Today's one of those shows that we'll test out our flexibility and versatility. So
get a good stretch, get a little bend, and then after the show
we can dip our toad the Chacuza bibot because we're gonna be all over the
map. Forday, gonna be straight up with you. I'm Kevin Turner with
Danny Baylist, Mike's Roy, JJ Jackson producing the show. Two one four
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you can call in enjoined in the bullpen in case they don't have their best
stuff. I learned a little bit about Arizona today and then as Storm in
Arizona as Storm, Yeah gets the name of the game. Yeah, you
know, I mean it could be changed, but we already said it.
It's kind of locked in. Okay, seven thirty calling into the Downbeat on
ninety seven won the Freak the man who caught the Oklahoma City Python, And
boy was there some shoddy reporting and misinformation going around. Mark from Snakes Alive,
Oka See calls in at seven thirty and just to let you know,
Mark, this is real. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, this is
not. You know there is an organization called Snakes Alive. I don't think
there's anybody in the organization named Gary. Should we have Gary on the phone
to maybe just be there as a safety blanket for us? I was actually
anything thinking about that. You know, Mark tries to sneak any bull less
bias. The last time that we had and it's not this is different than
the Grand Prairie Cobra, but the last time we had that. There's a
bit of a rattlesnake story going around over in the eight one seven, and
we had Gary on after the Snake Expert was on, and Gary was actually
under a house at that time, in a den of rattlesnakes. It was
like seventeen rattlesticks. He was on the phone catching and then trying to sell
for profit at its store. Yeah, I can't tell my sales team enough
here at the station. You have a sales team, well, our sales
team, yeah mine, yeah, I clearly don't if you look good Today's
Lives, but I will say that oh oh yeah, oh yeah. Think
about Gary Snakes is I've been telling ourselves to we don't have to take his
money. I know he wants to get on the air, but we don't
have to. It's a liability issue. People have been bitten because of his
negligence now called frinkles, when when Hedge, I don't know how even look
at it. I actually think it's bad branding for the station to continue to
support Gary Snakes, to sell snakes that make people happy. That's not him.
He's fine. His number of stores has gotten too many. He stretched
too thin and then bad things happen, like when a part time employee was
bit and he rushes out and has a news conference saying, don't worry anyone,
nobody panic. It wasn't a full time employee who shut up to that
news conference. Mike Lesley, which is weird because he's a sports guy.
Channel Way Mike Leslie was there. Strange. Why would Snake's plus be the
you wouldn't say this about I don't know any of our other partners, and
we're proud of our partners, but yet you're like ripping this one is one
of the longest ones that we've had, maybe the first ten. You're people
that believed in us and supported us, and now you want to turn your
back on snake sales and DFW. I've known Gary Garfield since twenty seventeen.
Okay, okay, I've also seen one of his live Snake's snakes Bite Jeff
skin Wade live in studio because it got loose. I'm just saying the thing
about Gary Garfield, and you all know is Gary snakes. I don't you
know from his his actual name, Gary Garfield. He's got a little bit
of that. You know, he catches the camera, you know, he
gets that buzz leads to him forgetting that. Oh yeah, So any remote
we go to that he's at. You know, if you hear a lot
of times you hear him on the Ben Skin Show, they'll pop him on.
He gets the buzz, he gets excited about being on air. Meanwhile,
there's a cobra running loose in the kitchen. You're here to like imagine
going to the zoo in the exhibit and they get excited to get to put
on the show, and they forget that they have left a snake lying around
as just part of the line of work he's in. As I remember seeing
him are one of our remos that he showed up at, and he very
correctly. So there's no building in the world that can guarantee that you're not
about to get bit by a venoma snake. I do support having him on
as a fact checker should we have mine. And then he just does a
follow up after we talked to hey kind of fact check mark in Oklahoma City
from the nonprofit Snakes Alive, the guy who caught it. We're finding out
that it was an eight foot not thirteen. Yeah, and it wasn't even
the same the right snake that they were talking about. Now people are asking,
we're cats eaten, people are asking, people are asking interesting. Still
some things to figure out here. At seven point thirty, MAVs one.
Yeah they did want to. Oh yeah, I told you we'd be versatile
and flexible. At six thirty five, the most important thing the latest you
need to know on the big shooting in Maine last night, because that is
a big story and the shooter is at large or is believed to be at
large. Still death toll up to about fifteen, maybe more. They think
that's gonna rise. They think fifty have been injured at a bowling alley.
Some wild stuff gets some audio updates you on that at six thirty five,
the most important thing in the world. Everyone stay up for MAVs. Did
you make it? Mikey. I went into the bed and then hit Hulu.
I was laying on my side and watched just the very end part,
I guess with the mass finally extended it or put it out of reach.
And it was a close game the whole game. So yeah, I saw
pretty much pretty much made it. I must have missed Luca's final rebound or
something. I didn't see it was a triple double until this morning. That
was awesome. Yeah, great, he is. I don't know. I
don't know if I'm partly just thinking the numbers have to calm or regress or
stop going up at some point, but I guess they don't, and especially
if that's with him with a damn calf injury. It is. It is
funny where you have all of the you know, we talked about it yesterday.
Calf injury. Does he play too much basketball? Is he in shape?
And we just do that, I know, every off season. Then
he opens the season with an effing triple double and a big boy one too.
It looks great too, of course, of course her. Yeah,
I know, we'll talk about it later, but dude, he had a
couple of things in that game that we're so fifteen year veteran. The brain
of a fifteen year NBA veteran who thinks like this his IQ and I hate
this term. It's over used. His basketball, like you is off the
charts. It just is. Yeah. Yeah. The situation with him when
it comes to his weight or whatever was always made me a little annoyed because
I think there's a difference in talking about a weight or what he looks like
compared to conditioning. There's any way different. I really don't want Luca being
smaller. I like when Luka can just go bang with anyone they're going to
there's no solution, but the conditioning part of it, Okay, we can
talk about that, but now, I mean, he looks great and something
about that game, first of all, really annoyed. If Victor won be
Ama and I will once eventually get it right. Some should come Wimby.
Okay, if he is one of the NBA's biggest assets, let's not bury
him at eight thirty on a Wednesday night and have to wait on overtime of
Nix and Celtics. Like, let's show an urgency. I'm referees at Nix
and Celtics. Let's understand that this game needs to move along, and let's
make sure that we're tipping this Victor game off so everyone can see not at
nine thirty. Really eight forty five. When that game got going nine on
the East Coast for Victor, everyone had to wait. They were about to
delay the start of his career and put it on ESPNU. I would have
if they started the game on time and then just kind of split screen it
in some way have some awareness here. That's fine, But I'm glad.
I didn't want to miss anything. Yeah, So I was glad they waited
because I was looking around for it in case it started early. I mean
it was there. That was the the West Coast game technically, Yeah,
and it started at nine thirty, eight thirty here. And it's not like
Boston and the Knicks was a turd. No, it was great. I
mean, that was a massive game. It was also twenty five minute final
three minutes of the game, which that's how hard is it for the NBA
to go your refs? Mm hmm, it's cool, let's go. I
yeah, no, that's actually a good question. But I think that I
think they probably do. They do that a little bit. But I mean,
that was a close game. It came you know, Yeah, you
can't do it when it's a tight game. You can't lean on the refs
to go ahead and get this thing wrapped up. I know, but I
want to. I'm just saying convenience because you know, I didn't enjoy watching
the second half with super brain fog because that was delirious trying to keep up
with what's going on. It's like, I don't know what's happening. I
can't make a thought. My brain has turned to moo moo. Yeah.
I turned the game off a second it was official and killed the light,
rolled over, and for the next ten to fifteen minutes, proceeded to hicc
up myself to sleep. Oh yeah, that's the big story today also is
that Danny still has the hiccups. And then I woke up this morning to
my four twenty alarm and thought for one second, I think I'm good,
turned it off, started opening up the browser to look at some news on
my phone, take a big iNHL and bam. There it was just one
light clockwork and it started and it didn't stop until maybe about five minutes ago.
So it's been off and on since two I think it started. Okay,
So we got back on Tuesday from Houston, our big, huge,
awesome trip to Houston to Game seven of the American League Championship Series. Rangers
defeated the Astress and because of us got back and that whole whole night just
NonStop hiccups. Yesterday you guys, we're witnessed to it. Yeah. We
try to help all day, all night, and then this morning all morning.
So it comes and goes. It'll go away for like twenty minutes and
then it's back for an hour. It's not fun, guys. It's a
disease, and I don't appreciate being made fun of. I don't know if
it's a disease. I'm seeing it under diseases and conditions on the Mayo Clinic
website. Is it on the right hand side where it says conditions, Because
I don't think it's a disease. It's under diseases and conditions. So you
use an odd word because it's disease. This says make an appointment. No,
it's our healthcare provider. If your hick ups last more than forty eight
hours, okay, it has it quite been forty eight? Have we any
doctors up this early? I don't think. I mean it even says that,
dude, you're you're in for a wild ride, though, especially if
today's it was funny because you're gonna have to contend with him falling asleep and
me more than normal not being able to complete a sentence. I want you
to laugh hiccup right. J J starts fart and I'm just falling on the
ground rolling around laughing at the three au as we all just scream. Yeah.
I like the issue a severe joke stroke. Want you really the meds?
Light on meds? I'm good on meds, but light on sleep.
Another under four hour sleeping performance usually ramps up the chances of joke strokes happening.
Yeah, I like that. What time will you take action with these
hiccups? What do you mean? I mean, did you look stuff up
on the internet yesterday at all? No? Okay, so what if we
make it to like Friday's Thursday. Yeah, so tomorrow's show, and then
you're like, okay by tomorrow, by tonight, like after the show,
it's still going on through the evening. Then I'm definitely going to get online
and start going through all the five hundred different guaranteed remedies. Yeah. Boy,
the text messages yesterday, super grateful, but every single one of them
says try and true. This works every time, and you try them and
it does nothing Like I did the what is the perineum explosion method yesterday?
The velociraptor method, whatever that was, and it worked, but they came
back. I've heard eat a teaspoon of sugar, stand on your head,
drink a glass of water, put things in your ears, in your nose,
and drink water through a straw. I mean, there's so many different
home remedies, and I think they just go away when they're ready to go
away, because you know what's funny about it, nobody really knows what they
are or why they happen. Really. Yeah, they're kind of a scientific
mission. Is a really strange one, you know. Yeah, that's it.
Males are much more likely to develop long term hiccups than feet. You're
a male, I'm at risk. Would you say that you're having mental or
emotional issues every day? Of course? What about surgery? I don't have
any surgery issues. Have you ever had surgery? I? Okay, but
it was you know what, five years ago? Okay, now that still
could be. It didn't involve organs in the stomach area. Yes, yes,
m we're onto something. Guess how many times I've had hiccups since the
surgery? This many? That's a zero? And and until tuesday, I
admitt a problem. Maybe they've been lying dormant since the surgery. My key,
I think I've found why this is happening for Nanny. I'm just browsing
websites. Yeah, drug and alcohol issues. Do you like drugs and alcohol?
Freaking love drugs and alcohol? I just don't do drug You like drugs
and alcohol? Yes? Okay, who doesn't? But I'm not hiccupping like
a freak alcohol use disorder? No? Not currently? Steroids look at me,
No, but any type of steroid used to relieve inflammation, any arthritis?
Yeah, you do have some marthritis, a joint pain in my thumb.
Any take no medicine for that? No? Meds. Not on any
kind of meds currently, No asthma, kidney problems, sir. Okay,
Also, do you take medicines you just told you. I do not take
any medicines any others like sedatives. No, or sedatives. No. I'm
the moron that will right out a headache when there's a full bottle of Advil
in the cabinet. Really, yes, Why I don't like taking pills?
I never have. You don't know why that is. Do you feel like
someone's gonna take advantage of you under the influence of these pills, the influenceive
dialing? All. I figure your body knows how to heal itself, and
you know, well, I'll take three advil just because I walk by the
bottle. I really will. I'm sure there's a reason why I should take
this. I mean, zero symptoms, I feel fine, I really will.
I think it's good for you. Advil is good for you. I
think prevents heart attacks or something low, low, low dosage of aspirin.
Yes, it will help thin your blood a little bit. Okay, I'm
an ibuprofen guy. Okay, snack on them like they're M and m's.
I take three advil most nights like, well, that's if I'm drinking on
the weekend. Yeah, to prevent a hangover. Yeah, I'll take three
to prevent a hangover. Now it's working all night. It's yeah. I
don't think that's how it works. Man. Every time I drink more than
I should, I have three advil before I go to bed, or ib
profing before I go to bed. I like it the next day because you
feel like you need to put more stress on your liver and kidneys while your
body's trying to process all that alcohol. Let's throw a bunch of advil on
top of it too. Yeah, okay, it's distracting thing. I don't
want to be hungover. I want to wake up and feel good. You
know, I bet doctor Ted could help us. The Metroplex is greatest doctor
Doctor Ted Hume, our dentist, our dentist who just palms up to most
every question we ask him, unless, of course, it's about dentistry,
and then he's incredible or chili or chili. Isn't that weird that we'd take
I don't take too many pill I don't think you know. I take a
little cholesterol thing to help me out. So you guys are actually on regular
doctor prescribed daily medication, right a tour Staton. Yeah, just because my
cholesterol is a little ticking, a little high, and that's it, and
you're on that. I take a very dangerous controlled substance known as medathanil,
and it helps me, uh function better. It's it keeps me away from
the daytime when I take it, when I go and take it, go
and take it. The pill. This is the little pill with a big
story to tell it for some reason, really it's medaphenil. But it's good
man. I was thinking too, I'm not again, I'm not going after
a sales team. I'm not. But how' is no one do we have
anyone on the sales staff who might listen to the show a little bit.
It's like cold calld Jardians and be like, hey, there's this show in
Dallas. There's a morning show giving you guys a lot of love. I
would be, I would be. I would love to do Jardians live spots
and spread the word of the little pill with the big story to tell.
Just tell you what the story. If it's got such a big story to
tell, well maybe you could get a little more of an audience to tell
that story. Too, and maybe they need influencers like us on a platform
who could help share that story. If airing nationwide every four minutes in the
World series isn't enough, Yeah, let's ims advertise with that. Kevin Turner
was rattling off a nice live splot for you. It's six twenty five every
morning. I'm still pretty unclear on what this big story is that it's got
to tell, aren't you. I think the relative size of the story proportional
to the pill is what the real interesting part is a lot of people have
been talking about AOC. Well, I'm here to talk to you about a
one C. If we were getting into some big hot topics in Washington,
we'd transition into that account canceled, you know. Good thing. Like I
said, they're not listening to the show. Jardance likes to reach a cross
party. Do you think Jardian's knew that we would all lose our minds at
that insane commercial and that woman and thereby talk about it. I mean,
their only job when you do an advertisement is to make it resonate, and
that can it can resonate for good, bad, whatever, But as long
as you notice it, the only thing you can't be is unnoticed. You
spend all that money and you know, buy that ad time. I think
they knew. I mean it's not like it is intentionally ridiculous. Easy,
yeah, But if that I wonder if that was their plan to know that
it would just drive us all crazy. But that dance and the whole song
and the whole routine, it's not like they made it said, oh my
god, people are going to see this and just love her. They're going
to fall in love, you know, like the dancers in America. Well
what about the the spoof remake or the remix of the Jardian spot that somebody
posted on YouTube. I mean that didn't that had been out there for a
little while at least. Yeah, that's just a little thing. But I
mean that relative to how many people see this commercial so many times. But
I'm telling you that. My point is is that Jardians people are got to
be aware that that's out there. It's had a lot of views, so
they know that it's silly, or somebody has interpreted what they do as ridiculous.
Let's make it more ridiculous. So they knew that, Yeah, they
had an insane commercial on their hands. I don't think at any point the
ad team they were I'm sorry, I didn't know they ever were able to
foresee that that woman would be the mascot for the American League Championship Series.
No, dude, you know, hanging over a globe life this bamouth a
giant dancing woman. Yeah, we missed. Oh my god, I can't
believe this. So Game seven, because we were at the game, on
the pregame show, they aired a big two and a half minute package piece
on Creed. It's nuts. It's like Kevin Burkhart's at the thing and he
tells we die, and we look deeper to find out why this band has
propelled the Rangers and their playoff run. The whole thing, there's tons of
Creed involved, and then it ends with Nathan Yavaldi and Andrew Heeney and a
couple other Rangers. Evan Carter's in it going thank you Creed, thank you
Creed. We could have done it without you. It's e f and nuts.
And then there's Creed on a couch. Okay, and they start,
I should have pulled this so we could play it for you. We can
pull it and play it. You guys would be blown away and Creed's don't
think gets going keep it up, Rangers hope the postseason takes you to New
Heights and the Scott stab cup Pop says, hopefully you'll make it to the
Streets of Gold, and then they go back to Burkhart a Little KB,
Little Baby KB, Derek Jeter, David Ortisa and Alex Rodriguez and he right,
what you said. I said, you can check out more information on
Creed at creed dot com. You start promoting their cruise. They did a
Creed commercial cruise pregame show from Game seven. Dude, my god. I
was like, huh, I know you guys would be freaked out by it.
Also another thing that freaked Danny out. I was I videoed it last
night, but then my internet was fudgy because of the storm. Uh,
it was the Hawk last night on the Masked Singer Danny mean that that's who
was unveiled. Was it Susan Hawk? It was not Susan Hawk? Was
it Tony? Was it Tony Hawk? The hawk was give us initials?
Teen Wolf star Tyler Posey. Who would have ever guessed the MTV show Teen
Wolf. Yeah, it's been on MTV for a few years. It's a
TV show. It's like a high school twilightish type thing. Yeah. No,
Michael J. Wh aren't you bombs? You missed that? Dang you.
Yes, I'm I'm deeply saddened by this news. What did you watch
teen Wolf? Do you watch teen Wolf? What's the weird? Yeah?
I saw like the first season. I think the season it was around the
time. Come on, I think it was in high school college when it
came out early college. Yeah, that's one of those. I didn't watch
it after. I honestly couldn't even I can't even tell you anything of what
I remember I saw. Obviously, he's a werewolf, and that's about all
I can tell you. I can't remember. I've never heard of Tyler Posey
until just now. He was the little kid in Made in Manhattan? Was
j Inner for Lopez back in like two thousand and one? Yeah, yeah,
guys, I remember that movie existing. But that's pretty much his resume.
John the guy hangs dong at the end of Teen Wolf, the movie
what was it? A PG movie? But in it is an actual penis
at the very end, like the last incredible just unnecessarily just shifts to a
dog. He's sort of dude sort of because there's a big celebration because they
win the basketball game and they're in the crowd at that crappy gym and the
guy you can barely see it. The guy has unzipped it and it's hanging
out of his like an extra is doing bits. Yes, teen Wolf,
penis wasn't Jason Bateman teen Wolf two? Yeah, that's awesome. I like
when they reference that on SmartLess. Let's stay on time here. Carlos was
also in Truth or Dare, the horror film that came out a couple of
years ago. It was a huge auch av Club article on its thirtieth anniversary
debunking teen Wolf's greatest rumor in parentheses. Yes, it's the penis thing.
So you stay tuned through this break. We'll update you on that bell caught
up and then also the shooting this night in Maine. It's I told you
versatile inflexible on today's show, but the shooter is still at large. We'll
give you the latest updates on that terrible scene, and I've smap stuff for
you at seven o'clock here on the Downbeat on ninety seven to one in the Free