Good boy. I'm just Kevin, he's just Danny, He's just Mike.
JJ is in the house. Let's get it going for the downbeat. You're
on ninety seven, won the freak, We got a big we got fun
cramp plans coding today or we'll talk about the oscars a little bit at eight
o'clock, big surprise last night, fun stuff and more cowboys. Free agency
gets going today, going on those gorillas at the Fourth Zoo Madonna. She
pulled at Joe Biden. Oh God love You's rock and roll, a lot
of fun stuff as usual today on the ship. Hey you guys feeling after
that time change. It's just dark, Kevin, It's dark nothing. This
is your first go around in the morning at this is this? Uh thing?
Spring solstice? Yeah? Just the the hell is the word? When
the sun covers the moon? What are that thing we're all excited about?
Clip, Well, the eclipse is coming? Is this the eclipse? This
is not it? This is Is this what it's gonna look like though?
Nor mind? Kevin? Yeah, it is goggles, dark curve. It'll
be dark darker than this. Okay, what it's going to be pitch black,
Danny, pitch black like the Vin Diesel film, which wasn't mentioned last
night. Okay, then why aren't we We need to get this handled.
Okay, we need to be doing the f and show outside. Not us
because it didn't happen, but Ben and Skin in middays because it happens like
one. You need to be outside taking it in, reporting live from the
scene of the eclipse. I got glasses in? You did? Yeah?
I mean you get one pair? No? I got six? Six?
Yeah? Station branded or no? Absolutely not Amazon ordered? Is probably not
safe. But what if we got twelve bucks as the station get floodlights put
up all over DFW So when it happens, guess what you can still see
everyone can see totally perfectly, and then everyone will be thinking us in Dallas.
You know what. Drawing a lot of attention to nineteen. I have
a feeling KT accidentally ordered three D glasses and he's going to show up for
work the next day blind. Yeah, you burned black holes in his head.
It looked, but I can't see it'll come back. I think.
Didn't we learn last time that you can look right at it and be fine.
I mean, Trump is, as far as we know, still has
his vision. Remember the picture of him looking up at it. Okay,
I was. I think about that a lot, a lot. Yeah.
Imagine the photogs all excited for like an hour or two while they wait out
there for the president to come outside, and they're like, he's gonna look,
he's got to look like they're already they're zoomed in, and all he
did was take a glance up, which I've done, We've all done.
Yeah, and they're just imagine the million pictures that were taken in that millisecond.
And then I think a quick peek is relatively harmless. Right, Well,
we're not reporting, probably, but yes, but just a quick little
piece I've done. We've all done it. We've all looked at the sun
with our naked eyes. When you're a kid and you're just kind of amazed
by the rings going around it, just chasing each other, which are just
balls of fire. But as a kid, you don't really know that your
floodlights idea. I love see. We can even get some messaging, like
as if we were on Giligan's Island leaving an SOS sign. Yes, I
can stop this conversation with one question, Who's gonna pay for it? I'll
contact building management. We got like a month until that thing happens. We're
gonna be humming by then once again, after this week, we're gonna be
swimming in revenue after this week, hopefully when everyone jumps over. Well you're
right though. If you're a company and you want to get floodlights, but
the spell them out like you spell out your your company's logo, well you're
thinking like the bat sign. I'm just thinking, illuminate the whole metroplex in
this moment of darkness. Oh okay, and then we'll be heroes, the
ones that provided light. It's only gonna be like one minute of darkness.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You know what can happen in one minute?
For every fifty seven seconds in the state of Texas, an accident happens.
That's why I have two on four all threes in my phone. Kevin,
this is amazing what a minute can do, Mike. Maybe change everything?
They really could. What if you had took from that left and when
he took a right exactly changed your entire life? Could I ended up in
the Navy rather than the Air Force? I almost did go to the Navy.
Who was uh what tip the scales? There? Soldier. You know
what the cuter outfits. I don't know if it tip the scales, but
I remember, well, no, this wouldn't have worked that way because the
recruiter for the Navy was trying to get me because I was kind of a
big free agent. I was like Russell Wilson. All the fighting forces of
the world were fighting for to get me on board. They wanted mister Unlimited.
They wanted the real mystery Unlimited. Well, they figured, if we
get this guy, we're good. You know, the country's safe either in
the air or at sea for the next few years. Proved to be true.
But the Navy guys like Air Force. Dude, you don't want to
go to the Air Force. He's like, have you a garden some some
missile silo in North Dakota, Like they all have ways to shun the other
armed force, like to try to make it sound whatever. I don't remember
exactly what it was. I don't know if I didn't want to be in
a on a boat submarine. Well, I like boats, but I didn't
want to be in a sub I don't know if that was an option.
He didn't want someone to call you a sailor. I don't think that played
too much of a role there. I'll someone probably get mad at this,
but I think, well, who cares. There's ASVAB scores and I don't
even know what asbab's answer. That's the test you take when you enter the
when you enlist in the military and they assign you a job, and I
think the higher ASVAB scores generally go to the Air Force. What's asthmac huh
asva b I believe it is. I think as bad? Oh, Armed
Services, vocational aptitude battery. There you go, so they give you some
batteries, had some sample questions to see if Danny can pass. Okay,
yeah, I have a feeling an army man or Air Force man. I
have a feeling. It's probably like the early stages of the floor. Hey,
Danny, choose your cat. You have fork general science? Is it
bad? Is it bad? What you don't know? That's right? That
an Air Force man, it's a cat it shirt. Keep an eye on
this one. Is good? Is it bad? If something? Go ahead
and put him an officer training immediately. When the categories are confusing, that's
how you know it's a problem. We're just kidding military people by the way,
these are just joke. We're supporting you. We're supporting you with humor.
Yeah, even they Why are you so offended about offending the troops like
you? Just they're they're just normal men like us. That's why they listened
to us, to escape their day to day duties of being in it.
Just trying to cover all the bases there Jesus before he is a screamer,
isn't he is? Skin? Yeah? Oh yeah, it's really no wonder
it was throat cancer. I'm not good. I think you got it just
from use it is. Yeah, I do. General science, let's go
what about ary tan hood u earthmetic reasoning? I can't even read it.
Word knowledge. I have to read a question. Okay, what do you
want? Word general doesn't matter anything general science science? How are you at?
Word knowledge? One hundred degrees celsius is equal to two hundred and twelve
degrees fahrenheit. Danny is that he's in the navy. I forgot to say,
bra The principal gas in the Earth's atmosphere is in the in the Earth's
atmosphere carbon dioxide. It's nitrogen. Oh, nitrogen, that too? Oh
one for two. The marine guys rubbing his hands. The first one shot
out of the landing crowd. Yeah, boots on the ground, bailiffs.
Let's move on to word knowledge first. In antagonize means most nearly means what
antagonized most nearly means? What does antagonize mean? They weren't it weird?
To confuse you? What does antagon What do antagonize mean? Embarrassed, struggle,
provoker, worship provoke correct, wilted means left lamp budding or requested?
There you go? He said, limp two for two. He put him
in, put him in? What else does he need to do? Oh?
Auto information, let's go, Oh shut off, there's auto information.
This adhesive unit used on windshield tape. No. No shock absorbers on a
car connect the axle to the wheel, chassis, drive shafter or the exhaust
pie wheel chassish. I thought you were you know what this got to fix?
An airplane? Yeah, put a shock absorber on the middle end of
the wing. I thought you were, doctor Bondo. This is not good
if you miss that one. Ye, even I knew that, and I
hate cars. I'm back to the coast guard now, Danny, I didn't
consider coastcard. Coast guard would be fun. Hey, there's cool boats and
you get to like murder pirates. Okay, we all think of it as
you know, I just think about what they promote during football games, you
know, the cool montage videos of it. Is not really like that.
No, there's no way it's like that at all. It was fun,
but it's strange. That's what the military is, fun but strange. Yes,
yeah, maybe that should be their slogan my review review of the military,
it's fun but strange. The Air Force, fun but strange. I
mean, I guess, yeah, sure, that's kind of a lot of
jobs probably that involved going out and doing stuff. I'm about. Being a
firefighter is a fun job, that's strange but also harrowing. Being a cop
fun but strange. You're sitting there, you just wrapped up, giving someone
a warning, and then all of a sudden you got to go because a
guy got his head stuck in a bucket. I guess you're store. I
guess Mikey's assignment was fun but strange. When you joined the Air Force and
then you get assigned to be a concierge at a golf course, that's right
in the name of liberty America. Victory recreation is important part of our military's
history, R and R and yeah it is. It is important, And
I want them to have a seamless experience as they get through the pro shop
and get to the first tally. Not a time for stress, okay.
Typically when you join a certain branch like the Air Force, you think of
fighter jets and planes. You have no aspirations to learn how to fly.
No, you have to be an officer to do that. There's a cut
off. I could have worked your way up, dude, and take it
ahead. I made like a seventy five on that test. I'm sure you
could have done as well or better. I scored high enough to have some
pretty decent jobs, because then you pick your job. But I chose a
job that took a low asbab score. Lack of ambition seems to be an
issue. See if things could have went the other way, you could be
flying our friendly skies right now, Mikey. But yeah, and I could
have been the mechanic that made the wheel fall off of the airplane. Ah,
Gouys, appears we got a shock absorber. Guy tried to adhere it
to the wheel instead of the chassis. He tried to tape it to the
top of the fuselage. For some reason, a bunch of bondo around this
plane is so heavy. I think we've got a lot of bondo that we
don't need. You guys could still get into Space Force. Why don't you
do it? Dude? I already did it you space. You're a young
buck. Dude, do your Why don't you do your part? You guys
make fun all the time. But thank you are the words I haven't heard,
not this morning. I thought it kind of goes without saying. No,
it doesn't. Ye. See the way we look at you, right
you walk in and every day it's like there's a serviceman. Gratitude should just
be understood, you know what. No, you know what, You're right,
Gratitude should not just be unders That's pretty good, right there. You're
right, it's incredibly incorrect, you know what. Maybe that's why I'm not
married anymore. She knows I mean, if she knows it, I love
it right, Well, you say it? What if they don't want to
hear it? You know what? That's what I'm always thinking, I am.
Maybe she doesn't feel like being told she's beautiful in love today. Gratitude
to be unterested is a beautiful saying. You need to put a patent on
that. Thanks. It's a terrible thing. It should be understood. Everyone
walks around looking for adilation, right, a handout for compliments. You know
what, cross my palm with cash, do your job, go home,
enjoy your night, turn around, do it again. Die. That's life.
It is the love. We don't have to be overly lovey dovey all
the time. Kevin, where's your mustache? Where are your mustache? On
Friday? And a gorgeous military esque mustache, and today it's gone. We
called him the load master this day Friday, he did look like an enlisted
man. Mike Turner, look at that TV. That's why you need to
be in the Air Force. We'll describe what you see for those without monitors
at home. Did you see it? Yeah? I didn't see the headline.
Okay, pilots fall asleep thirty six thousand feet in the air, which,
as we're Mike said, he's about planed out. So if there's any
bad plane stories we'll probably just skip over them today that one. If you
have that one, I will list they fell planed out, So the pilots
fell asleep and that's our plane story, du jore. Now the plane people
were quick to respond. By the plane people, I mean, whoever's trying
to spread good publicity about planes. Despite all the things that have happened in
the last week, still it's the samest way to travel the last fiscal year.
Man, it's every day the plane stories I give you. CE News
had a big article it's the saffest way to travel after and I'm like,
okay, that can be fair, but don't gloss over the week that was
tires falling off, pilots pulling to me, falling asleep live in the air,
just like that. Yeah, you'd be right out. I forgot about
the narco. Did you have that when you're eighteen? When did you get
after? I hit puberty? But I didn't know I had it. I
thought I was just tired a lot. You're not air force material, and
I'm not. That's okay, I'm not. No, I'm not, no,
no, I'm not. I'm really not any type of material. Oh
yeah, we'll put now he's gonna fall into something and then he will be
out of our way in thirty to forty years. That's the way the world
has looked at me. Trust me. I don't think the world looks at
you with a big opinion. You know what, You're right, Well,
doesn't look at me. I think that's all in your head. Baba.
Well we're all doing our own little TV show in our head. I think
so. Anyway, flood lights, flood lights, let's get them in,
get them installed. Have we overdone that? The last two months is the
lead up for this has been too much, right, leading to a poor
eclipse payoff? Yeah, we've have been talking about the eclipse for really since
January. It is a big year for the Sun. It's because we're in
it. The totality exactly, and that's what it's gonna look like, except
darker, and the payoff will be all this three months of build up for
two minutes. Oh okay, I mean it's four months of build up for
the super Bowl. I get it. It's feel worth it be more than
two minutes. Like you're gonna have absolute total coverage for a brief amount of
time. But they're saying this thing starts at one point and like two hours
later it ends. Yeah, Yeah, it's like a big it's a big.
The whole planet wipe is two hours. I got a call from a
reporter over the weekend asking if the bar that I'm a cone or of in
Deep Lum, Twilight Lounge, is doing a special event, you know,
like a watching party for the eclipse. Like, well, nothing I'm aware
of, but I'll look into it and let you know. She was looking
to do a feature or something like that and free blue moon. And before
I even called our GM, I just looked at the calendar and realized that
it's the thing's going on at like twelve thirty pm on a Monday. Like,
no, not popping down. No. Number one, it's on a
Monday. Number two, it's during the day. We don't even open until
four. I can't think of a world that anybody would live in where one
of our bartenders would want to show up early and sling drinks on a Monday
for people standing out in our patio looking at the sky with Kevin's three D
glasses on. Do you think they just thought the name Twilight fit that was
the only reason. Just there was an assumption that because we had some iro
celestial theme, yeah, connection to the solar system, one dollar blue moons
and L's souls. Right, Hey, I'm going to put you in charge
of marketing right now? Or do you like a black and tan half and
a half? Oh yeah, blue moon and soul easy, but just the
buck. That's just the buck though, And really they don't even separate.
It's just a muddy mess. We call it the eclipse. It's three minutes
and twenty seven seconds is about as long as it will take here according to
for Total. Yeah, it is rare that it happens in the middle of
the day through a wide swath of America. That's that's the shocking bar.
When is that April something? April eight? It is a Monday, right
Monday April It happening around the one pm hour, maybe late twelve pm hour.
Do you guys remember Danny not Cavio when Haley's Comet came through? Do
I actually do? I don't remember? Were you born Kevin eighty eight?
Okay? Well it was nineteen eighty six when Haley's comic came Okay, but
I remember that being talked about again, I'm serious, backing only like there
was like a was there a different name of a comment though? Well there
was hail Bop and that's the one that led to that cult. That's probably
the one you're thinking that's what I'm thinking of then. Yeah. So I
remember it was nineteen eighty six and I was ten when Haley's comet came through,
and I was I'm not say smart enough, but I was. I
realized at the time that it comes through what every a seventy six year trip
around our solar system. So I realize that if I'm lucky, I will
My goal at that point in eighty six was to make it to the next
passing of Haley's comment, which is July twenty eighth, twenty sixty one.
Oh, you can go and count me out. You have a chance.
Yeah, i'd I'd be eighty six. I remember being ten, thinking,
all right, got it. Every seventy six years, this is the goal.
And that's why I do the work in the gym. Really the gym.
I think we should all just aim for the next silver eclipse twenty forty
Hang on out what what gym? The big gym, the big gym,
the big gymnasium gym. Where is this jam on? Where is this gym?
The cross streets down the way, run across the deal, you get
it. July twenty eight, twenty sixty one. That's what you've been planning
on. So let's start planning that freak event. Do you say, big
GM are vague? Jim? I heard vague Jim. He's at vague Jim.
I'm not alone on that. Somebody else is like thinking the same and
they're like, whoa dude, I totally thought that to make make the second
run of Haley's comment. Okay, it's interesting Kevin playing a freak event for
it, because radio is going to be a real big deal in sixty one.
It is. If we start planning now, we're going to be the
spot, the only place for Haley's comment. We could do it at Twilight
Lounge. If you're broadcasting at the age of how old eighty six a morning,
I'll be I'll be looking down from heaven right and just we'll be ninety
ninety three or four or something like that too. We'll have the latest on
the Flag Football Championships because football is going to be gone. Is that?
Okay, that's pretty good. He's smart. The Super Flag Football Bowl,
head injuries, don't talking dogs. Find cars. These are all real things
that are gonna be happening in twenty five years. Find cars. Here is
that from now sixty one sixty one is about thirty seven years from now.
It doesn't sound that that far when you put it like that. Damn,
but yeah, twenty forty four is the next solar eclipse that will go through
America that we'll be able to see. That's why it's so rare. I
mean we did. We just have one, like a couple of months back.
Yeah. That was partial big dog. This is it was a character
here. It was a pretty Yeah I did did it. Yeah, I'm
was out walking the dog and it got dark for like you're talking about a
couple of months ago. Yeah, that was the lunar one. Okay,
right, that was weird and the day was like kind of red. Yeah,
and you have the weird reflections that were on the ground that looked like
what leaves, Yeah, like crescent moons. Yeah, little moon, the
leaves look like moons. Yeah. That was October fourteenth. Okay, no,
no, no, October twenty eighth because we had toenail moon. Yeah.
Okay, Well, I mean this isn't going to be that much different,
is it. It's not like we're gonna be yes, it's not gonna
look like it's not gonna look like it's not gonna be pitch black, which
is why we're talking about it, because it's darkest hell outside right now,
and we'll be for some reason, none of us understand about seven thirty,
You'll be like, oh, the sun's coming up. Good man. I
wanted to spend all this time talking about the time change. Okay, how
do we? How do we got got through twenty three minutes of that today's
sun? Leave it to me, just hit back, hit just sit back,
press play. I was curious did this actually affect you today, because
we did have a day to kind of get your head around it. I
know, I woke up and it was everything was darker than normal, and
but I think I had re renewed wake up paranoia this morning because of the
time change. So first alarm rolled over, it was all good. Were
you able to go to bed at your standard time or an hour later?
Yeah? Kind of closer to ye. Same here, but it's all hopped
up on Ryan Gossling too. How do you how do you sleep after that?
I mean, the sheets are all sweaty. Is that sweat really perspiration?
Kevin? We're lucky that we have iPhones for saving time situations. Now
it's changed. We don't do anything all the clocks. Yesterday, I got
a bunch of analog clocks in the house, and the change the one on
the oven, the idiot oven clock, Wake up oven, good work.
Kevin does not worry about any of that. I don't. Just his iPhone
the only thing it tells time in the whole house. That's great. I'm
just trying to, like, you know, live a lower minimals lifes style,
you know, yeah, by getting rid of your oven and get rid
of it it's still there. It just doesn't doesn't work. I may do
a segment before that little eclipse thing happens about how they could fascinating, how
we know this, how we know everything about how do you even know?
Haley's comment in the Window of Time and nineteen eighty six, oh yeah,
we'll see you again in twenty twenty sixty one, And they knew that for
I mean we've only I mean the Internet, I mean science been around a
long time, guys, thirty billionaires. But astronomy and our chaeo astronomy is
fascinating. And how they figured all that out long before anyone could barely share
information. And we know when these eclipses are happening. Comments have been tracked
like, how hundreds of years ago, let's do that in April. I
guess all they had to do is look up the sky. It was like
a big hobby, all right in April. Yeah, we'll do it in
April, just because we're late. A big year for the sun, A
big year for the sun inatured in April, Kevin up next, we've discovered
who number one is? The number one man next to nice, even one
of the freak