I'm on the side. We're not your side. No, alright, guys
on my side. Calm it down back there. Yeah, all right,
you guys got to calm down right now. Sorry, sorry Dad, Allie.
Is your seat belt on? Yes, Oliver, No, put it
on, Bud, I don't want to one. Two? Okay, that's
on, Thank you, keep it on please, thanks, Bud. Finally
there's the sign almost their kids. Holy smokes. Is that the army?
Yeah? Wow? Or should we should we pull over? Yeah? Yeah?
Any tanks Let them do their thing. They're in a hurry. Any
tanks. It doesn't look like it's week. What are they doing? Probably
conducting some sort of training exercises in the area. Do you think they're looking
for a monster's dad? Monsters aren't real. It's probably aliens. Aliens.
Aliens aren't real. Even if they are, they're not out here. How
do you know, because I don't see any men in black men in black?
Yeah, ge man, you know super secret agents dressed in black and
white suits like the movies. Oh so why are they here? Yeah?
Dad? Then why is the army out here? Dad doesn't know things.
I know things I just told you all, like seven things they're do an
army thing like what? Yeah, like what like drills and jogging and singing
that army song you know? Yeah, yeah, all right, all right,
let's move on from this army thing. Okay, Well, I'm always
up for inventors, but English, nice word talking their dad? What are
what are all of us most looking forward to? The lake? Quality?
Family time together, relaxing, building a giant sandcouse on the beach. Hopefully
you'll be able to enjoy it more this time around. Yeah. Last year
I accidentally knocked down them when we built, right after you finished building it,
and Mom was like the Queen of dramatic reactions, waving her arms and
screaming sand. It was a masterpiece for a whole five seconds, and then
you fell on it. I was devastating. You can be a bit over
dramatic. Shut up, here's a turn. Do we have any more snacks?
So hungry? I'm sorry, kids, I guess we shouldn't just get
breakfast. You can you can you can have you can have a fruit back,
or you can have peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter sandwich sounds good,
Thanks mom? Yeah, thanks Mom? So what about you, Ali,
what are you most excited about Oh me too. Maybe we'll catch some big
ones this time, I hope so we only caught small ones last time.
Maybe they'll be nicer to Dad than last time too. Why what happened last
time? The fish punched Dad in the face? What you never told me
that? I was reeling in a fish. Just as I was about to
bring it into the boat, the fish started to flop on all over the
fricking place, and it punched Dad. It sucker punched me. Was a
slippery bugger, didn't want to be dinner, didn't give up. So we
deserve to live. Remember what that taught us? Never age. That's right.
It's not over till it's over. As long as we're together, we're
strong, stronger, sure Dad. Oh the Chris Bear and the sounds of
nature, this is what I've been craving. I can already feel the stress
melting away. I hope it's not smelly like last time. If it is,
I hope you can stay in a hotel as long as they have a
water park. Allie leave her farts at home? Yeah, good job.
I hope there are any spiders in a room. Yeah, Oliver, you've
always freaked out when you see a tiny spider. They're so creepy. Don't
worry. I'll make sure there are no spiders. Thank you. Smells good,
Thank God, no smell, no smell, and I hopelly no dead
animals. Clean up again. Oh it's lovely. Your brother did a great
job on the reno. Yeah, Chris is andy, all right. Wow
it looks so different. Wow, he did a really good job. Look
at those windows. Wow. Look there's so many boats on the lake.
Hopefully the least some fish for us. He said he knocked out a wall.
I thought he was kidding. Are we sure this is the same cabin?
Look at the bathroom. That's nice. Who cares if it's the same
place as last year. We're staying here? Yeah, Hey, Kellie,
new bunk beds, I called Him's on the top bunk, No way,
I want the top bunk. Best two out of three? Go three two
one dang yes three two one one three two one No, fine, you
get the top bunk this time. I give you. Victory is mine?
Okay, Well we're playing for it again tomorrow. Yeah, but that's tomorrow.
It's problem. You gotta get a good angles hard that good lighting.
It got to do a panorama selfie so you can get right half. Um.
Oh crap, um, I think I forgot the sunscreen. No problem,
will just picks him up from skinners. Skinners is clothed, wear a
hat. That's no fun. Hold on, here you go? Oh thank
god? Sun? Here I come, Mom, Dad, helicopter military chopper?
Ah? Oh no, is that a giant rain cloud? Yeah,
it looks like it. But it's so sunny out. I hope you can
still go to the beach. Don't worry, everybody. Look the weather app
says it's supposed to be sunny. It'll be a light drizzle at most.
All right, kids, my turn, Dad? How much longer until the
rain stops? I want to be outside. I know it's not the adventure
we hoped for, but let's make the most of it. Who knows,
maybe this board game will surprise us. Can we do something else? Yeah?
How about a movie? Yeah? What movie? Any movie? Hm?
TV doesn't seem to be turning on. Let me check the power.
No power because of the storm, I don't think so the lights are still
on. Is anything we can do? Dad? Can you fix it?
Might not be any power? Going to the plug YouTube, I'll get the
tablet. Well, look at it. In the morning after I call Chris
and ask him about it. Oh, sorry, kiddos, there's no internet.
What then, what are we gonna watch? Signal? No bars WiFi
modems connected to the same PowerBar as the TV. So no Internet. What
do we do now? Never? Fear Dad is here? Grab that blanket,
Find me a flashlight. It's time for time for time for what?
Wait for it? Waiting a tail from the depths of the underworld. Near
a small town not too far from here, there was a top secret military
base. They were conducting classified experiments involving aliens. Aliens. What did the
aliens look like that? Well, legend has it that they were tall,
shimmering silver skin, and large almond shaped eyes that glowed in the dark.
They possessed advanced technology and had the ability to disappear and reappear at will.
One stormy night, just like tonight, the alien's presence was felt throughout the
town. Unexpected lights filled the air, and strange noises echoed in the distance.
People were both fascinated and terrified. The military tried to capture the aliens
to study their technology and learn about their civilization, but the aliens were always
one step ahead. Disappearing into thin air whenever they were corned, so they
were never caught. No Ali. The aliens remain elusive, leaving the town
filled with wonder and fear. Some say they still visit the town to this
day, observing from the shadows and waiting for the right moment to reveal themselves
that this isn't real. They were encountered the alien's face to face. As
long as we don't hear the sound of the screeching, we know we'll be
safe. But if we hear the terrible, piercing, agonizing sound of their
screech, then it's already too late. Oh you got It's good, all
right. Time to settle down and get some sleep. Yeah, it's been
an adventurous evening. Wouldn't you say no? Wouldn't you say no? No?
Ali? Oliver? And what look? Look? Is that normal?
I don't know what is it? It's probably just a storm. It's not
raining. Where are you going, Callie? I want to see some Allie?
It's mine? Is that the army? I think? So? What
is that? I don't know? Is that over the lake? Damn?
What is it? Dad? Get away from the window, Madison, Dad,
what's happening? It's gonna be okay, go get dressed. What is
it dressed? Why? What did you see? Something's happening over the lake.
I don't know what exactly, but I think we should go. Is
that gunfire? Yeah? I think it's the military. Shouldn't we stay here,
like get under the bed or something. No, we need to go.
Kids, I'm ready, I'm ready. What is it? What's going
on? What's going on? Oh? Shit? Where the keys? The
key next to the ball? There one in the car. Let's go home.
What the hell was that? I don't know. I don't know.
Kids, put on your seat dot, don't go too fast. We'll go
fast, but don't crash. I got it, I got it. Kids,
belts, they're on, ron Oliver, I'm not just on. It's
on. I promise. Where are we going? Good question? What's closest?
Uh? Gimi? Left? Left? Left for sure? Left?
Belt? Liam belt? Wallet? Got it? Good news? Kids were
staying in a hotel. Yay? Ship? Oh boy, it's okay.
You go, you got it. We're okay, We're okay. What the
hell was that helicopter crashed? Look up there, something's above us. It's
that a cloud. It's too fast for a cloud, Liam, What the
hell is that? I don't know. It looks like a giant waving blanket
or a giant jellyfish. Jellyfish don't fly either, do blankets. How high
up is that thing? Hi? I think? Is that thing following us?
Why are we whispering trying to figure out if we're a nope or a
quiet place? I guess then shouldn't we not look at it unless we're supposed
to look at it? Like a tiger? What tiger's pounce when you run
away from them? Isn't that bears? I think it's bears. It's tigers.
I think it's bears. Kids, quiet, Madison, turn right there.
Let's just let's see what it does. Mad Do you see anything out
there? No? Do you see anything? I can't. I can't see
anything. Is it still following us? I don't know what. Kids,
you see anything? I don't see it. Maybe it kept going yeah,
maybe it was just moving the same direction as ass. Okay, maybe we'll
be ah. Kids, Are you okay? Kids? Mom? Callie?
Are you hurt? Dad? Callie? Mom? I'm okay, you're okay?
So you're both okay? Yeah? If you get eaten? Yes,
what do we do Do we stay here? Do we get out? Not
yet? What if there are stomach acids? I don't want to be digested
mean either? Cars still going? Maybe we drive where Madison? I don't
know, Liam. I've never been eaten by a giant cloud before. What
the actual what the hell is that? I think it's the thing's I What
is it looking at I think it's looking at us. Just stay calm,
don't make any sudden movements. What are those things? They look like spider
legs? That looks more squid like momp dog. What are dentacles, arms,
fingers? Just let them thinks. Oh God, let's not do anything
to piss it off. Can't get out? M h Maddie, I'm fine,
kids, Mom, Dad, You're okay, You're okay. Is it
over? Can we get out of here? How is this thing still running?
It doesn't matter. Roads over there? The car still running? We
need to get out of here before that thing comes back. Is it still
out there? I don't see it? Where are we keep driving? I'll
keep on the lookout for a sign. Kids, It's okay, Everything's gonna
be Oh, Oliver, Callie. We are so proud of you. Okay,
you've been super brave, and I want you to know that we love
you. Aarve you. I love you so I love you too. But
I don't want to die. I want to die. We are not going
to die to day. Okay, we punched that thing in the face,
right, yeah, yeah, it's stupid eye. And no, it's not
to mess with us again. Okay, okay, okay, Liam, Liam,
it's the army. Yeah, it looks like they've set up some kind
of checkpoint. Oh thank god. No, no, no, no,
no, what they won't let us leave if they know what we saw.
Shouldn't we tell them? No, I don't say anything. Shit. What
do we tell them about the damage to the car? Say it? Say
it was a tornado? Ah? Oh sorry, sorry, officer sir.
Um the windows won't go fine you folks? Okay, oh not really,
Um, we rolled our car. Yeah, I was just gonna ask any
injuries. We're pretty shaking up. How did you roll your car? We're
not really sure. We were driving and suddenly there was a strong gust of
wind. It felt like a tornado touchdown when we got caught in its path
and it just rolled us. A tornado, I mean I think so was
augusta wind or something. We don't know what else it could have been.
Where you headed Gimli at four in the morning. Yep, you don't think
that's a bit late for your kids. They were sleeping until the wind tornado,
whatever it was, rolled us. Thank god for seatbelts, right,
kids, What are you doing out here? Sorry? Sorry about that?
Military drills? Oh? Stay here? What are they doing talking about?
If they Holy shit, where did he come from? I don't know who
is. It's a man in black, Liam, Liam, local one's there.
Cars are parked at the ditch, anyone in them? No, what
do we do if they ask us to step out of the car? Oh?
Gun it again? I'll catch him off guard. Kids, If I
tell you to put your head down, you put it down and keep it
down. Okay, Okay, Okay, he's coming, he's coming, coming
evening. Connor's family, Um, evening. I hear you had a fairly
adventurous evening. I wouldn't say that. I think we'll have to get a
new car given what happened. Indeed, and you say you saw a tornado,
didn't really see what it was, but it felt like it. It
happened so fast. One moment we were on the road. Next the car
was rolling. Luckily, we're all safe and the car is still drivable.
Luckily, luckily see anything else out of the ordinary? No, no,
well then, I'm sure you folks want to get back on your journey.
Make the most urification. I'm sure you'll be all right. I'm sure we'll
be fine, good, good, safe journeys. Connor's family, Bye bye,
now, thank you too. I didn't like that guy. Yeah,
I mean neither. Did we tell them our name? Nom? How are
you folks doing? More? Coffee? Oh? Thank you? Thank you?
There you go. If you need anything else, let me know coffee.
Thanks. Got the army still in towne go on as quick as they
came. I guess they got whatever they came for. Good making all tack
rackets and brooks clothing up all the roads don't good for business. All right,
it sounds like we don't have to worry about the military anymore. M
Pretty sure we wouldn't be having breakfast if we did. Probably should still watch
what we say, though. I guess we'll have to get a new car
too. Yeah. I kind of want to buy the exact same model,
though, considering the beating this one took. Yeah, your kids should eat
up. It's getting cold, okay, not really hungry, that's okay.
Did we punch that thing in the face? Yeah, we did, right
in its face. I think your mom driving into its eyecounts. I guess
you're right, Dad, well sticking together, not giving up? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, he was. We should look at renting a car to
get back home. Can we stay out here a bit longer? You want
to stay out here? Maybe go to a different beach. But I don't
want to go back to the cabin, mean neither, I don't know.
Please, that guy's the military has gone. Yeah, so the alien's probably
gone too. I mean, I guess it doesn't really change anything if we
go home now or when we planned, it might seem suspicious if we don't
stay. Yeah, I guess. Can we still go fishing? Yeah?
Maybe we'll start doing catch and release though. Does that mean we're still going
to the beach too? I think so probably. Yeah. Get some sand
castles, builds, maybe don't destroy them so soon this time? Sandcastle down?
It wasn't that dramatic. You please cast the catch up here? You
go, sweetie, Send some of the toast this way, he kes,