24.399 think it's as prevalent as it used to be in the same way for the 1001 01:12:24.439 --> 01:12:26.960 same ages, like I think now because now, dude, like I'm not 1002 01:12:27.000 --> 01:12:29.600 gonna I'm not gonna pretend like I know Spider Man from the comics, like 1003 01:12:29.600 --> 01:12:32.600 I know Spider Man from the video games and the TV show and the movies. 1004 01:12:32.640 --> 01:12:34.560 That's like that was my introduction to Spider Man, and that was my 1005 01:12:34.640 --> 01:12:39.520 introduction to most things because I just didn't really read comics. And I would 1006 01:12:39.560 --> 01:12:43.520 imagine that especially nowadays, I have to I have to imagine that, like 1007 01:12:43.720 --> 01:12:46.239 kids probably just don't even have the fucking attention span to even sit to sit 1008 01:12:46.279 --> 01:12:53.159 and read a comic speak people who don't read anymore. Yeah, a lot 1009 01:12:53.159 --> 01:12:55.520 of people that argued with me were like crazy, and it's like, I 1010 01:12:55.560 --> 01:12:59.560 know you based on the way you guys comment on things on Twitter. I 1011 01:12:59.640 --> 01:13:03.279 know you niggas don't read shit before y'all say stuff like there's no way people 1012 01:13:03.319 --> 01:13:06.520 the common things. So dude, some I was, I was talking about 1013 01:13:06.880 --> 01:13:11.279 Spider Man on Twitter, and some nigga was like, we were talking about 1014 01:13:11.319 --> 01:13:14.920 like how culturally, how culture can you know helps characters? You know it's 1015 01:13:14.920 --> 01:13:17.560 not but only more important factor, but helps characters, And some nigga was 1016 01:13:17.600 --> 01:13:20.479 like, well, Peter Parker's Jewish, And I was like, no, 1017 01:13:20.760 --> 01:13:27.239 the fuck he's not. When has Peter Parker been Jewish? Said I was 1018 01:13:27.319 --> 01:13:31.199 white. There are no Peter Parker's And I remember specific I'll put it this 1019 01:13:31.239 --> 01:13:38.159 way. I remember specifically there were certain incarnations of him that had lines that 1020 01:13:38.199 --> 01:13:41.159 were like, that's weird for somebody who isn't Jewish to say. I don't 1021 01:13:41.159 --> 01:13:45.760 remember what exactly they were because I don't Care's only one time remember someone saying 1022 01:13:45.800 --> 01:13:48.239 something like that. It's when it's in a movie where I'm an amazing Spider 1023 01:13:48.279 --> 01:13:53.399 Man one where he's going through signing the thing and he looks through all of 1024 01:13:53.399 --> 01:13:56.960 them and he passes up all the ones and the last one there is Jewish. 1025 01:13:57.520 --> 01:13:59.520 And people thought he was gonna sign that, and I was like, 1026 01:13:59.600 --> 01:14:04.640 no, no, he's been He's literally Catholic. He prays to God constantly 1027 01:14:05.319 --> 01:14:12.920 and it's not the jew God. No offense to officially, Peter has no 1028 01:14:12.960 --> 01:14:16.079 religious identity. Perhaps Christian are Catholic if you stretch him being in in Christmas 1029 01:14:16.119 --> 01:14:19.840 issues, although the implications in the comics have also implied Peter and Jewish at 1030 01:14:19.840 --> 01:14:24.039 the very least ethnically Jewish on one side of his family, which I could 1031 01:14:24.039 --> 01:14:26.880 see that, I could see, I could see that being that makes that 1032 01:14:26.920 --> 01:14:31.520 makes more sense, But whatever is that Jewish? The thing about Peter Parker 1033 01:14:31.560 --> 01:14:33.840 is that and this is a good thing, but not a good thing is 1034 01:14:33.880 --> 01:14:41.159 that Peter Parker is supposed to be every man Jewish is not every man Jewish 1035 01:14:41.159 --> 01:14:43.920 people are Jewish people. So they would not have done that because they're like, 1036 01:14:43.920 --> 01:14:45.880 oh, I can't well that that that doesn't make that doesn't make sense 1037 01:14:45.920 --> 01:14:47.560 at all. Wait, what are you talking about? That has nothing to 1038 01:14:47.560 --> 01:14:50.119 do with every man he's just being every suposed to be in every guy is 1039 01:14:57.600 --> 01:15:00.760 not in the same way, but like everyth I was supposed to be the 1040 01:15:00.800 --> 01:15:03.800 modern everyman, where every person now has multiple cultures and there's more than one 1041 01:15:03.880 --> 01:15:06.079 thing, and there's a lot going on with them, you know, like 1042 01:15:06.359 --> 01:15:10.720 they have a heritage of where they're from opposed to what they are. That's 1043 01:15:10.760 --> 01:15:15.119 not new. It's a new thing. No, but that's not how Peter 1044 01:15:15.279 --> 01:15:18.159 was. Peter was for that times every man and now there's every man from 1045 01:15:18.199 --> 01:15:23.760 the world that we kind of exhibit now, like Miles is for like younger 1046 01:15:23.840 --> 01:15:27.880 kids who are like, oh, my my dad is from fucking Tibet, 1047 01:15:27.920 --> 01:15:31.199 but my mom was born in fucking and we live in New York stuff like 1048 01:15:31.239 --> 01:15:34.359 that, kind of like the modern like mixed up kid everything. Yeah, 1049 01:15:34.800 --> 01:15:39.880 yeah, I mean it's a little different. They're still similar in that manner, 1050 01:15:39.920 --> 01:15:49.600 though, Yeah, I don't know. Never that never that he's very 1051 01:15:49.640 --> 01:15:53.399 clearly bad at managing his money, so that's kind of a strike against that. 1052 01:15:54.640 --> 01:15:57.199 Steve Rogers is Irish, and if he make him anything else, I'll 1053 01:15:57.199 --> 01:16:02.600 flip the fuck you think other than Irish, I'll flip the fuck out. 1054 01:16:03.560 --> 01:16:08.359 Yeah, I don't know. Jewish Captain America. My ball tell you, 1055 01:16:09.279 --> 01:16:13.479 like like fucking hasidic too, he's got the curls and ship he takes his 1056 01:16:13.600 --> 01:16:17.279 hair and it's just blonde curls that fall down. I'm like, awesome, 1057 01:16:17.359 --> 01:16:19.359 Yeah, No, but yeah, I think I think a lot of people 1058 01:16:19.359 --> 01:16:23.640 are introduced to these things through like TV and video games and other media. 1059 01:16:23.720 --> 01:16:26.880 So like, I think I think that the source material that like only people 1060 01:16:26.920 --> 01:16:29.720 who have grown up with it really are attached to it should probably grow up 1061 01:16:29.720 --> 01:16:30.960 with them. I think I think you should. There's no reason why they 1062 01:16:30.960 --> 01:16:35.399 shouldn't be. Like, there's no reason why there shouldn't be like some some 1063 01:16:35.640 --> 01:16:42.840 wild powerpuff Girls comics, you know what I mean. I think the problem 1064 01:16:42.880 --> 01:16:46.439 with Americans is that Americans we have gotten to the pot where we don't we 1065 01:16:46.479 --> 01:16:50.560 don't stop ship things go on too long. We're just like, let's just 1066 01:16:51.640 --> 01:16:57.039 let's just keep this character in rotation. Still, let's just keep the same 1067 01:16:57.159 --> 01:17:00.600 characters. Well that's not just America, that's that's Japan. America started it. 1068 01:17:00.640 --> 01:17:05.000 Now Japan copies it too, Like no, I think Japan's Japan has 1069 01:17:05.000 --> 01:17:08.279 always been doing that for as long as they've been doing it. The issue 1070 01:17:08.319 --> 01:17:10.640 is like we we really kind of fucked them up a little bit, so 1071 01:17:10.720 --> 01:17:13.560 like they had a bit of a restart because they had to, but like 1072 01:17:13.560 --> 01:17:18.319 everything, yeah, but like everyone, it's really it's really crazy when you 1073 01:17:18.319 --> 01:17:25.319 think about, like how much of Japanese culture originates like specifically, like modern 1074 01:17:25.960 --> 01:17:30.039 like popular Japanese culture originates from from from that era of just like hey, 1075 01:17:30.079 --> 01:17:33.319 you know, it's like it's all nuclear era stuff, like fucking Godzilla is 1076 01:17:33.359 --> 01:17:40.000 still is still kicking, yeah, and he's literally just he's just the bomb 1077 01:17:40.000 --> 01:17:44.560 if the bomb was a lizard. Literally it's like his entire premise, it's 1078 01:17:44.600 --> 01:17:49.439 just the effects of the bomb being But yeah, no, dude, would 1079 01:17:49.439 --> 01:17:54.399 I would? I would? I would. I would play that. I 1080 01:17:54.399 --> 01:17:57.439 would I would, I would play I would play the the ninety Spider Man 1081 01:17:57.439 --> 01:18:00.319 them on. I would play a three hour loop of the Spider Man ninety 1082 01:18:00.319 --> 01:18:15.079 scene. First, I'm saying inward blood alright's chill Jack Jack's Zero's GT wrote 1083 01:18:15.079 --> 01:18:17.359 in I haven't read this question, so I have no idea what this is 1084 01:18:17.399 --> 01:18:21.079 going to be. I'm just gonna read it. Hello there, Drone, 1085 01:18:21.159 --> 01:18:25.720 Sargant, Johnson, and Brute. I've been an avid listener since episode zero 1086 01:18:26.159 --> 01:18:32.000 and while severely overdue, I decided to finally pay the tithe to my worthy. 1087 01:18:32.600 --> 01:18:35.960 My question for you is what sort of absurd guest character would you like 1088 01:18:36.000 --> 01:18:39.800 to see in a game. I'd be pretty to having Mario Jude as a 1089 01:18:39.880 --> 01:18:45.880 multiplayer character in Gears. That's so fucking I could see that too, because 1090 01:18:45.880 --> 01:18:47.840 he's like one of the is he one of the like the cogs or is 1091 01:18:47.880 --> 01:18:53.960 he in the Swarm? He's just in the like I used to modernize it 1092 01:18:54.359 --> 01:18:57.880 because he's not there because the locus aren't there anymore. That's so funny. 1093 01:18:58.039 --> 01:19:01.560 The idea of oh my god, the idea of of Mario Judah in the 1094 01:19:01.600 --> 01:19:08.560 Swarm as like a as like a like a battle chieftain or something is insane. 1095 01:19:08.640 --> 01:19:16.079 Big dog, big bear, He's extremely difficult. Daniel Larson in Mortal 1096 01:19:16.119 --> 01:19:24.000 Kombat. Yeah, okay, I would love I would love to have Mario 1097 01:19:24.079 --> 01:19:28.960 juda Mortal Kobat would be fucking amazing. Actually, I would love to have 1098 01:19:29.159 --> 01:19:38.159 Pinky and a brain in Mortal Kombat together. Their heads to be so fucking 1099 01:19:38.159 --> 01:19:44.920 annoying. It's like the serve box to say, and then who else would 1100 01:19:44.920 --> 01:19:50.039 be another crazy one? Like? I don't know many that would be good 1101 01:19:50.079 --> 01:19:56.560 for smash. I want George Constanza and Bayonetta. I want, I want, 1102 01:19:57.279 --> 01:20:00.279 I want George Costanza to to like because he's ball. He has like 1103 01:20:00.359 --> 01:20:02.399 less hair to work with, so he's like dressed more skimpy. But he 1104 01:20:02.479 --> 01:20:08.239 has to fight in the same way he has He has to fight with his 1105 01:20:08.359 --> 01:20:12.039 hands only, and he has to get creative. And there's moments where George 1106 01:20:12.039 --> 01:20:16.680 does ship that like people are just like, yo, what the fuck diabodic 1107 01:20:18.199 --> 01:20:24.279 one of the angels and Demon's heads. So did they say what country Residual 1108 01:20:24.319 --> 01:20:26.920 eight took place in? Because I know it's like eastern Europe, right something 1109 01:20:26.960 --> 01:20:30.720 like that. It doesn't matter that it's just vague because it was obviously Spain 1110 01:20:30.800 --> 01:20:41.640 and and fucking yeah, but like Africa and he has the country of Africa 1111 01:20:43.680 --> 01:20:48.199 fair enough, yeah, and then the Gunty and then uh so who's the 1112 01:20:48.239 --> 01:21:04.000 president of that? Obviously I wanted to say, but that doesn't seem right. 1113 01:21:10.560 --> 01:21:13.880 Yeah. I don't know, man, rock whatever. I don't know 1114 01:21:13.840 --> 01:21:16.199 what that is. I feel like it's like Slovenia or something or like something 1115 01:21:16.359 --> 01:21:20.159 like something something like that. I just wanted to put like, cause uh, 1116 01:21:20.199 --> 01:21:25.560 I know, mister Dikovic, he's like Ukrainian or something. I was 1117 01:21:25.560 --> 01:21:29.159 just trying to like squeeze him into that game somehow, like I just wanted 1118 01:21:29.199 --> 01:21:32.199 him to be. It really is kind of like I wonder how they feel 1119 01:21:32.239 --> 01:21:38.800 about that, like because it really is just sort of or something, you 1120 01:21:38.800 --> 01:21:41.520 know what I mean. Like whenever it's a character like that, it's it 1121 01:21:41.640 --> 01:21:44.560 really is like, yeah, mister Dikovic, he's like Eastern E're he's like 1122 01:21:44.600 --> 01:21:49.880 Slavic or something like. It's it's never like Slovenian or Slovakian or like from 1123 01:21:49.880 --> 01:21:53.039 the ball you know what I mean, like from the Balkans. In like 1124 01:21:53.039 --> 01:21:58.880 a specific place, it's always like just or something. Yeah, where it's 1125 01:21:58.880 --> 01:22:02.039 like I'm Mexican or like I'm like Puerto Rican or I'm Dominican, or like 1126 01:22:02.279 --> 01:22:09.600 you know, I'm Japanese or I'm Turkish, and I'm so many something. 1127 01:22:09.760 --> 01:22:15.000 Why I know many countries right there. I will say there are a couple 1128 01:22:15.079 --> 01:22:18.199 that I actually get reminded that they're even there. I'm like, oh, 1129 01:22:18.359 --> 01:22:21.359 oh, yeah, that is a place, dude, I only know. 1130 01:22:21.560 --> 01:22:27.800 I only know about Slovenia because of Barbara, Like sincerely, like I don't 1131 01:22:27.800 --> 01:22:30.079 think I would have ever learned about Slovenia. Otherwise I've heard of probably Slovakia, 1132 01:22:30.119 --> 01:22:32.920 but never Slovenia. Never Slovenia. And then and she was like from 1133 01:22:32.920 --> 01:22:35.239 Slovenia, and I was like, oh, what's that? Like, I 1134 01:22:35.319 --> 01:22:40.479 just didn't know. I straight up I have no one. Did they have 1135 01:22:40.880 --> 01:22:45.199 there? Huh? They have nukes in that country? Probably probably not, 1136 01:22:45.279 --> 01:22:48.760 So they don't matter. So they don't that is for us to take one 1137 01:22:48.840 --> 01:22:53.920 day. One day, we're hungry, We're gonna take them. Most countries 1138 01:22:53.960 --> 01:22:57.720 don't have nukes, so yeah, exactly, and most countries don't matter. 1139 01:22:57.760 --> 01:23:04.920 Bro, every kind they're plates. Nuclear nuclear weapons are like a reserved sign 1140 01:23:05.119 --> 01:23:11.079 on like an empty chair, where like the US has a reserve sign on 1141 01:23:11.159 --> 01:23:14.119 it, China has a reserve sign on it, Russia has a reserve sign 1142 01:23:14.199 --> 01:23:16.840 on it. Everything that doesn't have a new because like I'm maybe my cousins 1143 01:23:16.880 --> 01:23:20.119 are gonna sit there one day if I if I so fucking if I so 1144 01:23:20.359 --> 01:23:26.159 choose, you know what I mean? Who you walk up to a kid 1145 01:23:26.159 --> 01:23:28.000 in lunch table, get up, that's my say, that's my seat. 1146 01:23:28.439 --> 01:23:36.840 I don't want to you pick them up and you throw them like that guy, 1147 01:23:36.479 --> 01:23:41.760 that guy that guy shouting to that black dude, I'm not when he 1148 01:23:41.800 --> 01:23:45.039 says, I'm not even gonna say the word, you fucking black person, 1149 01:23:45.319 --> 01:23:48.319 and he gets thrown over the burger counter. It's one of the funniest I 1150 01:23:48.439 --> 01:23:53.800 know. That's what's so funny about it. That is like, yeah, 1151 01:23:54.680 --> 01:23:58.960 everything, even if you called somebody, if you said literally quote the N 1152 01:23:59.039 --> 01:24:03.479 word, you N word, it is all implied. It is a derogatory 1153 01:24:03.760 --> 01:24:12.399 like you are black is derogatory, So does matter. It is silly black. 1154 01:24:14.119 --> 01:24:17.199 It's it's the venom. It's the venom. Yes is the most important 1155 01:24:17.199 --> 01:24:19.680 thing. That's why the word is very secondary to me. It's like if 1156 01:24:19.680 --> 01:24:25.439 you literally put your middle finger and it drives people nuts if you can and 1157 01:24:25.479 --> 01:24:29.119 then people get angry. You know what's crazy. For a period of time 1158 01:24:29.159 --> 01:24:30.079 when I was younger, I don't know why. I don't know why. 1159 01:24:30.119 --> 01:24:33.760 Every time I would do peace, sometimes i'd do the middle finger by mistake. 1160 01:24:34.000 --> 01:24:36.439 I don't know why. I don't know why. I think it was 1161 01:24:38.720 --> 01:24:43.960 stupid and brain about my little mind. Be like, friend, have a 1162 01:24:44.039 --> 01:24:47.399 go, and I'd be like, you do that? You know what that 1163 01:24:47.560 --> 01:24:51.800 is? That's that's that's seven year old Kingston sleepwalking and eating the paint chips 1164 01:24:51.840 --> 01:24:56.640 off the wall and then waking up not understanding the different the difference between Peace 1165 01:24:56.640 --> 01:24:59.680 and middle Finger, and nobody knows why. It's like, why is kingson? 1166 01:25:00.119 --> 01:25:02.479 Why is Kingston misunderstanding hands pupils? And why is the wall getting like 1167 01:25:02.720 --> 01:25:11.079 really weird? What's going on nighttime? Why is Kingston on the wall? 1168 01:25:11.960 --> 01:25:21.680 Why is he literally on the wall eating, just dragging, So, like 1169 01:25:25.279 --> 01:25:28.319 you want to know something crazy? I was thinking about something the other day 1170 01:25:28.399 --> 01:25:32.600 that kind of blew my mind. Right, We're like, oh, man, 1171 01:25:34.119 --> 01:25:36.359 so the thing that the thing that makes us all people, right, 1172 01:25:36.439 --> 01:25:40.319 the thing that makes us human really as opposed to just like a fucking like 1173 01:25:40.479 --> 01:25:44.439 primate or like like some similar kind of monkey, right, is our yes, 1174 01:25:44.560 --> 01:25:48.359 right, our fallacies. But outside of that fucking fat dig my fat 1175 01:25:48.479 --> 01:25:53.920 phallus now the uh, it's our shared experience as humans, Like we all 1176 01:25:53.960 --> 01:25:56.960 have like the experience of like a man being sick and then vomiting and having 1177 01:25:56.960 --> 01:25:58.920 to clean it up, or just like even just like something simple of like 1178 01:26:00.239 --> 01:26:01.760 dreaming in like the backseat of a car, you like look and you like 1179 01:26:02.279 --> 01:26:05.079 I would imagine specifically like as we were driving, like spider Man, and 1180 01:26:05.119 --> 01:26:08.560 I would like do like a like a like a little running guy like this, 1181 01:26:09.239 --> 01:26:13.960 like over mountains and stuff like that. I do, do you guys 1182 01:26:14.039 --> 01:26:19.680 ever, like crawl a wall by putting your hands on both yeah, you 1183 01:26:19.720 --> 01:26:24.039 know what I mean, like like kind of right, and like try to 1184 01:26:24.079 --> 01:26:26.119 get as high as you can, like with your hands and feet, like 1185 01:26:26.199 --> 01:26:30.840 in a hallway. I've always wanted to do that, but I think like 1186 01:26:30.920 --> 01:26:34.520 the opportunities never came up, like say, the walls weren't too close enough 1187 01:26:34.560 --> 01:26:39.800 together or whatever. Really not even in like a doorway or something. But 1188 01:26:39.960 --> 01:26:44.680 the doors are so like our doors are so fucking I didn't have high ceilings 1189 01:26:44.720 --> 01:26:46.520 in my house for example, growing up, so that would be like a 1190 01:26:46.600 --> 01:26:50.199 two second task. You would just and then like okay, I hit my 1191 01:26:50.279 --> 01:26:59.520 head, like I was just thinking because like a little bit like little little 1192 01:26:59.520 --> 01:27:02.720 people will be able to do that. You know they will for them. 1193 01:27:03.119 --> 01:27:08.039 They know they can't arms, there's no they can't. They gotta put them 1194 01:27:08.359 --> 01:27:13.479 sideways. They got to the sideways. They can do it. Yo. 1195 01:27:13.600 --> 01:27:15.560 I will buy some stilts, like one foot stilts and then buy long pants 1196 01:27:15.840 --> 01:27:23.800 and see if anyone buys that. I'm like ship stilts. You walk around 1197 01:27:23.840 --> 01:27:28.439 and you're just like they'll be like six six walking. I don't see if 1198 01:27:28.439 --> 01:27:34.760 anyone believes me walk you will get shot and killed. There someone will shoot 1199 01:27:35.199 --> 01:27:41.000 and kill some ship like that looking like a t Rex and that like the 1200 01:27:41.119 --> 01:27:45.079 arm ratio that at a certain point. You ever seen that episode there's a 1201 01:27:45.159 --> 01:27:47.800 Treehouse of Horrors of The Simpsons and all the billboards come to life, all 1202 01:27:47.840 --> 01:27:53.439 the advertisement so they're all like terrorizing the city. And then there's a really 1203 01:27:53.680 --> 01:27:57.159 fucking tall guy just coming out of a out of a convenience store and then 1204 01:27:57.199 --> 01:28:00.319 Chief Wigham just shoots him, and he's like, these monsters are so tough. 1205 01:28:00.800 --> 01:28:03.600 He's like, that's just the capital of the basketball team. You know, 1206 01:28:03.680 --> 01:28:10.199 he's probably like just like six something and he just kills him. That's 1207 01:28:10.319 --> 01:28:17.880 awesome, and it's so funny any character, because he's just the idea. 1208 01:28:18.239 --> 01:28:24.039 He is just the idea of the most incompetent police officer ever. He is 1209 01:28:24.119 --> 01:28:36.720 the personification of a dumb pig for sure. Exactly exactly. I have to 1210 01:28:36.760 --> 01:28:40.079 say, like as much as The Simpsons, like I missed out on it, 1211 01:28:40.199 --> 01:28:43.560 like the voice working, it is so good, like like a lot 1212 01:28:43.600 --> 01:28:47.760 of it is such pitch perfect, like Chief Williams voice is perfect. It's 1213 01:28:47.840 --> 01:28:57.760 great. Absolutely, it's a good show. Solid. Let's see what else 1214 01:28:57.800 --> 01:29:00.640 we got, Man, we answer anything. I don't even know what fucking 1215 01:29:00.680 --> 01:29:06.239 matter. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Fu cares. We're getting 1216 01:29:06.359 --> 01:29:10.720 worse and worse. We're getting more and more. We were killed at for 1217 01:29:10.800 --> 01:29:14.239 a second. Remember when we ran out of questions, we like read all 1218 01:29:14.319 --> 01:29:16.760 of them. It's like, all right, it's we're an hour and we're 1219 01:29:16.760 --> 01:29:20.960 a buck. We're buck thirty into the show. Hey, we just sit 1220 01:29:21.079 --> 01:29:25.359 and we can ask like two questions. Can I say something I said? 1221 01:29:25.479 --> 01:29:27.800 I have said a buck thirty to refer to an hour and a half, 1222 01:29:27.800 --> 01:29:29.680 and I've been looked at like I was crazy. So I'm glad that you 1223 01:29:29.880 --> 01:29:32.880 said that because it made me feel wrong for saying that. But it totally 1224 01:29:32.920 --> 01:29:38.680 depends on the context. In this context, like you don't need to say 1225 01:29:38.760 --> 01:29:41.279 like you know what I'm saying, Like it makes sense to say that an 1226 01:29:41.399 --> 01:29:46.319 hour and thirty buck thirty in this solid it's just a solid expression. I 1227 01:29:46.399 --> 01:29:48.760 like a buck thirty is like a really good I like that. I like 1228 01:29:48.800 --> 01:29:54.359 it a lot. Yeah, it works for me. I like it thirty 1229 01:29:55.119 --> 01:29:58.880 thirty. Let me ask you something. So, you know British British slang, 1230 01:29:59.079 --> 01:30:00.760 uh, you know when they the one thing they call money like they 1231 01:30:00.840 --> 01:30:04.359 call quid. You know that you've heard that. Have you ever thought about 1232 01:30:04.399 --> 01:30:12.199 why I looked this up? I looked this up sometimes, but I totally 1233 01:30:12.319 --> 01:30:16.840 never looked up. I totally forgot because the okay, I have an idea 1234 01:30:16.880 --> 01:30:19.399 of what it is. I never looked it up, and I just started 1235 01:30:19.479 --> 01:30:25.880 thinking about I'm wondering if I'm right. So liquid like liquid cash, right? 1236 01:30:26.640 --> 01:30:30.000 Like liquid is like liquid is something that is like physical. So like 1237 01:30:30.039 --> 01:30:31.960 when you hear people say, oh they have all this money and stocks, 1238 01:30:32.000 --> 01:30:36.359 but only like this amount of liquid or whatever, right or liquidation anyway, 1239 01:30:36.439 --> 01:30:41.720 So I'm thinking it's just a short of liquid, just quid. That's kind 1240 01:30:41.760 --> 01:30:45.439 of awesome. That's what I think it is. I haven't looked it up, 1241 01:30:45.479 --> 01:30:47.079 but I'm just hold on. I don't think that's it, but hold 1242 01:30:47.079 --> 01:30:54.640 on. Why I'm gonna be pissed off? Why is dumb gay money in 1243 01:30:54.880 --> 01:31:00.199 reference to brain? Yeah? Is that that's too clever? Is that? 1244 01:31:00.399 --> 01:31:02.199 Why? Ever? Quid, usually used to the word quid, is a 1245 01:31:02.239 --> 01:31:04.840 slang term for the British prown sterling. It is believed to originated from the 1246 01:31:04.880 --> 01:31:10.039 eighteenth century. Okay, what is that? Okay wait, I me or 1247 01:31:10.079 --> 01:31:15.479 some stupid like that, like quidditch. That is not real. I need 1248 01:31:15.560 --> 01:31:20.840 a second, I need a second opinion. That is not creation. It's 1249 01:31:20.880 --> 01:31:26.279 not even You're going to be so disappointed. I was trying to give them 1250 01:31:26.319 --> 01:31:30.800 more credit. Yeah, Britain, that's an amazing trying to help you. 1251 01:31:30.960 --> 01:31:34.399 I'm trying to rehabilitate you guys. Man ship, You're trying to rehabilitate this 1252 01:31:34.760 --> 01:31:44.000 country. That's crazy. US US Americans, US Black Americans, children of 1253 01:31:44.159 --> 01:31:49.039 slaves are trying to rehabilitate Yeah. Yeah, they're laughing us right now. 1254 01:31:49.159 --> 01:31:59.840 Yeah. Whatever, whatever property, whatever property you own, you want to 1255 01:31:59.880 --> 01:32:03.479 be it again. Yeah, I'm gonna make you walk the the I'm gonna 1256 01:32:03.479 --> 01:32:12.479 make you walk the kitchen and Nando's. I've never had it. I want 1257 01:32:12.520 --> 01:32:18.520 to try it stands. I found like eight different things, but like Jesus, 1258 01:32:18.560 --> 01:32:20.920 this is this seems to be the main one. It seems to be 1259 01:32:21.000 --> 01:32:26.680 like the one that seems to have the most validity behind it. Quit is 1260 01:32:26.720 --> 01:32:30.680 a slang term expression for the British brown Stirling but a quid equals one hundred 1261 01:32:30.720 --> 01:32:35.279 pence, and the nickname may stem from the Latin phrase quid pro quo, 1262 01:32:36.600 --> 01:32:44.439 which translates to something for something, so it literally just means something okay, 1263 01:32:44.560 --> 01:32:46.479 because yeah, I know a quid pro quo is. It's just like it's 1264 01:32:46.520 --> 01:32:48.159 like, here, I give you money, give me sex, I get 1265 01:32:48.159 --> 01:32:50.800 it, yeah, you get yeah, exactly, I give you a blowjob, 1266 01:32:50.840 --> 01:32:56.159 you leave me alone, you know. Yeah, I've done that so 1267 01:32:56.279 --> 01:33:01.520 many times. Exactly right, I kick her out my house. So the 1268 01:33:01.600 --> 01:33:04.039 first thing I read that made me upset when I was like, I was 1269 01:33:04.079 --> 01:33:08.800 getting visibly angry when I was reading it was like, it's actually short for 1270 01:33:09.520 --> 01:33:13.680 it's short for quid Hampton because quit Hampton is where they print all the money, 1271 01:33:14.479 --> 01:33:17.079 which which made me so upset that I had to find another I had 1272 01:33:17.119 --> 01:33:20.479 to find something else, a guy named Quid Hampton. Or is that it's 1273 01:33:20.520 --> 01:33:28.560 not a guy in a place I know. I love. I love the 1274 01:33:28.680 --> 01:33:32.520 idea that I love that you should have you should have stuck with it, 1275 01:33:32.600 --> 01:33:34.680 you just old. I love the idea of just like, hey man, 1276 01:33:34.680 --> 01:33:39.399 it's me quit Hampton. I make all the money I make called the money. 1277 01:33:40.760 --> 01:33:51.760 It's quid Quinn Hampton to make millions of pounds a day. You know 1278 01:33:53.199 --> 01:34:00.960 it is to press print a lot casting director and a good thing going. 1279 01:34:00.760 --> 01:34:09.520 But you and your quid and your pants Sterling. The dyslexic casting director Mike, 1280 01:34:09.600 --> 01:34:14.600 I didn't know, I swear uh, the dyslexic casting director in charge 1281 01:34:14.680 --> 01:34:20.279 of hiring gingers bringing bad would suck if it was British man like I. 1282 01:34:23.479 --> 01:34:28.079 It may be pretty dry, maybe so dry. They're really good dramatic performances. 1283 01:34:28.119 --> 01:34:30.680 Man like Luthor that that was a good show, I will say with 1284 01:34:30.000 --> 01:34:33.920 with oh yeah, a good one, even though it's incredible. It was 1285 01:34:33.960 --> 01:34:38.399 like three seasons of like some little mom gets done in at his front door 1286 01:34:38.479 --> 01:34:42.239 set and you think that and me, now I'm the one who knocks. 1287 01:34:44.399 --> 01:34:49.800 I can't do it, Skyler. You got me confused with when the other 1288 01:34:49.840 --> 01:35:00.600 one did knocks? Skylight? Are you right mad? He's like oy, 1289 01:35:06.119 --> 01:35:09.840 it's the cross space scene or he's like under the house and it's like panting 1290 01:35:09.920 --> 01:35:24.399 up and he's like he's like fu j king, Oh chaesus fun dude. 1291 01:35:24.520 --> 01:35:30.239 We shout out, shout out to our friends in Britain, guys, experience 1292 01:35:30.920 --> 01:35:35.920 show. Everybody else can die. But we have a live show. We're 1293 01:35:35.920 --> 01:35:40.079 gonna get like fucking like shank to death with butter knives or whatever you're gonna 1294 01:35:40.079 --> 01:35:43.079 come out of. Like you guys think you're making fun of us. Huh, 1295 01:35:43.640 --> 01:35:47.279 guess you like that? You like that, and then it's sucking just 1296 01:35:47.439 --> 01:35:50.560 like you know, I don't know, it's just it's it's annoying because there's 1297 01:35:50.600 --> 01:35:55.359 a little bit of like fucking beans and butter or some ship one of those. 1298 01:35:57.079 --> 01:36:00.920 So now you're gonna have to I'm afraid I'm gonna have to acquaint you 1299 01:36:00.000 --> 01:36:11.439 with my friends Kensington and Wallace and I take out my huge American gun that's 1300 01:36:11.439 --> 01:36:15.319 bigger than my body and blow it away. It's really funny because like people 1301 01:36:15.359 --> 01:36:19.199 from Toronto, like people from Toronto, yeah, like us, Like they 1302 01:36:19.319 --> 01:36:25.119 try to talk about being tough and from Toronto. I've been to Toronto three 1303 01:36:25.239 --> 01:36:28.920 times in my life. The city, so they're obviously gonna be some villains 1304 01:36:28.960 --> 01:36:35.640 in the midst they're just drinks. Toronto was like like notorial villain. But 1305 01:36:35.760 --> 01:36:40.079 it's like a tutorial for New York, you know what I mean. We're 1306 01:36:40.159 --> 01:36:42.560 like it's like, yeah, this is how the city, this is how 1307 01:36:42.600 --> 01:36:45.680 the city looks kind of you. You might run into some like unfavorable people, 1308 01:36:45.760 --> 01:36:48.079 but like it's never gonna be like so much that you can't handle. 1309 01:36:48.159 --> 01:36:51.079 In fact, we're gonna we're gonna in fact, if any danger of falls, 1310 01:36:51.119 --> 01:36:55.439 you're probably gonna slow down time and not even let it happen, just 1311 01:36:55.479 --> 01:36:59.279 so you can get used to not to pressing the right buttons. But uh, 1312 01:36:59.760 --> 01:37:01.560 that's that's what Toronto is. It's not it's not a real it's not 1313 01:37:01.640 --> 01:37:04.520 real. Them talking about like, man, do you don't know what I 1314 01:37:04.560 --> 01:37:08.560 would do? Yo, goofy if you said I'm not gonna come boy and 1315 01:37:08.680 --> 01:37:11.079 take it, and I'm like, yo, if you go to New York 1316 01:37:11.119 --> 01:37:14.800 City and you talk to someone like that in the street, they're gonna die 1317 01:37:15.239 --> 01:37:17.720 a British accent for Toronto guy. They talk like they talk sort of like 1318 01:37:17.800 --> 01:37:20.760 that. They have like a they sort of speak like a like a Caribbean 1319 01:37:21.079 --> 01:37:26.680 like patois almost sting in Toronto. Now. I guess when I was there 1320 01:37:26.760 --> 01:37:30.840 my four times, they never smoke like that. They spoke like regular Canadians, 1321 01:37:30.159 --> 01:37:35.079 so sort of like Americans. But now they speak differently because of Drake. 1322 01:37:35.439 --> 01:37:42.720 Drake changed the whole cultural really like this weird kind of they have. 1323 01:37:43.079 --> 01:37:44.880 I swear to God, I don't know if this is true, but I 1324 01:37:44.960 --> 01:37:49.399 swear to God their money is scratching sniff. I'm not even said. I 1325 01:37:49.479 --> 01:37:54.000 swear to this Canadian money, the colorful Canadian. First of all, it 1326 01:37:54.840 --> 01:37:59.319 it feels really weird. It feels good, to be honest, I'm I'm 1327 01:37:59.359 --> 01:38:02.239 not even joking. It smells like syrup. I'm not even I'm not even 1328 01:38:02.319 --> 01:38:04.840 kidding. I'm not even remotely joking. The last time I went there, 1329 01:38:04.920 --> 01:38:09.279 I was given like money for I did the currency exchange I got. I 1330 01:38:09.359 --> 01:38:12.720 got some some fucking loonies and tunies or whatever they call. That's a fake 1331 01:38:12.760 --> 01:38:18.760 ass place, this place, But that's not a joke. Their money is 1332 01:38:18.880 --> 01:38:23.640 loonies. And like when I first heard that, I thought it was like, 1333 01:38:23.720 --> 01:38:27.520 you're you're joking, right, Like that's a that's a you haven't you're 1334 01:38:27.600 --> 01:38:31.399 having a laugh at babe rot, you know, but it's real, And 1335 01:38:31.479 --> 01:38:34.399 I'm like, how can you take this? Even their money and even they're 1336 01:38:34.439 --> 01:38:39.039 coins that aren't loonies and tunis or patuonies and schoonies. I don't know what 1337 01:38:39.119 --> 01:38:44.520 the fuck they call them, but like it's just a penny hydrollegy. It's 1338 01:38:44.720 --> 01:38:48.039 like there's a coin in Canada that's literally just a penny that's hydraulically pressed into 1339 01:38:48.079 --> 01:38:51.720 the center of like a bigger quarter, and that's like their money. It's 1340 01:38:51.760 --> 01:38:55.880 like it's like, look at this. It's like two very cool, I 1341 01:38:56.000 --> 01:39:00.800 guess. But anyway, let's let's get some more questions because we're really failing 1342 01:39:00.840 --> 01:39:09.359 the audience. Lightning rounds, lightning rounds. Uh? What so low round? 1343 01:39:11.560 --> 01:39:14.960 What the fuck is this the dyslexic casting director. Oh, this is 1344 01:39:14.960 --> 01:39:15.760 the guy I was about to read, but I know we never got to 1345 01:39:15.840 --> 01:39:20.760 it. Hello, black Goku, black Napa and Hispanic vegeta. I have 1346 01:39:20.840 --> 01:39:27.319 a spooky hypothetical for you this time. Would you rather pissed teeth or ship 1347 01:39:27.680 --> 01:39:33.600 spines? Neither lasting damage. You'd rather ship spines than pissed teeth, then 1348 01:39:34.239 --> 01:39:38.960 yes, I can't imagine anything coming out of my dick hole like that. 1349 01:39:39.159 --> 01:39:47.680 Man, that's true. Imagine they were predators teeth. That'd probably be better 1350 01:39:47.680 --> 01:39:51.560 though, because they're narrower. They are much narrower, that is true. 1351 01:39:53.279 --> 01:40:00.079 Hmmm, they're jagger red spine Like I don't now you got to pull it 1352 01:40:00.119 --> 01:40:05.239 out. I mean, that's the thing about it, spine is like a 1353 01:40:05.319 --> 01:40:14.039 spine is like many teeth. It's length, I don't know, but better 1354 01:40:14.159 --> 01:40:16.920 than your fucking penis though, that's yeah. But then what if your penis 1355 01:40:16.960 --> 01:40:20.800 will gets so loose that you can come like like one big one at once, 1356 01:40:25.680 --> 01:40:32.000 a big yeah, you can ascend just falls out of you. Pie 1357 01:40:33.840 --> 01:40:38.079 just you're just you're getting like kind of hard and then it just falls out 1358 01:40:38.079 --> 01:40:42.640 of you. And that's You're just like, here we go again. My 1359 01:40:42.800 --> 01:40:45.439 cumb fell out. Excuse me, let me clean this up. I'm sorry, 1360 01:40:45.680 --> 01:40:49.560 I'm sorry, my cup fell out. That's it's just so embarrassing. 1361 01:40:50.760 --> 01:41:00.439 Yeah, go go A so called should check it out. Can't say us 1362 01:41:00.439 --> 01:41:01.720 no respect for your name because he talked right over and I'm not gonna repeat 1363 01:41:01.760 --> 01:41:06.640 it. Boy, Finn Lizzie take two. Last time I brought them up 1364 01:41:06.960 --> 01:41:11.920 and you went on an ad D tangent so hard he didn't even say his 1365 01:41:12.119 --> 01:41:17.680 name. So I'm here to to talk about the ace with the bass Phil 1366 01:41:17.840 --> 01:41:21.039 line it. I think Phil is the most underrated musician of the seventies, 1367 01:41:21.039 --> 01:41:25.399 if not all time. Who is a musician you three think is underrated? 1368 01:41:26.359 --> 01:41:34.079 Michael Jackson I think is a holy Yeah, I'm gonna go with probably yeah, 1369 01:41:34.079 --> 01:41:39.640 probably Michael Jackson. I think I'm gonna go with Michael Jordan. Michael 1370 01:41:39.640 --> 01:41:44.920 Michael Jordan, definite, and Michael Jordan has one of the greatest hits of 1371 01:41:44.960 --> 01:41:48.960 all time. I believe I can fly. Yeah, awesome. I don't 1372 01:41:48.960 --> 01:41:51.840 know, you know, no, no, no, Sunday Sunday is my 1373 01:41:51.880 --> 01:42:00.720 answer. Uh. I honestly don't think I think about like I I honestly 1374 01:42:00.760 --> 01:42:03.399 don't think I think about. When I was younger, I used to think 1375 01:42:03.399 --> 01:42:08.199 about, like, oh, this musician is underrated, But since I don't 1376 01:42:08.199 --> 01:42:10.199 know, since I've been an adult, I just sorted I don't. I 1377 01:42:10.239 --> 01:42:13.880 don't think of things as underrated anymore. I don't know. That's that's been 1378 01:42:13.960 --> 01:42:15.439 kind of like a thought process that's been completely absent from my life in the 1379 01:42:15.520 --> 01:42:24.239 last couple of years. I don't know why I wish for like I wish 1380 01:42:24.359 --> 01:42:27.800 for people to know all the time. I always feel like, damn, 1381 01:42:27.920 --> 01:42:31.199 I wish this band or whatever this artist had more success because I feel like 1382 01:42:31.239 --> 01:42:35.800 they're like strongly deserve it, like they're so talented, and I'll see their 1383 01:42:35.920 --> 01:42:41.439 numbers are like there's nothing, And sometimes I'm fucking confused. I'll see like 1384 01:42:41.479 --> 01:42:45.600 a major record label like Metal Blade Records is a huge metal record label, 1385 01:42:46.479 --> 01:42:49.199 and I'll see a band on there like they're promoting their ship, and I 1386 01:42:49.279 --> 01:42:55.159 was like, Jesus Christ, it's amazing and they have nothing. It's lesser 1387 01:42:55.279 --> 01:42:59.199 than my shit, And I'm like, first of all, how the fuck 1388 01:42:59.239 --> 01:43:01.319 are you signed? Like what do you even? What is the deal? 1389 01:43:01.520 --> 01:43:03.800 Like what is this? I don't even understand. Did they give you an 1390 01:43:03.840 --> 01:43:08.039 advance? Could they? Is it possible? Is what is the benefit? 1391 01:43:08.119 --> 01:43:11.720 I don't understand that actually, to a point where I'm like, well, 1392 01:43:11.800 --> 01:43:15.760 shit, should I just submit my music? Could I just side for no 1393 01:43:15.960 --> 01:43:19.520 reason? But anyway, yeah, yeah, I just man, I don't 1394 01:43:19.560 --> 01:43:25.279 know. I don't know that question. The actual the closest thing to a 1395 01:43:25.359 --> 01:43:28.039 real answer that I could you have probably Devin Towns And I think Devin Townsend 1396 01:43:28.039 --> 01:43:30.880 is genuinely like one of the most gifted musical minds that I think I've ever 1397 01:43:31.039 --> 01:43:36.800 seen, and it's kind of insane, like being me Paul and Paul's brother 1398 01:43:36.880 --> 01:43:43.159 went to a show of his, and it is unreal how good the live 1399 01:43:43.319 --> 01:43:45.800 performance of it is. Specifically, and he's like in his like late forties, 1400 01:43:45.920 --> 01:43:48.800 or something. So he's not this young guy and he's like belting out 1401 01:43:48.840 --> 01:43:54.039 this shit that like makes no sense to me, like it feels impossible, 1402 01:43:54.119 --> 01:43:56.880 and so like that would probably be my answer. But he's also like relatively 1403 01:43:57.359 --> 01:44:00.239 well off, like he's touring with he toured with like Dream Theater, and 1404 01:44:00.640 --> 01:44:04.600 he's not like that's what I mean, it's like underrated, kind of implies 1405 01:44:04.680 --> 01:44:09.159 that like people don't know about him, but like they do. It's just 1406 01:44:09.359 --> 01:44:12.760 he exists in like a very specific circle, you know, Yeah, exactly 1407 01:44:12.960 --> 01:44:15.359 that. I was gonna say one of my favorite bands, right because I'm 1408 01:44:16.000 --> 01:44:20.479 I really gotta put onto a band called Jungle because of like there's this TikTok 1409 01:44:20.520 --> 01:44:24.720 that went around this guy dancing and like a very like very unique dance. 1410 01:44:24.800 --> 01:44:28.560 And when I first listened tom like genuinely two months ago, their listens on 1411 01:44:29.159 --> 01:44:38.399 on on Spotify were maybe like one hundred thousand per month. Now it's over 1412 01:44:38.600 --> 01:44:42.880 nine million, so I have to say them. But they blew up, 1413 01:44:43.239 --> 01:44:45.279 so you love it. I love to see it when it actually happens, 1414 01:44:45.359 --> 01:44:47.880 right, Yeah, So I would say between them, there's another group of 1415 01:44:48.000 --> 01:44:51.920 artists called Group Therapy I listen to where there were a bunch of young child 1416 01:44:53.000 --> 01:44:57.520 actors that are from like Disney stuff like that, and they make music now, 1417 01:44:58.159 --> 01:45:00.960 and I think they make them genuinely re good music. Yeah right, 1418 01:45:02.800 --> 01:45:08.319 they're very good. Yeah right, I do. Uh yeah, they probably 1419 01:45:08.359 --> 01:45:16.479 should. But hey, Chris, your Devin Townsend, you're you're I think 1420 01:45:16.680 --> 01:45:21.000 like you're. I like that answer because I feel the same way about somebody 1421 01:45:21.039 --> 01:45:24.720 that a lot of people know, simply especially because of like Guitar Hero or 1422 01:45:24.760 --> 01:45:29.520 something like. Uh. People heard the band Killswitch Engaged. Killswitch Engaged and 1423 01:45:29.640 --> 01:45:31.039 there was a singer, Howard Jones. He was in it for a while 1424 01:45:31.199 --> 01:45:34.920 for like ten years, and now the original singer's back. But Howard Jones, 1425 01:45:34.960 --> 01:45:42.199 to me, he's one of those once every like few generations type of 1426 01:45:42.239 --> 01:45:45.119 a talent, like as a vocalist goes. But he's just in that genre 1427 01:45:45.239 --> 01:45:51.199 of metal and his voice transcends that so like more in my opinion, to 1428 01:45:51.279 --> 01:45:55.439 where it's crazy. He's been around for so long, and I think just 1429 01:45:55.680 --> 01:45:59.000 recently he released some of his best work. He's in a band called Light 1430 01:45:59.079 --> 01:46:01.279 the Torch and he has a song called the They have a song called The 1431 01:46:01.319 --> 01:46:08.079 Death of Me, which his vocal performance in it is so just stupid good 1432 01:46:08.119 --> 01:46:09.880 where he's in his fifties now, and I was like, God, he's 1433 01:46:09.920 --> 01:46:12.840 never sounded better before. It's insane. Like it's crazy when I hear someone 1434 01:46:12.960 --> 01:46:15.760 is like way older and like you're way better than you were before. It's 1435 01:46:15.840 --> 01:46:19.239 fucking phenomenal. That's crazy. Yeah, I'm like, I hear these people 1436 01:46:19.279 --> 01:46:24.159 and I'm like, bro, how the fuck do how are you not fucking 1437 01:46:24.399 --> 01:46:28.159 on syndicated radio all the time? You know what I'm saying. Like, 1438 01:46:28.239 --> 01:46:30.840 it's just one of those weird things where it's like you're just in that genre 1439 01:46:31.039 --> 01:46:34.960 you were just you can't fucking I mean, if I think hip hop station 1440 01:46:35.119 --> 01:46:39.079 to pick that nigga up, man, like give give give this brother some 1441 01:46:39.239 --> 01:46:43.000 love or something. I know it's not hip hop, but still get some 1442 01:46:43.079 --> 01:46:45.920 other brothers into this music too. But whatever, they play rock music, 1443 01:46:46.000 --> 01:46:48.800 you can't do that. Yeah, It's I feel like that's I feel like 1444 01:46:48.800 --> 01:46:54.359 that's one of the things that saddens me the most. Like it's like, 1445 01:46:54.439 --> 01:46:57.319 okay, the culture and everything like that, but I'm like, can we 1446 01:46:58.199 --> 01:47:01.640 celebrate some of the black voices outside of hip hop? Can we do that 1447 01:47:01.720 --> 01:47:04.039 too? I don't know I think that. I mean, I agree I 1448 01:47:04.159 --> 01:47:08.039 agree with you. I agree with you that you should be helping other artists 1449 01:47:08.079 --> 01:47:11.199 in general. Period. You have you have a do you have a duty 1450 01:47:11.239 --> 01:47:15.880 to help other musicians thrive. What happens is that they're looking to do that 1451 01:47:15.079 --> 01:47:19.279 in their genre. Unfortunately, I agree it, I get it. I 1452 01:47:19.439 --> 01:47:23.439 just it would be cool. It should be helping people in general, helping 1453 01:47:23.479 --> 01:47:27.159 other people of your group in general, because that black people were convinced that 1454 01:47:27.239 --> 01:47:30.359 we're not all that were we convinced that different black people are not the same 1455 01:47:30.600 --> 01:47:32.119 for some reason, because you know, we've been brainwashed. But on to 1456 01:47:32.199 --> 01:47:36.960 the next question. Yeah, I stared too long into Sweeney's eyes and Derek's 1457 01:47:38.039 --> 01:47:42.680 thighs, and it made me gay, wrote in he says hello, He 1458 01:47:42.720 --> 01:47:45.560 says hello, Christopher Small, He says hello, Christopher Small, Dick Nado, 1459 01:47:46.000 --> 01:47:51.560 Charlie Blackmon and the Colorado Wait, Charlie Blackman of the Colorado Rockies, 1460 01:47:51.880 --> 01:47:57.600 and the guy who tweets awful takes all day. These are all deeply, 1461 01:47:58.000 --> 01:48:05.720 deeply insulting. My think is a whopping three atoms. Okay, that's crazy. 1462 01:48:06.079 --> 01:48:12.720 Yeah, I know, don't don't. Only you can see it because 1463 01:48:12.720 --> 01:48:23.720 my prescription is so high. Man, here you are there. You are, 1464 01:48:24.800 --> 01:48:27.680 Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, it's pretty. It's it's and it's 1465 01:48:27.760 --> 01:48:30.359 and it's jagged too. It's like it bends left and then it bends right 1466 01:48:30.359 --> 01:48:33.720 and then it ben's left again. So it's a little like tail like pic 1467 01:48:33.760 --> 01:48:38.399 tail or Harry Potter's scar. It's it's pretty, it's it's outrageous this thing. 1468 01:48:38.640 --> 01:48:40.640 The curvature of this thing. And you know, it's crazy when it 1469 01:48:40.680 --> 01:48:42.960 when it, when I get hard, it grows in that direction, it 1470 01:48:43.039 --> 01:48:47.359 goes like it goes like that, like it doesn't it hurts. Yeah, 1471 01:48:47.760 --> 01:48:51.920 yeah, it's only it's only three atoms long, so it's like it's pretty 1472 01:48:51.960 --> 01:48:55.840 nuts. But the rest of that I don't know. I can't speak to. 1473 01:48:55.920 --> 01:49:00.319 But you got you got me right on. Uh what canceled media would 1474 01:49:00.319 --> 01:49:03.239 you want to see get made the most? The planned ending for the Shoa 1475 01:49:03.399 --> 01:49:09.800 era of God's uh what what? The planned ending for the Shoa Era of 1476 01:49:09.920 --> 01:49:15.039 Godzilla film would have seen Godzilla dying of diabetes before he's getting turned into a 1477 01:49:15.079 --> 01:49:18.479 spaceship and battling visibly titted aliens who took over his own planet. I don't 1478 01:49:18.479 --> 01:49:23.119 even know if that that sounds like complete bullshit, but it also sounds like 1479 01:49:23.239 --> 01:49:26.880 I feel like I could believe it. Yeah, so I'd have to confirm 1480 01:49:26.960 --> 01:49:30.000 that with my homie. He's like a big fan of that ship. Yeah, 1481 01:49:30.600 --> 01:49:33.920 but canceled media probably is true though. Canceled you know what, honest 1482 01:49:33.960 --> 01:49:38.880 cancel ship. Yeah. Well, well we don't know if it's good. 1483 01:49:38.920 --> 01:49:43.159 That's that's what's so crazy about it. Is Like I would say I would 1484 01:49:43.159 --> 01:49:46.920 have loved to see that James Cameron Spider Man movie because that seemed like it 1485 01:49:47.000 --> 01:49:51.399 was gonna be fucking horrible. Like the decisions that were being made in that 1486 01:49:51.479 --> 01:49:56.600 movie. We were out of pocket, Like that was in the ninety That 1487 01:49:56.720 --> 01:50:00.640 was before it was before Reimi. It was. It was before the first 1488 01:50:00.640 --> 01:50:03.000 Spider Man. It was before the first Ramie Spider Man. James Cameron had 1489 01:50:03.039 --> 01:50:08.479 this insane treatment. I can look it up and talk about it a little 1490 01:50:08.479 --> 01:50:11.640 bit more, and but I'll do that. Well, you guys give your 1491 01:50:11.640 --> 01:50:14.359 answers, because that's definitely mine, because there's some wild shitt in there. 1492 01:50:15.399 --> 01:50:18.239 M I really want to see Star Wars thirteen thirteen, but I feel like 1493 01:50:18.640 --> 01:50:23.680 it feels completely hard. Yeah, I just I wonder if it would have 1494 01:50:23.800 --> 01:50:27.840 been like what we expected it to be even though like it looked from what 1495 01:50:27.920 --> 01:50:31.239 we saw look kind of cool, you know, like I guess, like 1496 01:50:31.920 --> 01:50:39.399 the the the cal Casco, what the fuck his name is? It's yeah, 1497 01:50:39.920 --> 01:50:42.920 that that shit's all right, you know, like it's it's close enough, 1498 01:50:43.000 --> 01:50:48.359 I guess, you know. I wish we got see the original, 1499 01:50:49.039 --> 01:50:56.159 the original, uh George Lucas's script for the sequel trilogy of Star Wars, 1500 01:50:58.319 --> 01:51:00.720 because the way he had it written was like, that's just entirely different from 1501 01:51:00.720 --> 01:51:06.840 the way it was. Wouldn't it be like possibly shittier. I don't even. 1502 01:51:06.880 --> 01:51:09.880 I think I think it would have been more political. People wouldn't like 1503 01:51:10.000 --> 01:51:14.279 that, yeah, because I feel like the other things he's done outside of 1504 01:51:14.319 --> 01:51:18.239 Star Wars have been kind of like, you know, I mean he made 1505 01:51:18.279 --> 01:51:24.039 Indian tumble Skull, was him, right? No, he only did Star 1506 01:51:24.079 --> 01:51:26.680 Wars and the one Indiana Joe. Yeah, he got he got into the 1507 01:51:26.760 --> 01:51:29.600 fourth one where people were like, what the fuck is this ship? I 1508 01:51:29.760 --> 01:51:31.840 didn't the fourth one was weird, but it was just like this is not 1509 01:51:32.000 --> 01:51:34.119 that bad, Like I don't. It just wasn't like I don't, I 1510 01:51:34.159 --> 01:51:36.880 don't. I think it just had weird moments. I think that was people's 1511 01:51:36.960 --> 01:51:42.119 problem with it. It was just like c GI Monkey she seen people hated. 1512 01:51:42.840 --> 01:51:47.399 Uh. There was the somehow surviving the blast and the fucking and in 1513 01:51:47.520 --> 01:51:51.600 the in the fridge just because it's made out of lead. He like tumbles 1514 01:51:51.800 --> 01:51:57.760 violently and he gets out unscathed after. It's so stupid. It's so fucking 1515 01:51:57.840 --> 01:52:01.239 stupid. The aliens moments like these are aliens. Yeah, people were kind 1516 01:52:01.239 --> 01:52:05.159 of mad with the aliens. Whatever to me, because I like, I 1517 01:52:05.359 --> 01:52:09.039 like, I really really really liked the prequels. I like everything about the 1518 01:52:09.079 --> 01:52:14.840 prequels. Granted I've absorbed all of the information he wanted to put into that 1519 01:52:15.039 --> 01:52:16.720 prequel series, so like, I read a lot of the comic books, 1520 01:52:16.760 --> 01:52:20.640 I watched Clone Wars, and I saw the movies, which gives them way 1521 01:52:20.680 --> 01:52:25.560 more context. In the more amount of context, it makes it like my 1522 01:52:25.600 --> 01:52:29.560 favorite era of Star Wars. But the way he wanted it to be, 1523 01:52:30.319 --> 01:52:31.600 one of my favorite Kegs would have been the main hero. That would have 1524 01:52:31.600 --> 01:52:35.760 been Leah. I really really like Princess Leah, and she would have been 1525 01:52:35.880 --> 01:52:39.399 the reason why things would have worked out the way they did. But unfortunately 1526 01:52:39.520 --> 01:52:46.319 Kerry died and then Disney had and they were like let's make Ray and we 1527 01:52:46.399 --> 01:52:51.600 all know how everybody feels about Ray. Is it confirmed that that movie was 1528 01:52:51.960 --> 01:52:55.560 because I don't know, man, even watching it, it feels like that 1529 01:52:55.680 --> 01:52:58.680 movie was originally going to be about Finn and then it just stopped being about 1530 01:52:58.720 --> 01:53:03.399 him, you know what I mean, Like from what interviews is that says 1531 01:53:03.479 --> 01:53:06.439 he was promised a different role than he got. I mean, look, 1532 01:53:06.640 --> 01:53:12.560 it's obvious. It is obviously when you watched that movie and when fucking uh 1533 01:53:13.119 --> 01:53:17.119 Kylo looks there's that moment where he detects something, right, it's in the 1534 01:53:17.199 --> 01:53:21.800 opening of the movie, like he detect something. There's clearly Finn is supposed 1535 01:53:21.800 --> 01:53:26.479 to be the fourth sensitive one. He was supposed to it was clearly, 1536 01:53:26.720 --> 01:53:29.960 and then they just didn't go in that direction. They just didn't do it 1537 01:53:30.359 --> 01:53:32.199 well. Like, if anything, Alice should have cut that little scene out, 1538 01:53:32.199 --> 01:53:34.840 because what the fuck was that other than him just did he just stop 1539 01:53:34.960 --> 01:53:39.880 to just you ever see like a fucking like an animal eating and then like 1540 01:53:39.960 --> 01:53:43.560 it stops for a second and looks, yeah, and it continues because because 1541 01:53:43.600 --> 01:53:46.119 that's all it was, that's all it wants now nothing. It really is 1542 01:53:46.359 --> 01:53:49.960 fucking dumb, man. It's because because that movie feels like it's it's about 1543 01:53:50.720 --> 01:53:55.960 or like at one point it was about him, Like very clearly the beginning 1544 01:53:56.039 --> 01:54:00.159 is about him. At the beginning beginning about him. It's also like just 1545 01:54:00.239 --> 01:54:02.960 far more compelling of it. I remember when I like I I didn't think 1546 01:54:03.000 --> 01:54:06.520 that movie was amazing by any stretch of the imagine. It was very by 1547 01:54:06.520 --> 01:54:11.199 the numbers, it was fine. It was just a new hope again, 1548 01:54:11.520 --> 01:54:15.520 which is what a lot of people want it anyway. But I remember specifically 1549 01:54:15.600 --> 01:54:17.039 like when it started and seeing this idea of like, oh man, they're 1550 01:54:17.079 --> 01:54:21.600 gonna have like a former what is it, a former storm cheaper kind of 1551 01:54:24.479 --> 01:54:28.680 lead of rebeta. That's sick. That's fucking awesome. That's like way cooler 1552 01:54:28.760 --> 01:54:30.199 than what we ended up getting, which was just like a rehash of the 1553 01:54:30.239 --> 01:54:35.680 previous. Everything about it was primed to be like, you know what, 1554 01:54:35.720 --> 01:54:39.880 I can fuck with this. You also, you check a lot of boxes 1555 01:54:39.920 --> 01:54:42.800 too, because let's be real, there's a lot of people that want the 1556 01:54:43.520 --> 01:54:46.680 like, hey, a nice diverse cast, but a good character. Finn 1557 01:54:46.800 --> 01:54:51.239 was set up to be a good character. My problem with this series in 1558 01:54:51.319 --> 01:54:54.000 the first place, the biggest one for me in the series, in the 1559 01:54:54.000 --> 01:54:57.720 First, the biggest problem, the problem that like I instantly I could not 1560 01:54:58.399 --> 01:55:00.720 be a part of the series. I was like Autumn taking out was all 1561 01:55:00.880 --> 01:55:05.680 this shit that Vader did, and Vader at the end understanding that I am 1562 01:55:05.840 --> 01:55:12.159 wrong, I'm fucking wrong, and then to have Kylo become evil is so 1563 01:55:12.640 --> 01:55:17.960 fucking stupid. That is so that is the worst. That's just backward storytelling. 1564 01:55:18.800 --> 01:55:21.760 Luke and all of them saw the ship that Vader went through. They 1565 01:55:21.800 --> 01:55:26.680 all the universe exists where people know Vader, they know your granddad, your 1566 01:55:26.760 --> 01:55:30.079 granddad was evil. That a bunch of fuck things, and then you're just 1567 01:55:30.159 --> 01:55:32.279 gonna do it again because you want power. It's like not even if not 1568 01:55:32.279 --> 01:55:35.239 even for the same reason that Vader became evil, he just became evil because 1569 01:55:35.239 --> 01:55:39.479 like I'm I deserve to be stronger than I am. And it's like, 1570 01:55:39.800 --> 01:55:45.920 dude, what you know, I don't thinking not stupid, Look I so 1571 01:55:45.039 --> 01:55:49.119 I disagree. I feel like because some people are just mentally their wires are 1572 01:55:49.199 --> 01:55:53.880 just fucked. I feel like in in that way to be like, I 1573 01:55:53.920 --> 01:55:57.680 don't understand how he ended up this way, and literally a simple explanation for 1574 01:55:58.039 --> 01:56:01.439 in real life, some people just can't be helped because that that is just 1575 01:56:01.520 --> 01:56:08.640 fucking true. Some people think he would have potentially did it in the sense 1576 01:56:08.720 --> 01:56:12.439 to save lives, like he goes to the dark head to be there. 1577 01:56:13.680 --> 01:56:15.880 It's just life. There are some people that are sucking serial killers and like 1578 01:56:16.800 --> 01:56:24.079 life. That's that. That doesn't that's just like I get the problem like 1579 01:56:24.279 --> 01:56:27.840 some people why it needs to be more bombastic though, like it's in the 1580 01:56:27.880 --> 01:56:30.880 bombastic universe. The story is bombas just the motivation for being evil, doesn't 1581 01:56:30.920 --> 01:56:34.640 He's not every single thing needs to be bombastic. I don't think with that, 1582 01:56:34.800 --> 01:56:39.119 with that family, it has to be. That's why. Why is 1583 01:56:39.199 --> 01:56:43.159 Yoda so you know, like why is Yoda so knowledgeable and so so much 1584 01:56:43.199 --> 01:56:51.079 of an expert? Short? Stupid stupid racis Like there's there's not it's just 1585 01:56:51.479 --> 01:56:57.520 he just is. I mean he's not. We're okay with that. That's 1586 01:57:00.039 --> 01:57:02.760 Yoda. Derek. Can you please, Derek? Can you Derek? I 1587 01:57:02.920 --> 01:57:08.119 want that to be the cover. Can you make a tall Yoda? Can 1588 01:57:08.199 --> 01:57:11.279 you create? But I don't want you. I don't want you to put 1589 01:57:11.439 --> 01:57:15.279 Yoda's body or something tall. I want you the lengthened Yoda to like tall, 1590 01:57:16.279 --> 01:57:27.439 like his is so long correct six foot Yoda. That's so disgusting, 1591 01:57:27.760 --> 01:57:31.239 So I guess the research, Toody. I did some research while you're talking 1592 01:57:31.239 --> 01:57:34.039 about Star Wars, because I don't I don't know enough about Star Wars. 1593 01:57:34.560 --> 01:57:38.600 This this Spider Man scene. This this spider Man James Camera movie. So 1594 01:57:39.319 --> 01:57:41.079 it would have been cool to see, but it would have it would have 1595 01:57:41.159 --> 01:57:43.680 not been a good Spider Man movie. This is the film would have shown 1596 01:57:43.680 --> 01:57:47.800 Peter getting hit by radiarctive spider, gaining organic webshooters but making fake mechanical webshooters, 1597 01:57:47.800 --> 01:57:53.760 and not freak the public out why and reckoning, Yeah, it's such 1598 01:57:53.760 --> 01:57:56.159 an extra stuff for no reason. I do the web shooters who don't like 1599 01:57:56.239 --> 01:57:59.680 what the fuck? Uh? And reckoning with the fact that while he gained 1600 01:57:59.680 --> 01:58:02.960 the paws of a spider, he also gained their predatory bloodthirstiness. During a 1601 01:58:03.079 --> 01:58:11.039 climactic scene atop the World Trade Center, the villainous UH Carlton Strand aka Electro 1602 01:58:12.720 --> 01:58:16.399 UH tells Peter. Yeah no, not even close, tells Peter. Spiders 1603 01:58:16.479 --> 01:58:21.520 or predators they kill to live. They're not hampered by humanitarian ideals or impeded 1604 01:58:21.560 --> 01:58:26.960 by delusions of reality. The movie would have been rated R thanks to frequent 1605 01:58:27.039 --> 01:58:30.000 profanity and graphic sex between Peter and m J on the Brooklyn Bridge that featured 1606 01:58:30.000 --> 01:58:36.279 a lengthy discussion about spider mating rituals. Wait what see, I don't mind 1607 01:58:36.319 --> 01:58:40.159 them fucking, but what's that last part? I don't know? Man, 1608 01:58:40.279 --> 01:58:45.279 So so that's just an episode that that's that bothered hearing that bothered me so 1609 01:58:45.640 --> 01:58:50.000 much, isn't that? That's what what really blows my mind about it is 1610 01:58:50.039 --> 01:58:57.439 like, man, you really couldn't make a more misunderstanding. Like knowing knowing 1611 01:58:57.479 --> 01:59:00.119 that we could have got this instead of the Raimy movies is crazy that we 1612 01:59:00.199 --> 01:59:04.560 were like pretty close. I make fun of the Rami movies and I criticized 1613 01:59:04.600 --> 01:59:10.760 them, but the Ramie movies are one hundred percent of very well depicted I'm 1614 01:59:11.119 --> 01:59:15.079 showing of like sixties and seventies Spider Man, which which is what Raymie's a 1615 01:59:15.159 --> 01:59:16.760 fan of. He's gone on kind of like I'm a fan of this era 1616 01:59:16.840 --> 01:59:20.560 of Spider Man. And that's it. If I would have seen that as 1617 01:59:20.560 --> 01:59:23.920 a little kid, If I would have seen that as a little kid, 1618 01:59:24.000 --> 01:59:26.199 the person that would have been would have been a different person, Like because 1619 01:59:26.199 --> 01:59:30.960 I would have been I'm so heavily molded by Spider Man that the Kings that 1620 01:59:30.039 --> 01:59:34.880 I am now would probably be a shadow. Yeah, yeah, I would 1621 01:59:35.399 --> 01:59:39.800 hear what was going on guards in darkness and have a voice changer. You've 1622 01:59:39.840 --> 01:59:43.119 never seen my face, Yeah it is. It is weird. I don't 1623 01:59:43.119 --> 01:59:44.960 know, man, it would have been It would have been fine, like 1624 01:59:45.039 --> 01:59:46.560 I was. I mean, it would have been weird. Obviously would have 1625 01:59:46.560 --> 01:59:49.119 been weird, but I mean, fucking I read Spawn as a kid. 1626 01:59:49.439 --> 01:59:53.399 Yeah, and so I was already like, you know, I'm like, 1627 01:59:53.439 --> 01:59:57.079 I'm fucking with this anti hero dude. You know, the thing about it, 1628 01:59:57.840 --> 02:00:01.119 Spawn's never been that stupid. The thing about it, the thing the 1629 02:00:01.239 --> 02:00:04.560 thing about it really truthfully is that you can do whatever you want with the 1630 02:00:04.680 --> 02:00:09.520 character, but like we need to have, at the very least give us 1631 02:00:09.560 --> 02:00:15.239 a good adaptation first. If that was our first proper cinematic adaptation of Spider 1632 02:00:15.319 --> 02:00:17.920 Man, that would have been so bad. Like and at this point, 1633 02:00:18.319 --> 02:00:21.800 now today is fucking do whatever the fuck you want. Like now today, 1634 02:00:21.880 --> 02:00:26.039 do a fucking Man Spider movie, and don't make it Spider Man. Name 1635 02:00:26.039 --> 02:00:30.039 it Man Spider. That's what I'm saying, Na Spider Man. I disagree. 1636 02:00:30.039 --> 02:00:33.520 I think You could take source material and twist it in a number of 1637 02:00:33.560 --> 02:00:35.880 ways that you can have fun with. But the issue is, like, 1638 02:00:36.279 --> 02:00:41.279 you can't do that without there already being a solid baseline for what the original 1639 02:00:41.319 --> 02:00:43.800 is, what it's supposed to be, you know what I mean? Because 1640 02:00:43.840 --> 02:00:46.479 that because then that for because dude, a James Cameron Spider Man movie would 1641 02:00:46.479 --> 02:00:49.600 have just been the biggest movie ever, like it just it's it simply would 1642 02:00:49.640 --> 02:00:53.800 have James Cameron constantly makes like the biggest movies ever. This would have been 1643 02:00:53.840 --> 02:00:58.880 no exception. It would have been everybody's immediate Like an entire generation would have 1644 02:00:58.920 --> 02:01:01.880 been introduced to the concept Spider Man through this fucking bastardization, you know what 1645 02:01:01.920 --> 02:01:06.520 I mean. Terrible the way, the way the trajectory of everything would have 1646 02:01:06.520 --> 02:01:11.159 shifted, absolutely, but we know what we know now it would it would 1647 02:01:11.439 --> 02:01:14.119 be you would have probably got some pretty cool we would have got some pretty 1648 02:01:14.119 --> 02:01:17.439 sick other super movies, but that would have been a that's not spider Man. 1649 02:01:17.560 --> 02:01:20.439 Like what the fact that Spider Man has organic webs in the first place 1650 02:01:20.560 --> 02:01:26.479 is a super reductive aspect of his character. It's it's fine, like, 1651 02:01:26.840 --> 02:01:29.720 do we do you think I think I think him. I don't think. 1652 02:01:30.520 --> 02:01:32.640 I don't think it's any more ridiculous than I think I think is really dumb. 1653 02:01:33.399 --> 02:01:36.760 I think him talking with them is dumb because why this doesn't have that 1654 02:01:36.840 --> 02:01:40.800 part of his body like that doesn't have like that's what I would have. 1655 02:01:41.079 --> 02:01:43.399 At least have it come out of his ass, then I'd be like, 1656 02:01:43.640 --> 02:01:47.319 that's stupid, his asshole. I'd be fine with it. What do you 1657 02:01:47.439 --> 02:01:50.239 mean, it doesn't make any sense. It's one of the well, it's 1658 02:01:50.279 --> 02:01:55.399 just one of those things where just about him would have his wrists. It's 1659 02:01:55.439 --> 02:01:59.239 why not venient that they come out of here, because it's also it's also 1660 02:01:59.359 --> 02:02:05.039 convenient that Wolverine is able to fucking jettison claws out of his hands. That's 1661 02:02:05.159 --> 02:02:12.399 just having extra balls, is not extra think about think about the logistics. 1662 02:02:12.880 --> 02:02:17.720 I understand, but think about the logistics. And he doesn't heal the same 1663 02:02:17.760 --> 02:02:20.520 way, and he dies probably shortly afterwards. He gets fucked up. Listen, 1664 02:02:20.680 --> 02:02:25.640 here's the thing about Wolverine. Here's the thing Wolverine's clause. In order 1665 02:02:25.720 --> 02:02:30.279 in order to make sense logistically speaking, Wolverine's clause would have to be it 1666 02:02:30.479 --> 02:02:32.920 has in his arms. No, no, no, well they would have 1667 02:02:32.960 --> 02:02:35.000 to be in his arms. Yes, but in order for him to work 1668 02:02:35.199 --> 02:02:39.600 properly, they would have to be about half the size of his hand, 1669 02:02:39.920 --> 02:02:43.479 so it would be like this big, like two inches long. That would 1670 02:02:43.520 --> 02:02:45.760 how that's how long his claus would have to be. Yes, yes, 1671 02:02:45.079 --> 02:02:49.880 how is he doing this? How's he doing this? If his fucking clause 1672 02:02:50.000 --> 02:02:55.039 go all the way up his arms? There is literally Chris Chris, Chris, 1673 02:02:55.119 --> 02:02:59.800 Chris Chris. In X Men origins, they literally show a literal X 1674 02:03:00.199 --> 02:03:04.319 of his body. His claws are in here. You're not understanding bend? 1675 02:03:05.079 --> 02:03:06.800 No, no, no, no, let me explain me finishing slaming? 1676 02:03:06.960 --> 02:03:11.960 Where does bones don't bend? There are claws. There are foot long claws 1677 02:03:12.000 --> 02:03:15.840 in the air, and when he pushes them out, literally they jettison up 1678 02:03:15.920 --> 02:03:18.960 to the bottom of the claw is at the point of his wrist, so 1679 02:03:19.039 --> 02:03:24.319 he can move it still move his hand. That's the same movie. That's 1680 02:03:24.319 --> 02:03:27.279 the same movie. That is the same movie. By the way, that 1681 02:03:28.079 --> 02:03:30.399 that is the same movie. There's places with movies in there. No no, 1682 02:03:31.960 --> 02:03:33.760 let me explain no, no, no, no, no no. 1683 02:03:34.159 --> 02:03:38.359 First of all, that's not that's no, that's that movie. And second 1684 02:03:38.399 --> 02:03:42.800 of all, that's the movie where fucking dead Peol has a whole sword to 1685 02:03:42.840 --> 02:03:47.680 come out of his fucking the tip of his wrist. So like, look 1686 02:03:47.960 --> 02:03:50.880 at this, this is I feel like this is the difference right here. 1687 02:03:51.199 --> 02:03:57.640 If if the X Men, like say, if Logan was bit by a 1688 02:03:57.720 --> 02:04:00.600 wolverine and then just got claw out of nowhere, I would be like, 1689 02:04:00.680 --> 02:04:04.800 that is really fucking stupid. But the idea is that these are just random 1690 02:04:04.920 --> 02:04:10.439 mutations and people are getting wild ship versus you know, like say him getting 1691 02:04:10.520 --> 02:04:12.960 bit and it's like he got bit by a radioactive spider, so he has 1692 02:04:13.000 --> 02:04:16.319 a spider oriented mutation he did not have. He got bit by a radioactive 1693 02:04:16.439 --> 02:04:19.880 spider, which he does have my own mutation. He has a personal strength 1694 02:04:19.920 --> 02:04:26.399 and speed of a spider right listen, I'll be one hundred percent honest. 1695 02:04:26.439 --> 02:04:30.800 I've always hated the idea that Spider Man spider Man shouldn't be called spider Man 1696 02:04:32.800 --> 02:04:39.359 without he admits it. It doesn't it doesn't mean no. But even just 1697 02:04:39.479 --> 02:04:43.840 like he has these powers, right, he can stick to walls. He's 1698 02:04:43.960 --> 02:04:47.760 really strong, and that's it, really, that's really it. Like he 1699 02:04:47.840 --> 02:04:50.720 can he has this like general sense of like what's wrong. But even that's 1700 02:04:50.800 --> 02:04:56.439 like whatever. Yeah, that is nothing. Nothing about that is unique to 1701 02:04:56.520 --> 02:05:00.479 a spider at all. So the only thing that makes him Spider Man, 1702 02:05:00.880 --> 02:05:05.119 the only thing that really makes him Spider Man is the webshooters and the fact 1703 02:05:05.159 --> 02:05:11.640 that he had to the costume. Chris, Oh my god, all right, 1704 02:05:11.680 --> 02:05:15.359 I can't wait for the common Why what makes Batman batman? Dummy? 1705 02:05:15.439 --> 02:05:20.640 Doesn't have power? Batman doesn't have power, But you're saying that he shouldn't 1706 02:05:20.680 --> 02:05:25.760 be called that because he doesn't have the technical powers of a fucking spider is 1707 02:05:25.920 --> 02:05:30.720 silly. But power the suit he did, But he had power. He 1708 02:05:30.880 --> 02:05:34.399 didn't have to choose Spider. He did because of the connection. He chose 1709 02:05:34.439 --> 02:05:42.000 spider Man because of the connection, has the power of a proportionate spider. 1710 02:05:42.199 --> 02:05:48.640 That is why he's Spider Man. It's not the only doesn't because heroes. 1711 02:05:49.319 --> 02:05:54.920 I don't think you're really understanding what I'm saying. There is nothing. Why 1712 02:05:55.039 --> 02:06:00.439 is electro called electro? Why control? Because he can control like tricity? 1713 02:06:00.039 --> 02:06:05.720 Right slops? Because he has one eye? Well, he shoots a beam 1714 02:06:05.840 --> 02:06:11.119 like one beam, but but what is an actual cyclops? It's just a 1715 02:06:11.199 --> 02:06:15.359 fucking monster with one eye. It's not so should he have should fucking Scott 1716 02:06:15.399 --> 02:06:18.760 Summers have one fucking eye for it to make sense to you? Yes, 1717 02:06:19.079 --> 02:06:24.439 Like, it's just not like you. I don't like, I'm not this 1718 02:06:24.640 --> 02:06:28.680 is a reasonable like, why is Spider Man costs? Hold on? Hold 1719 02:06:28.720 --> 02:06:30.399 on, hold on, hold on one moment, hold on, If Spider 1720 02:06:30.439 --> 02:06:34.079 Man got bit by a spider, I would on your side if no, 1721 02:06:34.159 --> 02:06:39.159 if Spider Man got bit by a radioactive spider, right, yes, And 1722 02:06:39.279 --> 02:06:41.520 he was asleep when it happened. He didn't even know what happened, right, 1723 02:06:41.600 --> 02:06:43.760 He just woke up with like, well, fucking weird, I got 1724 02:06:43.840 --> 02:06:46.039 a bug bite and then he woke up with powers. He has no he 1725 02:06:46.119 --> 02:06:49.960 has no fucking idea to spider at all. Exactly would he have the we 1726 02:06:50.399 --> 02:06:55.760 like? He very likely wouldn't have. He wouldn't, he wouldn't have gone 1727 02:06:55.800 --> 02:07:00.479 down that route. That's fine in the costume, but it's it's not about 1728 02:07:00.520 --> 02:07:02.680 the costume because the costume was informed by the power set, and the power 1729 02:07:02.720 --> 02:07:06.000 set to me, doesn't make any sense. You're misunderstanding, brother, You're 1730 02:07:06.039 --> 02:07:11.039 so you're taking away the idea that he knows it's a spider. The thing 1731 02:07:11.319 --> 02:07:14.840 I'm just saying, the only thing that really makes a spider man. Spider 1732 02:07:14.920 --> 02:07:18.600 Man is the ability to to use webs. That's the only thing that deminds 1733 02:07:18.800 --> 02:07:25.960 a spider that he has the proportion else that's everything. That's an ant. 1734 02:07:26.119 --> 02:07:29.840 That's like a number of different things. No, Chris, it is a 1735 02:07:30.000 --> 02:07:36.600 spider spider Man pretty much a what are you talking about? Because Chris, 1736 02:07:36.720 --> 02:07:40.479 you were so you're The thing is that you're ill informed, and you're loud 1737 02:07:40.479 --> 02:07:47.319 about being ill informed, making you Chris, if I was pitching you, 1738 02:07:47.479 --> 02:07:51.560 if if I was pitching you a character, if I was pitching you a 1739 02:07:51.680 --> 02:07:56.760 character called spider Man and he didn't have the power of webs at all, 1740 02:07:57.119 --> 02:07:59.920 you'd be like, why is he called why? Why is he called spy 1741 02:08:00.119 --> 02:08:07.199 or man? It's fucking stupid. Anything else? Give him something that correlates 1742 02:08:07.239 --> 02:08:18.039 to a spider, Chris, give him or something like that. All of 1743 02:08:18.119 --> 02:08:20.920 those things make more sense to me than just, oh, he has the 1744 02:08:22.880 --> 02:08:26.479 generalized proportionate strength of a spider, which how do you even quantify that? 1745 02:08:26.600 --> 02:08:28.000 And that's that really all that different from like an ant at a At a 1746 02:08:28.079 --> 02:08:35.039 certain point, when you're not extremely different from an ant and you're not listening, 1747 02:08:35.319 --> 02:08:39.039 you're not fucking listening. Shut up, Oh my god, if you 1748 02:08:39.159 --> 02:08:43.199 are if you are that, if you are that strong, if you are 1749 02:08:43.319 --> 02:08:48.600 that strong, if you are seriously that strong. Right as a man with 1750 02:08:48.720 --> 02:08:52.560 the proportionate strength of a fucking insect, whether you're whether you're an ant or 1751 02:08:52.640 --> 02:08:58.640 a spider that is both insanely strong to a point where it almost doesn't even 1752 02:08:58.760 --> 02:09:01.640 matter that it's ant orient did How strong is the Hulk when compared to like 1753 02:09:01.720 --> 02:09:05.880 the proportionate size of a fucking bug? Probably about right? What the fuck? 1754 02:09:07.039 --> 02:09:09.600 Who cares? At that point? What is the connection outside of just 1755 02:09:09.600 --> 02:09:13.800 the fact that you've been bitten by something? Okay? Cool? You are 1756 02:09:13.920 --> 02:09:18.640 not Spider Man. You're not Spider Man. You're stick to walls man. 1757 02:09:18.000 --> 02:09:22.319 You're more ant Man than anything else because all you do is stick to wall. 1758 02:09:22.359 --> 02:09:26.439 You guys are going in the wrong direction. Look at scorpion. What 1759 02:09:26.640 --> 02:09:33.600 makes scorpions scorpion? What makes vulture vulture? They have like power, the 1760 02:09:33.800 --> 02:09:39.520 power only their own scorpion, But they're Why are you making an excuse for 1761 02:09:39.600 --> 02:09:43.319 Spider Man and not these other people? Well, I don't want that about 1762 02:09:43.199 --> 02:09:48.479 that. Don't have the powers of a scorpion or saking vulture. Why is 1763 02:09:48.560 --> 02:09:52.880 it okay? For them to be called Scorpion or Vulture and not Spider Man 1764 02:09:52.920 --> 02:09:58.880 to be called spider Man, because I don't I understand that that's your point. 1765 02:09:58.600 --> 02:10:05.800 You're no fucking reason by it. I've always been bottled. Oh my 1766 02:10:05.960 --> 02:10:09.119 god, you're misunderstanding it for no reason. Why are you? How am 1767 02:10:09.159 --> 02:10:15.920 I misunderstanding because you're saying because webshooters donext them to a spider because I don't 1768 02:10:16.239 --> 02:10:18.920 cares about how much sense doctor Octopus makes, because I don't care about Doctor 1769 02:10:18.960 --> 02:10:22.479 Octopus as much as I care about Spider Man. So it bothers me that 1770 02:10:22.640 --> 02:10:26.840 Spider Man is only spider Man because of a gadget. It does bother me 1771 02:10:28.479 --> 02:10:31.239 because you care about Spider Man. Well, I care about it because you're 1772 02:10:31.399 --> 02:10:33.680 telling me I care about it because the web slinging is literally the only part 1773 02:10:33.720 --> 02:10:39.159 of Spider Man's like power set that I find to be unique enough to be 1774 02:10:39.039 --> 02:10:41.640 for Spider Man to even be as popular as he is if Spider Man didn't 1775 02:10:41.640 --> 02:10:48.039 have the wenbody else, because I don't like anybody else as much. So 1776 02:10:48.159 --> 02:10:52.560 that's what bothers me. It doesn't bother me about Batman. Batman bothers you. 1777 02:10:52.960 --> 02:10:56.960 Yes, literally, I don't I don't care about Batman at all. 1778 02:10:56.239 --> 02:11:00.359 I don't need it. I don't care about Batman even slightly if that he's 1779 02:11:00.399 --> 02:11:03.119 like dressed like a bat stupid and gay. In fact, I think it's 1780 02:11:03.319 --> 02:11:07.760 dumb as fuck that he's dressed like a bat. Like, bro, you're 1781 02:11:07.960 --> 02:11:11.279 Spider Man on the same page now, But I'm saying but here's the reason. 1782 02:11:13.439 --> 02:11:16.279 But the reason I'm that. But the reason I'm saying this is because, 1783 02:11:16.319 --> 02:11:18.800 like, that's why I like, specifically that raymy Spider Man is a 1784 02:11:18.840 --> 02:11:22.119 fucking mutant with that fucking that the ability to swing. Oh, now, 1785 02:11:22.199 --> 02:11:28.920 he's actually Spider Man. Like, there's actually a reason beyond just beyond the 1786 02:11:28.960 --> 02:11:31.960 fact that he noticed, beyond the fact that he just noticed that he got 1787 02:11:33.000 --> 02:11:37.119 bit by a spider, he actually is a Spider Man. That's That's That's 1788 02:11:37.359 --> 02:11:43.359 what I said. I think I don't think my argument one guy literally three 1789 02:11:43.399 --> 02:11:48.399 more words. That's why I don't think it necessarily detracts from his character. 1790 02:11:48.560 --> 02:11:52.119 I don't think it really distracts at all. I think it does because of 1791 02:11:52.239 --> 02:11:56.319 how inventive he's been with his webs over the years. But I think him 1792 02:11:56.399 --> 02:12:01.479 developing like something happening in him developing shooters. I think that's fine down the 1793 02:12:01.560 --> 02:12:03.920 line. Don't think he's just start with it. I think his webs, 1794 02:12:05.359 --> 02:12:09.560 his creation of the webs has shown how intelligent he's been. That was like 1795 02:12:09.640 --> 02:12:11.560 the main inference of like, oh, this kid's a pretty smart young guy. 1796 02:12:11.920 --> 02:12:16.560 He created this thing that other people would never think of, but he 1797 02:12:16.760 --> 02:12:18.119 needed to use, so he created it. Look, I don't know why 1798 02:12:18.119 --> 02:12:22.479 you're explaining this when he already admitted why he has a problem with this. 1799 02:12:22.640 --> 02:12:26.960 It doesn't come down to intricacies like that. It doesn't. I think it 1800 02:12:26.000 --> 02:12:30.359 doesn't. I think it doesn't. To be more, No, I think 1801 02:12:30.399 --> 02:12:33.279 it does affect intricacy. I mean they're saying, well, because there are 1802 02:12:33.319 --> 02:12:35.920 certain things about it that I there are certain things about the fact that he 1803 02:12:35.960 --> 02:12:37.439 had to invent webshooters that I think detract from his character, the fact that 1804 02:12:37.479 --> 02:12:41.840 it, like because then it makes him so it makes him so smart that 1805 02:12:41.960 --> 02:12:45.560 it's unbelievable that he's poor at all. Like it kind of makes no sense 1806 02:12:45.640 --> 02:12:48.399 to me that like Peter Parker should be very No no, no, no, 1807 02:12:50.079 --> 02:12:52.439 that's stupid. But that's because they won't let Spider Man grow up. 1808 02:12:52.840 --> 02:12:58.479 I understand, But that's why you're totally you are you are totally correct, 1809 02:12:58.479 --> 02:13:00.319 but this is why. But this is what I mean. It's like a 1810 02:13:00.479 --> 02:13:03.640 key integral part of Spider Man is that he is kind of this everyman and 1811 02:13:03.720 --> 02:13:07.920 he is kind of like it could be anybody. And what I feel takes 1812 02:13:07.960 --> 02:13:11.479 away from that is the idea that like, oh, Spider Man, you 1813 02:13:11.520 --> 02:13:15.760 could be Spider Man if you're betten by radiactive Spider and you just so happen 1814 02:13:15.800 --> 02:13:22.239 to be very fucking intelligent. I don't think that's something like the intelligence of 1815 02:13:22.279 --> 02:13:24.760 Peter Parker should have always been, like, in my opinion, should be, 1816 02:13:24.800 --> 02:13:28.840 and how he outsmarts his enemies and how he uses what he has at 1817 02:13:28.880 --> 02:13:33.159 his disposal against people around, and and even just the ability of like being 1818 02:13:33.199 --> 02:13:37.880 able to swing and use physics effectively. Like you give a normal person the 1819 02:13:39.079 --> 02:13:41.800 abilities of like Spider Man, They're probably not going to swing as grace gracefully 1820 02:13:41.880 --> 02:13:45.960 or as effectively. They're gonna be bumping into shit like that. That was 1821 02:13:46.000 --> 02:13:48.640 something that I kind of have to learn assume. But no, but what 1822 02:13:48.680 --> 02:13:50.520 I'm saying is like that's something that I assumed, like kind of just based 1823 02:13:50.520 --> 02:13:52.319 on how Peter Parker was certain as a character, like, Oh, his 1824 02:13:52.439 --> 02:13:56.800 intelligence kind of allows him to understand physics in a way that probably most other 1825 02:13:56.840 --> 02:14:00.560 people wouldn't, which kind of informs why he's so good at me maneuvering with 1826 02:14:00.680 --> 02:14:05.359 webs around like really complicated environments. Like that's a part of his intelligence that 1827 02:14:05.479 --> 02:14:09.680 I think still allows him to be this everyman that doesn't put him in this 1828 02:14:09.760 --> 02:14:13.199 weird situation where he's inventing technology that he should just be selling or like at 1829 02:14:13.199 --> 02:14:16.399 the real least, like hold on, you understand what I'm saying. I 1830 02:14:16.479 --> 02:14:20.399 just want to get I want to give you an anecdote real quick. Though. 1831 02:14:20.760 --> 02:14:26.960 My brother is an extremely smart guy, neuroscigence blah blah blahs. But 1832 02:14:28.199 --> 02:14:33.520 when we gave him directions to go to Disneyland, all you gotta do is 1833 02:14:33.640 --> 02:14:37.840 make it right on harbor and then it's right there you can't miss and he's 1834 02:14:37.840 --> 02:14:41.560 still missed it somehow mean, Like there are some people that I can actually 1835 02:14:41.680 --> 02:14:46.039 believe that, for some fucking reason, as smart as he is, he 1836 02:14:46.199 --> 02:14:48.600 just never even thought to sell fucking like his hit, like actually made that 1837 02:14:48.640 --> 02:14:54.119 connection pull myself out of poverty and become an infinity billionaire, because for some 1838 02:14:54.319 --> 02:15:00.520 reason that just did not click. You're totally right, but it's yeah, 1839 02:15:01.359 --> 02:15:03.159 I agree with Crys one hundred pcent right on hundred hundred percent unders That's why 1840 02:15:03.159 --> 02:15:05.880 my problem where I say Spider Man has become boring is because Spider Man, 1841 02:15:07.079 --> 02:15:09.479 Peter Parker has been the same way for sixty years, been the same pay 1842 02:15:09.560 --> 02:15:13.720 sixties, sixty seventy, He's been the same character. Can't keep a job, 1843 02:15:13.119 --> 02:15:16.199 poor, begging, not made for money, all this stuff, right, 1844 02:15:16.279 --> 02:15:20.560 And I think the problem with that is that Peter Parker can't change because 1845 02:15:20.560 --> 02:15:24.880 if he changes, people won't really we as a group, because most people 1846 02:15:24.880 --> 02:15:28.359 are fucking poor, we as a group will respect him, right because it's 1847 02:15:28.399 --> 02:15:31.760 like the point of him just growing up. Most people are struggling, though 1848 02:15:31.840 --> 02:15:35.760 it's fairy. Can I understand the struggling this right? Yeah, I understand 1849 02:15:37.079 --> 02:15:39.079 with you, though, but there are different struggles other than this poverty. 1850 02:15:39.359 --> 02:15:43.960 I totally it's just an easy layup that we understand. It's easy to understand 1851 02:15:45.000 --> 02:15:48.640 why they do that. We'll understand that. It's just it's I want to, 1852 02:15:48.079 --> 02:15:50.640 I just yeah, can we just I just want to. I just 1853 02:15:50.680 --> 02:15:56.199 want to establish the ground of that whole weird shit that just happened a few 1854 02:15:56.279 --> 02:16:00.880 minutes ago. Is that this is all all the because I just I just 1855 02:16:00.960 --> 02:16:03.239 want to I just want to be you. I want the audience just know. 1856 02:16:03.319 --> 02:16:05.319 Okay, the reason why this even happened in the first place is your 1857 02:16:05.720 --> 02:16:09.800 love for Spider Man. Your your love for Spider Man. It gives you 1858 02:16:11.319 --> 02:16:16.560 a deeper love because there is more of a reason for him to actually be 1859 02:16:16.760 --> 02:16:20.840 like Spider Man. He's connected more as Spider Man because he naturally has these 1860 02:16:20.880 --> 02:16:24.199 web shooters, Like he is actually connected with Spider Man because I, yeah, 1861 02:16:24.319 --> 02:16:26.760 if he did not have the web shooters at all, he can be 1862 02:16:26.000 --> 02:16:30.079 he can be like any type of iractand or so there's a lot of Iracator. 1863 02:16:30.199 --> 02:16:33.280 There's a lot of things. It's not even just that it's it's more 1864 02:16:33.319 --> 02:16:35.600 so the fact that, like the only reason that he is Spider Man is 1865 02:16:35.600 --> 02:16:39.159 because he happened to notice that it was a spider that bit him. That's 1866 02:16:39.159 --> 02:16:41.440 the kind of the thing about it is that that, Okay, though it's 1867 02:16:41.520 --> 02:16:45.680 kind of like Spider Man Batman becoming Batman because over becoming his fears of not 1868 02:16:45.760 --> 02:16:48.760 being I don't think that's a problem. I think the issue is that, 1869 02:16:48.920 --> 02:16:52.399 like I don't think not having that detracts from his characters. What I'm saying, 1870 02:16:52.680 --> 02:16:54.760 like, because the thing that was said initially was that like, oh, 1871 02:16:54.959 --> 02:16:56.079 organic web shooters attrat from his character. It's like, I don't think 1872 02:16:56.120 --> 02:16:58.799 so. I think they think they they they take away. I think they 1873 02:16:58.840 --> 02:17:03.319 take the way I think they take some from other places where like, oh 1874 02:17:03.399 --> 02:17:09.600 yeah, they take away the aspect that he's this unrivaled genius that can make 1875 02:17:09.760 --> 02:17:13.559 insane technology that really doesn't make a lot of sense. But it's not doing 1876 02:17:13.600 --> 02:17:16.360 that. It is though it is not it's not no one else needs to 1877 02:17:16.440 --> 02:17:22.760 create that kind of thing that's not unlival that is intelligence directed in a certain 1878 02:17:22.799 --> 02:17:28.360 way, that's not unrivaled intelligence. There's total If he needed to create an 1879 02:17:31.600 --> 02:17:33.559 he can do it. Right. But now we're now we're getting into the 1880 02:17:33.680 --> 02:17:37.920 broader universe of Mark. I brought a universe if people need to create things 1881 02:17:37.920 --> 02:17:41.319 that they could create it. There's micro there's a micro mesh that is extremely 1882 02:17:41.399 --> 02:17:43.719 powerful in this world. All right, right, I'll put it this way, 1883 02:17:43.799 --> 02:17:48.040 like in in the Spider Man game, Now, like Insomniacs, it's 1884 02:17:48.120 --> 02:17:52.120 very tech heavy. There's like a lot of there's like a lot of emphasis 1885 02:17:52.200 --> 02:17:54.280 on tech. Peter's room is all kitted out, He's got all this like 1886 02:17:54.360 --> 02:17:58.280 technology around him. He's got in the New Game, they established that he 1887 02:17:58.319 --> 02:18:01.559 has a risk of understand what I'm saying when I say this. In the 1888 02:18:01.639 --> 02:18:07.479 New Game, Peter Parker has a wrist mounted three D printer okay, nuts 1889 02:18:07.840 --> 02:18:18.440 that can print, That can print drones in less than a second. That 1890 02:18:18.639 --> 02:18:20.520 to me is like, I don't know, man, Like I look at 1891 02:18:20.520 --> 02:18:24.399 that, and I'm like, I don't I don't feel like Spider Man really 1892 02:18:24.479 --> 02:18:26.239 right now. The web wings, I think kind of do that too, 1893 02:18:26.319 --> 02:18:31.760 like the flying stuff, where like I feel I'm just saying, I feel 1894 02:18:31.840 --> 02:18:35.600 less like Spider Man in a game like this than I did in any of 1895 02:18:35.639 --> 02:18:39.159 the Spider Man's previously where it was just webs, you know what I mean. 1896 02:18:39.200 --> 02:18:41.959 Even if gadgets were like web oriented, you know, I'll take like, 1897 02:18:43.280 --> 02:18:46.440 oh, this little device like makes my web shooters shoot like webballs or 1898 02:18:46.479 --> 02:18:48.639 something like cool. Fine, But like the second it's like drones and shit. 1899 02:18:48.799 --> 02:18:54.200 Like he's like he's so smart and he has access to such insane technology 1900 02:18:54.600 --> 02:18:56.399 that I don't even know where the bar is for this universe anymore. Like 1901 02:18:56.559 --> 02:18:58.760 there's a scene in the game where he goes to like a UCM and he's 1902 02:18:58.799 --> 02:19:01.920 like, there's a scene in this game where he's like he's talking to a 1903 02:19:01.959 --> 02:19:05.120 bunch of scientists about stuff they're working on, and it all sounds so embarrassing 1904 02:19:05.399 --> 02:19:09.959 compared to the thing that's on his fucking wrist, And it's like this massive 1905 02:19:11.479 --> 02:19:13.159 disconnect between like me and this guy where I'm like, I don't I can't 1906 02:19:13.200 --> 02:19:20.319 relate to this guy who's so out of pockets smart. I love I love 1907 02:19:20.440 --> 02:19:22.959 that because of the fact that for years he's been that smart, you know, 1908 02:19:26.680 --> 02:19:31.639 decades, but he's intelligence that's smart for decades. I don't I understand, 1909 02:19:31.639 --> 02:19:37.680 but I I think I think his intelligence should come from like not building 1910 02:19:37.879 --> 02:19:43.319 three D printed drones that can like just instantly calibrate, but just understanding how 1911 02:19:43.399 --> 02:19:48.079 to use a battlefield. They're like, how to use things around him in 1912 02:19:48.159 --> 02:19:50.799 like a like I would feel a lot better about it if all of his 1913 02:19:50.920 --> 02:19:54.639 tech was like scraps, you know what I mean, like almost like Ironman 1914 02:19:54.719 --> 02:19:58.280 and Ironman one, where like he was like building shit out of like like 1915 02:19:58.520 --> 02:20:03.200 just the most primitive stuff I can I can understand because the Spider Man has 1916 02:20:03.200 --> 02:20:05.760 always been like he's like, oh man, I fucked up. How do 1917 02:20:05.840 --> 02:20:07.280 I deal with this guy? He goes back to the lab Connors, do 1918 02:20:07.360 --> 02:20:09.079 you have this, X, Y, and Z? And he puts things 1919 02:20:09.079 --> 02:20:13.399 together and it's not as in this way he already has that stuff, you 1920 02:20:13.479 --> 02:20:15.879 know, so we didn't see him develop it. He has it. The 1921 02:20:15.920 --> 02:20:16.879 three D printed thing was kind of crazy. I was like, what the 1922 02:20:18.000 --> 02:20:24.719 fuck, because that's kind that's pretty insane. It's not that's not that crazy 1923 02:20:24.760 --> 02:20:28.840 compared to the drones flying around. You know, there's drones flying around. 1924 02:20:28.879 --> 02:20:31.639 You know, there's like things like that are not that crazy. But I 1925 02:20:31.680 --> 02:20:33.959 think that is. But but the thing about that is like a lot of 1926 02:20:33.040 --> 02:20:37.239 his enemies are just it. I look, am I spied tech based The 1927 02:20:37.239 --> 02:20:39.920 whole world is tech basus, Chris. I totally understand what you're saying. 1928 02:20:39.920 --> 02:20:43.280 And look, I think objectively, I think a lot of people wouldn't be 1929 02:20:43.319 --> 02:20:46.440 willing to admit this. But as far as storytelling goes, I think objectively, 1930 02:20:46.520 --> 02:20:50.319 if you were an actual storyteller, you're writing a script or you're writing 1931 02:20:50.360 --> 02:20:54.680 a novel, whatever, it would be much more to your advantage. If 1932 02:20:54.719 --> 02:20:58.799 he wasn't such a brilliant mind, it would make much more sense for the 1933 02:20:58.840 --> 02:21:05.040 struggle and overcoming things then having to suspend your disbelief in the thing where it's 1934 02:21:05.079 --> 02:21:09.680 like, why is he so insanely smart and struggling so fucking tremendously Just one 1935 02:21:09.719 --> 02:21:13.280 of those things that were you kind of have to just do that same struggle 1936 02:21:13.360 --> 02:21:18.600 with like a a batman where he's like he's perfect in every way possible except 1937 02:21:18.639 --> 02:21:22.200 for you know, is like he can't afford therapy or some shit, yea 1938 02:21:22.799 --> 02:21:26.319 like something where there's like there's like things where you kind of have to like 1939 02:21:26.440 --> 02:21:28.440 ignore where it's like strip some of this stuff away from these people so they 1940 02:21:28.479 --> 02:21:33.319 can be a little bit more grounded instead of giving them everything where it's like, 1941 02:21:33.360 --> 02:21:35.479 Okay, this guy has all the powers and all the fucking smarts in 1942 02:21:35.520 --> 02:21:39.120 the world, but he still somehow gets himself in these wacky situations where it's 1943 02:21:39.159 --> 02:21:41.559 like, oh, it's much more believable to get in these wacky situations if 1944 02:21:41.600 --> 02:21:45.680 he didn't have an abundance of intelligence and all that ship Like that's what it's 1945 02:21:45.719 --> 02:21:48.920 like. I understand that. I totally get that. You know that were 1946 02:21:48.719 --> 02:21:52.040 it could kind of take you out of it a little bit. I get 1947 02:21:52.120 --> 02:21:56.280 it. Yeah, for for for Spider Man this, and it's the same 1948 02:21:56.319 --> 02:22:01.440 because they re keep they keep them not. I actually agree, I actually 1949 02:22:01.440 --> 02:22:03.239 would love that different. Not Peter Parker though, like Miles Kay, I'll 1950 02:22:03.239 --> 02:22:07.479 be fine with that. Peter Parker black black, hispanic and gay. Bro 1951 02:22:09.079 --> 02:22:13.479 Let Peter Parker. Let Peter Parker be happy for once and let him be 1952 02:22:13.639 --> 02:22:16.159 gay, you know what I mean? Do you imagine if he was gay? 1953 02:22:16.200 --> 02:22:18.559 Everything was better about his life, every single thing was better? Dude, 1954 02:22:18.639 --> 02:22:26.239 are you kidding? Easily better? Yeah, Uncle Ben would not have 1955 02:22:26.319 --> 02:22:30.440 died if Peter was gay. Crazy Peters. If he becomes Spider Man, 1956 02:22:30.440 --> 02:22:37.200 he actually dides all the way a spider watch out. I'm not even kidding. 1957 02:22:37.239 --> 02:22:43.040 I don't even think. I I really don't even think that's far fetched 1958 02:22:43.239 --> 02:22:46.120 entirely, Like I really do think Peter Parker gay. And what happens is 1959 02:22:46.200 --> 02:22:50.079 that the Spider bites Harry because Peter dies. Oh, Harry, watch to 1960 02:22:50.120 --> 02:22:54.040 help me, Harry, help me. Harry gives about a spider instead, 1961 02:22:56.040 --> 02:23:00.600 such a horrible cost. A lot of his woes, man, a lot 1962 02:23:00.639 --> 02:23:03.760 of a lot of He doesn't. He doesn't, he doesn't care about saying 1963 02:23:03.799 --> 02:23:05.159 Wednesdays. He doesn't really that big of a video because he's some random bitch. 1964 02:23:05.920 --> 02:23:09.399 Don't give a fuck about mj. She's just some dumb bitch that lives 1965 02:23:09.680 --> 02:23:11.559 like right there. He knows her, he knows her. They used to 1966 02:23:11.559 --> 02:23:13.719 hang out the US to make up each other like that, but they don't. 1967 02:23:13.719 --> 02:23:16.360 They don't, like they don't really fuck with each other that much. 1968 02:23:16.399 --> 02:23:18.520 He goes to college to succeed. He's a billionaire. He gets put them 1969 02:23:18.559 --> 02:23:22.000 there like Stark Tech as he goes to work for Regreed Richards and like it's 1970 02:23:22.040 --> 02:23:28.319 just genuinely everything's better for he does like successful Norman Osborne like type of experiments. 1971 02:23:28.479 --> 02:23:33.559 Yeah, they recreated the super Soldier in the correct way, so there's 1972 02:23:33.600 --> 02:23:37.600 more Captain Americans in the world. Like everything is bumping. He meets the 1973 02:23:37.639 --> 02:23:41.600 Avengers, but because of his like Scholastic creations, not because of him being 1974 02:23:41.760 --> 02:23:46.079 a fucking superhero. And then Jane he's a great guy. And then Mary 1975 02:23:46.159 --> 02:23:50.239 Jane is a lesbian and then she ends up in a really domestically violent uh 1976 02:23:50.000 --> 02:23:56.920 like like but this this Mary Jane is just like she's like very but I 1977 02:23:56.000 --> 02:23:58.319 was like very butch, and she's like very fucking She's kind of swole a 1978 02:23:58.360 --> 02:24:03.319 little bit and she beg of Jim Carrey. Stay, She's like, what's 1979 02:24:03.360 --> 02:24:09.479 a Drew carry? Yeah, it looks like Carrie. You know she Gwen 1980 02:24:09.559 --> 02:24:13.879 Stacy there in the Relationshi are getting husb relationship talking out Gwen Stacy and Harry 1981 02:24:13.920 --> 02:24:18.559 has every now and then from almost killing her. What you just saying? 1982 02:24:18.600 --> 02:24:22.719 So it doesn't doesn't carry look like like, you know, butch lesbian? 1983 02:24:22.360 --> 02:24:28.520 Hold on, Derek, get out of your mind. But you gotta look 1984 02:24:28.520 --> 02:24:31.920 this up. Christy, you're gonna be if you ever see a butch lesbian 1985 02:24:31.079 --> 02:24:33.879 in real life. Doesn't he look like a lesbian? He does? He 1986 02:24:35.040 --> 02:24:39.920 does? I mean the beard kind of throws it off back. Drew carry 1987 02:24:39.959 --> 02:24:43.360 show, Drew carry carry show, Drew carry. You just said Drew looks 1988 02:24:43.360 --> 02:24:48.680 like I guess, okay, what he does? He does? He does? 1989 02:24:50.159 --> 02:24:54.719 I totally I totally agree. That is crazy. I have a picture. 1990 02:24:54.719 --> 02:24:56.319 I have a picture. I have a picture. I'll send it to 1991 02:24:56.319 --> 02:25:00.680 you. Let's stop doing this now, I'm done. I'm done. Hold 1992 02:25:00.719 --> 02:25:05.079 on, I want to do the city. Lily's Lily's a new girlfriend. 1993 02:25:05.479 --> 02:25:09.120 Oh, come on, it's not. It's doing that stupid thing where it's 1994 02:25:09.159 --> 02:25:11.120 like a rod. I clicked the picture, but it like it doesn't have 1995 02:25:11.280 --> 02:25:15.840 the picture in it? Was it too gay? But good man. The 1996 02:25:15.920 --> 02:25:18.399 girlfriend's like, hey, give me some more. She takes off the sixer, 1997 02:25:18.760 --> 02:25:26.479 apply the tenor. With the tenor, she unscrews the sixer. About 1998 02:25:26.479 --> 02:25:30.600 fifty years old. I think fife years old. I'm gonna tell Joe to 1999 02:25:30.680 --> 02:25:33.719 start buying some strap on because I feel I canna be bored at that point. 2000 02:25:33.559 --> 02:25:37.399 Here you got, you got fifty twenty nine for me, you know, 2001 02:25:37.520 --> 02:25:41.079 to save different things and check out checks and check out, check out 2002 02:25:41.079 --> 02:25:50.159 the chat you're gonna see. Lily's uh, that is totally a lesbian man. 2003 02:25:50.000 --> 02:25:54.760 I don't. I don't mainly agree, but I you guys, you 2004 02:25:54.840 --> 02:25:56.360 guys believe it's so hard. I'm not gonna fight you. Her name is 2005 02:25:56.479 --> 02:26:00.920 Carol. Yeah. Next we got to the land, You're gonna see a 2006 02:26:00.920 --> 02:26:05.360 couple of them. I swear Disneyland always wear jeene shorts too. So I 2007 02:26:05.479 --> 02:26:09.600 was at Disneyland, right and I was walking with Lily and some little kid 2008 02:26:09.879 --> 02:26:13.120 fell down. And as the kid fell down, some guy kicked the kid 2009 02:26:13.200 --> 02:26:18.079 in the face. Right when the kid fell down. He almost tripped over 2010 02:26:18.200 --> 02:26:24.280 the kid, and I started laughing so hard because they pulled the kid up. 2011 02:26:24.559 --> 02:26:30.200 It was like it was so much. That sounds so much, dude, 2012 02:26:30.239 --> 02:26:31.680 that sounds so much like that. Did Jayalen ever tell you the story 2013 02:26:31.719 --> 02:26:37.680 about how he slacked the baby? Indes our friend, Our friend Jalen slapped 2014 02:26:37.680 --> 02:26:41.040 a baby in the Palisades by a complete accident, and the like, well, 2015 02:26:41.079 --> 02:26:45.120 it wasn't a baby, was like a toddler whatever. But we were 2016 02:26:45.319 --> 02:26:46.879 I remember it so vividly. We were coming out, We're coming out of 2017 02:26:46.879 --> 02:26:50.360 the Palisades, but we had just seen Super eight, so it was whenever 2018 02:26:50.399 --> 02:26:52.399 that movie was in theaters. And we were laughing because like we were making 2019 02:26:52.440 --> 02:26:56.079 a joke about it or something. And then he just we were walking in 2020 02:26:56.079 --> 02:26:58.680 one direction laughing. He's animated, dude, He's an animated guy. So 2021 02:26:58.719 --> 02:27:03.760 we throws his hands around and then he throws his hand down, and I 2022 02:27:03.879 --> 02:27:07.680 guess like like we were going one direction, this this this mom and their 2023 02:27:07.799 --> 02:27:11.200 kid was going in the other direction. He hits the kid in the face. 2024 02:27:11.760 --> 02:27:15.000 He looks at his hand, He's like, why is my hand wet? 2025 02:27:15.319 --> 02:27:18.360 And he turns around and he turns around and the kid's like with his 2026 02:27:18.479 --> 02:27:22.520 head back like this, and he's like slow, He's like lagging behind his 2027 02:27:22.639 --> 02:27:28.399 mom, and his mom yanks him forward. It's like enough enough. And 2028 02:27:28.520 --> 02:27:33.159 it was like I rolled, actually rolled on the floor of that mall, 2029 02:27:33.639 --> 02:27:39.399 laughing. I could not believe that shit. I'm glad my hand Why is 2030 02:27:39.479 --> 02:27:43.760 my hand wet? I'll never forget that quest we if. I'm so glad 2031 02:27:43.799 --> 02:27:48.639 I have witnesses to that because when I tell that story, so it's just 2032 02:27:48.799 --> 02:27:54.520 so hysterical. I wish I could if if there's a way to rewatch, 2033 02:27:54.680 --> 02:27:56.760 like almost like a theater mode, moments of your life when you die, 2034 02:27:56.920 --> 02:28:01.159 that's definitely one of the ones I'm watching. That kick got kicked in the 2035 02:28:01.239 --> 02:28:03.799 face so hard. Bro. It was like the guy was just walking, 2036 02:28:03.879 --> 02:28:05.879 like you know, when you're walking, you're moving, you're doing your Like 2037 02:28:05.959 --> 02:28:09.559 there was one time when I was walking when I lived in Burbank and on 2038 02:28:09.639 --> 02:28:13.120 the side of bourban I used to live in. I was walking one time 2039 02:28:13.159 --> 02:28:15.520 and I ended up kicking a homeless person that didn't know they were there. 2040 02:28:18.040 --> 02:28:20.120 Some money? Did I tell you that story? You kicked him and then 2041 02:28:20.159 --> 02:28:26.639 you paint him He's like I kicked him, hearty ship because I was just 2042 02:28:26.680 --> 02:28:28.520 like I was speed walking. I was like, I gotta get the chase 2043 02:28:28.520 --> 02:28:31.040 of speed walking speedwalks walking and it was dark and I kicked the homeless guy 2044 02:28:31.280 --> 02:28:35.600 and I was like, holy shit, and I gave him like twenty dollars. 2045 02:28:35.600 --> 02:28:37.159 I was like, I don't really got twenty hours of spare, but 2046 02:28:37.399 --> 02:28:39.639 I kicked the groaning he's groaning. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta 2047 02:28:39.639 --> 02:28:43.719 make this right somehow. That is crazy. That is his that is his 2048 02:28:45.079 --> 02:28:48.719 gig. You fucking you felt bro. He laid out in front of me. 2049 02:28:48.360 --> 02:28:50.319 What the fuck is he? The wait? Wait? Were you on 2050 02:28:50.440 --> 02:28:52.559 like the grass? Were you on the sidewalk? Where were you? I 2051 02:28:52.680 --> 02:28:56.920 was on the sidewalk and I was speed walking down by where carving board is. 2052 02:28:56.079 --> 02:29:03.600 That is his fucking fault that I'm really back because I it was audible 2053 02:29:03.719 --> 02:29:05.479 like I had headphones in and I hit him and I was like that made 2054 02:29:05.959 --> 02:29:11.440 formative due he made it louder. You got got, you got got. 2055 02:29:11.879 --> 02:29:15.239 He made the hit. He probably had like a frying like a like what 2056 02:29:15.360 --> 02:29:22.639 is like an aluminum pan on his chest. So that's so good. He 2057 02:29:22.760 --> 02:29:28.079 got you, dude, mother the cars and ship like a better call Saul. 2058 02:29:28.520 --> 02:29:31.600 He has a Bluetooth speaker he has a bluetooth speaker, and then you 2059 02:29:33.000 --> 02:29:35.840 he has a busy speaker under it. You kick him and then he goes 2060 02:29:35.959 --> 02:29:41.680 ah, and then three seconds later broken glass sounds start to start blasting like 2061 02:29:41.879 --> 02:29:48.040 way like like way after. It's so not on. Yeah, yeah it 2062 02:29:48.079 --> 02:29:52.360 did. It didn't. He didn't press play fast enough. In fact, 2063 02:29:52.440 --> 02:29:54.079 if I moved the cover, if I moved the cover, it's a little 2064 02:29:54.120 --> 02:29:58.639 hole down to the lower area where it's a completely furnished lower basement. It's 2065 02:29:58.680 --> 02:30:03.280 actually down there. It's actually not it's actually not one guy laying on the 2066 02:30:03.360 --> 02:30:09.360 side. It's just it's six midutes standing up right in the line. That's 2067 02:30:09.680 --> 02:30:13.959 crazy. They're standing upright and they're still as low as my foot. They're 2068 02:30:13.079 --> 02:30:28.079 standing straight up. Alright. Let's yeah, episode has gotten off the episode 2069 02:30:28.120 --> 02:30:30.079 like we did the credit, so I felt like we did it, and 2070 02:30:30.159 --> 02:30:33.680 I'm like, well, we're gonna get some engagement on this one now that 2071 02:30:33.719 --> 02:30:39.799 we have a now now that we have an anger blow up. It's gonna 2072 02:30:39.799 --> 02:30:41.920 do it. Yeah, it's definitely the title of the episode is gonna be. 2073 02:30:43.360 --> 02:30:45.120 I was getting I was getting mad, and I was like, do 2074 02:30:45.239 --> 02:30:46.920 I do I hit the do I hit the desk. I was like, 2075 02:30:46.959 --> 02:30:50.120 I gotta hit the desk. You gotta hit the desk otherwise it's not gonna 2076 02:30:50.079 --> 02:30:54.719 this is gonna be anger for no reason. So let's uh. I would 2077 02:30:54.760 --> 02:30:58.159 hits that's cost too much. It's like one of the freaking like standing ones. 2078 02:30:58.239 --> 02:31:03.680 Uf I hit it and it breaks, I'm gonna die. What is 2079 02:31:03.719 --> 02:31:05.040 that thing? What was that thing that we like, we used to when 2080 02:31:05.520 --> 02:31:09.399 we were living together. We were like, you know, it's what you 2081 02:31:09.479 --> 02:31:11.559 get one if you're playing a game and you get mad, you get you 2082 02:31:11.680 --> 02:31:15.239 get one. You get one hit at the desk. Yeah, you get 2083 02:31:15.280 --> 02:31:16.639 one hit and then like a prime for the second and then like you have 2084 02:31:16.639 --> 02:31:20.239 to stop before the second one. Stop yourself. But if you but if 2085 02:31:20.319 --> 02:31:24.239 you hit twice, you just you're consumed. You're consume. Is gonna keep 2086 02:31:24.319 --> 02:31:31.120 hitting something. It's like it's like, no, he's hit, he's hit 2087 02:31:31.159 --> 02:31:33.959 twice. It's taken him. Don't go talk. Don't go talk to that 2088 02:31:35.040 --> 02:31:37.559 guy. He's really upset. If you go talk to him now, he 2089 02:31:37.680 --> 02:31:41.200 might hit you. Just let him be for a bit. Waitit, why 2090 02:31:41.239 --> 02:31:46.479 is this filter not working active? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay, 2091 02:31:46.000 --> 02:31:50.440 all right, let's read the uh. Let's read it up. Yeah, 2092 02:31:50.440 --> 02:31:58.159 all right? Three two one the newest snark Tank Patreon member some guy g 2093 02:31:58.360 --> 02:32:07.479 g in Cell turned train Alexander the Gang A spooky man. I wish if 2094 02:32:07.520 --> 02:32:09.719 I was, honestly, if I was a gay guy named Alexander, that 2095 02:32:09.719 --> 02:32:15.520 would that I would be so insufferable because I would absolutely I would absolutely do 2096 02:32:15.559 --> 02:32:16.239 that. I'd be like, it's me Alexander, the guy. You know 2097 02:32:16.360 --> 02:32:22.440 me. I'm Alexander, A spooky cowboy spot a Spooky Cowboy Spotify playlist. 2098 02:32:24.239 --> 02:32:26.959 The Wicked Waist. I think it says I feel like it's a recommendation or 2099 02:32:28.000 --> 02:32:31.920 something. Sucking down a crisp diet cock I mean diet cock. I mean 2100 02:32:31.040 --> 02:32:37.200 diet cock. I mean diet cock. I mean diet cock. Nice I'm 2101 02:32:37.239 --> 02:32:41.879 with I'm the man, I'm the man with the cock by Alice in Chains, 2102 02:32:43.159 --> 02:32:52.079 I just POI am the man with that. God am I Yes, 2103 02:32:52.280 --> 02:33:01.719 get got out? Come forgive me Jesus Wait, what do you say? 2104 02:33:01.799 --> 02:33:07.120 Said Jesus Christ? So it would be like Seemen? I don't know whatever. 2105 02:33:07.280 --> 02:33:13.079 I just popped a whole Garbonzo being fuck you mean John busting big nuts, 2106 02:33:13.159 --> 02:33:18.799 Guido the Fourth Damn whoa. I listened to every episode of the Start 2107 02:33:18.840 --> 02:33:20.440 Tank, and all I got was this lousy dick. The fucking Discord link 2108 02:33:20.520 --> 02:33:26.959 is down. I don't know, man, damn Discord is making I don't 2109 02:33:26.000 --> 02:33:28.719 know. I guess we'll Yeah, we'll make it, make a new platform, 2110 02:33:30.079 --> 02:33:31.879 We'll make it. Yeah, we'll make it new. We'll make a 2111 02:33:31.120 --> 02:33:37.440 Discord. Yeah, we'll have It's exclusively for members of our community. And 2112 02:33:37.479 --> 02:33:41.360 that's it. We refuse. You gotta gotta send me a video you piss 2113 02:33:41.440 --> 02:33:48.639 him before you get it. That's fucking crazy. Send me you. I 2114 02:33:48.719 --> 02:33:50.760 want to see phallus on camera too. I want to see I want to 2115 02:33:50.799 --> 02:33:54.479 see you. I want to see you pissing on camera. You're face needs 2116 02:33:54.520 --> 02:33:56.319 to be in it so we can verify no a I we have. We 2117 02:33:56.440 --> 02:34:01.280 have uh, we have full we have just we have software to detect it. 2118 02:34:01.399 --> 02:34:05.639 Don't even try. Right, and women, ladies, you have to 2119 02:34:05.719 --> 02:34:09.680 be no bar so so we don't say, look, we don't want to 2120 02:34:09.719 --> 02:34:13.840 be sexist, but at the bar of entries, you have to be able 2121 02:34:13.840 --> 02:34:22.680 to piss horizontally while standing. Yeah, that's crazy for the ladies. I 2122 02:34:22.719 --> 02:34:26.000 gotta go with the in front of you gotta stand horizontal and pits in my 2123 02:34:26.120 --> 02:34:37.079 face. You gottas you gotta be five feet back and pitching my face horizontal, 2124 02:34:37.479 --> 02:34:46.639 then you can get in our discord. Can you give a woman standing 2125 02:34:46.719 --> 02:34:52.000 a few feet back and pissing it up guy's face? You know what I 2126 02:34:52.079 --> 02:34:54.959 mean? You know what I imagine one of the most absurd things. But 2127 02:34:54.799 --> 02:35:01.559 I'm imagining. I'm imagining this exact. Like this is. Let's say this 2128 02:35:01.719 --> 02:35:03.559 is true. This is actually how you get into the snark Tank discord. 2129 02:35:03.680 --> 02:35:07.280 You have to you have to send a video of you pissing or like, 2130 02:35:07.319 --> 02:35:11.120 you have to piss in Kingston's face horizonally from five feet away. And every 2131 02:35:11.239 --> 02:35:16.280 single every single member has done that, which means like everybody who's everybody, 2132 02:35:16.319 --> 02:35:18.319 all the active users on that account, they've proven themselves. They've done it. 2133 02:35:20.840 --> 02:35:24.040 Five years down the line, there's like a documentary about the fall of 2134 02:35:24.040 --> 02:35:28.719 the snark Tank or whatever. Oh totally, and then like and then and 2135 02:35:28.959 --> 02:35:35.000 and then like they even had a this weird rule where to get into their 2136 02:35:35.079 --> 02:35:39.680 discord you had to piss in one of the hosts face from five feet away. 2137 02:35:39.760 --> 02:35:43.360 And many people like the idea of it being brought up in like a 2138 02:35:43.760 --> 02:35:54.280 in a context where it's like really something that happened is amazing. It's that 2139 02:35:54.680 --> 02:35:58.000 we should do. That'd be so fucking funny, just like pretend, not 2140 02:35:58.079 --> 02:36:00.840 even pretend to have a falling out, but like invent this fake falling out 2141 02:36:00.879 --> 02:36:07.879 that happens in this like this documentary. Uh I listened to Yeah, rap 2142 02:36:07.959 --> 02:36:15.680 gade alterna title gape God. Uh damn you know yeah in the comments I 2143 02:36:16.040 --> 02:36:18.399 read it, gape God. Look at that time. You gotta have You 2144 02:36:18.479 --> 02:36:20.959 gotta have a pretty impressive circular asshole, man, You gotta be. You 2145 02:36:22.040 --> 02:36:24.440 gotta be a pretty pretty high up there. Put a basketball in there. 2146 02:36:24.719 --> 02:36:30.200 Your asshole gotta look like uh got to look like someone with a big smile 2147 02:36:30.280 --> 02:36:33.319 on their face opening their mouth. You gotta sit on a table, you 2148 02:36:33.360 --> 02:36:35.959 gotta. You have to sit on my desk, spread eagle, spread eagle, 2149 02:36:37.040 --> 02:36:39.120 hunched over with your asshole spread open. And I need to be I 2150 02:36:39.239 --> 02:36:41.600 need to be able to throw a watermelon up into it and have it land 2151 02:36:41.719 --> 02:36:52.479 back in my hand with no friction. That's that's the only that's nothing but 2152 02:36:52.680 --> 02:37:03.680 that baby, nothing but that, no at all. A watermelon like like 2153 02:37:03.760 --> 02:37:07.479 an upside down yo yo, like an upside down yoyo in a swimming pool, 2154 02:37:07.559 --> 02:37:11.120 Man, I need you know the you know the you know those you 2155 02:37:11.239 --> 02:37:13.959 know those things, you know those things that's kind of Walmart and like Target, 2156 02:37:15.280 --> 02:37:20.120 those little columns that prevent cars from driving into the store. One of 2157 02:37:20.159 --> 02:37:30.120 those and sink you gonna sit on one of those in sink it's gone. 2158 02:37:30.200 --> 02:37:33.319 Yeah, you stand up in man, It's like, where did it go? 2159 02:37:33.040 --> 02:37:39.719 It's being digested. There ain't no rest for the homos. Come, 2160 02:37:39.879 --> 02:37:43.799 don't grow on trees. We've got men to funk. We've got dick to 2161 02:37:43.959 --> 02:37:48.840 suck. Nice. I actually can't believe that's not come up before. Yeah, 2162 02:37:48.319 --> 02:37:54.120 no rest for the home, No rest I see, I personally I 2163 02:37:54.200 --> 02:37:58.840 would I my brain goes. Ain't no rest for the dickens. Yeah, 2164 02:38:00.040 --> 02:38:09.479 that's where but of course it does. Ain't no reason he gros dangle from 2165 02:38:09.520 --> 02:38:13.520 trees. We've got the gate we got, oh man, that's relax. 2166 02:38:16.159 --> 02:38:20.319 The gape we got, we got throats to chase. That's pretty good. 2167 02:38:20.719 --> 02:38:26.520 Obama the drone Stricken single? What Obama and the drone Stricken singles in your 2168 02:38:26.600 --> 02:38:31.760 area? Uh? Jesus listening to Sweeneys, we consider racism baller of the 2169 02:38:31.799 --> 02:38:37.920 first sin. There goes my homo watch him as she blows uh Gabe with 2170 02:38:39.280 --> 02:38:45.159 aid of the machine. Two episodes remaining, be Afraid Said Cock sixty nine 2171 02:38:45.440 --> 02:38:48.079 and two Gay guys, Baby, that's all we need. We can go 2172 02:38:48.159 --> 02:38:52.159 to the bar, stroke some cock, chug that penis. I don't know. 2173 02:38:52.399 --> 02:38:56.440 I don't know what's going on he's doing. He tried and he just 2174 02:38:56.600 --> 02:39:05.000 stopped that. It sounded like I actually like assume that, So the ending 2175 02:39:05.040 --> 02:39:07.920 of it is is cut off. So it actually is. We can go 2176 02:39:09.000 --> 02:39:13.239 to the bar strokes and cock chug that pint of seed. But I just 2177 02:39:13.239 --> 02:39:26.959 saw pay roll. It's rams roll, jolly old dipship. Johnny was a 2178 02:39:28.159 --> 02:39:31.079 cipher graph ball twister machine. If you like Penis a Lota and getting talk 2179 02:39:31.079 --> 02:39:35.479 in the rain. If you're not into your girl and venal Paine Gahemian Rhapsody 2180 02:39:35.639 --> 02:39:39.760 Part two, open your ass, commit to the task and cream. I'm 2181 02:39:39.920 --> 02:39:46.360 just a gay boy. I've got some tight bussy. Nice nice Adrian, 2182 02:39:46.399 --> 02:39:50.200 I'm swarting. Get a glass, I'm squirty, Get a glance. They 2183 02:39:50.200 --> 02:40:01.600 wouldn't see it sweety like my weeny. Fuck fu. First off, fuck 2184 02:40:01.680 --> 02:40:05.520 your ass and then give your brain. What First off, fuck your ass 2185 02:40:05.559 --> 02:40:09.840 and then give you brain. Gay guys, come dix with fat, vein 2186 02:40:11.040 --> 02:40:16.360 fat with danes. You you claim to be more than a gay, then 2187 02:40:16.440 --> 02:40:24.520 a what you came to be more gayer? That's so uh, we gotta 2188 02:40:24.559 --> 02:40:26.479 clean that up. We gotta clean up a bit. But hit him up 2189 02:40:26.520 --> 02:40:28.719 though. That's good, that's classic, that's good, that's not bad. 2190 02:40:28.799 --> 02:40:33.520 Yeah, yeah, you claim to be a play? Did I? Did 2191 02:40:33.600 --> 02:40:39.840 I ever mention this to you guys? Your dad One of the funniest things 2192 02:40:39.920 --> 02:40:43.200 I ever thought of was like where he said, you know, he claim 2193 02:40:43.200 --> 02:40:45.479 to be a player, but I fucked your wife, And I don't know 2194 02:40:45.479 --> 02:40:48.120 if I told you, guys, But like, imagine instead of saying fuck, 2195 02:40:48.159 --> 02:40:50.879 do you replaced it with raped? And then if you think about the 2196 02:40:50.920 --> 02:40:54.120 implication, think about it like you claim to be a player, but I 2197 02:40:54.440 --> 02:40:58.079 rapped your wife, And it's like there's nothing a big a player about sexually 2198 02:40:58.159 --> 02:41:03.799 assaulting some This is the funniest thing you've ever thought, is that what you 2199 02:41:03.879 --> 02:41:07.520 said? You said? This is it's really funny, but it's super not 2200 02:41:07.680 --> 02:41:11.520 okay to reveal to your non close friends, you know. But it's like 2201 02:41:13.040 --> 02:41:16.440 I just like I just love like thinking of it in his voice, like 2202 02:41:16.559 --> 02:41:28.959 he's actually, but are you so insane. You claim to be a player 2203 02:41:30.040 --> 02:41:48.120 when I the king. It's like, what's been completely off the rails, 2204 02:41:48.200 --> 02:41:54.639 dude, The idea of him, the idea of him bragging about something that's 2205 02:41:54.719 --> 02:42:01.239 just like really uncool to do. A player, but I func your dog. 2206 02:42:01.360 --> 02:42:05.600 It's like, what your dog? It's like, you my dog? 2207 02:42:07.280 --> 02:42:09.280 That's my own building. I have a chihuahua. Dude, that's not okay. 2208 02:42:11.559 --> 02:42:15.040 You claim to be a player, but I Q tapped my dick. 2209 02:42:15.719 --> 02:42:22.239 It's like, what you did? Okay? All right? Man? Yeah, 2210 02:42:22.239 --> 02:42:30.200 you think you're so fucking cool. Guess what I've got cancer. He's 2211 02:42:30.280 --> 02:42:35.000 just like, oh man, that's says that. This is fucking this is 2212 02:42:35.239 --> 02:42:39.239 sad. It's like if eminem I was like, yeah, I do have 2213 02:42:39.440 --> 02:42:43.559 AIDS, I do have ten more days to live. And it's like, 2214 02:42:43.680 --> 02:42:46.239 what the fuck? This is not? This is sad. Get him off 2215 02:42:46.280 --> 02:42:50.000 the stage. What's going on? He's ruining the moon? What's wrong with 2216 02:42:50.120 --> 02:42:54.959 rabbit? Bro? What's up with rabbit? He's in the pocket right now. 2217 02:42:54.280 --> 02:43:05.440 Yeah, my mom is my sister. Anyway, that's Falcon dislike that. 2218 02:43:07.840 --> 02:43:11.559 It is Anthony MACKI Falcon, Me and Jalen saw him at a fucking 2219 02:43:11.639 --> 02:43:16.879 cigar lounge macan on some Native American chick and it was it was a sight 2220 02:43:16.959 --> 02:43:22.440 to behold. I wonder if she's, uh, what's the that that new 2221 02:43:22.479 --> 02:43:26.479 movie that's coming out, the scorse movie. Oh uh, Killer of the 2222 02:43:26.520 --> 02:43:31.079 fire Moon. The fire Moon imagined that because fucking it's interesting, interesting story. 2223 02:43:31.600 --> 02:43:35.479 Yeah, I've never seen that kind of story told before, like in 2224 02:43:35.840 --> 02:43:39.239 like a in that way like you don't really hear a lot about So it's 2225 02:43:39.239 --> 02:43:43.920 about I actually don't. I kind of want to go in blind as blind 2226 02:43:43.959 --> 02:43:46.959 as possible, but okay, it's I know, it's just about it's just 2227 02:43:48.479 --> 02:43:54.280 Native Americans and and the Yeah, a retelling of a specific tribe that in 2228 02:43:54.399 --> 02:43:58.799 Oklahoma that got incredibly wealthy because they're sitting on the largest orange oil fields. 2229 02:44:00.399 --> 02:44:05.360 And then you know, of course you know them people the John Smith's came 2230 02:44:05.440 --> 02:44:11.399 and basically scheming of how to get extract the oil. And it's basically following 2231 02:44:11.799 --> 02:44:16.600 real life people, people that actually existed. It's fascinating and apparently they have 2232 02:44:16.680 --> 02:44:20.319 a lot of the actual tribe. I forgot what they're what the tribe is, 2233 02:44:20.479 --> 02:44:22.280 you know, I'm sorry, Yeah, let's go. I'm excited to 2234 02:44:22.280 --> 02:44:26.440 see how I'm excited how he's gonna fit in the first twenty five minutes. 2235 02:44:26.840 --> 02:44:30.360 That's what I'm excited for it because that's the Scorsese thing. Bro, the 2236 02:44:30.399 --> 02:44:35.200 first twenty minutes, you'll get it. It's interesting and there's not anywhere near 2237 02:44:35.399 --> 02:44:39.399 but like he's gonna say it somehow. Let's just let's just sit back and 2238 02:44:39.520 --> 02:44:45.360 watch. Yeah, he got the tribal in word chief and they're like, 2239 02:44:45.399 --> 02:44:48.600 what excuse me call them tree inwards like revenue? That had to be crying, 2240 02:44:48.799 --> 02:44:52.920 bro. Hell, yeah, I forgot to say I forgot to watch 2241 02:44:52.959 --> 02:44:56.719 that. Wait when he gets like fucked up by bear, they're like, 2242 02:44:56.760 --> 02:45:01.520 eminem right, hamnem? What do you do? What's wrong with you? 2243 02:45:01.639 --> 02:45:03.959 And m It's like I hate the Native Americans. It's like, oh, 2244 02:45:05.319 --> 02:45:11.680 scaring every Yeah, yeah, my family did own slaves, and to this 2245 02:45:11.920 --> 02:45:20.719 day, I still think that's okay. It's like, oh, soil dug 2246 02:45:20.760 --> 02:45:33.159 after oil, they with their problems loyal George Floyd, Troyd. There's no 2247 02:45:33.319 --> 02:45:39.399 greater rhyme in history than George Floyd and Metroid. That fallout Boyd did or 2248 02:45:39.440 --> 02:45:43.399 panic that I can't remember whether that isn't that for that start the fire is 2249 02:45:43.440 --> 02:45:45.440 that it? Yeah, we didn't start the fire where they were like George 2250 02:45:45.479 --> 02:45:50.000 Floyd met troyd Metric. That's like, oh, man, did they put 2251 02:45:50.120 --> 02:45:56.879 like George Floyd in the fucking in the in the George kneeling on Sam is 2252 02:45:58.719 --> 02:46:09.319 George? Alright? Let's move on? Uh, the half gate truggle that 2253 02:46:09.440 --> 02:46:13.559 is in Chris's closet, help back the tank of com uh Caucasian container, 2254 02:46:16.399 --> 02:46:20.040 the crackerbil for gays, tinfoil tyrant, learning voodoo witch magic. These episode 2255 02:46:20.159 --> 02:46:24.319 so fucking insane, learning voodoo witch magic to keep Diane Feinstein in office, 2256 02:46:24.360 --> 02:46:28.360 putting blackface on my light bulbs, imagining pee wee Herman jacking off in the 2257 02:46:28.440 --> 02:46:33.200 background of a porno h Arnold Schwartzen A. Uh, they should put they 2258 02:46:33.200 --> 02:46:37.840 should make an AI program that digitally inserts pee wee Herman in the background of 2259 02:46:37.840 --> 02:46:46.239 every frame of a pornographic film. I'm down watch what the fuck is going 2260 02:46:46.280 --> 02:46:54.079 on? Let's keep going, guys, I want to so bad, just 2261 02:46:54.319 --> 02:46:58.559 fucked up entirely. Uh, why don't you have crackers? Nigga? That's 2262 02:46:58.760 --> 02:47:05.120 that's quite the conversation. That is the most boon dog sentence I've ever heard 2263 02:47:05.200 --> 02:47:11.200 in my life. Don't you have a cracker, Arnold? I want that 2264 02:47:11.280 --> 02:47:16.000 on my tombstone. All right, go ahead, I can't. I can't 2265 02:47:16.040 --> 02:47:20.399 say this, but it's it's obvious what it is, Arnold? Yeah, 2266 02:47:20.760 --> 02:47:28.840 exactly, Yeah, great, great, it's I stared too long into Sweeneyz 2267 02:47:28.840 --> 02:47:31.079 eyes and Derek's eyes and it made me gay. Sweey sweny, Sweeny swallowed 2268 02:47:31.079 --> 02:47:35.040 my peny bend my day committed stance wants Chris to know that Alison Bree has 2269 02:47:35.120 --> 02:47:39.319 two fully nude scenes in her new movie. Uh, somebody I used to 2270 02:47:39.360 --> 02:47:43.440 all right, cool, well, let's google that real quick. Somebody all 2271 02:47:43.520 --> 02:47:50.840 right, somebody all right? Pirate and a watch party? Yeah, instantly, 2272 02:47:50.639 --> 02:47:58.760 instantly pirated, instantly anstantly screenshotted and loub is prepared. Whereas this, 2273 02:47:58.799 --> 02:48:00.840 how do I? How do I see this? All right, let's go, 2274 02:48:00.959 --> 02:48:05.680 let's go through the alight. She picked it on my Pippa possum is 2275 02:48:05.719 --> 02:48:09.239 better at skating listening to you breathe but gay, Give me your dick and 2276 02:48:09.360 --> 02:48:11.319 you'll come in my asshole. You won't want you come in me. My 2277 02:48:11.399 --> 02:48:13.639 heart is strong, my hate is stronger. Average clip energy. I hope 2278 02:48:13.680 --> 02:48:18.399 swing gets videle lego. Uh they should make petos work go for some persons, 2279 02:48:18.440 --> 02:48:18.920 you can see what happens to them. I think that would be neat 2280 02:48:18.959 --> 02:48:26.879 star coffee on twitch. Bitch Mama JF, Mama Mama JF. Martyred in 2281 02:48:26.920 --> 02:48:31.280 an IDF airstrike. Been blowing lots of guys living in a game. I've 2282 02:48:31.319 --> 02:48:35.360 been blowing lots of guys living in a gay man's paradise, taking dongs of 2283 02:48:35.399 --> 02:48:39.520 every size, living in a gay man's paradise. A transferm gremline exposing people 2284 02:48:39.559 --> 02:48:43.920 with lactose intolerance in ninety million rogens of ionizing radiation. You should not Ben 2285 02:48:43.959 --> 02:48:46.159 Pan the Angelic dm my account and don'tant unless you got nuts on Craig the 2286 02:48:46.200 --> 02:48:50.879 Canadian slipknot weight and bleed. I felt gay, I felt the gay rise 2287 02:48:52.000 --> 02:48:56.559 up in me. Kneel down and suck the penis clean. I wander out 2288 02:48:56.680 --> 02:49:01.520 to find some seed. It's your boy, Shanny d Derek, this is 2289 02:49:01.600 --> 02:49:05.239 your last morning. Stop coming in my pancake batter. School shootings proved white 2290 02:49:05.239 --> 02:49:09.719 people are the best of AA. We damage Ben and Jerry's funky monkey Dracula 2291 02:49:09.760 --> 02:49:13.680 flow. Uh got that Pinocchio dick till my bitch, I'm faithful. Then 2292 02:49:13.719 --> 02:49:16.639 I fuck her like I meant it. I really can't get over that sense. 2293 02:49:16.680 --> 02:49:20.639 That's such a good lot. Three x O buying raycons in twenty twenty 2294 02:49:20.680 --> 02:49:24.440 and them shocking my ear and ceasing function after shortly shortly after the warrant expired, 2295 02:49:24.479 --> 02:49:26.319 slurp and stroke and smoking joking and Emoticon's going like this morning, I'll 2296 02:49:26.399 --> 02:49:31.840 let Keith David Drip mh Return of Drip, Dracula, Flow call my ops, 2297 02:49:31.959 --> 02:49:39.200 Garfield the cat, the way I make him lick my balls crazy. 2298 02:49:39.799 --> 02:49:43.680 Two flows love It, two flows docks me, stalk me, docks me, 2299 02:49:43.799 --> 02:49:46.479 my friend, stalk me, stalk me, rape me. Nirvana sung 2300 02:49:46.559 --> 02:49:52.440 by Jack Films. Uh. Pizza guy accidentally at Chris Hansen's house. I've 2301 02:49:52.440 --> 02:49:58.040 always thought about that, like if if there's ever a pizza guy that had 2302 02:49:58.079 --> 02:50:03.200 to deliver pizza two, it's that's Christy handsOn opens the door and he's like, 2303 02:50:03.319 --> 02:50:07.639 oh, but it really is just pizza man. He's he's like sitting 2304 02:50:07.680 --> 02:50:11.479 around, like wh didn't get paid. He's like okay, they come in 2305 02:50:13.200 --> 02:50:16.040 and he's like, yeah, oh you're right into this house. Weirdly, 2306 02:50:16.319 --> 02:50:18.719 I kind of just want to get paid. I got a few more deliveries 2307 02:50:18.760 --> 02:50:22.440 to make deliveries. Huh. He's like, yeah, pizza. Why did 2308 02:50:22.479 --> 02:50:26.959 you say you want to shove an entire pizza box up? This bitches ass? 2309 02:50:28.079 --> 02:50:30.399 And then some other guy walks in it, turns around, walks out 2310 02:50:30.399 --> 02:50:35.399 real quick? Why did you say that guy has pizza? Why did you 2311 02:50:35.520 --> 02:50:43.520 say in this track that guy has Why did you did you say? Why 2312 02:50:43.559 --> 02:50:48.440 did you say? Kyle? In this transcript of this chat room that you 2313 02:50:48.520 --> 02:50:52.559 can only quote, come if you can visibly see the rectangular pizza box in 2314 02:50:52.719 --> 02:51:00.559 your abdomen from the outside, what was that about? This Guy's like, 2315 02:51:00.680 --> 02:51:07.280 oh, so morbid. That is so morbid. Oh my god, you're 2316 02:51:07.399 --> 02:51:11.479 going to look like a c D in a sock when I'm done with you. 2317 02:51:11.040 --> 02:51:20.879 You said, what's that supposed to mean? The guy's generally like, 2318 02:51:20.000 --> 02:51:26.360 I'd never said that, bro, Just you know, a pizza delivery driver. 2319 02:51:26.600 --> 02:51:28.920 Can you imagine long haired and stoned? First of all, can you 2320 02:51:28.920 --> 02:51:33.239 imagine that being a kink wanting wanting a woman to swallow a whole pizza box 2321 02:51:33.280 --> 02:51:35.200 so she looks like a fucking sock with a jewel case in it. I 2322 02:51:37.040 --> 02:51:46.159 I can't even fa you're looking like a snake with a big rock tubby. 2323 02:51:48.079 --> 02:51:50.879 You're gonna look like a snake that swallowed a trapper keeper. You said, 2324 02:51:54.200 --> 02:52:03.120 what's this about? Gay piece? Hard? I don't want to traffic keeper. 2325 02:52:03.120 --> 02:52:05.040 I'm gonna buy one, dude, I'm gonna buy one when we get 2326 02:52:05.040 --> 02:52:07.479 out of you. Why do you want to buy a traffic keeper? Because 2327 02:52:07.559 --> 02:52:09.680 it's cool. I want the same one that I bought as a kid, 2328 02:52:09.840 --> 02:52:13.239 or my mom got me. I want to see if I can find the 2329 02:52:13.319 --> 02:52:16.120 exact one, like it was all purple and shit. That's so stupid, 2330 02:52:16.159 --> 02:52:20.120 but it's probably not that much money, so it's not stupid. It's just 2331 02:52:20.200 --> 02:52:22.479 like, you know this out like I just bought a bunch of I went 2332 02:52:22.520 --> 02:52:26.239 to I bought a bunch of CDs. There's a bunch of They're all thirty 2333 02:52:26.280 --> 02:52:31.159 five cents at a pawn shop. So I bought the Armageddon soundtrack. I 2334 02:52:31.239 --> 02:52:35.760 bought a fucking Enrique Iglesias. I bought fucking Quna Coil like it's so on 2335 02:52:35.840 --> 02:52:41.040 and so forth in sync their original album. It's just there's thirty five cents. 2336 02:52:41.319 --> 02:52:43.639 Why, that's pretty cool. I don't even have a means to play 2337 02:52:43.680 --> 02:52:46.040 CDs on my computer anymore, which is crazy. Yeah, I don't. 2338 02:52:46.200 --> 02:52:50.239 I bought a drive, I know. I correct mean, actually my mom 2339 02:52:50.399 --> 02:52:52.760 got me one for my birth no, for Christmas, and I was like, 2340 02:52:54.680 --> 02:52:58.600 that's kind of hilarious. This is actually a good gift because I never 2341 02:52:58.719 --> 02:53:03.399 even considered ever buying one. That is a really good That is a really 2342 02:53:03.399 --> 02:53:07.600 good I should get one actually because I do have like I have a modded 2343 02:53:07.639 --> 02:53:11.399 PlayStation so I could just burn games onto CDs and play them. Like, 2344 02:53:11.440 --> 02:53:15.719 I don't know why, I it's not you just put you just put an 2345 02:53:15.719 --> 02:53:20.600 idea in my head, uh abby changing my name to gay rise against lyrics 2346 02:53:20.639 --> 02:53:24.120 until Chris puts out an album that you're gonna be Wait, man, that 2347 02:53:24.280 --> 02:53:30.040 might actually work Lady Gaga Bloody Mary tune. But I don't think i've I 2348 02:53:30.079 --> 02:53:33.239 don't think I know Bloody Mary by Lady Gaga. Actually I'll dance, dance, 2349 02:53:33.319 --> 02:53:39.520 dance with my ass ass and suck the head headhead, like Jesus said, 2350 02:53:39.559 --> 02:53:41.440 Oh I do know what that Okay, I do know what that song 2351 02:53:41.600 --> 02:53:46.159 is. Oh I didn't know that was Lady Gaga. Okay, Wow, 2352 02:53:46.559 --> 02:53:50.399 interesting wage late five eighty three. I feel gay it is obviously if you 2353 02:53:50.399 --> 02:53:52.319 think about it. But like I just kind of I only you know it 2354 02:53:52.399 --> 02:53:56.479 is because I only hear that stupid fucking pitched up, sped up version on 2355 02:53:56.559 --> 02:54:05.159 TikTok so like it could be fucking anybody at that point. Thirteen dollars bro 2356 02:54:05.479 --> 02:54:09.120 for trapper keeper. That's crazy. That's still a lot. That's that's like, 2357 02:54:09.280 --> 02:54:16.200 I mean, that's Rent. Not really in the eighteen twenties, Oh, 2358 02:54:16.239 --> 02:54:18.079 I was like, bitch, where are you at? Like, where 2359 02:54:18.159 --> 02:54:22.280 are you at? You talking about? That's that's Rent in Chernobyl on the 2360 02:54:22.360 --> 02:54:28.440 Elephant's foot, Uh, the Puppini, I feel gay fucking Pete Brothers in 2361 02:54:28.520 --> 02:54:33.360 Porium of realistic came and Chunley thigh shaved neck, pillow, self tightening soul 2362 02:54:33.399 --> 02:54:39.399 separately, donk Donkerson. Do you see banana man laying over on his white 2363 02:54:39.479 --> 02:54:46.239 hot ass. Here he comes with come for me, following freshly from his 2364 02:54:46.399 --> 02:54:50.680 banana tree. I don't I don't even know what to make of that. 2365 02:54:50.840 --> 02:54:56.840 I don't even know if that was that like a poem. I don't know. 2366 02:54:58.000 --> 02:55:00.319 You gotta pay the troll sill again. The boys whole gay six, 2367 02:55:00.479 --> 02:55:01.959 I'm him, I've been him, I will continue to be him. Kill 2368 02:55:03.000 --> 02:55:05.239 me and release my parents. Parasite, but do not waste my time with 2369 02:55:05.319 --> 02:55:07.479 full penetration gay butt sex nice not even then, you didn't even try. 2370 02:55:09.840 --> 02:55:13.360 Finn Lizzie has a song called Raygun. You should check it out. I 2371 02:55:13.479 --> 02:55:18.040 suck, I stuck the glock in her pussy and blew her away. Geezus 2372 02:55:18.559 --> 02:55:22.920 Christ, big voice, big screen boy, mean lesbian, I'm high on 2373 02:55:22.959 --> 02:55:26.920 twelve. Jason Bourne's looking to beat the cum out of a thick fresh oak. 2374 02:55:26.360 --> 02:55:28.799 John Strickland, give me a second. I need to make sure I'm 2375 02:55:28.840 --> 02:55:35.079 not straight. My friends are in the men's room getting ran through like nickel. 2376 02:55:35.680 --> 02:55:39.319 Wait, what is this? Oh, give me a second, A 2377 02:55:39.879 --> 02:55:41.799 I need to I need to make sure I'm not straight. My friends are 2378 02:55:41.879 --> 02:55:48.239 in the men's room getting ran through like nickel nickel plate? Is that what 2379 02:55:50.840 --> 02:55:54.079 I assume is that? That's what that is? That's the only thing that 2380 02:55:54.159 --> 02:56:03.200 works. Hey, there, my nigga at all. But yeah, you 2381 02:56:03.360 --> 02:56:07.879 have to end up podcast. That's going on too long. We gotta end 2382 02:56:07.959 --> 02:56:18.040 it. No hold on, John, Yeah, now, man, Australian. 2383 02:56:18.159 --> 02:56:22.120 Australian accents are really crazy because like I can make fun of that in 2384 02:56:22.200 --> 02:56:26.600 one breath, and also like that works for me. Come in the next. 2385 02:56:26.920 --> 02:56:28.840 Yeah, I really, I don't think the accents are good at all. 2386 02:56:28.920 --> 02:56:35.959 But is hot when she You think Robie is attractive, I think she's 2387 02:56:35.000 --> 02:56:39.159 attractive. I don't think her accents attractive at all. I think I think 2388 02:56:39.200 --> 02:56:41.479 without her accent she would be fine. I think I think she got less 2389 02:56:41.479 --> 02:56:48.399 attractive when she fucked will Smith. Yeah she probably did. I mean whatever, 2390 02:56:48.319 --> 02:56:56.559 she definitely did. You heard that he throws up now when he funks, 2391 02:56:56.600 --> 02:57:05.559 right, so talking about he had so much sex that he has a 2392 02:57:07.000 --> 02:57:09.000 reaction to he as a visceral reaction. Crazy. That's how I'm trying to 2393 02:57:09.040 --> 02:57:15.559 be, Man's that's the life I'm trying to re joking, bro absolutely get 2394 02:57:15.680 --> 02:57:20.040 me so sick a pussy that I can't stand it? Man, Absolutely, 2395 02:57:20.879 --> 02:57:24.280 I don't. That's what I'm trying. That's horrible. That's where I'm trying 2396 02:57:24.319 --> 02:57:26.799 to be man, I'm trying. That's I think I've realized. That's where 2397 02:57:26.799 --> 02:57:28.360 I That's how you beat it. Really, so you have so much sex 2398 02:57:28.399 --> 02:57:31.760 that you you get repulsed by it, you don't want it anymore, And 2399 02:57:31.920 --> 02:57:35.280 only then can you truly evolve beyond it. Only then can you, like 2400 02:57:35.319 --> 02:57:39.280 there are those celibate monks those idiots who are like virgins, you know, 2401 02:57:39.360 --> 02:57:43.319 they're just thinking about it constantly. They can't. Oh man, they're fucking 2402 02:57:43.360 --> 02:57:46.360 wasting their whole fucking lives and all they should be doing the exact option that 2403 02:57:46.479 --> 02:57:52.440 it should be, fucking with no concept of consequence, and then only then 2404 02:57:52.479 --> 02:57:56.840 will they be enlightened. Guys, I really want to eat. Can we 2405 02:57:56.920 --> 02:58:01.920 please stop the podcast soon? Finish the names. I'm so hungry. Why 2406 02:58:01.920 --> 02:58:05.399 don't you just shut up your own back and let it dribble into your fucking 2407 02:58:05.479 --> 02:58:09.040 mouth of your hand back and I should my own back and it looks like 2408 02:58:09.239 --> 02:58:15.559 Venom's taking over me, but it's just my ship scrawling down my mind. 2409 02:58:22.639 --> 02:58:33.879 It's so hungry. You have somebody, you know, somebody being like, 2410 02:58:33.959 --> 02:58:37.000 guys, I'm really hungry. It's like, I'm sorry, we got like 2411 02:58:37.000 --> 02:58:39.239 another thirty minutes after this. And then and then just you see him sit 2412 02:58:39.399 --> 02:58:46.600 like get like really stressed. And then and then it just blows up his 2413 02:58:46.799 --> 02:58:52.719 shirt under his hat down up over his face, looks like carry and it's 2414 02:58:52.840 --> 02:58:56.799 just drilling. It's like, bro, just keep crackers next to you or 2415 02:58:56.840 --> 02:59:03.319 something. What is going on right? What does Donny sho himself? What 2416 02:59:03.520 --> 02:59:18.840 is what does Barry shut up? Why? I said that? Wow, 2417 02:59:20.559 --> 02:59:22.600 pet Man, let's go. Sorry, all right, we'll get through the 2418 02:59:22.600 --> 02:59:26.000 rest of these Marks eighteen eighty nine. I let the record show I was 2419 02:59:26.040 --> 02:59:31.600 the worst three hours. Guys, it's a good episode. Is double episode? 2420 02:59:33.920 --> 02:59:35.799 Yeah, don't worry. Yeah, this will make up for the episode 2421 02:59:35.799 --> 02:59:39.319 we skipped. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. This will make Now 2422 02:59:39.360 --> 02:59:41.399 we should we should still do the other one at least if it's like a 2423 02:59:41.440 --> 02:59:46.239 smaller damn it. Okay, uh uh what was I saying? I'm actually 2424 02:59:46.239 --> 02:59:48.680 going insaying Marks eighteen eighty nine on the record show that I was the first 2425 02:59:48.760 --> 02:59:54.920 motherfucker hitting that dragula flow in the name read you you were I I I 2426 02:59:54.040 --> 02:59:58.879 noticed the first touch of Keet David Donald summer be like looking for some butt 2427 02:59:58.959 --> 03:00:05.159 stuff baby this evening. Uh. Women who can't speak give the best head 2428 03:00:05.159 --> 03:00:09.159 their mouths got to be for something. Pre Ras Blake A nine. I 2429 03:00:09.200 --> 03:00:13.399 don't think you understand the cultural significance of my dick man fuck off getting suspended 2430 03:00:13.440 --> 03:00:18.040 from school for mispronouncing that one African country trish from accounting Alaskan oil field trash, 2431 03:00:18.200 --> 03:00:26.840 Texas tater salad, Sweeney and the Fauci Tag Team Mama Sweeney and Fauci 2432 03:00:26.959 --> 03:00:31.040 Tag Team Mama JF for science. I drank her piss out of another man's 2433 03:00:31.159 --> 03:00:39.200 ball. Remember the NTA No, not at at at, I don't know 2434 03:00:39.239 --> 03:00:46.760 what this is? A teen? What the fuck is this? E T 2435 03:00:46.040 --> 03:00:56.799 I E N N E t en Remember it's oh remember by something. I 2436 03:00:56.840 --> 03:01:01.760 think it's a song, So remember Titan. Remember remember as a song. 2437 03:01:01.799 --> 03:01:07.319 I guess by Etien Sin is a Trojan Horse. Okay, those words really 2438 03:01:07.399 --> 03:01:11.639 really fucked me up. Sue Haul Tickle my ass hairs, Nikki Ziggy, 2439 03:01:11.959 --> 03:01:16.280 Chris Marcus again. Cole lost his thrash his last thrashball and is taking your 2440 03:01:16.399 --> 03:01:22.079 autograph autographed one, since he said it does have his name on it. 2441 03:01:22.760 --> 03:01:28.120 That's so dumb. I have returned after my eight month depressive episode. I'm 2442 03:01:28.120 --> 03:01:33.479 once again manic and no longer care about financial responsibility. We should all be 2443 03:01:33.559 --> 03:01:41.840 so lucky emoticons going like this, Ramirez less Condom make it count, Jackson 2444 03:01:41.959 --> 03:01:46.840 DuPont, Badly Brave Hugger, Derek dug Hunt, Goliath Voice. I've been 2445 03:01:46.920 --> 03:01:56.159 denied everything, even my come athery and Praegerian Hunter Melpus won the angriest crowd 2446 03:01:56.239 --> 03:02:00.760 back from Texas. Just ignored the news, please uh, and as always, 2447 03:02:00.959 --> 03:02:05.680 rounding out our list over here, rounding out our hilarious little list in 2448 03:02:05.799 --> 03:02:15.600 this lengthy, emotion filled episode of the Snark Tank podcast, King of Haphazard 2449 03:02:18.840 --> 03:02:26.120 Ramirez, We did it, guys, Rameiras take off your pets now and 2450 03:02:26.159 --> 03:02:35.920 Burger Tone ramire is busting my nose, Quick Bus, bust in the Kate 2451 03:02:35.959 --> 03:02:41.040 Porns and burger Town Protecting Ramirez. Come on my Corolla right now