WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.680 --> 00:00:04.679 Bottled Up Bitches is hosted by a horny married couple. Content may include adult 2 00:00:04.759 --> 00:00:08.919 language and themes. Check the description for more details. Your discretion is advised. 3 00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:18.359 It's season five. Welcome back to Bottles Up Bitches, your favorite sex 4 00:00:18.399 --> 00:00:24.120 podcast hosted by already married couple with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer Man Adam. 5 00:00:24.440 --> 00:00:28.719 Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing, so let's talk about it. Stay 6 00:00:28.879 --> 00:00:34.240 horny bitches. All they holidays, Happy holidays for our audience member. We 7 00:00:34.320 --> 00:00:37.719 just recorded for ten minutes with the mics being muted. That's not true. 8 00:00:37.759 --> 00:00:43.079 Okay, that's gaslighting it. It's finest, guys. I nailed it. 9 00:00:45.799 --> 00:00:53.359 Hi Adam, Hi, Hi everybody. Welcome back to another episode of Bottled 10 00:00:53.439 --> 00:00:58.039 Up Bitches, your favorite sex podcast with Me, Rihanna and me. Adam 11 00:00:58.240 --> 00:01:00.640 Rivers Here. Adam's Paul Pop is here. Give us a shake, give 12 00:01:00.679 --> 00:01:04.879 that give that white boy. Yeah, for the for the girls that shake 13 00:01:04.959 --> 00:01:08.519 their ice cold coffees in the morning. You know, shake my coffee girl. 14 00:01:08.719 --> 00:01:12.120 This guy be shaking that polar Pop. He'd be shaking that Polar Pop 15 00:01:12.159 --> 00:01:17.239 pussy. I'll tell you what I don't do. People know what a polar 16 00:01:17.280 --> 00:01:22.719 Pop is the trash do Yeah, I'm just kidding. I don't know. 17 00:01:22.719 --> 00:01:23.840 We're circlecase it. I don't know if that's a regional thing. Oh, 18 00:01:23.879 --> 00:01:30.200 it's just a styrofoam cook for the gas station to fountain drink. And I 19 00:01:30.200 --> 00:01:33.400 don't think you're trash if you drink polar pop. It's just like a fun 20 00:01:33.400 --> 00:01:37.799 I feel like it's a backwoods thing, like you Adam, where you prefer 21 00:01:38.239 --> 00:01:41.719 a soda in a star fund. I think it is. Yeah, I 22 00:01:42.439 --> 00:01:46.760 do think I do. I do surprise you don't, by the way, 23 00:01:46.840 --> 00:01:51.760 I do myself things like this sometimes. But he held things like that because 24 00:01:51.799 --> 00:01:57.239 yeah, polio correct correct. Well, I told you the story about my 25 00:01:57.319 --> 00:02:00.359 grandma walking in and seeing how my dad was putting his pants on. Yeah, 26 00:02:00.359 --> 00:02:01.040 and was like why, and she goes, that's how dad did it. 27 00:02:01.280 --> 00:02:05.319 Yeah, he had to do it a weird way because hell. But 28 00:02:05.400 --> 00:02:07.199 yeah, I do think it is like a weird Southern I do think it 29 00:02:07.240 --> 00:02:10.520 is a white trash thing, the like styri giant styrofoam cup with soda in 30 00:02:10.560 --> 00:02:15.319 it. Yeah, big sodi, big big sodi energy. Yeah. I 31 00:02:15.319 --> 00:02:16.840 mean I can't think of the amount of like family get together is growing up 32 00:02:16.840 --> 00:02:20.840 where everyone shows up with a giant like Root forty four sonic. Yeah, 33 00:02:20.960 --> 00:02:23.800 drink, that's fair. That's fair. That's fair. Mine is I like 34 00:02:23.840 --> 00:02:29.120 my my reusable aluminum I like I like my little Pinka. Do you like 35 00:02:29.120 --> 00:02:31.479 your little tumbler? I do? I love my little tumbler. I'm stating 36 00:02:31.599 --> 00:02:37.680 the oceans. That's fair. Me alone, You're welcome alone, You're welcome 37 00:02:37.919 --> 00:02:44.319 world, You're welcome ducks and turtles. Yeah, well, I gathered you 38 00:02:44.360 --> 00:02:47.080 here today. This is one of the first episodes. I think I'm leading. 39 00:02:47.280 --> 00:02:52.919 We usually like do them together, and we both have an idea. 40 00:02:53.560 --> 00:02:55.240 You have no idea. What's happening? I've given you like a couple of 41 00:02:57.439 --> 00:03:00.159 Can you tell me what you know? This is the porn one? Yes, 42 00:03:00.319 --> 00:03:05.759 yeah, that's what I know. Oh okay, I know we're talking 43 00:03:05.759 --> 00:03:09.439 about porn. Yes, we're talking about porn again because I went down a 44 00:03:09.599 --> 00:03:14.800 wild rabbit hole the other day. Yes, you briefly, you briefly you 45 00:03:15.039 --> 00:03:16.800 essentially what you just said is what you told me. Yeah, it was 46 00:03:16.840 --> 00:03:20.240 an interesting time. So, Adam, I don't know where you were working 47 00:03:20.319 --> 00:03:23.400 doing something important? Who knows? Oh? Yeah, I got off work 48 00:03:23.439 --> 00:03:27.159 wanted to relax. I took an edible, and I have been meaning to 49 00:03:27.199 --> 00:03:30.719 ask you this because, as you know, I get very horny when i'm 50 00:03:30.800 --> 00:03:32.639 high, and it seems across the born and horny when i'm high doesn't matter 51 00:03:32.639 --> 00:03:39.120 if I'm smoking whatever you're eating. Yeah, what have you yours? Your 52 00:03:39.199 --> 00:03:44.080 highs differ, you have different things affect you differently. I'm always horny. 53 00:03:44.159 --> 00:03:46.439 Just have bun Uh. Do you ever get horny when you're high? I 54 00:03:46.439 --> 00:03:51.960 get horry at the end, okay, at the tail end of it. 55 00:03:52.080 --> 00:03:58.120 Once I start coming down, I am either I am either high I'm sorry. 56 00:03:58.280 --> 00:04:01.120 Once I start coming down, I am either horn or very sleepy. 57 00:04:01.199 --> 00:04:03.240 So yeah, I was always curious about that, because, yeah, I 58 00:04:03.319 --> 00:04:06.199 get very horny, and I usually, like, you know, get all 59 00:04:06.240 --> 00:04:10.400 over you and rub you down, and I can't tell. I'm like, 60 00:04:11.199 --> 00:04:14.520 you're now horny because I'm all over you, or if you're like, also 61 00:04:14.800 --> 00:04:17.360 you have urges, Yeah, you get if you get the urges. It 62 00:04:17.399 --> 00:04:21.199 definitely depends. Okay, I would say it's a little inconsistent. It's not 63 00:04:21.480 --> 00:04:25.800 based on the product that you're consuming at all. You're like, oh, 64 00:04:25.879 --> 00:04:29.959 and I eat the lemon edibles, I'm not horny at all. I don't 65 00:04:29.959 --> 00:04:32.879 believe I think what these these current ones were doing. It's been more of 66 00:04:32.879 --> 00:04:36.560 that. The lemon ones. I was like, the lemon ones affected you. 67 00:04:36.720 --> 00:04:39.879 Yeah, the lemon ones I enjoyed them, like they didn't affect me 68 00:04:39.879 --> 00:04:42.040 in a bad way. But the lemon ones, I was like, don't 69 00:04:42.040 --> 00:04:45.240 touch me. Yeah, or you know what I mean. I liked kindling 70 00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:47.959 with you, but I was like, sex is not even in the kitchen 71 00:04:48.240 --> 00:04:50.600 in the dining room at this point. Yeah, no, I get that, 72 00:04:50.680 --> 00:04:53.920 Okay, well cool. I was just curious because yeah, I'm always 73 00:04:53.920 --> 00:04:57.560 horny and I I don't want to say I love getting high when you're not 74 00:04:57.600 --> 00:04:59.839 home, but it's really fun when I guess just when I get high by 75 00:04:59.839 --> 00:05:02.800 my myself, because I can act on those urges immediately. Sure, yeah, 76 00:05:03.040 --> 00:05:08.160 no, foreplay, I grab my little vibrator. I barely get my 77 00:05:08.240 --> 00:05:11.600 pants down because I'm like it's happening. It's so much, it's too much. 78 00:05:12.560 --> 00:05:15.279 I barely get my pants down. I'm like, I need to rub 79 00:05:15.319 --> 00:05:18.800 one out. And I'll tell you what I'm horny at everything, Like that's 80 00:05:18.839 --> 00:05:23.759 the only time the porn ads where I'm like, yeah, like for stupid 81 00:05:23.759 --> 00:05:28.480 reasons, like everything, like you know I'm watching TV. Whatever's happening on 82 00:05:28.519 --> 00:05:30.519 TV. I'm like, I'm horny now. I know what it feels like 83 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:32.279 to be a thirteen year old boy. Truly, No, absolutely, that's 84 00:05:32.319 --> 00:05:35.839 what happens to me when I'm high. I gets so so horny. Well, 85 00:05:35.839 --> 00:05:40.399 our season anyone who listened to season one when it was still available knows 86 00:05:40.439 --> 00:05:45.360 of you getting horny from a bagel? I forgot that. Can you provide 87 00:05:45.360 --> 00:05:47.360 some context for the people that weren't around for season one? If I remember 88 00:05:47.399 --> 00:05:50.120 correctly, there's just this video going around of a guy picking up, like 89 00:05:50.199 --> 00:05:54.800 picking up a bagel by putting his fingers in the Oh my god, I'm 90 00:05:54.839 --> 00:05:58.720 horny thinking I'm wet sop, which is so funny because that video the guy 91 00:05:58.759 --> 00:06:02.199 had the grossest dirty I don't think that's true. It's not true at all. 92 00:06:04.240 --> 00:06:08.600 Yeah, I remember that those are good times, simpler days, weren't 93 00:06:08.600 --> 00:06:13.560 they. They weren't simple at all. Those days were horrendous. Yeah, 94 00:06:13.639 --> 00:06:17.720 So everything makes me very horny when i'm high. So I The hard part 95 00:06:17.800 --> 00:06:28.360 though, is that although I have some paid for options for porn, I 96 00:06:28.360 --> 00:06:31.120 I just want something very specific, you know, I don't feel like I 97 00:06:31.160 --> 00:06:34.439 actually don't want the storyline when I when I'm high, I want a bank 98 00:06:34.519 --> 00:06:38.199 bank bank. You're wanting to get in and out. Yeah, I am 99 00:06:38.240 --> 00:06:44.199 in and out. Burger is where it's at. And so I go on 100 00:06:44.279 --> 00:06:46.839 the porn hub. I know I shouldn't. I'm sorry, like I'm working 101 00:06:46.879 --> 00:06:50.560 through this, but I have not because I don't use porn hub very often 102 00:06:50.680 --> 00:06:55.680 or and I don't really masturbate to porn at all. I am terrible at 103 00:06:55.680 --> 00:07:00.480 searching, so I have been surprised I've gotten more specific and the results were 104 00:07:00.480 --> 00:07:02.079 even more specific. I was like, I was like, really, oh 105 00:07:02.160 --> 00:07:06.839 well just look that up. Yeah. Yeah. In my mind, whatever 106 00:07:06.879 --> 00:07:10.800 you type in it'll come up with something. Those websites aren't like that. 107 00:07:10.879 --> 00:07:15.240 There's like, you know, you're just similar. I forget that sex is 108 00:07:15.279 --> 00:07:20.600 so faceted in nuanced, and that naturally the porn available is also really nuanced, 109 00:07:20.959 --> 00:07:24.879 and I put it but in a different way though with women porn, 110 00:07:24.920 --> 00:07:30.040 it is more like it's called date nine. It's a married couple and they 111 00:07:30.120 --> 00:07:32.759 come home and the nanny's there, and you know what I mean, it's 112 00:07:32.759 --> 00:07:36.439 not I'm not with I feel like with female porn it's not the same where 113 00:07:36.480 --> 00:07:42.680 I can look up like gang bang you mean like yeah, you know, 114 00:07:42.839 --> 00:07:45.079 just like the trigger words. Not that I was looking at ganging. Nothing 115 00:07:45.079 --> 00:07:46.600 wrong, gangs, bank, gang bangs, but they have not aroused me 116 00:07:46.639 --> 00:07:49.519 yet. I'm too it's too weird for me. There's a lot going on. 117 00:07:49.600 --> 00:07:53.199 It just seems stressful. That seems mean. I'm not gonna use the 118 00:07:53.199 --> 00:07:55.560 word weird. I'm sorry I use that word. It's more of just like 119 00:07:55.680 --> 00:07:59.199 uncomfortable because imagine myself in that situation and I'm like, ah, there's too 120 00:07:59.240 --> 00:08:01.600 many people watching, not everyone's getting touched at the same time. It's just 121 00:08:01.600 --> 00:08:05.600 too much for me. The logistics really for they really do. It's all 122 00:08:05.639 --> 00:08:09.959 the operations, honestly. So I pull out my vibrator. I'm like, 123 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:11.720 okay, porn Hub is happening, and I was like, what really gets 124 00:08:11.720 --> 00:08:16.519 me going? And I was like, the world is your oyster Rihanna fuck 125 00:08:16.560 --> 00:08:18.519 it up? And I was like, you know what, not only will 126 00:08:18.519 --> 00:08:20.759 I fuck it up, I'm gonna suck it up multiple times because there are 127 00:08:20.800 --> 00:08:24.079 multiple things I want to watch and I'm going to really take my time here. 128 00:08:24.480 --> 00:08:26.839 So I was like straight up edging myself. I was pretty proud, 129 00:08:26.720 --> 00:08:30.240 but I was like, you know a while back, I gave you a 130 00:08:30.439 --> 00:08:33.000 lap dance and we had sex, and I love that, Like that's kind 131 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:37.879 of a fan. I don't think I've ever had that fantasy, like in 132 00:08:37.919 --> 00:08:43.440 general, until it happened, yeah with you mainly, Yeah, like I 133 00:08:43.480 --> 00:08:45.879 was there because when I was dancing, it's not like I was giving lap 134 00:08:45.919 --> 00:08:48.960 dance. It's like imagine having sex, Like that's not what was happening at 135 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:52.360 all. It's usually was like why is this song playing? Sure, which 136 00:08:52.399 --> 00:08:56.480 I'll circle back to. So I was like, I love a good lap 137 00:08:56.559 --> 00:09:00.480 dance, so I would love to see that fantasy if someone giving a lap 138 00:09:00.559 --> 00:09:03.600 dance. And the videos that were coming up were not my favorite. It 139 00:09:03.679 --> 00:09:09.960 was a lot of awkward. It wasn't like amateur I wanted amateur. I 140 00:09:09.039 --> 00:09:15.559 was too forced acting and awkward because there's you just hear the clue, they're 141 00:09:15.639 --> 00:09:18.279 like heels clacking on the tile. So home, I don't want it. 142 00:09:18.559 --> 00:09:22.519 I want it in the club or a club setting, or in a dark 143 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:26.600 room nonetheless, you know what I mean. But it was just like all 144 00:09:26.720 --> 00:09:31.240 lights on in a kitchen on the sofa, like the kitchen right there on 145 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:31.720 the stairs, you know what I mean. I was like no, this 146 00:09:31.840 --> 00:09:37.759 is not this is not doing it for me. So I think I looked 147 00:09:37.919 --> 00:09:41.559 up I think I looked up strip club instead. I was like, I 148 00:09:41.559 --> 00:09:43.600 want to see strip club, so I look up strip club instead. And 149 00:09:43.960 --> 00:09:46.600 I'm gonna pause and look at my notes really quickly because I want to make 150 00:09:46.600 --> 00:09:52.519 sure that skipping something. I am skipping something before I'm even looking upwards. 151 00:09:52.200 --> 00:09:56.679 Banjo will kno get off of me. Okay, one of our cats, 152 00:09:56.799 --> 00:10:00.240 one of our cats has never had this problem. Like usually what I'm first 153 00:10:00.279 --> 00:10:03.759 of all, my vibrator usually scares the cats, which I love. If 154 00:10:03.759 --> 00:10:05.320 I start that thing that if I start the puppy up, They're like, 155 00:10:05.360 --> 00:10:07.320 oh I don't like that sound. They all take off and I'm like, 156 00:10:07.360 --> 00:10:11.440 thank you, I need alone time. Banjo would not get off of me 157 00:10:11.519 --> 00:10:13.159 physically, and I was like grabbing him by the face. I was like, 158 00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:16.720 I am in the middle of something. So he eventually just like tuckered 159 00:10:16.799 --> 00:10:20.759 himself out and just like sat by my leg. But even still, I 160 00:10:20.759 --> 00:10:22.960 was like, oh, dude, wha make some friends. We touch some 161 00:10:24.039 --> 00:10:28.200 grass, like out sit out of here. Yeah, you know, like 162 00:10:28.279 --> 00:10:31.799 I love my pets, but I don't want them to see me yanking and 163 00:10:31.840 --> 00:10:37.240 a wanken for for he did you just speak for real? Like shit, 164 00:10:37.919 --> 00:10:46.360 say for sure, for I love you? So that's happening. So I 165 00:10:46.440 --> 00:10:52.120 like my notes that says lap dance parentheses fail, parentheses, strip club parentheses 166 00:10:52.320 --> 00:10:54.919 better. Better. So I look up strip club and yes, like, 167 00:10:54.200 --> 00:11:03.519 PAUI, why do you keep saying parentheses, parentheses, parentheses? Why do 168 00:11:03.559 --> 00:11:09.000 you say parentusses parentheses? Ye know, I'm not judging you or making fun 169 00:11:09.039 --> 00:11:13.720 of you. It was just I've never heard that before. I think, 170 00:11:13.759 --> 00:11:20.200 I think I'm I think I'm ambidexterous, got it all right? So yeah, 171 00:11:20.240 --> 00:11:24.519 I'm looking at the strip club options, and they're way better. They're 172 00:11:24.559 --> 00:11:28.440 in the strip club. There are multiple women in some of them and like 173 00:11:28.480 --> 00:11:33.120 stripperware, like giving like one guy. I'm like, like a three way 174 00:11:33.200 --> 00:11:39.080 dance. Nice. I'm seeing that some of these are kind of in a 175 00:11:39.120 --> 00:11:43.879 weird space in a strip club, like in a kitchen. Oh, and 176 00:11:43.919 --> 00:11:48.120 I realized that they're not just giving lap dances, that they're having sex. 177 00:11:48.759 --> 00:11:50.519 So now I'm down a rabbit hole, like, oh my god, are 178 00:11:50.519 --> 00:11:54.000 these sex workers and are they being forced against their will to like have sex 179 00:11:54.039 --> 00:11:58.440 for money? And I was like that just like yeah. I was like, 180 00:11:58.519 --> 00:12:01.000 oh no. I was like, no, that's not what's happening, 181 00:12:01.480 --> 00:12:07.519 Rihanna to click click. Surely that's not a kitchen. So I clicked that 182 00:12:07.559 --> 00:12:13.799 one, and you know you saw it like the little like preview. Yes, 183 00:12:13.000 --> 00:12:16.879 yes, I'm just scrolling through my option. I'm like, you know 184 00:12:16.960 --> 00:12:20.759 what, don't wreck this for yourself, think about it later. So I 185 00:12:20.799 --> 00:12:22.080 was like, this, that's probably not a kitchen. It's probably just weird, 186 00:12:22.120 --> 00:12:24.519 and so like, welcome to the world of porn. Don't ruin it 187 00:12:24.559 --> 00:12:28.840 for you, just think about it later. So I watch it and yeah, 188 00:12:28.840 --> 00:12:33.919 it's like two girls giving a guy a lap dance, and everything seems 189 00:12:35.320 --> 00:12:39.639 pretty I don't say standard. They were definitely there was definitely too much touching 190 00:12:39.720 --> 00:12:45.279 and they were speaking Spanish, so I was like, okay, they're speaking 191 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:48.960 Espane all neat. And I mean when I was a dancer, there was 192 00:12:48.039 --> 00:12:52.639 lots of women who only spoke Spanish and that was great because there's a lot 193 00:12:52.639 --> 00:12:58.120 of clientele who also spoke Spanish, so or Spanish wasn't their first language. 194 00:12:58.120 --> 00:13:00.159 I one guy who had a full conversation with me is like, can you'll 195 00:13:00.159 --> 00:13:03.759 get me someone that speaks Spanish? And I was like, okay, like 196 00:13:03.799 --> 00:13:05.840 we're having so much fun here, and he was like, this is not 197 00:13:05.879 --> 00:13:07.480 my first language and I don't want to talk in this language. I was 198 00:13:07.480 --> 00:13:11.559 like, oh, just took me. I'm ugly, but no, Like 199 00:13:11.559 --> 00:13:13.519 I went and got one of the girls where I was like, I just 200 00:13:13.519 --> 00:13:18.200 like grat I can't speak to where I'm like, just give me. I 201 00:13:18.240 --> 00:13:22.840 just point at him and she's like oh okay. And and those girls were 202 00:13:22.879 --> 00:13:30.399 shaped like these girls like very very bbl latina, latina. Those are the 203 00:13:30.399 --> 00:13:33.159 girls that don't have And this is respect, like mad respect if I you 204 00:13:33.159 --> 00:13:37.200 know, if I paid all that money for that body, addioddy, Because 205 00:13:37.240 --> 00:13:39.279 I'm not trying to be rude, it is not It is not natural at 206 00:13:39.279 --> 00:13:45.000 all, Like I'm seeing it in you know, a dental floss y u 207 00:13:45.519 --> 00:13:48.200 G string. I'm looking at every bell and curve that is not natural. 208 00:13:48.360 --> 00:13:54.600 It is stacked crazy, respectfully, because pro these surgeries might also be done 209 00:13:54.639 --> 00:13:58.639 in Mexico because they are less expensive there, and then that's there's a whole 210 00:13:58.639 --> 00:14:01.000 market for bbls and you know things like that. So not at all natural 211 00:14:01.000 --> 00:14:07.360 bodies whatsoever. And those women do not have to touch that pole when they're 212 00:14:07.399 --> 00:14:11.200 on stage, they hold the pole with their hands and they just sway. 213 00:14:11.720 --> 00:14:16.919 They don't do tricks. Their feet does not leave the ground, they don't 214 00:14:16.960 --> 00:14:20.919 do floor They are not dancing. They are swaying because men come in and 215 00:14:20.919 --> 00:14:24.720 look at them and they're like, you're the one and mat respect. I 216 00:14:24.799 --> 00:14:28.480 have to realize I have to audition sure men. That's why I have to 217 00:14:28.519 --> 00:14:35.240 do more stage work. So they're dancing, and I'm like, this is 218 00:14:35.240 --> 00:14:39.639 a real strip club because I can hear a DJ in the back, but 219 00:14:39.720 --> 00:14:43.440 he's also speaking Spanish, so I'm like, oh, this is probably in 220 00:14:43.519 --> 00:14:48.120 Mexico, okay, and it is a full strip club because heyes, I 221 00:14:48.159 --> 00:14:52.039 hear the DJ, and I also hear that they're dancing too. Nothing else 222 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:54.600 matters by Metallica, and I'm like, yep, that checks out. Weird 223 00:14:54.879 --> 00:15:01.879 that happens all the time, and dances to tool to selightning crashes. For 224 00:15:01.919 --> 00:15:05.480 some reason, nineties is the way to go. Yeah, So I'm like, 225 00:15:05.519 --> 00:15:09.960 wow, but yeah, this is clearly not in a in the club 226 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:13.080 itself, because I see people going in and out of a door like a 227 00:15:13.159 --> 00:15:15.799 kid, like a backroom. Sure, so whether it's a kitchen or not, 228 00:15:15.840 --> 00:15:18.240 it's a back room, so they're giving dance. I'm having a good 229 00:15:18.279 --> 00:15:20.679 time. And then yeah, sure enough, like they have sex, and 230 00:15:20.720 --> 00:15:26.399 I'm like, oh man, so like so I finished, and then I 231 00:15:26.799 --> 00:15:30.480 well, like I had, I had come like right before they started having 232 00:15:30.519 --> 00:15:33.720 shit. To be fair, it was just the lap dance alone that does 233 00:15:33.759 --> 00:15:35.519 it for you. Doesn't say your primary thing is the lap dancing is what 234 00:15:35.559 --> 00:15:39.759 you're looking for here? Yeah, And I noticed that the video was much 235 00:15:39.799 --> 00:15:41.600 longer, and I was like, there weren't even like naked at that point. 236 00:15:41.639 --> 00:15:45.559 And I saw that at one point in thumbnail that they are naked eventually, 237 00:15:45.600 --> 00:15:46.480 so I scrolled. I'm like, oh, they do have sex. 238 00:15:46.519 --> 00:15:52.120 I'm like, okay, you know, in a perfect happy world, maybe 239 00:15:52.200 --> 00:15:58.080 these maybe these women are filming a video with someone they know and they trust, 240 00:15:58.279 --> 00:16:02.480 and they all consent and they're all getting paid big bucks. And this 241 00:16:02.600 --> 00:16:07.440 is oh this is also from a bird's eye view, like right above them. 242 00:16:07.120 --> 00:16:11.519 Weird, okay, but like on the ceiling, like it's hard, 243 00:16:11.600 --> 00:16:15.000 it's not like that they're actually their heads I'm seeing, That's what I was 244 00:16:15.000 --> 00:16:17.799 saying. I can see all three of them, I can see the rats 245 00:16:17.840 --> 00:16:23.960 on the side, I can see the flippant door going with interesting. Yeah, 246 00:16:25.000 --> 00:16:27.200 the lap dance itself, I'm is like in one eighth of the frame 247 00:16:29.360 --> 00:16:33.000 weird. Okay, it did it for me, I'm sure. I say 248 00:16:33.039 --> 00:16:37.799 I want it for the security vib but that made me sad because I was 249 00:16:37.799 --> 00:16:44.360 like, oh, man, like I need know the logistics. Do they 250 00:16:44.440 --> 00:16:48.559 have a partnership with the with with the strip club of like, can you 251 00:16:48.559 --> 00:16:51.039 give me the video and I'll pay you out and I'm gonna put it on 252 00:16:51.039 --> 00:16:52.960 boorn up. Maybe it's on their only fans. They're getting paid. I 253 00:16:52.000 --> 00:16:56.279 just want to make sure everyone's happy and they're getting paid, because I don't 254 00:16:56.279 --> 00:17:00.240 have any issue with strippers dancers doing full service work in the club. When 255 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:03.399 I was working in the club, there was a huge stigma about that, 256 00:17:03.480 --> 00:17:07.839 and it does suck if you're a dancer because then everyone expected men expect that 257 00:17:07.920 --> 00:17:11.079 all the women are full service and that's not true. Yeah, so that 258 00:17:11.240 --> 00:17:15.799 that does complicating new work. But outside of that, I don't have any 259 00:17:15.839 --> 00:17:18.119 problem with that because these women need a safe place to perform that kind of 260 00:17:18.160 --> 00:17:23.559 sex work. Yeah, is it illegal yes? No, no, no, 261 00:17:23.799 --> 00:17:26.039 sure, but you know what I mean, Like if you yeah, 262 00:17:26.119 --> 00:17:30.319 I do think making it happen. You're not wrong, you like your strategy 263 00:17:30.359 --> 00:17:33.279 is valid, but I do think having it in the club also adds out 264 00:17:33.359 --> 00:17:41.039 their levels of issues. Like what I think, I kind of like you 265 00:17:41.039 --> 00:17:45.519 said, I think it can cause issues with other dancers. I think it 266 00:17:45.559 --> 00:17:48.079 can cause like you said, you know, it creates that stigma that other 267 00:17:48.200 --> 00:17:53.160 dancers will want to do it. I think it can almost cause pressure from 268 00:17:53.319 --> 00:17:56.039 other dancers who maybe don't want to do it, but feel pressure to do 269 00:17:56.079 --> 00:17:59.680 it whenever it's happening right there next to them. This is true, big 270 00:17:59.680 --> 00:18:03.039 fact. It's also just a huge liability for the for the I'm not thinking 271 00:18:03.039 --> 00:18:07.039 about ops and not thinking about any of that piece because for when it's illegal. 272 00:18:07.119 --> 00:18:08.519 So yeah, that causes an issue if the club gets shut down and 273 00:18:08.519 --> 00:18:11.920 then you know, police officers and it's a sting. Yeah. Absolutely, 274 00:18:11.960 --> 00:18:15.039 and then all the other things that have to do with the other dancers that 275 00:18:15.039 --> 00:18:18.440 are not involved. Absolutely, there's so much that's not okay with that. 276 00:18:19.000 --> 00:18:23.279 I'm just talking about that sex worker. Let's say like she keeps it on 277 00:18:23.279 --> 00:18:26.000 the DL, she doesn't do it, she doesn't like offer that to all 278 00:18:26.000 --> 00:18:30.799 her clients. She's got like three or four consistent clients that she does full 279 00:18:30.839 --> 00:18:34.200 service work with. I just want that worker to have a safe place to 280 00:18:34.319 --> 00:18:40.400 do it, because privacy in sex work is death, you know. Yeah, 281 00:18:41.839 --> 00:18:44.400 so for that, like I have that, I have that empathy for 282 00:18:44.440 --> 00:18:48.279 the dancer alone. So I do follow you. I agree with you, 283 00:18:49.000 --> 00:18:52.240 yeah, because it doesn't matter how much you get dances or you have sex 284 00:18:52.279 --> 00:18:56.079 with the same person, Like you don't know. This person's a crazy person 285 00:18:56.160 --> 00:19:00.680 and it's going to murder you. So yeah, I go through all that 286 00:19:00.799 --> 00:19:03.440 and I'm like, ah, man. So, like I get out of 287 00:19:03.519 --> 00:19:07.039 that video and I notice a lot of them are very similar, and so 288 00:19:07.079 --> 00:19:10.319 I'm looking and then I noticed the Espanol and I'm like, oh my god, 289 00:19:10.400 --> 00:19:14.160 this is a huge thing in Mexico. So then I'm like, of 290 00:19:14.279 --> 00:19:17.799 course there's a red light district, like in Mexico. I feel like every 291 00:19:18.039 --> 00:19:21.799 land has a red light district, right, But then I realized some of 292 00:19:21.839 --> 00:19:29.039 the videos were labeled like exclusive. I don't remember what the exclusive da da 293 00:19:29.160 --> 00:19:30.640 da club Da da da. And I'm like, oh my god, are 294 00:19:30.640 --> 00:19:34.839 they using this as promotional videos? So I click one of those and yeah, 295 00:19:34.960 --> 00:19:40.160 it's like women being bent, like these dancers being bent over getting fucked 296 00:19:40.200 --> 00:19:44.400 from behind and stuff. I'm like, they're using this as promotional tools, 297 00:19:44.440 --> 00:19:48.720 like there are full strip clubs where they're promoting it as you can have sex 298 00:19:48.759 --> 00:19:52.599 here. I thought that was wild, Like I was just like, oh 299 00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:55.839 shit, And I was like, ah, I don't know if I would 300 00:19:55.839 --> 00:19:57.960 want to be in one of those release videos, like that's a lot, 301 00:20:00.119 --> 00:20:00.880 and I was kind of I didn't look it up, but I was like, 302 00:20:02.000 --> 00:20:06.480 is Mexico is full service work legal in Mexico? And I don't know. 303 00:20:06.599 --> 00:20:07.559 Done. I don't know, that's a good question. Didn't look it 304 00:20:07.599 --> 00:20:10.599 up. So I'm going, can you look at you talking? Yeah, 305 00:20:10.680 --> 00:20:12.880 yeah, you're my fact checker, So look that up because I was like, 306 00:20:14.000 --> 00:20:17.799 this is on porn hub. The club name is on it. There's 307 00:20:17.880 --> 00:20:21.799 one, literally one person to be on the fucking list for this, uh 308 00:20:21.839 --> 00:20:29.079 private incognito it please window it. Just I don't know y'all are hearing it 309 00:20:29.119 --> 00:20:30.440 too. We have evidence that we're looking at, yeah, for science. 310 00:20:30.599 --> 00:20:34.559 For science. I'm very curious if it's if it's legal there, because yeah, 311 00:20:34.559 --> 00:20:38.960 the club name is on it. It's a it was a promotional video 312 00:20:40.240 --> 00:20:42.799 on porn hub, so they can easily get reported or shut down. Or 313 00:20:42.839 --> 00:20:48.799 fined or sent to jail. So how is that possible? Prostitution in Mexico 314 00:20:48.920 --> 00:20:53.200 is legal under federal law? Is legal? Wow? Each of the thirty 315 00:20:53.200 --> 00:20:56.440 one states and acts its own prostitution laws and policies. Thirteen of the states 316 00:20:56.440 --> 00:21:03.200 of Mexico allow and regulate prostitution. Prostitution involving minors under eighteen was illegal. 317 00:21:04.359 --> 00:21:08.160 Interesting, okay, And I also want to point out haavn and sorry, 318 00:21:08.319 --> 00:21:12.640 yeah, uh, sex work was officially decriminalized in Mexico City on May twenty 319 00:21:12.720 --> 00:21:18.400 first, twenty nineteen. This is recent. Wow, very cool, And 320 00:21:18.440 --> 00:21:22.200 I just wanted to point out that we don't condone the word prostitute. Yeah, 321 00:21:22.240 --> 00:21:23.920 that's just what the Google says. And I googled that just because I 322 00:21:23.960 --> 00:21:27.160 knew it would be an easier search term. But you are correct, yes, 323 00:21:30.480 --> 00:21:34.279 because that's also what you get charged with. You get charged with sex 324 00:21:34.359 --> 00:21:37.599 work. Correct, Well, you're being served with full service sex work, 325 00:21:37.680 --> 00:21:44.759 right, they arrested for prostitution. So I was just surprised. So I 326 00:21:44.799 --> 00:21:47.440 was just surprised. Yeah that makes sense. I'm okay, that makes me 327 00:21:47.480 --> 00:21:51.480 happier. I didn't I was too high to look that up. So I 328 00:21:51.599 --> 00:21:55.400 just was like I gotta have this conversation with this later, get his thoughts 329 00:21:55.480 --> 00:21:57.599 and all this because I was surprised, Yeah, by the name, the 330 00:21:57.720 --> 00:22:00.759 names of the clubs, and the amount of the fact that I just look 331 00:22:00.880 --> 00:22:06.440 up strip club on porn Hub takes you to a bunch of videos and tea. 332 00:22:06.759 --> 00:22:11.359 The club was in Tijuana. It takes you to majority of the Latin 333 00:22:11.400 --> 00:22:15.039 market of having sex in the club. Yeah, it's tough. I also, 334 00:22:15.279 --> 00:22:19.720 you know, I get nervous about, like how safe are those women 335 00:22:19.799 --> 00:22:22.119 still, whether it's legal or not. Like, you know, I think 336 00:22:22.160 --> 00:22:26.240 about, like, what's the place in Nevada, the Bunny Ranch of the 337 00:22:26.279 --> 00:22:30.200 Mustang Ranch, the one with you you've seen her on like you follow her 338 00:22:30.200 --> 00:22:33.039 on TikTok. She works at the Mustang the Mustang Ranch. So I think 339 00:22:33.039 --> 00:22:37.559 of like the Mustang Ranch, you know, their whole they they seem to 340 00:22:37.640 --> 00:22:41.200 have like their women are very safe health wise. They take you know, 341 00:22:41.400 --> 00:22:45.279 precautionary efforts very well, you know, make sure everyone's safe and healthy. 342 00:22:45.640 --> 00:22:49.799 Where I'm like, I can't imagine these places are putting a too much effort 343 00:22:49.799 --> 00:22:53.799 into that. Yeah, I mean We've talked about this, and I think 344 00:22:53.839 --> 00:22:56.359 we need to just save our money, and that's that We're just do a 345 00:22:56.359 --> 00:22:59.880 full exclusive episode. I think we need to go up there, Yeah, 346 00:23:00.079 --> 00:23:04.119 hire our professional threesome and get to interview the owners because the owners have their 347 00:23:04.119 --> 00:23:08.200 own podcasts for sure. No, I want to absolutely, And that's why 348 00:23:08.200 --> 00:23:11.119 I use them because everything I've seen from them, they seem to be doing 349 00:23:11.160 --> 00:23:15.400 things very well. So I use them as kind of like two women. 350 00:23:15.720 --> 00:23:18.880 Yeah, and I use them as kind of the standard. Right, We've 351 00:23:18.880 --> 00:23:21.960 been on the website very it's very nice. Big shout out to Mustang granch 352 00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:41.680 That's our dream, that's the goal, the dream, the dream, Well, 353 00:23:41.880 --> 00:23:45.000 we've talked about it's something we want to do. We want to have 354 00:23:45.039 --> 00:23:51.839 a professional threesome with a professional someone that can lead us through that and understands 355 00:23:51.839 --> 00:23:55.960 that they're not the star, you know what I mean. You know this 356 00:23:56.039 --> 00:23:57.720 isn't about you. Yeah, absolutely, and they know that. And ensuring 357 00:23:57.759 --> 00:24:03.200 that we're getting someone safe and clean. Someone's safe, clean, experienced, 358 00:24:03.960 --> 00:24:07.519 polite. You know, people come from far and wide and zero like with 359 00:24:07.839 --> 00:24:12.960 emotional just a transactionary thing. Yes, and it's also but also on the 360 00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:15.519 other coin, I believe I don't know for sure how these work. I 361 00:24:15.559 --> 00:24:18.079 don't know if it's by the hour, I can't imagine. I think it's 362 00:24:18.119 --> 00:24:22.480 a lot of overnights is what they usually get, because it's usually people wanting, 363 00:24:22.599 --> 00:24:26.680 like I can't imagine that place is just in and out, like it's 364 00:24:26.680 --> 00:24:29.559 not. I can't imagine it's by the hour. That's a good question. 365 00:24:29.559 --> 00:24:33.039 You want to look it up. I mean, I'm not going to need 366 00:24:33.039 --> 00:24:37.200 it an hour, but I feel like it's got to say on the website, 367 00:24:37.240 --> 00:24:41.799 like how how the transaction works. And I will not put this on 368 00:24:41.839 --> 00:24:45.799 INCOG because I'm not embarrassed. I'm not embarrassed. I feel like if it 369 00:24:45.880 --> 00:24:48.000 were going to be in segments, I feel like three hours would be the 370 00:24:48.000 --> 00:24:55.240 minimum. Like this, this sex worker charges six hundred dollars an hour with 371 00:24:55.359 --> 00:24:57.319 a three hour minimum. You know, but remember when we were on there, 372 00:24:57.400 --> 00:25:02.279 it had like packages. It was like a package for a threesome, 373 00:25:02.400 --> 00:25:06.759 a package for pleasure menu. Pleasure menu, Yes, what's the pleasure men? 374 00:25:06.799 --> 00:25:07.920 You say? So? They have special shows. You can get a 375 00:25:07.920 --> 00:25:12.079 line dur a show, a vibrator show, shower show, two or more, 376 00:25:12.200 --> 00:25:18.599 girl show, drag party that's funny, sexy cinema, sit with a 377 00:25:18.680 --> 00:25:21.400 lady of your choice, and enjoy the best and adult. Oh that's fun. 378 00:25:21.440 --> 00:25:25.400 You can just like hire someone to watch born with you, love for 379 00:25:25.640 --> 00:25:29.880 play, new massage, breast massage, French tease, fire and ice. 380 00:25:30.599 --> 00:25:34.559 Yeah, there's like weird. There's wild forest chair party. What that means? 381 00:25:36.039 --> 00:25:38.039 Bet, you can't sit still, pull up a chair and watch your 382 00:25:38.079 --> 00:25:41.559 lady go down on you and then reverse the roles as you pleasure her. 383 00:25:42.759 --> 00:25:47.279 That's what a wild horse chair party is. This is just very specific that 384 00:25:47.319 --> 00:25:49.640 you don't it makes sense that, but just that there's a survey or something 385 00:25:49.759 --> 00:25:56.119 wild horse round. Okay, So here's the full pleasure menus straight leg, 386 00:25:56.240 --> 00:26:03.160 conventional missionary style sex. Is that a price? No, and it probably 387 00:26:03.240 --> 00:26:08.400 ranges by worker wild horse roundup to hell with conventional mix it up in whatever 388 00:26:08.440 --> 00:26:14.000 position you wish. Try our sex wing or any one of our carefully selected 389 00:26:14.039 --> 00:26:21.200 and specifically engineered sex furnishings. Okay, half and half. How you start 390 00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:26.240 and how you finish this up to your oral and straight sex Menagetois house recommendation 391 00:26:26.279 --> 00:26:27.960 the classic two. I guess that's it for you to hire two people. 392 00:26:29.559 --> 00:26:32.759 Okay, we would probably have to ask them how that goes. I'm trying 393 00:26:32.759 --> 00:26:34.359 to find we can't be the only couple they're gonna be like, ye, 394 00:26:34.480 --> 00:26:37.960 yeah, well yeah, I can't imagine they're gonna be like I don't know, 395 00:26:37.000 --> 00:26:40.160 no one's ever done this, but I don't. But it doesn't look 396 00:26:40.200 --> 00:26:42.440 like they have like on their menu a clear thing. Their website is just 397 00:26:42.480 --> 00:26:45.279 fun to look at. I'll tell you that much. There's a lot of 398 00:26:45.319 --> 00:26:48.400 beautiful naked women on it. I don't I think we would have to like 399 00:26:51.559 --> 00:26:53.279 inquire. I don't see it makes sense because, like I said, I 400 00:26:53.279 --> 00:26:56.839 think every worker will charge different things for that. Yeah, we can get 401 00:26:56.880 --> 00:27:00.079 a calendar for twenty dollars. You can get hats. They got a home 402 00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:03.319 merch line. Look through the ladies. Look through the ladies and tell me 403 00:27:03.319 --> 00:27:12.599 who you would want us to have a trade way with. And let's let's 404 00:27:12.640 --> 00:27:17.519 be clear. These are all beautiful women like that. You don't have any 405 00:27:17.559 --> 00:27:26.079 commentary on anybody, like everybody models Wow, damn girl. Yeah no, 406 00:27:26.200 --> 00:27:29.119 everybody. Every single one of these women is Yeah. I mean, I 407 00:27:29.160 --> 00:27:33.400 don't know if there's one on here that I'm like, wouldn't want. All 408 00:27:33.440 --> 00:27:41.079 these women are quality. Yeah, it's very interesting how their schedules work too. 409 00:27:41.160 --> 00:27:42.319 It's very like an on and off schedule. You're there for a certain 410 00:27:42.319 --> 00:27:45.920 amount of time and then you're off for a certain amount of time. Vivian 411 00:27:45.000 --> 00:27:52.119 stunning. Yeah, but you kind also like ourchriropractor. Yikes. Yeah, 412 00:27:52.279 --> 00:27:55.240 I don't. I feel like all of these I'd be fine with. Yeah, 413 00:27:55.759 --> 00:27:59.640 maybe not all of them. Well, there's always any preferences. Sure, 414 00:27:59.799 --> 00:28:02.359 there all stunnying, They're all stunning. Yeah, No, I think 415 00:28:02.440 --> 00:28:04.640 they've got quite a collection. If they literally said we only have one person 416 00:28:04.720 --> 00:28:08.160 available for your threesome, is this person? I'd be like, yeah, 417 00:28:07.279 --> 00:28:11.640 yeah, for sure, because every single one of these women are stunning. 418 00:28:11.880 --> 00:28:15.720 Yeah, I don't think I would be upset by anyone any standouts. I 419 00:28:15.759 --> 00:28:21.759 guess it's going through them pretty fast now. It's also tough. Not all 420 00:28:21.759 --> 00:28:23.240 of them have a picture. There's a lot of them, and then like, 421 00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:26.680 not all of them have a photo with their face, and that matters 422 00:28:26.680 --> 00:28:29.680 to me? Does that matter to you? Yes? Would you? Would 423 00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:32.480 you book? Would you book one of these? If all the photos were 424 00:28:32.519 --> 00:28:36.640 a body and not a face, how do you feel about that? I 425 00:28:36.640 --> 00:28:38.119 think I'd be fine with it. Like this one stood out to me, 426 00:28:38.920 --> 00:28:42.240 Harley, Yeah, she got big old boom, she gets some tico bitties 427 00:28:42.359 --> 00:28:45.359 and that's there's no face in there. Yeah. If that was the only 428 00:28:45.400 --> 00:28:48.599 picture, and they were like, legit, this is not catfish. This 429 00:28:48.680 --> 00:28:51.359 is the woman you will get. You don't know what our face looks like? 430 00:28:51.440 --> 00:28:56.640 Yeah, like, I'm fine with that face to me. Maybe face 431 00:28:56.720 --> 00:29:00.240 is so important to this one stood out to me too. Who era, 432 00:29:00.519 --> 00:29:03.720 Oh yeah she looks like a bad bitch. She's right, she's got kind 433 00:29:03.720 --> 00:29:07.720 of like a oh, she's got like that innocent face. She's got like 434 00:29:07.720 --> 00:29:11.799 a sweet face. Yeah. Yeah, is that her bush? That's her 435 00:29:11.839 --> 00:29:15.680 bush? No, it's not underpants are now that's that's I want to see. 436 00:29:15.720 --> 00:29:23.400 That's her bush. She's gorgeous. Yea. Good for her? Good 437 00:29:23.480 --> 00:29:26.920 for her? Well a TikTok or I followed that works here. She once 438 00:29:26.960 --> 00:29:33.039 gave a story about a client that had a had that had a penis the 439 00:29:33.079 --> 00:29:36.319 size of a wine bottle. So I wanted to talk to you about that 440 00:29:36.359 --> 00:29:42.160 once you were done with your your your your porn. That is her little 441 00:29:42.200 --> 00:29:47.359 puss puss. I love this. I love that she's hair. Finally, 442 00:29:47.680 --> 00:29:49.160 I love hair. Can I tell you some I'm afraid of when we do 443 00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:52.880 have a three simes, just really fast. I don't know what to do 444 00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:56.960 with my hands and those brusts, like I'm sure that that's why we hire 445 00:29:56.960 --> 00:29:59.960 a professionals, Like they have big boobies. What am I going to do? 446 00:30:00.079 --> 00:30:03.680 You use? Okay, let me or maybe in the moment, I 447 00:30:03.680 --> 00:30:07.599 don't will know what to do with them. Hey, okay, Mexican, 448 00:30:07.799 --> 00:30:10.839 let me read my notes. But it's Mexican. Mexican strip club, rabbit 449 00:30:10.880 --> 00:30:15.599 hole, yay and nays? Are the girls safe? Okay? Uh? 450 00:30:15.880 --> 00:30:19.119 Describe the Mexican lap dance videos almost promo videos, news to me. But 451 00:30:19.359 --> 00:30:22.400 duh, the strip clubs are funny, oh, I said, Well, 452 00:30:22.400 --> 00:30:26.640 I skip some words. I said, describe the Mexican lap dance videos almost 453 00:30:26.640 --> 00:30:30.200 promo videos for sex work in Mexico. News to me, but uh got 454 00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:33.240 it. The strip clubs are funny because of the announcer and bad music. 455 00:30:33.480 --> 00:30:40.200 Talk about that. Oh that is fun okay. My final thing that I 456 00:30:40.240 --> 00:30:45.119 noticed was that there were multiple ads. No not ads, well, no, 457 00:30:45.400 --> 00:30:48.400 they're more like sponsored but there were videos in this that one of the 458 00:30:48.440 --> 00:30:56.160 video recommendations was VR and I was like, I was Oh, I was 459 00:30:56.200 --> 00:31:00.680 like, that's cool. I think that's a good should do? Should we 460 00:31:00.680 --> 00:31:03.039 get a VR headset. So you know what's funny about those too, because 461 00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:04.000 I see those all the time. You can have to let me come back 462 00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:07.519 because you're interrupting it though, sorry, go ahead. I was just gonna 463 00:31:07.519 --> 00:31:11.119 say, VR makes sense, that's funny. We can circle back the one 464 00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:15.359 statement before. I don't forget. I saw funny at the mall. It 465 00:31:15.400 --> 00:31:19.640 was a jewelry store and it said like free VR did it at Samsung VR 466 00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:22.519 headset with a four hundred dollars purchase, and I'm like, they're just bag 467 00:31:22.559 --> 00:31:26.359 They're like, that's that's for the men. That was so funny to be 468 00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:27.480 like all the guys, you'd be like, I'm gonna go get her some 469 00:31:27.559 --> 00:31:33.920 jewels, free vrset. I was like that jewelry store is I'm like what, 470 00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:36.720 I'm like, how hysterical? Back to you, Back to you, 471 00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:41.799 Bob. It's funny because I see those these VR ones pop up and uh, 472 00:31:41.039 --> 00:31:45.279 every time they're the the little thumb now in preview that they show, 473 00:31:45.519 --> 00:31:48.000 I'm always like, that is a video I would love to watch. But 474 00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:52.599 if you watch them without the VR headset, it's like this weird split screen 475 00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:55.519 thing that really throws me off. Sure sure, no, yeah, I 476 00:31:55.519 --> 00:31:57.559 would want I would want a headset for that for sure. Yeah, yeah, 477 00:31:57.759 --> 00:32:01.920 I think that would be fun, fun time. I think that's virtual 478 00:32:01.960 --> 00:32:06.920 strip clubs. I'm sure they have that already, I would imagine, so 479 00:32:07.160 --> 00:32:10.160 you think so can I would you let me be an online sex worker like 480 00:32:10.200 --> 00:32:16.759 that? Like if it's like my avatar? If it's your avatar? Like 481 00:32:16.799 --> 00:32:21.119 what if that was the thing? Like what's the movie? What's the movie? 482 00:32:21.680 --> 00:32:25.400 A total recall? We're like sitting at home, but you're like living 483 00:32:25.440 --> 00:32:30.599 life through like a VR headset player ready player one. No, this is 484 00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:37.279 the one with a I don't know Schorsanger. I think it's total recall. 485 00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:40.200 I don't remember that. I haven't I haven't seen I have don' don't know 486 00:32:40.279 --> 00:32:44.160 if I've ever actually seen total recall. Well I have, and this is 487 00:32:44.920 --> 00:32:49.119 it might be that, but that's a thing like everybody like the world the 488 00:32:49.160 --> 00:32:52.799 future is so crazy that we don't even leave our houses. Sure we have 489 00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:55.680 like these avatars that the right, that's what ready Player one is is too 490 00:32:55.920 --> 00:32:59.640 Oh okay, Yeah, I think that's been in a lot of different things. 491 00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:04.079 I think that's what I was a thing of, Like, well, 492 00:33:04.079 --> 00:33:10.119 that's just an only fans. Yeah, but like VR. You think it 493 00:33:10.240 --> 00:33:15.000 being VR would make me more comfortable with it. No, okay, so 494 00:33:15.599 --> 00:33:19.519 the question I'm asking would you be comfortable with that? I'm not comfortable with 495 00:33:19.559 --> 00:33:25.720 you doing OnlyFans. You let me strip, So what do you I don't 496 00:33:25.799 --> 00:33:31.240 understand what you're wanting to do? Virtual lap dances? Oh maybe I don't 497 00:33:31.240 --> 00:33:34.559 know. All right, Well, I was having fun with my hypotheticals, 498 00:33:34.559 --> 00:33:39.599 but you're just the I just didn't understand. I thought, yo, I 499 00:33:39.759 --> 00:33:43.920 make clear sense. But no, I just thought that was really cool that. 500 00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:45.920 I'm like, that makes total sense. There are so many VR headsets. 501 00:33:45.920 --> 00:33:50.359 Everyone has VR headsets now in my mind, it's still like a foreign 502 00:33:50.440 --> 00:33:52.759 thing that you've seen them all or something. But people just have those in 503 00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:57.599 their houses and they can watch some type of VR porn. I'm like, 504 00:33:57.680 --> 00:34:00.519 that's pretty cool. I would I would definitely want to try that. That's 505 00:34:00.559 --> 00:34:02.880 a tough thing to I don't know how you try that without just buying a 506 00:34:02.960 --> 00:34:06.599 VR headset. Maybe my nephew will get one for Christmas or some shit. 507 00:34:06.640 --> 00:34:09.079 We can ask him he has one. He might have one one that feels 508 00:34:09.159 --> 00:34:13.639 uncomfortable. I don't know about that, to download it on his account. 509 00:34:13.679 --> 00:34:17.760 Delete it. Well, I mean I think you could. I don't know 510 00:34:17.760 --> 00:34:22.000 how uploading things? Do you use the USB drive? Is it? Because 511 00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:24.320 it's just the videos on? Like how do you see the videos? Yeah? 512 00:34:24.440 --> 00:34:29.920 I don't know. I don't know. Someone who understands VR better will 513 00:34:29.960 --> 00:34:32.599 have to tell us, because like I also don't. I don't have any 514 00:34:32.639 --> 00:34:37.840 interest in owning a VR headset, but if I was like rich, I 515 00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:40.800 would buy a VR headset solely for porn, you know what I mean? 516 00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:45.280 Solely because I don't have any interest in using VR headsets, but I think 517 00:34:45.320 --> 00:34:47.920 it would be VR porn would be fun. M you know what I mean? 518 00:34:49.079 --> 00:34:51.239 Sure? This is like, this is like in a world where I 519 00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:53.599 have fuck you money. Okay, Yeah, I wonder what what do you 520 00:34:53.599 --> 00:34:59.920 think I would buy if I had fuck you money? I don't know what 521 00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:01.159 you buy. That's a question for you, buck. Can you to find 522 00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:05.119 what the fuck you money? Suck you money is like, we don't work, 523 00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:10.119 we can we we have let's say we've been the lottery for a billion 524 00:35:10.159 --> 00:35:15.159 dollars. That is fuck you money. Okay, that is fuck you money. 525 00:35:15.239 --> 00:35:17.000 Is like I don't give a fuck you like fuck you I have more 526 00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:22.320 money, like I can do whatever I want. I know, personal chef 527 00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:25.000 Okay, yeah, that's a good one. That's very heart anytime I dream 528 00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:28.719 the dreams of dreams. Yea, my heart of hearts, dream of dreams. 529 00:35:28.760 --> 00:35:30.079 I don't have to cook and eatther do you? And we can be 530 00:35:30.159 --> 00:35:32.960 vegan. I think that's good. Yeah, Like they would make us really 531 00:35:32.960 --> 00:35:37.400 good healthy meals. And when we do want to get shitty, we just 532 00:35:37.440 --> 00:35:38.599 tell them, can we have something for you tonight and they're like, yeah, 533 00:35:38.639 --> 00:35:42.000 I'll make you a shitty meal, Like yeah, they'll they'll make sure 534 00:35:42.039 --> 00:35:44.960 we eat well, that you have the right portion amount, that I have 535 00:35:45.039 --> 00:35:47.800 the right portion amount. We'll be like shitting regularly. Fiber is going to 536 00:35:47.840 --> 00:35:51.079 be great. It would be easy to get on, like a good nutrition 537 00:35:51.199 --> 00:35:53.360 plan. Yeah. Yeah, I think you can take on the world if 538 00:35:53.360 --> 00:35:57.599 we didn't if we didn't have to feed ourselves. Yeah, I think that's 539 00:35:57.639 --> 00:36:00.440 a good idea. So we have a personal chef and of porn via, 540 00:36:00.719 --> 00:36:05.079 Yeah, that's my way. I would just eat through photosynthesis, like dream 541 00:36:06.719 --> 00:36:08.280 those two things. Like what else could we ask for? I don't know, 542 00:36:08.320 --> 00:36:15.559 we're gonna be leave that house yeah and drained. Yeah I know that 543 00:36:15.559 --> 00:36:19.119 that that that that would be mine. Yeah, for sure, for sure? 544 00:36:19.679 --> 00:36:23.400 Is there any more to the porn? Is there any more to the 545 00:36:23.440 --> 00:36:29.199 porn? I ask, because we're coming up near the end and I have 546 00:36:29.239 --> 00:36:30.920 some I had, I have a crazy porn experience for recently, so I 547 00:36:30.920 --> 00:36:34.800 wanted to make sure you got through all your thoughts, all my talking points. 548 00:36:34.880 --> 00:36:37.239 I think so. I think the moral of the story is support your 549 00:36:37.239 --> 00:36:42.360 sex worker and be safe out there. We love you and we care about 550 00:36:42.360 --> 00:36:45.840 you. Yeah, what you got? Okay? And this is kind of 551 00:36:45.880 --> 00:36:47.440 more along the lines I thought you were gonna be when you describe this. 552 00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:51.440 I thought you went on a rabbit hole of like wild porn that just kept 553 00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:55.039 popping up. So this is more along those lines. I had a video 554 00:36:55.079 --> 00:36:58.960 pop up as a suggestion. Why it suggested this to me? I don't 555 00:36:59.000 --> 00:37:02.760 know. And I saw the thumb now and I do you have like a 556 00:37:02.760 --> 00:37:07.679 pornhub account? That's why they say. Is it a general website to make 557 00:37:07.719 --> 00:37:10.880 suggestions or is it based on Hey, Adam, we suggest this for you. 558 00:37:12.119 --> 00:37:14.880 I don't think so. Do you? I don't have an account? 559 00:37:15.000 --> 00:37:16.960 Do you watch it on incognito? Uh? Huh me? Doo? Okay? 560 00:37:16.960 --> 00:37:20.280 So yeah that's yeah. So she just I guess that's what it is. 561 00:37:22.440 --> 00:37:24.039 And this video popped the thumb. Now I saw and I was like, 562 00:37:24.079 --> 00:37:28.039 I have to click on this to figure out is this real? What's 563 00:37:28.079 --> 00:37:31.960 going on? So I clicked on it. The account like it had it 564 00:37:32.000 --> 00:37:42.840 in Watermark was world's Biggest Penis. This thing was scary, like my entire 565 00:37:42.960 --> 00:37:46.440 forearm like, but probably this is probably actually smaller. It was probably like 566 00:37:46.480 --> 00:37:50.559 three or four feet maybe not four fours or data. It was probably like 567 00:37:50.599 --> 00:37:52.760 two and a half to three feet long. It was like, you have 568 00:37:52.840 --> 00:37:55.440 to pull it up now. I don't know if I can. You just 569 00:37:55.480 --> 00:37:59.159 look up world's Biggest Penis on porn Hub. Okay, let me see if 570 00:37:59.159 --> 00:38:02.519 I can find this. You regret regret, I will regret it was I 571 00:38:02.519 --> 00:38:07.400 mean, that sucks. It was startling, Yeah, I mean, and 572 00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:09.679 I mean those That's why a lot of those those people will go and you 573 00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:15.880 know, find a sex worker that can work with them because their sex life 574 00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:17.880 is pretty crummy. Because people are afraid of that. Yeah, well not 575 00:38:17.920 --> 00:38:22.519 afraid, but you know they don't. That is a turn off to them. 576 00:38:22.719 --> 00:38:24.639 You know, they're intimidated or what have you. But I'm sure they're 577 00:38:24.679 --> 00:38:29.559 not having them most sex that they're wanting to have. Yeah, I mean 578 00:38:29.599 --> 00:38:35.920 I did. Look or John Holmes, Oh this is it. John Holmes 579 00:38:36.320 --> 00:38:39.039 talked about like he's the guy that the movie Boogie Nights is roughly based on. 580 00:38:39.239 --> 00:38:43.159 Okay, and he was also the killer, but he talked about in 581 00:38:43.199 --> 00:38:45.559 one of his journals he said like he had to get really good at like 582 00:38:46.519 --> 00:38:52.840 oral sex because he was like, my penis was virtually unusable in like a 583 00:38:52.920 --> 00:38:55.639 normal and outside of porn, just like because it was just too big. 584 00:38:55.679 --> 00:38:59.360 So he couldn't like pleasure a woman with his penis because it was so big, 585 00:38:59.400 --> 00:39:02.280 and like he couldn't get a lot, like too much pleasures from penetration 586 00:39:02.440 --> 00:39:06.599 because he couldn't fit fit very much in there. I want to know what 587 00:39:06.639 --> 00:39:10.480 his what his? We love an ad where's just women bound? Those were 588 00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:15.840 getting me off. I was like yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, 589 00:39:15.880 --> 00:39:19.199 I don't think we can use it sound and that's okay, nerdy college sluts 590 00:39:19.360 --> 00:39:25.159 holds dominated shaking or I think there's like it's like does like a preview of 591 00:39:25.159 --> 00:39:28.000 some of his other stuff. But look, you can see it there, 592 00:39:30.599 --> 00:39:34.719 like it's crazy big. Those look like the like the giant beef lugs that 593 00:39:34.719 --> 00:39:37.119 we get at you know a GB you know what I mean. Yeah, 594 00:39:37.880 --> 00:39:42.000 it's like a it's like five pounds and you got to split it up in 595 00:39:42.039 --> 00:39:47.599 multiple It's very much like this is. I was trying to read the name, 596 00:39:47.760 --> 00:39:52.159 but you interrupted me. They're just using trigger words, so there's there's 597 00:39:52.159 --> 00:39:59.000 no sentence here. What do you mean, Well, it's nerdy college nerdy 598 00:39:59.599 --> 00:40:05.559 oh college sluts, holes dominated, shaking orgasm squirts there that's run on. 599 00:40:06.280 --> 00:40:09.119 Oh my goodness, Well good for him, but most of it, well, 600 00:40:09.199 --> 00:40:13.480 yeah, he couldn't. He would kill her, she'd be dead. 601 00:40:14.800 --> 00:40:17.199 I don't know. I think if there was that strategy of like, hey 602 00:40:17.400 --> 00:40:21.920 I have a I have stop, let me see the phone. That is 603 00:40:21.960 --> 00:40:29.000 big. Hold on like that's crazy, yo, that's some like technacle porn 604 00:40:29.000 --> 00:40:32.039 ship Like it's crazy. Yeah. At first I thought it was really grothy 605 00:40:32.079 --> 00:40:38.000 and really big, but seeing how seeing it from the side, that is 606 00:40:38.199 --> 00:40:45.039 wild because it's just so long. It just protrue. Yeah, I could 607 00:40:45.079 --> 00:40:47.480 like wrap around a woman like he literally has, he genuinely has a third 608 00:40:47.559 --> 00:40:52.960 leg. I could wrap around a woman. You know. That's it just 609 00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:57.039 looks almost like animal like, like it's a big word. It looks like 610 00:40:57.079 --> 00:41:00.760 a horse penis I've never seen a horse penis there. No, they're bad. 611 00:41:00.280 --> 00:41:04.760 You're looking at one right now? Yeah, No, that's wild. 612 00:41:05.079 --> 00:41:07.280 Her arm is going to be so so so sore, her arms, her 613 00:41:07.320 --> 00:41:10.039 mouth is going to be Are you kidding me? Oh? Yeah, well 614 00:41:10.079 --> 00:41:14.559 there's no way there's that. It's not all teeth, right, because there's 615 00:41:14.559 --> 00:41:19.239 no way that. Well, you can only fait like his head in there, 616 00:41:19.239 --> 00:41:21.559 you do that, I guess. Oh this is mean. Yeah, 617 00:41:21.679 --> 00:41:23.360 no, this is not a fun video. This is not good. It's 618 00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:27.599 not a fun video. I'm sure she's good. Holy cow. Yeah, 619 00:41:27.800 --> 00:41:31.199 terrifying. Yeah, oh that I feel bad for that guy. Not that 620 00:41:31.320 --> 00:41:36.800 guy because he does bad porn, but men that have large penises. That's 621 00:41:36.840 --> 00:41:42.599 tough. Yeah. No, it doesn't seem like a fun as fun a 622 00:41:42.599 --> 00:41:46.920 living as you know. I feel like the fantasy is. Yeah. I've 623 00:41:46.920 --> 00:41:50.920 always said you've had you have really good boyfriend, Dick, and that's how 624 00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:52.599 I describe you. Yeah, you talk amongst the girls. They ask me 625 00:41:52.719 --> 00:41:57.480 how big is Adam's peepee? I say it's it's boyfriend, Dick. It's 626 00:41:57.480 --> 00:42:00.960 not too big, it's not too small. It's like a perfect girth. 627 00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:04.199 I feel all of it. Yeah, and I love it. Yeah. 628 00:42:04.280 --> 00:42:07.599 Yeah, if you buy a toy, like just a regular sized toy, 629 00:42:07.119 --> 00:42:12.639 like in a in a sex shop, that's not like the mode. Yeah, 630 00:42:12.679 --> 00:42:15.400 if it's just kind of like normal dildo, that's what Adams Peener have. 631 00:42:15.519 --> 00:42:21.320 Standard You have a standard issue penis, yeah, standard is penis? 632 00:42:21.400 --> 00:42:23.719 Yeah you do. Do you want to know what the average is because I 633 00:42:23.719 --> 00:42:34.280 know it'll make you feel better. Average size penis USA because I feel like 634 00:42:34.320 --> 00:42:37.440 it ranges. I feel it reaches right. Guidelines that most doctors follow when 635 00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:42.039 helping someone decide if they need treatment, state that the average size for a 636 00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:51.480 flaccid penis is eight point eight centimeters, while the average size for a flass 637 00:42:52.440 --> 00:42:55.119 you know, it's hard to tell, that's three and a half inches three 638 00:42:55.159 --> 00:42:59.719 and a half inches. It's hard because it's like, do you start behind 639 00:42:59.719 --> 00:43:01.280 the ball? Is the base? Like it's a there's a whole South Park 640 00:43:01.320 --> 00:43:08.960 episode about while while the average size for an erect penis is five point one 641 00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:15.280 inches, and you're leaps above that, I don't know if that's true. 642 00:43:15.440 --> 00:43:22.280 I don't know if I'm leaps above that. That's about five inches And you're 643 00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:27.360 like, yeah, sure, you get a big pepe. Do you know 644 00:43:27.400 --> 00:43:30.480 that there's a surgery to make people to make your penis bigger. Sure, 645 00:43:30.519 --> 00:43:34.920 I'm sure, you just pull it out more. It's like a lie. 646 00:43:35.599 --> 00:43:37.920 It's like ellipsic tube where there's like a fourth that's just hiding behind. No, 647 00:43:38.039 --> 00:43:42.719 they add, I read all about women, ladies. You get it. 648 00:43:43.159 --> 00:43:45.280 They add, it's like an implant in your penis. But apparently it's 649 00:43:45.360 --> 00:43:49.519 like everyone who's gotten it has been like, this is the worst decision I've 650 00:43:49.519 --> 00:43:52.960 ever made. Not the extended penis. It's crazy. Yeah yeah, yeah, 651 00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:57.239 it's got, it's got, and it's got so bad. Like yeah, 652 00:43:57.280 --> 00:43:59.880 some people are like I can't pee, like I had to get a 653 00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:04.119 I had to get a castor because I couldn't be anymore like it was. 654 00:44:04.159 --> 00:44:07.519 It was. It was just some crazy doctor like invented it and and was 655 00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:10.960 giving it to people. Oh my god. Yeah, well that's fucking awful. 656 00:44:12.199 --> 00:44:16.800 Yeah. Well there's all kinds of vaginal surgeries, but they're not fun. 657 00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:22.719 They're just like rejuvenation and yeah, oh they do a lot of porn 658 00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:29.400 stars do that. I've read. Yeah, they'll like get their their labya 659 00:44:29.480 --> 00:44:39.679 shaved, yeah shaved. I wonder I want to ask a porn artiste if 660 00:44:40.239 --> 00:44:43.679 that's a preference. I want to learn, like what the preferences are, 661 00:44:43.719 --> 00:44:46.639 like what is what is beauty in the porn industry? Like this type of 662 00:44:46.719 --> 00:44:51.719 what type of vulva is like the ideal I would imagine, like I would 663 00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:54.320 imagine that's one that's like all tucked in. I don't think so. I 664 00:44:54.360 --> 00:44:58.840 think it's opposite because I have one. I have one where my all tucked 665 00:44:58.880 --> 00:45:01.719 in and I'm all labia mm hmm. But I feel like all the porn 666 00:45:01.719 --> 00:45:07.239 I click on, I click on all the porn. I see all the 667 00:45:07.280 --> 00:45:10.639 women like you see all of it, like immediately you you don't have to 668 00:45:10.679 --> 00:45:15.760 part the two labs. C I have the I have, I have the 669 00:45:15.840 --> 00:45:20.119 opposite experience. Interesting, Yeah, I feel like all the porn I see 670 00:45:20.159 --> 00:45:23.400 it's all tucking. It's all tucking. Yeah, So you're saying I have 671 00:45:23.440 --> 00:45:28.199 a chance, Adam, was there anything you'd like to add? No? 672 00:45:28.400 --> 00:45:31.280 I think that's it all right. Well until next time, guys, you 673 00:45:31.360 --> 00:45:36.119 all been great. See you tip your waitress. Don't forget to rate us 674 00:45:36.119 --> 00:45:39.960 on Spotify and apples app on the apples and oranges. Don't range us on 675 00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:45.400 the apples and the oranges. See hornes If you enjoy today's episode of Balled 676 00:45:45.480 --> 00:45:50.239 Up Bitches, be sure to rate and subscribe wherever you listen to your podcast 677 00:45:50.519 --> 00:45:53.039 To join in on more of our conversations and fun. You can follow us 678 00:45:53.079 --> 00:45:59.239 on social media at bottled up Bitches on Instagram and bottled up Talk on Twitter 679 00:45:59.599 --> 00:46:02.360 and write in your sexcapage anything you want to share with the team at bottled 680 00:46:02.440 --> 00:46:07.800 up Talk at gmail dot com. 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