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It's right, thank you. Fresh in the house. What's going on,
Dougy's going on, buddy. It's a beautiful day out there. It's a
beautiful dayful day in the neighborhood. It's been a weird day for me.
Yeah. Yeah, I've had people walk out of meetings. I've somebody walked
down on me, not on me, but on a meeting I was in
and it had nothing to do really with me, But so I stayed and
completed the meeting. And then somebody asked me to do a tender dating thing
to raise money, and I go, no, I'm not. I wouldn't
do that. And I have someone telling me we are cosmically connected. Uh
huh, I don't know. Saturday night, we did a thing at Iron
Smoke. Yeah, how did they go? It? Went fantastic good.
It went really well good the comedy portion of it. When it is Greg
Counter's birthday too, right, it was Greg's birthday. So Greg decided to
he would pay what the band would get and everything from the door would go
to a charity. And the charity was there, and so he did that
good. And then they made a and it was called Live every Day,
like it's your birthday? Now? Did you roast them a little bit?
A little bit? A little bit? We wrote some jokes, I mean,
did you use myself? I used I think one of yours, the
Shadow of Shadow. Yeah, but other than that, but it was hard
because everybody's still at the bar is set up for that and I knew it
wasn't and uh, but it was fine. It went fine. And then
afterwards this woman I was standing by the back wall by the bathroom, just
kind of watching the band and just by myself, and she walked up to
me and started talking to me, and I said uh, and then followed
me over to the bar. And I did not buy her a drink,
and I really had, I mean not to be rude, I had no
real Interistia was nice and polite, and I walked away and then I was
talking to some friends and somebody goes, hey, that that woman's kind of
looking at you, and I think. I walked back by and she said
something to me, and I go, I think you're crazy. He got
it right out there, Doug. I don't mess around it no more.
Don't I know where I stand. I know who I am, and I
know what my life is. I don't reveal a lot of there's not to
be too, you know, clandestine, cloak and dagger. I don't say
a lot of things because there's anybody know your business at all. Well,
it's not that I've always been a very open book. When I was on
the radio, I talked about everything but my But my kids are older and
I have a lot of moving parts on things, and so I don't say
much of anything. Things have changed, and so people don't know, right,
and I don't say one way or the other. Well, I'm seeing
somebody or on that I know you would never know. And so ubered you
to that orgy last week. You did not and I appreciate still only fiftet
from Wegman. Well you can stick those right where the sun doesn't shine and
make raisins y. So so so does she get the hint? Oh,
I don't know, because I get this big long missive on on Facebook and
she did not get it. So I write, So I don't know what
to do. So I read. I read some of it. And here's
the problem. When you talk about somebody and they know you're talking about them,
but nobody else does. We have to really that, all of us
and I and I'm gonna use this word, and maybe it's a little harsh.
We're all a little narcissistic in the fact that, well, then everybody
knows that you're talking about me, but I never used your name, and
nobody knows who you are. And so I made that clear. And so
I talked about certain aspects of it. And Greg was back in here on
Sunday and he's like, well, you should probably respond, He goes,
I would respond, because normally I don't. I just let these things hang.
I don't respond on purpose. I try to sometimes make it look like
I didn't even see your message. If I can see it in the preview
and not have to open it, yeah you know what I'm saying, I'll
give it away all my secrets. Yes, So I did respond, and
I wrote very politely that I'm flattered. You gave me a big head.
You said, really like nice things, but you know things are a little
complicated and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Good luck. You
know what I'm saying. Right, Okay, I'd like to read you today.
I present to you, Present to me, judge, Judge, Dougie,
judge felps. Yeah, doing the Dougie Judge felps shut down more times
with the red baron. But okay, I'll give you my insight. I
will present to you. I have pulled excerpts of a message that was longer
than I've ever received on via Facebook. Hi, Bill, what I'm about
to say is long winded, so please be patient with me. Oh God,
right there, I would have deleted it. Well, this is like,
no, I understand what you're saying. Yeah, it says. I've
been single long enough to know that when people first get divorced, they are
not always thinking clearly. I am not first. I'm not technically divorced.
I am legally separated. I have been legally separated for half a decade.
I think that's a long time. Five years, yes, five years,
yes, And I and my wife has not lived within the state of New
York for at least four of those years, so there's a head nothing to
do with that. But anyway, so her impression is I would think that
she thinks I'm newly divorced. I am not. I'm very intuitive and spiritually
heightened. So she writes, what does that say to you? That's a
red flag? Why I don't need to come over and see your stones and
porcelain dolls in the right order, and over night walking in the backyard looking
at the stars. So you know what a lot of numbers to pick tomorrow.
But go ahead. I have noticed when I'm around you, your eyes
go right to me. That's why I have noticed you. I don't know
when I've been around this person. Now. They told me I went into
a place where they worked. I don't ever remember seeing the person at all.
And if I just the way I started telling you this story was she
came up to me at iron smoke, I would, of course, I'm
not gonna I'm not. Unfortunately, I was raised with manners. I had
to learn to pull a share out and that, and had to dance.
I mean, those were things that happened in my house. You walk into
a borrower place or even Wegmans. You're gonna look around the first yeah,
but this was this was someone walking towards me saying, hello, Yes,
you're gonna look around. So anyway, I've noticed that when I'm around you,
your eyes go right to me. That's why I've noticed you. To
me, that speaks volumes. I don't think you were realizing it. You
then piqued my interest because I do find you attractive. Okay, more,
there's more written, and I skip ahead to this portion Judge Phelps. I
feel the universe is bringing us together. No, why is that funny to
you? Welcome, that's funny. Why is this funny to you? I
just want you to know what guys say. Look, girls talk behind fellas
backs. I'm not yelling at you. I'm just yelling into the abyss,
the universe, in the universe, That's what I'm doing. But I have
been single long enough to know to show you my milky way. Sorry,
go ahead. The universe is bringing you together, so's a restraining order.
But go ahead. I'm afraid to get too close to your black hole.
I found it around Oh hang on, Okay, I feel the universes bring
us together. I know that sounds hokey, but I've been singing long enough
to know when two people are supposed to meet, I think it would be
wise to take a step back and give it some thought, be open minded,
and then think about the choices you're making and what opportunity you have in
front of you. This scares me because it almost I mean, that sounds
that's an odd thing to say, and it's almost what you would say to
your kid, like, hey, take a step back. I'm sure her
therapist is telling her, you know, if you see somebody like, go
for it, all right. And that tarot card reading she had day before
she met you came up with the King and the Three Swords, which is
go get that funky monkey and get it on. I would not want you
to think I'm waiting around. I don't do that. If a person comes
in my path. There's a lot of universe out there, and I think
it's going to be somebody who I can connect with, I will explore that
connection. I'm just living the life God puts in front of me. But
all capitals. When people keep showing up in my life, there is a
reason I don't know that I've shown here's the thing that now, now,
so many hours later after receiving this message and all, and you're sitting here
now, I go, what the fuck, man, I'm not showing up
in your life. You came to Iron Smoke. Maybe you came there by
accident, Maybe you came there because you listened to the podcast and you knew
we were gonna be there. I don't know. I don't know because in
the previous message you talked about somebody who is one of my best friends and
how you approached them and asked about me because you saw me with them and
that friend and I have plans for the weekend. So I'm just like this
the whole, this whole thing of the unip No, did you stalked?
Yeah, didn't you? And in a way, and I have no problem
with that. What I'm saying is you showed up up, but I keep
showing up. I don't see you as a mystical, universal kind of person.
I'm a big believer in law of attraction. I think if she would
have said I saw this Guinness commercial and I think we would really be good
sharing a pint, I think she would have got more tread on that.
You keep showing up my life and you never have before. I truly believe
there's something more to our connection, whether it is friendship or something more.
I would like an opportunity to explore what that may be. I would really
like you to not negate a connection that could possibly that we could possibly have.
Excuse me, I don't settle, and I'm not a woman who is
willing to be in a relationship just so I won't be alone, which is
why I am still single. I have fought too hard for the life I
have. Okay, now thoughts delete and block you think so? Yeah,
I mean, look, it's flattering, it's sweet. I had I got
no no vibe from you know, from this woman that there was this.
I jokingly said crazy because I got a little vibe of stuff. And I'm
like, look, I'm not interested, but I will never be rude.
And you did approach me, and I think that that takes balls man or
I think, actually maybe this is a sexist statement by me, but I
think it takes more guts for a woman to go up to a guy and
kind of pull the trigger. It just does. And they just think it's
a societal thing and you were alone. I don't know that she was with
anybody. I think she came on her own there, So I didn't see
any friends, no friends in the universe. I have no idea. It
just sounds like she kind of came on her own for this. They were
band. Now that I'm thinking about it, I don't remember seeing her with
anybody there. I at least like she didn't have any friends or anything because
there were other people there and somebody was in a group of friends. That
so this that that was kind of an odd thing too. So all of
that takes scot so good for you, good for you? Uh not just
not not good for me? Ye? Take it, you know. That's
it. That's all I just put. How will you walk into somebody else?
That feels I h I know, But now when I reread it,
it makes me a little nervous, like I want you to rethink this motherfucker
you. I'm watching you, and I don't know that that's the case.
But she might be watching the podcast. You know what I'm gonna do.
I might I may run this message by my friend who happens to be the
chief of police of Fairport, Matt Barnes. Chief Matt Barnes to just go
Barnes. You know what, Barnie, what do you think of this kind
of thing? See if anybody else has taken letters into the police station and
say, hey, I don't know how to think about this. Uh sho,
I'd be nervous. I never had anybody write this, or if they
have, other people they have gotten letters in the mail. Well, just
the uh friend of mine actually came to see me or he was at a
Whiskey river on Sunday. Yeah, this was early in day. He said
he played a joke on his friend. Uh, he was up early for
one one reason or the other, left a note on his car stopped seeing.
My wife was going to kill you. So later in day you were
talking. He goes, hey, by the way, I got this letter
on the car. I'm not really sure I take it. I've been seeing
a couple of girls. I don't think either one of them is married or
let they're lying him. And he finally came clean. So well that's not
the case here. Yeah I know that. But here's the part that makes
you. I think it would be wise to take a step back and give
it some thought. Be open minded, to think about what choices you're making
and what opportunity do you have in front of you that that's that sentence,
that whole long, rambling, compound sentence just just I don't know, hits
me in the in the gut different. It doesn't sit comfortably. It's kind
of like a It sounds like your parents telling you to that day. Yes,
yeah, I know, ah yeah, no, no, no,
no, I had a situation like that. Yeah, tenth grade there was.
I was in tenth grade girl and it was in June. It was
a junior in high school. She uh so, I get a call and
somebody asked me, you always get the three choices of girls would you go
to the prom with? And I've already said no to one girl, but
my parents said, know about it. Well, my father's standing there and
it's the old kitchen phone and that old man, and he says, whoever
it is, you will say yes. Do you know how hard it is
for a girl to ask? It's a prom? You you will absolutely go.
Is this when you jumped off your barn to break your own leg?
No? Okay, that was the other girl. No. I so this
girl kind of looked like Pepper and Patty and I've read one off to that
before. I go ahead. So I wound up going and he said to
me, you walk into that room, you make her feel like she's the
only person there. So I was a total gentleman, and I so I.
That's always stuck with me though. So you went to the problem with
you? Oh wow? Yeah? Was that not your first choice? So
your first are you just I was? It wasn't my problem, it was
her problem. Oh yeah, so it was her choice. I got asked
and it was sort of out of like a if your dad wasn't standing there,
you would have found got a way out of it. I got.
I would have said, actually, I don't speak English. That didn't work
back then, now it does. Well. No, No, I would
say I had no idea ioed it. It's not anyway that this whole this
is kind of weird me out. Yeah, when I reread it, weirds
out. Yeah, I don't get that I get restraining orders that. No.
I've befriended a girl at Whiskey River Sunday. Her and a girlfriend were
there joking with them, and she was joking back. So yeah, I
got into funny, talked about the comedy and I'll be performing finger Lakes actually
down and who Remedy. Remedy Remedy is the name of the club, Okay
inside the figure line and uh, I said, well, we've friend friend
you had in Facebook. I'll I'll figure out something kind of nice to do
if we if you want to go on the first date, So I said,
what's your name? And she told me your name, So I plugged
her in Facebook. Then she came up and friended her. And then next
day I asked, uh, hey, if you had a hard day work,
you want to meet for an abate or an ice cream at your favorite
parlor. I have not heard anything. No universe in this though, huh.
And on the next week, that's about it. Thank you for having
the cute up. Well, I'll also tell you today, Doug. Yeah,
I h I had a little reunion with last summer shorts. And I
think that the shorts had separation anxiety because they were a little clinging. I
did see this little little clinging. I suddenly understand what startines feel like.
So I decided to go for a three mile run and I actually got into
my Victor Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram Jeep and I clocked out three point one miles
and then I went and I basically like a Galapagos tortoise. I did three
point one miles and I did it. I did not stop the entire way.
I may ask, yes, did you stretch? Yes? I stretch
everything good? You would. I'm a weird guy. And you ran in
the whole way. Yes, Jock, Jock, I just see the video.
Stuffed it and huffed it and puffed it. And I because I'm going,
I gotta I gotta drop some pounds. It's been a about a year
and a half of things in my life, and I go, i gotta
drop some pounds. So I brought the scalon. It's right over here.
You've brought it up. This was your idea. I'm in so like a
bet. Right, Sure, what do you mean? Sure? What do
we have as from now until the comedy show? No? A month?
No, I would say take September, acttal September, October. Well,
you're not gonna drop that much weight fast, and I'm not going to for
sure. Well I know you're not. Yeah. One, I hate to
say the word. I hate saying older. Yeah, do get older?
Yeah, as tabolism slows down. Yeah, Yeah, I'm looking at it,
yeah, looking at it right in the face. Right, You're in
the fucking universe. It's like a chunky French bulldogs. You have been in
a tabulism obviously. I was two thirty five. Damn dude. Now I'm
two thirty four. No, I just two twenty. You're too twenty.
Yeah, you lost fifteen pounds. Yeah, and I look at you worked
out just when I started showing my nephew. Yeah, ships yeah, so
look at you. You dropped fifteen pounds just by eating less. Wow?
Really doing any working out? No? No, and I should. I've
got the weights right there for my recliner. Yeah, I'm well the recliners
there too. And I mean if I had weights in a recla that's just
why they don't have recliners and gyms. You realize that, right, you
know, because if they have recliners and gyms, you've been to my house.
Fuck it, it's not a house. It's a it's a it's a
room. It's a fourth. It's a fourth. Doug lives in a palace.
It's not a funck palace milk palace. Right, there's no reason I
can't do some curls, do some pushups while I'm watching TV. Yeah,
but then how's that going for you? What but as good as a comedy
that I had to start working on the the breast cancer letters, which I
forgot to bring in. The letter's got to be sent out this weekend or
the next couple of weeks because June July and golf is August twenty six,
just two and a half months to have a letter, especially for corporate places
and have to push it through. I just dropped out of a golf tournament
today. You did which one? Uh? The autism up one I was
supposed to do, and I I've got one that we can do. It's
a tailey hole August seventh at Salmon Creek. I'm okay, yeah, no,
I think you should come. It could be fun. I'm not saying
I'm the reason I have something els in Rochester. Something else came up and
I for that same weekend, and I it's a Mondays, not a weekend.
But you can try Monday. Yeah, I know at six thirty,
this is it in the morning. Yes, we'll get you a fake mystead.
Trust me, none of these girls want to know about the universe.
So what are we gonna do. We're gonna do this from now and to
when September. Would you like to think about this? How long do you
want? Oh? At least October? October? What's wrong with you?
Don't you ever work out? Three or four months? What do you want?
Work out? Two months? That's it? Well, you go June,
July, August. That's three months. I'll be golfing, I'll be
having fun of Oh there's gonna be some drinking days though. Okay, I
got I got it. You know I got to hit Shalers. Yeah,
you know it's junkie. It took me everything that's to stop at ad.
It's on the we. Okay, so this is so wait, so this
is we're designing this for you? No, well, yes we are.
We just gave all the things to do it too. I said I do
it, But you just said I go three months. To me, seems
like a nice amount of time. Three. Well, I got potato salad,
and I gots summer. I got summertime, and I gotta go to
Shalers. You know, sailors, do you drink beer in the summer?
I do? I do. And you know what I else I drink.
I drink wine, and I drink a lot of water, yes, and
vodka and dirty Martiniz. That's right, you're in virgins. All right.
You know what October I say we go from now and to your to your
breast, to your breast thing. Yep, we'll just see what we can
do twenty second. But here's the thing October October. No, no,
no, not that, not your breast thing. That is my breath.
No, your breast golf August twenty six. Hey, hold on, we're
going to have August twenty sixth. Okay, we'll go to August twenty six.
Yeah, we'll weigh ourselves then and then we'll go again till October nineteen.
Why why why No? I'm saying from now until the twenty sixth,
yes, and then that's it. Then we're done. No, what do
you mean we're not more, because then it's going to be my nephew wrestles
is going to be getting into wrestlings. Okay, so see this is all
designed for you. You have all right, August twenty six. Let me
just tell you something right now, this is this is your Problem'm gonna tell
you what you're probably. What is it? You got no fucking willpower?
You got no fucking willpower. I what if all of a sudden this woman
goes. Listen, Doug, if you cut out the shailers, if you
cut back and stuff and you drop another ten or fifteen pounds, I'll be
over, okay, into your f palace. What do you think that would
take? Three days? Three days of what I can lose ten pounds and
three I know you could, all right? August twenty sixth, August twenty
six today, Today is May twenty first. Okay, May twenty first to
August twenty since that's a long time. That's four months, okay, Yeah,
it's plenty of time. Can you do it? How much weight do
you think you'll lose? If I set my mind to it, I at
least like to at least get under two hundred, under two hundred. Yeah,
all right? So we going by? Are we going by? Who
are we going to our goal weight? Or who loses the most? Because
I need to ninety? I look emaciated. I start to look, what
do you know? I'm two twenty nine, you're two twenty nine, and
I'm two twenty I'm six foot one and I am five foot one, five
six with a hard ass. Okay, but I'm stocky. No, I
got you, I got you? Hey, Look I was up at like
two thirty eight. So I'm down almost ten pounds. But it takes.
It takes while. So I was two twenty nine today, you're trying to
get to one ninety. I'm gonna I'd rather get to two hundred. You
want to get to two hundred. I want to get to two hundred.
Yeah, So all right, so let's see who gets to two hundred.
First, it's a race to two hundred, a race to two hundred.
I love this. Now we got something, Doug. That's what we got,
Okay, I like it. The race to two hundred to two hundred.
Yeah, and the first one there, Well, weigh every week and
see, hey, and if you go up, you go up. If
you go down, you go down. No big deal. And I don't
know what does the winner get. The loser has to go spend an entire
day. And with this universe report back from New Haven. Uh Empire Haven
nudist camp Oh god, no, I'd have to be I heard where.
I can't do that. So there's we're actually going to talk to a lady.
But she's she's not Empire Haven. But Empire Haven is a is a
nude campground. I'm just curious about this. I find it so odd and
I think it's an American. Yeah, I thing. Well, last summer
I drove to a nude beach. Yeah yeah, they made me park in
a handicamp space, so I don't I'd be shy. Hear the nude beach.
They tried to roll you back in right, Hey, it's a baby
manatee. I talk, Well, why is your dick out? For everybody
that's fighting? Nemo? Laughing? Right now? I know. I get
things cooled down. All right, we'll take a moment. When we come
back. We will call Carrie Anne from Full Tan sun Club. Full Tan
Sun Club. Is that the news place? Yeah, it's a new camp
campground. She owns it. Full Tan full Tan. It's down in,
uh downstate, kind of west of a camera. Why don't we do a
comedy show there? Let it all hang out? Thank you? Good night?
We could? We could? Is everybody you're excited to see me as
much as this guy is. It's already rolling. We have to do it
nude. I don't know, would you, uh if there was guaranteed no
cameras? Yeah, there are no cameras. That's again they won't yeahkay,
we'll talk about full nude comedy, full nude Okay, you want me to
call Empire Haven and see if we can do nude shore, Why not?
Jesus Christ, that would be the best. I would laugh my ands off.
Yeah, uh literally, yes, we will take a moment. We'll
talk to carry Anne. Think of any questions you may have. Maybe it's
someplace you'd like to go. Look, maybe Lady Sea and Naked. You've
got a better chance. I don't know. Yeah, it's possible anything,
Okay. I know they have festivals. And the only reason I know this
because I was watching a documentary on Quiet Riot. Yeah, and they come
on feel the noise, come on for the noise, and you know,
when you go up, you're on cloud nine, you're playing stadiums, and
then when you're coming down, you know, you get whatever gigs you can.
And we found out that nudist counties I want a rock and roll and
they have money, so they did a bunch of them. Really. Yeah,
I did not know that. I didn't either. This was on uh
it was either on VH one or E Entertainment. Yeah, yeah, me
too. That's very interesting. All right, we'll talk to carry In in
just a minute. But first Iron Smoke Distillery in Fairport, New York.
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to my buddy. I know it's nice to eat it. Fantasy's been written
about the beauty and the sweetness. Cannot be discreet with you? Will you
keep almost secrets? I just want to lay it down and open up the
deepness. All the conversations say I should feel away. I don't care what
people think of Spano sway, we can run away. Did Little stop performing?
You're not? I don't know what happened like that? She had all
kinds of I think she's really talented. Yeah, and I loved her interview
with Letterman. Did he did great on My Next Guest on Netflix? It's
a great interview. Yeah, I do. I think she's a very talented
person. But who is this Lillo? Lizzo? Lizzo? Yeah, how
old are you? Fifty three? Come on? You know Lizzo? I
don't right. Uh, well, this is the song is called naked,
and there has been, I guess, in my mind a curiosity in America,
we don't the body is kind of I don't know if it's shamed,
but we're not. Nudity is considered weird, right, And I had neighbors
who were from Finland and or the wife was from Finland and the husband was
from Sweden, and the daughters were always like mom or beach in America.
You keep her top on, you know what I mean, and over and
we just have I don't know if we're more prudish. I don't know what
it is. So there are nudist camps and things. And my dad had
a friend, yeah, well, yeah, there's camps in our area,
but there are colonies and things where people just live that lifestyle. And my
dad had a buddy who, uh was a newdist and told my dad,
you're one of three people who know he goes. I'm always afraid my mom
is going to come visit me. She doesn't know I'm a nudist. So
that's that's kind of weird, right, Okay, well it's different. It's
a little different. No, no, I'm saying to not even tell your
mother is my point. But Carrionne is the owner of Full Tan Sun Club.
So if you wanted to go, try this and you didn't want to
stay close to where we are in western New York. This is down by
the Albany area and I think it's been there carrion how many years has this
been in operation Full Tan Sun Club since nineteen sixty eight. Nineteen sixty eight,
so fifty diverse. Any of the original members still coming by, Yes,
as a matter of fact, they are cool. Is that. See
they don't walk upright the way they used to, but they're still here,
a couple of them. Now, here's the thing, is like, because
I grew up down that way. She's near Canajahari in that area of New
York State, not far from like Woodstock, Kingston. That's all been in
that area. Yeah, that's where I go. It's beautiful. It's a
really really pretty part of the state. But what initially drew you to the
newdest lifestyle? Let me ask that, Carrion, because you were you like,
going to this camp and then decided when it was for sale, well
this would be an adventure, I'd like. I don't think it was planned
that way. It's just, you know, life just happens, and for
one reason or another, friends asked me to come up. And it took
a while, but after a while I just got more and more used to
being here, and one thing led to the other and just opportunity, you
know, was there. So it was friends that got you into the trying
out the really yeah, you never know, right, And so you went
and you left me. I not you know, it's like that old hair
club for men commercial. Not only am I the president? You remember?
You don't remember that, Doug? I do? I think oranges right now?
Not just saying I'm not only client, but I'm the owner right right.
It's kind of carrying story. Not only am I came as a naked
person? Now I own it? Now? Is this like a kill community
wherever? But he lives in houses? Like No, it's just just oh,
it's it's a seasonal campground. We're not that crazy. Oh I didn't.
I didn't know. That's why I was just asking seasonal campground. Okay.
And and Doug made a joke before we came on carryon, and I'd
like him to tell you the joke. You tell me if it's funnier.
Well, alf Air, I said, Bill, we should go do a
comedy show down there. Oh, and he goes, would you do that?
I go, yeah, I think I would. I go no cameras,
He goes, yeah, absolutely none, that's one of the rules.
And carry on, get in. They do everything they have karryoke night.
So I went out of water and I came back and I said, Hey,
Bill, you know who the most two most popular guys at the uh
full Tan Hunk Club. Yeah, at the nudest County are he goes?
Who I go? The two guys they they asked to lay down so the
girls can play horseshoes. Oh boy, but I mean that was thirty seconds
after he told me you're on next. I came up with a joke so
I would know, but I'd love her answer. I love to read.
Boy. It is probably not unknown as joke out there that a nudist hasn't
heard like a million times, because everyone that's not a newdist are the ones
that think they're funny. They don't think we laugh because you We laughed because
we see that it makes you laugh. So you know, well, I
told Bill that I went to a nude beach last year. They made me
park in a handicapped spot. So there you go. I gotta laugh.
I got left. How has been? So? How long have you been?
If you were to call yourself a nudist? And by the way,
I believe that people who wear clothes nudists referred to as textiles. Correct,
Yeah, textile because you're wearing textile. But how is being a newist impacted
your self esteem and body image? Oh my goodness, tenfold, one hundredfold.
I was the shy little girl, you know, and now here it's
it's so much different. I mean, if you think about it in a
way, that everyone takes their uniforms off because in society, our brains are
trained, you know, to look down at whatever someone's wearing, and that
tells us what they might do for a living, or you know, if
they're out for a jog or whatever, that must mean they're a runner.
And we get social cues just by the visual and when those cues are gone,
it's based just on people's personalities alone. I would think you'd have to
feel so free and so non judgmental and so open. Absolutely yeah, But
how long does it take? Because I think that to your point, Doug
on the other side, when you're first and you're new, like you know,
you can be to get used. You can put on your costume,
right, I can put on expensive clothes and feel real fancy, but when
I strip down, I may not feel as confident and man, I'm insecure.
How long does it take for that feeling to disappear? First of all,
that's that's like the most common thing in the world that a newcomer would
say, sure, And the only cure for that is to do it.
And once you do it and you're not, you know, you're you've blend
in with everyone else now and you're all in that same uniform, you feel
much more accepted. Okay, what are common misconceptions about Nuddism that you'd like
to clarify, because I think this is a big deal. In the United
States, we're not as free as I said opening up. You know,
I had European neighbors who they're a little more free. I would say the
most common is that we're out here having sex all over the lawn. I
mean it's not it's I mean in any at least in the United States.
I haven't traveled abroad, but traveled enough in the United States that there's always
some kind of crossover in that lifestyle. And honestly, you have to be
a certain personality to be a new list, and you also have to be
a certain personality do other things. There is like a click, you know,
every third or fourth place that you go to, you know, it
just happens. But by far that is not that doesn't have anything. You're
not sitting around campfire pulling names out of my hand. No, yeah,
no, definitely not. You just ruined it for me. I know,
kid. I I remember an episode in Nip Tuck which was on FX years
ago about two surges and one of the surgerons met a woman that was in
the news county and said, you know, I can lippost section this,
li like post section this, And she's just about to do a surgery and
like twenty guys come in and women, they're all naked going through the office,
and they're like, you don't have to do this, you're beautiful.
We find you beautiful. She's like, you know what, you're right,
I kind of straight a little bit. So that's I think that's what it
is, that you just feel you're beauty all other people's beauty. To be
that comfortable. That's a really interesting thing because I do think that plastic age.
I would think more for women. Would this be a fair thing to
say? Carry in in the United States or maybe in the world that you
know, it's always be younger, look younger, feel younger, and especially
the pressure for women, I mean, go to Hollywood, man, Oh
it's plastic. Oh my god. I went out tell a was you know,
audition for a radio show and you had to see it. It was
like, what there? Yeah, I know you did. That's it?
So and I even now, you know, like women in their sixties,
if somebody you start to get you're starting to see more of the deep neck
contour, right, which really does take age off your face and you look
great. But at the same time, I don't know how, I don't
I don't know. I don't know if it's a good thing bad thing that
we do in the United States, I don't know. I got a question
carry in what what's your oldest couple? What's your oldest couple? What's your
youngest couple? Oh, the oldest one was probably in his twenties in nineteen
sixty eight, So do the math on that one, U seventy five,
seventy five, well, twenty sixty yeah, yeah. And our youngest one,
I think when he walks. Being up in the Northeast, we don't
have real young ones. But down south it's much more common to see whole
families, you know, walking around whole families. Yeah, what what's the
then? What would be the like the I would say the average or the
median ages. It does the average? Yeah, I would say probably forties
to sixties. Forties to sixties. And how many people do you have out
here in the camp? Oh boy, on any given day depends on event
days, there's always a bigger crowd. We do a car show, that's
that's our I guess seller, and the public step back. The balls are
on the hood of the car. I just polished it before I came in
the car. Yes, uh sure, that's a convertible. So the biggest
seller is a car show. But if if it's a brand nudist comedy show,
yeah, you know you want to do a newdist comedy show? Now
you do want to do this? Why not? Okay? There was there
was a comedian who traveled out to the Poconos. There's a gay mail nude
camp down there, and he did a comedy show and didn't tell his crew
until they were about a half an hour away that it was okay, comedy
show. Both okay, drop them? Do you know I've often I've often
thought about contacting him and asking him to come up and do something. You
know, do you know who he is? Yeah? I just didn't know
if I could say his name out loud because you know, say it,
say it. I'm a mom. Oh god, I'm going to get it
wrong on the spot now is No, it's it's the liberal redneck. Oh
I don't know the liberal redneck. I don't know, but i'd have to.
That's really funny. Trey Trey Crowder, Okay, Trey Crowder. Not
not familiar with Trey Crowder, but that would be that could be a character.
So you So you've had comedy at your campsite. We had a variety
show last year because the caverns, the natural caverns that are up here.
Once a year they do a naked in the Cave event at their place,
and all the people stay in camp up here. And there's kids though too,
right, I mean, you're naked, but you'd have to have a
PG. Not often, not often up here. I've been a newist for
fourteen years up here. I think I've only seen like three kids. Man,
you really went all in in fourteen years? You went all in?
Yeah I did. Now you are you married? Did you meet your husband
there? I met my partner here? Yeah? A partner there. Okay,
very rude, Dougas I'm teasing him totally kidding. I don't know.
Oh not that kind of partner. No, no, no, no,
I knew I was partner. We're just not husband and wife. I've just
busted Doug's balls because you're trying to make me feel nervous. Doug gets a
comfort that was like he loves doing this to me. My name is Doug
Phelps. By the way, Thanks for the introduction. Uh so, uh,
I'm I'm curious carry in because I think that a lot of times,
I think the concern for guys is not being able to measure up. There's
always the proverbial dick, but you know, dick contest, right, and
so there's that that I think hangs in guys eyes minds. And then what
about erections, Well that those are also the most common question that for males
in particular. But again, once you once you're part of the once you're
around other people, that doesn't happen. And if it does, you just
jump in the pool. It's chili water. Yeah, you keep me cold
on purpose? Hey son, you need to ice those down. Well,
I just could see I could see it happening and involuntarily, and it'd be
embarrassing. And you don't you know what I'm saying like, I've only ever
seen it once. I've only ever seen that happen once. And I don't
think that child was playing with a full deck of cards anyway. So okay,
I don't know. You might know. It's it's never it's that's to
worry, but it never happened. Well, let me just say having that
equipment sometimes if the break breeze comes along, you might be like, WHOA,
you're saying, have you ever been naked out? Have I ever been
naked outside? Yeah? A long period of time. Yeah, I mean
I used to, well, I used to. Everybody used to be streaking,
skinny, skinny walking around community. No, I've not walked around my
community. All right, then, I don't think I think you'd be too
scared to get in direction. I don't Yeah, probably, Yeah, yeah,
well I might. I might have to go. Hang on a second.
I'm a grower, not a shower. How do you navigate social situations
carry inn when when nudism isn't accepted or understood, Because if you're somewhere and
someone finds you out, Okay, this is the owner of Full Tan Sun
Club, I gotta think sometimes people kind of give you a side eye.
Definitely. I've had jobs in the past where you know, I would choose
to say that I was or choose to say that I wasn't, and you
definitely treated differently if if they know, there's a little bit less respect there.
But you know, if you stick with your own kind and your own
new list in your own community, speaking of which we don't call them colonies
anymore. No, that's for answer. It's basically a campground that you don't
have to wear clothes at. Yeah, it's it's not like we don't sit
around the fire in Kumbayan and make you know, planter gardens and all that
stuff. It's I mean, we do have nature stuff here like there was
back in the sixties and stuff, but we don't like commune in that I
got. We don't live together full time up here. So is it are
there because sometimes this isn't clothing optional, This is correct completely naked. So
if you're going to be in a common area, so people bring their campers
up in park, is it like just a regular campground like that, Yes,
oh cool. But if you went to the variety show, or if
they had a karaoke night, or you went to the pool, you have
to be naked. If you want to have I don't know, like a
speedo on or something at your campground, that's fine. But if you come
over into that area, it's off, buddy. So you know what you
gotta do. But pack lately little laundry that I say, Now, are
there rules? Absolutely? Without being two grows? Is it? Do people
have to sit on their towels? Absolutely? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
I know absolutely. We actually have a young lady up here that we call
her the dairy or police, and if she sees you without a towel,
she will hand you one and charge you ten dollars for it. Really yeah,
so yeah, because you can't just have your bare ass on. You
know, there's certain events you have to dress up for. We have a
prom night that we do a different theme every year, and everybody gets dressed
up for that. We stay in the dresses long enough to eat dinner,
and off they come. Oh, and off they come. That would be
interesting. What advice would you give someone who's interested in this but a little
apprehensive wanted to Let's say they're going, you know, maybe I want to
go down to Full Tan Sun Club at some point the summer sneak away for
the weekend. The kids are going to be a camp. Me and my
husband, we've always thought about this, but I'm apprehensive. I would probably
say no matter where you are, whether it's near me or or wherever you
are in the world, to just go try it, to just take the
take the step you know people have to do. People have to fill out
an application and be interviewed first. You just can't if they're if they're just
here for the day or the weekend or whatever. Anyone that comes through the
gate I do a background check on. We don't allow anyone with a sexual
crime history of any kind. Yeah, I did not even know. Yeah,
security is pretty tight. Yeah, it has to be no cameras.
If we see cameras, No, you can't. The cameras are out.
Phone. What about your phone? Carryon? Sometimes people, oh, we're
all on our phone right where there is becoming a point. The way that
I address it is, you know, you're here for natural reasons. You're
here to get away from the you know, hustle and bustle, and it
really is going to be okay to keep your phone locked in your car for
a while while you're here, and just you know, if you have to
check it. Then you can always go back to the parking lot and check
it, you know, but keep it locked in your car because you know,
it's a new problem that we're dealing with now with technology taking over.
We had a gentleman in here with a pair of sunglasses that had a camera
on the front of them that was connected to the cell phone. We've had
a problem with a drone connected to a cell phone. How did you find
the guy with the sunglasses that had the camera who spotted that? He was
the one with art. You just know, you just know when there's new
people, You just know. Thankfully, the numbers are low enough right now
for you know, for us to have that kind of quality service. And
yeah, you know, they and the community all sticks together because nobody wants
to deal with a weirdo. And then the drone is an interesting thing.
Yeah, yeah, what do you do with that? Can you shoot it
out of the sky? No? No, But thankfully it got caught in
trees and it got complicated. Dumb ass, you know what, you know,
it's kind of cool. You sound like a very cool person, But
I would assume that it's it's very calm and accepting and pretty open when you're
natural all that exactly, because you don't have clothes to hide behind. You
know, it's your real personality tends to come out sometimes, you know.
That's a good thing. Yes, sometimes sometimes sometimes that's pretty good. Sometimes
it saves a lot of questions in dinner. Now, is there like a
common cafeteria or are you doing like people go back to their campgrounds and prepare
food and that stuff there. Well, I think our seasonal campus pretty much,
you know, take care of themselves. But day visitors and maybe people
that are transient in the tent or whatever, we have a little cafe with
hamburgs and hot dogs and whatnot. And you got to go up there naked.
Yes, yeah, you got to walk up their naked. Yeah.
And believe it or not, it's not my rule. My rule in the
kitchen is if you're in the kitchen cooking, you have to wear clothes.
But I specifically asked, you know, the state authorities and whatnot, you
know what the rules really was, and they said, the only thing that
you're required to wear in the kitchen is non slip shoes, hairnuts and okay,
hear that, top ambod, Well, it depends nowadays. Nowadays,
baby, all that's right, no furburger served here. You know what I'm
saying, she humor, I know she does. Well. This has been
I think educational eye opening. Yeah, yeah, brown eye opening. Hey,
I'm just boy. Well, put a towel. Thank you very much
for involving me in your quest for answers. I just think that it's interesting,
and I do think that there's I don't know, these places seem to
be getting more popular, more known. I'm hearing about them more, Yes,
in certain sort of anybody. No, of course, not, of
course, everywhere you go. And just yeah. The younger generation too,
I think is catching on. And you know, they're crazier than our generation
was. So you know, you know what, I doubt that. I
mean, I don't know what generation were you, man, I'm general,
I'm gen X. I just turned a half a century this year. Okay,
so you're Gen X probably, yes, yeah, you're right there with
us, and you know, like gen X, imagine this, go back.
Do you remember nineteen eighty six? What was the big event that happened
in nineteen eighty six? Can you remember carrying? In nineteen eighty six?
I was a teenager, you were a teenager. I got to see guns
n' roses and Aerosmith. Okay, that's a hell of a shell. That
Space show, the Space Shuttle Space, Yes, God, that's right,
was space. Yes. Do you remember anybody coddling you, trying to give
you like the trauma that you witnessed or you talked about. I remember a
kid skipping through the hall of my high school. I was in tenth grade
going the Space Shuttle blew up in the jokes that came out of Oh my
god, yes, terrible. That's right, that's right. She had blue
eyes, one blue left, one blue right. Yeah. What did the
teacher say? What was her name? I forget? Can you imagine I'm
saying that nowadays? I can't. This is what I'm saying. And my
point is like, just to give you this sort of little perspective. Right
now, AMC is going to start putting what is referred to and I think
it was always there, but you're going to see a little political uproar about
this. They're calling it a trigger warning before they show Goodfellas in nineteen ninety
yeah, oh boy. And in it it states that I think the film
includes language and our cultural stereop types that are inconsistent with today's standards of inclusion,
intolerance and may offend some viewers. Which we've seen that sort of thing
before movies for years, though, but we have not in terms not you
rolled your eyes, you would. I don't necessarily have a problem with it,
But all I thought when I saw this was no one held her hand
when the space shuttle blew up. I don't remember. You understand what I'm
saying, Like, nobody came along and goes, hey, we should talk
about his this is a tragic event, and we didn't. We made jokes,
We made horrible jokes. I'll feed the fishes, you take care of
the kids. You know. That's Oh god, I didn't hear that one.
I didn't hear that one. The teacher said before she left the house.
Hey, I'll feed the fishes, you feed the kids. And we
were allowed to laugh at these jokes back then, like it was okay to
laugh at it. Yeah, and The Godfather, I think, doesn't have
a similar warning about stereotypes, but they do have viewer discretion, you know,
brief, nudity, strong language, intense five that we've heard forever.
This is a new one. I haven't seen the before the film starts.
That's all I'm saying is I don't know that they're wilder, but I say
this, I bet they're more accepted. Listen to the music some of it,
some of it, but I think they're more accepting and probably a little
more tolerant things when anew you know, less judgment. Absolutely, there's several
several of these armies and whatnot down in Florida. They have a young natress
groups that travel all to all the different places down there, and I mean
they bring all kinds of crazy stuff with them. See here's the thing that
I would get scared about beyond once I'm comfortable, right, this is where
my brain would go, and I would go, well, I got to
make sure because I am very Irish white and I'm a fair skin. I've
had skin cancer. I got to watch that. And then I'd be worried
about a mosquito bite somewhere. You know what I'm saying, Do you have
any that all stupid camp song they're just eating upbeat? That was actually what
that song was saying to me up here by the female owners by John Like
the first week I was ever here in my life and she's like, hey,
Carrie, and you know what the camp song is up here where a
dozen on my soup. That's well, there you go. But that would
be something like I'd be afraid of getting stung by a bee in a spot
that I'm sure it happens. I'm sure sometimes you sit down on let's say,
a lounge chair, and sometimes bees are attracted to Let's say you have
a soda or a drink of some kind, and the sugar it attracts the
bee, and then you try to show the bee way, and the next
thing you know, the bee's got you right underneath the sack. Never thought
about it seriously, and now your sack is so big you could put it
out as an awning off your tent. Don't think I might be more worried
about a porcupine or a porcupine. All right, carry on, we've wasted
your time. I appreciate it, though I've enjoyed every minute of a gentleman.
I hope you can listen. The name of the podcast is Billified,
and you can get it wherever you get podcasts. If you listen to them
on apps like Apple or i, Amazon or Spotify, you can find it
in all these places. Awesome, All right, well, thank you and
good luck. This season. Thank you very much. All right, bye
bye, take care. See she was pretty cool. Yeah she was what
the man? Nothing you get uptight? I stop, She's very nice.
I think we call Empire Haven and I'm gonna tell him I got a comic.
I'm his agent. We need a show. Yep, it just one
night. You open up, Dougie Fresh, you open up for ten minutes,
and then I'm gonna drive away video taming Bye Bill. Yeah why not?
I mean if they got money to pay, yes, they get tripped
out, they got money to pay. A friend of the program of the
podcast has sent some songs in more disco style and wanted to know if Doug
could talk these songs up. Now. I don't know if it's fair to
hit you cold with some of these, because I don't think you can't.
I don't thin think you can talk up one of them. I think it's
impossible because they'd start like a prey, not really singing, but like an
So do my introduction kind of thing, do your introduction thing. We've got
a couple of songs. Uh, actually four of them, do I know
them? Are their actual songs from the said? Yeah, yep, all
disco. Okay, you will I did. I did a wedding this uh
Saturday. You saw the picture on Facebook? No, I didn't. And
he's introducing for the very first time. At least tell me you know them,
you love them, you can't get enough of them. But George hairs
together. I was really into it for the newly married couple. The son
his father was a bouncer at the Classic Cat Really yeah, And I DJed
his wedding five years ago, the father's second wedding, and well it could
be his first. You could have a partner, like you know Carrie and
was saying. And then I DJed his sons and they had a very nice
time, very good time. It's very I I told him this that they
read each other's vows and they were very, very nice and just wonderful people.
I thought they were the most sincere vows i'd ever heard. Wow.
Yeah, what's saying so touching? Yeah? Yeah, because you're a cold
hearted prick for you to say that, you know, look at you and
your purple over there. And then he said, Doug, put your clothes
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gentlemen, boys and girls and children of all ages, here we are and
round number three of Billified coming to stage right now. She's got eight wheels,
she's rolling down the alley, she's rocking shoes, rolling all the way
from Syracuse special k yourself get ready for Jimmy, I don't go there it
is let me tell you the I think these guys were maybe and I only
as an older guy appreciate them super freaking talent. Why a super talent?
Yeah. I just watched the documentary within the last year of them because I
was never right. I mean, their voices, You're like, if it
wasn't for these songs. But they all had hits and it was in the
sixties, and they had a manager and they're like, we have to find
a certain for you, and they made it work. And then Sarah Knight
Fever came out. It was supposed to be Saturday something else, Saturday Disco
Night or something. They were to change it to Sarah Knight Fever, And
I mean that was really what propelled them. They yeah, talented though,
I mean almost pitch perfect on things. I think was it Andy Gibb?
Who Who's I don't remember the names of the Beug's actually, but one of
them did something with Barbara streissand and it was like incredible. I don't remember
that. You don't remember that. I remember one of the was it Andy
Gibb? The troubled one that maybe that was Andy. I don't remember who
was who was the He dated a woman from Dallas and they were she was
older. I can't blame him for that. And he was going to do
Superstar Jesus Christ Superstar he did one night and I think then he had his
so called accident. Let's see. Uh yeah, Barbara, it's called guilty
Barry Gibb, Barry Gibb and Barbara streissand it's guilty. Hear a little this
you've never so to see if you can. Actually I don't. I don't
know. I don't remember. This is one of the ones. No no,
no, no, no, no no, not one of the ones
you should be introducing, not at all. I didn't even. I just
remember the song. Yeah baby, I want you to come in my bedroom
and lay face down when I finished my habits all of you back. It's
porn music, I know. Is this really? Yeah? This is Barbara
Strikes saying and Barry good, come on now, this is like can make
out of this out of the beach and drive in or yeah, I'd like
to see your aerola Borealis the southern light that's northern dug shut up? She
did have an incredible voice, so I never knew what to think of her.
And this is how she came across to me as being up in a
well everybody all right, So it's funny you say that, because so I
think when we're young, we hear adults talk right and spout off opinions.
My grandfather was a New York City fireman and then he became like the security
for the Chrysler building or something, and he got somehow brought into see Barbara
recording an album in a studio, and he was very, very turned off
because she was cursing and yelling and to it again and what the fuck are
you thinking? And she's getting really So that was always my thing. It
was like I thought the same thing as you, and then I thought she
was amazing and Meet the Fockers, only because it was such a different role
than we've seen her play. And I didn't see a lot of her movies
in the seventies or eighties, but that, and then she did one with
Who's the Big Stoner anyway? He plays his mother the road Trip, but
it did bomb, but she was pretty solid in it. She played her
role pretty well, and when she hasn't ended mailbo Beach because she didn't want
to leave her house. Okay, but what I'm saying is again diva,
but she seems to have a sense of humor to be able to play these
roles that are a little different. Now. I've also heard she has basically
a mall in her basement. There were stores with people and she would go
down. I don't know if it's true or not, but like there was
like an underground mall that she would just go and shop so she wouldn't be
bothers. Now, I don't know how that could possibly be, because to
keep a store open, you understand what I'm saying, you need people,
and people twenty four hours just stand down there and have stuff brought into Yeah,
so you can pretend that you're out and about without being Now, with
the paparazzi and some of the stuff I've seen, I can believe that.
Maybe not in the seventies, which I've seen her Star is Born with Chris
Chris Coffson, Yeah, Chris Christopherson. Yeah, maybe once or twice,
the main event with Ryan O'Neill, Ryan O'Neill, The Factor one. Oh,
you know what, I do watch every now and then, usually once
a year is the way we were Redford, and I think that that movie
could be transferred to this day and age. Oh sure, you know,
the same two people in the same arguments in the world. Yeah, and
just people that love each other but they just can't make it work. Robert
Redford, right, consider one of the most handsome men in movies, certainly
powerful the whole Sundance Film Festival, which I hear they're thinking of moving out
of Utah. He's getting older. Yes, it's very expensive there, obviously.
Yeah, well that's what I've been to Sundance and yeah, my uncle
lives in Park City, so I spent a whole summer there, and I've
been to Sundance. I went to actually see they have an amphitheater and they
do almost big Broadway style shows in this amphitheater. It was fantastic. But
she but he in nineteen eighty five Out of Africa with Meryl Street, and
she has said that she basically fell in love with him in this one scene
where he washes her hair, and she said, she said, the first
time he did it, she's like, it was terrible. And then somebody
came through and showed him and she said, and then all of a sudden,
it was literally like, well, just the way she's like he was
so into it and kind and supportive. I don't know, you know,
my sister said about her wedding, you know what, the best part about
getting married is somebody doing your hair. That's the best part of the whole
day. I never forgot that. Somebody, somebody commented about the woman that
thinks the universe is matching she and I to maybe get married. I don't
know. They commented on when we were talking about that, and they said,
sounds like a sad woman who is very lonely and is in desperation.
I feel badly for her. This is another woman writting, But I agree
that she went about it in the all capitals totally wrong way. She is
not so much quote unquote crazy, per se, just desperate women tend to
pour their hearts out in desperation. You can classify that as crazy, but
I don't think she meant any harm. People are very vulnerable these days.
Cut her break. She may have been drinking and was in and was inhibited
or uninhibited who knows interesting? And then somebody else writes and then she follow
that with Doug, you crat my ass up. Well, I'm glad.
That's what I'm here for, all right. So let's see. We got
a couple of different songs. These are all disco songs. These are sent
in by Kim, who listens to the podcast and is a huge, huge
Doug Phelps. He's a loyalist, she's a Doug Phelps fan. So here
we go disco song number one and I this feels scruel to me because you
don't know the song. It's fine, all right, sometimes on the fly,
see this seems impossible. How do you do this one? You can't
talk that? Okay? Well it's Tuesday night here in Fairport, number one
podcast show on the Airwaves. Yeah, that's kind of tough. Yeah,
that one's tough, man. All right, here try this one ready,
This one's they will have a short This is a short run, baby,
I know I'm gonna give you this one short run. Okay, let's take
it away with the Addmirl of the Airwaves and the Point x DRAU podcast.
I one the only your favorite of mine, mister Bill Murray Kingpin, Yeah,
showdown, yes, yeah yeah, the end of the the other one
I knew too. I think that's that of summer. The other one's down
in the summer. Yeah, I love to love your baby. All right,
here we go another one, send him by Kim yep, Oh,
here we go this roller. I'm the couch, get in the wild,
slippery when web baby inside outside doing the turtle all night long. It's a
shell game with that beautiful lady. That's hit it. Wow, dude,
that was great right up to the post. All right, now this one,
this last one I chose. Okay, okay. Some members of this
band argue it is not a disco song. My favorite member of this band
says, it absolutely is a disco song, and it's a damn good disco
song. Kiss no Stones, Get all right, Jill, to get your
love dollars Ready for the so fine the evident vine making you harder than Chinese
arithmetic, coming to stage with a little rolling stones, Get ready for Tatiana.
You would have had it. I would have had that. You would
have had that. Yeah, harder than Chinese arithmetic. Yeah, I think
that's a joke. You should drop when we do the comedy at the Nude
Place. Yes, hopefully it's not raining or snowy. El froze over,
Elf froze over. Would you would you do it? I? You know
what, if you did it, I would do it. It was that
kind of thing. I'm not gonna go by myself. No, but stage
time sure, even naked? Why not? You only live once, all
right? So we have a show June twentieth at Remedy. It's at the
Finger Lakes Casino in Canandegua. Yes, finger Lakes Racetrack and the free show
seven o'clock. Just come in, show your ID. Bring your ID because
they do scan it to the door. It will be me, It'll be
you, follow by Doug, then a little more me follow by Greg Owins.
Oh good, yep, that'll be the that's the lineup for that fight.
So we'll start at seven. We'll go to about nine. Yep.
I figured he'd be perfect for that crowd. Yes, I think we'll have
a really good time. We'll do the podcast from down there. You can
come and join us. We'll be hanging out and then uh, we'll do
the comedy show immediately following. What's your favorite Robert Redford movie? You grew
up with him. I always love movie talk. That's why I'm jumping back.
One of the movies that I really really liked that he was not in,
but I believe he directed and he narrated. Was A River runs through
It? Yes? I love that movie. Yes, and I can't even
tell you why. I think because I lived out there for a little while.
I always wanted to go back. I love the fly fishing scenes.
Pitt's character being kind of this wild boy wants to Yeah, he didn't want
Brad Pitt. No, no, and Brad Pitt practiced fly fishing and showed
him that he really wanted to be in it. And then uh, young
Gordon Hewitt. Yeah, no, no, no, I don't think so
in that young kid. Yeah, I know who. I know who you
mean, but I don't think it's him. It's some other kid. I'll
look it up, Okay, I don't because I think he's I think,
uh, that guy was too young. But the he plays he plays a
young and then who child? Oh the other one is Schaefer Yeah yeah yeah,
but the ones that play him as young boys, he's I don't I
didn't even remember that. The young boy scenes, yeah, that could be.
Uh which could you've watched? Yeah? I did. I always liked,
Uh, what's the one that he and Brad Pitt did where he's a
spy and he's walking him through being a spy. I always like Robert Redford's
voice. The Something Game, Yeah, the Spy Game, something like that.
Yeah, you see Jeremiah Johnson. No, No, the Sting with
Paul Newman. I did see the Sting. Yeah, yeah, Well Newman
was not far from where I lived, so he was there. James Cagney
was another one that was right around the corner for me. Well, Newman
has a Hole in the Wall Gang for Abused Children. And then Redford use
Sundance Film Festival from their rolls of Butch Cassi Sunday Kid. Yeah. Yeah,
and the last many what was the last movie did well? Actually it
was The Avengers, but the last leading role he was out on a boat
all alone. And I saw this at the cinema and it was an hour
and a half. Sky trying to make it on his own. Is his
sailboat gets hit by a a freighter box and he's gotta make it on his
own. Oh you know what was really good? And this one wasn't,
But go ahead, and what was good? I thought this was very good?
And he is in it indecent propos I was just gonna say that yeah,
Debra Winger and Demi Moore and Woody Harrelson. Oh that one, yes,
yeah, where he pays her a million dollars, Yes, a million
dollars. Nineteen ninety three. Debbie Moore is coming out with a Riscue movie.
Did you hear about this? No? Yeah, I think Dennis Quid.
Isn't it very sexual? Jeremi Johnson was nineteen seventy. Oh, The
Great Gatsby. I was always a fan of that. Yeah. Uh,
that one, the just the story itself, I was a fan of.
And we did see that in school. The Sting, The Horse Whisperer nineteen
ninety eight. I've heard of it. Pretty good, pretty good, The
Natural, Oh, one of the greatest. That's a great basic about close
Barefoot in the park. Jane Finda, Yeah, he did a few with
Finder. A river runs through It was one of my favorites. Uh,
ordinary people, ordinary people he directed. When they ask it for the Electric
Horseman, Well that was with Mary Tyler Moore, who I got yelled at
by her husband because we used to do it. Was Mary Tyler Moore,
Tim Hunt and then uh, let's see, oh I forgot he was in
Captain America. Yeah, small roll. I don't know there were Oh you
know what, I enjoyed all the President's Men with Dustin Huffin. Yeah,
and Robert you know where that movie lost to no for Best Picture, No
Rocky, Oh it did yea. They said it was a huge upset.
Wow was the underdog? Yeah, it was the underdog, you know.
Yeah. That's interesting. Yeah, that's very interesting. All right, we'll
take them all with Doug, and then when we come back, I'm going
to give you three choices, and you tell me where you believe the news
story has happened, where the news story is head. Yes, state,
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It is eleven seven eleven. We were playing shot Down in Flames because your
friend right here, Douggie Fresh, has been handing out his number, and
I begin to shot down more than the redbaron baby. But Bill's gonna give
me his uh, his thoughts on this. No, I'm gonna I'm gonna
give you my leftover. You're left over, the sloppy seconds. No,
that sounds like an asshole thing for me to say. These are lovely people,
But why aren't you out there more? You're you know what? You
can't people single and no, because you're not out. The only time you're
out is when you're working. Yeah, right, that's what I'm saying.
Sparked and hopefully you know you you need to be out hanging out somewhere,
strike up a conversation, show that personality off. All right, you know
what I mean. When you're in a work setting, you gotta be you,
your head on a swivel. I'm off this Saturday. I'll get a
bitch party. I'll come out with you Saturday. Sure, I'm gonna be
out of town. Okay, I got plans shot shut down again. It's
by my friend. It's Memorial Day weekend, Yes it is. I do
not drink and drive out there. Oh my god, drinking boat you know
what I don't. I'm gonna drinking water jet ski. He I am an
uber. Ride is a lot less than oh fuck yeah, excuse Wy.
It is lawyer. I don't care if they're jacket up to eighty dollars,
take it, take it. Yeah, you see, it's either eighty dollars
or you're talking thousand and fifteen thousand. Yeah. I was going to say
somewhere between ten and fifteen, ten and fifteen, yeah, depending on the
lawyer. And I would think any lawyer worth his salt for DWY, you
ready, six grand? Six grand the minimum? I think that's any lawyer
worth of salt just to get you in the dorm. Yeah, I think
it's six grand for them to defend you on about that the bitch party.
I'm going to his friend of mine, his son's getting married. It's within
walking distance, just a small, little private place. Doug's gonna take the
stagger. There used to be a guy I worked with in radio. There
was a guy who worked within radio, and he would be known to just
drink and drink and drink. And I remember driving down I was probably like
twenty three years old, and I'm driving down East Avenue. I lived off
a Portsmouth Terrace, which is a street here in Rochester. But I'm going
back to my place and I see this guy, I mean literally stumbling across
the street, almost looking like a homeless guy, just like a wino in
New York City, as we used to call him when I was a kid.
Yeah, And so all of a sudden, I go, oh,
my god, I know who that is. So I rolled down the window
because I still like crank windows, which I have again, but I had
crank windows in this rabbit. I had a Volkswagen Rabbit. I rolled down.
I go hey, and he goes hey, And I said, let
me give you a ride. He goes nah, I'll take the stagger and
he staggered off into the dark, and I go, what the fuck?
You had a long way to go home, And they stop me. He
goes, you're staggering at your well, thank you. I've been working out
all right, Doug. This story, it's about a man who got pulled
over for speeding and he used a curse word at the end towards the police
officer showed up to pay his fine and plead guilty. He was told by
the judge that he needed to write an apology for his language to the officer.
Did this happen in the Great State of Alabama, Great State of Arkansas?
Or was it in flow Rider? I'm going to go with Florida,
Florida. It does certainly has a lot of Florida written all over. It
has a lot of Florida. It's actually happened in Alabama, December thirteenth.
Guy's driving and it's two kids to school. He's pulled over by for speeding.
Now, the officer told him his radar gun wasn't working, so he
used his cruise control to guess how fast the guy was going, which I
think Eddie good Lawyer may be able to argue. I don't know right,
and I told him. This guy says, I told him he was full
of crap because there's no way that he clocked my speed by cruise control.
Once the officer gave this guy the ticket, he claims he stood in front
of the vehicle of the car. So the guy's gonna now pull away.
He's got to get his kids to school. And this guy is standing in
front of his car and he yells out the car window, get your ass
out of the way so I can kick my kids to school. And the
guy says, my daughter's like, Daddy, you used a curse word.
And he said, I'm sorry. So Burke says that's when he went to
his court hearing to pay a fine plead guilty to a traffic offense, and
Judge Nicholas Bull told him he must write an apology to the officer who gave
him a ticket or face ten to thirty days in jail. This just happened.
He'll be back in court on June fourth. This is the news story
with his lawyer, Well, judge violated the constitutional rights of a man that
he ordered to apologize to a police officer. It's an intriguing case that could
lead to a lawsuit in court room showdown, Who's for as Jacquelin Lambert joins
us in Jacqueline, this story keeps his fandy Bayla, Yes it does now
one of ozark So in Alabama he used the word ass. The judge is
making him write an apology. Now in Rochester, New York, the cop
just got hit from a four wheeler. Yes, and nobody has to write
an apology. I watched it. He probably let go he nowhere else.
I think the Kia boys were pretty big, and I just saw this today.
I think when it was all starting to happen, Milwaukee was one of
those cities where it was happening that rings a bell. So Milwaukee, they're
out covering a news story right on the corner, interviewing a person on the
street, and all of a sudden, the car comes screaming and goes head
on into a parked car and out jump these kids and they run away.
It's all caught on camera, right, But so, yeah, this is
in the South. Laws have been made now that in New York State,
in New York State that we really it's catching release, catch release, it's
catching release. It's a terrible it's a terrible thing that that's happening. It
really is the only thing like that. I keep saying, there's got to
be somebody making money somewhere. There has to be. It makes no sense
because the governor is coming on a budget, because I said a couple of
weeks ago, she's closed twenty to twenty four jail's prisons, so you have
nowhere to put them. Now, well, a lot of times two prisons
have gone private, so they're private enterprise, so they're not run by the
state. I don't know where that is in New York State. That very
well could be to your point, But my thing is, you try,
if you own a home, try to put a deck on there and now
have the right permits, and they'll be all over your ass yelling at you,
finding you having your inspector on your property that you pay taxes on.
That's what's gonna happen. But this so the only thing that makes sense is
there's got to be money being made. Is there money in re arresting?
Is there money? Is there somewhere? It has to be. And I
always think when there's money in votes, the people getting elected nothing when nothing
makes sense, something makes sense. So what why is this happening because I
would think most of the citizens aren't happy with this. They can't be,
but they can't be bothered either because then the caps go away. They do
caps. This guy, by the way, is a black guy in the
South, and I don't know if it has to do like in a way
with white privilege. No, I don't. I don't think so, but
I don't know. And I don't know if it's a black judge, I
have no idea, So I can't say that, but I would go I
wonder if why guy said get your ass out of the way, would it
be a problem. I don't know. It is the South. Thing's a
little different. And bemunicipati see to this lawyer that the lawyers the constitution.
She even says he is talking about bulls demand that Reginald Burks must apologize to
the officer who issued him a speeding ticket. I think that there's a lot
of confusion about it. Attorney David Harrison believes that the situation Reginald Burkes has
found himself in has nothing to do with the speeding ticket that started this ordeal.
He says it is about freedom of speech, that there is protected speech
and protect the speech it can't is protected by the Constitution. It's protected one
freedom of speech number one. Second is the Second Amendment, right to bear
arms. Yeah, but freedom of speech covers all of America. But right
to bear arms changes from state to stay with In addition to the two hundred
dollars Burkes shelled out this week, Well because there's state law, because they've
said you handle on the state level. The same thing with abortion. Say
I'm sorry to the officer, and Berks admits he used one bad word,
violates his right to free speech. What's protected? No, this is crazy
anything, it's free speed. Yeah, right to move your ass anyway.
He didn't call you an asshole. He didn't say hey you mother effort,
He didn't do anything. My friend was telling me about four young kids.
Maybe you heard about the seniors. They they didn't do blackface, but they
did dark green face. No, I didn't hear it. And they were
joking, and they're on TikTok and making jokes. Nothing inappropriate. They're just
having fun. And they were all on scholarships and the colleges cut them off,
and and other colleges they've applied to don't come here. We don't want
to hear it now they've been ostracized, so I'll have to look it up.
Yeah, I didn't see that story. But I will be quite honest
with you, having done news every morning for a couple of years, it's
so depressing that I find it almost mood altering. And it is. Yeah,
and so I don't really pay I mean I pay attention, I'm aware,
but I don't hear these kinds of things in the morning. Just for
what's happening in Rochester, and it's usually car crash last night, car stole
in. Yeah, you know, nothing good on the news, no half
hour. We don't tell you if it bleeds, it leads. But these
kind of other stories like that is I'm not I don't know if we've gotten
so sensitive to the point do you understand what I'm saying? Like, who's
that sensive? You just want to be I'm offended. I got by fifteen
minutes of yelling and oh my god, I'm jaded. Yeah, but gosh,
I can't go into work, but still pay me. I go.
But are you offended? Just suck it up and take a lap your bunch
of cry babies. This is well that I agree. I mean, look,
there are certain things that you could say would be very offensive. It
was if it was indeed blackface and you're trying to do an old you know
what, was it, Andy and Amos and Andy bid from the nineteen thirties
or whatever it was, that would be pretty offensive. We can't do know
more about this before. That's fine. I'm just saying so to me.
We get ourselves so wrapped up and you almost like people have to tell you
to be offended. It's the I think it's a smaller group of people that
are offended, and they're the loudest ones, and no one wants to deal
with them anymore. So to protect them and to not get a bad reputation.
And don't forget colleges are a business. They're a business. At the
end of the day, they're making money. Well, they're making money.
No, they're making money, believe me, But the students aren't paying.
Are they going to be debt free? They they have endowments that are so
huge, and they hit all the alumni, believe me, the big colleges,
all of them, all of them. Yeah, I mean, yes,
the bigger colleges. I worked for a guy who handled the Harvard Endowment.
It was ridiculous, ridiculous they were making profits. These guys are four
or five million dollars for handling the stocks every year. So you tell me
what's going on, right, and then go to the smaller colleges. It
may not be those kinds of profits, but I guarantee you're getting money.
Yeah, Like you don't think like, let's say, smaller college Nazareth.
Bet they got something. Saint John Fisher University. Smart people that probably don
I know, so that Saint John Fisher University got some stuff? Do they
say? Did the alumni call you and say, hey, would you like
to donate to a college you were maybe? Can you like, no?
Possibly? Possibly I have? Possibly I have. Now I'm going to give
my money the newdest County. I'm buying a big telescope. All right,
Doug, Here we go, Here we go. What town in this area?
What arm pit town in this area? Did this story come from the
operator of what's described as an unlicensed SPA is now the subject of a police
investigation after numerous complaints from the community. Did it happen in Gates, Henrietta,
Did it happen in Penfield? Did it happen in Avon, oh Penfield
Gates. I have to go with Avon. You'd have to go with Avon?
Ye really? Yeah? Why would you say so? Quaint? Country?
Quiet? Quiet? Yeah? Our top story at five point thirty.
The operator of what's described as an unlicensed spot in a Livingston County town is
now the subject of a police investigation after numerous complaints from the community. Thirteen
whims. Carly Minor spoke with the Mayor of Avon to learn more. Carly
the Mayor of Avon. I wouldn't population fifty seven. I wouldn't now.
I don't know Avon very well. I always thought it was kind of a
quaint area. No, I've been country through it. Yeah, yeah,
I think when I moved here, I called it Avon. Yes. Karen,
a neighbor, tells me he has filed countless complaints about Candy Girl Sensual
Massage Parlor. Candy Girl Sensual Massage already doing the podcast out there. It's
hitting. I want to judge for myself. It's in the name Candy Girl
Sensual Massage Parlor, using the SPA for sex acts and promoting services online.
And we have kids and elderly people walking by here every day because it's a
beautiful place to walk. Here's the chimes. Here are the chimes that every
chime chimes go off. Somebody's busting a nut, right, Clarence, Clarence,
stay hard a little longer, Clarence. I just got a Clarence.
Help me, Clarence. Oh, this is the greatest. This is all
right. I got Candy I just pulled it up. Candy Girl. It's
open twenty four hours according to Yelp. I got a Yelp review on this
place, Candy Girls own. Uh No, it gives you that, but
it doesn't. Olivia R. Said, I went here for a wax and
let me tell you, when you come here, it's not just an appointment,
it's an experience. That's what they said. Let me see. I
want to see if there's a number somewhere. There's got to be a number,
right, I haven't seeing the number on has been home for Michael Reinard
for as long as he can Mom, what's what, Candy Girl? Sensual
massage. I wouldn't think a sensual massage would do waxing, but things have
changed since he was whacking but not waxing. Dog from alleged massage parlor where
illegal activity is going on the heart of Avon is most known for its various
businesses, all in walking distance. The mayor does not welcome what he believes
is going on at the spot. I mean this is within Double Feature School.
Do they have a driving and on? Yeah, they do, that's
right, and we want to make sure, Holy good, this is her
swiftly, I don't know that's that's the picture that came up operator. He
caused, I'd rather go to the drive in. I used to advertise.
The services sent me these screenshots making sure that the direction that the patrols and
nightly patrol have stepped up considerably. We have high priority to Yeah, you
can't have there's a bill going to New York State House today about prostitution.
Okay from last leg, well they said legal decriminalized. Yeah, yeah,
so you can't decriminalized. It's such a confusing thing, I think for most
of us, because it was they did that with marijuana first. In other
words, you could have a little bit of a weed up to a certain
amount. So I think if you have just a little bit of pussy,
not a lot. I can't have a lot of pussy, but a little
bit, you're probably mine. We decriminalized. I've always thought that it should
be legalized. But in a area. You know what if guys want to
have sex, they want to pay for their lonely you know, don't confuse
lust and love for sex. You know. Cut down possibly on maybe heroin
drug well I don't know. I'm not sure about that, but I think
or violence, maybe violence and disease. Well, this was my thing is
if these women we're going to go into that line of work and that's what
they wanted to do, then this would be a safer way to do it,
right because you'd be licensed it off the streets. Have it out in
the country where it's not around that well, yeah, it out there.
If they're not Sundays are a busy day, they're not open on some day.
On the website the shows that they're closed. You go clips from his
personal security cameras he's been recording since January. Whacking off a really just fet
from his front door. Terrible. I was born and raised here, and
I walked the streets here times. I want other kids who had the same
opportunity to walk the streets. I want to come close, tells me.
The town is working with the state Division of Licensing to address this. Aged
balls. Jimmy was a big talk I spoke of people know that activity.
Roll over and let me do the anal thing. I like it was a
it was a bad day down to the building alone. I need a bust
a nut? Is that wrong? He fought in World War Two? He
wanted to ask her for that movie. Hey, mister Pottery, what want
to come over and see Mary? We're going We're going to the full ten
nuness colony and keep it for gepsy. So how do you make it?
Like? How would you make an appointment here? If you can't, Oh,
you can request an appointment. I think he just knock on the door
with a heart on. Oh you can do aromatherapy, deep tissue, foot
hot stone, lymphatic drainage. Uh MYO facial, neuro muscular, free natal
reflexology, shit tsatsu, I'm saying I'm wrong. I'm perfect Shatsu sports,
Swedish tie ty yep therapeutic and trigger point. Are they any jerratricks out there?
Because I'm in I'll pay eighty five for an eighty seven. It's uh,
well, there you go. I'd like I could see where you wouldn't
want some house of ill repute as it may be called refer to in your
neighborhood, like right on your main street or whatever. But I also at
the same time go, no, he's really getting hurt. No, you
have to explain what's going on as long as people are speeding in and out
of there. I've known a couple of guys to take their young sons down
Lyle and explain some of the birds and the bees and you know, what
do you think of that girl? And oh, daddy, she's very dirty.
Well that's what hookers. So you should stay away from and try to
explain things of life. I was I must have been a terrible dad.
I'd never did that in my day. I never lived near Lyle Avenue where
No, I lived in Rochester. Okay, Pittsford got up there. What
what you get jaywalking in Pittsford. No, I'm saying I could take my
kids to go. Later on in life, when you're in a place,
stay away from that street. Squish, Daddy will be back in half an
hour. Yeah, any son, keep the car running just in case things
get a little wild. Don't tell ma no more rabbits. Uh sensual massage,
Yeah, candy girl, Well, let's let's get them on. I
want to go through their menu and see what it is. I can't.
There's no number for the whole week. Well we'll fight it out, okay.
Yeah, Well you know what, I have somebody I can put on
that on that task, Kevin. No, no, no, no,
no, Kevin, Kevin. I have other people that do things around here.
It would be very good I get that done. It's dark out.
Yeah, you're afraid of of the dark street squish Fairport squish squish. Hookers.
There's hookers in Fairport. I haven't seen anything I know me either.
No, very subtle. You gotta know where to look like anything in life.
Yes, trying to put together that puzzle. You gotta that right piece
or any piece of I I all right, Doug. Any shout outs you
want to give, Kim Hallock, Jimmy White, my dad, A few
other people are listening. Oh, your old man's listening. Of course,
I love it. He's on the edge of his seas. I'm a huge
fan of your father. Dave Phelps, mister Dave. Anybody else got let
me see, let me get to the Facebook page. It's time to wrap
it up, Doug. Yeah, wrap it up, and to wrap it
up and go to last time, I wrap it up and go to Candy
Girl Sensual Massage. Right, and what if you had an uber ride out
there? I've dropped people off at a at Daily Hose. I went in
two weeks ago. I said, I do an old coworker, Paul Blier,
Mike Tearhara, Sandy Swatson, Mark Comer Mersey, Gilbert Clarity. When
he looked in the mirror and they go, oh, Tommy, Tommy Dougy,
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