1 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:11,119 Welcome to softcore history. Welcome back to softcore history. All right, here's 2 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:16,640 the first drink. Let's go for those who don't know power, why don't 3 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:19,480 you tell them what's going on? All right, we hit a thousand reviews, 4 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:23,160 I can drink again. I promised the Power Hour for the episode. 5 00:00:23,679 --> 00:00:27,239 We'll see how this goes. We already recorded the Patreon episode Patreon dot com 6 00:00:27,239 --> 00:00:32,439 slash software History, two additional episodes every week, got a little looped up. 7 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:37,159 We are now promising Power Hour. Well, I try to do a 8 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:40,600 topic. We'll see how that goes. I'm already a little buzz. He's 9 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,399 a little buzz, but not enough. That's not enough. Yeah, we'll 10 00:00:43,439 --> 00:00:47,359 have Joel bring over some more peanut butter whiskey, feeding me shots. I'm 11 00:00:47,359 --> 00:00:51,359 also drinking Guinness. Yeah. It's also got a gun shaped bottle of tequila 12 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:55,119 next to them, which I think that's I think once we hit the thirty 13 00:00:55,119 --> 00:00:58,439 minute mark, you're gonna need to blow your brains out with that. With 14 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:02,439 the tequila, I I want to blow my brains. And for any concerned 15 00:01:02,439 --> 00:01:07,000 listeners, I will be sobersily driving Dan home tonight. Yeah, I have 16 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:11,400 a ride. So in another drink yep, bang bang. So we appreciate 17 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:17,159 your thousand reviews and Dan's gonna sacrifice his body for them. Yep. So 18 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,920 we have a thousand reviews. Keep leaving reviews if you want to please well 19 00:01:21,079 --> 00:01:23,480 Dan drunkenly read them. We'll read them at the end. We'll start doing 20 00:01:23,519 --> 00:01:27,000 Thanks Joel. Thanks. Oh here going little Why Joel, cheer out of 21 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,799 the way of the shot of that. No, No, you don't need 22 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,920 to. He was on my camera. That's fucking fine. Oh, it's 23 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:37,280 all good. Thanks Joel for keeping the keeping the spice flowing. Great. 24 00:01:37,359 --> 00:01:38,719 I love that this worked out on your episode. It would have been so 25 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:42,439 stupid if you're just on the side lobby. It was fine that way because 26 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:46,840 people were like, I think we're like fifteen reviews away. I kind of 27 00:01:46,879 --> 00:01:49,480 blew past it as soon as they knew was my episode. Yeah, we 28 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:53,079 got like thirty reviews. And someone said that they took their wife's phone because 29 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:57,359 they're a poor with Android. Yeah, and they were like, I had 30 00:01:57,359 --> 00:02:00,200 to do it on on my girlfriend or wife's phone or whatever. I got 31 00:02:00,239 --> 00:02:02,519 a few strays in the reviews you did. Yeah, we're gonna read all 32 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:06,519 the reviews about you. Yeah, I know yeah, some of them, 33 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:10,800 like General Patton talking about if you want to listen to our Patreon So we'll 34 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:14,240 do that. At the end of the episode, we'll read some of our 35 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,680 favorite reviews. But we're gonna try to get through this. Oh, I 36 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:19,360 got to take another drink. Gotta taking a drink once a minute as much 37 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:23,400 as you can, but real quick. Uh. Patreon dot com slash Softcore 38 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:28,360 History Extra Epics two extra episodes. You did, Yes, I wouldn't listening. 39 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,439 Am I not the drunk one here? Jesus? I'm always drinking one 40 00:02:30,479 --> 00:02:37,599 here. Well, anyway, we're gonna talk about a topic today that kind 41 00:02:37,599 --> 00:02:42,319 of goes with the theme of today's episode, the London beer flood of eighteen 42 00:02:42,479 --> 00:02:46,879 fourteen. All right, yeah, I figures go fine, We're gonna fun 43 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:51,560 and flirty topic about I just imaginable dying from beer. I imagine the London 44 00:02:51,599 --> 00:02:54,560 beer flood is like that Simpson's like gif of Wigham getting out of the car 45 00:02:54,599 --> 00:03:00,400 when beer's exploding and raining down, just running towards like a brave firefighter, 46 00:03:00,439 --> 00:03:04,879 except he just wants to get drunk. I also, it's a way more 47 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:08,560 fun flood than the molasses flood. The molasses flood is a nightmare. That 48 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:13,800 is the craziest, like grossest flood, which we've already covered, and it's 49 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,960 in Boston. Similar in topic. It's in Boston. Take another drink there 50 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:21,439 you go. I mean, dude, the molasses flood is just like because 51 00:03:21,439 --> 00:03:23,280 it was hot too, wasn't it. Yeah? Yeah, you're just being 52 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:30,599 boiled alive in candy dark. You're caramelized. Yeah yeah, yeah. No. 53 00:03:30,879 --> 00:03:35,039 So this was in London in eighteen fourteen, on October seventeenth, the 54 00:03:35,039 --> 00:03:38,560 Horseshoe Brewery, which was founded in sixteen twenty three. It was one of 55 00:03:38,599 --> 00:03:44,039 the city's top producers of Porter. Oh a nice porter. I don't like 56 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,599 port Porter. You like porter. I like a heavy beer. I like 57 00:03:46,599 --> 00:03:49,360 a heavy like a light beer. I like beer. And I mean we 58 00:03:49,439 --> 00:03:52,240 got party Dan right now, I got tank top, we got the hat. 59 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,159 Yeah, I actually get that. Merch at software history. So when 60 00:03:54,199 --> 00:03:58,360 when did this happen? You said when? Eighteen fourteen? What month? 61 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:02,199 October? Okay, So for those who don't know or don't that might sound 62 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,960 like, oh what, this was a happy time in England. Really, 63 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:12,680 peace had come over Europe, Napoleon exiled to Elba drink. Okay, So 64 00:04:12,879 --> 00:04:16,560 Napoleon's gone. He's not gone yet because he comes. Elbow's the one he 65 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:20,399 escapes from. Yeah, but he's there for the moment. They think everything's 66 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:26,399 cool, it's great, happy times. The war is over. Could you 67 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:29,800 imagine that if World War two ended and then like eight months later they're like, 68 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:36,279 Hitler's back. He's Mecca Hitler, my Godler's back, and he's better 69 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:41,480 than ever, he's even stronger. Yeah. Can you imagine we just like 70 00:04:41,519 --> 00:04:45,759 exiled Hitler for whatever reason, like oh, just send them to like Cypress. 71 00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:48,000 Right, it's like, well he just escapes and they're like, Okay, 72 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:51,000 well what happened? Like he got his army back? What hell? 73 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:56,319 Because you didn't kill him? Well. In eighteen ten, the brewery had 74 00:04:56,360 --> 00:05:01,879 a twenty two foot high wooden fermentation tank installed on the premise. That's pretty 75 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,600 dope, actually, how big twenty two foot high? Twenty ft h I 76 00:05:04,639 --> 00:05:10,399 think that's like a drink normal size the tank at like the ab Brewery twenty 77 00:05:10,399 --> 00:05:14,199 two foot h yeah, yeah, but it's also wood wood in yeah, 78 00:05:14,199 --> 00:05:17,879 well you know, it's eighteen fourteen. It's also it's also like probably really 79 00:05:17,879 --> 00:05:21,360 good tasting because that ferment is gonna get real funky. The wood breathes so 80 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:26,920 like it's probably really good tasting. Porter. At around four point thirty pm, 81 00:05:27,079 --> 00:05:30,879 the storehouse clerk, George Crick, inspected the tank and noticed that one 82 00:05:30,959 --> 00:05:36,120 of the iron rings about seven hundred pounds, had fallen off the cask and 83 00:05:36,199 --> 00:05:41,279 snapped. Huh, it was on the cask and then like just broke and 84 00:05:41,319 --> 00:05:45,800 fell off. So a supporting piece of the barrel keeps the barrel being a 85 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:49,720 barrel in planks. Yeah, you know, this was a common occurrence. 86 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:54,399 It would happen, yeah, times a year, just just a barrel doing 87 00:05:54,399 --> 00:06:00,560 barrel stuff. Maintenance man. Yeah, so business as usual, despite the 88 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:04,920 tank being full and pressure from the fermentation building inside. Cricks boss told him 89 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:10,959 no harm, no foul, and instructed him to write a letter to another 90 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,560 brewery employee request and it be fixed at a letter. Your date been too 91 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:17,399 long since you've drank? I know, well not really all right, drink 92 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,079 just chucked that drink, drink a lot of it. You don't even finish 93 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,519 it, but there you go. Sure, there you go. That's good 94 00:06:23,519 --> 00:06:26,480 squeak. Yeah, it's not that. I drink last night too, and 95 00:06:27,399 --> 00:06:29,839 I mean I'm you know, a couple of shots deep a couple of years. 96 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:32,720 But you're feeling yourself. I need you to feel horrible. No, 97 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:36,120 no, no, it needs to be you gotta build to it, you 98 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:41,519 know. Listenable for the first minutes. Yeah, get him in. Yeah 99 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:46,959 right, people, if I was like trash within the first five impossible of 100 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:54,360 impossible, I am buzzed. But no, just ride that for ride that 101 00:06:54,399 --> 00:06:57,000 way for a little bit, twelve minutes. Yeah. Here's the thing though, 102 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,439 I'm also Irish, and even though I don't drink that much, right, 103 00:07:00,519 --> 00:07:04,199 like, even typically when I don't drink, when I do drink, 104 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:08,319 I know, go ahead, well tell us about your drinking, but drink. 105 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,040 This is distracted and I have to pay attention to the clock every time 106 00:07:11,079 --> 00:07:14,079 too. I got your baby. We can also produce. I have to 107 00:07:14,079 --> 00:07:16,279 like make sure the cameras, Oh here it goes, here we go. 108 00:07:16,639 --> 00:07:23,160 I am the fucking engine that makes the show rotten. Give him a couple 109 00:07:23,319 --> 00:07:26,759 shots, and here he is. I wish damn it. I can't say 110 00:07:26,839 --> 00:07:30,399 there's there's a piece of information that we have for accessing stuff that it's very 111 00:07:30,399 --> 00:07:36,199 degrading to be and Rob oh yeah, yeah, that Dan made up. 112 00:07:36,319 --> 00:07:40,399 I can't say what it's for. What it is, but when I log 113 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,720 in for Instagram, yeah, god damn it. Balance Yeah, I mean 114 00:07:43,879 --> 00:07:47,240 you're not gonna figure it out, no, yeah, but it is accurate. 115 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:54,560 So about an hour later, though, the whole tank ruptured, releasing 116 00:07:54,600 --> 00:08:00,000 the hot froment to al with such force that the pack wall the brewery collect 117 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:05,160 apps. Whoa, So this was like an explosion. Yeah, as ones, 118 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:07,839 they're like, bro, think about it because it's it's fermenting, so 119 00:08:07,879 --> 00:08:13,680 there's added pressure like contas, right, yeah, right, this was thirty 120 00:08:13,879 --> 00:08:18,639 five hundred barrels of brown. Now essentially it was such a huge vat. 121 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:22,879 Okay, so I don't know what that would equate to, uh yeah in 122 00:08:22,959 --> 00:08:28,040 single beers, Like what is that? Like a million beers? That'd be 123 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:31,160 kind of sick of so many beers. Yeah, probably more than a million. 124 00:08:31,519 --> 00:08:33,039 I just think people are going to get fucked up. That's I'm already 125 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:37,039 predicting that no one dies. It's a very happy event. I gotta imagine 126 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,720 that's not true. Also, yeah, you'd be very wrong. It's I 127 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:43,279 think no one dies. I'm standing by it. Prove me wrong. That's 128 00:08:43,279 --> 00:08:46,000 a that's a temperance movement. Why, I guess if you're English, Yeah, 129 00:08:46,039 --> 00:08:52,320 nobody died, all right, sweet, Yeah that means allry you know 130 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,960 exactly what that means. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, people 131 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:58,120 that don't really matter. That's my favorite thing about anything, which is like, 132 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:03,440 uh, people will be like drink yeah, there you go. People 133 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:07,720 will essentially be like it's wrong to kill people, and there's like a little 134 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:09,440 asterisk, and they'll be like, please refer to our list of who people 135 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:15,360 are, you know what I mean, like who who? See? Please 136 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:20,679 see who we consider people, especially the Brits all anyone like they're next door 137 00:09:20,679 --> 00:09:26,320 neighbors. Man. There's nothing I think more currently than looking at social media 138 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:33,120 and then being like all I think is just like you want someone to die 139 00:09:33,799 --> 00:09:39,960 everyone. You're not anti death. Everyone wants somebody. Yeah. He's not 140 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:43,840 happy with who's dying, which fair enough. Yeah, most of the people 141 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:48,240 that are dying probably shouldn't be. Yeah, fair enough. It's not just 142 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:52,879 you know, they only care about it was It's just if things changed, 143 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:56,120 no matter which side we're talking about, they'd be like, Okay, I'm 144 00:09:56,120 --> 00:10:00,559 all right, I'm good. There's a certain level of death everyone's comfortable with, 145 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,679 which is kind of sad because I think it's how far removed for you 146 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:07,600 want to do with me. Yeah, sure we'll do. We're so sorry 147 00:10:07,639 --> 00:10:11,159 if it's your first episode. Yeah no, this really isn't for you. 148 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:16,159 Go back, this is your first episode. Please just left eject and then 149 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,240 you'll appreciate this more. Yeah, you'll go go back to this later. 150 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:22,039 Yeah, this is this is for This is for the fans in the dance, 151 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:28,399 for all the dance dance and the fans stands. You know what I've 152 00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:31,559 noticed, by the way, mans, So you were sitting to uh my 153 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:35,960 right in the Patreon episode that we recorded, and now I'm sitting to your 154 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:39,519 left. So I've been on both sides. I think that your right arm 155 00:10:39,759 --> 00:10:46,279 is uh in better shape than your left arm. Wonder why? No, 156 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:48,679 I think your right arm is more tone than your left arm. It's not 157 00:10:48,919 --> 00:10:50,759 the tattoo. I think you need to get a sleeve on the other arm. 158 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:54,120 Yeah no, I mean, but the black is more slimming and it 159 00:10:54,159 --> 00:10:56,360 shows more contour in the arm. Black is just Yeah, I think I 160 00:10:56,360 --> 00:11:01,799 think you just gotta looks like a milk sack on the other arm. You 161 00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:03,799 need to black it up. You need to get some inkause I have handlines 162 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:07,360 on it too. I'm just telling you what I see. It's literally I 163 00:11:07,399 --> 00:11:11,639 have a shirt tam. One arm is hot and the other arm is pretty. 164 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:16,879 Miss you're just in the tattoos. Hold up, drink Rob's Rob's a 165 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:20,080 inkchaser, man. Yeah, you never knew that about you. Just leave 166 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:24,600 Bunny. Yeah, sleep bunny. That's it. That's the one. That's 167 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,440 the pejorative we need for people that like people would bunny attash Shanny sleep bunny. 168 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:35,159 It works. So the force also blasted several more vats, adding their 169 00:11:35,159 --> 00:11:39,840 contents to the flood. Oh so this vat took out other because I was 170 00:11:39,879 --> 00:11:41,399 like, one vat, come on, no, Yeah, it's a huge 171 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:48,320 vat, but essentially an explosion releases all the uh you know, liquid from 172 00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:52,360 that, and uh yeah, all the vats inside the rest of the brewery 173 00:11:52,399 --> 00:11:56,440 were just like, yeah, we'll follow along. Yeah, dude, we've 174 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,440 been we've been playing this for a while. Yeah. Yeah, they were 175 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:03,840 conspirators. Certainly, it's the day the bats took it back. Cheers, 176 00:12:03,919 --> 00:12:05,639 cheers. I'll go with I'm not going to power hour with you, but 177 00:12:05,639 --> 00:12:07,200 I'll sip this beer. You can do it. I mean, you guys 178 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,799 are have me home, so yeah, don't do whatever you want I'm having 179 00:12:09,879 --> 00:12:13,960 two beers throughout the whole night, so I'm trying to do as best of 180 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,840 a job i can to pay attention to the clock. And also the more 181 00:12:18,879 --> 00:12:20,279 you talk about it, the sooner in the next drink come. I know. 182 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,840 I'm just saying. I mean, you're probably fine though, Like it's 183 00:12:22,919 --> 00:12:26,519 dark out so the police won't be able to see you. The best time 184 00:12:26,519 --> 00:12:30,679 to drive drunk is the blackest night. But it's also the time all the 185 00:12:30,679 --> 00:12:33,240 construction on ninety. Yeah, so you have to go through all these like 186 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:37,799 get a weave in and out of all these Orange Bob's barrels by the way, 187 00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:41,080 Yeah, oh god, the track has a fucking stranglehold on the barrel 188 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:45,559 community, the traffic pattern. But yeah, Bob's barricades, what's he up 189 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,440 to? Why can't anyone else make barricade? Because that shit's in Florida. 190 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,080 He got into the business and killed his competitor, Like literally, murder is 191 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,759 a mafia. That has to be true. It has to be, because 192 00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:58,559 I don't I've never heard of anyone else's barricades. Yeah, there's not like 193 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,879 a gym's barricade. And if there is, Jim's dead here, Jim's dead. 194 00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:07,519 Yeah, jim got a fucking bullet, Jimmy traffic cones. What a 195 00:13:07,679 --> 00:13:11,039 great industry to get into, though, you gotta find your niche think about 196 00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:16,279 the rest of the fucking country, Like, think of how many orange cones 197 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:20,279 and barrels there are. No one's asking questions about barrels, orange barrels, 198 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,159 cones. It's like that's the last thing anyone's gonna argue about on price. 199 00:13:22,159 --> 00:13:26,720 It's like the car tells for washing went through the barricade. There's a lot. 200 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,879 There's way too many things with like home ownership and kids and stuff like 201 00:13:28,919 --> 00:13:33,799 that that I'm like, you could tell me any number and I'll believe it. 202 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:37,799 Yeah, And if we make your competitor, I think we gotta get 203 00:13:37,799 --> 00:13:41,000 into the barricade. I want to get sure brains blown out by barrels by 204 00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:46,600 Bob barricade. This is from Bob the fucking hell Goa's dad from Hey, 205 00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:52,480 Arnold, she moved he moved on to barricades. Yeah, dude, I 206 00:13:52,559 --> 00:13:56,639 bet you the guy that runs at looks just like hell get Pattacki's dad for 207 00:13:56,679 --> 00:14:03,200 sure. Yeah, j shot, Oh no, you have four more minutes 208 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:07,399 to make it clean. I really really want him to vomit in your car 209 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:11,919 or out the window. I'm gonna drive that car to the He's going to 210 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:18,080 the airport tomorrow, so he's gonna do is oyster. How's that your problem? 211 00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:22,120 It's my problem, I know. But I'm considered. I'm a good 212 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,360 friend. I'm not a piece of ship. You're considering it now, But 213 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:28,000 you're gonna keep drinking. No matter how much I drink, I will still 214 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:35,000 be considered you. You'll be considered zero. I have zero to fucking gras 215 00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:39,440 have I ever been bad to you? Know? I was about to say 216 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:43,000 I have zero concerned with Dan fucking up anything in my car. Dan is 217 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:48,840 a very respectful person, even when I'm hammered. Dan has been plenty of 218 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:54,480 ripping him with you. I like that, Joel? Joel does? Okay, 219 00:14:54,600 --> 00:15:01,080 I knows my fucking about a ride or die? Your Your bathroom's in 220 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,759 here right? Well? You do have a bathroom there when you poop out 221 00:15:03,799 --> 00:15:07,799 there? Yeah, Joel? How do you shower? Okay? What a 222 00:15:07,879 --> 00:15:11,639 shower? You can't interview the guy off Mike, No, I get it, 223 00:15:11,679 --> 00:15:15,240 but no, it's funnier. Actually he has a shower with the heater. 224 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,720 I forgot about that. You're stealing electricity, you're stealing water. I 225 00:15:18,759 --> 00:15:24,039 respect the funk out of that. Whoa, it's on, let's go, 226 00:15:24,399 --> 00:15:31,080 it's on. Let's get into this ship here, bro, let's talk about 227 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:37,840 our workplace, our working art now exactly. No, here's one thing. 228 00:15:37,879 --> 00:15:43,000 Let me tell you about the fucking people at work. No, what accent 229 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:48,159 are you affecting? I don't know. Joel put me in the shot. 230 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,480 No, don't do that. Oh, he's definitely not gonna throw up at 231 00:15:50,519 --> 00:15:54,759 my car. I'm not gonna throw up in his car because I can fucking 232 00:15:54,799 --> 00:15:58,120 handle that. This is when the instant cut happens, right, and it's 233 00:15:58,159 --> 00:16:03,480 like eleven o'clock and I'm Jesus. The only concern I have is that I 234 00:16:03,679 --> 00:16:07,960 follow the goddamn outline I have. Okay, these are in manageable lines, 235 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:12,240 so too, they are no big chunks. I wrote this in like a 236 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:18,679 very beats manageable way. Yeah, because sometimes I look over there, I'm 237 00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:21,120 like, that's a big paragraph. But this is is bullet pointed. I 238 00:16:21,159 --> 00:16:22,679 like this. That's sober damn base. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. 239 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:26,279 You look over his shoulder to make sure it's like contents format and for 240 00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:34,000 him, so blast opens up several more vats. More than three hundred and 241 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:40,480 twenty thousand gallons of beer are released in a wave that is fifteen feet tall. 242 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:45,080 A fifteen foot tall wave of a little fifteen foot title wave of three 243 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,720 hundred and twenty thousand gallons of beer. I mean you get pitted in a 244 00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:53,879 way that big buddy sound good? Would you serve a beer wave? I 245 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:59,919 mean look at me right now. Yeah, you don't surf. I've served, 246 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:04,039 have you. I'm pretty good serving pretty good? Or I'm pretty good. 247 00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:07,359 Dog. I tell you, tell you about the time I'm served in 248 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:11,359 Jersey, I've served in Florida, I served in fucking Hawaii. Those are 249 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:12,960 those are all the spots. Yeah, did I tell you about the time 250 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,400 I went to Hawaii for my honeymoon and I asked the people for a surfboard 251 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:21,759 and they just look at me and go, no, they really yeah for 252 00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:25,240 real? Yeah, just fucking Paul Rudd was like, you're doing too much. 253 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,720 No. It was just it was at the resort, like I had 254 00:17:27,759 --> 00:17:32,359 like this great like the waves are really good that day. I was like, 255 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,039 yeah, I just want to try surfing, and they were like like 256 00:17:34,079 --> 00:17:37,839 there's no one to teach me or doing and they were just like, no, 257 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:41,920 what do you mean. No, I don't understand if you like understand 258 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:45,279 what a resort is, yes, sir, but even like a here to 259 00:17:45,279 --> 00:17:48,079 what I say. Yeah, they gave me a boogie board and they're like, 260 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:52,559 you can't fucking demo. Dude, God there you can have fun. 261 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:57,400 Child. By the way that those waves like flipped me head over heels, 262 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,880 like you know how like something you know, like, yeah, you're not 263 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,960 the boogiey board. Yeah, I wanted to do it a little bit. 264 00:18:03,079 --> 00:18:07,799 Those well I did. It was fun. But those waves like you know 265 00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:11,400 when in football when when a guy tries to jump someone and he gets hit 266 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:15,480 but he gets caught and just like that dog waves fucked me up. Yeah, 267 00:18:15,559 --> 00:18:19,480 dude, Pacific, my body surfed in white. I just liked that. 268 00:18:19,519 --> 00:18:22,039 This woman, this little woman like looked at me at the little hut 269 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,319 at the resort we were at for a honeymoon, and she was just like 270 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:30,599 no. I actually wrote an entire column in TFM about like just the most 271 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:36,720 like awful thing you can do is the body surfer wave. You just raw 272 00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:38,880 dog like, no board nothing, You just gotta go for it. You 273 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:44,039 just kind of let it carry you. Awesome. You just yeah, you 274 00:18:44,119 --> 00:18:47,519 just ride the wave with your body. I mean, we've also documented. 275 00:18:47,519 --> 00:18:52,279 I used to, especially in college at UCF and we go to Cocoa Beach, 276 00:18:52,319 --> 00:18:55,720 Oh, get fucked up like I am now, and we would go 277 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:59,279 out. I would swim out like a mile, yeah, past the pier. 278 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:03,519 I'm so we're still landlocked right now. If I get sucked up, 279 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:10,680 I want to swim. I want to I can. That is I used 280 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:14,079 to go out like a mile and a half. That's that's honestly more dangerous 281 00:19:14,079 --> 00:19:15,599 than me. Like, man, when I get drunk, I just want 282 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:22,720 to juggle knives. I know. It's like every story, every like every 283 00:19:22,759 --> 00:19:26,640 fraternity like I f C or like Nationals. Thing was like. And then 284 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:32,400 our brother Jimmy swam to the island. He said, just wanted to swim 285 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:40,599 out there and weird to drunk. Quinn Williams, here, we get fucked 286 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,400 up, We go out as far as we could. We were just like, 287 00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:48,000 yeah, just enjoy the fucking water. Quinn Williams. Never tell you 288 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:52,359 about the drunk driving speaker we had in college. It was like this fraternity 289 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:57,519 guy who went on the spring break in the nineties and he was like first 290 00:19:57,599 --> 00:20:00,279 off. I'm one hundred percent positive of that. He was raped in jail. 291 00:20:02,319 --> 00:20:04,319 Spoiler alert, he went to jail. Uh, but we'll get to 292 00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:07,759 that anyway. He saw a man trying to hang himself in jail. I 293 00:20:07,799 --> 00:20:12,000 did, Yeah, that wasn't sweet. I mean, it's a good story. 294 00:20:12,039 --> 00:20:15,200 He's probably dead. Uh he didn't though, dude, I but he 295 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:19,000 turned it around. You think so, dude. That man's name is Steve 296 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:25,039 Balmer. No, that guy's name is Bob Barricade. He's like, you 297 00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:30,319 know what, I'm gonna stop living in these and started selling them. Okay, 298 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:36,200 I need to drink more for these podcasts. It's more fun. But 299 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:40,799 fucking oh. This guy was like he went to jail. So they were 300 00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:45,680 on spring break and he was like, you got real drunk. We all 301 00:20:45,759 --> 00:20:48,599 did. He cried through his speech. And by the way, I have 302 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:52,000 not paid attention to you need to start, he was like. He was 303 00:20:52,039 --> 00:20:56,759 like, I told him I'll finished here. He's like, and they we 304 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:02,119 like drew short straws and and I had to short straw like he like somehow, 305 00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:03,839 like he got decided, he got picked to drive. He was and 306 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:07,480 next thing he knows like he gets in a horrible accident and like half the 307 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:11,759 car dies and he's like I woke up. They wouldn't even once it live, 308 00:21:11,799 --> 00:21:14,079 wouldn't even talk to me. And I was like, what the fuck 309 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:18,759 do they made you drive? Yeah, like they told you to drive and 310 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:21,440 he and he was like it was all by fault, Like I mean it's 311 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,839 a little revault, sure, but it's everyone's fault. Everyone, Like I 312 00:21:25,079 --> 00:21:27,480 know the shot and then make up for it. I missed like right right 313 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:33,400 there. And then also he was like in jail still, jail was bad. 314 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:37,400 I was just like, oh boy, dude, oh shit, like 315 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:41,759 they took he went to fucking jail in Florida. Oh I tell you what, 316 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:45,319 those aren't the ones you want to go to. Like, really, 317 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,000 Florida jail is not cool if you're gonna kill seven of your friends on spring 318 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,839 break, dude, Vermone. No, there is like one jail in particular 319 00:21:51,839 --> 00:21:56,960 in Florida that gets featured in like every like bad jail story that dateline sixty 320 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:03,000 minutes, John Oliver there all it's all the same jail. Like it's so 321 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,559 bad, Jake, shut the fuck up, Okay, I'm just trying to 322 00:22:06,599 --> 00:22:10,000 cover for you. Talk we are twenty four minutes in. I told him, 323 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,039 you can make it. It's twenty You told me to get fucked up, 324 00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:15,319 so I'm gonna get fucked Yeah, that's he's fulfilling required that guy. 325 00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:19,039 I was just like, you deserve to have guilt, but your friends are 326 00:22:19,079 --> 00:22:23,400 assholes. Yeah, everyone that they were like they never forgave me, like 327 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,720 they were part of it. They were part of it. And also like 328 00:22:26,759 --> 00:22:30,400 none of them were wearing their seat belts. He was like I think he 329 00:22:30,519 --> 00:22:33,799 was like the said, every world lived there where the people fuck Joe in 330 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,640 order to make up for power. Give me another shot. No, no, 331 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,599 no, no, give me another show. Keep talking though, I'm 332 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:41,960 done with my story. That's fine, No, it was a great story. 333 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,359 Tell me about tell us about the beer. So, the area in 334 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:53,200 which this brewery was at was called Saint Giles Rookery. Ah, you're familiar 335 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:56,759 with rookeries. That's where the rooks live. Uh. So it's the factory 336 00:22:56,799 --> 00:23:00,160 where they make rooks for chess pieces. Yeah, you know, we have 337 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:04,920 the name. It's pretty obvious. Well, it's a densely populated London slum 338 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:12,079 of cheap housing and tenements inhabited by the poor, destitute, prostitutes, in 339 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:17,920 criminals, aka the Irish. Yeah, yeah, it's where the Irish live. 340 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,880 Oh. I do like to just imagine like a hell and slaggerman just 341 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:23,559 looking up at a fifteen foot wall of beer and just being like, well, 342 00:23:23,559 --> 00:23:26,400 oh, no, dish, what's gonna have me? We's gonna go 343 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:30,279 with some boy. Oh you'll go somewhere, don't he? This this our 344 00:23:30,279 --> 00:23:38,880 fishot of the night something ten minutes dude, we're doing it. Yeah, 345 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,519 we're doing it. I'm all right, let me do a shot out the 346 00:23:41,519 --> 00:23:49,920 fucking peanut. But was driving him, Yeah, sober buzzed a little drunk 347 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,839 and just blacked just I can't no, no, he has to drive home. 348 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,759 So he lives. He thinks he lives close. He lives like thirty 349 00:23:57,799 --> 00:24:02,960 minutes away. I don't think I live close based on my rage every day. 350 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:10,960 It's like two turns. But it's one of those fuck can you live 351 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:17,680 in like Fredericksburg? He doesn't live in Fredericksburg. That's kind that's so far 352 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:23,720 Hson, Tennessee. Yeah, actually, yeah, oh play wagon, Mael. 353 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:30,119 This episode. Let's go. Your neighborhood sucks, dog. You have 354 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:34,440 a fucking like gully in your front yard. You have a goddamn two unit. 355 00:24:34,519 --> 00:24:37,200 They didn't tell us about that when we bought the lot. Believe it 356 00:24:37,319 --> 00:24:40,599 or not, showed up one day when the house was being built and I 357 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:44,920 was like, what the what's this little guy? Yeah, and they were 358 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:51,079 like, oh, that's a sh an open sewer for your yard. I 359 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,440 was like oh. And I turned to Courtney, because she picked a lot 360 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,599 out. I was like, did you know this? And then she lied 361 00:24:56,599 --> 00:25:00,480 and said no, she knew. I know, but I she'd know, 362 00:25:00,559 --> 00:25:02,720 but I like to just assume she was. Yeah, He's like, I 363 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:07,759 just need a house. Yeah, give me one house. You need to 364 00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:15,720 lock this man. So the area of Saint Giles took its name sake from 365 00:25:15,799 --> 00:25:22,000 the chapel in hospital that was built in the twelfth century by Queen Matilda, 366 00:25:22,599 --> 00:25:27,000 who founded the built in for sufferers of leprosy. That's the magic queen, 367 00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:32,599 right, Queen Matilda. Yeah, she had psychic powers. By the way, 368 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:36,599 I just want to Saint Giles looked him up because I love knowing what 369 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:40,680 your patrons. Don't fucking step all over. Oh you know, you got 370 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,640 it? Okay, okay. He's the patron Sate of lepers, but also 371 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:48,880 considered the patron Saint of outcast hobo's and cripples. Do you think the saints? 372 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:53,160 He's the patron saying of just poor people. The little I'm reading it, 373 00:25:53,279 --> 00:25:57,119 he is the patron saint of I told you hobo, poor people, 374 00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:03,839 breast cancer, breastfeeding didn't find breast cancer. Yeah, breast cancer and breastfeeding 375 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:08,200 cancer patients in general. Uh, this is really broad. But disabled people, 376 00:26:08,519 --> 00:26:11,519 whoa This guy's covering a lot of I just told you cripples. Okay. 377 00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:17,240 Uh, he's the patron saint of people who are afraid of the dark. 378 00:26:18,319 --> 00:26:21,839 What are you do they get a saint? I am not octophobic. 379 00:26:22,559 --> 00:26:26,119 Are are you afraid of the dark? No? I love the show though. 380 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:30,440 And then he's also the patron saying of horses. Oh man, shit, 381 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,200 how is there not a Saint Giles in Okalla? Right? And he's 382 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:41,640 the patron saint of sterility. He's the patron saying of like like like Dan 383 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:45,880 said, He's the patron saying of hoboes, patron saying of breast cancer, 384 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:49,319 patron saint of breastfeeding, patron saying of all disabled people, patron saying of 385 00:26:49,319 --> 00:26:53,759 if you're afraid of the dark, patron saying of forests, patron saint of 386 00:26:53,839 --> 00:26:57,640 horses, leopards, just pulling the shit out of hats. Bro poor people. 387 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,599 It's literally just as poor people on this by the way. And then 388 00:27:00,759 --> 00:27:04,039 if you can't, if your sperm don't work, start spacing the shots out. 389 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:07,119 Well, I need a shot. You can't take ten shots in an 390 00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:18,039 hour and you are at you are literally halfway there. Oh yeah, I 391 00:27:18,079 --> 00:27:25,079 bet, I bet, dude, I fucking There's always been connections of unclean 392 00:27:25,319 --> 00:27:32,079 cleanliness and ill health with Saint Giles, and it was widely thought that the 393 00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:38,680 first victim of the Great Plague lived in the parish. Okay, so this 394 00:27:38,759 --> 00:27:45,039 is this is going back hundreds of year. That's some institutionalized bullshit. They're 395 00:27:45,079 --> 00:27:49,119 like, oh, they started the plague. They're like, yeah, it 396 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:55,319 started there. Yeah, the way of a porter rushed through the narrow lanes 397 00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:59,440 and swept away everything in its path. Oh what do they think this one? 398 00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:06,960 What? There's the right one. The flood reached George Street in New 399 00:28:07,039 --> 00:28:14,079 Street in minutes, and with no drainage on the city streets, it flooded 400 00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:18,680 the basements of tenement houses and caused them to collapse. Whoa, this is 401 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,079 why what do you what do they call? Uh? How do they fucking 402 00:28:22,319 --> 00:28:26,319 dress up shitty basement apartments garden level or something like that. I think they 403 00:28:26,319 --> 00:28:30,200 call it garden level or something like in New York where you go downstairs. 404 00:28:30,279 --> 00:28:33,240 Ye. Yeah, yeah, they call it garden level apartments, not sidewalk 405 00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:37,359 view. Yeah. So if you everyone in their garden level apartments just drowns 406 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:42,119 where they are in fucking porter, which at the very least unlike water. 407 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:48,039 Do you think you drunkenly pass out before you even died, like you just 408 00:28:48,039 --> 00:28:51,640 be like knocked out from it. I don't think it goes that fast. 409 00:28:52,359 --> 00:28:56,279 No, probably not. I don't think it goes that fast like this, 410 00:28:56,519 --> 00:29:02,000 got the guy. You have to match me, go go. All you 411 00:29:02,039 --> 00:29:04,359 have to do is pass out and you goddamn trailer. So, dude, 412 00:29:04,359 --> 00:29:08,240 the stink you just put that in Q from a Woterman. No, I 413 00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:11,720 fucking appreciate Joel. I love Joel. You gave me a half shot, 414 00:29:11,759 --> 00:29:15,640 though, Doug, that's a full shot. That classes are bigger than normal. 415 00:29:15,759 --> 00:29:19,359 Yeah, the shot classes, what are you doing? Don't do that? 416 00:29:21,279 --> 00:29:23,799 Well? Listen, I promise the people will power hour. We're gonna 417 00:29:23,799 --> 00:29:29,599 give him so much more. I have to deliver. This is my goddamn 418 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,400 promise, Jake, did you do twenty one shots on your twenty first birthday? 419 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,720 I did a lot of shots on my twenty first birthday. I did 420 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,200 well, Like we did not do twenty one shots. Did a lot of 421 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,559 shots. I don't know how many. But what I'm saying is, what 422 00:29:40,599 --> 00:29:45,440 I'm saying is I did my twenty one shots on accident in about two and 423 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,319 a half hours. Fucking we're trying to do this in an hour. But 424 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,920 what I'm saying, he is on pace for what I did on my twenty 425 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,319 first birthday, which was did not end well. No, mine didn't either, 426 00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:00,200 dude, I plan on this not ending well. Right, Oh, 427 00:30:00,279 --> 00:30:03,319 let's go. This is anyway. A thousand reviews, Thank you, we 428 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:10,920 love you, We love you, guys. Half a bottle of peanut butter 429 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:15,319 whiskey. We're at like, I don't know's it's been thirty three minutes. 430 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:19,319 Yeah, you've had like for five beers, like half a bottle whiskey. 431 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:26,480 You know this is gonna get to uh fucking breathalyzer race levels of It's there, 432 00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:29,799 dude, we should do that though. All right, So a thousand, 433 00:30:29,839 --> 00:30:33,640 all right, a thousand reviews. I'm not a thousand patrons. We 434 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,640 did a thousand reviews, Yeah, a thousand patrons. I will get a 435 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:41,240 tattoo of Topsy the Elephant all my body within this year. You have to 436 00:30:41,319 --> 00:30:45,000 we have to get it within this year, Topsy specifically being electrocuted. Yes, 437 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,079 yeah, the design I'll get No, No, it'll be probably. 438 00:30:48,319 --> 00:30:51,480 I think you should get the actual as close to the photo as possible. 439 00:30:51,519 --> 00:30:53,359 I will. Oh yeah, I'll probably get marked out two artist us on 440 00:30:53,440 --> 00:31:00,440 my entire sleeve. Maybe inside I'll probably go Topsy getting electricuted a little bit 441 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:04,079 more realistic on my arm. If we get to a thousand reviews or patrons 442 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:08,279 within the year, but also if we get to a fucking too, if 443 00:31:08,279 --> 00:31:14,599 we get to two thousand reviews within this year, we're doing the breathalyzer race. 444 00:31:14,839 --> 00:31:18,039 Okay in this year? Yeah? Sure? Do you want me flying? 445 00:31:18,279 --> 00:31:21,119 Yes? Okay, you're not off the hook? Oyster farmer? Yeah, 446 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,680 I'm sorry. Alright, So if you don't know, Jay's maybe gonna 447 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,079 be an oyster farmer. We'll see what was the hell of this week ago? 448 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:30,160 Jake might leave us to go shucking, which is not a Jewish Jewish 449 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,599 pejorative I'm using right now. No, it doesn't even sound like one realist. 450 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,880 But bye, okay, it's an m away. I mean my eventual 451 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:42,920 goal is moved to Florida. So I'm gonna Jake will be involved. He's 452 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:48,599 gonna follow a boy. I hellove Florida, Rob. We have we have 453 00:31:48,599 --> 00:31:53,000 to convince move to Florida, dude, Okay, come to the Sunshine State, 454 00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:56,319 the Gunshine State. There's no state that is. I mean, we 455 00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:01,799 get to five thousand reviews and five thousand and patrons, then yeah, whatever 456 00:32:01,839 --> 00:32:06,440 you want Florida. Yeah, if you if you get us the five thousand 457 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,440 patrons from this request, we'll do whatever the fun you want. Yeah, 458 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:12,880 we'll just do nasty ship for you. Yeah. Yeah, I'll fucking jerk 459 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,759 off on camera. You don't need us to do that. Do we have 460 00:32:15,799 --> 00:32:22,000 to be in only dance dot com? I'm buying that. I'm buying that 461 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:27,400 you are in theory upload a normal podcast to only fans. Oh, misshion 462 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,799 a copy. You told me you get fed up? Yeah, I know, 463 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:35,000 I love it. What happened with the beer Man. Nobody cares about 464 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,759 the Nobody cares about the shoes. I feel like, do you remember in 465 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:44,200 Scottsdale when it was just me and Uh dude, Yeah, I heard an 466 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,799 episode about Roswell that did knocko. I got fucked up. We've got highest 467 00:32:47,839 --> 00:32:52,000 ship. It's just ripped. It's on Patroon by the way. Yeah, 468 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,480 that's a Patreon episode. This is for the fans. Who's our sponsor? 469 00:32:54,559 --> 00:33:00,400 This week gonna be like this one? Don't count? No, this is 470 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:06,000 better. Fuck. I have no idea where I am in this fucking no 471 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,319 ship. Bro. It's okay, No, it's fine, Storry here we 472 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,960 go, start over, just go from the top, all right. So 473 00:33:12,079 --> 00:33:17,839 I think we're here, right. So the flood reach those streets, Residents 474 00:33:17,839 --> 00:33:23,880 scaled tables and furniture to try and save themselves from drowning or being swept away. 475 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:30,920 In one of the houses, Mary Banfield and her four year old daughter, 476 00:33:30,359 --> 00:33:35,359 Oh manna, I'm so glad this is taking place in England right now. 477 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,519 See the names aren't quite the hurdle today. I know. It's not 478 00:33:38,079 --> 00:33:42,359 fucking China. Yeah you should. Thank god you're not doing a beer flood 479 00:33:42,359 --> 00:33:49,319 there. Yeah. And uh, they just sat down for tea when the 480 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:54,680 flood hit. Both were unfortunately killed. All right, Yeah, it doesn't 481 00:33:54,680 --> 00:34:02,599 sound like you live through that for Tea. You great commercial for Porter, 482 00:34:02,759 --> 00:34:09,719 though it just also hungry. An Irish wake was being held for a two 483 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:15,360 year old boy who had died the previous day. Now, I think I 484 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:19,400 solve the mystery of how this really happened, and I'm gonna go. I'm 485 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:24,639 gonna go to my old well here irishmen had just gotten back from India bought 486 00:34:24,639 --> 00:34:30,920 a monkey paw from a street vendor. Classic always happens. Said, there's 487 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:34,320 not enough beer in the world for me to and for me to be able 488 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,400 to tolerate this way, with this old with this little old boy there. 489 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,119 Oh, I don't know how much beer I'd need, but I need as 490 00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:42,599 much beer as you can give me, Lord, to suffer through this. 491 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,000 And then you'd have to fill the streets with beer. Monkey paw. Yeah, 492 00:34:46,199 --> 00:34:55,719 curl easy. The mother and Seville and four mourners were killed. Yeah. 493 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,880 Oh, I mean the mom was kind of probably fine with it to 494 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,639 be. That's not a funeral. Yeah, you have a two year old 495 00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:06,280 die. Yeah, although back then we'll finish this case. By the end 496 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:13,480 of the episode, I should no, the thirst has overtaking them. He 497 00:35:13,559 --> 00:35:15,760 belongs to them. I feel what other children died. Yeah, it's all 498 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:23,800 us more thankfully. It's eighteen hundreds, so like, who gives a fuck 499 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:30,360 about everyone's dead? You don't even know. Yeah, there's no point, 500 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:34,079 there's no there's no child that can be like, oh oh no, it 501 00:35:34,159 --> 00:35:37,920 isn't that horrible Like in the eighteen hundreds. It's got a Tony Ann Sullivan 502 00:35:37,159 --> 00:35:42,960 and her fucking four mourners. Dad, thank you, Joe. This is 503 00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:49,519 fully gone off the rails at this point. Everybody is good. God. 504 00:35:49,599 --> 00:35:54,840 I could have done this in post probably, but I really can't do this. 505 00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,239 No, you have to end it, end it, and it ended 506 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:04,639 no seriously, and the song. If you're a first time listener and you're 507 00:36:04,679 --> 00:36:09,119 still here, I nen' it's never I can't stress enough it jet just go 508 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:13,639 listen to a real episode. This is this is for him, this is 509 00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:15,000 no, it's not for me, just for everyone. This is a deep 510 00:36:15,039 --> 00:36:20,000 cut. Yeah, this for everybody that's like a fucking hardcore the podcast. 511 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:23,639 Either way. I mean, the fan fans are gonna love them. Oh 512 00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:30,000 yeah, that's gonna be their favorite episode. Interview. I was like, 513 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:38,400 man, I've been like, go heiring enough, you want wrestle. I 514 00:36:39,079 --> 00:36:43,360 swear to god. I didn't want to say anything because I should have written 515 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,199 it down. I didn't want to say anything because I knew this was gonna 516 00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,360 happen. But in my head earlier today, I was like, I should 517 00:36:47,519 --> 00:36:51,440 think about what to wear in case Dan tries to wrestle. Dude, there 518 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,280 was a reason I'm wearing shorts and like, yeah, Like I was like, 519 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:58,199 I shan't say he's gonna throw that out there. I'm like, I'm 520 00:36:58,199 --> 00:37:01,519 we're in athletic sneakers. Just like like I told you in the pitch On 521 00:37:01,599 --> 00:37:06,960 episode where Jared was trying to make me find everyone when he was drunk. 522 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:12,719 I'm a beastful man. You're like, uh, I mean I could end 523 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,119 you. I could fuck you up. You like those fucking could end your 524 00:37:16,159 --> 00:37:20,840 life? Lord? You like those memes where it's like I studied the way 525 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,519 of the Blade, but I don't want to use it or what I'm not 526 00:37:22,679 --> 00:37:32,039 fucking the ear Prahashka now registered weapons. Yeah, the Karate kids, Yeah, 527 00:37:32,079 --> 00:37:37,559 anyway, other children. The results in Tunnle Wave also took out the 528 00:37:37,599 --> 00:37:49,199 wall of Tavastock Arms pub, trapping and instantly killing teenager servant Eleanor Cooper, 529 00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:57,000 who had been washing pots and outdoor water pump behind the wall. So it 530 00:37:57,079 --> 00:38:00,239 killed like the servant girl who barely had a job. She was like, 531 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,280 they killed a slave. Yeah, I mean she was just like, well, 532 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:07,559 there be no prostituting for me. I've forgot a nice little good laughe. 533 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:12,239 I want to work, honest, get to America. Nope, wall 534 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:19,360 of beer. That's done. Flattened, flattened in all. Eight women and 535 00:38:19,559 --> 00:38:24,440 children perish in the disaster. That's definitely the funniest part. Eight women and 536 00:38:24,519 --> 00:38:29,199 children. Yeah, I mean there was a smile on your face the whole 537 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,079 time you said that. You were giggling. It's just just like a four 538 00:38:32,159 --> 00:38:36,760 year old girl like Mommy, what's happening? And the mom doesn't know. 539 00:38:37,679 --> 00:38:45,400 However, survived well, yeah, although severely we're badly injured. I'll take 540 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:51,400 another shot. What is this? I don't want this, Jake to okay, 541 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,519 I just can't do cheese. Oh you can't? Yeah? Yeah, 542 00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:59,679 you don't want to put any poison in your body? No, no, 543 00:38:59,679 --> 00:39:01,519 no, I don't want them eating cheese after drinking all this ship and getting 544 00:39:01,519 --> 00:39:04,679 in my car. Are you fucking kidding? I'm not gonna throw up in 545 00:39:04,679 --> 00:39:07,920 your car. It's fine. I feel fine. He's not that No. 546 00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:15,960 I can't even let you feel drunk. Well, I feel like I'm sorry 547 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,880 for the people that came here for the bower. I wish I could drink 548 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:22,199 every minute, but it would also Yeah, you really let them down, 549 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:27,480 just really in the episode. You really let the people down that wanted to 550 00:39:27,519 --> 00:39:30,760 hear you drunk. I feel like I've done like how many shouts that much 551 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:36,199 on this We've going about five or six Joel in a thirty five minute span. 552 00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:40,920 Give me the shot, Joel, I swear to god, Joel's in 553 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:45,880 the bathroom. I take it down, take it dump. I might need 554 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,800 to pee at some point, if you need to do that, I'm fine, 555 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:52,039 we're on the mic. I know you are. Go pee. No, 556 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,760 we're gonna try to make it through it. I think they're here for 557 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,159 the train wreck. Yeah, yeah, they might be here for the train 558 00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,760 wreck at this point. Again, if this, if you're a first time 559 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:05,239 listener, run away from this episode. I'm very drunk. Yeah nothing, 560 00:40:05,599 --> 00:40:07,280 yeah, no, ship, bro, you just house like six shots in 561 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:12,199 forty minutes. We're about to do us. Sound a shot? You know 562 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,639 what? You had a fucking gun full of tequila right there, and you're 563 00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:20,199 whining for don't don't, make a mix. It's not good though. This 564 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:24,360 is bad tequila. I hate where that bottle is right now, I hate 565 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:30,159 it. Sorry, oh my god. I honestly, at this point I 566 00:40:30,159 --> 00:40:32,559 would rather him take the shot than hear him scream for the shot. So 567 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,480 I think I need to be fucked up by the end of this episode, 568 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:43,639 absolutely completely fuck up. You were there the drunkest. The only time you 569 00:40:43,679 --> 00:40:46,480 knew the drunk. The only time I've ever seen you drunker is when I 570 00:40:46,519 --> 00:40:51,119 had to stop your first night in Austin. I had to stop the bouncers 571 00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:55,280 from Blind Pig from literally for literally throwing you out. First off, it 572 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:59,840 is the third night. I had to be like, Dan, they're about 573 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,760 to throw you out. I'm gonna walk you out. They want to, 574 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:06,719 they want to physically escort you out. No, that was my third night 575 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:14,159 in Nausen. I was twenty three and I was asking for it. I 576 00:41:14,159 --> 00:41:17,000 don't have a bouncer in my car, man, So like, there's a 577 00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:21,840 shot, Joel, take it to the shot. That's your fucking fault, 578 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,960 asshole. I'm bringing you deserve every fucking shot your cake, motherfucker. Yeah, 579 00:41:25,039 --> 00:41:30,119 dude, suck my dickco Actually, yeah, you're right. Unsucked my 580 00:41:30,159 --> 00:41:32,800 dick. Thank you, Joel, thank you for giving me a taco. 581 00:41:34,119 --> 00:41:39,519 Give you taco. Give you like a piece of case, the entire taco. 582 00:41:39,599 --> 00:41:45,079 I just ate next to you like a fucking Gordiina crunch. I got 583 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:50,320 it was the Nacho Supreme, or it was the Dorito loco taco. That's 584 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:55,519 pretty good. Yeah, I was get this man some cheese. I don't 585 00:41:55,519 --> 00:42:06,760 want cheese. I'm fucking last thousand tolerant in all, eight women and children, 586 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:14,480 Paris and disaster. All inside the brewery survived, although several were badly 587 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:22,559 injured. Three workers were rescued from the waist high liquid. Another was litter 588 00:42:22,679 --> 00:42:30,440 pooled from the little rubble. Okay, all this free beer led two hundreds 589 00:42:30,519 --> 00:42:37,360 of people scooping up the liquid in whatever continuers they could. Absolutely hell yeah, 590 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,559 Also, I mean what I mean, the dead person in it. 591 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:44,559 They're not't been dead long enough to like fester, Yeah yeah, to like 592 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:49,360 contaminate. Yeah No, they're they're fresh man. They're good for a minute. 593 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:59,840 So it resorted to the these people just drinking there and then there wasn't. 594 00:43:00,199 --> 00:43:07,559 Unconfirmed reports though, however, of a ninth death from let me guess, 595 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:14,559 drinking too much some days later from an alcohol poisoned man. What an 596 00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:19,159 episode I have. I feel like I have to die now. You can 597 00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,920 keep sipping beer, but you are cut off from shots. Yeah, I 598 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,440 don't care if you sip beer. Bro, don't take any more fucking shots. 599 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:27,920 You've taken too many. Like that's a lot of fucking shit's actually too 600 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:35,599 many shots. You are glowing, you are so drunk. I think we 601 00:43:35,679 --> 00:43:40,719 might come with shiny. I think this might be it is shiny is shiny? 602 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:44,920 Okay, don't sleep on your back tonight. Yeah. Actually, I'm 603 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:49,039 like, I feel like I take you to get coffee. After this coffee, 604 00:43:49,119 --> 00:43:52,719 get him? Get him a fucking uh you no, like a you 605 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,480 don't give a smart water or whatever. Okay, that's that's a bit here 606 00:43:55,840 --> 00:44:00,679 here, drink drink, drink some water while joelhan to you this shot? 607 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:07,360 What happened to the people? I don't know? Dog? All right? 608 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,519 Fine? Like this, I have no idea where I am. I have 609 00:44:10,559 --> 00:44:15,480 to find where. I have to figure out where I The titlest episode is 610 00:44:15,519 --> 00:44:22,519 We're so sorry and thank you and thank you or thank you and we're sorry. 611 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:27,320 No, this is a good episode. I'm so sorry for you to 612 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:35,480 edit it. I mean I have to episode this or like edit this regardless. 613 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:40,199 Yeah, he's gonna give. Do you actually have to edit it right 614 00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:47,000 after this? I know? Actually you can't do ship. Joe. Just 615 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:55,079 feed me the shot. No, this is my last shot. I will 616 00:44:55,159 --> 00:45:01,239 do this right now, last last. No, I'll here for one more. 617 00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:07,800 No. I will always yell for one more. But okay, last 618 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:14,719 one. Check one check God, here we go, I mean, there 619 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:19,400 we go. He's been He's a father, I'm a father. Rip it. 620 00:45:21,559 --> 00:45:24,840 I god that I fell out. There was ever a day to subscribe 621 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:31,000 to our YouTube YouTube dot com slash software history. They just searched way more 622 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:36,320 of a visual episode. Guys. Yeah, they they They deserve it. 623 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:42,079 I'm just trying to steal everyone know. They goddamn shot, don't Joe. 624 00:45:43,559 --> 00:45:47,360 I have to give like it's been a it's been thirty so it's fine. 625 00:45:47,519 --> 00:45:52,800 I just want one more shot. Oh my god, he dropped it. 626 00:45:52,159 --> 00:45:57,119 Yeah, just give me another shot, Give me another shot. I will 627 00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:02,960 explain the rest of this fucking flood and the fourteen. If I find out 628 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:09,039 you died tomorrow, I'm gonna feel really negligent. Honestly, it's I'm honestly 629 00:46:09,159 --> 00:46:15,119 not my fault and it's not your fault. Rob. If if I die, 630 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:20,239 I didn't hear it's not your fault, Jake, Jake. If I'm 631 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,679 having a future into this playing in court as my lawyers like, as you 632 00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:28,000 can clearly see, can I the victim, the victims, the folk of 633 00:46:28,159 --> 00:46:30,280 claims that it is not my client's fault. I'm telling you right now, 634 00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:35,039 funk off, Rob, as your parents are just crying, and the fucke 635 00:46:35,119 --> 00:46:39,000 they also he's he's an adult man. Can I give you my fucking permission 636 00:46:39,039 --> 00:46:43,440 right now? No? I mean literally, I don't think legally you can 637 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:47,280 consent to anything right now. I can because literally hear me, wait let 638 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:51,679 him cook. No, no, Rob, literally, I have life insurance 639 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:55,480 and it's all going to you and your fucking family. Oh thank you, 640 00:46:58,199 --> 00:47:04,079 he is. Yes, that's some. It's in fucking recording. Yeah, 641 00:47:04,119 --> 00:47:13,079 give me a shot. Yes, yes, I do. This show would 642 00:47:13,079 --> 00:47:15,960 pay for my kids college one way or another. Rob's gonna start being like, 643 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,559 hey, we got some kerosene out back. You want that, you 644 00:47:19,599 --> 00:47:22,719 want stiff fas ship, you don't have some gas, bro, Alright, 645 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,679 So I told Joel I want to do the episode like this earlier I'm doing 646 00:47:24,679 --> 00:47:27,639 it like this. Fuck it. Yeah, that's where we're at. Now, 647 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,199 drive me home. No, no, Joel, you do too much 648 00:47:31,199 --> 00:47:37,800 already. Oh no, fucking Jake to go Jakes the airport at five thirty. 649 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,480 And by that I mean fucking Jake has to go to the fucking airport 650 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:44,519 at three thirty. All right, So who is uh what else we have 651 00:47:44,599 --> 00:47:46,320 left here? I think we're at the about at the end of the story. 652 00:47:46,519 --> 00:47:52,119 I think so. I hope so, uh, because I have like 653 00:47:53,840 --> 00:48:01,119 better page left here? We are? So the beer flood, eight women 654 00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:13,239 and children parish in a disaster. All inside the brewery survive, although several 655 00:48:13,559 --> 00:48:21,320 were badly injured. Three workers were rescued from the waste high liquid, and 656 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:25,800 another later put a life from rubble. I have a question about that, 657 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:31,079 about the what you just said, don't don't do this, don't do this. 658 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:37,800 Do you remember saying it ten minutes ago? You definitely did this because 659 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,559 you already read that. You've read eight women and children perish like four times. 660 00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:44,840 Fucking rehash. Okay, it's a recap, got it, it's a 661 00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:50,719 rehash because we were fucking like not on scheduled. Okay, Well, yeah, 662 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,280 there's I don't think there's a schedule. There's no trains coming man. 663 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:58,719 All in all, there was about nine victims, right yeah, because the 664 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:06,880 died of what ails? You you thought alcohol poison How'd you know? Because 665 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:15,159 you the Knights, we died about goal poisoning. Days later, Watchman Ditch 666 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:22,519 charged people a penny or two to see the ruins of the vats, and 667 00:49:22,599 --> 00:49:31,039 the visitors came in their hundreds to witness the spectacle. A stream of hunters 668 00:49:31,519 --> 00:49:40,880 pay their respect and donated pennies and chillings to pay for their victims funerals. 669 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:51,920 The Brewers eventually taken to the court over the accident. Disaster was ruled to 670 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:58,840 be acts of God. What I believe that they ruled it, But I 671 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,320 believe it is an act of God. Wasn't the thing? Wasn't it was 672 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:08,199 the metal? Not look at me, yep, taking another show. He's 673 00:50:08,199 --> 00:50:12,519 gone from scream to whisper, back and forth so many times, and it's 674 00:50:12,559 --> 00:50:16,119 like, I know exactly how drunk that is. I know I've drunk that. 675 00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:22,400 I'm so excited to see you tomorrow. God, I have I do 676 00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:29,079 so much for this fucking studio. You do nothing. Rob the fact that 677 00:50:29,119 --> 00:50:37,719 you make as much money as you do is insane. You owe me, 678 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:43,480 you you owe me, but I did put you as the beneficiary on my 679 00:50:43,559 --> 00:50:46,719 life. In sure, it's follow but you owe me. I'm gonna give 680 00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:52,760 it to him, for sure. But like if I fucking die, Yeah, 681 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:57,519 you needna have my fucking money. That said. In the meantime. 682 00:50:57,639 --> 00:51:01,440 In the meantime, dog, you don't do that much. Oh my god, 683 00:51:02,199 --> 00:51:07,639 you owe me everything. But I mean, like, what else is 684 00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:10,800 left in the story. Yeah, not the eight women and children, not 685 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:15,480 the people A page left, There's not I could see that. There's none 686 00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:21,199 of the page was like the last paragraph. Man, let me what else 687 00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:22,639 is going on? Because right now I just want to know. I gotta 688 00:51:22,679 --> 00:51:27,079 like go home too at some point, Well, you have to give me 689 00:51:27,119 --> 00:51:30,440 a fucking ride. I know, I know you're gonna go to your fucking 690 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:35,960 oyster far in work. I can't even stress enough. Like he was pretty 691 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,639 sober when this episode started, stone cold, like I was cold. I 692 00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:45,079 was pretty fucking like buzzed bright. Now I'm fucked up. Yeah, I 693 00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:51,400 can admit I am fucked up right now. You don't have to not admit. 694 00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:57,719 I'm a man, I'm forty, and I'm I'm thirty three in May. 695 00:51:58,119 --> 00:52:04,280 But yeah, yeah, yeah, well in the show with the shot 696 00:52:04,559 --> 00:52:10,360 and also just get us and also no, it's done. The brewery was 697 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:15,920 eventually taking the court. Yep, we know. Yeah a god acting god 698 00:52:16,079 --> 00:52:21,800 acting god. Yeah, disasters ruled act of God. How do we know? 699 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:29,719 How'd you know? Dug finished the show? Dude? So so sorry 700 00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,480 if you're still here and the first time listener, but I'm not even sorry 701 00:52:32,519 --> 00:52:36,079 at this point anymore. You are, you're a soldier. It's an hour. 702 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:42,360 You record the ads tomorrow. Yes, we're doing out. We're doing 703 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:46,400 fucking ads right now. We can't. 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No, Like what 780 00:58:20,519 --> 00:58:22,039 happened on the last paragraph. You were on the last paragraph? Who's today 781 00:58:22,119 --> 00:58:30,559 is hitler? Jake? My votes for Joel? Actually, my votes for 782 00:58:30,679 --> 00:58:35,480 you, dude. You're a hitler today. Man, it's you. It's 783 00:58:35,559 --> 00:58:37,800 you. It's here, you bitch, Okay, yeah, you know you're 784 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,760 right. Yeah, it's me. I can tell you what I learned today. 785 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:57,519 Nothing. Nothing that our listeners are saints if they come back, get 786 00:58:57,559 --> 00:59:00,960 the goldie, like end the episode. Oh honestly, just go on brand 787 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:05,960 and do it. Suck my dick, Jake, you just got saw soo