Well, this time got people talking. You have a name, Happy Halloween
you dirty anime watches is me to host for Jeff chess Bizarre Adventure. I
am joined as always by John aka Sue by a batch Wolf. How are
you today? Two more no qualifiers. It's just fantastic to be here,
great, Lucy, how about you. I don't feel so good, tim
My voice is going, but this thing is keeping me going, you know.
Yeahs feeling good, looking, okay, doing well? Yeah, appreciate
that, John, Lucy, thank you very much. That's a time though
weird. No, Yeah, that was just like, yeah, sometimes silence
speaks volumes. I guess I heard it loud clear, you know. I
was letting everyone else take care of it. I also am on the verge
of losing my voice. I'm being very careful. We love social stuff.
This weekend, I feel like we're pretty We're pretty packed social wise. Yeah.
Yeah. A lot of you guys have a lot of friends, don't
you. Well, yeah decent. I have three, and I'm looking at
him. I hope that's not true. Sorry to you. Let's fight as
podcast. They'll they'll never listen to this. I can say whatever I want.
They do, I know well no, no, oh god, okay,
I definitely referenced it one time. So if we need to get rid
of Brian, it has since the beginning tragic. This week's episode, we
are going to be talking about a pairing of podcasts, you know, the
people Wine Perry of this podcast so far, Yes, the muddy Buddies of
podcasts, as you will. Jeff brought up this this food crime before we
started recording, and I'm still buddy, I've got the ick from it.
I'm not gonna lie. It is the least offensive dessert candy, like a
thing you could make. I don't see the name muddy buddy. You're not
eating mud or your buddies. This is just the nickname for the sup just
sounds like muddy buddy. Sound like it sounds like when your mate goes for
a ship and someone else asks you where where they are? Where's that muddy
right now? He's a muddy buddy right now. No, like someone's done
for ship and you're like, oh, don't go in there, buddy.
My mind went to very different place. Yeah, my mind went like,
I don't want to be lonely in there. I need a muddy buddy poser
to what I was thinking, yeah, like, come joining me. Which
celebrity is It might be Megan Trainer, Like she and her husband have a
bathroom with two toilets in it, so they could be muddy buddies facing each
other. No side by side, so to me, at some point,
like if you're doing that, they have to face each other because it's already
fucking weird. Yeah, I gotta stare. I gotta stair someone down the
dominance when we're in the UK office, Like when I was in when I
would go on the toilet or Dave would go on the toilet and we were
trying to figure out whether the other person in the toilet was a random or
one of us. Yeah, didn't you tell the story on this podcast?
Maybe maybe you might. We had a Whatsap chat called poop Friends where we
just type poop friend question mark to confirm whether it was the sounds coming from
another cubicle was a friendly or not, and then if it was, it
would just be like, okay, we can let rip. We're happy,
we're good. So that's that's a muddy buddy, basically, what's what you're
saying. There's a lot of muddy buddies in these two episodes. Yeah,
this is all going to become weirdly relevant. Yeah, thanks for that,
completely intentional. Part one begins with our friend Cacio in hearing a baby crying.
He wakes up and he finds himself in amusement park, a very vibrant,
very neon looking amusement possibly riding Big Disney. It was like a big
it was a big castle. And then I was like, holy yeah,
it's like an acid trip Disney. He's riding Ferrisville and he's alone, and
he's wearing pjs, which sounds great, But what a pair of pj's as
well? Great wonder I wonder if they sell those. Surely someone is selling
those, like replica. I'm going to search for Cacio and pajamas. There's
a lot I want to buy from these two episodes. Oh well, Jeff,
I have some good news for you. We'll get to it. Yeah,
a baby, he's not completely alone. Actually there is a dog and
he pets the dog. Good a dog? This works well, does it?
I was I wasn't affected by all this bullshit. I was like,
I I know what's happening, Like I don't even need to fucking worry.
I know if I see a small defenseless animal in any of Joe Joe's I
know that Son of a Bitch is about to meet its maker? But did
you see so you know how we were talking about like we are kind of
watching the censored version. This is where I first definitely noticed we're watching a
more censored version, at least on Netflix the way that I am. Yeah,
on mine, there was like a big gradient shade thing covering it.
No, not on my watch, brutal. Are you are you like TV
fourteen blocked or something on your fucking Netflix? Hang on? Hang on,
Lucy? Are you fourteen? Lucy? Your child? Has anyone ever thought
to ask her that? No? One all time? Oh yeah, I'm
afraid of illegally drinking. No, so I I never said this time?
And is it? Because? So I am the I am the account owner
on Netflix, like all of my families scrounge off me. So I set
my Netflix profile picture to be the boss baby because as the youngest person there,
I'm also the boss because I had I hold the keys to the account.
So maybe Netflix is like, oh, well this is a child.
Yeah, Netflix assigns profile permissions based on your avatar. But yeah, so
killing pets the dog, but he also noted there's no kids about. And
then a little balloon floats on by. It comes towards him, and it's
got a card on it. That card, I want that card. That
card is Death thirteen, and it begins to move suddenly. Somewhere there's a
band called Death thirteen. And there they're okay and they're not bad. They're
just okay, but they're not great. I'm not great. Checked if there
is, if that's a reference. So the number thirteen seems very strange to
use that. I wonder if there is like some sort of reference there is
a band called Death thirteen. I believe, Sorry, I'm looking, can't
see well. I guess thirteen is traditionally an unlucky number. Yeah, certainly
the thirteen has a lot of baggage, shall we say, as far as
numbers go, emotional baggage. Yep, doesn't look like it. But maybe
we're wrong. Let us know. The death comes out of that card and
suddenly cuts the head off the dog, or like slices it in a way
that's basically like this one. This one did not last long. No,
this dog just instick, Yeah, barely alive, which you know, look,
hang on, hang on, hang Jeff, Wait, wait, let's
let's unpack that little What do you mean I don't like Uh, it wasn't
like I wasn't like cheering to see the dog brutally murdered. But I also
but I also don't like. I again, I went into anytime I see
a defenseless pet, a little animal in a you know, in a JoJo's
episode, I'm like, sorry, uh, pet, you're gonna die real
soon. You your your chances are survival of survival are are next to zero
because you're disposable in this anime. That's how it works for your kind.
So when that, when a dog like I think I'd rather live in a
world of hope. Yeah, not with not with the way I've been conditioned
to think about animals in this product, in this podcast. I mean,
come on, a dog person and a cat person, people like, well,
that's probably gonna die at some point. This is this is wave.
This is nowhere near as big as dogs, dog people versus cat people.
Who said versus cat people like making in an observation, Yeah, he said
the difference between dog gift. Sure I heard what I wanted to hear.
I guess Yepkay, Cacio wakes up and Paul Arth rolls up and he's like,
stop screaming like the girl from Exorcist, you baby, yeah, which
is awesome. He tells poulnar If that he had a bad dream, but
he can't remember it, and basically he got pulled out of the dream when
Poulnarth walked him up. But then Kakioon notices that he's got cut on his
hand. Where did you get the Where does the lighter fluid come from?
Michael Joe Taro and Joe Star Joseph Chosta are on a plane. They're like,
they're going towards the figuring out the plane situation, and suddenly this kid
appears out of nowhere and he's crying and he's like, my dog is dead,
and they show a dog that seems to be injured in the exact same
way that the dog in Cacio in his dream was. This dog was all
in shade for me, Yeah, pretty much. It looked pretty rough on
my end, but bad. Yeah. Koan like looks like it and he
can't recall why, but he's unsettled by it. Joseph was chatting to the
person who was supposed to be selling them a plane and was like, I
can't sell you this plane, man, I need to give you a full
refund. I'm real sorry, but we got this baby over here. This
baby's got a mad fever and we've got to take him to like a village
to get him some help. He's buying a plane that easy? I don't
think so. In this show it is. And in this show, Joseph
just throws around his uny his funding, his speedwagon funding is infinite funding,
and he's just like, I'll buy that plane, give it to me now.
I'll pay you in porsches because I'm an idiot and don't know how to
barter. Do you guys, Do you guys think Joseph maybe came like a
little too close to basically being like I don't fucking care about the baby.
He definitely circles the dredge. Oh yeah. He makes a lot of face
facial sort of mannerisms where he's like, yeah, but fuck the baby.
Yeah. He doesn't come out and say it, but yeah, I think.
And then eventually when the guy is like, but what if the baby
dies, his reaction is kind of like, hmmm, well, yes,
I suppose you found a logical loophole. There. I know the thing was
I would say I don't care, but there are other people here, yeah,
and I would look bad in their eyes. That's clearly what he's going
through. But is hearing the baby crying and remembering that he heard a baby
crying and something else He just cannot figure out what it was. Joseph says
that someone else's life is depending on it, but they can't really leave the
baby, so they come up with a plan where it's like, why don't
we give the baby to these strange men who are buying this plane bore extreme
does Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a terrible plane record. Yeah,
okay, that's the move. And suddenly this baby just reveals themselves to
be evil as fuck, Like I love that baby be so evil, Oh
my god. Oh it cuts to the babies like smiles, just like fangs
and crazy eyes and it's like that. So I guess just to say,
like, these are two of my favorite episodes all of Jojo. These are
They are incredibly strong. Yeah, and I think the best part for me.
Okay, I know we're not even like halfway through the whole thing,
but there's something about these two episodes that also make them the most believable,
Like they're just written in a much more air tight way than we've been conditioned
to sort of belief, especially with the couple of episodes we just got past,
which for real, wishy washy, these are just like, I am
so in for every second of these episodes. Yeah, they there are a
total one eighty in terms of having to suspend my disbelief, where I just
felt like a damn fool doing it. Now, I had no problem with
parts one and two of Death thirteen. They get on the plane and Joseph
is wearing some baller aviators. He looks cool as he's flying that plane.
Yeah, and Joe, Joe's like, listen, I'm more worried. They're
talking about like stands, and you know how they haven't had one in little
while, but they've also been like dogged by these things. And jo was
like, listening, at this point, I'm more worried about Joseph's fucking flying
track record than this plane being a stand. So let's he's right to say
it. He's right, He's right. He cuts back to the to the
group of people who are with the baby at the airport, and the woman
was like, damn, man, I hope whoever that baby belongs to find
him as well, and everyone's like, what, we thought this was your
baby? So what now? You did any of you guys catch the name
of this child? No, well I have it later the name of the
stand user. It is Mannish boy. Yeah wait when did they do When
did they say that? Is it on screen? Yeah? It's in it's
in the bumper. Yeah. Well that's also like it's kind of fun because
it's also Manish or Manish, which is like a vaguely sound South Asian versus
or slash. That just makes that's the cherry. That is the cherry on
the Sundays here have you seen this? A subreddit called thirteen or thirty subred
I know what I'm doing after this. It's just a picture of people who
simultaneously look their teen or the Well. Lucy, you saw hospital for the
first time the other day and you were like, what is with this child?
And I was like, that is not a child. My introduction to
him was so weird because I sent him to a friend and my friend was
like what is and I didn't know who he was. My friend was like,
who is this person? And as a joke, I was like this
is a grown man. He just has a heavy condition and into the exact
thing he was. And I kept that joke going for like a couple of
weeks and then realized that I was right and that I wasn't joking, and
it just never brought it up again because it was very strange. Yeah,
is twenty years old? No, he's older than twenty years I think,
Wow, did he ever do that cage fight? I think he did a
cage fight? Did it not do a cage against like Kabib? There's another
one, another person a meme that's a similar person, but I think they've
did a fight. Google it. Yeah, he did do a fight.
He fight against Manish Baby. He did a UFC fight apparently, My god.
But yeah, so the woman's like, yeah, I just found that
kid. Never fucking well, man, there's a lot of questions around this
baby. The baby wakes up and suddenly they're in an amusement park with a
dog again and it's dead, and Paul Nearf is like, well, whatever,
if we're in a dream, then no worries. It's only a That
was Jeff's attitude from earlier. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was exactly
one to one and jog or whatever Paul near is. His idiocy is really
overflowing in the last couple of episodes where he just cannot be helped at all.
He's a straight up goof. Now, he's a straight up idiot boy.
He's like, he's the Mannish boy. He cannot figure out the logical
conclusion to anything. He just sort of is like, I take life one
sweeping moment at a time, and I can't be bothered with like critical thinking
whatsoever. Cacuan is just like, dude, we're sharing a dream. Doesn't
that seem fucking incredibly bizarre to you? And he's just like, hey,
you're right, that is concerned, fucking idiot, think about think about your
situation for a second. Paul there, God damn it. He's he's getting
on my nerves. He's getting on my nerves more than any dead dog will
get on my nerves. Okay, okay, okay, okay, he's gotta
get it off your chest, stupid. Yeah, sorry, Bud. I
like your earrings, like your hair, if that's about it. He's like,
it's only as scary as you let it be. Let it be.
And also, you can do anything in a dream. So he just suddenly
manifests like ice cream on popcorn and he does the weird licking on the ice
cream. Can you guys do that? Can you? Can you manifest things
and dreams? No? I know people dreaming? Yeah right, that's part
of Lucid dream that's Lucy dreaming. No, I've done it. I've done
it like by accident, never on purpose. Yeah, like night Yeah,
did you get out of it? I did. The situation did resolve itself,
Yeah, but it was very stressful. I had a nightmare last night
that someone was trying to kidnap me and I kept like taking his gun off
because he was kind of like a small weak guy and I just take his
gun away from and be like, I'm you're not kidding up at me.
But then I was going away because I'd be like I don't want to deal
with this gun, and then he'd get it back and I'd be like,
oh, I have to get it off to snap back to him like create
us his like as that kind of thing. Like yeah, So I feel
like that is a thing that I experienced a lot in dreams, where like
I throw something I don't want away but it just snaps back to me.
Yeah. The one I always have is someone trying to break into like a
place I'm at with like friends or family, and there's I should like shut
the door, and the door never like locks or shut to physically hold it
back. Those are the worst ones. Things things turned to like tinfoil a
lot in my dream where like you're like, you're like, I'm not that
specifically, but like TAM's example of like closing the door and you're like,
this is fucking door. No, there is no one's going to get through,
and then all of a sudden you're like, wait a minute, this
is all oh maal, like you know, like it's just things like that
happen, and that's very it's very frustrating theme. Soko In tells the gang
that he thinks that in the effects of an Enemy Stand user and discusses death
thirteen is abolute year a bit Paulnaro said that he was dreaming about stands,
and then Polaro said that he said he was dreaming about sounds. He's like,
no, this dream is a part of the Enemy Stand. So he's
trying to clarify that. The dog behind him suddenly starts like spewing blood and
then like a megaphone appears out of the wound, which is weird wild.
This entire sequence is I love yeah, I love how the part the stand
user who we will find out who like I love how? We're like,
yeah, cool thoughts from the stand user here. Yeah, and then an
eyeball appears, and then the ice cream that Paul Naref is like eating turns
to worms, and then the Death Stand comes out and Paul Arth try to
summon Hirophant, Green and Chariot, but they don't come out, and then
the stand actually shouts Lally. Hope for me. It's referencing. It's Aference.
That's what It's what the sleep spell was originally called in Dragon Quest.
Stop it. That's amazing. How does Death thirteen say it? It's like
Lally, that's pretty good. So I just say the voice actor for Death
thirteen, Yes, incredible. So we'll come to that. Yeah, I
was going to mention it, but like a really well known we can talk
about it now. The voice actor is well known for playing a bunch of
characters. It's Tony Tony Chopper from One Piece as well Ashes Pikachu, Ashes
Pikachu. Yeah, the original Pikachu voice is her. Also Knohmaru from Naruto.
So one of the things about this was before Death thirteen debuted in Jojo
Iraqi was one of the showing he read it. No, he was.
He was shown like there was a Dragon Quest cost play for photography shoot and
he was costplaying as a character from dragon Quest to celebrate like the release of
Dragon Quest four. So he's a massive dragon Quest fan, which is why
this thing is called. It's also in Final Fantasy now apparently, so think
of the dwarves. Meanwhile, in the real world, their baby is sleeping
and are clearly like wincing in their dream, so we know what's going with
them. They're trying to fight back, but they, as we know,
a stand can only fight another stand like they can't physically a tech stands right.
Suddenly Paul Have disappears and that's because he's woken up in the real world
to take care of the baby because the baby has like pissed itself and nappy.
Yeah, babies, I want to do you know that's what happened.
So I have a question, Yes, maybe Jeff you could you could help.
How did they know that it had pissed itself? I mean, that's
not gonna be Yeah. I mean the yes, you're flying a plane.
How are you the first to know? I don't know. Maybe I guess
if it's like a real it's not going to be one of the modern absorbent
ones, is it, you'll be so yeah, it's not gonna be like
air tighter. And if that's probably there's there's there unless it's poop, there's
no real uh explanation. Maybe we're just gonna have to again the suspension of
disbelief in this in these two episodes. I'm more than happy to do.
So we'll just have to go with that. Yeah. Yeah, Also,
I think I feel like you can just very easily differentiate, Hey, there's
something smelly hair, but it doesn't smell super bad. It must be pee.
I've done that with kid with like babies that I've been around. That'd
be cool if like Joseph while flying the plane, like grab the baby and
smelled it's But just to make sure what used his stand to assess whether it
had Why couldn't he use this stand to change the diaper? His people,
like Hermit Purple, does seem to be able to do. From saying so
weird, how conveniently it could just gain new a place. I gotta change
this diaper. Somebody give me a TV. Somebody give me a camera.
I will change this diaper and finally an opportunity to use its aeroplane circuitry technique.
The tricky part, hair is Poul Earth doesn't have his memory of what
happened when he wakes up. He's only got vague feelings. And if in
case it wasn't clear, Death thirteen and the Nightmare on Elm Street, Freddy
Krueger Power said are basically the same. Yeah, so like they are like
basically the same set up with that which is pretty cool tokyo and looks like
he's having a rough time next to them while and then his baby has like
shot hisself, and Paul Nearth is a very upset and at one point tells
the baby to grow up. He's like all the time, that's a fair
point. He's not wrong, and he spectacularly fucks up this nappy changing process,
like wild my terrible joke whenever I made a baby, because I'll be
talking to their parents afterwards, and I'll be like, not much of a
talker. It's not bad. You got a couple of Gota cackles here.
You know in the dream and is begging for his life, which in the
real world manifests as like he's lashing out. He's like limbs, he's throwing
hands, throng legs. He ends up kicking Joseph, which sends the kind
of plane into a tailspin. And then if it wasn't clear, this baby
is the standy user and he's like, he's like, I'm eleven months old,
I have done a lot of shits, but I'm also a genius.
All right, it's pretty great, it's pretty smart. Yeah. Yeah,
it's like, so what if I still ship myself? Okay, yeah,
so sorry, I'm sorry. Clip that clip that no context? John,
please clip that. Sometimes you just make mistakes instantly. We think we just
heard a new twitch and twitch notification. I think we might have done something
real bad to yourself. There, I'm jumping around my notes, but I've
written here the voice actor's name is Equel Tony. Yeah, so pig,
can we just take a second to like appreciate the design of this baby?
Death thirteen is the fuck the baby the best the death third. Oh my
gosh, this is the best fucking stand it's ever. It seems like it's
one of the few stands that actually looks like the card it's based on.
Yes, it is cool. It's like some sort of like mechanical murder clown
like. It is just the coolest thing. And that is, my friends.
The next thing I want, I want to own a death thirteen.
Get me somebody gave me a death thirteen. Somebody get me an Jeff.
If you check the general chat, this a little treat for you in there.
Oh you baby audio listeners, there is a really cool death thirteen figure.
Okay, I'm gonna say no, thank you to the baby you got.
You gotta take them together. Gotta gotta take the baby, Jeff.
Yeah, I like the baby. Everything, everything about the baby in this
episode I find supremely upsetting. Every notion of what this little freak baby does.
It's got a massive head. It's got the fattest head I've seen.
But that's thirteen. Sign me up, Sign me up with that. I'm
very happy. Okay, yeah, I'm tempted to buy that, but I'm
gonna have to be responsible. Then it starts doing like weird eyeballs coming out
of its is his mouth and it's like filling his throat up. Yeah,
yep, what are we doing? What is that? It's very like Jingieto
kind of grossness happening, which I was like, and he's doing that I've
written heir takes away his ability to stream. What I meant was three,
but they revoked they banned him on twitcham why don't you try your twitch password
kakaween See what happens. So in the dream, cuco In starts cutting his
own arm to try and wake himself up, which is a good move.
I believe they actually do that in one of the Night May on Elm Streets
movies as well. So the eyeballs then grow arms and legs and start like
running into its mouth. Meanwhile, the fuck, oh my god. Yeah.
Meanwhile in the in the real world, the plane is like almost about
to crash, but then Hermit Purple appears because Joseph has figured out that he
can use that to like pull up on the lot of convenient fucking uses for
Hermit Purple recent in there. Yeah, and then like they pull out of
the tailspin. Death thirteen is about to kill cuck you in and it's going
to look like a heart attack. But on the other side, Joseph is
like celebrating that they missed crashing and then just out of nowhere just crashes into
a palm tree, which four for four there was Looney Tunes energy in that
moment even there, like did that palm tree come from? Like? Its
like and then the way they sort of like titled it out after that,
I feel really but weird, right they did like an X marks the spot
on a map and they're like something very yeah, really really weird but also
great at the same time. Yeah. Cut to them. They're making a
fire and they're blaming your in for all this, and he's like, yo,
man, I had a bad dream, but something's really wrong. The
baby's fever has gone down, and Joseph is playing Peekaboo of him, which,
oh now he likes the baby. It's very into the baby, which
the baby is having a great time. Paul and is like, damn,
that kid sucks. You're not even making any jokes and he's laughing like a
maniac. There spectacular contribution by father. He's just like wonderful. It's like
the one annoying crowd member in like a Stan Libertine who's like, tell a
better jokes. It's like crownd works, Shut the fuck up, Shut up.
Yeah, realizes he's bleeding. He checks his arm and he's like,
what the fuck are these cuts? And then he like pulls his sleeve all
the way back and there are words on his arm, the words baby and
stand. All right, well done, that's pretty smart. But like,
I love that. He points out that the writing in his arm is his
handwriting, which is like that was that was the best. That's the first
thing you recognize, you psychopaths, Like, how do you know? How
do you maintain your handwriting while slicing into your own arm? Move night actively
breaking it up? I Meanwhile, they love that, like, I don't
think there's ever going to be a problem even this where the solution is,
Hey, guys, don't worry, I carved these words into my arm.
Got the solution right him, My guys, is the past word. Meanwhile,
the baby looks over and he's like, god damn, this dude is
figuring it out. Shit, And he makes a face and then looks awake
and cut you and notices that the baby is realizing what's going on, and
that's when in suspicions are peaked. It takes him a lot of time to
make the connection though, because he's also kind of thinking, am I losing
my mind? Then he picks up the kid and it just like starts crying
to attract the attention, and then Joseph comes in to save save that.
Would you call it? The baby from anything happening at the hands of Cuyo
in there's something about like memory deletion powers I find really really stressful. I
don't know what it is, just like this is stands in part six that
basically raises your memory like every ten seconds or something like that. So after
ten seconds completely forget you're in a stand fight, and oh man, it's
it's so stressful. Yeah there, Yeah, I think it's more just it's
the power of like the audience knowing a thing that the character doesn't, and
it's really really stressful for sure. I think it's interesting you brought that up,
though, because I did have a tough time, not a tough time,
but I was I was noticing, and I was trying, and I
was struggling with understanding like the full reasons for why Cacuman was able to like
sort of remember stuff. It seems like even though I know and I know
he carved in his own handwriting the phrase baby stand, but he also like
seemed to gather stuff out of the dream more so than anyone else, which
I thought was like, I don't know, it just didn't land with me.
Again. I bring this up only because I know I said this was
the most airtight storyline that I've seen yet. I think yet, have you
seen baby? Just like there's something wrong with that schiff. I'm wrong with
that baby. I think they the way they sort of try and fly it
is like, oh, the baby's acting creepy. He's already a little off
his rocker a little bit with how rattled he seems to be. You know,
he's trying to figure it all out. He's suspicious of everyone. Even
even though the way I was kind of reading it was that like Kakaween suffered
the most like emotional distress. Yeah, he doesn't have any of the memories.
He wakes up with like all this adrenaline shooting through his body and like
terrified and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, the feeling is what all
of them have it, but I think he's more attuned to it where he
like he fixates on the feeling instead of being like, do you know when
you wake up after a bad dream, like you feel rougher a bit,
but like you forget after a little while. Yeah, but like Jeff,
let's let's face if Polaf's not gonna fucking no no, no, he's a
he's a husk of a human. Yeah, and he's just empty, empty
inside. Yeah. That brings to a closed episode one of this two part
death series, and we move on to Death Part two. They're still in
the desert. They're having some food. Are they getting that fun by the
way, then yea, we are they getting everything? Joe Taro is having
moments. Yes, yep, it's good enough for me. I was thinking
about being so far from home and like how they started this journey four weeks
ago and they you know, need to hurry so that they can get this
done otherwise they're in trouble. Is not eating just I'm sorry real quick.
This is one of those episodes. Even though we're about that we're singing this,
uh this, these couple of episodes, they're praises, right, we're
talking about how much we all love these two episodes. And this was a
real slow production for for for Jotaro, he got to sit this one out
a little bit. Yeah, you know, he got to check up on
Instagram or whatever it is. He didn't. He was not needed on set
as much as the rest of the actor. Honestly, I just think it
was nice that someone else got to figure stuff out. And it's not always
going to be right. It's not him like pretending he doesn't know but then
knows right at the end. Yeah, you're also going to touch in,
Jeff. And like one of the kind of problems I think with Jodoro in
that just like he's so smart, he's so cool, he's so powerful.
He just solves everything. Yeah, and he's so smart and cool, he
solves everything, and I love him so much. Yes, he's a voice,
but I know I'm not saying anything you I feel like that those words
have come out of your mouth before, not on private. Yeah yeah,
maybe in private like practicing in the mirror or something, but or just thinking
about what I'd say if I ever met Jodoro. I don't know, sure,
sure, sure, sure you can say yeah, I look at it
a lot. But but yeah, it was nice to see him to take
take this one off, which takes the initiative, you know, yeah,
is not eating Joe T was worried about him a bit, but Paul Martha
is kind of like stirring shit up, and he's like he might be at
his wits end. We might not be able to carry on traveling with him.
Is the one who would get bitten by a zombie and not fucking tell
anyone. Yeah exactly, Yeah, Baby, he's acting extra evil, and
it's like we're now get in the monologue from it and talking about how Camen
might be doubting himself after almost figuring out, so Baby's like, hell,
yeah, I'm safe. One of the things I really love about this episode
is like there's other two part episodes where I feel like part one is really
strong and then part two not so much like the Justice episodes, but I
love the kind of format change in this one where it's nearly like the baby
is the protagonist of this episode, like you're seeing everything from his perspective,
and it's so like interesting. You know, Joseph is making baby food made
from banana milk and bread, and I'm not gonna lie. It sounds pretty
good. I want to yeah, oh yeah, tries it and is like
super into it. Meanwhile, I cuts the baby and the baby is pissed.
Babies, stop eating my fucking food, you little shit, I want
to get fed. And then he turns and sees a scorpion and freaks out.
There in the desert. We saw the scorpion earlier. It's made his
way to the baby, and like he's like, damn, I might be
evil, but I'm still a fucking baby, so this is a problem for
me. But somehow is able to kill the scorpion using a comically large safety
pin. This is great, the huge He just kebabs this fucking scorpion and
it is like the score. They make the scorpion to be the size of
half the baby. It's insane, but it is so satisfying. This was
very cool. However, is watching the entire time and it's like, yo,
this baby is fucked up. Man, something's going on here. Cut
your in turns and he's like, hey, everyone, I think this baby
is kind of weird. I think it just kills a scorpion, Like,
okay, they almost did that, like silent cut to each person at the
campfire. I lowers my mind every time that these guys can be I know,
it seems like there's something wrong, but it's probably fine after going through
it. Like I love that, and I love that, he says,
the baby knew what a scorpion is and also killed it, which is like,
yeah, the baby has object permanence and it recognized that scorpion. It's
crazy, yeah, John, like you said, like the fact that they
all just are not constantly on this state of like high alert where they just
can be willing to believe anything in everything, like have that open mind where
and they're like, nope, we've seen boats turn into gorillas or whatever the
fuck that we've been through. And then they're like, oh, wait a
minute, this like, you know, random ass baby, Maybe could this
possibly be a problem for us? I don't know. It's insane to me
absolutely, So they're like, okay, this is weird. So they look
for the scorpion, but it's not there, and people are like, this,
dude, it's losing it. There's no scorpion in this crib or whatever
makeshift crib that we've been knew. Right, this baby's mouth is looking pretty
chubby right now, you know that it wasn't before. It's clear that he's
got this fucking scorpion in its mouth. And Joseph me I was like,
all right, whatever, let's just feed this feed this baby, and he
starts doing the hair comes the airplane thing with the with the food, and
the baby's like, no shit, I can't open my mouth right now.
And he's like reaching the point where he can no longer hold it in,
and as he's about to spit it out, cut your interrupts and smacks the
spoon out of Joseph's hand like something. It's that comic the way he does
it, and smacks the spoon out of his hand and reveals that he has
a message on his arm that says baby stand and Joseph goes, oh my
god, which is I'm enjoying how many great holy shits and oh my god
we're getting? Yeah, instead of being like, oh shit, you've got
you've got a message that reveals the stands here, they just freaked out that
he's like cutting himself and they think that he's even crazier now. But Cocoon's
had enough, and I do love how the babies like, don't you really?
How does he not realize they're all going to think you're crazy? Now?
Cocoons had enough and he calls Hirophant Green to like grab the baby,
but Polar hits him from behind and kind of like to stop him and knocks
him out. They just don't really trust him anymore. Well, I mean,
yeah, you are you are cool? Yeah? Being to destroy a
baby, Yeah yeah, I mean, and I do love. On his
way down, he has an incredibly thorough thought process. Yeah oh yeah,
yeah. He just sums it all up like everyone's position. It's pretty great
how much he gets accomplished in those habits of highly successful people. Gives a
little read on his way down. Totally. Yeah, Coon might not be
able to travel bus man, this is getting weird. Meanwhile, the baby
is in his way. Maybe maybe we shouldn't have taken this seventeen year old
school boy with this murder adventure. Meanwhile, in the little bass in that
thing, the baby's like, all I need to get this fucking scorpion out
of my mouth and just spits it. While they're getting ready, the rest
of them are getting ready for bed. They're all in their little sleeping bags.
Very cute. And then Jotoro wakes up. He finds himself in a
cup right along with everyone else, and they are back in the amusement park.
Paul ner If in the dream, remembers the baby and the death stand
and realizes that Kowen was right, and cocon was saving Yeah, he's a
he's cottoned on outside. The baby is licking that spoon. That was yeah,
and it's gross. It's even more gross than when the adults do it.
So gross. They look for you in you should be there, but
they can't find him. And then Paul Nerf's hair suddenly comes to life and
it like wraps itself around these two nearby pillars and kind of like pins him
down. I absolutely love Joseph Joseph's reactions. Yes, he says, it's
like polar Iff, did you brush your hair? Like I was just gonna
say, The way they draw attention to it is so straight? Did you
seeming new with your hair so weird? Just woken up in this alternate reality.
The first thing is like with Poulf's hair is a little off. Joe's
chain also does something similarly like strangles him, and I was like, yeah,
that was pretty, and I was like, that's fucked up. And
then Joseph just gets a very big hand and it like puts him off balance,
which is I love that big hand. What the fuck is that about?
That? That should have been a stand Yeah, big hand mode,
just like I'm from the everlong video. Shit, thanks paulf Hair. I've
noted down hair looks wild. I feel bad because we just get I've skipped
over something from my notes that like going before we go too much further,
it's it's do we do we talk about what CaCu in, Like like after
he sees the baby kill the scorpion, the baby says, like, I
think the baby sees that Cacuin saw him, and doesn't he say something to
the effect of like crap baskets. Oh yeah, I don't remember that he
got. I believe that. I believe the subtitle. Once the baby realizes
he's been seen, he says something they think of like, oh, crap
baskets. It's a big, very important little phrase there. Yeah, big
fan. Sorry, Joe calls start platinum and it comes out M and then
it turns around and starts punching Joe too. And then it pulls out a
pan and hits itself in the face many times. Every time he hits it.
It looks like a different, weird circular pan shaped face from it.
It's great. Yeah, it's it's a it's a fake. Is of course
death thirteen or Mannish Boy whichever written down here the stand belonging to him.
The stand is a manifestation of the mind, and Death thirteen has power there.
So if they points out that if you had summoned to stand before you
felt asleep, you could have brought it in, but you didn't. Mm
hmm. Suddenly, though, hire Front Green appears and start strangling Death thirteen.
Because this nearly feels like an assphole. But I guess the way they
like what he's saying, like an asphalt like, no, oh, I've
had if something pulled out, I'll pull out of my ass, but I
never had less work. Yeah, no, air tight as far as I
rocky, like uh, you know, escapes at the last minute. Ago.
I think he's pretty air tight in the summon, but then he's like,
oh, I summoned it and then I made it burrow underground and hired
you. We just went over how many like things he accomplished on his way
over. I think that's the part where you like, you need to do
that, man. No, No, My point is, I think,
like I do buy this. It's like I think I buy it, but
I just feel like it's a bit much too as as Jeff said, like
it's too much to do it do it on the way down, you know,
after he'd been clapped. Now the baby is being choked to death,
very different with his new weird colored hair, like for something so cool,
it looks cool cool, very cool. Yeah. Yeah, this color palette
for Kakawein got kind of popular, and I think they did a figure of
it and a bunch of different huh. They all apologize to ca In for
saying that they thought he'd lost the plot, except Joe Joe to who's just
like, my voice actor is not available, so I will not be saying
anything. Yeah. He looked at the cameras like, I'll be taking these
two episodes off. Cro has real like Leonard de Boy in The Simpsons.
Energy didn't know. Uh so. The baby then points out that it's still
in the Nightmare world and he still has power rolls, and so the clouds
reform into this fist and then like they the fist is holding the scythe and
the chops them in half, including Hyrophant Green, and points out that Death's
body Death thirteen bodies actually hollow. It's just like a head, two hands,
and a scythe. So you can get away with it that it looks
really stupid funny. Yeah, cacio In. Meanwhile, he's like, oh,
you got me, but actually he dog got me because like hirophant Green
has like basically turned into like a string and it starts feeding itself inside Death
thirteen's ear and begins to manipulate it after it's invaded a skull and forces when
people do that, when you're fucked up. Yeah, things going into people's
ears is like, is a is a horror trop that I find like very
unnerving. It's understandable. I mean I think I feel like with three episodes
away from a tongue going like into someone's ear and yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm waiting for like I don't think the body horror. It is a
little off, but the action is newly spot on wonderful. Yeah, good,
look forward to that. Yeah, there's eight thousand episodes in this thing,
so like they're going to cover everybody part. Okay, we're gonna get
SoCon is like, actually, I'm fine. So that was funny how he
like brushes himself off. He's like, haha, just kidding. Cacawain is
really having a lot of fun with this situation. Yeah, once their tables
off turned, He's like, oh it looks like I am trying to around
now. I do really love just how nutty all this gets, with like
the dancing flowers and the goofy star Platinum. I think like you see more
in this over the course of Joe Joe's just these really fucking its, just
completely insane scenarios. I just want. I really like from much much later
where the Jojo of that season turns around and like they don't know they're in
a fight yet, and Vincent van Go is standing there and he's just like,
hello, I'm Vincent van Go and that's the beginning of the Stand fight.
I mean, yeah, like this definitely was one of the first I
think fights where it drifted into the absurd in a way that I you know,
as much as your condition to expect like real outlandish, hyper violent strangeness.
Like now we're entering like Goofy goofball lands sort of stuff that I think
we're really beginning to scrape the surface as to like why Jojo has the reputation
it does here, which is pretty great. Yeah, So the stand is
forced to heal the cuts on Cuco's arm, which he agrees to. Meanwhile,
on the other side, they all wake up and kio In has made
breakfast and they're just like, Cutler, how have you done this? Man?
How have you done this? And then they can't. They say they
can't remember the dream. But they ask him if he's still like kind of
losing it, and they say, oh, yeah, you got cuts on
your arm and they look at it and they're like, oh, you don't
have cuts in your arm. That's weird. And he's like getting on with
the baby. The baby. He's like feeding the baby and stuff, and
everyone seems to have forgotten everything that happened, but cakio In hasn't, and
he says like he's not going to hurt the baby. He's talking to the
baby Mannish boy and he's like, I'm not going to hurt you. I'm
going to return you to your mother and call it there. He's like.
Then he like gets the baby's pool and mixes it into the food, and
it's like they really went over time on like the steaming animation. Yeah yeah,
And then out of nowhere, Joseph comes along and he's like, oh,
I'll feed the baby and does the hair comes the airplane, but the
baby's not opening his mouth, so obviously they Paul Narith appears and tickles the
baby, so I opened his mouth and then that you shove that Pooh food
in there. I mean I love that. Like this is kind of a
call back to the Scorpion bit as well, because it's like, man,
he really doesn't like this food, but looks like I'm gonna have to force
some fucking Austin Power's bit where he drinks the Pooh coffee and he's like,
oh nutty. Yeah, I went in my head. I'm sorry. I'm
like, oh, that hasn't entered my mind. Thanks for that. There's
I just think this is so it's so fucking weird but also so great at
the same time. Yeah, I was not expecting this to go there.
This is one of these moments where I like auto made noise out from my
seat where I was just like, okay, that's what is happening here.
But it's kind of perfect because they weren't going to kill the baby. No,
you can't kill a baby. Can't kill a baby. You can't kill
a baby. So what do you do? You make it even sound shit,
that's what you do. So I love this because it's like Kakawein is
like the mildest most manly member of the group. He's always there for Jono,
He's always there with a cool head. He's a good guy. But
he did make a baby eat its own ship. Yeah, but you know,
but it deserved it, like to be clear of it. Wrong debate,
not up for debate. I think if a baby tried to try to
do any of this stuff to me, yeah, I would probably do the
same feet it's some shit. Yeah. So they begin to enter Egypt,
but they put it's pointed out that they seemed to be going the wrong way
they instead of traveling to an island, and Joseph's like, I was keeping
this a secret, but I want to take a slight detour. There's someone
waiting there, someone important to this journey. So which let's just I mean
front to back. One of the most satisfying, well written what a great
enemy stand like, Oh Chef's kiss Now? Could not I genuinely thrilled to
watch these two episodes. What I really want to guess about what they're with.
Who is this mystery journey person? Who do you think it is yours?
I don't know, I don't know, said okay, again, I
don't want to I almost want to, like I want, like Tam and
John to cut their cameras off, or because I just because I like,
I feel like I have ideas. I mean, obviously, if we're able
to guess, I think that we're insinuating that, like it's someone from this
show's past, like it's a it's a familiar character. We'll make your guess.
I won't react and John won't. Okay, I think could it?
Could it be like Lisa, Lisa? Is she still alive? I don't
know. I would say someone I say, someone connected to like Avdol.
Maybe he's still in the opening credits, just by being dead for a very
long time in the show. Oh okay, so there is Okay, there
is something in the Next Time that maybe leads to watch the next time.
I watched the next times Now they're very very like surface level there. They
don't give away much of anything. Yeah, maybe maybe it's like a descendant
or something like. Yeah, I would love Lisa. I was. I
was just thinking that, like now that that annoying female character whose name I
can't remember, is gone, it's very it's bit of a sausage fest in
it. We need some kind of who was the annoying person the kids.
Who's following. Yeah, no one knows. No one knows. I don't
know. Rocks showed three times. I forget her name every time. Yeah,
yeah, so I don't know. Maybe like in agreement of an agreement,
Lucy. Yeah, yeah, we'll find out on the next two episodes
that we watch. Hopefully. Yeah, a couple of great episodes. I
think the next ones are also very good or enjoyable. At the very least,
we'll get an exciting reveal for Lucy and Jeff Bakla. Please look forward
to those. In the meantime, John, where can people find you?
You can google ipach Wolf and I'll be there. Also hosted Let's Play the
Boss video game podcast. Lucy, come on everything at LuSE James Games.
You can find me on Giant Bomb and Games. But Jeff, you can
find me wherever Joe Joe Merch is sold. I'll be there wandering the aisles,
rationalizing and expensive piece of plastic, trying to explain it to your wife.
Oh no, don't worry. My secrets safe with me and us.
Don't no one tell my wife. By the way, we have this,
my wife, she doesn't know about my No, I'm kidding. Has there
been any progress made with with your wife and Jojo or is it just this
weird cartoon you still watch? You know, that's a good thank you for
asking about the evolution of that dynamic in my relationship. I appreciate because,
like she she knows I watch it a lot. She also knows now that
I like, really like it and I kind of like say stuff out loud
a lot. We do have a Yeah, She's like, why you keep
calling? Why are you dressing me up like Lisa Lisa? Who's this Lisa
Lisa person? Why do you keep playing with a yeah? Well, I
mean, I know you like this song, but you played more than the
first thirty seconds. She We have a niece who we called Joe Anissa Anissa
so nice that you've achieved for the day. Her name, her name is
Jordan. We call her Jojo. And now that there's this I know,
I know, so this whole week is she was here this weekend the whole
time. I'm just like Jojo this whole time, and they're just like what
the fuck, Like, oh my god, Yeah, And and Stacy having
to explain her idiot husband and why he says the things he the way he
does. It's been good. So, but now she hasn't been really been
walked. Every now and then I'll like call her in and I'll be like,
just just just look at this, just look at what they do,
and she's just like, oh, what do you Why? Why is this?
Why is anime like this? A lot of that, But it's been
fun. Yeah, wonderful. Well, hopefully we can get a guesting on
her at the end last episode, like how was that Stacy playing the whole
thing to us. Yeah, we'll see you on the next episode of Jeff
Chef's Bizarre Adventure. Bye Bye, Jeff. Jeff's Bizarre Adventure is hosted by
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