WEBVTT 1 00:00:35.399 --> 00:00:39.280 In the blurry photos justice system, the listeners are represented by two separate but 2 00:00:39.439 --> 00:00:44.640 equal David's the Stecco who prosecutes the conspiracies, and the Flora who defends them. 3 00:00:44.759 --> 00:00:50.960 Spiritually based offenders are considered especially hanted. These are their stories. Bom 4 00:00:51.039 --> 00:01:26.239 Bom the dirt dirt, dirt, dirt, bom bom. Burden your honor, 5 00:01:26.359 --> 00:01:30.040 David Stecco here for the prosecution. In the following testimony, I believe 6 00:01:30.079 --> 00:01:37.280 I will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the defenses assertion that reptiles 7 00:01:37.280 --> 00:01:42.159 are in control of most of the world's governments for the purposes of mining monoatomic 8 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:46.799 gold to be baseless and ridiculous, and we will stop it nothing less than 9 00:01:46.840 --> 00:01:51.280 a ruling of debunked no. I say, Yanna, yanna, David Floor 10 00:01:51.480 --> 00:01:59.400 here for the defendant. It's preposterous what my colleague on the prosecutors is insinuating 11 00:01:59.519 --> 00:02:04.560 here. I would just like to say that my client is just a simple, 12 00:02:04.879 --> 00:02:12.120 cold blooded, blood thirsted humanoid reptilian race who lives on the ground and 13 00:02:12.680 --> 00:02:16.360 only once they're fast shot at controlling the minds of the people, thinning out 14 00:02:16.400 --> 00:02:23.199 the population, as it were, With such simple strategies as fluoridating the water, 15 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:28.840 as putting giamos and all the food, and far more. Objection, 16 00:02:28.960 --> 00:02:35.240 Your honor counsel is now leading on gross speculation and drawing in other conspiracies. 17 00:02:35.240 --> 00:02:39.639 And as it was proven in the People versus JFK versus the moon Man, 18 00:02:39.680 --> 00:02:46.240 that you cannot simultaneously defend two conspiracies by attempting to intertwine them. The Rico 19 00:02:46.319 --> 00:02:51.919 Statute does not cover that, and I would ask that that testimony be not 20 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:57.520 allowed overruled. I want to see where this goes. Ah, thank thank 21 00:02:57.520 --> 00:03:00.120 you, Joanna. As I was finishing up here before I was so rudely 22 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:06.400 interrupted by the interjections of my colleague across the ball, I was just wanting 23 00:03:06.439 --> 00:03:10.080 to say. Back home, when I was growing up Honey Island, Louisiana, 24 00:03:10.439 --> 00:03:15.879 my daddy used to tell me as he was feeding me snuckleballs ran a 25 00:03:15.919 --> 00:03:21.199 socialist that you cannot judge a reptile based on his reptiling skin, and you 26 00:03:21.240 --> 00:03:23.879 cannot judge a pusson based on if they want to rule the world and control 27 00:03:23.879 --> 00:03:27.560 of minds and the hearts of the people in it, Your honor, I'd 28 00:03:27.560 --> 00:03:30.319 like to counter that with a simple question. If you cannot judge a reptile 29 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:35.560 based on it being a reptilian, and you cannot judge a person based on 30 00:03:35.680 --> 00:03:39.479 their intentions, can you not judge a person who is actually a reptile wearing 31 00:03:39.520 --> 00:03:44.479 the skin of a human. Get to the point, please, your honor. 32 00:03:44.560 --> 00:03:47.360 What I'm saying is that the defense is doing an admirable job of clouding 33 00:03:47.360 --> 00:03:53.400 the issue. This is a falsity. There are objection, your honor, 34 00:03:53.520 --> 00:03:59.159 objection. I believe the defense is getting badgered by the prosecution, and I 35 00:03:59.240 --> 00:04:00.639 just want to relate to you a story back when I was growing up and 36 00:04:00.680 --> 00:04:04.080 Mike and Georgia. It's a it's a simple store about a badger. Uh. 37 00:04:04.199 --> 00:04:09.280 This badger he looked up in the book jaction, your honor. Defense 38 00:04:09.439 --> 00:04:14.520 is trying to grandstand and tell endearing tales that are only tangentially of interest to 39 00:04:14.560 --> 00:04:15.560 the court. You're on, right, Can I get a ruling on that? 40 00:04:15.600 --> 00:04:19.079 Please? Uh? Before before you rule you on and cannot cannot double 41 00:04:19.480 --> 00:04:25.560 objection to that objection, y'all, both of you shut up. I have 42 00:04:25.639 --> 00:04:29.360 my ruling. You're gonna be dismissed from the court. This whole case is 43 00:04:29.360 --> 00:04:31.720 dismissed. I don't want to see you all in this courtroom again. Everybody 44 00:04:31.759 --> 00:04:42.120 knows gin run the case dismissed justice podcast style. Hey everybody, I'm David 45 00:04:42.120 --> 00:04:49.519 Flora and representing the people David's necho and this is hereby ruled blurry photos. 46 00:04:50.240 --> 00:04:59.600 You are sentenced to about seventy minutes of this. You do your your crime 47 00:04:59.639 --> 00:05:01.160 and and then you got to do the time. That's right, that's right. 48 00:05:01.360 --> 00:05:08.959 So oh well, Hey, happy Halloween, motherfuckers. Oh hey, 49 00:05:09.000 --> 00:05:13.040 don't don't don't forget to save us some treats. We love unless you get 50 00:05:13.120 --> 00:05:15.079 lots of treats. Oh, don't get it to save us a few tricks 51 00:05:15.120 --> 00:05:28.079 too, who army to the movie waitress. We're high on candy. Yeah 52 00:05:28.160 --> 00:05:32.120 yeah, but like literally that's it. Uh, we're drunk on happiness. 53 00:05:34.720 --> 00:05:41.639 We just murdered someone. You have good jokes. Oh, I'm guilty of 54 00:05:41.759 --> 00:05:46.480 having too much fun and multiple sex offenses. Yeah, required to say that, 55 00:05:46.519 --> 00:05:50.680 and I tried to work it into a joke. Unfortunately we have come 56 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:58.920 to the end of Blurry Photober. But fortunately it's it's exactly the episode you've 57 00:05:58.959 --> 00:06:01.000 been waiting for. Are you need to have your spine tingled? Oh? 58 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:06.920 That's what it sounds like? What else? What else? What? It's 59 00:06:06.959 --> 00:06:13.240 another good hair You're ready to have your hairs raised? Oh yeah, I 60 00:06:13.279 --> 00:06:16.839 am. How about your goose has bumped? I want to bump your goose? 61 00:06:18.040 --> 00:06:23.759 Ye already to have your bets? I try? You made it. 62 00:06:24.160 --> 00:06:27.480 I was trying. This is what I get for trying. It's time for 63 00:06:27.920 --> 00:06:43.000 blood story. That's one of my favorite things. I don't think in anyone 64 00:06:43.160 --> 00:06:46.519 like I'm sure you guys enjoy that, but I love it because I get 65 00:06:46.519 --> 00:06:51.360 to see Florida like he is that guy for the whole time that he's laughing. 66 00:06:53.839 --> 00:06:56.920 That would be a great looping gift to put on the web side. 67 00:06:59.000 --> 00:07:01.560 Maybe that could be like new your email has been sent, is just thinking 68 00:07:01.720 --> 00:07:06.480 of you. It's like the kool Aid man busting through a wall, exactly 69 00:07:06.680 --> 00:07:12.759 and over and over. Yeah, you guys, this is our annual ghost 70 00:07:12.839 --> 00:07:17.879 stories. Congratulations to all of us for having something become annual. Yeah. 71 00:07:17.920 --> 00:07:21.399 So we like telling telling some spooky stories. Oh you know, we love 72 00:07:21.480 --> 00:07:26.800 them spooky as stories. We brought you some for campfires, yep, but 73 00:07:27.040 --> 00:07:30.160 now we're gonna bring you some for the best time of the year. Man. 74 00:07:30.720 --> 00:07:33.879 The time when stories were made to be told. Yep. Yeah, 75 00:07:33.879 --> 00:07:40.199 so this being uh the the old costuming time of year, the hallowest of 76 00:07:40.199 --> 00:07:45.879 Wieen's, the first, the first and best costumer event yep. I mean 77 00:07:45.879 --> 00:07:47.680 people dress up for for the July and Labor Day and stuff. I know, 78 00:07:47.759 --> 00:07:54.199 but like Halloween owns owns the hill that that they have the contest on. 79 00:07:54.319 --> 00:07:58.639 So if you came up with a really uh cool costume this year, 80 00:07:58.639 --> 00:08:00.959 hey send it to us, let us let us know, Yeah, I 81 00:08:00.959 --> 00:08:03.279 want to see that. Or just what you can do is go to the 82 00:08:03.519 --> 00:08:07.399 to the contact form and say, hey, I've got a costume that that 83 00:08:07.439 --> 00:08:09.120 I'd like to show off, and then we'll reply and be like, all 84 00:08:09.199 --> 00:08:13.720 right, reply to it and attach it to this email and that's all you 85 00:08:13.759 --> 00:08:16.720 got to do. Or how about I officially declare the opening of the Blurry 86 00:08:16.720 --> 00:08:22.959 Photos Halloween Costume Contest. You know what? The winner gets an MS paint 87 00:08:22.000 --> 00:08:28.759 certificate made by David Flora. Oh no, I'll make it. Florida is 88 00:08:28.800 --> 00:08:33.000 too much work as it is. I'm I'm in charge of certificate tree. 89 00:08:33.279 --> 00:08:37.320 Yeah that's true, and you do a better job than I would anyway, 90 00:08:37.559 --> 00:08:41.279 I very much doubt that, very thoroughly thoroughly doubt that. But yeah, 91 00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:45.360 if you want to send us your your costumes and we can post them on 92 00:08:45.360 --> 00:08:46.960 on the site, share them with with people, and be like, yeah, 93 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:50.240 this is the fun stuff that we do. If there's one thing that 94 00:08:50.320 --> 00:08:54.320 I am dead sure of is that our listeners have the best Halloween costumes, 95 00:08:54.519 --> 00:08:58.679 I would I would double down on that. Bet Yep, yeah, that's 96 00:08:58.879 --> 00:09:03.000 I would double down. Split those aces, double down, black jack. 97 00:09:03.639 --> 00:09:09.159 That'll be fun. If you don't have a particularly kick ass homemade costume, 98 00:09:11.039 --> 00:09:13.200 uh, if you if you've got a sexy costume, even though we bitch 99 00:09:13.200 --> 00:09:16.080 about it, we'll still take it. Yeah, we love it. I 100 00:09:16.120 --> 00:09:18.799 mean, like, I gotta figure out what I'm gonna go as you had 101 00:09:18.799 --> 00:09:24.120 a great costume last year. I did, I did, But now there's 102 00:09:24.120 --> 00:09:28.120 gonna be an army of Walter White's. It's so you're that's you don't have 103 00:09:28.159 --> 00:09:31.279 that. Probably an army last year too, But you're the best one I 104 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:35.080 saw. It's probably the only one you saw. Um yeah, you were 105 00:09:35.200 --> 00:09:37.279 see so, thus proving the point that there wasn't there wasn't an army last 106 00:09:37.360 --> 00:09:41.159 year. Suck it, checkmate, man, I'm a good lawyer. Objection 107 00:09:43.679 --> 00:09:48.080 year leading the witness. Why not, let's let's uh, let's have fun 108 00:09:48.080 --> 00:09:52.840 with with costumes. Uh, and then um, you can use this episode 109 00:09:52.360 --> 00:09:58.320 to scare your friends to make them feel bad one for not having a school 110 00:09:58.399 --> 00:10:03.759 costume as you, and two not having spooky stories. Yeah. Oh, 111 00:10:03.879 --> 00:10:07.720 Also, you're instantly gonna win the costume if you guys, just decide to 112 00:10:07.080 --> 00:10:13.879 dress as me and Flora. But but you should do it as buff versions 113 00:10:13.919 --> 00:10:16.879 of us. Like if I see one person with a pillow under their shirt 114 00:10:16.919 --> 00:10:20.720 to simulate my completely real belly, I'm gonna be pissed. So let's like, 115 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:22.799 let's like try to elevate it. It look make us look good, 116 00:10:22.840 --> 00:10:28.720 guys, Yeah, because the avatars of our sales. Yeah. Great, 117 00:10:28.799 --> 00:10:33.039 So so let's get into this so you can you can start learn in your 118 00:10:33.039 --> 00:10:39.279 lines commands to spook for when you for when you need to retail these haunting, 119 00:10:39.480 --> 00:10:43.960 harrowing tales of horror. Now to your friends, yep, to your 120 00:10:43.960 --> 00:10:46.080 friends. Now, in the interest of fairness, Flora, would you like 121 00:10:46.080 --> 00:10:48.360 to flip a coin as to who starts you? Would you just like to 122 00:10:48.360 --> 00:10:52.080 start? You want to seize the reins? I like leaving it to fate. 123 00:10:52.399 --> 00:10:54.840 Nice, all right, call it in the air bing bang tails. 124 00:10:58.080 --> 00:11:03.279 How when win a chicken dinner? Flora goes first. Oh all right, 125 00:11:03.919 --> 00:11:07.039 good, a good deal, Flora. You did it, You nailed it. 126 00:11:07.480 --> 00:11:13.679 So I'll start us out here with a little tale called the cry. 127 00:11:16.440 --> 00:11:22.279 A long plaintiff will emanated from the cardboard box. Whether Jacob had seen the 128 00:11:22.320 --> 00:11:26.759 box or heard the cry first, he couldn't be sure, but he was 129 00:11:26.840 --> 00:11:33.360 certain that the pitiful sound came from the box. This is a This has 130 00:11:33.399 --> 00:11:37.159 fallen in line again, Yeah with our theory. Yeah, let's let's repeat. 131 00:11:37.240 --> 00:11:41.320 Let's repeat the ghost tale theory. Go for it, Flora. Inform 132 00:11:41.360 --> 00:11:45.639 our listeners who may not have heard last year's folloween episode last year's if you 133 00:11:45.679 --> 00:11:48.279 go back and listen to it, we formulate this theory that starting out a 134 00:11:48.320 --> 00:11:54.399 ghost story, if you stopped within the first couple sentences, somebody might not 135 00:11:54.440 --> 00:11:58.399 be able to tell that you're not reading a pornographic story. Yep. Yeah, 136 00:11:58.440 --> 00:12:03.240 it could be like literature or ourgos story. You'll never know which. 137 00:12:03.519 --> 00:12:05.639 So to test this theory, I'm gonna start this over with that in mind. 138 00:12:05.679 --> 00:12:09.200 Yeah, give us some porn. This is some erotic literature for you. 139 00:12:09.759 --> 00:12:16.559 A long plaintive will emanated from the cardboard box. Whether Jacob had seen 140 00:12:16.679 --> 00:12:22.000 the box or heard the cry first, he couldn't be sure, but he 141 00:12:22.120 --> 00:12:28.399 was certain that the pitiful sound came from the box. All right, so 142 00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:31.559 right, that one was on the I don't I don't know if that one 143 00:12:31.799 --> 00:12:35.879 sounded terribly rot all right, all right, I mean even even even using 144 00:12:37.679 --> 00:12:41.200 my erotic voice, right, you know, I don't. I don't know 145 00:12:41.240 --> 00:12:43.960 if that one really played. But exception that proves the role. Exception that 146 00:12:45.000 --> 00:12:52.240 proves the role. I'll keep going, sorry, did interrupt at once. 147 00:12:52.279 --> 00:12:58.159 He was regretting taking the shortcut from the burger bar to the car park on 148 00:12:58.279 --> 00:13:03.440 account of his diarrhea. He had always felt uncomfortable using it after dark. 149 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:09.320 The passage between the record shop and the butcher's was only just wide enough for 150 00:13:09.399 --> 00:13:13.840 one person, and it was badly lit, with a single bulb where it 151 00:13:13.919 --> 00:13:18.200 opened out behind the shops. Anyone could be hiding in the dark, out 152 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:22.720 of sight of the main street, hardly visible in the shadows from the vast 153 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:26.360 empty car park. Still, he had something else to worry about this time, 154 00:13:26.759 --> 00:13:31.879 because there was that cry again, audible above the sound of the fans 155 00:13:31.879 --> 00:13:35.000 and the refrigeration unit at the back of the butcher's shop. It was a 156 00:13:35.039 --> 00:13:41.440 heartrending sound of loneliness, pain, and hunger that brought back memories of childhood 157 00:13:41.519 --> 00:13:46.200 punishments. When Jacob's mother locked him in his bedroom without any dinner. He 158 00:13:46.279 --> 00:13:50.679 could hear her voice even now, all these years later, You disgusting little 159 00:13:50.759 --> 00:14:00.279 monster. What was that awful sound? What should he do about it? 160 00:14:00.840 --> 00:14:03.639 Leave it? Probably let someone else sort it out. Nobody had helped him 161 00:14:03.679 --> 00:14:07.000 then, Locked in his bedroom or in the dark under the stairs, covered 162 00:14:07.080 --> 00:14:11.919 shivering in his wet pajamas, his cries drowned out by his mother's ranting in 163 00:14:11.960 --> 00:14:16.320 the loud rumble of the washing machine. Dude's got some issues, Yeah, 164 00:14:16.399 --> 00:14:22.320 no doubt, this is dark. The cry went on, long and pathetic, 165 00:14:22.679 --> 00:14:26.360 rising and falling in pitch. It was probably some kittens, they abandoned 166 00:14:26.360 --> 00:14:31.600 and unwanted offspring of a family pet, discarded by a callous owner. If 167 00:14:31.639 --> 00:14:35.639 it was, and if he opened the box, what then he'd have to 168 00:14:35.679 --> 00:14:39.480 feel responsible for them and take him home. Now, better to leave them 169 00:14:39.519 --> 00:14:43.720 for someone else. Not his problem. But the cry was echoing round the 170 00:14:43.759 --> 00:14:48.879 alley, echoing inside his head. There was something about it that sounded almost 171 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:52.639 human. Perhaps it was a baby shut in the box, he thought in 172 00:14:52.679 --> 00:14:56.559 the dark. He couldn't leave a baby shut inside a box alone in the 173 00:14:56.639 --> 00:15:01.279 dark. Kittens, yeah, I know, yeah, the baby. The 174 00:15:01.360 --> 00:15:05.399 police get involved with that. That's the kind of responsibility you want. He'd 175 00:15:05.440 --> 00:15:11.279 been killing kittens for years. Jacob knew how that felt to be shut in, 176 00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:13.399 How you could not breathe, how you began to sweat, how you 177 00:15:13.399 --> 00:15:18.440 could feel the blood rushing and roaring through your temples, and the contents of 178 00:15:18.440 --> 00:15:22.879 your stomach rising in your throat, the waves of panic that wash hot and 179 00:15:22.919 --> 00:15:26.240 cold through the body. Just the type of stuff a baby could feel. 180 00:15:28.320 --> 00:15:31.279 Exactly, yeah, just exactly the things that a baby understands. And Jacob 181 00:15:31.360 --> 00:15:35.399 knew if there was any chance that it could be a baby, he had 182 00:15:35.440 --> 00:15:39.440 no choice but to look inside the box. He was within a foot of 183 00:15:39.480 --> 00:15:43.679 the cardboard box when suddenly there was a slight movement from the box, and 184 00:15:43.759 --> 00:15:48.519 the crying ceased. All was quiet except the thrumb of the fans in the 185 00:15:48.559 --> 00:15:52.519 butcher's shop wall. The top of the box was sealed with wide brown parcel 186 00:15:52.559 --> 00:15:58.360 tape. Jacob managed to his fingernail under the end and peeled off the tape 187 00:15:58.399 --> 00:16:03.440 in one go, pulling open the flaps. He stared into the shadowy darkness, 188 00:16:03.960 --> 00:16:07.240 trying to make some sense of the shape within. It didn't look like 189 00:16:07.279 --> 00:16:11.159 a baby. In fact, there seemed to be more than one set of 190 00:16:11.159 --> 00:16:15.759 eyes blinking back at him. Kittens, I was right the first time, 191 00:16:15.799 --> 00:16:19.759 he thought, damn it, Reaching in with both hands to pick one up. 192 00:16:21.840 --> 00:16:26.480 Taloned hands grabbed both his wrists. Sudden and vicelike, searing pain shot 193 00:16:26.519 --> 00:16:30.799 up his arms. He yelled and tried to pull away. The claws pulled 194 00:16:30.799 --> 00:16:36.080 back, hard and sharp, digging into his flesh and forcing him off balance. 195 00:16:36.639 --> 00:16:40.759 Jacob realized that there was no way he could stop himself falling head first 196 00:16:40.759 --> 00:16:44.960 into the cardboard box. As his head entered the box, more small, 197 00:16:45.039 --> 00:16:48.000 clawing hands grabbed at it, pulling at his hair and ears. He felt 198 00:16:48.000 --> 00:16:52.480 sharp talons scraping his face, digg into his neck and shoulders. Even as 199 00:16:52.480 --> 00:16:56.679 his chest passed into the box, Jacob was aware of the wet and warm, 200 00:16:56.840 --> 00:17:03.079 strangely comforting feeling spreading through the front of his trousers. What then, 201 00:17:03.119 --> 00:17:07.359 as the claws pulled the rest of his body down into the darkness, he 202 00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:11.200 felt the hot and cold waves of panic running through his body. As he 203 00:17:11.200 --> 00:17:15.799 struggled for breath, the blood roaring in his ears, his shouts of terror 204 00:17:15.839 --> 00:17:21.359 began to subside, turning first into a whimper, then into a long, 205 00:17:21.960 --> 00:17:29.680 plaintive whale, and the dragon eats its own tail. The cycle never ends, 206 00:17:29.799 --> 00:17:36.039 The aaborous continues forever. And that's the cry, dude, That's why 207 00:17:36.160 --> 00:17:41.680 you never open a box ever again. Nope ups, especially in an hour, 208 00:17:41.839 --> 00:17:52.880 or like nopeps screw ups. That was a hl more like dhil. 209 00:17:52.200 --> 00:18:02.119 Yeah, I can't think of one for fat x fat ax more like fat 210 00:18:02.200 --> 00:18:12.799 us. Moving on to further tales of misery and whoa This tale is called 211 00:18:14.559 --> 00:18:22.000 black Aggie. Whoa black bag, black age la black Agget was a ghost 212 00:18:22.160 --> 00:18:26.759 baa lamb. She ghost with the most black lamb. Black Aggie hates your 213 00:18:26.759 --> 00:18:33.799 face bangla lamb. She's hain't all day, black bag. I hope everyone's 214 00:18:33.839 --> 00:18:41.400 scared now by this this tale. Did we slowly turn into Betty from Aggie? 215 00:18:41.559 --> 00:18:45.519 Because because we're just trained? Yeah? Probably. Do you want to 216 00:18:45.519 --> 00:18:48.480 know what's weird? You know the best version of that song, my favorite 217 00:18:48.559 --> 00:18:52.400 version? This is not bullshit. I'm an actual non ironic and not sarcastic 218 00:18:52.440 --> 00:18:57.960 fan of Tom Jones, the singer. Okay, it's not unusual. I 219 00:18:59.039 --> 00:19:03.000 love Tom jumps and years ago, about ten years ago told us that. 220 00:19:03.200 --> 00:19:08.359 Yep. But ten years ago he released an album called Tom Jones's Greatest Hits 221 00:19:08.480 --> 00:19:15.200 Reloaded and where he doubled up with Metallica. No, he actually really did 222 00:19:15.359 --> 00:19:18.200 like work with a bunch of like class bands. He did a song with 223 00:19:18.279 --> 00:19:23.039 portishead Um with Sarah's Matthews from Catatonia. All right. It was a great 224 00:19:23.079 --> 00:19:29.599 album, but he decided to cover Black Betty. Okay, and the opening 225 00:19:29.599 --> 00:19:32.079 of it. The thing that I love is that he gets so excited, 226 00:19:32.079 --> 00:19:37.559 he goes, this is TJ dedicated this one to lead. He's really he 227 00:19:37.680 --> 00:19:41.039 was really in the zone. So that's neither here nor there. Now I 228 00:19:41.119 --> 00:19:42.680 have to bring you back, I see, I have to. It's hard. 229 00:19:42.720 --> 00:19:48.039 I can't just hold the audience's head under the water of sheer mortal terror. 230 00:19:48.200 --> 00:19:49.119 They have to come up for air every now and again. Yeah, 231 00:19:56.519 --> 00:20:03.279 all right, So this is the tale of Black Aggie. Whoa black You 232 00:20:03.440 --> 00:20:07.880 can't say it. No, it's gonna get it. I got it, 233 00:20:07.880 --> 00:20:18.839 I got it gat ready. Okay. The tail oh Black. When Felix 234 00:20:18.920 --> 00:20:23.799 Angus put up the life size, shrouded bronze statue of a grieving angel seated 235 00:20:23.839 --> 00:20:30.279 on a penstal in the Angus family pot, how many commas can you put 236 00:20:30.359 --> 00:20:37.039 in a sentence? Okay, this is a tale of terrifying grammar, I'm 237 00:20:37.079 --> 00:20:42.039 gonna start over. The story itself is secondary to the yeah, this horrible, 238 00:20:42.279 --> 00:20:52.000 frightening grammar. It's used the runaway sentence. Okay, the double All 239 00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:55.680 right, here we go. Try it again from the top. Whoa Black 240 00:20:55.720 --> 00:21:00.440 begged? Okay, Damn, everyone's being like Jesus just can finish the story. 241 00:21:00.400 --> 00:21:03.559 Yeah, I think I just I just tapped into that. Okay. 242 00:21:04.119 --> 00:21:08.440 When Felix Angus put up the life size, shrouded bronze statue of a grieving 243 00:21:08.480 --> 00:21:14.359 angel seated on a pedestal in the Angus family plot in the druid Ridge Cemetery, 244 00:21:14.640 --> 00:21:21.240 he had no idea what he started oka. The statue was a rather 245 00:21:21.400 --> 00:21:25.319 eerie figure by day, frozen in a moment of grief and terrible pain. 246 00:21:25.680 --> 00:21:30.799 At night, the figure is almost unbelievably creepy, the shroud over its head 247 00:21:30.799 --> 00:21:33.440 obscuring the face until you were up close to it. There was a living 248 00:21:33.480 --> 00:21:37.279 air about the grieving angel, as if its arms could really reach out and 249 00:21:37.319 --> 00:21:41.079 grab you if you weren't careful, or if you blinked, yeah, I 250 00:21:41.200 --> 00:21:45.480 was way ahead you on that one. It didn't take long for rumors to 251 00:21:45.519 --> 00:21:51.200 sweep through the town and surrounding countryside. They said that the statue, nicknamed 252 00:21:51.559 --> 00:21:56.519 black Aggie Bamba Lamb, was haunted by a spirit of a mistreated wife who 253 00:21:56.599 --> 00:22:02.720 lay beneath her feet from Alabam. The statue's eyes would glow red at the 254 00:22:02.759 --> 00:22:07.039 stroke of midnight, and any living person who returned the statue's gaze would instantly 255 00:22:07.079 --> 00:22:11.880 be struck blind. Any pregnant woman who passed through her shadow would miscarry. 256 00:22:11.279 --> 00:22:17.000 Also, she's not supposed to handle broken tablets of propitia. Those are That's 257 00:22:17.039 --> 00:22:18.359 the other thing. The pregnant woman is not supposed to do a lot of 258 00:22:18.440 --> 00:22:22.160 rules to be impregnant. If you sat on her lap at night, the 259 00:22:22.200 --> 00:22:26.279 statue would come to life and crush you to death in her dark embrace. 260 00:22:26.920 --> 00:22:33.200 What a way to go. Oh God, we're in serious trouble. If 261 00:22:33.200 --> 00:22:37.200 you spoke Black Ackey's name three times at midnight in front of a dark mirror, 262 00:22:37.440 --> 00:22:45.480 Tom Jones would be there with the specter of leadbelly. Damn it. 263 00:22:53.319 --> 00:22:56.799 They have to say Bambo lamb three times to make her go away again. 264 00:22:56.960 --> 00:23:02.640 Oh all right, If you spoke Black Aggie's name three times at midnight in 265 00:23:02.680 --> 00:23:06.640 front of a dark mirror, the evil angel would appear and pull you down 266 00:23:06.640 --> 00:23:10.319 to hell. They also said that the spirits of the dead would rise from 267 00:23:10.359 --> 00:23:14.720 their graves on dark knights to gather around the statue at night. That is 268 00:23:14.920 --> 00:23:18.440 sae. That was a redundant night because they were already done dark knights. 269 00:23:19.400 --> 00:23:23.880 People began visiting the cemetery just to see the statue, and it was then 270 00:23:23.920 --> 00:23:29.160 that the local fraternity decided to make the statue of Grief part of their initiation 271 00:23:29.359 --> 00:23:36.079 rights. Black Aggie sitting Bambalam, where candidates for membership had to spend the 272 00:23:36.200 --> 00:23:40.279 night crouched beneath the statue with their backs to the grave of General Angus, 273 00:23:40.480 --> 00:23:45.440 became popular. At least he wasn't a colonel, I got it. They 274 00:23:45.559 --> 00:23:52.640 just got it. One dark knight, Bambalam, two fraternity members accompanied new 275 00:23:52.680 --> 00:23:56.359 hopefuls to the cemetery and watched while he took his place under the creepy statue 276 00:23:56.599 --> 00:24:06.720 Bambalam. The clouds had obscured the moon at night, and the whole Okay, 277 00:24:08.279 --> 00:24:12.039 the clouds had obscured the moon that night, and the whole area surrounding 278 00:24:12.039 --> 00:24:15.839 the dark statue was filled with a sense of anger and malice. Bambo lamb. 279 00:24:17.440 --> 00:24:19.559 It felt as if a storm were brewing in that part of the cemetery. 280 00:24:19.839 --> 00:24:23.960 Bamb lam And to their chagrin, the two fraternity members noticed that gray 281 00:24:25.000 --> 00:24:29.680 shadows seemed to be clustering around the body of the frightened fraternity candidate crouching in 282 00:24:29.720 --> 00:24:33.400 front of the statue. Bambo lamb. What had been a funny initiation right 283 00:24:33.480 --> 00:24:37.640 suddenly took on an air of danger. One of the fraternity brothers stepped forward 284 00:24:37.640 --> 00:24:41.400 in alarm to call out to the initiate. As he did, the statue 285 00:24:41.440 --> 00:24:47.319 above the boy stirred ominously. The two fraternity brothers froze in shock. As 286 00:24:47.359 --> 00:24:51.880 the shrouded head turned towards the new candidate, they saw the gleam of glowing 287 00:24:51.880 --> 00:24:56.720 red eyes beneath the concealing hood of the statue's arms reached out towards the cowering 288 00:24:56.799 --> 00:25:00.920 boy. With shouts of alarm, bamb lamb. The fraternity brothers leaped forward 289 00:25:00.920 --> 00:25:07.720 to rescue the new initiate, Bambalam, but it was too late. The 290 00:25:07.799 --> 00:25:12.400 initiate gave one horrified yelled Bambalam, and his body disappeared into the embrace of 291 00:25:12.400 --> 00:25:18.599 the dark angel. Bambalam, how one can I do the story? How 292 00:25:18.640 --> 00:25:22.839 long can people listen for? Yeah? They turned it off. Yeah. 293 00:25:22.920 --> 00:25:26.400 The fraternity brothers skidded to a halt as the statue thoughtfully rested its glowing eyes 294 00:25:26.440 --> 00:25:30.359 on them. With gasps of terror, the boys fled from the cemetery before 295 00:25:30.359 --> 00:25:34.519 the statue could grab them. Two. Hearing the screams, a night watchman 296 00:25:34.640 --> 00:25:38.759 hurried to the Angus plot. To his chagrin, he discovered the body of 297 00:25:38.759 --> 00:25:41.920 a young man lying at the foot of the statue. The young man had 298 00:25:41.920 --> 00:25:47.759 apparently died of fright. The disruption caused by the statue grew so acute that 299 00:25:47.799 --> 00:25:51.799 the Angus family finally donated to the Smithsonian Museum in Washington, d C. 300 00:25:52.519 --> 00:25:56.400 The grieving angel sat for many years in storage, there, never again to 301 00:25:56.480 --> 00:26:07.000 plague the citizens visiting Druid Hill Park Cemetery. Harry Bambalam, whoa black whoa 302 00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:14.839 black black? She came and right at you. She'll screw you up. 303 00:26:14.880 --> 00:26:19.200 Broma Lamb, don't look up Bromia. Yeah, she's the bane of bros. 304 00:26:19.720 --> 00:26:22.319 Also, did you notice that this story just kind of just kind of 305 00:26:22.319 --> 00:26:26.880 went raiders the Lost Arc at the end. Yeah, it belongs in a 306 00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:32.880 museum. I think that Black Aggie, you know, took out some bros. 307 00:26:33.680 --> 00:26:37.240 Well, they were being disrespectful. Black Aggie knows what shes doing. 308 00:26:40.079 --> 00:26:41.960 Well, we should find this person because I think we did a good job. 309 00:26:42.000 --> 00:26:45.359 That story is cool and scary. I wish someone could tell it to 310 00:26:45.440 --> 00:26:49.960 me in a scary way. Reply. Yeah, so there you go. 311 00:26:51.079 --> 00:26:55.400 There's Black Aggie, Bamba Lamb. Fun you your turn, Flora for what 312 00:26:55.759 --> 00:26:59.960 I hope is a more streamlined story that that story. I shouldn't have picked 313 00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:04.119 that. That was nothing but digression and ridiculousnessness and extra syllables. All right, 314 00:27:04.480 --> 00:27:07.519 Uh, this one, this one doesn't have a song to go with 315 00:27:07.559 --> 00:27:11.240 it that I can think of. If you can think of a song to 316 00:27:11.319 --> 00:27:18.440 go with it, that sounds like a challenge. This is called nightmare ha. 317 00:27:19.720 --> 00:27:26.759 What say it again? Nightmare ha ha, ruler of the daymare. 318 00:27:27.880 --> 00:27:34.279 No, I'm just fighting for it now in a nightmare day No, nightmare 319 00:27:34.279 --> 00:27:44.359 house is the name of the all right, an. It was a dark 320 00:27:44.440 --> 00:27:49.519 and stormy night. Steve had just come in from having tied down anything that 321 00:27:49.640 --> 00:28:00.759 could possibly all right, all right, nope, I want this theory to 322 00:28:00.759 --> 00:28:07.839 work. Steve had just come in from having tied down anything that could possibly 323 00:28:07.839 --> 00:28:12.920 blow away in the way, blow away in the wind. Outside, cold 324 00:28:14.039 --> 00:28:17.880 seeping into his bones, he decided to sit by the fireplace to warm up. 325 00:28:18.319 --> 00:28:21.640 He closed the door to the large living room of the large house he 326 00:28:21.640 --> 00:28:26.079 had just purchased. His wife and daughter were back at the old home gathering 327 00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:30.079 up some of the last items to be moved to their new one. Steve 328 00:28:30.200 --> 00:28:33.160 decided to stay the night by himself to get a field for the house. 329 00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:37.640 The house was probably too large for such a small family, but Steve couldn't 330 00:28:37.640 --> 00:28:41.880 pass up the goodbye he got on it. An old antique house, incredibly 331 00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:48.480 large in a quiet secluded area for such a small price. You'd be stupid 332 00:28:48.559 --> 00:28:52.599 not to get it. Steve still couldn't believe how lucky he was. The 333 00:28:52.680 --> 00:28:56.440 television was one of the items his wife was bringing the next day, so 334 00:28:56.480 --> 00:29:00.920 he decided to read a book to pass the time. He sipped at his 335 00:29:00.960 --> 00:29:06.000 hot coffee while being warmed by the crackling fireplace. Steve couldn't help but look 336 00:29:06.039 --> 00:29:08.960 forward to many more nights like this, all snug in front of the grand 337 00:29:10.000 --> 00:29:14.960 fireplace on the cold winter nights that would eventually come. He had just started 338 00:29:15.000 --> 00:29:18.880 to get into his book when he heard a tapping sound from the upper floor. 339 00:29:21.519 --> 00:29:25.640 Steve brushed it off quickly. Old houses like this always make sounds like 340 00:29:25.720 --> 00:29:29.039 that in the movies, even though I'm sure it's had enough time to settle 341 00:29:29.160 --> 00:29:33.559 a He had to chuckle over his corny joke. He went back to his 342 00:29:33.640 --> 00:29:37.960 book, but the sounds started again. It seemed to be moving across the 343 00:29:37.039 --> 00:29:41.920 room upstairs. Perhaps mice, thought Steve, I should really look into that 344 00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:47.079 tomorrow morning. The wife would not be pleased to find mice in their new 345 00:29:47.079 --> 00:29:51.720 home tomorrow, though. No use chasing mice in the dark. Then Steve 346 00:29:51.799 --> 00:29:56.880 heard what sounded like a door opening upstairs. The big room was starting to 347 00:29:56.880 --> 00:30:00.799 feel a bit less cozy. He tried to p ass it off as his 348 00:30:00.839 --> 00:30:06.200 imagination running wild and tried to immerse himself in his book. It did no 349 00:30:06.279 --> 00:30:11.119 good, because this time the sounds didn't go away. The tapping. Then 350 00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:17.960 footsteps started to sound like they were coming down the stairs down the stairs that 351 00:30:18.039 --> 00:30:22.480 led to the living room's door, louder and louder as they went down. 352 00:30:23.640 --> 00:30:27.920 Steve had put the book down now and was staring at the door with great 353 00:30:27.960 --> 00:30:33.799 intensity. What if it's a robber, he thought, or worse, No, 354 00:30:33.920 --> 00:30:37.599 he mustn't let his imagination go wild. He stared at the great door 355 00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:42.079 and heard the footsteps keep thumping, finally coming off the stairs towards the door. 356 00:30:42.839 --> 00:30:48.680 He stared at the door, his fear increasing. The fireplace suddenly went 357 00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:52.839 out. The door handle started to turn. Steve was too frightened to get 358 00:30:52.960 --> 00:30:56.480 up to stop it, stuck in his place by his fear. Slowly it 359 00:30:56.559 --> 00:31:02.400 creaked open until it was finally completely and to Steve, a great blinding light 360 00:31:02.480 --> 00:31:07.200 filled the room from the door. A blood curdling scream arose from Steve. 361 00:31:10.319 --> 00:31:14.519 Linda pulled into the driveway in her truck. She was sure she finally had 362 00:31:14.519 --> 00:31:18.160 gotten every last thing and was ready to move into the new house. Her 363 00:31:18.240 --> 00:31:21.920 daughter bounced out of the truck and ran towards the house. Linda thought, 364 00:31:22.039 --> 00:31:25.279 not for the first time, that the house was much too big for the 365 00:31:25.279 --> 00:31:27.359 three of them, but Steve was too much in love with it for her 366 00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:30.960 to change his mind. She had told him not to spend the night in 367 00:31:32.039 --> 00:31:36.240 the house alone, but he had insisted. She smiled to herself, the 368 00:31:36.240 --> 00:31:40.039 big goof was probably going to tell their daughter all kinds of ghost stories he 369 00:31:40.160 --> 00:31:44.000 made up last night, and she'll end up trying to soothe her to bed 370 00:31:44.079 --> 00:31:48.920 tonight. Her daughter bounded into the house, then she followed closely behind. 371 00:31:48.680 --> 00:31:53.920 She called for Steve, but there was no answer. Probably still sleeping in 372 00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:57.559 that huge living room, or can't hear us through the door. He loved 373 00:31:57.640 --> 00:32:01.559 that room most about this house. She told her daughter to check the living 374 00:32:01.599 --> 00:32:06.599 room for her father. Her daughter went off to do that. Linda started 375 00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:09.079 unpacking some of the food they had brought in the kitchen when she heard a 376 00:32:09.119 --> 00:32:13.960 scream from her daughter. She ran to the living room to see what was 377 00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:20.039 the matter. She looked in and screamed herself. Steve was sitting in his 378 00:32:20.160 --> 00:32:24.759 chair book on the floor. His hair had turned stark white, his clothes 379 00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:29.519 were ripped, and it looked like he had tried to claw his eyes out 380 00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:32.799 with all the claw marks on his face. He was dead, with a 381 00:32:32.839 --> 00:32:38.079 look of stark terror etched forever on his face. Linda wretched and cried, 382 00:32:38.680 --> 00:32:43.599 what, what could possibly have done this to her husband? What? Then, 383 00:32:43.720 --> 00:32:47.119 through her sobs and her daughter screaming, she thought she heard a thumping 384 00:32:47.200 --> 00:33:01.480 sound upstairs. Who buy? I like that? Yeah? I like anybody 385 00:33:01.640 --> 00:33:05.839 close her own face up. That's a good story. That's that's got production 386 00:33:05.920 --> 00:33:09.759 value. Yeah, funny or ripped, ripped clothing and uh and scratched his 387 00:33:09.799 --> 00:33:15.960 own face. I don't know, stop hitting yourself. All right, I 388 00:33:15.000 --> 00:33:20.319 got one, oh do you? Yeah? This next one is called the 389 00:33:20.599 --> 00:33:27.400 Mansion. I was gonna skip ahead the Mansion. A shiver ran through her 390 00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:30.640 as a gentle caressed rand over her shoulders and beneath her arms. She felt 391 00:33:30.640 --> 00:33:34.680 a gentle cupping of her breast, and then a light tweaking of her nipples 392 00:33:34.680 --> 00:33:39.920 to the thin material of her robe. That's serious. That's your annual literatic 393 00:33:39.960 --> 00:33:45.759 a story. All right, here's a here's a tale of terror. Now. 394 00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:49.000 I'm gonna warn everybody before because even the even the title of this one 395 00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:52.519 might be objectionable to the younger listeners, of which there are none. I 396 00:33:52.559 --> 00:34:04.680 hope thunder sound. All right. There was once a beautiful old house right 397 00:34:04.720 --> 00:34:07.640 on the edge of a lake, surrounded by woods, But no one would 398 00:34:07.680 --> 00:34:12.800 live there because a spirit calling itself sifty sifty Sand drove everyone away. In 399 00:34:12.840 --> 00:34:15.079 desperation, the owner of the house went to the big city looking for a 400 00:34:15.119 --> 00:34:19.519 man a woman who'd be able to banish the spirit of sifty sifty Sand. 401 00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:22.199 The first night in town, he came across a man named Sam, who 402 00:34:22.199 --> 00:34:27.280 had spent much of his life banishing ghosts. You know, banishing Sam, 403 00:34:27.519 --> 00:34:31.079 Yeah, yep, oldish. As Sam approached the house, he whistled cheerfully 404 00:34:31.079 --> 00:34:35.159 to himself. The prospect of a good night's sleep in a fancy house and 405 00:34:35.199 --> 00:34:38.159 a big wad of money in his pocket made Sam a happy man. Darkness 406 00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:42.599 came swiftly, and with it came a sinister, hissing sound from the forest, 407 00:34:43.400 --> 00:34:51.360 safty sifty. The wind whistled in the tree tops. The waves lapping 408 00:34:51.360 --> 00:34:54.519 at the shore responded outside. A huge gust of wind shook the house and 409 00:34:54.599 --> 00:34:59.079 howled down the chimney. Sam shivered and threw another log on the fire. 410 00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:02.119 Didn't settled down a bit, and Sam could once again hear the tiny sounds 411 00:35:02.119 --> 00:35:10.760 of night sifty sifty. The little frogs croaked, belched, the biggest of 412 00:35:10.800 --> 00:35:16.800 the bullfrogs. Holy Sam, Sand, there are frogs I could talk. 413 00:35:17.679 --> 00:35:22.639 Yeah. The sound of the waves grew louder. Sam heard a huge thud 414 00:35:22.760 --> 00:35:27.920 thud thud sound coming from the forest. Sam ran around the house, making 415 00:35:27.920 --> 00:35:30.159 sure all the windows and doors were locked. He had just settled down by 416 00:35:30.159 --> 00:35:34.159 the fire for supper when there came a soft cry from the far side of 417 00:35:34.159 --> 00:35:37.559 the lake. The frying pan shook in his grip, and he hastily put 418 00:35:37.599 --> 00:35:39.840 it back in the fire and pulled a bible out of his pack. The 419 00:35:39.920 --> 00:35:45.440 cry came again louder. A strange gust of air blew through the house, 420 00:35:45.519 --> 00:35:49.559 bringing with it a strange, musty smell, like the dust in a graveyard. 421 00:35:50.280 --> 00:35:54.199 Out in the lake, Sam heard a voice chanting, I'm sifty sifty 422 00:35:54.360 --> 00:36:01.079 s and I'm here on the lake. Where is the man? Sam frozen 423 00:36:01.159 --> 00:36:07.599 place, and the wind picked up again, howling down the large chimney sifty 424 00:36:07.760 --> 00:36:13.039 sifty seve A sinister voice hissed from the shore of the lake. I'm here 425 00:36:13.519 --> 00:36:20.559 sure. Sam dropped his bible in fright. His hands were shaking too much 426 00:36:20.599 --> 00:36:23.280 to grip anything, and the dusty, decaying smell coming through the window seemed 427 00:36:23.280 --> 00:36:30.360 to dull his thoughts and numb his body. Sifty sift. A terrible howling 428 00:36:30.519 --> 00:36:35.480 voice called from the front of the house, I'm here on the porch, 429 00:36:37.880 --> 00:36:43.880 abandoning food, bible bag in sanity. Sam wrestled desperately with the back window, 430 00:36:43.920 --> 00:36:46.199 trying to open it wide enough to climb through. He heard the front 431 00:36:46.199 --> 00:36:52.199 door slam open with a bang, and down the passageway came the thudding of 432 00:36:52.239 --> 00:36:57.119 footsteps. Then the kitchen door slammed inward, and a huge shadow with burning 433 00:36:57.199 --> 00:37:05.559 yellow eyes appeared in the frame. Cyc oh horrible blood chilling voice bellowed, 434 00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:15.480 I'm here in the house. No you win't on account I'm gone, shouted 435 00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:19.079 Sam. Spring into the window, glass, wood frame and all. He 436 00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:22.440 high tailed it back to his own town faster than a jack rabbit. And 437 00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:24.679 that was the last time anybody went near the old house on the lake. 438 00:37:25.039 --> 00:37:30.440 If it hasn't fallen to pieces by now, then sifty fifty sand may still 439 00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:37.360 be there. Boo booguiny, booguiny. You have some kind of affinity for 440 00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:43.039 stories, Yeah, that people repeat things as they get closer. I'm like 441 00:37:43.119 --> 00:37:47.199 the chant whisperer. I can find these stories without trying because I don't try, 442 00:37:47.199 --> 00:37:51.719 and I find them. That's how I've proven that. Yeah, you 443 00:37:51.760 --> 00:37:54.119 know this is this is kind of a trope in stories. Yeah, you 444 00:37:54.159 --> 00:37:58.280 know, it's like, oh, guy in house, they're repeated, it 445 00:37:58.320 --> 00:38:01.400 gets closer, it gets closer, it gets this was this through a little 446 00:38:01.440 --> 00:38:06.440 turn because he got away? That's true. Yeah, but here's what I'm 447 00:38:06.480 --> 00:38:08.760 curious. Ever banished a ghost ever again? Right, here's the thing. 448 00:38:08.840 --> 00:38:14.360 This guy's like he spent his whole life banishing ghosts and he brought nothing. 449 00:38:14.719 --> 00:38:16.840 He didn't brought a Bible. Yeah, but like that's all you need but 450 00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:21.360 Jesus, But like, what are you talking about? But what but what 451 00:38:21.519 --> 00:38:25.119 Jesus? It's all you need? W W j D. Here's the thing 452 00:38:25.119 --> 00:38:30.039 though, Like he didn't like commenced to banishing, he made no attempt to 453 00:38:30.079 --> 00:38:32.519 banish. Sounds like he was a fraud. Right, He's like, Oh, 454 00:38:32.559 --> 00:38:36.440 I'll just sleep in a spooky house and not give a fuck. Yeah, 455 00:38:36.599 --> 00:38:38.719 I think that's what he big wat He still had the wad of cash 456 00:38:38.719 --> 00:38:42.199 in his pocket. Yeah, I think that's what. Yeah, he got 457 00:38:42.199 --> 00:38:45.280 paid, so we paid up front. That's a smart racket. Yeah, 458 00:38:45.320 --> 00:38:52.119 that's what he's I'm a banisher, which is a turn of the century dialogue 459 00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:57.760 for hobo I'll sleep in your spooky room for money. Yeah, five hundred 460 00:38:57.760 --> 00:39:00.000 dollars right now, and I'll go get rid of that ghost. Right he 461 00:39:00.440 --> 00:39:06.639 sleep seen again? Yeah, and there was the money, Yeah exactly, 462 00:39:06.679 --> 00:39:16.880 and said by the local strip club. That's right. So there you go. 463 00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:22.440 There's the terrifying tale of fifty fifty sand Oh okay, how about do 464 00:39:22.440 --> 00:39:25.039 you got Flora? I got one more for you? And uh, I'm 465 00:39:25.039 --> 00:39:30.440 gonna round my stories out with a with a good old poem. I love 466 00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:35.440 it the best way to end an episode. This poem is called Will. 467 00:39:40.079 --> 00:39:46.119 There in the calumus, he stands with frog webbed feet and bat winged hands. 468 00:39:47.000 --> 00:39:55.039 His glow worm garb glints goblin wise and elfishly and elfishly above the gleam 469 00:39:55.119 --> 00:40:01.400 of oulid eyes, A death's moth cap of downy dies nods out at me, 470 00:40:01.960 --> 00:40:07.039 nods out at me now in the reeds, his face looks white as 471 00:40:07.079 --> 00:40:13.559 witch down on a witch's night. Now through the dark old haunted mill, 472 00:40:14.159 --> 00:40:21.159 so eerily, so eerily he flits and with a whipperwill mouth hauls and seems 473 00:40:21.239 --> 00:40:27.760 to syllable, come follow me, come follow me now o'er the sluggish stream, 474 00:40:27.960 --> 00:40:34.440 he winds a slim light at his finger ends the spotted spawn. The 475 00:40:34.599 --> 00:40:42.079 toad hath Clumb slips oozily, slips oozily. His easy footsteps seem to come 476 00:40:42.320 --> 00:40:46.119 like bubble gaspings of the scum. Now near to me, Now near to 477 00:40:46.199 --> 00:40:52.000 me. There by the stagnant pool. He stands a fox fire lamp in 478 00:40:52.119 --> 00:41:00.159 flickering hands. The weeds are slimy to the tread and mockingly and mockingly with 479 00:41:00.280 --> 00:41:07.519 slanted eyes, an eldridge head, he leans above a face long dead, 480 00:41:07.280 --> 00:41:27.840 the face of me, the face of me. You said it crime stick. 481 00:41:30.159 --> 00:41:31.840 There you go. That's a that's the willow of the whisp poem. 482 00:41:32.039 --> 00:41:36.000 That's awesome. That was good. That was That was the spookiest thing. 483 00:41:37.360 --> 00:41:40.639 Poems are the every Poems are are spooky. Yeah they're good. Spooky poems 484 00:41:40.639 --> 00:41:47.239 are spooky poems. Toots, we got a request from more diggie toots. 485 00:41:47.320 --> 00:41:51.800 Yeah we forgot about that. Yeah, I guess we've been laxing our diggie 486 00:41:51.840 --> 00:41:54.000 tootsing diggie toots. Man, I'm on, I'm on, rats. Some 487 00:41:54.199 --> 00:41:59.719 spoker poetry. That's my next. My day's time is called ghost stars man. 488 00:41:59.760 --> 00:42:08.880 But lamba treble mon name treble mountain Abel abel knebel hanneweeble trick or treeble. 489 00:42:09.199 --> 00:42:13.000 Thank y'all, nigga two. So there you go. That's uh, 490 00:42:13.119 --> 00:42:16.480 that's your your ghost Stories episode for this year. Yeah. Check you check 491 00:42:16.519 --> 00:42:21.079 your pants because you wet them. Yeah, hopefully you wore a diaper or 492 00:42:21.079 --> 00:42:23.920 at least set on a towel. Oh man. And uh look forward to 493 00:42:24.199 --> 00:42:29.559 some more around Yule Tide yep and uh and then next summer. Yeah, 494 00:42:29.920 --> 00:42:31.360 like we do, like we do. I mean, I'll tell you. 495 00:42:31.400 --> 00:42:36.440 I mean it's I don't know that there's anything scarier than those stories. Probably 496 00:42:36.559 --> 00:42:38.440 not, No, probably not. I And in fact, I think we 497 00:42:38.480 --> 00:42:43.719 should go on and tell everybody to subscribe to iTunes and and say our names 498 00:42:43.760 --> 00:42:46.559 with with funny yeah phrases, and then and then say bye. Probably right, 499 00:42:46.760 --> 00:42:50.920 no, yeah no, because we can't getting scarier than there. Wait 500 00:42:50.960 --> 00:42:55.800 a minute, what's that tap tap tapping on the window? A gremlin? 501 00:42:57.480 --> 00:43:08.320 No, something far more dangerous. Okay, I'll start us off, all 502 00:43:08.400 --> 00:43:14.519 right, all right, I don't get floras on point. I have a 503 00:43:15.000 --> 00:43:20.880 fortune teller, nice fortune teller where you can go and have your fortune divined 504 00:43:21.280 --> 00:43:25.639 by looking into the contents of a cardboard box. Oh really, it's called 505 00:43:27.559 --> 00:43:32.719 the Scry Nice. That is good. I like that. All right, 506 00:43:34.039 --> 00:43:37.400 I've got one. This is uh it's one of our new sponsors. Oh 507 00:43:37.519 --> 00:43:44.559 yeah, yeah. It's actually a demolition company. They specialize in unblocking old 508 00:43:44.679 --> 00:43:46.679 rivers. You know, people used to they would block up a river to 509 00:43:46.800 --> 00:43:50.679 kind of create a reservoir. But then over time they realized was a bad 510 00:43:50.719 --> 00:43:54.400 idea. So this one company special mentally on sound dude, right exactly, 511 00:43:54.440 --> 00:44:00.280 So this one company exists. They that's they specialize in removing these impediments. 512 00:44:00.920 --> 00:44:05.639 Uh. It's run by a woman. Her name is Agatha, but they've 513 00:44:05.639 --> 00:44:08.960 always called her Black Aggie. Uh and so her you know, its just 514 00:44:09.239 --> 00:44:15.000 a nickname she's always had. Um. So her company is Black Aggie's damn 515 00:44:15.079 --> 00:44:21.760 coblam. Oh Na, damn comblam, black tagger, damn com blame that 516 00:44:21.960 --> 00:44:25.880 river blocked up. Then we're gonna show well, get rid of that debris. 517 00:44:27.480 --> 00:44:30.840 Comblam. Set the water for you day, black taggers, damn comblam. 518 00:44:37.639 --> 00:44:40.079 That's what I've got. If there's not one, there is, now, 519 00:44:44.639 --> 00:44:47.079 what do you got? Geez? All right, um my my next 520 00:44:47.159 --> 00:44:52.880 one. Uh, it's it's a it's a popular tourist spot, especially for 521 00:44:53.000 --> 00:44:58.840 fans of of old WWF wrestling, oh, of which there are Malassic Classic 522 00:44:58.960 --> 00:45:01.159 days. Uh. But if you go there, you might come out of 523 00:45:01.239 --> 00:45:07.920 it with with bleached hair, just the hair that's almost stark white. You 524 00:45:07.199 --> 00:45:12.280 might be horrified at what you see because you go in there and you hear 525 00:45:13.000 --> 00:45:25.800 thump thump. It's the it's the Rick Flairhouse, the Nature Boy. Yeah, 526 00:45:27.920 --> 00:45:32.920 nice WWF reference, really well done. All right, I've got I've 527 00:45:32.960 --> 00:45:37.000 got one to around this out. Okay, I got a It's a children's 528 00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:42.719 story about a man named Daniel who travels to Japan and he likes to race 529 00:45:42.800 --> 00:45:45.960 cars. But in Japan they like to make the cars go sideways. Yeah, 530 00:45:46.599 --> 00:45:52.880 so it's the tale of shifty Drifty Dan. He does that in Tokyo, 531 00:45:52.039 --> 00:45:58.920 right, he dies and becomes a ghost. Oh yeah, there it 532 00:45:59.079 --> 00:46:01.360 is, man oh man. Limbs ponds you can't you can put them in 533 00:46:01.360 --> 00:46:04.599 the ground, whether they just come back to haunt you. Yeah, you 534 00:46:04.679 --> 00:46:07.880 can't bury pons. Tap tap tap at the windows. Right, scary stuff. 535 00:46:08.320 --> 00:46:13.320 Yeah, you know, Flora, I'm not entirely certain. Um where 536 00:46:14.199 --> 00:46:17.320 wolves, Yeah we're wolves. Where to put this in the podcast because I've 537 00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:22.840 got a whole bunch of terrifying tales that are all entirely true. Where did 538 00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:24.239 they come from? Where did you get them? I looked all over the 539 00:46:24.280 --> 00:46:27.920 place for tales and I couldn't find any. Well, I've got a bunch, 540 00:46:28.199 --> 00:46:42.280 and they come from listener mail. Hollow what Yeah, that's a creepy 541 00:46:42.360 --> 00:46:45.119 place. Yeah. All those kids are from listener Maile Elementary School. Yeah 542 00:46:46.519 --> 00:46:52.320 one of us. Yeah. What have we got? An old mail bags? 543 00:46:52.400 --> 00:46:55.800 Oh? Man, so many great things, and we've got an amazing 544 00:46:55.840 --> 00:47:00.920 where to kick this off with a couple of true tales of the terrifying that 545 00:47:01.039 --> 00:47:05.079 we had. We got so much awesome listener mail that we had to, 546 00:47:05.159 --> 00:47:07.199 like, we had to make some Sophie's choices here. Yeah. Yeah, 547 00:47:07.559 --> 00:47:12.199 so as promised, let's get our promises right out of the way. A 548 00:47:12.599 --> 00:47:16.280 terrifying tale from his kitty Pickles. Oh, one of our good friends, 549 00:47:16.360 --> 00:47:23.199 Kate Parker from the hilarious and very entertaining Uniform Snowflakes podcast check it out, 550 00:47:23.400 --> 00:47:27.360 of which we were guests. M M. That's how we know it was 551 00:47:27.400 --> 00:47:34.559 so good. We've tasted those goods firsthand. Mmm. I shoved him all 552 00:47:34.599 --> 00:47:37.639 in the face and it almost threw up the rest of the night. So 553 00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:42.199 Kate's got a great haunted apartment story. We got a couple this week, 554 00:47:43.000 --> 00:47:46.079 so let's kick this off. Kate moved into an apartment. She had some 555 00:47:46.199 --> 00:47:52.599 roommates, and one night she gets she gets home, She's got the apartment 556 00:47:52.639 --> 00:47:57.599 to herself. She's taken an app whatever sharpening knives, whatever it is. 557 00:47:57.679 --> 00:48:07.119 She feels like Kate's off other people was probably putting bread everywhere, right, 558 00:48:07.480 --> 00:48:13.559 we're wildly speculating on the personal life of Kate here, probably playing Statigo, 559 00:48:13.679 --> 00:48:15.400 but it's on a turntable, so she's playing both sides of it, I 560 00:48:15.440 --> 00:48:21.599 don't know, still losing. So she hears her roommate come home, she 561 00:48:21.719 --> 00:48:23.800 hears the keys in the door, doors open, shots, goes straight into 562 00:48:23.800 --> 00:48:27.840 the bathroom to jump in the shower. Now, Kate, this is kind 563 00:48:27.840 --> 00:48:30.039 of a new arrangement. She didn't know her roommate that well, so it's 564 00:48:30.039 --> 00:48:32.800 not like she could come flying in there. But Kate had to also like 565 00:48:32.920 --> 00:48:36.199 get ready for work and stuff. But she's like, oh, just waiting, 566 00:48:36.239 --> 00:48:37.480 ben. So she's sitting there and she hears the shower running, and 567 00:48:37.519 --> 00:48:42.079 it's running for like twenty minutes and She's like, dude, come on, 568 00:48:42.280 --> 00:48:45.639 now, what her conservation. Yeah, let's think of the planet. So 569 00:48:46.159 --> 00:48:49.960 she was waiting and waiting, and finally she like walks up and she kind 570 00:48:49.960 --> 00:48:53.760 of knocks on the door. She was like, hey, hello, and 571 00:48:53.920 --> 00:48:58.840 finally she's like, God, I have to open the door. Opens the 572 00:48:58.920 --> 00:49:01.519 door. There's no one there. There's no shower running. She'd heard it 573 00:49:02.039 --> 00:49:07.000 for like thirty minutes, nothing going on. She checked. She even, 574 00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:12.000 like Kate is a very rational woman. She was like, well, maybe 575 00:49:12.039 --> 00:49:14.719 it's the upstairs name. But she went outside and actually stuck her head out 576 00:49:14.760 --> 00:49:16.960 the window to see if she could hear a shower from like her upstairs or 577 00:49:16.960 --> 00:49:22.360 downstairs neighbor. Nothing, because they were done because that shower was over. 578 00:49:22.719 --> 00:49:24.920 But no, she heard all the all the interim sounds, everything happened, 579 00:49:24.920 --> 00:49:29.360 and then there was no one there. Weird. Yeah that's great, super 580 00:49:29.400 --> 00:49:31.760 spooky, I mean as spooky tails go. She got off pretty light. 581 00:49:32.039 --> 00:49:36.599 Yeah yeah, but it's it's still spooky because that means for the rest of 582 00:49:36.679 --> 00:49:39.480 her time in that apartment, she was like embracing for ghost encounter. Yeah. 583 00:49:39.639 --> 00:49:43.960 Yeah, that's that'll take it out of you. Yeah. Nice, 584 00:49:44.000 --> 00:49:46.840 thanks for writing, Kate. Yeah, thank you, Kate kid A Pickles. 585 00:49:47.400 --> 00:49:53.960 Also Kate in beautiful minimalist fashion, closes out her story with great podcast 586 00:49:54.039 --> 00:50:01.000 guys, which I was better at puns? Oh well play? Yeah, 587 00:50:01.159 --> 00:50:07.079 that was like just the tiny little dagger, which better Nice? Well played, 588 00:50:07.159 --> 00:50:09.559 Kitty Pickles. Nice. We also have one from a friend of the 589 00:50:09.599 --> 00:50:16.079 podcast Oh Yeah, who is very talented and terrific um and it's she lived 590 00:50:16.119 --> 00:50:22.920 in a haunted apartment and so she she moved in and her roommates had said, 591 00:50:22.559 --> 00:50:25.639 hey, just so you know, our apartments haunted. UM. There 592 00:50:25.760 --> 00:50:30.039 was an old woman UM named Francis who used to live in the building. 593 00:50:30.840 --> 00:50:36.679 And as Kenna was unpacking her bags when she first moved in, she heard 594 00:50:36.800 --> 00:50:42.760 clearly an elderly woman say hello, and which obviously for in the apartment. 595 00:50:42.880 --> 00:50:45.320 No one else in the apartment. She was there by herself and her roommates. 596 00:50:45.639 --> 00:50:49.000 I love this. Their roommates weren't like, oh my god, the 597 00:50:49.079 --> 00:50:53.360 ghost. They were like, yeah, our ghost doesn't talk like stiff armed 598 00:50:53.360 --> 00:50:57.280 her head. No. She's like, guys, I'm having an experienced They're 599 00:50:57.320 --> 00:51:00.440 like, yeah, no, we don't experience ghost, but not that kind 600 00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:06.639 of goes. So I'm pleased. Report Kenna doesn't live with those people anymore. 601 00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:10.960 What happened to Yes, and man you gotta pay money to Yeah, 602 00:51:12.239 --> 00:51:15.159 but they did continue to have, um uh problems with the haunting. One 603 00:51:15.199 --> 00:51:17.840 of the girls ended up having a baby and they said that really kick things 604 00:51:17.920 --> 00:51:22.679 up, which we hear a lot in ghost stories. So I'm wondering, 605 00:51:22.280 --> 00:51:25.599 Kenna, how they how it kicked it up? It was it a more 606 00:51:25.719 --> 00:51:30.079 just more of a presence? Uh? Did it do stuff? Was it? 607 00:51:30.320 --> 00:51:35.039 Was it more malevolent? Was it? Did it tuck the baby in? 608 00:51:35.320 --> 00:51:37.400 You know, like like what kind of how how did that increase? 609 00:51:37.559 --> 00:51:39.760 Yeah? So yeah, thank you very much, Kenna. I love that. 610 00:51:39.920 --> 00:51:44.239 An awesome story. And right here, right here in Chicago. Yeah, 611 00:51:44.320 --> 00:51:57.320 right around the corner apartments unavoidable leases, security deposit denying friends. Yeah, 612 00:51:58.039 --> 00:52:00.920 we heard back from my friend disturb. M m oh heyhait wait wait 613 00:52:00.960 --> 00:52:07.039 wait can see that's Disturbed. That's the one. That's the one see learn 614 00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:15.599 we learn Alistair Crowley. Oh you got room. I got room to be 615 00:52:15.719 --> 00:52:21.199 right about one thing, uh, disturbed one to let us know that we 616 00:52:21.599 --> 00:52:25.119 actually got to mention on the Miskatonic University podcast. And you can find those 617 00:52:25.159 --> 00:52:30.000 guys at mudesh podcast dot com. It's a call of Cthula roleplaying podcast. 618 00:52:30.719 --> 00:52:34.960 So great, thank you guys for for giving us a shout out there, 619 00:52:35.840 --> 00:52:37.960 and we're we're probably going to be hitting up your site soon. Oh yeah, 620 00:52:38.079 --> 00:52:42.480 because we we've got some lovecrafty and irons in the fire. Oh we 621 00:52:42.559 --> 00:52:45.800 really do. We've got an amazing episode. We were trying to get it 622 00:52:45.840 --> 00:52:49.840 done for October. Couldn't quite get the scheduling worked right, Oh scheduling, 623 00:52:50.199 --> 00:52:52.559 But we're here every week, Flora, what could that possibly mean? Well, 624 00:52:52.880 --> 00:53:00.480 I don't know. Yeah, so yeah, yeah, we've we've got 625 00:53:00.519 --> 00:53:04.599 some stuff in the work. So so thank you guys for listening and giving 626 00:53:04.679 --> 00:53:07.000 us a shout out. Yeah, well, we'll be swinging by your neck 627 00:53:07.039 --> 00:53:19.960 of the wood soon, I'm sure, Bam milan Man, well done. 628 00:53:20.800 --> 00:53:23.639 I'd like to take just the briefest moments to point out that this week's listener 629 00:53:23.719 --> 00:53:29.840 mail is brought to you by Bourbon and Cider Bourbon Insider, a delicious beverage. 630 00:53:29.880 --> 00:53:34.239 I highly recommend it. And uh and here we go, and it 631 00:53:34.360 --> 00:53:37.400 helps you to not finish sentences. Yeah, all right, We've got a 632 00:53:38.400 --> 00:53:43.920 quick note from a friend of the podcast. Jay Jay says that the uh. 633 00:53:44.800 --> 00:53:47.679 For some reason, he felt that the penalty box of the Jabberwock had 634 00:53:47.719 --> 00:53:52.760 an oddly sexual mix to it. Maybe it was because we were like both 635 00:53:52.840 --> 00:53:58.000 in on it tag team in the jabber one. Yeah, it's it's probably 636 00:53:58.039 --> 00:54:02.280 calls. Everything went nicker snap and we were all galumping all over the place. 637 00:54:04.599 --> 00:54:07.039 Now, I do want to point this out because I it occurred to 638 00:54:07.119 --> 00:54:09.639 me when listening to it. That has been a long time since we've explained 639 00:54:09.800 --> 00:54:13.960 the penalty box, so we should do this every time. True, the 640 00:54:14.079 --> 00:54:19.159 penalty box is a weird technological torture chamber that we created on accident with our 641 00:54:19.239 --> 00:54:23.960 old microphone setup to make a very long story short, using our old microphone 642 00:54:24.000 --> 00:54:28.400 and our old laptop. For some reason, when you speak into the if 643 00:54:28.400 --> 00:54:31.119 you're wearing headphones, you speak into the microphone, it goes through the computer 644 00:54:31.199 --> 00:54:35.599 and by the time it gets to the headphone output, there is just this 645 00:54:36.519 --> 00:54:39.960 one tenth of a second, this incremental delay. But the thing is is 646 00:54:40.039 --> 00:54:45.119 your brain is constantly trying to sync up what you're saying with what you're hearing, 647 00:54:45.280 --> 00:54:49.599 right, so it makes it impossible to speak clearly. You're you keep 648 00:54:50.039 --> 00:54:54.800 your brain keeps trying to bridge that delay gap by elongating words or repeating syllables 649 00:54:55.239 --> 00:55:00.679 and making you sound drunken stupid, so that that's what the enalty boxes. 650 00:55:00.679 --> 00:55:04.480 It's it's this thing that you can speak fine, everything's great until you put 651 00:55:04.519 --> 00:55:07.639 the headphones on and you hear your voice at this little delay and everything falls 652 00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:13.400 apart. Yeah, you have to have just great powers of focus if if 653 00:55:13.480 --> 00:55:19.199 you want to hear yourself while speaking, and even so hard. It's just 654 00:55:19.679 --> 00:55:23.280 before we decided to turn it into entertainment. Be while we were setting up 655 00:55:23.360 --> 00:55:25.840 every week we would both put the headphones on and try to see if we 656 00:55:25.880 --> 00:55:30.800 could focus through it, and somehow, no, we can't. And as 657 00:55:30.880 --> 00:55:34.800 an interesting PostScript, the United States government is also hip to this little trick, 658 00:55:34.920 --> 00:55:42.280 and they actually have already developed a means of functionally silencing a public speaker 659 00:55:42.760 --> 00:55:46.199 by using UM. This this kind of delay, it's a it's a psychological 660 00:55:46.280 --> 00:55:51.920 phenomenon that they're aware of, so that they can use a directional UM speaker 661 00:55:52.000 --> 00:55:54.800 so that they can focus sound onto one person and play their own voice back 662 00:55:54.840 --> 00:55:59.039 at them at just such a delay that makes it hard for them to speak 663 00:55:59.079 --> 00:56:01.800 in public. So if you've got a rabble rouser rousing that rabble, you 664 00:56:01.920 --> 00:56:10.440 can actually functionally silence them using a more tuned in version than of the same 665 00:56:10.480 --> 00:56:14.679 exact phenomenon. How's that for fun and interesting? Huh, that's neat. 666 00:56:14.840 --> 00:56:19.119 Yeah, that's something you can learn the powers of focus for to overcome. 667 00:56:19.280 --> 00:56:22.159 I know. So that's the thing we keep trying every week. We focus 668 00:56:22.280 --> 00:56:23.960 so that when it's time for us to lead the revolution, we will not 669 00:56:24.079 --> 00:56:28.840 be silenced. Great, probably be drunk, but we will not be silenced. 670 00:56:30.639 --> 00:56:32.719 Yeah, We'll just be making more sounds and less words. Brought to 671 00:56:32.719 --> 00:56:37.239 you by Apple Juice and Bourbon. Got some mail from Daniel, a listener. 672 00:56:37.320 --> 00:56:42.480 Daniel. Yeah, Daniel says he's he's been listening since nearly the beginning, 673 00:56:42.719 --> 00:56:45.800 which is great, thank you, good on you. And then we're 674 00:56:45.840 --> 00:56:50.719 also sort of sorry, and we're sorry, but he says he's surprised that 675 00:56:50.760 --> 00:56:53.400 we haven't done a UFO show yet. That's uh, that's a let of 676 00:56:53.480 --> 00:56:58.920 questions, Daniel. That's that's brought that up. That's one of those A 677 00:56:59.119 --> 00:57:04.039 listers that that we kind of shy away from. We because the subject of 678 00:57:04.199 --> 00:57:10.360 UFOs is so huge right from the beginning until we get stupid with everything for 679 00:57:10.519 --> 00:57:15.880 the next three months. We're going we were going to focus on probably stories 680 00:57:15.000 --> 00:57:20.960 that may involve UFOs, all parts of them or something, but we're never 681 00:57:21.039 --> 00:57:25.920 gonna really don't think tackle like UFOs. UFOs as a subject. Yeah, 682 00:57:27.280 --> 00:57:30.000 I think that. I mean, we get into some cool areas that we've 683 00:57:30.039 --> 00:57:36.039 touched on before, like Palladians. Yeah, pass has command like and it 684 00:57:36.159 --> 00:57:39.960 will We'll always go after the really specific weird aspects of it. Yeah, 685 00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:44.400 but I don't know that we'll ever just have a UFOs episode or yeah, 686 00:57:44.440 --> 00:57:46.480 you know, or like a Roswell episode or something. Right, there's so 687 00:57:46.679 --> 00:57:51.039 much out there about that, and we kind of pride ourselves on bringing bringing 688 00:57:51.119 --> 00:57:54.559 the weird, yeah, or the poorly understood. Maybe the closest we would 689 00:57:54.599 --> 00:57:59.000 come would be like a Phoenix Lights episode or something. But I don't know 690 00:57:59.079 --> 00:58:04.519 if anything beyond beyond that, because yeah, like bigfoot Nessie Roswell, that 691 00:58:04.719 --> 00:58:07.480 that stuff's just been done so much it's you can't even recognize it. Yeah 692 00:58:07.519 --> 00:58:12.000 it is. It is pretty thoroughly covered. But we you have my word 693 00:58:12.239 --> 00:58:16.880 as a guy who's been drinking that we're definitely you'll hear more stuff about UFOs, 694 00:58:17.119 --> 00:58:21.519 no question. We were too we're too fond of the weird, but 695 00:58:21.599 --> 00:58:24.559 it will always be an area of the UFOs that that maybe we don't feel 696 00:58:24.599 --> 00:58:30.280 has gotten enough attention. Right right. And if you the listener Daniel included, 697 00:58:30.840 --> 00:58:32.480 have something that you're like, well maybe you guys would like this, 698 00:58:32.920 --> 00:58:37.239 please tell us sure, and then we will tell everyone because we're blabber mouths. 699 00:58:38.480 --> 00:58:42.039 Don't tell us about that girl you like, because we'll embarrass you. 700 00:58:42.800 --> 00:58:46.840 We also got a really great letter from Mick from the UK. I've never 701 00:58:46.960 --> 00:58:51.079 heard of it. Nice good, ay, I no, no, what 702 00:58:51.440 --> 00:58:58.599 wrong? Oh wrong? One wooden tog cheerio. Oh man, I'm gonna 703 00:58:58.679 --> 00:59:01.639 learn them countries some to Hey, thank you? How you doing? Nick 704 00:59:01.760 --> 00:59:07.199 gives us one a really great article linked to about mysterious hums sounds which we've 705 00:59:07.199 --> 00:59:12.599 talked about before, that actually could be mating fish, large schools of mating 706 00:59:12.639 --> 00:59:15.880 fish that are known to use low frequency sound. Yeah, that's that's just 707 00:59:16.039 --> 00:59:21.360 smart, right. I love that it's not sexy because it the mysteries did. 708 00:59:21.480 --> 00:59:23.000 But whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean maybe you've seen these fish. 709 00:59:23.159 --> 00:59:28.800 Oh I mean, let's just yet, bro. Also, he has 710 00:59:28.840 --> 00:59:32.840 a couple of great questions about animal mutilations, and that a correspondence between animal 711 00:59:32.920 --> 00:59:38.760 mutilations and a radiologic that the parts that are taken from animals are the portions 712 00:59:38.800 --> 00:59:44.280 where radiation tends to build up. Perhaps interesting, or that the areas where 713 00:59:44.280 --> 00:59:47.760 there are a lot of animal mutilations are where radioactive air has blown through or 714 00:59:47.840 --> 00:59:53.199 dust particles after say testing or after Chernobyl, which would I guess top of 715 00:59:53.280 --> 00:59:57.159 my head kind of point to maybe this is government sampling, but they don't 716 00:59:57.159 --> 00:59:59.559 feel like filling out a lot of paperwork. Wow, you know something like 717 00:59:59.679 --> 01:00:02.159 that. Um, definitely something we're looking into, So look to the future. 718 01:00:02.280 --> 01:00:07.519 That's that sounds like the That sounds like the seed of a particularly fruitful 719 01:00:07.559 --> 01:00:09.719 episode. Yeah, yeah, it does. Think that's got UFOs and it's 720 01:00:09.760 --> 01:00:13.559 got some conspiracy going in there. It's got some physiology, a little bit 721 01:00:13.559 --> 01:00:16.760 of physics. It's smart too, Like that's connecting the points on the throwing 722 01:00:16.800 --> 01:00:22.079 a muffin recipe. That's how that's how you're getting your worth. That's that's 723 01:00:22.119 --> 01:00:25.920 that's that's a full service podcast right there. Nice and we got we got 724 01:00:27.000 --> 01:00:30.840 some puns from from our friend Lenny. Yeah, Lenny says that yet he 725 01:00:30.920 --> 01:00:37.800 had to take a pause when he found himself unbearably cold and could not perform 726 01:00:37.880 --> 01:00:43.679 his greatest sexual and most relaxing act that he coined the High Breed. But 727 01:00:43.840 --> 01:00:47.639 as it is for most cryptids with mental disorders and confused sexual identities, he 728 01:00:47.800 --> 01:00:53.719 never has any lasting relationships because he is bipolar. By Yetti, do you 729 01:00:53.920 --> 01:01:00.239 perhaps mean to bear my good friend? Uh? Well, you know what. 730 01:01:00.719 --> 01:01:04.639 Thank thanks for writing Lenny. I'm gonna file that one under the miscrypted 731 01:01:04.719 --> 01:01:08.800 contest. Yep, that's where that one will go in. Awesome. Thanks 732 01:01:08.840 --> 01:01:13.320 for writing in you guys, thank you please. You know we are now 733 01:01:13.519 --> 01:01:17.400 we have now retooled our male handling system, and now I dare you to 734 01:01:17.519 --> 01:01:22.039 break it. It's time for like the stress test on our beta server. 735 01:01:22.360 --> 01:01:25.760 Oh, I want you to make this the I don't even want to mention 736 01:01:25.840 --> 01:01:34.280 the Obamacare, So seriously choke us with correspondence, bury us with letters and 737 01:01:34.440 --> 01:01:39.760 puns, devastate our minds with your tatoes of the unknown, and then we 738 01:01:39.800 --> 01:01:44.960 can have a nice chat about it. Yay, teacups. 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