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guess. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary to you as well. Happy anniversary,
Aja. When you're listening to Kim he quit asshole trying to better his life.
Fuck that I do. He did call me today, Yeah, and
because he's got a funny story, so I'll save it. Because he's talking
about coming down in August, so maybe he can talk about that. Because
hopefully it'll be resolved about an issue he had with college. Oh yeah,
which wasn't his fault. But I'll just leave it at that. Via internet.
Yeah, there's some co ed at you of a eight hours from him
pregnant with his that's true, that's true. He's got that sick ass mustache
lately. So that sweet sweet sweet sweet. But yeah, crazy crazy three
years already. Yeah, three years. We haven't chased a fuck. Uh
No, it's it's fun. It's uh three years. It's crazy to think
about that and all the ship we've been through in the three years personally in
the podcast, outside the podcast, I had one kid, now I'm about
to have three. Yeah. I had one wife, now I'm about to
have three. Yeah yeah, pretty much pretty much second one with multiple persons.
Yes, yeah, yeah, it's the same thing. Yeah, that's
about all I gotta say about that. But no, it's a it's been
fun, like getting to meet the people we've met, and like especially growing
the friendship. Like we always mentioned the Bleach bros On here, getting you
know, mentioning them. We've met tons of podcasts and and have had a
lot of good conversations and very little riffs, but some fun riffs, yes,
but through like the relationship we've gotten to build with the Bleach Bros.
Has been phenomenal. Yeah, and uh, we have a trip planned in
a couple of months. Cannot wait for the football game. It's going to
be a wild fucking are we seeing We're seeing the Cardinals obviously, because yeah,
it's the Cowgirls versus the Stanford Cardinal Is that right? Yeah? Yeah,
something like that. Stanford Trees. Yeah, such a weird that's a
weird fucking so Stanford and their mascots as a whole, it's such a weird
thing because there's there's like four different ones and you think that they just they
just want to try and stand out because there's some like smaller pro because they're
they're enrollments only like eighteen hundred or something. It's it's small. It's small.
It's like private small. Yeah. But but their marching bands like way
weird and like all cuckoo. But yeah, uh, it's actually amazing how
good they are at sports and multiple sports like baseball they've been pretty good at
that, Like they made the College World Series this year, not the final
but the final eight teams. Yeah, and football they've been pretty consistent for
shit, the last twenty years, they've been in somewhat of top twenty five
contention. Yeah, and they've put out some really good fucking players. So
it's amazing how small of a school that's such a brains school has put out
some phenomenal sports teams. Yeah. So uh but yeah, yeah, it
wouldn't be mentioned in a three year anniversary without mentioning Crystala bar. He's he's
busy doing his Harley thing, you know, Yeah, I saw that the
new Harley. It's just fucking gorgeous. Won some award, Yeah, won
like tenth place out of nine. Yes, whatever car show he was in.
Yeah, yeah, love you Chris. But proud of him. He's
doing his dad thing, he's doing his driving thing, and he's enjoying life.
So it's good to see people succeed that deserve it. I totally agree.
Yeah, And and you know, I mean because it's I think it's
become a taboo thing for dads to root on other dads, like you don't
see it. And you know, there's a lot of taboo things out there.
There's a lot of taboo things that are no longer out there, at
least one yep, at least one. A lot of stuff has come and
go a lot of stuff. And it's actually funny to see how much has
changed in the three years in the indie podcast scene of who's come, who's
gone, Like who came after us but then left, and then people that
were a little bit bigger than us when we first started and watch them go,
and queens have risen and fallen quickly yep. Yeah, and then but
the one thing that is consistent is the King. That's true. The King
is consistent. Yeah. But for those listening, thank you for the support
in the three years. It's been it's been fun, and we appreciate all
the shenanigans that that everybody does. Yeah, like that. One of the
things that just reminded me is I think Bward is the one that posted it
in our dad's page. I think yesterday or the day before about he posted
a thing fuck it like let's just argue in the comments, and the thing
blew up like like no tomorrow. It was pretty quick. I mean it
was quick. But and the ship in there was so fun because there's inside
jokes in there. Yeah, there's podcast inside jokes in there. Yeah,
it's fun. It's really fun. And you know, you you have you
have the ability to manage your time really well, and so you kind of
get yourself out there a little more than I do, because my life is
a shit show and a half sometimes. And but I I promise to all
the people that are out there, I am here behind the scenes listening and
watching, and I do admire some of you more than I let on.
So yeah, I've definitely had to change, you know, because through work,
we went through a very big exodus of employees in the last three years.
And when we first started, I did have a lot more downtime to
be able to manage certain social media platforms that engage and ye guest and blah
blah blah blah blah, and I just don't have that anymore. And then
now, you know, we have this show and we've had to rearrange with
aj departing, and then I do the side gig with Jake, and it's
like, my weeks are fucking busy. Busy, yeah, busy. On
top of that, you still have your kids and all the things that they're
doing, right, yeah, right, yeah, So it's it's crazy.
But speaking of dad week, what do you got what's going on with you
this week, not a whole lot. We're the CASTI took the kids a
little for a little bit this week. We were kind of switching weeks because
this coming week, actually tomorrow, at two o'clock in the morning, we're
going to jump on the road and head to a place called Lake Nasa Mientto,
which is in California next to Paso Roblaze, And uh, it's a
really cool place. We're gonna go for two days and hang out, and
then we're gonna run down to Phoenix and hang out down there with Ryan for
another four days. I kind of got guilt tripped by my kids into doing
a lot more than I wanted to on my week off. But I'm excited
still to get out and kind of have that family time, yeah, you
know, because because I haven't really had a whole lot of time to have
that you know, family break away. Yeah, and not just not be
here, you know what I mean, not be not be in my house,
not be around work, not be involved in anything. Just I am
a little sad because this week it'll be the first weekend that we won't be
able to golf. In the last six weeks, I think you've gone like
every week for probably close to the last six weeks. Yes, I am
still going to go golfing. I am as well, Phoenix, I am
as well. I will probably FaceTime you while I am golfing, Like I'll
just strap the phone to the carts. You can see everything happen. But
the first thing that I asked Ryan too, I was like, dude,
I was like, how many balls should I bring? He's like, I
don't know a normal amount. I was like, all right, so twenty.
He goes, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, I
lose a lot of balls? Dude? Got He's like, no, no,
no, we're not there. They cleaned up the golf course here.
You're unless you hit it into the Gyeeler River, you're not. And I
was like, all right, so I'll bring about thirty twenty four. We'll
call it twenty eighth. That's that's good stuff. Yeah, I'm excited for
you guys. Trip'll it'll be good times. And then and then maybe next
weekend because this this episode will come out the day after fourth of July,
correct, and so you'll still be gone on your trip to Ryan. So
maybe that weekend we'll be able to get back onto the golf course and play.
Yeah, And I do like the idea that you text me though about
we need to plan a trip and go out of town, even if it's
a close out of town trip to do that was an idea you had had,
is like, we should make a thing once a year we go somewhere
else and play golf, whether it's a close trip, whether it's a long
trip somewhere else and go play golf. And I think that'd be fun.
Yeah, we should. You know. One thing that I've kind of been
I and lately, I've been much more into doing things, experiencing things because
I am sick and tired of making money and not spending it on things that
I like and enjoy. Things that I like and enjoy usually involve going somewhere.
So and I I need to as much as I want to spend time
with my kids, I need to spend time without my kids to kind of
balance that life out a little bit. True. So that's true, I
mean, and I do like, you know, when we've gone golfing,
I strategically plan it. Like Elias has been working, La goes down for
a nap and summer likes to rest and crochet and so whatever, And so
I'm sacrificing my nap time to go play golf. Yeah. So, and
some days it's hard because then when I get home then it's like kids awake,
got to play with the kid, got to make dinner. And now
I'm fucking tired. Now I want that napa. But oh well, it's
worth it that, it is worth it. It's always worth it. Speaking
of that, I didn't have a big dad week anything really really made your
go on. But tonight we're at dinner. We're eating dinner at home and
we're about wrapping it up and Summer walked to go grab something for Ellie.
I think for because she was getting ready to take a shower. Ellie was
gonna take a bath. And Ellie goes, Mom, take a shower,
I take a bath, and she looked right at me and she goes,
you go golf. And I'm like done. I'm like, babe, did
you hear that? And she goes right, she goes, what'd she say?
I said, tell mom again what you said? And so she said
it again and she starts laughing. Is pretty funny. Yeah, yeah,
But other than that, nothing crazy. I'm trying to think. I thought
I had something else, but I don't really think I had anything else.
Yeah, now we're both due, we are both overdue for something weird,
me specifically, to be honest, well, you're going out of town to
California. Yeah, I am very very very very overdue for some stupid fucking
debauchery from my kids. Yeah. I can't wait till not the next episode
that comes out, because because we're gonna record, we're gonna record two episodes
tonight, but the next episode I'm looking forward to hearing some crazy ass nonsense
that happens. I will more than like, okay for starters, I'm going
to Ryan's house, and whenever we're at Ryan's house, something stupid happens.
Yeah, it's just it's just the way the last time you guys were driving
on in the bed of the truck going eighty on the highway of the fucking
highway, and then you had the weird uh stripper chick at the pool.
She had like a stripper name Chastity or something like that, and that weird
story. So something weird's gonna happen. And I'm hoping I know you said
you bought a tube for your your lake trip. Yes, so this lake
trip will be the first time that the kids have been on an inner tube
pulled behind a speedboat or any kind of any kind of boat in general.
And Lily has already made it an announcement. Uh, when we go on
the first time, I'm gonna go with Brandy and we're gonna go super slow.
And I was like, okay, cool, And then she's like,
well then the second time, Dad, you and I are gonna go and
we're gonna go really fast. Can you win there? When we will record
every fucking minute of it. Yeah, make sure the bumps get hit.
I want to see I want to see videos. You know what I'm saying.
Yes, I was speaking of that too, like a total dad move,
I told you as I walked in. But I pull up to your
house and, uh, the producer and Lily are cleaning the inside of the
truck that you guys are I'm sure taking the truck on the trip. And
so Lily has wind decks and she's cleaning the window and I walk up.
The doors open on the on the truck. I walk up and I just
lick my hand and wipe it across the outside of the window. And she
was like, why would you do that? And then I came on the
inside of the door and then did the same thing to the inside of the
door, so I was like, fuck you yea kills. But yeah,
so that's that's exciting for us. We're not doing anything crazy for the fourth
because Elias more than likely has to work the fourth of July here Kingman is
a free swim day at both pools. Yeah, as it should be,
so I'm sure he's all the lifeguards probably have to work on the fourth.
So we plan just to stay here. I'm gonna have the in laws over
and I'm gonna smoke steaks and then reverse hear of them because I haven't done
that for them yet, So we're gonna do that and then just just hang
out. So it's kind of weird. They'll go to work Monday and then
off Tuesday and then work the rest of the week. But I have a
trip planned at the end of the month of July, so that's weird.
Yeah, whatever do you guys plan. We're going to her sisters. Oh,
that's right, that's right, that's right. We talked about that nearby.
Why don't we get into our first topic. Yeah, sure, let's
do it, so it wouldn't be a Dad's episode. We kind of started
off doing top fives, I think on our very first episode. Yeah,
and we've done a lot of top fives over the one hundred and fifty three
plus episodes we've done. So I came up with this idea and I thought
about it because every time we do a top five, it's pre planned.
Yeah, let's talk about top five you know bon Jovie songs, let's talk
about top five movies from two thousand and two thousand and five. But when
you're at like work or hanging out with the guys, you never like,
hey, tomorrow, we're going to talk about top five hot dog brands.
Be ready for it. No, it's always on the fly. And so
as fun as top five lists are that you've prepared, I thought, I'm
like, let's do a top five list where I bring a topic that you
have no clue and you do the same thing, and we you obviously would
be able to kind of pre plan on yours, but that way you have
to do it on the fly, and it just makes it more genuine.
I thought of that change, and you would agree. You were like,
yeah, let's do that. I thought of mine right away. I actually
forced my wife to come up with the topic, and I had to explain
it and she's like, well, what do you mean? And I'm like,
give me a top five topic, a random top five topic. And
she's like, well like and I'm like, just give me a random topic
for women to do like that. She also hates it when we do top
fives because she's like, it's never top five though you always bring the rules
like me. She's talking to me like, you always do like an honorable
mention. I'm like, I'm not the only one that does that. Everybody
does that. Everybody does everybody does that. And she's like, but that
doesn't count because it's only five shut up right, act like you listen right.
The only reason why she don't say my dick's five inches, I say
it's five point twenty five inches, exactly right. You gotta have the extra
honorable mentions. So the first the first topic that like immediately came to my
mind was top five spelling words. Jesus, well, I'm going first I
get the top Okay, good, thank good, because then i'd really show
I've got my actually and uh so, top five okay, top five TV
shows all time. That's fucking hilarious top five T show TV shows all time.
That's fucking and I guarantee that our list is probably not gonna be any
more different than this list. Like no, no top five list that you
and I put together will be more different than this one right here. Promise
you you mean like crossover, you like, we will not. We may
not have any of the same shows. I can only think of one that
might be on there. So do you want to go you want to go
back and forth? Or do you want to go first? Okay, you
go first? Okay, So my my top five? Okay, I know
what number one is for sure. Number one for me is going to be
Doctor Who, Love Doctor Who, everything about it? So Doctor Who is
going to be number one for me for sure. Number two is probably gonna
be Game of Thrones. Number three is going to be Big Bang Theory.
Number four. Oh man, this is tough. It's tough on the fly,
this is tough. Number number There's so many good ones. What is
one? Okay? See you said TV shows. So it's a TV show,
it's an anime. Okay, it's a TV show. There's episodes.
It's called Hunter X. Hunter. Number four is going to be Hunter X
Hunter because I could. I can watch this. I can watch that series
over and over again. Hands down, Number I am going that is going
to be the only cartoon. I'm going to keep out all cartoons that I
watched as a kid, because I think those go into a different So like
the Mighty Ducks. Oh wait, these are honorable mentions on Fuck You,
Summer, Dark Wing, Duck Chip, Anddale Rescue shit like that. Like,
I'm gonna keep those out of this. I'm going a little more on
the adult even though the anime was in there right right. And then number
five, well, at your stage right now, as we're talking tonight,
you would probably choose these adult shows you've picked over the kid shows that you
loved as a kid. Yes, correct, yes, yes, Okay.
I know there's there is one show that I am missing that that is not
coming to mind that I feel should be on this list. But number five
is gonna end up being that's that seventy show. Yeah, okay, but
I know there's some on here that if I if I were to like stop
and think about it like we normally do, that seventy show would probably come
off and something else would come on. But the other the other four are
pretty solid in there. Okay. Yeah, so I'm gonna give I'm gonna
give one honorable mention, okay, and that's Futurama. Yeah see I can.
It's the show I could watch at night and I could watch all.
I love Futurama. Easy to put on. Number five, follow the suit
of that is family guy, Okay, I mean, and I was young
when it came out because it's been on a long time. It was on
a long time, so I love it. So that was number five,
Number four, number four, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go Peaky Blinders.
And number four. I knew there was one I was forget. I'm
gonna go number four, Peaky Blinders. Witcher. Fuck. Oh that's a
good one too. There wasn't enough though in that in my opinion. All
right enough. Number three is gonna be Game of Thrones. Yeah, that
was the only one I said it would be the same. No. No.
Number two is that seventy show. Oh shit, okay, yeah,
that's that's that's super high on my list. I love that seventy show.
And number one for me, hands down Supernatural. It's Supernatural is good.
It's currently watching it now for I think it's my sixth time and I'm on
season nine. I just watched it at night as I'm going to bed,
and I'll watch one episode or if I'm getting really tired, then I'll just
pick it up. So some nights I'm watching one and a half episodes.
Yeah, some nights I'm only watching like a third, like three quarters of
an episode. But yeah, so but that that's hands down my number one
of all. You know another so fuck man the librarians Warehouse thirteen. I
told you the second I had, Dude, so many fun right, but
if I give you a week to think about this, your list would morph.
Yes, more, It's funny. It's funny that you said. It's
funny that you said this because the second after the first thought for me for
my top five was obviously a joke. The spelling words, right, But
then I was like, oh, dude, top five like movie characters,
TV characters. I was like, dah, but that requires thought, it
doesn't. So I think we should do that on a on a future episode
where we do a regular top five planet, so you can actually really think
of think about it, because that's a great one. Yeah, Sometimes on
the fly ones you can't get too in depth, because yeah, on a
podcast like this, it'll just take too much to edit exactly exactly. Yeah,
oh, absolutely, cut all the dead space out. Speaking of dead
space, do you want to take a quick break. Yeah, let's take
a little to break. Yeah, let's do that. Breaking news. Wow,
got news for you. I got some bad news for you. Welcome
back to Channel D News. I'm your host, Squirt mud Bottom. Joining
me later somebody from the streets and somebody with a weather report. In our
first story, Cobain's broken guitar sells for nearly six hundred thousand dollars. Cobain's
smashed Fender stratocaster is displayed at Julian's Auctions in Gardena, California, on May
second, ahead of Julian's Music Icons auction of over twelve hundred items from rock
history and exclusive artist collections. Cobain's black Fender stratocaster is covered in scratches and
chipped wood. The names of Cobain and his former band Nirvana are misspelled,
and the guitar itself, which was once smashed and put back together, is
no longer playable. Talk about a mind blowing amount of money, My goodness.
Uh so I guess we're going to go with uh, We're gonna go
with our weather first, so we're gonna throw it to you. F mac.
Let's go. This is Frankie McDonald to my old team. Say July
the city nov Scotia. The asteroid two thousand twenty two A once head towards
the planet Earth on Toesday, July four, twenty twenty three. But the
asteroid two thousand twenty two A one's gonna buy pass here, but it's not
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ready to look up the astrop of this guy if it's a clear sky that
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If if it's the clear sky that night, but the asteroid two ty two
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that asteroid up in the sky. If it's a clear sky that night,
the asteroid's gonna bypass to your tall together, but it's not gonna hit DearS
at all. I want every single person to look up the ashroid for the
sky, be mighty prepared for the asteroid t a you want. It's gonna
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Be prepared, be safe. Thank you, Frankie Storm. I guess
that's why you're not allowed on vacation. Uh. We bring in your weird
Canadian cousin, and sh it just gets extra extra weird. I guess we
have another person in the streets this time I'm hearing it's what's his It's his
name's Creepy Dave. So creepy Dave. What do you got for us,
Creepy Dave? Okay, today is my favorite best animal called Crappy Barbara.
As you can see, crappy barb have a monkey face. They don't have
no nose, have scary eyes like a demon. Sometimes crappy propra stare into
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they even make mistake? It's not a demon monkey. It's just second face
of krepit Barbie. But the world is dangerous. Many are made into crabbit
braba lemon soup. Others must fight their worst enemies. The Burgs don't do
it. Burg don't know he did it. Many hours later, we see
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animal. Okay bye uh all right, thanks creepy Dave uh. In our
last story, service dog gets his own college diploma, winning huge cheers.
Seton Hall University gave Grace Marianna's service dog, Justin, a special doggie diploma
this week, to the delight of Marianna and her fellow graduates. Mm they
got through college together. And when Grace Marianna took to the stage to receive
her diploma Seaton Hall University this week, her service dog Justin was right beside
her. Her fellow graduates cheered as school president Joseph Neary handed Marianna her diploma.
She earned a BS in Education, graduating magna come loud, don't.
I don't know what that means, but that sounds pretty damn smart. Then
Neary held out a diploma for Justin, and the crowd inside the Prudential Center
in Newark, New Jersey erupted. The scene captured on video by the school
sources say that Justin the Dog is hoping that the Biden administration can reverse his
student loan debt too. For channelty News, I'm Squirt mud Bottom. For
Creepy Dave and Frank Mac, we'll catch you next time. Both fake news,
fake news. You are fake news. It's all fake news, fake
news. It's phony stuff. It didn't happen. It's all fake is all
right? Uh, good little news break there. It was nice to have
the boys back again. It seems like they're taking more and more fucking vacations
lately. But I guess when they pay the bills, they pay the bills.
So yeah, what else do we got? We got another year and
do your top five? Is that what we're doing? Yes? So,
after some after a little bit of deliberation, I came up with top five
sports teams to hate? Oh oh shit. Yeah yeah. And it was
tough because I had time to think about it and I didn't like thinking about
it. But yeah, top five teams sports teams to hate, like teams
that you genuinely just can't fucking root for. Okay, Uh so let's go.
I'm gonna throw an honorable mention in there, as the the Anaheim Mighty
Ducks. Okay, I don't have as much hatred now, but man,
did I fucking hate Ryan Getz laugh the goddamn eighteen years and it was funny
because his hair is like yours. Hockey players you don't know, but the
second he took his lid off, you were like, that's not the same
guy. Yeah, I hated him. I also hated Corey Perry, which
they were on the same team for a long time, and I just hated
that fucking team, like, no matter who they played, I could not
get behind him. Yep. I couldn't, which sucked because as a kid,
you got to watch like The Mighty Ducks the movie, you got to
watch The Mighty Ducks the cartoon, and there's every reason to be behind that
team, right, you know. But yeah, the Dodgers, yep,
I'll put them at number five, even when they suck. I fucking hate
them. I hate their fans. They're all pieces of shit. If you're
listening to this you're Dodgers fan, fuck you, That's all I can say.
Even if you're family, I love you, but still go fund yourself.
And that's not because I'm a Diamondbacks fan. I hated the Dodgers,
even when I didn't really have a baseball team really growing up, you know.
Yeah, So that's number five. I'm gonna go with. This is
tough on the fly, Yeah, this is tough. I'm gonna go whoever's
in that car is having a fucking time of their life. Sounds like it.
I'm gonna root against them. What team is number four? Fuck me,
dude, I mean I know who my number one is. That's that's
there's no questions there. The Dallas Cowboys. I'm gonna put them. I'm
just gonna put them at two because it's so fun to root against that team
and to see their collapse happen over over and over and over. Get that
one over that that that post that B word had posted where let's just yes,
and that was my That was like my number one was that the Cowboys
are the most overrated team year after year. I saw every year I saw
that. Uh. Number Number number three is the Ohio State University. Yeah,
in general, any sport, uh, but their special hatred that that
bellows deep inside of me from back in the uh meaningful Florida Gators days when
they actually the Gators got to beat them in the in the national championship not
only in football, but then in basketball the same fucking year. Yeah,
so it was a good year for a Florida Gator fan and especially But I
think where it stems from is just all the ship talk going into that Florida
Ohio State championship game and all to talk about how Florida's gonna get creamed and
the Ohio State's too big, Ohio State's too strong, blah blah blah blah
blah. And and I remember that game because opening kickoff, Ohio State housed
it seven to nothing opening kickoff, and I'm like, fuck, here we
go. And then Florida wins forty one to fourteen. So and number four
for me is gonna be Tom Brady. Okay, period. I will give
the guy his credit. We've said it recently on an episode Dynasty. Absolutely,
but I fucking hate the guy. I just I can't stand the guy.
I can't stand the Patriots. I don't mind the Patriots now Belichick never
really, but he's he's he's a jackass, and I don't like him.
Yeah, but it was Tom Brady that I really didn't like. So that's
that's gonna be. I think that's gonna be oh number one, of course,
number one, the Vegas gold Knights. There will never be a time
in my history. And I'll throw an honorable mention in there the Pittsburgh Penguins
only as an honorable mention because I have come to show respect for Sidney Crosby.
But I still hate that fucking team. Yeah, but I only hate
it because of him, because one of my all time favorite players ever was
a Penguin, which is Mario Lemil. Yeah. But number one, Vegas
gold Knights. I will never root for them, Nope, ever, in
any fashion possible. Would I root for them if they if it was guaranteed
that my team was gonna get take the lottery out of position, if my
team would get the number one overall pick because Vegas would win, I would
still root against Vegas. I'll take the number two pick because fuck that team
absolutely. So I'm interested in yours. Mine's a little different. So there's
because I don't I don't really have like I did, say, the Dodgers,
right, but outside of that, like the Yankees never really bothered me,
Boston never really bothered me, you know. So it's like like Houston
recently with their cheating, like Yeah, like I just didn't care. You
know. I was the same way with Houston, Like I cared, but
not not because it was Houston. I cared because it was cheating and they
got, you know, they get it was such a shitty way to cheat,
you know what I mean. So a couple of honorable mentions for me,
Ohio State, Vegas, Golden Knight, any California team period. Okay,
any California team period. And the reason being isn't because of the teams
per se. It's the fucking fans. The fans for every California team are
just excessive. They're just flat out fucking excessive. Right, that's a that's
fair, that's fair assessment Number five for me Alabama. Oh yeah, fuck
you Alabama and everything that you fucking stand for. Fuck you Alabama. See
it's hard because now, like that should have been on my list. Yeah,
I still remember the fucking day that what's that dumb ass running back?
He's still in the fucking league. He was on the Saints for a long
time behind before Alvin Kamara Alabama running back. Yes, I remember when the
hand changed from Florida to Alabama and the SEC and SEC Alabama has had a
run. They are a dynasty. Oh but I remember in two thousand and
six, two thousand and seven. It was two thousand and seven, the
year after Florida won their second national championship, and I remember Alabama beat Florida
in the SEC title and they and Tebo's on the sideline crying he's a senior,
it's his last game, and marketing Room's over there mocking them, and
then like doing the prayer thing and then doing the gator with somebody taping it,
and I'm like, I hope you fucking die in a drive by,
stupid son of a peach. Yeah, that was such a piece of shit
move right, Yeah, because no matter what you thought about Tebow, Tebo
was a good person. Name me. You could name me a more popular
college figure. Deon Sanders maybe no, maybe no, like no, I
mean, yeah, he went to the pros and he flaked out. But
I think the problem with the flakeout was because the whole Jesus thing, because
it's like, what quarterback can get drafted? Right? Start, Start a
starting quarterback despite how bad his stats were, win your go to the playoffs
your first year, win a playoff game, and then get booted. Okay,
and then you're gone. This is gonna sound kind of weird. In't
that a little crazy? This is gonna sound kind of weird. I think
I think you're dead nuts, right. I think that the reason why Tebow
didn't succeed is because he didn't sell his soul, right, because he he
didn't conform. He didn't and he didn't do not say he didn't want it,
not to say he didn't want it bad, but he didn't do what
Brady does, right. He didn't do what ray Lewis, Troy Polamalu,
what Joe Montana. He didn't do what those guys did. He didn't sink
his entire fucking being into the game. He didn't want to, right,
So all right, so number four, you're fine. Number four Atlanta Braves
as a Mets fan. As a Mets fan, fuck you, Atlanta Braves.
Can't fucking stand him. You'd think that it would be a little bit
different, like maybe it was the Reds or the field, but no,
fuck of Braves, Atlanta Braves. I have watched their fans, their team
just consistently be assholes. Yeah, over and over and over again. Fuck
you, fuck them. Can't fucking stand them. Number three Boston Red Sox,
same fucking reason. Fuck Boston and fuck their fans and fuck the Red
Sox. Did you feel did you feel I'll let you get done with your
listen, and I'll ask a question, okay, because I want to hear
your other teams first before I ask it. Number two is Dallas Cowboys.
They fall number two on my list as well. They're fun to root against.
Yeah, they're like the and and sorry B word. It's kind of
fun to watch their fans cry and build up every year. This is the
year we change, this is the year we make, This is the year
we break the hump yep and then yeah. Whereas like fans like Detroit,
where Detroit Lions fans are like, oh, I think we got it this
year. I think you feel bad for them, yeah, because you know
that it's not gonna work. Yeah, And they have so much confident and
they're not cocky about it, they're not assholes about it. They're just like,
this is gonna be it is gonna be it. We got it.
And then they ship the bed and go fucking one in seventeen and you're like,
oh wow, yeah that sucks. Ye, that sucks. Whereas Cowboys
fans. They're still holding on to something that happened thirty fucking years ago.
Yep, and they're like word of bit fucking dangy in the world. No.
No. Number one New England Patriots. I'm a Jets fan. I
have to hate them. It's in my blood. Fuck New England. Fuck
Tom Brady, fuck Belichick. Fuck Bledsoe. For that matter, I don't
even give a shit about It's Bledsoe's fault. It's his fault. And that's
how you know you're a real fucking fan because you go to fucking bletso Because
if Bletsoe would have fucking stayed healthy and he coke Brady never fucking apped,
never happens. Fuck you Fuck the Patriots. Patriots are another one. And
it's kind of funny, like a lot of a lot of my hatred stems
from the fans of the teams. Oh yeah, Like like going back,
going back to my list. I I don't necessarily have qualms with all of
the Vegas players. There are specific ones that I do hate, Like Mark
Stone, I hate that fucking guy. I hate that guy with a fucking
passion act like you've scored a goal at a professional level before you're a fucking
captain. You're now a Stanley Cup champion. Now. I understand when you
score in the Stanley Cup playoffs, especially the finals, and you have a
hat trick in the final game, celebrate that. Yeah, But when you're
a game forty three of the season and you score a goal to like,
you know, take a lead three to two, and it looks like you
just won the Stanley Cup or broke Gretzky's goal record, get the fuck out
of here, Lord Farquah. Nobody wants you. Outside of that. I
hate that team because the city and because the fans. That's why I hate
that fucking team. Yeah, all right, what's what's your question? So
regarding Boston the Red Sox, Okay, okay, did you did you not
feel happy at all when they were down three nothing to the Yankees and they
got their ass spanked in game three? It was what was it like,
fifteen to four? Yes, it was bad. Yeah. And then they
come back and they sweep the Yankees in the next four and then they go
on and they they swept the I don't remember it was that the year that
they beat the Rockies, and they swept the Rockies in the in the in
the World Series. Did that? Were you still like fuck this team?
I mean, it had been eighty six years. As a as a baseball
fan, I was excited to see it happen, okay, because I knew
that it was history, right, but as a Yankees fan, as a
New York fan, and see, that's weird that you would be calling that
you're a Yankees fan, but you're you're You're really a Mets fan, a
Mets first, so it's it's odd that you're both. So I am.
I am the only person in my family who likes both the Mets and the
Yankees, who likes both the Rangers and the Islanders and the Devils. On
top of that, like, I like the New York City, the New
York Yeah, the Giants, the Giants were they Yeah, we're the only
like little outlier. I rooted for him, but it was it was always
like and whatever, who cares? Like Nixon Nets, I both. I
kind of rooted for both Nixon nets. But but actually I'm a Celtics fan,
which is really weird. Yeah, which is really weird. But the
reason why I'm a Celtics fan is because I grew up watching my dad and
like and hearing like about Larry Bird and Magic Johnson and Kevin McHale and Robert
Parrish and Bill Russell and like you know, Red Arbach and all these guys.
Like so there's a little bit of a family tie with the Celtics that
makes sense, you know. So, yeah, I was just curious when
it comes to like when it comes to when it comes to sports, when
it comes to sports and teams that I hate, I will always enjoy a
moment in history, Okay, I will. I will always give it the
do that it's that it's deserved, right, But I will never be happy
for the team or the fans that it happened. But as a fan of
sports, but as a fan of sports, I'm excited to see history happen.
You know. An odd, an odd piece of trivia, the movie
Fever Pitch Okay with Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore. It was supposed to end
different. It was supposed to end where they didn't get together, Boston loses,
and that's what happens really, But it was filmed the same season as
that miracle season where they were down three nothing to the Yankees, and the
movie was supposed to end there another year where Boston falters, him and the
girl don't get together, and then it picks up the next season of him
like he Wallows, and it's like a quick scene of wallowing for a couple
of minutes, and then it picks back up at the next season like go
Red Sox Wow, And then because of what happened, they changed the entire
end of the movie, which is pretty cool. Yeah, that is pretty
cool. That's pretty cool. So that's a nice little piece trivia. Anyway.
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