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Sport Sports where winners win. Guys. It's been a while. It's been
a while, but we're back in it discussing hot top picks, hot topics.
Yes, the show's about the store, inventories staff, all that stuff.
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Welcome to the podcast. Talks about the store. Hot topics. Okay,
topics are getting hot. You remember, like, do you remember hot topic
back in the day you go there, topics are hot? Yeah, that's
where you could that's the girls that we're going to hot topic first. Where
the first girls that wound up getting fingered first? That's you know, dude,
I totally agree hot topic. Come over and get them pret that call
you. You know that t you to be called pre finger. Come on
down to get finger down the pre fingers a little bit. Have you ever
seen that one meme? It's like it shows a guy that has like obviously
oil, black oil, and he goes just finger the goth chick. No,
I haven't seen that's funny. So stupid guys. We got a blizzard
here. Blizzard conditions blue. I can move it back an hour, Thank
you for your patients. Blizzard conditions supposed to be negative seven tomorrow. I
supposed to get over a foot of snow. Chases are ruined. It's the
same here too. Can't everybody can't drive? Guy, I ask you something,
Yeah, are your Christmas lights inside? I have? Yeah? These
Christmas lights are inside. They're just extra Christmas tree lights. I put them
around the window. He's festive. You are festive. I love Christmas.
I love Christmas so much. What do you do? What do you got
plans with the girls for Christmas? Sammy? You got doing anything fun?
They're out of the age now a Christmas is fun. Right, We're going
to Tijuana, Sammy and the girls taking them down to t j Yeah,
we're just gonna hang out, just celebrate, celebrate Christmas and hands. Now
that at the age where they know ship's coming and their gifts are coming.
Well, we went to our second year in a row. We went to
um we went to see Santa Claus. And second year in a row that
they they they did baby fighting Santa Claus. So it's a Tripoli tradition.
Now, what do you mean baby fighting? What does that mean? You
know what it means. It means they're fighting each other. It's the best.
Now, did you take him to see Armenian Santa Claus? That doesn't
have a sleigh, he just has a righte suv. Yeah? Bull,
So we went so well, Sam got another white suv Axent. Yeah I
did. I just got another one. Three in a row three or four.
You know, it's like I go in Missabishi because they basically make it
impossible for you not to want to get another car. They're like, hey,
bro yo, it's nothing. No damn no, nothing, we're rolling.
It's all good. You won't have to worry about had of that stuff.
We're good. I'm like, okay, now stay. It was just
all like everything was going head to get Everything was just kind of crashing at
the same time. Like, so I had to do. I just said,
you got a nice one. I love my I love I like it.
So basically, what I feel like Mitsubishi did was take the design almost
of a land Rover. Yeah, just put Missabishi on it without it breaking
down as much as land rovers do. Yeah. So what we're doing yea.
So so I'm gonna do. I have this whole plan, Dude,
I got a plan. Man, I got a plan. So that's it.
So, yeah, man, we go. They always fight. So
there's two in Glendale. Uh, there's two malls right next to each other.
They're bang bang bang, right, and we go to and so we
went to the Galleria. We went to a week ago. We reserved time
show up. They got the d team working right, So people just show
up and people who have reservations were just in lines. Yeah, so it
didn't really matter. So the line was forever. We're like, oh,
fuck this, We're not gonna go. So we come back the next week.
We gotta go to the one across the street called Americas and then they
were booked out because obviously everybody in Glendale knows the America's is the better mall
and Glenndale Galeria is ran by the retarded. Okay, so there was all
reserved. So we had to wait in line and we've eventually got in.
You'd love this, uh tebow lesbians with twins, we're in ahead of us,
and we bonded over having twins and eventually did it and they would turn
and burn and it was great. So the big thing is at this Americana,
they have this Cadillac store. And what I really wants a Cadillac if
I had a chance to get so I get a Cadillac. You mean like
a Cadillac dealership. They have a Cadillac dealership, but it's for electric electric
Cadillac. But here's the thing, Jason, they say, they show you
in fifteen years, they say, Cadillac is gonna have air. Taxis really
saw there. Also, they had these tired amounts that are about to come
out that don't that won't go flat. They don't have any air in them.
They're all it's just like rubber, kind of weaved in and they're about
the rolling mount on Chevy like next year the year after, I'll never get
a flat tire. And the question is, why isn't that happening, Why
are we still we know why? We know why. I just got I
just got a brand new car because I had to do a trade in because
of a recall. And oh, three days later, I got a screw
and they had to replace the tire. Guy told me it was gonna be
three hundred and fifty dollars for a tire. I told him to take a
hike, and I found it on eBay for one hundred and ninety dollars and
then went back in there and said, here's nineteen dollars change the tire,
and he did. It's a rip off. That whole industry is a rip
off. The whole industries industries a ripoff, except for the probably podcastings.
This industry in the world, yeah, prostitution, but podcasting is not a
ripoff. You know, we don't rip anybody off. We're very honest people.
No, we're very honest people. We don't rip you off. And
now a word from our sponsor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll put
it in there too. That's good. So much to get into, dude.
Okay, can I start off with the first thing because I've been thinking
about you. You don't you don't have to get on that mic, buddy.
I'm absolute. When you get really close, it's hot, You're like
blows out. Yeah, okay, guys, they're cool watching porn for real
though. Dam Here's what I've been wanting to know. I believe that were
you watching that Raider game live or did you see it later in the day,
Because if you're watching it live, you had to have lost your mind.
I fell asleep, you were watching the game, fell asleep and woke
up and it was over. That's so sad. Oh well, you had
to be shocked, right, just to show you where love. Yeah,
I mean, the only thing shocking about that it was that the Raiders benefited
from a very Raiders play. That's the only shocking part of that. You
mean, if that went the other way, you'd be like, of course,
yeah, of course, dude. That has been our entire season.
Bro, He's like plays like that ran by off, blow up in our
faces. I mean, that was that had to be like muscle memory.
I of course, who's a Jacoby Myers that did that? Right, of
course he's getting beaten up over it. But here's the thing they ran up
play. This kid thought he was gonna get five or six yards and get
tackled. All of a sudden, he gets like thirty five yards and he
can kind of see the goal line and he goes, fuck it, I'll
just start to this guy. And that guy just went hot. Potato was
like, and here's where he goes in his head. He goes, I
know what I'll do. I'll throw it backwards to the whitest, slowest,
most expensive person on the field. If he caught that, he was a
dead man. I mean, he was probably gonna funnel that if he caught
it for a touchdown anyway, But that was the best stiff arm the interception,
and then to be able to take a quarterback and mush him into the
ground on your way to the end zone had to be just fantastic. Yeah,
it's crazy, dude, I mean this, like, I'm gonna be
honest with you, dude, this is even like a classic Raiders kid even
lose, right, Like what? I like, Okay, we're gonna try
to make a run at that playoff spot. I mean, does anyone feel
good about that? Does any wouldn't feel like that? I mean, like,
I think Kansas City is really susceptible. I think like this is the
weakest Kansas City team going into the playoffs. Ever, I have zero faith
in them necessarily getting out of there. I think anyone could beat that.
I think the Bills could beat them. I think I think the Bengals.
I'll take Bengals. I'll take Bills. I mean, we'll see, Bro.
But I don't know, man, It's like I'd rather have gotten a
very high draft pick. You have nulled nullified my my, my nerves,
and my feelings towards this season. It's dead. What do yeah? What
do you guys think they could get for car? I mean, depend yeah,
I mean we can get maybe first do you think so? Do you
think so, Jason, No, I don't think so. The second rounder
the best, Yeah, the second rounder for sure. But Doctors got a
third rounder from Matt Ryan I know, cars not as old as Matt Ryan,
but still a veteran starter. We got a third rounder. How do
you would you take that? Ja? Sam? Would you like come a
second round or like a fifth? But here's the problem, man, you
have to really ask yourself. Yeah, if if you make this trade,
all right, it is singlifying. We're starting over in my humble pig.
I mean, are you gonna turn it for a veteran? I mean if
you go, hey, hey, Green Bay, do you want to get
out of that contract with Aaron Rodgers? Here's a decent players stop gap.
I mean, he's got to get out of there before it's all over with.
I mean, I just yeah, I just want to see him one
year somewhere else. Are you replacing him with? Wait? Would they?
Well? No, the guy I would love to see you guys about this,
not Rogers, but the backup that kid. You know, what's the
same, love or whatever? How about the Jets going, hey, we'll
do a car for white trade. I do that. Well, let's save
you a lot of money. I would probably want something more than white.
But Jordan Love, man, I'm telling you get that. There was some
talk about that. Actually, I think about get brock Purty. This kid
is coming out nowhere and he's different, mad confidence, he's got grit man,
he's tough. I got brock Purty right here in my notes. I
like that brock Party's not fucking around your finger. So I got tattooed.
Brock Purty living a dream, great nicknames, good looking kid, and he's
the third quarter last person take it. In last year's draft, mister irrelevant
three and zero with the Niners and probably going to take them right into the
playoffs. They're trying to take mister irrelevant from us now. By the way,
I saw a pro football talk to the big Thing the other day.
We need to retire mister irrelevant. It's it's a hurtful well because they're saying
why because that came out when there used to be you know, twenty rounds
or whatever, and now they're you know, everybody's good. Basically they gets
picked. But it's it's just still the name of the last guy. You
win a free ship to Disneyland, you get a whole parade for you,
and you get to live your dream. Your dream was to get drafted in
the NFL. If you're going last in the seventh round, guess what you
know, you were that close to not getting your fucking dreams met. Yeah,
I think it's I'm with you, man, I like it. I
think it's stupid. I think once again once I like dude, listen to
me. Magine if the guy drafted right before mister l relevant, you're even
less known nobody. Oh for sure, you don't get a parade. You
don't get a freaking parade. What are they gonna try to call it?
Let's guess, let's guess what they're gonna try to PC fucking ESPN, Disney
this fucking time, mister super perfect, great number one guy number one,
the best of the worst of the best, and that's got worse than it.
What about the best of the best of the best of the best,
the last of the best. I could see that, mister last best,
mister last, last, last runner up. That's what mister best last.
So stupid. What a waste of time all that game? Any thing I
want to look, I'm gonna look back at the mister like I'm thinking the
best one I can remember his suck up the kicker. He was really good,
best, the best, the best. Okay, here's the notable selections
according to Wikipedia. Uh Tyrone McGriff I don't remember him, John Tuggle,
I do remember him. Uh, Marty Moore. Uh Mike Green who played
for the Bears in the two thousands. Jim Finn was a fullback for the
Giants when they won the Super Bowl. And two you know what, fuck
these guys, David Vibora and then Ryan suck Up. He's the one I
always think of, Chad Hello the quarterback. Then take Crowder and then brought
Purty. Those are your guys there, those are the notable, mister irrelant.
I didn't recoonize a single one of those guys. I worked for the
UNFL for sixteen years. Maybe, but suck up, you know, suck
up the well yeah, yeah, yeah, But you know what I'm saying.
You just read seven names and irrelevant exactly and notable ones. Those are
the notable. I didn't just go down the list. Those are not We
gotta keep it, mister irrelevant, because all those people are very irrelevant.
And if you ask all the people who made the team undrafted, if you
go back and be the last guy drafted, would you have take that?
I guarantee you all of them. If you would take the last guy draft
drafted, of course they would. How about, dude, could I power
rank the people? I want to win the World Series? The World Series
early for super Bowl the super Bowl? Oh oh yeah yeah, people want
to win the super Bowl, all right? Husher. Number one the writers
Probably not gonna happen, but that's number one. Number one. Number two
the Buffalo Bills because all my families from out there. I will say this
if anybody calls Sam a bandwagon. As long as I've known Sam, even
long before the Bills were good, Sam would always say the Bills are my
secret team aka his side bitch. Yeah, there's no bandwagon in here.
I'm just stat defending you because Sam has always liked the Bills being from upstate
New York. So I will defend you in that one. Thank you.
Number three the Detroit Lions. That would be a curveball, wouldn't it.
And then finally Jacksonville. Why do you like the Lions? You like them
since the beginning of season. I don't quite get that that's who we played.
Him likes their coach. I believe Sam likes I love their coach,
and I just when my grandparents, great grandparents came to America, they can
from Armenia after during the genocide. They went to Detroit. But like that
so bad forever forever? Like, did you say that they'll buy suffering more
than the Panthers. We have the second longest without a playoffs streak, dude.
You guys went to Super Bowl. No, but we're the we have
the it's the second longest streak without the playoffs in the NFL as the longest,
uh hold on? Probably the Cubs. Yeah, but the NFL,
no, I do they just have powering like the most suffering. They just
powering the most suffering fans the other day and it's us, dude, it's
us in like the Hornets or poor Hornets fans. Um. I can't.
I can't. Finally, Jason, Sorry, it wasn't. I just I
think you guys are trying to get that kid from France. Bro. Oh
when when? When in Bayama or whatever? Yeah? Yeah, he's I
hope, so, I hope. So can you imagine him? And LaMelo?
LaMelo is that that seven footer guy. He's a free seven four I
think he is. He's so amazing. I'm like, I don't know,
bro, but we'll see, we'll see, you know, those skinny tall
kids are those underage kids. They're like seven foot tall, two hundred and
ten pounds. They get broken in the NFL. I mean Durant, who
he's had foot problems, but he's still played the majority of his I don't
know how he This kid needs to study how Kevin Durant stays healthy, which
is not doing a lot of download banging and shooting the ball. That's what
he should do, you know. Yeah, stay in the perimeter. You
mean, yeah, for sure, But that's those are my power ranked teams.
Sorry I missed it. Jacksonville with a Sam surprise answer. Oh interesting,
Sam loves this guy. Sam's always loved He's always had a thing for
this quarterback. Yeah, I just like. And it's so because I listen
to this show is always in head of the mainstream sports. We we on
the show, we discussed why did they go with what's his face? From
college? They should have gone with a real quarter real coach, and I
said, Doug Peterson, I go, why didn't they go out to Doug
Peterson? He won a super Bowl in Philadelphia. We talked about that on
the show way before they hired him. He said, Peterson and the enemy,
but both offensive guys, somebody Peter the Enemy would have been good,
and they went with that fucking I'm glad they got anybody that deals with that
asshole. I'm glad get they get what's coming to him. So I'm glad.
I mean, it's so funny listen to people ready to throw that kid
under the bus as a bus. I'm like, there's no way somebody with
that skill set is they bust. It's just he's just too good. And
you know, I mean, like, how about all these teams that are
shitty right now that are looking for a quarterback and they got all these short
motherfuckers coming out in the draft. I dude, I would do a stop
gauge, try to get another guy, not get this one. I mean,
the next great quarterback coming out and the draft is probably gonna beat Johnny's
guy. Oh he's good. He's so good. I mean everybody's saying,
everybody's saying, what a great draft, crep class this is. But yeah,
people are people are liking this one. What do you what do you
think quarterback? Why? So everyone's like he's not he's a little unpop.
They like that kid from Kentucky, but he's at Stinker games. Yeah,
lets I don't trust that guy. Yeah. So, I mean, like
I'm getting stopped at guys I don't know, man, I mean, like
the NFL is so weird. Here's the latest mob from CBS. You want
that real quick. They got they got Bryce Young going first quarterback Alabama.
Dude, I mean these guys, I'm big man is the same thing that
um what's his face? He's yeah it dude, it's listen man and Tebow.
You know this. This is a guy our hype. He's even shorter
than Jason getting hit. I'm six five six six dudes. They got Will
the Kentucky guys sixty three, so at least, I mean he's he's got
some hype. Yeah, I mean like and like, dude, you're looking
at a guy that's six foot was out of the team that almost every time
he played, had way more talent than the other team. He's gonna be
interesting. Combine a lot of eyes are gonna be quarterbacks. Is five quarterbacks
that I've seen mocks that have three quarterbacks gone by the sixth pick. Well,
here's what they have. They got Levis the Kentucky guy sixty three going
six to the Colts, and then CJ. Strild, the Ohio State guys
also six foot three inches going to the Panthers at eight. I don't think
there's any way Strild makes it to eight. I got after the combine.
No once once they see that a kid, I don't. Granted, you
know, Alabama and Ohio State very luxurious football programs where they all get top
notch NFL receivers. It's easy to look like a lot badass quarterback when you
got Alabama's line and Julio Jones and fucking uh Cede Lamb are your two receivers
because they turned those guys out every year. That was the problem with all
those USC quarterbacks under Pete what's his face Pete Calabam went pro and all of
them last to two years. Yeah, because they were just throwing to fucking
pro wide receivers in college football. They were playing VR video games. What
happened to USC? By the way, I mean, it's like, well
they're good, but now, what do you mean what happens? Yeah,
they weren't even in the top I don't think they started in the top ten
though. I mean they look had their dumber Utah, I just had their
number because I'm gonna be honest with Riley had this team and head his schedule
for sure, Oh for sure. Yeah. Yeah, you go through he's
like, oh shit, we got our shitty first season where everyone's like,
did they make a mistake? Did they did they mess up? Did they
jumped and done too quickly? He's can you do this? I mean,
oklahow was one thing, but USC that's that's a different beat. They do
that with coaches and quarterbacks. Remember it used to be a quarterback was gonna
sit on the bench for a couple of years before you ever saw him.
Yeah, and now it's like one year in they're like, this guy sucks
in The NFL's the same way for sure. Yeah. I mean, you
know, it's so funny because you get all this um. You know,
the Falcons got desmon Ridder at quarterback who's rookie and he just saw his first
game the other day and they're like, see if they should and he had
a you know, fucking rough first game ever and they didn't throw any interceptions,
but you know, I fucking didn't have a great fucking oh well they
should have taken Justin Fields just shows you this guy go. Justin Fields has
been the man for fucking exactly five weeks for a year and fucking ten weeks
does Chicago media has been saying, this guy's a bust. We got the
wrong guy. This game's too fast for him. So my point is that
guy hit Let's had twenty fucking two football games before the NFL speed was good.
He finally, you know, a year and a half. I mean,
but right there, he still doesn't buzz. This guy's a bust.
Now everyone talks about justin fields like he's the fucking next second coming event,
even though he doesn't throw the ball. If you look back at his passing
yards, he had one fifty two. I'm just reading gang game logs here,
one fifty two, two fifty four, one fifty three, one sixty
seven, one twenty three. His rushing character pass passing yards. But I'm
saying his rushing yarc. But what I'm coming, that's what. But what
I'm saying is he's not passing the ball. He's doing it by running the
ball. That's it. Yeah, And this guy has one game and they're
like Falcons might have to draft a quarterback. I go, he's played one
NFL game in his life. Up and you're saying we need to draft a
quarterback. Now, let to your point, Johnny, let the guy fucking
play some fucking football for five or six or eight or maybe an entire year.
You know, it's probably arguably the hardest position to playing all the sports.
And you're giving these kids two, three, four games. He's starting
the rest of the year because for that, they got to see, do
we want to draft a quarterback? So we'll give him three games with an
injured fucking team. But good luck, kid. So what we're gonna have
two rookie quarterbacks next year. That's a fucking I don't know. I say,
we gotta go with this kid, But I feel bad for those high
profile quarterbacks to come out and get thrown right into the lineup because you know,
you go one in seven, the whole fucking city thinks you're a fun
has to be like Peig Manning. You've been one in fifteen type type good.
You get get the credit to you have a year to ship the bad
good point. Yep, that's a great point. If unless you're an all
era fucking guy, no one's gonna have the patience for you. Like the
kid in Jacksonville, he got the patient. They were patient with him.
Because for that very reason, because because they were talking about him being the
number one pick since he was seventeen. Yep, we got a question for
you. YouTube now has the NFL ticket? Yeah? Was that due too?
Who had it before? I mean, is that there? Get direct
TV for a lot of Direct TV is done? Yeah, direct V he's
done. And dude, that app sucked, bro, I had to I
had to get this past season. It was so bad. It didn't work
half the time. You're trying to get up and watch football and it just
doesn't work. You have to sign yeah, dude, Yeah, the Direct
TV, Well, the Sunday take it app. It's it's in YouTube's in
Google's hands. Now, it'll be good. Now, it'll be good billion
dollars a year. By the way, and you know, Apple offered them
us in an attempt to charge half the amount to the fans so more people.
Their Their math was like more people would subscribe at a lower price,
and NFL goes, nah, we're taking the money. Greedy bastards. Don't
take the money. We don't give a fuck. So it's gonna be about
the same price as the end. Really, that's so funny. So they
so Apple was trying to reduce the price of it, and the NFL was
just like nah and Apple wanted to pay a little bit less and they their
plan was long term profits. You're going to get more subscribers and make more
money. And the NFL was like, no time, it's so expensive.
Burn the hands worth more than two in the bush. Bro. I mean,
it's just the way it is, dude. And in this league,
man, you know what I do. You know, as a as a
so who loves worker, I'm a supporter of workers. I'm workers rights.
I want them to take more moneycause that's more money for the players to make.
So I'm pro that bigger package because the NFL like these baseball contracts giving
gown baseball is that. I'm sorry, bro, But in about five years,
I'd say about seven years, we're gonna start seeing what's happening these teams
that are stuck with these jumbo contracts and these players. But I think this
is I mean, like, I want people to get paid, but thirteen
years to have someone doing something physical is the most ridiculous thing in the world.
If you got John Moran and you could lock him down for thirteen years,
you'd be ridiculous to do it. Well, let's talk about then Korea.
This crazy thing that happened. Okay, So Krea is signed what he's
signed with the Giants as far as anybody knows. He goes out there for
a physical, they're getting ready to introduce him, and then they're like,
nah, they've rescheduled the introduction of Korea, and then it pops out in
the middle of the night that he signed with the Mets. Now for what's
this, what's this Korea contract? It's insane, it's you know, it's
more than ten years. Let's see what it is. Okay, it's three
fifteen over twelve, three hundred and fifteen million over twelve years. He'll they'll
be paying him when he's forty, basically, And apparently Steve Cohen, the
owner of the Mets, was in Hawaii when he found out that something popped
in his physical and it wasn't it was gonna fall through the Giants and flew
back to make the deal for Korea. So now they have committed more money
and I can't remember quite what the number was. Then the Rays took two
free agents. Over the next I think it was several like ten years.
Then the Rays have spent on free agents in their entire history as a franchise.
Insanity, Dude, it's killing. It's gonna kill baseball, dude,
it's gonna kill and these guys. And you know, maybe that's what needs
to happen because right now what's happening to baseball is that baseball is losing what
makes a sport generational, which is the older generation passing on the love for
it two younger generations. And if you're in Pittsburgh or you're in on kansaity
has recently something. But what's another Cincinnati, Like, what are you the
pass on Sacramento? Oakland? Oakland? I mean Sacramento is uh doesn't have
a pro baseball team. Oh, I just I thought you men's all smile
market cities. No I'm talking about I mean, but in the NBA,
there's like a salary cap, and you know they make that. You know,
everybody tends to hit the cap as close as they can unless they're getting
preparing for something. Now, I heard something very interesting from Colin coward Um
recently. Colin Collard got rid of the Chick on the show, and like
I think, is very high up at Fox Sports, Like he's directly involved
with the programming and all that stuff. So Colin's a very smart guy.
He says some stupid shit, but he's a very smart guy. And I
think he was reading the room and he decided to get rid of the woke
chick on his show because she was saying all the woke stuff. Plus she's
starting to get thick, right, and you're like, okay. So he
gives her her own show with some of the other guys. So it's like
a promotion. Oh hey, man, you're not gonna be my call host.
You're gonna have your own show with these other guys. Own promotion.
Yeah, And he got this new guy in and it's a really great The
show is a thousand times better, and I think Colin knows that. But
he was talking about the reason the Dodgers are letting every letting all the these
guys goes because they're gonna make a run for Connie. Okay, I mean
they gotta. I mean if anybody would, it's either Thember, the Yankees,
dude, the Mats about spent, the Yankees bro, yeah, and
the industry anymore. Want to give a shout out to Jay Moore, who
just got engaged. I want to talk about that because I'm devastated about this.
It fucked up my whole fucking plans for the spring. Well, yeah,
because I was coming out there and their club's opening up in February.
I was gonna go to the fucking opening, charm the pants off or her,
get her get some laughs in wait, I don't know who he's marrying,
GINI bus Are you kidding? No, dude, I was so pissed
it ruined my plans because I was gonna go out there, get her laughing
a little bit, you know, in fucking February. And then you know,
next thing, you know that she booked me for a maybe a fucking
sweeter spot. Then I fucking kill and then I'm fingering the fucking you know,
if you finger her, you pull out, it's just Laker rings,
Laker rings all on your fingers, just jammed up into her. But I
was gonna come out. You're like, damn, look at TV plays for
the Lakers, like a no. Now I'm just fingering my new missus.
And now this fucking guy comes in. You know he signed a fu caprene
up. Oh you know they're talking that now that howe have you seen this
guy? The new owner of The Phoenix Suns is a forty year old kid
who used to fucking play for Michigan State. How do you get his money?
Who was? His father owned an investment firm and they were like it
not no, but it's an interesting story. So he goes to work for
his dad. It's not going well, like just they're not doing well,
and they just decide to come up with this idea where they buy all this
other firm's debt. They just buy up their debt and somehow he gets flipped
and then there suddenly he was named a like CEO of this like giant award
for like a thirty eight year old or something like. It's like crazy.
But not only is he that smart, he was a D one athlete that
went to the five four three times three times believable and one A national championship
with Michigan State. And he's younger than us. So now he owns the
Phoenix Suns. Boy, Johnny's Johnny's not Johnny's not forty yet. I'm la
bello. That guy. He looks like it's dad's rich, doesn't he.
My dad man gonna beat your dad up? My dad punch up that in
mouth. I'm self made I only inhered two hundred billion dollars. So now
they're saying that the Phoenix suns now being sold makes the busses the poorest owners
in the NBA. Oh really, huh, let me check that out my
network. Well, that doesn't affect my plans any which way. But Jay
Moore is now in there. He's fucking making out with my misses. Ok
here's the thing. He doesn't need that. I'm calling him out. Bro,
you got your own shit going. You've been living the Jay Moore good
life, eating sandwiches on not stale bread. You've been sleeping indoors. Jay
Moore and I had a fucking plan and it was pretty foolproof to go to
the ice house, make her laugh. That's gonna do a better gig.
The star Finger don't gonna be wearing rings. And you gotta come in here.
They're in a pandemic and sweep in and charm the pants off of the
misses. All right, here we go. These are rankings. We got,
Bomber. Uh, this is net worth of NBA owners. Yeah,
okay, okay, right yeah, okay, now not counting the new guy,
Bomber one hundred million, hundred billion. Sorry, of course. Uh,
Jesus Dan Gilbert, you know, the Cleveland guy, twenty two billion,
So think about that that drop, that's that's crazy. Uh. Jody
Allen, the Portland owner twenty billion, Robert Pea Memphis owner fourteen point four.
Uh and Crunky the Nuggets nine point one. Joseph Side the Brooklyn guy
eight point four. Let me, I'm gonna skip to the bottom. Now,
let's see where we're coming in. I want to see the poorest on.
Okay, So the owner with the least money, according to hundred dollars,
that's my guests, is the guy who owns the Spurs, Peter Holt.
He's only worth two hundred million dollars. How how do you even run
a how do you run an NBA team? Only work two hundred millions?
I got all his money in the team. That's crazy. Clay Bennett,
Clay Bennett, Okay, see four hundred mill I'll see if I can get
to here. The Celtics guy four hundred million. Sarver for the Suns.
You know who's out now, four hundred million. Jeanie Us there you go,
Lakers half a billion, five hundred millions. So she's only worth five
hundred statement. I want to see where Jordan is that. Hey, Jordan
one point six billion, he's at ranked twenty though, at one point six
billion, Johnny, watch your tone when you talk about my bitch too.
Don't be fucking that's fucking missus Genie Buss future puppet for fucking me. No.
I mean, I'm getting my fucking get my shit up in a mix.
I'm making her fucking talk like kermit, Shut up, bitch. Why
is she talking about men? Because I'm gott my shit all up in there
like a puppet. Fucker. Hey, I want to hear about in these
sexual positions. I am ventity sure it's called the turducking because I've been hearing
about this thing that there's people in South America. Ryan Hill sent me this
and they've been fucking these big snakes. So they put that dick's in these
big snakes mouths and then they fucked these snakes. I say, you then
take that snake and fuck your wife with it, or your girlfriend or whatever.
That's the urducan right there, because you got your dick in a snake
and your snake inside of the pussy. Dude. Have you guys see that
video of where they did. They're trying to trap pythons. Have you seen
that video? No? I saw that. It sounds very similar to the
video I was just talking about that woman got attacked by a python. Did
you see that. She was like a like a worker in a zoo or
something, and it just started like strangling her arm. I see, where
like alligators trying to flip bitches. Slip bitches. What does that mean?
So so they had this thing where they put this chicken at the edge of
like a river, and they had this like kind of thing that the only
way to get to the chicken was to go through this hole and this python
that has to be a thousand feet lo I have seen this yep, shoot
through the thing. Well it catches them and the chicken's like, hey,
what was that? What the fuck was that? And dude, it is
so long it is my it's a nightmare. Bro. It was really fast
though. Oh that's scary. Oh dude, it was fast and you can't
even see it see it. It had to be anaconda, yeah, and
it's just like alongside of the river and all that. It just comes out
of nowhere like a billion miles an hour, like a something out of a
fucking uh uh you know both of them Dragon shows and ship. Yeah,
how that's a big anacono. Maybe that's it. God, I can't believe
it. Is it like a blue like tube thing? Yeah? Yeah,
it looks like almost like a oh it's really the video. It's really crappy
quality though, crappy, but you can still beat off to it. It's
not that bad. Tell me if this is it? Right? I got
it right, I got ye that. Oh my god, watch this,
Johnny, I got my dick caught one of those. Oh wow, look
at the water watch Oh, look at look out, look out back.
That it is. That's gotta be twenty five foot snaps. Like if you
never had seen one of those and you just lived your life, you would
think that's like something from science fiction right there. Yeah, I would think
this is a monster. That's a monster. It's a dinosaur. It's yeah,
fucking dinosaur, and it's trapped because they're trying to catch them. Dude,
that's the scary. What are they catching them for? What they eat
them? They'd probably get rid of them. You can killing farm they're kids,
they're they're killing all the farm animals. But are along that? Yeah,
that was like a law of farm area right along there. So they're
like, hey man, that's killing all of our livestock. Those things are
eating you know they buildings. Bro. Did you guys see Ronnie Hillman died
of cancer? Remember him? The Broncos for a while and played in the
Super Bowl and everything. Franco hairs. Yeah, Franco Haris too, rest
in peace right before let me ask you this, Sam, with your with
your with your conspiracy theories now here you go. Yeah, And NFL wants
everyone to think that mac hill At reception happened. Maybe it did, maybe
it didn't. But there's one man that knows, Frank o' harris. It
was two days before the fiftieth anniversary of the Immaculate Reception and Frank o' harris
was scheduled to speak on this whole. And now he's dead, seventy two
years old. It's not that old, healthy football player. We know one
thing we know about football players. They live long and healthy lives after football,
Yeah, after the game is over. New medical problems with however,
Yeah, rest in peace, Franco. Hey, Sam, as anybody,
I don't know if you can see it yet, but I was curious about
this any boy seeing Cocaine Bear yet, dude, I'm now, no,
I don't know when it's it was. They were, they were they were
doing a screening, an audience test screening, like right down the street,
and I got, I got, you know, I was invited to it,
you know, just get an email. And I thought, Cocaine Bear.
That so stupid I didn't go see it, like a month ago.
I should have seen it. I regret it looks sounds absolutely amazing. It
does. But seas in the world, I thought it was a cartoon.
Well, it's a semi true story as well. I just thought it was
a cartoon, which is even funnier that it's a semi true story. They
just found this bear dead next to a big, fucking giant bag of cocade
that got thrown out of a fucking plane. We'll talking about the NFC South
a little bit. Uh, we'll be right back. Somebody somebody's got to
win. I'll get some basketball talk. It's got to be the worst division
in football. Oh, for sure, it's one of them. I mean,
I mean, arguably, in the history of football, all four teams
are gonna be under five hundred and one of them is gonna win with three
losses under five hundred. One of them is going to win and go to
the playoffs and host a home game, and then a team with maybe the
same record is gonna be drafting in the top five to eight, page seven
something like that. Like right now, Atlanta would pick seventy Johnny if you
make the playoffs twenty yeah, yeah, yeah, isn't that crazy? So
if Atlanta wins the division right now, they would be picking at twenty.
They'll get blown out in the first round. If they don't win the division
with the exact same record, they're picking at six. I think round The
Buccaneers are six and eight. They have a seventy four percent chance of winning.
According to five to thirty eight. The Panthers are five and nine,
a game back twenty percent chance. The Falcons are five and nine, also
have a four percent chance because they don't have because they don't have the you
know, we have a one and four record in the division division record.
Yeah, and then the Saints have a two percent chance with also a five
and nine record. So let me ask you what a mess falcon's getting a
break through last year? No? No, I think he's you know,
what can I just say divorce. Even with the divorce, I think that
keeps him maybe even more if he wasn't getting a divorce, maybe this to
be his last year. But now that he's divorced, he's gonna be like,
what the fuck am I gonna do? Am I gonna do? Why
not? Can I just say, really quickly, go there's a there's a
rumor going around that he could end up back in New England. So I'll
just say that. Put that out there. Bill Simmons was talking about and
nobody heard that as well. Can you imagine? Now, let me ask
you something. Do you think it's smoke show girlfriend leave Florida for New England?
I think she goes wherever. You know what. It's almost like they
say in the irs, when you want to see where the crime is committed,
follow the money, And that's exactly what she's gonna do. We do
you think she's gonna stick around and what or at a fucking sun Tan place
or whatever the fuck she was doing. She's gonna suck herself all the way
to New England? Hold on, what was she doing before? This is
the greatest example of how women have tried to convince everybody it's a it's a
patriarchy. Let's just say what Jason said somehow is in the reality of true.
Okay, no one's ever said that about me before, thank Sam.
And she's working at a suntan lotion company and now she's riding the fucking dick
of the greatest football player of all time in America. Let's see, dick
is shaped like a like a black card. Let's see what her just like
one of them things. She's swiping a credit card. Swipe it, swipe
it, swipe it right through. Veronica chick right, Veronica or Rye or
whatever. Nda has zero things wrong with her, Like, let me see
her, I've never seen it. Doesn't have one ass dimple. You ever
see a chick that's perfect and then they just have a kind of an ass
dimple and you're like, oh, I'm sorry, you're not absolutely perfect.
I'm sorry. Yeah, Oh my god, she is so hot, dude.
Oh she's beautiful, she's very dude. Yeah, then I take it
back. Tom Brady's probably going to retire in a week. If I had
had I would never leave the house, do you think. Okay, so
he's forty five. Look at this picture. Look how much she loves America.
Look at that picture, let's see America. That's a fourth of July
bikini and she yeah, she's a thirst trap. That makes me want to
dude, she is. Why is she gotta be a thirst trap? Why
can't you just be an absolute perfect human being? Look what her profile saying,
her page, her page, her page is nothing but her in bikinis.
And she says she's a unicorn. She's a Fashion Nova ambassador and she
she certified no plastic. Thanks for that. Respect on this shit's God given
dog. Oh and she's Jewish. She's an experienced influencer. That's what she's
experienced. She's got to start David right and makes to her name. Yeah,
look unicorn, start David. Oh my god, did Jews gotta be
so pissed they lost that one to Tom Brady. You know what with it?
They get her abs? Dude, Oh gosh, what do you call
us? What do you call those sam jizz jizz gutters? Gosh, she
sure is hot. Well, you know I get money about you know,
it's so funny about those jizz gutters. Johnny, He's I guarantee you they've
never had jizz on them because nobody's pulling out this chick. If I was
having if I was making love to this beautiful woman, I would just be
crying the whole time, and I would be calling my friends, daring it.
You won't believe what I'm doing right now. I remember when I had
my first threesome. It was with a stripper and a model, and right
before started happening. Nice to call your call on your friends, tell them
what's happening. They said that, Yeah, that's are you? Are you
telling me the true Sam? Yeah, that's the greatest greatest thing I've ever
ever, ever, ever, ever, so somebody and I don't even remember
saying that to you, right, are you the stripper of the model of
this. I was just there, uh, kind of spotting for Sam because
I didn't want to throw his back out or have just you didn't kind of
bad form. Did anybody know you were there? Well? They did about
well. I was just kind of just quietly smoking in the closet and then
uh they saw the light. They saw the light. Yeah, they goes,
is there a fifty year old man smoking in your closet right now?
And he goes, Oh, don't worry about him. He lives there.
That was nice of you. That was nice of you, Sam to let
Jason even his closet. I'm like, do I know you? He's like,
I'm from the future. Shut up, You're doing everything you're supposed to
be doing. What the fuck else was? Let's say, I'm how what
do you think can we get into this fucking unbelievable I'm surprised people aren't talking
about this more. The Jokers triple double with twenty seven rebounds, forty something
points and windsold I mean, that's Shack never did that. And this guy's
not even a center. Here's the craziest thing about that. They already had
a center when they drafted him, and they got him in the second round
round They had to get him in going what the fuck is going on here?
Or he doesn't look like he can keep him on the team. Guy
is lighting up our starting center to the point they shipped him out to Portland
that season. Is he still a liability on defense in the playoffs? No,
dumn No, that's that's the same argument they have on why they think
Shack wouldn't be able to do well in this modern NBA because he'd be a
liability on defense. Uh No, thirty five forty points a game, twenty
rebounds. Deal with it. I'm telling you, if you would take I'm
not saying Shacks Shack's Laker team could beat like prime Golden State Warriors team.
I'm not saying that because I don't know if they had enough shooters to compete.
Maybe, but Shack Shack would have gone nuts. And maybe a team
with Glenn Rice. You remember, people don't remember Glenn Rice was on that
Lakers team and he was an assassin broo. He was three point shooter.
Fisher was there too, right on that team. Yeah, Fisher was,
Yeah, he dude, he would have he would have He would eat was
the way they guard now, Yeah, he would eat. Yeah. So
I think I think I think a big problem they have right now is they
gave Porter Junior a fucking fat contract and he can't stay healthy like more than
anybody, which we knew. We knew that though from the beginning going,
and you knew that. You knew that you did not have to give him.
Nobody was gonna give him max money with his health, so you did
it just to make him happy. But you've hurt your team in the long
run. But Joker is gonna be an All timer. Man, He's gonna
be an all timer. I think he already is. Well, he didn't
make it, like did I can't stay in that top seventy five fucking team
to the NBA. It's so disrespectful political man to Clay Thompson and Dwight Howard.
Dwight's so disrespectful to Dwight Howard. I don't care what anybody says.
Dwight Howard at the prime of his career was like first team All NBA good
like he was like he was great. I mean, dude, his Onlado
Magic beat Lebron James in the playoffs like that happened. There were a lot
of snubs in that. You know him, JJ Reddick. I think of
a lot going back to Genie buss Us. They have to give up control
of that team and they have to get somebody in there. They have to
get somebody in there. Okay that and this is like I'm gonna get into
like the common happened, never happens. So when Tommy took over the Comedy
Store and a Mitsia towards the end, but really Tommy, he allowed certain
people to act like they were bigger than the Comedy Store. Okay, nobody's
bigger than the store. Nobody will be bigger than the store. It's never
gonna happen. The store will always be there. Everybody comes, everybody goes,
everybody Okay. The Comedy Store is still selling out a lot of shows.
Guy, there's a lot of talking about where it comes to. It's
not the Comedy Store, it's the La comedy scene is full of fucking backstabbers,
scumbags and fucking cuxs. Okay, it's not the store, it's the
fucking comedy scene. But the point is, nobody's bigger than the comedy Store.
The Comedy Store is the one variable that is always He's been there through
every other one of these fucking h times, like the greatest time ever,
whether it was the seventies, eighties or the Joe Rogan run that just got
over right, whichever one you want to say, the best the only common
threat through all those argus Hamilton and the Comedy Store. Okay, So so
that's my whole thing. Um, what was that rant all about? Oh?
The Lakers problem right now, okay, is that they have a management
team. And I love Genie Buss, I love the busses watching the mouth.
Okay, I love Jason's boo. Okay, Jason, by the way,
you're her side, Dick, but she doesn't know about you. I'm
fine, I can't wait. Okay, I'll sign anything she wants me to
sign. You know what I want from my pre nup. Just let me
keep the comrade. Uh, don't ask respect, Josh Martin special respect Josh.
So So they signed Kobe to way too much contract at the end,
that's why the Lakers sucked because what he was getting paid and what he was
giving you on the court isn't the same same thing with Lebron James. Lebron
James signed for fifty miles and it's same, just that you can go Okay,
that's that's kind of crazy, that's kind of crazy. But the fact
that they they allowed Lebron James was strong on them and bring in everybody he
brought in. Yeah, this is his entire team. He forced them to
trade all those players who the New Orleans Pelicans for Anthony Davis Right now today,
who would you rather have, brandon Ingram or Anthony David? Yeah,
same call he plays. I mean the guy played Davis doesn't play sold out
for how long's he out for right now? Two weeks months something like that,
No month, that's the depth of the season's death every year. He's
just he's just too big or something. I don't know. He's got that
same problem we were talking about. Sam and I were talking about it earlier.
Well ruckschild function. He just got that big no that that was before
the show, Sam. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but
I solved that. Um. But he's just got that body type that.
You know, he's not built like Shack, He's not built like Barkley.
He's not built like all those guys that have all that extra weight put on.
You know. I don't think he's growing faster than he's than the speed
that he needs to play at or whatever the fuck. I don't know what
that means. But that works out enough on his body to keep his body
healthy. He's not that guy. And he openly admits he doesn't love bad
basketball as much as people would like him to. And when that happens,
your body breaks down. Yere and guys, basketball that's all he works on.
And Anthony Davis could have been the Greek freak without a doubt. But
I have no clue how Anthony Davis made the top seventy five players of all
time when his team consistently didn't make the playoffs in New Orleans. A Laker,
what there's a Laker half that top forty of the top seventy five for
Lakers. So Lebron James forces them to get Anthony Davis, and the enforces
them, against everybody's best, best thoughts, to go after Russell Westbrook.
This team is where it is because Lebron James. Yeah, probably, so
they're fucked bro. And listen, here's the old thing. This is why
the Boston Celtics, and it could be Danny Age. So he's gone.
So we'll see if the Celtics still do this. But the Celtics were under
Danny Age never was afraid to bottom out. And you got to bottom out,
man, you got to bottom That's what That's what's killing the Horns,
man, is that we just refuse Jordan refuses to let him tank. And
I'm hoping he's doing it. That was the Falcon's problem for somebody ever since
they went to the Super Bowl. They just think, well, one player
away or one player away, and you take on these exordinant contracts and contracts
and you, you know, and you and you're not that. Then what
happens You start gambling in the draft instead of instead of building blocks, and
now you're trying to hit that one. Instead of playing like put in the
gambling terms for Sam's dad, instead of sitting there playing blackjack or fucking twelve
hours and slowly building something up, you're throwing all your chips on one fucking
spin of the roulette table. And if you don't hit your fu for another
year? What do you think about what the Rams did? Though? Like,
I mean they you know, they're screwed for picks, they are the
salary? Yeah? Is that worth problem? Worth it? Though? Sam?
Is that worth it? Do you mortgage let's say five years of competitive
football for Super Bowl? Let's say you're the Detroit Lions and you have a
chance to win a Super Bowl. I would do it in Detroit. I
would do it if it costs you five to seven years. Let's just say
five years. Yeah, because because your team has sucked for so long,
right that if you got them a championship, that would buy you credit for
ten years with that that market. The problem in LA is like they took
a gamble thinking if we get the we win a Super Bowl, LA will
love us. They don't care. They don't care. They just don't care.
Well, I'm sorry, man, I do not see Lamb's fever anyway.
Oh no, dude, when I went I went to the game of
season. I mean it was the Panthers, albeit, but it was.
It was one of the worst atmospheres I've ever seen in the NFL game of
like a team that just won the Super Bowl not long ago. Yeah,
I'm just telling you, bro, they fucked up. They fucked up.
They should have brought the Raiders here and it would have galanized the entire city.
You would either be Raiders or Rams, and by default, most people
would go to Rams because they either you love the Raiders or you hate the
Raiders. And they just completely fucked up. And now you have two teams
that nobody cares. And if I had to pick a team that I would
rather get behind, it's the Chargers right now with that quarterback over what they
got going on at the Rams. Mayfield. Yeah, I mean, like,
dude, again, Baker Mayfield did extraordinary. We should not look at
him as a bust or failure. Well, we should look at him as
is the immortal who was able to play with Giants and lasted pretty long and
then eventually the hits from giants. A mortal man can't take that, you
know what I'm saying. You're talking about six foot or getting again hit first
six foot nothing if anything, And he, I mean, he's an all
timer, But that doesn't mean that's still not amazing. That just means Drew
Brees is even more amazing. Russell Wilson, I mean he's five foot ten
eleven something like that. Well, yeah, he's doing great. We didn't
get into right, but but he had he already had a whole career.
Come on, Yeah, they're talking about whether he might not go the whole
thing now, stupid? No, come on, that guy was that guy's
so good? Anybody? For years? He got two rings or one?
Yeah? Yeah, right too, yeah, hold on two years? One
real one for sure. Oh yeah, the other one he blew all right,
Yeah, of course, of course, yeah, I guess they said
that. Did you hear about this, Sam? They said that he now
he's coming out now that he's on a different team, all of his ex
players are talking all this shit about him and all that, and they're saying
that it just from an ex player that said, the reason Richard Sherman is
so pissed about that is because they were supposed to It was almost like an
RPO. They're supposed to hand it off to Marshawn on the one. But
if they did, they just said hand it off, that would have given
Marshawn. That would have given Marshawn the MVP with the stats that he had
in a game winning touchdown, and that Russell Wilson audibled because he wanted to
throw the game winning touchdown and secure the MVP for himself. Oh is that
real? No joke? I mean, that's what an ex player said.
Is Richard Sherman's problem with him? Because Richard Sherman always says that he heard
the play call and that it was a run and that they audibled, and
what's the face Russell Wilson was saying, Oh, I saw something in the
thing that made me call that. But Richard Sherman's theory is that if he
handed off to Marshawn, Marshawn scores, he gets the MVP for the Super
Bowl, and that's why everybody hated him in and Seattle after that, his
team everything, It makes a lot of sense. Does that make sense?
Though? Him? After the game? I would have bought him. That's
why Richard Truman still to this day, is pissed at him. You,
I'd be like listening a little dick, lip sucking looking motherfucker. But when
you sound that out, doesn't it make sense? Maybe it's just the theory,
Maybe it's just but it was two players that we're talking about this on
a podcast. It's not like I just total sense. And when you hear
all this stuff, what about nobody's showing up to his birthday party? What
an asshole you must be? You're a super Bowl winning quarterback with a fucking
super hot, also equally famous rich wife. Your party must be amazing.
What kind of person must you be? I go to Open Micro's birthday parties
and I go, this is gonna suck. I'm gonna hate everybody at this
thing. I still go to that one hundred percent. I'm going to Open
Micro's party if there's gonna be giraffes at it. What kind of asshole must
you be that your own teammates are like, I ain't going to that.
That's gonna suck. There's broad giraffes at this fucking thing. No, I'm
with you, bro, I don't know. I think the walls are closing
in on him. I think people have been destroying that guy. Yeah for
sure that coach is dad. That the coach is a dead man. Yeah,
you know, you got a brand new owner, a brand new team.
I spent two hundred million plus bucks on this quarterback and this team a
billion two three billion dollars for the team, and I got this coach and
you can't even get this guy to win. He's supposed to be badass.
Stafford says he's coming back. Uh, that'll be interesting if that. I
don't know if that's good news or bad news for the Rams. He was
just not himself. I mean, they gotta make up. They gotta make
a backup plan. You can't just go into this season with Stafford and whoever
the fuck lands on your team. You gotta comp I mean, you did
too many. I was joking. Why why do you think Baker Mayfield?
Why is Baker Mayfield ran number seventeen for the Rams. I go, that's
how many teams he played on this year. I think Stafford's out. I
don't know, man, just reading his vibe, I feel like He's like,
I got my Super Bowl. I'm kind of Outina's coming back though,
said that, but he mote because it's money. But I just feel like
the vibe checked out. He's checked out. I agree with Sam and we
gassa. Maybe like LA is an interesting thing. You either love it or
you just like fuck these people, right, A guy from the South who
lived in Michigan forever being like, fuck all these fucking weirdos in LA,
which is like, let's face it, he came to LA and the world
for a town everybody hates. He came here at the worst time for the
shitty asked out ever been the worst. No, I could see like,
y'all come back, pay me. I'm a pay me twenty mile of a
hold a clipboard. Let's do it, right, I don't think well they
were. They were breaking down Colin Collard about what job would be available for
Sean McVeigh to be an a lead analyst, and there's somewhat talk that maybe
Amazon would be good for him. But they're talking about how wait wait,
wait, you think he's losing his job. No, no, he's quitting
that. They're talking they've been talking about everyone is talking about how this guy
who just wants to be on television. Really, Yeah, have you heard
that, Jay Sean mca quit being an NFL coach to go with so young
Johnny. He's so young, they has all this credit with the Super Bowl
that he quits spend some time in television that waits for the right fucking time.
Sean Payton pulled Sean Payton as well, Haydan's just waiting. I'm going
to the Chargers. If I'm Sean Payton, I'm going to the Chargers.
That's what I'm going. Shit, there's no better thing. What that would
be a good great You got a new stadium, you got warm weather,
you got you don't worry about the fucking bad weather, big market. Calling
off Bruce Arians and going do you want to coach again? You know what,
though, Sam, if I'm Sean Payton, I would give a real
thinking over that Denver job. Denver is a beautiful city. They got a
brand new owner with deep pockets, and I'm going there with a quarterback.
I know I can probably work with it. I'm Sean Payton, I'm a
quarterback guy. They got a good defense, a couple of pieces away from
being a winner. Right now, you're running a team and you're you're drafted
and you can pick one or two Russell Wilson, Justin Herbert. Which one
you're taken? Oh, I'm taking Herbert. Yeah. So why wouldn't you
go there? Because I don't think they're gonna be offering a coach a job
and I think Denver is next year. Well, I mean, obviously this
is if they're open offering a job. I think they are. I think
they're gonna get rid of this guy. Something's not working there. He's less
risky they was last year, and they're not guaranteed to make the the playoffs.
And even if they do, I mean, I'm they gonna do it.
I mean, everybody expected these guys to be I mean, I think
he's I think this team is one amazing coach away from being a dominantee.
And this has been the story of the Chargers for decades. They never get
the big coach. And now you're in a premier market, and let me
tell you something. If I'm a god, there's there. There is very
rarely a team in a giant market that has zero pressure to win outside of
what's on in the organization. You're basically working in the shadows because every other
sport is like got a dominant team right now. The Dodger, Dude,
the Dodgers just got rid to half the team and they won the most games
ever almost ever, like top five of all time. Like that's that's the
pressure on the Dodgers, the Laker. There's no pressure in Los Angeles for
football. I agree with you, that's what you're saying, unless you're the
unless you're college football. In college football at this moment, people care more
about college football than they do pro for I've been there, Windy Strange,
King's one. I've been there when the Dodgers won. I've been there when
the Angels won. I've been there when the Lakers won. And now with
the Rams having a Super Bowl, and of all of those sports, the
Rams Super Bowl was the least cared about of all of them. Yeah.
Oh, they would rather have the King's win, the Dodgers win, and
the Lakers win before the Rams or the Chargers. Yeah. I agree.
Yeah, And it's gonna be very hard for the Chargers ever to get a
marketplace because this is Raider Tom and almost every other city that has an NFL
team, that is the most important thing in that city and in some cases
the entire state. Yeah, and it is the fifth most important teams.
Dodgers have taken over LA Dodgers Lakers. It goes Dodgers Lakers. Okay.
Then you go into go into um USC. Then you have UCLA and the
King's Basketball football Ucla okay, Yeah, Then you have Kings, Clippers.
They do you start getting into the football teams. I'd be willing to argue
that the Angels are more popular than the Rams or the Chargers. I don't
know about that. I mean, they're dude, I don't think that.
I think the Angels are going to move soon. It's probably a team I
care the least about. It's such a weird place. It's a weird stadium
with that big ass hat. Like, what what a waste of time you're
just driving down? Is it just a giant hat in the middle of the
road. The size of the house. All right, guys, I gotta
go. Yeah, let's wrap it up, guys, I gotta I got
food on the go. I got food waiting for me as well. Guys.
Hey, happy holidays to everybody. Marry Christmas is, Happy Holidays.
I love you, guys. Punch Shrunk rides again. We'll try to do
this as much as possible. You'd look to the Punch Shrunk Fantasy Final four
going on this week. Good luck to Tea. Dobbs knocked me out.
I got pretty fucking good to make an announcement right here? Can I make
an announcement? Yeah? Go ahead, Sam, that's what it say today
Today, I retire, retire, retire bro. Punch drunk Bro, You're
not retiring. You're gonna do it next year. I'm not doing this like
that you guys did. I can't stand it. I didn't enjoy you understood
it. You wouldn't want to do it. I don't want you. If
you go back to regular drafting, I'll do it. If that foss baby
boss baby here, I want way way Okay, everybody you ruined my announced,
ruined his Christmas. I'm not here. You want to think that.
I'm oh. I'm not letting you quit. You want to be a quitter,
and I'm not letting you do it. I'm not quick. Yes you
are. That's both I'm gonna do. If you are moving to a some
sort of booth and you are willing to do commentary and everything to see Sam
week, I might entertain Sam. If your life has taught us any Sam's
moving in the booth a quitter? Okay, No, Sam moving in the
booth. I gotta see what's in the booth. If your life, I'm
very curious about this booth. If we've learned any Sam getting the booth,
we've learned anything at all from your life? Sam, It's that you're not
a quitter. Okay, we know that about you. He's not quitting,
he's just getting the goddamn booth. Guys, Christmas, guys, what what
did they think? Every Girl's My girlfriend, Every Girl's my girlfriend, every
good. It has disturbed me how much Sam loved the song. The dance
was like, yeah, special age, What am I saying? Donny Stock
just let her back. These are kids we're supporting now. If you are,
if you're a drum puncture by the problem, if you want to find
this uh and buy it to keep with me high, let's get busy.
As the name of the album, every Girl's My girlfriend, Every Girl's my
I made that, I'm gonna make I'm gonna put this to vote. Should
this be the new punch? Trunk on teams should talk