WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.160 --> 00:00:04.679 Dad's on date. We would like to draw your attention to the fact that 2 00:00:04.719 --> 00:00:08.640 the following content is made up of humorous adult material and is intended for immature 3 00:00:08.839 --> 00:00:34.479 not easily triggered audience. You have been warned. M hey dom yees. 4 00:00:35.399 --> 00:00:40.000 I was told that I see is the easiest word to spell, and looking 5 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:49.920 at it now, I see why I don't get it. Jake, if 6 00:00:49.960 --> 00:01:00.240 you're listening to hell, Jake, text me please a phone friend. I 7 00:01:00.399 --> 00:01:02.679 like it. You know what's fucked up? Is it my brain? I 8 00:01:02.719 --> 00:01:11.040 went, yeah, it's pretty easy. I see. Yeah, Jesus Christ, 9 00:01:11.400 --> 00:01:12.239 all right, we'll get that out of the way. Dazz On de 10 00:01:12.359 --> 00:01:17.680 Quill episode one fifty three. Yeah, one fifty three. Yeah, not 11 00:01:17.719 --> 00:01:19.400 one fifty two again one fifty three. We can double up, No. 12 00:01:19.480 --> 00:01:23.280 One fifty three. I'm known. I'm done. Well, Uh, I 13 00:01:23.280 --> 00:01:27.480 guess. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary to you as well. Happy anniversary, 14 00:01:27.480 --> 00:01:32.560 Aja. When you're listening to Kim he quit asshole trying to better his life. 15 00:01:32.920 --> 00:01:37.799 Fuck that I do. He did call me today, Yeah, and 16 00:01:37.879 --> 00:01:40.359 because he's got a funny story, so I'll save it. Because he's talking 17 00:01:40.359 --> 00:01:42.159 about coming down in August, so maybe he can talk about that. Because 18 00:01:42.159 --> 00:01:49.640 hopefully it'll be resolved about an issue he had with college. Oh yeah, 19 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:53.400 which wasn't his fault. But I'll just leave it at that. Via internet. 20 00:01:55.480 --> 00:01:59.359 Yeah, there's some co ed at you of a eight hours from him 21 00:01:59.680 --> 00:02:04.280 pregnant with his that's true, that's true. He's got that sick ass mustache 22 00:02:04.319 --> 00:02:09.800 lately. So that sweet sweet sweet sweet. But yeah, crazy crazy three 23 00:02:09.879 --> 00:02:20.520 years already. Yeah, three years. We haven't chased a fuck. Uh 24 00:02:20.680 --> 00:02:23.800 No, it's it's fun. It's uh three years. It's crazy to think 25 00:02:23.800 --> 00:02:30.439 about that and all the ship we've been through in the three years personally in 26 00:02:30.520 --> 00:02:36.319 the podcast, outside the podcast, I had one kid, now I'm about 27 00:02:36.319 --> 00:02:38.240 to have three. Yeah. I had one wife, now I'm about to 28 00:02:38.240 --> 00:02:44.639 have three. Yeah yeah, pretty much pretty much second one with multiple persons. 29 00:02:44.680 --> 00:02:53.960 Yes, yeah, yeah, it's the same thing. Yeah, that's 30 00:02:53.960 --> 00:02:58.560 about all I gotta say about that. But no, it's a it's been 31 00:02:58.599 --> 00:03:01.960 fun, like getting to meet the people we've met, and like especially growing 32 00:03:01.960 --> 00:03:05.919 the friendship. Like we always mentioned the Bleach bros On here, getting you 33 00:03:05.919 --> 00:03:09.599 know, mentioning them. We've met tons of podcasts and and have had a 34 00:03:09.639 --> 00:03:14.800 lot of good conversations and very little riffs, but some fun riffs, yes, 35 00:03:15.039 --> 00:03:19.120 but through like the relationship we've gotten to build with the Bleach Bros. 36 00:03:19.159 --> 00:03:23.159 Has been phenomenal. Yeah, and uh, we have a trip planned in 37 00:03:23.199 --> 00:03:27.039 a couple of months. Cannot wait for the football game. It's going to 38 00:03:27.080 --> 00:03:30.960 be a wild fucking are we seeing We're seeing the Cardinals obviously, because yeah, 39 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:36.120 it's the Cowgirls versus the Stanford Cardinal Is that right? Yeah? Yeah, 40 00:03:36.199 --> 00:03:38.960 something like that. Stanford Trees. Yeah, such a weird that's a 41 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:44.879 weird fucking so Stanford and their mascots as a whole, it's such a weird 42 00:03:44.960 --> 00:03:49.439 thing because there's there's like four different ones and you think that they just they 43 00:03:49.560 --> 00:03:53.120 just want to try and stand out because there's some like smaller pro because they're 44 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:57.719 they're enrollments only like eighteen hundred or something. It's it's small. It's small. 45 00:03:57.719 --> 00:04:00.360 It's like private small. Yeah. But but their marching bands like way 46 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:04.840 weird and like all cuckoo. But yeah, uh, it's actually amazing how 47 00:04:04.840 --> 00:04:11.120 good they are at sports and multiple sports like baseball they've been pretty good at 48 00:04:11.639 --> 00:04:14.280 that, Like they made the College World Series this year, not the final 49 00:04:14.319 --> 00:04:18.199 but the final eight teams. Yeah, and football they've been pretty consistent for 50 00:04:18.519 --> 00:04:23.160 shit, the last twenty years, they've been in somewhat of top twenty five 51 00:04:23.240 --> 00:04:26.399 contention. Yeah, and they've put out some really good fucking players. So 52 00:04:26.480 --> 00:04:30.879 it's amazing how small of a school that's such a brains school has put out 53 00:04:30.920 --> 00:04:39.279 some phenomenal sports teams. Yeah. So uh but yeah, yeah, it 54 00:04:39.319 --> 00:04:43.839 wouldn't be mentioned in a three year anniversary without mentioning Crystala bar. He's he's 55 00:04:43.879 --> 00:04:46.199 busy doing his Harley thing, you know, Yeah, I saw that the 56 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:50.480 new Harley. It's just fucking gorgeous. Won some award, Yeah, won 57 00:04:50.560 --> 00:04:55.000 like tenth place out of nine. Yes, whatever car show he was in. 58 00:04:55.199 --> 00:04:59.759 Yeah, yeah, love you Chris. But proud of him. He's 59 00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:02.480 doing his dad thing, he's doing his driving thing, and he's enjoying life. 60 00:05:02.879 --> 00:05:08.079 So it's good to see people succeed that deserve it. I totally agree. 61 00:05:08.120 --> 00:05:11.279 Yeah, And and you know, I mean because it's I think it's 62 00:05:11.319 --> 00:05:15.959 become a taboo thing for dads to root on other dads, like you don't 63 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:20.319 see it. And you know, there's a lot of taboo things out there. 64 00:05:20.360 --> 00:05:24.639 There's a lot of taboo things that are no longer out there, at 65 00:05:24.759 --> 00:05:29.360 least one yep, at least one. A lot of stuff has come and 66 00:05:29.399 --> 00:05:31.959 go a lot of stuff. And it's actually funny to see how much has 67 00:05:32.040 --> 00:05:36.000 changed in the three years in the indie podcast scene of who's come, who's 68 00:05:36.040 --> 00:05:40.839 gone, Like who came after us but then left, and then people that 69 00:05:41.199 --> 00:05:44.279 were a little bit bigger than us when we first started and watch them go, 70 00:05:45.040 --> 00:05:50.000 and queens have risen and fallen quickly yep. Yeah, and then but 71 00:05:50.079 --> 00:05:54.439 the one thing that is consistent is the King. That's true. The King 72 00:05:54.519 --> 00:05:59.639 is consistent. Yeah. But for those listening, thank you for the support 73 00:05:59.680 --> 00:06:01.879 in the three years. It's been it's been fun, and we appreciate all 74 00:06:01.879 --> 00:06:08.199 the shenanigans that that everybody does. Yeah, like that. One of the 75 00:06:08.240 --> 00:06:11.399 things that just reminded me is I think Bward is the one that posted it 76 00:06:11.439 --> 00:06:15.720 in our dad's page. I think yesterday or the day before about he posted 77 00:06:15.720 --> 00:06:18.600 a thing fuck it like let's just argue in the comments, and the thing 78 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:21.839 blew up like like no tomorrow. It was pretty quick. I mean it 79 00:06:21.879 --> 00:06:28.279 was quick. But and the ship in there was so fun because there's inside 80 00:06:28.360 --> 00:06:30.839 jokes in there. Yeah, there's podcast inside jokes in there. Yeah, 81 00:06:31.160 --> 00:06:35.160 it's fun. It's really fun. And you know, you you have you 82 00:06:35.199 --> 00:06:40.959 have the ability to manage your time really well, and so you kind of 83 00:06:40.959 --> 00:06:44.680 get yourself out there a little more than I do, because my life is 84 00:06:44.720 --> 00:06:49.319 a shit show and a half sometimes. And but I I promise to all 85 00:06:49.360 --> 00:06:54.199 the people that are out there, I am here behind the scenes listening and 86 00:06:54.279 --> 00:06:58.920 watching, and I do admire some of you more than I let on. 87 00:06:59.439 --> 00:07:03.680 So yeah, I've definitely had to change, you know, because through work, 88 00:07:03.759 --> 00:07:09.560 we went through a very big exodus of employees in the last three years. 89 00:07:09.720 --> 00:07:12.680 And when we first started, I did have a lot more downtime to 90 00:07:12.720 --> 00:07:17.839 be able to manage certain social media platforms that engage and ye guest and blah 91 00:07:17.920 --> 00:07:21.120 blah blah blah blah, and I just don't have that anymore. And then 92 00:07:21.199 --> 00:07:25.319 now, you know, we have this show and we've had to rearrange with 93 00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:28.920 aj departing, and then I do the side gig with Jake, and it's 94 00:07:28.959 --> 00:07:31.959 like, my weeks are fucking busy. Busy, yeah, busy. On 95 00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:34.839 top of that, you still have your kids and all the things that they're 96 00:07:34.879 --> 00:07:39.319 doing, right, yeah, right, yeah, So it's it's crazy. 97 00:07:39.360 --> 00:07:42.879 But speaking of dad week, what do you got what's going on with you 98 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:46.319 this week, not a whole lot. We're the CASTI took the kids a 99 00:07:46.360 --> 00:07:50.199 little for a little bit this week. We were kind of switching weeks because 100 00:07:50.279 --> 00:07:54.560 this coming week, actually tomorrow, at two o'clock in the morning, we're 101 00:07:54.560 --> 00:07:58.800 going to jump on the road and head to a place called Lake Nasa Mientto, 102 00:08:00.040 --> 00:08:03.240 which is in California next to Paso Roblaze, And uh, it's a 103 00:08:03.279 --> 00:08:07.079 really cool place. We're gonna go for two days and hang out, and 104 00:08:07.079 --> 00:08:09.720 then we're gonna run down to Phoenix and hang out down there with Ryan for 105 00:08:09.800 --> 00:08:15.759 another four days. I kind of got guilt tripped by my kids into doing 106 00:08:16.160 --> 00:08:18.879 a lot more than I wanted to on my week off. But I'm excited 107 00:08:18.959 --> 00:08:24.240 still to get out and kind of have that family time, yeah, you 108 00:08:24.279 --> 00:08:26.120 know, because because I haven't really had a whole lot of time to have 109 00:08:26.160 --> 00:08:31.279 that you know, family break away. Yeah, and not just not be 110 00:08:31.360 --> 00:08:33.759 here, you know what I mean, not be not be in my house, 111 00:08:33.879 --> 00:08:37.440 not be around work, not be involved in anything. Just I am 112 00:08:37.480 --> 00:08:41.039 a little sad because this week it'll be the first weekend that we won't be 113 00:08:41.039 --> 00:08:45.200 able to golf. In the last six weeks, I think you've gone like 114 00:08:45.320 --> 00:08:48.440 every week for probably close to the last six weeks. Yes, I am 115 00:08:48.480 --> 00:08:50.639 still going to go golfing. I am as well, Phoenix, I am 116 00:08:50.720 --> 00:08:54.639 as well. I will probably FaceTime you while I am golfing, Like I'll 117 00:08:54.639 --> 00:09:00.360 just strap the phone to the carts. You can see everything happen. But 118 00:09:00.440 --> 00:09:01.320 the first thing that I asked Ryan too, I was like, dude, 119 00:09:01.320 --> 00:09:03.200 I was like, how many balls should I bring? He's like, I 120 00:09:03.240 --> 00:09:05.519 don't know a normal amount. I was like, all right, so twenty. 121 00:09:05.559 --> 00:09:07.440 He goes, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, I 122 00:09:07.480 --> 00:09:11.080 lose a lot of balls? Dude? Got He's like, no, no, 123 00:09:11.080 --> 00:09:13.480 no, we're not there. They cleaned up the golf course here. 124 00:09:13.519 --> 00:09:16.639 You're unless you hit it into the Gyeeler River, you're not. And I 125 00:09:16.639 --> 00:09:18.600 was like, all right, so I'll bring about thirty twenty four. We'll 126 00:09:18.600 --> 00:09:24.080 call it twenty eighth. That's that's good stuff. Yeah, I'm excited for 127 00:09:24.120 --> 00:09:28.639 you guys. Trip'll it'll be good times. And then and then maybe next 128 00:09:28.679 --> 00:09:31.320 weekend because this this episode will come out the day after fourth of July, 129 00:09:31.480 --> 00:09:35.039 correct, and so you'll still be gone on your trip to Ryan. So 130 00:09:35.159 --> 00:09:39.480 maybe that weekend we'll be able to get back onto the golf course and play. 131 00:09:39.679 --> 00:09:41.440 Yeah, And I do like the idea that you text me though about 132 00:09:41.559 --> 00:09:45.919 we need to plan a trip and go out of town, even if it's 133 00:09:45.919 --> 00:09:48.279 a close out of town trip to do that was an idea you had had, 134 00:09:48.440 --> 00:09:52.399 is like, we should make a thing once a year we go somewhere 135 00:09:52.440 --> 00:09:54.159 else and play golf, whether it's a close trip, whether it's a long 136 00:09:54.200 --> 00:09:58.840 trip somewhere else and go play golf. And I think that'd be fun. 137 00:09:58.080 --> 00:10:01.120 Yeah, we should. You know. One thing that I've kind of been 138 00:10:01.639 --> 00:10:11.399 I and lately, I've been much more into doing things, experiencing things because 139 00:10:11.919 --> 00:10:16.440 I am sick and tired of making money and not spending it on things that 140 00:10:16.480 --> 00:10:20.480 I like and enjoy. Things that I like and enjoy usually involve going somewhere. 141 00:10:22.159 --> 00:10:26.279 So and I I need to as much as I want to spend time 142 00:10:26.320 --> 00:10:28.480 with my kids, I need to spend time without my kids to kind of 143 00:10:28.480 --> 00:10:31.639 balance that life out a little bit. True. So that's true, I 144 00:10:31.639 --> 00:10:33.919 mean, and I do like, you know, when we've gone golfing, 145 00:10:35.440 --> 00:10:39.279 I strategically plan it. Like Elias has been working, La goes down for 146 00:10:39.320 --> 00:10:43.960 a nap and summer likes to rest and crochet and so whatever, And so 147 00:10:43.080 --> 00:10:48.840 I'm sacrificing my nap time to go play golf. Yeah. So, and 148 00:10:48.919 --> 00:10:50.720 some days it's hard because then when I get home then it's like kids awake, 149 00:10:50.799 --> 00:10:54.279 got to play with the kid, got to make dinner. And now 150 00:10:54.320 --> 00:10:58.039 I'm fucking tired. Now I want that napa. But oh well, it's 151 00:10:58.080 --> 00:11:00.879 worth it that, it is worth it. It's always worth it. Speaking 152 00:11:00.879 --> 00:11:03.399 of that, I didn't have a big dad week anything really really made your 153 00:11:03.399 --> 00:11:09.960 go on. But tonight we're at dinner. We're eating dinner at home and 154 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:15.120 we're about wrapping it up and Summer walked to go grab something for Ellie. 155 00:11:15.120 --> 00:11:16.399 I think for because she was getting ready to take a shower. Ellie was 156 00:11:16.399 --> 00:11:22.600 gonna take a bath. And Ellie goes, Mom, take a shower, 157 00:11:22.080 --> 00:11:24.039 I take a bath, and she looked right at me and she goes, 158 00:11:24.159 --> 00:11:28.720 you go golf. And I'm like done. I'm like, babe, did 159 00:11:28.759 --> 00:11:31.039 you hear that? And she goes right, she goes, what'd she say? 160 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:33.440 I said, tell mom again what you said? And so she said 161 00:11:33.440 --> 00:11:37.519 it again and she starts laughing. Is pretty funny. Yeah, yeah, 162 00:11:37.679 --> 00:11:41.759 But other than that, nothing crazy. I'm trying to think. I thought 163 00:11:41.759 --> 00:11:43.840 I had something else, but I don't really think I had anything else. 164 00:11:43.960 --> 00:11:50.159 Yeah, now we're both due, we are both overdue for something weird, 165 00:11:50.519 --> 00:11:52.240 me specifically, to be honest, well, you're going out of town to 166 00:11:52.279 --> 00:11:58.279 California. Yeah, I am very very very very overdue for some stupid fucking 167 00:11:58.320 --> 00:12:01.840 debauchery from my kids. Yeah. I can't wait till not the next episode 168 00:12:01.879 --> 00:12:05.000 that comes out, because because we're gonna record, we're gonna record two episodes 169 00:12:05.039 --> 00:12:11.960 tonight, but the next episode I'm looking forward to hearing some crazy ass nonsense 170 00:12:11.000 --> 00:12:15.279 that happens. I will more than like, okay for starters, I'm going 171 00:12:15.279 --> 00:12:18.879 to Ryan's house, and whenever we're at Ryan's house, something stupid happens. 172 00:12:18.960 --> 00:12:20.759 Yeah, it's just it's just the way the last time you guys were driving 173 00:12:20.759 --> 00:12:24.279 on in the bed of the truck going eighty on the highway of the fucking 174 00:12:24.360 --> 00:12:28.879 highway, and then you had the weird uh stripper chick at the pool. 175 00:12:30.279 --> 00:12:33.799 She had like a stripper name Chastity or something like that, and that weird 176 00:12:33.840 --> 00:12:37.960 story. So something weird's gonna happen. And I'm hoping I know you said 177 00:12:37.960 --> 00:12:41.879 you bought a tube for your your lake trip. Yes, so this lake 178 00:12:41.919 --> 00:12:45.120 trip will be the first time that the kids have been on an inner tube 179 00:12:45.320 --> 00:12:48.279 pulled behind a speedboat or any kind of any kind of boat in general. 180 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:54.279 And Lily has already made it an announcement. Uh, when we go on 181 00:12:54.320 --> 00:12:56.559 the first time, I'm gonna go with Brandy and we're gonna go super slow. 182 00:12:58.039 --> 00:12:58.919 And I was like, okay, cool, And then she's like, 183 00:13:00.080 --> 00:13:01.200 well then the second time, Dad, you and I are gonna go and 184 00:13:01.240 --> 00:13:05.919 we're gonna go really fast. Can you win there? When we will record 185 00:13:05.039 --> 00:13:11.320 every fucking minute of it. Yeah, make sure the bumps get hit. 186 00:13:11.360 --> 00:13:13.240 I want to see I want to see videos. You know what I'm saying. 187 00:13:13.320 --> 00:13:16.480 Yes, I was speaking of that too, like a total dad move, 188 00:13:16.519 --> 00:13:18.559 I told you as I walked in. But I pull up to your 189 00:13:18.600 --> 00:13:24.200 house and, uh, the producer and Lily are cleaning the inside of the 190 00:13:24.240 --> 00:13:26.480 truck that you guys are I'm sure taking the truck on the trip. And 191 00:13:26.559 --> 00:13:31.399 so Lily has wind decks and she's cleaning the window and I walk up. 192 00:13:31.440 --> 00:13:33.879 The doors open on the on the truck. I walk up and I just 193 00:13:33.919 --> 00:13:37.480 lick my hand and wipe it across the outside of the window. And she 194 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:39.919 was like, why would you do that? And then I came on the 195 00:13:39.960 --> 00:13:43.759 inside of the door and then did the same thing to the inside of the 196 00:13:43.759 --> 00:13:50.159 door, so I was like, fuck you yea kills. But yeah, 197 00:13:50.200 --> 00:13:54.759 so that's that's exciting for us. We're not doing anything crazy for the fourth 198 00:13:54.799 --> 00:14:00.639 because Elias more than likely has to work the fourth of July here Kingman is 199 00:14:00.639 --> 00:14:03.360 a free swim day at both pools. Yeah, as it should be, 200 00:14:03.120 --> 00:14:07.399 so I'm sure he's all the lifeguards probably have to work on the fourth. 201 00:14:07.440 --> 00:14:09.639 So we plan just to stay here. I'm gonna have the in laws over 202 00:14:09.679 --> 00:14:13.759 and I'm gonna smoke steaks and then reverse hear of them because I haven't done 203 00:14:13.759 --> 00:14:16.960 that for them yet, So we're gonna do that and then just just hang 204 00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:18.200 out. So it's kind of weird. They'll go to work Monday and then 205 00:14:18.240 --> 00:14:22.159 off Tuesday and then work the rest of the week. But I have a 206 00:14:22.159 --> 00:14:26.360 trip planned at the end of the month of July, so that's weird. 207 00:14:26.559 --> 00:14:30.559 Yeah, whatever do you guys plan. We're going to her sisters. Oh, 208 00:14:30.559 --> 00:14:31.679 that's right, that's right, that's right. We talked about that nearby. 209 00:14:33.639 --> 00:14:35.519 Why don't we get into our first topic. Yeah, sure, let's 210 00:14:35.519 --> 00:14:39.000 do it, so it wouldn't be a Dad's episode. We kind of started 211 00:14:39.000 --> 00:14:43.240 off doing top fives, I think on our very first episode. Yeah, 212 00:14:43.279 --> 00:14:45.919 and we've done a lot of top fives over the one hundred and fifty three 213 00:14:46.039 --> 00:14:50.840 plus episodes we've done. So I came up with this idea and I thought 214 00:14:50.840 --> 00:14:54.600 about it because every time we do a top five, it's pre planned. 215 00:14:54.720 --> 00:14:58.799 Yeah, let's talk about top five you know bon Jovie songs, let's talk 216 00:14:58.840 --> 00:15:01.360 about top five movies from two thousand and two thousand and five. But when 217 00:15:01.360 --> 00:15:05.399 you're at like work or hanging out with the guys, you never like, 218 00:15:05.440 --> 00:15:07.759 hey, tomorrow, we're going to talk about top five hot dog brands. 219 00:15:09.240 --> 00:15:11.840 Be ready for it. No, it's always on the fly. And so 220 00:15:11.919 --> 00:15:13.799 as fun as top five lists are that you've prepared, I thought, I'm 221 00:15:13.840 --> 00:15:18.279 like, let's do a top five list where I bring a topic that you 222 00:15:18.360 --> 00:15:22.080 have no clue and you do the same thing, and we you obviously would 223 00:15:22.080 --> 00:15:24.240 be able to kind of pre plan on yours, but that way you have 224 00:15:24.279 --> 00:15:26.960 to do it on the fly, and it just makes it more genuine. 225 00:15:28.399 --> 00:15:30.720 I thought of that change, and you would agree. You were like, 226 00:15:30.799 --> 00:15:33.840 yeah, let's do that. I thought of mine right away. I actually 227 00:15:33.919 --> 00:15:35.440 forced my wife to come up with the topic, and I had to explain 228 00:15:35.480 --> 00:15:37.080 it and she's like, well, what do you mean? And I'm like, 229 00:15:37.960 --> 00:15:43.279 give me a top five topic, a random top five topic. And 230 00:15:43.320 --> 00:15:46.720 she's like, well like and I'm like, just give me a random topic 231 00:15:46.799 --> 00:15:50.279 for women to do like that. She also hates it when we do top 232 00:15:50.320 --> 00:15:52.120 fives because she's like, it's never top five though you always bring the rules 233 00:15:52.159 --> 00:15:56.480 like me. She's talking to me like, you always do like an honorable 234 00:15:56.519 --> 00:15:58.919 mention. I'm like, I'm not the only one that does that. Everybody 235 00:15:58.960 --> 00:16:02.720 does that. Everybody does everybody does that. And she's like, but that 236 00:16:02.759 --> 00:16:07.679 doesn't count because it's only five shut up right, act like you listen right. 237 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:11.799 The only reason why she don't say my dick's five inches, I say 238 00:16:11.799 --> 00:16:15.240 it's five point twenty five inches, exactly right. You gotta have the extra 239 00:16:15.320 --> 00:16:22.159 honorable mentions. So the first the first topic that like immediately came to my 240 00:16:22.279 --> 00:16:27.120 mind was top five spelling words. Jesus, well, I'm going first I 241 00:16:27.159 --> 00:16:30.559 get the top Okay, good, thank good, because then i'd really show 242 00:16:30.600 --> 00:16:36.399 I've got my actually and uh so, top five okay, top five TV 243 00:16:36.559 --> 00:16:41.200 shows all time. That's fucking hilarious top five T show TV shows all time. 244 00:16:41.279 --> 00:16:47.480 That's fucking and I guarantee that our list is probably not gonna be any 245 00:16:47.639 --> 00:16:51.360 more different than this list. Like no, no top five list that you 246 00:16:51.360 --> 00:16:55.279 and I put together will be more different than this one right here. Promise 247 00:16:55.320 --> 00:17:00.679 you you mean like crossover, you like, we will not. We may 248 00:17:00.720 --> 00:17:06.359 not have any of the same shows. I can only think of one that 249 00:17:06.559 --> 00:17:10.519 might be on there. So do you want to go you want to go 250 00:17:10.599 --> 00:17:11.440 back and forth? Or do you want to go first? Okay, you 251 00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:21.720 go first? Okay, So my my top five? Okay, I know 252 00:17:21.759 --> 00:17:25.640 what number one is for sure. Number one for me is going to be 253 00:17:25.680 --> 00:17:30.680 Doctor Who, Love Doctor Who, everything about it? So Doctor Who is 254 00:17:30.720 --> 00:17:40.480 going to be number one for me for sure. Number two is probably gonna 255 00:17:40.480 --> 00:17:45.759 be Game of Thrones. Number three is going to be Big Bang Theory. 256 00:17:47.119 --> 00:17:53.000 Number four. Oh man, this is tough. It's tough on the fly, 257 00:17:53.359 --> 00:18:02.079 this is tough. Number number There's so many good ones. What is 258 00:18:02.200 --> 00:18:07.000 one? Okay? See you said TV shows. So it's a TV show, 259 00:18:07.039 --> 00:18:11.200 it's an anime. Okay, it's a TV show. There's episodes. 260 00:18:11.240 --> 00:18:14.799 It's called Hunter X. Hunter. Number four is going to be Hunter X 261 00:18:14.880 --> 00:18:18.799 Hunter because I could. I can watch this. I can watch that series 262 00:18:18.839 --> 00:18:25.039 over and over again. Hands down, Number I am going that is going 263 00:18:25.079 --> 00:18:29.720 to be the only cartoon. I'm going to keep out all cartoons that I 264 00:18:29.799 --> 00:18:33.079 watched as a kid, because I think those go into a different So like 265 00:18:33.440 --> 00:18:37.680 the Mighty Ducks. Oh wait, these are honorable mentions on Fuck You, 266 00:18:37.720 --> 00:18:41.559 Summer, Dark Wing, Duck Chip, Anddale Rescue shit like that. Like, 267 00:18:41.599 --> 00:18:44.240 I'm gonna keep those out of this. I'm going a little more on 268 00:18:44.279 --> 00:18:47.920 the adult even though the anime was in there right right. And then number 269 00:18:47.960 --> 00:18:51.240 five, well, at your stage right now, as we're talking tonight, 270 00:18:51.799 --> 00:18:56.160 you would probably choose these adult shows you've picked over the kid shows that you 271 00:18:56.200 --> 00:18:59.440 loved as a kid. Yes, correct, yes, yes, Okay. 272 00:19:00.640 --> 00:19:04.599 I know there's there is one show that I am missing that that is not 273 00:19:04.640 --> 00:19:11.440 coming to mind that I feel should be on this list. But number five 274 00:19:11.559 --> 00:19:19.680 is gonna end up being that's that seventy show. Yeah, okay, but 275 00:19:19.920 --> 00:19:22.880 I know there's some on here that if I if I were to like stop 276 00:19:22.920 --> 00:19:27.599 and think about it like we normally do, that seventy show would probably come 277 00:19:27.640 --> 00:19:30.599 off and something else would come on. But the other the other four are 278 00:19:30.599 --> 00:19:34.759 pretty solid in there. Okay. Yeah, so I'm gonna give I'm gonna 279 00:19:34.799 --> 00:19:41.240 give one honorable mention, okay, and that's Futurama. Yeah see I can. 280 00:19:41.359 --> 00:19:45.119 It's the show I could watch at night and I could watch all. 281 00:19:45.240 --> 00:19:48.079 I love Futurama. Easy to put on. Number five, follow the suit 282 00:19:48.119 --> 00:19:52.160 of that is family guy, Okay, I mean, and I was young 283 00:19:52.160 --> 00:19:56.240 when it came out because it's been on a long time. It was on 284 00:19:56.279 --> 00:20:00.119 a long time, so I love it. So that was number five, 285 00:20:00.880 --> 00:20:08.839 Number four, number four, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go Peaky Blinders. 286 00:20:10.440 --> 00:20:12.079 And number four. I knew there was one I was forget. I'm 287 00:20:12.079 --> 00:20:15.200 gonna go number four, Peaky Blinders. Witcher. Fuck. Oh that's a 288 00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:18.359 good one too. There wasn't enough though in that in my opinion. All 289 00:20:18.400 --> 00:20:22.519 right enough. Number three is gonna be Game of Thrones. Yeah, that 290 00:20:22.599 --> 00:20:26.039 was the only one I said it would be the same. No. No. 291 00:20:26.119 --> 00:20:29.240 Number two is that seventy show. Oh shit, okay, yeah, 292 00:20:29.279 --> 00:20:32.440 that's that's that's super high on my list. I love that seventy show. 293 00:20:32.759 --> 00:20:36.559 And number one for me, hands down Supernatural. It's Supernatural is good. 294 00:20:36.759 --> 00:20:41.599 It's currently watching it now for I think it's my sixth time and I'm on 295 00:20:41.720 --> 00:20:42.960 season nine. I just watched it at night as I'm going to bed, 296 00:20:44.000 --> 00:20:47.200 and I'll watch one episode or if I'm getting really tired, then I'll just 297 00:20:47.200 --> 00:20:48.440 pick it up. So some nights I'm watching one and a half episodes. 298 00:20:48.519 --> 00:20:52.119 Yeah, some nights I'm only watching like a third, like three quarters of 299 00:20:52.160 --> 00:20:56.960 an episode. But yeah, so but that that's hands down my number one 300 00:20:56.000 --> 00:21:00.319 of all. You know another so fuck man the librarians Warehouse thirteen. I 301 00:21:00.359 --> 00:21:03.039 told you the second I had, Dude, so many fun right, but 302 00:21:03.079 --> 00:21:07.440 if I give you a week to think about this, your list would morph. 303 00:21:07.559 --> 00:21:12.799 Yes, more, It's funny. It's funny that you said. It's 304 00:21:12.799 --> 00:21:19.640 funny that you said this because the second after the first thought for me for 305 00:21:19.759 --> 00:21:22.599 my top five was obviously a joke. The spelling words, right, But 306 00:21:22.640 --> 00:21:26.319 then I was like, oh, dude, top five like movie characters, 307 00:21:26.359 --> 00:21:32.079 TV characters. I was like, dah, but that requires thought, it 308 00:21:32.079 --> 00:21:34.359 doesn't. So I think we should do that on a on a future episode 309 00:21:34.359 --> 00:21:37.960 where we do a regular top five planet, so you can actually really think 310 00:21:37.960 --> 00:21:41.119 of think about it, because that's a great one. Yeah, Sometimes on 311 00:21:41.200 --> 00:21:45.640 the fly ones you can't get too in depth, because yeah, on a 312 00:21:45.680 --> 00:21:49.480 podcast like this, it'll just take too much to edit exactly exactly. Yeah, 313 00:21:49.480 --> 00:21:53.559 oh, absolutely, cut all the dead space out. Speaking of dead 314 00:21:53.599 --> 00:21:56.440 space, do you want to take a quick break. Yeah, let's take 315 00:21:56.440 --> 00:22:03.279 a little to break. Yeah, let's do that. Breaking news. Wow, 316 00:22:03.400 --> 00:22:11.359 got news for you. I got some bad news for you. Welcome 317 00:22:11.400 --> 00:22:14.880 back to Channel D News. I'm your host, Squirt mud Bottom. Joining 318 00:22:14.880 --> 00:22:19.839 me later somebody from the streets and somebody with a weather report. In our 319 00:22:19.960 --> 00:22:26.480 first story, Cobain's broken guitar sells for nearly six hundred thousand dollars. Cobain's 320 00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:32.480 smashed Fender stratocaster is displayed at Julian's Auctions in Gardena, California, on May 321 00:22:32.519 --> 00:22:37.920 second, ahead of Julian's Music Icons auction of over twelve hundred items from rock 322 00:22:37.000 --> 00:22:42.279 history and exclusive artist collections. Cobain's black Fender stratocaster is covered in scratches and 323 00:22:42.359 --> 00:22:47.839 chipped wood. The names of Cobain and his former band Nirvana are misspelled, 324 00:22:48.160 --> 00:22:51.839 and the guitar itself, which was once smashed and put back together, is 325 00:22:51.960 --> 00:23:00.880 no longer playable. Talk about a mind blowing amount of money, My goodness. 326 00:23:00.160 --> 00:23:03.279 Uh so I guess we're going to go with uh, We're gonna go 327 00:23:03.319 --> 00:23:07.480 with our weather first, so we're gonna throw it to you. F mac. 328 00:23:07.559 --> 00:23:12.880 Let's go. This is Frankie McDonald to my old team. Say July 329 00:23:14.000 --> 00:23:17.920 the city nov Scotia. The asteroid two thousand twenty two A once head towards 330 00:23:17.960 --> 00:23:22.319 the planet Earth on Toesday, July four, twenty twenty three. But the 331 00:23:22.400 --> 00:23:26.720 asteroid two thousand twenty two A one's gonna buy pass here, but it's not 332 00:23:26.720 --> 00:23:30.960 gonna hit the Earth. I want everyone to have your broloculars and telescope is 333 00:23:30.960 --> 00:23:33.000 ready to look up the astrop of this guy if it's a clear sky that 334 00:23:33.200 --> 00:23:40.240 night, because the asteroid two thousand and twenty two hey e one head towards 335 00:23:40.240 --> 00:23:42.480 the air don thesday, July fourth, two thousand t point three. I 336 00:23:42.559 --> 00:23:47.599 want everyone to look up the astrop of the sky with telescopes and blockulars. 337 00:23:48.079 --> 00:23:52.160 If if it's the clear sky that night, but the asteroid two ty two 338 00:23:52.200 --> 00:23:57.279 A one's gonna buy pass there all together, I want everyone to look up 339 00:23:56.960 --> 00:24:00.160 that asteroid up in the sky. If it's a clear sky that night, 340 00:24:00.720 --> 00:24:04.319 the asteroid's gonna bypass to your tall together, but it's not gonna hit DearS 341 00:24:04.319 --> 00:24:07.640 at all. I want every single person to look up the ashroid for the 342 00:24:07.680 --> 00:24:14.599 sky, be mighty prepared for the asteroid t a you want. It's gonna 343 00:24:14.599 --> 00:24:18.160 bypass your talk together, but it's not gonna hit to your best not here. 344 00:24:18.519 --> 00:24:25.279 Be prepared, be safe. Thank you, Frankie Storm. I guess 345 00:24:25.279 --> 00:24:27.599 that's why you're not allowed on vacation. Uh. We bring in your weird 346 00:24:27.599 --> 00:24:33.440 Canadian cousin, and sh it just gets extra extra weird. I guess we 347 00:24:33.480 --> 00:24:37.880 have another person in the streets this time I'm hearing it's what's his It's his 348 00:24:38.000 --> 00:24:41.000 name's Creepy Dave. So creepy Dave. What do you got for us, 349 00:24:41.559 --> 00:24:45.880 Creepy Dave? Okay, today is my favorite best animal called Crappy Barbara. 350 00:24:47.240 --> 00:24:49.759 As you can see, crappy barb have a monkey face. They don't have 351 00:24:49.839 --> 00:24:56.319 no nose, have scary eyes like a demon. Sometimes crappy propra stare into 352 00:24:56.359 --> 00:25:00.920 space. Let me think about killing a chicken. Huh oops, good did 353 00:25:02.000 --> 00:25:04.839 they even make mistake? It's not a demon monkey. It's just second face 354 00:25:04.880 --> 00:25:10.240 of krepit Barbie. But the world is dangerous. Many are made into crabbit 355 00:25:10.279 --> 00:25:14.799 braba lemon soup. Others must fight their worst enemies. The Burgs don't do 356 00:25:14.880 --> 00:25:18.079 it. Burg don't know he did it. Many hours later, we see 357 00:25:18.480 --> 00:25:25.400 the berg eating the remains of the vanquaged. This sad This WHI is best 358 00:25:25.480 --> 00:25:33.200 animal. Okay bye uh all right, thanks creepy Dave uh. In our 359 00:25:33.400 --> 00:25:40.319 last story, service dog gets his own college diploma, winning huge cheers. 360 00:25:40.759 --> 00:25:45.519 Seton Hall University gave Grace Marianna's service dog, Justin, a special doggie diploma 361 00:25:45.559 --> 00:25:53.759 this week, to the delight of Marianna and her fellow graduates. Mm they 362 00:25:53.759 --> 00:25:59.200 got through college together. And when Grace Marianna took to the stage to receive 363 00:25:59.240 --> 00:26:03.799 her diploma Seaton Hall University this week, her service dog Justin was right beside 364 00:26:03.839 --> 00:26:10.599 her. Her fellow graduates cheered as school president Joseph Neary handed Marianna her diploma. 365 00:26:10.920 --> 00:26:15.880 She earned a BS in Education, graduating magna come loud, don't. 366 00:26:15.759 --> 00:26:18.599 I don't know what that means, but that sounds pretty damn smart. Then 367 00:26:18.680 --> 00:26:22.640 Neary held out a diploma for Justin, and the crowd inside the Prudential Center 368 00:26:22.680 --> 00:26:26.720 in Newark, New Jersey erupted. The scene captured on video by the school 369 00:26:26.839 --> 00:26:32.559 sources say that Justin the Dog is hoping that the Biden administration can reverse his 370 00:26:32.599 --> 00:26:37.799 student loan debt too. For channelty News, I'm Squirt mud Bottom. For 371 00:26:37.319 --> 00:26:47.119 Creepy Dave and Frank Mac, we'll catch you next time. Both fake news, 372 00:26:47.119 --> 00:26:52.799 fake news. You are fake news. It's all fake news, fake 373 00:26:52.920 --> 00:27:00.720 news. It's phony stuff. It didn't happen. It's all fake is all 374 00:27:00.799 --> 00:27:04.200 right? Uh, good little news break there. It was nice to have 375 00:27:04.240 --> 00:27:07.880 the boys back again. It seems like they're taking more and more fucking vacations 376 00:27:07.920 --> 00:27:11.400 lately. But I guess when they pay the bills, they pay the bills. 377 00:27:11.799 --> 00:27:15.920 So yeah, what else do we got? We got another year and 378 00:27:15.039 --> 00:27:18.039 do your top five? Is that what we're doing? Yes? So, 379 00:27:18.839 --> 00:27:26.160 after some after a little bit of deliberation, I came up with top five 380 00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:34.279 sports teams to hate? Oh oh shit. Yeah yeah. And it was 381 00:27:34.319 --> 00:27:37.119 tough because I had time to think about it and I didn't like thinking about 382 00:27:37.160 --> 00:27:44.480 it. But yeah, top five teams sports teams to hate, like teams 383 00:27:44.480 --> 00:27:51.079 that you genuinely just can't fucking root for. Okay, Uh so let's go. 384 00:27:55.119 --> 00:28:03.920 I'm gonna throw an honorable mention in there, as the the Anaheim Mighty 385 00:28:03.000 --> 00:28:07.559 Ducks. Okay, I don't have as much hatred now, but man, 386 00:28:07.599 --> 00:28:11.839 did I fucking hate Ryan Getz laugh the goddamn eighteen years and it was funny 387 00:28:11.839 --> 00:28:14.279 because his hair is like yours. Hockey players you don't know, but the 388 00:28:14.279 --> 00:28:17.599 second he took his lid off, you were like, that's not the same 389 00:28:17.640 --> 00:28:21.720 guy. Yeah, I hated him. I also hated Corey Perry, which 390 00:28:21.759 --> 00:28:23.680 they were on the same team for a long time, and I just hated 391 00:28:23.720 --> 00:28:26.880 that fucking team, like, no matter who they played, I could not 392 00:28:26.920 --> 00:28:30.400 get behind him. Yep. I couldn't, which sucked because as a kid, 393 00:28:30.480 --> 00:28:33.359 you got to watch like The Mighty Ducks the movie, you got to 394 00:28:33.400 --> 00:28:37.720 watch The Mighty Ducks the cartoon, and there's every reason to be behind that 395 00:28:37.759 --> 00:28:45.240 team, right, you know. But yeah, the Dodgers, yep, 396 00:28:45.279 --> 00:28:48.400 I'll put them at number five, even when they suck. I fucking hate 397 00:28:48.440 --> 00:28:52.400 them. I hate their fans. They're all pieces of shit. If you're 398 00:28:52.440 --> 00:28:56.960 listening to this you're Dodgers fan, fuck you, That's all I can say. 399 00:28:57.200 --> 00:29:00.920 Even if you're family, I love you, but still go fund yourself. 400 00:29:02.200 --> 00:29:03.640 And that's not because I'm a Diamondbacks fan. I hated the Dodgers, 401 00:29:03.680 --> 00:29:07.039 even when I didn't really have a baseball team really growing up, you know. 402 00:29:07.200 --> 00:29:15.440 Yeah, So that's number five. I'm gonna go with. This is 403 00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:23.359 tough on the fly, Yeah, this is tough. I'm gonna go whoever's 404 00:29:23.400 --> 00:29:26.480 in that car is having a fucking time of their life. Sounds like it. 405 00:29:27.759 --> 00:29:33.480 I'm gonna root against them. What team is number four? Fuck me, 406 00:29:33.599 --> 00:29:37.079 dude, I mean I know who my number one is. That's that's 407 00:29:37.119 --> 00:29:42.920 there's no questions there. The Dallas Cowboys. I'm gonna put them. I'm 408 00:29:42.960 --> 00:29:48.400 just gonna put them at two because it's so fun to root against that team 409 00:29:48.440 --> 00:29:55.839 and to see their collapse happen over over and over and over. Get that 410 00:29:55.839 --> 00:30:00.880 one over that that that post that B word had posted where let's just yes, 411 00:30:00.079 --> 00:30:03.559 and that was my That was like my number one was that the Cowboys 412 00:30:03.559 --> 00:30:08.079 are the most overrated team year after year. I saw every year I saw 413 00:30:08.119 --> 00:30:18.119 that. Uh. Number Number number three is the Ohio State University. Yeah, 414 00:30:18.200 --> 00:30:22.240 in general, any sport, uh, but their special hatred that that 415 00:30:22.920 --> 00:30:27.680 bellows deep inside of me from back in the uh meaningful Florida Gators days when 416 00:30:27.880 --> 00:30:32.960 they actually the Gators got to beat them in the in the national championship not 417 00:30:33.000 --> 00:30:37.880 only in football, but then in basketball the same fucking year. Yeah, 418 00:30:37.240 --> 00:30:41.839 so it was a good year for a Florida Gator fan and especially But I 419 00:30:41.839 --> 00:30:44.640 think where it stems from is just all the ship talk going into that Florida 420 00:30:44.680 --> 00:30:48.880 Ohio State championship game and all to talk about how Florida's gonna get creamed and 421 00:30:48.000 --> 00:30:53.759 the Ohio State's too big, Ohio State's too strong, blah blah blah blah 422 00:30:53.759 --> 00:30:57.599 blah. And and I remember that game because opening kickoff, Ohio State housed 423 00:30:57.599 --> 00:31:00.960 it seven to nothing opening kickoff, and I'm like, fuck, here we 424 00:31:02.000 --> 00:31:07.599 go. And then Florida wins forty one to fourteen. So and number four 425 00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:11.319 for me is gonna be Tom Brady. Okay, period. I will give 426 00:31:11.359 --> 00:31:15.400 the guy his credit. We've said it recently on an episode Dynasty. Absolutely, 427 00:31:15.839 --> 00:31:19.720 but I fucking hate the guy. I just I can't stand the guy. 428 00:31:19.880 --> 00:31:23.119 I can't stand the Patriots. I don't mind the Patriots now Belichick never 429 00:31:23.160 --> 00:31:26.119 really, but he's he's he's a jackass, and I don't like him. 430 00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:30.400 Yeah, but it was Tom Brady that I really didn't like. So that's 431 00:31:30.440 --> 00:31:33.400 that's gonna be. I think that's gonna be oh number one, of course, 432 00:31:33.720 --> 00:31:37.960 number one, the Vegas gold Knights. There will never be a time 433 00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:41.440 in my history. And I'll throw an honorable mention in there the Pittsburgh Penguins 434 00:31:41.000 --> 00:31:48.200 only as an honorable mention because I have come to show respect for Sidney Crosby. 435 00:31:48.480 --> 00:31:51.359 But I still hate that fucking team. Yeah, but I only hate 436 00:31:51.359 --> 00:31:55.400 it because of him, because one of my all time favorite players ever was 437 00:31:55.400 --> 00:31:57.400 a Penguin, which is Mario Lemil. Yeah. But number one, Vegas 438 00:31:57.400 --> 00:32:01.319 gold Knights. I will never root for them, Nope, ever, in 439 00:32:01.440 --> 00:32:07.240 any fashion possible. Would I root for them if they if it was guaranteed 440 00:32:07.279 --> 00:32:10.680 that my team was gonna get take the lottery out of position, if my 441 00:32:10.759 --> 00:32:15.519 team would get the number one overall pick because Vegas would win, I would 442 00:32:15.519 --> 00:32:19.759 still root against Vegas. I'll take the number two pick because fuck that team 443 00:32:20.640 --> 00:32:25.440 absolutely. So I'm interested in yours. Mine's a little different. So there's 444 00:32:25.680 --> 00:32:29.920 because I don't I don't really have like I did, say, the Dodgers, 445 00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:32.440 right, but outside of that, like the Yankees never really bothered me, 446 00:32:32.880 --> 00:32:37.920 Boston never really bothered me, you know. So it's like like Houston 447 00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:43.200 recently with their cheating, like Yeah, like I just didn't care. You 448 00:32:43.240 --> 00:32:45.039 know. I was the same way with Houston, Like I cared, but 449 00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:49.039 not not because it was Houston. I cared because it was cheating and they 450 00:32:49.039 --> 00:32:52.160 got, you know, they get it was such a shitty way to cheat, 451 00:32:52.960 --> 00:32:57.640 you know what I mean. So a couple of honorable mentions for me, 452 00:32:57.799 --> 00:33:05.039 Ohio State, Vegas, Golden Knight, any California team period. Okay, 453 00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:09.559 any California team period. And the reason being isn't because of the teams 454 00:33:09.640 --> 00:33:17.160 per se. It's the fucking fans. The fans for every California team are 455 00:33:17.279 --> 00:33:24.599 just excessive. They're just flat out fucking excessive. Right, that's a that's 456 00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:31.279 fair, that's fair assessment Number five for me Alabama. Oh yeah, fuck 457 00:33:31.599 --> 00:33:37.599 you Alabama and everything that you fucking stand for. Fuck you Alabama. See 458 00:33:37.599 --> 00:33:39.440 it's hard because now, like that should have been on my list. Yeah, 459 00:33:39.559 --> 00:33:44.480 I still remember the fucking day that what's that dumb ass running back? 460 00:33:44.920 --> 00:33:46.200 He's still in the fucking league. He was on the Saints for a long 461 00:33:46.279 --> 00:33:53.240 time behind before Alvin Kamara Alabama running back. Yes, I remember when the 462 00:33:53.880 --> 00:34:00.400 hand changed from Florida to Alabama and the SEC and SEC Alabama has had a 463 00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:02.920 run. They are a dynasty. Oh but I remember in two thousand and 464 00:34:02.960 --> 00:34:06.640 six, two thousand and seven. It was two thousand and seven, the 465 00:34:06.720 --> 00:34:10.960 year after Florida won their second national championship, and I remember Alabama beat Florida 466 00:34:12.000 --> 00:34:15.679 in the SEC title and they and Tebo's on the sideline crying he's a senior, 467 00:34:15.719 --> 00:34:19.400 it's his last game, and marketing Room's over there mocking them, and 468 00:34:19.400 --> 00:34:22.480 then like doing the prayer thing and then doing the gator with somebody taping it, 469 00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:23.519 and I'm like, I hope you fucking die in a drive by, 470 00:34:23.800 --> 00:34:27.119 stupid son of a peach. Yeah, that was such a piece of shit 471 00:34:27.199 --> 00:34:30.119 move right, Yeah, because no matter what you thought about Tebow, Tebo 472 00:34:30.360 --> 00:34:37.079 was a good person. Name me. You could name me a more popular 473 00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:45.679 college figure. Deon Sanders maybe no, maybe no, like no, I 474 00:34:45.719 --> 00:34:49.440 mean, yeah, he went to the pros and he flaked out. But 475 00:34:49.480 --> 00:34:52.840 I think the problem with the flakeout was because the whole Jesus thing, because 476 00:34:52.840 --> 00:34:57.519 it's like, what quarterback can get drafted? Right? Start, Start a 477 00:34:57.639 --> 00:35:01.199 starting quarterback despite how bad his stats were, win your go to the playoffs 478 00:35:01.239 --> 00:35:06.840 your first year, win a playoff game, and then get booted. Okay, 479 00:35:06.880 --> 00:35:09.199 and then you're gone. This is gonna sound kind of weird. In't 480 00:35:09.199 --> 00:35:12.920 that a little crazy? This is gonna sound kind of weird. I think 481 00:35:13.239 --> 00:35:15.639 I think you're dead nuts, right. I think that the reason why Tebow 482 00:35:15.679 --> 00:35:21.119 didn't succeed is because he didn't sell his soul, right, because he he 483 00:35:21.159 --> 00:35:25.639 didn't conform. He didn't and he didn't do not say he didn't want it, 484 00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:29.920 not to say he didn't want it bad, but he didn't do what 485 00:35:29.960 --> 00:35:34.199 Brady does, right. He didn't do what ray Lewis, Troy Polamalu, 486 00:35:34.760 --> 00:35:37.000 what Joe Montana. He didn't do what those guys did. He didn't sink 487 00:35:37.039 --> 00:35:43.440 his entire fucking being into the game. He didn't want to, right, 488 00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:46.119 So all right, so number four, you're fine. Number four Atlanta Braves 489 00:35:46.599 --> 00:35:52.519 as a Mets fan. As a Mets fan, fuck you, Atlanta Braves. 490 00:35:53.119 --> 00:35:55.800 Can't fucking stand him. You'd think that it would be a little bit 491 00:35:55.840 --> 00:35:59.039 different, like maybe it was the Reds or the field, but no, 492 00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:02.960 fuck of Braves, Atlanta Braves. I have watched their fans, their team 493 00:36:04.199 --> 00:36:08.239 just consistently be assholes. Yeah, over and over and over again. Fuck 494 00:36:08.320 --> 00:36:15.599 you, fuck them. Can't fucking stand them. Number three Boston Red Sox, 495 00:36:15.119 --> 00:36:21.480 same fucking reason. Fuck Boston and fuck their fans and fuck the Red 496 00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:24.480 Sox. Did you feel did you feel I'll let you get done with your 497 00:36:24.519 --> 00:36:27.519 listen, and I'll ask a question, okay, because I want to hear 498 00:36:27.559 --> 00:36:30.480 your other teams first before I ask it. Number two is Dallas Cowboys. 499 00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:32.679 They fall number two on my list as well. They're fun to root against. 500 00:36:32.800 --> 00:36:37.800 Yeah, they're like the and and sorry B word. It's kind of 501 00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:43.679 fun to watch their fans cry and build up every year. This is the 502 00:36:43.760 --> 00:36:45.480 year we change, this is the year we make, This is the year 503 00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:51.639 we break the hump yep and then yeah. Whereas like fans like Detroit, 504 00:36:51.679 --> 00:36:53.840 where Detroit Lions fans are like, oh, I think we got it this 505 00:36:53.920 --> 00:36:57.960 year. I think you feel bad for them, yeah, because you know 506 00:36:58.039 --> 00:37:00.239 that it's not gonna work. Yeah, And they have so much confident and 507 00:37:00.239 --> 00:37:04.079 they're not cocky about it, they're not assholes about it. They're just like, 508 00:37:04.440 --> 00:37:06.320 this is gonna be it is gonna be it. We got it. 509 00:37:06.360 --> 00:37:10.800 And then they ship the bed and go fucking one in seventeen and you're like, 510 00:37:10.840 --> 00:37:15.480 oh wow, yeah that sucks. Ye, that sucks. Whereas Cowboys 511 00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:19.800 fans. They're still holding on to something that happened thirty fucking years ago. 512 00:37:21.480 --> 00:37:24.119 Yep, and they're like word of bit fucking dangy in the world. No. 513 00:37:24.880 --> 00:37:29.440 No. Number one New England Patriots. I'm a Jets fan. I 514 00:37:29.519 --> 00:37:31.639 have to hate them. It's in my blood. Fuck New England. Fuck 515 00:37:31.719 --> 00:37:36.119 Tom Brady, fuck Belichick. Fuck Bledsoe. For that matter, I don't 516 00:37:36.119 --> 00:37:39.400 even give a shit about It's Bledsoe's fault. It's his fault. And that's 517 00:37:39.400 --> 00:37:44.559 how you know you're a real fucking fan because you go to fucking bletso Because 518 00:37:44.559 --> 00:37:49.239 if Bletsoe would have fucking stayed healthy and he coke Brady never fucking apped, 519 00:37:49.320 --> 00:37:54.079 never happens. Fuck you Fuck the Patriots. Patriots are another one. And 520 00:37:54.159 --> 00:37:59.719 it's kind of funny, like a lot of a lot of my hatred stems 521 00:37:59.719 --> 00:38:05.559 from the fans of the teams. Oh yeah, Like like going back, 522 00:38:05.639 --> 00:38:09.760 going back to my list. I I don't necessarily have qualms with all of 523 00:38:09.800 --> 00:38:14.920 the Vegas players. There are specific ones that I do hate, Like Mark 524 00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:19.159 Stone, I hate that fucking guy. I hate that guy with a fucking 525 00:38:19.239 --> 00:38:22.519 passion act like you've scored a goal at a professional level before you're a fucking 526 00:38:22.559 --> 00:38:25.559 captain. You're now a Stanley Cup champion. Now. I understand when you 527 00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:29.760 score in the Stanley Cup playoffs, especially the finals, and you have a 528 00:38:29.800 --> 00:38:31.400 hat trick in the final game, celebrate that. Yeah, But when you're 529 00:38:31.440 --> 00:38:36.639 a game forty three of the season and you score a goal to like, 530 00:38:36.960 --> 00:38:38.760 you know, take a lead three to two, and it looks like you 531 00:38:39.000 --> 00:38:44.199 just won the Stanley Cup or broke Gretzky's goal record, get the fuck out 532 00:38:44.239 --> 00:38:46.519 of here, Lord Farquah. Nobody wants you. Outside of that. I 533 00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:51.119 hate that team because the city and because the fans. That's why I hate 534 00:38:51.119 --> 00:38:53.519 that fucking team. Yeah, all right, what's what's your question? So 535 00:38:53.719 --> 00:38:59.800 regarding Boston the Red Sox, Okay, okay, did you did you not 536 00:39:00.039 --> 00:39:04.679 feel happy at all when they were down three nothing to the Yankees and they 537 00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:07.119 got their ass spanked in game three? It was what was it like, 538 00:39:07.239 --> 00:39:09.400 fifteen to four? Yes, it was bad. Yeah. And then they 539 00:39:09.480 --> 00:39:14.639 come back and they sweep the Yankees in the next four and then they go 540 00:39:14.719 --> 00:39:22.880 on and they they swept the I don't remember it was that the year that 541 00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:24.840 they beat the Rockies, and they swept the Rockies in the in the in 542 00:39:24.880 --> 00:39:30.480 the World Series. Did that? Were you still like fuck this team? 543 00:39:30.639 --> 00:39:36.880 I mean, it had been eighty six years. As a as a baseball 544 00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:40.679 fan, I was excited to see it happen, okay, because I knew 545 00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:45.480 that it was history, right, but as a Yankees fan, as a 546 00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:49.960 New York fan, and see, that's weird that you would be calling that 547 00:39:50.079 --> 00:39:52.440 you're a Yankees fan, but you're you're You're really a Mets fan, a 548 00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:58.320 Mets first, so it's it's odd that you're both. So I am. 549 00:39:58.559 --> 00:40:00.559 I am the only person in my family who likes both the Mets and the 550 00:40:00.639 --> 00:40:05.480 Yankees, who likes both the Rangers and the Islanders and the Devils. On 551 00:40:05.519 --> 00:40:08.159 top of that, like, I like the New York City, the New 552 00:40:08.239 --> 00:40:13.199 York Yeah, the Giants, the Giants were they Yeah, we're the only 553 00:40:13.360 --> 00:40:15.719 like little outlier. I rooted for him, but it was it was always 554 00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:20.480 like and whatever, who cares? Like Nixon Nets, I both. I 555 00:40:20.599 --> 00:40:22.960 kind of rooted for both Nixon nets. But but actually I'm a Celtics fan, 556 00:40:24.079 --> 00:40:27.320 which is really weird. Yeah, which is really weird. But the 557 00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:30.920 reason why I'm a Celtics fan is because I grew up watching my dad and 558 00:40:31.039 --> 00:40:36.960 like and hearing like about Larry Bird and Magic Johnson and Kevin McHale and Robert 559 00:40:37.039 --> 00:40:40.480 Parrish and Bill Russell and like you know, Red Arbach and all these guys. 560 00:40:40.519 --> 00:40:46.199 Like so there's a little bit of a family tie with the Celtics that 561 00:40:46.280 --> 00:40:50.119 makes sense, you know. So, yeah, I was just curious when 562 00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:53.760 it comes to like when it comes to when it comes to sports, when 563 00:40:53.760 --> 00:40:58.960 it comes to sports and teams that I hate, I will always enjoy a 564 00:40:59.079 --> 00:41:01.280 moment in history, Okay, I will. I will always give it the 565 00:41:01.360 --> 00:41:06.320 do that it's that it's deserved, right, But I will never be happy 566 00:41:06.400 --> 00:41:09.679 for the team or the fans that it happened. But as a fan of 567 00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:14.880 sports, but as a fan of sports, I'm excited to see history happen. 568 00:41:15.039 --> 00:41:19.679 You know. An odd, an odd piece of trivia, the movie 569 00:41:20.400 --> 00:41:25.880 Fever Pitch Okay with Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore. It was supposed to end 570 00:41:25.920 --> 00:41:31.320 different. It was supposed to end where they didn't get together, Boston loses, 571 00:41:32.039 --> 00:41:37.199 and that's what happens really, But it was filmed the same season as 572 00:41:37.360 --> 00:41:42.280 that miracle season where they were down three nothing to the Yankees, and the 573 00:41:42.320 --> 00:41:45.840 movie was supposed to end there another year where Boston falters, him and the 574 00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:49.039 girl don't get together, and then it picks up the next season of him 575 00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:52.559 like he Wallows, and it's like a quick scene of wallowing for a couple 576 00:41:52.599 --> 00:41:54.960 of minutes, and then it picks back up at the next season like go 577 00:41:55.159 --> 00:41:59.960 Red Sox Wow, And then because of what happened, they changed the entire 578 00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:01.320 end of the movie, which is pretty cool. Yeah, that is pretty 579 00:42:01.320 --> 00:42:05.719 cool. That's pretty cool. 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