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It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast with
Jack and Carnasco and JP Sorrow. We

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were so very much back and we're
still greedy. Oh yes, we're still

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greedy. Then a motherfucker in this
bitch. It is WCW greed. I

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need some burritos. Who's got brits? I mean, it's all here.

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March eighteenth, two thousand and one, The Absurdities Issue fourth from World Championship

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Wrestling One final time on pay per
view. It's that WCW logo that spelled

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doom one last time on pay per
view. Doom they weren't they They weren't

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there now at this point they were
well gone. The way that pre roll

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WCW goes, What do you mean
this? I absolutely fucking mean that.

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I don't know what the funk that's
supposed to be like, I don't know

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what is that that like it?
I mean it sounds like something out of

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like a you know, uh,
like a sci fi movie. It's like

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I'm walking down the hallways of a
haunted prison with the lights on, which

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is kind of what it was.
Yes, I guess that would be WW

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A fair assessment of the company.
So it's DDP with short hair. That's

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the first thing you see in the
broadcast here. I got it for you.

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I'm still standing, and the fact
that I'm still standing calls under some

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diner skin every day. I mean, he may be a genetic free but

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he's no mental giant. Game plan
I have could be summed up in a

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two words. I can't hit that
cutter from anywhere because I hit him with

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that. I'm not hunted. I'm
the hunter. A leave well Sneyder.

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He's getting he's getting banged, getting
banged. That's as in the Diamond Cutter.

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It sounds like he's gonna get fucked. I'm not the hunted, I'm

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the hunter Hurst Helmsley. Soon enough, soon enough, he would be to

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be employee stunner with Big Gold and
h Yeah, we open up Tony Shiavanni.

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If it's professional wrestling, then it
must be greed. Let's say that

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again. Not wrong, He's not
wrong about that. That's for Sjair.

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Tony says, well, the first
w W Greed pay per view with Pyro

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firing off here from Jacksonville, Florida
at the Jacksonville Memorial Coliseum, a long

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time stomping grounds of dusty roads.
When he was, you know, mister

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Florida through the seventies. Oh sure, that makes sense. A bad choice

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of venue to feature him in his
son and Tag action. I mean,

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yeah, sure, I'll take budget
cut Arrow where they had the same exact

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set for every nitro, every thunder, every pay per view, just one

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big screen. It's so depressing,
it's so depressing. That's point of no

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return. I talk about the logo. Point of no return is when they

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went to that set that never changed. Yeah, that's when you knee as

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fucked. Yep, yep, yeah, when when they when they're not willing

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to to cater to their shows,
it's you know, it's it's it's not

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far it's not the the the the
end game is not far right right,

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there's no there's no willingness to try
to breathe life into it anyway. That's

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like, you know, we're going
to keep you comfortable, but that's about

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all we can do. As as
you flatline in the nursing home, yeah

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yeah, yeah, exactly, it's
like they know they're just easing in like

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a extra dose of morphine. And
as I look out on the roughly five

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thousand and attendants and Jacksonville Boss on
this pay per view. I can't help

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wondering do they know? Do they
know this is the last w CW pay

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per view, in the last w
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I'll ask you this question. Are
they ready? Are they ready for

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it to be the last one?
Do they want it to be the last

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one? Are they saying? Then
the word question? Fuck this ship?

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You know right? Take him out
back and it's suffering old yell? Are

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these motherfuckers interesting? How they made
the ww greed logo sparkle like it was

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some kind of like gaudy grilled diamond
from the two thousands hip hop era.

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It's greedy, apparently greedy you get
the nitro party music. Tony Schavani and

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Scott Hudson at ringside say what you
will about the very dying days of w

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CW, but not a bad announced
team these two. I can't I I

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can't say on the voice of Scott
Hudson, Scott work. Scott Hudson's voice

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is so phony to me, Like
everything he says sounds like it was written

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down for him and he needs to
recite it word for word. Yeah,

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there's just no he doesn't have that. He has that sort of infomercial.

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Yes, like that's the thing,
Like, even if even if you wrote

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they wrote, if they did write
down everything for Tony Shavani, he sounds

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like he's fucking selling it and it's
coming out of his mouth for the first

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time. So I'll give you a
choice, the voice of Scott Hudson or

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the hair of Kuiwi Scott Hudson,
No question thoughts on Quewe's hair. It's

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repulsive, it's it's it's it's in, it's inconsiderate, it's unacceptable, and

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it's to start this show off like
that with not only two fucking bozos I've

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never heard of before, but to
have this clown trying to be what like

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a poor version the poor man's version
of Scotty too Hotty fuck off. Yeah,

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it's a good one. I haven't
thought of that parallel. You know,

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man, what I wouldn't have given
to be in the room The first

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time you laid eyes on Kuewi.
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stared at my computer screen like with
my mouth open, and I'm just like,

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what is a Kuiwi? Are you
positive? We've never seen him before?

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Him warming he was on Star K
two thousand. I don't think.

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I don't. I don't recall this
idiot ever ever, you know, coming

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in front of my eyes before real
name Alan Funk, product of the power

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Plant, Georgia boy, hard worker, just wore his hair like that,

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as he tells the story in a
shoot interview with Hannibal, Vince Russo and

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Terry Taylor. Once we're sitting at
the airport and he was with Mike Sanders

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walking through, and Vince noticed that
he had his hair sticking straight up.

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That's how he used to wear it
before. It was his gimmick. Can

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you believe it? Bush, that's
a there's nothing more pro wrestler than like

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dressing up like your gimmick before any
booker gives it to you to get noticed.

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And they were kind of laughing and
they were like, you really wear

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your hair like that? And I
said yeah. So Vin said, you

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know what, I might have something
for you. Then there's I love that

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shit. Oh, I mean the
hair is entertaining, bro. And look

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I know I I No, he
didn't say no, he says, I,

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but he isn't. I know,
bro, exactly. Okay, that's

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better. And so they said come
see me at Nitro and he talked to

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him and they talked about what a
Quiwe character might look like, what it

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might be and what did Russ Hotel
Alan funk to go home and study boss

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A videotape of the SNL character Mango
played by Chris Catan. Do you remember

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Mango at all? I remember Mango
quite a bit. And that's what que

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We are supposed to be. It. Mango's hilarious, but Quewi is not.

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Quewe is a desire saying there's a
disconnect here. There is a massive

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disconnect and in fact, I question
any connectivity whatsoever. Making his first appearances

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in wc W. Quewee was actually
managed by Paisley. Paisley litterly known.

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You got that right, great Booker
T's wife Charmel before they were wed,

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and she was just a nitro girl
transitioning into a vale. So they were

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linked up in their lead there.
That's nice, I guess absolutely. They

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said it's kind of eccentric, is
what they called it. Kind of kind

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of kind of eccentric. They're they're
really winning me over with this fucking idiot.

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The gimmick was supposed to be where
everybody, he says, was kind

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of mesmerized by the qui wi.
If you walked in a room and the

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kuiwi was there, you know,
even if you were a guy, you

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weren't gay, but you kind of
there was something about the kui wi you

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just gravitated towards. No, no, not at all. Actually, in

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fact, you know what, I
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No gra I gravitated elsewhere. I
gravitated to the fridge instead of the

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television. I gravitated to the furthest
possible place I could go where QUIWI wasn't

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say it. You all about the
look hard working son of a bitch.

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I don't care like yourself to take
WCW seriously at a time when there was

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no reason to. You know.
The thing about him, though, he

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just feels like one of these these
old muscleheads who just you just you know,

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there's just no chance in hell he's
gonna make it. Yeah, you

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know, you'll have this moment as
a as a as a loser, and

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then he's done. He went on
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and TNA for several years, but
that was about the end of the I

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don't know, I forgot what they
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wasn't part of He wasn't in during
the Hogan era. No, he wasn't

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there during no that that was post. He went to HWA. They sent

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a lot of guys they absorbed with
the ww purchase. WWF that is to

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the Heartland Wrestling Association, that's the
territory they used to have in Ohio.

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Was just like O BW and a
lot of them just went there and ended

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up treading water under this guise of
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to WWF television. But many of
them were just sent there and cut.

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He being one of them. He
went to TNA and he was in the

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West Hollywood Blondes with Lenny Lane,
who he also teamed within WCW. They

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were creative Control for a minute,
I believe or that was Lenny and Lodi.

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I'm confusing LOADI and Kuiewe similar gimmicks. Sorry, but yeah, he

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teamed Lenny Lane and TNA for a
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Miss TNA Championships of Vice Russo and
booking. TNA picked right up we left

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off as it regards to the gender
bending aspect of Kuwe Gods sakes, so

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not originally scheduled for Greed were told
was this opening contest as Queiwee takes on

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Jason Jet but due to what happened, the Quei found himself on the card,

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they tell us on comment Arry,
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Yeah, and he's the only guy
in the building apparently that knows vincepot

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WCW and not a very bright young
man apparently smartened up despite being looking like

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a fucking idiot. Just a wee
bit eccentric, Scott Hudson says. Tony

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also says WWS about opportunity. Just
a quewee bit eccentric, is it?

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Yeah? Pretty much the w Poters, Tony says, or giving quewee this

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young man, Jason Jett an opportunity. Jason Jett was a veteran of VCW,

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where he wrestled as easy Money in
the dying days of that promotion as

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well Nice Area List, and apparently
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He had just won a match over
Alex right on Thunder, which they made

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a big deal out of and they
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Even after WCW Saturday Night was canceled
on TBS in the fall of two

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thousand to no fanfare, as the
Saturday Night six five tradition of wrestling on

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the Turner Networks ends without any celebration, without any commemoration, with all attempts

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to make the show mean anything.
In the WCW cannon out the door eighteen

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months ago, they still had their
syndicated slots that they populated with the Worldwide

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Show, which is basically Mike Tonay
and Scott Hudson at a desk pitching to

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two week old clips of Nitro because
by the time in air oxydication, they're

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already been another week of WCW that
had aired. What a fucking what a

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lame disaster? That the fact that
I made myself find and tape Worldwide,

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that was it. I say,
I have a real problem here. Yeah,

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yeah, real bad. I really
it wasn't. There was no live

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matches. It was just recapsicli excuse
you. I can't excuse you for that

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one. I don't blame you.
But it is a time capsule because it

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lasted longer than Saturday Night, It
lasted longer than any shoulder programming WCW ever

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produced, and it actually was on
the air kind of like even longer than

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Nitro was, because there were some
international television slots that aired Worldwide that that

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continue even after the final episode of
Nitro. Yeah wow, Yeah. The

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actual technical I don't know the exact
date, but I believe it was in

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May ever airing of a ww television
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version was in fact an episode of
Worldwide that aired in the UK, I

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believe in May, showing clips obviously
from months ago, but here just as

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little time capsule, just a little
taste of what could have been. I'm

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pretty obsessed with what WCW thought they
You know what, the people who weren't

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smartened up to how inevitable the sale
was were allowing themselves to think about,

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oh yeah, building new guys,
and they're actually being a future Here.

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Here's how they talked about Jason Jett
on one of the final episodes of Worldwide.

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My the most competitive division in World
Championship Press, like, no question

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about it is the Cruiser Whites,
and that bar has been raised very high

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by the likes of Chavo Guerrero,
Junior, Shane Helm, Shannon Moore,

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Evan courageous Raymus Terio Junior, Billy
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you come into World Chipchampionship Wrestling as
a cruiserweight, that's not the easy way

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in. Jason Jett has made his
debut in WCW and he can hang with

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the best of them, no question
about that, and hats off to the

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talent acquisition department of World Championship Wrestling. In the past couple of weeks,

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we've seen the debut of people like
Kid Romeo, the tag team of Air

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Paris and aj Styles, and most
recently, the debut of a young man

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twenty seven years old from Tennessee by
the name of Jason Jett Scott. You

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referred to him as a cruiserweight,
but I think he's right at that cruiserweight

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weight limit. I wouldn't necessarily stereotype
him as just a cruiserweight. I think

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Jason Jett is a young man that
can also hang with the heavyweights. Very

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close to his hometown is where he
made his incredible debut on WCW. Thunder

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Alex Wright was the first man in
line to take on Jason Jett. What

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a match that was. Jason Jett
and Alex Right now, Jet had made

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a name for himself on the independent
circuit, Mike, but this is the

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major leagues of pro wrestling and Alex
that's right, went down to the feet.

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What a debut for Jason Jet.
Scott. I can tell you that

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the ultimate compliment for any wrestler,
let alone a young man like Jason Jett

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making his World Championship Wrestling debut,
is recognition by the other superstars in the

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locker room area. And my sources
tell me that during that match, many

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of the WCW wrestlers were circled around
a monitor backstage and when they saw the

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creative, innovative, offensive moves of
Jason Jet, their jaws dropped. They

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were amazed at what they saw.
I think this young man has a very

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bright future in World Championship Wrestling.
They have a boss at curtain sellout for

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Jason Jett. You know he's sitting
there wondering about the talking about the talent

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acquisitions. What about the mergers and
acquisitions that were all going on at the

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time. Yeah, fuck TNA and
we like m and A. Just amazing

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to hear them like talk like there's
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that's so wacky. So it's Jason
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greed que Wee blindsides and sends Jason
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it out on the outside. Fake
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It's strong. Put your earbuds in
if you're watching on Peacock as a reliable

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it's rough. And we know for
absolute certain it was a thing because Guy

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Evans and Publishing built the Nitro book
and Dave Penzer's biography has circulated several copies

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of Nitro formats in Thunder Formats from
two thousand. Wow. And you can

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see right there in the notations make
sure a crowd noise here, make sure

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a crowd noise. Oh my god. That's so well. It actually explains

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a lot because there's such there.
There are moments in here where I'm like,

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wow, like the crowd is really
dead. Yeah. It was surprising

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in other areas where you'd hear crowd
noise, but it's you know, right,

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it's fake crowd noise. I mean
I always I kind of think that

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most of the time, but I'm
always like, nah, they wouldn't do

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that. Yeah. It's just so
it's so depressing because it's like the least.

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I mean, it's so hard to
come up with any objective measure of

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some what makes something in wrestling good? Yeah, you know, because it's

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not real. The outcomes aren't real. Who looks strong and who looks weak

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is very readily in the control of
the wrestlers, and they're out there trying

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to execute a direction that you can't
always appreciate in the moment. And so

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it's like, can I at least
can I at least have authentic crowd reactions

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to gauge if someone's being successful or
not? Can I at least have that?

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No? Of course not, And
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even in the golden days and the
Hasbro era. Of course they laid those

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fucking tracks down like you wouldn't believe
you heard them on Colisey and videos.

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I mean with the years of today, you know, high definition audio,

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earbuds in and remember we never watched
wrestling as kids with earbuds in. Of

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course, of course, what a
difference that makes in terront of it?

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Does you hear every little fucking thing? You could just tell real from fake?

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Is what you can tell? Ye? And so well could we always

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with professional wrestling speak for yourself.
So there's a kick, it's caught in

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a backflip, and then Jason Jet
superkicks down quee wee. Scott Hudson says,

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WW built our name on veteran wrestling. Yes, I couldn't believe this

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shit. We built our name on
better than rests. Then who the fuck

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are these clowns? I don't know
what? Why? Why? He said

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that like veterans particular moment, right, like save that for for a moment

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when you have you know, veteran
wrestlers, not these fucking goons chasing Jet

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to the top rope and the launcher
takes out quee wee. I can't He's

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just a fucking absolute loser. Well, there goes any chance of getting Scott

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on the show. That's okay,
we accept that as part of what we

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do. Uh. I just can't
with these you know, I don't know,

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it's just it's it just rubs me
the wrong way, these these fucking

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bozos. Future of w CW is
being served. We're told here like I

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don't know, like a TV dinner. I guess, like a you know,

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like an appetizer. I guess maybe
there were like like the hot dogs

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going around. Uh, you know, concessions there JJ, we should say

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Jason Jett slams Quewe under the corner
a middle rope down into a leg drop

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gets to Nick Patrick presiding by the
way, in case you were triggered by

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this, I know, you know
troubles, you know, trouble is a

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foot. Jason Jett with rather upsetting
pants. They almost look like lingerie.

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Well, you know, he kind
of supposed to be a stripper. I

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guess as easy money. He was
supposed to be like a Chippendale's guy because

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he just like, he reminds me
very much of like a rundown version of

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Eric Watts at times. Oh very
nice, I can see that, you

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know, like a trashy version of
Eric Watts. Well, and Eric Wats

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who can work. I'll give him
that, Uh sure, I mean,

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but the thing is like, yeah, you can work, but nothing about

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these guys and I and listen,
I know I'm always I'm the first to

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to you know, completely get on
somebody's case. But I want them to

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be good. I want these guys
to excite me. And maybe they were

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good, but they didn't excite me
one bit in this entire match. That's

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fair. Yeah I did notice the
quality of the action on the show,

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well, well, there's heavy effort. It is kind of like there's a

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sameness to the kind of you know, exertion that these guys are putting into

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the matches. There's no variety.
Nothing stands out as, oh, that

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was the work rate match, which
I think is kind of important. Honestly,

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you can have work right up and
down the card. I'm not going

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to complain, but don't don't be
surprised when it all sort of blends together

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and your match doesn't mean much more
than the one that came before and after

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it. Here. I mean,
frankly, they were going through a situation

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where they were so constrained from a
talent budget perspective that they were just throwing

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guys from the power Plant onto television
who really, you know, didn't have

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any seasoning. They didn't really have
a house show circuit to speak of to

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get these guys seasoning in the first
place. They didn't really have an affiliation.

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They kind of had one, a
loose one with the NWA wild Side,

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which was the Georgia promotion that aj
Styles and air Paris, who you

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saw or heard rather referenced in that
worldwide clip they came from that promotion where

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they had feuded and caught the eye
of Terry Taylor, and he brought him

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in the Dying Days at wcw AJ
styles with a one match on funder both

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before the ship closed out. God, that's all you need, that the

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one match on thunder. It's fine. He was also an ambulance driver in

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an nWo two thousand segment in January
two thousand on Nitro where Jeff Jarrett his

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future TNA boss and brethren. So
he just shi out of him, just

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winning all around. So here we
have Jason Jett stomping the crotch and looks

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to the crowd, turns and does
the rocking chair rocking horse admission thing,

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you know where you do like the
pendulum swing underneath your legs. There.

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Yeah, he dropped the elbow after
releasing it for too Scott Hudson says,

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Queeby's hair is falling like a Sioux
flet. Dusty Rose, attention, I

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did hear that? It was like
anything again? Fucking putting in his gullet

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at this point, kind of a
stumble on a reverse Irish whip, and

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Que's dropped with a forearm backdrop and
to the apron goes. Queewee fires off

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some some shots. Grabs though,
tell me where did this name come from?

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QUEWI, I don't that. I
don't know that. He didn't explained

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to the interviews I watched, because
we talked about the genesis of it,

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but not the actual name. Like
it's bad enough that it must be mango

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Kiwi and they just played off of
it. That's unacceptable. Yeah, yeah,

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they should they I mean, they
should have called him passion fruit is

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what they should have done. I
don't off standard and practice, but have

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won for that stuff, Passion of
the Christ. There we go, so

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uh, Quey grabs Jason Jet by
the ponytail and beals him over the top

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rope like he was throwing him like
he was a baseball. Yeah yeah,

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that's a unique look. And then
Quee with a fucking suicide dive. Jason

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Jet way the hell out of the
way already, and que Wee goes splat

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on the floor. Splat he goes, just misses and fucking eats so much

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shit. Jason Jet charges and he's
backdropped. He does a handspring on the

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ropes and springs back with a DDT
on the floor, which is done when

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I spawned, and then he he
does the buckshot Larry and Ladies and Gentlemen.

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Two thousand and one. I called
Jason Jett innovating Adam Page's future finisher.

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And there we go. I I
called Quiwie Scottie two Saboo on the

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floor with Saboos taking standing Moon's out
by Jason Jett off the buckshot LARRYA.

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It gets too whipped. At the
corner, Quibi kIPS up reverse whip.

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Queibe hits and he's he launches Jason
Jet with a backdrop, clearing the ropes

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and the post all the way to
the floor. And now it's Quebe choking

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Jason Jet with a camera cable just
like WCW Man. He's he's He's choked

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by cable, choked to death by
cable. Now so is woman right?

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Jason jets whipped and takes an awesome
flip bump into the rail and he's splayed

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out on all the chairs at ringside. Quee starts wigging out and ring announcer

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Dave Penzer's face and rolled back in. Quebee gets too. Quibie then lifts

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for the slam, but actually drops
Jason Jett in his face instead of his

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back. Interesting, you don't see
that room body slam position too often.

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You're lifting you dump. Yeah,
that's true, that is true. Actually

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I saw a couple of people do
that inadvertently, a renaissance rumble, trying

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to learn the body slam, you
know. You know. Also I heard

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Dusty Rose was also taking dumps on
this show. Yeah, he got dumped

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to the floor. All right.
I remember a lot of offense experimentation in

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WCW. Then, you know,
these were like green guys are just going

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out there being like, look at
what we can do. And that was

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about all you could hope for because
it's not like you had to pass a

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charisma test for them to take your
power plant tuition. Yeah, and when

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all of a sudden, the power
plant was the only vein they could tap

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tap to freshen up the television show
with all the big salaries on the sidelines,

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this is what you got a lot
of, like you know, complex

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maneuvers going on. Yes, I
always remember kind of being intrigued like this

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was sort of a vision of what
WCW would have meant had Bishoff executed on

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the vision because he was going to
dial down. Apparently the salaries, but

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he's going to try to bring back
the big guys. But he was it

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seems like he was trying to source
like a different kind of talent Rob Me

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and Dan be an example. He
really like Sean O'Hare and wanted to lean

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into what he could do, and
the Cruiserways were supposed to get their own

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booker and everything. I don't know, I kind of feel like this is

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a glimpse at what the inn ring
of the FUSI in WCW might have looked

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like. I think Bischoff had just
enough of an influence over what the product

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looked like at this time that we
can reasonably infer that. Yeah, I

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remember feeling that was sort of like
a that that was a hope that was

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dashed. Not that I loved it, but I felt like I was grasping

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something like a different flavor of WCW. Yeah, than wasn't been a total

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shit show for so many years.
Yeah, and then it was gone,

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and it was like WWF kind of
picked up the fumes of it. With

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those wrestlers in the audience it wrestleding
me seventeen. A lot of them characterized

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the style I'm talking about, And
then they of course, you know,

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got on a main roster and got
fucking slaughtered. Right, Anse'll fucking beat

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up and as fast as possible.
Jason Jetts and punches, hits the ropes,

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but it gets thees pressed by Kuewe. With some punches cover gets one.

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Quewee sucks chant breaks out. I
think I know somebody who'd agree with

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that. They said that, you
know, that might be a fest prea,

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but it's not like Luthas's hair.
They're on Kuiewi, and Hudson says,

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I think you didn't see him in
Charlotte. Charlotte, You've died blonde.

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He's good. They call him Angry
Alan, also Alan Funk. Oh

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my god, I think we mentioned
him during laps Funk. We're talking about

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wrestlers who have had the Funk name
but aren't part of the tribe. So

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I think this is the first time
we've ever mentioned him. Antiella that's the

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maybe, maybe it's possible. I
I'm I can I can understand why I

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wouldn't remember or choose to forget choose
too, that's this complete garbage. Quebe

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lucks on a sleeper, Jason Jets
stands up in it and then quebe yanks

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him down in a pinning combination for
two, and then with the nice vertical

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suplex Is Kuebee he gets two off
that Jason Jets purchased in the ropes.

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Quie climbs JJ though with a crotch
shot and it's pretty insane. He goes

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for a top row power bomb this
Jason Jet and Kiwi somehow tucks in a

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Hurrican Rana while they're in flight.
Yeah, I mean, honestly, you

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know, that was the most exciting
thing of the match, and that should

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have been it correct, that should
have don't do that. There's a transition

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move, and people haven't seen you
do one tenth of that to date.

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It's like you've always said, like, you know, while while if you

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if you do a move that is
clearly more you know, like out of

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this world even you know, like
even more spectacter, then you're finished.

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You should end with that. That's
right, you know, because that otherwise

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it really it just hurts that move, right well, it deflates the move

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altogether, Like even the move that
you just did, you know, I

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think I remember you was talking about
that at WrestleMania and we did wrest Maine

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seventeen because you were like, this
is one of those times where the most

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impactful move end of the match with
Vincent Shane, what was it the coast

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coast to coast drop kick, which
you've never seen before. Excellent from Shane,

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right, yeah from Shane. So
yeah, pretty pretty wild spot here.

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These guys are trying hard to impress
the crowd that it's almost a three

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for Quebe, very close cover.
Then they're back up a whipon to drop

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down over the top goest Jason Jet
into way tilto world headsissor attempt, but

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Kueewee while Jason Jet is twirling around
his body sits out. There's a counter

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to the tilto world head scissor.
Thank you very much, sit out on

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that, bitch, sure, sure, all of a sudden, you got

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yourself a facebuster for two. Yeah, and then Kuebe goes for the pile

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driver, but Jason Jett with another
low blow. What's up with that?

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He keeps fucking sheeting Kuewei by the
way, looking like looking like fucking Ace

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Venturi here. Yeah, that fucking
hair and uh, this is a good

400
00:27:33.400 --> 00:27:34.319
point. This is a good point
to listen to if you ever want to

401
00:27:34.319 --> 00:27:40.759
hear a wrestler scream springboard elbow as
Jason Jet calls it and then nails it

402
00:27:42.240 --> 00:27:45.400
and then kIPS up with some great
fire. I think they call that one

403
00:27:45.440 --> 00:27:48.359
the shockwave, about the four hundredth
move in pro wrestling called a shockwave.

404
00:27:49.200 --> 00:27:52.559
Now the crash landing where he lifts
him up in a suplex, but Kuebe's

405
00:27:52.559 --> 00:27:56.079
on his feet, mitaw rope sunset
flip gets two for Kuwe, who then

406
00:27:56.160 --> 00:27:57.880
hads a pile driver, but no, it's blocked backdrop out, pull down.

407
00:27:57.960 --> 00:28:03.000
Jason Jet rolls through to the waistlock
back elbows by Jason Jett. One

408
00:28:03.039 --> 00:28:07.799
misses, and that's opening up the
opportunity for a northern light suplex bridge combination

409
00:28:07.880 --> 00:28:11.799
by Kueewee Boss. It's about bridging. If you're gonna mean ship, if

410
00:28:11.839 --> 00:28:14.720
you're gonna If you're not gonna bridge, get the fuck out of here.

411
00:28:14.759 --> 00:28:17.640
You're not gonna bridge. It's gonna
be a long road to four stars.

412
00:28:17.759 --> 00:28:23.079
Now, Tony says something very interesting
here. Okay. He says that it

413
00:28:23.079 --> 00:28:30.359
doesn't matter who wins. Okay,
and he tells us why I wanna tell

414
00:28:30.400 --> 00:28:41.200
you an we're enjoying this. Oh, he knows, he knows we are

415
00:28:41.240 --> 00:28:45.640
not having fun, Tony, we
are not having fun. Quart to quarter

416
00:28:45.680 --> 00:28:48.359
whip kip up under goes Quebee.
He stumbles back into Jason Jett and they

417
00:28:48.400 --> 00:28:51.279
butt heads and Quebee spills to the
floor. Jason Jenson puts his finger to

418
00:28:51.279 --> 00:28:52.720
his mouth, almost as if to
shush the crowd, and then he lays

419
00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:56.119
down in the ring as Quebe collects
himself on the outside. That's to play

420
00:28:56.119 --> 00:29:00.960
possumas Quebee climbs, walks the ropes
a bit and misses a elbow drop,

421
00:29:00.759 --> 00:29:03.400
and then Jason Jet gets up,
hopes him for what he called the crash

422
00:29:03.480 --> 00:29:10.279
landing and flips and falls and breaks
the balls. Yeah, what is it?

423
00:29:10.359 --> 00:29:11.599
What is the crash landing out?
I forgot? Is it a sup

424
00:29:11.599 --> 00:29:15.440
plex? Spin around? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's

425
00:29:15.000 --> 00:29:18.400
he left him like a vertical suplex, but you turn them so he landed

426
00:29:18.440 --> 00:29:21.720
in his back right, which if
you did a vertical suplex anyway, he

427
00:29:21.759 --> 00:29:26.000
would Yeah, though from what I
understood. So so I sit there and

428
00:29:26.039 --> 00:29:30.599
I question why you know there's not
listen that's always it, Like, what

429
00:29:30.720 --> 00:29:36.200
about this move is more impactful than
the other move. It's a mystery will

430
00:29:36.200 --> 00:29:38.240
never solve as this is the final
w W pay per view and I believe

431
00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:41.480
the final WW match of one Jason
Jets He gets to win at twelve seventeen

432
00:29:41.480 --> 00:29:47.240
over Kiwi. In the opening contest
of Greed two thousand and one, some

433
00:29:47.319 --> 00:29:52.720
pretty awful dubbed over music onto the
Peacock Feed just effortless the music they pick

434
00:29:52.799 --> 00:29:55.039
for this ship. I mean,
it doesn't matter, doesn't really matter.

435
00:29:55.119 --> 00:29:57.559
It doesn't. No, it doesn't. It's literally it doesn't because because this

436
00:29:57.680 --> 00:30:04.839
is just it's it's deplorable. Sign
Dusty for president. There's also I'd vote

437
00:30:04.839 --> 00:30:10.319
for him even now. There's also
a sign. I don't know if you

438
00:30:10.319 --> 00:30:12.279
saw this one. There's some kid
is holding up a sign for Goldberg,

439
00:30:12.839 --> 00:30:19.039
but okay, holds it upside down, so okay, like kid, you

440
00:30:19.079 --> 00:30:23.160
couldn't fucking you're on the hard camera. You couldn't fucking figure out how to

441
00:30:23.160 --> 00:30:26.240
hold it to sign the right way. This is the point where everything is

442
00:30:26.279 --> 00:30:30.759
emblematic of w CW of course,
right it would happen in w C Yeah,

443
00:30:30.839 --> 00:30:33.480
right, yep. We get a
package of Kidman and Ray who are

444
00:30:33.559 --> 00:30:37.279
chasing the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships belts
that were just being introduced to WCW at

445
00:30:37.319 --> 00:30:41.599
the time, fucking dubbing the let's
bring in these fucking new belts that aren't

446
00:30:41.599 --> 00:30:45.720
gonna matter, and we complete answer
new belts. You know what, the

447
00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:52.000
answer is, less belts in every
case, at every promotion there has ever

448
00:30:52.079 --> 00:30:57.599
been. So we have Young Dragons
as the opposition, incredibly depressing red ropes

449
00:30:57.640 --> 00:31:00.599
on Thunder back then. I don't
know what the we're thinking. I had

450
00:31:00.680 --> 00:31:03.000
ropes on Thunder. I know.
It's just disgusting. They just stopped trying.

451
00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:07.240
From a look perspective, Kid Romeo
and Elix Skipper were breaking through as

452
00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:11.119
a team, making a statement in
the tournament. They beat three count Shannon

453
00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:15.000
Moore and Evan Courageous. They show
brackets, they show that Air Paris and

454
00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:18.480
aj styles that a forementioned tag team
was a part of this tournament in fact,

455
00:31:19.319 --> 00:31:22.599
and the finals are Kidman and Raymisterio, formerly of the Filthy Animals.

456
00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:26.319
They were still coming out to the
music and kind of referencing themselves as part

457
00:31:26.359 --> 00:31:30.319
of the stable against the new comer
Kid Romeo and Elix Skipper. Elix Skipper

458
00:31:30.319 --> 00:31:36.960
another product of the w CW power
plant out of the Bronx. So he's

459
00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:41.160
the guy, is he the guy
who who walked the cage in TNA.

460
00:31:41.680 --> 00:31:44.480
He will go down in history for
that more than anything else. Marie again,

461
00:31:44.640 --> 00:31:47.200
I think I mentioned that in TENNA. Meant you showing that to me,

462
00:31:47.319 --> 00:31:49.640
like you all those things really,
like you saved it on your DV

463
00:31:49.759 --> 00:31:52.799
on your TVO or DVR just so
I could watch it. Sometimes I came,

464
00:31:53.200 --> 00:31:56.640
I'm sure I save that puppy on
VHS. But that was Yeah,

465
00:31:56.680 --> 00:32:00.359
that was back when T and A
had the most bitch and paper reviews in

466
00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:02.200
the business. Yeah, there's two
thousand and five. Man, they weren't

467
00:32:02.200 --> 00:32:06.319
fucking around. I don't know what. I don't know why it was all,

468
00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:07.839
what the alchemy was that made it
all work all of a sudden,

469
00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:10.559
but those are some incredible shows.
It's like it's also you know, there's

470
00:32:10.559 --> 00:32:17.440
probably something about being new and like
needing to needing to succeed in some fashion,

471
00:32:17.680 --> 00:32:21.359
you know, like you need to
succeed and that and that kind of

472
00:32:21.400 --> 00:32:23.559
helps it out that you know,
makes you, I don't know, like

473
00:32:23.559 --> 00:32:28.960
like try to try harder or something. They were just they were leaning into

474
00:32:29.000 --> 00:32:31.680
the stuff that they did so much
better than wwe even wanted to, let

475
00:32:31.759 --> 00:32:36.519
alone, hope to and they weren't
trying to force things that weren't to their

476
00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:39.720
strength out there, you know,
to keep up appearances with their friends in

477
00:32:39.799 --> 00:32:43.960
the business, or to tell themselves
they're a bigger lead promotion than they are.

478
00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:45.279
Like, they didn't want to be
the EX Division promotion, but that's

479
00:32:45.279 --> 00:32:49.839
what they always were, ye,
I mean, that's basic shit. And

480
00:32:49.920 --> 00:32:52.079
so when an AJ Styles one of
their top stars is on top of the

481
00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:55.519
EX Division, then the X Division
can be framed appropriately and can animate a

482
00:32:55.519 --> 00:32:59.400
pay per view such that it's an
incredible show. And you know, some

483
00:32:59.440 --> 00:33:00.759
of the tag team they were freaturing, like the Team Canada guys, and

484
00:33:00.759 --> 00:33:04.759
some of these high work rate tag
teams America's most wanted, you know.

485
00:33:04.799 --> 00:33:07.759
They formation Nelik Skipper and Christopher Daniels
along with low Ki as Triple X.

486
00:33:08.079 --> 00:33:13.359
It was just great because their top
act were also X Division work rate guys.

487
00:33:13.720 --> 00:33:15.880
Yeah, yeah, you can go
with them. They weren't like,

488
00:33:15.880 --> 00:33:19.279
oh, here's a heavyweight from fucking
WWE that we have to force you to

489
00:33:19.319 --> 00:33:22.240
care about, right, he gets
a big pop night one, and then

490
00:33:22.279 --> 00:33:24.079
after that it's like, Okay,
why why do you want this to be

491
00:33:24.200 --> 00:33:29.319
TNA? Exactly when there's plenty of
stuff here. We really want to see

492
00:33:29.880 --> 00:33:34.920
anyway, so awful belts, the
worst belts in the history of professional wrestling.

493
00:33:34.920 --> 00:33:37.559
I mean, did they even try? Do they even try? They

494
00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:42.240
to me, it's so it's something
to like what like like sheets of metal

495
00:33:42.279 --> 00:33:45.559
and just said here this is it. Let'ld say to melt it down like

496
00:33:45.599 --> 00:33:52.240
a you know, baking shrine.
Right, it's worse than that Timbrey WCW

497
00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:54.039
world title they put on Luga after
fla. It is worse than that.

498
00:33:54.119 --> 00:33:59.640
It's it's it's it's awful. These
are just awful, awful belts. Hudson

499
00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:01.559
says they're gorgeous, and he's wrong. Of course, of course he does.

500
00:34:01.880 --> 00:34:05.319
It's more awful. Dubbed over music, here comes he looks Skipper for

501
00:34:05.359 --> 00:34:07.639
no reason in a white dew ragon
pleth Here this is a great Here you

502
00:34:07.639 --> 00:34:10.360
want to hear one of the great, the great flubs of all time.

503
00:34:10.760 --> 00:34:14.920
Listen to what did he look?
Skipper's wearing a fucking glad trash bag to

504
00:34:14.960 --> 00:34:17.639
the ring. Well there's that too, But here's here's a complete blunder.

505
00:34:17.639 --> 00:34:21.480
If this is w CW. Right, here, this is WW two thousand

506
00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:25.519
and one. Uh with Tony Shiavanni, we have just seen a phenomenal oldbody.

507
00:34:25.719 --> 00:34:30.280
Tag Mount is a crucialweight division,
and now we're gonna crown our very

508
00:34:30.280 --> 00:34:38.239
first crusier weight tags eat Chim.
What's wrong with that? The opening match

509
00:34:38.440 --> 00:34:42.280
was not a tag match, was
not a cruisery tag match. Oh he

510
00:34:42.280 --> 00:34:46.000
said tag, He said with a
tag. We have just seen a phenomenal

511
00:34:46.320 --> 00:34:52.920
obody tag Mount is a crucialweight division. Sorry, Tony, you deserve that

512
00:34:52.960 --> 00:34:59.079
one. He knows. Any bite
you play from Tony for this whole broadcast,

513
00:34:59.119 --> 00:35:02.960
that's gonna be arspong like his he's
elsewhere. He's like, how am

514
00:35:04.000 --> 00:35:06.800
I going to not leave my rental
car tomorrow at Nitri? Yeah? Yeah,

515
00:35:07.000 --> 00:35:12.400
how can I best use googling how
to fog windows without having a broad

516
00:35:12.440 --> 00:35:17.280
in there? Oh? He he
is, yeah, he is just like

517
00:35:17.360 --> 00:35:21.960
I mean, I was like,
that is there are the there are bad

518
00:35:22.079 --> 00:35:25.159
times, but that's really you know, things are are not going well.

519
00:35:27.039 --> 00:35:29.760
So Elix skipper walks the ropes and
back flips in with a chain on.

520
00:35:29.800 --> 00:35:31.880
This is still the ear where guys
thought it made them have charisma to wear

521
00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:36.880
jewelry in the ring. Of course, the Latin sensation from South Beach,

522
00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:40.880
Kid Romeo with the heart shaped sunglasses, shiny plethor everywhere. You mean the

523
00:35:42.440 --> 00:35:45.480
Kid Romeo? You mean the love
child of the rock and John Leguizamo.

524
00:35:46.719 --> 00:35:52.800
That's a good one. That's a
good one, hilarious, Filthy Animal's music

525
00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:55.199
just starts at midstream. There's no
built it's just like just writing the lyrics.

526
00:35:57.000 --> 00:35:59.960
Ray with the half mask, interesting, I don't remember that era.

527
00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:04.360
Half mask for like two seconds before
he goes to no mask. W you

528
00:36:04.400 --> 00:36:07.199
can't even leave him, let him
keep a half mask on for more than

529
00:36:07.239 --> 00:36:10.119
a minute. Kid been dressed like
a bum, as always dressed like a

530
00:36:10.119 --> 00:36:15.280
guy who wakes up at eleven thirty
on his day off for under this outfit?

531
00:36:15.400 --> 00:36:19.320
Like why why do you have to
dress like a complete fool? So

532
00:36:19.360 --> 00:36:21.679
here's the promo they cut on the
pre show to give you a little more

533
00:36:21.719 --> 00:36:23.920
flavor of what Kidman and Ray were
bringing as a package back in two thousand

534
00:36:23.960 --> 00:36:28.599
and one. No party last night, too much, Man, too much,

535
00:36:29.199 --> 00:36:30.800
be ready a little sick. But
you know I'm let that stop us

536
00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:34.760
from being the first ever tag team
cruiseweight champion. I'll tell you what,

537
00:36:34.880 --> 00:36:37.079
these two fools ain't gonna come in
here and take what we've earned, right,

538
00:36:37.199 --> 00:36:39.159
I mean, we've been here too
long with these two green ones.

539
00:36:39.199 --> 00:36:43.639
Come in. You know kid Romeo
in Primetime all they're just cocky, that's

540
00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:45.960
all they are. You know,
they just get things handed to them.

541
00:36:45.960 --> 00:36:47.679
And then we're not gonna hand them
another state. Got nothing on them.

542
00:36:47.880 --> 00:36:51.719
It's time for us to shine.
It's right, you ready to be here?

543
00:36:51.920 --> 00:36:55.000
You ready? Rocket? Get that
Bronco in there. Mans giddy to

544
00:36:55.039 --> 00:36:59.679
him. I will put the party
party appterwards. Find him. Will some

545
00:36:59.760 --> 00:37:05.960
last there? Yeah, Captonville,
Florida. This is mock house and I

546
00:37:06.079 --> 00:37:09.000
built this house. And I'm glad
w c W had the Cruise Away Tag

547
00:37:09.039 --> 00:37:14.519
Team tournament because now they gave us
a chance to showcase our killed as pause

548
00:37:14.599 --> 00:37:20.159
that Ray and that kidman, Kidman, Kidman. He's not the guy who's

549
00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:23.719
allergic going to the gym. That's
the ones I'm talking. He's crazy.

550
00:37:23.880 --> 00:37:29.760
He's gonna beat us, I don't
think so. Once we get them in

551
00:37:29.800 --> 00:37:31.119
the middle of a ring, we're
gonna beat them down. And when they

552
00:37:31.159 --> 00:37:35.119
try to get up, we're gonna
beat them down some more. Killed.

553
00:37:35.159 --> 00:37:45.280
I asked prime Time babies who house
noise struck usagh. Yeah, he sip

554
00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:51.119
the times it disadvantaged showed. I
think he's said stuff and then I can

555
00:37:51.119 --> 00:37:53.639
see a lot of upsides. Absolutely. So the idea is that Kidman and

556
00:37:53.719 --> 00:38:02.079
Ray party after the show and fuck
rats basically because they're young, like like,

557
00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:07.039
what are you guys doing? It
really is like Kidman and his Tommy

558
00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:10.960
Hill figure Jeorts hitting fucking fucking uh
you mean the love child of Brett Hart

559
00:38:12.000 --> 00:38:20.639
and Ray Romano. Oh shit,
Uh didn't serve Ray so well to have

560
00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:24.559
the mask off. He didn't sound
cringe or anything, just like you know.

561
00:38:27.719 --> 00:38:37.079
Yeah, there's so much I gotta
so the the the whole mask thing

562
00:38:37.360 --> 00:38:42.239
is just it's just a fucking it's
a disaster. Okay, the mask thing

563
00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:45.239
is a disaster. He should he
should he should never. I mean,

564
00:38:45.559 --> 00:38:52.440
look, it's fine if maybe fucking
uh you know nash One that he took

565
00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:53.679
it off. Now he should just
say, you know what, fuck it,

566
00:38:53.679 --> 00:38:59.039
I'm gonna wear a mask now,
okay, because he looks like a

567
00:38:59.199 --> 00:39:02.400
like a like a like a like
a fucking five year old. You know.

568
00:39:06.920 --> 00:39:10.079
I can't Yeah, I can't believe
that he was. He was twenty

569
00:39:10.079 --> 00:39:15.719
six at the time, and I
think of the mysterio WW made selling masks,

570
00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:19.320
I know right exactly. They were
like, Nope, boring, take

571
00:39:19.360 --> 00:39:22.159
the mask off, not fucking with
the wrestl on the mask you mark for

572
00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:30.719
Mexican culture. No, listen,
Hermano, We're not in fucking Mexico.

573
00:39:30.760 --> 00:39:32.880
Shit. You know, if I
wanted to go to Mexico, I'll tell

574
00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:39.280
you how to get there. I
have a great fucking route. I know

575
00:39:39.400 --> 00:39:46.480
plenty about NAFTA, and I hope
I know plenty about Nashta too, about

576
00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:53.840
what Nashta. So it's Kidman and
Mysterio versus Romeo and Skipper in the finals

577
00:39:53.880 --> 00:39:58.639
of the tournament to crown the first
WCW Cruiser Wait Tag Team Champions. Here

578
00:39:58.639 --> 00:40:01.599
at Greed, Tony recalls Ray arriving
five years ago to WCW and revolutionizing the

579
00:40:01.599 --> 00:40:05.440
cruiserweight division. Those were the days. Yeah here, yeah, this is

580
00:40:05.559 --> 00:40:07.920
yeah. I think this might have
been this. I have part of that

581
00:40:07.920 --> 00:40:12.440
that copy, and I think part
of it might have been written by Kevin

582
00:40:12.519 --> 00:40:17.000
nash believe it or not. Five
years ago, revolutionized the cursonweight division.

583
00:40:17.119 --> 00:40:21.960
Of course, he came over with
the mask. The mask was taken away.

584
00:40:22.039 --> 00:40:25.679
Many people of help since the mask
was taken away that Raymisterio Junior has

585
00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:30.079
gotten even better, which could be
really funn to get better than the mass.

586
00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:35.840
Raymisterio we first saw about five years
ago, so we foresaw him five

587
00:40:36.000 --> 00:40:42.920
five years ago, he said,
first saw, sure that soundly foresaw to

588
00:40:42.960 --> 00:40:45.880
me. All of a sudden,
he's getting very formal, sounds like a

589
00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:50.280
Lincoln speech. All you can't foresee
something five years ago, you can forsake

590
00:40:50.320 --> 00:40:55.159
it, though, But he says
that fucking Ray Maisterio. People consider Raymistery

591
00:40:55.159 --> 00:41:00.840
to be better now sans mask.
Okay, that's a nash, that's a

592
00:41:00.960 --> 00:41:06.320
nash. Fucking uh copy right there? Can I Can I send a problem

593
00:41:06.400 --> 00:41:09.199
check up the up the flagpole to
you? Boss? Sure? Is it

594
00:41:09.239 --> 00:41:15.159
a problem? The following raise chain, ear rings, cross and eyebrow ring

595
00:41:15.199 --> 00:41:19.719
and matted down hair. It's normal, it's what it's what it's what's it

596
00:41:19.760 --> 00:41:24.519
was Maden down here, looks everything, everything about him is just it's it's

597
00:41:24.559 --> 00:41:30.440
it's just not okay, you know, and I love I love Ray Masterio,

598
00:41:30.480 --> 00:41:34.960
I respect ray Masterio, but this, this incarnation of ray Masterio,

599
00:41:35.119 --> 00:41:39.559
is something that should be forgotten.
It should be just you know, stricken

600
00:41:39.599 --> 00:41:47.719
from the history books. Okay,
there's so much like oil on his side.

601
00:41:49.119 --> 00:41:51.199
God, you know what I mean, there's so much like I mean

602
00:41:51.280 --> 00:41:55.880
listening, he he just resurposes.
He reeks of the nineteen nineties right now,

603
00:41:58.239 --> 00:42:00.199
and in the worst possible way.
Yeah, like not a in the

604
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:04.280
good way, Like it's it's it's
it's it's the bad stuff that he's got

605
00:42:04.280 --> 00:42:07.039
going on. So Kidman and Kid
Romeo gets started color elbow to the corner.

606
00:42:07.159 --> 00:42:09.840
Kidman ducks and goes off with some
hands whip to the corner, backdrop

607
00:42:09.920 --> 00:42:14.519
to the apron goes Kid Romeo.
Kidman goes outside in with the ankle scissors

608
00:42:14.519 --> 00:42:16.079
like he used to do, taking
over Romeo corner of the corner. Whip

609
00:42:16.119 --> 00:42:21.119
is reversed foot up on Kid Romeo's
charge and then Animal of all people they

610
00:42:21.119 --> 00:42:27.320
remind us had attacked Kidman. I
fucking can't. I can't with this ship

611
00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:31.400
Animal versus kidn Ah, that's the
super fight we never got. That's the

612
00:42:31.440 --> 00:42:37.199
fucking dream match, Thanks of London. Seriously, Romeo with a falling power

613
00:42:37.199 --> 00:42:39.880
bomb, drops Kidman too the canvas
to take over for him and his parkiner

614
00:42:39.880 --> 00:42:44.360
Reelix Skipper, who comes in and
puts the boots to Kidman, Romeo backflips

615
00:42:44.400 --> 00:42:47.400
into Skipper's wheelbarrow pickup for a nice
splash that gets to Tony says, this

616
00:42:47.440 --> 00:42:51.920
match is indicative of what w CW's
about right now, the youth of pro

617
00:42:51.960 --> 00:42:57.519
wrestling. I mean, I guess, I guess. I mean I guess

618
00:42:57.639 --> 00:43:02.960
that you know, Ray's still young
and how old was Kidman? Kidman?

619
00:43:04.039 --> 00:43:07.280
I mean, like I said,
these party animals, these youngsters. Yeah.

620
00:43:07.360 --> 00:43:10.480
There, let's see, Peter Gruner
was born in nineteen seventy four,

621
00:43:10.719 --> 00:43:16.440
so in two thousand and one he
is he is, uh twenty seven.

622
00:43:16.840 --> 00:43:20.800
Okay, that's uh, I mean, that's all kind of creepy for the

623
00:43:20.880 --> 00:43:23.119
club at that point. Yeah,
you're still kind of getting a little yeah,

624
00:43:23.159 --> 00:43:25.280
you know, you're kind of at
that border, all right, like

625
00:43:25.639 --> 00:43:29.519
you know, you're like the uncle
of the kid at the club. You

626
00:43:29.599 --> 00:43:34.039
know. Okay, you can I
guess you can stay, but please don't

627
00:43:34.039 --> 00:43:37.360
come back, right, you can
stay. Don't try to wear like the

628
00:43:37.400 --> 00:43:39.639
clothes we wear, yeah, and
and right, and stop hitting on the

629
00:43:40.000 --> 00:43:44.480
on the underage girls. Right,
they're both born in seventy four, so

630
00:43:44.800 --> 00:43:47.960
wow, that's what was going on
at the time. Skipper then lifts Kidman

631
00:43:49.000 --> 00:43:51.960
off the whip into a hurrican Rana
mid ring drop kick by Billy Kidman.

632
00:43:52.039 --> 00:43:55.639
Ray gets tagged in his sores in
with a springboard leg drop as Elix Skippers

633
00:43:55.639 --> 00:44:00.320
hanging across the ropes. That gets
too for mysterio. Whip is reverse Ray

634
00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:02.760
with a springboard off the middle and
then he does a reverse leap frog by

635
00:44:02.760 --> 00:44:08.159
Elix Skipper and that drills him a
whip a duck. Ray front flips almost

636
00:44:08.239 --> 00:44:13.719
into a Herkin rana kind of walking
up Elix's body and then a backdrop of

637
00:44:13.719 --> 00:44:15.960
the apron. Ray leaps in his
feet or under the armpits of Skipper and

638
00:44:15.000 --> 00:44:17.039
he drags him over the ropes to
the floor as he used to do,

639
00:44:19.519 --> 00:44:22.840
and then Billy kidmans whipped him with
a baseball slide into Elix Skipper's face by

640
00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:27.119
his own partner, and they fight
on the ramp as kid Romeo blindsides Billy

641
00:44:27.159 --> 00:44:34.760
Kidman, Ray blindsides Elix Skipper and
whips Elix into Billy Kidman's bill and with

642
00:44:34.920 --> 00:44:37.480
that he flips off the ramp and
lands on kid Romeo. So they go

643
00:44:37.559 --> 00:44:40.159
up to the top of the ramp
and Elix Skipper takes flight, landing on

644
00:44:40.239 --> 00:44:44.679
kid Romeo off the ramp. That
was all pretty wild shit. Yeah,

645
00:44:44.760 --> 00:44:46.519
yeah, yeah, they browl pretty
well outside. Now, Ray and Kidman

646
00:44:46.599 --> 00:44:50.639
are coiled at the top of the
ramp and both get a running start and

647
00:44:50.760 --> 00:44:53.760
soar off the ramp. Planche by
Kidman and Ray with the bombs away plancha

648
00:44:53.800 --> 00:44:58.400
by Kidman, Ray with the bombs
away sentans seated thing he used to do,

649
00:44:58.719 --> 00:45:00.320
Yeah, taking out their opponent there
next to the rampway back end,

650
00:45:00.360 --> 00:45:05.039
Ray and Skipper in control attacked to
Kidman r free. Scott James has identified

651
00:45:05.039 --> 00:45:10.679
that, of course, being Scott
Armstrong of the Armstrong Family Bryan Brother double

652
00:45:10.679 --> 00:45:15.519
whiped, double boot, double sit
out choke slam by uh. Kidman and

653
00:45:15.599 --> 00:45:20.760
Ray get too whip his reversed and
kid Romeo grabs Kidman from the apron and

654
00:45:20.760 --> 00:45:22.519
then a knee by Skipper to the
back sends Kidman to the floors. The

655
00:45:22.519 --> 00:45:27.079
heels take over kid Romeo and Billy
Kidman on the outside whips him hard into

656
00:45:27.119 --> 00:45:30.320
the guardrail and then back into the
ring as a tag is made and to

657
00:45:30.639 --> 00:45:34.320
kid Romeo who's stomping on Kidman.
It's a short arm clothes line and then

658
00:45:34.440 --> 00:45:37.000
lays in a choke. They go
to the corner. There's some chops by

659
00:45:37.039 --> 00:45:45.159
kid Ryan Romeo opens a Giuletta picarcassa
on Kidman that is as the chop house.

660
00:45:49.519 --> 00:45:51.480
Thank you for that. Well,
he's the one who can be translating

661
00:45:51.480 --> 00:45:57.880
ship for no reason. He gave
us the idea. Kidman then snatches and

662
00:45:58.079 --> 00:46:00.159
loads of you just looked that up. That's that is That is verbatim right

663
00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:04.320
there. I'm sure it is shotous. Corner to corner whip Sternham. First

664
00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:08.519
end of the buckling goes, uh, Kid Romeo, and what kid beIN

665
00:46:08.599 --> 00:46:12.199
liked to do when he whipped you
stern him first In has hit the adjacent

666
00:46:12.280 --> 00:46:15.320
ropes and larry at you. And
that's precisely what he does here. He

667
00:46:15.360 --> 00:46:19.360
used to love that spot. We're
here, fors Yeah, we're here for

668
00:46:19.440 --> 00:46:22.880
clothes lines off of whips, clothes
lines that are set up two moves ahead,

669
00:46:23.920 --> 00:46:27.559
back up on a whip in the
wheelbarrow pick up. But Kid Romeo

670
00:46:27.599 --> 00:46:30.400
finds a bulldog in transition and drills
Billy Kidman's head into the canvas and then

671
00:46:30.480 --> 00:46:34.800
nails Ray off the apron, commencing
a double teaming by the heels, and

672
00:46:34.800 --> 00:46:37.599
then Kid Romeo cranks a chinlock into
a sleeper Kid in back elbows out,

673
00:46:37.639 --> 00:46:40.719
hits the ropes, and Kid Romeo
cuts him off with a sit out gordbuster

674
00:46:40.800 --> 00:46:44.800
and that gets a two. Is
ry Mysterio makes the save here. Skipper

675
00:46:44.840 --> 00:46:47.199
comes in with no tag and Hudson
calls that out. Skipper's jaw jacking with

676
00:46:47.239 --> 00:46:51.159
a guy in the front row and
Scott Hudson calls him fred Durst because the

677
00:46:51.199 --> 00:46:53.599
guy has a hat on backward.
So it's two thousand and one. Come

678
00:46:53.639 --> 00:46:59.039
on, dude, like, seriously, what anybody identifies them as Fred Durst

679
00:46:59.079 --> 00:47:02.079
today? Because not at all,
not at all. I don't think many

680
00:47:02.079 --> 00:47:05.840
of them. I don't think many
people would identify anyone as Fred Dirt.

681
00:47:05.880 --> 00:47:08.199
Don't think people can identify Fred Durst
as Fred Durst. People fucking can't identify

682
00:47:08.679 --> 00:47:14.760
Justin Timberlake apparently. Right, Well, let's not forget this. March two

683
00:47:14.800 --> 00:47:19.360
thousand and one. This is the
month of the Fred Durst Olympiscuit. Uh

684
00:47:17.880 --> 00:47:22.639
oh, Steve Austin Rock go home
video for Wrestlmingia seventeen. Brother Okay,

685
00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:27.960
Kimvin's ribs have got to be about
ready to give, Hudson says, Meanwhile,

686
00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:37.239
big shows has to be about ready
to give some ribs. Those ribs

687
00:47:37.239 --> 00:47:44.440
are ready to give and in the
back people catering is giving ribs to dusty

688
00:47:44.519 --> 00:47:50.440
rucks. Are we are we pulling
ribs? Or are we giving ribs or

689
00:47:50.760 --> 00:47:55.159
serving ribs? Or are we smoking
ribs? I mean, are we kate

690
00:47:55.239 --> 00:48:00.000
fabbing the ribs? Whether that's another
thing? This is a good one.

691
00:48:00.039 --> 00:48:06.960
They start mocking you see it is
this very t and h the show.

692
00:48:07.039 --> 00:48:13.039
So they mock at Elix Kippers CFL
Canadian Football League background. This is a

693
00:48:13.039 --> 00:48:15.320
good one. They used to talk
about how because he joined Team Canada Landstorm's

694
00:48:15.360 --> 00:48:22.000
heels Stable Uner Russo's w c W
played in the CFL for the Rough Riders,

695
00:48:22.119 --> 00:48:24.280
and he didn't he never played football
at all. But they pulled it

696
00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:28.800
off to where like what he does
a shoot interview years later with Rob Feinstein.

697
00:48:28.880 --> 00:48:30.679
He asks him what his career the
CFL was, Like, wow,

698
00:48:31.360 --> 00:48:36.280
oh brother, we worked him on
that one and it obviously worked. That's

699
00:48:36.360 --> 00:48:39.400
crazy, yep, pretty good stuff. So he's perched up top. Now

700
00:48:39.440 --> 00:48:44.920
he's a kidman. Elix climbs up, but kidman with a short power bomb.

701
00:48:45.159 --> 00:48:47.199
The thing he used to do basically
like the sky high almost but just

702
00:48:47.239 --> 00:48:52.400
a little less of a lift.
So he does it off the ropes and

703
00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:55.679
that that connects with great impact.
And then Kid Romeo, Ray Mysterio mix

704
00:48:55.719 --> 00:48:59.360
it up right, comes into the
springboard cross body that nails Romeo, goes

705
00:48:59.360 --> 00:49:02.480
back up whip boot. Ray hits
a swinging DDT, spiking Kid Romeo,

706
00:49:02.719 --> 00:49:06.440
and now Ray, working with a
Elix skipper whip his reverse into the corner.

707
00:49:06.519 --> 00:49:09.280
Ray lifts the boot on the charge
and then uh, let's see Ray

708
00:49:09.320 --> 00:49:13.199
goes into the corner. Skipper sores
shoulder first into the post hard as he

709
00:49:13.280 --> 00:49:19.159
sidestepped. And then let's see Kidman
with a backsup plex into a sidewalk slam

710
00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:21.880
kind of thing he's doing. He
lifts him like a back suplex. He

711
00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:27.480
has to like a boss man slam
right right, and then Ray comes off

712
00:49:27.480 --> 00:49:30.679
the top of the flip sent on
and then a suicide dive through the corner,

713
00:49:30.519 --> 00:49:32.639
you know, not just through the
ropes but passed the post. Of

714
00:49:32.679 --> 00:49:36.679
course, of course Elix skipper on
the outside. So action's picking up hot

715
00:49:36.679 --> 00:49:38.880
and heavy. Now Kid Romeo is
climbing and he does a plancha that catches

716
00:49:38.920 --> 00:49:44.079
Ray as Kid Romeo tries to establish
that he can fly too. Not terribly

717
00:49:44.079 --> 00:49:47.199
convincing, but he's not. He's
like, he's such a fucking for being

718
00:49:47.840 --> 00:49:52.760
a Cruisery. He's so bulky.
Yeah, you know, Yeah, it's

719
00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:54.719
definitely a look thing with him.
Yeah, and here it goes, billy

720
00:49:54.760 --> 00:49:59.480
kidman, ladies and gentlemen shooting star
press off the ropes to the floor.

721
00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:04.599
Come to World Championship Wrestling. Yes, and a move that they're going to

722
00:50:04.639 --> 00:50:06.519
do as much as they can to
not Mattter. Let's do it on the

723
00:50:06.519 --> 00:50:12.760
floor where it doesn't count for anything. The kidman Kazi back in. Ray

724
00:50:12.800 --> 00:50:15.159
gets up top Skipper lunges and crotches
him on the top. Skipper climbs,

725
00:50:15.199 --> 00:50:19.840
but Ray fights him back. Ray
does a flip power bomb that stacks Skipper

726
00:50:19.920 --> 00:50:22.679
up for the one and two until
Ki Romeo reaches in to make the save

727
00:50:22.000 --> 00:50:25.239
Elix and grabs a Phil Nelson on
Ray to the sleeperhole, pulls him across

728
00:50:25.280 --> 00:50:28.920
the back, almost like Randy Orton
does that neck breaker. Yeah, yeah,

729
00:50:28.920 --> 00:50:30.519
across is on back, but it's
supposed to be like a slam,

730
00:50:30.559 --> 00:50:34.639
so he like flips Ray over on
his face instead of just dropping him and

731
00:50:35.039 --> 00:50:37.840
try to break him in half.
That gets to kid comes in with reverse

732
00:50:37.880 --> 00:50:39.519
souplex on Kid Romeo. That gets
too. As Skipper makes the save,

733
00:50:39.719 --> 00:50:45.719
Elix Skipper tosses Billy Kidman into the
floor and then there's a tiger hey plex.

734
00:50:45.880 --> 00:50:50.519
We gotta go for it, come
on on Ray stereo garage combination by

735
00:50:50.519 --> 00:50:53.280
Skipper, but the ref doesn't count
off the tiger. They're waiting for kid

736
00:50:53.360 --> 00:50:55.960
Romeo to climb up. The script
calls for him to drop a leg while

737
00:50:57.039 --> 00:50:59.760
Ray is trapped in the tiger soup
lex, so they wait all day.

738
00:51:00.039 --> 00:51:02.920
Finally a lands one too. Billy
Kidman makes the save, and now kid

739
00:51:04.000 --> 00:51:07.760
Romeo low bridges, no, pardon
me, Billy Kidman low bridges Elix Skipper

740
00:51:07.760 --> 00:51:13.119
to the floor and then grabs a
You got kid Romeo and kid Man so

741
00:51:13.320 --> 00:51:23.760
he and Mankind for that matter,
and man Tour too mentor yeah, we

742
00:51:23.760 --> 00:51:29.280
can go all day. Kidman grabs
a springboard bulldog and Kid Romeo plans him

743
00:51:29.320 --> 00:51:32.000
and then Ray power bombs Kid Romeo
is Billy Kidman comes down with a splash,

744
00:51:32.360 --> 00:51:36.400
so Ray Power bombs like they used
to let you do in the Nitro

745
00:51:36.519 --> 00:51:42.599
video game, where a cruiserweight could
power bomb Big Show. Oh, by

746
00:51:42.639 --> 00:51:45.920
the way, Big Show said on
Steve Boston's podcast, this was isolated by

747
00:51:45.920 --> 00:51:49.760
the ww Deep Cuts account, which
is great. I think the guy's name

748
00:51:49.800 --> 00:51:53.320
is Tom Green. At that Tom
Green, and he isolated the clip where

749
00:51:53.320 --> 00:51:58.320
Big Show says that he got the
whole check for that video game that all

750
00:51:58.320 --> 00:52:00.559
of w CW was supposed to get
for all the wrestlers in the game all

751
00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:04.679
came to him along to him,
yes, and he says he put it

752
00:52:04.719 --> 00:52:07.480
in several different savings accounts and they
were never able to recover it. That

753
00:52:07.679 --> 00:52:14.679
is hilarious. That's too much.
That's absolutely hilarious. So after the power

754
00:52:14.679 --> 00:52:15.920
bomb from Ray, Billy Kidman comes
down with a splash, but he looks

755
00:52:15.960 --> 00:52:21.400
makes the save. Ray. I'm
sorry, Ray, mystereo power bombing someone

756
00:52:21.440 --> 00:52:24.960
just does not work. Now he
has to get power bombed. I'm sorry,

757
00:52:25.000 --> 00:52:30.119
Dean Malenko, Eddie Garrero over and
over and over again. It's correct.

758
00:52:30.800 --> 00:52:34.840
So Ray whips Elix Skipper to the
corner and goes for kind of like

759
00:52:34.840 --> 00:52:37.960
a whisper in the wind, like
a forearm instead of a sidekick. Ray

760
00:52:37.000 --> 00:52:40.199
then whipped Billy Kidman into a baseball
slide kick to Elix Skipper who spread eagle

761
00:52:40.440 --> 00:52:45.159
and then uh Ki and then a
billy Kidman with a bronco buster. No,

762
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:47.599
Ray, mystereo pardon. With the
broncobuster, they do almost like the

763
00:52:47.679 --> 00:52:52.039
Dudley's wuss up position. Yeah.
Yeah, but Ray leaps over into kid

764
00:52:52.079 --> 00:52:55.639
Romeo. Then Kidman lifts Elix Skipper
with a wheelbarrow and both tumble out of

765
00:52:55.639 --> 00:52:59.519
the ring wheelbarrow pick up. It's
just fucking like this whole thing is like

766
00:52:59.519 --> 00:53:01.800
turned into massive chaos. Yeah,
it's a little too many moves in this

767
00:53:01.840 --> 00:53:05.519
one. Yeah, if you ask
me, they're working hard, but there's

768
00:53:05.559 --> 00:53:08.960
too many moves right now. With
kid Romeo whips reversed. Ray does the

769
00:53:09.000 --> 00:53:12.280
six one nine, but doesn't He
doesn't use it to kick the guy.

770
00:53:12.320 --> 00:53:15.119
He uses it just to like land
on his feet almost and stop the whip

771
00:53:15.320 --> 00:53:17.760
yeap that are ope springboard moon salt
onto the shoulder of kid Romeo. Kid

772
00:53:17.800 --> 00:53:22.800
Romeo snatches raymisterio it bit motion out
of the air and then drives him head

773
00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:24.119
first into the canvas. He calls
it the last Kiss. It's pretty much

774
00:53:24.440 --> 00:53:29.840
like the Emerald Frozen that Miss Allen
Rothers used to do. Right, you

775
00:53:29.880 --> 00:53:31.440
lift and you dump off to the
side of the on the head. I

776
00:53:31.440 --> 00:53:36.480
mean, look, that's phenomenal.
That's that's a Johnny Ace finish if I've

777
00:53:36.480 --> 00:53:38.119
ever seen one. And that's good
for the one, two, and the

778
00:53:38.119 --> 00:53:42.480
three. Thirteen minutes, forty six
seconds, Elix Skipper and Kid Romeo defeat

779
00:53:42.960 --> 00:53:47.440
Billy Kidman and Raymisterio to become the
first WCW Cruiserweight tag team champions. Here

780
00:53:47.480 --> 00:53:52.000
it greed and the last? Or
would they be the last? Actually,

781
00:53:52.039 --> 00:53:55.519
you know, there's no I think
they on the final Nitro Kidman and Ray

782
00:53:55.519 --> 00:53:59.239
beat them. Oh dude, they
already you know, I don't even remember.

783
00:53:59.519 --> 00:54:01.679
Yep, they off into the Sunset
is Chest show. Wow, those

784
00:54:01.719 --> 00:54:08.320
titles didn't make the didn't make the
transition to the WW absolutely not. They

785
00:54:08.320 --> 00:54:13.039
barely even wanted the Cruiserweight belt itself, the singles belt. They had the

786
00:54:13.079 --> 00:54:15.800
existing light heavyweight. Remember it was
like, right, it's like a x

787
00:54:15.840 --> 00:54:20.800
pot versus Chava left. What they
did such an awful fucking belt. I

788
00:54:20.840 --> 00:54:25.519
caidn't remember. I prefer the Cruiserweight
over. I'm glad that they actually they

789
00:54:25.599 --> 00:54:28.920
adopted the cruiser Weight. Yeah,
that was kind of a nice thing.

790
00:54:29.639 --> 00:54:31.920
That was kind of an encouraging sign. Yeah, so the belts are handed

791
00:54:31.960 --> 00:54:35.920
to a new champion. There was
some scuttle butt back then that, like,

792
00:54:36.320 --> 00:54:37.719
you know, Kidden and Ray were
not too happy being handed to finish

793
00:54:37.760 --> 00:54:39.800
where they were losing to these guys, but went ahead and did it and

794
00:54:39.880 --> 00:54:45.159
worked hard anyway, but kind of
a kind of something that it was made

795
00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:49.840
known they weren't too happy about anyway. Kid Romeo and new Yik skip to

796
00:54:49.840 --> 00:54:52.760
do their stupid dance and Kid Romeo
showed some hip pulling down the trunks a

797
00:54:52.760 --> 00:54:55.280
bit. Yeah, I'm good,
and that's that. Backstage, we have

798
00:54:55.400 --> 00:55:00.880
a candy cam view. We do, we do, indeed, and and

799
00:55:01.119 --> 00:55:07.079
this is hilarious. So I guess
what is the story? I mean guess

800
00:55:07.119 --> 00:55:13.159
So what I gathered is buff is
making a documentary. A documentary why because

801
00:55:13.159 --> 00:55:16.280
they think it makes it look visually
distinct to have the RIC letters on the

802
00:55:16.280 --> 00:55:20.719
top of the screen. I mean, it's awful, you know what this

803
00:55:20.840 --> 00:55:23.039
is? This is like the first
germs of Bischoff's like TNA, Like there's

804
00:55:23.079 --> 00:55:28.440
no interviewer holding a microphone. It's
just the guy's talking off off center to

805
00:55:28.480 --> 00:55:31.480
someone slowly off camera. Yeah,
this definitely feels very Jason Hervey inspired.

806
00:55:31.840 --> 00:55:37.440
Yeah, what wrestling is missing our
promos without someone holding a microphone? The

807
00:55:37.679 --> 00:55:42.719
uh like it was just so confusing, But they go into I guess so

808
00:55:42.840 --> 00:55:45.880
Rick Flair has a has an office
or a dressing room now that he's the

809
00:55:45.079 --> 00:55:52.519
CEO of w CW. This is
just But what's great is that I'm going

810
00:55:52.559 --> 00:56:01.199
to play a clip here. So
Bagwell's asking where Scott Steiner is and Animal

811
00:56:04.079 --> 00:56:07.239
like, why, well, I
guess, I guess you could get you

812
00:56:07.239 --> 00:56:09.039
get Johnny Ace there. So that's
why Animal's gonna job. That's hard to

813
00:56:09.039 --> 00:56:13.519
figure out. But why is Animal
wearing face paint? Like, dude,

814
00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:16.360
just stop it. You're gonna be
something else. If you're not with Hawk,

815
00:56:16.559 --> 00:56:20.079
you can't wear the face paint.
I'm sorry, it's not okay.

816
00:56:20.400 --> 00:56:22.639
And did you know that this insurance
settlement dictated that he could only wrestle in

817
00:56:22.679 --> 00:56:30.119
tag matches on this run. That's
the fucking dumbest thing you believe an insurance

818
00:56:30.119 --> 00:56:35.880
company differentiating between the risk of having
a tag match and having a singles match.

819
00:56:35.960 --> 00:56:38.199
Give oh my god, the actuarial
tables on. That must have been

820
00:56:38.239 --> 00:56:42.280
a riot. I mean, I
can't imagine. I mean that's gonna be

821
00:56:42.320 --> 00:56:50.760
the fucking most ludicrous thing that I'm
sorry, I only wrestle in the tag

822
00:56:50.840 --> 00:56:52.960
matches. Oh my god. Okay, we'll find then we'll ensure you.

823
00:56:53.239 --> 00:56:59.400
Yeah, no or not. But
here this is just the fucking this is

824
00:56:59.480 --> 00:57:05.039
just great. This is uh billy
kidman. I'd belie him in buff Bagwell

825
00:57:05.920 --> 00:57:08.800
asking where Scott Steiner is, and
I'm telling you right now, Animal,

826
00:57:09.920 --> 00:57:15.119
I think Animal thinks he's talking about
somebody else where, Scotty at Hey,

827
00:57:15.159 --> 00:57:20.440
I talked to Scott earlier. He
is ultra paranoid right now until he finds

828
00:57:20.480 --> 00:57:24.079
out who took out Medesa and who
jumped me from behind? Brother, Oh

829
00:57:24.119 --> 00:57:29.119
my god, this is where they
would have pluged him in. If he

830
00:57:29.159 --> 00:57:34.920
answered Diana Meyer's letter, he would
have been in the Scott Steiner position.

831
00:57:35.159 --> 00:57:40.400
Who's ultra paranoid? People getting jumped
from behind? Oh my god, that's

832
00:57:40.440 --> 00:57:45.079
money. Oh god. Yeah.
So the big mysteries, where's Scott and

833
00:57:45.119 --> 00:57:47.239
who's going to attack Rick later?
Whoever gets attacked? I forget what this

834
00:57:47.280 --> 00:57:51.559
is Rick. Someone gets attacked and
then Rick gets blamed for it later.

835
00:57:52.760 --> 00:57:55.239
Dissension in the ranks before anyone can
even care about this stable sounds like WW

836
00:57:55.320 --> 00:57:59.119
to me. It's so lame.
They ask Annimal, how's your head?

837
00:57:59.159 --> 00:58:00.719
Apparently got hit in the had recently, and he says, man, someone

838
00:58:00.840 --> 00:58:04.159
ringing my bell. Of course jumped
me from behind. There you go.

839
00:58:04.679 --> 00:58:08.880
So who do we ever find out
who was supposed to be? Oh,

840
00:58:08.920 --> 00:58:15.800
this is the fucking NWSW like it
just never happened over the course of television,

841
00:58:15.880 --> 00:58:19.760
Like for that, there were a
ton of things on that nitro the

842
00:58:19.840 --> 00:58:23.199
night after the second to last Nitro
that they start promoting for the next week

843
00:58:23.239 --> 00:58:27.239
that never even happened. You get
to the show and no one mentions it.

844
00:58:27.400 --> 00:58:30.119
Where it's going to be like a
Sean Stasyac haircut thing where he would

845
00:58:30.119 --> 00:58:34.800
cut his hair if something happened.
I think we'll get to it. Someone

846
00:58:34.920 --> 00:58:37.960
challenges him. I think, remember
that, Yeah, all kinds of stuff

847
00:58:38.000 --> 00:58:40.960
that they promoted that that never ended
up happening. As far as why animals

848
00:58:40.960 --> 00:58:43.519
in the company, at this point, this is the best we can do.

849
00:58:43.559 --> 00:58:45.199
From his book, he says,
about a week after returning home,

850
00:58:45.239 --> 00:58:49.000
Mike gave me a call to let
me know that his hawk what was going

851
00:58:49.039 --> 00:58:51.760
on. He had been diagnosed with
cardio myopathy, a condition in which one

852
00:58:51.800 --> 00:58:53.760
of the valves leading into the heart
becomes stretched out and can't pump blood as

853
00:58:53.760 --> 00:58:57.679
it should due to his limited diet
and the uppers and downers he's been taking.

854
00:58:57.719 --> 00:59:00.519
His body crashed. Thankfully once home
in the States able to get the

855
00:59:00.599 --> 00:59:02.599
right kind of medication that would keep
him alive. Bottom line though, was

856
00:59:02.599 --> 00:59:06.800
that Hawk was going to be sidelined
with rest and recovery for the next solid

857
00:59:06.880 --> 00:59:09.159
year, so I decided to get
back in touch a WCW. So that's

858
00:59:09.159 --> 00:59:15.000
why he went solo here because Hawk
is on the shelf with severe health issues

859
00:59:15.679 --> 00:59:17.079
which had now burnt out, he
writes in The Monday Night Wars, and

860
00:59:17.159 --> 00:59:20.960
was a distant second to the WWF. Once again. I asked Eric Bischoff

861
00:59:20.960 --> 00:59:22.119
if they had a place for me
until Hawk was ready to come back and

862
00:59:22.159 --> 00:59:25.280
reform the Road Warriors, and he
said, in fact, there was replace

863
00:59:25.440 --> 00:59:30.119
Eric Bischoff with Johnny Lori and iis. And you haven't actually happened exactly,

864
00:59:30.440 --> 00:59:34.000
he writes. I think they were
also in the midst of pairing me up

865
00:59:34.000 --> 00:59:37.000
with Rick Steiner for a while until
Hawk could return. But boy, did

866
00:59:37.039 --> 00:59:39.599
all of that get permanently interrupted.
Yeah, Hawk would die soon after this

867
00:59:39.679 --> 00:59:46.079
that's something that they to bring Hawk
into And was it when was it?

868
00:59:47.239 --> 00:59:53.559
Yea and two I want to say
three. Take a look. That's crazy,

869
00:59:54.119 --> 00:59:58.400
Yeah, it is. It's crazy
to think of there being plans for

870
00:59:58.519 --> 01:00:01.480
Mike Hegstrand after you know, he'd
pretty much been written off in terms of

871
01:00:01.960 --> 01:00:04.880
yeah, I have it, you
know two thousand and three. Yeah,

872
01:00:04.960 --> 01:00:09.440
October two thousand and three. Wow, age forty six. Awful. So

873
01:00:09.679 --> 01:00:14.079
Jeff Jarrett with the yellow shades,
which I always personally loved, Yeah,

874
01:00:14.480 --> 01:00:19.840
definitely. You know, that was
another thing too, that was like a

875
01:00:20.000 --> 01:00:24.119
that was a nineties little phenomenon.
These these oh yeah, these colored you

876
01:00:24.159 --> 01:00:30.400
know, like not just these sunglasses
with move you know, varying colors.

877
01:00:31.599 --> 01:00:45.239
He's a lapsed fan wrestling podcast with
Jack and and j Pizarro. He's a

878
01:00:45.360 --> 01:00:52.400
lapsed fan wrestling podcast. Jared says
everyone wants a piece of the Magnificent seven,

879
01:00:52.440 --> 01:00:53.920
and Rick says they think Dustin and
his old man are going to beat

880
01:00:54.000 --> 01:00:59.159
us. Then the tag belts to
Buff and Rick winning the US title.

881
01:00:59.199 --> 01:01:02.480
They're talking about collect all the belts
and flourishes. Scott plenty of that.

882
01:01:02.760 --> 01:01:07.400
Scott. He's in a bad mood
after tonight. DDP will not be standing

883
01:01:07.400 --> 01:01:12.519
now the World World Championship Wrestling,
but they don't mention that. He says,

884
01:01:12.519 --> 01:01:14.360
the roads are gonna kiss our ass. So a lot of you know,

885
01:01:14.440 --> 01:01:15.840
kiss our ass, You're gonna I'm
gonna make you kiss my ass kind

886
01:01:15.840 --> 01:01:20.119
of stuff going on, which is
fortunately not at all derivative from the Vince

887
01:01:20.159 --> 01:01:22.480
mcmah kiss my Ass club stuff.
Not at all so good thing that you

888
01:01:22.480 --> 01:01:28.320
would be. You would be a
complete idiot if you thought otherwise. Buff

889
01:01:28.320 --> 01:01:30.679
says we're the Magnificent seven. I'm
gonna get him. I'm gonna get a

890
01:01:30.840 --> 01:01:35.880
Scott Steiner, and then uh Rick
Flair as it tells Buff to keep the

891
01:01:35.880 --> 01:01:40.400
camera going and then thrust his hips
night Troil. Last Monday, Sean Stacyac

892
01:01:40.440 --> 01:01:44.400
and Stacy Keebler were an item and
they had a baby carriage in the ring

893
01:01:44.440 --> 01:01:47.559
and Bambang attack them. I don't
know what the fuck the baby carriage was

894
01:01:47.599 --> 01:01:53.199
about, but uh Shawn Stacyac at
the time boss the Mecca of manhood.

895
01:01:54.159 --> 01:01:59.360
Yeah, well, I guess it's
better than meat. I suppose ladies and

896
01:01:59.400 --> 01:02:04.039
gentlemen. Stacy Keebler back then,
I mean they landed on gold with her.

897
01:02:04.320 --> 01:02:10.840
They did they did. Uh,
miss miss h Handcock, They say

898
01:02:10.880 --> 01:02:14.760
in commentary, Bam bam stood up
for the fat, toothless, bald guys.

899
01:02:15.320 --> 01:02:19.960
Uh not wrong, not wrong with
that assessment. You know, to

900
01:02:20.039 --> 01:02:24.280
do me a favor. What Shawn
Stacy act w CW theme, Oh my

901
01:02:24.360 --> 01:02:30.679
god, I don't even okay.
There comes Stacy to the Nitro Girl's music

902
01:02:30.760 --> 01:02:35.360
with a briefcase on the hard camera
side, litterally licking his lips as she

903
01:02:35.400 --> 01:02:39.719
makes his way to the ring Sean
Stacy act. He says, next time

904
01:02:39.719 --> 01:02:43.400
I come on here like a bigger
ovation from your people than they give to

905
01:02:43.440 --> 01:02:45.679
her. But now with my pleasure, she says, to introduce you to

906
01:02:45.679 --> 01:02:49.480
the first time the Sean and Stacy
Show. The star of the show,

907
01:02:49.519 --> 01:02:51.960
the one who rocks my world,
Stacy says, the Meca manhood sewn the

908
01:02:51.960 --> 01:02:53.639
Star Stacy Act. And then they
play his music. Here we go.

909
01:02:53.760 --> 01:03:01.000
It sounds like something like this,
dam give ink can gang cannon can give

910
01:03:01.039 --> 01:03:08.199
it cank. Oh that's not it. Oh do it now, let's go

911
01:03:09.559 --> 01:03:14.320
do it? Do it? Do
it? Do it now? A little

912
01:03:14.320 --> 01:03:20.480
little little little little little little little
little little little little little little little little

913
01:03:20.480 --> 01:03:24.039
lily, lily, lily, little
little little little little little little little little

914
01:03:24.039 --> 01:03:35.679
little little little little ha ha ha
ha w W won't go quietly and like

915
01:03:37.199 --> 01:03:50.119
hask ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha whoa, it's awful? Do it

916
01:03:50.199 --> 01:03:52.800
that atrocious? Do it now?
Can you play that party game? Yeah?

917
01:03:54.119 --> 01:03:58.360
I thought thought that the fucking YouTube
pages thing was a fucking thing.

918
01:04:02.599 --> 01:04:11.599
Do it do it now? Huh
do it? Do it? No?

919
01:04:18.639 --> 01:04:24.400
WCW was obsessed with techno in this
era late two thousand, early two thousand

920
01:04:24.400 --> 01:04:26.519
and one. There everything is techno
all of a sudden. It was very

921
01:04:26.559 --> 01:04:30.559
strange, so ridiculous. I mean, Shaan Staysyak a headliner in the making.

922
01:04:30.599 --> 01:04:33.679
Look at him? What was that
start? He's got him back to

923
01:04:33.760 --> 01:04:39.039
the camera and they faded. He
turns around and makes the walk like it's

924
01:04:39.039 --> 01:04:43.679
God's gift. Well, someone needs
to be Shaun Stacy a cant take Stacy

925
01:04:43.719 --> 01:04:45.360
by the hand and walks around the
ring and plants a rather non kiss on

926
01:04:45.440 --> 01:04:50.519
her. Shawan Staysac's hair. Okay, uh no, is it floating a

927
01:04:50.559 --> 01:04:55.679
bit too much? There? You
know, there is something extremely wrong about

928
01:04:55.840 --> 01:05:00.760
about just everything. Sean staysy Hac
just you know, and also he's just

929
01:05:00.840 --> 01:05:06.599
so stupid he's such a fucking moron. What do you mean he just he's

930
01:05:06.639 --> 01:05:13.119
just standing there, he's ripped an
he's just the way he talks and everything,

931
01:05:13.199 --> 01:05:18.800
he just sounds like a dufus,
just a fucking idiot. I know

932
01:05:18.920 --> 01:05:27.679
he's what he's he's like a chiropractor
now or something. Probably I forget he's

933
01:05:27.719 --> 01:05:30.280
got it. It is, Yeah, he's got something. I'm pretty sure

934
01:05:30.320 --> 01:05:34.920
he is a he's a chiropractor or
some kind of idiotic job like that.

935
01:05:35.159 --> 01:05:41.000
Nothing against chiropractors. They should have
got a Swartzenegger to sing his theme song,

936
01:05:43.440 --> 01:05:47.320
do it Now? Do It?
Do It? Do it now?

937
01:05:50.800 --> 01:05:58.559
Fuck you? Is his hair floating
a bit too much? Is it frosted

938
01:05:58.599 --> 01:06:04.800
a bit too? I mean he
is just like so so he to me

939
01:06:08.320 --> 01:06:11.719
Sean Stasyac. When you look at
all the different elements of him, like

940
01:06:11.960 --> 01:06:16.360
trying to be something, he's like
he's like an he's like AI created him.

941
01:06:17.119 --> 01:06:21.239
It's like it's like it's like w
c W said, like, hey

942
01:06:21.360 --> 01:06:24.559
make him. You know, he's
gonna be Mustley, He's gonna have,

943
01:06:25.039 --> 01:06:28.320
you know, kind of some trendy
hair. He said. All the different

944
01:06:28.360 --> 01:06:33.880
iterations of him trying to be something. Good luck recovering from that one Jesus

945
01:06:34.039 --> 01:06:41.079
Christ trucking, Darry you where you
stand? Yeah, he's like you a

946
01:06:41.159 --> 01:06:45.159
chiropractor. Oh, this is fucking
around it. I know I've read this

947
01:06:45.239 --> 01:06:49.360
before. So he currently works for
the Advanced Comprehensive Medical Team out of Texas

948
01:06:49.400 --> 01:06:59.960
as a chiropractor. In two thousand
and seven, he received a certificate authenticity

949
01:07:00.920 --> 01:07:11.760
manipulation. Excuse me, he came
into the profession, was one of those

950
01:07:14.000 --> 01:07:27.360
manipulation hunter anesthesia. Brother, what's
going on here? Oh? God shows

951
01:07:27.440 --> 01:07:30.159
up? You know he's looking good
looking tan and I trust him? Are

952
01:07:30.199 --> 01:07:32.960
He's saying? Brother, I under, dude, we can go under.

953
01:07:33.039 --> 01:07:36.480
Brother goes over. I'm over,
dude. What are you trying to say?

954
01:07:36.519 --> 01:07:45.039
Brother? You have to pin you
have to pin hulk down in shackles

955
01:07:45.079 --> 01:07:48.280
to administer anesthesia to this guy.
No fucking ways, he going quietly.

956
01:07:48.519 --> 01:07:53.119
He created what is this? Hold
on? What the fuck is this?

957
01:07:53.320 --> 01:07:59.559
He created some Hey, I don't
know if this there was okay, So

958
01:07:59.800 --> 01:08:02.239
so in addition, okay, it's
starting to add up because he has a

959
01:08:02.320 --> 01:08:09.559
trustworthy face. In addition to his
work as a chiropractice is Wikipedia based.

960
01:08:09.559 --> 01:08:15.399
Says I love that his name real
name is stippach Y. Stippitch also works

961
01:08:15.439 --> 01:08:24.279
as a motivational speaker please and uses
the phobia character f O b i A

962
01:08:24.560 --> 01:08:29.439
he created while in college. The
what he created a phobia character. Sure

963
01:08:29.439 --> 01:08:34.800
it's not spelled f A U x
I ah whatever. Phobia he created while

964
01:08:34.840 --> 01:08:44.920
in college. During his talks with
children, I I I sincerely request you

965
01:08:44.960 --> 01:08:51.199
stop reading. I don't like where
this is going. I do feel like

966
01:08:51.359 --> 01:08:57.439
there's there's some problems here. Afoot
do it? No? No? No?

967
01:08:57.840 --> 01:08:59.800
Do what do what? Do?
What? Do? What? No?

968
01:09:00.039 --> 01:09:02.800
Wow? He says, shut up, listen and learn. It's like

969
01:09:02.840 --> 01:09:06.840
a normal guy. You know,
you see guys walking on his facial structure

970
01:09:06.840 --> 01:09:13.560
all the time. You know.
And remember remember too that he fucking and

971
01:09:13.640 --> 01:09:15.960
then when when he came back,
he was one of the fucking guys up

972
01:09:15.000 --> 01:09:20.039
in the warussel MANI seventeen. Oh
my god. The word was that he

973
01:09:20.159 --> 01:09:23.079
lived, that they were going to
be there ahead of time. Here it

974
01:09:23.199 --> 01:09:27.840
is, here, it is.
Okay, I found the Holy Grail.

975
01:09:27.960 --> 01:09:36.159
Oh my god, Oh my fucking
Christ. It's greed phobia. Yeah,

976
01:09:36.359 --> 01:09:48.840
okay, so apparent. So it's
a character that he created that's called So

977
01:09:50.199 --> 01:09:57.399
he's a superhero Okay, that's what
he is. He's a superhero and and

978
01:09:57.680 --> 01:10:03.319
it's he goes to schools to talk
about kids facing their fears and ending bullying,

979
01:10:03.399 --> 01:10:06.039
which I'm a fan of. That's
great, you know, work on

980
01:10:06.159 --> 01:10:10.680
that. But he comes dressed up. Okay, this is what he does.

981
01:10:11.319 --> 01:10:13.960
I'm gonna I'm going to send you
something and please don't do this.

982
01:10:14.159 --> 01:10:16.560
Yes, yes, yes, you
need to see what this man does,

983
01:10:17.520 --> 01:10:23.319
how he how he comes into moti, how he motivates. Okay, and

984
01:10:23.439 --> 01:10:28.800
let me ask you if you if
you will be motivated and for that matter,

985
01:10:29.039 --> 01:10:33.560
do what fright exactly what will you
be motivated to do if this man

986
01:10:33.880 --> 01:10:40.079
came to your house? What the
fuck is he wearing? Why is he

987
01:10:40.239 --> 01:10:45.279
dressed like a sting Halloween costume?
I know, like, dude, do

988
01:10:45.439 --> 01:10:49.600
it later? Do it? Do
it? Do it tomorrow? Do it

989
01:10:49.600 --> 01:10:55.600
where I'm gone? What sped to
be? Look at this? So he's

990
01:10:55.640 --> 01:10:59.479
a superhero. He's wearing like also
like it's a mix of of of sting

991
01:10:59.600 --> 01:11:06.079
face, ain't and like animal?
Yeah yeah, oh I guess he does

992
01:11:06.159 --> 01:11:12.399
it in phobia pink as well.
If you're interested in that, which you

993
01:11:12.439 --> 01:11:20.359
shouldn't be. So like he goes
into into schools like this about Phobia seeks

994
01:11:20.439 --> 01:11:27.520
to inspire others with a positive and
impactful message like he once did and continues

995
01:11:27.560 --> 01:11:30.720
to do so. In order to
achieve your greatest visions and fulfill your life

996
01:11:30.840 --> 01:11:36.960
potential, you must first face your
fears in life, acknowledge them, admit

997
01:11:38.079 --> 01:11:44.119
to them, then strategically take the
necessary steps required to overcome them. I

998
01:11:44.920 --> 01:11:54.920
take frantically take control of your life, set goals, and then take the

999
01:11:55.000 --> 01:12:00.680
necessary actions your greatest visit visions.
Your greatest visions can become reality. The

1000
01:12:00.760 --> 01:12:05.520
life he always wanted to live can
be yours to have, so says Phobia.

1001
01:12:08.840 --> 01:12:13.960
The origins of Phobia can be traced
back many years to a college dormitory

1002
01:12:14.359 --> 01:12:18.800
room in Boise, Idaho. Oh
my God, Phobia, then known as

1003
01:12:20.039 --> 01:12:28.600
Sean, discovered that the bumps on
his face and the nauseated feeling he felt

1004
01:12:28.680 --> 01:12:33.000
for two consecutive weeks was not what
he had originally thought. No, he

1005
01:12:33.159 --> 01:12:38.159
was not suffering the side effects of
stress from school. Rather, he had

1006
01:12:38.239 --> 01:12:46.479
been bitten repeatedly by spiders. There
light a spider nests directly beneath his dorm

1007
01:12:46.560 --> 01:12:50.560
room bed. Yes, he gotta
turn into spider Man. That was about

1008
01:12:50.560 --> 01:12:55.199
to happen. Yes, these little
creatures were living with him and made their

1009
01:12:55.319 --> 01:13:00.640
home not just in his dorm room, but literally directly under where his bed.

1010
01:13:01.920 --> 01:13:09.039
This caused Doctor Sean doctor He's a
doctor, to develop a severe him

1011
01:13:09.039 --> 01:13:15.600
a lot of good fear of spiders. Oh my god. A few months

1012
01:13:15.640 --> 01:13:19.800
had passed since the spider attacks had
taken place, and right around another Halloween.

1013
01:13:21.199 --> 01:13:27.640
Trying to decide what character he wanted
to portray, Doctor Sean began painting

1014
01:13:28.479 --> 01:13:34.479
various designs on his face with face
paint, like a normal person does.

1015
01:13:35.760 --> 01:13:40.279
In the thanks of doing this,
his biggest fear of all appeared in his

1016
01:13:40.439 --> 01:13:43.840
mind, the fear of spiders.
So he decided, so he painted a

1017
01:13:43.960 --> 01:13:50.479
spider design that covered his entire face. Once Doctor Sean had finished finished his

1018
01:13:51.159 --> 01:13:58.359
facial artwork that night, it's a
direct quote from his Fucking Phobia website.

1019
01:13:58.399 --> 01:14:01.680
Here he stayed where did his reflection
in the mirror? One word came to

1020
01:14:01.760 --> 01:14:06.039
his mind and he muttered it over
and over again with deep emotion. That

1021
01:14:06.199 --> 01:14:15.600
word was phobia. Yes, phobia, yes, phobia. Phobia. At

1022
01:14:15.640 --> 01:14:19.039
that moment, Doctor Sean considered the
spider emblem painted on his face to be

1023
01:14:19.079 --> 01:14:23.560
a reflection of not just his own
personal fear of spiders, but all the

1024
01:14:23.640 --> 01:14:27.920
fears that he had grown up with
and developed through the course of his childhood,

1025
01:14:27.960 --> 01:14:32.479
teenage, and now young adult life. Thus Phobia was born. Phobia

1026
01:14:32.600 --> 01:14:36.479
first made his presence known in Boise, Idaho, appearing on local television news

1027
01:14:39.159 --> 01:14:44.359
talking about safety awareness for kids when
trick or treating. Doctor Sean used this

1028
01:14:44.680 --> 01:14:50.479
footage to send to the WWE,
and this character is essentially what got him

1029
01:14:50.479 --> 01:14:56.239
his initial try out with the company. This guy, huh, yes,

1030
01:14:57.239 --> 01:15:00.760
fabia fabia. Is that like a
he's ripping off the fabia fabi? All

1031
01:15:00.800 --> 01:15:06.319
right, fabia full full full fabia? What I don't know. This guy

1032
01:15:06.399 --> 01:15:15.039
looks a face paint. I don't
know. Good gimmick fabia Fabian said Phobia

1033
01:15:15.159 --> 01:15:18.239
into the mirror one time, two
times, three times, four times,

1034
01:15:18.279 --> 01:15:31.079
and after the fourth time the second
plane hit the towers. Oh my god,

1035
01:15:32.079 --> 01:15:35.479
I can't this is really bothering me. I got to minimize this window.

1036
01:15:36.399 --> 01:15:50.279
He later became the wrestling characters Meet
Perfect Sean, Planet Staysiac Sean Staysyac.

1037
01:15:51.000 --> 01:16:00.399
My first name's Planet doctor Sean.
I love that he Fucking Doctor Sean

1038
01:16:00.760 --> 01:16:04.880
never portrayed Phobia on TV for either
major wrestling company that he worked for,

1039
01:16:05.399 --> 01:16:10.439
W or WW. It has become
clear now as to why Phobia never came

1040
01:16:10.479 --> 01:16:15.239
to fruition as a wrestling character.
Phobia had a greater mission to go beyond

1041
01:16:16.039 --> 01:16:20.880
the context of just another wrestling character. It is Phobia's destiny to be brought

1042
01:16:20.920 --> 01:16:26.560
to be a fire from both places. It is Phobia's destiny to be brought

1043
01:16:26.600 --> 01:16:33.800
to the attention of millions of people
on international level. As an inspirational speaker.

1044
01:16:36.239 --> 01:16:43.199
He is a comic book character come
to life superhero that has a profound

1045
01:16:43.279 --> 01:16:46.760
and positive message, Face your fear
and embrace whatever. Listen, I'm I'm

1046
01:16:46.800 --> 01:16:53.000
the message, great, big fan
of the message. This is psycho bullshit.

1047
01:16:53.760 --> 01:16:57.920
Totally like if I went to a
fucking like if this colon came to

1048
01:16:58.039 --> 01:17:00.840
my school, I mean horrified,
m I mean I'll also be like,

1049
01:17:00.960 --> 01:17:06.359
you're a fucking idiot. It would
be like you don when like someone shows

1050
01:17:06.439 --> 01:17:11.439
up dressed up like a monster at
like a kid's birthday party and the kids

1051
01:17:11.479 --> 01:17:14.479
are too young and they actually think
it's the monster and they scream and run.

1052
01:17:15.239 --> 01:17:18.800
Exactly Okay, I get it.
The grint shows up and they run

1053
01:17:18.960 --> 01:17:26.159
screaming like he's gonna kill him.
This is video footage on his on his

1054
01:17:26.279 --> 01:17:34.880
fucking wait. Yeah, I'm not
ready. Well it's time for another one

1055
01:17:34.920 --> 01:17:40.159
of those days. I'm feeling.
It's in the streets, it's in the

1056
01:17:40.239 --> 01:18:00.319
air, it's everywhere. It's fobamania. Oh no, it's phobamania. Yeah,

1057
01:18:20.920 --> 01:18:24.880
come in, each and every one
of you. A fear is just

1058
01:18:24.960 --> 01:18:27.279
a thought in your mind that you
made up about something that you could be

1059
01:18:27.399 --> 01:18:30.439
changing in an instant. It's up
to you and you. Fear is just

1060
01:18:30.479 --> 01:18:34.479
something you believe in yourself and pursue
your dreams with your with passion and coming

1061
01:18:34.520 --> 01:18:39.000
from your heart. Place yourself around
positive people, people that love you,

1062
01:18:39.079 --> 01:18:42.279
that care about you. Listen.
Message is great, message is great,

1063
01:18:43.359 --> 01:18:47.600
It's all it's it's inappropriate, deeply
disturbing. What's this? This is one

1064
01:18:47.680 --> 01:18:56.800
more? And then ripping off the
thriller song. Okay, sure you got

1065
01:18:56.840 --> 01:19:05.560
permission. What is he doing?
Shun? What is he doing? Okay,

1066
01:19:05.720 --> 01:19:09.640
gets your message. Ten years ago, I was at the top of

1067
01:19:09.720 --> 01:19:13.640
the mountain. It's gonna be the
champion. My father always knew that I

1068
01:19:13.720 --> 01:19:17.399
could be the man. Okay,
he's cutting a promo Okay, he's cutting

1069
01:19:17.439 --> 01:19:21.880
a promo on television, unlike this
is and I was destined to become.

1070
01:19:24.720 --> 01:19:29.359
At the beak of my career,
I could feel the eight legs crippling,

1071
01:19:29.680 --> 01:19:32.840
crawling all through my head and my
body, the eight legs of fear that

1072
01:19:33.000 --> 01:19:41.479
played me for seven long years stout, what the fuck? Frustration, anxiety,

1073
01:19:42.279 --> 01:19:49.640
sadness, disgust. You were just
sun horrible negative energies that kept me

1074
01:19:49.800 --> 01:19:54.479
buried in the haunting realm for so
long. No, that's not why you

1075
01:19:54.479 --> 01:20:00.239
get buried, pals. I mean, oh my my god, where do

1076
01:20:00.359 --> 01:20:08.079
I sign him? Who's his agent? I am? I am, Let's

1077
01:20:08.119 --> 01:20:11.920
see, you can contact him,
let's see. No, I don't.

1078
01:20:12.039 --> 01:20:15.399
I think it's gonna end horribly.
I think it's gonna end. I mean,

1079
01:20:16.560 --> 01:20:20.760
I think, I think. I
think. Listen, No, I

1080
01:20:20.800 --> 01:20:25.000
don't want to say anything bad about
him. And he's doing it. He's

1081
01:20:25.039 --> 01:20:28.319
doing you know, he's doing it
good. I'm not sure he's going alone.

1082
01:20:28.760 --> 01:20:32.039
I just don't. I just don't. I just I don't. I

1083
01:20:32.119 --> 01:20:35.000
don't think this story is going to
end on a positive note. That's all,

1084
01:20:35.239 --> 01:20:41.560
got it? Well, The crowd
in Jacksonville isn't responding in a positive

1085
01:20:41.600 --> 01:20:45.760
note you suck, They chant at
him. I'm surprised for responding at all,

1086
01:20:45.800 --> 01:20:51.600
as you sure are we sure that's
not canned audio? It's canned something

1087
01:20:53.800 --> 01:21:01.279
canned, canned beef maybe can can, can't chili con car But enough about

1088
01:21:01.319 --> 01:21:06.239
what's in Dusty's burritos. Later,
Daisy grabs some mic say shut up and

1089
01:21:06.279 --> 01:21:10.039
listen and learn. It was like
a normal guy. So it's not easy

1090
01:21:10.119 --> 01:21:14.159
being the mecha of manhood and you've
got agents knocking on your door star of

1091
01:21:14.199 --> 01:21:17.800
the Sean and Stacy Show. But
I always have time for you. Oh

1092
01:21:17.880 --> 01:21:23.239
yeah, my little bald headed,
fat, disgusting, toothless uh bam bam

1093
01:21:23.279 --> 01:21:27.359
bigelow want to be losers? What? And just to motivate you further,

1094
01:21:27.600 --> 01:21:30.760
I bought some pit This is funny. He brought some eight by tens of

1095
01:21:30.880 --> 01:21:33.640
himself. He hands them out to
people in that audience. That's pretty funny.

1096
01:21:33.720 --> 01:21:38.079
I'll take that's in every one of
you hogs. So a little bit

1097
01:21:38.119 --> 01:21:40.760
of recruited there. Now do we
know? If? Are we? Do

1098
01:21:40.880 --> 01:21:45.119
we know? Is this is this
actor Adrian Grenier on uh on steroids?

1099
01:21:45.600 --> 01:22:04.680
Do we know? My god?
Yeah? And standing next to him is

1100
01:22:04.760 --> 01:22:14.279
Jordan romel. Oh my god,
that's funny. So yes, he says,

1101
01:22:14.319 --> 01:22:16.399
the pleasure was all yours, and
that concludes you're a brush with greatness

1102
01:22:16.439 --> 01:22:20.359
for this evening, do it now. And then Tony compares them to Donnie

1103
01:22:20.600 --> 01:22:26.359
Osmond and Marie. Oh good,
that's great. And then he tosses a

1104
01:22:26.399 --> 01:22:29.279
bunch of eight x ten sloppily into
the crowd. Bam bam. Bigelow comes

1105
01:22:29.279 --> 01:22:31.079
out with a vest you'd wear if
you worked in a garage. I swear

1106
01:22:31.159 --> 01:22:38.279
to god, whatever you know,
whatever they whatever happened to Bammer's like post

1107
01:22:40.479 --> 01:22:45.560
like nineteen ninety five. Wwe,
it's like it. It really just made

1108
01:22:45.640 --> 01:22:51.399
him into an inappropriate yeah you know
person. Here he is grabs one of

1109
01:22:51.439 --> 01:22:55.600
the pictures of Sean Stasiak and crumples
it to the bitter end, goes Bam

1110
01:22:55.720 --> 01:22:59.600
bam. As they face off here
Sean Staysiac and Bam Bam Bigelow wud greed

1111
01:23:00.239 --> 01:23:03.399
contrast and men in styles and purpose
to he says, yeah, one of

1112
01:23:03.520 --> 01:23:10.159
these two doesn't have one. So
there's that Stasiac ducks and jabs Early trying

1113
01:23:10.159 --> 01:23:13.119
to stick and move, Bigelow corners, and Billy Silverman gets in between.

1114
01:23:13.119 --> 01:23:16.039
Them push off headlock tackle. Stasiac
bumps and kIPS right back up, showing

1115
01:23:16.079 --> 01:23:21.079
some of that athleticism, that second
generation athleticism. Think and then he ducks,

1116
01:23:21.119 --> 01:23:25.000
but he's dropped with the right hand
by Bigelow. Stasiac takes a powder.

1117
01:23:25.079 --> 01:23:27.920
Bigelow takes a powdered donut. By
the way, you know what I

1118
01:23:28.039 --> 01:23:35.920
just wrote what he says he has
agents knocking on his door. I wrote,

1119
01:23:36.279 --> 01:23:41.640
federal agents. I can't believe I
let that one slide. Well,

1120
01:23:41.640 --> 01:23:47.199
I didn't have all that material that
you just presented, either federally chance mad

1121
01:23:47.239 --> 01:23:59.159
because I'm flagrant Federal agents worked like
one of those big, like battering rams.

1122
01:24:00.880 --> 01:24:03.640
He's in there with like you know, it's like photographs of his crimes

1123
01:24:03.680 --> 01:24:10.960
hanging off the walls. He's not
only that, but he's got the fucking

1124
01:24:11.039 --> 01:24:21.960
phobia costume dressed like that. It's
like this completely just awful. It's awful

1125
01:24:23.439 --> 01:24:29.199
fucking apartment, all right, one
one bedroom apartment. There's no furniture in.

1126
01:24:29.319 --> 01:24:33.640
It's got like, you know,
a cigar, a cigarette smelling carpet.

1127
01:24:33.760 --> 01:24:47.680
Okay, walter wall. They they
find fucking Stacy act in. He's

1128
01:24:47.680 --> 01:24:54.000
got a small fucking you know,
like turndial TV. Okay, on like

1129
01:24:54.119 --> 01:24:57.920
a on like a like a like
a like a like a TV dinner tray.

1130
01:24:58.199 --> 01:25:00.640
Okay, you know one of those
little things. Yeah, they fold

1131
01:25:00.640 --> 01:25:04.680
out things, all right, and
he's watching TV. There. He's all

1132
01:25:04.760 --> 01:25:09.960
he's wearing is is tidy whities,
and he's like he's like right next to

1133
01:25:10.039 --> 01:25:14.479
the fucking screen. He's like a
foot away from the television and he's eating

1134
01:25:14.520 --> 01:25:19.800
a can of barbecue like baked beans. Okay. That's when they fucking break

1135
01:25:19.920 --> 01:25:32.960
down the door. Who maybe he
got it. No, they take the

1136
01:25:33.039 --> 01:25:47.680
rest of No, No, he
knows. He knows that what evidence they

1137
01:25:47.760 --> 01:25:56.680
have. It's rid. I had
another thought too, Like they bust down

1138
01:25:56.760 --> 01:26:00.399
the door, there's nobody in like
the fourier, there's no there's no one

1139
01:26:00.439 --> 01:26:01.439
in the living room. The TV's
on, but there's no one in there.

1140
01:26:01.640 --> 01:26:06.159
Yes, and they finally break they
break down the bathroom door, and

1141
01:26:06.319 --> 01:26:11.720
he's he's in that outfit, the
phobia outfit, sitting in the tub.

1142
01:26:12.319 --> 01:26:18.680
The water is blue ink blue,
and the camera cuts to him looking straight

1143
01:26:18.720 --> 01:26:24.159
ahead and then he whips his head
around like Zoolander at the cops and then

1144
01:26:24.239 --> 01:26:33.000
goes dude, not just guys like
what he goes do it now? They

1145
01:26:33.079 --> 01:26:39.399
go, okay, they shoot him? Oh god, I mean, look,

1146
01:26:39.439 --> 01:26:43.560
these are all slices of lives.
These are all representative vignettes. This

1147
01:26:43.680 --> 01:26:47.079
is what happens. This is what
happens. Is what happens. Oh my

1148
01:26:47.319 --> 01:26:53.199
christ, Hudson says san Stacyac is
gonna neither need another nose job if Bigelo

1149
01:26:53.319 --> 01:26:57.600
keeps this up. As he seeks
refuge in Stacy's bosom. Back in,

1150
01:26:57.680 --> 01:27:00.720
stacy Ac ducks under the ropes once
a time out Tony no time out and

1151
01:27:00.720 --> 01:27:02.960
wrestling thanks Tone walk up to the
corner, stays Yac slugs out of the

1152
01:27:03.000 --> 01:27:06.760
corner and works over Bigelow and big
corners and throws punched. He goes for

1153
01:27:08.000 --> 01:27:10.520
he goes at one point, I
don't know when this actually happens, but

1154
01:27:11.439 --> 01:27:14.800
stay, Zach throws the right hand
and it's like, I'm pretty sure it

1155
01:27:14.800 --> 01:27:17.840
doesn't connect. Okay, I'm pretty
sure it doesn't connect, but bam bam

1156
01:27:17.920 --> 01:27:23.199
sells it anyway it happens. I
hate that so much. Yeah, at

1157
01:27:23.319 --> 01:27:26.039
least you can do is not sell
it. Yeah. Corner to corner,

1158
01:27:26.079 --> 01:27:29.239
backdrop by Bigelo. Since Stasiac up
into the lights, to barge in the

1159
01:27:29.239 --> 01:27:30.720
corner and then Larry At drops stays
Yac Bigelow with a drop, kicks and

1160
01:27:30.760 --> 01:27:34.479
Stasiac to the floor. Some kid
copping a feel on Stacy. See it

1161
01:27:34.520 --> 01:27:40.319
for yourself? Are you serious?
Pretty much? Wow? Stay Yak with

1162
01:27:40.359 --> 01:27:43.520
a jawbreaker and shoves Bigelow into the
steps back in. Staysak climbs the ropes

1163
01:27:43.520 --> 01:27:45.600
and hits a cross body and gloats
after landing the move Bigelan and fires off

1164
01:27:45.640 --> 01:27:48.319
a head butt, but gets low
blowed. Stay Jac pulls Bigelow off the

1165
01:27:48.399 --> 01:27:54.720
ropes and he bumps that fan says, yeah, that's my Sean Biggelow hits

1166
01:27:54.800 --> 01:27:57.359
nail. There's this fan in the
front row hard camera side. He's just

1167
01:27:57.760 --> 01:28:00.760
he's a show on to himself throughout
the entirety of this bread guest. He

1168
01:28:00.920 --> 01:28:04.399
later identifies himself, I believes the
biggest booker t fan or something big liw

1169
01:28:04.479 --> 01:28:08.479
Low blows him now a snapman and
head butt, falling head butt, climbs

1170
01:28:08.479 --> 01:28:10.960
stop rope, drops a great head
butt one two, shoulder up, shoulder

1171
01:28:11.039 --> 01:28:14.800
up for Sean Stasyac. Stacy then
gets up in the apron, sensing desperation.

1172
01:28:14.880 --> 01:28:17.600
Distracted the referee Bigelow hits his greetings
from Asbury Park, that sit out

1173
01:28:17.640 --> 01:28:20.920
slam pile driver thing, yeah,
and then she taps him from behind.

1174
01:28:21.079 --> 01:28:25.479
She lets her hair down, distracting
Bigelow and tosses something into the ring to

1175
01:28:25.560 --> 01:28:29.600
Sean behind Bigelow's back. By the
way, so I do want to comment

1176
01:28:29.640 --> 01:28:36.359
on one thing that happened a little
bit earlier. So when you get you

1177
01:28:36.479 --> 01:28:44.000
get the Bam Bam does the in
siguri on staysiac okay, right, and

1178
01:28:44.199 --> 01:28:53.439
Hudson says that he is surprised that
Bam Bam got air and which what is

1179
01:28:53.439 --> 01:29:01.000
he doing? A sleep app But
this is a legitimate beef I have and

1180
01:29:01.399 --> 01:29:06.840
don't get excited testing when I say
beef that that literally that pisses me the

1181
01:29:06.880 --> 01:29:15.800
fuck off about as a wrestling fan
about wrestling commentators when they when they have

1182
01:29:15.960 --> 01:29:20.920
seen the right the ability of Bam
Bam bigel Like I've heard them comment on

1183
01:29:21.000 --> 01:29:25.000
the ability of Bam Bam Bigelo doing
his moon salt, doing all these different

1184
01:29:25.039 --> 01:29:30.800
aerial tactics. Yet they're shocked every
fucking time in credulous like they've never seen

1185
01:29:30.840 --> 01:29:32.960
that, They've never seen it.
It's like, you know, it's like

1186
01:29:33.119 --> 01:29:38.079
It's like, you know, one
of the other times that I think of

1187
01:29:38.239 --> 01:29:42.359
is like the Rumble two ninety one, my favorite rumble, right, But

1188
01:29:42.680 --> 01:29:51.479
it pisses me off that Guerrilla Monsoon
is shocked to see hul Kogan slam earthquake

1189
01:29:51.600 --> 01:29:57.239
when we've seen him slam thousands of
fat guys, right, thousands of fat

1190
01:29:57.319 --> 01:30:02.960
guys including earthquake. Mind you,
I know that that that that that Gorilla

1191
01:30:03.039 --> 01:30:08.239
didn't do commentary of Summer Slam nineteen
ninety but Piper did. And Piper saw

1192
01:30:09.520 --> 01:30:13.119
Hogan slam earthquake at SummerSlam, and
he stands there and doesn't love the finger

1193
01:30:13.600 --> 01:30:17.840
right as it just a little A
Monsoon perpetrates a miscarriage of justice essentially.

1194
01:30:18.239 --> 01:30:23.199
I think even Roddy Piper he does. I think Rody Piper even says,

1195
01:30:23.319 --> 01:30:25.760
like, you know he can't do
you want for you know you can't do

1196
01:30:25.920 --> 01:30:28.479
he can't slam him. How's he
gonna slam? Is he gonna pick him

1197
01:30:28.520 --> 01:30:36.640
up like you've seen him do it? That's awesome? It has since nineteen

1198
01:30:36.800 --> 01:30:42.439
ninety one. That has pissed me
off. When these guys are amazed at

1199
01:30:42.479 --> 01:30:46.439
shit that they've seen before, and
I just just wait for the rest of

1200
01:30:46.520 --> 01:30:49.199
this paper here, you know,
I mean, and part of me gets

1201
01:30:49.239 --> 01:30:55.439
it, okay, part of me
kind of understands that the idea is,

1202
01:30:56.239 --> 01:31:00.199
you know, they're probably trying to
maximize the drama in the moment. Not

1203
01:31:00.319 --> 01:31:06.000
even that, but people, they're
taking consideration new fans. But fuck that,

1204
01:31:06.880 --> 01:31:10.800
all right, Like let the let
the new fans figure it out on

1205
01:31:10.840 --> 01:31:14.560
their own, yep, all right, let them figure out a way to

1206
01:31:14.760 --> 01:31:16.760
like where did this happen the first
time? Yeah, let me appreciate why

1207
01:31:16.800 --> 01:31:23.239
this isn't a big deal. But
I'm with you. God, it pissed

1208
01:31:23.319 --> 01:31:25.279
me. I mean, how many
time have we seen Bam Bam do aerial

1209
01:31:25.319 --> 01:31:30.079
tactics. It's like old fucking news, right, fucking Scott Hudson. There

1210
01:31:30.119 --> 01:31:33.359
he is, idiot, back on
the task, back on the back on

1211
01:31:33.439 --> 01:31:36.880
the job. And yeah, whatever
it was that Stacy tossed to him,

1212
01:31:38.359 --> 01:31:40.960
Stacy Act is able to spray Bigelow
in the eyes with it. I think

1213
01:31:40.960 --> 01:31:45.119
it's like it's like hairspray or something
that must be so. Then Bigelow swings

1214
01:31:45.119 --> 01:31:48.520
and Missus opening up the hangman's noose
neck breaker for Staysy Act. That was

1215
01:31:48.600 --> 01:31:51.319
his finish One two, three,
five minutes fifty five second, Shohn staysy

1216
01:31:51.359 --> 01:31:55.399
act defeats Bam Bam Bigelow. So
he's like literally ripping off Rick rud At

1217
01:31:55.439 --> 01:31:58.520
every fucking time he can. He
can, Yeah with the neck breaker as

1218
01:31:58.560 --> 01:32:01.640
well. Absolutely he is. Yeah
that When he came back in the Russo

1219
01:32:01.680 --> 01:32:04.319
Bischoff Nitro in April two thousand,
it was like a direct rip off.

1220
01:32:04.439 --> 01:32:09.279
Even feuded with Kurt Hennig and Wow, like the perfect whatever. He was,

1221
01:32:09.399 --> 01:32:13.439
the perfect, perfect Sewan. He
was perfect Sean, perfect stupid.

1222
01:32:14.199 --> 01:32:17.920
Another do it now? As Stacy
has or eight by tens from the briefcase,

1223
01:32:17.960 --> 01:32:21.359
trainer Danny Young comes out wiping the
eyes down of Bam Bam Bigelow,

1224
01:32:23.159 --> 01:32:26.119
and sta Yac offers an eight by
ten to the trainer who's tending to Biggelow.

1225
01:32:26.159 --> 01:32:30.640
That's really awesome to go up and
offer to someone who's like clearly doing

1226
01:32:30.720 --> 01:32:34.479
something else is very funny. Another
liplock and she takes him that time.

1227
01:32:34.760 --> 01:32:38.279
This one looks a little more like
a shoot. I think she may have

1228
01:32:38.319 --> 01:32:41.840
even liked it a bit. Yep, she slaps his ass and there you

1229
01:32:41.960 --> 01:32:45.439
go. Bigelo want to rematch the
next night of Nitro using Stacy's hairspray on

1230
01:32:45.520 --> 01:32:46.840
stacyac and then said he would bring
his tattoo. That's what it was.

1231
01:32:47.039 --> 01:32:51.640
His tattoo artists next Monday to Nitro
to tattoo Sean Staciac. Of course that

1232
01:32:51.800 --> 01:32:57.319
never happened. The only ink he
got was WW contract Hey, I mean

1233
01:32:57.399 --> 01:33:00.119
that's probably better off anyway. And
now we have survey Aalen's camera because God

1234
01:33:00.159 --> 01:33:04.800
forbid a regular camera be backstage as
the cat is talking to Miss Jones's valet

1235
01:33:04.800 --> 01:33:06.399
at the time, says, I
let you take care of him, but

1236
01:33:06.439 --> 01:33:11.159
after what he did to me,
he wants her to stay back here.

1237
01:33:11.800 --> 01:33:15.159
Okay, so Kat trying to tell
his Jones not to get involved. Later,

1238
01:33:15.279 --> 01:33:17.840
Skipper with the tag title belt cruiswait
tag belt, saying I built this

1239
01:33:17.960 --> 01:33:23.119
belt, and then Romeo comes in
it's our belt. Skippers draps on kid

1240
01:33:23.199 --> 01:33:27.640
Romeo's belt, says the girls are
going to love us tonight. I don't

1241
01:33:27.640 --> 01:33:30.800
know if kid Romeo has must much
interest Elix, but okay, come on,

1242
01:33:30.880 --> 01:33:32.720
baby, get in here, as
straps it on, and then Skipper

1243
01:33:32.760 --> 01:33:38.359
then presents get mine on, so
they belt each other. Alix proclaims in

1244
01:33:38.439 --> 01:33:42.640
the first EVA Cruillweight Tag team champs. Okay, that's that's a great story.

1245
01:33:44.680 --> 01:33:46.800
They showed Nitro from March fifth,
where Humorris moonsalted against Team Canada and

1246
01:33:46.880 --> 01:33:50.239
Landstorm got involved with Hu Morris had
now broken free from the Misfits in action

1247
01:33:50.319 --> 01:33:55.600
and it is back to just being
moonsalting Hu Morris again. And Mike Austoin

1248
01:33:55.680 --> 01:33:58.920
is no longer the fat chick thriller. He's now the Canadian Mike Austin with

1249
01:33:59.000 --> 01:34:02.560
short hair. And here comes Storm
Lance Storm to the ring and his wall.

1250
01:34:03.039 --> 01:34:06.720
He's not He's not Canadian either,
is he? Mike costume is not

1251
01:34:06.800 --> 01:34:11.039
Canadian, but they put him much
like the skipper in the Canadian stable.

1252
01:34:11.119 --> 01:34:14.840
I see because it's comedy that he's
not Canadian. I see. I guess.

1253
01:34:14.960 --> 01:34:17.520
So here comes Team Canada Storm Warning, Storm grabs the mic usa chant

1254
01:34:17.560 --> 01:34:20.840
if I can be serious for a
minute. Hugh Morris's face too long.

1255
01:34:21.680 --> 01:34:25.960
He's got the worst, He's got
no charisma. That's the idea. That's

1256
01:34:25.960 --> 01:34:28.520
the gimmick. I mean, but
it's not good. Like that's not a

1257
01:34:28.560 --> 01:34:31.199
good gimmick. I agree. It
was good in ww in that he was

1258
01:34:31.239 --> 01:34:35.239
like a drill sergeant. In WWF
he was literally boring that was his gimmick.

1259
01:34:35.279 --> 01:34:39.159
I am boring, so I'm gonna
dance. I am boring, so

1260
01:34:39.279 --> 01:34:44.039
I'm just going to emote. You
know. Yeah, it's not okay,

1261
01:34:44.800 --> 01:34:47.640
not okay at all. It's just
humorch You've been in our face for too

1262
01:34:47.640 --> 01:34:49.520
long to night. We've been into
it, and we're down with them.

1263
01:34:49.520 --> 01:34:51.760
We're moving out of the World Tag
Team Championships and we're done with them.

1264
01:34:53.279 --> 01:34:56.079
Show Team Canada the respect we deserve. Rise for the playing of the national

1265
01:34:56.119 --> 01:35:00.520
anthem. Dead serious, buzz cut
and scowl on land Storm is He says,

1266
01:35:00.560 --> 01:35:03.920
I said rise and play the Canadian
national anthem, And then Hudson says,

1267
01:35:03.960 --> 01:35:09.159
I don't hear the anthem. Obviously
some no talent American in the back.

1268
01:35:09.319 --> 01:35:12.760
Landstorm says, can't figure out what
the play button is. I've been

1269
01:35:12.800 --> 01:35:15.560
doing this for eight months. Play
the anthem, and instead it's Hugh Morris's

1270
01:35:15.720 --> 01:35:20.960
laughing entrance music. Okay, right, well that's something at least, and

1271
01:35:21.039 --> 01:35:24.920
Storm gets a scared look in his
eye. Hutton says it must be some

1272
01:35:25.840 --> 01:35:39.960
puff Daddy remix. Okay, Hugh
Morris's partner Conan and White Sneakers. Are

1273
01:35:39.960 --> 01:35:43.600
you ready for Landstorm? And Mike
Austin versus Hugh Morris and Conan. I

1274
01:35:43.720 --> 01:35:46.720
agreed, really, I really can't. This was tough to get through.

1275
01:35:47.640 --> 01:35:54.439
This is just awful. Conan suddenly
appears and his music plays for five seconds

1276
01:35:54.479 --> 01:35:57.319
in his flannel jacket. Tony says
he didn't even wait for his music to

1277
01:35:57.439 --> 01:36:01.039
establish. As Mike Austin whips you
Moore and drops him with hard Larry Attou

1278
01:36:01.239 --> 01:36:04.840
straight out of Japan to get the
match started, Lanstorm comes into some chops

1279
01:36:04.880 --> 01:36:08.239
and humorous, no cells and nails, and Landstorm goes to the eyes.

1280
01:36:08.279 --> 01:36:11.039
However, corner to corner, Whip
is reversed into Storm's big boot, goes

1281
01:36:11.119 --> 01:36:14.439
humoris, and then Storm charges into
a power slam for the one too.

1282
01:36:14.720 --> 01:36:17.560
As Mike Austin makes the save.
Storm tags awesome. As Mike Ausain comes

1283
01:36:17.600 --> 01:36:20.560
in, Whip puts the boot up
and drops Hugh Morris and then kind of

1284
01:36:20.600 --> 01:36:24.159
does a weird ass leg drop.
So yes, a boot and a leg

1285
01:36:24.279 --> 01:36:30.880
drop by what dude? What another
son of Tampa Mike Awesome. I remember

1286
01:36:30.159 --> 01:36:32.960
some vaguely that he's like a cousin
of Hogan, or like a second cousin

1287
01:36:33.039 --> 01:36:36.399
or something. Really, yeah,
there's some god Damn. I knew,

1288
01:36:36.479 --> 01:36:40.199
I knew I was gonna forget to
look this up for the episode, and

1289
01:36:40.279 --> 01:36:46.399
I did. It sits in my
mind somehow. Let's see, Mike Alfonso,

1290
01:36:48.199 --> 01:36:51.560
that's also inappropriate. Horace Hogan is
his cousin. That's what it was.

1291
01:36:53.600 --> 01:36:58.720
Is Mike Austin's cousin. So I
guess that. And and of course,

1292
01:36:58.840 --> 01:37:04.880
uh, Horace is nephew m so
that would make I don't even know

1293
01:37:05.199 --> 01:37:10.520
what the cousin of your nephew is
to you. I don't know if there's

1294
01:37:10.600 --> 01:37:15.039
even a familial term for that.
And THEO it is so Austin gets too

1295
01:37:15.039 --> 01:37:16.279
off the leg, drop corner to
corner, splash in the corner by awesome

1296
01:37:16.399 --> 01:37:19.960
double whip and they drop humorus the
clothes line. Mickey j presiding on this

1297
01:37:20.119 --> 01:37:25.920
contest, storm swings on Conyan.
Conan hits him and they collide. Him

1298
01:37:25.960 --> 01:37:29.399
and Hugh do as they mix it
up. Tag to Mike Austoin, tacked

1299
01:37:29.399 --> 01:37:32.199
to Conan, rolling Larryot from Conan
onto Mike Austome Tony sis Conyan has been

1300
01:37:32.319 --> 01:37:38.319
established an established leader. He's become
an established leader in the locker roomait Not

1301
01:37:38.520 --> 01:37:43.359
Coney says about Hugh Morris, I
think I have conyin here. Well here,

1302
01:37:43.439 --> 01:37:45.439
let's this is what I have.
You may have been a leader of

1303
01:37:45.560 --> 01:37:48.800
the misstitch of one time, but
he is still the leader of the locker

1304
01:37:48.920 --> 01:37:55.920
room. Are asked the hand they
look into. Okay, that's it.

1305
01:37:56.039 --> 01:38:02.520
That's enough for the podcast. I'll
see you guys next time. Tony says,

1306
01:38:02.640 --> 01:38:06.960
I'm okay with locker room leaders in
this uh, in this uh dynamic?

1307
01:38:08.039 --> 01:38:12.760
What's the problem? Buildamot's face,
Huh brother, build the build them

1308
01:38:12.880 --> 01:38:18.279
what build Amott's face. Locker room
leader, build a'mott's face, locker room

1309
01:38:18.319 --> 01:38:24.920
leader, build Mott's face, locker
room loser. Uh. Conan leap frogs

1310
01:38:24.960 --> 01:38:27.359
goes for his X factor move,
but Mike Austome nails him. The way

1311
01:38:27.399 --> 01:38:30.439
up of the lottery yet slams Conan
and it's a big splash for two double

1312
01:38:30.439 --> 01:38:31.600
team in the corner on Conan.
Qun on corner fires out with the back

1313
01:38:31.600 --> 01:38:36.079
elbow, drops Conan cover one two
on Conan. Conan black jeans, white

1314
01:38:36.079 --> 01:38:42.000
sneakers and boxers hanging out. Everything
about him is wrong. The Canadian Killer

1315
01:38:42.079 --> 01:38:45.039
one of the quickest big men you'll
ever find in any sport. Mike awesome

1316
01:38:45.520 --> 01:38:51.119
announce the Canadian Killer. Yes he
doesn't kill Canadians. He is Canadian and

1317
01:38:51.199 --> 01:38:56.520
he kills It doesn't matter. It's
still just bullshit. Sad to hear Tony

1318
01:38:56.560 --> 01:39:00.279
talk about the future implications of this
matchup on the title picture. There will

1319
01:39:00.319 --> 01:39:04.880
be no title picture to be Storm
gives give some of the fans hell at

1320
01:39:04.960 --> 01:39:09.039
rings side with his hands raised and
Conanan's fed back in for the two.

1321
01:39:09.359 --> 01:39:12.880
Conan does an insight cradle for two
backup clothesline drops Conan as Team Canada stays

1322
01:39:12.920 --> 01:39:15.119
on his ass and then Lan Storm
comes in and Conan fires back, but

1323
01:39:15.199 --> 01:39:17.800
Storm drops him as well. Tag
to Mike Austin, who comes off the

1324
01:39:17.840 --> 01:39:20.840
top rope and levels Conan with a
cross body and gets two or a close

1325
01:39:20.920 --> 01:39:24.560
line, whatever it was. Hugh
Morris then reaches in from the apron and

1326
01:39:24.600 --> 01:39:27.159
slaps the back to break I didn't
know that broke up a cover and wrestling.

1327
01:39:27.199 --> 01:39:29.399
Did you know that, boss,
if you just reach between the ropes

1328
01:39:29.439 --> 01:39:31.079
and slap the back of the guy
who's making the cover. Yeah, yeah,

1329
01:39:31.119 --> 01:39:34.560
it's weird shittath That always pisses me
off, Like when you when you're

1330
01:39:34.600 --> 01:39:38.600
two, it's like, you know, maybe you should have the guy kick

1331
01:39:38.680 --> 01:39:42.800
out instead, because right, because
you're really fucking it up when you do

1332
01:39:42.920 --> 01:39:45.720
that. Uh Storm then whips in
Conan hits a big drop kick, and

1333
01:39:45.760 --> 01:39:48.800
then Hugh Morris breaks it up and
shouts at Mickey Jay about I guess some

1334
01:39:48.880 --> 01:39:51.920
double teaming is land Storm. Uh
does a snapmare at a leg drop for

1335
01:39:51.960 --> 01:39:55.159
two. Then he puts a sleeper
on in a front face lock, and

1336
01:39:55.239 --> 01:39:59.000
Mike Awesome comes in and distracts the
referee so that he misses the chat the

1337
01:39:59.119 --> 01:40:01.560
tag and who more or is pissed
about that Mike Awesome with a pile driver

1338
01:40:01.640 --> 01:40:05.760
where he lands across your legs and
uh and head, I don't remember what

1339
01:40:05.800 --> 01:40:09.439
I mean by that. It's the
pile driver. It's a pile driver.

1340
01:40:10.119 --> 01:40:13.479
Yeah. Humors breaks it up at
the count of two. Landstorm with a

1341
01:40:13.479 --> 01:40:15.600
body slam, climbs the top rope, jumps off and lands with a boot

1342
01:40:15.680 --> 01:40:19.119
into his own face. There's a
collision and a double clothesline and a double

1343
01:40:19.159 --> 01:40:24.560
down. Humorris gets the tag to
no pop whatsoeverybody's running wild. He whips

1344
01:40:24.600 --> 01:40:27.239
Mike assume In hits a spinning heel
kick for two, corner to corner,

1345
01:40:27.279 --> 01:40:30.119
whipping then a barge and then again
another in the corner, and then he

1346
01:40:30.239 --> 01:40:33.239
turns into Landstorm's super kick as Mike
Awesome climbs and hits a big splash on

1347
01:40:34.000 --> 01:40:38.079
Humors for the one two. Conan
makes the save. A pere four brawl

1348
01:40:38.119 --> 01:40:41.680
breaks out. Conan throws Landstorm out
of the ring as Mike Awesom lifts ducks

1349
01:40:41.760 --> 01:40:45.479
Humorris and then it sends him flying
with the German just yeah, this is

1350
01:40:45.520 --> 01:40:48.600
where Johnny A sprinkles in all japan
offense of course, as you should.

1351
01:40:49.720 --> 01:40:54.319
Then Humorous climbs for a moon salt, which you call the no Laughing Matter,

1352
01:40:54.399 --> 01:40:57.000
but Storm clips him before he can
take flight, and Humorus jumps and

1353
01:40:57.039 --> 01:40:59.880
drops Storm on the apron reclimbs to
go forward again. This time it's my

1354
01:41:00.000 --> 01:41:02.119
Awsome who cuts him off, gets
Humorris up onto his shoulder and does a

1355
01:41:02.239 --> 01:41:06.079
running Awesome bomb out of the corner, dropping Hu Morris. Tough. Storm

1356
01:41:06.119 --> 01:41:10.279
grabs Conan to prevent him from breaking
up the cover and it's one two and

1357
01:41:10.479 --> 01:41:14.800
three Team Canada. Lance Stroman Mike
Astom defeed Hugh Morrison Conan eleven minutes and

1358
01:41:14.880 --> 01:41:17.640
twenty eight seconds at Greed. Oh
my god, that was just I can't

1359
01:41:17.640 --> 01:41:20.399
believe it was that short. That
was a greedy allotment of time, is

1360
01:41:20.439 --> 01:41:26.399
what it was. Yeah, Team
Canada, position for future greatness? What

1361
01:41:26.720 --> 01:41:30.439
four in a company that will not
exist? But hey, Lance Storm is

1362
01:41:30.479 --> 01:41:32.319
the first invader in WW. I
don't ever take that away from him.

1363
01:41:32.520 --> 01:41:35.760
I remember, I remember it was. It was actually the backstage. It

1364
01:41:35.840 --> 01:41:40.479
was kind of all kind of exciting. Yep. So Dustin Roads is in

1365
01:41:40.479 --> 01:41:44.000
the dressing room, as is Dusty, and we have the surveillance camera angle

1366
01:41:44.880 --> 01:41:47.479
once again in the cowboy outfit,
and Dustin's reading the newspaper. And here

1367
01:41:47.840 --> 01:41:50.279
here, here, here, here, you gotta ready to get ready.

1368
01:41:50.319 --> 01:41:55.079
You got to listen to this shit. We got Jackson to get it.

1369
01:41:55.800 --> 01:41:57.479
What's wrong? What do you mean? What throw? I ain't not the

1370
01:41:57.479 --> 01:42:00.680
wrong beat? You shouldn't be getting
ready. I'm getting ready to get rid

1371
01:42:00.720 --> 01:42:03.760
of You want one of them boys
to kiss her. We'll let me tell

1372
01:42:03.760 --> 01:42:08.199
you what you can believe one of
them boss gonna kiss my kidding tonight,

1373
01:42:08.239 --> 01:42:10.319
I'll say, you know, but
you know what, I'm gonna get ready

1374
01:42:10.359 --> 01:42:13.640
for my all. There's some special
workhouse stuff I've been waiting. List what

1375
01:42:14.720 --> 01:42:16.079
you don't like what it is?
Wait it? Yeah, hey, that

1376
01:42:16.199 --> 01:42:23.399
might get town in yet all smell
that, smell it, all smell it,

1377
01:42:23.439 --> 01:42:27.720
put it down right here? All
right? Yeah? Rito? What

1378
01:42:27.840 --> 01:42:30.880
is is Plancho? Think you Pancho? I'll give you a tip. Don't

1379
01:42:30.079 --> 01:42:32.399
on the hearts. Brothers, look
at here, who are you tonight?

1380
01:42:32.560 --> 01:42:36.760
Two hundred and forty burrito. When
I finish he needs I'm gonna be ready.

1381
01:42:36.960 --> 01:42:41.359
We got a match. Pop now, I gotta I gotta match flat

1382
01:42:41.439 --> 01:42:44.960
face in my ass. That's the
match and he's gonna smell it up when

1383
01:42:45.000 --> 01:42:46.439
we get out there. Brother,
you know what I talk about. Let's

1384
01:42:46.439 --> 01:42:50.239
get on me. Let me get
ready for Oh I can smell it now.

1385
01:42:53.960 --> 01:42:56.920
Let's get on these, he says. Of the burritos, he says

1386
01:42:57.560 --> 01:43:04.720
two hundred and forty eight burridos.
He says, he's got two hundred and

1387
01:43:05.079 --> 01:43:15.920
forty burritos. And we're the ones
that make it all about food. I

1388
01:43:15.039 --> 01:43:28.800
mean, also, come on,
it's not like fucking Dusty Rhodes is not

1389
01:43:30.159 --> 01:43:36.439
hungry himself to do. Look at
the size of him at this point,

1390
01:43:38.399 --> 01:43:45.000
and like the idea, like even
the idea of him eating like having one

1391
01:43:46.399 --> 01:43:59.680
beans inside one burrito alone is is
just it's vulgar and and I guess the

1392
01:43:59.760 --> 01:44:01.359
idea is he's eating all these burritos
so that he has to ship, and

1393
01:44:01.439 --> 01:44:04.399
when he ships out of his ass, it smells. I get the idea

1394
01:44:04.520 --> 01:44:10.119
of it. It's just like,
like, here's my idea. Like,

1395
01:44:10.319 --> 01:44:15.760
Okay, if I were to eat
that many burritos before a wrestling match,

1396
01:44:16.880 --> 01:44:26.159
there's gonna be a problem before I
even like win, if I get,

1397
01:44:26.319 --> 01:44:31.640
if I get body slammed, I'm
gonna be shitting burrito. It's not like

1398
01:44:31.720 --> 01:44:34.960
he's gonna it's like his ass is
gonna stink so that when Flaire has to

1399
01:44:35.039 --> 01:44:39.439
kiss it, it's like that he's
just gonna all over the place. That

1400
01:44:39.600 --> 01:44:43.840
might be what it is. He
might just want to like ship his pants

1401
01:44:44.079 --> 01:44:48.359
and then have to have I see
Dusty shove I mean Flaire shove his face

1402
01:44:48.439 --> 01:44:53.239
up his ass. Maybe there's some
hints from the promo Dusty cut on the

1403
01:44:53.319 --> 01:44:59.920
Greed pre show. Let's take a
listen. Now, I'm stowing it.

1404
01:45:00.000 --> 01:45:01.760
I got food coming fast. What
do you mean? What I mean?

1405
01:45:01.880 --> 01:45:04.560
You know what I mean? Huh, I'm hungry. I got some come

1406
01:45:04.920 --> 01:45:08.880
that's gonna give my stomach gets a
rumble. You know what I'm talking about,

1407
01:45:09.079 --> 01:45:12.960
because the Native bo reck flats gonna
kiss my tonight. We done made

1408
01:45:13.000 --> 01:45:15.359
that set, you know what I
mean. And I'm gonna eat somewhere before

1409
01:45:15.359 --> 01:45:18.680
I go in, and I'm gonna
get it all worked up. So it's

1410
01:45:18.920 --> 01:45:23.279
just kind of like my saddle back
here, my own saddle back gonna be

1411
01:45:23.359 --> 01:45:28.760
blazed by the time, by the
time right now. He later Nagivo Ric

1412
01:45:28.800 --> 01:45:38.039
Flash Jeff Jarrett Tonight's to Night minute, I believe, he said, by

1413
01:45:38.079 --> 01:45:42.039
the time he's done eating, his
saddleback is going to be blazing, blazing,

1414
01:45:43.520 --> 01:45:48.640
blazing. I I don't know what
that means per se, but it's

1415
01:45:48.720 --> 01:45:56.039
inappropriate. It's it's making me feel
feelings inside that I don't want to feel.

1416
01:45:56.560 --> 01:45:59.880
Maybe Tony Sheilani can help. On
his podcast, he talked about Dusty

1417
01:46:00.279 --> 01:46:05.920
and his ass. Yeah, Dusty
always Dusty. Dusty's farts a live or

1418
01:46:06.000 --> 01:46:12.880
dead he would like this story.
Dusty's farts always sounded like there was something

1419
01:46:12.920 --> 01:46:19.720
coming with it besides the gas.
Something it was. It was a wet

1420
01:46:20.079 --> 01:46:26.000
sounding, long, drawn out,
high pitch type. And I would always

1421
01:46:26.039 --> 01:46:30.680
say, boy, motherfucker, check
your shorts. And he used to do

1422
01:46:30.720 --> 01:46:32.479
it and we would drive down the
road and it would be I mean,

1423
01:46:33.000 --> 01:46:36.800
you know, there was no sbds
with Dusty. They were like they were

1424
01:46:36.880 --> 01:46:40.680
part of his persona. You know, he was bigger than life, and

1425
01:46:40.840 --> 01:46:44.680
those things were bigger than life with
some substance to it. So I had

1426
01:46:44.840 --> 01:46:51.680
I had seen those and felt those
and unfortunately smelt those careers. So this

1427
01:46:51.880 --> 01:46:57.199
was nothing new to me. And
one of the things that really surprised me

1428
01:46:57.279 --> 01:47:03.399
about this was and it did surprise
me back then. And don't ask me

1429
01:47:03.560 --> 01:47:06.840
how I know this, because I
really don't know. But I do know

1430
01:47:06.960 --> 01:47:14.239
this. Dusty never wore underwear,
oh never. And how do you know

1431
01:47:14.359 --> 01:47:21.920
that? I just knew that he
never wore underwear, And so when the

1432
01:47:23.000 --> 01:47:27.720
pants went down, I was surprised
to see underwear on. I think it

1433
01:47:27.800 --> 01:47:33.319
may be a Texas thing. No
underwear and jeans. You look, you

1434
01:47:33.359 --> 01:47:38.840
man put that in your Google machine. But Dusty never wore underwear, and

1435
01:47:39.000 --> 01:47:43.720
I knew that. I'm I feel
like, there's the story you're not telling

1436
01:47:43.800 --> 01:47:45.359
us about how you know this,
But we'll get there one day. All

1437
01:47:45.439 --> 01:47:50.000
right, Here's here's how I know
this. Oh boy, do you remember

1438
01:47:50.119 --> 01:47:56.840
when way back when I did an
interview with Dusty Rhodes and Willie Nelson.

1439
01:47:57.279 --> 01:48:00.520
Yes, this was old school stuff. Yes, we got to Tucson,

1440
01:48:00.600 --> 01:48:03.960
Arizona and did that because Willie was
shooting a Willie was shooting a movie back

1441
01:48:04.039 --> 01:48:10.319
then with Chris Christofferson and David allen
Coe and old Tucson. I think it

1442
01:48:10.439 --> 01:48:15.600
was the remake of Stagecoach, I'm
not sure. And we were going to

1443
01:48:15.640 --> 01:48:21.119
shoot this thing at the pool at
the hotel and we were out sitting up

1444
01:48:23.239 --> 01:48:26.239
Wayne Daniel and I were sitting up
to the cameras and the lights and everything,

1445
01:48:26.840 --> 01:48:31.960
and Willie walks out to the pool
and so I said, well,

1446
01:48:32.000 --> 01:48:34.039
we better get Dusty. Wayne said, go back and get Dusty. So

1447
01:48:34.079 --> 01:48:36.600
I had knocked on the door boom
boom, boom, boom boom, and

1448
01:48:36.720 --> 01:48:40.720
I remember Dusty saying, come on
in, I've got it a jar.

1449
01:48:41.600 --> 01:48:46.119
I said, okay, And he's
laying in bed and I said, Willie's

1450
01:48:46.159 --> 01:48:49.760
out there already. He said,
good good. I'm glad he's out there

1451
01:48:49.800 --> 01:48:51.960
because I want him to go out
first. He said, see, the

1452
01:48:53.039 --> 01:48:57.960
star always comes out second. And
he did that to make me laugh that

1453
01:48:58.079 --> 01:49:00.319
he was a bigger star than Willie
Nelson, which in their own right they

1454
01:49:00.359 --> 01:49:02.880
were two gigantic stars. So I
said, well, we better go.

1455
01:49:03.439 --> 01:49:09.159
So he he has his shirt on
and he pulls off the covers and he's

1456
01:49:09.199 --> 01:49:11.920
butt naked with just the shirt on. He said, all right, I'm

1457
01:49:11.960 --> 01:49:14.760
coming. So I'm standing. I
don't know why I'm still standing like an

1458
01:49:14.800 --> 01:49:18.680
idiot. And he pulls the jeens
on over without any underwear on, and

1459
01:49:18.800 --> 01:49:23.479
I said, are you going to
do this bareback? He said, that's

1460
01:49:23.520 --> 01:49:29.760
what I always I never had underwear. Okay, So that's how I know

1461
01:49:29.840 --> 01:49:34.119
he never wore underwear. So you
can imagine that some of those real wet

1462
01:49:34.279 --> 01:49:40.359
sounding farts stained a lot of those
genes. And you know you wouldn't necessarily

1463
01:49:41.279 --> 01:49:51.720
clean your jeans every day? Boss? What the state of dusties jeans?

1464
01:49:53.760 --> 01:50:00.880
The roomy wranglers, huge skid marks
for days? His ass touching denim,

1465
01:50:01.079 --> 01:50:06.520
I mean, because the thing is, you know, you know he can't

1466
01:50:06.600 --> 01:50:12.680
get around to wiping it that good, right, because he's just he could

1467
01:50:12.720 --> 01:50:15.159
be so conscientious about it, it
just wouldn't matter. It just doesn't matter,

1468
01:50:15.319 --> 01:50:18.359
Like you know, he could wipe, he just can't reach it.

1469
01:50:19.439 --> 01:50:25.079
He just not built that way,
not anymore. Do you remember what the

1470
01:50:25.159 --> 01:50:30.239
muffler was no when he said I
have a muffler in. What that means

1471
01:50:30.359 --> 01:50:31.720
is I think we talked about this
in an r of war games. That

1472
01:50:31.880 --> 01:50:36.000
means he stuffs a bunch of toilet
paper in the crack of his ass so

1473
01:50:36.119 --> 01:50:40.560
that he doesn't if he shits himself, it doesn't come through the pants and

1474
01:50:40.760 --> 01:50:45.119
his ass cracks sweat doesn't stain his
pants either. He's got a muffler in.

1475
01:50:45.680 --> 01:50:47.520
And sometimes the muffler would come out
in the middle of the match with

1476
01:50:47.720 --> 01:50:55.960
with yellowish stains on it. Got
a muffler in normal business, normal people,

1477
01:50:56.359 --> 01:51:03.520
normal vocabulary. Yeah, it is
normal. I mean I muffle all

1478
01:51:03.560 --> 01:51:12.640
the time. Agree, I'm glad
we have consensus what this country's going nowhere.

1479
01:51:12.680 --> 01:51:15.159
If we can't agree in a common
set of facts, I mean,

1480
01:51:15.279 --> 01:51:25.640
what the absolute fuck? What is
wrong with him fucking put some fucking underwear

1481
01:51:25.680 --> 01:51:33.600
on, you fucking freak? Oh? I mean so much residue, so

1482
01:51:33.880 --> 01:51:36.840
much, you know, like the
little turds, like the ones that like

1483
01:51:36.920 --> 01:51:41.800
because here's the thing, thinking size
like a jellybean. Think about this,

1484
01:51:42.159 --> 01:51:46.560
This is the thing that really so
so imagine obviously you know he's gonna eat

1485
01:51:46.760 --> 01:51:51.079
after he eats, Okay, sure, and then he's gonna go sit and

1486
01:51:51.199 --> 01:51:56.359
do a fucking three hour pay per
view where he doesn't get up, he

1487
01:51:56.479 --> 01:52:01.600
doesn't move, and his and and
like the sweat, it's mixing in with

1488
01:52:01.800 --> 01:52:15.479
the residue of ship. His ass
crack is slippery. Oh ah, it's

1489
01:52:15.479 --> 01:52:18.119
about it's about the stink from the
crack. It's not even you know what

1490
01:52:18.159 --> 01:52:21.880
I mean, it'sern't about the whole
right, right exactly exactly. The bacteria

1491
01:52:23.039 --> 01:52:29.079
migrates up the crack, right exactly. There's so much more to it than

1492
01:52:29.199 --> 01:52:35.920
just the you know, like there
there are a million hygiene issues going on

1493
01:52:36.279 --> 01:52:44.600
here. You got yeah, no, that's great, all right, So

1494
01:52:44.720 --> 01:52:46.680
that's established. Good glad we got
over that. That was in. That

1495
01:52:46.760 --> 01:52:50.880
was a big hurdle to jump here
in our greed deep dive. So it's

1496
01:52:50.960 --> 01:52:57.399
back to uh, documentary footage of
buff Bagwell. Let's look, how about

1497
01:52:57.399 --> 01:53:00.279
this thing? It's good? Huh
how about that? Let's see if I

1498
01:53:00.319 --> 01:53:04.319
have this one saying that making a
documentary the entire century And he says,

1499
01:53:04.319 --> 01:53:10.199
I got a question for a scene. Ss I hired you. Sit down,

1500
01:53:10.399 --> 01:53:15.279
Bagwell says to the camp documentarian with
his sunglasses on. His sunglasses are

1501
01:53:15.399 --> 01:53:21.960
over his backwards cap. They're over
his cap. I'm I I have yet

1502
01:53:23.039 --> 01:53:28.319
to see an issue at all with
this fucking We just keep agreeing this is

1503
01:53:28.359 --> 01:53:30.079
great. Yeah, yeah, it's
all. It's all normal ship. It's

1504
01:53:30.119 --> 01:53:33.560
what Buff in two thousand and one. His faces, shoot me, shoot

1505
01:53:33.640 --> 01:53:41.359
me, his like sensibility, his
like just unseeriousness. Throw me off a

1506
01:53:41.479 --> 01:53:47.079
fucking cliff. There we go,
right, like just the the the absolute

1507
01:53:48.520 --> 01:53:59.960
bottom feeding worst of humanity. Just
the fucking it's great, heel, That's

1508
01:54:00.079 --> 01:54:02.640
that's what you're trying to say.
Yeah, exactly exactly. That's my reaction

1509
01:54:02.840 --> 01:54:08.199
is to how great a performer he
is, not to how despicable a human

1510
01:54:08.279 --> 01:54:20.039
being he is. Kill me.
Honestly, I just agreed, agreed,

1511
01:54:20.680 --> 01:54:27.520
you got it what. I'm not
greedy for this ship? Yeah, he

1512
01:54:27.600 --> 01:54:29.399
says to Rick, what are you
gonna do to Alex Lugar? I'm gonna

1513
01:54:29.439 --> 01:54:31.439
thump his butt eating a he's eating
a grape or something, as Rick Snyder

1514
01:54:31.600 --> 01:54:38.439
very curious. I'm gonna thump his
butt, That's what he says. I

1515
01:54:38.479 --> 01:54:40.520
think they getta they do a fist
pump. It's not that hard, and

1516
01:54:40.560 --> 01:54:44.520
Buff asks what is up with Scotti? The Medesia thing got to his head

1517
01:54:44.600 --> 01:54:48.239
and you know it, that's like
a disease, and it definitely does.

1518
01:54:49.319 --> 01:54:54.880
Rick says, I think soon I'm
gonna find out who is messing with everything,

1519
01:54:54.960 --> 01:54:57.720
and we're gonna get everything back to
normal. They do a fist pump

1520
01:54:57.760 --> 01:55:00.920
and Rix says, next time get
us. Uh damn woman, camera man,

1521
01:55:03.199 --> 01:55:06.960
what's gonna fuck her? And then
we go to Chuck Palombo and a

1522
01:55:08.079 --> 01:55:13.720
shell necklace choker speaking of greatness?
Is this tonight? The games are over?

1523
01:55:14.199 --> 01:55:16.479
You find out who the toughest team
is. Sometimes people say only the

1524
01:55:16.479 --> 01:55:19.439
strong survive. I believe you're looking
at two survivors right here. Sean,

1525
01:55:19.600 --> 01:55:25.239
Chuck and I would die defending those
tag belts. Lex and Buff will have

1526
01:55:25.319 --> 01:55:27.680
to kill us, he says,
to get those belts. If they can

1527
01:55:27.760 --> 01:55:30.159
do it, more power to them. But if we're still breathing, we're

1528
01:55:30.199 --> 01:55:32.760
still champs, and they flex their
packs. What a charismatic team you'll hear

1529
01:55:32.800 --> 01:55:36.880
in Palombo are. Of course they're
wonderful. If you didn't get enough,

1530
01:55:36.920 --> 01:55:41.560
here's them on the pre show showing
I don't know how you feel. For

1531
01:55:41.640 --> 01:55:44.680
a week after week after week after
week, we played games with Lex and

1532
01:55:44.720 --> 01:55:46.119
Bunk. I don't want to do
it anymore. I want to end all

1533
01:55:46.199 --> 01:55:50.319
this crap tonight, Chuck. Lex
and Buch are starting to irritate me so

1534
01:55:50.680 --> 01:55:55.279
bad. I'll tell you what.
We're not gonna have a match from tonight.

1535
01:55:56.279 --> 01:55:58.880
We're gonna hurt them. You down
with that, I'm down with that.

1536
01:55:59.239 --> 01:56:00.119
I mean Lex and Bum They've already
made it for the top of their

1537
01:56:00.159 --> 01:56:02.800
career. They're not going to make
any further. We're on our way up.

1538
01:56:03.159 --> 01:56:05.960
We're hungry, man, They're not
hungry. We're hungry if people want

1539
01:56:05.960 --> 01:56:15.199
to see us quick quick? How
dare you say they're not hungry? Destined

1540
01:56:15.239 --> 01:56:20.319
for stardom? Nerhode Islands, Chuck
Palumbo, there sounds like Paul d on

1541
01:56:20.479 --> 01:56:26.720
Jersey Shore. And then I want
you to hear the authenticity and the wonderful

1542
01:56:26.760 --> 01:56:30.720
delivery of Shan O'Hair when he says
they irritate me so bad, showing I

1543
01:56:30.760 --> 01:56:33.520
don't know how you feel. For
a week after week after week after week

1544
01:56:33.520 --> 01:56:36.079
we played games with Lexi Bunk.
I don't want to do it anymore.

1545
01:56:36.199 --> 01:56:40.399
I want to end all this crap. Tonight we go. Lex and Buff

1546
01:56:40.439 --> 01:56:49.600
are starting to irritate me so bad. Emphasis on. That's the shadow here.

1547
01:56:49.640 --> 01:56:53.399
I know, that's the shato hair
that throw me into the Charles Rivers.

1548
01:56:53.640 --> 01:56:57.520
Yes, yes, yes, Tony
says, we talk about Dusty Rhodes

1549
01:56:57.560 --> 01:57:00.359
and his burrito buffet de Yeah.
Do we need to do that because I

1550
01:57:00.520 --> 01:57:04.760
prefer not. They called back to
super Brawl where Shane Helms, the cruiserweight

1551
01:57:04.880 --> 01:57:09.680
champion of w W at the time, replaced Kidman injured and won a six

1552
01:57:09.800 --> 01:57:12.600
man to get the championship or to
qualify for it, whatever the funk it

1553
01:57:12.800 --> 01:57:15.960
was, and they put the they
put the rocket on Shane Helms. They

1554
01:57:15.000 --> 01:57:18.359
saw some money in this kid.
They yeah, I mean somebody did.

1555
01:57:18.600 --> 01:57:21.680
I don't. I don't get it, but great. Yeah, he's got

1556
01:57:21.760 --> 01:57:27.119
his entrance with all the dancers called
the Sugar Babies, and he even mixed

1557
01:57:27.119 --> 01:57:29.760
his own song. It's dubbed out
of Peacock, but we have it for

1558
01:57:30.000 --> 01:57:40.560
you on w t LF. It's
a verte breaker shot. Okay, yach

1559
01:57:40.960 --> 01:57:48.199
he started in the Sugar Babies,
aren't They could be at place actually,

1560
01:57:48.600 --> 01:58:00.600
and you look for Shane Helms.
He got a breaker, is a breaker.

1561
01:58:00.720 --> 01:58:05.640
It's in a pony sat only hated
the move that has made those move

1562
01:58:05.720 --> 01:58:19.640
right there and here plot Dusty Road
married back today about one about a Dot.

1563
01:58:23.399 --> 01:58:26.520
It's all in there, the two
thousand and one w CW right there.

1564
01:58:26.760 --> 01:58:31.199
Oh my god, I can't but
the shimmy shimmy ya there. What

1565
01:58:31.399 --> 01:58:35.079
the fuck? Here's what Shane helm
said in the pages of w W magazine

1566
01:58:35.079 --> 01:58:39.119
about what we just heard. From
coming up with clever names for his signature

1567
01:58:39.159 --> 01:58:42.840
moves to designing his website Sugar,
Shane Helms likes to take an active role

1568
01:58:42.920 --> 01:58:45.039
in every aspect of his career,
so when he needed new entrance music after

1569
01:58:45.079 --> 01:58:48.159
breaking away from Three Count, Helms
decided to write the song himself. It

1570
01:58:48.239 --> 01:58:51.239
took Helms all of ten minutes to
you Don't Say to write the lyrics to

1571
01:58:51.359 --> 01:58:56.239
vertebreaker of the song named after his
finishing move. Helms then told Jimmy Hard

1572
01:58:56.279 --> 01:58:59.439
what he wanted the song to sound
like, and the legendary wrestling manager and

1573
01:58:59.600 --> 01:59:03.279
music uru called a rap group boys
with the bass to record it. I

1574
01:59:03.359 --> 01:59:09.079
wonder where those guys are today,
Those fucking groups that probably like Jimmy Hart,

1575
01:59:09.159 --> 01:59:13.000
like you know, found that a
fucking basement or something. I wanted

1576
01:59:13.039 --> 01:59:15.680
it to sound like Shimmy Shimi Ya
by Old Dirty bastard. Well, yeah,

1577
01:59:15.680 --> 01:59:17.840
you just ripped the fucking thing directly, says Helms, who wanted to

1578
01:59:17.840 --> 01:59:20.600
sing the song but was unable to
because of time constraints. The main thing

1579
01:59:20.640 --> 01:59:25.119
I want is that as soon as
the song hits people know I'm coming to

1580
01:59:25.159 --> 01:59:27.760
add some sizzle to the entrance,
the Nitro girls, the company, Helms

1581
01:59:27.800 --> 01:59:30.680
and a dance routine on the stage. And that was his idea too.

1582
01:59:30.960 --> 01:59:35.680
For those wishing to sing along with
Vertebreaker, here are the words. Now,

1583
01:59:35.760 --> 01:59:41.600
I'm the original kid started back in
ninety one in the state of NC,

1584
01:59:42.720 --> 01:59:45.800
came up hard with dues I paid. Now Helms invades with a funny

1585
01:59:45.880 --> 01:59:53.640
tirade. Funky tirade some may say
funny, try to best take notice.

1586
01:59:54.720 --> 02:00:00.640
Sugar Shane has arrived to plex all
opponents right up their back side. A

1587
02:00:00.960 --> 02:00:06.000
aim high like the sky, with
the skills to imply, Helms will survive

1588
02:00:06.239 --> 02:00:12.840
while them other fools die. Vert
a Breaker will break your spine. Vert

1589
02:00:12.880 --> 02:00:16.600
a Breaker does the trick every time. So don't go to sleep because Sugar

1590
02:00:16.720 --> 02:00:21.399
Shane creeps to hit you with the
Nightmare on Helm Street Solo. At last,

1591
02:00:21.600 --> 02:00:26.439
the hip that won't miss planning the
Sugar smack right on your lips,

1592
02:00:26.960 --> 02:00:30.479
all out pops NonStop, to you
drop, make you say Pretty Please with

1593
02:00:30.600 --> 02:00:35.520
sugar on top. Vert A Breaker
sounds good to me. It's tough.

1594
02:00:35.600 --> 02:00:40.680
Huh Yeah, I'm a big,
big fan of vert A Breaker. Did

1595
02:00:40.720 --> 02:00:45.319
you like that entrance? Boss for
digging it? No? Why, I

1596
02:00:45.520 --> 02:00:54.800
just don't get it. I mean, Shane helms his face creeps me out

1597
02:00:55.680 --> 02:00:59.800
here we go. I mean that's
just kind of it. Like his eyes

1598
02:00:59.880 --> 02:01:05.760
are just way too small, like
he just it's it's really weird that his

1599
02:01:06.680 --> 02:01:16.680
that as the Hurricane. The mask
really helped his appearance because he just looks

1600
02:01:16.840 --> 02:01:24.800
like, I don't know what,
but it's not okay. I never noticed

1601
02:01:24.800 --> 02:01:30.159
the thing about his eyes tiny and
they make you feel very uncomfortable. Like

1602
02:01:30.199 --> 02:01:33.000
I look at him and I'm like, where did you come from? Like

1603
02:01:34.039 --> 02:01:36.960
did someone did you like when you
were born? Did you call it your

1604
02:01:38.000 --> 02:01:44.960
mom's ass or something? Right?
Like, it's just he's a lapsed fan

1605
02:01:45.079 --> 02:01:59.600
wrestling podcast with Jack and JP Sorrow. He's a La Fan wrestling podcast.

1606
02:02:00.359 --> 02:02:03.560
His opponent, Chavo Guerrero, comes
out to a pretty sweet remix of Eddie's

1607
02:02:03.600 --> 02:02:27.039
w CW song Boom Yeah Sun Time
t Sun for this championship, the Cruiserweight

1608
02:02:27.119 --> 02:02:30.600
title. I'm pretty sure that Chavo
was the only person who was imported entirely

1609
02:02:30.720 --> 02:02:34.399
to w CW with his tron and
music and everything in the w w F

1610
02:02:34.920 --> 02:02:39.319
transition. I remember he came out
with the exact tron video. I was

1611
02:02:39.359 --> 02:02:42.560
like, Wow, this is an
actual WCW guy here, and that was

1612
02:02:42.640 --> 02:02:47.000
it. I remember seeing some of
the w W trons on w w F

1613
02:02:47.039 --> 02:02:50.760
screens and this was one of the
few that that made the transition. Booker

1614
02:02:50.800 --> 02:02:55.720
T's music survived. Other than that, pretty much nothing nothing from the w

1615
02:02:55.920 --> 02:02:59.640
W presentation lived on. So it's
Chavover's Helms here for the Cruise ofw Weight

1616
02:02:59.640 --> 02:03:01.239
Strap Greed. They lock up to
the ropes and are jostling for position,

1617
02:03:01.359 --> 02:03:05.359
and there's a break and Charles Robinson
is presiding another lock up side headlock by

1618
02:03:05.439 --> 02:03:09.560
Chavo. Guerrero push off. Chavo
holds on though to the headlock, refuses

1619
02:03:09.600 --> 02:03:14.399
to relinquish, even grabbing the hair
to maintain control. Finally, Shane Helms

1620
02:03:14.439 --> 02:03:20.760
gets free, ducks the uh duck
something and dom what's that duck? Two?

1621
02:03:21.960 --> 02:03:26.279
Yestx two thank you? And at
Shane Helms with the headlock takedown.

1622
02:03:26.600 --> 02:03:30.560
Chavo Guerrero answers with the head scissor
back up. Bridges up, Yeah,

1623
02:03:30.760 --> 02:03:34.039
listen, if you're if you're,
if you're in this, in this realm

1624
02:03:34.159 --> 02:03:43.680
here, you have to bridge.
Bridges are the utmost importance and desires and

1625
02:03:43.840 --> 02:03:46.640
you must bridge. And a snap
near by Chavo Shane Helms with the head

1626
02:03:46.640 --> 02:03:51.000
scissor and they face off to some
polite applause. After those exchanges, Chavo

1627
02:03:51.079 --> 02:03:54.680
to the hammer lock now and he
does kind of a drop step to the

1628
02:03:54.680 --> 02:03:58.399
waistlog and the side headlock by Shane
Helms whips Chavo under the leap frog and

1629
02:03:58.520 --> 02:04:00.720
hooks him up, shoots them off
again, and this time Chavo explodes with

1630
02:04:00.800 --> 02:04:04.880
a lariat, dropping Shane Helms and
bringing an in to the bullshit. So

1631
02:04:05.000 --> 02:04:09.600
the corner puts the boots to him
and Shane starts firing back reversed whip.

1632
02:04:10.000 --> 02:04:13.680
Helms goes sternham first into the corner
as Chavo tries a back supplex, but

1633
02:04:13.720 --> 02:04:17.560
Shane Helms lands on his feet and
hits a gut wrench suplex and uh fist

1634
02:04:17.600 --> 02:04:20.880
drop off the middle rope for two. Shane Helms and signals for his nightmare

1635
02:04:20.920 --> 02:04:25.720
on ELM Street kind of like The
Big Show's Final cut deal if I remember

1636
02:04:25.760 --> 02:04:30.600
correctly the kind of reverse DDT position
that that's a great fucking move. Yeah,

1637
02:04:31.359 --> 02:04:34.680
Chado gets free Tho when he ducks
the lariat and a t bone suplex

1638
02:04:34.720 --> 02:04:39.239
by Chavo gets too. As he
takes back over, you can see the

1639
02:04:39.279 --> 02:04:43.239
green lantern tattoo on helms his arm
which was going on. Yeah, do

1640
02:04:43.279 --> 02:04:46.680
you ever say something about about you
ever know that pretty much every other wrestling

1641
02:04:46.760 --> 02:04:53.760
promotion has the same turnbuckle pads except
w B. Yeah, they have these

1642
02:04:53.880 --> 02:04:59.600
like circular almost things like they've got
they've got these like usually the like regular

1643
02:04:59.600 --> 02:05:04.039
promotion have these these uh like I
don't know if it's if it's like what

1644
02:05:04.159 --> 02:05:09.640
the material is, but it's definitely
like shiny and pass. It's more rubbery

1645
02:05:10.000 --> 02:05:13.840
and it like it. It It
just folds over flat, whereas w W

1646
02:05:14.119 --> 02:05:16.039
has these fucking pillows that I don't
know where did that come to it?

1647
02:05:16.279 --> 02:05:19.680
Yeah, it's so odd. You
don't see those pillows in any boxing rings

1648
02:05:19.800 --> 02:05:24.600
or anything. I don't know.
Only w W has that at any ring

1649
02:05:24.720 --> 02:05:26.880
sport. It is. It is
really strange. I'd love to know the

1650
02:05:26.880 --> 02:05:30.840
story behind that. But yes,
the green lantern tattoo. Of course,

1651
02:05:30.840 --> 02:05:33.359
we'd go on to inspire the Hurricane
character in WWE, which gave Shane Helms

1652
02:05:33.399 --> 02:05:38.880
an actual run in the business travel
with the stat mayor puts a regal sty

1653
02:05:39.000 --> 02:05:42.439
line. I remember when he almost
beat Triple H. I do remember that.

1654
02:05:42.479 --> 02:05:45.119
That's in Triple H was doing the
carry people like it's you know,

1655
02:05:45.720 --> 02:05:50.159
TBS and eighty seven and Flavor's got
the strap working, fucking George South and

1656
02:05:50.239 --> 02:05:55.000
making people think George South had a
chance. Yep with Taka Michinoko. He

1657
02:05:55.119 --> 02:05:59.720
kind of did it with Chris Jericho. Do yeah, what an era for

1658
02:05:59.840 --> 02:06:02.439
the game. Chavo bridges to a
chinlock and stays on the leg, wrenching

1659
02:06:02.520 --> 02:06:06.119
it back on helms, kind of
like a calf crushed admission on the canvas.

1660
02:06:06.479 --> 02:06:09.640
Helms and grabs a sleeper to counter
that. They get back up and

1661
02:06:09.680 --> 02:06:13.279
Chavo lifts and dump Shane Helms hard
with the backsup lex for two. Chavo

1662
02:06:13.319 --> 02:06:15.960
gets a hard chop and brings Shane
up to his knees. Hudson points out

1663
02:06:15.960 --> 02:06:18.159
that these men are wrestling, not
doing the typical high flying off your cruiser

1664
02:06:18.199 --> 02:06:23.600
waights here, Shane Helston sets him
off dropkick, but no Chavo Guerrero catches

1665
02:06:23.680 --> 02:06:28.239
him, does kind of a jackknife
cover. Shane Helms fails to bridge up,

1666
02:06:28.439 --> 02:06:30.760
trying to come up from underneath.
Nothing sadder in pro wrestling, And

1667
02:06:30.760 --> 02:06:32.880
when someone fails with that bridge from
underha, it's really it's not okay,

1668
02:06:33.319 --> 02:06:40.079
it's always so depressing. Yeah,
it's such a it's such a low percentage

1669
02:06:40.119 --> 02:06:42.760
move, such a high percentage chance
that you're going to suck it up.

1670
02:06:42.960 --> 02:06:46.039
Yep. So they roll over and
then Shanehelm's power bombs but no. Trava

1671
02:06:46.079 --> 02:06:48.479
lands on his feet and spikes him
with the Big DDT and gets a cover

1672
02:06:48.600 --> 02:06:50.840
for two. Shane Helms goes into
the corner, ties him up the middle

1673
02:06:50.840 --> 02:06:54.560
ope and drop kicks his face Chavo
with a pump handle fallaway slam for two.

1674
02:06:54.760 --> 02:06:58.600
Tony says Scott Hudson is being like
Gordon solely here with Florida references and

1675
02:06:59.079 --> 02:07:04.359
talking about the game being half physical
and half mental. Chavo monkey flip,

1676
02:07:04.439 --> 02:07:08.760
Shane Helms over the top, does
a fake out Pescado dive, and then

1677
02:07:08.840 --> 02:07:11.680
Shane Helms yanks him down off the
apron throws Chovo back into the ring,

1678
02:07:11.800 --> 02:07:15.840
rolls through a baseball slide and kicks
Shane Helms down. Chavo Guerrero then climbs,

1679
02:07:15.880 --> 02:07:18.279
does a plancha and levels Shane Helms
on the outside of the ring,

1680
02:07:18.359 --> 02:07:24.760
to absolutely no reaction whatsoever. Yep. Then nobody gives a shit, nobody

1681
02:07:24.880 --> 02:07:27.680
cares. These guys are trying,
and it's like no one gives a fuck

1682
02:07:27.760 --> 02:07:30.479
about these two. Yep. Back
in, Chavo covers for two and then

1683
02:07:30.520 --> 02:07:33.119
he confidently pulls Sheen up by the
hair, but can't get a sup plex

1684
02:07:33.159 --> 02:07:35.520
off. He lifts him. Shan
does the go behind, goes up to

1685
02:07:35.520 --> 02:07:40.439
the shoulders and across the knee,
and then he tries for a neck breaker,

1686
02:07:40.920 --> 02:07:44.159
but that's counted with a backslide,
and then Shane Helms fires off a

1687
02:07:44.199 --> 02:07:46.239
hangman's neck breaker. When he gets
free from that, he draped his arm

1688
02:07:46.279 --> 02:07:50.439
over for two. Backup, Shane
Helms whips Chavo and has to call out

1689
02:07:50.479 --> 02:07:55.520
Shane Helms to charge. I don't
know what that's supposed to read it.

1690
02:07:55.520 --> 02:07:58.600
Anyway, there's a backdrop. Chavo
lands on the apron and then Helms runs

1691
02:07:58.680 --> 02:08:01.920
him into the buckling superkick knocks Chavo
right off the apron the sugar smack he

1692
02:08:03.000 --> 02:08:09.760
used to call the superkick the sugar
smack. Okay. Helms rolls him back

1693
02:08:09.800 --> 02:08:11.880
in for two corner to corner whip
and he hits Sternham first rolls under the

1694
02:08:11.920 --> 02:08:15.840
superkick that want a tilted world to
where Curtain calls sit out kind of move

1695
02:08:16.199 --> 02:08:18.239
by Chavo gets too. He goes
to the middle rope, goes for Tornado

1696
02:08:18.359 --> 02:08:22.039
DDT, but that's blocked. He
then tucks a pump handle slam attempt but

1697
02:08:22.159 --> 02:08:26.359
no. Shane hits the Nightmare on
helm Street this time covers him for the

1698
02:08:26.399 --> 02:08:28.239
one too, but Chavo gets his
foot on the rope. Shane Helms then

1699
02:08:28.239 --> 02:08:31.720
whips Chavo into the corner. Chavo
gets his boot up, reversed whip.

1700
02:08:33.279 --> 02:08:35.920
Chavo goes into the corner again and
flies over almost like a Harley race bump.

1701
02:08:35.960 --> 02:08:39.239
There. Yeah, right over the
top of the floor by Chavo.

1702
02:08:39.960 --> 02:08:46.239
Boring chant After all this work,
boring, someone's saying yeah obviously, Helms

1703
02:08:46.279 --> 02:08:48.760
with the leap frog plant with a
frog splash. Plancha does a full split

1704
02:08:48.840 --> 02:08:52.520
in the air, tries to counterrac
those boring chants real quick by taking it

1705
02:08:52.640 --> 02:08:56.159
up as high to the sky as
he possibly can. Hudson calls it a

1706
02:08:56.279 --> 02:09:01.039
frog crossbody excuse me back in Helms
climbs the ropes and sowres hits across body

1707
02:09:01.079 --> 02:09:05.000
for two Helms and slams. Chavo
climbs the ropes, but Chavo takes out

1708
02:09:05.000 --> 02:09:09.119
his footing and Helms does the crotch
bump where you know you land on your

1709
02:09:09.159 --> 02:09:11.479
dick and you flip forward into the
ring. That always looks very effective,

1710
02:09:13.039 --> 02:09:15.520
and then Chavel with the foot of
the rope gets too. He purchased Helms

1711
02:09:15.560 --> 02:09:18.760
climbs up for a back sup plex, but no Helms punches him away,

1712
02:09:18.880 --> 02:09:22.439
travel stays on him, yanks him
into the vertebraaker position. Shane lands on

1713
02:09:22.479 --> 02:09:28.000
his feet, though Chavo, failing
to hit Shane Helms with his own finishing

1714
02:09:28.039 --> 02:09:31.960
moves in Helms reverses it himself.
It's kind of like how you can,

1715
02:09:31.079 --> 02:09:35.600
you know, go tombstone to tombstone
right that lands on his feet. They

1716
02:09:35.680 --> 02:09:37.920
kind of do that just with the
vertebraker, which would go on to be

1717
02:09:37.960 --> 02:09:41.039
called homicides one eight seven, a
move that Vince McMann absolutely would not allow.

1718
02:09:41.079 --> 02:09:45.159
Shane Helms to do in WWF after
they purchased WCW and brought him in.

1719
02:09:45.560 --> 02:09:48.079
Yeah, because you just land on
the back of your head without people

1720
02:09:48.079 --> 02:09:50.680
would do it though, to people
like it, I mean, I feel

1721
02:09:50.680 --> 02:09:54.479
like I've seen it in ww at
some point about that or not in the

1722
02:09:54.520 --> 02:09:58.520
E I don't think so really right, No, not with the pick up

1723
02:09:58.600 --> 02:10:05.920
like that, or you'd elevate.
But there it is. Boom drops Chavo

1724
02:10:05.000 --> 02:10:07.479
on his head. The verte Breaker
succeeds. It's one, it's two,

1725
02:10:07.560 --> 02:10:11.079
it's three, And at thirteen minutes
and fifty seven seconds, Shane Helms defeats

1726
02:10:11.159 --> 02:10:18.920
Chavo Guerrero Junior to become a WCW
Cruiserweight Champion here at Greed and then in

1727
02:10:18.960 --> 02:10:24.880
the final Nitro, I think they
wrestled again, man, I can't remember.

1728
02:10:24.159 --> 02:10:28.880
I don't remember either, honestly,
I see it's all a blur now.

1729
02:10:30.119 --> 02:10:33.359
No Helms. Helms takes it from
Greed into WWF and loses to Kidnan

1730
02:10:33.920 --> 02:10:37.039
on July third, two thousand and
one to Coma Tacoma, the infamous night

1731
02:10:37.079 --> 02:10:43.119
where Bagwell wrestled Booker and the WCW
project was flushed down the toilet by WWF

1732
02:10:43.680 --> 02:10:48.520
he's handed the title. It's got
the old WCW logo on that championship belt.

1733
02:10:48.880 --> 02:10:52.439
Oh yeah, I mean that makes
sense. I mean, I'm sure

1734
02:10:52.439 --> 02:10:54.359
they didn't take the time unless they
were making a new belt. I don't

1735
02:10:54.399 --> 02:11:01.000
think they took the time to fucking
change the logo, right, So the

1736
02:11:01.079 --> 02:11:05.079
nightro girls hit the ring to celebrate
with him, and the sugar Babes are

1737
02:11:05.119 --> 02:11:07.880
in there, just dancing in baggy
pants for no reason. And Tony says,

1738
02:11:07.159 --> 02:11:11.279
what kind of celebrations are the sugar
babies going to have with Sheen tonight?

1739
02:11:11.359 --> 02:11:13.800
And Hudson says, we can't talk
about it. So he's gonna fuck

1740
02:11:13.880 --> 02:11:18.520
all of them. Obviously that Scott
Standard taught us they're all tramps, right,

1741
02:11:18.800 --> 02:11:22.079
Such a fucking asshole. Tony says, a couple of us could even

1742
02:11:22.800 --> 02:11:28.079
that up. Charmel says not even
Charmel is not even in the ring.

1743
02:11:28.119 --> 02:11:31.920
I don't think she's out there.
But he's standing on the affront, smiling,

1744
02:11:31.039 --> 02:11:35.199
not quite participating. Backstage, we're
back on the documentary. In cams,

1745
02:11:35.560 --> 02:11:43.600
we get fucking Jarrett going into Flair's
office. You ready we got something

1746
02:11:43.680 --> 02:11:50.319
to say for posterio? Nay,
we got to reply, I just saw

1747
02:11:50.399 --> 02:11:52.760
him. I just saw a disgusting
dislate. I'm not going to kiss anybody

1748
02:11:52.800 --> 02:11:56.600
that I can tell you that we
ain kissing. No anger. What I

1749
02:11:56.720 --> 02:12:01.720
meant to say. It's doubleg's in
age five times the world heavy eight champion,

1750
02:12:01.760 --> 02:12:05.119
the child. Look at the look
at the conditions, and look at

1751
02:12:05.159 --> 02:12:07.640
this George, look at me,
look at the shape onman. I'll feel

1752
02:12:07.640 --> 02:12:09.479
the wait is right now. I'm
a CEO, I'll run this company.

1753
02:12:09.520 --> 02:12:13.960
I made big decisions. I don't
kiss anybody that wish. You're right,

1754
02:12:13.359 --> 02:12:16.960
kids, normal that as a matter
of fact, and nobody to ask will

1755
02:12:16.960 --> 02:12:20.359
be kissed. They're going to be
kissing our ass chosen one nature boy.

1756
02:12:20.720 --> 02:12:24.119
Once in the lifetime, Dusty road, you're going down and kissing some ass

1757
02:12:28.119 --> 02:12:31.600
ended book it put it, it's
done, and the boocket it's done.

1758
02:12:31.600 --> 02:12:39.199
What w w reckon like that?
That? There's something about Rick Flair saying

1759
02:12:39.399 --> 02:12:43.119
ass that just doesn't sit right with
me. Yeah. Yeah, it kind

1760
02:12:43.119 --> 02:12:46.279
of hangs out in the air,
doesn't it. Yep A separate and distinct

1761
02:12:46.319 --> 02:12:50.319
from the rest of the sentence.
Over the booker t says Rick Steiner.

1762
02:12:50.359 --> 02:12:52.000
All the talk is over, Save
the drama for your Mama. Tonight,

1763
02:12:52.159 --> 02:12:56.479
w W greed for the United States
title. It's eluded me for eight years.

1764
02:12:56.520 --> 02:12:58.560
Oh geez, the US title.
Don't hate player, hate the game.

1765
02:13:00.039 --> 02:13:01.680
Funny how they're write off WCW like, well, at least a booker

1766
02:13:01.720 --> 02:13:05.960
finally got the world title. And
it's like they undid it. You know.

1767
02:13:05.319 --> 02:13:07.960
They talk about blow Dash of the
Beaches like, oh, this crowning

1768
02:13:09.000 --> 02:13:11.840
moment and he fucking he lost it
in like two months. Yeah, right

1769
02:13:13.199 --> 02:13:18.640
exactly, package Lugri and Buff talking
about, uh, how they snub their

1770
02:13:18.680 --> 02:13:24.960
noses at Plumbo and O'Hare and how
it shows them like roaring nubbing, snubbing

1771
02:13:24.039 --> 02:13:28.680
their nose. That's great, totally
Buff, We're going to take our title,

1772
02:13:28.920 --> 02:13:31.359
take the titles. And the music
just stops so they can growl somewhere.

1773
02:13:31.399 --> 02:13:35.319
They shut this like b roll of
Palumbo and O'Hair just growling as young

1774
02:13:35.439 --> 02:13:41.760
lions and they're facing totally buffed.
So whack, what a stupid team totally

1775
02:13:41.840 --> 02:13:46.720
buffed all of it. Like this
whole fucking everything is just like it just

1776
02:13:46.840 --> 02:13:52.279
feels like rehashed bullshit. It really
does. It's it's warmed over. It's

1777
02:13:52.319 --> 02:13:56.479
like Pete's out of the microwave right
right, and they come out to the

1778
02:13:56.520 --> 02:14:01.239
Total Package music that like sort of
like gram music he started using when he

1779
02:14:01.319 --> 02:14:03.840
came back as just not like Luger, but the total package. WW.

1780
02:14:05.319 --> 02:14:09.319
I do remember that. That's I
mean, he just also looks like a

1781
02:14:09.399 --> 02:14:13.840
fucking mess too, Luger. Yeah, and he's got the paralyzed haircut but

1782
02:14:13.079 --> 02:14:18.159
the old body yep, yep.
That's kind of a difficult like cross section

1783
02:14:18.279 --> 02:14:26.800
to deal with and process. Yep. God, his music is me.

1784
02:14:30.520 --> 02:14:33.520
Tony calls this the first ever greed
pay per view from WCW, and I

1785
02:14:33.520 --> 02:14:37.199
would have to disagree. There's been
a lot of greed with WW. Tony

1786
02:14:37.520 --> 02:14:43.239
makes something out of both men needing
their own entrances Luger and Bag. Well

1787
02:14:43.279 --> 02:14:46.039
that is Buff still has his Buff
Daddy song even in two thousand and one,

1788
02:14:46.880 --> 02:14:50.560
and he's got a silver chain choker
on in earrings, so he's ready

1789
02:14:50.600 --> 02:14:56.000
for battle. Like what the fuck
why? Scott Hudson says, like people

1790
02:14:56.159 --> 02:15:00.399
like I don't understand how people like
cheered for him. Oh my, I

1791
02:15:00.560 --> 02:15:05.680
saw potential. Yeah, if they
turned a babyface after he came back from

1792
02:15:05.720 --> 02:15:07.479
the nick injury, he could have
had a little run there. I don't

1793
02:15:07.479 --> 02:15:11.119
know how high he could have climbed, but I don't think he was mister

1794
02:15:11.239 --> 02:15:13.479
potential his whole life, you know
those types of Yeah. I mean,

1795
02:15:13.560 --> 02:15:16.239
listen, he was like fucking rookie
of the Year for like eighteen years in

1796
02:15:16.279 --> 02:15:20.119
a row. Yeah, Hudson says, Lex Luger taught Buff how to play

1797
02:15:20.279 --> 02:15:28.760
political games in WCW. That's what
he said. Yeah, so he's the

1798
02:15:30.399 --> 02:15:35.039
stuff Lex and Buff looking at themselves
on the big screen and flexing in the

1799
02:15:35.119 --> 02:15:39.880
ring. Buff grags the mic from
Lex to shit the hell hop and Hudson

1800
02:15:39.920 --> 02:15:43.199
goes, yeah, I Tony shut
up. Lex says, when you look

1801
02:15:43.239 --> 02:15:46.600
as good as we do, when
you're built like us, when you're as

1802
02:15:46.680 --> 02:15:50.319
long as we do, multi time
World Heavyweight Champ, multi time US and

1803
02:15:50.399 --> 02:15:54.000
Buff, how many tag titles you
possess? I don't know, five or

1804
02:15:54.039 --> 02:15:56.560
six. I know it's a record
because no one else ever done it with

1805
02:15:56.640 --> 02:16:01.079
four different partners. But disagrees with
that, Well, there are plenty in

1806
02:16:01.119 --> 02:16:03.920
the back who have done it with
way more than four or five partner.

1807
02:16:05.600 --> 02:16:09.079
Luca says, that's why we're the
ones who did the impossible. We ended

1808
02:16:09.119 --> 02:16:15.680
the career of Monster Bill Goldberg.
That's how they were playing it up.

1809
02:16:15.760 --> 02:16:18.720
Yeah, they laid him on the
back some Yeah. He was like,

1810
02:16:20.800 --> 02:16:24.640
they're under a heap of debris from
what I remember, never to be seen

1811
02:16:24.720 --> 02:16:28.319
in a w CV building again.
And Hudson goes, he's right about that.

1812
02:16:28.920 --> 02:16:35.440
That's pretty funny because he was.
Tony says, oh god, let's

1813
02:16:35.440 --> 02:16:39.040
bring him back. Goldberg. That
is Buffs's last year. Let's hear you

1814
02:16:39.159 --> 02:16:43.120
please together. In sequence, he's
begging them to chant Goldberg He's begging these

1815
02:16:43.159 --> 02:16:48.799
people to chant Goldberg in two thousand
and one. It's awful. The response

1816
02:16:48.879 --> 02:16:54.120
is so depressing it indicates no enthusiasm
for Goldberg's return, which they're banking about

1817
02:16:54.280 --> 02:16:58.239
being big money. Right. No, not at this point, Luca says,

1818
02:16:58.280 --> 02:17:01.840
when you possess his what we possess, and we, as wealthy as

1819
02:17:01.879 --> 02:17:03.959
we are, sometimes even we with
all we possessed, can become a little

1820
02:17:05.000 --> 02:17:09.440
overconfident. He says, possess a
lot. Session is, of course nine

1821
02:17:09.520 --> 02:17:11.680
tenths of the loss of raps.
I can't understand, he says, shat

1822
02:17:11.719 --> 02:17:15.520
oh here Chuck Palumbo. No,
he says, Sean Palombo or Chuck O'Hare,

1823
02:17:15.799 --> 02:17:16.680
or is it the other way?
Around. It's funny because he doesn't

1824
02:17:16.680 --> 02:17:22.559
get their name straight. Apparently it's
hard to remember the names of rookies,

1825
02:17:22.600 --> 02:17:24.000
he says. But maybe you guys
snuck up on us just a little bit.

1826
02:17:24.040 --> 02:17:28.000
Maybe you possess some talent, he
said, possess again, maybe one

1827
02:17:28.319 --> 02:17:31.920
day charges us. Who's sticking up? Dude, what exactly who's possessing?

1828
02:17:33.000 --> 02:17:37.440
Who's possessive? Brother? Right,
he's possessive? Well, you tell me.

1829
02:17:39.079 --> 02:17:41.440
But tonight you're gonna find out why
I'm a total package and I'm buff

1830
02:17:41.559 --> 02:17:48.239
bag Well, and that's why we're
called totally buffed. They say, don't

1831
02:17:48.280 --> 02:17:50.399
grab a beer or blink your eyes
because it's going to be over quickly.

1832
02:17:50.440 --> 02:17:54.000
They're going to school tonight and this
won't take us long. So that's them

1833
02:17:54.079 --> 02:17:56.239
bracing the audience or the fact that
in fact, Luger and Bagwell are going

1834
02:17:56.319 --> 02:18:00.600
to take the fall in an instant
and they don't want people to to miss

1835
02:18:00.639 --> 02:18:05.079
it. I mean, more techno
music for o'haram palumbo. Because they are

1836
02:18:05.120 --> 02:18:09.079
men of a certain age I suppose, course, of course, and we're

1837
02:18:09.440 --> 02:18:15.840
living in a certain age right preach
Tony talks about how they graduate, how

1838
02:18:15.840 --> 02:18:18.840
they are graduates, from the power
plant Goldberg, of course, being the

1839
02:18:18.879 --> 02:18:22.000
top of the list of powerplant graduates
in Plumbo and O'Hara made their name for

1840
02:18:22.040 --> 02:18:24.360
themselves getting better each and every week
here in WCW. They come to the

1841
02:18:24.440 --> 02:18:28.319
ring with straps in hand and they
stand on the top of the ramp for

1842
02:18:28.479 --> 02:18:33.000
like ever before they get their cue, apparently to dap up and march to

1843
02:18:33.040 --> 02:18:37.040
the ring. Behold o'haram Palumbo is
champs at this young formative stage of their

1844
02:18:37.120 --> 02:18:43.440
careers. Boss thoughts, well,
listen, you know no joke when when

1845
02:18:43.680 --> 02:18:45.639
when they came to I mean,
first of all, I had no fucking

1846
02:18:45.639 --> 02:18:48.559
idea who they were. But when
they came to WWE in the in the

1847
02:18:48.639 --> 02:18:56.120
purchase, I I was like,
okay, okay, and I made them

1848
02:18:56.159 --> 02:18:58.760
in the game. I made them
in in no mercy. That's huge.

1849
02:19:00.079 --> 02:19:01.760
I was okay with them, like
I actually I get a kick out of

1850
02:19:01.799 --> 02:19:05.959
them. I thought they were pretty
cool, nice. I did not hate

1851
02:19:05.000 --> 02:19:11.280
them. Yeah, that's that's saying
a lot. Yeah. This team was

1852
02:19:11.319 --> 02:19:13.280
put together because Luger and Bagwell were
kind of butt buddies on the road and

1853
02:19:13.319 --> 02:19:16.319
they would work out together and Lucer
would go on to say that the best

1854
02:19:16.360 --> 02:19:20.639
workouts of my life were with Buff
Bagwell. He really liked the you know,

1855
02:19:20.680 --> 02:19:24.399
because Luger was very persnickety about his
workout routine, very you know,

1856
02:19:26.040 --> 02:19:28.920
had to be the biggest alpha male, and any Jimmie walked into, you

1857
02:19:30.000 --> 02:19:33.920
know, put people down, didn't
lift as much as him or whatever.

1858
02:19:33.040 --> 02:19:37.000
Fucking asshole. That's why they made
him Narcissus and WWF. His reputation preceded

1859
02:19:37.079 --> 02:19:41.079
him, and there was a while
there where he was making enough money and

1860
02:19:41.120 --> 02:19:45.079
it was tough on enough that he
could carry himself like that, and Buff

1861
02:19:45.120 --> 02:19:48.040
Bagwell is one of the few people
to win his trust. Lucer tells the

1862
02:19:48.079 --> 02:19:50.120
story about how Sting one time just
said, you know, I know he's

1863
02:19:50.120 --> 02:19:52.559
annoying, but there's something about Buffy
just makes me laugh. And so they

1864
02:19:52.600 --> 02:19:56.120
were on the ends as the Atlanta
group ever since. Then. Of course,

1865
02:19:56.600 --> 02:20:00.840
Luger and Sting owning a gym together
in the Atlanta area during their WCW

1866
02:20:01.040 --> 02:20:03.559
run, so I'm sure Bagwell came
through there as well. And when it

1867
02:20:03.600 --> 02:20:07.280
came time to figure out what to
do with them in WCW in two thousand

1868
02:20:07.280 --> 02:20:11.959
and two thousand and one, they
pair them together as totally buffed and that's

1869
02:20:11.040 --> 02:20:16.159
great. Yeah, it's wonderful.
I'm so grateful to have the opportunity to

1870
02:20:16.200 --> 02:20:22.959
see Lex Luger and Buff Bagwell team
up together. Quite a bit of background

1871
02:20:24.000 --> 02:20:26.959
here, as in the weeks leading
up, Chuck Palumbo had picked up an

1872
02:20:28.000 --> 02:20:31.559
upset win over Lex Lugar on Thunders. They tried to really position Palumbo O'Hare

1873
02:20:31.600 --> 02:20:35.159
as not just coming for veterans like
Luguran Bagwell, but trumping them, beating

1874
02:20:35.200 --> 02:20:39.360
them, like trying to make the
statement that they were excelling past them,

1875
02:20:39.440 --> 02:20:41.120
not unlike how Goldberg beat Hogan almost
you know, it's like, right,

1876
02:20:41.799 --> 02:20:45.399
I'm not saying it was as big
of a deal, but in their mind

1877
02:20:45.520 --> 02:20:48.319
it was supposed to be as definitive
of an outcome over the veteran where it's

1878
02:20:48.319 --> 02:20:50.719
like, Okay, these guys are
on their way, and pretty clear that

1879
02:20:50.840 --> 02:20:56.399
Luger and Bagwell were deeply unserrious about
handling it, as you'll hear in a

1880
02:20:56.440 --> 02:20:58.680
moment. Of course, they vehemently
deny it. There was a point in

1881
02:20:58.760 --> 02:21:01.799
time where Arn't Inderson, according to
a report, and the Observer was suspended

1882
02:21:01.840 --> 02:21:07.799
from his role as an agent because
of just how against the vision a match

1883
02:21:07.840 --> 02:21:11.360
between Luger and Palumbo went on television
designed to get Palumbo over. I watched

1884
02:21:11.399 --> 02:21:15.120
the match, if it's the one
they're talking about. Luger basically just like

1885
02:21:15.200 --> 02:21:20.360
you know, drops Palumbo, prances
around forever and then steps clumsily and kind

1886
02:21:20.360 --> 02:21:22.479
of like in a very obvious way
into an inside cradle, and then as

1887
02:21:22.520 --> 02:21:26.399
soon as the one two three hits, he's back up beaten chunk Plumbo's ask

1888
02:21:26.479 --> 02:21:28.719
again. So the whole playbook of
get take the one two three, but

1889
02:21:28.799 --> 02:21:33.120
beat the guy up worse than you
would if you won. And that must

1890
02:21:33.159 --> 02:21:41.920
be you know, it's the the
egos, the the the insecurity, the

1891
02:21:41.399 --> 02:21:48.280
like what a fucking nut? Pretty
much. Yeah, I mean they're just

1892
02:21:48.559 --> 02:21:52.600
trying to find ways to have you
know, hissy fits about it. Basically.

1893
02:21:52.879 --> 02:21:56.079
Of course they deny it up and
down. Here's like Lugur a couple

1894
02:21:56.079 --> 02:22:00.719
of years after this to RF video
on the whole thing. So funny how

1895
02:22:00.799 --> 02:22:03.680
things get twisted completely around them.
I've never refused to do a job.

1896
02:22:05.159 --> 02:22:07.559
I've done exactly the way that they
asked me to do it. I've never

1897
02:22:07.719 --> 02:22:13.000
gone in a ring and pulled something
on a promoter or a booker and said

1898
02:22:13.000 --> 02:22:13.959
okay, if when we put this
guy over all, I'm going to do

1899
02:22:15.000 --> 02:22:20.680
it in two seconds and we look
fake. They actually warned Marcus in that

1900
02:22:20.879 --> 02:22:26.159
match to get beat by by himself
with me fighting outside the ring, let's

1901
02:22:26.200 --> 02:22:31.840
talk about forty five seconds or thirty
seconds. And I said, and I

1902
02:22:31.040 --> 02:22:35.559
volunteered being the professional aand but if
you weren't want to get these guys,

1903
02:22:35.760 --> 02:22:39.280
that's strong, I go beat me, dude. I didn't care whether it's

1904
02:22:39.479 --> 02:22:43.040
twenty minutes, ten minutes, five
minutes, forty five seconds or ten seconds.

1905
02:22:43.799 --> 02:22:46.159
I mean I would have done whatever
they asked me to do, but

1906
02:22:46.319 --> 02:22:50.040
that they want to market Marcus get
beat. But as for mine, I

1907
02:22:50.239 --> 02:23:00.440
was told in about thirty seconds.
So I and my philosophy was and being

1908
02:23:00.600 --> 02:23:03.799
a profession was like beat me to
that. I have another guy. Email

1909
02:23:03.840 --> 02:23:07.000
doesn't count. You know, when
he beat the legal guy in the ring,

1910
02:23:07.120 --> 02:23:09.079
I go bab tail. You know, wasn't a sarcastic. It wasn't

1911
02:23:09.120 --> 02:23:11.719
mocking me the company I was.
I thought I was being a professional and

1912
02:23:11.799 --> 02:23:15.799
giving something back to young guys if
they want to push it. Because you

1913
02:23:15.799 --> 02:23:18.760
want to push these guys, let's
push them. So there was no sarcasm

1914
02:23:18.879 --> 02:23:22.959
or or mockery from from our vidit
from the Marcus got a bad rap and

1915
02:23:24.280 --> 02:23:28.520
I've heard members but that I mean, but there was no bad intentions,

1916
02:23:28.680 --> 02:23:33.600
no sarcasm, no nothing. It
was it was being professional. But yeah,

1917
02:23:33.639 --> 02:23:37.280
we got like we got hammered for
it. You're like, how can

1918
02:23:37.319 --> 02:23:41.159
you beat a nicer, more cooperative
and you get criticized for weird health It's

1919
02:23:41.159 --> 02:23:46.520
got on the internet, get like, like so twisted from reality of what

1920
02:23:46.680 --> 02:23:50.920
actually happened, from the what happened
in the back room to what comes out

1921
02:23:50.959 --> 02:23:54.319
on an internet site or something people
tell you. You're like, where did

1922
02:23:54.319 --> 02:23:58.639
they get that from? That?
That's not even in the realm of what

1923
02:23:58.799 --> 02:24:01.200
happened, you know what I mean
was even discussed when it comes out as

1924
02:24:01.239 --> 02:24:05.719
the truth, you know, because
he said, she said today catches all

1925
02:24:05.799 --> 02:24:09.799
like a life from his own.
You know. Luker are definitely not high,

1926
02:24:09.040 --> 02:24:11.159
not at all. Definitely, I
was gonna say, he's definitely well,

1927
02:24:11.399 --> 02:24:15.079
slurring his words at all. His
eyes aren't bugging on his heads.

1928
02:24:15.159 --> 02:24:18.920
That's good. He's extremely not wearing
fu boo. Listen, listen. He's

1929
02:24:18.040 --> 02:24:24.200
well, okay, that's what matters. He's extremely well. No sarcasm.

1930
02:24:24.280 --> 02:24:28.600
He said that about forty times without
anybody even saying the word sarcasm. He's

1931
02:24:28.600 --> 02:24:33.000
the only ones saying no one accused
of anybody of sarcasm. Les Okay,

1932
02:24:33.000 --> 02:24:35.200
they said, you know, they
wanted buff to lose. I said,

1933
02:24:35.239 --> 02:24:39.959
beat me too. Somehow by doing
that, it made it even more of

1934
02:24:39.959 --> 02:24:41.200
a joke that they pinned both of
them in a second. You know,

1935
02:24:41.280 --> 02:24:46.559
it's like, well, yeah,
I mean it's it's it's if you watch

1936
02:24:46.600 --> 02:24:48.239
this magic greed, do you come
away thinking o'heron Palombo or made men?

1937
02:24:48.360 --> 02:24:52.799
Now? No, what do you
see? I mean I look at first

1938
02:24:52.840 --> 02:24:58.079
of all, I mean, I'm
I don't know what I see. Garbage

1939
02:24:58.360 --> 02:25:01.159
is what I see. Like it's
just the whole thing is a shit show.

1940
02:25:01.040 --> 02:25:07.959
And because I'm like they what they
did, the fucking promo that Luger

1941
02:25:09.040 --> 02:25:13.879
cuts is longer than the match itself, and it's just an embarrassment, Like

1942
02:25:15.000 --> 02:25:20.200
it's it's so stupid, there's no
need for for this kind of horseshit,

1943
02:25:20.440 --> 02:25:24.399
Like it just comes off petulant.
I don't know I intended that or not,

1944
02:25:24.520 --> 02:25:26.440
but that's how it came off.
I mean, I don't think I

1945
02:25:26.559 --> 02:25:31.520
just don't think it looked good for
anybody. Like nothing, nothing about this

1946
02:25:31.920 --> 02:25:37.840
did anything for anybody. It didn't
make Luger and and you know, it

1947
02:25:37.920 --> 02:25:41.319
didn't make Palombo and ohe look good. It didn't make fucking so weird because

1948
02:25:41.319 --> 02:25:45.799
they ran him over and pinned them
clean. Yep, what more do you

1949
02:25:45.879 --> 02:25:50.239
want? It's it's it's it's it's
odd, it's it's there's something there like

1950
02:25:50.360 --> 02:25:56.600
with the promo or whatever. Its
just it really, Yeah, it's Yeah,

1951
02:25:56.959 --> 02:26:01.040
that's rough. I just think Luger
and bag Well are not good enough

1952
02:26:01.079 --> 02:26:05.200
pro wrestlers to put somebody over like
this. I agree towards sticks, they're

1953
02:26:05.319 --> 02:26:09.799
not that good at that and make
more, or if they are, they're

1954
02:26:09.840 --> 02:26:15.639
withholding that ability and and and bringing
to the forefront this this like deeply unseerious

1955
02:26:15.760 --> 02:26:18.360
kind of way of presenting the match
up and taking the fall. I don't

1956
02:26:18.399 --> 02:26:20.719
know. I just don't know if
they really know how to get somebody over,

1957
02:26:20.799 --> 02:26:24.280
do you know what I mean.
I've never seen Buff get anybody over

1958
02:26:24.360 --> 02:26:28.959
in his whole career. Yeah,
so I don't. Yeah, I don't

1959
02:26:28.959 --> 02:26:33.600
think he's He's not that guy.
Others have gotten him over and he rises

1960
02:26:33.639 --> 02:26:35.200
to that occasion, but he's Yeah, he's not gonna. He doesn't know

1961
02:26:35.239 --> 02:26:37.879
how to make somebody. That's never
that's not how he grew up in the

1962
02:26:37.920 --> 02:26:43.399
business. You know, that's not
something he's ever rewarded for or compensated for

1963
02:26:43.639 --> 02:26:46.680
making somebody else. So this is
what it looks like when guys who've never

1964
02:26:46.760 --> 02:26:50.440
ever had to make anybody else in
their whole careers try to do it.

1965
02:26:50.520 --> 02:26:54.399
So try to do it so that
you can't accuse them of, you know,

1966
02:26:56.719 --> 02:27:03.799
negligence or insubordination. Here's a here's
a snippet from w SW magazine Buff.

1967
02:27:03.799 --> 02:27:05.799
Bagwell, of course, at the
time, had the reputation of being

1968
02:27:05.840 --> 02:27:09.319
somebody that would complain long and loud
about the way he was being presented,

1969
02:27:09.360 --> 02:27:11.479
the way he was being framed.
Infamously, when Russo came in, he

1970
02:27:11.479 --> 02:27:16.799
even booked Bagwell to look into the
camera after as Piro failed to fire and

1971
02:27:16.920 --> 02:27:20.319
go they love to bury me here, unbelievable. And then he goes out

1972
02:27:20.319 --> 02:27:22.600
there and loses to La Parka and
then says, did I do a good

1973
02:27:22.680 --> 02:27:28.159
enough job for you? Russo?
God? But that that all stemmed from

1974
02:27:28.200 --> 02:27:31.040
him, you know, taking a
front, being affronted by any little thing

1975
02:27:31.079 --> 02:27:33.959
they would do, like if his
head wasn't big enough on a promotional poster

1976
02:27:35.120 --> 02:27:37.959
or something like that. He would
he would bark in the office about it

1977
02:27:37.040 --> 02:27:39.520
and shit like that in an Atlanta
boy, So it doesn't seem like he

1978
02:27:39.639 --> 02:27:43.600
was beyond he was above swinging by
the offices if he had a complaint to

1979
02:27:43.639 --> 02:27:48.399
her grievance. And here's a snippet
from Nobody Cares about You. I think

1980
02:27:48.479 --> 02:27:52.280
that's what he's trying to talk around, you know, snippet from WSW magazine

1981
02:27:52.319 --> 02:27:54.399
at the time, which, as
I've mentioned several times, it transitioned into

1982
02:27:54.440 --> 02:27:56.120
a pretty much shoot publication as it
regards like the q and as and the

1983
02:27:56.159 --> 02:28:00.840
interviews that were in there, and
they're asking Bagwell about his attitude and reputation.

1984
02:28:00.920 --> 02:28:01.920
He said, quote, I can't
answer that. For a long time,

1985
02:28:01.959 --> 02:28:05.120
the answer was he's young, he'll
be here. We're not going to

1986
02:28:05.159 --> 02:28:07.840
lose un let's just keep him dangling. Well, that kind of ran out,

1987
02:28:07.879 --> 02:28:09.200
and then I finally started asking questions, and that's when I got all

1988
02:28:09.200 --> 02:28:11.719
the heat. They want to know
why Buff was being so mean, but

1989
02:28:11.760 --> 02:28:15.520
they don't know what Buff went through. They didn't know Buff back in nineteen

1990
02:28:15.559 --> 02:28:18.399
ninety one, at Center Stage in
Atlanta, so I did WWTV tapings at

1991
02:28:18.399 --> 02:28:20.760
the time. Now, these kids
come intoing niters and thunders thinking their stars,

1992
02:28:20.840 --> 02:28:22.959
not knowing what Buff and the rest
of the people did to keep this

1993
02:28:24.040 --> 02:28:26.000
boat afloat. Even when I was
off TV, they still ran my commercial.

1994
02:28:26.239 --> 02:28:31.639
You didn't sitn't do anything. I
mean, honestly nothing, over,

1995
02:28:33.840 --> 02:28:37.760
over, moderately, over pretty good, didn't do a thing as far as

1996
02:28:37.879 --> 02:28:43.920
like keeping anything afloat or making anything
vibrant or nothing like that. There was

1997
02:28:43.959 --> 02:28:46.760
a chance when you came back from
your neck injury, but they screwed the

1998
02:28:46.799 --> 02:28:48.639
pooch on that one. Even when
I was off TV, they still ran

1999
02:28:48.719 --> 02:28:52.360
my commercial. As far as the
push that I needed or deserved, I'm

2000
02:28:52.479 --> 02:28:54.399
just not real sure. I want
to say words like jealousy. I want

2001
02:28:54.440 --> 02:28:58.600
to say words like my attitude,
words like me and Russo didn't get along

2002
02:28:58.799 --> 02:29:05.600
their own magazine. Me and Russo
didn't get along, boss So lame.

2003
02:29:05.280 --> 02:29:07.799
But then again, even when Eric
was here was kind of the same deal.

2004
02:29:09.159 --> 02:29:11.719
Timing is everything. I don't blame
anybody. I don't blame Russo.

2005
02:29:11.719 --> 02:29:13.760
I don't blame Eric. Of course, Eric and I are great friends.

2006
02:29:13.159 --> 02:29:20.200
It's just and he trails off on
the magazine they're on the cover of at

2007
02:29:20.200 --> 02:29:22.040
this point in time, this has
Totally Buffed face a different kind of adversity.

2008
02:29:22.120 --> 02:29:28.200
Last year, both Luger and Bagwell
endured creative differences with management, resulting

2009
02:29:28.239 --> 02:29:31.399
in a year filled with dead end
angles and extended absences from television. It

2010
02:29:31.520 --> 02:29:33.559
was like an out of body experience. Bagwell says. New ownership and a

2011
02:29:33.600 --> 02:29:37.479
new power structure in WCW this is
the second to last magazine of two thousand

2012
02:29:37.479 --> 02:29:41.520
and one, or the second I
should say the second magazine two thousand and

2013
02:29:41.520 --> 02:29:46.159
one. New ownership and a new
power structure in WCW has resulted in a

2014
02:29:46.200 --> 02:29:50.239
return to prominence for Luger and Bagwell
in the formation of Totally Buffed, arguably

2015
02:29:50.280 --> 02:29:54.040
the top tag team in the company
for almost a year, I said on

2016
02:29:54.079 --> 02:29:58.440
the sidelines, Luger says, while
there was a proliferation of unknown scabs,

2017
02:29:58.079 --> 02:30:03.000
unknown scab as getting an opportunity they
did not deserve. But now with the

2018
02:30:03.079 --> 02:30:05.000
new WCW, things are beginning to
turn around and all is right with the

2019
02:30:05.040 --> 02:30:11.120
world. The stars are stars again
and the wannabes boss are gone. He's

2020
02:30:11.239 --> 02:30:16.520
such a fucking he makes me so
angry. Both these guys make me so

2021
02:30:16.639 --> 02:30:20.920
angry. Here's buffing a shoot interview, just calling you a mark for basically

2022
02:30:22.000 --> 02:30:24.719
thinking they weren't trying to put o'her
and Palombo over here. Do you think

2023
02:30:24.840 --> 02:30:33.000
that the natural born and thrillers were
pushed too soon? Absolutely? Absolutely,

2024
02:30:33.120 --> 02:30:35.719
And like I said, it just
the common sense things. I mean,

2025
02:30:35.799 --> 02:30:39.479
they put him in, you know, And once again it's not their fault.

2026
02:30:41.159 --> 02:30:43.799
I mean, they did what they
were told, right. But when

2027
02:30:43.840 --> 02:30:46.440
you get up a corp at the
opening of a show of Balomo and the

2028
02:30:46.520 --> 02:30:52.799
crowd's watching and I'm listening, and
the crowd does absolutely nothing on a boo,

2029
02:30:52.520 --> 02:30:56.920
on a cheer, nothing. I
mean, let's switch gears here,

2030
02:30:58.000 --> 02:31:01.440
you know. I mean a line
of TV's very funny. You throw it

2031
02:31:01.479 --> 02:31:03.120
out there, if it works,
you roll with it. I me and

2032
02:31:03.159 --> 02:31:07.600
Scotty did you know years ago,
and me and Scotty would do something if

2033
02:31:07.639 --> 02:31:09.760
it worked, and next week would
do something else, you know, And

2034
02:31:09.479 --> 02:31:13.120
that's that's what you do. But
if it don't work, then you stop

2035
02:31:13.200 --> 02:31:16.920
it doing another direction. But those
guys where they can work not work,

2036
02:31:18.000 --> 02:31:22.680
whether they look good not look good. The bottom line is they just were

2037
02:31:22.799 --> 02:31:30.840
not ready to be pushed to the
fans like that. What happened at the

2038
02:31:30.879 --> 02:31:33.559
last WCW pay per view when you
win, Lex apparently went against the script.

2039
02:31:33.719 --> 02:31:37.879
There's a big thing about that.
That's a total, total, absolute

2040
02:31:39.159 --> 02:31:46.360
lie rumor. We exactly what was
laid out was I was supposed to go

2041
02:31:46.440 --> 02:31:54.879
in the ring and get and men
le likes to interview, and then after

2042
02:31:54.959 --> 02:32:03.040
the interview, Chuck and Sean sliding
the ring, knocked back to the floor

2043
02:32:03.559 --> 02:32:07.360
and they're gonna shoot me off kicking
children are gonna kick me. Swanton won

2044
02:32:07.440 --> 02:32:15.200
two three. That was what was
laid out to us, right, But

2045
02:32:15.399 --> 02:32:20.440
Lex felt like being on the floor. He looked stupid. So we say,

2046
02:32:20.520 --> 02:32:24.079
hey, if you're going to build
these guys this building, you know,

2047
02:32:24.799 --> 02:32:28.000
so we threw in, let's beat
both of us, you know,

2048
02:32:28.479 --> 02:32:33.959
and they said sure. So a
fifty two second match is the reason I

2049
02:32:35.040 --> 02:32:39.680
know that because it was on the
internet. It should have been twenty six

2050
02:32:39.760 --> 02:32:43.680
seconds. I mean, theoretically it
should have been half that time for what

2051
02:32:43.719 --> 02:32:48.280
they had laid out, you know. And we got the heat because I

2052
02:32:48.360 --> 02:32:52.760
think somebody in the back saw eight
minutes on the board. It felt like,

2053
02:32:54.559 --> 02:32:58.600
you know, we didn't want to
be team players or something. That

2054
02:32:58.760 --> 02:33:01.159
was absolutely not that. You know, we went to them and said beat

2055
02:33:01.239 --> 02:33:07.040
us both. You know, we
got beat by both of them and finishes.

2056
02:33:07.719 --> 02:33:11.280
You know, so why do you
think they beat you like that?

2057
02:33:11.680 --> 02:33:16.920
They kind of squashed you guys that
I asked them, and they said that

2058
02:33:16.079 --> 02:33:22.000
they felt like it was that Eric
said this was throwing. Eric was in

2059
02:33:22.079 --> 02:33:30.159
control. That it was the last
show, like the next day was Panama

2060
02:33:30.239 --> 02:33:33.360
City, and he said, there's
no reason it says belts right now,

2061
02:33:33.399 --> 02:33:37.399
so let's keep way. It is
taking a break. And that's how I

2062
02:33:37.440 --> 02:33:41.319
mean, Lex took it, you
know, and we were upset about it

2063
02:33:41.399 --> 02:33:46.399
because we were such business for the
three weeks prior to that. I mean,

2064
02:33:46.840 --> 02:33:50.319
they would do things like say,
buff even Lex man, you know,

2065
02:33:52.159 --> 02:33:54.280
after they beat you, I'll make
sure they slide out. We'd say,

2066
02:33:54.399 --> 02:33:58.440
no, no, we'll slide out. Let them go in the corners

2067
02:33:58.440 --> 02:34:01.520
and raise the bet else. You
know. That was our ideas, We're

2068
02:34:01.639 --> 02:34:05.000
build these guys, you know,
because I mean, you got to build

2069
02:34:05.040 --> 02:34:11.760
them to beat somebody or you're not
beating anybody, you know, and so

2070
02:34:11.879 --> 02:34:16.000
that that that's what upset us.
But they didn't know that. You know.

2071
02:34:16.440 --> 02:34:18.159
We went in and said yes,
sir, No, sir, you

2072
02:34:18.239 --> 02:34:20.520
got it. We'll go We'll do
it, you know. But we were

2073
02:34:20.600 --> 02:34:24.760
just amazed that we put that much
energy and trying to do the right thing

2074
02:34:24.879 --> 02:34:31.319
and still, you know, came
out the bad guys. All right,

2075
02:34:31.319 --> 02:34:35.399
I'm convinced they didn't do anything wrong. Obviously, No, obviously they weren't

2076
02:34:35.440 --> 02:34:39.159
selfish. And it's all that's understanding, and we can all go home and

2077
02:34:39.360 --> 02:34:45.559
just not yes, isn't that?
Isn't that what life is all about?

2078
02:34:45.600 --> 02:34:48.239
Good faith? Shout out here and
Chuck Palumbo versus totally buffed for the tag

2079
02:34:48.319 --> 02:34:54.680
titles here with greed? Was that
a fucking joke? Storm the ring,

2080
02:34:56.159 --> 02:34:58.639
double tackle on Luger, fake crowd
noise cranked up to the max. Here

2081
02:35:00.719 --> 02:35:05.840
Luger misses and hits Buff Chuck Plumbo's
super kicks or the jungle kick lands on

2082
02:35:05.159 --> 02:35:09.079
Luger. O'Hair goes up top.
Luger just slides himself in a position,

2083
02:35:09.639 --> 02:35:11.719
because that's what you do when you're
about to take a move. You make

2084
02:35:11.760 --> 02:35:16.479
it obvious that you're sliding in a
position. And Shanton bamb As used to

2085
02:35:16.520 --> 02:35:22.280
call it off the top rope and
then another on Buff Bagwell and then Palumbo

2086
02:35:22.319 --> 02:35:26.559
covers one, oh Hair covers the
other, and in fifty four seconds,

2087
02:35:26.639 --> 02:35:31.120
the natural born thriller Shanoher and Chuck
Palombo pin les Luger and Buff Bagwell totally

2088
02:35:31.159 --> 02:35:35.520
buffed to become ww ROLD Tag Team
champions or pertained the ww rold Tag Team

2089
02:35:35.559 --> 02:35:39.920
Championship. Here agreed, that's it. I sat there just you know,

2090
02:35:39.319 --> 02:35:45.079
when I watched this, I sat
there more confused than anything else. That's

2091
02:35:45.120 --> 02:35:48.079
it. Yeah, it doesn't register
really is as a big authoritative win.

2092
02:35:48.200 --> 02:35:50.760
It registers? Is am I missing
something here? Is this like a bash

2093
02:35:50.840 --> 02:35:56.000
at the beach two thousand deal?
Yeah? Yeah, that's in screams that

2094
02:35:56.120 --> 02:36:05.239
was a squash, a Georgia Championship
Wrestling squash Thanksgiving dinner. Big Show tucks

2095
02:36:05.280 --> 02:36:09.479
his head and someone say squash.
Tony says that only when the tenth is

2096
02:36:09.520 --> 02:36:13.280
long is that lame promo from Lex
Luger. Plumbo brags Luger out of the

2097
02:36:13.280 --> 02:36:16.399
way, and then the replay before
O here it comes across the the thoor

2098
02:36:16.479 --> 02:36:20.719
ax of Buff Bagwell. Hudson says
with his own swanton bomb shantan bomb.

2099
02:36:22.079 --> 02:36:24.760
So the champs mean mug into the
camera here in Palombo do and that's that,

2100
02:36:26.040 --> 02:36:30.840
that's that piece of business. Never
we'll forget it. I'll never forget

2101
02:36:30.879 --> 02:36:33.959
the night that Buff Bagwell and Lex
Luger were business. Agreed, I forgot

2102
02:36:35.000 --> 02:36:39.280
it already. They show Steiner lifting
on a post backstage. How about how

2103
02:36:39.319 --> 02:36:43.479
about the in fact they weren't business
because of greed? Right, scut Center's

2104
02:36:43.680 --> 02:36:48.200
lifting weights on a post backstage and
the days just counting along, and he

2105
02:36:48.360 --> 02:36:52.520
screamed and put up or shut up. You have to get your hands dirty.

2106
02:36:52.799 --> 02:36:56.840
I'm gonna follow you and ping you
amongst your own white trash. You're

2107
02:36:56.879 --> 02:37:01.000
going down page the days just standing
in the shit hour full close by the

2108
02:37:01.040 --> 02:37:03.760
way. Daisia from great films like
Don't Panic, Bubble Boy and Date Movie,

2109
02:37:05.360 --> 02:37:07.239
all coming soon under the cinement because
of her. Because of her,

2110
02:37:07.319 --> 02:37:11.799
of course, got into the business
a fitness model, yes, sir.

2111
02:37:11.959 --> 02:37:15.959
And when it came time for Standard
to cast his freaks there there were like

2112
02:37:16.040 --> 02:37:18.440
three of them at first, and
Medaja was the one who who stuck around

2113
02:37:18.479 --> 02:37:24.040
his standards. Second, towards the
end of WCW here let's go to Canyon

2114
02:37:24.120 --> 02:37:28.280
versus the cat, what do you
say, Well, just keep on going

2115
02:37:28.319 --> 02:37:33.520
to the hits, keep coming yep, yep. So they showed clips from

2116
02:37:33.559 --> 02:37:37.360
Nitro where Canyon and the Cat were
brawling everywhere and there was a limousine turned

2117
02:37:37.399 --> 02:37:43.440
over because that's a smart use of
funds. Well, you know, I

2118
02:37:43.520 --> 02:37:48.319
mean, you got to spend money
to make money, and you see smooth

2119
02:37:48.399 --> 02:37:52.239
whatever they renamed Ice Train when he
was the Cat's sidekick back then, wearing

2120
02:37:52.280 --> 02:37:56.479
baggy slacks when it was alive.
Just an onslaught of clips with no explanation.

2121
02:37:56.559 --> 02:37:58.920
Here a Canyon, by the way, it is a psychopath and associo

2122
02:38:00.040 --> 02:38:03.280
path according to Scott Hudson. So
both boxes checked, all right, Well,

2123
02:38:03.559 --> 02:38:07.360
you know, better than no boxes
checked. I suppose, especially especially

2124
02:38:07.399 --> 02:38:11.680
cool character for someone who legitimately had
mental issues in his life and everybody knew

2125
02:38:11.719 --> 02:38:16.360
it, right, so makes him
crazy, And I mean, I suppose

2126
02:38:16.360 --> 02:38:24.520
it's better than being mortisse. I
guess you're right on that. So Buff

2127
02:38:24.520 --> 02:38:26.360
and Luger are still laying in the
ring, by the way, after this

2128
02:38:26.440 --> 02:38:30.440
package. Buff is not moving.
He's trying to recall the emotion of when

2129
02:38:30.479 --> 02:38:33.680
he legitimately broke his neck on thunder
and ninety eight and we cared about him

2130
02:38:33.680 --> 02:38:37.200
for fifteen minutes. And you know
what, nobody cares. Now, God

2131
02:38:37.280 --> 02:38:41.120
forbid, we were allowed to leave
that well enough alone. As Scott Hudson

2132
02:38:41.200 --> 02:38:43.440
literally on the broadcast recalls the injured
neck and talks about you need to be

2133
02:38:43.520 --> 02:38:48.559
careful moving him, and the refs
literally roll over Buff's carcass because that's what

2134
02:38:48.639 --> 02:38:52.559
you do when someone has suffered a
paralyzing neck injury. Yep, and Totont

2135
02:38:52.559 --> 02:38:54.639
even speaks to says, come on, guys, don't move him around like

2136
02:38:54.719 --> 02:39:01.000
that. I just I'm like,
who cares? Fake crowd noise? It's

2137
02:39:01.040 --> 02:39:05.159
just bad, and Shawanni says,
somehow, I don't feel bad for them.

2138
02:39:05.360 --> 02:39:09.000
The amount of fake crowd noise here
is the most overwhelming it is on

2139
02:39:09.040 --> 02:39:11.559
the entire broadcast and perhaps ever in
history of WCW, because it's just there's

2140
02:39:11.559 --> 02:39:16.239
there's no there's not a chance in
hell anyone's reacting to this. Well,

2141
02:39:16.440 --> 02:39:18.760
my, you know, after they
do eventually get out of the ring,

2142
02:39:20.399 --> 02:39:24.399
Tony does share my exact exact sentiment
at that time. He says, he

2143
02:39:24.559 --> 02:39:31.479
goes, Okay, where are we
going next? That's a WCW Tony having

2144
02:39:31.520 --> 02:39:35.479
to like ask the truck where he's
going, and you like picture Tony's face

2145
02:39:35.600 --> 02:39:39.280
like doing it on purpose to bust
the guy's balls, like he's actually frustrated.

2146
02:39:39.319 --> 02:39:43.280
That's what he's saying exactly. Oh
and by the way, all of

2147
02:39:43.319 --> 02:39:46.479
that about O'Hara Palumbo and all that
rigamarole about putting them over and all that.

2148
02:39:46.520 --> 02:39:48.879
And then the next night on Nitro
they lose a non title match to

2149
02:39:48.920 --> 02:39:52.920
Mike Assam and land Storm. Well, you gotta build new contenders. So

2150
02:39:54.079 --> 02:39:56.399
who's better than Canyon? I don't
want the answer. We get some god

2151
02:39:56.440 --> 02:40:01.479
awful music and can actually smoke?
Who better than Canon? Everybody? Any

2152
02:40:03.559 --> 02:40:07.000
Kanyon with a rest and peace?
By the way, we kidd Chris Cluci

2153
02:40:07.079 --> 02:40:13.680
terrists, I know I and I
do I do feel for him and his

2154
02:40:13.959 --> 02:40:16.719
struggle. Canyon with a smoke machine
in spotlights and he comes up through the

2155
02:40:16.799 --> 02:40:20.799
ground like a produced entrance with a
flood light under him. Kind of cool

2156
02:40:20.799 --> 02:40:24.280
looking with a leather coat. But
that was pretty much that. Sure,

2157
02:40:24.000 --> 02:40:30.120
they have just the worst of all
the remixed songs to double over copyrighted music

2158
02:40:30.200 --> 02:40:35.840
on Peacock. The Kat's wcw entrances
are the worst. And Missus Jones is

2159
02:40:35.920 --> 02:40:41.479
here, formerly Nitro Girl Chameleon and
also a former assistant principal who was accused

2160
02:40:41.520 --> 02:40:50.360
of plagiarizing her master's project. Would
how do you plagiarize? Brother? Carmel

2161
02:40:50.479 --> 02:40:54.559
Macklin, who had a stint as
a dancer and grappler as a Nitro girl

2162
02:40:54.600 --> 02:41:00.520
with World Championship Wrestling, targeted teacher
Brenda Marie Brenda Marie Alexander fifty four because

2163
02:41:00.520 --> 02:41:07.760
of her age, according to a
colleague. Okay, so, a former

2164
02:41:07.760 --> 02:41:11.959
professional wrestler turned city assistant principal plagiarize
quote unquote a teacher's master's degree project while

2165
02:41:13.000 --> 02:41:18.719
trying to close line her career,
according to a Manhattan federal lawsuit. In

2166
02:41:18.799 --> 02:41:22.319
addition to her ring career, Maclin
has appeared as an actress and sale for

2167
02:41:22.360 --> 02:41:24.600
several films, including twenty Tens,
Bronx, Paradise in two thousand and threes,

2168
02:41:24.760 --> 02:41:33.559
Love and Orgasms. Coming soon depends
I still coming. I suppose Alexander

2169
02:41:33.639 --> 02:41:37.440
the teacher in question here? So, yes, Miss Jones of WCW fame

2170
02:41:37.440 --> 02:41:41.319
went on to be an assistant principal
in the New York City Public school system.

2171
02:41:41.520 --> 02:41:46.159
I don't see any problem Alexander,
who began with the DOE in twenty

2172
02:41:46.200 --> 02:41:48.079
oh one, since she wrote a
student and teacher a guidebook for her school

2173
02:41:48.159 --> 02:41:52.600
Legal Academy for Young Men and Queen's
Preps that isn't a public school as part

2174
02:41:52.639 --> 02:41:54.799
of her master's project, and later
presented it to maclenn Macklin, of course

2175
02:41:54.840 --> 02:41:58.719
being miss Jones, but instead of
crediting Alexander, macln redistributed the handbook and

2176
02:42:00.000 --> 02:42:03.959
resented it as their own, making
no changes except to rearrange some sections.

2177
02:42:03.200 --> 02:42:07.319
Alexander said Macklin blew her off when
she complained. Plaintiff contacted Maclin to discuss

2178
02:42:07.319 --> 02:42:11.159
the situation. The suit states defendant
Maclin did not respond at all. Alexander

2179
02:42:11.200 --> 02:42:15.879
says she was targeted for termination by
school administrators to make way for younger teachers.

2180
02:42:16.120 --> 02:42:18.159
They did everything they could to make
her life miserable, set her attorney,

2181
02:42:18.239 --> 02:42:26.879
Joshua Park First sounds fine, yeah, And I support anybody who does

2182
02:42:26.959 --> 02:42:28.760
everything in their part to make someone
else's life miserable. Where does she learn

2183
02:42:28.799 --> 02:42:31.840
how to manage an organization in a
way that makes everybody's life miserable? I

2184
02:42:31.959 --> 02:42:37.600
wonder, I mean I can't imagine. I mean, she was only in

2185
02:42:37.719 --> 02:42:43.000
WCW. How would that problem?
How would that? Yeah? I don't

2186
02:42:43.040 --> 02:42:50.120
see why that would ever coincide with
anything else considering her former profession. I

2187
02:42:50.200 --> 02:42:52.120
mean, I don't think there's any
way you can say this is the first

2188
02:42:52.159 --> 02:42:58.799
time she plagiarized. I mean she
was she was trained to lie, just

2189
02:42:58.840 --> 02:43:01.120
trained to mimic, right, trying
to to pass off of work as a

2190
02:43:01.159 --> 02:43:09.520
shoot. And so this is what
you get. I have to say,

2191
02:43:09.559 --> 02:43:15.879
I'm pretty fucking obsessed with the careers
of like nominal bit players in the dying

2192
02:43:15.959 --> 02:43:20.040
days of w c W and what
they went on to because like never really

2193
02:43:20.079 --> 02:43:24.920
had a run so they're not really
going to get booked again. Just amazing,

2194
02:43:24.079 --> 02:43:28.799
That's that's what ended up doing.
So the cat says, let me

2195
02:43:28.840 --> 02:43:33.120
tell you something, baby, I'm
gonna rip that ugly mask off I got,

2196
02:43:33.159 --> 02:43:35.200
I got, I got that one
for you, please bring because this

2197
02:43:35.319 --> 02:43:41.360
is what we need. His uh
it's some uh Ernest Miller two uh to

2198
02:43:43.719 --> 02:43:52.120
r n the uh the whose top
says, somebody called my mama. That's

2199
02:43:52.239 --> 02:43:56.159
nice, Chris call you. Let
me tell you something, baby. I'm

2200
02:43:56.159 --> 02:43:58.760
all get in that ring and I'm
all rip the lass mask and I'll feel

2201
02:43:58.799 --> 02:44:03.760
paid. Oh wait a minute,
I'm sorry. That's not a mask,

2202
02:44:03.920 --> 02:44:11.120
that's a face. Hear that real
crowd noise. Nobody gave his ship amazing.

2203
02:44:11.280 --> 02:44:13.680
You know what I love is that
is that nobody gave a ship,

2204
02:44:13.760 --> 02:44:20.840
yet they spent money good buy tickets. Well, I mean yeah that and

2205
02:44:20.959 --> 02:44:22.840
they show up and they respond if
they're entertained, and they don't if they're

2206
02:44:22.879 --> 02:44:28.639
not. I mean, I guess
it's I almost find it more exhausting to

2207
02:44:28.040 --> 02:44:31.000
force myself to react just so I
feel like I got my money's worth.

2208
02:44:31.760 --> 02:44:33.799
That's like, you got to pay
me to act like that, Like this

2209
02:44:33.920 --> 02:44:37.680
isn't a fucking, you know,
sitcom shoot where I'm privileged to be in

2210
02:44:37.719 --> 02:44:41.000
the audience, so I have a
role to participate. I paid to be

2211
02:44:41.079 --> 02:44:43.520
in here, you know. Yeah, yeah, I suppose. And you

2212
02:44:43.600 --> 02:44:48.479
mentioned Mortis, interestingly enough, Kenyan's
former gimmick, of course, more Blood

2213
02:44:48.520 --> 02:44:54.239
runs Cold campaign, the ill fated
Blood runs Cold campaign for Mortis played Nitro,

2214
02:44:54.319 --> 02:44:58.719
where he teamed with a wrath As
whatever his name was against Glaciers,

2215
02:45:01.680 --> 02:45:13.200
so they called him on the French
w W shows we Grasier also known as

2216
02:45:13.319 --> 02:45:16.399
ray Lloyd, and that's how they
pronounced it in French too. Here he

2217
02:45:16.520 --> 02:45:28.479
Goessier or ray Lloyd Glass. It
sounds like Dan Peterson coming through there.

2218
02:45:30.000 --> 02:45:39.000
Glossier sounds like a cologne. It
does Glossier. In terms of Ernest Miller,

2219
02:45:39.040 --> 02:45:43.600
there's a lot that Kenyon has to
say in his book about working with

2220
02:45:43.719 --> 02:45:45.959
him, all the way back to
the Blood Runs Cold feud, because remember,

2221
02:45:46.040 --> 02:45:48.000
Ernest Miller was a martial arts exponent
himself. It was kind of aligned

2222
02:45:48.040 --> 02:45:52.520
with the Glacier. He says the
following or writes the following as the marketing

2223
02:45:52.559 --> 02:45:54.000
and training for Blood Runs Cold war
on. I knew the other guys were

2224
02:45:54.040 --> 02:45:56.719
making more money than me. For
Brian Clark, who played Rath, it

2225
02:45:56.799 --> 02:46:00.280
made sense. He was a veteran
of WrestleMania, and I didn't mind making

2226
02:46:00.600 --> 02:46:03.280
him making a high salary. I'd
heard he was making about two hundred seventy

2227
02:46:03.280 --> 02:46:05.799
five thousand a year. No big
deal, I thought, But for Glacier,

2228
02:46:05.920 --> 02:46:07.200
a guy who'd never before been on
TV, to come in and make

2229
02:46:07.239 --> 02:46:11.159
two hundred and ten thousand a year, that seemed a little much compared to

2230
02:46:11.239 --> 02:46:15.159
the thirty grand I was making.
I'd been in multiple wrestling leagues now,

2231
02:46:15.200 --> 02:46:16.559
and I'd been in the WSW for
more than a year. The worst of

2232
02:46:16.600 --> 02:46:22.399
all was probably Ernest Miller. Yes, yes, it was Eric Bischoff's kids

2233
02:46:22.479 --> 02:46:26.479
karate instructor. Yes, Ernest the
Cat Miller had never done anything in wrestling,

2234
02:46:26.559 --> 02:46:28.479
yet he was making two hundred and
fifty grand annually. I thought that

2235
02:46:28.559 --> 02:46:31.639
was absurd. Of course, I
didn't have an agent. The only ones

2236
02:46:31.639 --> 02:46:35.159
who did were the hul Cogans of
the world, those who were established.

2237
02:46:35.159 --> 02:46:37.959
It didn't make sense to have one
because you didn't have much bargaining power.

2238
02:46:37.120 --> 02:46:39.639
If I threaten to back out,
Eric could just find someone else to do

2239
02:46:39.760 --> 02:46:43.280
the job. But Eric was a
fan of martial arts, so Ernest could

2240
02:46:43.319 --> 02:46:46.479
get his money, and Ernest had
some experience in martial arts tournaments. In

2241
02:46:46.600 --> 02:46:50.440
March nineteen ninety seven, I told
Paige DDP I wanted a meeting with Bischoff.

2242
02:46:50.520 --> 02:46:52.440
Practices with the Blood Runs Cold Gang
were strained, in part because I

2243
02:46:52.479 --> 02:46:56.440
could not believe the other wrestlers were
making more money than me. My anger

2244
02:46:56.479 --> 02:46:58.920
focused on all on one person,
Ernest Miller. Yes, you've got a

2245
02:47:00.079 --> 02:47:03.360
lock up tight like this, I
said. During one of our first practices

2246
02:47:03.399 --> 02:47:05.399
in the ring. I showed him
the proper way to do it. He

2247
02:47:05.479 --> 02:47:09.399
didn't care. He almost didn't even
pay attention. All mocking up, he

2248
02:47:09.440 --> 02:47:11.399
said, smiling you know when karate, we don't have to lock up,

2249
02:47:11.440 --> 02:47:16.079
we just kick ass. I love
too that. I mean, I don't

2250
02:47:16.079 --> 02:47:20.159
know is that his natural voice,
Miller, Ernest Miller, because because he's

2251
02:47:20.200 --> 02:47:26.879
got this this you know, almost
Muhammad Ali kind of trying his voice.

2252
02:47:26.959 --> 02:47:28.200
Is he trying for that? I
figured he was trying a little. Yeah,

2253
02:47:28.200 --> 02:47:33.159
but he's kind of like he's like
doing a sarcastic voice all the time,

2254
02:47:33.239 --> 02:47:35.879
right right, like he half means
everything he says, which is probably

2255
02:47:35.879 --> 02:47:39.559
a shoot. Yeah. At that
point, I was twenty six years old.

2256
02:47:39.639 --> 02:47:41.600
Canyon Rights and the business of wrestling
was an absolute obsession. If you're

2257
02:47:41.639 --> 02:47:43.559
in the business, you need to
respect it and love it. I thought

2258
02:47:43.760 --> 02:47:46.479
Ernest didn't do that. He didn't
take it seriously, and he didn't respect

2259
02:47:46.479 --> 02:47:48.879
those of us who did. We
worked every day at the power Plant and

2260
02:47:48.920 --> 02:47:52.600
we trained him from scratch, taking
eight months to do it. We got

2261
02:47:52.680 --> 02:47:54.639
up every morning, got down to
the power Plant. We're in the ring

2262
02:47:54.680 --> 02:47:56.600
from ten am to two pm,
and then we got to karate class until

2263
02:47:56.680 --> 02:48:00.879
five. From there we'd head back
to the gym for cardio and leave round

2264
02:48:00.920 --> 02:48:03.040
eight or nine. Ernest making more
money was a travesty, being that he

2265
02:48:03.159 --> 02:48:07.959
was so disrespectful. On top of
that, he was overweight, brother,

2266
02:48:07.079 --> 02:48:11.360
and we well, we took our
training very seriously. He had the biggest

2267
02:48:11.440 --> 02:48:13.159
job he had to learn how to
wrestle, then incorporated into the martial arts.

2268
02:48:13.319 --> 02:48:18.719
He also did quite a few big
jobs too, didn't he Uh no,

2269
02:48:18.079 --> 02:48:20.319
that's kind of we did. Oh
he didn't. I thought he did.

2270
02:48:22.319 --> 02:48:26.000
He was made from the beginning,
so he's Bishop's Yeah. I always

2271
02:48:26.040 --> 02:48:30.399
had a push without any I mean
he was. He was charismatic. They

2272
02:48:30.399 --> 02:48:33.479
had the James Brown thing. That
was pretty cool. He was over at

2273
02:48:33.520 --> 02:48:35.920
certain points. He was a good
commissioner. He had interesting Mike skills kind

2274
02:48:35.959 --> 02:48:41.360
of but no, I mean never. I think Kingdon's point is he didn't

2275
02:48:41.360 --> 02:48:43.680
get better and didn't want to get
better, right, you know, And

2276
02:48:43.719 --> 02:48:46.680
there's guys who grow into the undeserved
push, and there's guys who don't.

2277
02:48:46.719 --> 02:48:50.040
And he's I think the one who
didn't, or an example of one who

2278
02:48:50.079 --> 02:48:52.319
didn't. Then try to figure out
how to make a character. Miller strolled

2279
02:48:52.360 --> 02:48:56.319
in and whenever he wanted, And
what hurt the most was he wasn't good.

2280
02:48:56.559 --> 02:48:58.920
Actually, he was one of the
worst wrestlers I'd ever seen. Wow.

2281
02:49:00.040 --> 02:49:03.680
Old Jim Mitchell said it best.
And this is why Eric has I'd

2282
02:49:03.680 --> 02:49:07.040
imagine saucy feelings towards Jim Mitchell,
very dismissive of him when he's come up

2283
02:49:07.040 --> 02:49:11.000
on the podcast like curiously so like
why so mad Jim Mitchell like, yeah,

2284
02:49:11.079 --> 02:49:15.000
he's such a bit player. When
you punch him in the face,

2285
02:49:15.200 --> 02:49:18.280
he does the swarm of bees,
Mitchell said of Miller. And now when

2286
02:49:18.319 --> 02:49:20.159
you hear that, you can unsee
it. He does the swarm of bees.

2287
02:49:20.200 --> 02:49:24.040
That meant Miller would wave his arms
around and try to swap bees from

2288
02:49:26.079 --> 02:49:31.200
I could totally see that he's such
a goof. He's a goof. I

2289
02:49:31.280 --> 02:49:33.719
think that's an accurate statement. And
what are you gonna do, like crescent

2290
02:49:33.879 --> 02:49:39.479
kick my head off? I saw
someone on the Iron Ring Show on the

2291
02:49:39.559 --> 02:49:43.520
ET for all your MMA heads like
these these like these guys from like Brooklyn

2292
02:49:43.600 --> 02:49:50.879
who thought they knew like like like
kung fu and it was and no one

2293
02:49:50.040 --> 02:49:52.280
like had the heart to tell him, like they were just like clowns,

2294
02:49:52.360 --> 02:49:54.760
you know. So they get to
walk around act and like they had like

2295
02:49:54.799 --> 02:49:58.959
these killer techniques their whole lives,
but no one ever, you know,

2296
02:49:58.479 --> 02:50:01.079
tested them. They never had to
find out the hard way that they just

2297
02:50:01.120 --> 02:50:05.920
be taken down and strangled in fourteen
seconds by someone who actually knew martial arts.

2298
02:50:05.680 --> 02:50:11.000
Dude, I would say, good
now that meant Miller, Okay,

2299
02:50:11.079 --> 02:50:13.360
Yes, it didn't matter what move
you put on him, he'd do the

2300
02:50:13.440 --> 02:50:16.120
bees in the face. You could
kick him in the stomach and he would

2301
02:50:16.120 --> 02:50:22.639
do it. It's pretty funny,
dude. I would say, they want

2302
02:50:22.639 --> 02:50:26.120
to try something different, A different
reaction could be good. I'm a world

2303
02:50:26.200 --> 02:50:28.280
champion in karate. You guys are
world champions and wrestling. He said,

2304
02:50:30.200 --> 02:50:33.200
didn't we do didn't we look up? Was it him or was it somebody

2305
02:50:33.280 --> 02:50:39.120
else? He's not a world champion? Well he had You know, I

2306
02:50:39.159 --> 02:50:43.920
don't know it's a world champion means
nothing in karate because there's so many tournaments

2307
02:50:43.959 --> 02:50:48.319
where the winner is called a world
champion. There's no I remember that.

2308
02:50:48.440 --> 02:50:52.079
We we we we like. I
think we looked him up, probably during

2309
02:50:54.440 --> 02:50:56.600
the wrestler when I probably did a
film. That makes sense, Yeah,

2310
02:50:58.319 --> 02:51:03.600
because uh yeah, he's he's Yes, he's such a fucking goof Right there.

2311
02:51:03.680 --> 02:51:07.600
He showed how clueless he was.
We don't need to learn karate from

2312
02:51:07.600 --> 02:51:09.840
you. I said, you need
to learn wrestling from us, because that's

2313
02:51:09.879 --> 02:51:11.959
the name of the game. Several
times we got heated and had to be

2314
02:51:13.040 --> 02:51:15.399
held back. But it was guys
like Miller that made me wonder if we

2315
02:51:15.440 --> 02:51:18.239
could pull it all off. And
I think he was getting paid so much

2316
02:51:18.280 --> 02:51:20.079
while we were showing him how to
do everything. Something about it just wasn't

2317
02:51:20.120 --> 02:51:22.600
right. Eric wanted to see a
different kind of fighting style, but I

2318
02:51:22.639 --> 02:51:26.120
also knew people didn't want to see
karate, they wanted to see wrestling,

2319
02:51:26.360 --> 02:51:28.120
so we created a new style.
Obviously, we wanted to incorporate a lot

2320
02:51:28.159 --> 02:51:31.239
of the martial arts style kicking extensions
in our movements. We came up with

2321
02:51:31.280 --> 02:51:33.760
an idea where I would be thrown
into the ropes and Ray would follow me

2322
02:51:33.840 --> 02:51:37.239
there, Ray being glacier Ray Lloyd
rolling then jumping to elbow me in the

2323
02:51:37.319 --> 02:51:41.280
chest as I came off the ropes. Another move involved Ray outside the ring,

2324
02:51:41.399 --> 02:51:43.879
leaning against the ring post as someone
held a chair above his head.

2325
02:51:43.040 --> 02:51:46.440
I used a superkick to send the
chair into his head. I was a

2326
02:51:46.479 --> 02:51:48.920
fan of ultimate fighting, so I
was imitating Ken Shamrock, who had a

2327
02:51:48.920 --> 02:51:50.399
stance with his hands out in front
of him, palms forward. It was

2328
02:51:50.440 --> 02:51:54.680
something that I just looked different.
We also knew our entrances would be unique.

2329
02:51:54.680 --> 02:51:56.840
We spent two hundred and fifty grand
for a snow system with glacid.

2330
02:51:58.879 --> 02:52:01.159
The whole arena would be dark,
filled with powerful martial arts music. We

2331
02:52:01.239 --> 02:52:05.200
were doing everything Eric wanted and doing
it well. So I was confident coming

2332
02:52:05.239 --> 02:52:07.639
into our meeting. I didn't have
a set figure in mind. He's going

2333
02:52:07.680 --> 02:52:09.559
to approach Eric here. This is
later in the book about his contract.

2334
02:52:09.920 --> 02:52:13.399
I knew what the other guys were
making, but I didn't know how high

2335
02:52:13.399 --> 02:52:15.680
I should go. I was thinking
eighty five grand, a little more than

2336
02:52:15.719 --> 02:52:18.280
double, but not triple what I
was making. I made the trip up

2337
02:52:18.319 --> 02:52:20.959
to the Nice office again, and
I was nervous to the initial exchange of

2338
02:52:20.040 --> 02:52:24.719
niceties. Then Bischoff casually dropped the
question I'd been dreading. How's Arnest coming

2339
02:52:24.760 --> 02:52:28.239
along? Mm ad think for?
I responded, he needs patience, I

2340
02:52:28.319 --> 02:52:30.799
said, he does what he does
real well, Well, you make him

2341
02:52:30.840 --> 02:52:31.840
look good. I heard, you
don't get along real well, shit,

2342
02:52:33.200 --> 02:52:35.520
Well, I get along with a
lot of people, but not with everyone.

2343
02:52:35.600 --> 02:52:37.280
I just think we have different perspectives
on wrestling. I know what you

2344
02:52:37.399 --> 02:52:41.200
mean, he said. I felt
better. He had heard about Miller's bad

2345
02:52:41.200 --> 02:52:43.840
attitude. So you're here for what
I swallowed hard. Well, I've been

2346
02:52:43.879 --> 02:52:48.600
working here for over a year,
and I think I'm doing well. I

2347
02:52:48.680 --> 02:52:50.559
told him my life story about how
I love wrestling, which i'd written down

2348
02:52:50.559 --> 02:52:52.680
on a sheet of paper I got
all the way up to college, describing

2349
02:52:52.760 --> 02:52:56.639
how I found wrestling schools, how
I was making seventy grand a year but

2350
02:52:56.760 --> 02:52:58.600
quit to make forty a night wrestling. I told him how my parents were

2351
02:52:58.639 --> 02:53:03.000
angry, but Eric, I was
happier making forty dollars a night than seventy

2352
02:53:03.079 --> 02:53:05.920
thousand dollars per year, I said, Chris, put the paper down.

2353
02:53:05.120 --> 02:53:09.440
Eric said, yes, stop separating
the paper. Yes, tell me what's

2354
02:53:09.440 --> 02:53:11.520
in your heart. I stopped.
What I thought, Bet, what do

2355
02:53:11.600 --> 02:53:20.840
you want right, Chris Turner Broadcasting? Come on Turner Broadcasting, I stopped.

2356
02:53:20.239 --> 02:53:30.479
You're on national television. Let's be
honest with each other here, I

2357
02:53:30.559 --> 02:53:33.079
stopped. I thought back to a
conversation i'd had with Page. Tell you

2358
02:53:33.120 --> 02:53:35.680
the truth, Eric DDP told me
that you thought I was sitting on my

2359
02:53:35.799 --> 02:53:37.520
ass, and that's sitting on your
ass and making thirty grand a year wasn't

2360
02:53:37.520 --> 02:53:39.559
bad, I said, if you
think I've been sitting on my ass.

2361
02:53:39.719 --> 02:53:43.399
You're out of your fucking mind.
I want this gimmick to work. I

2362
02:53:43.520 --> 02:53:46.680
need this gimmick to work. And
to hear that really hurts they hearing him

2363
02:53:46.680 --> 02:53:50.159
say gimmick really hurts me. So
huh. There was silence in the large

2364
02:53:50.239 --> 02:53:52.760
room. I think both of us
were shocked. I was that honest.

2365
02:53:52.840 --> 02:53:56.920
Let me explain. Eric said,
When I came here from Minnesota, I

2366
02:53:56.000 --> 02:53:58.920
had a wife and kids, and
I had to collect cans and cash them

2367
02:54:00.120 --> 02:54:01.479
to put food on my table.
We had to struggle to make against meat.

2368
02:54:01.760 --> 02:54:03.959
When I hear thirty thousand dollars a
year, it means a lot more

2369
02:54:05.000 --> 02:54:07.040
to me. When I say you
were doing nothing, it doesn't mean you

2370
02:54:07.079 --> 02:54:09.959
were doing nothing. It just means
you're not collecting cans. That's hard work.

2371
02:54:09.520 --> 02:54:13.319
He drummed his fingers on the desk. I sat back, feeling very

2372
02:54:13.399 --> 02:54:15.440
small. I was grateful he opened
up to me, But at the same

2373
02:54:15.479 --> 02:54:16.920
time, how could I ask for
more money after hearing that? How much

2374
02:54:16.959 --> 02:54:20.520
were you thinking? He asked me. Fuck, how could I ask for

2375
02:54:20.600 --> 02:54:24.760
eighty five thousand dollars? Now?
I started thinking two times dirty was sixty

2376
02:54:24.799 --> 02:54:28.000
and I could back off that.
How about fifty five thousand pig yeah,

2377
02:54:28.079 --> 02:54:31.200
I asked, Oh my god,
I can't do that. He said,

2378
02:54:31.639 --> 02:54:37.159
oh, yes, what I thought? Why I was thinking one hundred.

2379
02:54:37.239 --> 02:54:39.840
I thought he meant a hundred a
week. It took me a minute.

2380
02:54:39.200 --> 02:54:41.520
Did he mean one hundred thousand dollars
a year? Do you mean one hundred

2381
02:54:41.520 --> 02:54:46.200
thousand dollars a year? I asked, yes, Wow, I didn't hesitate.

2382
02:54:46.239 --> 02:54:48.920
I'll take it, I said,
shaking his hand, Thank you so

2383
02:54:48.040 --> 02:54:50.399
much. I went down to the
lobby and again called my parents. This

2384
02:54:50.479 --> 02:54:52.799
time there were three people crying on
the phone, so he said, so

2385
02:54:52.959 --> 02:54:58.319
he was fucking with him. So
I can't do that. Oh, I'm

2386
02:54:58.399 --> 02:55:01.040
watching Square. I'm a little disappointed. And Eric Bischoff honestly, well,

2387
02:55:01.079 --> 02:55:05.559
I mean, look, I mean
good on him, because Kanyon deserved it.

2388
02:55:05.719 --> 02:55:09.639
But there's a lot of people I
think he offered more than they were

2389
02:55:09.680 --> 02:55:11.840
willing to settle for that didn't deserve
it. Oh yeah, that might have

2390
02:55:11.879 --> 02:55:15.719
been part of the problem. And
what would become the first line of injuries.

2391
02:55:15.760 --> 02:55:18.760
I broke my wrist in a match
against Ernest Miller. You notice he

2392
02:55:18.760 --> 02:55:20.920
has a cast on here at Greed, and we have a cast on too.

2393
02:55:22.440 --> 02:55:24.879
Yes, before the fight, Terry
Taylor had a message for it.

2394
02:55:24.920 --> 02:55:28.159
We're on a cast. Actually,
that's right, that's a little different,

2395
02:55:28.159 --> 02:55:31.360
a little bit different. What did
Terry Taylor say before that match to what

2396
02:55:31.600 --> 02:55:37.559
Kenyon we wanted especially real tonight?
He said, Does that mean then don't

2397
02:55:37.600 --> 02:55:41.959
then don't be involved in professional wrestling? Please, you're the wrong. Yeah.

2398
02:55:43.760 --> 02:55:46.799
If you want something especially real,
you absolutely need to leave the business.

2399
02:55:46.920 --> 02:55:50.520
Yes, that made no difference to
me because everything I did looked extremely

2400
02:55:50.600 --> 02:55:52.600
real. But the story of the
match was that Miller would get the crap

2401
02:55:52.639 --> 02:55:54.920
beat out of him, but he
would keep coming back to me at me,

2402
02:55:54.079 --> 02:55:56.159
rather like he was out of some
horror movies. So I had to

2403
02:55:56.200 --> 02:55:58.520
sell it more than ever. In
that match, Miller and I agreed we

2404
02:55:58.520 --> 02:56:01.000
would throw it different kind of wrestling
punch. We knew that if we hit

2405
02:56:01.040 --> 02:56:03.280
with our knuckles like a real punch, then we could hurt each other in

2406
02:56:03.319 --> 02:56:05.719
our knuckles. We didn't want that. Instead, at the last moment,

2407
02:56:05.760 --> 02:56:09.239
we would bend our wrists, hitting
with the heel of our hand. It

2408
02:56:09.280 --> 02:56:13.280
looked different kind of wrestling punch.
Yeah, like anyone's gonna notice the difference,

2409
02:56:13.360 --> 02:56:15.520
right, No, what he gives
a shit. It looked real,

2410
02:56:15.600 --> 02:56:18.600
and it minimized the chances of us
getting hurt or so I thought. Doing

2411
02:56:18.680 --> 02:56:22.360
that over and over, our metacarpals
were connecting to our foreheads bone on bone.

2412
02:56:24.079 --> 02:56:26.840
I hit Miller one time too many
and ended up breaking my wrist.

2413
02:56:28.280 --> 02:56:30.440
I even needed a cast, and
I had to be off television. It

2414
02:56:30.440 --> 02:56:33.040
couldn't have come at a worse time. So that's how Kenyon remembers working with

2415
02:56:33.079 --> 02:56:37.040
his greed opponent Ernest Miller in his
book That's tremendous and went out. We

2416
02:56:37.120 --> 02:56:39.959
march into the matchup. Do we
have kanan verse? Eric? I think

2417
02:56:41.040 --> 02:56:43.559
so. I think we do have
to go oh, so fucking gross.

2418
02:56:43.719 --> 02:56:50.000
You don't like this match? No, I do. Just you know,

2419
02:56:50.079 --> 02:56:54.319
I don't want to go over it
again so that you know now that I've

2420
02:56:54.360 --> 02:56:56.079
seen it. I just have these
high expectations and stuff, and I don't

2421
02:56:56.079 --> 02:57:01.680
want to I don't want to be
ruined. But the fucking versus a guy

2422
02:57:01.760 --> 02:57:05.639
in fucking lounge, But Jaminias he's
such an idiot, dressed like he's gonna

2423
02:57:05.639 --> 02:57:09.840
slip into a bed you'd see in
Austin Powers. I know, I know,

2424
02:57:09.280 --> 02:57:13.680
I mean, yeah, he looks
like a he looks like a like

2425
02:57:13.760 --> 02:57:16.280
a I guess, like a pimp
of sorts. Yeah, that's what he's

2426
02:57:16.319 --> 02:57:18.959
going for. I think. So
playing in duct Hilaria and marches up right

2427
02:57:20.000 --> 02:57:22.280
after missus Jones, Hudson goes off. What kind of a fruitcake is he?

2428
02:57:22.319 --> 02:57:26.840
He calls him a fruitcake one time? Yes, twenty points out the

2429
02:57:26.879 --> 02:57:28.799
cast on the right hand and we
point out the cast in your ass right

2430
02:57:28.840 --> 02:57:35.159
now? You know, can consider
this? Okay, consider this? I

2431
02:57:35.040 --> 02:57:50.840
actually so. Think of the history
of WCW Jim Crockett promotions. Sure,

2432
02:57:50.120 --> 02:57:56.040
nwa. I mean you look at
star K the original start of the first

2433
02:57:56.079 --> 02:58:01.840
Starkade. You got Flair, Harley
Race, Piper, Valentine, Rocky,

2434
02:58:01.920 --> 02:58:13.079
Steamboat, Abdul the Butcher, Wahoo
does it? I don't know, surprise

2435
02:58:13.200 --> 02:58:18.200
is the right word or bother you
that the final supercard in that legacy and

2436
02:58:18.280 --> 02:58:28.879
that timeline would be these two fucking
morons, Like I mean, not to

2437
02:58:30.000 --> 02:58:39.399
mention the other fucking morons from earlier
Kueewe, Like what happened? I mean

2438
02:58:39.440 --> 02:58:43.920
we do have Flair and Dusty,
so there's something there. What happened?

2439
02:58:43.000 --> 02:58:50.840
I think you just said it all? Yep, he's lapsed fan wrestling podcast

2440
02:58:52.280 --> 02:59:05.719
with Jack and JP Soro. He's
a lapsed fan wrestling podcast. I'll tell

2441
02:59:05.719 --> 02:59:13.319
you what happened? Am I smooth? No? Have you seen larger circumferences

2442
02:59:13.520 --> 02:59:22.159
on a pair of pants in your
life? I mean this guy guys walking

2443
02:59:22.239 --> 02:59:26.959
around with like, you know,
h VAC exhaust systems on his on his

2444
02:59:26.040 --> 02:59:31.239
waist. Well you know why,
he's got to cool down. You know

2445
02:59:31.479 --> 02:59:39.959
that. That's funny, that's really
funny. He's liquid cooling as data center.

2446
02:59:41.879 --> 02:59:46.360
Oh my god, Ernest Miller shaved
his whole head and left a touch

2447
02:59:46.399 --> 02:59:50.159
of sideburns just for you. By
the way, Yeah, so fucking stupid.

2448
02:59:50.959 --> 02:59:54.479
How does this guy not look in
the mirror, not bust out laughing,

2449
02:59:56.440 --> 03:00:01.079
not looking in the mirror, and
not shoot himself? So back in?

2450
03:00:01.239 --> 03:00:03.159
Push it, well anyway, forget
it, back in, push off,

2451
03:00:03.200 --> 03:00:11.840
headlocked tags, shoot anyway? Canyon
uh, Kenyon tosses him and Ernest

2452
03:00:11.879 --> 03:00:13.520
Miller, Well, he doesn't skin
the cat, more like shaves it.

2453
03:00:16.799 --> 03:00:20.120
I'm more like sleeps like it.
Yeah, more like a number number three

2454
03:00:20.200 --> 03:00:24.000
on the buzz cutter. Kenyon in
the middle rope to gloat a bit,

2455
03:00:24.040 --> 03:00:26.680
and then Miller sneaks up behind him
and sends him down with an electric chair,

2456
03:00:26.799 --> 03:00:31.000
drop seated, drop kicked by Ernest
Miller, the sociopath, the deranged

2457
03:00:31.040 --> 03:00:35.239
one, Chris Kenyon, they say, un commentary Burtis Miller tosses him out

2458
03:00:35.239 --> 03:00:39.479
of the wing ranged one. I
mean not to not you know, he

2459
03:00:39.559 --> 03:00:41.840
doesn't even seem deranged. No,
he doesn't play the carrier up at all.

2460
03:00:43.280 --> 03:00:46.440
I mean, he's just fucking He's
Canyon, that's it. Yeah,

2461
03:00:46.559 --> 03:00:50.760
He's always Canyon, no matter what
different coats of paint he put it himself.

2462
03:00:50.760 --> 03:00:54.440
He's just Canyon. That's a good
point, you know. That's that

2463
03:00:54.760 --> 03:01:01.360
is part of the problems is that
with him is that he never he never

2464
03:01:03.200 --> 03:01:07.559
you know, you can't not see
Canyon, Yeah, I mean because he

2465
03:01:07.959 --> 03:01:13.719
just always is. You know,
he just has an essence that you can't

2466
03:01:15.200 --> 03:01:22.000
hide I mean or like redirect.
It's it's it's his towny ish way about

2467
03:01:22.079 --> 03:01:24.520
him, you know, right right, you just see this kid from New

2468
03:01:24.600 --> 03:01:28.399
York just trying to wear New Jersey
jersey. He gets whipped into the rail

2469
03:01:28.440 --> 03:01:31.440
and because wrestling is about work rate, he front flips into the rail instead

2470
03:01:31.440 --> 03:01:33.639
of takes it on his back.
So that's pretty cool. Yeah, I

2471
03:01:33.719 --> 03:01:39.239
mean, look there's no taking away
that there's you know, stuff there,

2472
03:01:39.360 --> 03:01:45.600
but man, yeah, what the
fuck? Biler tries to get back in

2473
03:01:45.600 --> 03:01:46.879
the ring, and Canyon hot shots
on the way back in and climbs and

2474
03:01:46.920 --> 03:01:50.479
scores with the flying clothesline gets two
on a cover. Can you know?

2475
03:01:50.600 --> 03:01:54.000
The suplex comes outside in from the
apron with an elbow drop. That gets

2476
03:01:54.040 --> 03:01:58.319
another two for Canyon, the innovator
of offense they call him Scott Hudson here

2477
03:01:58.360 --> 03:02:03.000
apologizes call and show the helms that
earlier. That's my gimmick. What do

2478
03:02:03.040 --> 03:02:07.639
you do with Scott? You can
imagine he's a pissed totally pissed. Is

2479
03:02:07.680 --> 03:02:13.159
the innovator offense or innovator of offensiveness? That's you know what, the innovator

2480
03:02:13.200 --> 03:02:16.959
of offense. That's that's that's accurate. Verse whip and Kenyon hits basically a

2481
03:02:18.040 --> 03:02:20.639
famous or off the middle rope for
two. Then the cat stands up in

2482
03:02:20.680 --> 03:02:22.280
a sleeper, throws some back elbows, ducks a sleeper again, and Ernest

2483
03:02:22.319 --> 03:02:26.760
Miller goes into a back suplex in
Canyon does the the great cell where he

2484
03:02:26.799 --> 03:02:31.559
takes it on his shoulders and then
springs up unimpact. Yes, it's time

2485
03:02:31.600 --> 03:02:33.639
to bump and feed so that the
fed can hire him, and then a

2486
03:02:33.680 --> 03:02:37.120
whip and the hip toss is blocked
and it's converted into a swinging neck breaker

2487
03:02:37.159 --> 03:02:43.159
by canyan knows how to bump and
feed it right the point the match of

2488
03:02:43.239 --> 03:02:46.200
the heel flat back six times in
a row, because the other guy is

2489
03:02:46.280 --> 03:02:50.319
building momentum. The bigger question is
can he bump and feed the big show,

2490
03:02:52.120 --> 03:02:58.040
right? That is a much bigger
question. Canyon to the top rope

2491
03:02:58.120 --> 03:03:01.399
now, but the cat kicks out
his leg, crotching him on the top

2492
03:03:01.520 --> 03:03:05.239
rope. Cat climbs up after him, hits a middle rope superplex and floats

2493
03:03:05.280 --> 03:03:07.840
over for a two count. They
exchange right hands, whipping a backdrop,

2494
03:03:09.159 --> 03:03:11.319
but no kingon turns into a sunset
flip. Miller is tilting like he's gonna

2495
03:03:11.319 --> 03:03:15.079
fall. Then he does a crotch
chop. Okay, he does a cross

2496
03:03:15.159 --> 03:03:16.600
chop. Does the cat right,
like, what the fuck? What are

2497
03:03:16.600 --> 03:03:20.879
you doing? Man? So stupid? What are you doing? Anyone whoever

2498
03:03:20.959 --> 03:03:24.639
crotch chopped in W C W instant
pathetically. The only people who could do

2499
03:03:24.719 --> 03:03:28.959
it and get away with it are
hauling ash well yeah, I mean post

2500
03:03:30.000 --> 03:03:33.200
d X. They could do a
post X two. Yes, they're the

2501
03:03:33.280 --> 03:03:37.360
only ones who could anytime get away. We russo pathetically pointing to his dick,

2502
03:03:37.559 --> 03:03:39.680
like when he thought he was over, remember that, just like it

2503
03:03:39.920 --> 03:03:45.440
is like incessantly you know, like, ah, this is so you look

2504
03:03:45.520 --> 03:03:48.840
like such a moron. You literally
look like a fourteen year old kid in

2505
03:03:48.879 --> 03:03:52.559
the playground. Yeah that you're going
for all the power to you, but

2506
03:03:52.639 --> 03:03:56.399
yeah, leave me out of this. Yeah, surprise he didn't like just

2507
03:03:56.479 --> 03:04:00.760
like you know, put his hand
down his pants and stick his finger out,

2508
03:04:00.959 --> 03:04:05.000
you know, and like, I
know it is tantamount to that behavior,

2509
03:04:05.000 --> 03:04:09.040
it really is. You want to
get an inside addition for a story

2510
03:04:09.079 --> 03:04:11.040
about how you know, kids these
days are like degenerates? Is that right?

2511
03:04:13.760 --> 03:04:15.239
Do you want to I mean,
do you want to be the poster

2512
03:04:15.360 --> 03:04:22.719
boy for for like a dateline piece
about about the degenerate kids in America on

2513
03:04:22.840 --> 03:04:24.959
the playground like offending their teachers,
you know, right, you know,

2514
03:04:26.040 --> 03:04:30.520
cross shopping their teachers and yeah that's
it. That's it, man, you

2515
03:04:30.600 --> 03:04:33.840
know, get get going going.
This young man with an eyebrow ring and

2516
03:04:35.040 --> 03:04:39.079
necklaces made out of metal beads says
it's cool to say suck it on the

2517
03:04:39.120 --> 03:04:45.000
playground. He said he got all
of his inspiration from you guessed it professional

2518
03:04:45.040 --> 03:04:50.639
wrestling. And here's Brent Bosel from
the Parent's Television Council to to tell it.

2519
03:04:50.799 --> 03:04:56.479
To count how many times you see
tits on raw? Now, I'm

2520
03:04:56.840 --> 03:05:01.440
I'm being honest when I say I
I watched the Yes, I watched the

2521
03:05:01.520 --> 03:05:07.600
World Wrestling's Live program on Monday,
and I'm telling you I saw the naked

2522
03:05:07.680 --> 03:05:11.760
breast of about fifteen women. I
mean, it was so offensive to me.

2523
03:05:11.799 --> 03:05:16.440
I had to pause it and I
hadn't want it's pass and then I

2524
03:05:16.520 --> 03:05:20.559
hit play. I had to walk
away. I had to walk away,

2525
03:05:20.079 --> 03:05:26.479
all right. Yeah, so a
crotch shop and then Miller punches him and

2526
03:05:26.520 --> 03:05:30.120
then does the James Brown shuffle walk
he used to do for the James Brown

2527
03:05:30.200 --> 03:05:33.200
elbow. I'm sure that entertained you, boss. No, I fucking love

2528
03:05:33.280 --> 03:05:35.680
it. Just all I was saying
was, you know, can there be

2529
03:05:35.840 --> 03:05:39.440
more? Do you think there was
a pop for the James Brown elbow?

2530
03:05:41.280 --> 03:05:43.440
If there was, it was,
it was as fake as pro wrestling.

2531
03:05:45.200 --> 03:05:46.879
Then a James Brown split as well, and then as the round kick to

2532
03:05:46.920 --> 03:05:52.239
the chest that drops Canyon for two
Canyon, by the way, an architect

2533
03:05:52.319 --> 03:05:54.319
of near Falls. I hope you
realize that, Yes, indeed, I

2534
03:05:54.360 --> 03:05:58.520
sits down and it comes up with
ways we can get Candy's a guy who

2535
03:05:58.520 --> 03:06:01.360
wants to sit in the ring at
three o'clock on showtime, in the corner

2536
03:06:01.440 --> 03:06:03.559
and come up with like an idea. He's got like a you know,

2537
03:06:03.639 --> 03:06:05.920
he's got a U. I don't
know what the hell you call it,

2538
03:06:05.040 --> 03:06:09.559
but like, uh, you know, like an architect would have that giant

2539
03:06:09.559 --> 03:06:13.000
thing in the Blood Prince drawing.
Well, he's got that table, that

2540
03:06:13.079 --> 03:06:16.000
giant table, and he's, oh
yeah, the draft blueprints of of of

2541
03:06:16.760 --> 03:06:20.920
of near falls and bumps. You
think you think d DPS matched by match

2542
03:06:22.000 --> 03:06:24.239
legal pad is a lot. This
guy rolls out of Kevin McAllister battle plan.

2543
03:06:28.200 --> 03:06:31.000
We're like, you know, a
little statement U're in the corner?

2544
03:06:31.600 --> 03:06:37.639
Oh fuck? Yeah, like Walter
Hobbs's signage on a blank page. Oh,

2545
03:06:39.799 --> 03:06:43.280
I mean, you can't get much
more wrestling than a blank page.

2546
03:06:46.879 --> 03:06:48.639
Oh fuck. So he tries to
do it again and he totally misses,

2547
03:06:48.920 --> 03:06:52.000
and then there's a low blow,
and uh, after that low blow,

2548
03:06:52.079 --> 03:06:56.319
Canyon stacks up Ernest Miller and gets
the one two three, or at least

2549
03:06:56.360 --> 03:07:01.520
we think Ruffy Billy Silverman suddenly sees
the ropes moving and just deduces that.

2550
03:07:01.200 --> 03:07:07.280
You know that means Canyon was cheating, so good match, Yeah, resumes.

2551
03:07:07.319 --> 03:07:09.559
Miller rolls him up for two,
tries a pile driver, but Kendy

2552
03:07:09.639 --> 03:07:13.680
lifts him into that Alabama slamb in
or a Boston crab he used to do.

2553
03:07:13.239 --> 03:07:16.280
Miller grabs the ropes to break.
They go to corner to corner,

2554
03:07:16.280 --> 03:07:18.159
it's reversed. Stern him first.
Then in the corner goes Canyon and then

2555
03:07:18.159 --> 03:07:22.799
the fee liner that spin kick Martial
arts spin kick that Ernest Miller used to

2556
03:07:22.879 --> 03:07:30.680
do off the ropes taekwondo style Gilbert
two is Kenyon gets really the fee liner,

2557
03:07:30.760 --> 03:07:37.600
sure, because he's a cat,
you know, fuck that. Kenyon

2558
03:07:37.639 --> 03:07:39.200
pulls Miller to the floor. Miss
Jones comes over to put her hands on

2559
03:07:39.319 --> 03:07:43.520
him and back in. Miller tries
a back supplexi, but Kenyon jabs him

2560
03:07:43.559 --> 03:07:46.399
with that cast and turns into a
cross body, but it only gets two.

2561
03:07:46.479 --> 03:07:48.600
Miss Jones gets up on the apron
toil the referee he used to be

2562
03:07:48.760 --> 03:07:52.600
cast as Kenyon lugs refee Billy Silverman
from behind. Slugs him rather to no

2563
03:07:52.719 --> 03:07:56.319
reaction whatsoever. Kenyon waves her into
the ring, drops to his knees.

2564
03:07:56.360 --> 03:07:58.959
She gets in, Miller comes behind
him and holds him open. It takes

2565
03:08:00.120 --> 03:08:03.239
forever, and finally she kicks Miller
in the head by mistake does Miss Jones,

2566
03:08:05.200 --> 03:08:07.399
so she gets she gets her working
shoes on. Here boss, Well,

2567
03:08:07.559 --> 03:08:13.200
you know I'm glad somebody does just
an awful kick that stops me around

2568
03:08:13.399 --> 03:08:18.799
fucking She's ready to throw down.
She tries to slap him, He catches

2569
03:08:18.840 --> 03:08:20.760
it. He's twisting her arm.
He ducks another one of her head kicks,

2570
03:08:20.760 --> 03:08:24.559
and he pushes her off the ropes, and then she hits another Feeliner,

2571
03:08:24.639 --> 03:08:26.760
this time to the face of Canyon, just in time for the referee

2572
03:08:28.840 --> 03:08:33.079
to get up and notice that Ernest
Miller is covering Canyon. And it's over.

2573
03:08:33.200 --> 03:08:35.000
In ten minutes and thirty one seconds. Ernest Miller beats Canyon here at

2574
03:08:35.040 --> 03:08:39.680
Greed two thousand and one, and
I'm sure uh Kenyon was happy to do

2575
03:08:39.760 --> 03:08:46.319
it. Jones comes in and drapes
the James Brown Cape over his shoulders,

2576
03:08:46.360 --> 03:08:52.559
and Canyon then blindsides the cat after
the bell and hits the flatliner and Tony

2577
03:08:52.600 --> 03:08:54.840
says, I love celebration, but
with Kenyon around, you gotta you can't

2578
03:08:54.879 --> 03:08:58.680
do that. You gotta go.
I only we only could hope, Tony,

2579
03:08:58.719 --> 03:09:03.200
We only could hope. You gotta
go. Thanks grabs a hold of

2580
03:09:03.280 --> 03:09:09.440
this challenges the fake music plays and
outcomes. Am I smooth and his and

2581
03:09:09.520 --> 03:09:13.040
its slack and his slacks and tie
with a chairs in the same chair that

2582
03:09:13.079 --> 03:09:18.040
he was hit with or something?
And smooth not just a limo driver anymore?

2583
03:09:18.079 --> 03:09:20.680
They let us know if if Jim
Stewart was a w W W c

2584
03:09:20.840 --> 03:09:26.319
W character. Boss, yes,
speaking of limo drivers, and Tony says,

2585
03:09:26.920 --> 03:09:31.120
let's go backstage because Boss, the
documentary is continuing. Yeah it is.

2586
03:09:31.479 --> 03:09:35.159
I got it. I got this
little whatever the fuck with lex and

2587
03:09:35.200 --> 03:09:37.760
buff Le? Yeah, yeah,
it's Lex and buff Yeah, it's a

2588
03:09:37.840 --> 03:09:41.440
big problem. What the hell are
you hitting me the ball like I did

2589
03:09:41.479 --> 03:09:43.600
it on purpose? You gotta be
kiddy, I don't know what you did

2590
03:09:43.639 --> 03:09:48.680
on purpose or not? Back up
dst to me before something's said. I

2591
03:09:48.719 --> 03:09:52.200
don't need to be said. I'm
getting my stuff addressed in stars time with

2592
03:09:52.280 --> 03:09:58.079
me. What the hell are you
doing type of this before we pay every

2593
03:10:00.360 --> 03:10:07.760
good get of hair? Okay,
that's different. It's that's who is this

2594
03:10:07.200 --> 03:10:13.680
if? Who's this fucking idiot on
on? You know, on like what

2595
03:10:13.840 --> 03:10:18.559
a fucking piece of work? I
mean, I've been watching this whole show.

2596
03:10:18.719 --> 03:10:24.959
They've been filming the wrong things.
The whole night's exactly avoiding crap.

2597
03:10:24.079 --> 03:10:28.399
Is this guy's job and a lot
of people dropping the ball here, I

2598
03:10:28.479 --> 03:10:31.719
mean, what what what are they
going for? I really don't know this.

2599
03:10:31.959 --> 03:10:35.319
I really don't know. It's really
it's really not tell you. It's

2600
03:10:35.319 --> 03:10:39.079
what comes out of the wash when
you fucking turn the cycle on. How

2601
03:10:39.159 --> 03:10:43.319
can we do interviews without someone holding
a microphone, because God forbid we put

2602
03:10:43.399 --> 03:10:46.319
Gene Oakral into work. That would
be ridiculous. I know what happened?

2603
03:10:48.600 --> 03:10:52.040
He still on on contract? Oh
yeah, to the Bitter end O ship.

2604
03:10:52.760 --> 03:10:56.000
Of course. He was clear that
he was he would make sure to

2605
03:10:56.399 --> 03:11:00.520
get paid list and I'm gonna get
paid one way or another. Income into

2606
03:11:00.520 --> 03:11:03.479
those accounts, no person. They're
like trying out different announcers. Remember de

2607
03:11:03.520 --> 03:11:07.120
Lenia Ericksson did a thunder one time
and it was like Pam Paul Shock.

2608
03:11:07.200 --> 03:11:09.799
They used her. It's like,
stop trying to replace Ginoklan. Where the

2609
03:11:09.879 --> 03:11:13.760
fuck is wrong? I know,
I know you've got Jesus Christ, you

2610
03:11:13.920 --> 03:11:18.559
got the best right there. Oh
my god, so obnoxious. This is

2611
03:11:18.600 --> 03:11:22.120
what we get. We had these
contrived scenarios where it's we somehow have to

2612
03:11:22.239 --> 03:11:26.000
create like a pretense for why there
would be a camera backstage, because you

2613
03:11:26.079 --> 03:11:30.920
know there's not a camera. Man
just following a microphone holding an interviewer.

2614
03:11:31.920 --> 03:11:37.040
Do you have this dusty and dustin
thing that's that's up next? Want to

2615
03:11:37.120 --> 03:11:39.239
believe you do? I don't even
need to talk about it. I mean,

2616
03:11:39.479 --> 03:11:45.479
this is the this is it,
this is this is prous of concept.

2617
03:11:50.200 --> 03:11:54.319
pH in my eyes of water and
I can't get the stretch. I

2618
03:11:54.440 --> 03:11:58.920
think I got it. I'll all
work down down in my cell bad.

2619
03:12:00.200 --> 03:12:03.600
Yeah, I think I can.
I can hold it. Don't let it

2620
03:12:03.680 --> 03:12:07.559
blow. No, don't you hat
that leg over here. Now, it's

2621
03:12:07.559 --> 03:12:15.520
gonna get smelly vision out there that
night. Let's thing we should listen to

2622
03:12:15.600 --> 03:12:22.440
it again. I can't believe what
I just said. Little fog into my

2623
03:12:22.520 --> 03:12:26.280
eyes of water and pop, I
thins get to stretched. I think I

2624
03:12:26.399 --> 03:12:31.920
got it all work down down to
myself bags. Yeah, I think I

2625
03:12:33.000 --> 03:12:37.360
can. I can hold it.
Don't let it blow no, don't you

2626
03:12:37.520 --> 03:12:41.760
hack that leg over here. Now, it's gonna get smelly vision out there

2627
03:12:41.799 --> 03:13:01.319
to night. So it's number one, number two. Totally fine. Oh,

2628
03:13:01.479 --> 03:13:03.520
I'm so glad you reached the same
conclusion I did. I thought we're

2629
03:13:03.520 --> 03:13:05.360
gonna have to have a long involved
discussion about it. Okay, good,

2630
03:13:05.479 --> 03:13:09.319
that's great. I think this is
I think what we what we just witnessed

2631
03:13:09.360 --> 03:13:15.959
there was some of the the best
you know, I've ever seen in rest.

2632
03:13:16.079 --> 03:13:20.920
Absolutely absolutely no question. Now is
Dusty basically saying that he's now eating

2633
03:13:20.959 --> 03:13:26.799
all the burritos and he's about to
start shipping and apparently within let me see

2634
03:13:26.840 --> 03:13:31.479
here when it was their first backstage
thing when we got the fucking burritos.

2635
03:13:33.079 --> 03:13:41.760
So okay, So apparently in an
hour an hour, Dusty Rhodes has eaten

2636
03:13:41.799 --> 03:13:50.719
two hundred and forty burritos. Okay, So again, totally fine, totally

2637
03:13:50.760 --> 03:13:54.200
fine. I just want to make
sure my numbers are correct. That's all

2638
03:13:56.440 --> 03:14:05.440
two hundred and forty. I mean, if that's not tlf X, I'm

2639
03:14:05.440 --> 03:14:07.159
so if you dig deep enough in
the archives, we probably said Dusty has

2640
03:14:07.200 --> 03:14:11.159
eaten two hundred burritos in an hour. Just coming off the top of our

2641
03:14:11.200 --> 03:14:16.000
head. I would imagine that probably
did happen. Oh, man calls his

2642
03:14:16.079 --> 03:14:20.520
as cheeks, his saddle bags,
some saddle bags, and he says,

2643
03:14:20.559 --> 03:14:26.200
it's going to be smell of vision
out there, Like I guess what I

2644
03:14:26.319 --> 03:14:33.920
would what's alarming? Well, it's
all alarming, But what is significantly alarming

2645
03:14:33.760 --> 03:14:41.319
is the fact that Dusty Rhodes,
a legend, is saying this is okay,

2646
03:14:43.239 --> 03:14:46.000
this is my creative for the evening. Yeah, this is what I

2647
03:14:46.159 --> 03:14:54.559
need. Is where we're going.
It's gonna get over unfucking believable, just

2648
03:14:54.840 --> 03:15:03.040
miserable, miserable like that leg over
here. Now think about Dustin Rhodes.

2649
03:15:05.760 --> 03:15:09.719
Oh, the state of the man
at this point, talk about a lost

2650
03:15:09.920 --> 03:15:13.040
soul? What's he thinking? Is
he doing? Like? What has come

2651
03:15:13.120 --> 03:15:16.479
to Dustin? I mean, is
it? What are you exactly with your

2652
03:15:16.600 --> 03:15:22.440
red leather like vest on fucking idiots? Cowboy again? Like what do you

2653
03:15:22.520 --> 03:15:26.040
what do you know? Man?
Are you seven or are you not seven?

2654
03:15:28.959 --> 03:15:31.239
Remember the chemic I forget if they
called him. I remember the outfit

2655
03:15:31.280 --> 03:15:35.639
they gave him a d n A, that black and white xtrosity, that

2656
03:15:35.840 --> 03:15:50.360
hair h A. I mean,
this is you know, uh, this

2657
03:15:50.559 --> 03:15:54.239
is what we signed up for you
want to be a wrestling fan? This

2658
03:15:54.399 --> 03:16:05.920
is it black rain mhmm uh oh
fuck me? What are you doing?

2659
03:16:07.239 --> 03:16:24.360
Oh fucking Christ looks he looks like
what he kind of looks like google Black

2660
03:16:24.479 --> 03:16:28.959
rain Ladies and Gentleman TNA. While
he's doing this, he kind of looks

2661
03:16:28.040 --> 03:16:41.520
like the albino in uh in uh
uh princess bride like, but like a

2662
03:16:41.639 --> 03:16:45.200
negative, you know, version of
it, like because the albino in there

2663
03:16:45.200 --> 03:16:50.280
has a white hair and he's got
this black fucking bob of sorts. That's

2664
03:16:50.319 --> 03:16:54.479
again, what is that in his
hand? Is that a scepter? That's

2665
03:16:54.520 --> 03:16:56.680
some kind of like punishment device?
Yet, I mean, what the fuck?

2666
03:16:58.079 --> 03:17:01.840
Look at him? What an idiot? Hope you're proud of yourself.

2667
03:17:07.840 --> 03:17:11.079
Back to ringside Tony and Scott,
he says, well, it's all down

2668
03:17:11.120 --> 03:17:18.479
in his saddle bags now, as
he said, thanks Tony. So they

2669
03:17:18.559 --> 03:17:22.479
calculate Dusty eight forty burritos in twenty
minutes, so not his personal best.

2670
03:17:24.479 --> 03:17:30.360
Scott suggests the collapse of the Magnificent
Seven is underway because I guess they're freaking

2671
03:17:30.399 --> 03:17:33.639
out about this documentary backstage. I
don't know why it's collapsing, but it

2672
03:17:33.760 --> 03:17:37.440
is no, he just can't go
there after the burrito stuff. It's just

2673
03:17:37.520 --> 03:17:39.040
you can't shake it. Yeah,
seriously, I don't blame him. I

2674
03:17:39.079 --> 03:17:46.520
don't blame him. You really can't. And that's you know, that's what

2675
03:17:46.639 --> 03:17:50.639
you got, that's what we have. That's what we're dealing with, and

2676
03:17:50.760 --> 03:17:54.280
that's all we can do. Back
at Cheer for our next match, Rick

2677
03:17:54.319 --> 03:17:56.479
Steiner and a Booker T book are
talking about how you were nothing guy,

2678
03:17:56.600 --> 03:18:00.440
never beat me. You can take
me out at greed. All these color

2679
03:18:00.600 --> 03:18:05.879
changes on these videos are like very
disorienting. It's so fucking like nineties.

2680
03:18:05.959 --> 03:18:09.360
There was a there was a like, oh we can do. So we

2681
03:18:09.399 --> 03:18:11.959
found something we can do. It's
different and we can. Let's just fucking

2682
03:18:13.040 --> 03:18:15.680
exploit it. Let's just make it
look like a painting. For some reason,

2683
03:18:16.360 --> 03:18:18.840
they had wrestled on Nitro these two, I guess, and Booker was

2684
03:18:18.920 --> 03:18:22.159
lured into joining the Magnificent Seven.
Then they beat him down and Booker says

2685
03:18:22.200 --> 03:18:26.799
he forgot about all the player haters
in the back, and Rick drops him

2686
03:18:26.840 --> 03:18:28.239
on his head in one of the
clips because that was his that was definitely

2687
03:18:28.319 --> 03:18:31.440
Rick Steinder's bag. Towards the Nine
Days of w's dow do you just go

2688
03:18:31.520 --> 03:18:35.000
and the ring and fuck people up? And instead of being punished for it,

2689
03:18:35.120 --> 03:18:39.719
he just made his gimmick. Obviously, that totally makes sense. Don't

2690
03:18:39.760 --> 03:18:48.600
hate the player, hate the game. Oh don't know what, don't hate

2691
03:18:48.600 --> 03:18:50.760
the player. I hate the game. That would think about that? In

2692
03:18:52.000 --> 03:18:56.760
two thousand and three, what with
Teddy Long hating the game? Oh yeah,

2693
03:18:58.159 --> 03:19:03.120
yeah, wrestling maybe nineteen baby,
don't hate the Playah, it's just

2694
03:19:03.200 --> 03:19:09.000
the final nitro. So the fire
blows for Book and they turned the set

2695
03:19:09.079 --> 03:19:13.120
red for his entrance, and they
find some fans raising the roof and support

2696
03:19:13.159 --> 03:19:16.760
Book had pinned Scott Steiner, I
guess, but realized DDP had the next

2697
03:19:16.799 --> 03:19:20.079
shot. So they explained that you
want some, can and get some.

2698
03:19:20.239 --> 03:19:22.920
You don't like me, bite me. That was indeed Rick Steiner's catchphrase back

2699
03:19:22.959 --> 03:19:28.040
then in WCW. I guess I
have to bite him. Then they tell

2700
03:19:28.040 --> 03:19:35.600
you they just they really, they
really make it so fucking hard. How

2701
03:19:35.639 --> 03:19:41.719
do you mean? Just these stupid
idiotic things that they're you know, like

2702
03:19:41.799 --> 03:19:46.760
that they think are like gonna work, right, these catchphrases like what are

2703
03:19:46.799 --> 03:19:50.079
we doing here? Guys? He
comes out with the US title that mattered,

2704
03:19:50.079 --> 03:19:52.079
so at least they didn't fuck with
that belt. They didn't get around

2705
03:19:52.079 --> 03:19:56.760
to doing that. And he's in
his T shirt era, Rick Steiner in

2706
03:19:56.799 --> 03:20:01.120
his T shirt era. He has
a glasses case and he puts the Oakley's

2707
03:20:01.159 --> 03:20:05.159
away, which is very cool.
Tony says, Rick, will this robe

2708
03:20:05.200 --> 03:20:09.280
on the floor, and Hudson says, let's hope not. Tony says,

2709
03:20:09.319 --> 03:20:11.559
you know what I mean, and
then ironically Rick drops his pants and lets

2710
03:20:11.600 --> 03:20:24.000
his dick hank. That's a Steiner
line for you. Yeah, Rick parading

2711
03:20:24.040 --> 03:20:28.040
with the US title around the ring, fucking idiot. Hudson says, look

2712
03:20:28.079 --> 03:20:31.559
at the bys and tries on that
guy. Brother, Yeah, I look

2713
03:20:31.600 --> 03:20:37.319
at the bys for this show.
That's now boss, Rick Steiner. Do

2714
03:20:37.399 --> 03:20:39.520
you think he has any problematic views
about why Booker T is in one of

2715
03:20:39.559 --> 03:20:43.399
the top baby face positions in w
CW at this point. Yes. Do

2716
03:20:43.479 --> 03:20:50.000
you think he conflates the hard body
Harrison or whoever it was racial discrimination lawsuit

2717
03:20:50.079 --> 03:20:54.760
with Booker T becoming champion? Yes? Do you think when Rick Steinder looks

2718
03:20:54.760 --> 03:20:58.239
at Booker T succeeding, he can't
help but see someone playing the race card?

2719
03:20:58.399 --> 03:21:03.200
Yes? I think I think you
know, you know, that was

2720
03:21:03.239 --> 03:21:05.639
the whole thing with you know,
the whole thing with Bookers. He went

2721
03:21:05.680 --> 03:21:11.040
to the n w A na A
c P and bister Monson wasn't a black

2722
03:21:11.120 --> 03:21:13.639
champion, you know, so they
he'll Turner up. You know, Turner

2723
03:21:13.680 --> 03:21:18.239
is one of those guys that doesn't
want any pressure from anyone anywhere in Atlanta.

2724
03:21:18.399 --> 03:21:20.440
So you got you know, step
Booker T. I mean, everybody

2725
03:21:20.479 --> 03:21:24.600
think the book the Booker t was
there because it's politics, you know,

2726
03:21:24.760 --> 03:21:28.280
the black thing. He pulled a
black cards again, the ace of spades,

2727
03:21:28.360 --> 03:21:31.239
the way he is, and then
they had to go with it,

2728
03:21:31.319 --> 03:21:35.399
you know, turn one with it. Booker's a good worker. You know,

2729
03:21:35.760 --> 03:21:39.479
he does a lot of good things. You know, I like to

2730
03:21:39.479 --> 03:21:41.559
work with him. You know,
he's a little confident of himself, but

2731
03:21:43.680 --> 03:21:46.200
he still says he's one of the
three best workers in the business. And

2732
03:21:48.360 --> 03:21:50.520
he does he that good. Obviously, you can see where he's at now.

2733
03:21:52.479 --> 03:22:00.760
But I've never heard that. He
probably said that like tongue in cheek

2734
03:22:00.879 --> 03:22:03.159
once and fourth hand, it gets
pe to Ricky, what a pleasure the

2735
03:22:03.200 --> 03:22:07.440
Steiners who are to have in the
locker of back then? Huh oh,

2736
03:22:07.600 --> 03:22:11.920
black guys champ because he's black.
Nitro girls are in a position they're in

2737
03:22:11.959 --> 03:22:16.479
because they're tramps. Co Coorse.
Fuck everybody. I'm gonna I'm gonna hurt

2738
03:22:16.479 --> 03:22:18.840
people. I'm gonna cut promos some
people I'm not feuding with. I'm gonna

2739
03:22:18.840 --> 03:22:22.319
attack people. I'm gonna scream,
I'm gonna try to tap people's eyes out.

2740
03:22:22.639 --> 03:22:26.719
Really cool stuff. I mean just
just just legends all around. If

2741
03:22:26.719 --> 03:22:28.479
you ask me, I don't know
why WWF didn't pick up their contracts right

2742
03:22:28.479 --> 03:22:33.959
away. That's really my what blows
my mind. Rick Steiner, Ladies and

2743
03:22:33.959 --> 03:22:37.959
gentlemen, keep that in mind.
As he faces Booker T here at agreed,

2744
03:22:37.079 --> 03:22:41.360
Rick tells Mickey j to inspect the
the gloves of Booker T and then

2745
03:22:41.360 --> 03:22:43.559
when he does, he slugs him
in the face to the floor. They

2746
03:22:43.600 --> 03:22:46.520
go over the rail of the front
row of fans. Rick points at him

2747
03:22:46.559 --> 03:22:50.079
and show him, He tells the
camera show him he's directing. Now someone's

2748
03:22:50.079 --> 03:22:58.159
got to do it right. I
guess this is just what a what a

2749
03:22:58.280 --> 03:23:01.040
dick by the way, that that
whole thing is really rubbed me the wrong

2750
03:23:01.120 --> 03:23:05.239
way here. Yeah, yeah,
he's got he's got those tendencies. He's

2751
03:23:05.280 --> 03:23:07.799
got those tendencies for sure, doesn't
take much to get Rick to put his

2752
03:23:07.840 --> 03:23:11.399
foot in his mouth. Yeah,
and I'm sure he's not a fan when

2753
03:23:11.799 --> 03:23:13.159
you know, never mind, no
one good. He ain't talk, he

2754
03:23:13.200 --> 03:23:16.680
says, He barks at him.
You ain't talking shit now. Oh yeah,

2755
03:23:16.799 --> 03:23:20.319
if you ain't take you ain't taking
ship. And like really, why

2756
03:23:20.399 --> 03:23:26.840
is he wearing a diaper? Then
Irish oping lariat with a little bit of

2757
03:23:26.879 --> 03:23:28.280
a leap from Rick, Stander drops
Booker T. That's good for two.

2758
03:23:28.639 --> 03:23:33.639
That hard camera guy I mentioned is
going crazy. He's got a sign even

2759
03:23:33.719 --> 03:23:35.159
that says he's got a do ragon. He said. Booker T's biggest fan,

2760
03:23:35.239 --> 03:23:37.079
it says on a sign. So
he's been waiting for this all night.

2761
03:23:37.159 --> 03:23:41.079
That's amazing. Rick rakes the eyes. This book tries to rally Rick

2762
03:23:41.120 --> 03:23:45.440
with a double underhook tiger driver.
He sat with it. That got to

2763
03:23:45.719 --> 03:23:46.959
thank you very much. We're going
back to Japan there. Hey, you

2764
03:23:48.040 --> 03:23:50.600
know what we sometimes we got to
make a trip back. Signers are nothing

2765
03:23:50.639 --> 03:23:56.239
if not under hook specialists. Yes, book tries firing up, but Rick

2766
03:23:56.319 --> 03:24:00.159
kicks him in the nuts a bit
of a bow and arrow stretch applied by

2767
03:24:00.159 --> 03:24:05.079
Steiner. They referenced the cracked sternham
that Booker had suffered wrestling Rick's brother a

2768
03:24:05.120 --> 03:24:09.159
few months earlier. Book stands and
Rick HiT's the lower back Booker with an

2769
03:24:09.159 --> 03:24:11.959
angle slam. Somehow I forgot he
put the angle slam into his repertoire.

2770
03:24:13.040 --> 03:24:16.520
Go to the unbelievable Yeah spin kick
duck. Rick rocks him with a belly

2771
03:24:16.520 --> 03:24:20.000
to belly for two, corner to
corner book with a kip up in a

2772
03:24:20.040 --> 03:24:22.000
sunset, pulled down for two,
back up in the Rick with a lariat

2773
03:24:22.040 --> 03:24:24.239
and a smirk. He gets a
lot of offense in on this guy,

2774
03:24:24.760 --> 03:24:28.280
yep a lot. Rick grabs the
sleeper and lays on him, uses the

2775
03:24:28.360 --> 03:24:33.120
rope mind Mickey Jay's back. Booker's
hand drops twice but not three times.

2776
03:24:33.159 --> 03:24:35.600
He stands out back elbows Rick pops
him Irish whip. Book ducks and nails

2777
03:24:35.639 --> 03:24:39.559
him with that flying forearm he used
to do pretty much an awful spinebuster barely

2778
03:24:39.559 --> 03:24:45.319
got Rick off the ground for some
reason. Booker then doubles him over and

2779
03:24:45.440 --> 03:24:50.079
he's renamed the the the axe Kick. He calls it the ghetto Blaster.

2780
03:24:52.959 --> 03:24:56.559
Kind of taken, isn't it.
The Ghetto Blaster is a spinning heel kicks

2781
03:24:56.559 --> 03:24:58.840
a gurry to the back of the
head, isn't it. Well, maybe

2782
03:24:58.879 --> 03:25:01.760
a something like that, the spinning
heelcakes what Owen used to do. But

2783
03:25:03.079 --> 03:25:05.040
bad News used to jump and kick
in the back of the head like you

2784
03:25:05.079 --> 03:25:05.959
know, no one, yeah,
yeah, right, all right, all

2785
03:25:07.040 --> 03:25:09.040
right. I thought sometimes you did
it from the front, like a spinning

2786
03:25:09.079 --> 03:25:13.280
heelkike. And they called it the
oh maybe I remember it that way weapon,

2787
03:25:13.319 --> 03:25:15.840
a flapjack, spinner rooney before they
had a name for it. I'll

2788
03:25:15.879 --> 03:25:18.200
tell you what. They definitely had
some flapjacks. Yeah, for sure,

2789
03:25:18.360 --> 03:25:22.760
I can guarantee that. Yeah,
Dusty's moved on from the burrito I didn't.

2790
03:25:24.239 --> 03:25:26.600
I didn't have breakfast, daddy.
I gotta have of it. I

2791
03:25:26.639 --> 03:25:33.639
got the burrita. Oh shit,
oh oh god, wait oh, I

2792
03:25:33.719 --> 03:25:35.799
got a hold. I can't.
Oh man, I got a whole day,

2793
03:25:35.799 --> 03:25:41.040
and I gotta always always cause for
consternation when Dusty says, wait,

2794
03:25:45.520 --> 03:25:52.440
oh, I'll tell you that.
I can feel it, creftfin baby,

2795
03:25:52.479 --> 03:25:54.159
it's coming out, it's coming up. But I gotta keep it in.

2796
03:25:54.280 --> 03:25:58.559
I gotta keep it in, oh
man. But yeah, give me them,

2797
03:25:58.559 --> 03:26:01.719
give me them pancakes. I didn't
have no before. Fucking can you

2798
03:26:01.879 --> 03:26:07.479
imagine? I mean it sounds like
you know, the rainstorm and Forrest Coump

2799
03:26:07.479 --> 03:26:09.840
when they're in Vietnam. Yeah,
yeah, the size of those rain drops,

2800
03:26:09.920 --> 03:26:18.680
that that's what hits the bowl.
And it's a firestorm of unbelievable all

2801
03:26:18.879 --> 03:26:22.760
sorts of of of of brown.
I mean, do you think that you

2802
03:26:24.000 --> 03:26:26.680
would think the ship goes down right
north to south, but his goes east

2803
03:26:26.719 --> 03:26:30.840
to west. He goes everywhere.
He goes north, south, east and

2804
03:26:31.079 --> 03:26:37.799
west. It's just a fucking it's
it's a so much to the ferris wheel

2805
03:26:37.840 --> 03:26:45.920
of shit, a fairris wheel of
ship Dustin, tell us more about your

2806
03:26:46.000 --> 03:26:50.000
dad's ships. Okay, clearly it
was a thing anywhere underwear. We heard

2807
03:26:50.079 --> 03:26:56.799
that story. He's eating burritos forty
and twenty minutes. Tell us about what

2808
03:26:56.879 --> 03:27:00.319
the what the outcome of that was? Do you think of ship you're ever

2809
03:27:00.360 --> 03:27:05.520
took? I just don't know.
I mean, it's good television if nothing

2810
03:27:05.559 --> 03:27:13.399
else, right, right, right, I don't know. This PINERUITI leaves

2811
03:27:13.440 --> 03:27:16.200
a bit to be desired. He
doesn't quite pull it off cleanly, but

2812
03:27:16.280 --> 03:27:20.639
he does fire off the Harlem sidekick
that barely taps referee Mickey J. I

2813
03:27:20.760 --> 03:27:24.520
really hate that. You know,
if it doesn't hit you don't fucking sell

2814
03:27:24.600 --> 03:27:26.399
it as the ref I know,
all right, like took a walk down

2815
03:27:26.399 --> 03:27:30.120
one hundred and tenth Street, don't
he said, We're still pretending he's from

2816
03:27:30.120 --> 03:27:35.319
Harlem, New York. Really Harlem
heat after all, lots of heat.

2817
03:27:37.079 --> 03:27:39.840
Ray hits him with the Germans souplexes. Mickey J. Tries to clear his

2818
03:27:39.920 --> 03:27:43.000
eyes, so he's selling it like
his eyes are scratched. He scratched his

2819
03:27:43.079 --> 03:27:46.280
corny a boss, he didn't knock
him out emphasis on corny, yeah,

2820
03:27:46.440 --> 03:27:50.559
I'll say. And then Shane Douglas
hops the rail with a cast on his

2821
03:27:50.719 --> 03:27:54.639
arm coiled and in a sling,
and apparently Rickett stole the title from him,

2822
03:27:54.799 --> 03:28:00.840
so Shane positively taps Rick on the
middle rope with his cast. Rick

2823
03:28:00.959 --> 03:28:03.920
lands on the canvas, swings at
him, turns around, gets hooked into

2824
03:28:03.920 --> 03:28:07.079
the book end and pinned with the
one two, three, seven minutes,

2825
03:28:07.120 --> 03:28:09.280
thirty one seconds. Booker t defeats
Rick Steiner to become the United States heavyweight

2826
03:28:09.360 --> 03:28:13.799
champion here at Greed, and of
course goes on to the final nitro to

2827
03:28:13.840 --> 03:28:16.840
take the world title off of Rick's
brother Scott to close out WCW with two

2828
03:28:16.879 --> 03:28:20.200
belts hoisted high and a WWF contract
in the mail, thank you very much.

2829
03:28:20.319 --> 03:28:24.959
Yep. And then for sure sorry, I said, that's for sure

2830
03:28:26.360 --> 03:28:31.840
absolutely. On the next thunder,
he says his goal is to get back

2831
03:28:31.840 --> 03:28:35.280
to Rick Flair. This is Shane
Douglas eventually, because you know they started

2832
03:28:35.520 --> 03:28:39.719
the Douglas Flair program in two thousand
and then he handed a tape to ring

2833
03:28:39.719 --> 03:28:43.600
announcer David Penzer in which he challenged
Rick for Nitro and Pandama City. So

2834
03:28:45.200 --> 03:28:48.280
he had another uh wow plan on
the drawing board for the final Nitro between

2835
03:28:48.280 --> 03:28:54.159
Shane Douglas and Ric Flair that went
absolutely nowhere. That's correct, Tony says.

2836
03:28:56.719 --> 03:28:58.920
Now Booker t has a claim to
go after the highest prize, but

2837
03:28:58.920 --> 03:29:01.440
who will it be holding the Chamceampionship. That still remains to be seen.

2838
03:29:01.520 --> 03:29:03.840
But before we get there, let's
go to Rick Center's locker room our documentary,

2839
03:29:03.920 --> 03:29:09.920
and here at Greed is still hard
at work. I didn't get this.

2840
03:29:09.000 --> 03:29:13.520
One animal is hovering over Buff's body. Okay, you are right,

2841
03:29:13.600 --> 03:29:18.040
Buff, Buff Luger comes to what
happened here? My gosh, what happened

2842
03:29:18.040 --> 03:29:24.239
Oh my god, exactly are you
kidding me? They're kidding me. They're

2843
03:29:24.319 --> 03:29:28.920
kidding me. He's so annoying,
so like half assed, so yeah,

2844
03:29:28.600 --> 03:29:33.000
but he's just so fucking annoying at
this point, like just just go home.

2845
03:29:33.319 --> 03:29:39.719
You're not entertaining me right Like ever
they're talking about, how isn't it

2846
03:29:39.719 --> 03:29:41.719
convenient the door was cracked open and
an animal goes I got jumped last week.

2847
03:29:41.760 --> 03:29:43.760
I want to find the guy more
than anybody else. You're gonna accuse

2848
03:29:43.799 --> 03:29:46.559
me of doing this to him.
Yes, Lucas stands there with his arms

2849
03:29:46.559 --> 03:29:50.440
folded in silence, and that's entertainment, Hussin says, and I quote,

2850
03:29:50.479 --> 03:29:54.000
something's going on there. That's not
all I can say about it. I

2851
03:29:54.079 --> 03:30:00.959
mean, he's not wrong package for
our tag match with dust Dustin against Flair

2852
03:30:01.000 --> 03:30:03.600
and Jarrett, and Dustin had said, apparently take that contract and shove it

2853
03:30:05.000 --> 03:30:09.719
because you suck, he says to
Rick Flair, because Flair wanted to recruit

2854
03:30:09.799 --> 03:30:13.520
him into the Magnificent Seven. It's
gonna kick him out of the company.

2855
03:30:13.559 --> 03:30:16.719
And then Dusty lumbers down and elbows
Rick Flair, which I guess keeps Dustin

2856
03:30:16.799 --> 03:30:24.399
in the company. Dusty and all
Danham Baby his finest wranglers. Gotta keep

2857
03:30:24.440 --> 03:30:26.920
those saddle bags in. They even
have Dusty saying Jeff Jarrett was making fun

2858
03:30:26.959 --> 03:30:33.239
of the fruit of my loins and
Jared had come out of Nitro dressed up

2859
03:30:33.280 --> 03:30:37.040
like Dusty. They show a brief
clip of that, which is hilarious,

2860
03:30:37.120 --> 03:30:41.559
right, good stuff. Dustin hits
the ring pissed off Dusty clips on the

2861
03:30:41.639 --> 03:30:46.079
heels. I'm sure Dustin is pissed
off. Fucking do this shit now,

2862
03:30:46.120 --> 03:30:50.520
don't piss Jarrett off? Right,
yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna

2863
03:30:50.520 --> 03:30:54.799
make you kiss my white ass.
Dustiest quoted to say it on Nitro and

2864
03:30:54.840 --> 03:31:01.760
I don't have anything anything for the
recap chose in one. This is Jeff

2865
03:31:01.840 --> 03:31:03.840
Jarrett to a kid Rocks cowboy,
but of course Peacock is having done of

2866
03:31:03.920 --> 03:31:07.760
it. Of course, of course
can't do that. Jeff walks out with

2867
03:31:07.840 --> 03:31:11.520
his guitar like anyone gives a shit. There's like two pages full of Jeff

2868
03:31:11.559 --> 03:31:18.319
Jarrett merchandise in the magazine in the
Dying Days, slapnuts, hoodies and plush

2869
03:31:18.399 --> 03:31:22.159
guitars. I'm like, who is
buying that? Like, no one's buying

2870
03:31:22.239 --> 03:31:26.120
that. I want to meet one
person. I do one person who ordered

2871
03:31:26.120 --> 03:31:30.200
a piece of Jeff Jarrett merchandise from
the w City catalog one and the slapnut

2872
03:31:30.239 --> 03:31:33.559
shirts did pretty well. So besides, let me say, besides the slapnut

2873
03:31:33.639 --> 03:31:35.399
shirts, okay, and that wasn't
because people have Jarrett. It's because it

2874
03:31:35.479 --> 03:31:37.840
was funny to have a shirts and
slapnuts on it. Of course, yeah,

2875
03:31:37.840 --> 03:31:39.879
all the credit to him, you
pulled it off. But besides that,

2876
03:31:41.120 --> 03:31:45.159
did anybody buy anything. There's a
Jeff Jarrett baseball Jersey who bought it?

2877
03:31:45.360 --> 03:31:50.200
One person one one and you know
what, and two they'll tell you

2878
03:31:50.280 --> 03:31:52.840
what they bought it, and you
know what the receipts, said Hulk Hogan

2879
03:31:52.920 --> 03:31:58.559
baseball Jersey. Hogan says a boat
full of burritos Dusty went through a backstage

2880
03:31:58.600 --> 03:32:05.319
and there are refried beans going through
the system of Dusty right now. I

2881
03:32:05.399 --> 03:32:07.200
mean, but folks, this isn't
We're not making this up. I know

2882
03:32:07.280 --> 03:32:11.000
this sounds like a bit we do, but that's the whole idea of the

2883
03:32:11.040 --> 03:32:15.280
bits. Before you start bitching and
complaining about the bits, it's it's the

2884
03:32:15.360 --> 03:32:18.520
reality. Nine times out of ten, it's the reality. It just takes

2885
03:32:18.600 --> 03:32:22.479
up a little bit of time for
us to stumble upon the evidence. I've

2886
03:32:22.520 --> 03:32:26.360
said, but we know instinctually they're
watching these characters for too many years,

2887
03:32:26.440 --> 03:32:30.760
observing their foibles and idiosyncrasies. This
is where the truth is at. And

2888
03:32:30.840 --> 03:32:33.440
sometimes you can't get at the truth
without a little fiction, right Boss.

2889
03:32:33.360 --> 03:32:43.600
Sometimes fiction is the only way to
get truth across, not nonfiction. Tony

2890
03:32:43.600 --> 03:32:45.680
says, if it hits him hard
enough, he could get rid of those.

2891
03:32:46.840 --> 03:32:50.440
I got that whole thing, because
then they start talking about the different

2892
03:32:50.520 --> 03:32:56.520
ends of the burrito spectrum. Oh
fuck it, he hits you could get

2893
03:32:56.639 --> 03:33:05.719
rid of some of those. I'm
not so stored, and I'm not I'm

2894
03:33:05.760 --> 03:33:09.159
not to s those were the high
rend burrito. You don't have to say

2895
03:33:09.200 --> 03:33:13.879
those, because there's such a thing
as a high rent burrito. Yeah,

2896
03:33:16.479 --> 03:33:18.360
you look for convenience store one in
the microwave, and that would be your

2897
03:33:18.399 --> 03:33:26.159
low rent burrito. So like you
go to seven eleven, those are low

2898
03:33:26.600 --> 03:33:33.479
low rent burrito. I guess you
go to like Lackabanya in l A and

2899
03:33:33.680 --> 03:33:41.200
that's a high rent burrito. I'm
I'm glad he cleared that up because I'm

2900
03:33:41.319 --> 03:33:52.879
very curious as to what rent burrito
Dusty consumed. It is interesting, though,

2901
03:33:52.920 --> 03:33:54.200
he is speaking in the era before
there was such a thing as a

2902
03:33:54.239 --> 03:33:58.920
high end burrito. Right now Chipotle
wants you to think it's like the healthiest

2903
03:33:58.920 --> 03:34:01.120
thing you could eat, and it's
worth thirty dollars. You know, it's

2904
03:34:01.159 --> 03:34:05.000
pretty hilarious. There actually is such
a thing. I'll take you a bowl,

2905
03:34:07.200 --> 03:34:11.479
Tony. Are you forgetting that?
Guawk is green? And if you

2906
03:34:11.680 --> 03:34:13.120
pile it out, if you pile
it on in just the right proportion,

2907
03:34:13.239 --> 03:34:20.040
it makes Mexican food look helpful?
Are you missing that? So Flair comes

2908
03:34:20.079 --> 03:34:26.159
out with a Hawaiian shirt and Scott
Hudson says, field, this Rodney dieerfield

2909
03:34:26.200 --> 03:34:31.040
look oh and oh my goodness,
Yes, what kind of an image of

2910
03:34:31.040 --> 03:34:35.559
a CEO is that? He decries
Hudson with a great question. You know,

2911
03:34:35.639 --> 03:34:39.360
his best question is the night what
why is World Warrior animal here?

2912
03:34:41.680 --> 03:34:46.920
I've been wondering that since what sin? But he has a cool legion of

2913
03:34:46.959 --> 03:34:50.520
doom leather coat on. No he
doesn't, but the image of the of

2914
03:34:50.600 --> 03:34:52.959
the guys stitched into it. But
see that's the that's again that that therein

2915
03:34:54.079 --> 03:34:58.040
lies My problem is that he's still
just hanging on to that gimmick, even

2916
03:34:58.159 --> 03:35:01.840
with the fact that nowhere to be
found. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

2917
03:35:01.840 --> 03:35:05.040
he's just sitting there waiting for Hawk
to come in so they can actually have

2918
03:35:05.079 --> 03:35:07.280
a run. Not okay, Joe, what are you doing? Joe?

2919
03:35:07.360 --> 03:35:11.440
What are you doing on ww TV? But where's it? What are you

2920
03:35:11.520 --> 03:35:15.399
doing here? Hey? You know
I wanted to give him a chance,

2921
03:35:15.879 --> 03:35:18.360
clearly, you know what, my
brother, yea, Joe, he's a

2922
03:35:18.479 --> 03:35:22.280
legend. I want to give me
a chance off what he keeps He keeps

2923
03:35:22.319 --> 03:35:26.559
telling me he's a legend, and
I guess I buy it. Gonna give

2924
03:35:26.600 --> 03:35:31.840
him a job? Yeah, w
CW chance would have been a good pay

2925
03:35:31.840 --> 03:35:37.159
per view name too. Hudson says. The first time Dusty and Rick opposite

2926
03:35:37.159 --> 03:35:39.159
sides and then ring on a pay
per view is right here tonight because those

2927
03:35:39.319 --> 03:35:43.159
you know, starcades were all close
circuit things. They want pay per views,

2928
03:35:43.399 --> 03:35:46.920
true technically, and I guess that
one. I guess not till eighty

2929
03:35:46.239 --> 03:35:50.239
seven. So you can hear the
wheels turning in Shavan. He's head like,

2930
03:35:50.239 --> 03:35:52.000
wait a minute, really, I
know. Yeah, he's like he's

2931
03:35:52.040 --> 03:35:56.639
going back to think like you and
your fucking star kid was before pay per

2932
03:35:56.680 --> 03:35:58.360
view for w steck, you and
your finn are you in your fucking details.

2933
03:36:00.399 --> 03:36:03.600
You know, I don't know,
I think if I'm remembering history right

2934
03:36:03.719 --> 03:36:07.399
post WrestleMania one, star K eighty
five, I'm pretty sure you could get

2935
03:36:07.399 --> 03:36:11.280
that on pay per view. It
wasn't easy, and it required some rigamarole

2936
03:36:11.440 --> 03:36:13.639
from your cable company, but I'm
pretty sure you could buy that. I

2937
03:36:13.680 --> 03:36:18.600
could be wrong, but I'm now, I'm now I'm curious. It's so

2938
03:36:18.799 --> 03:36:24.639
hard to pete, you know,
dissect that because even WrestleMania one was primarily

2939
03:36:24.680 --> 03:36:30.680
a close circuit attraction, right his
pay per view was so nascent and such

2940
03:36:30.760 --> 03:36:33.879
a niche thing that like you just
you had to go to your cable company

2941
03:36:33.959 --> 03:36:37.559
and like get a device. From
what I understand, like a is anyone

2942
03:36:37.600 --> 03:36:41.719
out there in the pay per view
and in the laps fan solar system that

2943
03:36:41.879 --> 03:36:43.639
did this. I'd love to get
the deats because of course, in our

2944
03:36:43.680 --> 03:36:46.680
whole lives, you just put it, you know, you just called and

2945
03:36:46.959 --> 03:36:50.879
it showed up in one of your
channels, or from what I understand before,

2946
03:36:50.959 --> 03:36:54.479
that was kind of made like standard
in I mean, according according to

2947
03:36:54.520 --> 03:37:01.200
Wikipedia, Starkad's eighty three through eighty
six were all close circuit television. That's

2948
03:37:01.239 --> 03:37:07.840
it exclusively. Yes, I do
kind of remember for the memorial tour thinking

2949
03:37:07.879 --> 03:37:11.040
of eighty seven. Eighty seven is
the first pay per view. I do

2950
03:37:11.159 --> 03:37:16.360
believe that because I feel like that
that was because yeah, that's why they

2951
03:37:16.399 --> 03:37:18.639
did Survivor series, because they were
going into pay per view. Yeah,

2952
03:37:18.719 --> 03:37:22.760
that was the first foray, right, right, So they're like, I'm

2953
03:37:22.760 --> 03:37:28.639
gonna pay perview. Their ass so
bizarre you I'm Dusty for president? You

2954
03:37:28.680 --> 03:37:45.200
know what else is bizarre? This? He's the he's the heart on there,

2955
03:37:46.440 --> 03:38:15.399
He's he stands a whole common names. He's a man. Fuck you.

2956
03:38:22.719 --> 03:38:31.280
I thought that he was too proud
to lean into anything Vince did with

2957
03:38:31.399 --> 03:38:35.079
him in a clear mockery of his
whole That that song is basically polka dots

2958
03:38:35.120 --> 03:38:39.239
on it is exactly what that is. I mean, it's and he goes

2959
03:38:39.360 --> 03:38:45.879
back to it. How pathetic is
that it's it's I mean, I don't

2960
03:38:46.000 --> 03:38:52.959
know if there are like even Hogan
had a unique theme. I mean,

2961
03:38:54.040 --> 03:39:03.040
but Dusty's literally doing his w theme
with like a couple of time different somehow.

2962
03:39:03.239 --> 03:39:07.719
Exactly had you heard this before to
watching this? I had not.

2963
03:39:07.200 --> 03:39:09.360
Oh I couldn't. Oh my god, but I wouldn't give to be in

2964
03:39:09.399 --> 03:39:13.959
the room. I mean, when
you realized they were actually doing when when

2965
03:39:13.000 --> 03:39:16.280
he when that, when that first
thing came on, I just I was

2966
03:39:16.360 --> 03:39:22.200
like, I mean, my my, my mouth just opened and I was

2967
03:39:22.239 --> 03:39:28.280
like, you gotta be fucking kidding
me? Like, who who decided this?

2968
03:39:28.520 --> 03:39:35.600
Who said, hey, this is
what he needs? Unacceptable? Have

2969
03:39:35.719 --> 03:39:41.600
they stopped trying much? I mean, seriously, what they're saying right there

2970
03:39:41.760 --> 03:39:45.799
is well, let's just none.
I just let the w have it.

2971
03:39:45.879 --> 03:39:54.559
I guess boss, listen up,
play it again. H m hm.

2972
03:39:58.079 --> 03:40:15.079
He's me an, here's the heartbeat
up America. He's working hard for all

2973
03:40:15.239 --> 03:40:20.159
of us. He stands a whore, a common man. He's trying to

2974
03:40:20.360 --> 03:40:31.680
do the best he can here.
He's a man, the man count it's

2975
03:40:31.719 --> 03:40:39.920
a man, a man, Auntie
my woman. Body's here to stay.

2976
03:40:41.719 --> 03:40:50.200
No honey gets in this way.
Now listen to what he says. He's

2977
03:40:50.239 --> 03:41:01.079
stands as fun and Texas player.
He's a man short touch spread count a

2978
03:41:01.280 --> 03:41:37.760
man. It's a mere come country. It's a mare come country. It's

2979
03:41:37.760 --> 03:42:00.719
all come. It's my recountry.
There's a wellcome the country. I mean,

2980
03:42:01.959 --> 03:42:07.040
he's Texas born, in Texas bred. He didn't have Texas Toast Breakfast.

2981
03:42:09.639 --> 03:42:16.600
Would that be Texas Toast to any
chance? Yes, It's just oh

2982
03:42:16.799 --> 03:42:20.719
my god. This few just to
me was like we we we know there

2983
03:42:20.799 --> 03:42:24.159
is no future here, so let's
throw something in the ring that like would

2984
03:42:24.200 --> 03:42:30.920
work in any generation with no plan
and no hint of like a future direct

2985
03:42:31.040 --> 03:42:33.600
let's just you know. It turned
out to be one of the most engaging

2986
03:42:33.680 --> 03:42:35.799
things on the show, of course, because these two know how to actually

2987
03:42:35.840 --> 03:42:39.200
be pro wrestling right, and they
can and they can bicker back and forth

2988
03:42:39.280 --> 03:42:46.879
and actually make things seem you know, important. Here comes Dustin in his

2989
03:42:46.000 --> 03:42:52.680
red vest looking over the Native enter. He's so like, he's he I

2990
03:42:52.760 --> 03:42:58.600
can't even imagine. I can't even
imagine. What the fuck ah? And

2991
03:42:58.680 --> 03:43:03.920
how a broorious is it? In
the final Nitro backstage footage that the Who

2992
03:43:03.000 --> 03:43:07.440
Killed ws W guys found, we
talked to Evan Hausny about it. It's

2993
03:43:07.479 --> 03:43:09.120
like you got Dustin looking around,
you know anything, you know what?

2994
03:43:09.319 --> 03:43:13.319
He knows it's over, right,
he knows it's over and that he's not

2995
03:43:13.440 --> 03:43:16.719
going to be told at a time, But you know anything, know nothing?

2996
03:43:18.280 --> 03:43:20.040
Who knows know anything? He looks
at the camera, you know,

2997
03:43:20.440 --> 03:43:22.719
you know anything? Do you know
anything, I don't even know where I'm

2998
03:43:22.719 --> 03:43:26.360
going now. And then they show, uh, someone I think is Charles

2999
03:43:26.399 --> 03:43:28.520
Robinson hands dust in the format for
that night, the format sheet which Guy

3000
03:43:28.559 --> 03:43:33.440
Evans is circulated as well, and
it says like Vince McMahon vignette on the

3001
03:43:33.479 --> 03:43:35.280
format and he goes, that's big
time brother, because he knows it's fucking

3002
03:43:35.440 --> 03:43:39.120
over and now it's time to win
Vince back. Yeah, you know,

3003
03:43:39.360 --> 03:43:43.879
ye him a while to him get
Goldust back on that fucking TV. And

3004
03:43:43.040 --> 03:43:46.120
yeah he pulled it off. Yeah. Yeah. As a matter of fact,

3005
03:43:46.120 --> 03:43:48.920
how interesting is that? It was
fucking hilarious too, he was,

3006
03:43:50.040 --> 03:43:52.920
He was amazing. Actually, that
was some of the funniest shiit of that

3007
03:43:54.159 --> 03:43:56.319
of that awful era, really was
you know, yeah, he found a

3008
03:43:56.360 --> 03:44:01.280
second life there. What I was
wrong? I forget about that even was

3009
03:44:01.399 --> 03:44:07.360
like they're talking about like something perverted. Yeah, like O has anyone ever

3010
03:44:07.399 --> 03:44:11.399
done anything? Raises his hand,
uh, and he used to stutter,

3011
03:44:11.159 --> 03:44:18.479
what are you gonna like? Comcuted? So he started stunnering. Remember that

3012
03:44:18.719 --> 03:44:24.559
it's not even a stutter, it's
I don't know it convulsion. Something sounds

3013
03:44:24.639 --> 03:44:30.360
like a kid doing a laser sound. Effect playing with toys. Did you

3014
03:44:30.399 --> 03:44:33.120
know that the gimmick went to gold
dust after they asked Scotty to try to

3015
03:44:33.159 --> 03:44:41.639
do it? Scott standard and he's
like, and it didn't work. You

3016
03:44:41.719 --> 03:44:45.200
know what. I don't know if
people will actually notice because he kind of

3017
03:44:45.239 --> 03:44:48.920
does that anyway, Oh, Scott, we have a couple of other ideas

3018
03:44:48.959 --> 03:44:56.639
for what. Oh you know you
heard, You're gonna You're gonna stutter and

3019
03:44:56.760 --> 03:45:01.239
make a noise of the veins in
his neck. Can't the veins everywhere?

3020
03:45:01.600 --> 03:45:05.079
Papers flying up in the air,
you know what I mean? So he

3021
03:45:05.280 --> 03:45:11.840
is constantly on edge? All right? Is Scott Steiner like he is just

3022
03:45:13.159 --> 03:45:16.120
ready to attack? Well, like
I get why. I mean, they

3023
03:45:16.120 --> 03:45:22.399
probably would have had pretty good matches, but just always prepped to just hurt.

3024
03:45:22.840 --> 03:45:26.799
So on the tron they're showing old
Crockett clips of dusties. He makes

3025
03:45:26.879 --> 03:45:28.719
his way, comes out with a
hat in hand and does a little shimmy

3026
03:45:28.719 --> 03:45:33.840
and then makes the walk lumbering about. Here is the American dream. The

3027
03:45:33.959 --> 03:45:35.959
lyrics are just too much on his
song. Nobody gets in his way.

3028
03:45:37.040 --> 03:45:39.360
Now listen up to what he says, and he stands up for the common

3029
03:45:39.479 --> 03:45:48.399
man. He does doing the best
he can tell me more about this incredibly

3030
03:45:48.440 --> 03:45:52.799
inspiring individual. Well, a stinky
Dusty can right is the best he can

3031
03:45:52.959 --> 03:45:56.600
do. Eat three hundred burritos backstage? That makes him the common man?

3032
03:45:56.719 --> 03:46:01.200
What a piece of shit? Can
you imagine the woman going to the booths

3033
03:46:01.239 --> 03:46:05.920
recording that like, having to like
passionately do it, holding the cans on

3034
03:46:05.959 --> 03:46:11.239
her ears while she lets the chorus
loose. I mean, have some self

3035
03:46:11.319 --> 03:46:16.799
respect. You know who's recording that
thing? How did that come together?

3036
03:46:16.920 --> 03:46:20.319
That sounds like a Jimmy Hart joint
Rick Sciams cut the music you don't get

3037
03:46:20.319 --> 03:46:24.879
it? Oh yeah, I got
that for you. This is fucking funny.

3038
03:46:26.479 --> 03:46:33.319
Uh there, I cut the dam
you don't get it. I'm not

3039
03:46:33.760 --> 03:46:39.719
dressed the Russell and I'm not rustling
chose the one. Gon't beat the hell

3040
03:46:39.840 --> 03:46:50.399
about the A bomb self chose one
so much for Dusty and Rick for the

3041
03:46:50.440 --> 03:46:52.680
first time on Baby Right, Yeah
exactly, like nope, let's just fucking

3042
03:46:52.799 --> 03:46:56.120
not do that. The roads hit
the ring and the l scrammed, and

3043
03:46:56.200 --> 03:46:58.239
Rick says, now I'm gonna go. If they want it, they're gonna

3044
03:46:58.280 --> 03:47:01.440
get it. Hudson says, it's
good a front of Tony says, you're

3045
03:47:01.440 --> 03:47:05.760
just noticing that about Rick Flair.
That's funny. Charles Robinson's an animal to

3046
03:47:05.799 --> 03:47:13.399
the back where Lloyd's of London adjuster
is no doubt awaiting him. Yes,

3047
03:47:13.719 --> 03:47:22.840
mister, mister animal, mister,
mister, mister mister animal, Ginger Viters,

3048
03:47:22.840 --> 03:47:26.239
We've got a he just wants to
kind of clear up on a number

3049
03:47:26.280 --> 03:47:31.799
of things. Your policy states.
The policy states that a false masure,

3050
03:47:33.719 --> 03:47:39.079
false masure false uh sports? If
you will, did you say false or

3051
03:47:39.159 --> 03:47:50.680
false false sporting events? Do not
you know if you were to to compete,

3052
03:47:50.280 --> 03:47:56.360
do you call it competing? I
don't want to offend, but not

3053
03:47:56.479 --> 03:48:00.440
offending? Is it? Is it
actually? Would you consume refer to it

3054
03:48:00.479 --> 03:48:03.079
as real? How is that going
to fan me? If you well,

3055
03:48:03.360 --> 03:48:09.799
I just want to know if it
is really a competition or if everything is

3056
03:48:11.319 --> 03:48:13.920
rigged, even the insurance. A
gester gets hung up on the fact that

3057
03:48:15.000 --> 03:48:22.000
it's not real because I don't know
exactly how to differentiate the activity because you

3058
03:48:22.319 --> 03:48:26.639
you say you were hurt, You
said you were hurt in the ring,

3059
03:48:26.959 --> 03:48:35.360
and and you did label yourself as
an athlete, but I don't are more

3060
03:48:35.399 --> 03:48:39.159
properly classed as an entertainer, wouldn't
you I mean correct if I'm wrong.

3061
03:48:39.200 --> 03:48:43.719
I don't again, don't mean to
offend. But aren't you more of just

3062
03:48:43.840 --> 03:48:52.719
a stuntman rather a circus animal?
I mean, don't you more or less

3063
03:48:52.760 --> 03:48:58.000
represent the monkeys in the in the
zoo? Being more accurate that you are

3064
03:48:58.040 --> 03:49:03.280
a monkey man? Throw throw peanuts
at you, don't they? And I'm

3065
03:49:03.399 --> 03:49:07.600
kind of like this right in the
face. It bounces pathetically and almost silently

3066
03:49:07.680 --> 03:49:15.760
off his face. He doesn't do
about it, mister animal. Yes,

3067
03:49:16.879 --> 03:49:20.760
Lloyd London. By the way,
let me tell you, tell me how

3068
03:49:20.840 --> 03:49:24.959
many times do I have to I'll
tell you what if you allow me to

3069
03:49:26.200 --> 03:49:30.840
throw two hundred peanuts at your face
and you don't move one for every dusty

3070
03:49:30.920 --> 03:49:41.520
burrio, your policy will stay intact
as is. He doesn't throw them hard.

3071
03:49:41.879 --> 03:49:46.680
He does not throw them hard.
It's like he just wants him to

3072
03:49:46.680 --> 03:49:54.600
suffer the indignity. Yeah, exactly, Animore, Joe. Enough. Let

3073
03:49:54.639 --> 03:49:56.600
me tell you here's another thing too. If you would like me to again

3074
03:49:58.239 --> 03:50:05.520
keep your policy intact as is,
I would appreciate if you answer every question

3075
03:50:05.719 --> 03:50:13.719
that I have in the affirmative.
What would be the first question, Lloyd

3076
03:50:16.799 --> 03:50:33.520
lloyd Christmas. Oh are you a
failure? Look? You want to get

3077
03:50:33.520 --> 03:50:35.959
insurance? Or not answer the question? Listen, I said, do you

3078
03:50:37.040 --> 03:50:41.920
answer from the affirmative or I will
I will dismember, I will terminate your

3079
03:50:41.959 --> 03:50:50.959
policy at Lloyd's of London. So
are you a failure? Yes? Of

3080
03:50:52.120 --> 03:51:00.799
a failure, Peter. He waits
like fourteen seconds. He throws the next

3081
03:51:00.840 --> 03:51:07.440
one. He says, okay,
ready, are you a failure? And

3082
03:51:07.600 --> 03:51:22.159
he goes, yes, I'm a
failure. M Are you disappointed in your

3083
03:51:22.239 --> 03:51:33.559
life? Yes, I'm disappointed in
my life. Is this your wife?

3084
03:51:35.360 --> 03:51:46.440
Yes, that's my wife when I
do this to her? He didn't ask,

3085
03:51:46.680 --> 03:51:48.200
he didn't ask. He just pipes
up. I'm his brother, like

3086
03:51:48.280 --> 03:51:50.719
can I help? Can I help
you? You know, like I'm here

3087
03:51:50.799 --> 03:51:56.680
to help. Right, It's so
sad that we lost that Johnny Ace,

3088
03:51:56.479 --> 03:52:00.639
you know we lost it. We
have to always he said, some perverse

3089
03:52:00.760 --> 03:52:03.319
I know. He can't just be
a sickle fan that he really is.

3090
03:52:03.520 --> 03:52:07.840
There's always a there's now a darkness, no matter what you know, anytime

3091
03:52:07.879 --> 03:52:11.520
you think of him, there's a
darkness there. So Rick falls with Charles

3092
03:52:11.600 --> 03:52:16.840
the floor and he's got something to
tell him. He's got something to tell

3093
03:52:16.920 --> 03:52:20.719
Charles Rominson. Then he shoves him. Robinson shoves him back. That's pretty

3094
03:52:20.760 --> 03:52:22.440
funny. A wrestler calls a ref
over here like he's got something to say

3095
03:52:22.479 --> 03:52:24.879
to him, where the RAF steps
to him with like a year out,

3096
03:52:24.920 --> 03:52:28.559
he shoves him. I'm okay with
that. I'm okay with that. That's

3097
03:52:28.559 --> 03:52:31.799
pretty fucking great. And he stays
in his face. And Dusty and Dustin

3098
03:52:33.000 --> 03:52:35.479
and a w W ring in two
thousand and one, clearly boss the viewed

3099
03:52:35.479 --> 03:52:41.680
and never changes. Mmmm. Rick
Flair and Jeff Charett versus Dustin Roads and

3100
03:52:41.760 --> 03:52:46.719
Dusty Roads here greed two thousand and
one, Dusty doing the jig getting funky

3101
03:52:46.840 --> 03:52:54.040
like a monkey, so so Gate. So when did Flair decide he was

3102
03:52:54.040 --> 03:52:58.760
gonna still wrestle the match? Midway
through? Someone pissed him off enough,

3103
03:52:58.760 --> 03:53:07.360
I guess us. I feel like
I feel like, if if Al Pacino

3104
03:53:09.639 --> 03:53:16.319
forever to you know, either wrestle, or or do or or or do

3105
03:53:16.399 --> 03:53:18.200
a movie on wrestling, I think
or you had to get in the ring.

3106
03:53:18.680 --> 03:53:24.000
I think he like this Flair would
be his inspiration. I think you're

3107
03:53:24.079 --> 03:53:28.920
right. I think you would look
at this Rick Flair and just model himself

3108
03:53:28.959 --> 03:53:33.879
after that. Ye, the only
one more caffeinated would be Pacino's brother cap

3109
03:53:39.280 --> 03:53:48.159
Or you watched that? So did
you ever see the movie? That is

3110
03:53:48.200 --> 03:53:54.760
an awful, awful Adam Sandler movie
where he he plays him, he plays

3111
03:53:56.040 --> 03:54:03.000
the lead and the lead's sister.
Uh yeah, trag yeah. Yeah.

3112
03:54:05.840 --> 03:54:11.799
At the end of the movie there's
there's a because I guess the Adam Sandler

3113
03:54:11.000 --> 03:54:18.200
character is a it's like an ad
director or something. At the end of

3114
03:54:18.200 --> 03:54:26.479
the movie there is he's doing an
ad with al Pacino for Dunkin Donuts.

3115
03:54:26.959 --> 03:54:31.200
Oh yeah, I remember that.
He has changed his name to Dunkino.

3116
03:54:35.440 --> 03:54:48.319
You dunk you can call me dunk. Yes, I remember this. Yes,

3117
03:54:48.520 --> 03:54:54.719
he's like a music video most of
the Dunkin Actually actually was I auditioned

3118
03:54:54.760 --> 03:55:01.120
for that that commercial I did brought
a large regular with you for he could

3119
03:55:01.239 --> 03:55:05.799
knows in l A. I wasn't
there yet, and I like, I

3120
03:55:05.000 --> 03:55:09.799
really really, I was like,
this is it if I'm gonna fucking this

3121
03:55:09.959 --> 03:55:13.399
is the way to get to be
in a movie right here, and like

3122
03:55:13.600 --> 03:55:16.120
to do this with al Pacino,
Like knowing it was a al Pacino,

3123
03:55:16.159 --> 03:55:18.680
I was like, that's hilarious,
dairy lay, but then I got the

3124
03:55:18.879 --> 03:55:24.840
I got the the the age old
response. They're going in a different direction

3125
03:55:24.040 --> 03:55:31.040
our breaking Guess who else is going
in a different direction, my middle fingered

3126
03:55:31.520 --> 03:55:39.440
watch it go in the direction of
up. Oh man, it's tough business

3127
03:55:39.479 --> 03:55:43.280
man, tough business, that's right. So yep, A flare steps out

3128
03:55:45.959 --> 03:55:48.559
Dustin and Dusty commanding the ring.
Jeff Yard autumn though with punches, whip

3129
03:55:48.719 --> 03:55:52.520
is reversed, baseball slide underneath,
and then jeff Yard eats a right hand

3130
03:55:52.600 --> 03:55:56.479
and a uh and gets dropped by
Dustin Rhodes. Whipped to the corner,

3131
03:55:56.520 --> 03:55:58.120
and then Jared keeps up but there's
no one underneath, and he turns around

3132
03:55:58.120 --> 03:56:01.040
and eats another downtown on right hand
from Dustin Rhodes. Whip is reversed and

3133
03:56:01.200 --> 03:56:05.360
Dustin h dropped down and hits that
uppercut that he does. Yeah, some

3134
03:56:05.520 --> 03:56:11.479
punches from the corner mount but before
tan he grabs his dick like you do,

3135
03:56:11.120 --> 03:56:13.680
sets Jarrett into the corner, and
as he charges, Jared gets two

3136
03:56:13.959 --> 03:56:16.920
boots up at Dustin Rhodes, baseball
slides underneath, takes out the legs and

3137
03:56:16.959 --> 03:56:20.360
pulls Jarrett's nuts into the post.
There you go, and Tony says for

3138
03:56:20.440 --> 03:56:24.879
no reason, the Yellow Rows of
Texas. Did he say that? He

3139
03:56:24.920 --> 03:56:28.639
said, he said that. I
don't know why he said it. Wow,

3140
03:56:28.559 --> 03:56:31.879
Dustin Road is up top now rains
down a fist, but Jeff Berk

3141
03:56:31.920 --> 03:56:35.280
gets the boot up and Dustin eats
it. Dusty eats something else. However,

3142
03:56:35.719 --> 03:56:41.399
I did see him pull out another
burrito from his pocket flare tagged in,

3143
03:56:41.559 --> 03:56:45.120
dressed like he's going to the comedy
show on the cruise boat. Seriously,

3144
03:56:45.879 --> 03:56:50.319
he seriously is like it is like
he looks like a fucking moron.

3145
03:56:50.520 --> 03:56:54.920
He does, Like I mean,
was that was that on purpose? For

3146
03:56:54.040 --> 03:56:56.040
this? Yeah? Well he was. You know, he's out of shape.

3147
03:56:56.079 --> 03:56:58.719
He he would show up trying to
you know, expecting to play the

3148
03:56:58.760 --> 03:57:01.280
commit and then they want him to
work and he didn't have his gear and

3149
03:57:01.360 --> 03:57:03.959
he had tits and everything. I
mean, I knew. I know in

3150
03:57:05.000 --> 03:57:07.159
the final nightro he's a T shirt
on it, right, but I knew

3151
03:57:07.159 --> 03:57:09.840
that. But like, why is
he wearing this kind of an outfit?

3152
03:57:09.879 --> 03:57:11.959
Like why is he wearing a suit
or something? Yeah, it's a good

3153
03:57:11.040 --> 03:57:13.360
question. I don't know. He's
in his leisure era, He's in his

3154
03:57:13.440 --> 03:57:18.639
fucking Tommy mohamma era. He's like, I mean, he's got caffeine,

3155
03:57:18.879 --> 03:57:22.639
cocaine, oh so much shit fucking
running through his body, and he's always

3156
03:57:22.639 --> 03:57:28.799
making those eyes. What what He's
always that's his only what what that's the

3157
03:57:28.879 --> 03:57:37.760
only gear he had in the last
few months of ws W. Yeah,

3158
03:57:37.840 --> 03:57:41.079
he knows he's just gonna mail it
in. I mean, he's twenty times

3159
03:57:41.159 --> 03:57:46.559
better mailing it in. Then most
guy's trying, so you know. So

3160
03:57:46.600 --> 03:57:52.440
there comes from chopping, uh,
and then and then some right hands laying

3161
03:57:52.440 --> 03:57:54.319
in a dust and pokes his eye
huge right lands in the corner for Flair

3162
03:57:54.600 --> 03:57:58.200
and then a little dance and then
that brings Dusty in for a second,

3163
03:57:58.239 --> 03:58:01.559
but Charles Robinson stands in the way
of Dusty intervening quite yet Flair drops uh

3164
03:58:03.079 --> 03:58:05.639
dustin road with a knife ittch chop, and then whips him in, but

3165
03:58:05.719 --> 03:58:09.280
Dustin holds on, and then Flair
with his fist cocked Dustin Rhodes flips him

3166
03:58:09.280 --> 03:58:15.879
off and tags the dream who comes
in like he's feeling like something's coming out

3167
03:58:15.879 --> 03:58:20.799
of his asshole. Frankly puts his
finger up like hold on with a big

3168
03:58:20.959 --> 03:58:24.520
smile until the gas is gone.
Tony says no, no, no,

3169
03:58:24.040 --> 03:58:28.280
Tony basically says Dusty farted that that's
the intimation. Wait wait wait, I

3170
03:58:28.319 --> 03:58:31.479
got a little more in their Daddy's
gonna come out right when I needed to.

3171
03:58:31.680 --> 03:58:35.239
Baby, Mmmm say it to a
little coofy and extraneous and stupid.

3172
03:58:35.280 --> 03:58:39.840
This is the red hot for this
in Jacksonville. Sure, they're hot forehead

3173
03:58:39.879 --> 03:58:43.440
Okay, no, no, listen, I get it, like this is

3174
03:58:43.879 --> 03:58:50.239
you gotta look at I mean,
yeah, it makes sense like they're they're

3175
03:58:50.360 --> 03:58:52.399
you know, this is it.
I mean you can't you can't go wrong

3176
03:58:52.479 --> 03:58:56.799
with them in a weird way.
Yeah, you know, absolutely So.

3177
03:58:56.879 --> 03:59:00.479
Flair hits the ropes, they lock
up Dusty with the head, push off

3178
03:59:00.600 --> 03:59:03.399
Dusty, tackle, Down goes Flair. They're looking pretty good. Even Dusty's

3179
03:59:03.399 --> 03:59:07.079
moving around way better than expected in
twenty oh one. Yeah he is,

3180
03:59:07.200 --> 03:59:09.760
you know, I mean when when
when were the later matches that we saw

3181
03:59:09.840 --> 03:59:16.680
him in uh in with with the
funk? Oh good question three? Yeah,

3182
03:59:16.799 --> 03:59:18.760
So, I mean it's it's significant
that he's working as well as he

3183
03:59:18.879 --> 03:59:24.120
is here. Yep, yep,
down goes Flair. Flair to his knees,

3184
03:59:24.159 --> 03:59:26.600
all wide eyed. Dusty turns his
hinding to him and shakes it a

3185
03:59:26.639 --> 03:59:31.440
bit. Tony says, get out
of the firing line there. Rick Hudson

3186
03:59:31.479 --> 03:59:35.399
says, right in the crosshairs,
if you will, right in the ass

3187
03:59:35.440 --> 03:59:41.879
hair is actually, oh my god, imagine think about it, think about

3188
03:59:41.920 --> 03:59:46.399
the ass hairs on. Dusty Rhoads. Oh, no, like like they

3189
03:59:46.559 --> 03:59:52.319
just they have collected so much,
right, collected so much. It's an

3190
03:59:52.399 --> 03:59:56.959
uneven surface, folks. Oh yes, it's a rocky surface. It's a

3191
03:59:56.000 --> 04:00:01.879
problem. It's a problem, and
says they've headlined every great venue for this

3192
04:00:01.000 --> 04:00:07.600
company. So not on pay per
view though apparently. Dusty blocks the right

3193
04:00:07.680 --> 04:00:11.479
hands, whitches it up, chops
Flair a bit, shakes his hips and

3194
04:00:11.680 --> 04:00:20.799
does an elbow drop onto Flair,
and JJ bounces road here slouches away from

3195
04:00:20.840 --> 04:00:24.000
the action. Dusty loads him up
then with some jabs a flip flop and

3196
04:00:24.079 --> 04:00:28.399
fly and an awesome elbow down goes
red Flare, Yeah, tacked at Dustin,

3197
04:00:28.399 --> 04:00:33.399
whips reverse JJ, Jeff Jarrett that
has hits his kidneys from the apron

3198
04:00:33.440 --> 04:00:35.360
and that drops Dustin and then Jarrett
gets in flare at some chops whipping a

3199
04:00:35.799 --> 04:00:39.200
drop down. Dustin hooks him with
a soup lex but Jarrett charges into an

3200
04:00:39.200 --> 04:00:43.760
inverted atomic drop Dustin puts him in
the corner for the shattered dreams. The

3201
04:00:43.840 --> 04:00:46.559
dustbuster he called it in WCW.
You called it what now the dust buster?

3202
04:00:46.760 --> 04:00:52.280
The dust buster? Wow. So
Charles Robinson's grabbing Dusty to stop him

3203
04:00:52.319 --> 04:00:56.559
from intervening as the illegal man.
Flair then hits a low blow on Dustin

3204
04:00:56.559 --> 04:01:00.959
and the Jeff Jarrett drops an elbow
on the dick of the natural. Not

3205
04:01:01.200 --> 04:01:07.200
true, so they call him the
nut true nat true. Jeff Jarrett put

3206
04:01:07.239 --> 04:01:11.799
in the boots to him, does
the crotch grab because that's cool. What

3207
04:01:11.000 --> 04:01:16.520
you gotta do? Yep, Dusty
Champ breaks out Flair stomping Dustin and loafers.

3208
04:01:16.600 --> 04:01:20.959
By the way, let the record
show. Yeah, he's not even

3209
04:01:20.120 --> 04:01:26.079
I mean, he's not even trying
in regards to is you know. As

3210
04:01:26.120 --> 04:01:30.559
a tire, Jarrett comes in,
whip Dustin, ducks it, grabs a

3211
04:01:30.559 --> 04:01:33.440
sleeper. Dustin pushes off snatches of
sleepers of his own. Jarrett breaks it

3212
04:01:33.479 --> 04:01:37.079
with a shin breaker and drapes the
leg in the bottom rope and sits down

3213
04:01:37.120 --> 04:01:39.280
on it. Jared going to work
on the leg set up the figure four

3214
04:01:39.719 --> 04:01:43.639
tag to Rick Flair who walks in, gets an inside, gets inside cradled

3215
04:01:43.680 --> 04:01:48.680
for two whipping a hip toss.
It's blocked dustin roads with a backslide to

3216
04:01:48.719 --> 04:01:50.399
Flair and of course you know Flares
on pay per view, he will backslide

3217
04:01:50.479 --> 04:01:54.000
for two. Absolutely, I mean, honestly, I'm surprised he didn't cut

3218
04:01:54.079 --> 04:01:58.559
himself one two Flair socks by the
way, in full view as the trousers

3219
04:01:58.600 --> 04:02:01.200
are hiked up in the backslide,
I'm actually surprised he's wearing He's wearing uh

3220
04:02:01.680 --> 04:02:05.840
socks too. I would imagine he
doesn't wear socks and with an ankle show

3221
04:02:05.879 --> 04:02:07.959
off guy these days. Yeah,
yeah, with like those slippers that look

3222
04:02:09.079 --> 04:02:13.440
like almost loafers, you know what
I mean? Those ye a T shirt

3223
04:02:13.520 --> 04:02:18.239
under a blazer, sixteen gold chains, so pathetic and like a Rolex hanging

3224
04:02:18.319 --> 04:02:22.840
loose, and he does like the
gun sign with his index and middle finger

3225
04:02:22.879 --> 04:02:26.200
and his thumb. Come on,
Rick, what come on, dude,

3226
04:02:28.200 --> 04:02:39.440
it's fine, No, it's not
got one more matching him. Claire.

3227
04:02:39.959 --> 04:02:43.840
Yeah, always always remember his last
match, he said he had a heart

3228
04:02:43.840 --> 04:02:46.239
attack and then night you know that
he was like I've heard that, yeah,

3229
04:02:46.280 --> 04:02:50.840
but he actually that he was laying
they're dead. It's fine. I

3230
04:02:50.879 --> 04:02:52.719
mean, I don't know anyone's a
problem. I mean, listen, listen

3231
04:02:52.920 --> 04:02:58.520
that that's right. There is it
if you ask me, Yep, that's

3232
04:02:58.639 --> 04:03:01.280
it. He wants another so we
can die in the ring on TV.

3233
04:03:01.479 --> 04:03:07.000
He honestly would prefer that to dying
in you know, animinity. Yep.

3234
04:03:09.440 --> 04:03:11.479
I mean, I just I can't
with him, like I I it's so

3235
04:03:11.799 --> 04:03:18.239
sad that he I mean, this
is common throughout all of wrestling really,

3236
04:03:18.239 --> 04:03:26.479
or at least of a certain generation
of wrestlers, that they're they're just there's

3237
04:03:26.760 --> 04:03:33.360
they have no they're not satisfied with
anything else right in their life. Their

3238
04:03:33.399 --> 04:03:37.639
their life is Yep, it just
it hurts. It hurts to see guys

3239
04:03:37.719 --> 04:03:45.760
like that, you know, like
these these great these great wrestlers, these

3240
04:03:45.840 --> 04:03:52.799
guys who were you know, heroes
to so many that when you know,

3241
04:03:52.920 --> 04:03:56.280
basically push comes to shove, they
just they that they're in a like a

3242
04:03:56.360 --> 04:03:58.840
bar with sixteen people in it,
trying to get people to react to them

3243
04:04:00.079 --> 04:04:07.159
rather that than anything else. Ric
Flair, Rick Flair. If Rick Flair

3244
04:04:07.159 --> 04:04:11.120
doesn't right off into the sunset the
greatest ever, what chance of these jabrons

3245
04:04:11.159 --> 04:04:15.520
have? I mean do we like, I can't, I mean, can

3246
04:04:15.559 --> 04:04:18.079
you imagine like if we're let's say, let's say let's say he does he

3247
04:04:18.159 --> 04:04:22.319
does get in the ring one more
time. Oh boss, come on,

3248
04:04:22.600 --> 04:04:24.559
like and and and this happens,
and like you know, obviously we're gonna

3249
04:04:24.600 --> 04:04:28.159
have to watch it. Oh yeah, you know, but like you know,

3250
04:04:28.360 --> 04:04:31.799
the the idea there is that is
this gonna is he gonna die in

3251
04:04:31.879 --> 04:04:35.280
the ring? Remember in that match
he was gonna get superplexed and he called

3252
04:04:35.319 --> 04:04:39.719
it off. You imagine that would
have killed him. I'm surprised he called

3253
04:04:39.760 --> 04:04:46.520
it off. I am too.
It's just like with the purple sleeveless shirt.

3254
04:04:48.159 --> 04:05:00.600
Oh like, his chops were just
miserable, could barely punch. This

3255
04:05:00.799 --> 04:05:03.879
is what we deserve because this is
what we well, we've been saying for

3256
04:05:03.959 --> 04:05:09.440
a long time, because this is
what we do to our heroes. We

3257
04:05:09.600 --> 04:05:13.760
do this yeah to them. We
basically tell them this is how to prove

3258
04:05:15.120 --> 04:05:20.879
worthy. We tell them that you're
not anything unless you're killing yourself for me,

3259
04:05:20.200 --> 04:05:24.399
that's right. And of course the
chief irony is that it's fake.

3260
04:05:24.520 --> 04:05:30.639
But right the unlike other sports,
the fans demand you basically keep going to

3261
04:05:30.879 --> 04:05:37.760
die. Do all these fake stunts, do more of them with the hopes

3262
04:05:37.799 --> 04:05:46.120
of maybe dying. Please and thank
you, let's buy Rick Flair's last match,

3263
04:05:46.239 --> 04:05:56.399
because he might die, die,
he might cease to exist in the

3264
04:05:56.479 --> 04:06:11.040
ring on television. Nothing wrong with
that. Actually, it's totally normal.

3265
04:06:11.200 --> 04:06:13.360
I'm glad you came around to my
way of seeing it. Thank you.

3266
04:06:13.280 --> 04:06:16.559
Anyway, that all came from the
fact that we caught a glimpse of Rick

3267
04:06:16.680 --> 04:06:22.760
socks. I hope you realized that. Jeff comes in and break up the

3268
04:06:22.799 --> 04:06:28.120
cover. Rick Flair with grabs an
anklettack. Jeff Jarrett cuts off a rallying

3269
04:06:28.200 --> 04:06:31.520
Dustin Rhodes Jr. Jeff Jarrett steps
over, hooks out in the figure four

3270
04:06:31.680 --> 04:06:37.040
and what's that'd be funny? Dust
lays flat for a second one two,

3271
04:06:37.040 --> 04:06:39.479
but gets his shoulders off the canvas. In the figure four, Dusty making

3272
04:06:39.520 --> 04:06:41.879
the perturbed face. He's unsettled on
the apron, but he can't get in.

3273
04:06:43.079 --> 04:06:45.840
Dusty getting the crowd rallied behind Dustin
and the Dustin turns over the figure

3274
04:06:45.879 --> 04:06:48.840
four, Jeff Jarret grabs the ropes
they break. Jeff jarted back to it.

3275
04:06:48.959 --> 04:06:52.079
Dustin kicks off Jeff Jarrett into the
corner, and Dustin gets up and

3276
04:06:52.559 --> 04:06:56.680
hits it back, supplex limping.
However, oh yes, Hudson says he's

3277
04:06:56.680 --> 04:07:00.680
full of he's full of burritos,
and he wants somebody to up that being

3278
04:07:00.760 --> 04:07:07.239
Dusty roads. Oh my god.
So it's so vile, so vile,

3279
04:07:07.959 --> 04:07:11.520
all this burrito talk and hyproloric foods. No one, Dusty didn't like Dustin.

3280
04:07:11.559 --> 04:07:16.319
He's the fruit of his loins.
He doesn't like fruit. He'd rather

3281
04:07:16.559 --> 04:07:20.959
be the fried chicken of his loins. Dustin rolls and tags Dusty right there.

3282
04:07:22.000 --> 04:07:24.440
That's the thing too. Dusty would
rather dustn't be rolls the rolls of

3283
04:07:24.520 --> 04:07:30.479
his loins. Correct. I mean, any thoughts about Dusty's Thanksgiving dinners?

3284
04:07:30.520 --> 04:07:35.360
I mean, oh my god,
you talk about courses like like I I

3285
04:07:35.959 --> 04:07:39.520
mean, yeah, I imagine that
there are that there are just there's there

3286
04:07:39.600 --> 04:07:46.559
are thousands of courses and hundreds of
thousands of calories exactly. I mean that

3287
04:07:46.719 --> 04:07:52.479
that's just it, like you know, when when when you're eating and I

3288
04:07:52.520 --> 04:07:56.760
guess, keep in mind that Dusty's
wearing no pants, I mean no underwear

3289
04:07:58.239 --> 04:08:03.479
Thanksgiving, you know, so it's
yes, so gross, but it just

3290
04:08:05.360 --> 04:08:13.440
I mean you think about like how
much butter is in the stuffing? You

3291
04:08:13.520 --> 04:08:16.559
know, like how much butter is
here? Do you think about that?

3292
04:08:18.319 --> 04:08:20.040
Because you got to imagine like he
goes to the grocery store, right,

3293
04:08:20.280 --> 04:08:26.840
you know, and he just he
fucking like half of the Thanksgiving dinner.

3294
04:08:26.840 --> 04:08:33.280
He's gonna do like one run of
just butter, you know, butter and

3295
04:08:33.360 --> 04:08:43.600
oil. I want to hear beat
what you said. Okay, you think

3296
04:08:43.680 --> 04:08:56.319
about how much butter is in the
stuffing. He just sits at the head

3297
04:08:56.360 --> 04:08:58.920
of that table. I mean we're
talking from like oh yeah, twelve thir

3298
04:09:00.079 --> 04:09:03.600
in the afternoon until like seven thirty. Ye taking a course of course.

3299
04:09:03.760 --> 04:09:05.799
He actually, you know, it
got to the point where, you know,

3300
04:09:07.120 --> 04:09:09.680
the family was like, you know, we want to have some food

3301
04:09:09.719 --> 04:09:13.639
too, So he had to get
his own turkey, you know, all

3302
04:09:13.719 --> 04:09:18.040
my roads. Bring the bird out. Yep, my god, such a

3303
04:09:18.159 --> 04:09:20.799
riot, like mama with my with
my bird, with my own bird.

3304
04:09:22.040 --> 04:09:26.799
Let's go, let's go. I'm
fitting here. Wait for the way my

3305
04:09:26.879 --> 04:09:30.360
goddamn been given to it in front
of my faith. Stop figuring it out.

3306
04:09:30.399 --> 04:09:35.879
My got it? Frid onion straws, Yes, yes, absolutely definitely

3307
04:09:35.920 --> 04:09:39.879
fried onions absolutely like re fried onion
straws. Yeah. He takes him out

3308
04:09:39.879 --> 04:09:46.159
of the French's packet and throws yep, oh my god, creamed everything.

3309
04:09:46.319 --> 04:09:50.879
Oh yes, oh god, mac
and cheese as well. Yeah, you

3310
04:09:50.959 --> 04:09:54.319
know, every kind of potato you
can imagine, brisk it, yeah,

3311
04:09:54.760 --> 04:10:03.440
sweet potato pie. Oh god,
they have like four cobblers. They've got

3312
04:10:03.920 --> 04:10:11.680
five different pis. You know,
just I mean the the caloric intake is

3313
04:10:11.000 --> 04:10:16.639
criminal. Hes a online one one
by the time it's over. Yeah.

3314
04:10:16.760 --> 04:10:20.959
In fact, they should just have
you just haven't wait there to chokes.

3315
04:10:22.280 --> 04:10:31.120
Great Simpsons episode where where uh Millhouse
and his family are living are staying with

3316
04:10:31.200 --> 04:10:37.079
his grandmother. It's the one uh
Bart sells his soul is and and and

3317
04:10:37.319 --> 04:10:41.360
and Bart's like trying to get to
Millhouse and and and they're worried about like

3318
04:10:41.399 --> 04:10:46.000
an intruder and and uh the grandmother
goes, now you dial nine to one.

3319
04:10:46.719 --> 04:10:52.200
And when I say, go dial
one again, that's that's kind of

3320
04:10:52.239 --> 04:10:56.879
it. They've got like they've got
one phone in the roadshouse. That is

3321
04:10:56.959 --> 04:11:00.399
good. They just they haven't prepared. It's the emergency phone, and they

3322
04:11:00.440 --> 04:11:03.040
always have it. Nine to one. There's nine one is like locked in

3323
04:11:03.239 --> 04:11:07.719
so that you know, if anything
happens, there's fucking push one. Okay,

3324
04:11:07.879 --> 04:11:11.799
this is the spoonful that does him
in, right in case you know

3325
04:11:13.399 --> 04:11:18.680
this is this is the Thanksgiving dinner
that ends it all. The desserts are

3326
04:11:18.879 --> 04:11:24.399
plentiful, oh god, plentiful,
even bigger than the dinner. Yes,

3327
04:11:24.719 --> 04:11:28.280
yes, And then he has a
he has a cup of coffee at the

3328
04:11:28.280 --> 04:11:31.440
dinner table and pretends like he's done, and then he gets a hankering again,

3329
04:11:31.600 --> 04:11:35.399
like ten minutes, and he gets
pissed when anyone leaves the table.

3330
04:11:35.840 --> 04:11:39.920
Where you go, well, you
get up half down. Football is on

3331
04:11:41.040 --> 04:11:43.159
pop. But I don't give a
damn. We're eating dinner, a Thanksgiving

3332
04:11:43.200 --> 04:11:48.040
dinner, but fucking family. And
look who put this on the table.

3333
04:11:48.239 --> 04:11:54.399
The idea that he eats a lot, not us, did himself. Don't

3334
04:11:54.440 --> 04:12:00.879
come at us like fucking two hundred
burritos. Fuck your leave me alone.

3335
04:12:01.200 --> 04:12:03.600
They made fun of him eating a
lot before we did, way before we

3336
04:12:03.719 --> 04:12:07.959
did. In fact, probably it's
probably somewhere deep in our of course,

3337
04:12:07.239 --> 04:12:13.120
our memories that they did this,
and that's why we went there, all

3338
04:12:13.200 --> 04:12:16.399
right. So Dustin rolls and tags
Dusty and Flair gets it as well.

3339
04:12:16.479 --> 04:12:18.559
Dusty starts cooking on Flair, I
mean and Jarrett. He's throwing elbows at

3340
04:12:18.559 --> 04:12:20.920
both. It's tremendous. Well do
you think you're cooking that? What's going

3341
04:12:20.959 --> 04:12:26.639
on? That's what's going smell it
mm all the way on the boom.

3342
04:12:26.600 --> 04:12:30.360
They're bumping. Dusty loads both of
them up at the same time. That's

3343
04:12:30.440 --> 04:12:33.200
cool. He's throwing jabs with both
hands. Got two opponents in front of

3344
04:12:33.239 --> 04:12:37.639
them, just like their heads going
back like pets Dispenser's, you know,

3345
04:12:37.040 --> 04:12:41.760
totally, it's great. Double elbow. They fall to the canvas. Dusty

3346
04:12:41.799 --> 04:12:45.559
whips flare back elbow. Rick shreams
no, and he lands an elbow to

3347
04:12:45.639 --> 04:12:48.719
the heart. Doesn't American Dream for
two is Jeff Jarrett comes in swinging to

3348
04:12:48.799 --> 04:12:50.000
break it up. At the last
second. Dustin on the apron watching his

3349
04:12:50.120 --> 04:12:54.920
dad get double teamed, double whiped, Dusty Ducks tags Dustin, Dusty cabarely

3350
04:12:54.920 --> 04:12:58.200
can hit the ropes. Dustin comes
in with the double clothes line and both

3351
04:12:58.200 --> 04:13:01.280
Flair and Jarrett Pier four brawl breaks
out. Jared hits Dustin and the nuts

3352
04:13:01.360 --> 04:13:05.879
right in front of the barrite,
actually Dusty right in front the burrito shot

3353
04:13:05.159 --> 04:13:11.799
Tony calls it the burrito shot.
Gotta be careful, Gonna be careful,

3354
04:13:11.280 --> 04:13:16.040
Flair Snapmar's Dustin puts on the double
figure four. Both him and Jared apply

3355
04:13:16.159 --> 04:13:18.799
the figure four simultaneously on Dusty and
Dustin, but they both get kicked off

3356
04:13:18.959 --> 04:13:22.319
or they can lock it out.
They collide head first in the middle,

3357
04:13:22.479 --> 04:13:24.319
head to head in the middle of
the ring. Jarrett spills to the floor

3358
04:13:24.920 --> 04:13:28.159
and Dustin Roads with the worst inside
createle ever on Flair. No, it's

3359
04:13:28.239 --> 04:13:33.239
so bad, legs are way loose. One two and three, nine minutes,

3360
04:13:33.280 --> 04:13:35.440
fifty eight seconds, Dusty and Dustin
Roads defeat Rick Flair and Jeff Jarrett

3361
04:13:35.479 --> 04:13:41.239
at greed a. You know what
that means. Rick Flair has to puck

3362
04:13:41.280 --> 04:13:45.440
her up and plant one on Dusty's
posterior. Yep, well, you know

3363
04:13:45.559 --> 04:13:48.760
he doesn't want to do that.
But here this is uh, here's Dusty

3364
04:13:48.879 --> 04:13:56.559
saying that on the mic. Okay, knocking them up. Stop come in

3365
04:13:56.719 --> 04:14:05.479
here and kiss my big wires.
They play a song. They play Dustin

3366
04:14:05.600 --> 04:14:09.319
song. Hudson says, Rick has
to move that bananas out of the way

3367
04:14:09.319 --> 04:14:13.959
and plant one on Dusty's hide side. Flair looking like nineteen seventy three Flair

3368
04:14:13.040 --> 04:14:18.760
with the short hair, looking like
the guy Vern broke in Yep. Jeff

3369
04:14:18.799 --> 04:14:22.600
Garrett tries to blindside Dustin Roads gets
sucked up for it. Flair on the

3370
04:14:22.600 --> 04:14:24.840
floor screaming no, having none of
it. He's not gonna do this.

3371
04:14:24.159 --> 04:14:26.239
Yeah, No, one's forcing him
to do it. Why would he do

3372
04:14:26.280 --> 04:14:31.799
it? He's the CEO. No, no, okay. Finally we see

3373
04:14:31.840 --> 04:14:35.559
the red underwear of a Dusty in
view. He's got underwear on on this

3374
04:14:35.680 --> 04:14:39.399
thing. The jeans are around his
knees. Hutton says Flair was selling the

3375
04:14:39.479 --> 04:14:43.520
underwear. Tony says, wouldn't you? And Hudson goes, I'm doing it

3376
04:14:43.600 --> 04:14:50.639
now. Where where's he selling it? Yeah? Walmart, Tony says,

3377
04:14:50.879 --> 04:14:54.959
some of the brito has escaped already. Oh, that means it's come out

3378
04:14:54.000 --> 04:14:56.920
of his asshole. Right. That
means that means that means in the form

3379
04:14:56.959 --> 04:15:03.799
of shit. Right, that means
there is is soft yep, go ahead,

3380
04:15:05.799 --> 04:15:18.399
he's lapsed fan wrestling podcast with Jack
and and j Piso. He's a

3381
04:15:18.559 --> 04:15:26.360
lapsed fan wrestling podcast. That means
there is soft stool correct in his in

3382
04:15:26.479 --> 04:15:33.000
his pants right now, in his
underwear, all right, And he's basically

3383
04:15:33.600 --> 04:15:37.840
because you know, He's fine with
it. He's fine. He can't seem

3384
04:15:37.920 --> 04:15:41.280
at all to perturb you know,
he's fine with it. There is there

3385
04:15:41.360 --> 04:15:46.120
is, there is soft stool like
you know, that has now implanted itself

3386
04:15:46.600 --> 04:15:52.719
in his underwear and therefore also onto
his his pants. And it's fine.

3387
04:15:54.239 --> 04:15:58.399
The saddle bags, the saddle bags, okay, the saddle bags are being

3388
04:15:58.600 --> 04:16:10.040
rubbed in soft tool greed. Is
he eating bird seed? Hudson says,

3389
04:16:11.440 --> 04:16:15.879
does he gets a little uh acid
Jarret's face for a second and takes awe

3390
04:16:15.959 --> 04:16:18.200
and then he takes off. He's
the heartbeat of America. We're told,

3391
04:16:19.280 --> 04:16:23.840
Oh God, what that fucking The
song says, he's the heartbeat of America

3392
04:16:25.000 --> 04:16:29.280
while he's standing there with his pants
down around his ankles. That's rather poetic.

3393
04:16:29.479 --> 04:16:33.879
Happy July fourth. I mean,
here's the guy who fucking who compared

3394
04:16:33.920 --> 04:16:41.000
himself to fucking John Wayne. Yep, all right, and he is standing

3395
04:16:41.040 --> 04:16:44.520
in the middle of the ring at
his age in two thousand and one and

3396
04:16:44.600 --> 04:16:48.040
a company that's about to die of
death and his underwear, ye making jokes

3397
04:16:48.040 --> 04:16:55.959
about eating two hundred burritos and then
shipping them out right. Saint John Wayne

3398
04:16:55.959 --> 04:16:59.879
would have never done that. The
Price was right. I suppose that's true

3399
04:17:00.079 --> 04:17:06.399
Price right. For sure. He
stands up for the common man. He's

3400
04:17:06.479 --> 04:17:10.760
trying to do the best he can. I highly doubt it somehow. Yeah,

3401
04:17:10.840 --> 04:17:15.600
I don't think. I don't think. I think he's trying to take

3402
04:17:15.680 --> 04:17:19.959
the best he can. He's trying
to take the best ship he can.

3403
04:17:23.319 --> 04:17:29.920
Dusty's definitely somebody who remembers his best
ships. Yes, you know what,

3404
04:17:30.120 --> 04:17:37.200
here's the thing too, and see
he also he also is one who you

3405
04:17:37.280 --> 04:17:42.879
know they said, right, didn't
someone say that that his farts were atrocious?

3406
04:17:44.799 --> 04:17:47.399
So that's the thing, and he
does, he likes to push them

3407
04:17:47.440 --> 04:17:55.319
out. But sometimes it's not a
fart. Sometimes there's always something coming with

3408
04:17:55.440 --> 04:17:56.680
it, something comes with it,
and all of a suddenly again it's like

3409
04:17:56.799 --> 04:18:00.200
he's just, oh, ship bad, I got it. I linked Alan

3410
04:18:00.280 --> 04:18:03.399
with that one, baby, I
linked a little. And the thing is

3411
04:18:03.479 --> 04:18:07.239
he knows that, you know,
every twenty times he farts, ship could

3412
04:18:07.239 --> 04:18:10.840
come out. But does that stop
him? No, because any he just

3413
04:18:11.120 --> 04:18:14.760
and the thing is just it's right
back down, yep, right, So

3414
04:18:14.840 --> 04:18:18.440
it's right back down his own fucking
ship. And did he wash the jeans

3415
04:18:18.440 --> 04:18:22.360
before wearing him again? No doubt
it. They're on the road, went

3416
04:18:22.440 --> 04:18:23.719
on that I can't do a londer
Dad, I got one pad, Jean.

3417
04:18:23.760 --> 04:18:30.719
That fIF my half the fuck you
thing I gotta do. I'm trying

3418
04:18:30.760 --> 04:18:37.159
to do the thing baby, that's
clear begging off and takes off with Jeff

3419
04:18:37.200 --> 04:18:41.040
Jarrett. Dusty turns his ass to
the eye away and shakes his heinie.

3420
04:18:41.360 --> 04:18:45.920
He's Texas born in Texas, bread
Flaire hilariously Dove, we say on the

3421
04:18:45.959 --> 04:18:49.319
replay, into the cradle to get
plent. Do you know he's He's like,

3422
04:18:49.479 --> 04:18:55.719
please head first into the swimming pool. End it so he doesn't kiss

3423
04:18:55.760 --> 04:18:57.719
his ass here. But what happens, of course, is the next night

3424
04:18:57.799 --> 04:19:03.719
on Nitro, Dusty brings out an
actual donkey, a white donkey, positions

3425
04:19:03.719 --> 04:19:06.639
it near the rampway. They get
a hold of Flair, they pull him

3426
04:19:06.719 --> 04:19:11.959
up the aisle and yes, Dusty
makes Flair kiss his white ass. That

3427
04:19:11.120 --> 04:19:22.280
is to say, the donkey and
Jarrett pucker's up to it's greed and event

3428
04:19:22.360 --> 04:19:25.799
time we get a package big popa
pump takes pride and striking fear, destroying

3429
04:19:25.840 --> 04:19:30.520
opponents and remaining champ, we're told
because we need more after that, and

3430
04:19:30.600 --> 04:19:36.040
here's page Hey, stein Er,
I'm still standing that is the problem.

3431
04:19:36.879 --> 04:19:40.639
M said, dp's gonna take the
same path Booker took, and Kevin Ash

3432
04:19:40.680 --> 04:19:42.360
and Goldberg fall to the hands of
Scott Steiner. DDP says he may be

3433
04:19:42.440 --> 04:19:45.159
a genetic freak, but he's showing
not a mental giant, which I was

3434
04:19:45.200 --> 04:19:52.440
getting kick out of that one.
God. Yeah, he's he's gonna go

3435
04:19:52.479 --> 04:19:55.079
after me. All he does is
run from me. He's got nothing on

3436
04:19:55.239 --> 04:19:59.559
me. Steiner shown as saying DDP
simply says, you think I'm running from

3437
04:19:59.559 --> 04:20:03.600
you. I don't think so.
DDP back then wearing a T shirt that

3438
04:20:03.680 --> 04:20:07.000
says whatever, which might as well
have been w w's slogan at this point

3439
04:20:07.000 --> 04:20:11.440
in time, and he says,
you're going to bang town. Tony recaps

3440
04:20:11.520 --> 04:20:15.040
the new champions we've had tonight and
other results from Greed. Hudson says it

3441
04:20:15.079 --> 04:20:18.559
hasn't been a very good night for
the Magnificent seven. We'll see if that

3442
04:20:18.680 --> 04:20:22.920
continues. Some guy has a Yankees
manager's jacket behind them for some reason on

3443
04:20:23.040 --> 04:20:29.680
proud display in Jacksonville. Maybe since
Russo taking it in covertly. Michael Buffer

3444
04:20:29.680 --> 04:20:32.799
is still getting paid. They don't
got a pot to piss in. Michael

3445
04:20:32.840 --> 04:20:38.000
Buffer is still getting his his viig
his slug area is this match we'll have

3446
04:20:38.079 --> 04:20:44.479
who stipulation must have a winner of
view, penfall counting, count out of

3447
04:20:44.520 --> 04:20:48.639
the ring or DQ whatever he says, no penfall in or out of the

3448
04:20:48.680 --> 04:20:52.440
ring. They count in and out
of the ring. There are no DQ's.

3449
04:20:52.520 --> 04:20:56.280
It's basically a no DQ match.
False cut anywhere. It seems like

3450
04:20:57.319 --> 04:21:02.399
so DDP with new music. Lots
of record scratches in there. I don't

3451
04:21:02.399 --> 04:21:07.559
know what that's about. Run through
the crowd of the ring. He's the

3452
04:21:07.639 --> 04:21:11.440
son of this son of the Jersey
Shore is known the world over as one

3453
04:21:11.479 --> 04:21:15.719
of the greatest superstars of pro wrestling. He's come to the ring as the

3454
04:21:15.799 --> 04:21:23.040
last man standing and prepares to capture
the belt one more time. He's a

3455
04:21:23.120 --> 04:21:30.200
master of the Diamond Cutter, the
former three time w c W Heavyweight World

3456
04:21:30.319 --> 04:21:41.399
Champion DDP Diamondspage Steiner. I remember
that entrance, just sirens and the Tiger

3457
04:21:41.520 --> 04:21:55.479
on the tron and before hemming.
Is that far? Ladies and gentlemen coming

3458
04:21:55.479 --> 04:21:59.040
to the ring at this time in
the company of his favorite freak, the

3459
04:21:59.120 --> 04:22:04.440
Lovely Midas Yea, the lovely and
sexy Medesia. He's two hundred pounds of

3460
04:22:04.559 --> 04:22:10.879
solid muscle. He hails from the
Motor City, Detroit, Michigan. This

3461
04:22:11.079 --> 04:22:15.120
man known as the Genetic Freak.
During his reign as champion, he has

3462
04:22:15.239 --> 04:22:22.920
destroyed the careers of such superstars as
Sting Goldberg, Sid Vicious at Big Sixy,

3463
04:22:22.040 --> 04:22:25.520
Kevin Nash. Proving without it,
he says all this, I don't

3464
04:22:25.520 --> 04:22:29.520
think that God proving without a doubt. He's the most dangerous man in the

3465
04:22:29.600 --> 04:22:37.440
sport. Ladies and gentlemen presenting the
Master of the Steiner Recliner. Wasn't that

3466
04:22:37.559 --> 04:22:41.319
Papa Steiner? The Master of the
Steiner Recliner was Rick and Scott's dawn exactly

3467
04:22:41.719 --> 04:22:48.440
on a Wolverine football day. Don't
you fucking shut up? You like trash.

3468
04:22:48.159 --> 04:22:55.159
I'm in my Cyler Recline. You
fuck us as they called it,

3469
04:22:55.239 --> 04:23:03.159
the neighborhood, the Steiner Recliner,
shut up. Fuck I love his accent

3470
04:23:04.000 --> 04:23:11.680
as ann arbor as it gets.
Show off. I'm watching my fucking you

3471
04:23:11.799 --> 04:23:15.959
keep running a fucking rough. I
can't hit a game. Oh shit,

3472
04:23:18.920 --> 04:23:22.559
the kids just don't stop making noise. He takes out a gun and shoots

3473
04:23:22.639 --> 04:23:36.000
him from the Steiner recliner. Will
he say he didn't even get out of

3474
04:23:36.040 --> 04:23:41.639
his recliner Sunday as whatever. Stuart
rich Steiner took it to a whole new

3475
04:23:41.760 --> 04:23:53.159
level. Jim Police say, Stuart
rech Steiner just had enough. I just

3476
04:23:53.200 --> 04:23:56.959
shot him in the ass. He
sat on his lawn and a wife either

3477
04:23:57.520 --> 04:24:00.520
And you know what, I do
it again. I'll shoot you too,

3478
04:24:00.600 --> 04:24:06.040
by the way, Yeah, yeah, I'll shoot you too, exactly.

3479
04:24:06.520 --> 04:24:10.319
That's how to give an interview,
that's how to explain yourself to the local

3480
04:24:10.520 --> 04:24:12.680
news. I'll shoot you too.
You want me to prove that, you

3481
04:24:12.760 --> 04:24:18.879
want to prove it of the cameras, I'll do it. Oh, just

3482
04:24:19.000 --> 04:24:25.520
shoot you too. Right to the
net, Right for Borders faces fucking corrupt

3483
04:24:25.559 --> 04:24:32.120
media. Right, he comes up
with a reason they deserve to be shot.

3484
04:24:32.840 --> 04:24:34.000
It has nothing to do with him
wanting to shoot people. It has

3485
04:24:34.040 --> 04:24:37.200
everything to do with them deserving to
be shot. I'm shot. I know,

3486
04:24:37.319 --> 04:24:42.520
I was. I I I watched, I watched the news. But

3487
04:24:42.639 --> 04:24:48.760
I'm telling you that you guys you
cover shut up right, all right.

3488
04:24:48.040 --> 04:24:52.559
You don't report the facts. You
don't report the facts. Honest heart working

3489
04:24:52.680 --> 04:25:00.760
Americans like myself with a loaded glock
in the living room. So justg you

3490
04:25:00.879 --> 04:25:07.840
just shot man, I'll fucking do
it. I'm television, eyewitness news got

3491
04:25:07.879 --> 04:25:18.639
a lot more than they bargained for
me, a fucking American. H I

3492
04:25:18.799 --> 04:25:22.239
know you're an American, sir.
You say that like it's in some dispute.

3493
04:25:22.840 --> 04:25:26.760
Yeah, I mean you you can't
get arrested. Is that what you're

3494
04:25:26.760 --> 04:25:37.200
implying. Yeah, that's what I'm
unplaying. Reserve to be arrested until unlike

3495
04:25:37.319 --> 04:25:42.120
you. I'm like, oh,
you fucking shy taxes support whatever you do,

3496
04:25:44.840 --> 04:25:51.440
I'd pay you. I'm your boss. H oh, ship, it

3497
04:25:51.559 --> 04:25:56.239
is good. You see there,
Rick, that black man right there,

3498
04:25:57.600 --> 04:26:07.120
he's there because of affirmative That got
it, Dad. Oh God, that's

3499
04:26:07.200 --> 04:26:15.319
all folks, O. God,
fucking wretch Steiner. Indeed, right,

3500
04:26:15.680 --> 04:26:19.600
Oh, I buried the lead.
I forgot the most important part. After

3501
04:26:19.719 --> 04:26:27.479
saying that to Rick around the family
television, General Andrew Jackson, the seventh

3502
04:26:27.520 --> 04:26:33.319
President of the United States, storms
the rech Steiner home with a full cavalry

3503
04:26:33.120 --> 04:26:41.479
of militiamen and and proceeds to plant
the American flag and take them all hostage.

3504
04:26:41.280 --> 04:26:51.040
That's the end of my story,
God blessing, exactly. That's the

3505
04:26:51.120 --> 04:26:56.120
punchline and gentlemen presenting the master,
and that one, remember the Rick Flair

3506
04:26:56.239 --> 04:27:02.000
socks one before This one's because Michael
Buffer's a Steiner recliner. If you forgot

3507
04:27:02.040 --> 04:27:07.799
how we ended up there with the
fucking Bugle Corps playing Andrew Jackson's marching fucking

3508
04:27:08.239 --> 04:27:15.120
the eighteen twenties Militia down the Steiner's
modern driveway and it's like a total like

3509
04:27:15.280 --> 04:27:40.840
cul de sac here they comp I
said this toennight boys, I can tell

3510
04:27:41.040 --> 04:27:44.159
the Independence day here in the States
is upon us, all right, seriously,

3511
04:27:45.120 --> 04:27:48.399
the writing and defending undisputed w c
W Heavyweight champion of the World,

3512
04:27:48.680 --> 04:27:56.200
Big popa pump Scott Steiner out with
the mesh headwear and his championship. That

3513
04:27:56.319 --> 04:27:57.600
was quite a look he pulled off. I gotta say, with that head

3514
04:27:57.680 --> 04:28:02.639
piece and the belt, he looks
like a fucking yeah, it looks like

3515
04:28:02.879 --> 04:28:07.000
you know, someone from the no
sure for sure, the ancient rome and

3516
04:28:07.239 --> 04:28:11.840
fucking coliseum Medesia carrying the lead pipe
for him. The siren music is funny.

3517
04:28:14.200 --> 04:28:15.799
Here's here's one of those things where
should I say it? Should I

3518
04:28:15.799 --> 04:28:21.360
admit it? Like a big boss
man fish stick thing? Yes, I

3519
04:28:21.799 --> 04:28:26.920
for no reason when I would do
Scott Sander's song in my head or out

3520
04:28:26.959 --> 04:28:37.159
loud, it would be to wait
for it. There's no whoa, there's

3521
04:28:37.280 --> 04:28:45.000
no wha in the song. I
added it. Oh my god, I

3522
04:28:45.239 --> 04:28:48.239
just I don't know. I don't
know where it came from, but it

3523
04:28:48.440 --> 04:28:52.479
was made him at time greed.
Scott Steiner versus DDP for the world title.

3524
04:28:53.399 --> 04:28:56.319
Steiner pounces right away, gets his
right hand blocked and DDP and loads

3525
04:28:56.319 --> 04:29:00.239
atomic drops swinging neckbreaker gets to DDP
with some heavy artillery out of the gate.

3526
04:29:00.399 --> 04:29:04.399
I'm not sure about this crowd noise
here. I think they were sweetened

3527
04:29:04.440 --> 04:29:10.479
into quite a bit. DDP collides
with with with with Scott center ends up

3528
04:29:10.479 --> 04:29:12.920
in the apron. Steiner goes,
come on, bitch, oh my go.

3529
04:29:14.760 --> 04:29:17.639
DDP climbs as Scott turns to the
crowd and comes off the top up

3530
04:29:17.639 --> 04:29:19.879
with the flying clothesline clipping down Steiner
for the two count. Steiner rolls to

3531
04:29:19.920 --> 04:29:25.120
the floor. Ddp's out after him
and here we go. DDP throws him

3532
04:29:25.120 --> 04:29:26.959
into the rail several times on the
rampway whippers reversed. He hits the rail

3533
04:29:26.959 --> 04:29:30.799
and cuffs him with the clothes line. Scott Steiner saying there's your d DP,

3534
04:29:32.000 --> 04:29:42.040
there's your white trash. Here we
go. Then he calls them girl

3535
04:29:42.120 --> 04:29:47.760
a bitch and a fat ass,
such asshole, and shut up to everybody.

3536
04:29:47.840 --> 04:29:52.520
He locks eyes with it inside and
then Steiner clubs DDP across the chest,

3537
04:29:52.840 --> 04:29:56.760
kind of like those beats of the
battery that Seamus does, and he

3538
04:29:56.799 --> 04:30:00.000
screams, come on, fat ass
like chant, challenging people to fight him.

3539
04:30:00.920 --> 04:30:03.959
Dusty then kind of stun Steiner on
the top rope. Ddp's knocked off

3540
04:30:03.040 --> 04:30:07.399
though the apron barely misses. Medaesia
flying off the apron and crashes into the

3541
04:30:07.440 --> 04:30:11.079
guardrail satter than throws DDP in the
front row goes out after him. They're

3542
04:30:11.079 --> 04:30:15.680
brawling in the crowd. Reversed whips
into the wall here in Jacksonville. Tony

3543
04:30:15.719 --> 04:30:19.520
says this is legal fans, in
case you were wondering, all right,

3544
04:30:21.440 --> 04:30:25.479
Sat grabs a trash can and rains
it down on DDP. Hutton says they

3545
04:30:25.600 --> 04:30:29.920
might head out to the Intercoastal Waterway. At this point it's a little jr.

3546
04:30:30.079 --> 04:30:33.879
There no no references to the local
airport, however, but there you

3547
04:30:33.959 --> 04:30:41.639
have a there, you have a
public works called public infrastructure reference. Some

3548
04:30:41.760 --> 04:30:45.280
guy in crutches is just standing there, not identified at all, just some

3549
04:30:45.399 --> 04:30:49.040
guy, some extra and you can
see Page Morales sitting there as you mentioned

3550
04:30:49.440 --> 04:30:52.879
in their death toll in the Spanish
announced prasition, which is there some reason

3551
04:30:53.040 --> 04:30:56.959
buried deep in the crowd instead of
next to touch on each like he just

3552
04:30:57.280 --> 04:31:00.319
like, who gives a shit about
him? Yeah? What is he doing

3553
04:31:00.399 --> 04:31:07.079
in there? So Scott takes the
crutch away from the kid and then breaks

3554
04:31:07.120 --> 04:31:11.360
it on ddp's back. The kid
lands on like a rail and like falls

3555
04:31:11.399 --> 04:31:15.479
over. I don't know, I
don't know what that was, what that

3556
04:31:15.639 --> 04:31:21.159
was about? And then let's see
Standard sets up a table. DDP calls

3557
04:31:21.239 --> 04:31:23.760
for a crutch, another crutch and
gets it and smacks this one across Scott

3558
04:31:23.760 --> 04:31:27.559
Steiner's back. So they're hitting to
other with the crutches here. Agreed Again,

3559
04:31:27.600 --> 04:31:30.920
what does DDP know about crutches in
a match? I don't know.

3560
04:31:32.840 --> 04:31:34.959
DP then climbs the rail and drops
an elbow, putting Scott Steinder through the

3561
04:31:36.000 --> 04:31:38.440
table, covers him out in the
wreckage and that gets too. This is

3562
04:31:38.520 --> 04:31:41.200
Nick Patrick getting the assignment to chase
them around the building by the way and

3563
04:31:41.239 --> 04:31:45.799
slap the cement. Oh my god, on the cover, whip Scott Stander

3564
04:31:45.840 --> 04:31:48.280
under the rail and crowns him with
the trash can cover and that gets another

3565
04:31:48.319 --> 04:31:51.399
two for Page. To the ramp
they go and Standerd shoots DDP in and

3566
04:31:51.399 --> 04:31:53.200
says another one, and Scott is
grabbing a fan and says, uh,

3567
04:31:53.520 --> 04:31:57.360
kiss my ass. And this is
where Paul London makes a cameo appearance as

3568
04:31:57.360 --> 04:32:00.239
a fan holding a sign and attach. The sign appears to be I don't

3569
04:32:00.239 --> 04:32:03.680
know, a forty five vinyl record. I don't know what those things are,

3570
04:32:03.639 --> 04:32:07.280
some kind of like maybe serving tray, whatever it is. It is

3571
04:32:07.440 --> 04:32:12.799
cracked over the head of is cracked
over the head of DDP. And then

3572
04:32:14.479 --> 04:32:18.000
DDP gets one and hits Scott Steiner
with it. It gets a two.

3573
04:32:18.200 --> 04:32:21.319
There's so there's two of those from
two different fans. Back in the ring.

3574
04:32:21.360 --> 04:32:26.239
Scott's center cuts them off with medja
kind of a distracting DDP holding him

3575
04:32:26.239 --> 04:32:29.280
in place, and then Steiner pulls
the middle rope up into ddp's crotch,

3576
04:32:29.559 --> 04:32:33.719
giving him a nutshot. Ye as
he courses the ring, sure whipping a

3577
04:32:33.760 --> 04:32:36.079
lariat down, goes Page drops the
elbow, gets one to two. But

3578
04:32:36.159 --> 04:32:38.079
you know when Steiner drops the elbow
one two, he's going to do push

3579
04:32:38.120 --> 04:32:41.200
ups. He's not going to go
for the three count. Oh of course,

3580
04:32:42.200 --> 04:32:45.959
I'm just warning up details. The
referee is. He is all cut

3581
04:32:45.000 --> 04:32:48.559
up on the forehead somehow from that
crowd brawling. Steiner has color here at

3582
04:32:48.600 --> 04:32:53.799
greed. At least somebody has color
on the card, I'll say. Steiner

3583
04:32:53.920 --> 04:32:56.479
shoves DDP in of the ropes and
hits a forearm sugar to his lower back,

3584
04:32:56.840 --> 04:33:00.959
starting to exploit that back, which
is gonna finish off later with the

3585
04:33:02.000 --> 04:33:04.840
Snyder recliner. He tries it again, but DDP springs off and slugs him

3586
04:33:04.880 --> 04:33:08.439
whip. Scott stops and slugs him
and hits an exploder supplex on page for

3587
04:33:08.520 --> 04:33:11.520
two. Scott gets up in his
face says, you son of a bitch.

3588
04:33:11.759 --> 04:33:15.439
Yeah, he might even say cunt. I'm not sure that. Stuner

3589
04:33:15.479 --> 04:33:19.560
out with a bear hug, breaking
breaking that back a bit more. But

3590
04:33:19.639 --> 04:33:22.639
DDP claps free. He snatched off
the ropes though, and tossed It's time

3591
04:33:22.680 --> 04:33:26.720
for a belly to belly overhead suplex. Because when you work the Steiner's boss,

3592
04:33:26.200 --> 04:33:29.799
they will clutch, they will grip, and they will launch you need

3593
04:33:30.119 --> 04:33:33.959
to understand that you are going to
go for the ride. That's correct,

3594
04:33:33.959 --> 04:33:37.360
and that's exactly what happens here page
It's the canvas. Steiner covers one,

3595
04:33:37.400 --> 04:33:38.919
two to the corner. They go, Stander hits them some boots and chops.

3596
04:33:40.200 --> 04:33:42.040
DDP backs up out of the corner, fights up out of the corner

3597
04:33:42.040 --> 04:33:45.400
and starts throwing corner to corner whip. But he charges into the boot and

3598
04:33:45.479 --> 04:33:49.720
Scott Steiner with that turning belly to
belly suplex he used to do. He

3599
04:33:49.759 --> 04:33:53.479
doesn't lift and drop you like Ken
Shamrocky like, spins around right right,

3600
04:33:53.919 --> 04:33:57.000
goes the other way. That gets
two. Hussin says, DP is the

3601
04:33:57.080 --> 04:34:02.000
last one, the last hope against
the tyrannical reign of Rick Flair and the

3602
04:34:02.040 --> 04:34:06.319
Mangis and seven. Meanwhile, Dusty
and Dustin just did pretty damn well against

3603
04:34:06.319 --> 04:34:08.040
them, so I don't know what
that's about. They were left running like

3604
04:34:08.080 --> 04:34:11.360
with tails between their legs. I
don't know how dominant they really are.

3605
04:34:11.240 --> 04:34:15.080
Snyder now with a bow and arrow
submission with his foot between the shoulder blades,

3606
04:34:15.119 --> 04:34:18.240
cranking back on DDP. DDP fights
up, tries to reverse it,

3607
04:34:18.319 --> 04:34:21.439
but Steiner ducks in a knee and
clubs the back again, whipped to the

3608
04:34:21.479 --> 04:34:25.599
corner, is reversed into ddp's negos
Steiner and then a DDT by Page plants

3609
04:34:25.599 --> 04:34:29.360
Steiner to the canvas. There's a
double down now Scott Steiner comes up,

3610
04:34:29.439 --> 04:34:36.080
swings he Page ducks comes back from
the other side and drops Scott Steiner with

3611
04:34:36.200 --> 04:34:40.400
the other arm. DDP then loads
him up with rights and lefts yes,

3612
04:34:40.959 --> 04:34:42.720
and a big right sends Steiner into
the buckle. He rams his head into

3613
04:34:42.720 --> 04:34:48.799
the corner. Steiner goes head over, heels on the cell big time,

3614
04:34:48.439 --> 04:34:52.520
flipping over on the canvas, whip
to the corner. Steiner steps out of

3615
04:34:52.520 --> 04:34:55.159
the steps out with the back elbow, tries to get his feet on the

3616
04:34:55.240 --> 04:34:57.880
ropes for like a cheating pin cover
a stack up, but he can't even

3617
04:34:57.919 --> 04:35:02.560
really lift he p's legs, who
just lays on him. Syner's having a

3618
04:35:02.599 --> 04:35:04.439
lot of foot is shoes and leg
isshoes. Back then he had basically like

3619
04:35:04.520 --> 04:35:08.240
a dropped foot. And when he
tries to do certain things it comes out

3620
04:35:08.319 --> 04:35:14.240
real real bad. Oh yeah,
and there's a lot uff. It turns

3621
04:35:14.240 --> 04:35:18.000
out real bad. Irish whip and
hiptoss but no DDP shifts in mid air

3622
04:35:18.080 --> 04:35:22.319
and drives him down with the DDT. That's that's always a I support countering

3623
04:35:22.360 --> 04:35:26.919
a hiptoss with the DDT. I
really do. Yeah, I do too.

3624
04:35:26.080 --> 04:35:30.040
That's that's a pretty bad ass move. One question. Yeah, you

3625
04:35:30.439 --> 04:35:33.599
snatch him in the other arm and
let's drive him down. Pay tigles with

3626
04:35:33.680 --> 04:35:36.599
diamond cutter. Scott Center turns into
what backslide positioning, kicks DDP in the

3627
04:35:36.680 --> 04:35:40.159
dick and then DDT's him. Steiner
up puts him up the shoulder. DDP

3628
04:35:40.319 --> 04:35:42.200
drives down, shoves him in to
the ropes and hits a diamond cutter.

3629
04:35:42.520 --> 04:35:45.520
He turns him over. One two, No, wait, Nick Patrick has

3630
04:35:45.599 --> 04:35:48.319
dragged out of the ring by Rick
Steiner. DDP kicks him out on the

3631
04:35:48.360 --> 04:35:52.200
floor and does a piscado dive to
the outside, taking out Rick Steiner.

3632
04:35:52.360 --> 04:35:55.799
What's that? Come on? I
said, come on, yeah, no

3633
04:35:56.439 --> 04:35:59.680
ref bump time. I thought Johnny
As was here to book clean finishes.

3634
04:35:59.680 --> 04:36:04.400
By the way, Yeah, that's
clean. DDP grabs Nick Patrick throws him

3635
04:36:04.680 --> 04:36:07.599
back into the ring. Goldberg chant
breaks out, by the way, sorry,

3636
04:36:07.639 --> 04:36:11.880
you know during that, during that
that that that epically long bear hug

3637
04:36:11.680 --> 04:36:18.560
that happened, did you hear Tony
Shavani basically fucking coming uh discussing talking about

3638
04:36:18.919 --> 04:36:23.240
Scott Steiner's muscles like you can't say
I did. He's like, it's like

3639
04:36:23.319 --> 04:36:30.000
Bobby Heenan with with la. Look
at the massive bear of the arms of

3640
04:36:30.159 --> 04:36:33.720
Scott Steiner. Put the four off. You talk so much about the biceps

3641
04:36:33.720 --> 04:36:37.279
and the try steps looking up pick
the fore arms. Sorry, they're cruss

3642
04:36:37.560 --> 04:36:41.439
they're swool the back, pulling up, squeezing the crust. But spent a

3643
04:36:41.520 --> 04:36:45.639
time in Dallas page damn Tony Jesus
Christ like did in the byes and tries

3644
04:36:45.720 --> 04:36:56.599
huh brother, Hey you know sho
whoa but whoa buddy? No I talked

3645
04:36:56.599 --> 04:37:00.520
about who killed w c W.
Yeah. So DP grabs Nick Patrick,

3646
04:37:00.560 --> 04:37:06.439
throws him into the ring, whip
is reversed. Steiner crashes into a into

3647
04:37:06.560 --> 04:37:08.799
Rick Steiner and DDP rolls him up
for the one too. No, didn't

3648
04:37:08.840 --> 04:37:12.560
get him. DDP allegedly lands on
the head of Nick Patrick off the kickoff.

3649
04:37:12.639 --> 04:37:18.479
So now Nick Patrick is out Scott
Steiner with a jawbreaker on page Medasia

3650
04:37:18.520 --> 04:37:22.520
hands him the world title belt and
snatter nails DDP with it. DDP now

3651
04:37:22.560 --> 04:37:25.959
busted open comes up with Color,
talking up a storm about the next spot.

3652
04:37:26.560 --> 04:37:30.000
Center covers him for two. Stander
turns DDP over in a Boston crab

3653
04:37:30.759 --> 04:37:33.799
and they're basically trying to do the
pool of blood rustling a thirteen Steve Austin

3654
04:37:33.880 --> 04:37:37.840
thing. I mean, except nobody
fucking cares right, nobody could possibly and

3655
04:37:38.200 --> 04:37:41.680
it is it is pouring hot.
I will say that DDP pushing up,

3656
04:37:41.720 --> 04:37:45.240
screaming just like Austin did. Por
hot does that? That's what it is?

3657
04:37:45.520 --> 04:37:48.200
Pored hot yep, Okay, always
forget if it's running hot or poor

3658
04:37:48.319 --> 04:37:55.599
hot, poored hot. It's pretty
good. Ddp's pushing up, screaming in

3659
04:37:55.639 --> 04:37:57.720
the hold, clawing, trying to
get free reaching and finally gets the ropes,

3660
04:37:59.040 --> 04:38:02.759
and then Scott Center just hooks the
Steiner recliner. DDP hangs limply there.

3661
04:38:03.000 --> 04:38:04.319
Referee lifts the arm once, lists
the arm twice, not a third

3662
04:38:04.360 --> 04:38:08.840
time. Read DDB scrabbles to the
ropes and Tony has a conniption at someone

3663
04:38:10.000 --> 04:38:12.520
fighting out of the Steiner recliner.
DDP though in the canvas and heaps Scott

3664
04:38:12.520 --> 04:38:15.680
Steerd gets in Nick Patrick's face as
Rick gets some cheap shots in on page,

3665
04:38:15.840 --> 04:38:18.040
but Daja gets up on the apron
and Steiner with a lead pipe,

3666
04:38:18.159 --> 04:38:22.520
lays into the ribs of Page over
and over behind the referee's back, because

3667
04:38:22.560 --> 04:38:25.159
you know we got to go to
the extra mile of Page is gonna fall

3668
04:38:25.279 --> 04:38:27.400
so cleanly to Steiner. He's gonna
really seat the fuck out of it.

3669
04:38:27.479 --> 04:38:33.080
Right, of course, use weapons. Tony calls out the lower back problems

3670
04:38:33.080 --> 04:38:36.159
that Page has had a year ago, that at this point the world champlocks

3671
04:38:36.159 --> 04:38:40.759
in the Steiner recliner DDP, bent
strongly at the hips. He's he's a

3672
04:38:40.880 --> 04:38:45.360
very in a very curved position as
Nick Patrick this time lifts the arm once

3673
04:38:45.799 --> 04:38:49.720
twice, three times. Fourteen minutes, fourteen seconds. Scott Steiner defeats Diamond

3674
04:38:49.959 --> 04:38:53.720
Dallas Page by technical submission. He
just lets go of the Steiner recliner and

3675
04:38:53.880 --> 04:38:56.880
Page rather effectively, I should say, just falls flat in his face like

3676
04:38:56.919 --> 04:39:00.319
you're dead. It's awesome. It's
an awesome say job a job of that,

3677
04:39:00.479 --> 04:39:04.360
no question. Scott Center still the
world heavyweight champion. He tells Midasia

3678
04:39:04.400 --> 04:39:07.880
to get the belt, takes them
in a rope in flexes, breathing heavily.

3679
04:39:07.000 --> 04:39:11.400
He's handed the strap, the black
leather one, not the I don't

3680
04:39:11.439 --> 04:39:15.040
think it was the one, the
original one. There was the Shenanigans around

3681
04:39:15.080 --> 04:39:17.799
two belts at Bash at the Beach
and the Hogan Jarrett thing. I remember

3682
04:39:18.680 --> 04:39:22.319
Rick still dropping elbows on DDP.
After the bell, Scott handed a University

3683
04:39:22.319 --> 04:39:26.240
of Michigan flag Go Blue. He
drapes that on ddp's corpse and again raising

3684
04:39:26.400 --> 04:39:30.560
raining down lead pipe shots as Medeja
hoists the strap up high. They show

3685
04:39:30.560 --> 04:39:33.599
a replay of everything throughout the course
of the night, with Tony narrating,

3686
04:39:33.959 --> 04:39:36.560
and Tony says in the end,
Diamond Dallas Page gave us everything, but

3687
04:39:36.639 --> 04:39:40.720
it was Big Papa Pump still heavyweight
Champion of the World, and Scott Hudson

3688
04:39:40.759 --> 04:39:45.880
calls it a memorable night a world
championship wrestling. If he only knew,

3689
04:39:47.240 --> 04:39:52.639
he says, see you tomorrow night, oh brother. On Nitro. In

3690
04:39:52.720 --> 04:39:55.479
the last episode of Worldwide, which
as we said, was kind of in

3691
04:39:55.520 --> 04:40:00.959
some ways the final WB broadcasts,
they recapped Greed and they did it in

3692
04:40:00.080 --> 04:40:04.080
a tone like nothing was wrong.
Mike, what's causing all this? It

3693
04:40:04.240 --> 04:40:10.159
was wc W Greed and Scott going
into WCW's Greed pay per view event,

3694
04:40:10.319 --> 04:40:15.080
we were looking for the answers to
many questions. Could Diamond Dallas Page remain

3695
04:40:15.240 --> 04:40:19.240
standing against the physical onslaught of the
World's Heavyweight Champion Big Papa Pump Scott Steiner.

3696
04:40:19.560 --> 04:40:25.119
Could the Rhodes Family gain a little
revenge and in turn embarrassed Rick Flair

3697
04:40:25.200 --> 04:40:27.560
and Jeff Jarrett the way that the
Boss and the Chosen One had done to

3698
04:40:27.639 --> 04:40:32.240
the Rhodes Family in recent weeks.
And could the team of Chuck Palumbo and

3699
04:40:32.319 --> 04:40:36.840
Sean O'Hare maintain the winning streak that
they had over the Total Package Lex Luger

3700
04:40:37.159 --> 04:40:41.000
in singles competition in a World's Tag
team title defense against totally buffed. We

3701
04:40:41.200 --> 04:40:47.119
got our answers in Jacksonville, Florida. Hang on, this is wc W

3702
04:40:47.400 --> 04:40:53.240
greed, and they carry on showing
highlights from the show and showing, oh

3703
04:40:53.360 --> 04:40:59.400
my god, any number of moments
in a WCW that was indeed circling the

3704
04:40:59.520 --> 04:41:02.639
dream. Even go back in a
feature. They would do an occasion in

3705
04:41:02.720 --> 04:41:07.040
the archives on this episode of Worldwide
and show the Wargames match from nineteen ninety

3706
04:41:07.080 --> 04:41:11.959
four where Dusty Rhodes cut the famous
promo about what we said earlier, the

3707
04:41:11.080 --> 04:41:18.240
view never changes when you lead from
behind when you walk from behind and getting

3708
04:41:18.279 --> 04:41:21.040
dustined on his side for that Wargames
match, and then here at Greed teaming

3709
04:41:21.080 --> 04:41:25.240
with them one more time. The
view indeed never changed for WCW, and

3710
04:41:25.400 --> 04:41:29.959
despite the business's usual tone of Scott
Udson and Mike today there and pitching to

3711
04:41:30.040 --> 04:41:34.319
the Greed recap on this final episode
of Worldwide, they do conclude with a

3712
04:41:34.439 --> 04:41:40.200
rather jarring tip of the cap to
what was wcwody. That was a great

3713
04:41:40.279 --> 04:41:42.400
match, though, a great match
like all the WCW war Games have been

3714
04:41:42.439 --> 04:41:47.400
through the years. And this wraps
up WCW Worldwide, not just for this

3715
04:41:47.560 --> 04:41:52.000
week, but forever. End of
day, WCW Gone, Worldwide Gone.

3716
04:41:52.080 --> 04:41:55.279
We want to thank you for joining
us each and every week here on WSW

3717
04:41:55.439 --> 04:41:57.479
Worldwide. What a great crew we've
had. It's been a lot of fun

3718
04:41:57.959 --> 04:42:00.479
taping these shows, and you can
see we have a really good time.

3719
04:42:02.119 --> 04:42:04.560
For Mike today, I'm Scott Hudson. We'll see you down the road somewhere

3720
04:42:04.599 --> 04:42:18.119
else. Thanks for watching Worldwide.
We've said it before and it's appropriate we

3721
04:42:18.240 --> 04:42:21.479
say it again here after the final
w W pay per views and the books

3722
04:42:21.560 --> 04:42:25.599
here at TLF Who killed WW series
and our companion pot is in the books

3723
04:42:25.599 --> 04:42:30.919
as well. Here lies World Championship
Wrestling. Yes, that's what's next.

3724
04:42:30.680 --> 04:42:41.799
Well here we go. Okay,
oh fuck me? What all right?

3725
04:42:42.240 --> 04:42:52.759
Well this is for all you extremists
out there ECW Living Dangerously two thousand.

3726
04:42:55.759 --> 04:43:03.400
What that's that's what it says,
Living Dangerously two thousand just came out of

3727
04:43:03.439 --> 04:43:06.439
that thing. I thought you CW
wasn't even in there. No, I

3728
04:43:06.959 --> 04:43:08.680
put it in. I put it
in, I add it in, and

3729
04:43:08.799 --> 04:43:15.040
that's what my fingers grabbed. And
then look what happens. Right, A

3730
04:43:15.119 --> 04:43:22.720
lot of the same players there were
WCW this time, including who who Dusty

3731
04:43:22.360 --> 04:43:32.200
Roads? See you next time.
Bitch plays a production of the Lapsed Entertainment

3732
04:43:32.240 --> 04:43:36.560
Group. Its content is intended for
private use. Holy all work down down

3733
04:43:36.639 --> 04:43:38.439
to myself, Bagh. We won