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I want to show by Sam.
I love one for supplying us with snacks

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today. But bro, keep trying
to force your sonships on me. I'm

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trying to like them. You know
what I saw I was like, isn't

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a sonship. I'm trying to like
them. Look like little pieces of cardboard

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and hard to back. We're trying
to fing out what we've really been trying

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to figure out what the sonships tastes
like. Because that's I've never liked sonships.

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That's just like in the cord that
I don't like the right Chips.

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A lot of people like the writers. A lot of people like the right

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Chips because they ended up making a
bag just pull of goddamn Roight chips.

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Yes, in the green box,
I remember that. I don't hey now

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so down? I used to,
but I eat booty and don't eat Roight

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chips. Why are some where?
What about them? So many cameras at

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the bottom camera put our videos.
Yeah, I'm welcome to the showers.

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I didn't know you can do that. I didn't know you could just put

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the video there and then but when
you clicking it, all those starts,

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doesn't let me replay it. Without
taking it down and put it back up

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time. I mean, el see. I think that's why I don't like

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sun chips, because it's like,
to me, no matter what flavor is

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on the bag, they all tasted
the same. I think that's what it

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is for me. Original man,
you definitely do need to come back.

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Invitation is always open. Well,
um, before we get too far gone,

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If this is your first time joining
us, I'd like to properly introduce

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myself. I'm a hosting favorite hotivational
speaker, Mimi Mimi some one hundred or

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comer walker. If you're not,
I was trying to give one time.

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I was as usual. I am
joined by my co host. We got

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the new mister Bitches, the narcissist
pod guy Wine go ahead and shake it

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hair for the one time. They
got our producer that makes everything happen behind

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the scenes and that I have not
had to yell at lately. I'm knock

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on wood, nap see. Now
you're gonna piss me up, purse press.

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We got the classes man come death
essentially, Tomas in the building.

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Call me morning, sandwich breakfast.
I'm not calling you that coming and cheese

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come in your breakfast sandwich, bagon
egg and cheese. You missed the face

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that he said begon leg and cheese
the occyway, come sandwich baby, go

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ahead and employ yourself. You can
tune into the Canvas Breakfast Sandwich every day

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morning at nine am. Stop saying
every morning, my guy, it's Monday

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through Friday. When you say every
morning at a close weekends, my radio

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personnel, Hey, I'll be there
Tuesday. Yay, Kim, you made

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it. Yeah see I tag y'all
every single week. So you should get

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the notifications. You know, when
Facebook came on that ball hell hose you

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know Kim's people are from Benita two. She's your cousin. She's she is

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how I found out about you work. We're up, king, Patty.

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You need a show. It might
just be like just drinking. Hey,

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hey, she's a she's a bartender
who was heavy on the bar. Oh

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man, her drinks. Look,
her drinks and her tacos are live,

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fucking mate. When she comes to
visit Nigga, I am ecstatic and last,

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but certainly not least, our residence
celebrity we got well, Hello,

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it's Serta Valma. I'm from a
Jamin ninety eight point three that's what she

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said. So that's how I'm gonna
plugged myself that way. And then,

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of course and I am chronically resilient
on social media on my I g kis,

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are all my vegan cookie here,
my vegan open rising cookie. Call

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him bust it open. I mean, beggars can't be used. You asked

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me to bring but I didn't know
you was gonna like you know, but

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you know, I like so it
is. It just seemed like an paul

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of snack. That's the only thing
because croise trying to make it. I

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was wet bread is fire's bread.
Yeah, when I used to eat and

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that's it had to be on weat
bread because of hurt. Yeah, that's

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a mean combo. That's a thing. Ask are you shotgun in that motherfucker?

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Like when I popped it open and
start bubbling. She got skills that

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motler. No, it's but like
with lime, so it's alcoholic. No,

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it's a Twitter line. It ain't
got it ain't lying flavor a twist,

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right. I don't like the way
you judge my drinks. How I

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feel about sun chips. They'd be
laying there, I around with him crazy,

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sound like a lazy fuck was there
right there. You gotta have a

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little flavors too. It's like,
what kind of this It's a French drinks,

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So you gotta ask, you gotta
add. Let see, Little Britt

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says she loves French on your sun
chips. Yeah, with you, that's

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why we're here. We just I
have to ask this question, what led

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you to grab a back of sun
chips and open them up and say these

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motherfucker's fire? Because I never the
only reason I've had them somebody else let

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me have something. I'm having to
listen. She just said that, like

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I said that Aunt Paula used to
eat like some I mean, it's not

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weird though, ship, but it's
why you ship to us. So like

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she's like, she's like Lacroix.
I like Lacroix. Lacroix is terrible.

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Like when you make a chip mix, you know that sun chips ain't the

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chips that's leaving the grease sprint on
the paper bag. For sure, it's

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not. It's not. And I
think that's like my inner black is rejecting

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it. It's like like there's many
cabbages. To me, they're good.

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There's a lot of people in the
comment somebody like sun chests? What made

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y'all be like fun to read those? I'm having some sun chips. You

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know how you know my mom because
my mom's on her healthy kid. I

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do healthy. I do like the
healthy, don't even getting healthy. I

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just think they fired. You know
what, it's not healthy. So them

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vesye sticks good? They just chips. They fired. Kim be good.

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Kim said, she posted the bomb
ass drink tonight, but she will be

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home this summer, so she got
me looking forward to it. Do you

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like flame? Like? Dude?
What's your favorite flavor of three? Three?

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Though? I like the original,
just not Mama? Who knew?

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I knew so many fucking domestic terrorists
talk about a bomb ass sandwich, French

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onion, sonships and the code that
he should treat like everything except three players.

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Like that sounds like like a suburban
ass. I don't know, no

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no her saying a bomb ass sandwich, French onion, sonships and a cold

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that he should treat. That's like
when the mother fuckers was like, yeah,

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give me a double cheese steak,
but give me a diet coat.

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I feel like the sun chips is
there for I feel like it's there for

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like guilt purposes, like they're trying
to trip themselves and thinking it's not that

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bad. That's why your skirt though
it was safe because it's too sweet.

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I have. I'll drink diet to
cut the cut the sweet just sweet for

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me. So I don't know,
you know, I'm mad at sun ships

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like they're going on. They were, they were. We put them in

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a mix and I didn't dug them
out. I didn't want to waste them

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like here, nigga, pull them
back in the bag, like no,

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you can't do that. Something that
people sleep on. Damn honey burpecue twist.

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So those are fritos, nigga,
damn um Yeah, it's on sushi

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now in the grocery stores. One
of my white friends offered me something,

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thank thank you for coming clean.
Yes, do mester terrorists. That's when

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I say, you don't even know
where the motherfuck is and you just was

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walking on Damn mine? Is that
the new sprite I've been searching for?

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I got some cans at Walmart.
Now I can't find it. I forgot

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about it, and too, I
just thought about it. He told me

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about him asap because he knows if
it's one thing. I love some sprite.

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Kim said, well, I am
park Occasian, so there's that,

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and we don't know shit about wind. Daddy said, maybe that's the white

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side of his family that's doing it. Okay, let's say yes, best

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ships ever in FreeDOS fill their bags
up. See, I don't really like

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anything that's like honey barbecue, y'all
not. I like if something is meant

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to be sweet to me, like
it's used like candy or something, but

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it's like, like, I don't
like that's I don't like barbecue sauce on

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my ship because I don't like sweetmeat. Though for me not to like sweetmeat,

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I'm pretty sure I've dealt with at
least two men that are bisexual that

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just ain't came out and said it, that's technically sweetmeat in it because you'ren

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like, you can't have mango.
You're messing out on like one of those

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God's best creations was the mango sauso, and it wasn't always like that.

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Yes, mangoes also be fired.
You can't even have that ship. Well,

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I have a um peach sauce is
amazing yep, so um my home

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girl, I don't know if y'a've
ever seen there, U Janelle the Taco

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Lady, Yeah, yeah, yep. So she knows that I'm allergic to

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mango, so she'll make me peach
saucer instead of mango saucer, and that

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shit is fired. Yeah, so
I need some of that potentially mean people

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who have portrayed mean Mexican and white. But she was never around in a

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tissue moved the ground green fact.
Yeah, I don't. I don't like

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sweetmeat man like it is black Mexican, white Mexican. When you have um

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like barbecue sauce like for me,
I like open pit like because I really

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only eat barbecue sauce like on shoulders
or like barbecue hamburgers like shit like that.

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I'm not really a big that's not
really a big sauce person period.

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If it come up with grill man
grill, but I don't think wow,

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like I might get happy with my
my nuggets chicken nuggets and now and indeed

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and a lot of times I end
up just using ranch for that because I

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want to if I'm getting barbecue to
barbecue flavor is off the grill, I

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don't want to, right, I
don't like sauce to sneak the own the

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only time that I like burgers,
you have to because like yeah, and

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it's like sometimes it so with um
shoulder obviously you know did that extra sauce.

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I stopped the funk out of that
ship with that white bread. But

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I've never been like into like a
whole bunch of sauce on my meat.

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But like I would like that would
catch up and ship. I don't like

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put ketchup on ship like that,
So I guess I just I'm not really

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a sauce person period, unless it
is like something like ranch or something.

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So, m how is everybody this
weekend? How does that work? Um?

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How was my weekend? Hey?
Question that's still going? What is

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this? Is there a difference between
taco dip and taco salad? Yes,

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just the difference? Yeah, can
you explain it? I don't eat it,

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but I just I saw white people
talking about it, and I was

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just like, you know, well, when you go to the grocery store

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that's typically taco dip, I guess
the actual dip and like a little veggie

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typing taco salad and got the got
your meat and ship in there, like

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it's just the for you. Bang
you know what. So, yeah,

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there's definitely a different meat. No
meat, since I ated talking about meat,

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won't wild transition still within the circle
of transitions that exists. Well,

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why would you like to talk about
with me? I don't. I was

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just saying that it came from sweet
meat, top and tackle salad and meat

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differences, you know, just that's
sometimes meat. Oh, yes, rights,

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And I mean that's that's what I
do. Like him said she hadn't

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had up and pit it's for ever. Had some recently hated it, but

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she said that if she needs saucer, no me, I don't want to.

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And that's me. I mean that
goes for steak too. Yeah,

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they don't see it nowhere, but
like like like if like if I have

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to put something on my steak in
order to eat it, I don't want

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it. The only thing is like
now I do like like to top it

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like with garlic butter like shit like
that, but like an actual sauce or

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something can where you at. Oh, she's in Texas now, in Texas,

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Texas. I can't remember. I
remember before you opened it, I

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asked more bees. He was like, I want to make sure it is

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good because I don't want no I
don't want to look killing that motherfucker too.

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Yeah, okay, I was right
Texas in dallaged I should have the

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Where in the world is Kim Pitty
Cad said? When people visit her,

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she have them bring her open.
But you coming home? So now,

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even get your own official official you're
coming home. Hain't I no choice.

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I will go there and drag her
here, have no problem. I do

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have kidnapping under my belt. A
long time ago I was in a dark

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place, but kidnapping is on my
list. I'm just saying I ain't.

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I ain't a stranger to it.
Nobody was harmed, but I just wanted

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to feel the point. I like
how you put that in ye garlic butter

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man that? Oh m, I
will. I will just so I'm just

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one. I'm fat now because like
if I had like garlic butter and ship

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and I was like, you know, swear my second round and I might

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like suck it off a little bit, just to dip it in there and

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before I eat it. Man,
I wish I had to pitch picture you

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with the biscuits. I wish damn. Yeah, you know I showed it

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to the world the next morning.
I put garlic butter on my French fries.

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You know what? Yeah, I
love like garlic fries. Were actually

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like fresh garlic butter and shit.
That ship is amazing. So you had

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to find me home and you just
incriminate, you know how, Betimes,

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I didn't incriminating myself on this show. White people don't listen. I'm all

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right, I'm not moving in at
least three years this time, y'all.

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I think, Yeah, we'll see. I'm rooting for you. What's up,

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Kiva the diva d I need someone
to make me some infused god it.

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But oh my god, no,
no, no, no, Brett,

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I'll tell you who later. No, No, the same person we've

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all probably thinking of already. Absolutely
not, because that that is what got

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me in trouble with that fucking rights
crispy treat. I can't have food that's

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infused with edibles like I can't have
food that's infused with weed that tastes too

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good because I like to eat and
there's nothing in me that's gonna be like,

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Hey, you need to put this
motherfucking steak knife down. No,

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Kiva, leave me alone, Big
Tom take them draws off. That's mad

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aggressive and coming from corn. That's
horrible. I don't want to have to

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talk to her. Who's in charge
of hr around here? To me?

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I know someone I can make it. Oh my goodness, are you okay

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to infuse food that tastes good?
You go wake up? It's the same

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space, Thank you, Kiva,
Kiva saying infused food that tastes good,

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you go wake up dead exactly because
I don't know. I don't stop.

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You're not gonna wake up dead.
Yes, you are bad bitch in the

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background. That's the only way I
live. I'm fine being pleasantly plumped for

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the rest of my life. Bring
on the edible. I make gummies infused

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with liquor and that other stuff.
Oh yeah, she does m I think

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she chake y'all go car h your
army dang not me, but they might

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well. Um go ahead, and
you know, queue up all that good

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ship because maybe you're graduate graduated in
high school. Let me tell you she

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did not even make it up.
We were out. Oh I'm enough,

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Bob. We were at the u
W Panther arena, and before that,

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you know they were coming first.
Okay, before I get to her coming

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out, I want to say a
lot of your parents, y'all have to

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talk to your kids about you know, hey, maybe this is not your

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land. I understand this graduation.
You want to be fly a little bit,

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but how about we get you some
cute little sandals to walk in.

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The amount of girls that could not
walk in those heels was hilarious. And

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then one of the girls, she
was actually holding up the line and they

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had to go around her, so
she was over there FuMB and next thing

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you know, it's funny because I
actually got footage to her because I was

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waiting on me to come out,
and then all of a sudden she's zooming

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by barefoot with her shoes in her
hand. But I was gonna say one

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of my friends as a teacher,
and she actually switched shoes. One of

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the girls was like, you know
what, you're struggling too much and shake

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my shoes across the way that they
were walking was and I and I didn't

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want to laugh, but you could
not help it. It was like little

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baby girafts just stumbling all over.
Yes, you know when they first when

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they needs to be buckling this ship
and they just trying it. I was

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like, oh my god, and
I'm happy that nobody got hurt like nobody

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you know, sprained the ankle or
face planet. But that shit was horrible.

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Um read did we did a compromise
so because we wanted to wear a

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suit. Um you know, told
y'all about that. But with her wanted

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to wear the suit and you know, do a little Bruno Marstein. You

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know, like I said, we
got her into a dress. So she

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just did you know, the sneakers
in the dress. So she was fine.

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But I don't let my cousin be
Bruno marsh huh. Bro was ninety

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degrees that day. I wonder if
to be outside taking pictures, she could

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have worn some shorts with the long
shocks. Thank thank you for the congratulations.

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Man, I'm so proud of her. Man, I'm just you could

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have put some sauce on it.
You trying to make it look like a

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kind of father. She dressed like
a little billy Jane. She says,

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is that a Rocketwear shirt? Where
is that? Now? Asking for a

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friend? Oh man, this is
way about them with the call it.

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We know so it's not a it's
not a repurchased it's no okay, these

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shoes. M I found a Rockewear
jacket and uh and my stuff. Yeah,

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man, I am extremely extremely proud. So I was crying. I

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was finish, say, I was
crying before you know, she even made

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it out. But I was really
crying before any of them started walking out,

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like we were still waiting on everything
to get set up. But up

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on their little version, you know, their little jumbo trying thing, they

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have all of the seniors' names,
you know, come up and then they

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have their senior pick on the left
and their baby pick on the right,

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and I'm just as soon as I
see it, I'm like, they want

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baby like you know what. I
was so emotional that day. As great

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as a moment as this is,
I'm proud of Look because graduating, that's

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a big moment in your life.
What's the what out? Yo? These

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new niggas got a lot of shit
that niggas didn't give when we graduated.

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And I don't care if it is
ain't I'm hating like me, you graduated

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in the jim By the time I
graduated, we graduated, they took us

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the MATC. I'm like, what
the what? What's this? Bro?

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No, he was in a hot
ass gym. It made easy. Auditorium

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aren't as big ship out of here
mans graduating center, the Panthers gat and

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and then it's like, you know, she went to the arts, so

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they all had you know, the
arts, you got visual arts, music,

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dance, all this shit. So
we got all these performances and ship.

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You got um the band majors and
shit. So you know they're doing

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a little shit. You got your
dance team. They come out and do

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their little performance to beyond saying shit, they they they actually opened it.

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Then you know you got them singing
yeah, ok, yeah, so you

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know yeah. So but if it
was like it was so nice to see

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so many black and brown children walking
across that stage, like it was beautiful,

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man. And I'm happy that she
fucking made it. Like I didn't

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have any doubt about her making it. It's just watching her grow and get

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through this progress. Prior to this, we already celebrated the fact that she

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getting like a drillion dollars from my
ad I know, but it was actually

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watching her, man, Like I
was such a pussy that day. I'm

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not even gonna lie, m oh, look at you being vulnerable. I

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was so mad, I'm man,
it was I'm naming this episode whatever.

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Well, um, I know a
lot of people were writing on this story.

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That's what I forgot to sing you
tone the most important thing in the

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show. I forgot to sing you. It's literally the most important part of

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this show because I have to do
something first. Hey, I'm gonna leave

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y'all tour for a second yelling.
I gonna be that much. While we

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are talking amongst ourselves, Kiva,
Kiva, are you and Creed coming on

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Tuesday? While we just h what
did I miss? Oh? What's that?

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What's up? Talk about? Last
name? Yea interesting? M damn?

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What was we talking? Why do
you ask? Then? What we

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was talking about? Bro? You
know what, Jock? My memories likely

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this Tuesday? Yes night, you
gotta come to the mic. We can't

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hear you barely. So as young
ladies, she's been fucking this guy.

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So we have a young lady who
joined us last night for an episode of

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the Death Fresh Shop make sure you
check this out episode Wednesday, and she

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basically you know, has grown a
liking to a gentleman okay um, while

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being in her predatorial mood, she
got the draws. But now she has

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been challenged with asking the young man
out on the date, and she says

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she can't do it. But she's
already showing him her but twice, and

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now she don't know how to say, hey, let's go see a movie.

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But I've showed you my COUCHI already
I'm sorry getting distracted. Her explanation

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is you don't know how to asking
his own dates. No, not that.

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Her explanation for this particular situation is
she already likes him. She don't

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want to like him, like him
if they actually start dating. The fuck

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yo, people weird Like man,
I had already concluded that it was too

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late to have a date. It's
too late, you fuck right? I

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mean no, you can still on
dates? Yeah, only twice. But

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then now you want me to date
you. But I didn't have to date

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you to fuck you the first time? So what what I see where you're

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coming from? You know, I
mean like, but at the same time,

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I mean, I mean, it's
possible if I'm feeling you. But

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if it's if it's what it is, we just fucking h already already already

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invested, as Tommy would say,
already got the draws. Okay, but

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every I like you, it's okay
if I want to go on a date

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though, right, Yeah, but
I don't have to. I have.

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I invested absolutely nothing, and I
got to ask twice. Now you want

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to be in investing ship? Why
you changeing shit up? You're changing sit

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up? Now? Why are you
changing it up? I feel like I'm

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not objected to go and seeing a
movie or something like. We can can't

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get it. I can't get a
stake. You know, I don't eat

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me. You can, I mean
you can ask that, you can ask

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for the date. I'm just saying
the circumstances she gave. I'm like,

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nah, you probably should have thought
that through before you. But then again,

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depending upon who the dude is,
if people that it might work out,

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I might work it's I also believe
that going up? Do you kicking

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on foot? I'm sorry, I
didn't not get your foot? How'd your

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foot on over here? Right?
Because I'm a tall person, I'm like,

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wait a minute, like all over
there anywhere past the computer? What

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need the thing? You can start
up hosting up stuff? Yeah, you

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don't post more pictures that your dog. Y'all want to y'all want to y'all

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want to see. We don't no
offense. She was cute ta to tap

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all right, where are we now
we gotta go back up because Kiva was

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talking to Kiva said that, uh, I'm talking about ready she looked cute.

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Congratulations. Yes, we're still going
to the congratulations yet out. It's

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the fact that she made it all
the peace with talent and a plan.

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Look at Kiva sounded why are you
reading so quietly? And I'm reading like,

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yes, okay, Timmy, you
got clothes on and I don't hear

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you. This is called harassment.
What's up? What's what's your? What's

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your asked me? Was I thought
I thought we left us, left us

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behind? This but a real company? Wait this Tuesday? Yes, this

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Tuesday. Are you guys recording this
Tuesday? I guess he's saying, I

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know the spell check doesn't like my
name. Yeah, he listens to you

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get but booty naked? We haven't. Yeah, we are having a we

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haveing a meeting tuesday. No,
they're having a meeting. I mean,

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are we coming? Yeah? Okay, we got out. I'll text you.

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Anybody told me nothing? Oh come
what Okay? We know where your

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mind is. So if I have
sex with you, I can't circle back

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and ask for a day. Yes
you can, Yes you can, Yes,

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you can who felt like Tommy's saying, I had to work to get

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this busy. I don't really know
about this day shit. I mean,

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it don't hurt to ask it this
point, It doesn't hurt, yes or

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no. It's kind of bad.
It's kind of backwards though, because if

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if I guess, if you have
had a relationship with this person and you

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had sex with them and then you
want to have a date, that's different

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if you hadn't had a relationship with
this person and the interaction was more so

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like courting and you just hadn't getting
into each other, and I don't say,

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y'all, fuck, that kind of
kills a whole build up of you

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know, you know, but why
doesn't have to be a build up because

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I mean you could be having a
new build up because now it's like,

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oh, because then that's taken to
Washington's like taken to another level, you

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know, not to say, but
just adding some more to it. Who's

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just say he doesn't want to go
on a date though she's the one scared

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to ask, just ask if he
doesn't want to date, then he doesn't

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and she knows where she stands,
and there's nothing more. Yeah, you're

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right him. I agree with that. Who's fucking he naked? Yeah,

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that's why I abram. Somebody's teoted
in from YouTube. Hey, um book,

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sorry to say it like that.
She donna say it like that.

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A good evening, Kiva, Yeah, it texts me Tommy, Oh my

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goodness. I don't think it kills
it one hundred percent. No, it

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doesn't kill it. It does not
kill it one hundred percent. I do

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not believe it kills it one hundred
percent. But in the circumstance of how

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she told, y'all missing a lot
of context to the story. I'm trying

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to fill it in. I'm filling
it in the best I can. It's

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like it's like it's like a person
was like a workout person. Yeah,

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a person. It was like a
trainer or something like that. Yeah,

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during the pursuit, so that was
her way. That was her way.

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So her pursuit almost like she already
conquered what she was looking for and now

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it was like, all right,
right now I want to date you kind

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of thing. It's like, Okay, I get it, but you kind

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of went about it backwards in that
circumstance. But hopefully it ain't. I

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mean, she want to go back
and circle back. What's wrong with circling

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back? You know? Spin around? You want this back? Block burners.

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I was stealing in for you.
You do the comments better than I

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do. I can contract it.
Basically, she's telling you keep it.

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No, she got it. I
mean I want to make them feel applicated.

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The comments make the show. Thank
you people, you are appreciated.

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You are appreciated. But yeah,
here, tell me do this because I'm

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going to be engaged in the story. I see, this is why you

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missed your essential. Now I got
a job, and shit, how do

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you do this? I never you're
ready to tell you to fire that video?

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I just rolled the beautiful being.
Oh since I got this, I

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can do some shit. Oh boy, I know, I just a little

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bit. That's not me uni face
at the bottom. Never mind, I

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don't think I have a beer or
do it. So I am cur The

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door locks are battery operated, and
of course batteries can die so stick earlier,

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you know. And I thought that
I just put my key card too

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close to my phone because you know
that magnetic shit, it can mess up

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like that. So I went downstairs. They reprogrammed keys, issue me a

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new digital key to use on my
phone. All of that still didn't work.

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But you know, luckily I was
still able to get in because at

405
00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:51.039
the time somebody was in the room
to let me in. But now there's

406
00:34:51.079 --> 00:34:53.280
no one in there, so I
can't get in my fucking room, and

407
00:34:53.320 --> 00:34:58.840
I have to wait for them to
figure out how to change the fucking batteries

408
00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:02.920
for me to get in my room. Now it's fucked up as it is

409
00:35:02.960 --> 00:35:08.119
to be locked out of my hotel
room. That's really not the worst part.

410
00:35:08.920 --> 00:35:12.639
Clearly, I just got done masturbating. I told y'all that I was

411
00:35:12.679 --> 00:35:17.440
doing content. So there are dialdos
and vibrators, just just sex toys galore

412
00:35:19.239 --> 00:35:22.840
all over. Okay, the carpet
is fucking wet. They're gonna be like,

413
00:35:22.840 --> 00:35:27.599
what the fuck, go black list
me. They're not gonna let me

414
00:35:27.599 --> 00:35:30.400
stay back in the hotel again,
Like keep this freaky bitch off the no.

415
00:35:35.480 --> 00:35:37.199
Like, as soon as you walk
in the room, I mean,

416
00:35:38.719 --> 00:35:45.519
beline, as soon as you walk
in the room, there is as torso

417
00:35:45.719 --> 00:35:54.079
dial dough man right there on the
fucking table. They're just pecks, abs,

418
00:35:54.599 --> 00:36:00.000
a big dick and some balls,
just no arms, no legs.

419
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:06.639
It's just the largest masturbation tool.
Ever, so I guess by the time

420
00:36:06.679 --> 00:36:09.440
I make it back from picking up
my food, I don't know if they

421
00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:13.159
were seeing it based off of how
they look at me when I walk in

422
00:36:13.239 --> 00:36:25.159
the store. Hopefully they subscribe shit, So I don't know if they could

423
00:36:25.159 --> 00:36:29.079
actually hear the because it was low
to me. I don't know how it

424
00:36:29.239 --> 00:36:35.000
is low because they here feedback,
but they heard it because I'm obviously looking

425
00:36:35.079 --> 00:36:40.159
at the subtitles come up. So
yeah, I got I hate you so

426
00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:44.599
much. Just want to make sure
people saw that. Why what we saw

427
00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:50.559
last week, the two pieces and
the biscuit. You see the biscuit.

428
00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:54.000
This this was what she was wearing. You see it poking out. It's

429
00:36:54.000 --> 00:36:59.440
a little bit. I really,
I honestly cannot get a real ass HR

430
00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:08.719
for us because HR is also the
problems just rocking. You definitely can't be

431
00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:15.199
HR. God, how is HR
the problem? So you sit in and

432
00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:28.639
literally be a part of the light
supply of snacks. So I got locked

433
00:37:28.679 --> 00:37:31.960
out of my hotel room because and
I wasn't away. I was actually the

434
00:37:31.960 --> 00:37:36.760
one that brought it to him at
the at the front desk. I said,

435
00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:42.360
now I have a question, is
it possible that the lock on thank

436
00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:47.320
you my door died because I didn't
know that that was a thing. She's

437
00:37:47.400 --> 00:37:52.679
like, uh, you know,
nobody's here. Maintenance is only here,

438
00:37:52.760 --> 00:37:53.400
you know, during the day.
So I'm like, okay, how am

439
00:37:53.400 --> 00:37:57.880
I supposed to get in my room? But my biggest thing is okay,

440
00:37:57.920 --> 00:38:05.199
if somebody does come and you know, get me in my rooms to gaggle

441
00:38:05.199 --> 00:38:10.679
of cocks. Got a rhyme,
you gotta saying like that. Yes,

442
00:38:12.519 --> 00:38:15.840
no, so I'm getting real cock
in here. So I leave and I

443
00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:21.800
go. I go to Chiaba.
Hud gives you more than enough time because

444
00:38:21.840 --> 00:38:24.079
I'm all the way in Tosa,
so I have to go all the way

445
00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:30.440
down my Oakland Euros getting my sandwich
and go all the way back to Tosa.

446
00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:37.039
So oh look, now, y'all
know I love a white widow.

447
00:38:38.119 --> 00:38:43.239
That that's my jam. But now
I didn't discover it like I add fetter

448
00:38:43.320 --> 00:38:49.119
cheese to it now too. On
top of the um purposinis and black olives.

449
00:38:49.400 --> 00:38:52.840
That shit is fire. I should
have got a door dash today.

450
00:38:52.840 --> 00:38:57.599
But my mom cook. All right, I'm not to interrupt your story or

451
00:38:57.559 --> 00:39:00.440
anything, but I just need some
guidance here because you know, I'm playing

452
00:39:00.440 --> 00:39:01.639
double dust with the comments and shit
like here, how you know, how

453
00:39:01.639 --> 00:39:05.800
do you? Because you know,
I just I never did the comments with

454
00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:07.679
you talking this shit. Just keep
hitting the buttons as he goes down.

455
00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:15.800
You don't read them keeping comments,
right, That's why I've been ignoring an

456
00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:22.199
occupying time, right right, you
just flipped through, okay, until you

457
00:39:22.239 --> 00:39:24.920
get to the ones that are thank
you, thank you for the fast forward.

458
00:39:24.960 --> 00:39:30.480
It all right, go ahead,
because I didn't have nothing to do

459
00:39:30.519 --> 00:39:39.320
it. But um, so I
get back to the hotel and the lady

460
00:39:39.360 --> 00:39:45.239
has like this little tool that you
have to plug into the bottom of the

461
00:39:45.360 --> 00:39:52.159
lot so your hotel door has a
little basically like a little charge report all

462
00:39:52.199 --> 00:39:59.000
the way on the bottom of it
and then like a master key. So

463
00:40:00.679 --> 00:40:05.599
she is struggling, Okay, she
was like she knew she you know,

464
00:40:06.599 --> 00:40:10.199
she's not a small lady. So
I'm telling her I can do it,

465
00:40:10.360 --> 00:40:14.440
you know, because like not even
like her hands are you know. I'm

466
00:40:14.480 --> 00:40:16.760
like, my hands are smaller.
I've got a dig between couches and car

467
00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:20.960
season shit, I can do it. She was like, no, no,

468
00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:22.320
I got it. I got it. So it took her a minute

469
00:40:22.800 --> 00:40:27.119
and she finally you know, got
under there and got the door open.

470
00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:30.440
Now I'm standing here, and I
was gonna pup, and I'm like no,

471
00:40:30.559 --> 00:40:32.280
I'm like, you know, without
the identity and ship, I'm gonna

472
00:40:32.280 --> 00:40:37.360
post people out there permission. But
I'm standing here. I got my phone

473
00:40:37.400 --> 00:40:40.280
like this like record because I'm like, I really need to see if,

474
00:40:40.480 --> 00:40:45.159
like how she handles this, so
I can just have it as a mental

475
00:40:45.199 --> 00:40:52.159
replay. And she opened the door
and I don't have I purposely didn't put

476
00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:53.599
her face in the camera because I
wasn't gonna be able to show y'all her

477
00:40:53.599 --> 00:41:00.280
face. Her reaction anyway, dude, her eyes got so big, and

478
00:41:00.360 --> 00:41:06.880
I'm like, I noticed that.
It's like, who the fuck is going

479
00:41:06.960 --> 00:41:15.320
on in here? She's like because, like I said, now, And

480
00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:19.639
it's funny because you would think that
that would be the end of it,

481
00:41:19.760 --> 00:41:24.960
right, No, because at this
point she's telling me like, um,

482
00:41:25.320 --> 00:41:28.360
making us to be here in the
morning. You know, the chargers are

483
00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:38.960
locking. You don't have a good
night every time. It's like, you

484
00:41:39.039 --> 00:41:43.599
know, what's so next week on
Awkward, We're actually gonna have a signed

485
00:41:43.599 --> 00:41:45.599
sing. Serena's going over there because
you got to separate these two niggas like

486
00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:52.800
kindergartens because if you don't, this
is what happens. So about yea,

487
00:41:53.039 --> 00:41:58.760
sure always do it in the middle
of me telling them story. They don'll

488
00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:06.199
never do it on shit, I
don't care about good hearted y'a punishment,

489
00:42:07.679 --> 00:42:10.559
But yeah, so right, they
always sing it. Um. You would

490
00:42:10.559 --> 00:42:15.320
think that that would be the end
of it. But I had to stay

491
00:42:15.320 --> 00:42:19.320
in the room at that point because
the lock wasn't time to shut your hands

492
00:42:19.480 --> 00:42:25.679
up. See I'm being worried,
um, because the lock wasn't charged,

493
00:42:25.719 --> 00:42:29.199
so there was no way for me
to get in and out, you know,

494
00:42:29.360 --> 00:42:30.559
throughout the night. And she's the
only hotel clerk there, and I

495
00:42:30.599 --> 00:42:32.960
felt like that wouldn't have been fair
to make her every time I needed to

496
00:42:34.000 --> 00:42:37.159
go in my room, she has
to come bring this shit up in order

497
00:42:37.199 --> 00:42:40.840
to let me in the room.
So because of the fact that my door

498
00:42:42.000 --> 00:42:49.280
wasn't charged that I usually flip this
little lock thing. Um it basically prevents

499
00:42:49.280 --> 00:42:52.559
people from being able to open the
door from the outside. I didn't think

500
00:42:52.559 --> 00:42:54.000
about doing that because I'm like,
shit, I couldn't even get in my

501
00:42:54.039 --> 00:42:58.360
own motherfucking room, I know,
can't nobody else get in here? So

502
00:42:58.400 --> 00:43:01.440
all, my ship is still out. Why do you keep leaving this dick

503
00:43:01.519 --> 00:43:07.239
room unattended? I was back in
the hotel working where I was working.

504
00:43:08.079 --> 00:43:12.559
You know you can't get in and
you're gonna keep it sposing this poor lady.

505
00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:15.239
These No, I was in the
room at this time. I was

506
00:43:15.280 --> 00:43:17.519
in the room, like, damn, Do you at least put them up

507
00:43:17.519 --> 00:43:23.000
before you leave the room. No, you should if you know, somebody

508
00:43:23.159 --> 00:43:29.719
gotta help you get back in here. Put the dick away. Frost of

509
00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:31.440
all, do you know how heavy
that motherfuck is? That's why the dick

510
00:43:31.519 --> 00:43:37.199
was swinging in tommy face. I
couldn't control it. I couldn't do that.

511
00:43:37.159 --> 00:43:40.760
That's your sh because you keep singing. That's why I brought it up.

512
00:43:44.039 --> 00:43:50.480
Um Mama told me one it's gonna
happen. I had to wait to

513
00:43:50.599 --> 00:43:57.800
go to breakfast. That morning happened
when, which we should happened. Then

514
00:44:00.719 --> 00:44:04.519
what you're doing? You want to
come through? Yeah, you might need

515
00:44:04.559 --> 00:44:07.000
to come through and talk to you
and I'll let your boy. Did we

516
00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:08.800
need him to remain silent? And
I feel like maybe you can keep him

517
00:44:08.800 --> 00:44:15.360
occupied. You three come on through, yes, twist okay, I'll be

518
00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:24.480
quiet. H Yeah, So the
next morning that lady so all her people

519
00:44:24.480 --> 00:44:35.880
antics. She probably did. She
probably did hotel right, So one of

520
00:44:35.960 --> 00:44:38.599
the roommates got locked out of her
room. I had to open the door.

521
00:44:38.679 --> 00:44:47.320
Guess what I saw. It was
a giggle of oh my god.

522
00:44:47.800 --> 00:44:55.639
Morning I had to wait on the
next morning, I had to wait on

523
00:44:55.880 --> 00:45:00.480
maintenance to come in for me to
go downstairs, no to breakfast. So

524
00:45:01.719 --> 00:45:06.119
I figured the timing takes me to
go downstairs get my little breakfast a ship.

525
00:45:06.480 --> 00:45:07.400
He can charge it up for me
to be able to get back in

526
00:45:07.440 --> 00:45:12.119
my room. I didn't think about
the fact that while I was down there

527
00:45:12.199 --> 00:45:15.239
he was charging it, that he
was probably gonna have to test it and

528
00:45:15.320 --> 00:45:32.639
make sure that it worked. Nor
could you imagine walking in on that right

529
00:45:37.840 --> 00:45:40.840
and scream the price like us some
money? So I ever, ever,

530
00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:45.360
Britt Mimi can't ever get through a
damn story? Ever? Ever, you

531
00:45:45.440 --> 00:45:46.679
always get through your stories? No, I don't, And it takes me

532
00:45:46.719 --> 00:45:50.679
a lot. And then because I
don't like my voice, don't carry like

533
00:45:50.760 --> 00:45:53.119
wines, I gotta keep like going
and starting over and shit. But so

534
00:45:53.599 --> 00:45:59.559
I go back upstairs and I have
a late checkout. My late checkout is

535
00:45:59.599 --> 00:46:05.559
not until one, so because my
lock wasn't working all night anyway, I

536
00:46:05.599 --> 00:46:09.400
wasn't thinking about the fact that when
I finally got there and it was working

537
00:46:09.440 --> 00:46:15.440
to latch the door hilting. The
employees are notorious for busting in on you.

538
00:46:19.519 --> 00:46:24.079
Why do you keep out though?
Because I was not done, but

539
00:46:24.280 --> 00:46:30.599
you knew you were leaving the room. So what, it's my room,

540
00:46:30.679 --> 00:46:37.760
but they bust unknowns. I usually
have the lock on there because of that.

541
00:46:38.039 --> 00:46:42.480
What I'm saying is you can be
sitting there and all of a sudden

542
00:46:42.719 --> 00:46:46.679
they'll knock, yeah, and they
don't really give you enough fucking time to

543
00:46:46.719 --> 00:46:52.079
answer it. Rais, but he
was at keepers. I was definitely a

544
00:46:52.159 --> 00:46:58.639
pensualer or something that. So DC's
housekeeping. I'm laying there, I didn't

545
00:46:58.679 --> 00:47:00.400
just recorded a second, you know
whatever, and I'm like, all right,

546
00:47:00.440 --> 00:47:07.519
I need a nap, And all
of a sudden and I hear but

547
00:47:07.639 --> 00:47:09.760
at this time, Big Daddy have
been cleaned up and he's in the suitcase.

548
00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:14.000
So now you have a half torso
on the suitcase, so you probably

549
00:47:14.039 --> 00:47:19.559
think I'm damer out here. So
that was put up. Everything else was

550
00:47:19.559 --> 00:47:23.800
still out, but I hear I
said, I have a late check out

551
00:47:28.280 --> 00:47:34.039
and she opens the door. So
it's like, does she not fucking hear

552
00:47:34.119 --> 00:47:37.639
me say I have a late check
out? Twice? So she opens the

553
00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:40.920
door, but because of how the
room is made, like the okay,

554
00:47:40.960 --> 00:47:45.639
so the bed is here, right, but there's like a corner, so

555
00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:51.079
like when she comes in the door, it's like door kitchen that then you

556
00:47:51.119 --> 00:47:53.360
would have to come this way to
come to the bed. But all of

557
00:47:53.400 --> 00:47:59.000
my shit that's here in the main
area. So the body's just in the

558
00:47:59.039 --> 00:48:06.719
suitcase here, And she said,
oh, oh, I'm sorry. I'm

559
00:48:06.760 --> 00:48:08.639
sorry, I'm sorry, And I'm
like, I'm like, I don't know

560
00:48:08.639 --> 00:48:13.119
why y'all don't tell y'all employees that
when we have a fucking late checkout and

561
00:48:13.159 --> 00:48:15.440
then they will try to come in, it's like they'd be rushing. I

562
00:48:15.480 --> 00:48:17.480
get it, y'all want to get
your rooms clean and shit, but if

563
00:48:17.599 --> 00:48:21.840
checkout is eleven, why the fuck
is y'all trying to bust in people's rooms

564
00:48:21.840 --> 00:48:24.840
at nine o'clock. Y'all don't even
wait until fucking checkout time to do it.

565
00:48:25.360 --> 00:48:31.760
Niggas couldn't even have breakfast. Where's
my Continental breakfast complimentary pada? See

566
00:48:31.800 --> 00:48:36.280
Kayla said, I always latched my
hotel doors. Ain't nobody coming nowhere?

567
00:48:36.320 --> 00:48:47.280
See and I do, and I
know you right out this Big Daddy take

568
00:48:47.360 --> 00:48:57.119
clarming payments now books. Look,
that thing is the best thing, especially

569
00:48:57.119 --> 00:49:01.400
because the way that the um this
particular hotel is set up, like how

570
00:49:01.559 --> 00:49:08.320
big stop putting mcphaan comments on the
board, stop it stop it the way

571
00:49:08.360 --> 00:49:14.000
that they have uh the size of
their ottoman and shit like it's a decent

572
00:49:14.039 --> 00:49:19.639
size side like it fits big Daddy
perfectly, so you know, just yep,

573
00:49:22.840 --> 00:49:24.440
and it ain't like he got no
legs to dang go off that motherfucker.

574
00:49:25.400 --> 00:49:28.920
So yeah, that that video will
be up. I actually I got

575
00:49:29.039 --> 00:49:36.480
I think three scenes three three scenes
that I'll be uploading from that. But

576
00:49:36.960 --> 00:49:42.800
I definitely traumatized a lot of hotel
employees over the weekend. But it's not

577
00:49:42.840 --> 00:49:46.559
my fault. Why that fault?
Why don't you have your fucking door locks

578
00:49:46.679 --> 00:49:52.599
charged? Like I said, like
you gotta have a spreadsheet or something like,

579
00:49:52.639 --> 00:49:55.800
Okay, we haven't charged two fifteen
since you know, last week's Sunday.

580
00:49:57.119 --> 00:50:00.000
Maybe it's time y'all gotta get a
rotation schedule for that man. And

581
00:50:00.079 --> 00:50:05.440
because of the fact that I get
um discounts for the rooms, and like

582
00:50:05.440 --> 00:50:07.360
I didn't want to make you know, no smoke for like my referring shit

583
00:50:07.760 --> 00:50:12.079
like I should have. I really
really really wanted to cause a scene,

584
00:50:12.159 --> 00:50:15.320
not cause a scene like act of
food. But like y'all got to count

585
00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:17.119
me for something because I was basically
forced to stay in my room. I

586
00:50:17.159 --> 00:50:22.039
couldn't go in and out as I
pleased because I couldn't get the fuck back

587
00:50:22.079 --> 00:50:25.639
in here as the hotel manager out
of Like, Bro, you had dicks

588
00:50:25.679 --> 00:50:30.920
out everywhere. I'm made for this
motherfucking room. Dicks out in the room,

589
00:50:31.000 --> 00:50:37.079
bro, and control your horrible now
okay, speaking of hotel stays,

590
00:50:37.119 --> 00:50:40.239
and I'm the only person that like
i'd be cleaning my hotel room, like

591
00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:43.920
I ain't talking about like deep cleaning
and ship. But I can't just like

592
00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:45.639
get up and go. No,
I'm straightened the bed up, and I

593
00:50:45.719 --> 00:50:49.039
throw all the towels and ship out
of the door. Yeah, like I

594
00:50:49.159 --> 00:50:52.639
that group all the towels and had
those put together or trashed. Like I

595
00:50:52.679 --> 00:50:58.760
don't leave anything on the Tables's like
I have to do yep, And whenever

596
00:50:58.920 --> 00:51:00.719
me and Bade, it's not baga. He was like he was like you.

597
00:51:00.960 --> 00:51:04.519
He was like every time you said
you could every time, And I'm

598
00:51:04.639 --> 00:51:07.880
yelling at him and shit, because
he's a good chicken eating I don't give

599
00:51:07.880 --> 00:51:10.239
a funk where we go. This
Niga is finding some limbs and he likes

600
00:51:10.280 --> 00:51:15.000
swings, and he likes wings with
sauce. I like mine playing different because

601
00:51:15.000 --> 00:51:19.840
I don't like the only way that
I will eat my wings with sauce on

602
00:51:19.880 --> 00:51:23.719
it is like if they're like grilled
or naked. I don't like crispy wings

603
00:51:23.719 --> 00:51:27.360
with sauce because then they're not crispy
anymore. I don't like saug you skin,

604
00:51:30.360 --> 00:51:36.320
Nope, nope, I like find
me I do. I don't like

605
00:51:36.360 --> 00:51:43.199
how you said even this conversation.
Yeah, so so they had um a

606
00:51:43.239 --> 00:51:47.320
little tool. It's just she didn't
she didn't know anything about it. But

607
00:51:47.400 --> 00:51:50.599
yeah, KAYLEI, I feel the
same. I feel like they do definitely

608
00:51:50.639 --> 00:51:52.800
owe me something for the inconvenience because, like I said, like I couldn't

609
00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:57.719
go in and out as I needed
to. Now, what if I had

610
00:51:57.760 --> 00:52:00.199
a different workship, like it could
have been anything. So yeah, I

611
00:52:00.239 --> 00:52:05.800
don't like that, but I definitely
I do. I have to straighten up

612
00:52:06.320 --> 00:52:08.800
whenever I go to a hotel.
I can't just leave it like as is

613
00:52:08.840 --> 00:52:13.559
if I got any soda cans,
water bottles, anything that she goes and

614
00:52:13.559 --> 00:52:15.840
the recycling can, like I have
to do everything. And I get so

615
00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:19.599
mad at him because he don't care
because it ain't his ship. So like

616
00:52:21.000 --> 00:52:23.440
you know hotels have what they have, white tiels. It's like we sit

617
00:52:23.559 --> 00:52:30.880
him here eating he happen. Yes, he's disgusting an animal. He is,

618
00:52:30.159 --> 00:52:36.360
he's a savage dog. Got those
bright fluffy white tiles stained with this

619
00:52:36.519 --> 00:52:42.320
mad I was different to say better
househus too. I would be so pissed

620
00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:45.800
if I came in this one white
person cleaning the room and getting them fucking

621
00:52:45.920 --> 00:52:50.159
niggers. She don't even take it
to the large, bag them up,

622
00:52:50.159 --> 00:52:52.119
throw them away. You got everything, And I'd like, why would you

623
00:52:52.159 --> 00:53:00.320
do that? Like as oh,
but where the fuck is tone the way?

624
00:53:00.760 --> 00:53:02.599
Like you don't like he's not the
producer. I don't know, because

625
00:53:02.679 --> 00:53:08.840
you're saying that I'm just a help. I'm just a help. I don't

626
00:53:08.840 --> 00:53:15.599
know. We have he got the
he got the videos down here, You

627
00:53:15.679 --> 00:53:19.719
got the videos down here. But
I ain't gonna be hovering all over you

628
00:53:19.800 --> 00:53:24.119
and ship. Oh yes, I
can't. I don't have a song for

629
00:53:24.199 --> 00:53:29.039
that one. I can't continue to
sing if it's just the end though,

630
00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:34.840
I'm gonna sign't know all the worst
that one. Oh you don't know this

631
00:53:35.119 --> 00:53:43.199
is this end there is because I
scream recorded that one. That one I

632
00:53:43.280 --> 00:53:45.519
couldn't say because it was in a
comment, so I didn't send it to

633
00:53:45.639 --> 00:53:51.039
him. I'm gonna do that shit
right now. Yes, Fred, he

634
00:53:51.119 --> 00:53:55.519
does have his britches in a bunch
off of my comment. No one,

635
00:53:55.800 --> 00:54:00.440
he's filling away about my comment ches
it is, And the fact that you

636
00:54:00.519 --> 00:54:06.800
kind of actually do have on some
birches also kind of makes the funny's got

637
00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:13.920
nickerbockers. All you want some?
Oh she wants stay? We're doing requests

638
00:54:15.000 --> 00:54:37.480
all stay? Yeah, sorry,
d D good dinging ding stand m hm

639
00:54:45.519 --> 00:54:51.960
m. That's my food. That's
how I happen to do the music.

640
00:54:52.519 --> 00:55:01.280
Are you serious? Wow? They
swear they were outside mark my order clear

641
00:55:01.320 --> 00:55:07.199
and everything. I call him old. Oh yeah, uh yeah, we

642
00:55:07.400 --> 00:55:16.360
was outside my wife. You know, I'm getting a head ache and I'm

643
00:55:16.440 --> 00:55:32.840
saying you baby door dad, only
start I love again. I loved be

644
00:55:34.199 --> 00:55:51.480
more than just friend. The sun
whis come down stand for wow? What

645
00:55:51.639 --> 00:55:55.800
city y'all? Terence O'Dell say ells, we are in Milwaukee, wiscons Yes,

646
00:55:57.039 --> 00:56:02.760
whiskey the Sherman Phoenix, so greedy
student news. Don't keep ruining that

647
00:56:02.880 --> 00:56:09.960
song like that. Please, Kim
you can leave sing some joyously preferably stay

648
00:56:12.280 --> 00:56:17.360
No. Yes, Oh she was
talking about Kim Blood's new additions, so

649
00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:22.480
I guess she was really just.
I mean we could have technically did our

650
00:56:22.599 --> 00:56:35.199
um which is actually BBD. But
again, I see from your eye.

651
00:56:37.800 --> 00:56:49.440
Tell me while you cry, remember
because while I'm looking for you, I'm

652
00:56:49.480 --> 00:56:52.480
behind it. Okay, I'm back. I had to make my plate,

653
00:56:52.519 --> 00:56:55.639
would you make? What'd you eaven? Keep u what happened? Don't worry

654
00:56:55.639 --> 00:57:00.199
about it? Tell you so the
other night I can hate I fucking around

655
00:57:00.280 --> 00:57:07.360
and want to uh separate from now. Please we are a whole vibe.

656
00:57:07.519 --> 00:57:10.400
You just wish. I think you
could be down and you can join us

657
00:57:10.480 --> 00:57:21.159
on socially note. Uh where are
we spiritual alchemists? Yes, spiritual alchemists?

658
00:57:21.199 --> 00:57:27.039
It's Friday thirty. What y'all singing? I'm too young. I don't

659
00:57:27.079 --> 00:57:31.320
know nan about it? Oh you
want I'll study about well, you can't

660
00:57:31.320 --> 00:57:37.199
get me neggd. That's that's might
duo music. You don't even gonna know.

661
00:57:37.519 --> 00:57:39.199
Sometimes there's things I just don't want
to know, right, I didn't

662
00:57:39.199 --> 00:57:42.800
want all that anything. Let's do
a music that's to do a playlist.

663
00:57:43.199 --> 00:57:46.159
Joe is on that ship. They
pop up maybe like the phening, but

664
00:57:46.280 --> 00:57:50.199
not that. I mean it might
you know how you playlists, it might

665
00:57:50.239 --> 00:57:54.239
pop up. It might pop up. Is that for like the slow stay

666
00:57:54.400 --> 00:57:59.320
still slow? That's what I just
said? Is that because I mean for

667
00:57:59.400 --> 00:58:02.159
those out there listening, go ahead
and drop your favorite do up music?

668
00:58:02.280 --> 00:58:06.679
So all right, what's your do
up tape? Guy on it? What's

669
00:58:06.800 --> 00:58:10.639
what you gotta do? Get them? You want to tell me why you

670
00:58:10.920 --> 00:58:23.719
cry? Girl? I see your
eyes. I abologia tell me what to

671
00:58:23.840 --> 00:58:34.599
do to get to you. I
know I'm not to blame. The words

672
00:58:34.599 --> 00:58:42.920
wrong to blame and right once we
start getting sponsors, we're gonna make ba

673
00:58:43.039 --> 00:58:45.960
chicken, honey butter, corn bread, cabets and turkey sards. Just whoa

674
00:58:46.280 --> 00:58:52.480
keep me cooking? You don't episodes
like today? I can understand my tone

675
00:58:52.519 --> 00:58:55.360
makers. Remember I said, I
ain't think he edited audio. It's no

676
00:58:55.519 --> 00:59:04.360
for me, the real like like
the video he has just bound. There's

677
00:59:04.400 --> 00:59:12.039
a real gap in the area because
the story stopped. More gray here because

678
00:59:12.079 --> 00:59:15.679
now you really got to do a
job first slowly by Selina Johnson. If

679
00:59:15.719 --> 00:59:23.360
you don't hold on count nah b
from an empty stomach, don't sit well

680
00:59:23.400 --> 00:59:30.760
with a human being. I actually
right, you used to it, believe

681
00:59:30.800 --> 00:59:35.800
it or not. Well, I'm
sorry that took your tacle. Imagine took

682
00:59:35.840 --> 00:59:39.519
your taco builders. One taco about
that even that good right taco billars really

683
00:59:39.559 --> 00:59:44.760
shit Taco bell would get the job. But if he said we was out

684
00:59:44.800 --> 00:59:49.119
there, then you can bring my
ship back exactly what I said. Oh,

685
00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:53.760
he wasn't out that he was at
home right because the way because the

686
00:59:53.880 --> 01:00:00.119
fact that I called, they was
surprised. Don't get cut off. This

687
01:00:00.280 --> 01:00:07.360
is I got a re order.
It supposed to be looking for a video.

688
01:00:07.599 --> 01:00:13.960
Oh this kim this song, this
that song sound but that's what it's

689
01:00:14.320 --> 01:00:19.320
that's serving Its perfect, okay.
Ever been like fucking and you ain't you

690
01:00:19.360 --> 01:00:24.559
ain't gotta paid, you ain't gotta
pay subscription to your music program like but

691
01:00:24.719 --> 01:00:34.800
no, how not but know how
come on while you sucking oh oh oh

692
01:00:35.039 --> 01:00:44.400
Riley oh and then go back to
the song he's sucking up my whole group.

693
01:00:45.719 --> 01:00:49.599
Thank you. You're not trying to
bring my ad lives in me like

694
01:00:49.760 --> 01:00:59.039
you still you say stop left me
play with your body. A story behind

695
01:00:59.079 --> 01:01:05.440
that almost kidnapped off of that.
Bye m Bye the Nigga. By Bye

696
01:01:05.440 --> 01:01:09.079
the Nigga. Who's saying shit?
Yeah for real, go tonight. Yeah,

697
01:01:09.199 --> 01:01:15.639
I'm going to be freaky with you. I got pictures and everything show.

698
01:01:15.760 --> 01:01:19.360
This is the damn show. We're
all part of the show now.

699
01:01:19.679 --> 01:01:23.719
Mark Chambers one twelve Sweet Love,
Yeah, Okay, I got my son

700
01:01:23.880 --> 01:01:30.960
Unfortune was the first one twelve album. Do I Take Kayla Taylor? They

701
01:01:30.039 --> 01:01:32.920
do their own stunts here, Yes, we do, we do, Yes,

702
01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:39.880
that's all. We gotta cut down
on famous like please Okay my track

703
01:01:40.039 --> 01:01:45.239
We're holding the show together here my
track, Okay, playlist, that's what

704
01:01:45.280 --> 01:01:50.440
I'm talking that's hers. Oh yeah, that's okay. That was on.

705
01:01:50.599 --> 01:01:54.480
That was on my bad. I
played that on. I played that on.

706
01:01:54.960 --> 01:02:00.960
Uh Conversations with Coca Yea. She
was a guest. Obey, I

707
01:02:01.159 --> 01:02:07.599
keep laughing Freaking me by Jamie Fox
Top five is the first time a dasher

708
01:02:07.679 --> 01:02:12.880
has never called me. That's how
it doesn't tell it. You know about

709
01:02:12.880 --> 01:02:15.519
the house because we got constructions.
They'll call like, hey, man,

710
01:02:16.000 --> 01:02:21.199
where I gotta leave? Real?
I mean he did technically come in like

711
01:02:21.639 --> 01:02:32.880
I was here. I brought everybody
in this bation. What SERTA send them?

712
01:02:34.360 --> 01:02:38.760
I definitely will. Wait, what
do you send the pictures from when

713
01:02:38.800 --> 01:02:45.360
I almost got oh no, so
you missed the part of the story I

714
01:02:45.480 --> 01:02:52.320
was saying almost, don't say no, just say yes. So, yeah,

715
01:02:52.320 --> 01:02:53.639
I really got some real music.
This ain't the one say y'all really

716
01:02:53.679 --> 01:03:01.760
be sucking the music? Yeah,
in the background. Hey, those are

717
01:03:01.760 --> 01:03:04.880
those ports at being in the background
when they had to take me in the

718
01:03:04.920 --> 01:03:07.199
background and he'd be like a little
mermaid you plan on the TV, and

719
01:03:10.639 --> 01:03:15.599
it made it harder to eddie sh
all right, Well that's that's a whole

720
01:03:15.639 --> 01:03:20.000
different that's a whole different reasons.
If you out here making love. If

721
01:03:20.000 --> 01:03:32.639
you're out here making love is making
live. I think it wasn't necessarily because

722
01:03:32.760 --> 01:03:38.159
I wanted to hear the music because
I didn't want to. Okay, you

723
01:03:38.239 --> 01:03:42.119
know how like like how your stomach
gurgle at the wrong time and like shit

724
01:03:42.239 --> 01:03:45.559
like that that sounds bad. Yeah, you're playing games with that, you're

725
01:03:45.599 --> 01:03:47.000
playing Jedi mind tricks. With us
to keep us talking and not singing.

726
01:03:49.000 --> 01:03:52.039
Okay, all right, yeah,
well we asked for the du up song,

727
01:03:52.159 --> 01:03:53.760
So there you all go. Y'all
still say do up? I do?

728
01:03:55.599 --> 01:04:00.760
And that's why you're almost fifty video. I'm so mad. She almost

729
01:04:00.800 --> 01:04:03.639
got she almost got did up.
I lost my Virginia watching dude, where's

730
01:04:03.679 --> 01:04:09.880
my car? That's a whole new
meaning to that. All right, Brett,

731
01:04:09.920 --> 01:04:13.360
I need you to make better life
choices. Music make you zone.

732
01:04:13.440 --> 01:04:18.079
Now. I feel like you're making
the video show to don't have me find

733
01:04:18.119 --> 01:04:24.360
the beat. Don't have me find
the beat. Smack to the smack to

734
01:04:24.440 --> 01:04:32.679
the Snare you a wild boy?
The high hat start hitting it because that's

735
01:04:32.679 --> 01:04:39.199
the music for move. Are you
beat boxing? Nah? That's you baby,

736
01:04:39.400 --> 01:04:43.440
you are a wild boy. It
was a real I can't even car

737
01:04:43.599 --> 01:04:46.400
hearing music. Well fucking My reasoning
was so no one can't. Yeah that's

738
01:04:46.440 --> 01:04:48.880
true, boy. That's when you
have a house full of people, but

739
01:04:49.000 --> 01:04:53.440
you know when you have music playing. That one was wild because okay,

740
01:04:53.519 --> 01:04:58.360
so, and it's definitely deleted because
my uncle's the one who shared it.

741
01:04:59.000 --> 01:05:01.679
But when Wine said he might as
well wipe his ass with the child,

742
01:05:01.719 --> 01:05:05.039
there was this lady on Facebook live. And you know when she on Facebook

743
01:05:05.079 --> 01:05:12.320
live, that's fucking live. So
she was talking crazy. No, I

744
01:05:12.440 --> 01:05:15.360
wasn't cutting door dash out. They
didn't, Fine I had. I definitely

745
01:05:15.400 --> 01:05:18.559
went over there. In text from
Tom Fonda, uh so, Dr Linda,

746
01:05:19.440 --> 01:05:26.760
you thieven a little bitch, You
thieven a little bitch. If you

747
01:05:26.880 --> 01:05:32.440
if you know jer Linda a door
dasher in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, jur Linda.

748
01:05:32.639 --> 01:05:35.880
If you know jer Linda, a
door dasher in Milwaukee, Wisconsin,

749
01:05:36.119 --> 01:05:40.480
that bitch out here stilling food.
Niggas is hungry in the studio. There's

750
01:05:40.480 --> 01:05:49.239
only one month in the world named
jer Linda. You know, Oh that

751
01:05:49.480 --> 01:05:56.800
is j e R l O n
d A. Her daddy. Her daddy

752
01:05:56.920 --> 01:06:03.920
name was Jerry. Jared was Jeremy
okay old, so Jeremy was the name

753
01:06:04.000 --> 01:06:08.639
for that time. And then of
course everybody was Linda or yo yo sure

754
01:06:09.280 --> 01:06:19.159
spell again Jerry and yo yea spell
again j e R. Because the one

755
01:06:19.199 --> 01:06:25.119
I pulled up on Facebook, I'm
like, I don't know if that's her,

756
01:06:26.719 --> 01:06:33.599
but if if you know your Linda
who door dashes in Milwaukee, tell

757
01:06:33.639 --> 01:06:42.480
that bitch run that taco bell right
because she's gonna probably do something to that's

758
01:06:42.960 --> 01:06:45.079
like, you know what, on
second thought, I hope that shit blow

759
01:06:45.199 --> 01:06:54.039
your motherfucking asshole apart apart, No, it ain't my stomach like y'all,

760
01:06:54.079 --> 01:07:02.239
I gotta the ground beef yet,
Nigga Keisha said my notes gonna say,

761
01:07:02.320 --> 01:07:05.079
if I don't get my food,
I'm turning your ass every which way,

762
01:07:05.159 --> 01:07:15.440
but loose, turn them a loose
old Negro spiritual right now. Yeah,

763
01:07:15.559 --> 01:07:23.679
that shit, it's fucking wild.
Um. Okay, let's said her name

764
01:07:23.760 --> 01:07:27.280
might be Keyky on Facebook. You
know what, I love the comment people.

765
01:07:28.079 --> 01:07:30.199
Yeah, that that's who I found. That was the first result,

766
01:07:30.239 --> 01:07:31.639
and that was the only one from
what I saw, that was the only

767
01:07:31.679 --> 01:07:40.920
one that looked like they lived here. That's definitely sound like a Southern name.

768
01:07:41.719 --> 01:07:44.840
Somebody lived in Houston exactly. Yeah, that's why I don't think it's

769
01:07:44.840 --> 01:07:49.480
too many here in Milwaukee that was
like Houston. But no, So anyway,

770
01:07:49.679 --> 01:08:02.440
Um, this lady was on Facebook
Live. Yes, yes, yeah,

771
01:08:02.679 --> 01:08:13.880
it's like hey something, yeah,
so so this lady was on Facebook

772
01:08:13.960 --> 01:08:17.279
Live and on Facebook Lit like she's
going off and like you know when,

773
01:08:17.319 --> 01:08:20.439
first of all, you know why
motherfucker's going around saying my pussy and my

774
01:08:20.520 --> 01:08:24.279
ass, thinking blah blah blah blah
blah, like, first of all,

775
01:08:24.359 --> 01:08:27.239
I'm a big clean bitch and all
this other kind of shit, I use

776
01:08:27.359 --> 01:08:29.720
it. And she had like,
you know, the little wipes and ship

777
01:08:29.800 --> 01:08:31.960
the little wet wipes, and she
was like, uh, I used one

778
01:08:32.000 --> 01:08:34.199
of these whenever I First of all, she said, one of these.

779
01:08:34.399 --> 01:08:40.520
I caught that should I use one
of these every time I go blah blah

780
01:08:40.520 --> 01:08:43.399
blah blah blah, I wipe my
ass right here on this camera. And

781
01:08:43.520 --> 01:08:48.000
she took one and she wiped her
ass with it. It didn't go the

782
01:08:48.039 --> 01:08:57.439
way she thought, and that camera
stopped so quick. No, no,

783
01:08:59.159 --> 01:09:00.680
And I'm so mad because I know, I'm like, dude, what the

784
01:09:00.760 --> 01:09:06.359
fuck? I scream recorded it because
I knew that it was gonna disappear like

785
01:09:08.119 --> 01:09:14.119
she had a real dudo. Yes
hey. And somebody in the comments was

786
01:09:14.199 --> 01:09:15.600
like, hey, she really got
in that motherfucker too, because you see

787
01:09:15.640 --> 01:09:24.520
how it ripped apart when she pulled
it out. Yo, that is just

788
01:09:24.920 --> 01:09:30.199
beyond And she might as gonna shut
down her social media now find it,

789
01:09:30.319 --> 01:09:34.920
That's what I'm saying. It was
like, uh, she's done. Never

790
01:09:35.039 --> 01:09:42.479
to be heard from again, yo, that people will go through to prove

791
01:09:42.640 --> 01:09:46.640
some shit and destroy your reputation at
the same time on a lot. Now,

792
01:09:47.079 --> 01:09:50.000
now, look, this is a
thing for me. I don't know,

793
01:09:50.520 --> 01:09:55.279
but I mean once this on the
internet, yea, and yeah,

794
01:09:55.279 --> 01:10:00.720
and my uncle uncle Carl shared it. He was like, I think I'm

795
01:10:00.720 --> 01:10:02.920
Facebook friends with your uncle. I
think I'm Facebook friends with your uncle.

796
01:10:03.600 --> 01:10:15.720
I know how that happened. Talk
inappropriate. Oh, I'm already talking about

797
01:10:15.720 --> 01:10:18.479
my uncle. No, I found
it. I found it, y'all,

798
01:10:23.560 --> 01:10:44.199
stop at m. It must it
must be no, because it was on

799
01:10:44.359 --> 01:10:46.279
uncle But I had to scroll down
to the post where he shared it.

800
01:10:46.840 --> 01:10:51.000
And you know when in the comment
when people post videos in the comments,

801
01:10:51.079 --> 01:10:55.039
it don't just let you save them. Yeah, so you gotta scream record

802
01:10:55.199 --> 01:11:00.520
that ship and I hate that.
I'm watching right now now. Can we

803
01:11:00.840 --> 01:11:14.800
get it on the bench? Grem
No, it's not it's not in the

804
01:11:14.880 --> 01:11:16.720
gallery. Comments have said that we
don't need to see it. We believe

805
01:11:16.760 --> 01:11:27.560
you, fans, trust you chose
it ain't wing back on the first time.

806
01:11:29.600 --> 01:11:31.279
I remember that was the reason why
you didn't sent it. No,

807
01:11:31.920 --> 01:11:38.079
it was the reason was we weren't
trying to see all that we we we

808
01:11:38.359 --> 01:11:45.479
get surprised with a lot of shit
you did that that was a good one,

809
01:11:46.359 --> 01:11:54.880
I do. Finally I get one. It's been it's been no I

810
01:11:55.199 --> 01:11:59.600
um, y'all know, I do
only fans that only fans has a live

811
01:11:59.680 --> 01:12:08.359
option. I have never been so
like against going live even just doing porn

812
01:12:08.399 --> 01:12:14.560
because it's like one of the porns
that I saw when I was on House

813
01:12:14.680 --> 01:12:18.399
Arrest, it was called the Nugget. It was a clip no um remember

814
01:12:18.479 --> 01:12:24.960
ebombs World and ship It was a
clip on e Bombs World called the Nugget

815
01:12:25.000 --> 01:12:27.600
And I was like, why is
it called the nugget? But she had

816
01:12:27.800 --> 01:12:30.000
like ain't no bees or whatever,
and she was like pushing them out and

817
01:12:30.039 --> 01:12:43.640
then like a poop nugget popped out, just a doodoo ball. Must do

818
01:12:45.960 --> 01:12:53.960
all though, But yeah, I
UM, I don't like doing live only

819
01:12:54.000 --> 01:12:56.640
thing because it's like there are a
lot of things that people are into,

820
01:12:57.199 --> 01:13:00.880
you know, people like pissing,
that like doo doo, that like farting,

821
01:13:00.079 --> 01:13:02.640
like like they pay for farting video. They do a lot of ships.

822
01:13:03.680 --> 01:13:09.560
But I don't want it to be
a point where it's like I'm doing

823
01:13:09.600 --> 01:13:13.600
a video and I can't edit out
of poop because sometimes, you know,

824
01:13:13.720 --> 01:13:16.119
I put them them legs up in
that thigh touched the bottom of my stomach,

825
01:13:16.199 --> 01:13:19.039
and you know, I might feel
a little pressure, might feel a

826
01:13:19.079 --> 01:13:21.560
little pressure. I want to be
able to do that, and I have

827
01:13:21.680 --> 01:13:31.159
to worry about damn, bro,
I can't delete that, don't Anything can

828
01:13:31.199 --> 01:13:34.079
happen on camera. My wig can
slip it. It can be anything,

829
01:13:34.720 --> 01:13:44.760
literally anything. The very first time
me and Real Star recorded, my wig

830
01:13:44.840 --> 01:13:46.840
came off. He ain't care,
but it was funny because it's like,

831
01:13:47.039 --> 01:13:50.359
now, imagine if that was lie
here, I am getting banged out in

832
01:13:50.359 --> 01:13:54.800
the stocking cap. I know.
I mean if you would, but if

833
01:13:54.840 --> 01:13:57.119
you would have put your wig on, that might have more you know,

834
01:13:57.319 --> 01:14:01.439
entertaining. It was this motherfucker's brand
new back then, I think I don't

835
01:14:01.479 --> 01:14:17.600
want to fight you. See fuck
you gr Linda. Hey, that's the

836
01:14:17.680 --> 01:14:20.600
name of this episode and I'm not
even playing. Fuck you your Linda.

837
01:14:20.640 --> 01:14:27.920
That's the name of this episode.
And I'm so serious. It was two

838
01:14:28.600 --> 01:14:31.279
or have you have to tell tone
one hundred thousand times what the name of

839
01:14:31.319 --> 01:14:35.399
the episode is. My two hundred
episode was the most important fucking episode and

840
01:14:35.520 --> 01:14:38.439
it don't even have a name too. I don't know what the fuck he

841
01:14:38.520 --> 01:14:42.520
put because if you don't give me
your name in the beginning when it tags

842
01:14:42.560 --> 01:14:45.920
it everywhere, it tagged it,
whatever the hell it is, that's not

843
01:14:45.000 --> 01:14:47.359
true. Because I've given you the
name at the beginning, you still didn't

844
01:14:47.359 --> 01:14:50.079
put it on a lot. I'm
just telling you why that will Happenstimes,

845
01:14:50.079 --> 01:14:53.720
if you don't give the name in
the beginning when we go live, whatever

846
01:14:53.880 --> 01:14:58.760
is up there is what's up there? Said the name alone. I know

847
01:14:58.880 --> 01:15:06.680
she still fries. Wow, that
is a wild thing. We only got

848
01:15:06.800 --> 01:15:12.479
seven minutes. Hey, look,
I honestly feel like if you order from

849
01:15:12.520 --> 01:15:15.640
five guys, you might as well
just let me get them bottom of the

850
01:15:15.680 --> 01:15:23.840
bad fries. Bro. I think
if I order five guys, like I

851
01:15:24.079 --> 01:15:26.279
take my ship and just get a
dash to the bat out here. Bro.

852
01:15:28.640 --> 01:15:30.000
Yeah, like Brian, you know, just here, just take them,

853
01:15:30.000 --> 01:15:33.680
just take you, just take the
jelly bean has actually started um because

854
01:15:33.880 --> 01:15:39.279
jelly bean, you know, fries
and the air frier and um, she

855
01:15:39.520 --> 01:15:45.720
has been taken the um like the
steak seasoning and sprinkling it on the frozen

856
01:15:45.800 --> 01:15:47.880
steak fries and putting that shit in
the air frier. That ship been slapping.

857
01:15:49.399 --> 01:15:54.720
I was like, I was like
Eve been on TikTok er because whenever

858
01:15:54.760 --> 01:16:02.279
they do something food, I automatically
think that it's gonna be up. That's

859
01:16:02.319 --> 01:16:09.439
a fancy ham sandwich. Oh yeah, looking at these address and she definitely

860
01:16:09.479 --> 01:16:15.439
stole it. What about when when
you what about when you queff? We're

861
01:16:15.439 --> 01:16:19.000
about the queafit? Yeah, when
you when you're hitting, you hit it.

862
01:16:19.079 --> 01:16:21.479
When when you're hitting from the back
of the air is getting built up

863
01:16:21.479 --> 01:16:26.039
back there is that if I pulled
it during sex, I die. Um.

864
01:16:26.479 --> 01:16:30.479
What's funny is I've talked the story
on the poppet for but one of

865
01:16:30.920 --> 01:16:33.560
one of our childhood friends, Like, there was this guy and while she

866
01:16:33.720 --> 01:16:36.439
was riding them, she put it
on his ball and she just kept going.

867
01:16:36.880 --> 01:16:40.199
But you just keep on, just
act like she didn't happen. Man.

868
01:16:40.640 --> 01:16:45.279
Vibration, Man, that's what I'm
saying. That's what I'm saying.

869
01:16:45.520 --> 01:16:49.680
You know it could have been warm
though, you know how were you pulling?

870
01:16:49.800 --> 01:17:00.279
You said it would be extra one
that should be run as fus be

871
01:17:00.399 --> 01:17:05.000
extra warm, like because you were
sitting on your boot as you boot.

872
01:17:05.159 --> 01:17:08.840
I don't thought you said when you
were sick. I was like I do

873
01:17:08.920 --> 01:17:11.960
with the temperature of a boot.
Okay, you said when you sitting there,

874
01:17:12.279 --> 01:17:17.840
sitting down, your poot might be
extra one when you say, I

875
01:17:18.039 --> 01:17:25.880
definitely quick before you If you ain't, you ain't living. Yes, okay,

876
01:17:25.960 --> 01:17:32.239
let me stop the banner. It
was so funny because like the very

877
01:17:32.319 --> 01:17:40.079
first time that I quick, Oh
my god, the amount of it,

878
01:17:40.319 --> 01:17:44.840
the amount of explaining you like you
know, because you don't most of us

879
01:17:44.960 --> 01:17:47.399
when we started fucking, we didn't
know everything about sex. Most of your

880
01:17:47.399 --> 01:17:50.640
motherckers don't know everything now because I'd
be seeing a lot of Facebook posts and

881
01:17:50.680 --> 01:17:54.880
I'm like, you have a pussy, how do you not? No?

882
01:17:55.199 --> 01:18:02.760
You know? But I'm sitting here
like, dude, I did not poop,

883
01:18:02.960 --> 01:18:06.720
Like I don't know what the fuck
that was. I did not poop.

884
01:18:08.119 --> 01:18:10.439
And he didn't know what the fucking
quef was either, because he was

885
01:18:10.479 --> 01:18:13.039
kind of looking at me standing I'm
like, do you smell anything? Like

886
01:18:14.479 --> 01:18:16.000
trust me if I pooted, you
know, And I felt like me saying

887
01:18:16.039 --> 01:18:21.920
that didn't make it no better,
like at all, Like fucking booty bitch

888
01:18:27.399 --> 01:18:43.600
to be called the fucky booty bad
all right now? Think and as bitches.

889
01:18:43.840 --> 01:18:45.800
First of all, what's wrong,
period, I get right with y'all.

890
01:18:45.840 --> 01:18:49.880
Motherfucker's period, Okay, okay,
bitch, because motherfucker's want to sit

891
01:18:49.880 --> 01:18:53.920
around and hold up though, So
somebody's gonna sit around and sell the next

892
01:18:54.000 --> 01:18:57.159
motherfuck my ass think my coochie's thing? What type of shit off? Y'all?

893
01:18:57.199 --> 01:18:59.319
On? First of all, I'm
a big clean bit y'all. Okay,

894
01:18:59.560 --> 01:19:01.720
and you yeah, you can't fight
facts, okay, because I wipe

895
01:19:01.760 --> 01:19:04.279
my eye for one of these every
time I go to the bathroom. Okay,

896
01:19:04.520 --> 01:19:09.199
you can't fucking fight facts, all
right? Uh, this is fucking

897
01:19:09.199 --> 01:19:12.439
wishing, call it, bitch.
I wipe my eye for motherfucking Facebook.

898
01:19:12.479 --> 01:19:15.520
Okay, fuck out of here.
Got stupid ass bitches, stupid ass motherfucker.

899
01:19:16.520 --> 01:19:20.760
This is it? Yeah. Oh
but it's movement so slow though.

900
01:19:20.840 --> 01:19:28.960
What's good? We're gonna see like
spectrum right now. I think it might

901
01:19:28.960 --> 01:19:34.560
be the video quality period. Yeah. When I scream recorded, it plays

902
01:19:34.600 --> 01:19:43.920
fine because me and Syrica was over
here watching it, see me. I'm

903
01:19:43.960 --> 01:19:49.079
so glad it stopped because it was
about to get bad. It's about to

904
01:19:49.199 --> 01:20:02.680
go down, oh Chris, right, kaylor it was guy's hand speaking of

905
01:20:02.760 --> 01:20:14.000
which we thought down. Wow,
we get up, we down, we

906
01:20:14.359 --> 01:20:28.159
get up good sane. Yeah,
see how about you like that? Hey,

907
01:20:28.680 --> 01:20:30.640
we need this nigga page. I'm
gonna take a video a week off

908
01:20:30.720 --> 01:20:34.039
his page because now looks now he's
scrapping with a nigga with no legs.

909
01:20:35.199 --> 01:20:39.760
I hate, y'all. What the
hell, y'all? He the town?

910
01:20:40.680 --> 01:20:48.800
Look at dude? You know how
did you get clear body? And he

911
01:20:48.920 --> 01:20:53.319
kicked them with the with the stomp? All? Why is he kicking on

912
01:20:53.439 --> 01:21:01.800
with the stomp? No? Let
me play it, won't let me share

913
01:21:01.840 --> 01:21:08.439
it. Sorry. I just watched
the nigga get washed by another dude with

914
01:21:08.560 --> 01:21:14.520
no legs and he was kicking them
with this um with the stumps. Hey,

915
01:21:14.600 --> 01:21:17.439
man, Torso's raining supreme over here. My dude, this one,

916
01:21:18.159 --> 01:21:21.039
you know what? But that one
was pink though, so that's a little

917
01:21:21.079 --> 01:21:25.880
different. I don't know. I
think it's curly here. You sure you

918
01:21:25.920 --> 01:21:28.680
one like mixed with them? It's
possible. It could be a little drake

919
01:21:28.800 --> 01:21:33.239
situation going on. What. I
don't think a white boy would have had

920
01:21:33.319 --> 01:21:42.920
no skill like to takedown like that's
your nasty ass think and ass bitches.

921
01:21:43.119 --> 01:21:45.680
First of all, what's wrong?
Period? I get right with y'all motherfucker's

922
01:21:45.960 --> 01:21:49.399
period. Okay, okay, bitch, because motherfucker's want to fit around and

923
01:21:49.479 --> 01:21:53.479
hold up though, So if somebody's
gonna fit around and fell the next motherfucker

924
01:21:53.640 --> 01:21:56.399
my ass think my coochie's thing.
What type of shit of y'all? On?

925
01:21:56.520 --> 01:21:58.560
First of all, I'm a big
clean bit y'all. Okay, and

926
01:21:58.720 --> 01:22:00.840
you can't you can't facts, okay, because I wiped my eyes for one

927
01:22:00.880 --> 01:22:03.920
of these every time I go to
the bathroom. Okay, you can't fucking

928
01:22:04.000 --> 01:22:08.840
fight facts, all right, Uh, this is fucking wishing call, bitch.

929
01:22:08.840 --> 01:22:12.279
I wipe my eyes for motherfucking Facebook. Okay, fuck out of here,

930
01:22:12.520 --> 01:22:27.960
y'all. Stupid ass bitches, stupid
ass motherfucker. No, no for

931
01:22:28.119 --> 01:22:41.920
some um why it's so hard.
We'll be back. We'll be back after

932
01:22:41.960 --> 01:22:47.239
these messages online, Like she didn't
do a test room first, like she

933
01:22:47.279 --> 01:22:50.319
couldn't been all right, I'm gonna
gone here pop this ship, but make

934
01:22:50.359 --> 01:22:56.560
sure you know I ain't got no
ship, right, Like she couldn't have

935
01:22:56.600 --> 01:23:00.399
easily be like, you know,
put a little best leaning her face and

936
01:23:00.439 --> 01:23:01.520
make it look like she was sweating
or something, like she had a long

937
01:23:01.680 --> 01:23:05.399
day and didn't win wipe the rest
she had just watching. She ain't go

938
01:23:05.520 --> 01:23:10.520
she ain't gonna take a hole.
Okay, oh hold on. Can we

939
01:23:10.600 --> 01:23:19.600
have to have a moment of silence
right now? But you can't. We're

940
01:23:19.640 --> 01:23:25.720
back now. You want a moment
to sign it, you want a moment

941
01:23:25.800 --> 01:23:29.319
of silence. I'm talking about what
I was telling my goddamn story. You

942
01:23:29.319 --> 01:23:30.840
wouldn't be in silent then, motherfuckers. So I don't talk about your mom

943
01:23:30.880 --> 01:23:38.119
in the silence. I was playing
background the story Ni Nick Abi, Yeah,

944
01:23:38.199 --> 01:23:41.960
I saw. I talked the story
about you know how she had a

945
01:23:42.039 --> 01:23:51.199
dagon was coming soon? Hotel chronicles
with Niki Walker because I was using them

946
01:23:55.279 --> 01:23:59.720
because first of all, wine,
you don't just put away the dicks.

947
01:23:59.800 --> 01:24:01.880
You have to sanitize and clean the
dick. You don't just put the dicks

948
01:24:01.880 --> 01:24:08.560
away, you have to clean him
and ship first. There is no bathtub,

949
01:24:08.640 --> 01:24:12.520
and I wouldn't just a raw dog
the fucking shower floor with my dicks.

950
01:24:14.680 --> 01:24:24.560
YO, turn the shower, wish
it around. So I did have

951
01:24:24.680 --> 01:24:27.279
to hold it up and wash him
down. Though, like big Daddy,

952
01:24:27.319 --> 01:24:31.560
I had to something. No,
I didn't feel like I was jagging him

953
01:24:31.560 --> 01:24:34.720
a little bit too much. With
the soap though, But you gotta you

954
01:24:34.800 --> 01:24:39.560
know, he got a mushroom tip. You gotta really get under that.

955
01:24:39.680 --> 01:24:43.079
Look. I don't want bv Okay, the slightest thing throws me off.

956
01:24:43.119 --> 01:24:45.800
So I have to make sure shit
is really clean. So you know,

957
01:24:46.039 --> 01:24:49.439
I'm like, I have to fully
rub them down now because of the material,

958
01:24:51.479 --> 01:24:58.600
they'll get gummy. So you have
to dust it. But you know

959
01:24:58.720 --> 01:25:02.720
how you thought that it was ashy
when we first took it out the No,

960
01:25:02.880 --> 01:25:05.640
but that's what I'm saying. It's
supposed like you have to dust it

961
01:25:05.720 --> 01:25:11.600
with the powder to keep the material
from being gummy and sticky. How she

962
01:25:11.880 --> 01:25:21.720
was remember that, oh, when
I accidentally glaved the dick in your face?

963
01:25:21.760 --> 01:25:25.920
She was asking if you were I
was listening. I'm looking at the

964
01:25:25.960 --> 01:25:28.680
comments. I'm doing my job over
here. That I was like mud,

965
01:25:28.840 --> 01:25:42.359
but the colored mud, but mud
but sitting I'm trying to say she didn't

966
01:25:42.399 --> 01:25:50.439
feel squoshy when she walked hotels or
hotels, hotel, she didn't feel squishy

967
01:25:50.560 --> 01:25:56.439
when she talk about her hotel story. That's what I mean reading shold you

968
01:25:57.039 --> 01:26:00.600
we would. I can't read they're
talking. It's gonna be a minute where

969
01:26:00.600 --> 01:26:04.720
this is gonna be too many.
Damn, please stop. Yeah, but

970
01:26:04.840 --> 01:26:10.159
you can't just stop using dick and
then put it away right away. And

971
01:26:10.279 --> 01:26:16.119
because I was actively filming content,
I had to keep stuffing out, so

972
01:26:16.600 --> 01:26:24.279
every hole had one. When you
use a plate for one meal, right,

973
01:26:25.359 --> 01:26:28.399
do you immediately wash it and put
it up or do you put it

974
01:26:28.479 --> 01:26:30.880
in the sink and then when you
hungry again and you go get the bowl

975
01:26:31.640 --> 01:26:35.479
and use that bowl, do you
wash the bowl right away or do you

976
01:26:35.520 --> 01:26:38.960
put it in the synk with the
plate until you were ready to wash everything

977
01:26:39.039 --> 01:26:45.000
collectively? That's a bad analogy.
I'm just saying because something depending on what

978
01:26:45.119 --> 01:26:48.520
I'm eating, I'm eating out of
one bowl. I had one bowl,

979
01:26:48.600 --> 01:26:53.680
one cup, and I'm eating out
of that all day because i hate washing

980
01:26:53.840 --> 01:26:57.039
dishes, so I'm trying to minimize
on washing dish. And it's not a

981
01:26:57.079 --> 01:27:00.399
bad analogy because you just said that
you're keeping that one thing out to eat

982
01:27:00.439 --> 01:27:05.680
it all day. No. No, when I go eat the second man,

983
01:27:05.800 --> 01:27:09.560
I washed the ball out. It
is what I'm saying. So again,

984
01:27:09.800 --> 01:27:13.000
how many dicks are you using at
a time, because if you only

985
01:27:13.079 --> 01:27:15.800
use if you only use it one
dick when you got done with the one

986
01:27:15.920 --> 01:27:18.359
dick. You could have went and
washed the one dick and put it away

987
01:27:18.399 --> 01:27:21.279
and then left the room. First
of you got a gaggle of dicks?

988
01:27:21.319 --> 01:27:30.119
Are you just first of all I
have? First of all I have,

989
01:27:30.640 --> 01:27:39.279
I have two holes and a clarterist. You only got two hands. Well,

990
01:27:39.439 --> 01:27:43.279
depending on which toy it is,
it moves on its own. Look

991
01:27:43.800 --> 01:27:48.159
I'm saying say so. One of
my favorite podcasts is starting an attempt segment

992
01:27:48.239 --> 01:27:51.760
where they review only fans pages.
Guess whose page I'm sending. I can't

993
01:27:51.960 --> 01:28:04.920
wait to see what they say.
Put your press is good press? Right?

994
01:28:05.520 --> 01:28:14.319
Drop a new ship? Yeah yeah, because like before, like with

995
01:28:15.000 --> 01:28:18.640
me having to stop and everything,
like all of my ship was long,

996
01:28:18.800 --> 01:28:25.239
full length, unlocked. They don't
have to pay for extra shit washing toys.

997
01:28:25.319 --> 01:28:28.039
Is how the video girl feel about
her tissue. She wanted to save

998
01:28:28.119 --> 01:28:30.039
her tissues so she wipes on today. See. I knew it was gonna

999
01:28:30.039 --> 01:28:32.760
be a problem when I looked at
the size of her legs and ass,

1000
01:28:32.840 --> 01:28:38.479
and she said, I use one
of these every time I go. I

1001
01:28:38.560 --> 01:28:41.720
don't even got to ask she got
and I have to use more than one

1002
01:28:42.039 --> 01:28:51.760
of anything. Absolutely that was her
hair, and she really contested that her

1003
01:28:51.840 --> 01:29:01.439
ass stick her phone. So here, here's my thing now. I told

1004
01:29:01.560 --> 01:29:09.920
y'all on way back on an earlier
episode that one day I was wiping my

1005
01:29:10.039 --> 01:29:16.319
ass after taking the ship, and
anybody that I know of anyway you're wiping

1006
01:29:16.399 --> 01:29:20.880
look because you you know, you're
checking. And upon doing that, I

1007
01:29:21.000 --> 01:29:27.239
was like, Bro, there are
people's breath that really smelled just like this,

1008
01:29:30.600 --> 01:29:34.039
Like I like, I used to
think like people was just like you're

1009
01:29:34.079 --> 01:29:38.199
not just talking like being funny with
like dog breath smell like shit, No,

1010
01:29:38.399 --> 01:29:42.279
that's what it really. It's like, Bro, somebody breath really smelled

1011
01:29:42.319 --> 01:29:48.840
like this. So I want to
know how it is that she wiped her

1012
01:29:48.920 --> 01:29:54.399
ass and before she even got to
unfolding it, when she brought that win

1013
01:29:54.560 --> 01:30:01.920
around, Howard didn't know like how
her hand as a damn ship broa ass,

1014
01:30:09.000 --> 01:30:17.399
No, I'm god ass and the
thought brother smelling like real crazy yeah,

1015
01:30:17.720 --> 01:30:20.359
and I'm sitting because someone I'm like, bro, I'm like, it's

1016
01:30:20.479 --> 01:30:33.359
really people breath that smell identical.
What do you have to eat to it's

1017
01:30:33.439 --> 01:30:38.800
more than that, look, because
I mean it's one thing, like you

1018
01:30:38.840 --> 01:30:41.439
know, if it's like a rotten
tooth for you know, you know,

1019
01:30:41.600 --> 01:30:46.479
sh people actually going on, but
like, what has to happen for your

1020
01:30:47.119 --> 01:30:53.640
mouth to smell like the feces gummy
bear? And then that ship was so

1021
01:30:53.880 --> 01:31:00.279
strong it's stained. The metal on
the mic. Wipe to the tissue was

1022
01:31:00.359 --> 01:31:08.319
pink. You don't They're gonna wipe
to your asshole. Bro, I've done

1023
01:31:08.399 --> 01:31:17.520
that, I have done you got
it? He just said I would be

1024
01:31:17.600 --> 01:31:20.960
on a plane to Africa because no, right and now, because you know

1025
01:31:21.159 --> 01:31:27.199
people screen records. Shit, she
you can't lip damn. Then I displayed

1026
01:31:27.239 --> 01:31:30.239
it for but you can't live that
down right? Are you? Are you

1027
01:31:30.359 --> 01:31:36.560
helping you? I didn't tell her
to go you know, fucking chocolate factory

1028
01:31:36.640 --> 01:31:45.000
online? Is she? R?
Kellaers? Though? Pretty much I want

1029
01:31:45.079 --> 01:31:55.199
your food. Your life won't be
the same when you get a whiff I'm

1030
01:31:55.239 --> 01:31:58.920
hearing about. Um, don't get
ready for that that green video. So

1031
01:31:59.119 --> 01:32:02.800
I was talking about I want to
do a group field trip. Now,

1032
01:32:04.279 --> 01:32:10.840
um, hostially awkward crew you know, and listeners are definitely welcome to join.

1033
01:32:10.960 --> 01:32:15.640
But I really really really want us
to go on a group field trip.

1034
01:32:15.960 --> 01:32:17.520
I mean, we were talking about
doing an arcade anyway, right,

1035
01:32:18.159 --> 01:32:23.760
go ahead and play that green video. We're going on a trip for rocket

1036
01:32:23.800 --> 01:32:33.960
ship. Feel better now I have
a doctor. I like video, right,

1037
01:32:34.800 --> 01:32:38.720
Yeah, but it's not not that
easy over here because ain't no mouse?

1038
01:32:39.079 --> 01:32:43.600
Why isn't that moving? They got
a mouse? Okay, green one,

1039
01:33:20.920 --> 01:33:29.760
you're done, so you're not about
to break all of our stuff.

1040
01:33:30.399 --> 01:33:33.479
Hey, cal said, how you
an adult and don't know how to wipe?

1041
01:33:33.560 --> 01:33:36.199
And they make extra large wipes,
do they? I never knew that.

1042
01:33:38.239 --> 01:33:41.880
Yeah, for those big shitty moments. I never knew that. No,

1043
01:33:42.079 --> 01:33:45.039
just from bigger cheeks. No,
it's for those big shitty moments,

1044
01:33:45.119 --> 01:33:46.800
for the old people. That's it's
an adult wipes. It's for the for

1045
01:33:46.880 --> 01:33:54.319
the big shitty moments. But you
big cheek heathas have taken them because they're

1046
01:33:54.399 --> 01:33:59.840
easier. What moments? And I
make sure I will never have one of

1047
01:33:59.840 --> 01:34:04.520
the those moments in my life.
No, I don't know you remember this

1048
01:34:04.680 --> 01:34:10.560
moment? But would you be in
the Samsun owner? You remember when the

1049
01:34:10.640 --> 01:34:13.960
VRS first came out? Right?
Yeah? Ok? Do you remember the

1050
01:34:14.079 --> 01:34:15.680
day, because you remember I was
still working at Samson when they first dropped.

1051
01:34:15.720 --> 01:34:18.920
Everybody was just so oh the occulus. But I'm like, bro,

1052
01:34:19.079 --> 01:34:21.760
we we've been had that. Do
you remember the day when I brung it

1053
01:34:21.920 --> 01:34:27.359
over by the house and we let
Monte use it. Oh you put that

1054
01:34:27.439 --> 01:34:36.720
scary one. It was because when
you first but it first starts, it

1055
01:34:36.840 --> 01:34:40.399
was just regular you when you walking
in the hallway, you in the room,

1056
01:34:40.439 --> 01:34:43.279
you're just doing regular stuff. But
what Bro did, though, was

1057
01:34:43.399 --> 01:34:46.000
the bitch was behind him the whole
time, so he's just an oo and

1058
01:34:46.159 --> 01:34:48.560
on about like, oh man,
dog, I can look up here,

1059
01:34:48.560 --> 01:34:50.479
I can look there. And he
turned around. He was like, oh

1060
01:34:50.600 --> 01:35:00.880
shit, I feel like when you
put a v our handsled on you go

1061
01:35:00.000 --> 01:35:02.079
into it like this is not real. This is not real. This is

1062
01:35:02.159 --> 01:35:05.359
not real. Some houshold ship still
scared the fun out you think. I

1063
01:35:05.399 --> 01:35:09.720
mean, it depends on what you
got because some of the can you imagine

1064
01:35:09.760 --> 01:35:16.079
like doing VR on mushrooms. I
would not. I wouldn't because that that

1065
01:35:16.319 --> 01:35:21.159
underwater one. Sorry, I mean
I'm gonna be high, so I mean

1066
01:35:21.720 --> 01:35:25.319
well, I said, man,
that was the funnest fuck. My fan

1067
01:35:25.439 --> 01:35:28.119
went to a group one and I
almost passed out. My brother was like,

1068
01:35:28.199 --> 01:35:32.880
girl, that's not me chasing you
shoot back. It depends on what

1069
01:35:33.000 --> 01:35:39.119
you because I was in one that
was like American gladiators. Uh, I

1070
01:35:39.319 --> 01:35:43.720
did the Horn of the Haunted House
one and I want I want to do

1071
01:35:43.920 --> 01:35:45.520
something where like all of us like
as a group, like we go in

1072
01:35:45.640 --> 01:35:54.399
togethering shit. But um, that's
definitely something that I like as a group

1073
01:35:54.760 --> 01:35:57.640
because we we had fun, like
we all went, you know, and

1074
01:35:57.760 --> 01:36:02.239
we all played laser tag. And
that was when I ran into that was

1075
01:36:02.279 --> 01:36:09.560
the one with lazy held up.
I had walked, but I hit the

1076
01:36:09.800 --> 01:36:15.319
wall so hard. I don't know
what the fund happened, but I just

1077
01:36:15.560 --> 01:36:20.159
turned around him rests back. We
all did go that one because that's the

1078
01:36:20.159 --> 01:36:25.159
one that had the balcony one.
That's when Kim was hiding in the crevice

1079
01:36:25.560 --> 01:36:32.720
shooting from I said, you know
that with us that Nigga does have a

1080
01:36:32.760 --> 01:36:41.520
trigger finger. He got he hiding
these points in it. I just imagine

1081
01:36:41.560 --> 01:36:44.279
getting took out a laser tag by
Nigga whose head looked just like this.

1082
01:36:45.640 --> 01:36:49.199
You know, time you got to
reevaluate chill life. Did them kids came

1083
01:36:49.239 --> 01:36:54.000
in in the U Kim said,
I did. Where I was flying from

1084
01:36:54.039 --> 01:37:00.000
building the building fell right over on
the floor. Now, one thing about

1085
01:37:00.119 --> 01:37:04.920
me is I don't think I could
handle one with like with with heights because

1086
01:37:05.279 --> 01:37:09.039
even it, I mean it's not
even VR, like it's not three to

1087
01:37:09.399 --> 01:37:15.880
nothing. Just me watching certain videos
like on Facebook. It instant, like

1088
01:37:15.960 --> 01:37:19.560
I get butterflies in my stomach and
my booty hole. Do like this one

1089
01:37:19.600 --> 01:37:25.920
time your booty hole actually closes.
No, it wasn't, That's what I'm

1090
01:37:25.960 --> 01:37:29.880
saying. So that's why I don't
think I could handle heights in VR,

1091
01:37:30.039 --> 01:37:34.319
because I can't even like watch like
you know how people have go pros and

1092
01:37:34.439 --> 01:37:38.600
they might, like me testing like
a new roller coaster or like if they

1093
01:37:38.760 --> 01:37:44.439
bungee jumping and ship and it's like
just seeing it, it gives me butterflies

1094
01:37:44.479 --> 01:37:55.279
in my stomach and my bootyhole just
they literally put us in its Damn.

1095
01:37:55.359 --> 01:37:59.640
It's the movie where they climbed this
climb this big ass pole for no fucking

1096
01:37:59.680 --> 01:38:04.560
reason. Oh Fall, that's the
movie I said I had. Yeah,

1097
01:38:05.279 --> 01:38:09.479
that was just that was funny at
the end because I was like, damn,

1098
01:38:10.560 --> 01:38:20.479
what the twist? No Ruby Chicken
when he was when they kept showing

1099
01:38:20.520 --> 01:38:27.439
on him like night Shamalan, Ye, what the twist? This dog always

1100
01:38:27.479 --> 01:38:30.239
doing that shit. I was watching
this movie to day called blind Spotting.

1101
01:38:31.680 --> 01:38:34.920
It's in a movie or a show. No, No, the movie is

1102
01:38:36.279 --> 01:38:41.119
the show is like the sequel to
the movie, and they actually really do

1103
01:38:41.199 --> 01:38:43.720
go together. Everybody's in the boat
up. So I went back and watched

1104
01:38:43.760 --> 01:38:46.640
the movie and whatnot, and there's
this scene where the white dude goes into

1105
01:38:46.720 --> 01:38:53.399
a barber shop ran by Tshakamby to
all people, and Dog is selling like

1106
01:38:53.880 --> 01:38:58.199
beauty supply stuff and he's going on, he's great, seals me. She

1107
01:38:58.359 --> 01:39:00.199
almost made me buy when I'm watching
the damn movie and then she's like,

1108
01:39:00.359 --> 01:39:02.560
you know what, And I don't
like to be tricked. I don't like

1109
01:39:02.680 --> 01:39:05.359
to be fool. That's why I
don't like scary movies. Fuck them.

1110
01:39:05.640 --> 01:39:09.680
Fuck him nice Shamala. And then
you hear somebody in the back of your

1111
01:39:09.760 --> 01:39:18.960
fuck dog in his twists, m
sham yeah, he'd be awesome. Sh

1112
01:39:19.199 --> 01:39:30.199
like this nigga worse than Law and
Order. Man change his name. Secondly,

1113
01:39:31.119 --> 01:39:35.039
Law and Order every episode has a
twist because who you think did it?

1114
01:39:35.359 --> 01:39:39.279
Within thirty minutes you're gonna find it. That's not who did it.

1115
01:39:40.079 --> 01:39:45.560
And the other Law and Orders is
really white. The best one is SVU.

1116
01:39:45.680 --> 01:39:48.680
That's the only one worth watching.
I tried watching Lawn Order, Criminal

1117
01:39:48.840 --> 01:39:59.439
into Boom Order, just lawn Order, Boom they brought they brought a dog

1118
01:39:59.560 --> 01:40:05.199
bag his ship Boom fuck out of
here. You'll take yeah, bro,

1119
01:40:06.560 --> 01:40:11.840
weakest, I don't like you.
The only time that show cracking is when

1120
01:40:11.880 --> 01:40:15.119
they do the crossovers. So that
way s VU be on his show is

1121
01:40:15.199 --> 01:40:23.199
VU might be on like Chicago PD. That's when shit really crack. They

1122
01:40:23.279 --> 01:40:28.840
do crossover episodes because it's all on
NBC. You might be right. I

1123
01:40:28.920 --> 01:40:34.680
am right. I watched the show, Bro. I'm sorry, but like

1124
01:40:34.880 --> 01:40:38.960
Nigga Crime travels, motherfucker Nica might
do a crime in New York and then

1125
01:40:39.119 --> 01:40:41.800
leave to Chicago. That's that's the
only way you get the story right,

1126
01:40:42.479 --> 01:40:47.720
because I not like Chicago Fire in
Chicago PD, do like a mega crossover

1127
01:40:47.920 --> 01:40:54.399
and they'll come bye. Law Order. SV would like Chicago PD because like

1128
01:40:54.520 --> 01:40:57.520
niggas to do crime in Chicago and
then go fuck off of being New York

1129
01:40:57.600 --> 01:41:00.039
somewhere. They do that shit on
the Rookie too, right, and it's

1130
01:41:00.119 --> 01:41:04.520
all under NBC, So it's like
how they used to do it back in

1131
01:41:04.600 --> 01:41:06.680
the day. When like Steve I
go to show up on like four House

1132
01:41:09.479 --> 01:41:12.680
for no fucking reason. Why are
you here like dog because he launched himself

1133
01:41:12.760 --> 01:41:15.239
off his show. He laid it
in Wisconsin, had to work his way

1134
01:41:15.319 --> 01:41:19.000
back down to Chicago. And that
is how he was on every episode of

1135
01:41:19.079 --> 01:41:27.399
TGI Friday one day for real exactly
why so, I mean we on top

1136
01:41:27.439 --> 01:41:32.680
of a lawn order SVU. Anyway, now, before I start this though,

1137
01:41:33.279 --> 01:41:40.359
um, I just want to say, we just had this conversation last

1138
01:41:40.399 --> 01:41:45.319
week about niggas and the smile shit. So when I'm leaving Chiba Hut,

1139
01:41:47.560 --> 01:41:50.079
I asked, guys, I was
helping the customer her and I said,

1140
01:41:50.239 --> 01:41:51.920
and I was like, oh wait, no, can't tell you that,

1141
01:41:54.159 --> 01:41:56.039
all right, that's a bad thing. I can't tell you the smile.

1142
01:41:56.920 --> 01:42:04.039
And I'm just like sam around smile. And I think I was so distraught

1143
01:42:04.039 --> 01:42:10.359
about them possibly seeing, you know, my body on the table. I

1144
01:42:10.520 --> 01:42:15.319
wasn't thinking about it. But so
on top of niggas, you know,

1145
01:42:15.520 --> 01:42:21.119
telling us how to smiles, on
top of niggas just randomly telling us to

1146
01:42:21.199 --> 01:42:26.840
smile. We know how niggas get
handsy, but our permission. When you

1147
01:42:26.880 --> 01:42:30.560
went the club, they automatically assume
that they have the right to touch you

1148
01:42:30.720 --> 01:42:36.479
because you were shaking ass or in
a nightclub. I like this idea.

1149
01:42:36.720 --> 01:42:40.520
Can we can we pull up the
video with the ass cheek in it?

1150
01:42:40.600 --> 01:42:53.840
Please? I feel like women should
start doing this to niggas who touched them

1151
01:42:53.880 --> 01:43:02.960
in the club without permission as ship. Yeah, I don't know what order

1152
01:43:03.119 --> 01:43:08.840
is. I mean a booty cheek
sound. It's the very first video I

1153
01:43:08.920 --> 01:43:17.600
sent you today though. That's when
you feel you can't go on, come

1154
01:43:17.640 --> 01:43:26.279
on in smile it's you and me. Hall knows go all these got some

1155
01:43:26.359 --> 01:43:34.319
slaps seven smile. White people will
be at my job be so shocked when

1156
01:43:34.359 --> 01:43:41.279
I start playing certain songs and I
know when I get the plan, can't

1157
01:43:41.279 --> 01:43:48.239
go for that. Um niggas in
the club do not touch me? And

1158
01:43:48.319 --> 01:43:55.840
they go touch me and hold up
put this okay, s don't go Stanner

1159
01:43:59.560 --> 01:44:11.720
that go hey, this is stone
Coaster. I really feel like that's what

1160
01:44:11.840 --> 01:44:14.560
we just need to start doing the
niggas. What if yo yo, goofy

1161
01:44:14.880 --> 01:44:16.680
something. Put you on the bosky, Now you're on the ford. Nelson

1162
01:44:16.720 --> 01:44:20.439
trying to give a MoU a stone
cold stunning. He ain't gonna expect it,

1163
01:44:20.439 --> 01:44:26.920
so it was gonna be too quick. Point my point exactly high.

1164
01:44:27.000 --> 01:44:36.960
Bitch. I watched wrestler too gets
you with a crossroads. I saw that

1165
01:44:38.079 --> 01:44:42.880
earlier, and I'm like, damn, I really wish that back when I

1166
01:44:43.000 --> 01:44:46.800
was partying. Shit, I thought
about that stunning nigga. Right the club

1167
01:44:50.039 --> 01:45:00.640
shatters. Oh my fucking chin,
I said, some man have that bad.

1168
01:45:00.800 --> 01:45:02.439
I hate when me and touch your
waist to get around you or grab

1169
01:45:02.560 --> 01:45:08.640
your arm. Don't touch me.
You can't if you're in a tight space.

1170
01:45:11.239 --> 01:45:14.119
It's a lot like man, because
it's like you don't know if you

1171
01:45:14.159 --> 01:45:15.039
should have the front of you or
the back of you, because you're like

1172
01:45:15.119 --> 01:45:23.239
either way. It's just like it's
about I'm already a big man. You

1173
01:45:23.359 --> 01:45:27.880
see me walking your but it's like
here's the thing. It was like,

1174
01:45:27.960 --> 01:45:36.760
here's the thing, so yeah,
right, but it's like, you know,

1175
01:45:36.880 --> 01:45:43.920
you're trying to get by and shit, and you know that you don't

1176
01:45:43.960 --> 01:45:47.239
have to touch me in order to
go by. You can ship me right

1177
01:45:47.279 --> 01:45:51.039
along, you know, and turn
your dick the other way, but you

1178
01:45:51.159 --> 01:45:55.560
don't gotta like, you don't gotta
put your meat on my butt and grab

1179
01:45:55.640 --> 01:46:01.600
my waist to get by. Excuse
me, really hard they so you just

1180
01:46:01.720 --> 01:46:10.479
go dragging, just dragged dick across
my crack, bro, I wouldn't want

1181
01:46:10.479 --> 01:46:13.720
That's probably the best answer. I
wish at the time that shit perfectly like

1182
01:46:13.800 --> 01:46:16.880
a nigga do that and I could
just release like the most vibrating is poop,

1183
01:46:17.920 --> 01:46:24.039
right, Because if you are Creed, then lot of times I tell

1184
01:46:24.079 --> 01:46:28.079
your daddy and creed and if your
daddy agreed, his daddy wasn't creed.

1185
01:46:28.359 --> 01:46:31.760
And your uncle probably raped people.
So you come from a long so you

1186
01:46:31.880 --> 01:46:35.439
come from a long line of fucked
up individuals. My MoMA ain't know who.

1187
01:46:40.600 --> 01:46:43.520
You come from a long line of
fucked up people, so there's probably

1188
01:46:43.600 --> 01:46:45.720
no hope for you. And then
and then when you birth the kid,

1189
01:46:45.880 --> 01:46:48.800
your kid gonna be out here fucked
up because you don't know how to teach

1190
01:46:48.800 --> 01:46:54.000
them right fro around because nobody touched
up goofy ass right from around. And

1191
01:46:54.399 --> 01:46:57.960
that's how you have those fucked up
family trees. And then there are women

1192
01:46:58.000 --> 01:47:00.439
who go out in the world knowing
that these niggas are them, and they

1193
01:47:00.520 --> 01:47:02.680
give them babies, and then we
create more. It's like it's like a

1194
01:47:02.800 --> 01:47:10.640
cycle of fun the humans. Yeah, that's pretty pretty much eyegrass. And

1195
01:47:10.720 --> 01:47:15.159
then and then that that's the mama
who'll be on Facebook like, why y'all

1196
01:47:15.159 --> 01:47:17.880
shooting my son because your son was
out here abusing women, so she put

1197
01:47:17.920 --> 01:47:24.399
one in his eyes. Touch our
purpose and the amount of times we have

1198
01:47:24.520 --> 01:47:29.000
been improperly touched on purpose and bars
is crazy, absolutely, and just being

1199
01:47:29.039 --> 01:47:30.600
grabbed in general, like you don't
got to grab my whole arm to try

1200
01:47:30.640 --> 01:47:34.600
to get my attention the whole arm, Yes, my whole arm, Like

1201
01:47:34.720 --> 01:47:42.199
why are you grabbed my whole arm? Like from the shoulder on the people's

1202
01:47:42.279 --> 01:47:47.960
elbows text and then try to say
you're skinning the soft the fuck? Get

1203
01:47:48.039 --> 01:47:55.239
a compliments on and maybe it made
buy some body, but hey, women

1204
01:47:55.279 --> 01:48:04.399
do that shit too every stage,
where'd he touch you? Tommy show,

1205
01:48:09.600 --> 01:48:15.079
slide By grab dick on God like
women of Perverse two they are apparently last

1206
01:48:15.199 --> 01:48:21.079
night we were women watching time to
get a rest for two weeks taking the

1207
01:48:21.319 --> 01:48:28.800
draws off. You're buk I was. I was hoping that that was just

1208
01:48:28.920 --> 01:48:31.760
for show purposes. I really hope
my man's not going through Are you really

1209
01:48:31.800 --> 01:48:36.760
going through this? Brow? You
really feeling on the comfortable a time?

1210
01:48:38.399 --> 01:48:41.119
No? I'm serious, Like when
you out happened like that, it ain't

1211
01:48:42.439 --> 01:48:46.600
especially like I definitely back trying to
get past if it's somebody ain't ain't tight.

1212
01:48:46.800 --> 01:48:49.960
That part why I've lost my passion
of bar team. I don't want

1213
01:48:49.960 --> 01:48:57.199
to be grabbed or touched. Everybody
keep their hands to this though. Yeah,

1214
01:48:57.279 --> 01:48:59.720
and they're problem solved, honestly,
Like when you're about to walk by

1215
01:49:00.119 --> 01:49:02.760
one of these, definitely, I
don't know nothing to do that. Does

1216
01:49:02.800 --> 01:49:08.039
that? He like, I'm trying
to get right, because that's all I

1217
01:49:08.079 --> 01:49:11.319
want to That's what I'm saying.
You can shoot me on by. You

1218
01:49:11.319 --> 01:49:15.279
don't gotta put your hands on my
waist and ship. Have you seen the

1219
01:49:15.399 --> 01:49:20.319
story that's going around about the football
player to one? Okay? So so

1220
01:49:21.239 --> 01:49:25.000
like they got footage of the walking
like in the household like the ranger,

1221
01:49:25.159 --> 01:49:29.000
Oh yeah, that was that was
on the doctor for to that nigga.

1222
01:49:29.479 --> 01:49:31.800
Oh, let's not forget about your
boy Trey Songs, who don't know how

1223
01:49:31.840 --> 01:49:36.239
to keep his mother fucking hands to
himself. Ten million dollars later, now

1224
01:49:36.399 --> 01:49:41.359
he's being sued. Can we the
first time somebody went after him for that?

1225
01:49:41.520 --> 01:49:45.399
Can we get Tray Songs out of
here? Last last time we had

1226
01:49:45.439 --> 01:49:48.800
and saw him, he had a
fucking so good curl or something that was

1227
01:49:48.880 --> 01:49:51.880
weird. We got Chris Brown,
we got like we're good on R and

1228
01:49:51.960 --> 01:49:56.439
B niggas right now, we got
a few got we gotta know like it's

1229
01:49:56.439 --> 01:50:00.720
some new niggas coming nigga shot right, you know we Tray Song is really

1230
01:50:00.760 --> 01:50:02.279
not that like he got a few
slaves, but he really not that great

1231
01:50:02.279 --> 01:50:08.279
of a same like, do we
really need to? I would bring Lloyd

1232
01:50:08.760 --> 01:50:13.199
so here. So here's the thing. Here's the thing, Tray Songs,

1233
01:50:13.479 --> 01:50:20.119
Tray Songs is not a singer.
He's a hit maker. But for hearing

1234
01:50:20.119 --> 01:50:24.439
me out. But when you look
at a lot of the people that we

1235
01:50:24.720 --> 01:50:30.199
like, really praised on music,
a lot of R and B niggas can't

1236
01:50:30.239 --> 01:50:36.439
fucking sing music. Sold y'all keep
sweating, don't do that. Don't sweat.

1237
01:50:39.680 --> 01:50:44.159
That's true. He can't sing.
But but what exactly, But what

1238
01:50:44.279 --> 01:50:48.560
I'm saying, what I'm saying,
what I'm saying is and when we look

1239
01:50:48.720 --> 01:50:51.960
at R and B like as a
whole, like from now to even going

1240
01:50:53.000 --> 01:50:56.960
back when we were kids, a
lot of fucking R and B artists were

1241
01:50:57.119 --> 01:51:00.159
trash when it came to vocals,
but they knew how to make shit sound

1242
01:51:00.239 --> 01:51:06.000
good. TLC bro TLC is a
group who was really singing in that motherfucker

1243
01:51:06.119 --> 01:51:10.520
but TLC was hot. Hey,
Keith Sweat put on a hell of a

1244
01:51:10.600 --> 01:51:16.560
show, but he got in the
glass of tequila. He be sweating artist

1245
01:51:16.640 --> 01:51:24.239
Bridge. I don't understand, right, because there there's a Trey had a

1246
01:51:24.439 --> 01:51:27.680
lot of something like a lot of
shit that's not even like on the radio.

1247
01:51:27.760 --> 01:51:30.960
Trey got some hints he's just he's
not a fucking singer. But I'm

1248
01:51:30.079 --> 01:51:33.479
used to that because when I go
back and like, dude, motherfuckers it

1249
01:51:33.560 --> 01:51:38.560
was really jamming to as kids.
They could not sing. That shit just

1250
01:51:38.760 --> 01:51:46.359
fucking sounds and sound like she just
fucking woke up. But we ate that

1251
01:51:46.439 --> 01:51:54.039
shit up. But I'm just saying
though, I mean, I get it.

1252
01:51:54.079 --> 01:51:57.439
I said about all the time.
I don't think she's been involved in

1253
01:51:57.520 --> 01:52:03.359
anything in all the years that he's
been. No situation, the controversy,

1254
01:52:04.520 --> 01:52:06.960
they said he was ghost right or
he had a ghost right now, anything

1255
01:52:08.000 --> 01:52:14.359
sexual, I mean, don't be
two big things. When he wasn't got

1256
01:52:14.479 --> 01:52:17.439
ain't violating, ain't violating No,
No, that was just no, he

1257
01:52:17.439 --> 01:52:21.119
ain't never did that shing like that. But he's linked a whole bunch.

1258
01:52:21.359 --> 01:52:26.439
Look at the type of Usually Drake
Drake is a pillow talking, sneak dissent

1259
01:52:27.920 --> 01:52:31.119
that was texting young girls or something
like that. Drake Drake is steer your

1260
01:52:31.159 --> 01:52:38.039
bench. That shit about him texting
Drake behind your back and didn't you write

1261
01:52:38.079 --> 01:52:40.399
there we go. Didn't you write
a song about how he did it?

1262
01:52:40.640 --> 01:52:44.039
And he pillow talked the whole song? Did Nick leave Nikka tell you why

1263
01:52:44.119 --> 01:52:47.640
she hate Drake? Damn? Did
Drake come to the hotel and sh come

1264
01:52:47.680 --> 01:52:55.199
on, tell you fuck Aubrey quick? Drake the Drake, the type of

1265
01:52:55.239 --> 01:52:58.000
nigga will be like, oh,
he sent you here, let me fly

1266
01:52:58.159 --> 01:53:00.359
you there. He bought you this. I can get you a bigger one.

1267
01:53:01.039 --> 01:53:04.439
I look at this fucking French braids
to the back course sign not the

1268
01:53:04.479 --> 01:53:11.840
middle row, rapping about how he
be sneak talking. It's so crazy,

1269
01:53:12.159 --> 01:53:15.960
and niggas be like, yo joke
the hardest rapper ever. I didn't say

1270
01:53:16.000 --> 01:53:27.840
you, I'm just saying that for
me. I mean, I mean we're

1271
01:53:27.920 --> 01:53:35.359
here now as far as from like
going back from then until now. Who

1272
01:53:35.479 --> 01:53:38.760
are some r and b artists that
you like? All right, they can

1273
01:53:38.840 --> 01:53:43.279
make some ship, But these motherucker
really don't be singing because Sereda already said

1274
01:53:43.359 --> 01:53:51.439
music. Yeah, the Weekend beyest, I can't say any word for damn

1275
01:53:53.000 --> 01:54:00.239
that is a lot the Weekend can
definitely say. I don't feel like she's

1276
01:54:00.279 --> 01:54:02.960
the fucking Holy Grail of singers because
there are a lot of women that you

1277
01:54:03.000 --> 01:54:06.199
don't out sing her. She's not
worth the church going after her like they

1278
01:54:06.279 --> 01:54:10.880
do, you know, like the
weekend time, Well he's not the Weekend.

1279
01:54:11.000 --> 01:54:13.279
No where his name he like able? Now my dog went by his

1280
01:54:13.840 --> 01:54:17.840
name canan Abel or something like that. I think I can't think anybody able.

1281
01:54:17.920 --> 01:54:26.000
Tesla can't sing, yeah, and
some actually people who can to a

1282
01:54:26.119 --> 01:54:30.399
degree, Like she's not the best. Look she got unifor local pass cancer.

1283
01:54:31.520 --> 01:54:36.720
J Loo j Loo definitely cancing wine. He doesn't sound good live at

1284
01:54:36.800 --> 01:54:47.920
least Je can't stand up. That's
the video. Everything perception like did he

1285
01:54:48.039 --> 01:54:54.359
have a cup like where you're doing
the joint? He got? He got

1286
01:54:54.479 --> 01:55:01.199
legs like baby dry? Yes,
this is this is the not popular response.

1287
01:55:01.279 --> 01:55:05.840
But Mary J. Blie's gotta warm
up to actually sound good live.

1288
01:55:06.720 --> 01:55:12.039
So I literally got a warm up. So I felt like she sounded better

1289
01:55:12.119 --> 01:55:17.520
back then than now now she's just
older. Whenever they did her lifetime achieving.

1290
01:55:17.560 --> 01:55:19.520
One time when she was out there, I can't remember where, sure

1291
01:55:19.560 --> 01:55:23.039
it was, she sounded terrible.
I was halfway through the shop. I

1292
01:55:23.119 --> 01:55:25.239
was like, all right, she
sounding good now. But she started off

1293
01:55:25.359 --> 01:55:30.760
like what's going on with Mary?
She ain't sounding good? Man? John

1294
01:55:30.800 --> 01:55:38.960
B can't sing live? No got
live? Listen right? And I mean

1295
01:55:39.279 --> 01:55:42.000
Robert can't keep himself out of trouble. You no, you can't, but

1296
01:55:42.079 --> 01:55:45.720
you can sing now, you know
what you know? One I say like

1297
01:55:45.239 --> 01:55:49.039
Elia was my girl. But Elia
wasn't no saying can't sing. She was

1298
01:55:49.439 --> 01:55:59.000
whisper singing. Lona can sing.
I'm not a fan of She was not

1299
01:55:59.159 --> 01:56:01.319
a vocalist. You know. The
character was just here last weekend at Nobody

1300
01:56:01.359 --> 01:56:04.439
says she can't sing? Heyles said, John B sounds great live, just

1301
01:56:04.560 --> 01:56:15.359
saw him m hit her miss Yeah, Cam said, I never thought Mary

1302
01:56:15.439 --> 01:56:17.960
could really sing what she was blessed
with hits and she got a show.

1303
01:56:18.279 --> 01:56:24.479
Motherfucker's hide. They singing with a
great performance. If you have a great

1304
01:56:24.520 --> 01:56:28.359
performance and transitions, you keep me, you know, entertaining, right,

1305
01:56:28.439 --> 01:56:30.520
that's what you hear. You hear
the entertainment and most of the said,

1306
01:56:30.800 --> 01:56:33.159
if you got hits, most of
the songs you singing anyway, you ain't

1307
01:56:33.239 --> 01:56:36.239
leaving listen to them singing. But
I'm saying, when when you really look

1308
01:56:36.319 --> 01:56:43.359
at like groups and ship back then, Motherfucker's to me was y. Motherfucker's

1309
01:56:43.359 --> 01:56:46.479
to me was just most of the
R and B groups back then to me

1310
01:56:46.720 --> 01:56:51.079
was just getting by. But then
you had a like WV where motherfuckers was

1311
01:56:51.159 --> 01:57:00.760
actually blowing. You know who sings
perfectly perfectly, that's all let us see.

1312
01:57:00.079 --> 01:57:05.079
Let us see is a lot of
people perfect She sounds just like she

1313
01:57:05.199 --> 01:57:13.960
do on the fucking record. You
think she lips Marsha Marsha's cold is yeah,

1314
01:57:15.239 --> 01:57:20.880
Shanty is the lead. They can't
go too hot. I'm so mad

1315
01:57:20.920 --> 01:57:25.039
that let See came and nobody told
me she was coming. Was she here?

1316
01:57:26.880 --> 01:57:33.479
No, not anymore? Nick Cannon
took that out. Yeah, but

1317
01:57:33.560 --> 01:57:36.600
see, I'm more focused on like
who used to get a lot of hype

1318
01:57:36.800 --> 01:57:43.640
but really couldn't sing back there?
Mm hmm, like they had to hit

1319
01:57:43.760 --> 01:57:46.199
singing music, but it was like
voice wise, niggas really should have just

1320
01:57:46.279 --> 01:57:53.359
been like exactly what I'm Let me
go back to the R and B singers.

1321
01:57:54.279 --> 01:58:00.119
I'm going to my Spotify list.
Look, Black m Camel said,

1322
01:58:00.199 --> 01:58:15.039
maya, okay, what about Cisco? No that I'm still mad at that

1323
01:58:15.159 --> 01:58:19.600
fucking video of Unleash the Dragon.
The Dragon. Oh, motherfucker's love that

1324
01:58:20.039 --> 01:58:29.399
Adena Howard song. That song is
she cannot fucking sing song. Hey,

1325
01:58:29.479 --> 01:58:33.359
listen to the vocals and that ship
you said the bar duke zine, but

1326
01:58:33.439 --> 01:58:35.680
the rest was trash. Wait what
are we talking about. We're talking about

1327
01:58:35.760 --> 01:58:45.439
Drew Hill. Oh, I don't
know what not five you're talking about little

1328
01:58:45.439 --> 01:58:47.039
gig against y'all. Keep me just
you guy who tried to kidnap you,

1329
01:58:47.119 --> 01:58:53.359
because that leaves Cisco alone a nope, because first of all, he wasn't

1330
01:58:53.439 --> 01:58:56.760
hitting them notes and second of all, this nigga ran out on two bitches

1331
01:58:56.760 --> 01:59:00.239
in the bed, total concern.
Oh whoa, whoa wait a minute.

1332
01:59:00.439 --> 01:59:08.479
They couldn't. They had hit That's
why Keisha left them, and they got

1333
01:59:08.600 --> 01:59:12.000
mad when she wouldn't start that other
group with other R and B singers.

1334
01:59:13.000 --> 01:59:17.000
Three l W the little holes could
see and then stick of tired Parma.

1335
01:59:20.560 --> 01:59:27.159
Okay, here's one for y'all.
Keim Brandy sing yes, yeah, yes,

1336
01:59:28.520 --> 01:59:30.880
that don't like Brandy Brandy. Yeah, I feel like niggas just be

1337
01:59:30.960 --> 01:59:36.439
hating on brand people used to.
It's kind of like the R and B

1338
01:59:36.760 --> 01:59:41.760
version of Nikki and Cardi. It
was Monica and Brandy. Niggas felt like

1339
01:59:41.800 --> 01:59:45.239
they had to pick size. So
a lot of Monica fans felt like they

1340
01:59:45.319 --> 01:59:49.399
had to shoot on brandy singing ability. But Brandy, Brandy canuck sing.

1341
01:59:49.720 --> 01:59:56.560
If you were looking at her singing
on Cinderella with Whitney Houston, they that

1342
01:59:56.720 --> 02:00:01.119
was That's a phenomenal as Michelle will
Giams never sounded good. I don't remember

1343
02:00:02.279 --> 02:00:08.199
because they got tired of looking for
new people. Yeah, the only reason

1344
02:00:08.279 --> 02:00:14.239
you hear is because Tanya Randall got
pregnant and decided not to come. That

1345
02:00:14.359 --> 02:00:21.479
were dumb recruiter that I just thought
the girl got to beat her ass right

1346
02:00:21.520 --> 02:00:30.039
by them. I would have beat
her ass right by the lockers. Don't

1347
02:00:30.079 --> 02:00:40.000
be a friend, you boy.
Back then, you did not have to

1348
02:00:40.119 --> 02:00:45.159
know how to sing to have hits
and what people consider classic song. That

1349
02:00:45.640 --> 02:00:49.039
video makes because Keith Sweat is considered
one of the fucking greats, and that

1350
02:00:49.239 --> 02:00:55.920
nigga sound like he needed fucking suit
of fit he is. You are so

1351
02:00:57.039 --> 02:01:15.279
like Bro talking about Keith Sweat needed
a humidifier, like I just no Candangelo

1352
02:01:15.439 --> 02:01:21.239
sing? Or is he justly or
is he a pre Is he a precursor

1353
02:01:21.560 --> 02:01:26.960
to Drake because he was really like
a thug r and b ass nigga who

1354
02:01:27.079 --> 02:01:30.720
just found his lane over here talking
about weed and bitches. He's the He's

1355
02:01:30.760 --> 02:01:43.039
the breakthrough. Yeah, okay,
what about Johan just lit this nigga really

1356
02:01:43.119 --> 02:01:54.000
wrote a song about ay if I
get shot me streets one moment. Last

1357
02:01:54.000 --> 02:02:00.000
time I saw Joe, he was
looking real bad because my mama love him.

1358
02:02:00.039 --> 02:02:04.640
She had a fucking uh is that? Is that a mental what the

1359
02:02:04.960 --> 02:02:12.000
we used to have over the fireplace? Yeah? Do it kind of flight.

1360
02:02:12.039 --> 02:02:14.760
I don't even think that fireplace is
real, Bro. Most of the

1361
02:02:14.880 --> 02:02:19.119
time it's imitation. But no,
she she had a fucking autograph pictures right

1362
02:02:19.319 --> 02:02:27.840
like she used to love dog Anthony
Hamilton. I got one for you,

1363
02:02:28.760 --> 02:02:34.000
could Calice sink No, I hate
you so much right now. She had

1364
02:02:34.079 --> 02:02:39.239
a caught out there, She had
a song none that wasn't caught out there.

1365
02:02:39.279 --> 02:02:42.439
It's the other one she wanted,
the video where she takes herself apart.

1366
02:02:43.520 --> 02:02:47.760
I don't know that she did Milkshack
and um I got vocals for ODB.

1367
02:02:51.159 --> 02:02:55.279
She also did vocals for Phillies Most
Wanted. Yeah, I feel like

1368
02:02:55.359 --> 02:02:57.359
back in the day, if you
bought it for real, be you got

1369
02:02:57.439 --> 02:03:04.039
a plice feature. That's the way
it was when marriage Alicia Keys sounds like

1370
02:03:04.199 --> 02:03:09.760
that's that's what happened to him right
there. Now, that's why happened when

1371
02:03:09.760 --> 02:03:15.039
you put that woman first. Don't
know what, I don't know. Manda

1372
02:03:15.760 --> 02:03:26.399
the one woman man, and he
was good Dave. It's so funny you

1373
02:03:26.560 --> 02:03:35.560
running into you to beat through Thomas
business. Yeah, you think about it.

1374
02:03:36.359 --> 02:03:44.439
I feel like I'm star fucking good. I can't go home with you.

1375
02:03:45.399 --> 02:03:55.079
Slam from one twelve and he was
the fucking lead so far with my

1376
02:03:55.199 --> 02:03:58.359
shit, I don't care about.
But that's my thing. I love.

1377
02:03:59.760 --> 02:04:04.039
I fucking loved one twelve and they
had but Slim was their lead singer.

1378
02:04:04.560 --> 02:04:14.079
Fucking Slim was the lead singer.
Us could Yeah, I think my tail.

1379
02:04:14.159 --> 02:04:18.159
Jordan was decent, said all right, he was too damn hard to

1380
02:04:18.239 --> 02:04:21.399
be singing these tunes. But he
singing gospel. Now, yeah, you're

1381
02:04:21.399 --> 02:04:31.520
singing that I hate I hate that
song too. I hain't white. We

1382
02:04:31.640 --> 02:04:34.840
do it. I never liked that
song. I used to love it,

1383
02:04:34.960 --> 02:04:41.399
but I hate that song. I
hate something funny, Honey, I hate

1384
02:04:43.239 --> 02:04:46.039
My favorite song is probably the worst
song in this catalog. The song you

1385
02:04:46.119 --> 02:04:55.039
did with master Play Shocker is about
it. But he's always laughing. How

1386
02:04:55.119 --> 02:05:03.079
hard that one lady to be popping? She laid back then the rocks,

1387
02:05:04.279 --> 02:05:11.199
and that motherfucker stayed on planet growing
out of questioning, Planet Girl went to

1388
02:05:11.239 --> 02:05:13.920
Ship when they went from top twenty
to top ten. I want you to

1389
02:05:14.000 --> 02:05:16.079
know that this actually came up a
while ago, and I just want you

1390
02:05:16.119 --> 02:05:21.720
all opinion. Could Tony Braxton really
sick? No? She was just fine.

1391
02:05:24.159 --> 02:05:30.079
Her voice was unique. She was
just a female baby face. M

1392
02:05:33.680 --> 02:05:38.560
something mentally wrong because she with baby
anyway, they could be the same person.

1393
02:05:38.680 --> 02:05:41.640
No, because if you ever really
listen to how she sings, she

1394
02:05:41.840 --> 02:05:45.159
sings like baby Face. I get
that, but come on now, could

1395
02:05:45.199 --> 02:05:49.520
get change it a little bit?
I mean she sang how he says ball

1396
02:05:49.520 --> 02:05:56.840
ahead, Tony. Yes, Hey, she can sing. She can sing.

1397
02:05:56.960 --> 02:06:02.960
She can sing better than autodamn sisters. I like Tamark Dog Tamark.

1398
02:06:03.159 --> 02:06:09.000
Do we have to pay to play? Don't want to love? Did y'all

1399
02:06:09.039 --> 02:06:12.079
see the performance back when they first
came out with jay Z, when jay

1400
02:06:12.159 --> 02:06:15.079
Z came out and they were singing
like like a hook or some ship.

1401
02:06:16.000 --> 02:06:18.039
No, it was. It was
bad. It was the most awful shit

1402
02:06:18.079 --> 02:06:20.880
I've ever heard in my life.
And the Brax shits they came out.

1403
02:06:21.159 --> 02:06:27.520
It was definitely like everyone be putting
an s on that making it plural,

1404
02:06:27.600 --> 02:06:30.359
like we know all the motherfuckers now
we know, we know Tony, we

1405
02:06:30.560 --> 02:06:39.199
just met tamor we knew and then
one of them got mad because she got

1406
02:06:39.319 --> 02:06:46.960
left off the album. What that's
because she was in front of the video.

1407
02:06:47.600 --> 02:06:53.720
Yeah. See everybody telling y'all Tamark
and sing Tamark can Tamark singer?

1408
02:06:53.800 --> 02:06:58.760
Y'all just like their song? Like
the song that's it's a difference. Well,

1409
02:06:58.800 --> 02:07:04.199
I need to see what you're talking, nigga, I don't now the

1410
02:07:04.279 --> 02:07:08.800
song that I people. I remember
the songs, but he can't sing.

1411
02:07:09.199 --> 02:07:14.479
But he's like that shit good enough
to be enjoyable. It wasn't Keith Sweat

1412
02:07:14.560 --> 02:07:18.119
didn't sing shit good enough to be
enjoyable. Old bitches was just horny back

1413
02:07:18.159 --> 02:07:23.560
then, Make your lives forever as
a closet. Old bitch was just horny

1414
02:07:23.640 --> 02:07:29.079
and he was talking about bitches was
horny, and he was talking about simping

1415
02:07:29.279 --> 02:07:31.479
and motheruckers like my mom. And
then was like, oh, draws off.

1416
02:07:34.600 --> 02:07:36.760
Can I play this real quick?
Yes, because I need to know

1417
02:07:36.840 --> 02:07:39.840
what you're talking about? All right? Let me see if I can find

1418
02:07:39.840 --> 02:07:43.159
it. Tommy. See this is
why trmm me can't add a computer.

1419
02:07:43.319 --> 02:07:45.840
But he I'm glad he does have
the computer. Where is it? Could

1420
02:07:45.920 --> 02:07:50.079
temmy be fining? Shit? The
fuck is it? Did you lose it

1421
02:07:50.399 --> 02:07:54.359
just that quick? How do you
feel about case? Think you got too

1422
02:07:54.399 --> 02:08:00.520
many things here? That just sounds
very rapey? Say I love it,

1423
02:08:01.520 --> 02:08:05.319
very right? But then he had
happily ever after with Beyonce. Yeah.

1424
02:08:05.439 --> 02:08:11.119
Broken pictures mm hmmm did the bar
just ca sick? Absolutely all of them.

1425
02:08:11.199 --> 02:08:15.279
They just couldn't stay out of jail. I think some people confused,

1426
02:08:15.359 --> 02:08:18.840
like just rolling that one note over
and over a sink. I don't know

1427
02:08:18.880 --> 02:08:41.880
if the sound Yeah, that sound
was that in vola. Yeah, we

1428
02:08:43.039 --> 02:08:46.560
creick like the chilly cartailer stack the
ice to creck like it ain't hard to

1429
02:08:46.640 --> 02:08:54.479
cheat to the ail. So so
figging again. Rockefellergainst fifty my man like

1430
02:08:54.640 --> 02:08:58.199
a my Queen summer with this lirics
b chasing Peach but your man rebounce like

1431
02:08:58.279 --> 02:09:05.560
the ice and don't even know the
pricier. There's so many a little change

1432
02:09:05.640 --> 02:09:11.720
like remix with everything, track with
the practice, the sex game for co

1433
02:09:13.000 --> 02:09:35.880
preso, games on just love you, hang one day, show some duty,

1434
02:09:39.399 --> 02:09:50.960
everything like do what you like,
do a thing you can see how

1435
02:09:52.119 --> 02:10:16.920
they way I can love you and
count away. Job. I hate this

1436
02:10:18.399 --> 02:10:24.000
this force me tammerk seen some grades
under the table. Okay, that that

1437
02:10:24.239 --> 02:10:30.199
was the This is Kayla making excuses. Don't be excuse maker, due they

1438
02:10:30.319 --> 02:10:33.000
didn't have mature voices yet, but
they shouldn't have been out there with immature

1439
02:10:33.079 --> 02:10:39.079
voices. I don't come out sounded
better than that, you know what I'm

1440
02:10:39.079 --> 02:10:45.079
saying him back. I'm saying they
came out there with the name nigga,

1441
02:10:45.119 --> 02:10:46.800
you're gonna be singing, We're gonna
sing live or something like that. I

1442
02:10:46.880 --> 02:10:50.600
we should have knew he was a
creep when he wrote that song about his

1443
02:10:50.720 --> 02:10:54.720
first time. He wrote this,
Uncle Bob, how are you guys Mayes

1444
02:10:54.760 --> 02:10:58.479
for the first time, right,
But then he also made naked I mean

1445
02:10:58.079 --> 02:11:03.560
you ain't cold? Would say Jack, that's yeah, but Jack Garlight now

1446
02:11:03.640 --> 02:11:09.680
here marrying twenty two year olds at
forty. This is what Marcus Houston is

1447
02:11:09.720 --> 02:11:18.319
doing talking about we vibe what the
at forty coming with the nineteen seventeen See

1448
02:11:18.399 --> 02:11:22.560
that's creepy, Like, well we've
already had this discussion on new birthday.

1449
02:11:22.880 --> 02:11:26.079
Well, he'd be on the internet
trying to say, well, no,

1450
02:11:26.279 --> 02:11:28.600
she was seventeen. I ain't he
speak to him, but at night night

1451
02:11:30.079 --> 02:11:35.039
said I do, like bro shot
up Marcus, she was eighteen nineteen in

1452
02:11:35.119 --> 02:11:39.680
the dark man, Like, why
niggas be free? You tried to tried

1453
02:11:39.720 --> 02:11:43.319
to justify shit somewhere and be quiet, be free on your own time.

1454
02:11:43.399 --> 02:11:46.640
Yeah, gonna stop doing interviews,
stop being in front of the camera,

1455
02:11:46.159 --> 02:11:50.640
just stop Beijing sh and trying to
like you still got hair, just enjoy

1456
02:11:50.760 --> 02:11:54.439
your money and would be a pervert
on your own time. Marcul Freeman just

1457
02:11:54.520 --> 02:11:56.439
went out. I'm was like,
hey, this is not ship and then

1458
02:11:56.560 --> 02:12:01.079
disappeared. You know what I'm saying. She was his birthday yesterday too.

1459
02:12:03.119 --> 02:12:11.479
Yeah he's eighty five. It was
like, oh my god, agean black

1460
02:12:11.520 --> 02:12:20.119
and white TV. I really either
I came from like because my mom used

1461
02:12:20.119 --> 02:12:22.840
to be able to blow, and
I didn't get that tapped. But then

1462
02:12:22.920 --> 02:12:28.960
now I'm looking like I look at
the people who have been famous for singing,

1463
02:12:30.239 --> 02:12:31.159
and I'm like, bro, I
should have just shot my shot and

1464
02:12:31.199 --> 02:12:35.000
see where atlantic. That's why we
keep telling why he should have just went

1465
02:12:35.039 --> 02:12:37.720
on the head and dropped the solo
back in the day he got time.

1466
02:12:37.720 --> 02:12:41.399
You ain't forty years because Rihanna had
some hits and we not go act like

1467
02:12:41.520 --> 02:12:45.000
she had a voice on her right. She had the right eight o eight

1468
02:12:45.520 --> 02:12:50.359
mm hmm. You gotta find your
autotone pitch. She sound like the man.

1469
02:12:52.399 --> 02:12:58.880
It's all it takes man jumping out
the window on this one. Yeah,

1470
02:13:00.520 --> 02:13:05.000
Like just the fact that I endured
TLC so much, I really should

1471
02:13:05.000 --> 02:13:07.039
have took that as my cue,
Like, bro, just you me,

1472
02:13:07.479 --> 02:13:09.359
y'all just go put some shit together
and just go. It's really because we

1473
02:13:09.439 --> 02:13:11.720
used to actually dancing ship back then, so we could have made some shit

1474
02:13:11.800 --> 02:13:18.960
hot. We we could have had
our own little group of ships. We

1475
02:13:18.079 --> 02:13:22.560
Actually it's so funny because I don't
know who the fuck came up with it.

1476
02:13:24.439 --> 02:13:31.520
No, no, you're no,
let's not used to wear a thing

1477
02:13:31.640 --> 02:13:37.000
over her left eye, didn't she
yeah, exactly. My ship was over

1478
02:13:37.119 --> 02:13:39.840
my right eye because that's where my
ship got hurt. I should have been

1479
02:13:39.760 --> 02:13:46.000
last night, you look. I
mean you could have been like right here

1480
02:13:46.079 --> 02:13:50.640
or some shit can't say were can
do no wronger my, that's my point.

1481
02:13:50.840 --> 02:13:54.399
We let a lot of shit go. We let a lot of shit

1482
02:13:54.520 --> 02:14:00.800
go because I'm fucking Rihanna Rianna actively
and my goddamn playlist them some shit all

1483
02:14:00.880 --> 02:14:03.840
day long to sturb you all of
that. I don't mean she got them

1484
02:14:03.920 --> 02:14:07.319
pipes? Who got ear? Can't
you hear on them? This one?

1485
02:14:07.520 --> 02:14:13.039
Yeah? So you could have been
right here right shut up one? You

1486
02:14:13.199 --> 02:14:24.279
were like an earma look like until
one? Shut up early because if you

1487
02:14:24.399 --> 02:14:35.119
keep letting them go. I looked
like the sty we could have got you

1488
02:14:35.239 --> 02:14:39.439
like a high style here. Do
you know how uncomfortable that would be?

1489
02:14:41.439 --> 02:14:43.880
I don't want to wear a regular
one. Now. It's just for show.

1490
02:14:43.960 --> 02:14:45.840
It ain't even gonna be. It
ain't even go going your ears just

1491
02:14:45.880 --> 02:14:50.439
going over here here. It's like
a cover who can sing and ignore you?

1492
02:14:52.279 --> 02:14:54.319
He can't sing either? Wait?
Who I thought you talking about?

1493
02:14:56.000 --> 02:14:58.520
I'm coming to the stage. My
girl needs me a k a right ear?

1494
02:15:00.920 --> 02:15:01.760
And then we got to have a
lot of things, like we got

1495
02:15:01.840 --> 02:15:09.920
to look at like some people are
used to see different styles too big the

1496
02:15:09.119 --> 02:15:16.760
right yeah, but right there,
it's right here with the right there pink.

1497
02:15:18.800 --> 02:15:24.239
I really should and not even just
because of the pink hair, but

1498
02:15:24.359 --> 02:15:28.279
just because we looked. We're talking
about terrible groups that made it Tenny should

1499
02:15:28.319 --> 02:15:33.000
have wait was it ten yeah?
Shall should have made it? Wasn't terrible.

1500
02:15:35.720 --> 02:15:41.720
I didn't wrap. I don't know
about the rest. I was nice

1501
02:15:41.039 --> 02:15:45.479
that. Sorry, you don't want
to get you. You don't want the

1502
02:15:45.600 --> 02:15:50.640
chick getting uh, you know,
fake asses anymore anymore? Don't You can't

1503
02:15:50.640 --> 02:15:58.640
even get body work that yesterday ain't
matter as long as this couple bows cool.

1504
02:16:00.000 --> 02:16:03.279
Actually little booties, you detect the
clothes off any all of a sudden

1505
02:16:03.279 --> 02:16:07.199
become a booty. Oh yeah,
we've we've long with that. Just surprised

1506
02:16:07.199 --> 02:16:18.840
booty and I and I do because
i've and I've longed told people like I

1507
02:16:18.960 --> 02:16:24.520
do not have an ass in my
clothes whatsoever. So when people would subscribe

1508
02:16:24.640 --> 02:16:26.479
to my only fans, they were
always they were like, dude, where

1509
02:16:26.520 --> 02:16:31.119
did that come from? My ass
does what it wants to do? This

1510
02:16:31.319 --> 02:16:35.559
I call it a Houdini, but
because sometimes it's there and sometimes it's not.

1511
02:16:35.840 --> 02:16:41.799
Just yeah, that's that's what it
is, because in my clothes it

1512
02:16:43.000 --> 02:16:46.360
is always taking a fucking nap,
like that we are hibernating. Ain't no

1513
02:16:46.559 --> 02:16:52.520
cheeks here today, no cheeks for
you nothing, And I'm I'm like,

1514
02:16:52.559 --> 02:16:54.360
I don't know if I just I
don't know how to dress for my body

1515
02:16:54.440 --> 02:16:58.479
type, like I don't know how
to pick the right fucking pants or what.

1516
02:16:58.799 --> 02:17:01.479
But I don't have an ass in
my clothes at all. But then

1517
02:17:03.040 --> 02:17:09.639
only fans needs to be like I
see, I see. Yeah, you

1518
02:17:09.719 --> 02:17:13.120
know that might be one of my
motivating factors for doing only fans just because

1519
02:17:13.159 --> 02:17:16.280
I'm like, hey, I feel
like somebody here because I like to watch

1520
02:17:16.360 --> 02:17:24.120
my own ass. Hey you know
that you know the kids from uh from

1521
02:17:24.680 --> 02:17:30.680
Big that's me. I'm like,
I watched my own ass. That's me,

1522
02:17:31.319 --> 02:17:35.159
excited, like the little kids shut
cold and Dylan Sprouse be proud,

1523
02:17:35.559 --> 02:17:41.799
proud me. So she was talking
about her ass. I finally I'm trying

1524
02:17:41.840 --> 02:17:46.799
to be but see like even if
like it's it's weird, but at the

1525
02:17:46.920 --> 02:17:50.799
angle, stop weird. No,
I mean this period the angle out there

1526
02:17:50.799 --> 02:17:56.879
see see see look at him.
I'd be seeing that thing thinking when you

1527
02:17:56.959 --> 02:18:00.319
have on that lingerie see it just
I guess it depends on what it is.

1528
02:18:01.120 --> 02:18:07.799
Yes, this is he makes me
so sick, man with the two

1529
02:18:07.840 --> 02:18:16.879
pieces, because you know, Bayo
not bay like chicken, a strawberry by

1530
02:18:16.959 --> 02:18:22.399
that strawberry biscuits actually fire. I've
had so many mixed reviews, but it's

1531
02:18:22.440 --> 02:18:26.440
popeyed, so I didn't expect them
to be consistent. I'm a grower,

1532
02:18:26.520 --> 02:18:37.559
not a shower. There you go, So I need to cut nigga some

1533
02:18:37.680 --> 02:18:46.639
slack. That's wild, but it's
so acrid. I'm so sick and I

1534
02:18:46.000 --> 02:18:50.959
really maybe I need to find like
a professional to help me shop for like

1535
02:18:52.120 --> 02:18:56.559
the appropriate pants and stuff to like
really fit my body or I don't.

1536
02:18:56.680 --> 02:19:01.399
I don't know, like but it
just does. Not this thing. Don't

1537
02:19:01.440 --> 02:19:03.879
be thinking and fucking dino man.
And that's why I always said I don't

1538
02:19:03.920 --> 02:19:07.559
really have a butt, because like
Serrita, Serta has on jeans today and

1539
02:19:07.680 --> 02:19:11.319
her ass is asking and do you
know how much of an ass you have

1540
02:19:11.440 --> 02:19:16.479
to add have for it to look
like an ass? And jeans jeans are

1541
02:19:16.559 --> 02:19:26.319
heavy at twelve and what t rex
these are American Eagle. The next level

1542
02:19:26.600 --> 02:19:30.600
stretch ain't no hurty, and the
ones I had on before that, I

1543
02:19:30.760 --> 02:19:39.159
ain't because I'm a thirteen and my
ass is ways smaller than Oh yeah,

1544
02:19:41.360 --> 02:19:46.360
there's just chocos on the internet.
I could, but I get frustrated sometimes,

1545
02:19:46.399 --> 02:19:48.719
dude, me calling shopping is like
a whole situation. I just posted

1546
02:19:48.760 --> 02:19:56.559
about this. Yes, I've hated
for fifteen pairs of jeans to just get

1547
02:19:56.600 --> 02:20:00.399
these one. Just one. You
should be used to that. I appreciate

1548
02:20:00.399 --> 02:20:05.399
you take fifteen, you post just
one. I'm getting better. And you

1549
02:20:05.479 --> 02:20:09.600
know what's so funny? We can
look at the motherfucker side by side and

1550
02:20:09.680 --> 02:20:15.799
it can probably be the exact same
picture. But but maybe, but maybe

1551
02:20:15.840 --> 02:20:18.600
the but maybe the smirk was here
in one pick and it was up a

1552
02:20:18.840 --> 02:20:22.159
millimeter in the second. We're like, oh, I like that one,

1553
02:20:22.399 --> 02:20:26.040
right, it'd be the most trivial
shit that to make us pick this one

1554
02:20:26.120 --> 02:20:30.479
over that one to the untrained naked
eye, just it looks the same.

1555
02:20:30.600 --> 02:20:37.440
Do you keep all of the pictures
out takes? Yeah, I just put

1556
02:20:37.479 --> 02:20:39.879
a heart on the one that I
liked. So we're just in a favorite

1557
02:20:39.879 --> 02:20:43.520
so I'll know that that's the one
I selected. Yeah, but all the

1558
02:20:43.680 --> 02:20:50.239
you know that all of the rough
drafts is still there now yeah, yeah,

1559
02:20:50.680 --> 02:20:54.680
but I just I'm so upset because
I really have to figure out,

1560
02:20:56.799 --> 02:21:03.239
I know, the young man graduating. Yeah, the after us hilarious.

1561
02:21:05.399 --> 02:21:09.479
I would love to have those fans. The after us hilarious because shout out

1562
02:21:09.520 --> 02:21:15.959
to whoever did the editing on this
picture. Oh it's the comment that was

1563
02:21:16.000 --> 02:21:18.760
the imagine the picture if you're going
viral, but not because of you?

1564
02:21:20.360 --> 02:21:24.559
Yeah that ass on that ass yeah
yeah, to the point that this picture

1565
02:21:24.639 --> 02:21:33.040
I really noticed was looking at Hey, congratulations to that young man. Damn

1566
02:21:33.079 --> 02:21:35.479
nigga, are you with dinkins?
How did you not zoom right in?

1567
02:21:37.760 --> 02:21:45.200
Somebody says much no, So that's
so the funny thing. The funny thing

1568
02:21:45.280 --> 02:21:48.399
about this comment is with is with
him saying, imagine a picture if you're

1569
02:21:48.399 --> 02:21:52.760
going viral, but not because of
you, and then somebody actually taking this

1570
02:21:52.920 --> 02:22:01.600
picture and removing everybody from its hold
on, Yes, I do. It's

1571
02:22:01.600 --> 02:22:05.079
actually pretty funny, Like y'all niggas
really learn how to use photo shops.

1572
02:22:05.719 --> 02:22:11.840
Oh they I think that's I think
that was a pixel. Um Kim said,

1573
02:22:11.920 --> 02:22:13.319
jeans are tough. It takes a
lot for me to find jeans.

1574
02:22:13.399 --> 02:22:16.639
I like, that's because you dragging
waggone. Yeah, I had to do

1575
02:22:16.719 --> 02:22:20.239
a whole post. That's one I
have made that post asking for like you

1576
02:22:20.399 --> 02:22:24.479
see Kim and this one day relatable. They got the same ass around here.

1577
02:22:24.639 --> 02:22:30.559
Yeah, Keisha said, I hate
shopping. I was online shopping and

1578
02:22:30.639 --> 02:22:33.239
just closed the browser and laid down. My daughter was like, girl,

1579
02:22:33.319 --> 02:22:37.520
if you don't, I live with
you. Though I feel the same way

1580
02:22:37.600 --> 02:22:39.920
now. I know I gotta find
something to where next weekend. I'm just

1581
02:22:39.040 --> 02:22:43.280
like that, and I hate it
even more now because because I have gained

1582
02:22:43.319 --> 02:22:48.200
weight and I don't. I'm not
mad that I gained weight because for the

1583
02:22:48.360 --> 02:22:54.360
longest I always felt like I was
way too small compared to like, like,

1584
02:22:54.520 --> 02:22:56.920
if you've ever seen my mom,
and shit, you know what I'm

1585
02:22:56.959 --> 02:23:01.040
talking about. I always felt like
I was way too small, and I

1586
02:23:01.159 --> 02:23:03.000
assume though that when I gained weight, I thought, like hips and ships

1587
02:23:03.000 --> 02:23:07.200
go come in. Apparently life don't
life, Life don't life like that.

1588
02:23:07.040 --> 02:23:11.600
But I'm okay with the fact that
I've gained weight. I just don't like

1589
02:23:11.959 --> 02:23:16.879
the fact that I've been in this
dumb ass space where I am too big

1590
02:23:18.639 --> 02:23:22.799
for you know, this set of
clothes. But I'm way too small for

1591
02:23:22.959 --> 02:23:24.360
this set of clothes. So now
I'm just in a middle, like just

1592
02:23:24.440 --> 02:23:28.399
walk around button naked and we like
what the I feel like I need to

1593
02:23:28.440 --> 02:23:33.559
just wear a moment or something.
See Mother's removed everybody from the pig bro

1594
02:23:33.239 --> 02:23:41.440
as as they should. That's that's
all right. Okay, you tell myself

1595
02:23:41.440 --> 02:23:43.520
you gotta know your angles. How
the fuck am I supposed to know my

1596
02:23:43.559 --> 02:23:50.719
angles in person? Bro? If
you show me how to how to do

1597
02:23:50.879 --> 02:23:56.920
some angles in person and some jeans. The picture of her at the at

1598
02:23:56.959 --> 02:24:01.440
the shrine, all right, the
shrine, greatest been you in music history.

1599
02:24:01.879 --> 02:24:07.159
She had her thing thanking Yams jamming. You gotta get to the yams,

1600
02:24:09.440 --> 02:24:20.079
sweet sweets. Shoot me the way
dis he like Sereda got Yams Jams

1601
02:24:20.159 --> 02:24:24.319
like you gotta go in. You
gotta, you know, gotta fucking peel

1602
02:24:24.360 --> 02:24:26.479
them, chop them up, cut
them, do all that shit. I'm

1603
02:24:26.520 --> 02:24:31.479
like the canny Yams. Nobody wants
the sucking canny Yams. I want to

1604
02:24:31.479 --> 02:24:41.760
be the real jams stress. Yes, yes, and in pants and shit,

1605
02:24:41.159 --> 02:24:46.000
I am canned. I am Canny
Jams on only fans. I'm AUTHENSI

1606
02:24:46.159 --> 02:24:54.319
yams yeahs. Shop is the worst. The process doesn't go well, but

1607
02:24:54.440 --> 02:24:58.879
the outcome typically works out and having
big boobs making her hearts. Yeahactly,

1608
02:25:00.280 --> 02:25:05.280
See I I missed that. The
main thing that I hate about gaining weight

1609
02:25:07.000 --> 02:25:09.040
is the fact that I used to
be able to go in the store and

1610
02:25:09.120 --> 02:25:13.079
just I bought some shit without having
to try it on and it fit perfectly.

1611
02:25:15.079 --> 02:25:22.360
Oh don't, don't. I always
knew what I needed. Now I

1612
02:25:22.760 --> 02:25:26.760
have to go in and try shit
on and it's like, because of how

1613
02:25:26.799 --> 02:25:31.680
my body type is, It's like
I've always had titties, So depending on

1614
02:25:31.879 --> 02:25:35.920
how the shirt is, everything else
might fit. But then it might be

1615
02:25:35.000 --> 02:25:41.440
like, you know, titties is
like bitch help. But right me,

1616
02:25:41.920 --> 02:25:48.040
that's when I when I see fat
people and you be, I won't do

1617
02:25:48.120 --> 02:25:56.719
it. I don't worry like that. My post when I said I did

1618
02:25:56.879 --> 02:26:01.520
find something from m Swanka pash so
I did get five pairs from that sounds

1619
02:26:01.559 --> 02:26:07.360
like it because every every every every
Facebook ad. Have you seen the ads?

1620
02:26:09.639 --> 02:26:13.639
Every time? It's always a chick
jumping jiggly ass and then stretch you

1621
02:26:13.719 --> 02:26:20.000
jeans every time. But I hate
them. I want to see a bitch

1622
02:26:20.040 --> 02:26:22.760
with a fooper, I need to
know how that's gonna work for me.

1623
02:26:24.520 --> 02:26:26.200
I don't want to see you bitches
with this litute ass, wasting ass.

1624
02:26:26.479 --> 02:26:33.159
That's not the typical fucking American.
They don't gotta bebl It's not hating.

1625
02:26:33.479 --> 02:26:37.280
I'm not hating because if anybody loves
to see that ship's me. But when

1626
02:26:37.319 --> 02:26:41.000
it comes to shopping, I need
a realistic body type for me to know

1627
02:26:41.079 --> 02:26:46.280
how it's gonna fix. We're not
selling you realistic body types. We're selling

1628
02:26:46.319 --> 02:26:52.040
you. And that's why I have
so much fucking respect for Rihanna. Rihanna

1629
02:26:52.200 --> 02:26:56.879
is going to showcase everybody type in
her ship, and that's why I love

1630
02:26:56.959 --> 02:27:01.760
that. Everybody like she she got. You're gonna see a motherfucker with ten

1631
02:27:01.920 --> 02:27:05.760
rolls here. You're gonna see a
motherfucker with no ass, big titties,

1632
02:27:05.799 --> 02:27:09.120
long titties. Rihanna's gonna put everybody
on, and I love that for her

1633
02:27:09.200 --> 02:27:15.959
brand. She's gonna show you how
anybody she put everything on. Everything.

1634
02:27:16.200 --> 02:27:22.639
The bigs love everything. Yep.
Crazy Kenny said. I love women that

1635
02:27:22.719 --> 02:27:28.120
don't get keep shout out to shout
out to that because I made a post

1636
02:27:28.319 --> 02:27:31.920
a couple of weeks ago, asking
because I've never really been into like perfumes

1637
02:27:31.959 --> 02:27:35.680
because my allergies are so like real
weird. But I'm like, I want

1638
02:27:35.680 --> 02:27:39.319
to start like getting into perfumes and
stuff so I can, you know,

1639
02:27:39.479 --> 02:27:43.399
have different sense and shit, because
people walk by and you know, you

1640
02:27:43.479 --> 02:27:46.440
smell like this just amazing, whether
it's fruity air, flowery air, whatever,

1641
02:27:46.840 --> 02:27:56.639
you know, it's exactly yeah.
I mean I don't have I don't

1642
02:27:56.719 --> 02:28:03.120
have one. It's better than not
smelling good like you funky, But you

1643
02:28:03.159 --> 02:28:05.920
know, I want to stop walking
like I got this feminine ass pink hair,

1644
02:28:07.000 --> 02:28:09.079
and shit, I need a feminine
scent. When I walked by the

1645
02:28:09.120 --> 02:28:15.600
Magic you know what I mean that? But I um, I asked,

1646
02:28:15.680 --> 02:28:18.440
you know, what were some of
women's favorite favrances, and they came on

1647
02:28:18.600 --> 02:28:24.159
my post and showed out they did
not gate keep. Meanwhile, niggas are

1648
02:28:24.440 --> 02:28:31.079
very very very very very catty about
cologne. I have seen way too many

1649
02:28:31.159 --> 02:28:35.239
post on Facebook where niggas is bitching
about niggas wanting to know what cologne they

1650
02:28:35.319 --> 02:28:43.879
got on and they were flat out
say, hey, Kim said, I

1651
02:28:45.000 --> 02:28:48.840
never understood women who do that.
I was sure everything has set my recipes

1652
02:28:48.920 --> 02:28:52.959
and in the perfume, and the
perfume and cologne smell different with everybody.

1653
02:28:52.360 --> 02:29:00.920
Your dagger body chemistry, it's gonna
smell as good as me because you smell

1654
02:29:00.959 --> 02:29:05.000
like sur tiles I walked past,
and then the girl says something that's how

1655
02:29:05.040 --> 02:29:07.879
you know smell is top tier for
me on the man. Yes, I

1656
02:29:09.000 --> 02:29:15.639
love that. And I'd be so
conflicted because it's like like Frother's day is

1657
02:29:15.639 --> 02:29:20.600
coming up right, and it's like
I have a cologne that I would want

1658
02:29:20.639 --> 02:29:24.200
to buy him, and then it's
like no, because you put this shit

1659
02:29:24.280 --> 02:29:26.639
on and I and around. Then
I'm I feel like I'm gonna have to

1660
02:29:26.680 --> 02:29:33.840
scrape the type of shit. So
I feel like So I feel like that.

1661
02:29:33.000 --> 02:29:35.479
So I feel like if if I
feel like if I buy it,

1662
02:29:35.920 --> 02:29:41.200
I gotta get like them little test
strips. So I'll bring a test strip

1663
02:29:41.319 --> 02:29:43.079
over, Like I'll spray the test
strip and I'll give it to him when

1664
02:29:43.120 --> 02:29:46.879
we're going on date night. You
can like rub it on him and then

1665
02:29:46.959 --> 02:29:58.879
I keep the bottle at the crib
with me. Yes, it is.

1666
02:30:00.600 --> 02:30:03.799
Why are you hating? There's a
reason for me to hate on that.

1667
02:30:03.040 --> 02:30:09.920
I don't get fuck with you niggas. Yes, but he can't get smoke

1668
02:30:09.360 --> 02:30:15.159
and I wear that lines. You're
right for him and for your scenes.

1669
02:30:15.799 --> 02:30:18.639
No, he gets different ones.
I don't recycle him for him whatever.

1670
02:30:22.120 --> 02:30:22.959
And then Sam was to go buy
it for him. I said, he

1671
02:30:24.000 --> 02:30:28.879
can't keep it at his house.
You want take both of ours, so

1672
02:30:28.000 --> 02:30:37.239
just keep it down in my house. I didn't know like that big hat

1673
02:30:37.440 --> 02:30:43.719
on, big hands on. Call
it what you want. Hey, I'll

1674
02:30:43.799 --> 02:30:46.079
tell you what kind of bitch I
am, Timmy, since you're talking about

1675
02:30:46.079 --> 02:30:52.559
you didn't know. So um.
We like to drink, right, And

1676
02:30:52.840 --> 02:30:56.799
there was a point where there was
some liquor left and I took it with

1677
02:30:56.959 --> 02:31:01.040
me because you're not going to give
no bitch. No Hennessey dick off my

1678
02:31:01.200 --> 02:31:03.680
dot. If you want to give
a bitch Hennessey dick this, you buy

1679
02:31:03.760 --> 02:31:16.280
your own bottom. You're not contributing. I said what I said, no,

1680
02:31:16.440 --> 02:31:20.120
but about you know you're not like
I don't care what you do outside.

1681
02:31:20.200 --> 02:31:22.239
You know I'm do you, but
you're not fitting use my shit to

1682
02:31:22.360 --> 02:31:26.719
do it. But you was out
here giving away his mean mouth on camera.

1683
02:31:28.440 --> 02:31:31.799
He was on a break, bro. No, you are here giving

1684
02:31:31.920 --> 02:31:39.440
up on camera that's a job,
fu. What is easily No? So

1685
02:31:39.639 --> 02:31:43.840
listen, so listen. You said
that I gave away his mouth phone camera,

1686
02:31:45.040 --> 02:31:48.840
right this because the same way you
fuck on camera? No, he

1687
02:31:52.159 --> 02:31:56.600
I gave away Where am I going? Tom? You bring it up the

1688
02:31:56.639 --> 02:32:01.600
fact that's somewhere in between your break
there was new life made, meaning that

1689
02:32:01.719 --> 02:32:07.719
he gave away the dick and the
sperm with it. That negated combo,

1690
02:32:07.840 --> 02:32:16.319
bro. But on top of that
shit, it's like camera he no,

1691
02:32:16.719 --> 02:32:20.920
no, no, I don't she's
sucking. Completely different, which is why

1692
02:32:20.000 --> 02:32:24.840
he had a whole bitch fit when
he found out how she was sucking on

1693
02:32:24.959 --> 02:32:26.360
camera. You know what. To
be honest with you, I don't really

1694
02:32:26.399 --> 02:32:28.959
care. No, but it's not
even that, but one like oh,

1695
02:32:30.680 --> 02:32:33.719
one like well you giving away his
mother phone camera? Did he pay for

1696
02:32:33.879 --> 02:32:37.360
it? No? Me paying for
this bottle of cologne for him to go

1697
02:32:37.440 --> 02:32:45.319
and attain another bitch in it is
completely different, Bro. Cologne ain't cheap,

1698
02:32:45.520 --> 02:32:48.600
but he got a lot of other
ship that she smells good and around

1699
02:32:48.639 --> 02:32:50.840
you, right, you think he
only weared around you. That ain't my

1700
02:32:50.879 --> 02:32:54.319
problem because I didn't buy it.
But it's just it's the same ship that

1701
02:32:54.520 --> 02:33:03.120
was not because I didn't buy it
it still I'm not. It's like when

1702
02:33:03.639 --> 02:33:07.000
it's like when you got a kid, right and you decide to buy your

1703
02:33:07.079 --> 02:33:11.319
son to PlayStation Fire for Christmas,
but it stay over here. You can't

1704
02:33:11.360 --> 02:33:15.280
take that home so your little brothers
and sisters can play with the ship.

1705
02:33:16.399 --> 02:33:18.360
Not even that, you know how
like you buy your own ship, you

1706
02:33:18.399 --> 02:33:20.600
buy your own game and shit,
then your mamma come in there and tell

1707
02:33:20.639 --> 02:33:24.840
you you gotta let Noah play with
it. Exactly, motherfucker, because you

1708
02:33:26.239 --> 02:33:30.520
you spent your money on it.
You don't have to share. So if

1709
02:33:30.639 --> 02:33:35.719
he wants, if he if he's
like, damn, you know what,

1710
02:33:35.200 --> 02:33:39.239
this smell is good. I want
to wear this Monday through Thursday and not

1711
02:33:39.399 --> 02:33:43.959
just Fridays and Saturday. He didn't
go buy his other bottom, but my

1712
02:33:43.120 --> 02:33:50.159
shit is going on a little test
rip. That's why. Yeah. Probably

1713
02:33:50.239 --> 02:33:54.399
not. OK, that's the one
thing, so it's time for I asked

1714
02:33:54.440 --> 02:33:58.360
him niggas on my page about cologne
this birthday. I was geeked. The

1715
02:33:58.399 --> 02:34:01.079
most mentioned was create I bought it, but god, damn, that's your

1716
02:34:01.200 --> 02:34:05.520
highest fu Yeah, colons be high. Whenever I buy stays with me.

1717
02:34:05.719 --> 02:34:09.559
She can buy her own ship for
you exactly. I must be cheap because

1718
02:34:11.159 --> 02:34:15.719
when I found out there's a cologne
and way more than like, I'm glad,

1719
02:34:18.760 --> 02:34:24.600
Tom Forward and everything. Yeah,
yeah I'm not. Yeah, I'm

1720
02:34:24.959 --> 02:34:31.559
I'm away for that gift. Would
his cologne be considered a tax write off

1721
02:34:31.600 --> 02:34:35.959
of work? Keeps us that disc
alone coming restrictions? Boss? A very

1722
02:34:35.959 --> 02:34:39.920
good question because the smell good in
his line of work can definitely get him

1723
02:34:41.000 --> 02:34:43.719
extra tips. And I mean the
same thing I have to say for myself.

1724
02:34:43.799 --> 02:34:46.239
You know, I got to smell
to one what I'm doing. So

1725
02:34:46.440 --> 02:34:58.319
there you my life coach. I
do workshops and I do couples because like,

1726
02:34:58.399 --> 02:35:01.440
honey, like y'all ask me what
I do, Like, Y don't

1727
02:35:01.479 --> 02:35:05.959
know what I got a job.
I don't know what you do at your

1728
02:35:07.040 --> 02:35:09.319
job? He Serena said, shut
up. Asked me after the show,

1729
02:35:09.360 --> 02:35:11.760
like what do you do? I
had to because I was like, you

1730
02:35:11.840 --> 02:35:16.079
work in a blue belt, Like
what's going on? It's okay, let's

1731
02:35:16.079 --> 02:35:18.000
say, bro, I don't know. I don't know what the fuck Kayla

1732
02:35:18.120 --> 02:35:22.879
does. Okay. She just seemed
like the black boss bitch in the office.

1733
02:35:22.920 --> 02:35:28.040
That motherfucker's just you know, go
talk to Kayla. Go talk to

1734
02:35:28.159 --> 02:35:31.479
Kayla. Kyla handle it. But
I don't know what she does. Whatever

1735
02:35:31.680 --> 02:35:35.280
job Kayla does, she's an HR
for it. When you look at your

1736
02:35:35.399 --> 02:35:39.840
circle of friends, do you really
like outside of maybe? I don't know

1737
02:35:39.920 --> 02:35:43.760
what. None of these niggas do
for love. They buy an expensive clowns.

1738
02:35:45.440 --> 02:35:48.040
I don't really know what a lot
of niggas we hang out exploones and

1739
02:35:48.079 --> 02:35:56.120
they fucking that's what we know,
surface level sh They buying clowns, and

1740
02:35:56.159 --> 02:36:01.639
they if if I buy this,
taking some cologne and he entertains another bitch

1741
02:36:01.680 --> 02:36:05.600
in it. This is nope.
That click that click, that third video

1742
02:36:05.719 --> 02:36:11.840
that's this is gonna be me in
court killer because it was small. Another

1743
02:36:11.840 --> 02:36:16.559
another one killing incapacitate him, a
little bit of the third one. It's

1744
02:36:16.600 --> 02:36:24.520
the third one, the little white
box that pick up pop up, Yeah,

1745
02:36:24.559 --> 02:36:26.520
clicking on that. I know,
but I don't know which one is

1746
02:36:26.520 --> 02:36:35.159
it mine? Two three? I
thought I was, I will be on

1747
02:36:35.280 --> 02:36:39.319
the run, somebody row, somebody
will be on your old. I don't

1748
02:36:39.239 --> 02:37:11.000
nobody, God, I ain't look
just like this, he said. I

1749
02:37:11.040 --> 02:37:13.479
ain't know a round. Nobody I
asked for it. No, it's in

1750
02:37:13.559 --> 02:37:26.879
your face. That's gonna be me
Tuesday's read my buying up. Why are

1751
02:37:26.920 --> 02:37:31.200
you doing me like this? Yes, we're still here, m h.

1752
02:37:33.200 --> 02:37:35.760
Why are you doing me like this? That boy need to send me something

1753
02:37:35.760 --> 02:37:41.399
else to buy. That's for brost
to buy, not his mama. Yeah,

1754
02:37:43.280 --> 02:37:52.319
Nopeine it can shine, just not
on my dime. That's all I'm

1755
02:37:52.399 --> 02:37:58.319
saying. I need to send these
niggas asks to be done with this ship.

1756
02:37:58.799 --> 02:38:05.799
No hey, for him to be
like I love day nights. He

1757
02:38:05.920 --> 02:38:09.920
gets, you know, put his
little button down on with his little slacks

1758
02:38:09.959 --> 02:38:13.639
and shoes and shit, and I
got my shirt on. He's smelling good.

1759
02:38:13.680 --> 02:38:24.040
But it stops when our weekend ends. That you're horrible. I'm horrible

1760
02:38:24.280 --> 02:38:33.559
weekend. That's what we are.
I'm not limiting it. I'm limiting the

1761
02:38:33.879 --> 02:38:52.760
use of a product I've heard else
gold so Red, so Red I gotta

1762
02:38:52.760 --> 02:39:03.920
get rid of. So you gotta
learn the four bar joke. They're learning

1763
02:39:03.000 --> 02:39:09.239
one you give like four bars lives. They sing the whole fucking first version.

1764
02:39:11.719 --> 02:39:22.719
Yes, zone out though, right's
they'll forget what we're doing. It

1765
02:39:22.879 --> 02:39:26.280
really like grow it's a jam session, but we can't get the backyard of

1766
02:39:26.319 --> 02:39:31.319
your podcast. Nah. Exclusive Shita. We can put it on Patrion.

1767
02:39:33.920 --> 02:39:37.079
I get zig that bath embody my
son and thirty one Bathing body Works is

1768
02:39:37.120 --> 02:39:45.200
below him. Hey yeah, when
that sho come on SLF, all the

1769
02:39:45.280 --> 02:39:50.680
names around me be like, hey, bro, you see that, thank

1770
02:39:50.719 --> 02:39:56.799
you, thank you. It's not
just me. I told a signed seats

1771
02:39:56.879 --> 02:40:00.600
next week. Y'all gonna think I'm
playing and I'm you know, back in

1772
02:40:00.600 --> 02:40:03.319
the day when you get a little
cardboard and you try folded and you write

1773
02:40:03.360 --> 02:40:05.719
the little name and then you got
the little triangle. Shit, kid,

1774
02:40:07.440 --> 02:40:15.079
I want I want to sit by
one yo. He always be having snacks.

1775
02:40:15.639 --> 02:40:20.600
So I have to admit. I
have to admit that whenever people abbreviate

1776
02:40:20.799 --> 02:40:30.040
bath and body Works, I always
think of I was like what, I

1777
02:40:30.159 --> 02:40:33.840
was like, yo, five fifty. I was like that sounds about right,

1778
02:40:39.520 --> 02:40:43.760
because she was like bbwh I'm like, bro, he's watching like okay,

1779
02:40:43.799 --> 02:40:48.440
speaking speaking of acronyms, is Paul
the acronym? Yes? What is

1780
02:40:48.479 --> 02:40:50.760
it? What is it is?
White girls would ask bat ass white girls

1781
02:40:52.280 --> 02:41:01.280
okay, white girls would big oily
bubble buttste you let that go? You

1782
02:41:01.360 --> 02:41:05.559
know, Ever since I fucking showed
Tommy them, goddamn the only fans where

1783
02:41:05.680 --> 02:41:11.000
how chicks curl their feet in the
pictures? Not the motherfuckers swear every everybody

1784
02:41:11.120 --> 02:41:16.200
doing it. I feel it now
body words have sales and then like all

1785
02:41:16.239 --> 02:41:22.200
of the body washers everything right,
everything about the golong be like five they

1786
02:41:22.280 --> 02:41:26.639
just had they just had a s
I made the post about how did you

1787
02:41:26.719 --> 02:41:31.719
get the email? I want to
put it on Facebook. Bitch, you

1788
02:41:31.799 --> 02:41:39.200
know them algorithms that this nigre always
on my goddamn timeline. No, not

1789
02:41:39.520 --> 02:41:46.360
pause like Papa Paul, pa w
g Ass white girl. Yeah, when

1790
02:41:46.399 --> 02:41:52.399
I have posted about the fact that
Tell Curl is creamed for me? Oh,

1791
02:41:52.440 --> 02:41:56.520
don't look at that last post I
posted on only fans, then if

1792
02:41:56.600 --> 02:42:03.079
y'all don't like that, literally,
damn, there's a that was my That

1793
02:42:03.239 --> 02:42:11.840
was my new solo video posting soon
pick you. No. I just came

1794
02:42:11.879 --> 02:42:13.840
across and I was like, what
the fuck is the poug And I kept

1795
02:42:13.879 --> 02:42:16.079
looking. I can say has something
to do with this thick white chick,

1796
02:42:16.120 --> 02:42:16.799
but I don't know what the stuff. I didn't know what the stuff.

1797
02:42:18.159 --> 02:42:24.239
Yeah, yeah, miracle. If
I was a fuck around, I have

1798
02:42:24.280 --> 02:42:26.799
a white girl, she would have
to have a fat as. Yeah,

1799
02:42:26.959 --> 02:42:28.440
she would have to have you at
least be like, Okay, Tom,

1800
02:42:28.600 --> 02:42:31.360
I see what I see? What
do I see what you wanted? Still

1801
02:42:31.399 --> 02:42:37.600
couldn't do it, I said,
I said, if I still do it,

1802
02:42:37.120 --> 02:42:41.280
can't bring myself. And the funny
part is like a lot of white

1803
02:42:41.319 --> 02:42:43.799
girls have like really nice butts because
of how they work out all the time,

1804
02:42:43.879 --> 02:42:48.280
they playing sports like volleyball and shit
like that. But the only time

1805
02:42:48.399 --> 02:42:52.600
you really see them embrace having the
asses when they're in the black dudes.

1806
02:42:54.520 --> 02:42:56.239
Other than that, they've been oh
my god, maybe it's something. Ain't

1807
02:42:56.799 --> 02:43:05.959
like they look at terrible They used
to, Yeah, not anymore because they

1808
02:43:07.040 --> 02:43:13.719
still be looking And I'm like,
okay, And that's why I have an

1809
02:43:13.719 --> 02:43:20.600
issue. I don't like. I
don't like the fetish every you know,

1810
02:43:20.719 --> 02:43:24.479
if if if a white man likes
ass, I feel like it's fetishizing.

1811
02:43:24.920 --> 02:43:28.040
But if he just so happens to
like a black woman she don't have no

1812
02:43:28.120 --> 02:43:31.280
ask but she got big ass titties, I'm like, that's an authent too,

1813
02:43:31.360 --> 02:43:35.719
white man, because they love titties. And I've I've told y'all on

1814
02:43:35.799 --> 02:43:39.360
the show, on Facebook and everywhere
else a million times. If I ever

1815
02:43:41.319 --> 02:43:45.920
decided, hey, you know what, I am going to get enhancements.

1816
02:43:46.040 --> 02:43:50.680
I'm going for more titties. I'm
not going for ass because ass is going

1817
02:43:50.760 --> 02:43:54.520
to attract broke niggas. Them titties
is going to attract a white man.

1818
02:43:54.000 --> 02:44:00.399
Last name in an Owski and I
am out of this ship. Oh I'm

1819
02:44:00.479 --> 02:44:07.840
moving the fuck out of here.
Yeah, I hate you. I'm I'm

1820
02:44:09.040 --> 02:44:13.399
hid the most ghetto fucking sophisticated name. It's gonna be Tamika and then twenty

1821
02:44:13.440 --> 02:44:18.360
six letters house Ki. So just
me and these big, plump, fake

1822
02:44:18.440 --> 02:44:30.399
ass titties is gonna be living in
Malibu somewhere like a big ass, a

1823
02:44:30.440 --> 02:44:37.920
little titty little huge excuse me,
the ratio of life. Yeah, keep

1824
02:44:37.959 --> 02:44:48.360
just saying. So the tone the
toe girl get toned off. And because

1825
02:44:48.399 --> 02:44:52.319
he said the toe curls like what
you said is like a stake for z

1826
02:44:52.399 --> 02:44:58.000
on that vie. I mean,
I'm subscribed to a few only fans here

1827
02:44:58.040 --> 02:45:01.600
and there. Your feet that regularly
the bottom right. You You having too

1828
02:45:01.719 --> 02:45:09.120
much non fun and don't carry your
talks with no they will get the denning

1829
02:45:09.159 --> 02:45:13.360
women with big breasts and small ass. You just described the first twenty plus

1830
02:45:13.520 --> 02:45:20.159
years of my life. You have
mystical brothers too. Just sound you came

1831
02:45:20.319 --> 02:45:31.799
here nice called back to the beginning
of the show. Yeah, god two

1832
02:45:33.120 --> 02:45:37.559
where I live now, I can't
sorry get fetished out of my mind.

1833
02:45:37.639 --> 02:45:39.360
When the wife approached me, I
need my brothers to get it together.

1834
02:45:41.520 --> 02:45:48.639
Yeah, you can always move move
to Atlanta. No, because that's where

1835
02:45:48.639 --> 02:45:54.159
the brothers want to you just bring
your grits up here, bring your she'd

1836
02:45:54.200 --> 02:46:00.799
be making grits. Yes, most
older white man like Keith scrape Off,

1837
02:46:01.239 --> 02:46:05.000
he made grit sounds sexism. Yeah, I mean, look, that's why

1838
02:46:05.000 --> 02:46:16.319
I love her. This is the
I can't even get mad. Y'all know

1839
02:46:16.479 --> 02:46:24.760
me, me going ball from we
didn't even seen it? Was say,

1840
02:46:24.799 --> 02:46:28.440
I haven't even seen this at this
point, broa, get shit off.

1841
02:46:31.479 --> 02:46:33.879
M okay, listen, Tommy'd be
so easy for a play. The food,

1842
02:46:33.959 --> 02:46:39.479
So that's what it is, your
food food, horror food. He's

1843
02:46:39.520 --> 02:46:43.479
like, let me get some of
them repass screen. I don't know I'm

1844
02:46:43.520 --> 02:46:48.319
dealing with. I'm trying to I'm
trying to attract the white trust friends and

1845
02:46:48.399 --> 02:46:52.399
titties both start with t for a
reason. Trust friends and titties start with

1846
02:46:54.120 --> 02:47:03.040
hate you. But what episode and
as a person that does have a trust

1847
02:47:03.079 --> 02:47:07.559
fund with titties. What can I
say? I agree? How did you

1848
02:47:07.639 --> 02:47:13.239
get a ham to be so easy
for play? The food? I mean

1849
02:47:13.319 --> 02:47:15.920
that's reasonable if you make good food. Hey, I can't say that because

1850
02:47:15.920 --> 02:47:20.120
funny people that got me like that. Niggas bribed me with food for everything.

1851
02:47:20.639 --> 02:47:24.520
Wine Wine used to give me all
the time before I even get a

1852
02:47:24.600 --> 02:47:28.360
chance to say no. If he
needed a ride to work, you gotta

1853
02:47:28.360 --> 02:47:33.040
be definitely had treats to pissed off
at me. I'd be like, shut

1854
02:47:33.120 --> 02:47:37.399
up, what do you want to
eat? Day? Made up? Make

1855
02:47:37.479 --> 02:47:43.799
me laugh? Give me some food? Yeah, Loki, I think females

1856
02:47:43.840 --> 02:47:48.559
with assist humors is underrated. Yeah, you know what's funny to me?

1857
02:47:48.000 --> 02:47:52.920
Like niggas is always talking about women
ain't funny. I'm like some aren't.

1858
02:47:54.959 --> 02:47:58.040
No, But to say like that
women just period or not, I'm like,

1859
02:47:58.280 --> 02:48:00.959
some of the most funny motherfuckers I
know are women. Man. I

1860
02:48:01.159 --> 02:48:05.319
love women, man, I love
a good joke. But you know what,

1861
02:48:05.879 --> 02:48:11.120
niggas will say that until like they
get somebody that just they played too

1862
02:48:11.280 --> 02:48:18.280
much. And for me it's hard
because y'all y'all have been watching long enough.

1863
02:48:18.399 --> 02:48:20.840
Y'all know that shit just comes to
me. I don't get to think

1864
02:48:20.879 --> 02:48:24.079
about it. So sometimes I probably
make a joke when I shouldn't make a

1865
02:48:24.200 --> 02:48:28.600
joke, but it'd be too cold
to let go like because it just it's

1866
02:48:28.639 --> 02:48:31.280
slide off. Like butter, it's
I got, I got that garlic butterflow.

1867
02:48:33.360 --> 02:48:39.399
You gotta be fine, you garlic
butter. That's a bar I don't

1868
02:48:39.399 --> 02:48:46.959
care about. Yeah, that's but
I really, really really be trying.

1869
02:48:48.079 --> 02:48:58.959
Sometimes I'm like, damn, that's
how you get called out right laugh drugs.

1870
02:49:01.319 --> 02:49:07.479
It's Tommy's a good meal, some
good humor, he redemed. My

1871
02:49:07.559 --> 02:49:11.760
man's a joke. Dog said,
just give me a hearty meal, a

1872
02:49:11.879 --> 02:49:15.959
hearty laugh, and I'm dropping off
this dick, hearty meal, hardy laugh,

1873
02:49:20.360 --> 02:49:24.120
can you? Britt said, I'm
just witty pretty and come with big

1874
02:49:24.239 --> 02:49:30.959
tittics. Here you go, bars, Britt, you know what, Break

1875
02:49:31.000 --> 02:49:35.120
got some nice lips too. But
we're not. I've said too much,

1876
02:49:37.719 --> 02:49:39.680
you know. At this point,
I just feel like the name of the

1877
02:49:39.719 --> 02:49:43.159
episode should be sexual harassment one on
one, because we are showing everything not

1878
02:49:43.399 --> 02:49:48.559
to fucking do right. HR is
part of the problems. I don't think

1879
02:49:48.600 --> 02:49:52.159
Britt got nice lips I mean me
and her head on the same lips.

1880
02:49:54.799 --> 02:50:11.040
You have no o, I gets
such a fucking creep. What's next?

1881
02:50:11.520 --> 02:50:24.440
What's next? One? Right?
Projey, I can't point out that obey

1882
02:50:26.000 --> 02:50:33.399
that's all you got to obey?
My bad Oh wait, hold on,

1883
02:50:33.879 --> 02:50:39.239
okay, So a lot of people
talk crazy about people that locked their cards.

1884
02:50:39.680 --> 02:50:43.159
I locked my ship and as of
right now, I have to check

1885
02:50:43.239 --> 02:50:46.840
and make sure that I remember to
lock my Capital one card because I had

1886
02:50:46.879 --> 02:50:52.399
a hotel room reserved for today.
But you know, um, I think

1887
02:50:52.600 --> 02:50:56.200
up flow is you know, pack
their bags to come early. And I

1888
02:50:56.239 --> 02:51:00.879
couldn't record content like that. So
keep your car because my ship got comprom

1889
02:51:03.399 --> 02:51:07.680
because me. Sometimes you you literally
have money hit your account and out of

1890
02:51:07.799 --> 02:51:18.879
nowhere, ninja ass fucking charges.
I was so mad. I door dashed

1891
02:51:20.040 --> 02:51:26.000
and I made like two hundred dollars, and before I got a chance to

1892
02:51:26.159 --> 02:51:33.040
do fucking anything, this goddamn charge
came through. And I was so mad

1893
02:51:33.159 --> 02:51:35.639
because it was I made sure that
I made like exactly to him so I

1894
02:51:35.680 --> 02:51:39.760
can go to the ATM and pull
the full two hundred out. And then

1895
02:51:39.840 --> 02:51:43.879
I had this odd ass. I
was so mad. I was customing my

1896
02:51:43.920 --> 02:51:46.680
mom was like, what's wrong.
I was like, mother, because I

1897
02:51:46.799 --> 02:51:50.280
forgot to lock it back. Have
your dash to like a PayPal? No,

1898
02:51:50.399 --> 02:51:54.200
no, I never go to like
a You can get a routing for

1899
02:51:54.280 --> 02:52:01.319
your your PayPal Orior cash. Well
I had, yeah, No, I

1900
02:52:01.479 --> 02:52:05.360
had it going directly. It used
to go directly to my bank account.

1901
02:52:05.399 --> 02:52:07.000
The reason why I had a Dasher
card. I switched it to that because

1902
02:52:07.120 --> 02:52:09.959
I get paid immediately after every dash. I don't have to wait that all,

1903
02:52:11.000 --> 02:52:15.239
so it's on the card. Yeah. Yeah, So if I dashed

1904
02:52:15.360 --> 02:52:18.399
from ten to twelve, all of
the money that I make between that time,

1905
02:52:18.399 --> 02:52:20.840
as soon as my dash ends at
twelve, it deposits right away.

1906
02:52:22.360 --> 02:52:24.600
So that's why I do it that
way. But yeah, it used to

1907
02:52:24.639 --> 02:52:28.360
go to my account, but I
only got paid once a week. Yeah,

1908
02:52:28.639 --> 02:52:33.239
say my day job, and just
dashed during the daytime. I think

1909
02:52:33.920 --> 02:52:39.040
because because once I'm done with once
I'm done with training, I think that's

1910
02:52:39.079 --> 02:52:43.120
already done. Once I'm done with
training, I'm going because right now I'm

1911
02:52:43.120 --> 02:52:46.520
in training from eight to twelve.
Once I'm done with training, I'm gonna

1912
02:52:46.559 --> 02:52:50.440
ask for the seven to eleven.
Shit, honestly, it ain't. It

1913
02:52:50.479 --> 02:52:56.040
ain't long enough especially for us to
only be part time, like they they

1914
02:52:56.239 --> 02:53:01.040
condensing the shit that don't need to
be condensed. Maybe twelve months, but

1915
02:53:01.399 --> 02:53:05.159
um, but no, because they're
like that period no matter what position you

1916
02:53:05.239 --> 02:53:09.680
were, like whatever department, that's
just their policy for the company period.

1917
02:53:11.280 --> 02:53:15.639
But um, I plan to do
seven to eleven because I'm already up and

1918
02:53:15.719 --> 02:53:18.280
I really like around NOONI sh I'll
start going to sleep anyway. But if

1919
02:53:18.440 --> 02:53:22.840
I end at eleven and I go
out right away to start door dash and

1920
02:53:22.879 --> 02:53:30.559
like for that lunch rush, I'm
good. I ain't mad at you,

1921
02:53:31.719 --> 02:53:33.680
bro, I can't. I feel
like it's ghetto that I went back to

1922
02:53:33.760 --> 02:53:39.440
work. I do not people on
Facebook all the time, so and nobody

1923
02:53:39.520 --> 02:53:41.680
wants to work anymore. Who the
fuck really wanted to work? We had

1924
02:53:41.760 --> 02:53:45.719
to work. This gotta work if
they don't want to, you know,

1925
02:53:45.840 --> 02:53:48.079
be homeless and shit like that.
Yeah. I took time of girl to

1926
02:53:48.120 --> 02:53:50.559
work at one o'clock because she's sat
in the car and she cries like I

1927
02:53:50.639 --> 02:53:54.719
do know I'm gonna going there.
Like nobody wants to work, I'm like,

1928
02:53:54.879 --> 02:53:56.719
we don't. We never do.
But you work four hours a week

1929
02:53:56.840 --> 02:54:05.559
on us one day of a week. Life ain't like you yet by my

1930
02:54:05.680 --> 02:54:09.200
co workers always saying that we're like, man, we're so understaff, nobody

1931
02:54:09.280 --> 02:54:11.079
wants to work. I look at
him, like, see the ship we

1932
02:54:11.159 --> 02:54:16.200
do for eight dollars a day.
And then you you you volunteer to come

1933
02:54:16.239 --> 02:54:20.479
in early, stay late like you're
crazy. Motherfucker. You like it because

1934
02:54:20.559 --> 02:54:24.319
you know you're right. I showed
up eight dollars day. I don't want

1935
02:54:24.360 --> 02:54:26.479
to know this shit, but you
know you're fryna give me a little bit

1936
02:54:26.479 --> 02:54:28.840
of money, so I guess you
know fairs change, no robbery, but

1937
02:54:30.440 --> 02:54:33.360
I don't want to be here.
Then there's a man you should move a

1938
02:54:33.399 --> 02:54:37.639
little fast, like they're gonna pay. They pay me the same amount of

1939
02:54:37.719 --> 02:54:39.520
money. Whether I get this ship
done half the time I take all the

1940
02:54:39.600 --> 02:54:43.719
time, it's the same money.
Me speaking of working with me, ain't

1941
02:54:43.879 --> 02:54:52.079
work faster, No, ain't no
speaking of working with meat fan see freaky

1942
02:54:52.200 --> 02:55:01.399
bro It wasn't freaky bro. Okay, So like like, do y'all eat

1943
02:55:01.479 --> 02:55:09.280
ham like as far as like on
sandwiches? Do y'all like you no,

1944
02:55:09.520 --> 02:55:26.879
not like a hand like a common
We don't care how we go. Oh

1945
02:55:26.959 --> 02:55:30.920
yeah, I was like some money
he brit if you call in tomorrow,

1946
02:55:31.079 --> 02:55:35.760
just wake up. Shout out to
Britt for that. I never had to

1947
02:55:35.799 --> 02:55:39.399
go back to bark Skin. I
wouldn't. I'm gonna calling tomorrow. Britt

1948
02:55:39.479 --> 02:55:48.680
said she's here for the Ham so
cool. So what about him? For

1949
02:55:48.799 --> 02:55:52.840
him, I've never been like as
far as like sandwich, like if it's

1950
02:55:52.879 --> 02:55:58.559
on a club, like a Cousins
club. I with him last time he

1951
02:55:58.600 --> 02:56:03.680
said that he ended up texting the
sad them home. Uh, he was

1952
02:56:03.799 --> 02:56:13.120
wandering the building, Yester your snapchat, I wasn't wandering talk about like I've

1953
02:56:13.159 --> 02:56:16.639
never been here after dark, nigga. That was when I was leaving.

1954
02:56:16.280 --> 02:56:20.239
We didn't know you left with what
we're saying. Oh, that's because y'all

1955
02:56:20.280 --> 02:56:22.799
was on the air and I was
gonna text shout in group and tell you

1956
02:56:31.040 --> 02:56:37.079
now. So one of them one
of the things that I I don't really

1957
02:56:37.159 --> 02:56:43.319
like now Honeyham. I like like
because Honeyham isn't salty a lot of like

1958
02:56:43.559 --> 02:56:46.600
the like the Delhi Ham, and
like it'd be real like salty. And

1959
02:56:46.680 --> 02:56:52.840
I don't really like to sex.
But a restaurant is coming out and they

1960
02:56:52.920 --> 02:56:54.799
got some like a New Ham Sandwich
coming out, and I think I'm gonna

1961
02:56:54.799 --> 02:57:00.239
fuck with it. It's like some
some peppered ham or some shit like that

1962
02:57:00.879 --> 02:57:03.159
pepper ham. I don't know that
might be. That's why I had to

1963
02:57:03.239 --> 02:57:09.360
turn around, Like, especially when
you work in the Delhi department. Now,

1964
02:57:09.440 --> 02:57:13.159
I do like hot ham and cheese
sandwiches. Thof we used to say,

1965
02:57:13.559 --> 02:57:16.680
like you could come in and get
the hot ham with some free roles.

1966
02:57:16.719 --> 02:57:24.200
That it's cracking, y'all still just
because I think and cheese on a

1967
02:57:24.319 --> 02:57:31.680
Hawaiian roll. It's so fucking clutch
slapper. So I made so like I

1968
02:57:31.760 --> 02:57:35.040
made a cup. So when I
had what the fuck did I put you?

1969
02:57:35.360 --> 02:57:43.879
Last? Stuff used to change you
really different. Trade in my life.

1970
02:57:46.079 --> 02:57:52.319
Trade make a damn song, trade
in my life for you? What's

1971
02:57:52.360 --> 02:57:56.920
your favorite ham? But that's what
I'm saying that honeyham would have to be

1972
02:57:56.040 --> 02:58:01.159
my favorite, though maple brown.
They got some chip that tastes like bacon

1973
02:58:03.239 --> 02:58:18.280
fire. It's the same animal,
right, na I mean, honey don't

1974
02:58:18.319 --> 02:58:22.840
taste like fucking bacon. It tastes
like ham. All buses are not laughing

1975
02:58:22.920 --> 02:58:28.760
at you, laughing at me.
Hey, brit don't buy the coming next

1976
02:58:28.799 --> 02:58:35.239
week. No, she's talking about
with sunships tested piss Mimi up. Yeah,

1977
02:58:35.360 --> 02:58:41.159
for sure, sunships doesn't even come
next week. Invitation rescented you mix

1978
02:58:43.000 --> 02:58:50.200
every fucking sunship tastes the same.
You don't, so you don't want sunships

1979
02:58:50.200 --> 02:58:52.440
on the next MINX. No,
I'd be wanting to put a popcorn in

1980
02:58:52.520 --> 02:58:56.479
it, but I can't popcorn.
We're like, okay, bro, like

1981
02:58:56.920 --> 02:59:01.000
put me like a little smitgen off
to the side. Are you know I

1982
02:59:01.079 --> 02:59:09.799
thought he left his Why is he
commented toilet comedy. I'll be across the

1983
02:59:09.920 --> 02:59:16.120
whole comment. Yeah, I'll be
across the whole comment. You ain't got

1984
02:59:16.239 --> 02:59:20.159
no fib so let's see what we
tweet you from uge. She fings parking

1985
02:59:20.200 --> 02:59:24.760
lot. Why don't you bring them? Yes, weak ass ship, you

1986
02:59:24.799 --> 02:59:31.159
ain't going up in fucking stairs and
you know it. Oh Mark, don't

1987
02:59:31.159 --> 02:59:35.959
you bring your ass up here without
my food? Say Joy never got the

1988
02:59:37.000 --> 02:59:41.319
food, dude. She was like, I'm gonna feed you tomorrow. That

1989
02:59:41.520 --> 02:59:50.079
was like sixteen weeks ago, still
crowing the SpongeBob out there, jellyfish and

1990
02:59:50.120 --> 02:59:56.479
the ship. Now they're horrible.
Well, it is almost midnight and we

1991
02:59:56.639 --> 03:00:01.319
have been here three hours, and
I got some barbecue pork steaks waiting on

1992
03:00:01.399 --> 03:00:07.920
me at the crib. I did
not eat today, And I'm gonna watch

1993
03:00:09.079 --> 03:00:11.319
my comedy special. Yeah, I'm
gonna watch you when I get home.

1994
03:00:13.239 --> 03:00:22.719
Uh. This guy named Lisa,
he really he really fucking funny, funny.

1995
03:00:22.639 --> 03:00:26.399
He liked to me, honestly,
number two behind Dave Chappelle the story

1996
03:00:26.399 --> 03:00:31.079
because he's right. He just says
stories about because about him. Nobody used

1997
03:00:31.079 --> 03:00:35.479
to sell. He's younger, bitch. We went out to eat before you

1998
03:00:35.600 --> 03:00:39.120
came. You got this one story
where there was a was a neighborhood bully.

1999
03:00:39.200 --> 03:00:43.280
Dude. He's always pick with all
the drug dealers. You had my

2000
03:00:43.440 --> 03:00:46.680
food, I didn't have my food. And for like the last what was

2001
03:00:46.719 --> 03:00:50.440
it like fifteen twenty years, every
time Dog would see him, he would

2002
03:00:50.479 --> 03:01:01.280
suck him up. Sorry, I'm
sorry. I was on crack. You

2003
03:01:01.360 --> 03:01:07.120
gotta watch it. It's on It's
on YouTube the whole first. I was

2004
03:01:07.200 --> 03:01:13.000
watching part of it live, but
drop dropping the group chat. It's called

2005
03:01:13.040 --> 03:01:18.440
the Domino effect. Watch the first
one. First, they don't go together,

2006
03:01:18.719 --> 03:01:26.120
but watch the first one. Are
you told the story about the fingers?

2007
03:01:28.719 --> 03:01:30.680
He told the story about the first
time you got an eight ball?

2008
03:01:30.879 --> 03:01:33.399
Well, you better be pulling up
like door dash and has some food.

2009
03:01:35.319 --> 03:01:41.200
Yeah issue. If you're everybody staying
with his dad? That what the funny

2010
03:01:41.280 --> 03:01:48.239
one were four house? Next week, I'm staying across the If you don't

2011
03:01:48.239 --> 03:01:52.159
come next week, y'all need to
actually plan to be here July eighth for

2012
03:01:52.280 --> 03:02:01.200
the biggest extravag answer fiftieth year of
hip hop and can beat your mom yours?

2013
03:02:03.799 --> 03:02:09.959
What's your name? Tommy from last
night? That party films like Tiger

2014
03:02:09.000 --> 03:02:16.360
Ball? Who's from last night?
Yeah? Okay? Her birthday is all

2015
03:02:16.440 --> 03:02:28.639
right? Her birthday days? Yeah, there we go. I have brute

2016
03:02:28.799 --> 03:02:37.079
pepper raising h cutting the rug and
what I'm missing Tommy will be giving out

2017
03:02:37.079 --> 03:02:43.360
forty hours. You'd be giving out
forty houss and heating paths. No nigga

2018
03:02:43.399 --> 03:02:50.159
were giving out rockewar shirts. Why
are you this is? You can wear

2019
03:02:50.239 --> 03:02:56.120
them. You can wear it rock
Rockware ninety five. Matter of fact,

2020
03:02:56.920 --> 03:03:00.239
Amazon, order me your Rockefeller changs. I got another one of these in

2021
03:03:00.280 --> 03:03:03.360
the house somewhere. Get you a
fat Albert, A fat Albert jacket for

2022
03:03:03.520 --> 03:03:07.239
real, y'all make sure y'all come
through July a burst ten to the door,

2023
03:03:07.360 --> 03:03:13.520
getting the aar pie swag back boom
wasn't a pewag bag, like what

2024
03:03:13.680 --> 03:03:20.440
would you what would you give?
Hey? So Tony Tommy looking at me

2025
03:03:20.559 --> 03:03:22.680
like you trying to hurt me.
So it's gonna be something I know,

2026
03:03:24.520 --> 03:03:35.959
you know why some effort in that. Absolutely I need one. I'm making

2027
03:03:35.000 --> 03:03:41.639
sure now you need some vitamins.
I'm gonna have a sign of the door

2028
03:03:43.639 --> 03:03:50.239
where her face. I'm gonna Meemi
face at the front door so she can't

2029
03:03:50.239 --> 03:04:00.559
get in stocks dependent business subscriber.
They mike whatever, he's funny like because

2030
03:04:00.600 --> 03:04:03.959
this like this is it's not on
on. I just put it on it

2031
03:04:03.040 --> 03:04:07.719
from my hat on because I had
to switch so when I had to go

2032
03:04:07.799 --> 03:04:09.840
to when I went to ball grounds
and ship today, I had on my

2033
03:04:09.879 --> 03:04:11.479
short red one and then I'll put
on my pink one like when I'm doing

2034
03:04:13.879 --> 03:04:16.600
and I quit, like if if
I don't glue my wing on. I

2035
03:04:16.719 --> 03:04:20.559
try not to wear my pink out
much because when people recognize me be weird.

2036
03:04:24.680 --> 03:04:28.920
I see you look at my peanuts, brit said. I would gladly

2037
03:04:28.040 --> 03:04:31.000
take a heating pad. I mean, when you coming with me to the

2038
03:04:31.079 --> 03:04:37.399
party, find your outfit. You
make me go. She ain't coming she

2039
03:04:37.479 --> 03:04:45.520
adn't invite it. Invitation rescinded.
I'm gonna use my shit on me.

2040
03:04:46.959 --> 03:04:54.360
That's just disrespectful. I know I'm
upset about it over there like this,

2041
03:04:54.520 --> 03:05:05.639
like that spider Man, like nig
whatever. I'm having a good ass time.

2042
03:05:05.120 --> 03:05:07.319
If you're all ready for that the
forty ounce toast, I don't know

2043
03:05:07.360 --> 03:05:13.559
what the toast is gonna be,
but I'm gonna apple juice. Hey,

2044
03:05:13.600 --> 03:05:16.159
but if you get if you get
a forty ounce, you can't just grab

2045
03:05:16.280 --> 03:05:18.360
one and just you know, I'm
told you gotta drink that ship. I'm

2046
03:05:18.360 --> 03:05:22.559
not coming. If you grab one
you have in your hand, commit to

2047
03:05:22.559 --> 03:05:24.680
finish that motherfucker. And it's not
forty ounces, it's forty two. There's

2048
03:05:24.719 --> 03:05:28.600
two extra ounces in it. Again, I'm not coming a forty ounce Fuck

2049
03:05:28.680 --> 03:05:37.680
you up? What kind of food
gool be there? Um no juniors the

2050
03:05:37.760 --> 03:05:43.760
barbecu So you basically got paper on
food. Yeah, there's a lot of

2051
03:05:43.840 --> 03:05:48.760
meat. It's it's a free it's
a free ass party. I ain't charging

2052
03:05:48.840 --> 03:05:56.799
coming. People who charge for parties. We're talking about a camera joke.

2053
03:05:56.639 --> 03:06:01.280
It's the that's the flier, for
the for the for the culture. That's

2054
03:06:01.319 --> 03:06:07.239
just you want to drop. Okay, all proceeds go to TDR. Okay,

2055
03:06:07.239 --> 03:06:11.639
we're gonna do that. We do
that. I'm still I'm still interviewing

2056
03:06:11.719 --> 03:06:15.280
caterersh I got a couple of people
that I can talk to because there's gonna

2057
03:06:15.280 --> 03:06:16.239
be some food up there. But
once that's gone, I gotta go down

2058
03:06:16.239 --> 03:06:18.600
to junior. You gotta make sure
most of the people coming ain't feed.

2059
03:06:18.600 --> 03:06:22.319
Ain't feeding a master station. This
ain't Jesus, ain't trying to come with

2060
03:06:24.120 --> 03:06:30.319
trying to come with a fishing uh
fishing breed and ship. I should five

2061
03:06:30.360 --> 03:06:33.920
thousand, five thousand? What what
kind of fish is a wop? You

2062
03:06:35.200 --> 03:06:45.520
ll feed five thousand people with one
fish? Niggat Jesus Jesus on what time?

2063
03:06:45.600 --> 03:06:54.040
Seven seven and t seven? Because
he's motherfucking Jesus. You know what

2064
03:06:54.559 --> 03:07:00.079
point? Okay, kaylam In she
said you might date meet me up like

2065
03:07:00.200 --> 03:07:03.079
your food. Well, you know, niggas be late, so it's gonna

2066
03:07:03.079 --> 03:07:07.799
be plenty of food for y'all to
get here on time. Well, there's

2067
03:07:18.440 --> 03:07:28.399
huge. Don't let her have no
horse riding. Listen emotions like yeah,

2068
03:07:28.120 --> 03:07:31.799
she wasn't coming, but she was
now. But you had a whole episode

2069
03:07:31.799 --> 03:07:33.280
on the breakfast sandwich or what hip
hop food was, and we kind of

2070
03:07:33.319 --> 03:07:35.399
have this. It's gonna be hip
hop food, Like should you get about

2071
03:07:35.440 --> 03:07:41.040
egging chop cheese sandwiches and pizza and
you know fries. Load up with some

2072
03:07:41.120 --> 03:07:46.200
ships notch up, you know,
heavy ship that shit that's salty and make

2073
03:07:46.239 --> 03:07:50.479
you want to drink you Oh yeah, you can't hand out that ship.

2074
03:07:50.079 --> 03:07:56.879
You want to be a vegan?
No, hey, now your hoop was

2075
03:07:56.920 --> 03:07:58.159
not vegan? Am I gonna have
to name all of these? It's gonna

2076
03:07:58.159 --> 03:08:03.719
be too hot for him. Pop
man, it's a couple I might have

2077
03:08:03.840 --> 03:08:13.120
to do getting smoothies from a like
Miami Miami Luke outfits for you know the

2078
03:08:13.239 --> 03:08:18.639
party. Uh yeah, I mean
I think that because I's on a whim

2079
03:08:18.079 --> 03:08:22.000
on a wim, came up with
the idea it might be a little bit

2080
03:08:22.040 --> 03:08:26.319
bigger than it might. I don't
know. It's fifty years, it's fifty

2081
03:08:26.360 --> 03:08:33.520
years of hip hop. No,
you know what, Maybe there's long been

2082
03:08:33.559 --> 03:08:37.200
an argument. I'm back to the
Jesus station. It's five thousand people.

2083
03:08:37.399 --> 03:08:41.120
There's long been an argument about if
Jesus is black or not, if he's

2084
03:08:41.159 --> 03:08:46.600
feeding five thousand niggas off fishing two
loaves of bread. He's definitely black because

2085
03:08:46.639 --> 03:08:48.360
we know black niggas will stretch the
funk out of a meal. Yeah,

2086
03:08:50.200 --> 03:08:54.719
you know how many times the niggas
have made spaghetti last for minimum at least

2087
03:08:54.760 --> 03:09:01.760
three days, Like niggas will feed
and entire family of twelve of three dollars

2088
03:09:01.879 --> 03:09:07.040
and twenty two. I think I
might do. I might do. I

2089
03:09:07.159 --> 03:09:09.719
might do the Jules Antana my look, I might do. I might do

2090
03:09:09.920 --> 03:09:13.920
Duels. I used to going to
give him so much ask before I was

2091
03:09:13.959 --> 03:09:16.959
like really giving up ass. There
are a lot of people I used to

2092
03:09:18.040 --> 03:09:20.600
like want to blake. Can you
get a real big ass jersey like that

2093
03:09:20.639 --> 03:09:26.120
anymore? I got absolutely Mitchell,
Amazon everything got you? Okay? Are

2094
03:09:26.200 --> 03:09:31.639
you can be like fabulous? And
I have all the different jerseys all right.

2095
03:09:31.559 --> 03:09:33.840
I gotta give me a big ass
fitted hat that fit over my ears

2096
03:09:35.719 --> 03:09:41.639
and for your teeth because you gotta
have some big as. I still got

2097
03:09:41.719 --> 03:09:45.360
my mama hearing bones and then big
ass hoop rings. Want to be a

2098
03:09:45.399 --> 03:09:50.959
spot store, Daisy Dukes and air
Force once for me, I'm there for

2099
03:09:52.079 --> 03:09:58.879
a keisha where the Daisy Dukes ams
is there? Don't stop, don't stop.

2100
03:10:13.559 --> 03:10:16.719
I'm there for I want everybody.
That's the that's the entire for all

2101
03:10:16.760 --> 03:10:24.319
women. Daisy dude, Daisy dudes, air Force one duds, one hot

2102
03:10:24.360 --> 03:10:35.319
there. So when was fifty years
ago? Wow? That's wow. No,

2103
03:10:35.520 --> 03:10:39.239
I just realized, like, you
know, my mom only seven years

2104
03:10:39.280 --> 03:10:46.159
apart. I might be your dad. That's crazy, I might be your

2105
03:10:46.280 --> 03:10:56.600
daddy. Top song was in nineteen. Um, who's that? No?

2106
03:10:56.799 --> 03:11:03.079
That was? That was eighty nine. That's all when I got eight years

2107
03:11:03.120 --> 03:11:05.840
apart, because this year's like she's
fifty seven nowt but she'll be turning fifty

2108
03:11:05.879 --> 03:11:13.520
eight. Actually, uh, there's
some white folks. But it was killing

2109
03:11:13.600 --> 03:11:18.920
me softly with his song by roberta
flock Tia Yellow, ripping around the old

2110
03:11:18.159 --> 03:11:22.959
old tree, Big bad Leroy Brown. I did not know that was a

2111
03:11:24.040 --> 03:11:28.000
real song until like maybe ten years
ago. Uh. By then, we

2112
03:11:28.120 --> 03:11:31.360
had Let's Get It On by Marvin
Gas. That's right, that's what I

2113
03:11:31.479 --> 03:11:37.360
was boring into. Mm hmm.
Oh, Diana Ross is out here singing

2114
03:11:37.360 --> 03:11:43.920
about touching me in the morning.
Hey, Tommy, me and missus Jones.

2115
03:11:45.600 --> 03:11:56.280
Gotta thing ship that lady by the
Ashley Brothers. Who's that lad?

2116
03:11:58.200 --> 03:12:07.040
Who's that lad Superstiti Stevie Wonder was
not seventy The Love Train by the Old

2117
03:12:07.120 --> 03:12:13.840
Jacks, The Weird Gup, I'm
Gonna love you just a little more Baby

2118
03:12:13.920 --> 03:12:16.280
by Barry White? Do that mean
we gotta come in like bail bottoms and

2119
03:12:16.319 --> 03:12:28.879
ship Daddy's Home by Jermaine Jackson Hate, I don't know the oh I thought

2120
03:12:28.920 --> 03:12:39.479
we had just man went over to
the greasy ass father. Midnight Train to

2121
03:12:39.600 --> 03:12:50.120
Georgia. Wait, wait, what
counsel is our ras all on the midnight

2122
03:12:50.239 --> 03:12:54.719
Train to Georgia? Could it be
I'm falled in love? Could it be

2123
03:12:54.959 --> 03:13:03.399
I'm falling in love baby? All
right? Um, if you were not

2124
03:13:03.639 --> 03:13:05.239
able to catch the Fool alive,
you know you can always go on my

2125
03:13:05.360 --> 03:13:09.559
page or YouTube to replay it,
or you can just stream it on Tuesday

2126
03:13:09.639 --> 03:13:13.440
mornings when we dropped new episodes on
all of your favorite streaming platforms. So

2127
03:13:13.840 --> 03:13:16.159
until next time, we got a
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