Naughty Tuesday on the Minnesota Goodbye. So we will get to the naughty emails
coming up momentarily, but in the meantime, let's jump in. Hello KATIEWB
team, Please, I'm begging you stop reading complete mail complaint emails about the
podcast ads on the Minnesota Goodbye podcast. We all agree the ads are annoying,
and you've addressed that you're working on at a thousand times as a topic
that's become so repetitive it needs to die. It's now ruining the Minnesota Goodbye
listening experience because it is twenty five percent of every episode. Thanks for all
that you do, dart Lick from Bridget. You know what, Bridget,
You've got a good point. I guess it's just something that we're passionate about.
So we will move on to something else. Good afternoon. I was
listening to the Minnesota Goodbye on Thursday or Friday last week, can't remember which
day. One of the emails, Oh, this is about ads again,
so I we'll move on to what she says at the end. So let's
move on to the end. And this one says enough complaining, You're amazing
love the show, Dave. Can I say You're a legend at Jenny,
You're doing an amazing job at Second Mike, and I've grown to respect you
so much. Even though I am way older than you, I look up
to you. Drake. You remind me of my sons. You are such
a great addition to the show. Thanks so much for brightening my every day.
That is Nicky Firefighter CPR. So thank you, Nicky. That was
very nice. Sorry to not read the part about the podcast and that type
of thing, so I will skip through that one. Next one. Hello,
longtime listener and a fangirl here. While listening to the podcast today,
I had a thought of all your co hosts over the years, Lee,
Angie, Lena, Fallon, Steve, Jenny, Drake, Who did I
miss you, Miss Crisco. Who of them, if any, solicited the
most hate mail? Not that any of them weren't loved. I loved all.
I'm curious of a certain personality somehow evoked more haters to mail or email
in and pick at them and complain about you guys all very tough and hopefully
thick skin being public figures. I'm sure you put up with a lot of
garbage. Love you all, from Kristen Kristin, I'm going to take a
picture of your email and send you a staff writer sticker. That's a good
question, I mean, and I've only worked with a few of those people,
so i have no idea what the answer is. None really honestly,
Steve probably because Steve would deliberately provoke people. And Lee never, Lena,
never Fallon rarely, You never Angie occasionally because Angie was kind of mouthy.
What about Corey Fuley? No, no, no, huhuh. So I
would say Steve, but Steve was that was who he was. He was
deliberately he would poke the bear and he didn't carry either, like I would
be so upset and I was like hurting people's feelings or whatever, and Steve
it just I mean, he's still a lovable person. I'm not saying he
doesn't care about people's feelings, but he just it's like that was his thing.
He loved to rile people up. You know, you're absolutely right,
and that was part of his charm. And he was a great, caring,
warm person. But that was kind of who he was. On the
radio, Dave and Jinny, you got to share this with you after you're
talking about day are on the Morning Show. My twelve year old had his
DARE graduation last week, and he was selected from his grade to read his
essay out loud and added some humor to it. I added the link below
to his program. Fast forward to the forty seven mark to hear his smart
ass charm As he is talking about blood alcohol concentration, dwi's and DUIs.
He says, so, if your BAC is above the legal limit, you've
definitely been cracking some cold ones. All the other parents giggled. My husband,
who happens to be a high school teacher in our town, and I
both laugh and shake our heads, but we are both guilty of cracking some
cold ones. I'm not able to play the audio because I would have to
push a whole bunch of buttons here on the board and probably mess something up.
So but I think we got the just to it. I love you
long time. That is from Emily. Thank you, Emily. And that
is very cool that at twelve years old, that he was able to come
up with cracking some cold ones. So very cool. Hold on, we
adjusting things. Yeah, we're good. Okay, got it, Okay,
had to adjust some audio. Next one. Taking that one out of there,
here we go Minnesota. Goodbye, Dave. I know how you say,
no hill goes up forever. My dad had a similar that's no hill
for a climber. And I love them both, So in other words,
I say, no hill goes up forever. And then her dad said,
hey, that's no hill for a climber, So in other words, you're
strong. Yeah, it's not even a hill. I like that. Second,
I've got a funny poop story. Oh boy. I was at a
smallest party at a friend's house, and it just so happens the only bathroom
in their house had a window directly out to their deck where we were all
hanging out. And as you know, when you get that feeling like,
oh boy, stomach gurgling, something's going to be really loud, noisy,
and come out fast. It was tricky because literally I would be on the
other side of the wall with the window open, and everybody right out there
would totally hear. So I made a quick goodbye and scooted it off to
my car. I tried to bolt home, but a halfway I had to
pull over the side of the road, pants down, ass hanging out and
look over and there's an f oh there's a freaking skunk right next to me.
Thankfully, it totally ignored me. I did my business, got in
the car, and got the hell out of there. And no, I
didn't have toilet paper and I didn't care. I was just so glad to
not get sprayed. I would love a staff writer sticker Donna from Rochester.
Donna, you have earned it. That is funny. We used to do
a bit on the show called where did you take an Emergency Pooh? And
maybe we can bring that into the Minnesota Goodbye. Yeah. So if you
have a story about where you took an emergency pooh, I knew somebody who
took one in the laundry room trash can at their apartment complex. If you've
got one, would love to hear about it. Maybe an hat or maybe
I don't know. You're I don't know. You're in Disneyland and you had
to go and you couldn't make it the bathroom, so you went in.
It's a small world. I don't know. I'm just I think you'd think
that I would have some crazy stories about that. The worst one I have
personally was I was camping at a cabin for the Fourth of July. We
were all drinking all weekend, and the place we were staying at didn't have
a toilet, like we had to literally go to a different cabin to use
a bathroom they had. They only had like an outhouse, like really far
away. And so I had been like holding in things all like for like
two days basically, And then we went to some fancy cabin across the lake
that they knew the neighbors, and I went in the field to just pee
and I ended up going number two in that moment, unprepared because I just
couldn't hold it anymore. Like I was in the squat and position and I
just pooped in the field. You know, some times you did surprises you.
It's like I didn't expect that. Oh there it is all right,
totally different subject, Hi, y'all. Okay, so long time listener.
Over the years, I've always wondered what the situation is with Alison Chase and
their moms. I feel like they are close in age, and just hearing
bits and pieces over the years, I could never figure out the full backstory.
Today, finally I heard Dave say on War of the Roses that Alison
used to go between houses when he and Susan weren't together, so now I
know there's more to the story. Lol. Dave said it was a story
for another time, so I thought I would be the one to ask him
to tell it. Love you, guys, and thanks for being the best.
I can't get myself to say the Minnesota goodbye catchphrase, so I will
leave it at this, and that is a grimace face. Thanks for reading
my email. That is Laura and andover. Basically, Okay, so I
had Beth when I was nineteen. That was just kids being dumb and not
using birth control and not even thinking about it. And I did think Cricket
was on birth control, but I was too naive and shy to ask her
whether she was. And then yeah, so there comes Beth. Next one
is Alison. So we have Alison. And so at the time, honestly,
I would break up with Susan and then I would go be with Julie.
Then I'd break up with Susan Julie and go be with Susan. And
so there's Alison, and then with Susan, and then so Chase was born
about a year and a half later. So Susan and I had broken up,
I was with Julie. Julie got pregnant, and then Julie and I
broke up, and then I ended up with Susan, and then Susan and
I would break up again when Alison was like about five years old, and
I lived with my ex fiance, Susan lived with somebody else, and then
Alison would go back and forth on the weekends during the week or what ever.
And you know, but in the end, it's all good. And
then your last child, well, Carson was. There was no mystery there,
no, I know, I just want to make I want to lay
it out for people who are curious. Thanks to me. That was nine
years later, and Carson was you know, like not totally expected, but
definitely welcomed. Yeah. So, but yeah, that's kind of how the
story goes. And all these years later, everybody's fine. And you know,
Alison never even questioned it until she was probably fifteen or so, and
then she wondered how things happened. Chase has never questioned it because I think
his mom told him the story. Yeah, And you know what's funny about
Julie is I don't know what story she told Chase, And we never bring
it up because Julie's gone, and if she told him a different story,
I don't know. I don't know. I don't really want to to even
go there with him because everybody's happy. Let's see if there's another one here.
No, let's try no looking before we get to Naughty Tuesday. And
that is another one that is complaining about the commercials, et cetera. Let's
try this one. No, that one's about that. There's a lot of
people that I'm gonna I'm gonna take her advice and I'm gonna skip the ones
that are about the podcast content or the ads. All Right, here we
go with a Naughty Tuesday. A few items. I think you guys.
I think of you guys when I blow my nose in the shower every single
day, and whenever I hear rocking around the Christmas tree, that song for
Dave is my last Christmas such as stupid fucking song. So in other words,
he hates rocking around the Christmas tree. Yeah, in the same way
that I don't hate it, but I don't like last Christmas. It's okay,
I don't turn it off. It's just kind of like stupid. Anyway,
I have a question or maybe looking for advice. I am almost forty.
It's coming from a guy, by the way, I think, Well,
their name is Stevie, so it could be a guy or a girl.
Yeah, almost forty, and I almost always I know, I always
have and still close my eyes during sex. To me, it was like
kissing with your eyes open. I always found it weird if I kept them
open. To put things in perspective, I am married, I have kids,
and I've been with over ten guys in my life, but every one
of them when it comes down to doing the business, I close my eyes.
My husband Okay, so apparently this is a woman, but you know,
it could be a guy, but chances arts woman. My husband has
never said anything about it, and we are pretty open to try new things
and toys, etc. So I don't think it bothers him. But I
know I'm in the minority with this. What should I do? I know
he keeps his eyes open, so would it be weird if I started staring
at him. We communicate each other and talk dirty, So I don't know
why this makes me uncomfortable when it is something so simple. Thanks for your
advice. Your bird box equivalent fan reference to the Sandra Bullock movie I don't
get that reference, but maybe I'll have to check that out. Do you
get that reference, bird Box? Not really, but maybe because you watch
the movie and you talked about it. I don't really. There must be
something in there, and I probably have watched the movie and I don't remember.
So anyway, let's go back to the eyes open or closed. I
I think a lot of people keep their eyes open because you want to make
that eye contact, and you sometimes close your eyes, but I think a
lot of the time you want to look. Guys are very visual. Guys
like to look at what they're you know, like hooking up with Yeah,
guys love to watch. Guys are very visual that way. I think women
are more likely to close their eyes, but certainly not everybody closes their eyes
all the time every time. Yeah, I think it's very much how you
feel in the relationship. I don't know. I mean, I can be
honest and say that I definitely wasn't opened my eyes with like random hookups I
didn't want. I didn't care about that intimacy, but intimacy I don't got
somebody. Yeah, I would also say that I don't have my eyes open
that often with my boyfriend I've been with her for four years now. Either
because I think that there's like a level of like too much eyes open.
Maybe my perspective, I don't know. I'm sure everyone's very different, and
I think that's the thing. Everybody's very different, and sometimes you decide you
want to close your eyes, and other times you're like, you know,
you're like making the intense eye contact. So I don't think that there is
a normal. I think whatever feels comfortable to you. Hello, my favorite
morning show crew. I got a naughty Tuesday story, so please don't say
my name. My then boyfriend now husband and I were at a country music
festival. We fest decided to engage into some late night tent lovin'. It
was fucking intense. To get it fucking intense, that's an old joke.
Anyway, he was downstairs DJing me, if you know what I mean,
and we both fell asleep. Yep, spent nearly all night with his phalange
in my innards. So in other words, they fell asleep during sex and
he was still inside. Woke up the next morning and I kid you not,
his thing shrunk half a size, was snow white and so pruney,
like imagine the most dried up raising you've ever seen in times that by ten
and he could barely bend it. I took a picture at the time,
and I can't find it now, Lucky for you. We had a good
laugh about it, but I swear it took half the day for his finger
to return to normal. Now he's maybe maybe he is talking about fingers.
I think they were because she said he was downstairs, d Jane. What
she said, downstairs DJing? What is DJing? Me? Well, you're
using your fingers to scratch back and forth. Okay, they're not talking about
his body party. I was going to say that would be difficult to sleep
all night with your body part inside. Yeah, shrunk half his size,
snow white and so pruney. That is pretty funny. Okay. Another same
one, same person, regarding the most embarass saying thing you've ever said,
and still to this day regret. I was a freshman at a football in
college. At a football game with my girlfriends. We were sitting in the
parents section talking with one of the moms who was talking about her son,
who he didn't know. She was describing him saying, Hey, he's not
super into sports, he's into theater. In arts, never had a girlfriend,
didn't have many guy friends, but had a bunch of girls who were
friends. This was twenty ten. For context, I word vomited, Oh
is he gay? Immediate regret. His mom instantly got defensive, claiming it
was not gay, and she seemed more embarrassed than I was. A few
years later he did end up coming out, but I still to this day
regret being the one to suggest to her All these years later, I would
say, it's funny that you were able to figure it out. I think
that we all know somebody who seems to be gay. Let's be honest.
You and I know somebody who seemed to be gay forever and they recently came
out and was no surprise. It was like, yeah, I totally knew
that. Yeah, no shame in doing it and no shaman knowing. And
I'm gonna guess that his mom, unless she was just totally oblivious or in
denial, she knew it too. Yeah. So on a side note,
please don't cancel me for associating this con qualities for being gay. Back then.
Twenty ten was a different time and I wouldn't now, No, I
think that is I mean, you know, argue with me if you want
to. But I think if you like you know somebody who I was never
into sports, and nobody mistook me for gay. I didn't have a lot
of girlfriends though, so there was no I don't know. I think there's
certain things where you kind of suppose whether it's twenty ten or twenty twenty four.
Anyway, thanks for reading my stories. Love you guys. Love.
Don't say my name. I can see your name at the top of the
email, but I will protect you and not say your name. That is
it for today's Minnesota Goodbye. Send your emails to Ryan Show at kadiwb dot
com. We'll get chock on the next episode of The Minnesota Goodbye.