WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.800 --> 00:00:05.000 He listen commented Cookout Podcast episode four twenty on Brandome. Here's Ryan, and 2 00:00:05.040 --> 00:00:07.719 we're gonna continue to investigating rapink up a visit in the Diva of Pain. 3 00:00:07.919 --> 00:00:20.760 Now ahead our theme song. Hey Ryan, We're back for yet another whirlwind 4 00:00:20.800 --> 00:00:25.320 adventure. How you doing all? We're back going to do a whole bunch 5 00:00:25.399 --> 00:00:29.239 is going down. We're back in the classic CEO control room. But those 6 00:00:29.320 --> 00:00:33.280 of us that are watching on YouTube but it should be, will notice that 7 00:00:33.600 --> 00:00:37.520 we're a different angle, much like we were last week on the pre show 8 00:00:37.640 --> 00:00:43.640 slash Real Show. And that is because the CCO Control Room has been officially 9 00:00:43.799 --> 00:00:50.079 upgraded to be the Space Age Oh much like the Woodru now Space Age Studio. 10 00:00:50.280 --> 00:00:54.359 Yep, so good. We've got new mic stands, we've got new 11 00:00:54.399 --> 00:00:58.960 speakers, we've got new control board, new very big screen. Yeah, 12 00:00:59.039 --> 00:01:00.920 and it it puts the camera in a little bit of a different angle, 13 00:01:00.960 --> 00:01:04.400 but it it makes our setup pretty good because you don't see like the microphone 14 00:01:04.560 --> 00:01:08.640 arms and you don't see my computer and I can reach like right here, 15 00:01:08.680 --> 00:01:12.640 real easy, right. So we're here, We're here, We're there. 16 00:01:14.079 --> 00:01:17.159 Everything is great and we have a cool deck to talk about. We have 17 00:01:17.239 --> 00:01:19.560 some stories to tell some people to thank. Before we get to any of 18 00:01:19.599 --> 00:01:23.200 that, we have to thank our official business Daddy's Fusion Gaming Online dot Com, 19 00:01:23.280 --> 00:01:27.040 their source for all your gaming needs, and also Pile of Bones Brewing 20 00:01:27.079 --> 00:01:30.920 Co. The second coolest thing out of Regina and the official beer sponsor of 21 00:01:30.959 --> 00:01:37.519 CCO Sidewalk Slam Season two. Yeah very much so. Game three for a 22 00:01:37.640 --> 00:01:41.560 Sidewalk Slam in the works. I'm gonna get that passed off to Tyler before 23 00:01:41.599 --> 00:01:46.040 we go to Chicago, and this comes out after we come back from Chicago. 24 00:01:46.280 --> 00:01:49.799 But here we are temporal the stortion. Yeah, we're doing double shows, 25 00:01:49.799 --> 00:01:53.280 double weeks in a row because we've got Magic on Chicago coming up. 26 00:01:53.359 --> 00:01:57.280 We've got the CCU Experience coming up. There's gonna be ten of us in 27 00:01:57.319 --> 00:02:00.920 our house. We've got drivers, we've got food planned, we've got We've 28 00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:04.719 talked a little bit about booster packs, but we're gonna play that by ear. 29 00:02:05.400 --> 00:02:08.479 There's usually no shortage of beer in the fridge and packs to be cracked 30 00:02:08.879 --> 00:02:14.919 on the table. We are responsible in both of those regards. What well 31 00:02:14.919 --> 00:02:17.520 we crack packs when cracks need to be packed, and we crack beers and 32 00:02:17.560 --> 00:02:22.000 put them into our cracks when they need to be emptied those how we do 33 00:02:22.120 --> 00:02:27.280 responsible? Yes? Right, makes sense. Speaking of responsible, you mentioned 34 00:02:27.280 --> 00:02:30.319 Fusion Gaming Online Camp. I sure did so. I did the thing. 35 00:02:30.919 --> 00:02:35.400 I went to Fusion YEP. I picked out some Pokemon booster packs for my 36 00:02:35.639 --> 00:02:38.800 son to give to his friend for a birthday present. Yeah, you can 37 00:02:38.840 --> 00:02:43.520 do this. You can do this there in addition to buying magic cards, 38 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:47.400 sealed singled binders, books, dices, deck box, play mats, those 39 00:02:47.439 --> 00:02:51.599 giant six foot Lord of the Rings play mats, whatever it is you buy. 40 00:02:51.840 --> 00:02:54.120 Do you mean to say to me you wention game one dot com. 41 00:02:54.240 --> 00:03:00.280 Yes, you added Pokemon cards. Yes, here shopping. I was gonna 42 00:03:00.280 --> 00:03:02.240 buy them anyways, and you click check out it did and you put Ceco 43 00:03:02.280 --> 00:03:07.439 Summer in the promo coodline did and you save five percent? Did what I 44 00:03:07.479 --> 00:03:13.400 did? What? What? Oh? That's just good business, responsible fatherhood, 45 00:03:13.520 --> 00:03:19.479 right, that's just being smart, Yes man, responsible fatherhood cookout podcast. 46 00:03:19.599 --> 00:03:22.000 Did you hear about those guys in the city here that got arrested with 47 00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:29.400 like thousands of dollars worth of Pokemon and hockey cards and math. You're gonna 48 00:03:29.439 --> 00:03:34.080 say magic? No, I was waiting for them to say magic too, 49 00:03:34.080 --> 00:03:36.879 and then when they started saying am I was like, oh baby, police 50 00:03:36.919 --> 00:03:38.199 auction, here it comes. And then no, no, no, no, 51 00:03:38.240 --> 00:03:40.719 you can't buy that third one at the police auction. They were they 52 00:03:40.719 --> 00:03:46.599 were they were drug dealers. Who And then they said the perpetrators were in 53 00:03:46.639 --> 00:03:49.680 their early teens and their forties. Of course they were. No, of 54 00:03:49.759 --> 00:03:54.479 course they all had neck beards and butt cracks. Na, guys, imbecile, 55 00:03:54.719 --> 00:03:58.280 So you're not an imbecile. If you go to Fusion Gaming, though, 56 00:03:58.439 --> 00:04:00.319 use the discount code. You're going to spend the money anyways, you 57 00:04:00.439 --> 00:04:04.479 might as well spend less. Yeah, you have limited money, keep some 58 00:04:04.599 --> 00:04:10.599 of it. Yeah, other thing certainly have limited money. Yeah, speaking 59 00:04:10.639 --> 00:04:13.039 of money, money, If you want to help support the show, a 60 00:04:13.039 --> 00:04:15.599 couple ways to do it, yeah, yeah, couple ways to do it. 61 00:04:15.639 --> 00:04:18.399 You can go to Patreon, dot com, slash CCO podcast support the 62 00:04:18.439 --> 00:04:23.680 show directly. That helps us keep the lights on and keep the show available 63 00:04:23.720 --> 00:04:29.319 for everybody, and support goes a long way to helping with the CEO experience 64 00:04:29.319 --> 00:04:33.199 in Chicago, helping with the website hosting because that tripled a couple months ago. 65 00:04:33.279 --> 00:04:36.879 That kind of stuff, right, So great way to support Commander Cucoat 66 00:04:36.879 --> 00:04:41.439 dot com store. There's a deal of the week. We're like three weeks 67 00:04:41.439 --> 00:04:44.519 in advance, so I don't know what the deal. We're very much in 68 00:04:44.600 --> 00:04:47.720 the future slash past. But I did order new stickers, so maybe those. 69 00:04:47.959 --> 00:04:51.079 I feel like an X Man because I'm in the future in the past. 70 00:04:51.079 --> 00:04:54.800 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Given on March twentieth, X Men 71 00:04:54.879 --> 00:04:58.000 ninety seven coming out, that's going to be so cool. Even you like 72 00:04:58.040 --> 00:05:00.319 that. Yeah, that was a good job, even Ryan. That was 73 00:05:00.360 --> 00:05:02.000 a good show. I remember that show. Have you heard Wolverine's voice. 74 00:05:02.120 --> 00:05:06.360 No, it's the same voice actor, but he's like one hundred twenty thirty 75 00:05:06.439 --> 00:05:12.519 years older. Yeah, so he doesn't he doesn't have the same bubb sounding 76 00:05:13.199 --> 00:05:18.959 now yeah, hey cyclops Assholey. Right, it's pretty good. So I'm 77 00:05:18.959 --> 00:05:23.800 looking forward to that immensely. And I learned that the lady that voices Rogan 78 00:05:23.879 --> 00:05:28.639 that show is a Canadian member of Parliament from Nova Scotia. Oh, that's 79 00:05:28.680 --> 00:05:30.360 just kind of a neat fact. That's a thing that I learned. Its 80 00:05:30.480 --> 00:05:32.879 fun fact, and it's on the internet, so it must be correct. 81 00:05:32.920 --> 00:05:38.279 Yeah, that's a weird thing for them to lie about, you know what 82 00:05:38.279 --> 00:05:41.040 I mean. That's a weird thing to have, like you're also on the 83 00:05:41.079 --> 00:05:44.439 internet. That's true. There are weird things that people lie about on the 84 00:05:44.480 --> 00:05:46.240 Internet, but I assume that's not one of them. Yes, speaking of 85 00:05:46.279 --> 00:05:49.279 things that people lie about on the internet. Oh, we say if you 86 00:05:49.319 --> 00:05:55.839 play, you will win. Oh oh the booster pack guessing game. Yes, 87 00:05:56.120 --> 00:06:00.199 and we lied because everybody played. Nobody won, nobody want one, 88 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:03.879 nobody won. I do have a winner from a previous pre show to give 89 00:06:03.920 --> 00:06:09.000 a pack or a sticker pack or a token pack. Maybe somebody will want 90 00:06:09.000 --> 00:06:13.160 a sticker pack because they got new stickers in there. Super Exclusive. If 91 00:06:13.160 --> 00:06:18.199 you're missing out by Murder Gone Forever, go to Comantic Coco dot Com. 92 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:24.720 Okay, so I've got a winner for guessing Sophia Dogged Detective. You've got 93 00:06:24.839 --> 00:06:30.639 no winner because nobody guessed your commander for Slime against Humanity. So I'm gonna 94 00:06:30.680 --> 00:06:32.319 do mine first and then we'll talk about yours. Ok Okay, I got 95 00:06:32.399 --> 00:06:40.720 you. Uh Craig Fernandez four four three three, I'll bet you that's his 96 00:06:40.839 --> 00:06:44.000 real name in the four four three three, Yes, mister four four three 97 00:06:44.040 --> 00:06:47.240 three, mister poop poop peepee, mister poo poo pepe Cocker Commander cook go 98 00:06:47.240 --> 00:06:50.519 on at gmail dot com. If you want to claim your prize CEIO Sticker 99 00:06:50.560 --> 00:06:58.879 Pack, CEO Token Pack stink, You'll pack a. You can pick whatever 100 00:06:58.920 --> 00:07:00.199 you want, though, if you want to be the guy that picks the 101 00:07:00.240 --> 00:07:03.279 magic cards, I'm totally fine. I do have them. They are in 102 00:07:03.319 --> 00:07:06.720 the onion bag and then they are stinky h if you want to. I 103 00:07:06.720 --> 00:07:10.480 don't know why anybody wants that. Well, some people like to crack packs, 104 00:07:10.519 --> 00:07:12.920 you know, Yeah I am. I am one of them. And 105 00:07:13.240 --> 00:07:17.240 boy howdy, never have I met somebody who says this, man, I 106 00:07:17.279 --> 00:07:23.079 hate packs and then cracks more packs than anybody else. I know, it's 107 00:07:23.079 --> 00:07:26.800 me. It's me, Uncle Brando. You can check out the BBO on 108 00:07:26.959 --> 00:07:30.879 CCO. That's the Brando's Box opening on the Commander Cookout YTC YouTube channel. 109 00:07:30.879 --> 00:07:36.040 There you Okay, So we've got these commanders up in front of us for 110 00:07:36.120 --> 00:07:40.279 slime against humanity and that's not who we're talking about today, but we want 111 00:07:40.319 --> 00:07:46.319 to just keep people apprized of the the Brando's build culture. That's the BBC, 112 00:07:46.639 --> 00:07:49.040 not to be confused with the Bridge Broadcast Channel. We're gonna totally get 113 00:07:49.079 --> 00:07:55.279 sued. I was thinking frick, man, it can't be Chulaane. Man, 114 00:07:55.360 --> 00:07:57.680 why would it be Chu Lane. It's a sorcery based the deck. 115 00:07:57.680 --> 00:08:01.079 You can't even play creatures in it. I know, but I thought, 116 00:08:01.279 --> 00:08:05.680 like you could just be just doing Chew Lane for like the freakin' just to 117 00:08:05.759 --> 00:08:09.040 be a dick. Then I thought, man, is it Galadra Light of 118 00:08:09.120 --> 00:08:15.399 Eleanor because she she triggers on like creature fall, right, and like you're 119 00:08:15.439 --> 00:08:18.959 playing sorceries that make creatures. That would be very good. Oh I could 120 00:08:18.959 --> 00:08:20.079 pay I could pay three for one, get three for it, and pay 121 00:08:20.120 --> 00:08:24.759 it again. Yeah, you double your slimes, right, and the next 122 00:08:24.759 --> 00:08:28.439 one they all get bigger. And you're dealing in a deck that deals with 123 00:08:28.439 --> 00:08:31.559 plus one plus one counters already and her last ability scribe to you. Then 124 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:35.759 draw card is just freaking good. Like that's just a freaking good ass card. 125 00:08:37.200 --> 00:08:39.919 And then I thought, man, it's not gonna be that because he 126 00:08:39.960 --> 00:08:41.960 thinks maybe I want to build that I not. I didn't think that. 127 00:08:43.080 --> 00:08:45.600 Nope, No, I also don't have access to that card. That's a 128 00:08:45.600 --> 00:08:48.960 hard card to find. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah ah man. 129 00:08:48.120 --> 00:08:52.759 I went down and I just kept looking for more commanders, and I just 130 00:08:52.840 --> 00:08:58.080 couldn't decide who I thought it was with enough kind of surety to put my 131 00:08:58.120 --> 00:09:01.840 stamp on it. That's my favorite thing to do in Commander. I always 132 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:05.279 say it. Whenever we read a new card. I say, oh, 133 00:09:05.399 --> 00:09:07.919 there's I see a line. It's a specific line. I read it, 134 00:09:07.919 --> 00:09:09.720 and then say, I don't care what else it's the card? Does uh 135 00:09:09.159 --> 00:09:16.799 brash hunter, fight, indestructible, middle finger deal damage? All those things 136 00:09:16.840 --> 00:09:18.960 are brash Hunter, yes, correct, but no. What is my favorite 137 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:22.639 thing to do on a magic Card's your Oh? Look at the top card 138 00:09:22.679 --> 00:09:26.000 of your library anytime? That's right. Oh? Is it that one? 139 00:09:26.840 --> 00:09:30.039 Falco Spara. Oh, there's two weaver. There's two that Look at the 140 00:09:30.120 --> 00:09:31.720 job card of your library. Look at I thought it was this one. 141 00:09:31.840 --> 00:09:35.639 No, it's not that one. It's not that one. It's Falco Spara. 142 00:09:35.080 --> 00:09:39.960 Packed weaver is a three to three for four bant and one flying trample. 143 00:09:41.080 --> 00:09:43.360 Yes, Falco spar enters with a shield counter on it. That means 144 00:09:43.360 --> 00:09:46.559 if it would die, you take the shield counter off instead. Look at 145 00:09:46.559 --> 00:09:50.600 the top card of my library at anytime? Yes, I make cast cards 146 00:09:50.600 --> 00:09:54.840 from the top of my library by removing a counter from a permanent I control. 147 00:09:56.000 --> 00:10:01.200 Oh man, please tell me that you also play squirrel Sto and like 148 00:10:01.279 --> 00:10:03.799 brain Freeze and all the storm cards that let you fricking just rip through your 149 00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:07.919 whole deck by removing counters and then you storm like for fifty. Please tell 150 00:10:07.919 --> 00:10:11.840 me that's what you do. No, oh, Brando, No, I 151 00:10:11.840 --> 00:10:16.679 already I already have an ooze based storm deck and it's avy. Make this 152 00:10:16.720 --> 00:10:20.919 one and be it better. I don't need another one. Avy's really good. 153 00:10:20.080 --> 00:10:26.399 Yeah, but this one gooder. You think I just turned into Kramer 154 00:10:26.440 --> 00:10:30.559 for a minute. Well, we'll see how I feel about that later. 155 00:10:30.559 --> 00:10:33.120 Because I'm building it to be fun and it has thirty five of the same 156 00:10:33.159 --> 00:10:37.200 card in it, I don't have a lot of room for storm enabled extracurricular 157 00:10:37.440 --> 00:10:41.159 activities. Yeah, I just want to make ooze. Yes, specialized early 158 00:10:41.200 --> 00:10:45.159 in life, and that's all, you know, Like gymnastics in China, 159 00:10:45.600 --> 00:10:50.840 yes, yes, yes, diving yes, Or that Russian guy in Rocky 160 00:10:50.879 --> 00:10:52.480 four. Oh yeah, that was a robot. I'm pretty sure. Oh 161 00:10:52.600 --> 00:10:56.799 yeah, the implication was that he was a robot, right, I don't 162 00:10:56.840 --> 00:11:00.759 know Ivan Drogo was a robot. I'm pretty sure. No. I think 163 00:11:00.799 --> 00:11:03.679 he was just like a genetic super freak. They just like made him in 164 00:11:03.679 --> 00:11:07.480 a tube, so he was like a clone. Sure we'll go with that 165 00:11:07.960 --> 00:11:13.240 Crockies now sci fi movie. Yeah, yeah, you've seen how hard he 166 00:11:13.279 --> 00:11:15.879 gets hit. It doesn't even fall down. Yes, that's science fiction. 167 00:11:15.919 --> 00:11:18.200 If I've ever seen it, I know all about concussions. Now I have 168 00:11:18.240 --> 00:11:20.200 one while I'm talking to you. Yeah, that's it. Okay, So 169 00:11:22.519 --> 00:11:24.320 I'm just going through the show notes. Here we go. That's not who 170 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:26.960 we're talking about today. But no, no, no, I got one 171 00:11:26.960 --> 00:11:30.080 more thing here, actually two more things. A final way to support Commander 172 00:11:30.080 --> 00:11:33.360 Cookout coffee dot com slash Commander Cookout. 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They do this show and it's 190 00:12:37.480 --> 00:12:41.320 really fun. That means somebody else is going to listen to it. And 191 00:12:41.360 --> 00:12:43.519 that's all we're asking, and that's all free. Just go to your lgs 192 00:12:43.919 --> 00:12:46.960 and say, hey, listen to Commander Cook Code it's really good. Best 193 00:12:48.000 --> 00:12:50.720 advisors. Tyler Matuleystone National Light good friend of the show, yeh, friend 194 00:12:50.759 --> 00:12:56.039 of mine. Yes, totally advised me that the Chiefs should be my favorite 195 00:12:56.080 --> 00:12:58.360 NFL team and then on the Super and then look at you, go yeah, 196 00:12:58.360 --> 00:13:00.559 look at me. I'm a fan of the team that won the Super 197 00:13:00.559 --> 00:13:01.919 Bowl. I don't know, I've never felt this before. Oh, this 198 00:13:03.000 --> 00:13:05.159 is this is cool. Yeah, I watched the game and everything. I 199 00:13:05.159 --> 00:13:09.960 haven't felt that since twenty seventeen. I know that was weeks ago now, 200 00:13:09.000 --> 00:13:11.679 but it's very current for us now in the past. Yeah, yes, 201 00:13:11.799 --> 00:13:15.000 us now in the past. Who are we talking about today, Ryan, 202 00:13:15.240 --> 00:13:22.159 We are talking about Judith connoisseur, Carnage connoisseur. Can't even get the name 203 00:13:22.240 --> 00:13:28.360 right. Frick was just looking right into her eyes. Judith Carnage connoisseur three 204 00:13:28.519 --> 00:13:31.480 four for ractose in three. So she's a three four for five. Yeah, 205 00:13:31.559 --> 00:13:35.600 her ability is better be amazing to not beyond rate power and toughness. 206 00:13:35.600 --> 00:13:39.840 Wise, we better be looking for something pretty good here. Okay. So, 207 00:13:41.279 --> 00:13:43.720 whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, would I ever do that? 208 00:13:43.840 --> 00:13:48.279 Choose one? Okay, because you get added effect onto your spell. 209 00:13:48.320 --> 00:13:52.000 Now, Oh so this could be good. One of the choices that spell 210 00:13:52.080 --> 00:13:56.759 gains death, touch and lifelink Ooh, that's pretty good. It's pretty good. 211 00:13:58.080 --> 00:14:00.919 Yeah. So if I lightning bolt, you turn into a lightning healing. 212 00:14:01.159 --> 00:14:05.240 If you gut punch somebody, it eats shit. Yes. Sure. 213 00:14:05.759 --> 00:14:11.639 Also death touch create a two to two red imp creature token with When this 214 00:14:11.679 --> 00:14:18.879 creature dies, it deals two damage huh to each opponent dope to each opponent. 215 00:14:18.600 --> 00:14:24.559 So I think what we're going to be seeing is a spell slinger type 216 00:14:24.600 --> 00:14:28.919 deck that is going to look to make any removal spell in its or any 217 00:14:28.919 --> 00:14:33.480 burn spell in its deck, like a guaranteed removal spell because it gainst death 218 00:14:33.519 --> 00:14:37.159 touch. Right, it's we're going to be looking at an a ractose deck 219 00:14:37.159 --> 00:14:41.399 that actually gains life. Now, in black, you can leverage your life 220 00:14:41.440 --> 00:14:46.960 gain by just cramming in as much card draw as you want, because yes, 221 00:14:46.159 --> 00:14:48.480 because we're gonna have life, we're gonna be able to draw a ton 222 00:14:48.519 --> 00:14:52.600 of cards in black because that's what a cares a ble, right, Yeah, 223 00:14:52.240 --> 00:14:58.960 And I'm gonna say this, I think despite all the chaos straw and 224 00:14:58.039 --> 00:15:03.720 just like how much red pseudo card draw we've gotten, come on, it 225 00:15:03.759 --> 00:15:07.960 doesn't compare to black card draw because it's putting us, putting them right into 226 00:15:07.000 --> 00:15:11.519 our hand all the time at the cost of life. That's fine. Yeah, 227 00:15:13.519 --> 00:15:15.600 Is there a card. I was thinking about this walking around. I'm 228 00:15:15.600 --> 00:15:20.600 walking walking ursula, Yeah, and I'm thinking about this card. Is there 229 00:15:20.879 --> 00:15:26.320 a card in magic the Gathering currently that says if you would pick a mode 230 00:15:26.399 --> 00:15:31.000 on a card, pick all modes, there is, there isn't. And 231 00:15:31.080 --> 00:15:33.919 that's that's a that's a commander that I'm making a prediction that we will get 232 00:15:33.960 --> 00:15:37.360 one day, and it'll be John. It might be John, it might 233 00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:41.279 be five color, and it might be like the Charms commander, like it 234 00:15:41.320 --> 00:15:45.039 can't it can't have white in it. It can't have white in it. 235 00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:50.759 Why not farewell? Farewell? What does farewell do? Merciless eviction removes all 236 00:15:50.879 --> 00:15:56.320 permanence of a certain type from the game. They would never oh yeah can 237 00:15:56.440 --> 00:15:58.279 oh yeah, because Farewell and merciless eviction. Okay, so be a four 238 00:15:58.320 --> 00:16:03.840 color commander yeah, after and I'd imagine they probably take out Bluetoo just because, 239 00:16:03.919 --> 00:16:06.200 like, ah, no, I think that it would be five color 240 00:16:06.240 --> 00:16:08.360 because there's Charms in five color. And then people will be talking about, 241 00:16:08.399 --> 00:16:14.399 oh yeah, if you just farewell, it does the thing. Yeah, 242 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:17.559 you know, I know, you know, I know, I just figured 243 00:16:17.600 --> 00:16:21.080 maybe they jump over that landmine and make the deck not just immediately, like 244 00:16:21.639 --> 00:16:23.679 all the removal is like, oh my god, this is yeah. Yeah, 245 00:16:25.200 --> 00:16:27.080 because it's hard to work around you know what, that commander. You 246 00:16:27.080 --> 00:16:32.360 could literally just take Ramos Dragon Engine out and put that commander in because everybody 247 00:16:32.360 --> 00:16:37.919 plays lots of people play Ramos charms because all charms are multiple multiple colors. 248 00:16:38.360 --> 00:16:42.480 Yeah, most charms are multiple colors. Did I internet right there? I 249 00:16:42.919 --> 00:16:45.559 don't. I don't know. I don't know how to do it. I 250 00:16:45.600 --> 00:16:48.360 don't know. Hey, I got one more thing. Okay, if you 251 00:16:48.399 --> 00:16:52.759 want to hear about charms and Magic's history, Me and Mack recorded our first 252 00:16:52.759 --> 00:16:56.600 episode of Commander History the other day. It's not out yet. I don't 253 00:16:56.639 --> 00:16:59.440 know when it's going to be out, but watch for it on the Commander 254 00:16:59.519 --> 00:17:03.000 Cookout. So so I'm just throwing that out there. Okay, Okay, 255 00:17:03.279 --> 00:17:06.359 I don't know, and that's all I have. That's all I have about 256 00:17:06.359 --> 00:17:08.200 that. No Brando, Hey, no Brando there, No, that's too 257 00:17:08.240 --> 00:17:11.279 bad. But you can come for the next one. That's too bad, 258 00:17:11.400 --> 00:17:14.240 or you and Mac can just do it then I don't have to idea. 259 00:17:15.079 --> 00:17:18.720 That's a good idea. Yeah, Okay, where are we gonna start with? 260 00:17:18.839 --> 00:17:22.599 Judith? Oh, the same way we always start. We're gonna start 261 00:17:22.599 --> 00:17:26.359 at the ramp and the toot Okay, is there drawl? So just ramp 262 00:17:26.400 --> 00:17:29.359 in tute sure, okay, And then there's a bunch of card advantage we 263 00:17:29.359 --> 00:17:32.920 can get in another yea. Yeah. The ramp is talisman of indulgence, 264 00:17:32.920 --> 00:17:36.119 storm, storm killing artists, soul ring, rousing, refrain, revel and 265 00:17:36.200 --> 00:17:38.960 riches, Jessica's will dock side, extortionist, arcane signet. Which ones of 266 00:17:40.000 --> 00:17:42.640 those do you think deserve a little bit more? Storm killing artists? Okay? 267 00:17:44.319 --> 00:17:48.720 Uh, whenever you cast a no kids plus one plus oho for each 268 00:17:48.839 --> 00:17:55.279 artifact you control that it doesn't matter. Whenever you cast or copy an instant 269 00:17:55.359 --> 00:18:00.799 or sorcery create a treasure. Nice. So remember we're casting lots of stuff. 270 00:18:02.000 --> 00:18:03.599 Do you think that we're going to see some storm? Do you think 271 00:18:03.680 --> 00:18:08.400 we could with this deck? Hypothetically you could, yes, yes, but 272 00:18:11.079 --> 00:18:14.119 well I know that we don't. Okay, I know that we don't, 273 00:18:14.480 --> 00:18:18.200 but we could we could, and maybe we'll mention that strengths, weaknesses, 274 00:18:18.240 --> 00:18:21.839 budget section that kind of stuff. Yeah, I mean I think that storm 275 00:18:21.839 --> 00:18:25.519 in Red and Black isn't expensive. I don't think so. It's actually quite 276 00:18:25.599 --> 00:18:29.920 cheap. Yeah, it does turn the deck into like, what are you 277 00:18:29.920 --> 00:18:33.160 planning rack those Storm? Okay, I know every card in your list now, 278 00:18:33.279 --> 00:18:37.319 because that is a list that exists, and it doesn't it's going to 279 00:18:37.359 --> 00:18:41.079 be rituals and card draw and just rip through your deck type stuff. It 280 00:18:41.119 --> 00:18:45.119 doesn't lend itself well to a creative deck building. It doesn't mean that the 281 00:18:45.160 --> 00:18:48.519 deck is bad, yep or on fun. It's just that's a deck that 282 00:18:49.240 --> 00:18:55.319 is the deck that it is because there's only so many cards that do what 283 00:18:55.400 --> 00:18:57.599 you need to do to do that. Yes, when your goal is to 284 00:18:57.720 --> 00:19:03.759 kill three people with forty life with something that does one damage or two damage, 285 00:19:04.119 --> 00:19:10.880 you have to build your deck very specifically. Yes, I'm hoping that 286 00:19:11.000 --> 00:19:15.319 in this deck that isn't a Storm deck, I'm hoping that we can identify 287 00:19:15.519 --> 00:19:21.039 something that's gonna turn me onto ractose because I'm intrigued by Judith and I'm intrigued 288 00:19:21.079 --> 00:19:25.799 by No. I'm intrigued by Judith too. I'm intrigued by Storm. But 289 00:19:25.839 --> 00:19:30.079 I've done that before, and I've done the combo thing, and nothing else 290 00:19:30.279 --> 00:19:34.839 in Red black speaks to me. So I'm hoping that's something. I love 291 00:19:34.920 --> 00:19:38.359 Red and I love Black but I don't like ractos me. I'm right there, 292 00:19:38.440 --> 00:19:41.319 except for I'm not a big fan of black it turns out. Yeah, 293 00:19:41.359 --> 00:19:44.880 well who knew? Okay, rousing refrain, that's the next rap. 294 00:19:44.960 --> 00:19:48.359 Probably gotta talk talk about rousing refrain. Rousing refrain gets it, gives you 295 00:19:48.440 --> 00:19:51.839 red for each card and target opponent's hand. Oh, that's good. Then 296 00:19:52.079 --> 00:19:56.240 you exile it with I think three time counters. Yes, then it suspends 297 00:19:56.279 --> 00:20:00.519 three and it happens again. So what happens every three turns? That happens? 298 00:20:00.680 --> 00:20:03.400 Oh, or you could suspend it for three the suspend it for three 299 00:20:03.440 --> 00:20:07.000 turns for two the first time. Yes, I think that's the play, 300 00:20:07.079 --> 00:20:11.039 right, because then then you don't have to spend five on it and maybe 301 00:20:11.039 --> 00:20:18.400 only get like three four. Manay, that's I think that rousing refrain actually 302 00:20:18.680 --> 00:20:22.440 epitomizes one of the falls of the deck that we're going to talk about in 303 00:20:22.440 --> 00:20:27.559 Strength and Weaknesses, where your commander costs fucking five and all your spells cost 304 00:20:27.640 --> 00:20:30.680 two. Yeah, well, and look at revel and riches too, Like 305 00:20:30.839 --> 00:20:36.000 can we call that a ramp spell? Because whenever something dies you get a 306 00:20:36.000 --> 00:20:37.880 treasure. You have ten treasures at your end step you win the game right 307 00:20:38.079 --> 00:20:42.480 or at drop keep it costs five, and sure, we're gonna kill everything 308 00:20:42.559 --> 00:20:48.559 that we touch because all of our instances and sorceries have detouch. But when 309 00:20:48.680 --> 00:20:51.640 is this going to start providing us? Mana turn six, turn seven, 310 00:20:51.839 --> 00:20:55.559 it could provide you win the game. That's pretty good, which is a 311 00:20:55.559 --> 00:20:57.319 good thing for a card to provide. But that's not a ramp card. 312 00:20:57.480 --> 00:21:02.279 That's a I win the game. Yeah, okay, well that's the ramp. 313 00:21:02.440 --> 00:21:07.160 We've got five tootskis. We've got vamp Tutor, crack the vault, 314 00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:11.440 which is actually grim Tutor. Search for something, pay three life. We've 315 00:21:11.480 --> 00:21:15.519 got diabolic content, sack a creature, search for anything. We've got Demonic 316 00:21:15.559 --> 00:21:18.400 Tutor. Just search for anything and beseech the Mirror. One of the best 317 00:21:18.440 --> 00:21:22.960 cards from twenty twenty three. It's a really good car. It got bargain 318 00:21:22.279 --> 00:21:29.640 so you can sacrifice a creature or artifact or enchantment when you cast this or 319 00:21:29.680 --> 00:21:33.559 a token. You can sacrifice frick in anything. You sacrifice anything, and 320 00:21:33.799 --> 00:21:34.960 so find a thing and play it. If it costs three or less, 321 00:21:36.000 --> 00:21:38.079 four or less, search your library for a card, exile it face down, 322 00:21:38.160 --> 00:21:41.799 then shuffle. If that's sorry, I got a frog in my throat. 323 00:21:42.079 --> 00:21:47.000 If this spell was bargained, you may cast the exiled card without paying 324 00:21:47.039 --> 00:21:51.079 its manacost. If that spell's man of value was four or less, put 325 00:21:51.079 --> 00:21:55.799 the exiled card into your hand. If it wasn't cast this way so pretty 326 00:21:55.839 --> 00:21:59.119 good. Yeah, you put it into your hand if you bargained, if 327 00:21:59.160 --> 00:22:02.440 you if you didn't bargain. If you did bargain, you just pay four 328 00:22:02.759 --> 00:22:07.039 to play something for four or less out of your deck. Man, that's 329 00:22:07.079 --> 00:22:10.880 good. That's a good ass card. That is just literally any card I 330 00:22:10.960 --> 00:22:14.599 need that's four or less in my deck right when I draw that. You 331 00:22:14.640 --> 00:22:17.039 know what I'd like to see. I would like to see somebody go black 332 00:22:17.039 --> 00:22:19.400 black black one that's besiech the mirror's manoclass. Yes, and then find temporal 333 00:22:19.440 --> 00:22:23.640 extortion because it's black black black black, and then play it instead. I 334 00:22:23.640 --> 00:22:26.359 mean, and then somebody just loses half their life. You don't get an 335 00:22:26.359 --> 00:22:30.839 extra turn or because you're just doing it for the memes. Yes, this 336 00:22:30.880 --> 00:22:33.000 is gonna get you nowhere. There's a yeah, take an extra turn and 337 00:22:33.000 --> 00:22:38.720 you go draw lan specifically, you know, specifically, you got like swamp 338 00:22:38.799 --> 00:22:42.839 swamp swamp Mountain for like five turns. Man, I just need one more 339 00:22:42.880 --> 00:22:48.039 black. Okay, I gotta beseech the mirror to fricking serch for my temporal 340 00:22:48.119 --> 00:22:53.680 extortion or your fire rex, you know, obliterator. There we go. 341 00:22:53.799 --> 00:22:56.599 Yeah, okay, we're gonna flip over the cards. We're gonna look at 342 00:22:56.640 --> 00:23:00.079 the rest of the deck. Uncle Brando's gonna get a couple of bites a 343 00:23:00.160 --> 00:23:04.599 ritos out there. Oh yeah, baby, I did forget they existed. 344 00:23:04.720 --> 00:23:07.359 Yes, okay, we'll be back in a second. All right, we 345 00:23:07.400 --> 00:23:11.640 talked Toots, we talked ramp. Let's talk card advantage, which is drawing 346 00:23:11.920 --> 00:23:15.920 or opportunities to procure and more cards from your deck. And there's some there's 347 00:23:15.920 --> 00:23:21.079 some gooders in here. And we are gonna start with the Wheel of Misfortune. 348 00:23:21.119 --> 00:23:26.359 Oh man, okay. Each player chooses a number zero or greater. 349 00:23:26.839 --> 00:23:29.759 That's funny. Zero is not a number, is it? I don't know. 350 00:23:29.799 --> 00:23:32.799 Mathematicians will let me know. It's it's a number when you learn your 351 00:23:32.880 --> 00:23:36.559 numbers. Zero, I suppose, but zero is nothing. Anyways, You 352 00:23:36.640 --> 00:23:41.680 choose zero or greater, then all players reveal the number. The highest number 353 00:23:41.400 --> 00:23:45.880 fricking takes damage, the lowest number does nothing, and the ones in the 354 00:23:45.880 --> 00:23:48.440 middle to discard their whole hand and draw that many cards. Right, No, 355 00:23:48.799 --> 00:23:52.880 frick this this card is so difficult to explain to I'm gonna say to 356 00:23:52.880 --> 00:23:56.240 some people, but like some people, just you don't. Here's what happens. 357 00:23:56.319 --> 00:23:59.160 Okay, y'all pick a number. Yes, y'all show each other numbers. 358 00:23:59.480 --> 00:24:02.319 Whoever got the lowest number, Yes, nothing happens to them at all? 359 00:24:02.400 --> 00:24:03.720 Okay, good. Whoever picks the highest number, yes, takes that 360 00:24:03.799 --> 00:24:10.119 much damage. Then whoever didn't have the lowest number discards their hands and dress 361 00:24:10.160 --> 00:24:12.319 seven. Does the highest number? Do that too? Correct? Oh? 362 00:24:12.400 --> 00:24:17.240 Yep, So I could just choose like twenty, and that'll virtually guarantee that 363 00:24:17.279 --> 00:24:19.279 I drew seven. Yes, and take twenty. I'm okay with that. 364 00:24:19.480 --> 00:24:23.039 Yes, But if two people pick zero, both of them get nothing. 365 00:24:23.279 --> 00:24:29.799 Ohh So like if three people pick zero when you pick one, everybody's an 366 00:24:29.839 --> 00:24:33.240 idiot except for you. Yes, yeah, and I pick one because I 367 00:24:33.240 --> 00:24:34.960 thought i'd like get the lowest. Yeah, like you didn't really want to 368 00:24:36.039 --> 00:24:37.319 discard. You didn't really want to do it, but then you did it. 369 00:24:37.519 --> 00:24:41.839 Yes, with the misfortunes A cool card. I like it lots unexpected 370 00:24:41.880 --> 00:24:45.839 windfall Okay, we got unexpected windfall, pirates, pillage sees the spoils in 371 00:24:45.880 --> 00:24:51.039 Big Score are the same card? Yes, additional cost discard a card, 372 00:24:51.240 --> 00:24:56.480 draw to make two treasure Yes. Yes. The one ring. Oh man, 373 00:24:56.559 --> 00:24:59.279 I need more one rings. I think I'm gonna say I need more 374 00:24:59.319 --> 00:25:02.559 one rings. Every time one ring comes up on the show. There's one 375 00:25:02.559 --> 00:25:04.920 for sale in the Facebook group, the local one. Oh yeah, if 376 00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:07.200 you want. I think it's foil and everything. Whose house is that I'm 377 00:25:07.200 --> 00:25:10.680 going there and beating them up? Is it? Nick? I think he's 378 00:25:10.680 --> 00:25:11.839 the guy, the guy that works at the store. Oh yeah, I 379 00:25:11.839 --> 00:25:17.079 think yeah, I think it's okay. One ring, four drop artifact indestructible 380 00:25:17.119 --> 00:25:18.839 if it enters the battlefield. If you cast it, you get protection from 381 00:25:18.880 --> 00:25:22.720 fricking everything. Dang, it's already good. Yeah, that's already a good 382 00:25:22.720 --> 00:25:26.400 card. Okay. Also, at the beginning of your keep, lose one 383 00:25:26.480 --> 00:25:30.359 life for each burden counter on one ring and tap put a burden counter on 384 00:25:30.400 --> 00:25:33.440 it. Draw cards equal to the burden counters on it. It's a good 385 00:25:33.440 --> 00:25:36.599 card. Yeah, do we use it fairly? We'll have to keep an 386 00:25:36.599 --> 00:25:38.200 eye on we. I think we do in this deck. Okay, speaking 387 00:25:38.240 --> 00:25:41.240 of Lord of the Rings cards. I have to tell a really quick story. 388 00:25:41.240 --> 00:25:42.119 Oh yeah, yeah, I do want to speak about them. Very 389 00:25:42.160 --> 00:25:47.160 grateful to our our dear business Daddy's Fusion Gaming online dot com because you know 390 00:25:47.160 --> 00:25:51.680 what came into my wish list and then I bought for five percent off what 391 00:25:51.720 --> 00:25:56.799 was just yesterday the last foil nasgul I needed. Oh man, I need 392 00:25:56.920 --> 00:26:00.200 nazgools. Oh well, I have a non foil one for you if you'd 393 00:26:00.279 --> 00:26:03.519 like it. Is it from the regular set? Yep? Is it number 394 00:26:03.519 --> 00:26:07.880 one hundred? Is it any one that isn't number uh three thirty eight because 395 00:26:07.920 --> 00:26:12.279 that's the only frickin one I have? Yes, yes, yes, yes, 396 00:26:12.440 --> 00:26:17.240 we will talk. We will leg wrestle after the show, okay, 397 00:26:17.960 --> 00:26:19.240 uh seize the spoilers and the story talk. Yeah, we talked about that 398 00:26:19.240 --> 00:26:22.920 one prosper tomba okay, death Dutch. At the beginning of your end step 399 00:26:23.000 --> 00:26:26.680 exile the top Cardier Library until the end of your next turn, you can 400 00:26:26.680 --> 00:26:30.480 play it. That's like, just draw an extra card and whenever you play 401 00:26:30.559 --> 00:26:34.359 us a card from Exile create a treasure. It's pretty good. That card's 402 00:26:34.400 --> 00:26:38.200 good. Yeah, that cards very good. Yea gix yog moth prayer. 403 00:26:38.400 --> 00:26:42.920 Oh yeah, three three for three. Whenever a creature deals combat damage to 404 00:26:44.279 --> 00:26:48.319 one of your opponents, its controller may pay one life. If they do 405 00:26:48.759 --> 00:26:52.400 they draw card neat. So we're gonna. We're gonna whenever a creature deals 406 00:26:52.440 --> 00:26:56.359 combat damage to one of our opponents, so all of my opponents can do 407 00:26:56.440 --> 00:26:59.519 that. It encourages our opponents to attack each other. Hey, that's a 408 00:26:59.559 --> 00:27:03.160 good idea. Yeah, and get your chipens. Kids. It's like wimpy 409 00:27:03.240 --> 00:27:07.079 goating. It's like goating when you have no no conviction. Oh yeah, 410 00:27:07.119 --> 00:27:10.759 but hold on, there's more. Gigs isn't done yet. He's like, 411 00:27:10.799 --> 00:27:15.160 hold on, bitches iron done black black black four discard X cards. I'm 412 00:27:15.160 --> 00:27:21.599 listening. Yes, exile the top X cards of your opponent's library. You 413 00:27:21.680 --> 00:27:26.279 may play land cards and spells from among them without paying their manacost damn. 414 00:27:26.720 --> 00:27:29.359 Yeah, he's good. He's good. When I have like all the cards 415 00:27:29.359 --> 00:27:32.799 in my hand and I exile all your library, you know what I want 416 00:27:32.799 --> 00:27:36.119 to see. I want to see black black black four discard X cards exes 417 00:27:36.160 --> 00:27:42.960 your whole hand and then he goes stifle void slne oh, I play defabricate 418 00:27:44.119 --> 00:27:47.440 in one of my decks. And it's it. One of its modes is 419 00:27:47.599 --> 00:27:52.599 counter target, activator or triggered ability. Yeah, so gigs players watch out 420 00:27:52.680 --> 00:28:00.319 in Chicago Airvos, God of the devotion to Thing. Whatever your opponent's can't 421 00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:03.799 gain life, we can pay two pay to draw card. I wonder why 422 00:28:03.839 --> 00:28:06.680 this isn't a showcase card. I'm gonna call him out because I know if 423 00:28:06.680 --> 00:28:10.039 this is the physical deck our man plays. Oh we didn't say, is 424 00:28:10.319 --> 00:28:15.000 freaking say? This is Chris Bones Jones. I added the Jones because I 425 00:28:15.000 --> 00:28:18.519 think it sounds cool'd one, But Chris Bones is his name in the d 426 00:28:18.680 --> 00:28:21.839 chord Discord. Well, he's a patron supporter. We do thank him very 427 00:28:21.920 --> 00:28:23.960 much. Chris, what are you doing? Yeah? Do shit together? 428 00:28:25.079 --> 00:28:27.880 Deadly disputes the next card. Additional cost sack of thing, draw two cards, 429 00:28:27.880 --> 00:28:32.359 create a treasure Braid's Arisen nightmare. At the beginning of your endstep, 430 00:28:32.400 --> 00:28:34.359 you may sacrifice artifact, creature in Chapman or Land, or plane walker. 431 00:28:34.839 --> 00:28:37.960 If you do, each opponent may sacrifice one of the same things. If 432 00:28:38.000 --> 00:28:41.640 they don't, you draw card unless they pay two life each. No, 433 00:28:41.640 --> 00:28:45.160 no, no, no, something like that. You draw card and they 434 00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:48.680 lose two life and they lose to life if they don't sacrifice the thing you 435 00:28:48.680 --> 00:28:52.160 tell them to. Yeah, well they should sacrifice the land, piece of 436 00:28:52.200 --> 00:28:56.559 shit, and they go not gonna lose two life. And then you draw 437 00:28:56.640 --> 00:28:57.920 card off the top of your deck and you do it really aggressively too late, 438 00:28:59.240 --> 00:29:02.240 like where people can you're that shit? Oh yeah, oh yeah, 439 00:29:02.279 --> 00:29:07.720 that's how you play braids. Everybody, what a posty bit post citadel. 440 00:29:07.799 --> 00:29:11.119 This is Bullus's citadel. You could look at the top card of your library 441 00:29:11.119 --> 00:29:15.920 at anytime. Also, you may play lands and cast spells from the top 442 00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:18.160 of your library. If you cast it spell this way, you pay life 443 00:29:18.160 --> 00:29:23.319 instead of mana. And I'm sure everybody except one person ever that I've played 444 00:29:23.319 --> 00:29:27.640 this card against or played against this card has said, oh I forgot that 445 00:29:27.680 --> 00:29:33.880 it even had this last ability tap sacrifice ten non land permanence. Each opponent 446 00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:37.240 loses ten life. It's pretty good. Yeah, why is it the post 447 00:29:37.279 --> 00:29:40.920 malone one I'm gonna do this is keep going black market connection. Oh yeah. 448 00:29:40.920 --> 00:29:44.599 At the beginning of your pre combat main phase, choose one or more 449 00:29:45.079 --> 00:29:48.119 create a treasure, lose one life, draw a card, lose two life, 450 00:29:48.519 --> 00:29:52.880 create a three two colorless shape shift or creature token with all creature types 451 00:29:52.200 --> 00:29:59.000 and lose three life. I don't like that they took the Dungeons and Dragons 452 00:29:59.119 --> 00:30:02.200 formatting off of that. I liked what it told you what you were doing, 453 00:30:02.240 --> 00:30:07.079 like you hire a mercenary, you buy information, you stolen goods. 454 00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:10.160 Yes, I liked that. I appreciate that. I know that that's superfluous 455 00:30:10.200 --> 00:30:12.000 and whatever whatever, but I do like that, and I wish they didn't 456 00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:15.119 take that off the card. Man, I got to play that card more. 457 00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:18.400 I don't have any copies of that card. It's twenty five bucks. 458 00:30:18.680 --> 00:30:21.000 That says a good card. Hey, it's a pretty played this card. 459 00:30:21.160 --> 00:30:22.799 I played in a Traccix and get the life back, and I think I 460 00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:26.359 have another. I think I played on Herobi as well. I don't got 461 00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:30.720 no life gain decks that could get the life back. But I played in 462 00:30:30.759 --> 00:30:33.759 Arobi and that's that ain't no life game deck. Baby. Let me tell 463 00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:37.079 you, Oh, you do not have much life in Herobi. Oh my 464 00:30:37.160 --> 00:30:41.559 god, I hate life al hammer, it's archive speak of life. I've 465 00:30:41.559 --> 00:30:45.200 played against this card so many times in the last few weeks. Man, 466 00:30:45.240 --> 00:30:48.000 this card, once it gets going is a tough card. Okay, So 467 00:30:48.279 --> 00:30:51.839 if you would gain life, gain twice that life instead. If you draw 468 00:30:51.839 --> 00:30:55.000 a card except for the first one, you turn draw two cards instead. 469 00:30:55.559 --> 00:30:56.720 So if you draw two, you draw four, three, and draw six, 470 00:30:56.759 --> 00:31:00.519 et cetera. Yes, you draw one additional that's you draw twice that 471 00:31:00.559 --> 00:31:03.599 many cards. Yes, Oh it's pretty good. Yeah, that's a good 472 00:31:03.640 --> 00:31:07.759 card. And you'll notice in that section, I guess you'll notice that there's 473 00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:11.559 nothing that says pay to lose two, draw to good on you Chris almost 474 00:31:11.920 --> 00:31:15.119 oh, yes, except for airbos. Yeah, but he's like a dude. 475 00:31:15.279 --> 00:31:18.599 Yeah, he's like pay four have a five to seven destructible dude. 476 00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:22.759 Yeah. You'll notice that there's a lot of cards promos and showcases and secret 477 00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:29.440 layers notwithstanding that are like eight ten, twenty fifteen dollars, twenty eight dollars. 478 00:31:29.640 --> 00:31:33.079 We're gonna talk about that in the old Budge section. Seventy dollars. 479 00:31:33.559 --> 00:31:37.039 Yeah. Okay, let's go to the interaction real quick, because we can 480 00:31:37.079 --> 00:31:41.359 fly through a lot of this and remember anything that says damage on it is 481 00:31:41.359 --> 00:31:47.640 gonna have death touch and life link yes, and or any spell could give 482 00:31:47.720 --> 00:31:52.240 us a two two blocker to save us some life. Create some blockers that 483 00:31:52.279 --> 00:31:56.799 would dissuade attackers, because when people attack and we block, they're actually gonna 484 00:31:56.839 --> 00:31:59.400 lose life, not us, correct, because we've got to throwaway blockers. 485 00:31:59.480 --> 00:32:01.440 Right. So there's seventeen of these, let's get through them. Okay, 486 00:32:01.440 --> 00:32:05.039 we're gonna start with van Blast well v Blast love it. Yeah, get 487 00:32:05.079 --> 00:32:07.880 an artifact or get all the artifacts. Tibble's trickery, that red counter spell. 488 00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:10.640 Yes, it's a chaos whip for something on the stack. Yes. 489 00:32:10.720 --> 00:32:15.720 Tectonic Hazard deals one damage to each opponent and each creature. Oh, that 490 00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:17.000 gets all the creatures. It's the one Man of Wrath, yes, because 491 00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:22.279 it's got death touch. Yes, Starve extinction, Starve stink. Yes, 492 00:32:22.480 --> 00:32:25.960 I mean this is basically a wrath too, but it's for seven and it's 493 00:32:25.960 --> 00:32:30.759 also going to gain you twenty life per creature and planes walker in play. 494 00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:37.759 Oh man kill a lamb star of Extinction, I'll gain three hundred. Yes, 495 00:32:39.160 --> 00:32:43.000 it's pretty good. Good. That combos with another card we're playing, 496 00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:47.359 Smash to Dust. Choose one, destroy artifact, destroy creature with defender. 497 00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:52.079 Smash the Dust deals one damage to each creature. That's the one you choose, 498 00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:55.880 people, IMP's mischief change the target target spell to a target target target 499 00:32:55.880 --> 00:32:59.319 target. You lose life. You go to the target target Man of Value. 500 00:32:59.400 --> 00:33:01.079 I would Playvolcanic followed instead of MS Mischief. Oh yeah, because it 501 00:33:01.079 --> 00:33:04.480 can't be countered, right, because it can't be countered. It's an instant 502 00:33:04.559 --> 00:33:07.559 and can instantly win you the game with revelent Riches, Reavy and Rich. 503 00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:10.880 You play revel and Riches. You got some man. Oh yeah, because 504 00:33:10.960 --> 00:33:14.480 an instant. You do it on player forest turned blah blah blah. At 505 00:33:14.480 --> 00:33:15.160 the end of turn you just go, yeah, revel and Riches, I 506 00:33:15.200 --> 00:33:19.720 win. Yeah, yeah, this deck is a deck that would want to 507 00:33:19.759 --> 00:33:22.880 do that. You've got revelin Riches on the battlefield. Player to your right 508 00:33:23.079 --> 00:33:29.039 ends their turn. You Volcanic followed an instant speed and then kill ten guys 509 00:33:29.079 --> 00:33:30.319 during your up keep you in. Yeah, okay, that's pretty good. 510 00:33:30.519 --> 00:33:36.240 Fire Covenant pay x life and it deals x damage divided as you choose among 511 00:33:36.240 --> 00:33:39.200 any number of target creatures. Neat Feed the Swarm gets an uh uh an 512 00:33:39.319 --> 00:33:45.319 enchantment or a creature. It's a sorcery. Play Wild Magic Surge instead Fang 513 00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:49.680 Dragon. It's got an adventure and the adventure for two men is a sorcery 514 00:33:49.720 --> 00:33:52.119 deals one damage to each creature you don't control. Oh, I think that's 515 00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:57.640 an important point right there. Yes, that you don't control, very important, 516 00:33:57.720 --> 00:33:59.880 it's very very And then it's a six three for seven on the other 517 00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:02.880 side, Yes, end the festivities. One damage to each creature and planes 518 00:34:02.920 --> 00:34:09.079 walker they control creatures for an opponent electrickery. Ooh, this deals one damage 519 00:34:09.079 --> 00:34:15.719 to something for one, or you can overload it for frickin' two. It 520 00:34:15.760 --> 00:34:20.079 deals damage to everything. Then we have deflecting Swat and deadly raulic. If 521 00:34:20.119 --> 00:34:22.840 you control your commander, they're free. Deflecting twat changes a target, and 522 00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:29.800 deadly Raulic exiles exiles a creature. People always forget it's exile. Why are 523 00:34:29.840 --> 00:34:32.599 these not the special ones, the full art foils of these now, Chris 524 00:34:34.000 --> 00:34:36.639 Jones, come on, chaos Wark, it gets rid of a thing. 525 00:34:36.880 --> 00:34:40.559 Chondra's ignition. Oh man, this one's freaking good. Okay. Target creature 526 00:34:40.559 --> 00:34:45.280 you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent. 527 00:34:46.079 --> 00:34:51.960 Now this wouldn't have death touch or lifelink. Correct, so cool. 528 00:34:52.679 --> 00:34:55.320 Correct, it doesn't do the thing that the other things do. Yes, 529 00:34:55.360 --> 00:35:00.639 because Judith is doing the damage. So if you give infect to Judith and 530 00:35:00.719 --> 00:35:02.239 she had ten power. For example, that would do it. Yes, 531 00:35:02.280 --> 00:35:06.360 it would, Yes, that would do it. Blazing volley. One damage 532 00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:12.639 to each creature your opponent's control, blasphemous ass. Thirteen damage to frickin' everybody. 533 00:35:12.679 --> 00:35:15.960 So that gives you thirteen life per creature in play. That's so good. 534 00:35:16.119 --> 00:35:20.239 That's really good. I like that. It's kind of like to Ralph, 535 00:35:20.360 --> 00:35:22.719 except instead of you winning the game, you just have a bunch of 536 00:35:22.760 --> 00:35:27.599 life. I like that. I love life works just as well. I 537 00:35:27.639 --> 00:35:30.280 don't know. We're going to talk about finishers in a minute, but first 538 00:35:30.280 --> 00:35:34.559 we got to find out. How are we gonna do even more damage? 539 00:35:34.639 --> 00:35:37.679 You want to multiply our damage, Yes, we do. We'll start with 540 00:35:37.800 --> 00:35:40.840 wound reflection. If at the end of turn, each bone who lost life 541 00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:45.400 loses that much life again. Now there's a creature that does this now right, 542 00:35:45.639 --> 00:35:47.159 Yeah, he's in the maybe border, the sideboard or some shit. 543 00:35:47.880 --> 00:35:52.880 Okay, oh yeah, blood letter of al ask Laws. Yes that what 544 00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:54.920 it is? Yes, yes, yeah, soulfim. The Mayhem dominance. 545 00:35:55.000 --> 00:35:59.840 If a source you control a deal non combat damage to an opponent or a 546 00:35:59.880 --> 00:36:04.760 permanent opponent controls it, deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead, 547 00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:07.800 not even an ink blot. It's an ink blot foil, but it's 548 00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:10.599 not the raised oil printing. Come on, yeah, come on, if 549 00:36:10.599 --> 00:36:14.440 you're gonna pimp the deck, come on, get on my level, bro, 550 00:36:14.599 --> 00:36:17.960 and on my level. Fire re emancipation triple damage. I think sitting 551 00:36:17.960 --> 00:36:22.559 on fire is also triple damage. Triple damage. People people were telling me 552 00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:25.280 that's the that's their favorite card of last year is this one because it's got 553 00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:30.920 convoked. It's eight manna and it triples damage. But it's got convoked so 554 00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:32.960 your guys can tap to help pay for it, and it ends up costing 555 00:36:34.119 --> 00:36:37.559 a well not eight. And it's only sources you control too, which is 556 00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:39.800 yes nice. It can't be used against you once you've tapped out to play 557 00:36:39.840 --> 00:36:45.039 it. Yes, people just sit there in fear, yes, fear and 558 00:36:45.039 --> 00:36:50.559 fire yes, yes, fiendish duo okay, first strike five five four six, 559 00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:54.599 and it's a damage doubler yes for you, but it's a guy important 560 00:36:54.679 --> 00:36:58.840 yes. Yes. Do you want to recur some stuff? We do? 561 00:36:59.159 --> 00:37:04.599 Okay, we can reanimate, reanimate now remember on these kinds of spells, 562 00:37:04.920 --> 00:37:08.320 we would choose get a two too imp right, Yes, because we don't 563 00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:13.239 care if our reanimate has death touch and life link, that would make no 564 00:37:13.519 --> 00:37:15.880 sort of no purpose. Correct, So our reanimate actually turns into a two 565 00:37:15.960 --> 00:37:20.760 for one, and then it could actually turn into a three for one because 566 00:37:20.760 --> 00:37:23.440 we're gonna get it. We're gonna block something in either trade with an imp 567 00:37:23.960 --> 00:37:28.800 or give us like virtual three for one when we block and like gain life 568 00:37:28.840 --> 00:37:31.440 anyways, because we don't take attack damage and you do two damage to our 569 00:37:31.679 --> 00:37:35.760 each opponent when that creature. Yes, so it could be like a multipoint 570 00:37:35.800 --> 00:37:39.519 life swing when we get an IMP off of something like a reanimate. This 571 00:37:39.599 --> 00:37:43.719 is really really powerful when you choose the IMP. I think most people are 572 00:37:43.719 --> 00:37:46.280 like, I want to gain life and do the life gain thing and pay 573 00:37:46.360 --> 00:37:51.159 life to draw cards and do this. No, dude, if you get 574 00:37:51.239 --> 00:37:52.679 enough of those imps and start sacking them, people are gonna just frick and 575 00:37:52.800 --> 00:37:55.119 die. Yeah. And you have an impact tremor's two in two out, 576 00:37:55.760 --> 00:37:58.599 Well, you get it. Let's just say, for example, you have 577 00:37:58.639 --> 00:38:01.119 an impact tremors and let's just say a tour brand. They come in, 578 00:38:01.320 --> 00:38:05.159 you three them, they go out, You four them. Oh man, 579 00:38:05.239 --> 00:38:08.679 it's whoa that's seven point off off of some dink that you got off of 580 00:38:08.679 --> 00:38:12.840 playing a spell you were gonna play anyway. Yes, to get another very 581 00:38:12.880 --> 00:38:16.480 good effect off a frickin lightning bolt that you freaking killed the guy, right, 582 00:38:17.239 --> 00:38:21.559 Okay, get a guy back, Lose life equal to its amount of 583 00:38:21.599 --> 00:38:24.199 value Forrexian reclamation. I love this card. Oh yeah, and this one's 584 00:38:24.239 --> 00:38:29.159 good with lifelink black one. Pay two life, return a creature graveyard to 585 00:38:29.199 --> 00:38:36.280 hand, come on instance and sorceries in your graveyard. Gain flashback equal to 586 00:38:36.320 --> 00:38:39.000 your man acost, and it has flashbacks so you could do that again sometime. 587 00:38:39.159 --> 00:38:44.440 It's a good card like that one. MSICS is Mastery Excel Instance or 588 00:38:44.480 --> 00:38:47.199 sorcery from your graveyard. You can play it or for free, or you 589 00:38:47.239 --> 00:38:52.480 pay eight to overload it. Exile all instances and sorceries from your graveyard and 590 00:38:52.760 --> 00:38:55.000 you can play all of them for free. Yeah. I lost to that 591 00:38:55.079 --> 00:38:59.280 card on Monday if you Alex played it, and I was like, oh 592 00:38:59.320 --> 00:39:05.320 yep. We just command the dread hordo choose any number of target creatures and 593 00:39:05.559 --> 00:39:09.559 or planes walker cards in graveyards. Command the dread Hord deals damage to you 594 00:39:09.920 --> 00:39:14.960 equal to the total converted man a cost of those cards but then you put 595 00:39:15.000 --> 00:39:17.199 them all into freaking play under your control. It's a good thing that blasphemous 596 00:39:17.239 --> 00:39:24.559 Act has life leg Hey, I'm gonna blasphemous Act and gain two hundred, 597 00:39:24.840 --> 00:39:29.960 and then I'm gonna command the dread Hord same turn, because blasphemo is that 598 00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:35.840 costs one eighty, and get all this stuff into play, take eighty damage 599 00:39:36.519 --> 00:39:38.239 and then I'm gonna and I'm gonna still be over one hundred. Oh man, 600 00:39:38.719 --> 00:39:42.000 man, that's that's funny. I like that. Man. I want 601 00:39:42.079 --> 00:39:45.199 Judith to freaking do eighty. Put me in a zipper mask and do eighty 602 00:39:45.239 --> 00:39:51.559 to me. All right, value cards, I haven't got enough freaking value. 603 00:39:51.880 --> 00:39:54.599 We're just zipping through this deck. Hey, this is easy value stuff 604 00:39:54.639 --> 00:39:58.159 here. Okay, I don't know what this first card does. I don't 605 00:39:58.159 --> 00:40:00.599 either, So we're gonna edge more Witch. Give it a I've heard of 606 00:40:00.639 --> 00:40:02.559 it, I just don't remember. Let's learn together. Sedge more Witch is 607 00:40:02.599 --> 00:40:07.719 a three to two with menace for black two. It has ward pay three 608 00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:09.239 lives. You can't target nless you pay three life an addition to other costs 609 00:40:09.239 --> 00:40:13.800 for playing the card, and whenever you cast or coffee an instant or sorcery 610 00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:17.360 spell. You get a one to one white and green pest token that when 611 00:40:17.360 --> 00:40:21.119 it eats git, you get a life. Oh man, she could put 612 00:40:21.159 --> 00:40:24.800 your in a clamp too, you'd like that. Yeah, probably she's pretty 613 00:40:24.840 --> 00:40:29.119 hot. Roaming thrown, roaming thrown. I would sit on this and just 614 00:40:29.159 --> 00:40:32.199 walk around in it. You're getting clamped and I'm just walking around outside in 615 00:40:32.239 --> 00:40:37.119 a big chair. I assume you pick human with it, yes, because 616 00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:38.559 you pick a creature type when it comes into play. Yeah, it is 617 00:40:38.599 --> 00:40:43.039 that creature type in addition to being a gollum. And if a triggered ability 618 00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:45.440 of another creature with that type trigger, it triggers an additional time, So 619 00:40:45.480 --> 00:40:51.000 we would get double lifelink then death such that's which does nothing, correct, 620 00:40:51.119 --> 00:40:54.320 But getting double imps isn't anything. Yeah, yo, and getting double pests 621 00:40:54.360 --> 00:40:57.840 would be pretty good too. Oh with your sedge more witch. Yeah, 622 00:40:57.840 --> 00:41:00.000 because she's a human. Correct, we'd probably go other humans that we just 623 00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:05.719 didn't really take note of. Not really, there's not very many creatures. 624 00:41:05.760 --> 00:41:07.719 Let's let's just take a quick peak. So there's what's prosper. Prosper is 625 00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:15.159 a demon I think tifling warlock. Yeah, Gigs is a creator is a 626 00:41:15.199 --> 00:41:21.840 god. Braids is a nightmare man. There ain't a bunch of creatures as 627 00:41:21.920 --> 00:41:25.920 a Ferrexian horror. Fiendish Dubo is the devil. When we pick human, 628 00:41:25.960 --> 00:41:30.679 then we pick human. Yeah, definitely oxides a goblin and doesn't have a 629 00:41:30.679 --> 00:41:32.000 triggered ability. Well, it has a triggered ability. I guess you could 630 00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:36.159 pick goblin and then double but no, that's no. Yep, ball's that. 631 00:41:36.280 --> 00:41:38.039 Yeah, you know who else is a human? Opposition Agent? Oh, 632 00:41:38.039 --> 00:41:42.159 there we go? Yeah, Apple agent is a human. If if 633 00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:45.199 somebody's gonna tutor, we get to tutor for them and cast their thing, 634 00:41:45.280 --> 00:41:51.320 and it's got flash Ryan, Ryan on Thursday, what happened? Oh? 635 00:41:51.880 --> 00:41:55.239 I was so from Anna for the whole game, Yes, the whole game. 636 00:41:55.320 --> 00:41:59.239 Oh did you Apple Agent and then get a soldering Oh I wish, 637 00:41:59.440 --> 00:42:02.199 I wish I opo agents and got at a cel ring Because what I actually 638 00:42:02.280 --> 00:42:07.199 ended up doing was I finally tapped out because I finally could play a spell. 639 00:42:07.320 --> 00:42:09.159 Yes, tapped out to play my spell. I've been sitting on Opposition 640 00:42:09.239 --> 00:42:13.639 Agent the whole game, like you had one in your hat on in my 641 00:42:13.719 --> 00:42:21.519 hand. Yes, buddy, played goddamn conflux. Conflux searched for five cards. 642 00:42:21.559 --> 00:42:24.159 Oh, I could have done it. I could have done it because 643 00:42:24.199 --> 00:42:27.679 the thing I did didn't do anything. All I had to do was just 644 00:42:27.719 --> 00:42:30.880 keep sitting on it. And I could have searched for one card of each 645 00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:35.639 color out of their library and then I could have played them. Oh, 646 00:42:36.400 --> 00:42:39.960 I was saw so down in the dumpy. People don't like that card very 647 00:42:40.039 --> 00:42:45.199 much, but I think because it rarely shows up, I don't think it's 648 00:42:45.199 --> 00:42:50.039 such a huge deal. Bro. If you oppo agents somebody's conflux, I 649 00:42:50.039 --> 00:42:52.480 would have walked across the room in high five of you. If that happened 650 00:42:52.519 --> 00:42:58.079 to me, I would have just kudoed you respectfully, bowed out yeah, 651 00:42:58.079 --> 00:43:01.639 and jumped off a bridge. Would have laughed the whole way to my freaking 652 00:43:01.719 --> 00:43:05.360 demise. And you wouldn't. But you wouldn't have scooped for so I still 653 00:43:05.360 --> 00:43:07.599 play your ship. Yes, yes, that's how you would have, you 654 00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:13.519 freaking oppo agent my conflicts. You just keep those cards forever. Now. 655 00:43:15.440 --> 00:43:19.639 Next card is a pestilent Spirit. This is a cool one, okay, 656 00:43:19.880 --> 00:43:23.320 Menace and death touch. It's a three to two for three and instance and 657 00:43:23.440 --> 00:43:28.199 sorceries. You control have well death touch, So It's kind of like, 658 00:43:28.239 --> 00:43:30.840 if you have this and Judith, you don't need to pick death touch Lifelink. 659 00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:34.320 You can just make imps. There you go, which is cool. 660 00:43:34.559 --> 00:43:37.920 Oh yeah, that's a good idea. Mayhem Devil. Whenever you sacrifice a 661 00:43:37.960 --> 00:43:43.800 permanent Mayhem Devil deals one damage to any target. Sure, hmmm, are 662 00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:49.280 we gonna be sacrificing permanence and mass? There are builds where you just chain 663 00:43:49.400 --> 00:43:52.400 spell after spell after spell after spell, it only get imps and you sack 664 00:43:52.480 --> 00:43:55.800 them to Ferrexian or Astionnaut's altar. You've heard about those cards, but I 665 00:43:55.880 --> 00:43:59.880 think I've heard of those. Well, every time you sack, you're in. 666 00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:02.159 Somebody takes two and you make man. Everybody takes two. Yeah, 667 00:44:02.199 --> 00:44:05.639 yeah, everybody takes two and you make man to cast your next spell. 668 00:44:05.719 --> 00:44:08.719 Let's say it's a card draw spell, or let's say it's a ritual or 669 00:44:08.760 --> 00:44:13.360 a tutor for more rituals and card draw spells, and you mix in the 670 00:44:13.440 --> 00:44:17.000 Mayhem Devil to help facilitate that. When they go out take damage with the 671 00:44:17.000 --> 00:44:22.599 purfers, the impact tremors and all those kinds of things. Like kind of 672 00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:25.880 good as ship Harmonic prodigy. Oh yeah, if you ox plays this one, 673 00:44:25.920 --> 00:44:32.199 this double triggers Shammon triggers that we control. It doesn't double the triggers, 674 00:44:32.239 --> 00:44:37.639 it triggers again, So you could you don't have to pick life link 675 00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:40.840 lifelink. You could pick that. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's a distinction. 676 00:44:42.880 --> 00:44:45.840 If it doubles the trigger, like when you when you double when you 677 00:44:46.119 --> 00:44:50.440 copy something, you have to pick the same modes. But when it triggers 678 00:44:50.480 --> 00:44:52.920 again, you can pick different modes. Okay, it's important distinction. And 679 00:44:53.000 --> 00:44:55.519 it's very good in this deck. Very cool. Speaking of very good in 680 00:44:55.559 --> 00:45:00.480 this deck, I don't know. I mean the decks already pretty good. 681 00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:01.440 Yes, we've talked about it, right, Like, I don't know if 682 00:45:01.440 --> 00:45:06.000 it could get any more I don't know versatile. I don't know if we 683 00:45:06.119 --> 00:45:08.159 get any better looking with Judith as the command and Chris baul Jones, you 684 00:45:08.159 --> 00:45:10.920 know, I don't know if it could be any more powerful. I feel 685 00:45:10.960 --> 00:45:17.519 like the only thing you could possibly add to it is brashaunter. I think 686 00:45:17.559 --> 00:45:23.639 people are starting to put brash taunter in the deck just for that, just 687 00:45:23.760 --> 00:45:28.920 to say see how you segue it in and just scream brash don at the 688 00:45:29.039 --> 00:45:31.599 top of your lines. So if that's if that's what you do, people 689 00:45:31.639 --> 00:45:34.719 to keep doing it, I hope so I appreciate it's a brash taunter, 690 00:45:34.880 --> 00:45:37.159 as we all should know by now, is a one to one goblin for 691 00:45:37.400 --> 00:45:42.280 Red four indestructible. When he takes damage, he deals that much damage to 692 00:45:42.320 --> 00:45:45.480 an opponent, and you can tap him and pay red to to have him 693 00:45:45.480 --> 00:45:49.119 fight another target creature. So, if we got our damage tripler and our 694 00:45:49.159 --> 00:45:57.000 blasphemous act, somebody's taken frickin' seventy eight, right, it's probably more than 695 00:45:57.000 --> 00:45:59.199 that. It's probably more than that. We'll just be honest. Heause it's 696 00:45:59.239 --> 00:46:02.519 thirteen to thirty. What's what's thirty nine times three? Oh? Thirty nine 697 00:46:02.519 --> 00:46:07.119 times three? Oh? Rick, I did that wrong? Eight? I 698 00:46:07.159 --> 00:46:10.960 don't know. It's like one hundred and twenty something, twenty eight, I 699 00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:14.519 don't know. Here Here it is here it is how much damage do they 700 00:46:14.559 --> 00:46:20.840 take? Dead enough? Yes, it's enough enough enough. Let's you starve 701 00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:24.280 extinction instead. It's one hundred and eighty that's how much damage it is. 702 00:46:24.519 --> 00:46:30.599 Okay, brashle fuck your life. Oh he's already dead and he's all and 703 00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:34.440 he's still giving him the finger. Yes, we have two more cards. 704 00:46:34.519 --> 00:46:37.480 Oh yeah, and I know you like one of these, and I know 705 00:46:37.639 --> 00:46:40.559 I like one of these, And these are distinctly different cards. First card 706 00:46:40.960 --> 00:46:45.039 is the one that I like. Ourcanebum Martin give it is an enchantment for 707 00:46:45.159 --> 00:46:50.719 red Red four. Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery each turn. 708 00:46:50.840 --> 00:46:54.039 Each turn, exile an instant or sorcery card at random from your bin. 709 00:46:54.480 --> 00:47:00.079 Then copy each card exiled with our cane bombartment, then play them for free. 710 00:47:00.519 --> 00:47:05.000 Whoa, so you get one more every time you cast a spell on 711 00:47:05.079 --> 00:47:12.519 every turn. Instance are important people? Yes, okay, you think good 712 00:47:12.679 --> 00:47:15.599 Star of Extinction is good the first time you play it, Wait until you 713 00:47:15.639 --> 00:47:24.159 play it multiple times in a turn. Copy each card exiled with our canebom 714 00:47:24.239 --> 00:47:34.079 mardment you may cast. You may cast any number of copies without paying their 715 00:47:34.079 --> 00:47:40.639 manecost. So we'll refresh Uncle Brando. Okay, whenever you cast an instant 716 00:47:40.719 --> 00:47:45.000 or sorcery, it gains life link and death touches. Let's read our last 717 00:47:45.079 --> 00:47:51.679 card, which very much cares about when we cast things. Oh you mean 718 00:47:52.039 --> 00:47:59.639 ether flex reservoir. Reservoir goes right along with connoisseur. Yes, okay, 719 00:48:00.039 --> 00:48:05.280 Lux reservoir. Whenever you cast a spell, cast you gain one life for 720 00:48:05.400 --> 00:48:09.280 each spell you've cast this turn. Oh so you you cast a spell, 721 00:48:10.039 --> 00:48:14.079 gain a life, Cast sex Spy gain two life. Cast your third spell 722 00:48:14.119 --> 00:48:15.320 gain three life. Our cane bombardment. I don't know. You cast your 723 00:48:15.320 --> 00:48:19.119 eighth spell, you gain eight life. I don't know. You're probably at 724 00:48:19.159 --> 00:48:22.760 about fifty by that point, in addition to all of the life gain that 725 00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:24.920 Judith has given you. Yes throughout the game, and I don't know. 726 00:48:25.440 --> 00:48:30.400 Just this fricking turn, because we're casting instances and sorceries and giving them life 727 00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:37.480 link and then we can pay fifty to deal fifty to something literally anything, 728 00:48:37.840 --> 00:48:40.480 damn oh man, what a finisher. Keep in mind it's damage. So 729 00:48:40.519 --> 00:48:44.679 if you have a damaged triple, you could do one hundred and fifty to 730 00:48:44.719 --> 00:48:49.039 brash Haunter and then do four hundred and fifty to an opponent. Okay, 731 00:48:49.360 --> 00:48:53.239 let's not fuck around. That's not right. Let's do enough enough. How 732 00:48:53.320 --> 00:48:57.519 is that not right? Three times fifty is one hundred and fifty. Yes, 733 00:48:57.599 --> 00:49:00.719 brash Taunter triples it again to four hundred and fifty. That is right, 734 00:49:00.239 --> 00:49:04.679 That is right. Math I can brash taunt it. I was thinking 735 00:49:04.719 --> 00:49:07.400 double. I was like bred a double one hundred and fifty is three hundred. 736 00:49:07.719 --> 00:49:10.559 Yeah, but we're not double, but we're adding another one hundred and 737 00:49:10.599 --> 00:49:15.079 fifty because you have to. Sometimes sometimes you just need to do four hundred 738 00:49:15.119 --> 00:49:19.159 and fifty. Well, sometimes the rules of the game actually say that you 739 00:49:19.280 --> 00:49:23.400 have to even though you only actually maybe need to do thirty five. So 740 00:49:23.480 --> 00:49:28.800 I'm gonna do more than ten times enough. I'm gonna kill you and the 741 00:49:28.800 --> 00:49:31.360 one next to you. Now, I'm gonna kill that guy over there in 742 00:49:31.400 --> 00:49:35.559 that game over there. I'm gonna kill the LGS owner. I'm gonna kill 743 00:49:35.559 --> 00:49:39.360 the janitor down the hallway. So here's here's what I'm gonna drive. Brash 744 00:49:39.400 --> 00:49:45.440 Taunter is gonna drive a bus into a freakin' hospital. Here's here's when that's 745 00:49:45.480 --> 00:49:47.079 relevant. Oh yes, here's when that's right. Let's say you're playing five 746 00:49:47.159 --> 00:49:51.519 Columno and Angeleric. Oh yeah, and he's one thousand life. Oh yeah, 747 00:49:51.559 --> 00:49:53.639 and he has vigor in play or my command right deck. Yeah that 748 00:49:53.719 --> 00:49:57.159 too, your thousand life, Yeah, that has to have vigor and play 749 00:49:57.360 --> 00:50:00.400 Vigoran play is very important. Oh yeah, see eighth or flux reservoir one 750 00:50:00.440 --> 00:50:05.039 of their creatures for one hundred and fifty. Yes, prevent that damage. 751 00:50:05.400 --> 00:50:08.159 Put one hundred and fifty counters on their creature. Then you fight it with 752 00:50:08.360 --> 00:50:13.800 brash Hunter. And then brash Taunter takes four hundred and fifty and he does 753 00:50:14.519 --> 00:50:17.559 nine hundred, thirteen hundred and fifty damage to the son of a bitch. 754 00:50:17.679 --> 00:50:22.840 They thought they were safe because they needed an extra zero on their life total. 755 00:50:22.280 --> 00:50:28.679 Nobody is safe from brash Taunter. Nobody, nobody, no fucking body. 756 00:50:29.920 --> 00:50:31.199 You know what? Fuck it? Ad Green to this deck, will 757 00:50:31.239 --> 00:50:35.840 play Vigors. We can ether flux our own shit so that we can fight 758 00:50:35.880 --> 00:50:37.679 it with brash Taunter. Judith can get the fuck out of here. I 759 00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:42.199 just made the best jun deck of all time. Is there gen decks where 760 00:50:42.239 --> 00:50:44.960 you just have a tutor in the commands on so you can find Judith and 761 00:50:45.039 --> 00:50:50.519 brash Taunter. No, I know that Rocco is a is a NYA deck, 762 00:50:50.599 --> 00:50:52.679 but that doesn't that doesn't do it doesn't help us, doesn't well cut 763 00:50:52.679 --> 00:50:59.960 Black play play Rocco. We did it. That's the deck. Strings and 764 00:51:00.039 --> 00:51:02.559 weaknesses, strength, lads and weaknesses. Pound out some more stuff. Let's 765 00:51:02.599 --> 00:51:07.079 pound out some more Schnitzel here. Okay, I always mention it, you 766 00:51:07.079 --> 00:51:09.400 know I do. It's the new hotness. And when I mean hotness, 767 00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:14.199 you know what I mean, I'm gonna and I always mention it strength brash 768 00:51:14.280 --> 00:51:16.960 hunting. Here we go. Yeah, okay, so we didn't. We 769 00:51:17.000 --> 00:51:22.280 said we were going to, but we didn't really highlight multiple build paths here. 770 00:51:22.320 --> 00:51:27.719 But I think that this deck is, or this commander has the ability 771 00:51:27.760 --> 00:51:31.840 to be an aggro deck kind of how we are. This is the splashy 772 00:51:31.880 --> 00:51:36.559 bigness version of the deck. We could be a combo deck, which I 773 00:51:36.599 --> 00:51:40.400 have talked about with with the rituals, the card draw, the sacrifice, 774 00:51:40.440 --> 00:51:45.719 the ETB deal damage stuff with those imps. You're storming with your card draw 775 00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:49.679 spells, making imps that you sacrifice to play more card to do to damage. 776 00:51:49.840 --> 00:51:54.320 But this deck has this third ability to be a control deck in that 777 00:51:54.800 --> 00:52:01.039 I could cast all the sweepers and make imps and or make imps to block 778 00:52:01.199 --> 00:52:09.639 to keep myself alive for one big splashy ether flux style finisher like like almost 779 00:52:09.679 --> 00:52:15.039 think of almost like a draw go style like blue deck where at any time 780 00:52:15.119 --> 00:52:19.360 I could instant speed kill all the creatures, so you can direct the traffic 781 00:52:19.400 --> 00:52:22.400 of attackers saying if that comes at me, I'll kill it, or if 782 00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:24.039 you attack me, if you elpham me, i will kill every creature and 783 00:52:24.079 --> 00:52:29.000 put you all back, and and I'll gain fifty life in doing that. 784 00:52:29.719 --> 00:52:34.320 That kind of stuff, right, And it could be combo control or eggro 785 00:52:34.599 --> 00:52:37.679 or some combination of. You know how, it's kind of always two. 786 00:52:37.880 --> 00:52:42.760 You have a various path of you're not set into doing the one thing. 787 00:52:42.840 --> 00:52:45.159 And this deck could also play all of the Red Commanders. When I say 788 00:52:45.159 --> 00:52:50.719 the Red Commanders, I'm talking tour Brand and Imodean, the pyro Hammer and 789 00:52:50.920 --> 00:52:58.960 Onngjack whatever, the thor guy, all of the theme they all fit in 790 00:52:59.039 --> 00:53:01.400 this deck and they if you want to play them all. So it does 791 00:53:01.440 --> 00:53:06.119 the red thing really really well. But you add black to it too, 792 00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:09.000 which is which gives you the ability to tutor card draw, add things like 793 00:53:09.039 --> 00:53:15.239 wound reflection, which is just another damage doubler, and re animation if you 794 00:53:15.280 --> 00:53:17.719 actually want to go like maybe the big creature route, or if you want 795 00:53:17.760 --> 00:53:22.519 to go like the re animation lets you get your soul fims and your tour 796 00:53:22.559 --> 00:53:25.719 brands and stuff back. So it gives a deck some staying power in addition 797 00:53:25.760 --> 00:53:29.960 to better card draw. I think, yes, so it's cool. I 798 00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:32.320 like it. I like the Storm version. I like the control version. 799 00:53:32.400 --> 00:53:37.639 I like those two modes of playing magic. All versions are good. I 800 00:53:37.760 --> 00:53:43.400 like that. Weaknesses weaknesses all right. I think this deck, especially the 801 00:53:43.440 --> 00:53:46.400 storm version of it, which we could encroach on with this build Chris bald 802 00:53:46.480 --> 00:53:52.159 Jones is built, could develop a reputation in your meta for being the deck 803 00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:55.800 that wants to wrath every turn or deal thirteen damage to everything all the time. 804 00:53:55.920 --> 00:54:00.760 And this particular build of the deck is the wrath every turn version of 805 00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:06.519 it. Yes, and that will develop a reputation of being not the most 806 00:54:06.559 --> 00:54:10.119 fun to play against. And so what you're gonna see is your Judith is 807 00:54:10.159 --> 00:54:15.559 gonna come into play if I've immediately die, come into play for one, 808 00:54:15.679 --> 00:54:21.599 because you reanimated it immediately die. Then it'll come into play for seven. 809 00:54:21.599 --> 00:54:24.119 You're gonna be tapped out, she's gonna get one spell off, she's gonna 810 00:54:24.119 --> 00:54:28.440 immediately die, and then you're now you're out of the game. Yes, 811 00:54:28.519 --> 00:54:32.960 without Judith, the deck doesn't have as much play unless you have brashed on 812 00:54:34.079 --> 00:54:36.480 her. Yeah, and you know you know. What I think too, 813 00:54:36.599 --> 00:54:39.800 is like, Okay, I'm gonna go Judith and then one man of blasphemous 814 00:54:39.840 --> 00:54:44.719 Act and kill Judith and I'm gonna get to do the thing and I'm gonna 815 00:54:44.760 --> 00:54:47.400 gain you know, eighty or one hundred life and that's that's great for me. 816 00:54:47.880 --> 00:54:52.199 But that's a turn six style play when most of the game has already 817 00:54:52.199 --> 00:54:57.800 developed, and then you immediately kill your own commander and set yourself back two 818 00:54:57.840 --> 00:55:01.239 turns or turn and a half whatever it is. So the play pattern of 819 00:55:01.280 --> 00:55:06.800 it, I think, isn't quite what people are going to expect. And 820 00:55:06.880 --> 00:55:14.880 that's what's going to drive this deck to sort of move towards being more efficient, 821 00:55:15.119 --> 00:55:20.119 more comboie, more all in one turn, which is further going to 822 00:55:20.199 --> 00:55:23.480 drive that reputation, which is going to make it harder to play, which 823 00:55:23.519 --> 00:55:29.000 is going to drive the reputation to be more efficient. And it's like this, 824 00:55:29.519 --> 00:55:31.239 I'm not going to call it a negative feedback loop, but it is 825 00:55:31.800 --> 00:55:37.159 a negative feedback loop. As this deck is built currently, essentially, what 826 00:55:37.199 --> 00:55:45.119 you're gonna your only real efficient one turn simply win the game is going to 827 00:55:45.159 --> 00:55:51.480 be is ether flux into blasphemous act into shooting everybody down in a death starting 828 00:55:51.480 --> 00:55:53.920 everybody. That's your only turn one win that you're going to have with the 829 00:55:53.960 --> 00:55:58.320 deck the way it's built right now, and so you're going to have the 830 00:55:59.440 --> 00:56:02.679 a lack of play and the last thing. Oh and I'm gonna I've said 831 00:56:02.679 --> 00:56:07.519 this before me read Judith initially, I'm gonna say it again. She costs 832 00:56:07.559 --> 00:56:13.320 five, and everything else in your deck costs less. Oh like all the 833 00:56:13.360 --> 00:56:16.360 action, all the Judith relevant action in your deck costs less. Yes, 834 00:56:16.679 --> 00:56:21.320 and you want to hold your one and two drop cards in your hand to 835 00:56:21.400 --> 00:56:24.480 play them late game? Yeah, like you have your Blazing Volley one damage 836 00:56:24.519 --> 00:56:28.639 to everything for one, but ye are you are you gonna play it on 837 00:56:28.639 --> 00:56:31.039 one? Are you gonna wait until turn six when you can? Yeah? 838 00:56:31.079 --> 00:56:37.280 Without Judith it's a worthless card. And then Blazing Folly and and uh Electricery 839 00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:42.079 are jamming up your hand when you ought to be casting things like Wound Reflection, 840 00:56:42.280 --> 00:56:47.920 City on Fire and Dark Steel Side No Bullus is Citadel Yeah right, 841 00:56:49.000 --> 00:56:52.119 so raids like you want to play those kind of things, but you chat 842 00:56:52.199 --> 00:56:55.519 it up with all this like little pitdly crap. Yeah, you can't play 843 00:56:55.639 --> 00:57:01.000 because you don't have five many yet yes. So it's they serve no purpose 844 00:57:01.280 --> 00:57:07.400 until a certain point in the game. And I liken that to the White 845 00:57:07.440 --> 00:57:09.360 God from Amancat. That makes a four to four zombie. Every time you 846 00:57:09.400 --> 00:57:13.760 play a creature where all the creatures you jam in that deck of the little 847 00:57:13.800 --> 00:57:16.559 pissy small ones, you do three or four in a turn after you cast 848 00:57:16.559 --> 00:57:21.599 your commander, but you got you're spending your dudes to not die, and 849 00:57:21.639 --> 00:57:22.920 then by the time you play your command or you have no dudes in your 850 00:57:23.159 --> 00:57:27.880 yes, yea, so it the deck is a little bit kind of wonky 851 00:57:27.960 --> 00:57:30.880 that way. And I'm not saying it always falls into that trap, but 852 00:57:30.920 --> 00:57:34.880 you're gonna have games where your hand's gonna be full of all this dirtily shit 853 00:57:35.559 --> 00:57:38.559 that doesn't do anything, and you're gonna go three turns without drawing the land 854 00:57:39.280 --> 00:57:43.960 and you're gonna have no fun. And I think that it's not gonna happen 855 00:57:43.960 --> 00:57:46.559 often that's but it will happen, and it will make you question, am 856 00:57:46.599 --> 00:57:50.920 I a bad deck builder? No? But that's the thing that's gonna trend 857 00:57:51.000 --> 00:57:57.119 the deck towards that that efficiency kind of direction to say, Okay, I 858 00:57:57.239 --> 00:58:00.280 don't need this, this, this, this, and this I need the 859 00:58:00.360 --> 00:58:04.519 rituals and the card draw to get me to the thing that I do need, 860 00:58:04.800 --> 00:58:09.440 which gets you into the now your deck's the same exact Yeah, and 861 00:58:09.440 --> 00:58:13.280 and again, none of that's bad, but it is a weakness of the 862 00:58:13.320 --> 00:58:16.880 deck based on how we evaluate decks here at Command or Cookout podcast. Yes, 863 00:58:17.079 --> 00:58:23.800 if you trend towards efficiency, you're you're probably also trending towards like sameliness 864 00:58:23.840 --> 00:58:30.320 from game to game, right versus that diverse experience or that non linear experience. 865 00:58:30.360 --> 00:58:32.639 There's the word yeah. Yeah, So just be careful of that and 866 00:58:34.159 --> 00:58:38.840 be mindful that the closer you get and the more I'm gonna say non CEDH 867 00:58:38.960 --> 00:58:43.920 cards you run as a means to build that efficiency into your deck, the 868 00:58:43.960 --> 00:58:46.880 more of a reputation management situation you're gonna have on your hands. Is that 869 00:58:46.920 --> 00:58:51.440 a weakness that we're playing so many CDCH cards in this deck with Jessica's will 870 00:58:51.760 --> 00:58:58.000 outside extortionist, Uh, the one ring I have it all down as I 871 00:58:58.079 --> 00:59:05.800 haven't written down as runs many known CEDH cards, And that isn't a weakness. 872 00:59:05.960 --> 00:59:08.400 I mean, everybody wants to play good cards, right, and those 873 00:59:08.480 --> 00:59:14.679 cards are fun to cast and resolve. But you will run into players and 874 00:59:14.719 --> 00:59:17.039 this isn't this deck fault. You will run into players that say, oh, 875 00:59:17.239 --> 00:59:20.760 Doc Side, why are you playing that? It's like the best card 876 00:59:20.760 --> 00:59:22.280 in CEDCH. You didn't know that's the kind of game we were playing. 877 00:59:22.480 --> 00:59:27.199 Oh, I didn't know we were playing Demonic Tutor and Beseech the Mirror. 878 00:59:27.239 --> 00:59:30.599 Like I didn't know that we were just like cheating, right, Like, 879 00:59:30.679 --> 00:59:35.239 You're gonna run into people who have that attitude towards some of these cards. 880 00:59:35.320 --> 00:59:38.360 Let me handle that. I would never I would never pay seventy dollars for 881 00:59:38.400 --> 00:59:42.159 a magic card just to try and win a game at EDH. I'd never 882 00:59:42.239 --> 00:59:45.280 buy the one ring. Fuck those people. Yeah, let mean there's that's 883 00:59:45.280 --> 00:59:49.360 how you deal with them. Fuck them, continue the story. Okay, 884 00:59:50.480 --> 00:59:52.480 we're also gonna fuck something else. And it's called the budget. Yes, 885 00:59:53.320 --> 01:00:00.000 yes, this is expensive in its current iteration with the showcase and the foils 886 01:00:00.039 --> 01:00:04.239 and the alternate printings and stuff. At the time I did the notes for 887 01:00:04.280 --> 01:00:07.519 the list, I had eighteen hundred and fifty six monies. That's lots. 888 01:00:07.719 --> 01:00:13.719 Yeah, and that's like three thousand, eight hundred and fourteen million, yes, 889 01:00:14.119 --> 01:00:19.280 okay, many cards in the thirty plus range. Yes, and that 890 01:00:19.599 --> 01:00:23.480 sometimes is due to that card being expensive sometimes because that's the version that is 891 01:00:23.519 --> 01:00:28.039 in this list. Yes, okay, so a quarter of that is the 892 01:00:28.039 --> 01:00:30.320 bat we're playing a bad Lands. Yes, five hundred of those dollars is 893 01:00:30.360 --> 01:00:34.000 from one land. So let's let's get into it here. Bad Lands five 894 01:00:34.000 --> 01:00:37.880 point fifty. Cut it Herborg Tomb of yog Moth in a two color deck. 895 01:00:37.119 --> 01:00:43.159 Cut it. Okay, Fetches caught them. There's nothing that says we 896 01:00:43.239 --> 01:00:46.360 need lots of cards in our graveyard like a Underworld Breach Yep, which this 897 01:00:46.440 --> 01:00:51.519 deck would love, by the way, could play yes, so we could 898 01:00:51.519 --> 01:00:53.840 cut one hundred and eighty five dollars off of Vetchland budget. So we're cutting 899 01:00:53.840 --> 01:01:00.159 seven hundred dollars so far. Okay, we've got a this one has a 900 01:00:59.719 --> 01:01:06.480 h a secret Layer command tower. Yeah, and it's thirty eight dollars. 901 01:01:07.039 --> 01:01:09.079 So I'm just gonna say command tower free. Yeah. Yeah, you can 902 01:01:09.159 --> 01:01:13.400 just play the free command tower that you find on the floor of the LGS. 903 01:01:14.519 --> 01:01:16.519 If you go to any Magic player that's been playing for more than a 904 01:01:16.599 --> 01:01:20.400 year and say, man I really need a command tower, they will give 905 01:01:20.440 --> 01:01:23.280 you, I hope. So man I gave Austin, four soul rings and 906 01:01:23.360 --> 01:01:27.159 like eight commanders fears the other day, Yes, to get them out of 907 01:01:27.199 --> 01:01:30.159 my fucking house. Yes, yes, okay, and the final one because 908 01:01:30.199 --> 01:01:37.760 some people just have a thing about these whatever tutors tutors at the time of 909 01:01:37.800 --> 01:01:40.400 the list, because it's different on your screen. One hundred and sixty two 910 01:01:40.480 --> 01:01:46.000 dollars worth of tutors, sure, and like they're all expensive, Like every 911 01:01:46.039 --> 01:01:51.119 tutor there has a price tag that's like more than dinner. Yeah, they're 912 01:01:51.159 --> 01:01:53.519 ten bucks, they're ten bucks, are up. The cheapest one is ten 913 01:01:53.559 --> 01:01:57.599 and the most expensive one's fifty. So that's the range. Yeah, one 914 01:01:57.679 --> 01:02:00.079 hundred and sixty two dollars. If we do all of those cuts, we 915 01:02:00.199 --> 01:02:07.960 cut nearly one thousand dollars out of business. Deck Man, Magic's ridiculous. 916 01:02:07.039 --> 01:02:12.440 Yeah, Magic's insane. And the deck still eight hundred and eighty dollars. 917 01:02:14.079 --> 01:02:16.039 What are we doing? What are we doing it? I mean it counts 918 01:02:16.079 --> 01:02:19.920 the sideboard. Also, there is a sideboard to the decks that's one hundred 919 01:02:19.920 --> 01:02:22.800 and fifty four off right there. Heay, hold on a second, so 920 01:02:22.840 --> 01:02:25.480 we're down to six fifty one hundred and fifty four, yep, So you 921 01:02:25.480 --> 01:02:29.239 can cut them out as well. Seven to twenty two, we're at if 922 01:02:29.239 --> 01:02:32.760 you cut the one ring, there's seventy bucks off, and then I mean 923 01:02:32.800 --> 01:02:36.519 then you're just planning the best version of all the stuff. Because there's lots 924 01:02:36.519 --> 01:02:38.760 of cards in this deck that are between you think, the ones that cost 925 01:02:38.880 --> 01:02:42.079 thirty and forty dollars, the ones that add up, and they do. 926 01:02:42.400 --> 01:02:45.320 But when you have one hundred cards and none of them are worth less than 927 01:02:45.599 --> 01:02:51.079 four or five bucks, now the deck goes into like staggering prices. Yeah, 928 01:02:51.159 --> 01:02:55.320 so when it doesn't necessarily represent like because you can get these cards not 929 01:02:55.519 --> 01:03:00.280 no sideboard, no one ring, that's an extra fricking two hundred and twenty 930 01:03:00.320 --> 01:03:05.239 four dollars off, it's still six hundred and fifty two. Because we have 931 01:03:05.519 --> 01:03:12.719 many many cards in the five to thirty dollars range and then a smattering of 932 01:03:12.760 --> 01:03:19.039 cards still in the thirty plus dollar range. So to do the things that 933 01:03:19.119 --> 01:03:23.840 this deck wants to do, like triple damage and double damage and gain life 934 01:03:23.920 --> 01:03:30.760 in red and draw multiple cards like Alhammert's Archive and bullus Is Citadel and Airbos 935 01:03:30.840 --> 01:03:37.000 and all these things that most of which are mythic or rare. You're looking 936 01:03:37.039 --> 01:03:40.880 at four or five, six, seven, ten dollars at a minimum. 937 01:03:42.280 --> 01:03:45.079 So if you're an experienced Magic player and you have a like a big, 938 01:03:45.400 --> 01:03:50.639 great collection, fantastic build this deck. I could, and this isn't a 939 01:03:50.679 --> 01:03:52.639 flex, I could go home and build this deck now. But you've been 940 01:03:52.639 --> 01:03:55.199 playing Magic for like twenty five years. I've been playing Magic for a million 941 01:03:55.280 --> 01:04:00.000 years. If you haven't, this is how I would pause it that people 942 01:04:00.119 --> 01:04:04.440 should build Judith, make it like your fifty dollars deck, and then just 943 01:04:04.519 --> 01:04:12.519 find the rankest, dirtiest, cheapest, crappiest, frickin' burn spells that are 944 01:04:12.639 --> 01:04:16.000 twenty eight cents, put them all in, make imps, and maybe spend 945 01:04:16.079 --> 01:04:18.639 a few bucks on a couple sack out let's to get rid of imps. 946 01:04:19.400 --> 01:04:24.719 And I mean, here's I think that I don't know if we've ever pointed 947 01:04:24.719 --> 01:04:27.400 this out before. If you're gonna look at a really expensive deck like this, 948 01:04:27.480 --> 01:04:31.599 let's say you want to go and buy this exact deck two thousand bucks. 949 01:04:31.639 --> 01:04:35.199 You're gonna go out and you're gonna buy it. Here's something that is 950 01:04:35.280 --> 01:04:40.519 hold on even if you take out the duel land and all the foils and 951 01:04:40.559 --> 01:04:44.800 showcases. Let's call it a thousand bucks. Sure, so it's a thousand 952 01:04:44.840 --> 01:04:47.159 dollars deck and you go and buy every single card in it, include the 953 01:04:47.400 --> 01:04:55.440 thirty five cent one damage spells. Every single card in this deck is a 954 01:04:55.440 --> 01:04:58.920 card that you will play if you build another red or black deck when you're 955 01:04:58.920 --> 01:05:01.199 tired of Judith. There are no dead cards in here. Yeah, we 956 01:05:01.280 --> 01:05:05.599 see all This is only good because there's no twenty dollars card. That's only 957 01:05:05.679 --> 01:05:10.599 good because it's Yeah, we see the damage, doublers and triplers all the 958 01:05:10.679 --> 01:05:13.559 time, dock side all the time, big score, pirates, pillage, 959 01:05:13.559 --> 01:05:16.159 seesus bowls, we see those all the time. Boluses, sit ATel, 960 01:05:16.719 --> 01:05:19.639 City on Fire, musics and mastery. I just freaking died to that the 961 01:05:19.679 --> 01:05:24.840 other day in a in a is it deck, Braids, Gigs, prosper, 962 01:05:25.280 --> 01:05:29.000 unexpected windfall, wheel of Misfort, deflecting, Twak, blasphemous act, 963 01:05:29.039 --> 01:05:31.519 deadly rawl, Yeah, feed the swarm. Well, Jessicas, will you 964 01:05:31.559 --> 01:05:34.239 ever have that card? Oh that's a good card. All those, all 965 01:05:34.239 --> 01:05:39.400 of the cards here are cards that you will play. So the budge I'm 966 01:05:39.400 --> 01:05:43.320 gonna see budget is justified because it's still too goddamn high for a fucking luxury 967 01:05:43.360 --> 01:05:45.960 card game. But the fact is, if you were to buy the deck 968 01:05:46.079 --> 01:05:51.679 as built right now, you have a collection, not just a deck, 969 01:05:51.719 --> 01:05:54.920 and you're gonna like, oh, if I take Judith apart, I wasted 970 01:05:54.920 --> 01:05:58.039 all that money because you could break this down and build three decks out of 971 01:05:58.079 --> 01:06:03.159 it easily, and that I and three decks for one thousand dollars is in 972 01:06:03.199 --> 01:06:08.199 the realm of Oh I spent fifty dollars on a pre Con, then two 973 01:06:08.320 --> 01:06:10.880 hundred and two hundred and fifty dollars to upgrade my pre Con. Then you've 974 01:06:10.880 --> 01:06:14.599 got a three hundred dollars deck. And that's what this deck could turn into 975 01:06:14.719 --> 01:06:16.920 if you ever took it apart. That's that's a pretty good assessment there, 976 01:06:17.039 --> 01:06:20.760 Uncle Brando. That was pretty good. Thank you. And if you wanted 977 01:06:20.800 --> 01:06:24.280 to pick up the deck or a deck like it, you go on over 978 01:06:24.320 --> 01:06:29.559 to Fusion Gaming Online dot com. You use CEO Summer Promo code. And 979 01:06:29.599 --> 01:06:31.800 if it's your first time though, because you're a new listener to Commander Cookout, 980 01:06:32.039 --> 01:06:35.800 you can use Coco Perks promo code and get ten percent of your money 981 01:06:35.840 --> 01:06:40.960 back. Yeah, baby, that's Coco Perks. To get ten percent back, 982 01:06:41.440 --> 01:06:44.519 CCO Summer get you five percent discount and you can use both at the 983 01:06:44.559 --> 01:06:46.159 same time. Ah. I don't know if you can anymore. No, 984 01:06:46.239 --> 01:06:48.960 but you know what, dear listener, try it. Give it a shot. 985 01:06:49.000 --> 01:06:51.679 If you can try, If you can, man a frick, all 986 01:06:51.719 --> 01:06:55.400 the power to you. Save money, save all the money you can, 987 01:06:55.639 --> 01:06:57.679 yes, or spend it. I don't we don't care. Do whatever you 988 01:06:57.679 --> 01:07:00.159 want with your money. Yeah, just spend it at Fusion Gaming. That's 989 01:07:00.480 --> 01:07:02.079 that's how we care. We do care about that. We do care about 990 01:07:02.079 --> 01:07:04.920 that. That helps us out. But thank you very much to them for 991 01:07:05.000 --> 01:07:08.960 helping us keep the lights on. Thank you very much to you for listening 992 01:07:09.000 --> 01:07:12.480 to us. Thanks for Chris for sending in the deck. And thanks to 993 01:07:12.559 --> 01:07:15.480 Pile of Bones Brewing Co. Second coolest thing out of Regina for being the 994 01:07:15.519 --> 01:07:18.880 beer sponsor for season two of Sidewalk Slam. Episode three should be out in 995 01:07:19.000 --> 01:07:23.760 the near future, I mean next next week after this one, I think 996 01:07:23.880 --> 01:07:27.199 is like the first week of March based tempoorly where you're hearing this and remember 997 01:07:27.199 --> 01:07:29.920 to check out the Sheldon Mannery. Secretly, we're gonna mention that on the 998 01:07:29.960 --> 01:07:31.280 show. Yeah, it's it's for a great cause. If you can get 999 01:07:31.320 --> 01:07:34.239 it at a thing if it hasn't sold out already, so pick that up 1000 01:07:34.280 --> 01:07:40.880 if you can, and we Ryan are going to be back tomorrow with a 1001 01:07:41.000 --> 01:07:48.880 very special bonus episode of Commander Cookout Podcast in our Thing