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Today's one of those shows that we'll
test out our flexibility and versatility. So

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get a good stretch, get a
little bend, and then after the show

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we can dip our toad the Chacuza
bibot because we're gonna be all over the

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map. Forday, gonna be straight
up with you. I'm Kevin Turner with

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Danny Baylist, Mike's Roy, JJ
Jackson producing the show. Two one four

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or eight one seven seven eight seven
one the number you need to know to

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text us all day long or to
call us nine o'clock picks with Glenn's is

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back. Who will the mystery celebrity
guests be? Then Good Morning News at

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eight point thirty at eight o'clock The
Arizona ass Storm, which you'll be a

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seven game series first one to four
wins Danny Bayless versus Mike Siroy, but

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you can call in enjoined in the
bullpen in case they don't have their best

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stuff. I learned a little bit
about Arizona today and then as Storm in

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Arizona as Storm, Yeah gets the
name of the game. Yeah, you

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know, I mean it could be
changed, but we already said it.

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It's kind of locked in. Okay, seven thirty calling into the Downbeat on

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ninety seven won the Freak the man
who caught the Oklahoma City Python, And

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boy was there some shoddy reporting and
misinformation going around. Mark from Snakes Alive,

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Oka See calls in at seven thirty
and just to let you know,

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Mark, this is real. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, this is

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not. You know there is an
organization called Snakes Alive. I don't think

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there's anybody in the organization named Gary. Should we have Gary on the phone

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to maybe just be there as a
safety blanket for us? I was actually

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anything thinking about that. You know, Mark tries to sneak any bull less

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bias. The last time that we
had and it's not this is different than

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the Grand Prairie Cobra, but the
last time we had that. There's a

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bit of a rattlesnake story going around
over in the eight one seven, and

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we had Gary on after the Snake
Expert was on, and Gary was actually

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under a house at that time,
in a den of rattlesnakes. It was

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like seventeen rattlesticks. He was on
the phone catching and then trying to sell

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for profit at its store. Yeah, I can't tell my sales team enough

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here at the station. You have
a sales team, well, our sales

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team, yeah mine, yeah,
I clearly don't if you look good Today's

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Lives, but I will say that
oh oh yeah, oh yeah. Think

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about Gary Snakes is I've been telling
ourselves to we don't have to take his

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money. I know he wants to
get on the air, but we don't

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have to. It's a liability issue. People have been bitten because of his

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negligence now called frinkles, when when
Hedge, I don't know how even look

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at it. I actually think it's
bad branding for the station to continue to

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support Gary Snakes, to sell snakes
that make people happy. That's not him.

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He's fine. His number of stores
has gotten too many. He stretched

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too thin and then bad things happen, like when a part time employee was

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bit and he rushes out and has
a news conference saying, don't worry anyone,

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nobody panic. It wasn't a full
time employee who shut up to that

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news conference. Mike Lesley, which
is weird because he's a sports guy.

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Channel Way Mike Leslie was there.
Strange. Why would Snake's plus be the

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you wouldn't say this about I don't
know any of our other partners, and

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we're proud of our partners, but
yet you're like ripping this one is one

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of the longest ones that we've had, maybe the first ten. You're people

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that believed in us and supported us, and now you want to turn your

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back on snake sales and DFW.
I've known Gary Garfield since twenty seventeen.

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Okay, okay, I've also seen
one of his live Snake's snakes Bite Jeff

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skin Wade live in studio because it
got loose. I'm just saying the thing

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about Gary Garfield, and you all
know is Gary snakes. I don't you

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know from his his actual name,
Gary Garfield. He's got a little bit

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of that. You know, he
catches the camera, you know, he

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gets that buzz leads to him forgetting
that. Oh yeah, So any remote

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we go to that he's at.
You know, if you hear a lot

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of times you hear him on the
Ben Skin Show, they'll pop him on.

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He gets the buzz, he gets
excited about being on air. Meanwhile,

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there's a cobra running loose in the
kitchen. You're here to like imagine

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going to the zoo in the exhibit
and they get excited to get to put

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on the show, and they forget
that they have left a snake lying around

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as just part of the line of
work he's in. As I remember seeing

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him are one of our remos that
he showed up at, and he very

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correctly. So there's no building in
the world that can guarantee that you're not

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about to get bit by a venoma
snake. I do support having him on

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as a fact checker should we have
mine. And then he just does a

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follow up after we talked to hey
kind of fact check mark in Oklahoma City

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from the nonprofit Snakes Alive, the
guy who caught it. We're finding out

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that it was an eight foot not
thirteen. Yeah, and it wasn't even

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the same the right snake that they
were talking about. Now people are asking,

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we're cats eaten, people are asking, people are asking interesting. Still

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some things to figure out here.
At seven point thirty, MAVs one.

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Yeah they did want to. Oh
yeah, I told you we'd be versatile

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and flexible. At six thirty five, the most important thing the latest you

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need to know on the big shooting
in Maine last night, because that is

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a big story and the shooter is
at large or is believed to be at

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large. Still death toll up to
about fifteen, maybe more. They think

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that's gonna rise. They think fifty
have been injured at a bowling alley.

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Some wild stuff gets some audio updates
you on that at six thirty five,

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the most important thing in the world. Everyone stay up for MAVs. Did

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you make it? Mikey. I
went into the bed and then hit Hulu.

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I was laying on my side and
watched just the very end part,

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I guess with the mass finally extended
it or put it out of reach.

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And it was a close game the
whole game. So yeah, I saw

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pretty much pretty much made it.
I must have missed Luca's final rebound or

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something. I didn't see it was
a triple double until this morning. That

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was awesome. Yeah, great,
he is. I don't know. I

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don't know if I'm partly just thinking
the numbers have to calm or regress or

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stop going up at some point,
but I guess they don't, and especially

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if that's with him with a damn
calf injury. It is. It is

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funny where you have all of the
you know, we talked about it yesterday.

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Calf injury. Does he play too
much basketball? Is he in shape?

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And we just do that, I
know, every off season. Then

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he opens the season with an effing
triple double and a big boy one too.

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It looks great too, of course, of course her. Yeah,

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I know, we'll talk about it
later, but dude, he had a

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couple of things in that game that
we're so fifteen year veteran. The brain

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of a fifteen year NBA veteran who
thinks like this his IQ and I hate

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this term. It's over used.
His basketball, like you is off the

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charts. It just is. Yeah. Yeah. The situation with him when

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it comes to his weight or whatever
was always made me a little annoyed because

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I think there's a difference in talking
about a weight or what he looks like

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compared to conditioning. There's any way
different. I really don't want Luca being

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smaller. I like when Luka can
just go bang with anyone they're going to

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there's no solution, but the conditioning
part of it, Okay, we can

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talk about that, but now,
I mean, he looks great and something

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about that game, first of all, really annoyed. If Victor won be

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Ama and I will once eventually get
it right. Some should come Wimby.

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Okay, if he is one of
the NBA's biggest assets, let's not bury

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him at eight thirty on a Wednesday
night and have to wait on overtime of

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Nix and Celtics. Like, let's
show an urgency. I'm referees at Nix

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and Celtics. Let's understand that this
game needs to move along, and let's

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make sure that we're tipping this Victor
game off so everyone can see not at

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nine thirty. Really eight forty five. When that game got going nine on

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the East Coast for Victor, everyone
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delay the start of his career and
put it on ESPNU. I would have

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if they started the game on time
and then just kind of split screen it

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in some way have some awareness here. That's fine, But I'm glad.

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I didn't want to miss anything.
Yeah, So I was glad they waited

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because I was looking around for it
in case it started early. I mean

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it was there. That was the
the West Coast game technically, Yeah,

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and it started at nine thirty,
eight thirty here. And it's not like

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Boston and the Knicks was a turd. No, it was great. I

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mean, that was a massive game. It was also twenty five minute final

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three minutes of the game, which
that's how hard is it for the NBA

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to go your refs? Mm hmm, it's cool, let's go. I

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yeah, no, that's actually a
good question. But I think that I

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think they probably do. They do
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that was a close game. It
came you know, Yeah, you

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can't do it when it's a tight
game. You can't lean on the refs

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to go ahead and get this thing
wrapped up. I know, but I

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want to. I'm just saying convenience
because you know, I didn't enjoy watching

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the second half with super brain fog
because that was delirious trying to keep up

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with what's going on. It's like, I don't know what's happening. I

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can't make a thought. My brain
has turned to moo moo. Yeah.

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I turned the game off a second
it was official and killed the light,

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rolled over, and for the next
ten to fifteen minutes, proceeded to hicc

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up myself to sleep. Oh yeah, that's the big story today also is

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that Danny still has the hiccups.
And then I woke up this morning to

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my four twenty alarm and thought for
one second, I think I'm good,

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turned it off, started opening up
the browser to look at some news on

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my phone, take a big iNHL
and bam. There it was just one

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light clockwork and it started and it
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So it's been off and on since
two I think it started. Okay,

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So we got back on Tuesday from
Houston, our big, huge,

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awesome trip to Houston to Game seven
of the American League Championship Series. Rangers

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defeated the Astress and because of us
got back and that whole whole night just

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NonStop hiccups. Yesterday you guys,
we're witnessed to it. Yeah. We

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try to help all day, all
night, and then this morning all morning.

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So it comes and goes. It'll
go away for like twenty minutes and

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then it's back for an hour.
It's not fun, guys. It's a

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disease, and I don't appreciate being
made fun of. I don't know if

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it's a disease. I'm seeing it
under diseases and conditions on the Mayo Clinic

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website. Is it on the right
hand side where it says conditions, Because

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I don't think it's a disease.
It's under diseases and conditions. So you

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use an odd word because it's disease. This says make an appointment. No,

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it's our healthcare provider. If your
hick ups last more than forty eight

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hours, okay, it has it
quite been forty eight? Have we any

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doctors up this early? I don't
think. I mean it even says that,

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dude, you're you're in for a
wild ride, though, especially if

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today's it was funny because you're gonna
have to contend with him falling asleep and

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me more than normal not being able
to complete a sentence. I want you

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to laugh hiccup right. J J
starts fart and I'm just falling on the

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ground rolling around laughing at the three
au as we all just scream. Yeah.

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I like the issue a severe joke
stroke. Want you really the meds?

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Light on meds? I'm good on
meds, but light on sleep.

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Another under four hour sleeping performance usually
ramps up the chances of joke strokes happening.

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Yeah, I like that. What
time will you take action with these

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hiccups? What do you mean?
I mean, did you look stuff up

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on the internet yesterday at all?
No? Okay, so what if we

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make it to like Friday's Thursday.
Yeah, so tomorrow's show, and then

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you're like, okay by tomorrow,
by tonight, like after the show,

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it's still going on through the evening. Then I'm definitely going to get online

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and start going through all the five
hundred different guaranteed remedies. Yeah. Boy,

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the text messages yesterday, super grateful, but every single one of them

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says try and true. This works
every time, and you try them and

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it does nothing Like I did the
what is the perineum explosion method yesterday?

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The velociraptor method, whatever that was, and it worked, but they came

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back. I've heard eat a teaspoon
of sugar, stand on your head,

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drink a glass of water, put
things in your ears, in your nose,

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and drink water through a straw.
I mean, there's so many different

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home remedies, and I think they
just go away when they're ready to go

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away, because you know what's funny
about it, nobody really knows what they

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are or why they happen. Really. Yeah, they're kind of a scientific

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mission. Is a really strange one, you know. Yeah, that's it.

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Males are much more likely to develop
long term hiccups than feet. You're

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a male, I'm at risk.
Would you say that you're having mental or

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emotional issues every day? Of course? What about surgery? I don't have

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any surgery issues. Have you ever
had surgery? I? Okay, but

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it was you know what, five
years ago? Okay, now that still

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could be. It didn't involve organs
in the stomach area. Yes, yes,

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m we're onto something. Guess how
many times I've had hiccups since the

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surgery? This many? That's a
zero? And and until tuesday, I

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admitt a problem. Maybe they've been
lying dormant since the surgery. My key,

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I think I've found why this is
happening for Nanny. I'm just browsing

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websites. Yeah, drug and alcohol
issues. Do you like drugs and alcohol?

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Freaking love drugs and alcohol? I
just don't do drug You like drugs

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and alcohol? Yes? Okay,
who doesn't? But I'm not hiccupping like

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a freak alcohol use disorder? No? Not currently? Steroids look at me,

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No, but any type of steroid
used to relieve inflammation, any arthritis?

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Yeah, you do have some marthritis, a joint pain in my thumb.

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Any take no medicine for that?
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kind of meds currently, No asthma, kidney problems, sir. Okay,

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Also, do you take medicines you
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any medicines any others like sedatives.
No, or sedatives. No. I'm

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the moron that will right out a
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in the cabinet. Really, yes, Why I don't like taking pills?

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I never have. You don't know
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someone's gonna take advantage of you under
the influence of these pills, the influenceive

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dialing? All. I figure your
body knows how to heal itself, and

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you know, well, I'll take
three advil just because I walk by the

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bottle. I really will. I'm
sure there's a reason why I should take

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this. I mean, zero symptoms, I feel fine, I really will.

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I think it's good for you.
Advil is good for you. I

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think prevents heart attacks or something low, low, low dosage of aspirin.

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an ibuprofen guy. Okay, snack
on them like they're M and m's.

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I take three advil most nights like, well, that's if I'm drinking on

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the weekend. Yeah, to prevent
a hangover. Yeah, I'll take three

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to prevent a hangover. Now it's
working all night. It's yeah. I

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don't think that's how it works.
Man. Every time I drink more than

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I should, I have three advil
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profing before I go to bed.
I like it the next day because you

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feel like you need to put more
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body's trying to process all that alcohol. Let's throw a bunch of advil on

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top of it too. Yeah,
okay, it's distracting thing. I don't

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want to be hungover. I want
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know, I bet doctor Ted could
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Doctor Ted Hume, our dentist,
our dentist who just palms up to most

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every question we ask him, unless, of course, it's about dentistry,

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and then he's incredible or chili or
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I don't take too many pill I
don't think you know. I take a

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little cholesterol thing to help me out. So you guys are actually on regular

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doctor prescribed daily medication, right a
tour Staton. Yeah, just because my

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cholesterol is a little ticking, a
little high, and that's it, and

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you're on that. I take a
very dangerous controlled substance known as medathanil,

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and it helps me, uh function
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the daytime when I take it,
when I go and take it, go

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and take it. The pill.
This is the little pill with a big

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story to tell it for some reason, really it's medaphenil. But it's good

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man. I was thinking too,
I'm not again, I'm not going after

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a sales team. I'm not.
But how' is no one do we have

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anyone on the sales staff who might
listen to the show a little bit.

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It's like cold calld Jardians and be
like, hey, there's this show in

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Dallas. There's a morning show giving
you guys a lot of love. I

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would be, I would be.
I would love to do Jardians live spots

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and spread the word of the little
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Just tell you what the story.
If it's got such a big story to

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tell, well maybe you could get
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that story. Too, and maybe
they need influencers like us on a platform

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who could help share that story.
If airing nationwide every four minutes in the

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World series isn't enough, Yeah,
let's ims advertise with that. Kevin Turner

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was rattling off a nice live splot
for you. It's six twenty five every

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morning. I'm still pretty unclear on
what this big story is that it's got

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to tell, aren't you. I
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to the pill is what the real
interesting part is a lot of people have

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been talking about AOC. Well,
I'm here to talk to you about a

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one C. If we were getting
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we'd transition into that account canceled,
you know. Good thing. Like I

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said, they're not listening to the
show. Jardance likes to reach a cross

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party. Do you think Jardian's knew
that we would all lose our minds at

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that insane commercial and that woman and
thereby talk about it. I mean,

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their only job when you do an
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that can it can resonate for good, bad, whatever, But as long

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as you notice it, the only
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spend all that money and you know, buy that ad time. I think

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they knew. I mean it's not
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yeah, But if that I wonder
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it would just drive us all crazy. But that dance and the whole song

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and the whole routine, it's not
like they made it said, oh my

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god, people are going to see
this and just love her. They're going

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to fall in love, you know, like the dancers in America. Well

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what about the the spoof remake or
the remix of the Jardian spot that somebody

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posted on YouTube. I mean that
didn't that had been out there for a

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little while at least. Yeah,
that's just a little thing. But I

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mean that relative to how many people
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I'm telling you that. My point
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be aware that that's out there.
It's had a lot of views, so

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they know that it's silly, or
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Let's make it more ridiculous. So
they knew that, Yeah, they

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had an insane commercial on their hands. I don't think at any point the

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ad team they were I'm sorry,
I didn't know they ever were able to

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foresee that that woman would be the
mascot for the American League Championship Series.

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No, dude, you know,
hanging over a globe life this bamouth a

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giant dancing woman. Yeah, we
missed. Oh my god, I can't

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believe this. So Game seven,
because we were at the game, on

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the pregame show, they aired a
big two and a half minute package piece

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on Creed. It's nuts. It's
like Kevin Burkhart's at the thing and he

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tells we die, and we look
deeper to find out why this band has

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propelled the Rangers and their playoff run. The whole thing, there's tons of

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Creed involved, and then it ends
with Nathan Yavaldi and Andrew Heeney and a

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couple other Rangers. Evan Carter's in
it going thank you Creed, thank you

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Creed. We could have done it
without you. It's e f and nuts.

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And then there's Creed on a couch. Okay, and they start,

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I should have pulled this so we
could play it for you. We can

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pull it and play it. You
guys would be blown away and Creed's don't

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think gets going keep it up,
Rangers hope the postseason takes you to New

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Heights and the Scott stab cup Pop
says, hopefully you'll make it to the

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Streets of Gold, and then they
go back to Burkhart a Little KB,

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Little Baby KB, Derek Jeter,
David Ortisa and Alex Rodriguez and he right,

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what you said. I said,
you can check out more information on

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Creed at creed dot com. You
start promoting their cruise. They did a

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Creed commercial cruise pregame show from Game
seven. Dude, my god. I

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was like, huh, I know
you guys would be freaked out by it.

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Also another thing that freaked Danny out. I was I videoed it last

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night, but then my internet was
fudgy because of the storm. Uh,

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it was the Hawk last night on
the Masked Singer Danny mean that that's who

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was unveiled. Was it Susan Hawk? It was not Susan Hawk? Was

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it Tony? Was it Tony Hawk? The hawk was give us initials?

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Teen Wolf star Tyler Posey. Who
would have ever guessed the MTV show Teen

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Wolf. Yeah, it's been on
MTV for a few years. It's a

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TV show. It's like a high
school twilightish type thing. Yeah. No,

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Michael J. Wh aren't you bombs? You missed that? Dang you.

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Yes, I'm I'm deeply saddened by
this news. What did you watch

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teen Wolf? Do you watch teen
Wolf? What's the weird? Yeah?

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I saw like the first season.
I think the season it was around the

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time. Come on, I think
it was in high school college when it

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came out early college. Yeah,
that's one of those. I didn't watch

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it after. I honestly couldn't even
I can't even tell you anything of what

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I remember I saw. Obviously,
he's a werewolf, and that's about all

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I can tell you. I can't
remember. I've never heard of Tyler Posey

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until just now. He was the
little kid in Made in Manhattan? Was

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j Inner for Lopez back in like
two thousand and one? Yeah, yeah,

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guys, I remember that movie existing. But that's pretty much his resume.

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John the guy hangs dong at the
end of Teen Wolf, the movie

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what was it? A PG movie? But in it is an actual penis

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at the very end, like the
last incredible just unnecessarily just shifts to a

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dog. He's sort of dude sort
of because there's a big celebration because they

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win the basketball game and they're in
the crowd at that crappy gym and the

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guy you can barely see it.
The guy has unzipped it and it's hanging

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out of his like an extra is
doing bits. Yes, teen Wolf,

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penis wasn't Jason Bateman teen Wolf two? Yeah, that's awesome. I like

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when they reference that on SmartLess.
Let's stay on time here. Carlos was

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also in Truth or Dare, the
horror film that came out a couple of

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years ago. It was a huge
auch av Club article on its thirtieth anniversary

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debunking teen Wolf's greatest rumor in parentheses. Yes, it's the penis thing.

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So you stay tuned through this break. We'll update you on that bell caught

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up and then also the shooting this
night in Maine. It's I told you

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versatile inflexible on today's show, but
the shooter is still at large. We'll

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give you the latest updates on that
terrible scene, and I've smap stuff for

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you at seven o'clock here on the
Downbeat on ninety seven to one in the Free