WEBVTT 1 00:00:22.559 --> 00:00:28.559 Good boy. I'm just Kevin, he's just Danny, He's just Mike. 2 00:00:29.199 --> 00:00:34.560 JJ is in the house. Let's get it going for the downbeat. You're 3 00:00:34.640 --> 00:00:38.799 on ninety seven, won the freak, We got a big we got fun 4 00:00:38.880 --> 00:00:43.479 cramp plans coding today or we'll talk about the oscars a little bit at eight 5 00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:49.320 o'clock, big surprise last night, fun stuff and more cowboys. Free agency 6 00:00:49.399 --> 00:00:55.399 gets going today, going on those gorillas at the Fourth Zoo Madonna. She 7 00:00:55.560 --> 00:01:00.600 pulled at Joe Biden. Oh God love You's rock and roll, a lot 8 00:01:00.640 --> 00:01:07.120 of fun stuff as usual today on the ship. Hey you guys feeling after 9 00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:11.799 that time change. It's just dark, Kevin, It's dark nothing. This 10 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:22.480 is your first go around in the morning at this is this? Uh thing? 11 00:01:23.400 --> 00:01:26.680 Spring solstice? Yeah? Just the the hell is the word? When 12 00:01:26.680 --> 00:01:30.159 the sun covers the moon? What are that thing we're all excited about? 13 00:01:30.359 --> 00:01:32.920 Clip, Well, the eclipse is coming? Is this the eclipse? This 14 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:36.280 is not it? This is Is this what it's gonna look like though? 15 00:01:36.719 --> 00:01:41.280 Nor mind? Kevin? Yeah, it is goggles, dark curve. It'll 16 00:01:41.319 --> 00:01:45.200 be dark darker than this. Okay, what it's going to be pitch black, 17 00:01:45.319 --> 00:01:51.760 Danny, pitch black like the Vin Diesel film, which wasn't mentioned last 18 00:01:51.840 --> 00:01:55.120 night. Okay, then why aren't we We need to get this handled. 19 00:01:55.400 --> 00:01:59.640 Okay, we need to be doing the f and show outside. Not us 20 00:01:59.719 --> 00:02:04.840 because it didn't happen, but Ben and Skin in middays because it happens like 21 00:02:04.879 --> 00:02:08.800 one. You need to be outside taking it in, reporting live from the 22 00:02:08.840 --> 00:02:14.639 scene of the eclipse. I got glasses in? You did? Yeah? 23 00:02:14.800 --> 00:02:16.520 I mean you get one pair? No? I got six? Six? 24 00:02:16.759 --> 00:02:23.759 Yeah? Station branded or no? Absolutely not Amazon ordered? Is probably not 25 00:02:23.800 --> 00:02:28.879 safe. But what if we got twelve bucks as the station get floodlights put 26 00:02:28.960 --> 00:02:32.960 up all over DFW So when it happens, guess what you can still see 27 00:02:34.080 --> 00:02:38.840 everyone can see totally perfectly, and then everyone will be thinking us in Dallas. 28 00:02:38.159 --> 00:02:42.400 You know what. Drawing a lot of attention to nineteen. I have 29 00:02:42.439 --> 00:02:46.199 a feeling KT accidentally ordered three D glasses and he's going to show up for 30 00:02:46.240 --> 00:02:52.680 work the next day blind. Yeah, you burned black holes in his head. 31 00:02:52.800 --> 00:02:55.560 It looked, but I can't see it'll come back. I think. 32 00:02:55.599 --> 00:02:59.439 Didn't we learn last time that you can look right at it and be fine. 33 00:02:59.479 --> 00:03:00.719 I mean, Trump is, as far as we know, still has 34 00:03:00.719 --> 00:03:05.639 his vision. Remember the picture of him looking up at it. Okay, 35 00:03:05.680 --> 00:03:07.960 I was. I think about that a lot, a lot. Yeah. 36 00:03:08.280 --> 00:03:14.639 Imagine the photogs all excited for like an hour or two while they wait out 37 00:03:14.639 --> 00:03:17.680 there for the president to come outside, and they're like, he's gonna look, 38 00:03:19.240 --> 00:03:23.439 he's got to look like they're already they're zoomed in, and all he 39 00:03:23.520 --> 00:03:25.520 did was take a glance up, which I've done, We've all done. 40 00:03:27.159 --> 00:03:32.319 Yeah, and they're just imagine the million pictures that were taken in that millisecond. 41 00:03:32.400 --> 00:03:38.120 And then I think a quick peek is relatively harmless. Right, Well, 42 00:03:38.919 --> 00:03:43.199 we're not reporting, probably, but yes, but just a quick little 43 00:03:43.240 --> 00:03:46.479 piece I've done. We've all done it. We've all looked at the sun 44 00:03:49.360 --> 00:03:53.039 with our naked eyes. When you're a kid and you're just kind of amazed 45 00:03:53.080 --> 00:03:55.639 by the rings going around it, just chasing each other, which are just 46 00:03:55.800 --> 00:04:00.759 balls of fire. But as a kid, you don't really know that your 47 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:04.479 floodlights idea. I love see. We can even get some messaging, like 48 00:04:04.599 --> 00:04:09.759 as if we were on Giligan's Island leaving an SOS sign. Yes, I 49 00:04:09.800 --> 00:04:15.680 can stop this conversation with one question, Who's gonna pay for it? I'll 50 00:04:15.719 --> 00:04:18.240 contact building management. We got like a month until that thing happens. We're 51 00:04:18.240 --> 00:04:24.800 gonna be humming by then once again, after this week, we're gonna be 52 00:04:24.839 --> 00:04:29.720 swimming in revenue after this week, hopefully when everyone jumps over. Well you're 53 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:33.920 right though. If you're a company and you want to get floodlights, but 54 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:39.959 the spell them out like you spell out your your company's logo, well you're 55 00:04:39.959 --> 00:04:43.959 thinking like the bat sign. I'm just thinking, illuminate the whole metroplex in 56 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:46.560 this moment of darkness. Oh okay, and then we'll be heroes, the 57 00:04:46.600 --> 00:04:50.240 ones that provided light. It's only gonna be like one minute of darkness. 58 00:04:50.319 --> 00:04:54.120 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You know what can happen in one minute? 59 00:04:54.160 --> 00:04:57.079 For every fifty seven seconds in the state of Texas, an accident happens. 60 00:04:57.600 --> 00:04:59.959 That's why I have two on four all threes in my phone. Kevin, 61 00:05:00.160 --> 00:05:03.000 this is amazing what a minute can do, Mike. Maybe change everything? 62 00:05:03.079 --> 00:05:06.319 They really could. What if you had took from that left and when 63 00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:12.079 he took a right exactly changed your entire life? Could I ended up in 64 00:05:12.079 --> 00:05:15.720 the Navy rather than the Air Force? I almost did go to the Navy. 65 00:05:16.040 --> 00:05:20.279 Who was uh what tip the scales? There? Soldier. You know 66 00:05:21.879 --> 00:05:29.519 what the cuter outfits. I don't know if it tip the scales, but 67 00:05:29.560 --> 00:05:32.319 I remember, well, no, this wouldn't have worked that way because the 68 00:05:32.360 --> 00:05:36.879 recruiter for the Navy was trying to get me because I was kind of a 69 00:05:36.879 --> 00:05:44.199 big free agent. I was like Russell Wilson. All the fighting forces of 70 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:47.959 the world were fighting for to get me on board. They wanted mister Unlimited. 71 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:51.959 They wanted the real mystery Unlimited. Well, they figured, if we 72 00:05:53.000 --> 00:05:56.199 get this guy, we're good. You know, the country's safe either in 73 00:05:56.240 --> 00:06:00.639 the air or at sea for the next few years. Proved to be true. 74 00:06:00.439 --> 00:06:03.079 But the Navy guys like Air Force. Dude, you don't want to 75 00:06:03.079 --> 00:06:09.079 go to the Air Force. He's like, have you a garden some some 76 00:06:09.160 --> 00:06:15.560 missile silo in North Dakota, Like they all have ways to shun the other 77 00:06:15.800 --> 00:06:20.199 armed force, like to try to make it sound whatever. I don't remember 78 00:06:20.240 --> 00:06:24.639 exactly what it was. I don't know if I didn't want to be in 79 00:06:24.639 --> 00:06:28.399 a on a boat submarine. Well, I like boats, but I didn't 80 00:06:28.399 --> 00:06:30.199 want to be in a sub I don't know if that was an option. 81 00:06:30.600 --> 00:06:33.480 He didn't want someone to call you a sailor. I don't think that played 82 00:06:33.519 --> 00:06:39.279 too much of a role there. I'll someone probably get mad at this, 83 00:06:39.399 --> 00:06:43.160 but I think, well, who cares. There's ASVAB scores and I don't 84 00:06:43.160 --> 00:06:46.639 even know what asbab's answer. That's the test you take when you enter the 85 00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:51.160 when you enlist in the military and they assign you a job, and I 86 00:06:51.199 --> 00:06:57.720 think the higher ASVAB scores generally go to the Air Force. What's asthmac huh 87 00:06:58.040 --> 00:07:03.720 asva b I believe it is. I think as bad? Oh, Armed 88 00:07:03.720 --> 00:07:08.839 Services, vocational aptitude battery. There you go, so they give you some 89 00:07:08.879 --> 00:07:12.519 batteries, had some sample questions to see if Danny can pass. Okay, 90 00:07:12.600 --> 00:07:15.399 yeah, I have a feeling an army man or Air Force man. I 91 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:20.040 have a feeling. It's probably like the early stages of the floor. Hey, 92 00:07:20.120 --> 00:07:27.519 Danny, choose your cat. You have fork general science? Is it 93 00:07:27.560 --> 00:07:30.959 bad? Is it bad? What you don't know? That's right? That 94 00:07:30.959 --> 00:07:42.079 an Air Force man, it's a cat it shirt. Keep an eye on 95 00:07:42.120 --> 00:07:44.839 this one. Is good? Is it bad? If something? Go ahead 96 00:07:44.879 --> 00:07:49.319 and put him an officer training immediately. When the categories are confusing, that's 97 00:07:49.319 --> 00:07:53.839 how you know it's a problem. We're just kidding military people by the way, 98 00:07:54.000 --> 00:07:58.560 these are just joke. We're supporting you. We're supporting you with humor. 99 00:07:58.720 --> 00:08:03.720 Yeah, even they Why are you so offended about offending the troops like 100 00:08:03.800 --> 00:08:07.560 you? Just they're they're just normal men like us. That's why they listened 101 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:11.600 to us, to escape their day to day duties of being in it. 102 00:08:11.680 --> 00:08:20.240 Just trying to cover all the bases there Jesus before he is a screamer, 103 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:26.639 isn't he is? Skin? Yeah? Oh yeah, it's really no wonder 104 00:08:26.680 --> 00:08:31.160 it was throat cancer. I'm not good. I think you got it just 105 00:08:31.160 --> 00:08:35.519 from use it is. Yeah, I do. General science, let's go 106 00:08:37.000 --> 00:08:43.919 what about ary tan hood u earthmetic reasoning? I can't even read it. 107 00:08:45.080 --> 00:08:48.200 Word knowledge. I have to read a question. Okay, what do you 108 00:08:48.279 --> 00:08:52.080 want? Word general doesn't matter anything general science science? How are you at? 109 00:08:52.120 --> 00:08:58.039 Word knowledge? One hundred degrees celsius is equal to two hundred and twelve 110 00:08:58.080 --> 00:09:03.399 degrees fahrenheit. Danny is that he's in the navy. I forgot to say, 111 00:09:03.440 --> 00:09:09.279 bra The principal gas in the Earth's atmosphere is in the in the Earth's 112 00:09:09.279 --> 00:09:13.720 atmosphere carbon dioxide. It's nitrogen. Oh, nitrogen, that too? Oh 113 00:09:15.799 --> 00:09:18.759 one for two. The marine guys rubbing his hands. The first one shot 114 00:09:18.759 --> 00:09:22.360 out of the landing crowd. Yeah, boots on the ground, bailiffs. 115 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:28.600 Let's move on to word knowledge first. In antagonize means most nearly means what 116 00:09:28.840 --> 00:09:37.799 antagonized most nearly means? What does antagonize mean? They weren't it weird? 117 00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:43.279 To confuse you? What does antagon What do antagonize mean? Embarrassed, struggle, 118 00:09:43.279 --> 00:09:50.200 provoker, worship provoke correct, wilted means left lamp budding or requested? 119 00:09:50.360 --> 00:09:54.000 There you go? He said, limp two for two. He put him 120 00:09:54.000 --> 00:09:56.720 in, put him in? What else does he need to do? Oh? 121 00:09:56.879 --> 00:10:01.240 Auto information, let's go, Oh shut off, there's auto information. 122 00:10:01.120 --> 00:10:09.399 This adhesive unit used on windshield tape. No. No shock absorbers on a 123 00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:16.080 car connect the axle to the wheel, chassis, drive shafter or the exhaust 124 00:10:16.159 --> 00:10:22.720 pie wheel chassish. I thought you were you know what this got to fix? 125 00:10:22.759 --> 00:10:28.679 An airplane? Yeah, put a shock absorber on the middle end of 126 00:10:28.679 --> 00:10:31.720 the wing. I thought you were, doctor Bondo. This is not good 127 00:10:31.799 --> 00:10:33.080 if you miss that one. Ye, even I knew that, and I 128 00:10:33.120 --> 00:10:37.919 hate cars. I'm back to the coast guard now, Danny, I didn't 129 00:10:37.919 --> 00:10:43.279 consider coastcard. Coast guard would be fun. Hey, there's cool boats and 130 00:10:43.320 --> 00:10:46.960 you get to like murder pirates. Okay, we all think of it as 131 00:10:48.039 --> 00:10:52.000 you know, I just think about what they promote during football games, you 132 00:10:52.039 --> 00:10:56.279 know, the cool montage videos of it. Is not really like that. 133 00:10:56.799 --> 00:11:01.360 No, there's no way it's like that at all. It was fun, 134 00:11:01.960 --> 00:11:07.480 but it's strange. That's what the military is, fun but strange. Yes, 135 00:11:09.360 --> 00:11:13.399 yeah, maybe that should be their slogan my review review of the military, 136 00:11:13.960 --> 00:11:22.320 it's fun but strange. The Air Force, fun but strange. I 137 00:11:20.639 --> 00:11:24.759 mean, I guess, yeah, sure, that's kind of a lot of 138 00:11:24.879 --> 00:11:28.399 jobs probably that involved going out and doing stuff. I'm about. Being a 139 00:11:28.440 --> 00:11:35.080 firefighter is a fun job, that's strange but also harrowing. Being a cop 140 00:11:35.320 --> 00:11:39.200 fun but strange. You're sitting there, you just wrapped up, giving someone 141 00:11:39.240 --> 00:11:41.480 a warning, and then all of a sudden you got to go because a 142 00:11:41.639 --> 00:11:50.000 guy got his head stuck in a bucket. I guess you're store. I 143 00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:54.320 guess Mikey's assignment was fun but strange. When you joined the Air Force and 144 00:11:54.320 --> 00:11:58.840 then you get assigned to be a concierge at a golf course, that's right 145 00:12:00.039 --> 00:12:05.799 in the name of liberty America. Victory recreation is important part of our military's 146 00:12:05.919 --> 00:12:13.120 history, R and R and yeah it is. It is important, And 147 00:12:13.200 --> 00:12:16.120 I want them to have a seamless experience as they get through the pro shop 148 00:12:16.159 --> 00:12:20.679 and get to the first tally. Not a time for stress, okay. 149 00:12:20.799 --> 00:12:24.879 Typically when you join a certain branch like the Air Force, you think of 150 00:12:26.679 --> 00:12:30.879 fighter jets and planes. You have no aspirations to learn how to fly. 151 00:12:31.200 --> 00:12:33.279 No, you have to be an officer to do that. There's a cut 152 00:12:33.279 --> 00:12:35.639 off. I could have worked your way up, dude, and take it 153 00:12:35.639 --> 00:12:39.559 ahead. I made like a seventy five on that test. I'm sure you 154 00:12:39.559 --> 00:12:41.519 could have done as well or better. I scored high enough to have some 155 00:12:41.559 --> 00:12:48.399 pretty decent jobs, because then you pick your job. But I chose a 156 00:12:48.480 --> 00:12:52.799 job that took a low asbab score. Lack of ambition seems to be an 157 00:12:52.840 --> 00:12:56.080 issue. See if things could have went the other way, you could be 158 00:12:56.159 --> 00:13:01.639 flying our friendly skies right now, Mikey. But yeah, and I could 159 00:13:01.639 --> 00:13:05.600 have been the mechanic that made the wheel fall off of the airplane. Ah, 160 00:13:05.679 --> 00:13:09.240 Gouys, appears we got a shock absorber. Guy tried to adhere it 161 00:13:09.279 --> 00:13:11.960 to the wheel instead of the chassis. He tried to tape it to the 162 00:13:11.960 --> 00:13:18.000 top of the fuselage. For some reason, a bunch of bondo around this 163 00:13:18.080 --> 00:13:20.879 plane is so heavy. I think we've got a lot of bondo that we 164 00:13:20.919 --> 00:13:26.960 don't need. You guys could still get into Space Force. Why don't you 165 00:13:26.039 --> 00:13:28.720 do it? Dude? I already did it you space. You're a young 166 00:13:28.759 --> 00:13:31.840 buck. Dude, do your Why don't you do your part? You guys 167 00:13:31.840 --> 00:13:35.080 make fun all the time. But thank you are the words I haven't heard, 168 00:13:35.399 --> 00:13:41.480 not this morning. I thought it kind of goes without saying. No, 169 00:13:41.639 --> 00:13:45.039 it doesn't. Ye. See the way we look at you, right 170 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:48.000 you walk in and every day it's like there's a serviceman. Gratitude should just 171 00:13:48.039 --> 00:13:52.960 be understood, you know what. No, you know what, You're right, 172 00:13:54.720 --> 00:13:58.159 Gratitude should not just be unders That's pretty good, right there. You're 173 00:13:58.240 --> 00:14:01.159 right, it's incredibly incorrect, you know what. Maybe that's why I'm not 174 00:14:01.320 --> 00:14:05.600 married anymore. She knows I mean, if she knows it, I love 175 00:14:05.639 --> 00:14:07.919 it right, Well, you say it? What if they don't want to 176 00:14:07.960 --> 00:14:11.960 hear it? You know what? That's what I'm always thinking, I am. 177 00:14:11.320 --> 00:14:16.279 Maybe she doesn't feel like being told she's beautiful in love today. Gratitude 178 00:14:16.320 --> 00:14:20.600 to be unterested is a beautiful saying. You need to put a patent on 179 00:14:20.679 --> 00:14:26.240 that. Thanks. It's a terrible thing. It should be understood. Everyone 180 00:14:26.320 --> 00:14:31.519 walks around looking for adilation, right, a handout for compliments. You know 181 00:14:31.559 --> 00:14:37.080 what, cross my palm with cash, do your job, go home, 182 00:14:37.320 --> 00:14:41.720 enjoy your night, turn around, do it again. Die. That's life. 183 00:14:43.399 --> 00:14:48.600 It is the love. We don't have to be overly lovey dovey all 184 00:14:48.639 --> 00:14:54.360 the time. Kevin, where's your mustache? Where are your mustache? On 185 00:14:54.440 --> 00:15:00.799 Friday? And a gorgeous military esque mustache, and today it's gone. We 186 00:15:00.840 --> 00:15:05.000 called him the load master this day Friday, he did look like an enlisted 187 00:15:05.039 --> 00:15:07.799 man. Mike Turner, look at that TV. That's why you need to 188 00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:13.159 be in the Air Force. We'll describe what you see for those without monitors 189 00:15:13.159 --> 00:15:20.159 at home. Did you see it? Yeah? I didn't see the headline. 190 00:15:20.200 --> 00:15:24.480 Okay, pilots fall asleep thirty six thousand feet in the air, which, 191 00:15:24.759 --> 00:15:28.879 as we're Mike said, he's about planed out. So if there's any 192 00:15:28.919 --> 00:15:33.320 bad plane stories we'll probably just skip over them today that one. If you 193 00:15:33.320 --> 00:15:37.799 have that one, I will list they fell planed out, So the pilots 194 00:15:37.799 --> 00:15:43.159 fell asleep and that's our plane story, du jore. Now the plane people 195 00:15:43.720 --> 00:15:48.200 were quick to respond. By the plane people, I mean, whoever's trying 196 00:15:48.240 --> 00:15:52.200 to spread good publicity about planes. Despite all the things that have happened in 197 00:15:52.240 --> 00:15:58.600 the last week, still it's the samest way to travel the last fiscal year. 198 00:15:58.720 --> 00:16:00.879 Man, it's every day the plane stories I give you. CE News 199 00:16:00.879 --> 00:16:03.720 had a big article it's the saffest way to travel after and I'm like, 200 00:16:03.759 --> 00:16:10.080 okay, that can be fair, but don't gloss over the week that was 201 00:16:10.879 --> 00:16:18.679 tires falling off, pilots pulling to me, falling asleep live in the air, 202 00:16:21.039 --> 00:16:23.519 just like that. Yeah, you'd be right out. I forgot about 203 00:16:23.559 --> 00:16:26.559 the narco. Did you have that when you're eighteen? When did you get 204 00:16:26.840 --> 00:16:30.320 after? I hit puberty? But I didn't know I had it. I 205 00:16:30.320 --> 00:16:33.720 thought I was just tired a lot. You're not air force material, and 206 00:16:33.759 --> 00:16:37.799 I'm not. That's okay, I'm not. No, I'm not, no, 207 00:16:37.799 --> 00:16:42.279 no, I'm not. I'm really not any type of material. Oh 208 00:16:42.399 --> 00:16:48.600 yeah, we'll put now he's gonna fall into something and then he will be 209 00:16:48.679 --> 00:16:53.399 out of our way in thirty to forty years. That's the way the world 210 00:16:53.399 --> 00:16:56.639 has looked at me. Trust me. I don't think the world looks at 211 00:16:56.639 --> 00:17:00.200 you with a big opinion. You know what, You're right, Well, 212 00:17:00.200 --> 00:17:02.320 doesn't look at me. I think that's all in your head. Baba. 213 00:17:03.279 --> 00:17:04.880 Well we're all doing our own little TV show in our head. I think 214 00:17:07.160 --> 00:17:10.079 so. Anyway, flood lights, flood lights, let's get them in, 215 00:17:10.279 --> 00:17:12.920 get them installed. Have we overdone that? The last two months is the 216 00:17:12.960 --> 00:17:17.559 lead up for this has been too much, right, leading to a poor 217 00:17:17.720 --> 00:17:22.319 eclipse payoff? Yeah, we've have been talking about the eclipse for really since 218 00:17:23.039 --> 00:17:26.559 January. It is a big year for the Sun. It's because we're in 219 00:17:26.640 --> 00:17:32.319 it. The totality exactly, and that's what it's gonna look like, except 220 00:17:32.400 --> 00:17:37.039 darker, and the payoff will be all this three months of build up for 221 00:17:37.720 --> 00:17:42.240 two minutes. Oh okay, I mean it's four months of build up for 222 00:17:42.279 --> 00:17:45.480 the super Bowl. I get it. It's feel worth it be more than 223 00:17:45.559 --> 00:17:51.279 two minutes. Like you're gonna have absolute total coverage for a brief amount of 224 00:17:51.279 --> 00:17:55.680 time. But they're saying this thing starts at one point and like two hours 225 00:17:55.759 --> 00:17:59.960 later it ends. Yeah, Yeah, it's like a big it's a big. 226 00:18:00.400 --> 00:18:03.440 The whole planet wipe is two hours. I got a call from a 227 00:18:03.519 --> 00:18:10.720 reporter over the weekend asking if the bar that I'm a cone or of in 228 00:18:10.799 --> 00:18:15.519 Deep Lum, Twilight Lounge, is doing a special event, you know, 229 00:18:15.559 --> 00:18:19.279 like a watching party for the eclipse. Like, well, nothing I'm aware 230 00:18:19.319 --> 00:18:22.079 of, but I'll look into it and let you know. She was looking 231 00:18:22.119 --> 00:18:26.000 to do a feature or something like that and free blue moon. And before 232 00:18:26.000 --> 00:18:29.000 I even called our GM, I just looked at the calendar and realized that 233 00:18:29.079 --> 00:18:33.160 it's the thing's going on at like twelve thirty pm on a Monday. Like, 234 00:18:33.359 --> 00:18:38.400 no, not popping down. No. Number one, it's on a 235 00:18:38.480 --> 00:18:41.759 Monday. Number two, it's during the day. We don't even open until 236 00:18:41.799 --> 00:18:48.480 four. I can't think of a world that anybody would live in where one 237 00:18:48.519 --> 00:18:51.880 of our bartenders would want to show up early and sling drinks on a Monday 238 00:18:52.880 --> 00:18:56.680 for people standing out in our patio looking at the sky with Kevin's three D 239 00:18:56.839 --> 00:19:03.400 glasses on. Do you think they just thought the name Twilight fit that was 240 00:19:03.519 --> 00:19:07.920 the only reason. Just there was an assumption that because we had some iro 241 00:19:08.079 --> 00:19:14.799 celestial theme, yeah, connection to the solar system, one dollar blue moons 242 00:19:14.519 --> 00:19:19.440 and L's souls. Right, Hey, I'm going to put you in charge 243 00:19:19.440 --> 00:19:22.960 of marketing right now? Or do you like a black and tan half and 244 00:19:23.000 --> 00:19:33.400 a half? Oh yeah, blue moon and soul easy, but just the 245 00:19:33.400 --> 00:19:37.759 buck. That's just the buck though, And really they don't even separate. 246 00:19:37.920 --> 00:19:44.759 It's just a muddy mess. We call it the eclipse. It's three minutes 247 00:19:44.799 --> 00:19:48.160 and twenty seven seconds is about as long as it will take here according to 248 00:19:48.680 --> 00:19:52.039 for Total. Yeah, it is rare that it happens in the middle of 249 00:19:52.119 --> 00:19:57.960 the day through a wide swath of America. That's that's the shocking bar. 250 00:19:59.519 --> 00:20:03.880 When is that April something? April eight? It is a Monday, right 251 00:20:03.960 --> 00:20:10.079 Monday April It happening around the one pm hour, maybe late twelve pm hour. 252 00:20:10.279 --> 00:20:17.799 Do you guys remember Danny not Cavio when Haley's Comet came through? Do 253 00:20:18.279 --> 00:20:22.240 I actually do? I don't remember? Were you born Kevin eighty eight? 254 00:20:22.240 --> 00:20:26.759 Okay? Well it was nineteen eighty six when Haley's comic came Okay, but 255 00:20:26.799 --> 00:20:30.680 I remember that being talked about again, I'm serious, backing only like there 256 00:20:30.720 --> 00:20:34.279 was like a was there a different name of a comment though? Well there 257 00:20:34.319 --> 00:20:37.440 was hail Bop and that's the one that led to that cult. That's probably 258 00:20:37.440 --> 00:20:41.599 the one you're thinking that's what I'm thinking of then. Yeah. So I 259 00:20:41.640 --> 00:20:47.079 remember it was nineteen eighty six and I was ten when Haley's comet came through, 260 00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:49.960 and I was I'm not say smart enough, but I was. I 261 00:20:51.039 --> 00:20:56.519 realized at the time that it comes through what every a seventy six year trip 262 00:20:56.559 --> 00:21:03.319 around our solar system. So I realize that if I'm lucky, I will 263 00:21:03.039 --> 00:21:07.680 My goal at that point in eighty six was to make it to the next 264 00:21:07.759 --> 00:21:12.039 passing of Haley's comment, which is July twenty eighth, twenty sixty one. 265 00:21:12.960 --> 00:21:17.119 Oh, you can go and count me out. You have a chance. 266 00:21:17.720 --> 00:21:22.599 Yeah, i'd I'd be eighty six. I remember being ten, thinking, 267 00:21:22.640 --> 00:21:26.440 all right, got it. Every seventy six years, this is the goal. 268 00:21:27.519 --> 00:21:36.000 And that's why I do the work in the gym. Really the gym. 269 00:21:36.160 --> 00:21:40.359 I think we should all just aim for the next silver eclipse twenty forty 270 00:21:40.400 --> 00:21:44.559 Hang on out what what gym? The big gym, the big gym, 271 00:21:44.640 --> 00:21:48.480 the big gymnasium gym. Where is this jam on? Where is this gym? 272 00:21:48.759 --> 00:21:52.640 The cross streets down the way, run across the deal, you get 273 00:21:52.680 --> 00:21:55.920 it. July twenty eight, twenty sixty one. That's what you've been planning 274 00:21:55.960 --> 00:21:59.759 on. So let's start planning that freak event. Do you say, big 275 00:21:59.799 --> 00:22:04.200 GM are vague? Jim? I heard vague Jim. He's at vague Jim. 276 00:22:04.400 --> 00:22:07.920 I'm not alone on that. Somebody else is like thinking the same and 277 00:22:07.920 --> 00:22:11.000 they're like, whoa dude, I totally thought that to make make the second 278 00:22:11.079 --> 00:22:15.160 run of Haley's comment. Okay, it's interesting Kevin playing a freak event for 279 00:22:15.240 --> 00:22:18.160 it, because radio is going to be a real big deal in sixty one. 280 00:22:18.319 --> 00:22:22.440 It is. If we start planning now, we're going to be the 281 00:22:22.599 --> 00:22:30.359 spot, the only place for Haley's comment. We could do it at Twilight 282 00:22:30.440 --> 00:22:37.440 Lounge. If you're broadcasting at the age of how old eighty six a morning, 283 00:22:37.559 --> 00:22:45.079 I'll be I'll be looking down from heaven right and just we'll be ninety 284 00:22:45.200 --> 00:22:49.119 ninety three or four or something like that too. We'll have the latest on 285 00:22:49.240 --> 00:22:56.480 the Flag Football Championships because football is going to be gone. Is that? 286 00:22:56.759 --> 00:23:00.279 Okay, that's pretty good. He's smart. The Super Flag Football Bowl, 287 00:23:00.640 --> 00:23:10.039 head injuries, don't talking dogs. Find cars. These are all real things 288 00:23:10.079 --> 00:23:14.720 that are gonna be happening in twenty five years. Find cars. Here is 289 00:23:14.720 --> 00:23:18.920 that from now sixty one sixty one is about thirty seven years from now. 290 00:23:19.279 --> 00:23:22.079 It doesn't sound that that far when you put it like that. Damn, 291 00:23:23.839 --> 00:23:29.000 but yeah, twenty forty four is the next solar eclipse that will go through 292 00:23:29.039 --> 00:23:33.720 America that we'll be able to see. That's why it's so rare. I 293 00:23:33.720 --> 00:23:36.680 mean we did. We just have one, like a couple of months back. 294 00:23:36.799 --> 00:23:38.640 Yeah. That was partial big dog. This is it was a character 295 00:23:38.720 --> 00:23:41.400 here. It was a pretty Yeah I did did it. Yeah, I'm 296 00:23:41.480 --> 00:23:45.039 was out walking the dog and it got dark for like you're talking about a 297 00:23:45.039 --> 00:23:48.440 couple of months ago. Yeah, that was the lunar one. Okay, 298 00:23:49.000 --> 00:23:56.839 right, that was weird and the day was like kind of red. Yeah, 299 00:23:56.920 --> 00:24:00.680 and you have the weird reflections that were on the ground that looked like 300 00:24:00.720 --> 00:24:03.400 what leaves, Yeah, like crescent moons. Yeah, little moon, the 301 00:24:03.480 --> 00:24:10.640 leaves look like moons. Yeah. That was October fourteenth. Okay, no, 302 00:24:10.640 --> 00:24:15.839 no, no, October twenty eighth because we had toenail moon. Yeah. 303 00:24:17.599 --> 00:24:19.880 Okay, Well, I mean this isn't going to be that much different, 304 00:24:19.960 --> 00:24:23.039 is it. It's not like we're gonna be yes, it's not gonna 305 00:24:23.039 --> 00:24:26.960 look like it's not gonna look like it's not gonna be pitch black, which 306 00:24:26.960 --> 00:24:29.720 is why we're talking about it, because it's darkest hell outside right now, 307 00:24:29.880 --> 00:24:33.319 and we'll be for some reason, none of us understand about seven thirty, 308 00:24:33.359 --> 00:24:34.240 You'll be like, oh, the sun's coming up. Good man. I 309 00:24:34.240 --> 00:24:40.559 wanted to spend all this time talking about the time change. Okay, how 310 00:24:40.599 --> 00:24:44.680 do we? How do we got got through twenty three minutes of that today's 311 00:24:44.680 --> 00:24:47.799 sun? Leave it to me, just hit back, hit just sit back, 312 00:24:47.920 --> 00:24:52.000 press play. I was curious did this actually affect you today, because 313 00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:56.920 we did have a day to kind of get your head around it. I 314 00:24:56.079 --> 00:24:59.799 know, I woke up and it was everything was darker than normal, and 315 00:25:00.079 --> 00:25:03.880 but I think I had re renewed wake up paranoia this morning because of the 316 00:25:03.920 --> 00:25:11.839 time change. So first alarm rolled over, it was all good. Were 317 00:25:11.839 --> 00:25:15.279 you able to go to bed at your standard time or an hour later? 318 00:25:15.640 --> 00:25:18.519 Yeah? Kind of closer to ye. Same here, but it's all hopped 319 00:25:18.559 --> 00:25:23.200 up on Ryan Gossling too. How do you how do you sleep after that? 320 00:25:23.480 --> 00:25:32.000 I mean, the sheets are all sweaty. Is that sweat really perspiration? 321 00:25:32.200 --> 00:25:37.160 Kevin? We're lucky that we have iPhones for saving time situations. Now 322 00:25:37.359 --> 00:25:41.599 it's changed. We don't do anything all the clocks. Yesterday, I got 323 00:25:41.599 --> 00:25:44.400 a bunch of analog clocks in the house, and the change the one on 324 00:25:44.440 --> 00:25:48.119 the oven, the idiot oven clock, Wake up oven, good work. 325 00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:52.839 Kevin does not worry about any of that. I don't. Just his iPhone 326 00:25:52.839 --> 00:25:57.759 the only thing it tells time in the whole house. That's great. I'm 327 00:25:57.799 --> 00:26:02.200 just trying to, like, you know, live a lower minimals lifes style, 328 00:26:02.400 --> 00:26:06.079 you know, yeah, by getting rid of your oven and get rid 329 00:26:06.119 --> 00:26:08.559 of it it's still there. It just doesn't doesn't work. I may do 330 00:26:08.599 --> 00:26:14.319 a segment before that little eclipse thing happens about how they could fascinating, how 331 00:26:14.400 --> 00:26:18.839 we know this, how we know everything about how do you even know? 332 00:26:18.839 --> 00:26:22.920 Haley's comment in the Window of Time and nineteen eighty six, oh yeah, 333 00:26:22.920 --> 00:26:27.640 we'll see you again in twenty twenty sixty one, And they knew that for 334 00:26:30.319 --> 00:26:33.359 I mean we've only I mean the Internet, I mean science been around a 335 00:26:33.359 --> 00:26:40.440 long time, guys, thirty billionaires. But astronomy and our chaeo astronomy is 336 00:26:40.480 --> 00:26:44.720 fascinating. And how they figured all that out long before anyone could barely share 337 00:26:44.799 --> 00:26:52.200 information. And we know when these eclipses are happening. Comments have been tracked 338 00:26:52.359 --> 00:26:55.319 like, how hundreds of years ago, let's do that in April. I 339 00:26:55.319 --> 00:26:57.720 guess all they had to do is look up the sky. It was like 340 00:27:00.039 --> 00:27:02.400 a big hobby, all right in April. Yeah, we'll do it in 341 00:27:02.440 --> 00:27:04.640 April, just because we're late. A big year for the sun, A 342 00:27:04.680 --> 00:27:10.240 big year for the sun inatured in April, Kevin up next, we've discovered 343 00:27:10.279 --> 00:27:12.759 who number one is? The number one man next to nice, even one 344 00:27:12.759 --> 00:27:14.119 of the freak