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to Me Radio, brought to you
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find podcasts and follow me on social
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is Chandler and this is Chris and
you're listening too. X Read read the

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podcast podcast. We are here with
episode one oh one. Can you believe

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that we made it past a hundred? Holy Moley, can you believe the

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incredible journey that we've had so far. I know, I mean not only

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did I not think this podcast would
continue this long, but that it just

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you know, it kind of built, expanded and gained interest from the comic

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community unlike what I ever expected.
So I love it. So if you

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guys are tuning in now, go
back and listen to some of our episodes.

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If this is your first episode of
X Reads, we definitely recommend you

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go back into the archive and listen
to all these amazing interviews we've had with

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a faby NCA Chris Claremont. Of
course, he was just on for our

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hundredth episode, and it was a
dream come true, honestly, because when

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we started this podcast, we joked
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we're gould be so cool if he
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we're like, get him on the
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mister Claremont, we can't remember how
to say words. So I literally actually

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confession, I literally forgot how to
say words. I think I spoke two

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words total in that episode. I
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I mean, the man literally is
the architect of X Men, of all

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that we know and love about X
Men, including my favorites, my ultimate

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favorites, Katy Pride and Jubilee are
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So and all of Wolverine's attributes that
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him. So it's like, it
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cool to have him on, so
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cre A tour himself himself. No, that was that was amazing. So

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yeah, if you guys, if
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just dial back one episode at least
for our sake to listen to his episode.

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Now, normally we cover a single
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including the ads, but with him, we're like, we can't just

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do one issue, Like that's a
waste of everybody's tie. We want to

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know so much more out of him, So we decided to do a whole

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character evolution with Kitty Pride from her
creation all the way through becoming Shadow Cat

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through the Wolverine and Katy Pride mini
series. So yeah, go back one

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listen. So what are we doing
today Chandler, Well, we're going to

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be doing a really classic issue.
It's got an iconic cover that we'll get

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into shortly, but before we cover
today's issue, which is by the way,

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everybody, so you can dial it
up on your Marvel Unlimited apps if

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you've got it, or pull it
out of the Pullblox X Men eleven from

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nineteen ninety two, go dive back
into those back issue bins and find that.

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So one thing we got to talk
about with Claremont, and one thing

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that we've been talking about week after
week is our upcoming event, The Uncanny

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Experience. Yes, it is coming
up in Minneapolis, Minnesota in late September,

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and if you do not have your
tickets now, you better get them

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soon. Why because things are selling
out quick and those VIP tickets are hot.

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Omega has already sold out, some
of our merchandise has already sold out.

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Things are flying off the shelf,
you guys, Yeah, absolutely,

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And you know, newly announced by
the time of this recording is we have

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a comic book exclusive thanks to Unknown
Comics. They are bringing an exclusive convariant

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of this beautiful art of Dark Phoenix
by Nathan Zurdi and it's available for pre

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order so that we can get it
signed by Zurdi and Claremont, who will

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both be at the Cohn. By
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Nathan's Dirty, this amazing cover artist, will also be at the KHN,

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but they'll be at the con together, so you can get this awesome exclusive

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limited edition con variant signed and graded
if you wish. Through Unknown Comics,

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they are going to facilitate CGC grading
and autograph signature authorization. So anyways,

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it's going to be so cool.
The art looks so beautiful. I cannot

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wait to see it in print.
I can't wait to own it. Oh

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me too, I want to poster
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M hmmm. Yes, So we
are so excited to have that comic

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exclusive as well as welcome Nathan's Dirty
to the Khan and enjoy everything that that

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is, which, by the way, is unkinny X Men one on one

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facsimile edition. I forgot to mention
that part. So you guys, this

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is of course the iconic issue of
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the X Men, you know,
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this issue and this is going to
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It's like a can't miss collectible.
I feel Oh, I got chills.

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I'm so excited and what an honor
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Yeah, thank you so much Unknown
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us, because your belief in the
event and support is so appreciated. So

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we are so excited to have that
exclusive. So you guys can pre order

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that in our school store. So
if you go to the Uncanny Experience dot

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com, not only can you buy
tickets to the event, you can also

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go to the store and our menu
and you can pre order this comic book.

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You do not have to attend in
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guys, if you can't make it
to the event, we understand you're in

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the UK, can't make it,
we understand, you can buy this comic

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and it will be signed and it
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to you. So go to the
store check it out. We really want

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you to see this amazing art.
So, Chris, what issue are we

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going to do today? I am
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doing X Men number eleven, which
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The cover on this sent me into
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it is one of the most iconic
covers for X Men ever. Yes,

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absolutely, we will get deep into
this cover so you all know what we're

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talking about. But before we do, we must set the era. It

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is the nineties, specifically August of
nineteen ninety two, and the top film

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is Unforgiven, which went on to
win Best Picture at the Oscars. Blah

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blah blah buth. What's more exciting
is that also in August of nineteen ninety

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two is Death Becomes Her came out
and I would much rather talk about Death

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Becomes Her then. Oh yeah,
I forgive you. Every time I see

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anybody do this costume as a Halloween
or cosplay, I just giggle because I

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love it so much. You know
what it's time for It's time for a

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reboot. Yeah, really, come
back, We'll think about it. Come

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on. They were still alive at
the end. I mean they were in

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pieces, but I think you know, you could glue back together. And

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with modern technology nowadays, they're plastic
surgery probably looks like you know, paper,

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smooth and just you know, very
nice looking. They could be put

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back together very well with some nice
glue. I have a challenge for you.

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So now we're talking about, of
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together at Meryl Streep and Goldie Hunt. But now tell me who would you

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recast in the role if they redid
this movie? Oh? How dare you?

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I've never thought about this question before. It's all right, you could

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just how dare you? Dropped that
amazing question on me? How can I

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You're rude? Why don't you answer
first? I can't, I honestly can't.

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I don't even know. Like,
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choose two women off the top of
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can pull off these roles, I'm
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and I am going to just for
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going to throw in like Maya Rudolph
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would be such a foil to Charlie's
Throne. For people who have not seen

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this movie, these two women are
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fight together, they end up dying
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take down the guy because he was
two timing them, and I just think,

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like the idea of the opposites of
Charlie's throne in my rutop those are

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just two that popped into my head. Are they the perfect test casting choice?

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I don't think so, but that's
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I'm gonna fifth all right this question. Stay tuned for episode one oh two,

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where we will revisit this question with
research and study, and we will

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terman who are the ideal recast mates
of death becomes Her. I'm gonna go

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all extra for this Channeler. You
think you just made a joke, but

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it's no joke. I will follow
through with this. I'm going to bring

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in award winning casting directors in the
entertainment industry to Wagan. I'm going to

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bring in magazine editors. Great,
oh gosh, this is going to be

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a huge debate. Okay, So
yeah, listeners, you have a lot

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to look forward to and one or
two. So in the meantime, we

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are here to talk about August of
nineteen ninety two, the top song End

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of the Road by Boys two Men. How does this one go? I

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don't remember, Okay, so I'll
start it and let me know if it

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jumps into your memory. Here we
go. Okay, yeah, don't let

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me go to the end of the
road, because I can't let go.

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It's so natch. You belong to
me, I belong to you. Oh

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oh yes, and the road Oh
yeah. Boys to men yes, wait

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a minute, wait a minute,
are like they boys? Are they ment

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to grandpas? Now? Like probably
are there already grandfathers? Yes, they

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are granddaddy daddies all right. Next
in our list of nostalgia of August of

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nineteen ninety two, a little tidbit
that I picked up was that Paramount Studios

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opened up their New York Street on
the back lot. And you and I

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have been on the back lot of
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events back there, and it's just
a really cool place. So I just

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thought that was a really cool little
tidbit of our history to know that that

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opened up in ninety two. Oh, I love it. But the parties

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there are glamorous. Yeah, it
was like some sort of pride event.

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If I recall that we went there
last time. M yeah. Well so.

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Also in August of nineteen ninety two, San Diego Comic Con moves into

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the Double Tree Hotel humble beginnings.
Yes, we think of San Diego Comic

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Con as of course the massive beast
it is, but humble beginnings, you

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know, in hotel lobbies, and
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I will say there's times where I
feel like we need to be Comic

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Coon right up the gate, But
I think it's great to have a start

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and grow from there. Yeah.
Indeed, something I love about the Double

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Tree fact is when we're on the
shuttle bus, somebody always mentions the fact

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that Comic Con used to be there
as we drive by. It's like,

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you know, if we were to
do a drinking game with shots, like

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we could get drunk on people saying
that, Yeah, no kidding, no

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kidding. Well, let's get into
this. We are doing X Men number

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eleven, published August of nineteen ninety
two. It's written by Jim Lee Scott

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Lobdell, The art is by Jim
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Men Versus The X Men exclamation Point. Yes. Plus, there's also a

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bonus story on Maverick in the back
that's written by Scott Lobdell and art by

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Mark Textera titled over Again, We're
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We'll touch upon it at the end, but touch upon it now,

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let's just like get it out of
the way. So like there's weird stuff

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happening between Maverick and also what was
his dame Warhawk It exists in the back

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of the issue. Maverick at the
time was a really underdeveloped character that they

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introduced like through the trading cards and
toys and everyone's like, Oh, what's

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this character and they're like, oh
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guy. M and this is what
we got. That's what we got.

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But that's okay because we have something
way more exciting to talk about, and

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that is a Moojo, one of
my favorite characters and storylines. Yes,

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a reality show like on Steroid,
you guys, totally So on the cover

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we mentioned iconic cover. This is
the cover that, by the way,

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is on all the T shirts from
Target. So when you see that white

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T shirt at Target with the X
Men cover, it is this one X

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Men number eleven. I have it. I have it. So many people

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have this shirt. So I was
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I S were we're going to do
after Claremont, Like what is the follow

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up. We're like, well,
let's go with this one because it's weird,

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wacky, it's got an iconic cover, and it's Jim Lee art,

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and so there's a lot to gush
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Wolverine in the forefront holding his claws
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and a whole team of characters behind
him. Who do you see,

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Chris, I see siloc and Gambit
in Rogue, and Cyclops and Beast who's

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actually kind of hanging upside down,
which is kind of funny, and you

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believe holding her head with her hand
kind of smug. Yes, and she's

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wearing her glasses green, by the
way, not pink. I was like,

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this is a bold choice. Jim
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making her glasses green instead of pink. Explain yourself. It's like if Cyclops

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Advisor was suddenly blue instead of red. You're just like, excuse me.

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You know why I know this is
one of the most successful iconic covers of

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all time is that Target keeps this
shirt in stock. Like usually if it

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doesn't sell well, they will cycle
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But the ones that stay forever I'm
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like Rolling Stones and Pink Floyd.
Will you know what this cover of the

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X Men has elevated two icon status
to the point where Target will always have

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it available. I love it amazing. So on the inside cover we have

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our very first Oh it's for Universal
Soldier. It's a gen Claude van Damn

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movie. Oh. Yes, that
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Yeah. It looks like they're wearing
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and they're holding guns. It says
almost humid, almost perfect, almost under

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control. Universal Soldier the Future has
a bad attitude. Now I have to

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invest. I've not seen this movie. I have it either, but I'm

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kind of curious. Oh you know, it's by Roland Emerick, who directed

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Independence Day in a bunch of action
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might actually be good. I'm all
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and have on in the background while
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movie for that. Well, and
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there's always got to be at least
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And the actress I don't know her, Ali walk Walker. I don't know

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her. Yeah, okay, so
she was in the daytime soap opera Santa

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Barbara. Oh and before landing roles
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moved over Miami. Well, well, well, good for you. She

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was also in Kazam Shack amazing.
I love it. Yeah, I was

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like, that's the best part.
That was the best part of me looking

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that up. I needed to be
reminded of Shack. And that's yes.

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I can't wait. I can't wait
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movie because I need to relive it. It'll happen, all right, let's

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get into this issue. Oh my
gosh. So we start off and we

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see Dazzler seated looking very defeated.
Her eyes are closed, head in her

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hands. She is not happy,
No, she is not. But I'm

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happy because why we have a very
interesting character that I completely forgot it out

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into this very moment, and that
is Mojo too the sequel. Yes,

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he is standing over her, just
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if he's a good guy or a
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I'm thinking, oh, she's in
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Can you please describe this sexy monstrosity? Oh sure, so I'm he

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is bare chested with metallic leggings kind
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then he has got a shoulder shrug
robe that's kind of happening, that's very

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long and flowy, almost like mister
Sinister. He's got metallic arms, like

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robotic arms. His skin is yellow, he is got blue, long flowing

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hair of Fu Manchou mustache, and
he is fit for the gods. You

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know. It's one of those things
where he's Mojo to the sequel Mojo,

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of course, we know is a
big, large, spineless one. As

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they say, he is in a
mechanical thing. He has no spine so

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he can't stand up. So this
is the standing version of Mojo, and

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apparently he is fit af Oh yeah, and I need those like metallic pants

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in my wardrobe, please yes.
Dazzler. On the other hand, just

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to comment on what she is wearing. If y'all recall the X Men arcade

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game and her outfit that game,
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The blue with the headband that's read
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Yes, she is in her Dazzler
eighties glory outfit. Yes, the outback

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look. And you know one thing
I want to say about Mojo to the

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sequel. To me, he's very
evocative of like if Mojo and mister Sinister

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had like a clone baby m Yeah, you know what I mean, absolutely,

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especially her attitude and everything. I
wonder if he is a clone thing

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to mister Sinister, we should revisit
that. So all the Marvel artists that

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are listening and writers, there you
go. There's a little pity is that

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it happens. Chandler, if you
say, thinks that when they happen.

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and I can't wait for that moment. So yeah, we learn that

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Dazzler is working with Mojo to the
sequel because he is vowed to take down

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Mojo himself and overcome the ratings needed
to be the leader of Mojo World.

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Because that we learned that with the
ratings you have the power. So shout

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out to and DECENTI for knowing all
this ahead of time. First you get

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the ratings, then you get the
power, then you get the women.

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But I was at Scarface sure,
or Godfather or something, I don't know

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something. You know what, though, Like it's kind of true in today's

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day and age, if you have
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notice. And if you have large
numbers, a lot of the times,

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like they don't even investigate. They're
all like, well, if this person

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is obviously popular and reputable, therefore
they have clout enough to be given a

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job or given an opportunity. In
the age of social media, ratings do

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matter? I agree, and again
props to Innocente for forecasting all of this.

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Innocent to you, by the way, was on the podcast back and

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I want to say episode forty three
or forty four, So go back and

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listen to her her episode where we
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reluctantly agrees to help Mojo to the
sequel. And then we cut to an

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arena where we see the X Men
versus the x Men again with our special

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guests the X Men, and it
is quite a flash page we see.

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So this is a full page of
Lila, Gambit, Rogue Beast, Jubilee,

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Wolverine, siloc and Cyclops and they're
on like a trippy yellow brick road

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fighting each other. Yeah, so
this Mojo verse arena is modeled after The

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Wizard of Oz by Frank L.
Baum, like the movie starting Julie Garland

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and all that, except it's deadly
and everybody's killing each other. This particular

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splash page is so very exciting because, like with Rogue, you can see

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that she is bound. Her arms
and wrists are encased in metal. Her

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mouth is covered in metal, so
she can't kiss in anybody. Does Jubilee

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have wings? Over the Jubilee,
Gambit, Lila, and Silac all have

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wings like the evil winged monkeys,
I think is what this is running.

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So if you have wings, and
that means that you are possessed by Mojo,

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right, or just means that you're
on another team. You're on another

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team. They're all possessed by Mojo
except for Beast, and Beast cannot talk.

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He's stuck to sounding like a cart
too, and for instance, his

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his words say rousy rethid ractors instead
of lousy method actors, so he cannot

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speak his normal erudite language. He
is stuck to this beastly cartoon language.

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I actually had this comic in my
original long box childhood collection. And back

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in the childhood years, I used
to non read the comics, meaning like,

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you know, who cares about the
words, about the photos and the

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pictures and the story of the Vocket
of Art. I always thought that Lila

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Cheney was like another Jubilee. Yes, like Jubilee clone. Yeah, well,

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because she's got the short kind of
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And she also wears sunglasses just like
Jubilee. So yeah, she could

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very well to a child, look
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she is fighting with long Shot,
and long Shot for some reason,

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also is not mind controlled. I
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And actually no, it's because he
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he, you know, was already
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Beast are the only ones of their
right mind. And Professor Xavier, which

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we'll get into later. So he's
trying to tell Lila, like, calm

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down, girl, we're friends,
we don't need to fight. You know,

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you're you're playing into Mojo's story.
You know you can't give him what

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he wants. And poor Lilah,
she gets whacked, thrown right into a

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tree. Meanwhile, Siloc has Cyclops
in a chokehold, but Professor Xavier chimes

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in and he says, open your
mind to me. And she's trying.

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She's got a lot of beads of
sweat on her forehead, but she's trying

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to let him break through. Yes, Cyclops is like trying to what Betsy

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kil Before we turn the page,
we have our very Next. It is

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I had them all, every single
one of these. Oh my god,

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they were so so beautiful. This
is before Marvel Masterpiece, but it

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still was in the era of top
like card collecting Jess. When you thought

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each in a different color for foil, this set is awesome. Wow,

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now that you know how cool these
cards are. The last thing you need

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is for some kid from down the
street to beat you to them. Be

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bigger, be better, be first. And the kids in this ad are

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like a gag. They're thrilled.
I want to be that middle child.

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Yes, they're looking at the Spider
Man card all blown up as if it's

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projected on a wall, and they
are literally in shock about how cool this

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is. Oh yeah, I think
Spider Man definitely was one of the best

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from that set. But I can
see in the backroom deal set Thanos,

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Captain America and Silver Surfer, which
we're all great too. Yes, now

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I don't know about these foil variants. I'm sorry, color foil and hologram

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versions from this set. I only
know the traditional cards. So now I'm

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going to go on a hunt.
I need to find out what these cards

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are. It has been decided let's
do it road trip. So back with

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the story. Cyclops is like,
you're an adult, Betsy, do what

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you think is right. I don't
know where this line is coming from,

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but Mojo is like, off author, what's going on with this dialog?

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Oh wait, it's me. I'm
the I'm the author, and Earth's Maarius

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mutants are reciting every line as I've
scripted it. Oh the pressure. What

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to do for an encore m Perhaps
you could perform a lobotomy on yourself,

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sire, I'll fetch the butter knife. That's Major Domo, his like right

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hand man, who of course hates
Mojo, but he works for him.

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Anyways, that was like my favorite
line. Yes, we'll keep reading the

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Mojo lines because they're so juicy and
you love him? What and deny my

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captive audience a chance to provide it
unsolidacitic review of work in progress? So

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Chip, what do you think?
Professor Xavier cannot speak? Everyone's a critic.

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Just remember it could be worse.
I could have scripted you onto the

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set. Instead, you have a
front row seat as your students destroy themselves

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using your powers honed and through your
teachings. He ha, gotta love the

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irony. Oh, and Professor is
thinking to himself, mocked me while you

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have the opportunity, Mojo, I
must work through the pain, must protect

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my XPN. Mojo always is so
like gregarious and Shakespeare into me. Am

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I right? Does he emote that
to you? Yeah? For sure?

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Yeah, he's an actor on all
levels, no matter who he is speaking

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to. Yeah, and I gotta
I gotta mention the art here where he's

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saying, oh wait, I am
the author and just his aunt's playling.

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Oh, it's just so dramatic.
I love it. Yes, when we

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get that Jim Lee nineties thing where
half of Mojo's face is then covered by

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Professor's other half of his face,
I feel like we see that a lot

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in the nineties, So I love
this moment elsewhere in Mojo Square Garden instead

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of Madison Square Garden. Ha ha
ha ha. See we see dazz Oh

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wait, I got it now.
No, I love it. I can't

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to laugh at it. I love
dad jokes. Oh that was good.

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Okay, okay, I got it
out. We can good. So we

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see Dazzler and Mojo too, sorry
Mojo too the sequel um and they the

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sequel Yes, so yes, he
is confessing to Dazzler that he just wants

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to help those less fortunate, and
she is like not having any of his

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ship. He's just like yeah right
as she looks over her shoulder. I

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also love that she has this kind
of like war paint on her face in

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this Mojo verse world when she moved, when she moved there, whatever,

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when she was ended up there.
She adopted this kind of stripe over her

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left eye and then kind of a
mark under her right. Well, it's

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not consistent because she didn't have that
in the opening scene. You're right,

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she didn't, or maybe she added
it just now going into battle. Maybe

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this is the first appearance of her
Mojo Verse warpaint, so I'd be curious.

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I have to look back on future
issues. So we're back with the

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X men. Psiloc is trying to
work cyclops as advisor off. She's able

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to rip it off of his head
through Professor Xavier's motion. So Professor has

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like commandeered Psiloc's head and body,
and she rips off his visor so that

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his optic beams can zact the booth
where Mojo is. Oh isn't this exciting?

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The actions so lifelike, you can
almost feel the heat. And the

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trick about this is is that he
actually lyned the control booth with Mojo.

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Oum yes, trademarks. Trademark by
the way, TM, I'm guessing it's

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like vibranium, but or adam antium
or any of the any of the ems

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of the Marble Metal Verse. So
yes, Mojoe eum okay, so Professor

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has to work around that. So
through Silox's body, he then pivots Cyclops's

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visor full blast at Rogue and it
blasts her restraints off, so the ones

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on her mouth and her hands break
off, and it busts her through the

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dome ceiling that they are fighting in, and she goes end up going into

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space. Well, not only does
she end up going into space, but

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she ends up becoming visible to outside
of the dome, which actually is a

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huge giant arena filled with spectators that
are just bloodthirsty for the destruction of the

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X Men. And she's looking her
around and she's all like, that blast

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knocked me cleaned away from Joe's influence. But if I attack again, get

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too close, how could I be
certain I won't become his little circus befomer

403
00:32:07.839 --> 00:32:13.359
again? And then they're all saying, log broadcast Mojoe? What does that

404
00:32:13.400 --> 00:32:16.880
mean? Long live Mojoe? But
life is the broadcast, so they want,

405
00:32:16.960 --> 00:32:24.079
oh, I love it long to
broadcast to Mojoe. Rogue is hesitant

406
00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:30.759
to go back in, but Betsy, commandeered again by Professor, is using

407
00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:34.880
her psychic abilities to go into Rogue's
mind, and this art of her face,

408
00:32:35.319 --> 00:32:37.000
it's so good. This is like
prime Jim Lee stuff, like he

409
00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:43.319
obviously is amazing, but I felt
like he drew rogue so well, oh

410
00:32:43.400 --> 00:32:46.920
yeah, and I love the butterfly
effect right there, m because you know

411
00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:52.440
that's pure psiloc. It's gorgeous.
Yes, So they instruct her on what

412
00:32:52.559 --> 00:32:54.559
she needs to do next, and
she goes, I got it, and

413
00:32:54.559 --> 00:32:59.519
she goes charging back into the arena. But then we cut to Meanwhile,

414
00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:06.640
we see Dazzler and Mojo to the
sequel crawling underneath the arena yep, and

415
00:33:06.680 --> 00:33:10.400
they are going up against a whole
bunch of robotic bad guys miscellaneous bad guy

416
00:33:10.480 --> 00:33:19.359
one bad Robot number two to damn
slaps wet and yeah, because you know

417
00:33:19.400 --> 00:33:22.920
it's dark underneath. Luckily, Dazzler's
lightpowers lights up everything, so it's very

418
00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:29.960
very bright as she was. That's
everybody. Mojo to the Sequel and Dazzler

419
00:33:30.000 --> 00:33:34.160
as they're going through this, they
really want to make sure that their victory

420
00:33:34.480 --> 00:33:37.519
over Mojo is broadcasted. So Mojo
too, the sequel says, well,

421
00:33:37.599 --> 00:33:43.559
you and I battle his dog soldiers. My loyal key grips are attaching a

422
00:33:43.640 --> 00:33:50.759
piggyback signal onto Mojo's own. The
spined people will revolt if they believe they

423
00:33:50.839 --> 00:33:55.000
have half a chance. So that's
a key point, you guys, because

424
00:33:55.039 --> 00:34:00.720
the whole plot with this is to
allow the people to revolt. The spine

425
00:34:00.759 --> 00:34:05.000
people, of course, being long
shots race, that alien race that was

426
00:34:05.079 --> 00:34:08.559
created for the spineless ones to act
as slaves. That's what they mean by

427
00:34:08.559 --> 00:34:14.559
the spine one, So they want
them to revolt. My favorite thing about

428
00:34:14.599 --> 00:34:19.360
this line is the fact that he
calls his henchmen he grips. Yeah,

429
00:34:19.400 --> 00:34:24.679
which you know, in Hollywood terms, they are set people. It's so

430
00:34:24.840 --> 00:34:29.800
cool. Yeah, the mojovers.
Noah, I'm going to send my key

431
00:34:29.800 --> 00:34:37.400
grips after them. So, because
Psiloc and Cyclops are going off script because

432
00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:40.639
they're freeing rogue and they're doing things
that are not a part of this broadcast,

433
00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:45.239
Gambit, who is still under control, wax them with his bow staff

434
00:34:45.320 --> 00:34:50.920
and knocks him out, and Cyclops
it's like Gambit no, and then Jubilees

435
00:34:51.000 --> 00:34:54.239
thinking to herself, Gambit attacked before
the Professor could clear the Cajun's mind.

436
00:34:54.599 --> 00:34:58.880
Let's see if I could bring the
old Wolfster back to Earth, and then

437
00:34:58.880 --> 00:35:01.199
Wolverine's just like, oh no,
please stay back, But Jubilee is running

438
00:35:01.280 --> 00:35:06.800
right towards him, blasting her fireworks
powers, which kind of stunts him,

439
00:35:07.400 --> 00:35:12.480
and she says Ah is a whittle
old, frady cat, scared of a

440
00:35:12.880 --> 00:35:16.400
girl. Just for a little clarification, Wolverine is, of course reduced to

441
00:35:16.440 --> 00:35:21.960
a scared version of Wolverine. He's
obviously so brave in all of his comics,

442
00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:24.000
but when he's on Mojo Verse,
he's a scared witt old kitty.

443
00:35:24.480 --> 00:35:29.599
And he says, I ain't never
back down to a skirt and no one,

444
00:35:29.960 --> 00:35:35.000
no one calls Wolverine a frady cat, at least not twice anyways,

445
00:35:35.519 --> 00:35:39.400
And he comes jumping at Jubilee with
a snick. Yeah, but it's okay

446
00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:44.320
because he did come back to his
senses, and he went right flying into

447
00:35:44.440 --> 00:35:52.639
Mojo's sanctuary, screaming Mojo scribed yes, and he has caused more damage to

448
00:35:52.719 --> 00:35:59.679
the Mojonium, a shell that is
protecting Mojo. Mojo walking off the set

449
00:35:59.719 --> 00:36:04.599
in the middle of a performance.
I'm afraid not Miss Cheney. By the

450
00:36:04.639 --> 00:36:08.639
way, that's a typo. It's
supposed to be Miss Chaney, but it's

451
00:36:08.679 --> 00:36:14.159
Miss Channey. Oh you're right,
Do I get a no price? This

452
00:36:14.239 --> 00:36:17.840
is not Cheney change. Is it
with an e not an a. It's

453
00:36:17.880 --> 00:36:22.599
with an e? Yes, correct, that's the correct spelling with an a.

454
00:36:22.400 --> 00:36:27.599
Yes. Oh the digital verse yours
is an e yes, Mine is

455
00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:35.079
an e. Oh. Okay uh, Marvel Unlimited just heads up, you

456
00:36:35.119 --> 00:36:39.320
know left. Yes, So he
says, have your people called my people,

457
00:36:39.320 --> 00:36:45.800
Wolverine, we'll do lunch to what
she says, sooner than you think,

458
00:36:45.960 --> 00:36:51.599
Bob and siloc that's her cue,
she says. Now rogue. Oh,

459
00:36:51.639 --> 00:36:54.000
she comes crashing in because she was, you know, in orbit basically,

460
00:36:54.039 --> 00:36:58.760
and she has used the speed of
just flying into Earth and she's able

461
00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:06.960
to crack through Moji mojonium trademarked shell
due to Cyclops and Wolverine weakening the shell.

462
00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:10.519
On the streets outside, a commotion
starts happening, and the people start

463
00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:15.840
seeing what's going on, and one
of them starts saying, zas vid It

464
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:21.480
is, as the pirate programmer vowed, the spineless Mojo is vulnerable at last.

465
00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:24.320
Meanwhile, on the streets outside,
a big commotion is starting up because

466
00:37:24.360 --> 00:37:30.280
everybody is catching on that Mojo is
being attacked and could be defeated. And

467
00:37:30.400 --> 00:37:35.960
one of the guys who has a
mustache and this weird laurel flowing Thori hair

468
00:37:36.519 --> 00:37:40.559
with a purple striped I don't know, turtleneck thing. I don't know.

469
00:37:40.639 --> 00:37:44.840
Actually, you know what, I
kind of like it, kind of like

470
00:37:44.920 --> 00:37:46.960
this look, okay, And it
was weird. It was weird to me

471
00:37:47.000 --> 00:37:51.840
out for a second, but it
grew on me. Lorel hair on the

472
00:37:51.880 --> 00:37:55.239
streets outside, he says, zas
vid it is as the Pirate programmer vowed,

473
00:37:55.440 --> 00:38:00.400
the spineless Mojo is vulnerable at last, But is it enough? Has

474
00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:06.440
Mojo fallen? But your guy is
way cooler. Oh? Yes, he's

475
00:38:06.480 --> 00:38:14.840
got like mohawk with two rat tail
braids coming down his shoulders. You know

476
00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:16.599
a look, it is a look. I think we need to put up

477
00:38:16.679 --> 00:38:22.360
a Luke vote on social media.
Ed say who who would you not?

478
00:38:22.400 --> 00:38:24.719
Who would you rather? And say, like, you know which look is

479
00:38:24.760 --> 00:38:30.639
better? M you know, orange
shirky or purple shirt guy? Yes?

480
00:38:30.559 --> 00:38:35.519
And if if you want to vote
on this poll, be sure to follow

481
00:38:35.679 --> 00:38:40.679
x Reid's podcast on all social media
platforms. Yes, when they are watching

482
00:38:40.719 --> 00:38:46.440
this TV all in awe there with
bated breath, waiting to see if Mojo's

483
00:38:46.480 --> 00:38:55.880
defeated, But for not because ha
ha pathetic fools. We're all your top

484
00:38:55.920 --> 00:39:00.199
billing and star treatment. You are
a little more than extras and the big

485
00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:05.719
picture I made you the mega media
stars my X Men, and I can

486
00:39:05.760 --> 00:39:10.159
have you canceled just as easily.
And this is the big Ursula moment at

487
00:39:10.159 --> 00:39:15.000
the end of The Little Mermaid when
she becomes supersized and has it tried it

488
00:39:15.320 --> 00:39:19.679
and is about to kill everything.
But guess who is on the bottom of

489
00:39:19.719 --> 00:39:25.679
this giant photo of Mojo. It
is Rogue and she has got cakes.

490
00:39:27.199 --> 00:39:31.039
Yes, this is X Men,
the animated series, when she's going up

491
00:39:31.079 --> 00:39:42.880
against Apocalypse Apocalypse Booty jim Ley the
inspiration for it. Obviously she got cakes.

492
00:39:44.159 --> 00:39:50.679
So yeah, outside, the spined
ones are scared, but they are

493
00:39:50.719 --> 00:39:57.679
still willing to revolt because you know, for better they die free than continue

494
00:39:57.679 --> 00:40:00.880
a life of the Spineless Monster as
their slaves. So they go two of

495
00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:07.239
the Garden and Mojo is like,
oh, maybe I should have stuck to

496
00:40:07.320 --> 00:40:14.159
Brady Bunch reruns. Maybe you should
have and Dazzler comes bursting into the scene.

497
00:40:15.199 --> 00:40:21.199
I cannot not mention the Brady Bunch
story that I just had coincidentally,

498
00:40:21.599 --> 00:40:24.320
what's that? It's synchronicity. I
haven't thought about The Brady Bunch in like

499
00:40:24.360 --> 00:40:30.360
a goa jillion years. But I
went with my friend Holland, who is

500
00:40:30.480 --> 00:40:37.679
actually plug our terror reader for the
Uncanny Experience. We were walking around Studio

501
00:40:37.800 --> 00:40:40.119
City, you know, doing the
dog walk thing, and I looked to

502
00:40:40.199 --> 00:40:45.760
the left and I was like,
oh, hey, that's the Brady Bunch

503
00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:50.840
house. It's totally in Studio City. It just like right there. Walked

504
00:40:50.840 --> 00:40:53.000
past it most of the time,
didn't really notice it until then I was

505
00:40:53.119 --> 00:40:58.400
like, yeah, that's really cool. HGTV actually rehabbed it. At the

506
00:40:58.480 --> 00:41:02.599
time it was worth three million dollars, but through that reality show, they

507
00:41:02.639 --> 00:41:07.840
completely refurbished it to look exactly like
the set of The Brady Bunch back in

508
00:41:07.880 --> 00:41:12.679
the day. The exterior is the
same as the set, but the interior

509
00:41:12.840 --> 00:41:17.079
wasn't and the rehab is uncanny.
Yes. Now, the thing about it

510
00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:22.000
is it just went back on the
market. Guess how much it's being sold

511
00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:28.760
for? Ten million? Ten million? Jesus. Okay, let me put

512
00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:32.880
this into perspective. Okay, ten
million is a lot. It started out

513
00:41:32.920 --> 00:41:36.679
as three million, Okay, then
they did the rehab. You can't go

514
00:41:36.800 --> 00:41:42.119
up to ten everything else, I
know, but everything in the house is

515
00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:47.000
like from the seventies. I mean
like it's not modernized furniture. Well,

516
00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:54.039
flawless execution of a TV family home. People might pay for that. Yeah,

517
00:41:54.079 --> 00:41:59.440
well it is priced at five million
dollars. So if you are listening

518
00:41:59.480 --> 00:42:02.119
to this right now and you have
five million dollars and you are nostalgic for

519
00:42:02.199 --> 00:42:09.000
some classic television starring those Brady Bunch
family, you know what You're in luck

520
00:42:09.199 --> 00:42:15.239
because you have the opportunity to purchase
their home. Incredible. I want to

521
00:42:15.239 --> 00:42:19.440
do it. Actually, I want
to buy it. Just take out the

522
00:42:19.480 --> 00:42:22.800
five million in your bank account goal
buy it. Anyways, back to Dazzler,

523
00:42:23.760 --> 00:42:29.760
Dazzler, and who is your handsome
friend? Oh surely you remember me,

524
00:42:30.119 --> 00:42:34.800
the clone you left on the editing
room floor. Oh yes, the

525
00:42:34.960 --> 00:42:39.719
flawed one. If compassion for all
people as a flaw, guilty as charge.

526
00:42:40.079 --> 00:42:44.920
But there are those on this world
who believe that spines are a virtue.

527
00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:51.280
Guests who comes bursting in one of
the luckiest people on the Mojo Verse

528
00:42:51.400 --> 00:43:00.360
planet universe asteroid. Is it a
dimension, it's a world world at her

529
00:43:00.400 --> 00:43:06.000
start? Oh no, no,
wait, nope, launch shot. He

530
00:43:06.159 --> 00:43:08.039
burst in with his sword and he
says I happen to be one of them

531
00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:13.800
for too long? Have you used
the psychic energies of your spineless couch potatoes,

532
00:43:14.199 --> 00:43:19.000
enhanced by the euphoria of the X
Men exploits to suppress the rights of

533
00:43:19.039 --> 00:43:27.199
my people. It ends here now, and Julie says, believe him,

534
00:43:28.159 --> 00:43:31.440
but I love how she's like between
his legs. In the background it emphasize

535
00:43:31.519 --> 00:43:35.079
like, you know, kind of
like the by the way but beat hand.

536
00:43:37.880 --> 00:43:42.239
Yeah, yeah, I love it. So Ba boom. The wall

537
00:43:42.320 --> 00:43:45.519
goes down and we see a whole
mob of people coming to cancel Mojo.

538
00:43:46.320 --> 00:43:52.039
The yellow season is Ovar and this
guy's got a pitchfork. Oh, look

539
00:43:52.079 --> 00:43:57.000
at the fashion of Mojo verse though, because we don't actually get to see

540
00:43:57.000 --> 00:44:01.840
the fashion that often. But this
is our pure firsthand up clows and personal

541
00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:07.960
look with the people. What do
you see? Well, so our mohawk

542
00:44:07.039 --> 00:44:12.920
with the two rat tails guy he
is wearing like an orange body suit and

543
00:44:13.079 --> 00:44:20.960
next to him is a purple robed
figure, open chested with loincloth like allah

544
00:44:21.000 --> 00:44:25.320
mystique that's teal and comes down over
blue pants. And then we've got somebody

545
00:44:25.360 --> 00:44:31.199
that's wearing like headgear similar to how
Angel and half fuck and everybody put on

546
00:44:31.239 --> 00:44:37.000
their head, and he's wearing an
orange suit and a jacket like gambits over

547
00:44:37.039 --> 00:44:40.559
at holding a staff, and then
all of a sudden, Mojoe he burst

548
00:44:40.599 --> 00:44:47.199
out one of his energy beams with
a crasatte and he says, polease people,

549
00:44:47.760 --> 00:44:52.440
give a fella a chance to clear
out his desk. No, yes,

550
00:44:52.679 --> 00:44:54.039
and he's like zapping down to people, but the long Shot says,

551
00:44:54.199 --> 00:45:00.000
no, never again. Will you
take a life for your own sadistic pleasures

552
00:45:00.199 --> 00:45:05.719
are those of your equally twisted viewers? Yeah, because he actually, with

553
00:45:05.760 --> 00:45:08.599
that energy zapp killed a bunch of
people. I was deadly forced, he

554
00:45:08.719 --> 00:45:15.360
just used. Yeah's lunging at him
and that knife is about to penetrate,

555
00:45:15.440 --> 00:45:20.639
and Mojo's all like, yes,
long Shot, work with me, go

556
00:45:20.800 --> 00:45:27.119
with your feelings. Give them a
finale they can remember, give them me,

557
00:45:30.800 --> 00:45:35.039
and he does. But does he? I mean, we don't see

558
00:45:35.039 --> 00:45:38.199
a body just smoke. Oh yeah, and Mojo can teleport. I don't

559
00:45:38.239 --> 00:45:43.159
think he's dead. I don't think
he's dead either. Comics you guys.

560
00:45:43.639 --> 00:45:46.559
But you know what, when this
came out, I can imagine that,

561
00:45:46.679 --> 00:45:50.639
you know, me thinking in my
head, this is the final moment for

562
00:45:50.760 --> 00:45:58.199
Mojo, this character, and this
was epic, and this was so huge

563
00:45:58.840 --> 00:46:02.679
and so monuments. Actually, you
know it was very Shakespearean. Yes,

564
00:46:04.400 --> 00:46:07.840
absolutely well, and the people are
now instead of cheering long lived long shot,

565
00:46:07.840 --> 00:46:13.880
they say long air long shot.
Oh my god, I love it.

566
00:46:13.960 --> 00:46:16.960
I didn't catch that the first time
around for some reason. I love

567
00:46:17.159 --> 00:46:24.960
Mojo versus Lingo Lingo. It is. Oh. And then Dazzler goes in

568
00:46:25.039 --> 00:46:30.280
for the kiss. You did it, We did it to make this world

569
00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:35.760
a better place. Oh okay,
now this this is the moment we've all

570
00:46:35.800 --> 00:46:39.039
been waiting for, you guys,
because the tea is about to be spilled.

571
00:46:39.079 --> 00:46:43.159
Are you ready? I want some
sugar with your tea? Do you

572
00:46:43.239 --> 00:46:46.400
got some of those little tea cookies? Bring it on hand? I'm ready?

573
00:46:47.079 --> 00:46:53.800
Okay, Because Professor Charles Xavier chimes
in and he says, just in

574
00:46:53.840 --> 00:46:59.559
time, it would seem for what
greater gift could two parents give to the

575
00:46:59.719 --> 00:47:07.760
un born child? I sense with
an Allison, Yes, secrets. You

576
00:47:07.800 --> 00:47:12.719
know, I think they should have
the choice if they want to mention that

577
00:47:13.159 --> 00:47:17.199
you know they're gonna have a baby. Oh oh crap, oh man,

578
00:47:17.400 --> 00:47:22.920
Chandler, damn it, did you
just give me a Zach Morris's trash moment,

579
00:47:22.280 --> 00:47:28.400
ah crap, because you know,
I mean, at the age that

580
00:47:28.480 --> 00:47:31.239
we're at, we've have peers that
you know, family that had children and

581
00:47:31.280 --> 00:47:35.239
stuff like that, and we know
the etiquette. The etiquette is you are

582
00:47:35.360 --> 00:47:38.719
not supposed to say anything if you
know, you keep it in. It

583
00:47:38.840 --> 00:47:45.280
is their news to tell and that's
the end of that. But Nope,

584
00:47:45.280 --> 00:47:50.920
not Charles Xavier. He just goes
in gets that information in, blabs blabs

585
00:47:51.000 --> 00:47:53.159
blabs rude. But you know,
they do look at each other with a

586
00:47:53.159 --> 00:47:58.039
little heart over Dazzler's head, which
I think is super cute. Yeah,

587
00:47:58.039 --> 00:48:00.000
it is cute, and they have
a loving moment. It's very tender.

588
00:48:01.360 --> 00:48:07.920
But then Dazzler turns over to the
sequel of Mojo and puts her finger right

589
00:48:07.960 --> 00:48:12.039
in his chest and says, as
we're going to be raising a kid,

590
00:48:12.559 --> 00:48:17.480
it'll be up to you to rule
this planet fairly. Mmm. I would

591
00:48:17.519 --> 00:48:22.159
not have it any other way,
he says. And Lila, Silac and

592
00:48:22.320 --> 00:48:24.880
Rogue all decide that it's time to
celebrate. You know, Lila can easily

593
00:48:24.920 --> 00:48:28.920
teleport them all the way, but
you know they want to stay with Dazzler.

594
00:48:29.039 --> 00:48:30.679
You know, she's a former teammate. They need to celebrate this news,

595
00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:36.679
so they decide to stay. But
Jubilee, she's not feeling it.

596
00:48:37.480 --> 00:48:39.679
Yeah, she's kind of like,
you know, sneaking off. She's saying

597
00:48:39.679 --> 00:48:44.400
to herself. Maybe it's an age
thing, but I don't get it.

598
00:48:45.119 --> 00:48:47.920
Ratings mean power on this world,
and we just gave whoever is in charge

599
00:48:49.360 --> 00:48:54.519
higher numbers in the last episode of
Cosby. So if we won, do

600
00:48:54.599 --> 00:49:00.280
I feel like we're still being rubed? Mmm? Ooh? And then we

601
00:49:01.800 --> 00:49:07.800
that is that is a slangy word
I haven't heard in a while, No

602
00:49:07.000 --> 00:49:14.159
kidding. We get this incredible double
page spread of Jim Lee art and this

603
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is his farewell issue. As you
told me earlier today, this is the

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last issue that Jim Lee did for
X Men before he went to Image,

605
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So I think this is his like
farewell. Like I love the X Men,

606
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I'm going to give them this last
splash page before I go. And

607
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it's so beautiful. Oh, this
is seared into my memory as an iconic

608
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piece of art that I will never
forget. So we have all the characters

609
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looking super stoic super hero posed,
except for Jubilee, who's seated on the

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ground with soda in her mouth and
popcorn, which I absolutely love that.

611
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And her glasses are pink, by
the way, unlike the cover, which

612
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are green. They're pink on the
popcorn, it says homage pop Okay,

613
00:50:00.280 --> 00:50:05.280
yeah, I want to read through
this because it brings up an interesting topic.

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Psiloc in response to Jubilee saying why
do I feel like we're still being

615
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rude? She says the child is
a point. Jubilee says, thanks,

616
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and who are you calling a child? How do we know we're not still

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being manipulated, to which Cyclops replies, we don't here or in the real

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world. There are no guarantees in
life people, and Beast says there comes

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a time between life and death when
all men stop to catch their breath.

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We ask the stars why we question
our lot? The heavens open wide.

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In reply, why not, Yeats
says Wolverine. Nope, Beast and Dazzler

622
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and long Shot are in the corner. Long SHOT's got a hand on her

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belly, and Dazzler says, shatters
are You've got to be kidding? Okay,

624
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Now, there is a lot going
on in this Okay, because first

625
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off, now this whole page has
me thinking, are we all trapped in

626
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a simulation? Have you heard of
the simulation theory? Chandler? Oh sure,

627
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I mean matrix, etc. But
yes, are we in a simulation?

628
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I don't know. I don't think
so, I don't know. I

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mean sometimes I think so, who
knows. What strikes me about this image

630
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is that I noticed that Gambit's arms
are bare when he rolls up his sleeves

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of his jacket, and it makes
me think that his pink armor underneath is

632
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like a tank top. Oh my
god, here I am having an existential

633
00:51:46.719 --> 00:51:52.679
crisis and you're worried about Gambit's bare
arm. Yes, I don't think that's

634
00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:55.679
how it's uniform works. That could
just be a coloring thing. But that's

635
00:51:55.719 --> 00:52:00.239
what really stands out to me,
existential crisis about living in a simulation.

636
00:52:00.320 --> 00:52:06.880
I don't think about that kind of
stuff. Okay, fine, let's get

637
00:52:06.880 --> 00:52:09.519
on to the other news in here. And that's the fact that there is

638
00:52:09.519 --> 00:52:15.000
a name for this baby. Yeah, it is written there, Shatterstar.

639
00:52:15.599 --> 00:52:20.360
Yes, tell me what you know
about this so easter Egg. Yeah.

640
00:52:20.400 --> 00:52:24.119
So this whole thing is a big
mess, obviously, because so she is

641
00:52:24.559 --> 00:52:30.559
allegedly pregnant with Shatterstar, at this
time in comics history, Shatterstar is a

642
00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:37.079
full grown adult on X Force in
the comics, so you're thinking to yourself,

643
00:52:37.079 --> 00:52:43.880
how did this happen? And then
this is like I don't even know

644
00:52:43.880 --> 00:52:49.320
where to begin with this. So
she comes back to Earth, she doesn't

645
00:52:49.360 --> 00:52:53.800
remember that she's pregnant, and then
she never has a baby. So at

646
00:52:53.880 --> 00:53:00.760
some point she must have given birth
on Mojo Verse and then through the process

647
00:53:00.800 --> 00:53:06.679
of going to Earth forgot. And
what we learned in this long Shot Shatterstar

648
00:53:06.880 --> 00:53:13.480
series is that long Shot of course
is the father, but that Shatterstar is

649
00:53:13.519 --> 00:53:19.119
in fact the father of long Shot
because he went back in time to Mojo

650
00:53:19.239 --> 00:53:23.559
World before long Shot was created,
and through a DNA sample of Shatterstar,

651
00:53:23.840 --> 00:53:30.760
they created long Shot in the Race
of spined Ones, and then long Shot

652
00:53:30.760 --> 00:53:32.599
then obviously went on to live,
fall in love with Dazzler, and have

653
00:53:32.679 --> 00:53:37.559
a baby, which is Shatterstar.
So they're cut. They're stuck in the

654
00:53:37.599 --> 00:53:43.079
time loop, like Shatterstar must go
back in time in order to get his

655
00:53:43.159 --> 00:53:45.400
DNA taken otherwise his father won't be
bored. And I feel like it's back

656
00:53:45.400 --> 00:53:51.239
to the future all over again.
Well, it is also Fry from future

657
00:53:51.360 --> 00:54:00.000
rama because Philip J. Fry was
also bored through time travel time travelery.

658
00:54:00.400 --> 00:54:06.639
It's like Tom Foolery, except time
travelery. And on top of all this,

659
00:54:06.880 --> 00:54:09.039
you know, we brought this up
to Fabi Nissa when he was on

660
00:54:09.039 --> 00:54:14.920
our show the first time. We
asked him the question what do you think

661
00:54:14.960 --> 00:54:20.079
about Shatterstar being the son and the
father of long Shot? And he was

662
00:54:20.119 --> 00:54:22.880
so baffled that he didn't know that
this had happened, And his response was

663
00:54:22.920 --> 00:54:30.079
pretty hilarious. Oh cool, I'll
play the clip. Did you intend Shatterstar

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00:54:30.199 --> 00:54:34.280
to be the son and father of
long Shot? No? I don't think

665
00:54:34.320 --> 00:54:37.400
I did. No, I don't, And I don't think robbed it either.

666
00:54:38.840 --> 00:54:44.760
I only got really kind of sketchy, sketchy, sketchy character bios on

667
00:54:44.800 --> 00:54:53.320
the characters themselves, and Shatterstar was
pretty sketchy. So there was nothing that

668
00:54:53.440 --> 00:54:58.719
I remember that said he was gonna
be that. I don't think I did

669
00:54:58.760 --> 00:55:02.400
any of that. Most I got
into Shatterstar with those horrific, awful Shattershot

670
00:55:02.480 --> 00:55:07.280
annuals that I did, um and
and and I don't even remember that I

671
00:55:07.320 --> 00:55:09.920
didn't say that about him, then? Did I? Did I say that

672
00:55:09.960 --> 00:55:14.400
he was long Shots. No,
no, no, that came out.

673
00:55:14.679 --> 00:55:19.440
That came out later on. It
just uh, is he is he long

674
00:55:19.519 --> 00:55:22.559
Yeah? He is. He's a
clone. Long Shot is a clone of

675
00:55:22.599 --> 00:55:30.239
Shatterstar, who time traveled to I
think Mojo World beforehand. Okay, Shatterstar

676
00:55:30.360 --> 00:55:34.639
was born after yeah, years after
a long Shot. Yeah, yeah,

677
00:55:34.679 --> 00:55:38.000
but I guess in in in the
current storyline, he then went back in

678
00:55:38.079 --> 00:55:44.440
time before long Shot was created,
and then they took his DNA made long

679
00:55:44.480 --> 00:55:51.239
Shot and then a long Shot and
Dazzler had Shatterstar. So long Shot and

680
00:55:51.320 --> 00:55:58.960
Dazzler or Shatterstar's parents. Yes,
that makes no sense. Okay, you

681
00:55:59.039 --> 00:56:02.519
have to understand. I quit X
Men with issue number forty five. I

682
00:56:02.559 --> 00:56:07.840
don't think I read an issue of
X Men until Terry Cavanaugh asked me to

683
00:56:07.880 --> 00:56:13.280
script over Alan Davis's a couple of
Alan Davis issues like ten years later and

684
00:56:13.400 --> 00:56:16.159
eight years later, I hadn't read
anything, And after I scripted those issues,

685
00:56:16.400 --> 00:56:22.119
I didn't read anything again for another
ten years. I don't, you

686
00:56:22.159 --> 00:56:24.079
know, I just I don't know. It's it's not it's not a family

687
00:56:24.119 --> 00:56:30.199
of titles that I've had a particular
vested interest in follow, and yet I've

688
00:56:30.239 --> 00:56:36.800
sporadically read trade paperbacks from multiple different
errors over the last twenty you know,

689
00:56:36.840 --> 00:56:40.760
twenty twenty five years. I've read
some of the current stuff too, the

690
00:56:40.840 --> 00:56:45.920
Hickman stuff when it first launched,
and then a couple of sporadic trade paperbacks.

691
00:56:45.159 --> 00:56:51.159
Unless I'm unless I'm being tasked to
write something that requires me to have

692
00:56:51.559 --> 00:56:55.320
an idea of the current con regular
ongoing basis. Yeah, that's it's so

693
00:56:55.360 --> 00:56:59.360
hard to follow. I've been I
was out of comics for over ten years,

694
00:57:00.280 --> 00:57:04.159
so I hear what it's like to
to to be out of it and

695
00:57:04.159 --> 00:57:07.079
not know what's going on. But
let's watching general It's like watching General Hospital.

696
00:57:07.599 --> 00:57:15.280
You haven't watched what the hell?
And that's the issue. But before

697
00:57:15.280 --> 00:57:21.679
we get to the end of the
issue, we have our very last It

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00:57:21.960 --> 00:57:27.719
is the Konami X Men Arcade Machine
advertisement. So we love this. Of

699
00:57:27.760 --> 00:57:31.079
course, we love the arcade Machine. You've seen us gush about it,

700
00:57:31.079 --> 00:57:37.360
You've seen us play it at arcades
when we have our podcast birthdays. Everybody

701
00:57:37.400 --> 00:57:39.679
loves this game. We actually mentioned
earlier in Dazzler's outfit as she's from the

702
00:57:39.760 --> 00:57:45.559
Arcade Machine. This machine, I
think made a lot of X Men fans

703
00:57:45.719 --> 00:57:52.079
Oh yeah, We're obsessed and this
game will be playable at the Uncanny Experience.

704
00:57:52.400 --> 00:57:55.800
Oh, we are going to have
an arcade inside the mansion called the

705
00:57:55.880 --> 00:58:00.840
Jubilatian Station. So if you want
to play, uh, the X Men

706
00:58:01.760 --> 00:58:06.920
game, come on down. Yeah. And I want to know who is

707
00:58:06.920 --> 00:58:09.679
your main Chris, who who do
you play on this game? Oh?

708
00:58:09.719 --> 00:58:13.719
It switches all the time. I
mean right now in my life, I

709
00:58:13.760 --> 00:58:19.440
feel like I'm back to Storm.
Mostly it's Storm, you know. Sometimes

710
00:58:19.440 --> 00:58:23.360
I like to dabble with the Dazzler
M a little little Nightcrawler action jump and

711
00:58:23.440 --> 00:58:29.960
he jump. Yes, but but
Storm is just so regal, and she's

712
00:58:30.000 --> 00:58:36.719
wearing the black bathing suit. Ye, so beautiful. Oh yes, yes,

713
00:58:36.760 --> 00:58:40.679
I'm a Nightcrawler main he I typically
always love to play Nightcrawler, but

714
00:58:40.760 --> 00:58:45.079
now that you know I have the
machine myself, I like to play all

715
00:58:45.119 --> 00:58:46.639
the characters because I don't have to
put a quarter in, I could just

716
00:58:46.679 --> 00:58:50.800
do whatever I want. Well,
this was a fun issue, and I'm

717
00:58:50.800 --> 00:58:54.559
really glad we got to gush about
Mojo and just kind of get the get

718
00:58:54.599 --> 00:58:58.760
the show, and you know,
to just you and I. It's really

719
00:58:58.760 --> 00:59:00.440
fun to just to just have a
episode with just you, Chris, because

720
00:59:00.440 --> 00:59:05.559
we have all sorts of fabulous guests
and we have more coming guys. By

721
00:59:05.559 --> 00:59:08.199
the way, we have more that
have reached out or that have agreed to

722
00:59:08.199 --> 00:59:13.840
be on the show, So stay
tuned for future guest announcements. And yeah,

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00:59:13.840 --> 00:59:16.480
this was a lot of fun.
I had such a blast. And

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00:59:16.559 --> 00:59:20.639
if you haven't checked it out yet, be sure to go to the Uncanny

725
00:59:20.639 --> 00:59:27.000
Experience dot com and get your ticket
for the X Men Fandom Immersive Convention Event

726
00:59:27.199 --> 00:59:31.719
of the Millennium. You are going
to be transported into the world of the

727
00:59:32.000 --> 00:59:37.639
X Men, where you will become
a mutant student at Xavier's. There's going

728
00:59:37.679 --> 00:59:43.400
to be the Jubilation Station arcade which
I mentioned earlier, the vendor hall,

729
00:59:43.480 --> 00:59:47.880
the celebrities cosplay. You're going to
have a lot of fun. Go to

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the Uncanny Experience dot com and check
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