I want to show by Sam. I love one for supplying us with snacks
today. But bro, keep trying to force your sonships on me. I'm
trying to like them. You know what I saw I was like, isn't
a sonship. I'm trying to like them. Look like little pieces of cardboard
and hard to back. We're trying to fing out what we've really been trying
to figure out what the sonships tastes like. Because that's I've never liked sonships.
That's just like in the cord that I don't like the right Chips.
A lot of people like the writers. A lot of people like the right
Chips because they ended up making a bag just pull of goddamn Roight chips.
Yes, in the green box, I remember that. I don't hey now
so down? I used to, but I eat booty and don't eat Roight
chips. Why are some where? What about them? So many cameras at
the bottom camera put our videos. Yeah, I'm welcome to the showers.
I didn't know you can do that. I didn't know you could just put
the video there and then but when you clicking it, all those starts,
doesn't let me replay it. Without taking it down and put it back up
time. I mean, el see. I think that's why I don't like
sun chips, because it's like, to me, no matter what flavor is
on the bag, they all tasted the same. I think that's what it
is for me. Original man, you definitely do need to come back.
Invitation is always open. Well, um, before we get too far gone,
If this is your first time joining us, I'd like to properly introduce
myself. I'm a hosting favorite hotivational speaker, Mimi Mimi some one hundred or
comer walker. If you're not, I was trying to give one time.
I was as usual. I am joined by my co host. We got
the new mister Bitches, the narcissist pod guy Wine go ahead and shake it
hair for the one time. They got our producer that makes everything happen behind
the scenes and that I have not had to yell at lately. I'm knock
on wood, nap see. Now you're gonna piss me up, purse press.
We got the classes man come death essentially, Tomas in the building.
Call me morning, sandwich breakfast. I'm not calling you that coming and cheese
come in your breakfast sandwich, bagon egg and cheese. You missed the face
that he said begon leg and cheese the occyway, come sandwich baby, go
ahead and employ yourself. You can tune into the Canvas Breakfast Sandwich every day
morning at nine am. Stop saying every morning, my guy, it's Monday
through Friday. When you say every morning at a close weekends, my radio
personnel, Hey, I'll be there Tuesday. Yay, Kim, you made
it. Yeah see I tag y'all every single week. So you should get
the notifications. You know, when Facebook came on that ball hell hose you
know Kim's people are from Benita two. She's your cousin. She's she is
how I found out about you work. We're up, king, Patty.
You need a show. It might just be like just drinking. Hey,
hey, she's a she's a bartender who was heavy on the bar. Oh
man, her drinks. Look, her drinks and her tacos are live,
fucking mate. When she comes to visit Nigga, I am ecstatic and last,
but certainly not least, our residence celebrity we got well, Hello,
it's Serta Valma. I'm from a Jamin ninety eight point three that's what she
said. So that's how I'm gonna plugged myself that way. And then,
of course and I am chronically resilient on social media on my I g kis,
are all my vegan cookie here, my vegan open rising cookie. Call
him bust it open. I mean, beggars can't be used. You asked
me to bring but I didn't know you was gonna like you know, but
you know, I like so it is. It just seemed like an paul
of snack. That's the only thing because croise trying to make it. I
was wet bread is fire's bread. Yeah, when I used to eat and
that's it had to be on weat bread because of hurt. Yeah, that's
a mean combo. That's a thing. Ask are you shotgun in that motherfucker?
Like when I popped it open and start bubbling. She got skills that
motler. No, it's but like with lime, so it's alcoholic. No,
it's a Twitter line. It ain't got it ain't lying flavor a twist,
right. I don't like the way you judge my drinks. How I
feel about sun chips. They'd be laying there, I around with him crazy,
sound like a lazy fuck was there right there. You gotta have a
little flavors too. It's like, what kind of this It's a French drinks,
So you gotta ask, you gotta add. Let see, Little Britt
says she loves French on your sun chips. Yeah, with you, that's
why we're here. We just I have to ask this question, what led
you to grab a back of sun chips and open them up and say these
motherfucker's fire? Because I never the only reason I've had them somebody else let
me have something. I'm having to listen. She just said that, like
I said that Aunt Paula used to eat like some I mean, it's not
weird though, ship, but it's why you ship to us. So like
she's like, she's like Lacroix. I like Lacroix. Lacroix is terrible.
Like when you make a chip mix, you know that sun chips ain't the
chips that's leaving the grease sprint on the paper bag. For sure, it's
not. It's not. And I think that's like my inner black is rejecting
it. It's like like there's many cabbages. To me, they're good.
There's a lot of people in the comment somebody like sun chests? What made
y'all be like fun to read those? I'm having some sun chips. You
know how you know my mom because my mom's on her healthy kid. I
do healthy. I do like the healthy, don't even getting healthy. I
just think they fired. You know what, it's not healthy. So them
vesye sticks good? They just chips. They fired. Kim be good.
Kim said, she posted the bomb ass drink tonight, but she will be
home this summer, so she got me looking forward to it. Do you
like flame? Like? Dude? What's your favorite flavor of three? Three?
Though? I like the original, just not Mama? Who knew?
I knew so many fucking domestic terrorists talk about a bomb ass sandwich, French
onion, sonships and the code that he should treat like everything except three players.
Like that sounds like like a suburban ass. I don't know, no
no her saying a bomb ass sandwich, French onion, sonships and a cold
that he should treat. That's like when the mother fuckers was like, yeah,
give me a double cheese steak, but give me a diet coat.
I feel like the sun chips is there for I feel like it's there for
like guilt purposes, like they're trying to trip themselves and thinking it's not that
bad. That's why your skirt though it was safe because it's too sweet.
I have. I'll drink diet to cut the cut the sweet just sweet for
me. So I don't know, you know, I'm mad at sun ships
like they're going on. They were, they were. We put them in
a mix and I didn't dug them out. I didn't want to waste them
like here, nigga, pull them back in the bag, like no,
you can't do that. Something that people sleep on. Damn honey burpecue twist.
So those are fritos, nigga, damn um Yeah, it's on sushi
now in the grocery stores. One of my white friends offered me something,
thank thank you for coming clean. Yes, do mester terrorists. That's when
I say, you don't even know where the motherfuck is and you just was
walking on Damn mine? Is that the new sprite I've been searching for?
I got some cans at Walmart. Now I can't find it. I forgot
about it, and too, I just thought about it. He told me
about him asap because he knows if it's one thing. I love some sprite.
Kim said, well, I am park Occasian, so there's that,
and we don't know shit about wind. Daddy said, maybe that's the white
side of his family that's doing it. Okay, let's say yes, best
ships ever in FreeDOS fill their bags up. See, I don't really like
anything that's like honey barbecue, y'all not. I like if something is meant
to be sweet to me, like it's used like candy or something, but
it's like, like, I don't like that's I don't like barbecue sauce on
my ship because I don't like sweetmeat. Though for me not to like sweetmeat,
I'm pretty sure I've dealt with at least two men that are bisexual that
just ain't came out and said it, that's technically sweetmeat in it because you'ren
like, you can't have mango. You're messing out on like one of those
God's best creations was the mango sauso, and it wasn't always like that.
Yes, mangoes also be fired. You can't even have that ship. Well,
I have a um peach sauce is amazing yep, so um my home
girl, I don't know if y'a've ever seen there, U Janelle the Taco
Lady, Yeah, yeah, yep. So she knows that I'm allergic to
mango, so she'll make me peach saucer instead of mango saucer, and that
shit is fired. Yeah, so I need some of that potentially mean people
who have portrayed mean Mexican and white. But she was never around in a
tissue moved the ground green fact. Yeah, I don't. I don't like
sweetmeat man like it is black Mexican, white Mexican. When you have um
like barbecue sauce like for me, I like open pit like because I really
only eat barbecue sauce like on shoulders or like barbecue hamburgers like shit like that.
I'm not really a big that's not really a big sauce person period.
If it come up with grill man grill, but I don't think wow,
like I might get happy with my my nuggets chicken nuggets and now and indeed
and a lot of times I end up just using ranch for that because I
want to if I'm getting barbecue to barbecue flavor is off the grill, I
don't want to, right, I don't like sauce to sneak the own the
only time that I like burgers, you have to because like yeah, and
it's like sometimes it so with um shoulder obviously you know did that extra sauce.
I stopped the funk out of that ship with that white bread. But
I've never been like into like a whole bunch of sauce on my meat.
But like I would like that would catch up and ship. I don't like
put ketchup on ship like that, So I guess I just I'm not really
a sauce person period, unless it is like something like ranch or something.
So, m how is everybody this weekend? How does that work? Um?
How was my weekend? Hey? Question that's still going? What is
this? Is there a difference between taco dip and taco salad? Yes,
just the difference? Yeah, can you explain it? I don't eat it,
but I just I saw white people talking about it, and I was
just like, you know, well, when you go to the grocery store
that's typically taco dip, I guess the actual dip and like a little veggie
typing taco salad and got the got your meat and ship in there, like
it's just the for you. Bang you know what. So, yeah,
there's definitely a different meat. No meat, since I ated talking about meat,
won't wild transition still within the circle of transitions that exists. Well,
why would you like to talk about with me? I don't. I was
just saying that it came from sweet meat, top and tackle salad and meat
differences, you know, just that's sometimes meat. Oh, yes, rights,
And I mean that's that's what I do. Like him said she hadn't
had up and pit it's for ever. Had some recently hated it, but
she said that if she needs saucer, no me, I don't want to.
And that's me. I mean that goes for steak too. Yeah,
they don't see it nowhere, but like like like if like if I have
to put something on my steak in order to eat it, I don't want
it. The only thing is like now I do like like to top it
like with garlic butter like shit like that, but like an actual sauce or
something can where you at. Oh, she's in Texas now, in Texas,
Texas. I can't remember. I remember before you opened it, I
asked more bees. He was like, I want to make sure it is
good because I don't want no I don't want to look killing that motherfucker too.
Yeah, okay, I was right Texas in dallaged I should have the
Where in the world is Kim Pitty Cad said? When people visit her,
she have them bring her open. But you coming home? So now,
even get your own official official you're coming home. Hain't I no choice.
I will go there and drag her here, have no problem. I do
have kidnapping under my belt. A long time ago I was in a dark
place, but kidnapping is on my list. I'm just saying I ain't.
I ain't a stranger to it. Nobody was harmed, but I just wanted
to feel the point. I like how you put that in ye garlic butter
man that? Oh m, I will. I will just so I'm just
one. I'm fat now because like if I had like garlic butter and ship
and I was like, you know, swear my second round and I might
like suck it off a little bit, just to dip it in there and
before I eat it. Man, I wish I had to pitch picture you
with the biscuits. I wish damn. Yeah, you know I showed it
to the world the next morning. I put garlic butter on my French fries.
You know what? Yeah, I love like garlic fries. Were actually
like fresh garlic butter and shit. That ship is amazing. So you had
to find me home and you just incriminate, you know how, Betimes,
I didn't incriminating myself on this show. White people don't listen. I'm all
right, I'm not moving in at least three years this time, y'all.
I think, Yeah, we'll see. I'm rooting for you. What's up,
Kiva the diva d I need someone to make me some infused god it.
But oh my god, no, no, no, no, Brett,
I'll tell you who later. No, No, the same person we've
all probably thinking of already. Absolutely not, because that that is what got
me in trouble with that fucking rights crispy treat. I can't have food that's
infused with edibles like I can't have food that's infused with weed that tastes too
good because I like to eat and there's nothing in me that's gonna be like,
Hey, you need to put this motherfucking steak knife down. No,
Kiva, leave me alone, Big Tom take them draws off. That's mad
aggressive and coming from corn. That's horrible. I don't want to have to
talk to her. Who's in charge of hr around here? To me?
I know someone I can make it. Oh my goodness, are you okay
to infuse food that tastes good? You go wake up? It's the same
space, Thank you, Kiva, Kiva saying infused food that tastes good,
you go wake up dead exactly because I don't know. I don't stop.
You're not gonna wake up dead. Yes, you are bad bitch in the
background. That's the only way I live. I'm fine being pleasantly plumped for
the rest of my life. Bring on the edible. I make gummies infused
with liquor and that other stuff. Oh yeah, she does m I think
she chake y'all go car h your army dang not me, but they might
well. Um go ahead, and you know, queue up all that good
ship because maybe you're graduate graduated in high school. Let me tell you she
did not even make it up. We were out. Oh I'm enough,
Bob. We were at the u W Panther arena, and before that,
you know they were coming first. Okay, before I get to her coming
out, I want to say a lot of your parents, y'all have to
talk to your kids about you know, hey, maybe this is not your
land. I understand this graduation. You want to be fly a little bit,
but how about we get you some cute little sandals to walk in.
The amount of girls that could not walk in those heels was hilarious. And
then one of the girls, she was actually holding up the line and they
had to go around her, so she was over there FuMB and next thing
you know, it's funny because I actually got footage to her because I was
waiting on me to come out, and then all of a sudden she's zooming
by barefoot with her shoes in her hand. But I was gonna say one
of my friends as a teacher, and she actually switched shoes. One of
the girls was like, you know what, you're struggling too much and shake
my shoes across the way that they were walking was and I and I didn't
want to laugh, but you could not help it. It was like little
baby girafts just stumbling all over. Yes, you know when they first when
they needs to be buckling this ship and they just trying it. I was
like, oh my god, and I'm happy that nobody got hurt like nobody
you know, sprained the ankle or face planet. But that shit was horrible.
Um read did we did a compromise so because we wanted to wear a
suit. Um you know, told y'all about that. But with her wanted
to wear the suit and you know, do a little Bruno Marstein. You
know, like I said, we got her into a dress. So she
just did you know, the sneakers in the dress. So she was fine.
But I don't let my cousin be Bruno marsh huh. Bro was ninety
degrees that day. I wonder if to be outside taking pictures, she could
have worn some shorts with the long shocks. Thank thank you for the congratulations.
Man, I'm so proud of her. Man, I'm just you could
have put some sauce on it. You trying to make it look like a
kind of father. She dressed like a little billy Jane. She says,
is that a Rocketwear shirt? Where is that? Now? Asking for a
friend? Oh man, this is way about them with the call it.
We know so it's not a it's not a repurchased it's no okay, these
shoes. M I found a Rockewear jacket and uh and my stuff. Yeah,
man, I am extremely extremely proud. So I was crying. I
was finish, say, I was crying before you know, she even made
it out. But I was really crying before any of them started walking out,
like we were still waiting on everything to get set up. But up
on their little version, you know, their little jumbo trying thing, they
have all of the seniors' names, you know, come up and then they
have their senior pick on the left and their baby pick on the right,
and I'm just as soon as I see it, I'm like, they want
baby like you know what. I was so emotional that day. As great
as a moment as this is, I'm proud of Look because graduating, that's
a big moment in your life. What's the what out? Yo? These
new niggas got a lot of shit that niggas didn't give when we graduated.
And I don't care if it is ain't I'm hating like me, you graduated
in the jim By the time I graduated, we graduated, they took us
the MATC. I'm like, what the what? What's this? Bro?
No, he was in a hot ass gym. It made easy. Auditorium
aren't as big ship out of here mans graduating center, the Panthers gat and
and then it's like, you know, she went to the arts, so
they all had you know, the arts, you got visual arts, music,
dance, all this shit. So we got all these performances and ship.
You got um the band majors and shit. So you know they're doing
a little shit. You got your dance team. They come out and do
their little performance to beyond saying shit, they they they actually opened it.
Then you know you got them singing yeah, ok, yeah, so you
know yeah. So but if it was like it was so nice to see
so many black and brown children walking across that stage, like it was beautiful,
man. And I'm happy that she fucking made it. Like I didn't
have any doubt about her making it. It's just watching her grow and get
through this progress. Prior to this, we already celebrated the fact that she
getting like a drillion dollars from my ad I know, but it was actually
watching her, man, Like I was such a pussy that day. I'm
not even gonna lie, m oh, look at you being vulnerable. I
was so mad, I'm man, it was I'm naming this episode whatever.
Well, um, I know a lot of people were writing on this story.
That's what I forgot to sing you tone the most important thing in the
show. I forgot to sing you. It's literally the most important part of
this show because I have to do something first. Hey, I'm gonna leave
y'all tour for a second yelling. I gonna be that much. While we
are talking amongst ourselves, Kiva, Kiva, are you and Creed coming on
Tuesday? While we just h what did I miss? Oh? What's that?
What's up? Talk about? Last name? Yea interesting? M damn?
What was we talking? Why do you ask? Then? What we
was talking about? Bro? You know what, Jock? My memories likely
this Tuesday? Yes night, you gotta come to the mic. We can't
hear you barely. So as young ladies, she's been fucking this guy.
So we have a young lady who joined us last night for an episode of
the Death Fresh Shop make sure you check this out episode Wednesday, and she
basically you know, has grown a liking to a gentleman okay um, while
being in her predatorial mood, she got the draws. But now she has
been challenged with asking the young man out on the date, and she says
she can't do it. But she's already showing him her but twice, and
now she don't know how to say, hey, let's go see a movie.
But I've showed you my COUCHI already I'm sorry getting distracted. Her explanation
is you don't know how to asking his own dates. No, not that.
Her explanation for this particular situation is she already likes him. She don't
want to like him, like him if they actually start dating. The fuck
yo, people weird Like man, I had already concluded that it was too
late to have a date. It's too late, you fuck right? I
mean no, you can still on dates? Yeah, only twice. But
then now you want me to date you. But I didn't have to date
you to fuck you the first time? So what what I see where you're
coming from? You know, I mean like, but at the same time,
I mean, I mean, it's possible if I'm feeling you. But
if it's if it's what it is, we just fucking h already already already
invested, as Tommy would say, already got the draws. Okay, but
every I like you, it's okay if I want to go on a date
though, right, Yeah, but I don't have to. I have.
I invested absolutely nothing, and I got to ask twice. Now you want
to be in investing ship? Why you changeing shit up? You're changing sit
up? Now? Why are you changing it up? I feel like I'm
not objected to go and seeing a movie or something like. We can can't
get it. I can't get a stake. You know, I don't eat
me. You can, I mean you can ask that, you can ask
for the date. I'm just saying the circumstances she gave. I'm like,
nah, you probably should have thought that through before you. But then again,
depending upon who the dude is, if people that it might work out,
I might work it's I also believe that going up? Do you kicking
on foot? I'm sorry, I didn't not get your foot? How'd your
foot on over here? Right? Because I'm a tall person, I'm like,
wait a minute, like all over there anywhere past the computer? What
need the thing? You can start up hosting up stuff? Yeah, you
don't post more pictures that your dog. Y'all want to y'all want to y'all
want to see. We don't no offense. She was cute ta to tap
all right, where are we now we gotta go back up because Kiva was
talking to Kiva said that, uh, I'm talking about ready she looked cute.
Congratulations. Yes, we're still going to the congratulations yet out. It's
the fact that she made it all the peace with talent and a plan.
Look at Kiva sounded why are you reading so quietly? And I'm reading like,
yes, okay, Timmy, you got clothes on and I don't hear
you. This is called harassment. What's up? What's what's your? What's
your asked me? Was I thought I thought we left us, left us
behind? This but a real company? Wait this Tuesday? Yes, this
Tuesday. Are you guys recording this Tuesday? I guess he's saying, I
know the spell check doesn't like my name. Yeah, he listens to you
get but booty naked? We haven't. Yeah, we are having a we
haveing a meeting tuesday. No, they're having a meeting. I mean,
are we coming? Yeah? Okay, we got out. I'll text you.
Anybody told me nothing? Oh come what Okay? We know where your
mind is. So if I have sex with you, I can't circle back
and ask for a day. Yes you can, Yes you can, Yes,
you can who felt like Tommy's saying, I had to work to get
this busy. I don't really know about this day shit. I mean,
it don't hurt to ask it this point, It doesn't hurt, yes or
no. It's kind of bad. It's kind of backwards though, because if
if I guess, if you have had a relationship with this person and you
had sex with them and then you want to have a date, that's different
if you hadn't had a relationship with this person and the interaction was more so
like courting and you just hadn't getting into each other, and I don't say,
y'all, fuck, that kind of kills a whole build up of you
know, you know, but why doesn't have to be a build up because
I mean you could be having a new build up because now it's like,
oh, because then that's taken to Washington's like taken to another level, you
know, not to say, but just adding some more to it. Who's
just say he doesn't want to go on a date though she's the one scared
to ask, just ask if he doesn't want to date, then he doesn't
and she knows where she stands, and there's nothing more. Yeah, you're
right him. I agree with that. Who's fucking he naked? Yeah,
that's why I abram. Somebody's teoted in from YouTube. Hey, um book,
sorry to say it like that. She donna say it like that.
A good evening, Kiva, Yeah, it texts me Tommy, Oh my
goodness. I don't think it kills it one hundred percent. No, it
doesn't kill it. It does not kill it one hundred percent. I do
not believe it kills it one hundred percent. But in the circumstance of how
she told, y'all missing a lot of context to the story. I'm trying
to fill it in. I'm filling it in the best I can. It's
like it's like it's like a person was like a workout person. Yeah,
a person. It was like a trainer or something like that. Yeah,
during the pursuit, so that was her way. That was her way.
So her pursuit almost like she already conquered what she was looking for and now
it was like, all right, right now I want to date you kind
of thing. It's like, Okay, I get it, but you kind
of went about it backwards in that circumstance. But hopefully it ain't. I
mean, she want to go back and circle back. What's wrong with circling
back? You know? Spin around? You want this back? Block burners.
I was stealing in for you. You do the comments better than I
do. I can contract it. Basically, she's telling you keep it.
No, she got it. I mean I want to make them feel applicated.
The comments make the show. Thank you people, you are appreciated.
You are appreciated. But yeah, here, tell me do this because I'm
going to be engaged in the story. I see, this is why you
missed your essential. Now I got a job, and shit, how do
you do this? I never you're ready to tell you to fire that video?
I just rolled the beautiful being. Oh since I got this, I
can do some shit. Oh boy, I know, I just a little
bit. That's not me uni face at the bottom. Never mind, I
don't think I have a beer or do it. So I am cur The
door locks are battery operated, and of course batteries can die so stick earlier,
you know. And I thought that I just put my key card too
close to my phone because you know that magnetic shit, it can mess up
like that. So I went downstairs. They reprogrammed keys, issue me a
new digital key to use on my phone. All of that still didn't work.
But you know, luckily I was still able to get in because at
the time somebody was in the room to let me in. But now there's
no one in there, so I can't get in my fucking room, and
I have to wait for them to figure out how to change the fucking batteries
for me to get in my room. Now it's fucked up as it is
to be locked out of my hotel room. That's really not the worst part.
Clearly, I just got done masturbating. I told y'all that I was
doing content. So there are dialdos and vibrators, just just sex toys galore
all over. Okay, the carpet is fucking wet. They're gonna be like,
what the fuck, go black list me. They're not gonna let me
stay back in the hotel again, Like keep this freaky bitch off the no.
Like, as soon as you walk in the room, I mean,
beline, as soon as you walk in the room, there is as torso
dial dough man right there on the fucking table. They're just pecks, abs,
a big dick and some balls, just no arms, no legs.
It's just the largest masturbation tool. Ever, so I guess by the time
I make it back from picking up my food, I don't know if they
were seeing it based off of how they look at me when I walk in
the store. Hopefully they subscribe shit, So I don't know if they could
actually hear the because it was low to me. I don't know how it
is low because they here feedback, but they heard it because I'm obviously looking
at the subtitles come up. So yeah, I got I hate you so
much. Just want to make sure people saw that. Why what we saw
last week, the two pieces and the biscuit. You see the biscuit.
This this was what she was wearing. You see it poking out. It's
a little bit. I really, I honestly cannot get a real ass HR
for us because HR is also the problems just rocking. You definitely can't be
HR. God, how is HR the problem? So you sit in and
literally be a part of the light supply of snacks. So I got locked
out of my hotel room because and I wasn't away. I was actually the
one that brought it to him at the at the front desk. I said,
now I have a question, is it possible that the lock on thank
you my door died because I didn't know that that was a thing. She's
like, uh, you know, nobody's here. Maintenance is only here,
you know, during the day. So I'm like, okay, how am
I supposed to get in my room? But my biggest thing is okay,
if somebody does come and you know, get me in my rooms to gaggle
of cocks. Got a rhyme, you gotta saying like that. Yes,
no, so I'm getting real cock in here. So I leave and I
go. I go to Chiaba. Hud gives you more than enough time because
I'm all the way in Tosa, so I have to go all the way
down my Oakland Euros getting my sandwich and go all the way back to Tosa.
So oh look, now, y'all know I love a white widow.
That that's my jam. But now I didn't discover it like I add fetter
cheese to it now too. On top of the um purposinis and black olives.
That shit is fire. I should have got a door dash today.
But my mom cook. All right, I'm not to interrupt your story or
anything, but I just need some guidance here because you know, I'm playing
double dust with the comments and shit like here, how you know, how
do you? Because you know, I just I never did the comments with
you talking this shit. Just keep hitting the buttons as he goes down.
You don't read them keeping comments, right, That's why I've been ignoring an
occupying time, right right, you just flipped through, okay, until you
get to the ones that are thank you, thank you for the fast forward.
It all right, go ahead, because I didn't have nothing to do
it. But um, so I get back to the hotel and the lady
has like this little tool that you have to plug into the bottom of the
lot so your hotel door has a little basically like a little charge report all
the way on the bottom of it and then like a master key. So
she is struggling, Okay, she was like she knew she you know,
she's not a small lady. So I'm telling her I can do it,
you know, because like not even like her hands are you know. I'm
like, my hands are smaller. I've got a dig between couches and car
season shit, I can do it. She was like, no, no,
I got it. I got it. So it took her a minute
and she finally you know, got under there and got the door open.
Now I'm standing here, and I was gonna pup, and I'm like no,
I'm like, you know, without the identity and ship, I'm gonna
post people out there permission. But I'm standing here. I got my phone
like this like record because I'm like, I really need to see if,
like how she handles this, so I can just have it as a mental
replay. And she opened the door and I don't have I purposely didn't put
her face in the camera because I wasn't gonna be able to show y'all her
face. Her reaction anyway, dude, her eyes got so big, and
I'm like, I noticed that. It's like, who the fuck is going
on in here? She's like because, like I said, now, And
it's funny because you would think that that would be the end of it,
right, No, because at this point she's telling me like, um,
making us to be here in the morning. You know, the chargers are
locking. You don't have a good night every time. It's like, you
know, what's so next week on Awkward, We're actually gonna have a signed
sing. Serena's going over there because you got to separate these two niggas like
kindergartens because if you don't, this is what happens. So about yea,
sure always do it in the middle of me telling them story. They don'll
never do it on shit, I don't care about good hearted y'a punishment,
But yeah, so right, they always sing it. Um. You would
think that that would be the end of it. But I had to stay
in the room at that point because the lock wasn't time to shut your hands
up. See I'm being worried, um, because the lock wasn't charged,
so there was no way for me to get in and out, you know,
throughout the night. And she's the only hotel clerk there, and I
felt like that wouldn't have been fair to make her every time I needed to
go in my room, she has to come bring this shit up in order
to let me in the room. So because of the fact that my door
wasn't charged that I usually flip this little lock thing. Um it basically prevents
people from being able to open the door from the outside. I didn't think
about doing that because I'm like, shit, I couldn't even get in my
own motherfucking room, I know, can't nobody else get in here? So
all, my ship is still out. Why do you keep leaving this dick
room unattended? I was back in the hotel working where I was working.
You know you can't get in and you're gonna keep it sposing this poor lady.
These No, I was in the room at this time. I was
in the room, like, damn, Do you at least put them up
before you leave the room. No, you should if you know, somebody
gotta help you get back in here. Put the dick away. Frost of
all, do you know how heavy that motherfuck is? That's why the dick
was swinging in tommy face. I couldn't control it. I couldn't do that.
That's your sh because you keep singing. That's why I brought it up.
Um Mama told me one it's gonna happen. I had to wait to
go to breakfast. That morning happened when, which we should happened. Then
what you're doing? You want to come through? Yeah, you might need
to come through and talk to you and I'll let your boy. Did we
need him to remain silent? And I feel like maybe you can keep him
occupied. You three come on through, yes, twist okay, I'll be
quiet. H Yeah, So the next morning that lady so all her people
antics. She probably did. She probably did hotel right, So one of
the roommates got locked out of her room. I had to open the door.
Guess what I saw. It was a giggle of oh my god.
Morning I had to wait on the next morning, I had to wait on
maintenance to come in for me to go downstairs, no to breakfast. So
I figured the timing takes me to go downstairs get my little breakfast a ship.
He can charge it up for me to be able to get back in
my room. I didn't think about the fact that while I was down there
he was charging it, that he was probably gonna have to test it and
make sure that it worked. Nor could you imagine walking in on that right
and scream the price like us some money? So I ever, ever,
Britt Mimi can't ever get through a damn story? Ever? Ever, you
always get through your stories? No, I don't, And it takes me
a lot. And then because I don't like my voice, don't carry like
wines, I gotta keep like going and starting over and shit. But so
I go back upstairs and I have a late checkout. My late checkout is
not until one, so because my lock wasn't working all night anyway, I
wasn't thinking about the fact that when I finally got there and it was working
to latch the door hilting. The employees are notorious for busting in on you.
Why do you keep out though? Because I was not done, but
you knew you were leaving the room. So what, it's my room,
but they bust unknowns. I usually have the lock on there because of that.
What I'm saying is you can be sitting there and all of a sudden
they'll knock, yeah, and they don't really give you enough fucking time to
answer it. Rais, but he was at keepers. I was definitely a
pensualer or something that. So DC's housekeeping. I'm laying there, I didn't
just recorded a second, you know whatever, and I'm like, all right,
I need a nap, And all of a sudden and I hear but
at this time, Big Daddy have been cleaned up and he's in the suitcase.
So now you have a half torso on the suitcase, so you probably
think I'm damer out here. So that was put up. Everything else was
still out, but I hear I said, I have a late check out
and she opens the door. So it's like, does she not fucking hear
me say I have a late check out? Twice? So she opens the
door, but because of how the room is made, like the okay,
so the bed is here, right, but there's like a corner, so
like when she comes in the door, it's like door kitchen that then you
would have to come this way to come to the bed. But all of
my shit that's here in the main area. So the body's just in the
suitcase here, And she said, oh, oh, I'm sorry. I'm
sorry, I'm sorry, And I'm like, I'm like, I don't know
why y'all don't tell y'all employees that when we have a fucking late checkout and
then they will try to come in, it's like they'd be rushing. I
get it, y'all want to get your rooms clean and shit, but if
checkout is eleven, why the fuck is y'all trying to bust in people's rooms
at nine o'clock. Y'all don't even wait until fucking checkout time to do it.
Niggas couldn't even have breakfast. Where's my Continental breakfast complimentary pada? See
Kayla said, I always latched my hotel doors. Ain't nobody coming nowhere?
See and I do, and I know you right out this Big Daddy take
clarming payments now books. Look, that thing is the best thing, especially
because the way that the um this particular hotel is set up, like how
big stop putting mcphaan comments on the board, stop it stop it the way
that they have uh the size of their ottoman and shit like it's a decent
size side like it fits big Daddy perfectly, so you know, just yep,
and it ain't like he got no legs to dang go off that motherfucker.
So yeah, that that video will be up. I actually I got
I think three scenes three three scenes that I'll be uploading from that. But
I definitely traumatized a lot of hotel employees over the weekend. But it's not
my fault. Why that fault? Why don't you have your fucking door locks
charged? Like I said, like you gotta have a spreadsheet or something like,
Okay, we haven't charged two fifteen since you know, last week's Sunday.
Maybe it's time y'all gotta get a rotation schedule for that man. And
because of the fact that I get um discounts for the rooms, and like
I didn't want to make you know, no smoke for like my referring shit
like I should have. I really really really wanted to cause a scene,
not cause a scene like act of food. But like y'all got to count
me for something because I was basically forced to stay in my room. I
couldn't go in and out as I pleased because I couldn't get the fuck back
in here as the hotel manager out of Like, Bro, you had dicks
out everywhere. I'm made for this motherfucking room. Dicks out in the room,
bro, and control your horrible now okay, speaking of hotel stays,
and I'm the only person that like i'd be cleaning my hotel room, like
I ain't talking about like deep cleaning and ship. But I can't just like
get up and go. No, I'm straightened the bed up, and I
throw all the towels and ship out of the door. Yeah, like I
that group all the towels and had those put together or trashed. Like I
don't leave anything on the Tables's like I have to do yep, And whenever
me and Bade, it's not baga. He was like he was like you.
He was like every time you said you could every time, And I'm
yelling at him and shit, because he's a good chicken eating I don't give
a funk where we go. This Niga is finding some limbs and he likes
swings, and he likes wings with sauce. I like mine playing different because
I don't like the only way that I will eat my wings with sauce on
it is like if they're like grilled or naked. I don't like crispy wings
with sauce because then they're not crispy anymore. I don't like saug you skin,
Nope, nope, I like find me I do. I don't like
how you said even this conversation. Yeah, so so they had um a
little tool. It's just she didn't she didn't know anything about it. But
yeah, KAYLEI, I feel the same. I feel like they do definitely
owe me something for the inconvenience because, like I said, like I couldn't
go in and out as I needed to. Now, what if I had
a different workship, like it could have been anything. So yeah, I
don't like that, but I definitely I do. I have to straighten up
whenever I go to a hotel. I can't just leave it like as is
if I got any soda cans, water bottles, anything that she goes and
the recycling can, like I have to do everything. And I get so
mad at him because he don't care because it ain't his ship. So like
you know hotels have what they have, white tiels. It's like we sit
him here eating he happen. Yes, he's disgusting an animal. He is,
he's a savage dog. Got those bright fluffy white tiles stained with this
mad I was different to say better househus too. I would be so pissed
if I came in this one white person cleaning the room and getting them fucking
niggers. She don't even take it to the large, bag them up,
throw them away. You got everything, And I'd like, why would you
do that? Like as oh, but where the fuck is tone the way?
Like you don't like he's not the producer. I don't know, because
you're saying that I'm just a help. I'm just a help. I don't
know. We have he got the he got the videos down here, You
got the videos down here. But I ain't gonna be hovering all over you
and ship. Oh yes, I can't. I don't have a song for
that one. I can't continue to sing if it's just the end though,
I'm gonna sign't know all the worst that one. Oh you don't know this
is this end there is because I scream recorded that one. That one I
couldn't say because it was in a comment, so I didn't send it to
him. I'm gonna do that shit right now. Yes, Fred, he
does have his britches in a bunch off of my comment. No one,
he's filling away about my comment ches it is, And the fact that you
kind of actually do have on some birches also kind of makes the funny's got
nickerbockers. All you want some? Oh she wants stay? We're doing requests
all stay? Yeah, sorry, d D good dinging ding stand m hm
m. That's my food. That's how I happen to do the music.
Are you serious? Wow? They swear they were outside mark my order clear
and everything. I call him old. Oh yeah, uh yeah, we
was outside my wife. You know, I'm getting a head ache and I'm
saying you baby door dad, only start I love again. I loved be
more than just friend. The sun whis come down stand for wow? What
city y'all? Terence O'Dell say ells, we are in Milwaukee, wiscons Yes,
whiskey the Sherman Phoenix, so greedy student news. Don't keep ruining that
song like that. Please, Kim you can leave sing some joyously preferably stay
No. Yes, Oh she was talking about Kim Blood's new additions, so
I guess she was really just. I mean we could have technically did our
um which is actually BBD. But again, I see from your eye.
Tell me while you cry, remember because while I'm looking for you, I'm
behind it. Okay, I'm back. I had to make my plate,
would you make? What'd you eaven? Keep u what happened? Don't worry
about it? Tell you so the other night I can hate I fucking around
and want to uh separate from now. Please we are a whole vibe.
You just wish. I think you could be down and you can join us
on socially note. Uh where are we spiritual alchemists? Yes, spiritual alchemists?
It's Friday thirty. What y'all singing? I'm too young. I don't
know nan about it? Oh you want I'll study about well, you can't
get me neggd. That's that's might duo music. You don't even gonna know.
Sometimes there's things I just don't want to know, right, I didn't
want all that anything. Let's do a music that's to do a playlist.
Joe is on that ship. They pop up maybe like the phening, but
not that. I mean it might you know how you playlists, it might
pop up. It might pop up. Is that for like the slow stay
still slow? That's what I just said? Is that because I mean for
those out there listening, go ahead and drop your favorite do up music?
So all right, what's your do up tape? Guy on it? What's
what you gotta do? Get them? You want to tell me why you
cry? Girl? I see your eyes. I abologia tell me what to
do to get to you. I know I'm not to blame. The words
wrong to blame and right once we start getting sponsors, we're gonna make ba
chicken, honey butter, corn bread, cabets and turkey sards. Just whoa
keep me cooking? You don't episodes like today? I can understand my tone
makers. Remember I said, I ain't think he edited audio. It's no
for me, the real like like the video he has just bound. There's
a real gap in the area because the story stopped. More gray here because
now you really got to do a job first slowly by Selina Johnson. If
you don't hold on count nah b from an empty stomach, don't sit well
with a human being. I actually right, you used to it, believe
it or not. Well, I'm sorry that took your tacle. Imagine took
your taco builders. One taco about that even that good right taco billars really
shit Taco bell would get the job. But if he said we was out
there, then you can bring my ship back exactly what I said. Oh,
he wasn't out that he was at home right because the way because the
fact that I called, they was surprised. Don't get cut off. This
is I got a re order. It supposed to be looking for a video.
Oh this kim this song, this that song sound but that's what it's
that's serving Its perfect, okay. Ever been like fucking and you ain't you
ain't gotta paid, you ain't gotta pay subscription to your music program like but
no, how not but know how come on while you sucking oh oh oh
Riley oh and then go back to the song he's sucking up my whole group.
Thank you. You're not trying to bring my ad lives in me like
you still you say stop left me play with your body. A story behind
that almost kidnapped off of that. Bye m Bye the Nigga. By Bye
the Nigga. Who's saying shit? Yeah for real, go tonight. Yeah,
I'm going to be freaky with you. I got pictures and everything show.
This is the damn show. We're all part of the show now.
Mark Chambers one twelve Sweet Love, Yeah, Okay, I got my son
Unfortune was the first one twelve album. Do I Take Kayla Taylor? They
do their own stunts here, Yes, we do, we do, Yes,
that's all. We gotta cut down on famous like please Okay my track
We're holding the show together here my track, Okay, playlist, that's what
I'm talking that's hers. Oh yeah, that's okay. That was on.
That was on my bad. I played that on. I played that on.
Uh Conversations with Coca Yea. She was a guest. Obey, I
keep laughing Freaking me by Jamie Fox Top five is the first time a dasher
has never called me. That's how it doesn't tell it. You know about
the house because we got constructions. They'll call like, hey, man,
where I gotta leave? Real? I mean he did technically come in like
I was here. I brought everybody in this bation. What SERTA send them?
I definitely will. Wait, what do you send the pictures from when
I almost got oh no, so you missed the part of the story I
was saying almost, don't say no, just say yes. So, yeah,
I really got some real music. This ain't the one say y'all really
be sucking the music? Yeah, in the background. Hey, those are
those ports at being in the background when they had to take me in the
background and he'd be like a little mermaid you plan on the TV, and
it made it harder to eddie sh all right, Well that's that's a whole
different that's a whole different reasons. If you out here making love. If
you're out here making love is making live. I think it wasn't necessarily because
I wanted to hear the music because I didn't want to. Okay, you
know how like like how your stomach gurgle at the wrong time and like shit
like that that sounds bad. Yeah, you're playing games with that, you're
playing Jedi mind tricks. With us to keep us talking and not singing.
Okay, all right, yeah, well we asked for the du up song,
So there you all go. Y'all still say do up? I do?
And that's why you're almost fifty video. I'm so mad. She almost
got she almost got did up. I lost my Virginia watching dude, where's
my car? That's a whole new meaning to that. All right, Brett,
I need you to make better life choices. Music make you zone.
Now. I feel like you're making the video show to don't have me find
the beat. Don't have me find the beat. Smack to the smack to
the Snare you a wild boy? The high hat start hitting it because that's
the music for move. Are you beat boxing? Nah? That's you baby,
you are a wild boy. It was a real I can't even car
hearing music. Well fucking My reasoning was so no one can't. Yeah that's
true, boy. That's when you have a house full of people, but
you know when you have music playing. That one was wild because okay,
so, and it's definitely deleted because my uncle's the one who shared it.
But when Wine said he might as well wipe his ass with the child,
there was this lady on Facebook live. And you know when she on Facebook
live, that's fucking live. So she was talking crazy. No, I
wasn't cutting door dash out. They didn't, Fine I had. I definitely
went over there. In text from Tom Fonda, uh so, Dr Linda,
you thieven a little bitch, You thieven a little bitch. If you
if you know jer Linda a door dasher in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, jur Linda.
If you know jer Linda, a door dasher in Milwaukee, Wisconsin,
that bitch out here stilling food. Niggas is hungry in the studio. There's
only one month in the world named jer Linda. You know, Oh that
is j e R l O n d A. Her daddy. Her daddy
name was Jerry. Jared was Jeremy okay old, so Jeremy was the name
for that time. And then of course everybody was Linda or yo yo sure
spell again Jerry and yo yea spell again j e R. Because the one
I pulled up on Facebook, I'm like, I don't know if that's her,
but if if you know your Linda who door dashes in Milwaukee, tell
that bitch run that taco bell right because she's gonna probably do something to that's
like, you know what, on second thought, I hope that shit blow
your motherfucking asshole apart apart, No, it ain't my stomach like y'all,
I gotta the ground beef yet, Nigga Keisha said my notes gonna say,
if I don't get my food, I'm turning your ass every which way,
but loose, turn them a loose old Negro spiritual right now. Yeah,
that shit, it's fucking wild. Um. Okay, let's said her name
might be Keyky on Facebook. You know what, I love the comment people.
Yeah, that that's who I found. That was the first result,
and that was the only one from what I saw, that was the only
one that looked like they lived here. That's definitely sound like a Southern name.
Somebody lived in Houston exactly. Yeah, that's why I don't think it's
too many here in Milwaukee that was like Houston. But no, So anyway,
Um, this lady was on Facebook Live. Yes, yes, yeah,
it's like hey something, yeah, so so this lady was on Facebook
Live and on Facebook Lit like she's going off and like you know when,
first of all, you know why motherfucker's going around saying my pussy and my
ass, thinking blah blah blah blah blah, like, first of all,
I'm a big clean bitch and all this other kind of shit, I use
it. And she had like, you know, the little wipes and ship
the little wet wipes, and she was like, uh, I used one
of these whenever I First of all, she said, one of these.
I caught that should I use one of these every time I go blah blah
blah blah blah, I wipe my ass right here on this camera. And
she took one and she wiped her ass with it. It didn't go the
way she thought, and that camera stopped so quick. No, no,
And I'm so mad because I know, I'm like, dude, what the
fuck? I scream recorded it because I knew that it was gonna disappear like
she had a real dudo. Yes hey. And somebody in the comments was
like, hey, she really got in that motherfucker too, because you see
how it ripped apart when she pulled it out. Yo, that is just
beyond And she might as gonna shut down her social media now find it,
That's what I'm saying. It was like, uh, she's done. Never
to be heard from again, yo, that people will go through to prove
some shit and destroy your reputation at the same time on a lot. Now,
now, look, this is a thing for me. I don't know,
but I mean once this on the internet, yea, and yeah,
and my uncle uncle Carl shared it. He was like, I think I'm
Facebook friends with your uncle. I think I'm Facebook friends with your uncle.
I know how that happened. Talk inappropriate. Oh, I'm already talking about
my uncle. No, I found it. I found it, y'all,
stop at m. It must it must be no, because it was on
uncle But I had to scroll down to the post where he shared it.
And you know when in the comment when people post videos in the comments,
it don't just let you save them. Yeah, so you gotta scream record
that ship and I hate that. I'm watching right now now. Can we
get it on the bench? Grem No, it's not it's not in the
gallery. Comments have said that we don't need to see it. We believe
you, fans, trust you chose it ain't wing back on the first time.
I remember that was the reason why you didn't sent it. No,
it was the reason was we weren't trying to see all that we we we
get surprised with a lot of shit you did that that was a good one,
I do. Finally I get one. It's been it's been no I
um, y'all know, I do only fans that only fans has a live
option. I have never been so like against going live even just doing porn
because it's like one of the porns that I saw when I was on House
Arrest, it was called the Nugget. It was a clip no um remember
ebombs World and ship It was a clip on e Bombs World called the Nugget
And I was like, why is it called the nugget? But she had
like ain't no bees or whatever, and she was like pushing them out and
then like a poop nugget popped out, just a doodoo ball. Must do
all though, But yeah, I UM, I don't like doing live only
thing because it's like there are a lot of things that people are into,
you know, people like pissing, that like doo doo, that like farting,
like like they pay for farting video. They do a lot of ships.
But I don't want it to be a point where it's like I'm doing
a video and I can't edit out of poop because sometimes, you know,
I put them them legs up in that thigh touched the bottom of my stomach,
and you know, I might feel a little pressure, might feel a
little pressure. I want to be able to do that, and I have
to worry about damn, bro, I can't delete that, don't Anything can
happen on camera. My wig can slip it. It can be anything,
literally anything. The very first time me and Real Star recorded, my wig
came off. He ain't care, but it was funny because it's like,
now, imagine if that was lie here, I am getting banged out in
the stocking cap. I know. I mean if you would, but if
you would have put your wig on, that might have more you know,
entertaining. It was this motherfucker's brand new back then, I think I don't
want to fight you. See fuck you gr Linda. Hey, that's the
name of this episode and I'm not even playing. Fuck you your Linda.
That's the name of this episode. And I'm so serious. It was two
or have you have to tell tone one hundred thousand times what the name of
the episode is. My two hundred episode was the most important fucking episode and
it don't even have a name too. I don't know what the fuck he
put because if you don't give me your name in the beginning when it tags
it everywhere, it tagged it, whatever the hell it is, that's not
true. Because I've given you the name at the beginning, you still didn't
put it on a lot. I'm just telling you why that will Happenstimes,
if you don't give the name in the beginning when we go live, whatever
is up there is what's up there? Said the name alone. I know
she still fries. Wow, that is a wild thing. We only got
seven minutes. Hey, look, I honestly feel like if you order from
five guys, you might as well just let me get them bottom of the
bad fries. Bro. I think if I order five guys, like I
take my ship and just get a dash to the bat out here. Bro.
Yeah, like Brian, you know, just here, just take them,
just take you, just take the jelly bean has actually started um because
jelly bean, you know, fries and the air frier and um, she
has been taken the um like the steak seasoning and sprinkling it on the frozen
steak fries and putting that shit in the air frier. That ship been slapping.
I was like, I was like Eve been on TikTok er because whenever
they do something food, I automatically think that it's gonna be up. That's
a fancy ham sandwich. Oh yeah, looking at these address and she definitely
stole it. What about when when you what about when you queff? We're
about the queafit? Yeah, when you when you're hitting, you hit it.
When when you're hitting from the back of the air is getting built up
back there is that if I pulled it during sex, I die. Um.
What's funny is I've talked the story on the poppet for but one of
one of our childhood friends, Like, there was this guy and while she
was riding them, she put it on his ball and she just kept going.
But you just keep on, just act like she didn't happen. Man.
Vibration, Man, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
You know it could have been warm though, you know how were you pulling?
You said it would be extra one that should be run as fus be
extra warm, like because you were sitting on your boot as you boot.
I don't thought you said when you were sick. I was like I do
with the temperature of a boot. Okay, you said when you sitting there,
sitting down, your poot might be extra one when you say, I
definitely quick before you If you ain't, you ain't living. Yes, okay,
let me stop the banner. It was so funny because like the very
first time that I quick, Oh my god, the amount of it,
the amount of explaining you like you know, because you don't most of us
when we started fucking, we didn't know everything about sex. Most of your
motherckers don't know everything now because I'd be seeing a lot of Facebook posts and
I'm like, you have a pussy, how do you not? No?
You know? But I'm sitting here like, dude, I did not poop,
Like I don't know what the fuck that was. I did not poop.
And he didn't know what the fucking quef was either, because he was
kind of looking at me standing I'm like, do you smell anything? Like
trust me if I pooted, you know, And I felt like me saying
that didn't make it no better, like at all, Like fucking booty bitch
to be called the fucky booty bad all right now? Think and as bitches.
First of all, what's wrong, period, I get right with y'all.
Motherfucker's period, Okay, okay, bitch, because motherfucker's want to sit
around and hold up though, So somebody's gonna sit around and sell the next
motherfuck my ass think my coochie's thing? What type of shit off? Y'all?
On? First of all, I'm a big clean bit y'all. Okay,
and you yeah, you can't fight facts, okay, because I wipe
my eye for one of these every time I go to the bathroom. Okay,
you can't fucking fight facts, all right? Uh, this is fucking
wishing, call it, bitch. I wipe my eye for motherfucking Facebook.
Okay, fuck out of here. Got stupid ass bitches, stupid ass motherfucker.
This is it? Yeah. Oh but it's movement so slow though.
What's good? We're gonna see like spectrum right now. I think it might
be the video quality period. Yeah. When I scream recorded, it plays
fine because me and Syrica was over here watching it, see me. I'm
so glad it stopped because it was about to get bad. It's about to
go down, oh Chris, right, kaylor it was guy's hand speaking of
which we thought down. Wow, we get up, we down, we
get up good sane. Yeah, see how about you like that? Hey,
we need this nigga page. I'm gonna take a video a week off
his page because now looks now he's scrapping with a nigga with no legs.
I hate, y'all. What the hell, y'all? He the town?
Look at dude? You know how did you get clear body? And he
kicked them with the with the stomp? All? Why is he kicking on
with the stomp? No? Let me play it, won't let me share
it. Sorry. I just watched the nigga get washed by another dude with
no legs and he was kicking them with this um with the stumps. Hey,
man, Torso's raining supreme over here. My dude, this one,
you know what? But that one was pink though, so that's a little
different. I don't know. I think it's curly here. You sure you
one like mixed with them? It's possible. It could be a little drake
situation going on. What. I don't think a white boy would have had
no skill like to takedown like that's your nasty ass think and ass bitches.
First of all, what's wrong? Period? I get right with y'all motherfucker's
period. Okay, okay, bitch, because motherfucker's want to fit around and
hold up though, So if somebody's gonna fit around and fell the next motherfucker
my ass think my coochie's thing. What type of shit of y'all? On?
First of all, I'm a big clean bit y'all. Okay, and
you can't you can't facts, okay, because I wiped my eyes for one
of these every time I go to the bathroom. Okay, you can't fucking
fight facts, all right, Uh, this is fucking wishing call, bitch.
I wipe my eyes for motherfucking Facebook. Okay, fuck out of here,
y'all. Stupid ass bitches, stupid ass motherfucker. No, no for
some um why it's so hard. We'll be back. We'll be back after
these messages online, Like she didn't do a test room first, like she
couldn't been all right, I'm gonna gone here pop this ship, but make
sure you know I ain't got no ship, right, Like she couldn't have
easily be like, you know, put a little best leaning her face and
make it look like she was sweating or something, like she had a long
day and didn't win wipe the rest she had just watching. She ain't go
she ain't gonna take a hole. Okay, oh hold on. Can we
have to have a moment of silence right now? But you can't. We're
back now. You want a moment to sign it, you want a moment
of silence. I'm talking about what I was telling my goddamn story. You
wouldn't be in silent then, motherfuckers. So I don't talk about your mom
in the silence. I was playing background the story Ni Nick Abi, Yeah,
I saw. I talked the story about you know how she had a
dagon was coming soon? Hotel chronicles with Niki Walker because I was using them
because first of all, wine, you don't just put away the dicks.
You have to sanitize and clean the dick. You don't just put the dicks
away, you have to clean him and ship first. There is no bathtub,
and I wouldn't just a raw dog the fucking shower floor with my dicks.
YO, turn the shower, wish it around. So I did have
to hold it up and wash him down. Though, like big Daddy,
I had to something. No, I didn't feel like I was jagging him
a little bit too much. With the soap though, But you gotta you
know, he got a mushroom tip. You gotta really get under that.
Look. I don't want bv Okay, the slightest thing throws me off.
So I have to make sure shit is really clean. So you know,
I'm like, I have to fully rub them down now because of the material,
they'll get gummy. So you have to dust it. But you know
how you thought that it was ashy when we first took it out the No,
but that's what I'm saying. It's supposed like you have to dust it
with the powder to keep the material from being gummy and sticky. How she
was remember that, oh, when I accidentally glaved the dick in your face?
She was asking if you were I was listening. I'm looking at the
comments. I'm doing my job over here. That I was like mud,
but the colored mud, but mud but sitting I'm trying to say she didn't
feel squoshy when she walked hotels or hotels, hotel, she didn't feel squishy
when she talk about her hotel story. That's what I mean reading shold you
we would. I can't read they're talking. It's gonna be a minute where
this is gonna be too many. Damn, please stop. Yeah, but
you can't just stop using dick and then put it away right away. And
because I was actively filming content, I had to keep stuffing out, so
every hole had one. When you use a plate for one meal, right,
do you immediately wash it and put it up or do you put it
in the sink and then when you hungry again and you go get the bowl
and use that bowl, do you wash the bowl right away or do you
put it in the synk with the plate until you were ready to wash everything
collectively? That's a bad analogy. I'm just saying because something depending on what
I'm eating, I'm eating out of one bowl. I had one bowl,
one cup, and I'm eating out of that all day because i hate washing
dishes, so I'm trying to minimize on washing dish. And it's not a
bad analogy because you just said that you're keeping that one thing out to eat
it all day. No. No, when I go eat the second man,
I washed the ball out. It is what I'm saying. So again,
how many dicks are you using at a time, because if you only
use if you only use it one dick when you got done with the one
dick. You could have went and washed the one dick and put it away
and then left the room. First of you got a gaggle of dicks?
Are you just first of all I have? First of all I have,
I have two holes and a clarterist. You only got two hands. Well,
depending on which toy it is, it moves on its own. Look
I'm saying say so. One of my favorite podcasts is starting an attempt segment
where they review only fans pages. Guess whose page I'm sending. I can't
wait to see what they say. Put your press is good press? Right?
Drop a new ship? Yeah yeah, because like before, like with
me having to stop and everything, like all of my ship was long,
full length, unlocked. They don't have to pay for extra shit washing toys.
Is how the video girl feel about her tissue. She wanted to save
her tissues so she wipes on today. See. I knew it was gonna
be a problem when I looked at the size of her legs and ass,
and she said, I use one of these every time I go. I
don't even got to ask she got and I have to use more than one
of anything. Absolutely that was her hair, and she really contested that her
ass stick her phone. So here, here's my thing now. I told
y'all on way back on an earlier episode that one day I was wiping my
ass after taking the ship, and anybody that I know of anyway you're wiping
look because you you know, you're checking. And upon doing that, I
was like, Bro, there are people's breath that really smelled just like this,
Like I like, I used to think like people was just like you're
not just talking like being funny with like dog breath smell like shit, No,
that's what it really. It's like, Bro, somebody breath really smelled
like this. So I want to know how it is that she wiped her
ass and before she even got to unfolding it, when she brought that win
around, Howard didn't know like how her hand as a damn ship broa ass,
No, I'm god ass and the thought brother smelling like real crazy yeah,
and I'm sitting because someone I'm like, bro, I'm like, it's
really people breath that smell identical. What do you have to eat to it's
more than that, look, because I mean it's one thing, like you
know, if it's like a rotten tooth for you know, you know,
sh people actually going on, but like, what has to happen for your
mouth to smell like the feces gummy bear? And then that ship was so
strong it's stained. The metal on the mic. Wipe to the tissue was
pink. You don't They're gonna wipe to your asshole. Bro, I've done
that, I have done you got it? He just said I would be
on a plane to Africa because no, right and now, because you know
people screen records. Shit, she you can't lip damn. Then I displayed
it for but you can't live that down right? Are you? Are you
helping you? I didn't tell her to go you know, fucking chocolate factory
online? Is she? R? Kellaers? Though? Pretty much I want
your food. Your life won't be the same when you get a whiff I'm
hearing about. Um, don't get ready for that that green video. So
I was talking about I want to do a group field trip. Now,
um, hostially awkward crew you know, and listeners are definitely welcome to join.
But I really really really want us to go on a group field trip.
I mean, we were talking about doing an arcade anyway, right,
go ahead and play that green video. We're going on a trip for rocket
ship. Feel better now I have a doctor. I like video, right,
Yeah, but it's not not that easy over here because ain't no mouse?
Why isn't that moving? They got a mouse? Okay, green one,
you're done, so you're not about to break all of our stuff.
Hey, cal said, how you an adult and don't know how to wipe?
And they make extra large wipes, do they? I never knew that.
Yeah, for those big shitty moments. I never knew that. No,
just from bigger cheeks. No, it's for those big shitty moments,
for the old people. That's it's an adult wipes. It's for the for
the big shitty moments. But you big cheek heathas have taken them because they're
easier. What moments? And I make sure I will never have one of
the those moments in my life. No, I don't know you remember this
moment? But would you be in the Samsun owner? You remember when the
VRS first came out? Right? Yeah? Ok? Do you remember the
day, because you remember I was still working at Samson when they first dropped.
Everybody was just so oh the occulus. But I'm like, bro,
we we've been had that. Do you remember the day when I brung it
over by the house and we let Monte use it. Oh you put that
scary one. It was because when you first but it first starts, it
was just regular you when you walking in the hallway, you in the room,
you're just doing regular stuff. But what Bro did, though, was
the bitch was behind him the whole time, so he's just an oo and
on about like, oh man, dog, I can look up here,
I can look there. And he turned around. He was like, oh
shit, I feel like when you put a v our handsled on you go
into it like this is not real. This is not real. This is
not real. Some houshold ship still scared the fun out you think. I
mean, it depends on what you got because some of the can you imagine
like doing VR on mushrooms. I would not. I wouldn't because that that
underwater one. Sorry, I mean I'm gonna be high, so I mean
well, I said, man, that was the funnest fuck. My fan
went to a group one and I almost passed out. My brother was like,
girl, that's not me chasing you shoot back. It depends on what
you because I was in one that was like American gladiators. Uh, I
did the Horn of the Haunted House one and I want I want to do
something where like all of us like as a group, like we go in
togethering shit. But um, that's definitely something that I like as a group
because we we had fun, like we all went, you know, and
we all played laser tag. And that was when I ran into that was
the one with lazy held up. I had walked, but I hit the
wall so hard. I don't know what the fund happened, but I just
turned around him rests back. We all did go that one because that's the
one that had the balcony one. That's when Kim was hiding in the crevice
shooting from I said, you know that with us that Nigga does have a
trigger finger. He got he hiding these points in it. I just imagine
getting took out a laser tag by Nigga whose head looked just like this.
You know, time you got to reevaluate chill life. Did them kids came
in in the U Kim said, I did. Where I was flying from
building the building fell right over on the floor. Now, one thing about
me is I don't think I could handle one with like with with heights because
even it, I mean it's not even VR, like it's not three to
nothing. Just me watching certain videos like on Facebook. It instant, like
I get butterflies in my stomach and my booty hole. Do like this one
time your booty hole actually closes. No, it wasn't, That's what I'm
saying. So that's why I don't think I could handle heights in VR,
because I can't even like watch like you know how people have go pros and
they might, like me testing like a new roller coaster or like if they
bungee jumping and ship and it's like just seeing it, it gives me butterflies
in my stomach and my bootyhole just they literally put us in its Damn.
It's the movie where they climbed this climb this big ass pole for no fucking
reason. Oh Fall, that's the movie I said I had. Yeah,
that was just that was funny at the end because I was like, damn,
what the twist? No Ruby Chicken when he was when they kept showing
on him like night Shamalan, Ye, what the twist? This dog always
doing that shit. I was watching this movie to day called blind Spotting.
It's in a movie or a show. No, No, the movie is
the show is like the sequel to the movie, and they actually really do
go together. Everybody's in the boat up. So I went back and watched
the movie and whatnot, and there's this scene where the white dude goes into
a barber shop ran by Tshakamby to all people, and Dog is selling like
beauty supply stuff and he's going on, he's great, seals me. She
almost made me buy when I'm watching the damn movie and then she's like,
you know what, And I don't like to be tricked. I don't like
to be fool. That's why I don't like scary movies. Fuck them.
Fuck him nice Shamala. And then you hear somebody in the back of your
fuck dog in his twists, m sham yeah, he'd be awesome. Sh
like this nigga worse than Law and Order. Man change his name. Secondly,
Law and Order every episode has a twist because who you think did it?
Within thirty minutes you're gonna find it. That's not who did it.
And the other Law and Orders is really white. The best one is SVU.
That's the only one worth watching. I tried watching Lawn Order, Criminal
into Boom Order, just lawn Order, Boom they brought they brought a dog
bag his ship Boom fuck out of here. You'll take yeah, bro,
weakest, I don't like you. The only time that show cracking is when
they do the crossovers. So that way s VU be on his show is
VU might be on like Chicago PD. That's when shit really crack. They
do crossover episodes because it's all on NBC. You might be right. I
am right. I watched the show, Bro. I'm sorry, but like
Nigga Crime travels, motherfucker Nica might do a crime in New York and then
leave to Chicago. That's that's the only way you get the story right,
because I not like Chicago Fire in Chicago PD, do like a mega crossover
and they'll come bye. Law Order. SV would like Chicago PD because like
niggas to do crime in Chicago and then go fuck off of being New York
somewhere. They do that shit on the Rookie too, right, and it's
all under NBC, So it's like how they used to do it back in
the day. When like Steve I go to show up on like four House
for no fucking reason. Why are you here like dog because he launched himself
off his show. He laid it in Wisconsin, had to work his way
back down to Chicago. And that is how he was on every episode of
TGI Friday one day for real exactly why so, I mean we on top
of a lawn order SVU. Anyway, now, before I start this though,
um, I just want to say, we just had this conversation last
week about niggas and the smile shit. So when I'm leaving Chiba Hut,
I asked, guys, I was helping the customer her and I said,
and I was like, oh wait, no, can't tell you that,
all right, that's a bad thing. I can't tell you the smile.
And I'm just like sam around smile. And I think I was so distraught
about them possibly seeing, you know, my body on the table. I
wasn't thinking about it. But so on top of niggas, you know,
telling us how to smiles, on top of niggas just randomly telling us to
smile. We know how niggas get handsy, but our permission. When you
went the club, they automatically assume that they have the right to touch you
because you were shaking ass or in a nightclub. I like this idea.
Can we can we pull up the video with the ass cheek in it?
Please? I feel like women should start doing this to niggas who touched them
in the club without permission as ship. Yeah, I don't know what order
is. I mean a booty cheek sound. It's the very first video I
sent you today though. That's when you feel you can't go on, come
on in smile it's you and me. Hall knows go all these got some
slaps seven smile. White people will be at my job be so shocked when
I start playing certain songs and I know when I get the plan, can't
go for that. Um niggas in the club do not touch me? And
they go touch me and hold up put this okay, s don't go Stanner
that go hey, this is stone Coaster. I really feel like that's what
we just need to start doing the niggas. What if yo yo, goofy
something. Put you on the bosky, Now you're on the ford. Nelson
trying to give a MoU a stone cold stunning. He ain't gonna expect it,
so it was gonna be too quick. Point my point exactly high.
Bitch. I watched wrestler too gets you with a crossroads. I saw that
earlier, and I'm like, damn, I really wish that back when I
was partying. Shit, I thought about that stunning nigga. Right the club
shatters. Oh my fucking chin, I said, some man have that bad.
I hate when me and touch your waist to get around you or grab
your arm. Don't touch me. You can't if you're in a tight space.
It's a lot like man, because it's like you don't know if you
should have the front of you or the back of you, because you're like
either way. It's just like it's about I'm already a big man. You
see me walking your but it's like here's the thing. It was like,
here's the thing, so yeah, right, but it's like, you know,
you're trying to get by and shit, and you know that you don't
have to touch me in order to go by. You can ship me right
along, you know, and turn your dick the other way, but you
don't gotta like, you don't gotta put your meat on my butt and grab
my waist to get by. Excuse me, really hard they so you just
go dragging, just dragged dick across my crack, bro, I wouldn't want
That's probably the best answer. I wish at the time that shit perfectly like
a nigga do that and I could just release like the most vibrating is poop,
right, Because if you are Creed, then lot of times I tell
your daddy and creed and if your daddy agreed, his daddy wasn't creed.
And your uncle probably raped people. So you come from a long so you
come from a long line of fucked up individuals. My MoMA ain't know who.
You come from a long line of fucked up people, so there's probably
no hope for you. And then and then when you birth the kid,
your kid gonna be out here fucked up because you don't know how to teach
them right fro around because nobody touched up goofy ass right from around. And
that's how you have those fucked up family trees. And then there are women
who go out in the world knowing that these niggas are them, and they
give them babies, and then we create more. It's like it's like a
cycle of fun the humans. Yeah, that's pretty pretty much eyegrass. And
then and then that that's the mama who'll be on Facebook like, why y'all
shooting my son because your son was out here abusing women, so she put
one in his eyes. Touch our purpose and the amount of times we have
been improperly touched on purpose and bars is crazy, absolutely, and just being
grabbed in general, like you don't got to grab my whole arm to try
to get my attention the whole arm, Yes, my whole arm, Like
why are you grabbed my whole arm? Like from the shoulder on the people's
elbows text and then try to say you're skinning the soft the fuck? Get
a compliments on and maybe it made buy some body, but hey, women
do that shit too every stage, where'd he touch you? Tommy show,
slide By grab dick on God like women of Perverse two they are apparently last
night we were women watching time to get a rest for two weeks taking the
draws off. You're buk I was. I was hoping that that was just
for show purposes. I really hope my man's not going through Are you really
going through this? Brow? You really feeling on the comfortable a time?
No? I'm serious, Like when you out happened like that, it ain't
especially like I definitely back trying to get past if it's somebody ain't ain't tight.
That part why I've lost my passion of bar team. I don't want
to be grabbed or touched. Everybody keep their hands to this though. Yeah,
and they're problem solved, honestly, Like when you're about to walk by
one of these, definitely, I don't know nothing to do that. Does
that? He like, I'm trying to get right, because that's all I
want to That's what I'm saying. You can shoot me on by. You
don't gotta put your hands on my waist and ship. Have you seen the
story that's going around about the football player to one? Okay? So so
like they got footage of the walking like in the household like the ranger,
Oh yeah, that was that was on the doctor for to that nigga.
Oh, let's not forget about your boy Trey Songs, who don't know how
to keep his mother fucking hands to himself. Ten million dollars later, now
he's being sued. Can we the first time somebody went after him for that?
Can we get Tray Songs out of here? Last last time we had
and saw him, he had a fucking so good curl or something that was
weird. We got Chris Brown, we got like we're good on R and
B niggas right now, we got a few got we gotta know like it's
some new niggas coming nigga shot right, you know we Tray Song is really
not that like he got a few slaves, but he really not that great
of a same like, do we really need to? I would bring Lloyd
so here. So here's the thing. Here's the thing, Tray Songs,
Tray Songs is not a singer. He's a hit maker. But for hearing
me out. But when you look at a lot of the people that we
like, really praised on music, a lot of R and B niggas can't
fucking sing music. Sold y'all keep sweating, don't do that. Don't sweat.
That's true. He can't sing. But but what exactly, But what
I'm saying, what I'm saying, what I'm saying is and when we look
at R and B like as a whole, like from now to even going
back when we were kids, a lot of fucking R and B artists were
trash when it came to vocals, but they knew how to make shit sound
good. TLC bro TLC is a group who was really singing in that motherfucker
but TLC was hot. Hey, Keith Sweat put on a hell of a
show, but he got in the glass of tequila. He be sweating artist
Bridge. I don't understand, right, because there there's a Trey had a
lot of something like a lot of shit that's not even like on the radio.
Trey got some hints he's just he's not a fucking singer. But I'm
used to that because when I go back and like, dude, motherfuckers it
was really jamming to as kids. They could not sing. That shit just
fucking sounds and sound like she just fucking woke up. But we ate that
shit up. But I'm just saying though, I mean, I get it.
I said about all the time. I don't think she's been involved in
anything in all the years that he's been. No situation, the controversy,
they said he was ghost right or he had a ghost right now, anything
sexual, I mean, don't be two big things. When he wasn't got
ain't violating, ain't violating No, No, that was just no, he
ain't never did that shing like that. But he's linked a whole bunch.
Look at the type of Usually Drake Drake is a pillow talking, sneak dissent
that was texting young girls or something like that. Drake Drake is steer your
bench. That shit about him texting Drake behind your back and didn't you write
there we go. Didn't you write a song about how he did it?
And he pillow talked the whole song? Did Nick leave Nikka tell you why
she hate Drake? Damn? Did Drake come to the hotel and sh come
on, tell you fuck Aubrey quick? Drake the Drake, the type of
nigga will be like, oh, he sent you here, let me fly
you there. He bought you this. I can get you a bigger one.
I look at this fucking French braids to the back course sign not the
middle row, rapping about how he be sneak talking. It's so crazy,
and niggas be like, yo joke the hardest rapper ever. I didn't say
you, I'm just saying that for me. I mean, I mean we're
here now as far as from like going back from then until now. Who
are some r and b artists that you like? All right, they can
make some ship, But these motherucker really don't be singing because Sereda already said
music. Yeah, the Weekend beyest, I can't say any word for damn
that is a lot the Weekend can definitely say. I don't feel like she's
the fucking Holy Grail of singers because there are a lot of women that you
don't out sing her. She's not worth the church going after her like they
do, you know, like the weekend time, Well he's not the Weekend.
No where his name he like able? Now my dog went by his
name canan Abel or something like that. I think I can't think anybody able.
Tesla can't sing, yeah, and some actually people who can to a
degree, Like she's not the best. Look she got unifor local pass cancer.
J Loo j Loo definitely cancing wine. He doesn't sound good live at
least Je can't stand up. That's the video. Everything perception like did he
have a cup like where you're doing the joint? He got? He got
legs like baby dry? Yes, this is this is the not popular response.
But Mary J. Blie's gotta warm up to actually sound good live.
So I literally got a warm up. So I felt like she sounded better
back then than now now she's just older. Whenever they did her lifetime achieving.
One time when she was out there, I can't remember where, sure
it was, she sounded terrible. I was halfway through the shop. I
was like, all right, she sounding good now. But she started off
like what's going on with Mary? She ain't sounding good? Man? John
B can't sing live? No got live? Listen right? And I mean
Robert can't keep himself out of trouble. You no, you can't, but
you can sing now, you know what you know? One I say like
Elia was my girl. But Elia wasn't no saying can't sing. She was
whisper singing. Lona can sing. I'm not a fan of She was not
a vocalist. You know. The character was just here last weekend at Nobody
says she can't sing? Heyles said, John B sounds great live, just
saw him m hit her miss Yeah, Cam said, I never thought Mary
could really sing what she was blessed with hits and she got a show.
Motherfucker's hide. They singing with a great performance. If you have a great
performance and transitions, you keep me, you know, entertaining, right,
that's what you hear. You hear the entertainment and most of the said,
if you got hits, most of the songs you singing anyway, you ain't
leaving listen to them singing. But I'm saying, when when you really look
at like groups and ship back then, Motherfucker's to me was y. Motherfucker's
to me was just most of the R and B groups back then to me
was just getting by. But then you had a like WV where motherfuckers was
actually blowing. You know who sings perfectly perfectly, that's all let us see.
Let us see is a lot of people perfect She sounds just like she
do on the fucking record. You think she lips Marsha Marsha's cold is yeah,
Shanty is the lead. They can't go too hot. I'm so mad
that let See came and nobody told me she was coming. Was she here?
No, not anymore? Nick Cannon took that out. Yeah, but
see, I'm more focused on like who used to get a lot of hype
but really couldn't sing back there? Mm hmm, like they had to hit
singing music, but it was like voice wise, niggas really should have just
been like exactly what I'm Let me go back to the R and B singers.
I'm going to my Spotify list. Look, Black m Camel said,
maya, okay, what about Cisco? No that I'm still mad at that
fucking video of Unleash the Dragon. The Dragon. Oh, motherfucker's love that
Adena Howard song. That song is she cannot fucking sing song. Hey,
listen to the vocals and that ship you said the bar duke zine, but
the rest was trash. Wait what are we talking about. We're talking about
Drew Hill. Oh, I don't know what not five you're talking about little
gig against y'all. Keep me just you guy who tried to kidnap you,
because that leaves Cisco alone a nope, because first of all, he wasn't
hitting them notes and second of all, this nigga ran out on two bitches
in the bed, total concern. Oh whoa, whoa wait a minute.
They couldn't. They had hit That's why Keisha left them, and they got
mad when she wouldn't start that other group with other R and B singers.
Three l W the little holes could see and then stick of tired Parma.
Okay, here's one for y'all. Keim Brandy sing yes, yeah, yes,
that don't like Brandy Brandy. Yeah, I feel like niggas just be
hating on brand people used to. It's kind of like the R and B
version of Nikki and Cardi. It was Monica and Brandy. Niggas felt like
they had to pick size. So a lot of Monica fans felt like they
had to shoot on brandy singing ability. But Brandy, Brandy canuck sing.
If you were looking at her singing on Cinderella with Whitney Houston, they that
was That's a phenomenal as Michelle will Giams never sounded good. I don't remember
because they got tired of looking for new people. Yeah, the only reason
you hear is because Tanya Randall got pregnant and decided not to come. That
were dumb recruiter that I just thought the girl got to beat her ass right
by them. I would have beat her ass right by the lockers. Don't
be a friend, you boy. Back then, you did not have to
know how to sing to have hits and what people consider classic song. That
video makes because Keith Sweat is considered one of the fucking greats, and that
nigga sound like he needed fucking suit of fit he is. You are so
like Bro talking about Keith Sweat needed a humidifier, like I just no Candangelo
sing? Or is he justly or is he a pre Is he a precursor
to Drake because he was really like a thug r and b ass nigga who
just found his lane over here talking about weed and bitches. He's the He's
the breakthrough. Yeah, okay, what about Johan just lit this nigga really
wrote a song about ay if I get shot me streets one moment. Last
time I saw Joe, he was looking real bad because my mama love him.
She had a fucking uh is that? Is that a mental what the
we used to have over the fireplace? Yeah? Do it kind of flight.
I don't even think that fireplace is real, Bro. Most of the
time it's imitation. But no, she she had a fucking autograph pictures right
like she used to love dog Anthony Hamilton. I got one for you,
could Calice sink No, I hate you so much right now. She had
a caught out there, She had a song none that wasn't caught out there.
It's the other one she wanted, the video where she takes herself apart.
I don't know that she did Milkshack and um I got vocals for ODB.
She also did vocals for Phillies Most Wanted. Yeah, I feel like
back in the day, if you bought it for real, be you got
a plice feature. That's the way it was when marriage Alicia Keys sounds like
that's that's what happened to him right there. Now, that's why happened when
you put that woman first. Don't know what, I don't know. Manda
the one woman man, and he was good Dave. It's so funny you
running into you to beat through Thomas business. Yeah, you think about it.
I feel like I'm star fucking good. I can't go home with you.
Slam from one twelve and he was the fucking lead so far with my
shit, I don't care about. But that's my thing. I love.
I fucking loved one twelve and they had but Slim was their lead singer.
Fucking Slim was the lead singer. Us could Yeah, I think my tail.
Jordan was decent, said all right, he was too damn hard to
be singing these tunes. But he singing gospel. Now, yeah, you're
singing that I hate I hate that song too. I hain't white. We
do it. I never liked that song. I used to love it,
but I hate that song. I hate something funny, Honey, I hate
My favorite song is probably the worst song in this catalog. The song you
did with master Play Shocker is about it. But he's always laughing. How
hard that one lady to be popping? She laid back then the rocks,
and that motherfucker stayed on planet growing out of questioning, Planet Girl went to
Ship when they went from top twenty to top ten. I want you to
know that this actually came up a while ago, and I just want you
all opinion. Could Tony Braxton really sick? No? She was just fine.
Her voice was unique. She was just a female baby face. M
something mentally wrong because she with baby anyway, they could be the same person.
No, because if you ever really listen to how she sings, she
sings like baby Face. I get that, but come on now, could
get change it a little bit? I mean she sang how he says ball
ahead, Tony. Yes, Hey, she can sing. She can sing.
She can sing better than autodamn sisters. I like Tamark Dog Tamark.
Do we have to pay to play? Don't want to love? Did y'all
see the performance back when they first came out with jay Z, when jay
Z came out and they were singing like like a hook or some ship.
No, it was. It was bad. It was the most awful shit
I've ever heard in my life. And the Brax shits they came out.
It was definitely like everyone be putting an s on that making it plural,
like we know all the motherfuckers now we know, we know Tony, we
just met tamor we knew and then one of them got mad because she got
left off the album. What that's because she was in front of the video.
Yeah. See everybody telling y'all Tamark and sing Tamark can Tamark singer?
Y'all just like their song? Like the song that's it's a difference. Well,
I need to see what you're talking, nigga, I don't now the
song that I people. I remember the songs, but he can't sing.
But he's like that shit good enough to be enjoyable. It wasn't Keith Sweat
didn't sing shit good enough to be enjoyable. Old bitches was just horny back
then, Make your lives forever as a closet. Old bitch was just horny
and he was talking about bitches was horny, and he was talking about simping
and motheruckers like my mom. And then was like, oh, draws off.
Can I play this real quick? Yes, because I need to know
what you're talking about? All right? Let me see if I can find
it. Tommy. See this is why trmm me can't add a computer.
But he I'm glad he does have the computer. Where is it? Could
temmy be fining? Shit? The fuck is it? Did you lose it
just that quick? How do you feel about case? Think you got too
many things here? That just sounds very rapey? Say I love it,
very right? But then he had happily ever after with Beyonce. Yeah.
Broken pictures mm hmmm did the bar just ca sick? Absolutely all of them.
They just couldn't stay out of jail. I think some people confused,
like just rolling that one note over and over a sink. I don't know
if the sound Yeah, that sound was that in vola. Yeah, we
creick like the chilly cartailer stack the ice to creck like it ain't hard to
cheat to the ail. So so figging again. Rockefellergainst fifty my man like
a my Queen summer with this lirics b chasing Peach but your man rebounce like
the ice and don't even know the pricier. There's so many a little change
like remix with everything, track with the practice, the sex game for co
preso, games on just love you, hang one day, show some duty,
everything like do what you like, do a thing you can see how
they way I can love you and count away. Job. I hate this
this force me tammerk seen some grades under the table. Okay, that that
was the This is Kayla making excuses. Don't be excuse maker, due they
didn't have mature voices yet, but they shouldn't have been out there with immature
voices. I don't come out sounded better than that, you know what I'm
saying him back. I'm saying they came out there with the name nigga,
you're gonna be singing, We're gonna sing live or something like that. I
we should have knew he was a creep when he wrote that song about his
first time. He wrote this, Uncle Bob, how are you guys Mayes
for the first time, right, But then he also made naked I mean
you ain't cold? Would say Jack, that's yeah, but Jack Garlight now
here marrying twenty two year olds at forty. This is what Marcus Houston is
doing talking about we vibe what the at forty coming with the nineteen seventeen See
that's creepy, Like, well we've already had this discussion on new birthday.
Well, he'd be on the internet trying to say, well, no,
she was seventeen. I ain't he speak to him, but at night night
said I do, like bro shot up Marcus, she was eighteen nineteen in
the dark man, Like, why niggas be free? You tried to tried
to justify shit somewhere and be quiet, be free on your own time.
Yeah, gonna stop doing interviews, stop being in front of the camera,
just stop Beijing sh and trying to like you still got hair, just enjoy
your money and would be a pervert on your own time. Marcul Freeman just
went out. I'm was like, hey, this is not ship and then
disappeared. You know what I'm saying. She was his birthday yesterday too.
Yeah he's eighty five. It was like, oh my god, agean black
and white TV. I really either I came from like because my mom used
to be able to blow, and I didn't get that tapped. But then
now I'm looking like I look at the people who have been famous for singing,
and I'm like, bro, I should have just shot my shot and
see where atlantic. That's why we keep telling why he should have just went
on the head and dropped the solo back in the day he got time.
You ain't forty years because Rihanna had some hits and we not go act like
she had a voice on her right. She had the right eight o eight
mm hmm. You gotta find your autotone pitch. She sound like the man.
It's all it takes man jumping out the window on this one. Yeah,
Like just the fact that I endured TLC so much, I really should
have took that as my cue, Like, bro, just you me,
y'all just go put some shit together and just go. It's really because we
used to actually dancing ship back then, so we could have made some shit
hot. We we could have had our own little group of ships. We
Actually it's so funny because I don't know who the fuck came up with it.
No, no, you're no, let's not used to wear a thing
over her left eye, didn't she yeah, exactly. My ship was over
my right eye because that's where my ship got hurt. I should have been
last night, you look. I mean you could have been like right here
or some shit can't say were can do no wronger my, that's my point.
We let a lot of shit go. We let a lot of shit
go because I'm fucking Rihanna Rianna actively and my goddamn playlist them some shit all
day long to sturb you all of that. I don't mean she got them
pipes? Who got ear? Can't you hear on them? This one?
Yeah? So you could have been right here right shut up one? You
were like an earma look like until one? Shut up early because if you
keep letting them go. I looked like the sty we could have got you
like a high style here. Do you know how uncomfortable that would be?
I don't want to wear a regular one. Now. It's just for show.
It ain't even gonna be. It ain't even go going your ears just
going over here here. It's like a cover who can sing and ignore you?
He can't sing either? Wait? Who I thought you talking about?
I'm coming to the stage. My girl needs me a k a right ear?
And then we got to have a lot of things, like we got
to look at like some people are used to see different styles too big the
right yeah, but right there, it's right here with the right there pink.
I really should and not even just because of the pink hair, but
just because we looked. We're talking about terrible groups that made it Tenny should
have wait was it ten yeah? Shall should have made it? Wasn't terrible.
I didn't wrap. I don't know about the rest. I was nice
that. Sorry, you don't want to get you. You don't want the
chick getting uh, you know, fake asses anymore anymore? Don't You can't
even get body work that yesterday ain't matter as long as this couple bows cool.
Actually little booties, you detect the clothes off any all of a sudden
become a booty. Oh yeah, we've we've long with that. Just surprised
booty and I and I do because i've and I've longed told people like I
do not have an ass in my clothes whatsoever. So when people would subscribe
to my only fans, they were always they were like, dude, where
did that come from? My ass does what it wants to do? This
I call it a Houdini, but because sometimes it's there and sometimes it's not.
Just yeah, that's that's what it is, because in my clothes it
is always taking a fucking nap, like that we are hibernating. Ain't no
cheeks here today, no cheeks for you nothing, And I'm I'm like,
I don't know if I just I don't know how to dress for my body
type, like I don't know how to pick the right fucking pants or what.
But I don't have an ass in my clothes at all. But then
only fans needs to be like I see, I see. Yeah, you
know that might be one of my motivating factors for doing only fans just because
I'm like, hey, I feel like somebody here because I like to watch
my own ass. Hey you know that you know the kids from uh from
Big that's me. I'm like, I watched my own ass. That's me,
excited, like the little kids shut cold and Dylan Sprouse be proud,
proud me. So she was talking about her ass. I finally I'm trying
to be but see like even if like it's it's weird, but at the
angle, stop weird. No, I mean this period the angle out there
see see see look at him. I'd be seeing that thing thinking when you
have on that lingerie see it just I guess it depends on what it is.
Yes, this is he makes me so sick, man with the two
pieces, because you know, Bayo not bay like chicken, a strawberry by
that strawberry biscuits actually fire. I've had so many mixed reviews, but it's
popeyed, so I didn't expect them to be consistent. I'm a grower,
not a shower. There you go, So I need to cut nigga some
slack. That's wild, but it's so acrid. I'm so sick and I
really maybe I need to find like a professional to help me shop for like
the appropriate pants and stuff to like really fit my body or I don't.
I don't know, like but it just does. Not this thing. Don't
be thinking and fucking dino man. And that's why I always said I don't
really have a butt, because like Serrita, Serta has on jeans today and
her ass is asking and do you know how much of an ass you have
to add have for it to look like an ass? And jeans jeans are
heavy at twelve and what t rex these are American Eagle. The next level
stretch ain't no hurty, and the ones I had on before that, I
ain't because I'm a thirteen and my ass is ways smaller than Oh yeah,
there's just chocos on the internet. I could, but I get frustrated sometimes,
dude, me calling shopping is like a whole situation. I just posted
about this. Yes, I've hated for fifteen pairs of jeans to just get
these one. Just one. You should be used to that. I appreciate
you take fifteen, you post just one. I'm getting better. And you
know what's so funny? We can look at the motherfucker side by side and
it can probably be the exact same picture. But but maybe, but maybe
the but maybe the smirk was here in one pick and it was up a
millimeter in the second. We're like, oh, I like that one,
right, it'd be the most trivial shit that to make us pick this one
over that one to the untrained naked eye, just it looks the same.
Do you keep all of the pictures out takes? Yeah, I just put
a heart on the one that I liked. So we're just in a favorite
so I'll know that that's the one I selected. Yeah, but all the
you know that all of the rough drafts is still there now yeah, yeah,
but I just I'm so upset because I really have to figure out,
I know, the young man graduating. Yeah, the after us hilarious.
I would love to have those fans. The after us hilarious because shout out
to whoever did the editing on this picture. Oh it's the comment that was
the imagine the picture if you're going viral, but not because of you?
Yeah that ass on that ass yeah yeah, to the point that this picture
I really noticed was looking at Hey, congratulations to that young man. Damn
nigga, are you with dinkins? How did you not zoom right in?
Somebody says much no, So that's so the funny thing. The funny thing
about this comment is with is with him saying, imagine a picture if you're
going viral, but not because of you, and then somebody actually taking this
picture and removing everybody from its hold on, Yes, I do. It's
actually pretty funny, Like y'all niggas really learn how to use photo shops.
Oh they I think that's I think that was a pixel. Um Kim said,
jeans are tough. It takes a lot for me to find jeans.
I like, that's because you dragging waggone. Yeah, I had to do
a whole post. That's one I have made that post asking for like you
see Kim and this one day relatable. They got the same ass around here.
Yeah, Keisha said, I hate shopping. I was online shopping and
just closed the browser and laid down. My daughter was like, girl,
if you don't, I live with you. Though I feel the same way
now. I know I gotta find something to where next weekend. I'm just
like that, and I hate it even more now because because I have gained
weight and I don't. I'm not mad that I gained weight because for the
longest I always felt like I was way too small compared to like, like,
if you've ever seen my mom, and shit, you know what I'm
talking about. I always felt like I was way too small, and I
assume though that when I gained weight, I thought, like hips and ships
go come in. Apparently life don't life, Life don't life like that.
But I'm okay with the fact that I've gained weight. I just don't like
the fact that I've been in this dumb ass space where I am too big
for you know, this set of clothes. But I'm way too small for
this set of clothes. So now I'm just in a middle, like just
walk around button naked and we like what the I feel like I need to
just wear a moment or something. See Mother's removed everybody from the pig bro
as as they should. That's that's all right. Okay, you tell myself
you gotta know your angles. How the fuck am I supposed to know my
angles in person? Bro? If you show me how to how to do
some angles in person and some jeans. The picture of her at the at
the shrine, all right, the shrine, greatest been you in music history.
She had her thing thanking Yams jamming. You gotta get to the yams,
sweet sweets. Shoot me the way dis he like Sereda got Yams Jams
like you gotta go in. You gotta, you know, gotta fucking peel
them, chop them up, cut them, do all that shit. I'm
like the canny Yams. Nobody wants the sucking canny Yams. I want to
be the real jams stress. Yes, yes, and in pants and shit,
I am canned. I am Canny Jams on only fans. I'm AUTHENSI
yams yeahs. Shop is the worst. The process doesn't go well, but
the outcome typically works out and having big boobs making her hearts. Yeahactly,
See I I missed that. The main thing that I hate about gaining weight
is the fact that I used to be able to go in the store and
just I bought some shit without having to try it on and it fit perfectly.
Oh don't, don't. I always knew what I needed. Now I
have to go in and try shit on and it's like, because of how
my body type is, It's like I've always had titties, So depending on
how the shirt is, everything else might fit. But then it might be
like, you know, titties is like bitch help. But right me,
that's when I when I see fat people and you be, I won't do
it. I don't worry like that. My post when I said I did
find something from m Swanka pash so I did get five pairs from that sounds
like it because every every every every Facebook ad. Have you seen the ads?
Every time? It's always a chick jumping jiggly ass and then stretch you
jeans every time. But I hate them. I want to see a bitch
with a fooper, I need to know how that's gonna work for me.
I don't want to see you bitches with this litute ass, wasting ass.
That's not the typical fucking American. They don't gotta bebl It's not hating.
I'm not hating because if anybody loves to see that ship's me. But when
it comes to shopping, I need a realistic body type for me to know
how it's gonna fix. We're not selling you realistic body types. We're selling
you. And that's why I have so much fucking respect for Rihanna. Rihanna
is going to showcase everybody type in her ship, and that's why I love
that. Everybody like she she got. You're gonna see a motherfucker with ten
rolls here. You're gonna see a motherfucker with no ass, big titties,
long titties. Rihanna's gonna put everybody on, and I love that for her
brand. She's gonna show you how anybody she put everything on. Everything.
The bigs love everything. Yep. Crazy Kenny said. I love women that
don't get keep shout out to shout out to that because I made a post
a couple of weeks ago, asking because I've never really been into like perfumes
because my allergies are so like real weird. But I'm like, I want
to start like getting into perfumes and stuff so I can, you know,
have different sense and shit, because people walk by and you know, you
smell like this just amazing, whether it's fruity air, flowery air, whatever,
you know, it's exactly yeah. I mean I don't have I don't
have one. It's better than not smelling good like you funky, But you
know, I want to stop walking like I got this feminine ass pink hair,
and shit, I need a feminine scent. When I walked by the
Magic you know what I mean that? But I um, I asked,
you know, what were some of women's favorite favrances, and they came on
my post and showed out they did not gate keep. Meanwhile, niggas are
very very very very very catty about cologne. I have seen way too many
post on Facebook where niggas is bitching about niggas wanting to know what cologne they
got on and they were flat out say, hey, Kim said, I
never understood women who do that. I was sure everything has set my recipes
and in the perfume, and the perfume and cologne smell different with everybody.
Your dagger body chemistry, it's gonna smell as good as me because you smell
like sur tiles I walked past, and then the girl says something that's how
you know smell is top tier for me on the man. Yes, I
love that. And I'd be so conflicted because it's like like Frother's day is
coming up right, and it's like I have a cologne that I would want
to buy him, and then it's like no, because you put this shit
on and I and around. Then I'm I feel like I'm gonna have to
scrape the type of shit. So I feel like So I feel like that.
So I feel like if if I feel like if I buy it,
I gotta get like them little test strips. So I'll bring a test strip
over, Like I'll spray the test strip and I'll give it to him when
we're going on date night. You can like rub it on him and then
I keep the bottle at the crib with me. Yes, it is.
Why are you hating? There's a reason for me to hate on that.
I don't get fuck with you niggas. Yes, but he can't get smoke
and I wear that lines. You're right for him and for your scenes.
No, he gets different ones. I don't recycle him for him whatever.
And then Sam was to go buy it for him. I said, he
can't keep it at his house. You want take both of ours, so
just keep it down in my house. I didn't know like that big hat
on, big hands on. Call it what you want. Hey, I'll
tell you what kind of bitch I am, Timmy, since you're talking about
you didn't know. So um. We like to drink, right, And
there was a point where there was some liquor left and I took it with
me because you're not going to give no bitch. No Hennessey dick off my
dot. If you want to give a bitch Hennessey dick this, you buy
your own bottom. You're not contributing. I said what I said, no,
but about you know you're not like I don't care what you do outside.
You know I'm do you, but you're not fitting use my shit to
do it. But you was out here giving away his mean mouth on camera.
He was on a break, bro. No, you are here giving
up on camera that's a job, fu. What is easily No? So
listen, so listen. You said that I gave away his mouth phone camera,
right this because the same way you fuck on camera? No, he
I gave away Where am I going? Tom? You bring it up the
fact that's somewhere in between your break there was new life made, meaning that
he gave away the dick and the sperm with it. That negated combo,
bro. But on top of that shit, it's like camera he no,
no, no, I don't she's sucking. Completely different, which is why
he had a whole bitch fit when he found out how she was sucking on
camera. You know what. To be honest with you, I don't really
care. No, but it's not even that, but one like oh,
one like well you giving away his mother phone camera? Did he pay for
it? No? Me paying for this bottle of cologne for him to go
and attain another bitch in it is completely different, Bro. Cologne ain't cheap,
but he got a lot of other ship that she smells good and around
you, right, you think he only weared around you. That ain't my
problem because I didn't buy it. But it's just it's the same ship that
was not because I didn't buy it it still I'm not. It's like when
it's like when you got a kid, right and you decide to buy your
son to PlayStation Fire for Christmas, but it stay over here. You can't
take that home so your little brothers and sisters can play with the ship.
Not even that, you know how like you buy your own ship, you
buy your own game and shit, then your mamma come in there and tell
you you gotta let Noah play with it. Exactly, motherfucker, because you
you spent your money on it. You don't have to share. So if
he wants, if he if he's like, damn, you know what,
this smell is good. I want to wear this Monday through Thursday and not
just Fridays and Saturday. He didn't go buy his other bottom, but my
shit is going on a little test rip. That's why. Yeah. Probably
not. OK, that's the one thing, so it's time for I asked
him niggas on my page about cologne this birthday. I was geeked. The
most mentioned was create I bought it, but god, damn, that's your
highest fu Yeah, colons be high. Whenever I buy stays with me.
She can buy her own ship for you exactly. I must be cheap because
when I found out there's a cologne and way more than like, I'm glad,
Tom Forward and everything. Yeah, yeah I'm not. Yeah, I'm
I'm away for that gift. Would his cologne be considered a tax write off
of work? Keeps us that disc alone coming restrictions? Boss? A very
good question because the smell good in his line of work can definitely get him
extra tips. And I mean the same thing I have to say for myself.
You know, I got to smell to one what I'm doing. So
there you my life coach. I do workshops and I do couples because like,
honey, like y'all ask me what I do, Like, Y don't
know what I got a job. I don't know what you do at your
job? He Serena said, shut up. Asked me after the show,
like what do you do? I had to because I was like, you
work in a blue belt, Like what's going on? It's okay, let's
say, bro, I don't know. I don't know what the fuck Kayla
does. Okay. She just seemed like the black boss bitch in the office.
That motherfucker's just you know, go talk to Kayla. Go talk to
Kayla. Kyla handle it. But I don't know what she does. Whatever
job Kayla does, she's an HR for it. When you look at your
circle of friends, do you really like outside of maybe? I don't know
what. None of these niggas do for love. They buy an expensive clowns.
I don't really know what a lot of niggas we hang out exploones and
they fucking that's what we know, surface level sh They buying clowns, and
they if if I buy this, taking some cologne and he entertains another bitch
in it. This is nope. That click that click, that third video
that's this is gonna be me in court killer because it was small. Another
another one killing incapacitate him, a little bit of the third one. It's
the third one, the little white box that pick up pop up, Yeah,
clicking on that. I know, but I don't know which one is
it mine? Two three? I thought I was, I will be on
the run, somebody row, somebody will be on your old. I don't
nobody, God, I ain't look just like this, he said. I
ain't know a round. Nobody I asked for it. No, it's in
your face. That's gonna be me Tuesday's read my buying up. Why are
you doing me like this? Yes, we're still here, m h.
Why are you doing me like this? That boy need to send me something
else to buy. That's for brost to buy, not his mama. Yeah,
Nopeine it can shine, just not on my dime. That's all I'm
saying. I need to send these niggas asks to be done with this ship.
No hey, for him to be like I love day nights. He
gets, you know, put his little button down on with his little slacks
and shoes and shit, and I got my shirt on. He's smelling good.
But it stops when our weekend ends. That you're horrible. I'm horrible
weekend. That's what we are. I'm not limiting it. I'm limiting the
use of a product I've heard else gold so Red, so Red I gotta
get rid of. So you gotta learn the four bar joke. They're learning
one you give like four bars lives. They sing the whole fucking first version.
Yes, zone out though, right's they'll forget what we're doing. It
really like grow it's a jam session, but we can't get the backyard of
your podcast. Nah. Exclusive Shita. We can put it on Patrion.
I get zig that bath embody my son and thirty one Bathing body Works is
below him. Hey yeah, when that sho come on SLF, all the
names around me be like, hey, bro, you see that, thank
you, thank you. It's not just me. I told a signed seats
next week. Y'all gonna think I'm playing and I'm you know, back in
the day when you get a little cardboard and you try folded and you write
the little name and then you got the little triangle. Shit, kid,
I want I want to sit by one yo. He always be having snacks.
So I have to admit. I have to admit that whenever people abbreviate
bath and body Works, I always think of I was like what, I
was like, yo, five fifty. I was like that sounds about right,
because she was like bbwh I'm like, bro, he's watching like okay,
speaking speaking of acronyms, is Paul the acronym? Yes? What is
it? What is it is? White girls would ask bat ass white girls
okay, white girls would big oily bubble buttste you let that go? You
know, Ever since I fucking showed Tommy them, goddamn the only fans where
how chicks curl their feet in the pictures? Not the motherfuckers swear every everybody
doing it. I feel it now body words have sales and then like all
of the body washers everything right, everything about the golong be like five they
just had they just had a s I made the post about how did you
get the email? I want to put it on Facebook. Bitch, you
know them algorithms that this nigre always on my goddamn timeline. No, not
pause like Papa Paul, pa w g Ass white girl. Yeah, when
I have posted about the fact that Tell Curl is creamed for me? Oh,
don't look at that last post I posted on only fans, then if
y'all don't like that, literally, damn, there's a that was my That
was my new solo video posting soon pick you. No. I just came
across and I was like, what the fuck is the poug And I kept
looking. I can say has something to do with this thick white chick,
but I don't know what the stuff. I didn't know what the stuff.
Yeah, yeah, miracle. If I was a fuck around, I have
a white girl, she would have to have a fat as. Yeah,
she would have to have you at least be like, Okay, Tom,
I see what I see? What do I see what you wanted? Still
couldn't do it, I said, I said, if I still do it,
can't bring myself. And the funny part is like a lot of white
girls have like really nice butts because of how they work out all the time,
they playing sports like volleyball and shit like that. But the only time
you really see them embrace having the asses when they're in the black dudes.
Other than that, they've been oh my god, maybe it's something. Ain't
like they look at terrible They used to, Yeah, not anymore because they
still be looking And I'm like, okay, And that's why I have an
issue. I don't like. I don't like the fetish every you know,
if if if a white man likes ass, I feel like it's fetishizing.
But if he just so happens to like a black woman she don't have no
ask but she got big ass titties, I'm like, that's an authent too,
white man, because they love titties. And I've I've told y'all on
the show, on Facebook and everywhere else a million times. If I ever
decided, hey, you know what, I am going to get enhancements.
I'm going for more titties. I'm not going for ass because ass is going
to attract broke niggas. Them titties is going to attract a white man.
Last name in an Owski and I am out of this ship. Oh I'm
moving the fuck out of here. Yeah, I hate you. I'm I'm
hid the most ghetto fucking sophisticated name. It's gonna be Tamika and then twenty
six letters house Ki. So just me and these big, plump, fake
ass titties is gonna be living in Malibu somewhere like a big ass, a
little titty little huge excuse me, the ratio of life. Yeah, keep
just saying. So the tone the toe girl get toned off. And because
he said the toe curls like what you said is like a stake for z
on that vie. I mean, I'm subscribed to a few only fans here
and there. Your feet that regularly the bottom right. You You having too
much non fun and don't carry your talks with no they will get the denning
women with big breasts and small ass. You just described the first twenty plus
years of my life. You have mystical brothers too. Just sound you came
here nice called back to the beginning of the show. Yeah, god two
where I live now, I can't sorry get fetished out of my mind.
When the wife approached me, I need my brothers to get it together.
Yeah, you can always move move to Atlanta. No, because that's where
the brothers want to you just bring your grits up here, bring your she'd
be making grits. Yes, most older white man like Keith scrape Off,
he made grit sounds sexism. Yeah, I mean, look, that's why
I love her. This is the I can't even get mad. Y'all know
me, me going ball from we didn't even seen it? Was say,
I haven't even seen this at this point, broa, get shit off.
M okay, listen, Tommy'd be so easy for a play. The food,
So that's what it is, your food food, horror food. He's
like, let me get some of them repass screen. I don't know I'm
dealing with. I'm trying to I'm trying to attract the white trust friends and
titties both start with t for a reason. Trust friends and titties start with
hate you. But what episode and as a person that does have a trust
fund with titties. What can I say? I agree? How did you
get a ham to be so easy for play? The food? I mean
that's reasonable if you make good food. Hey, I can't say that because
funny people that got me like that. Niggas bribed me with food for everything.
Wine Wine used to give me all the time before I even get a
chance to say no. If he needed a ride to work, you gotta
be definitely had treats to pissed off at me. I'd be like, shut
up, what do you want to eat? Day? Made up? Make
me laugh? Give me some food? Yeah, Loki, I think females
with assist humors is underrated. Yeah, you know what's funny to me?
Like niggas is always talking about women ain't funny. I'm like some aren't.
No, But to say like that women just period or not, I'm like,
some of the most funny motherfuckers I know are women. Man. I
love women, man, I love a good joke. But you know what,
niggas will say that until like they get somebody that just they played too
much. And for me it's hard because y'all y'all have been watching long enough.
Y'all know that shit just comes to me. I don't get to think
about it. So sometimes I probably make a joke when I shouldn't make a
joke, but it'd be too cold to let go like because it just it's
slide off. Like butter, it's I got, I got that garlic butterflow.
You gotta be fine, you garlic butter. That's a bar I don't
care about. Yeah, that's but I really, really really be trying.
Sometimes I'm like, damn, that's how you get called out right laugh drugs.
It's Tommy's a good meal, some good humor, he redemed. My
man's a joke. Dog said, just give me a hearty meal, a
hearty laugh, and I'm dropping off this dick, hearty meal, hardy laugh,
can you? Britt said, I'm just witty pretty and come with big
tittics. Here you go, bars, Britt, you know what, Break
got some nice lips too. But we're not. I've said too much,
you know. At this point, I just feel like the name of the
episode should be sexual harassment one on one, because we are showing everything not
to fucking do right. HR is part of the problems. I don't think
Britt got nice lips I mean me and her head on the same lips.
You have no o, I gets such a fucking creep. What's next?
What's next? One? Right? Projey, I can't point out that obey
that's all you got to obey? My bad Oh wait, hold on,
okay, So a lot of people talk crazy about people that locked their cards.
I locked my ship and as of right now, I have to check
and make sure that I remember to lock my Capital one card because I had
a hotel room reserved for today. But you know, um, I think
up flow is you know, pack their bags to come early. And I
couldn't record content like that. So keep your car because my ship got comprom
because me. Sometimes you you literally have money hit your account and out of
nowhere, ninja ass fucking charges. I was so mad. I door dashed
and I made like two hundred dollars, and before I got a chance to
do fucking anything, this goddamn charge came through. And I was so mad
because it was I made sure that I made like exactly to him so I
can go to the ATM and pull the full two hundred out. And then
I had this odd ass. I was so mad. I was customing my
mom was like, what's wrong. I was like, mother, because I
forgot to lock it back. Have your dash to like a PayPal? No,
no, I never go to like a You can get a routing for
your your PayPal Orior cash. Well I had, yeah, No, I
had it going directly. It used to go directly to my bank account.
The reason why I had a Dasher card. I switched it to that because
I get paid immediately after every dash. I don't have to wait that all,
so it's on the card. Yeah. Yeah, So if I dashed
from ten to twelve, all of the money that I make between that time,
as soon as my dash ends at twelve, it deposits right away.
So that's why I do it that way. But yeah, it used to
go to my account, but I only got paid once a week. Yeah,
say my day job, and just dashed during the daytime. I think
because because once I'm done with once I'm done with training, I think that's
already done. Once I'm done with training, I'm going because right now I'm
in training from eight to twelve. Once I'm done with training, I'm gonna
ask for the seven to eleven. Shit, honestly, it ain't. It
ain't long enough especially for us to only be part time, like they they
condensing the shit that don't need to be condensed. Maybe twelve months, but
um, but no, because they're like that period no matter what position you
were, like whatever department, that's just their policy for the company period.
But um, I plan to do seven to eleven because I'm already up and
I really like around NOONI sh I'll start going to sleep anyway. But if
I end at eleven and I go out right away to start door dash and
like for that lunch rush, I'm good. I ain't mad at you,
bro, I can't. I feel like it's ghetto that I went back to
work. I do not people on Facebook all the time, so and nobody
wants to work anymore. Who the fuck really wanted to work? We had
to work. This gotta work if they don't want to, you know,
be homeless and shit like that. Yeah. I took time of girl to
work at one o'clock because she's sat in the car and she cries like I
do know I'm gonna going there. Like nobody wants to work, I'm like,
we don't. We never do. But you work four hours a week
on us one day of a week. Life ain't like you yet by my
co workers always saying that we're like, man, we're so understaff, nobody
wants to work. I look at him, like, see the ship we
do for eight dollars a day. And then you you you volunteer to come
in early, stay late like you're crazy. Motherfucker. You like it because
you know you're right. I showed up eight dollars day. I don't want
to know this shit, but you know you're fryna give me a little bit
of money, so I guess you know fairs change, no robbery, but
I don't want to be here. Then there's a man you should move a
little fast, like they're gonna pay. They pay me the same amount of
money. Whether I get this ship done half the time I take all the
time, it's the same money. Me speaking of working with me, ain't
work faster, No, ain't no speaking of working with meat fan see freaky
bro It wasn't freaky bro. Okay, So like like, do y'all eat
ham like as far as like on sandwiches? Do y'all like you no,
not like a hand like a common We don't care how we go. Oh
yeah, I was like some money he brit if you call in tomorrow,
just wake up. Shout out to Britt for that. I never had to
go back to bark Skin. I wouldn't. I'm gonna calling tomorrow. Britt
said she's here for the Ham so cool. So what about him? For
him, I've never been like as far as like sandwich, like if it's
on a club, like a Cousins club. I with him last time he
said that he ended up texting the sad them home. Uh, he was
wandering the building, Yester your snapchat, I wasn't wandering talk about like I've
never been here after dark, nigga. That was when I was leaving.
We didn't know you left with what we're saying. Oh, that's because y'all
was on the air and I was gonna text shout in group and tell you
now. So one of them one of the things that I I don't really
like now Honeyham. I like like because Honeyham isn't salty a lot of like
the like the Delhi Ham, and like it'd be real like salty. And
I don't really like to sex. But a restaurant is coming out and they
got some like a New Ham Sandwich coming out, and I think I'm gonna
fuck with it. It's like some some peppered ham or some shit like that
pepper ham. I don't know that might be. That's why I had to
turn around, Like, especially when you work in the Delhi department. Now,
I do like hot ham and cheese sandwiches. Thof we used to say,
like you could come in and get the hot ham with some free roles.
That it's cracking, y'all still just because I think and cheese on a
Hawaiian roll. It's so fucking clutch slapper. So I made so like I
made a cup. So when I had what the fuck did I put you?
Last? Stuff used to change you really different. Trade in my life.
Trade make a damn song, trade in my life for you? What's
your favorite ham? But that's what I'm saying that honeyham would have to be
my favorite, though maple brown. They got some chip that tastes like bacon
fire. It's the same animal, right, na I mean, honey don't
taste like fucking bacon. It tastes like ham. All buses are not laughing
at you, laughing at me. Hey, brit don't buy the coming next
week. No, she's talking about with sunships tested piss Mimi up. Yeah,
for sure, sunships doesn't even come next week. Invitation rescented you mix
every fucking sunship tastes the same. You don't, so you don't want sunships
on the next MINX. No, I'd be wanting to put a popcorn in
it, but I can't popcorn. We're like, okay, bro, like
put me like a little smitgen off to the side. Are you know I
thought he left his Why is he commented toilet comedy. I'll be across the
whole comment. Yeah, I'll be across the whole comment. You ain't got
no fib so let's see what we tweet you from uge. She fings parking
lot. Why don't you bring them? Yes, weak ass ship, you
ain't going up in fucking stairs and you know it. Oh Mark, don't
you bring your ass up here without my food? Say Joy never got the
food, dude. She was like, I'm gonna feed you tomorrow. That
was like sixteen weeks ago, still crowing the SpongeBob out there, jellyfish and
the ship. Now they're horrible. Well, it is almost midnight and we
have been here three hours, and I got some barbecue pork steaks waiting on
me at the crib. I did not eat today, And I'm gonna watch
my comedy special. Yeah, I'm gonna watch you when I get home.
Uh. This guy named Lisa, he really he really fucking funny, funny.
He liked to me, honestly, number two behind Dave Chappelle the story
because he's right. He just says stories about because about him. Nobody used
to sell. He's younger, bitch. We went out to eat before you
came. You got this one story where there was a was a neighborhood bully.
Dude. He's always pick with all the drug dealers. You had my
food, I didn't have my food. And for like the last what was
it like fifteen twenty years, every time Dog would see him, he would
suck him up. Sorry, I'm sorry. I was on crack. You
gotta watch it. It's on It's on YouTube the whole first. I was
watching part of it live, but drop dropping the group chat. It's called
the Domino effect. Watch the first one. First, they don't go together,
but watch the first one. Are you told the story about the fingers?
He told the story about the first time you got an eight ball?
Well, you better be pulling up like door dash and has some food.
Yeah issue. If you're everybody staying with his dad? That what the funny
one were four house? Next week, I'm staying across the If you don't
come next week, y'all need to actually plan to be here July eighth for
the biggest extravag answer fiftieth year of hip hop and can beat your mom yours?
What's your name? Tommy from last night? That party films like Tiger
Ball? Who's from last night? Yeah? Okay? Her birthday is all
right? Her birthday days? Yeah, there we go. I have brute
pepper raising h cutting the rug and what I'm missing Tommy will be giving out
forty hours. You'd be giving out forty houss and heating paths. No nigga
were giving out rockewar shirts. Why are you this is? You can wear
them. You can wear it rock Rockware ninety five. Matter of fact,
Amazon, order me your Rockefeller changs. I got another one of these in
the house somewhere. Get you a fat Albert, A fat Albert jacket for
real, y'all make sure y'all come through July a burst ten to the door,
getting the aar pie swag back boom wasn't a pewag bag, like what
would you what would you give? Hey? So Tony Tommy looking at me
like you trying to hurt me. So it's gonna be something I know,
you know why some effort in that. Absolutely I need one. I'm making
sure now you need some vitamins. I'm gonna have a sign of the door
where her face. I'm gonna Meemi face at the front door so she can't
get in stocks dependent business subscriber. They mike whatever, he's funny like because
this like this is it's not on on. I just put it on it
from my hat on because I had to switch so when I had to go
to when I went to ball grounds and ship today, I had on my
short red one and then I'll put on my pink one like when I'm doing
and I quit, like if if I don't glue my wing on. I
try not to wear my pink out much because when people recognize me be weird.
I see you look at my peanuts, brit said. I would gladly
take a heating pad. I mean, when you coming with me to the
party, find your outfit. You make me go. She ain't coming she
adn't invite it. Invitation rescinded. I'm gonna use my shit on me.
That's just disrespectful. I know I'm upset about it over there like this,
like that spider Man, like nig whatever. I'm having a good ass time.
If you're all ready for that the forty ounce toast, I don't know
what the toast is gonna be, but I'm gonna apple juice. Hey,
but if you get if you get a forty ounce, you can't just grab
one and just you know, I'm told you gotta drink that ship. I'm
not coming. If you grab one you have in your hand, commit to
finish that motherfucker. And it's not forty ounces, it's forty two. There's
two extra ounces in it. Again, I'm not coming a forty ounce Fuck
you up? What kind of food gool be there? Um no juniors the
barbecu So you basically got paper on food. Yeah, there's a lot of
meat. It's it's a free it's a free ass party. I ain't charging
coming. People who charge for parties. We're talking about a camera joke.
It's the that's the flier, for the for the for the culture. That's
just you want to drop. Okay, all proceeds go to TDR. Okay,
we're gonna do that. We do that. I'm still I'm still interviewing
caterersh I got a couple of people that I can talk to because there's gonna
be some food up there. But once that's gone, I gotta go down
to junior. You gotta make sure most of the people coming ain't feed.
Ain't feeding a master station. This ain't Jesus, ain't trying to come with
trying to come with a fishing uh fishing breed and ship. I should five
thousand, five thousand? What what kind of fish is a wop? You
ll feed five thousand people with one fish? Niggat Jesus Jesus on what time?
Seven seven and t seven? Because he's motherfucking Jesus. You know what
point? Okay, kaylam In she said you might date meet me up like
your food. Well, you know, niggas be late, so it's gonna
be plenty of food for y'all to get here on time. Well, there's
huge. Don't let her have no horse riding. Listen emotions like yeah,
she wasn't coming, but she was now. But you had a whole episode
on the breakfast sandwich or what hip hop food was, and we kind of
have this. It's gonna be hip hop food, Like should you get about
egging chop cheese sandwiches and pizza and you know fries. Load up with some
ships notch up, you know, heavy ship that shit that's salty and make
you want to drink you Oh yeah, you can't hand out that ship.
You want to be a vegan? No, hey, now your hoop was
not vegan? Am I gonna have to name all of these? It's gonna
be too hot for him. Pop man, it's a couple I might have
to do getting smoothies from a like Miami Miami Luke outfits for you know the
party. Uh yeah, I mean I think that because I's on a whim
on a wim, came up with the idea it might be a little bit
bigger than it might. I don't know. It's fifty years, it's fifty
years of hip hop. No, you know what, Maybe there's long been
an argument. I'm back to the Jesus station. It's five thousand people.
There's long been an argument about if Jesus is black or not, if he's
feeding five thousand niggas off fishing two loaves of bread. He's definitely black because
we know black niggas will stretch the funk out of a meal. Yeah,
you know how many times the niggas have made spaghetti last for minimum at least
three days, Like niggas will feed and entire family of twelve of three dollars
and twenty two. I think I might do. I might do. I
might do the Jules Antana my look, I might do. I might do
Duels. I used to going to give him so much ask before I was
like really giving up ass. There are a lot of people I used to
like want to blake. Can you get a real big ass jersey like that
anymore? I got absolutely Mitchell, Amazon everything got you? Okay? Are
you can be like fabulous? And I have all the different jerseys all right.
I gotta give me a big ass fitted hat that fit over my ears
and for your teeth because you gotta have some big as. I still got
my mama hearing bones and then big ass hoop rings. Want to be a
spot store, Daisy Dukes and air Force once for me, I'm there for
a keisha where the Daisy Dukes ams is there? Don't stop, don't stop.
I'm there for I want everybody. That's the that's the entire for all
women. Daisy dude, Daisy dudes, air Force one duds, one hot
there. So when was fifty years ago? Wow? That's wow. No,
I just realized, like, you know, my mom only seven years
apart. I might be your dad. That's crazy, I might be your
daddy. Top song was in nineteen. Um, who's that? No?
That was? That was eighty nine. That's all when I got eight years
apart, because this year's like she's fifty seven nowt but she'll be turning fifty
eight. Actually, uh, there's some white folks. But it was killing
me softly with his song by roberta flock Tia Yellow, ripping around the old
old tree, Big bad Leroy Brown. I did not know that was a
real song until like maybe ten years ago. Uh. By then, we
had Let's Get It On by Marvin Gas. That's right, that's what I
was boring into. Mm hmm. Oh, Diana Ross is out here singing
about touching me in the morning. Hey, Tommy, me and missus Jones.
Gotta thing ship that lady by the Ashley Brothers. Who's that lad?
Who's that lad Superstiti Stevie Wonder was not seventy The Love Train by the Old
Jacks, The Weird Gup, I'm Gonna love you just a little more Baby
by Barry White? Do that mean we gotta come in like bail bottoms and
ship Daddy's Home by Jermaine Jackson Hate, I don't know the oh I thought
we had just man went over to the greasy ass father. Midnight Train to
Georgia. Wait, wait, what counsel is our ras all on the midnight
Train to Georgia? Could it be I'm falled in love? Could it be
I'm falling in love baby? All right? Um, if you were not
able to catch the Fool alive, you know you can always go on my
page or YouTube to replay it, or you can just stream it on Tuesday
mornings when we dropped new episodes on all of your favorite streaming platforms. So
until next time, we got a ho