Hello everybody, and welcome to Rose Pricks. Monroe is super excited because Monroe's
like, finally you guys are going to talk about the real housewives of Beverly
Hills. I have thoughts. He has a lot of thoughts and feelings,
a lot of feelings. But can I just do a macro note about housewives
before we even get into it? Yes, of course. Can we let
Merce rest in peace? This poor man, this poor man and his ashes
being carried around for ten years, which we don't even know exactly when he
passed. I don't know why she has them for ten years, that she's
carrying him around. But like, imagine if you're a ghost, like if
you had my ashes, I think it would be crazy if like it was
a venu went on a reality show and you made it like a three part
plot point and then everyone made jokes about how the ashes when they like blow
in the wind, which ashes do I've spread ashes before. They always do
blow back into your mouth. It's a thing. But like mrs is like
a joke. Now, like let merse rest and I bet if we talk
to Merce, I bet he hardly even knew Sutton. That's what I think
that I think that's yeah, but why does she have the these ashes?
I don't know, she can have all of his ashes. I don't remember
if they they probably said that at one point, but like, I'm sure,
like all of us, we fast forwarded through a lot of this.
We're like, I can't sit here with them anymore. She has a lot
of ashes, and she has little baggies for each person she separated them out.
Oh she has Yeah, that was the thing too, too, Like
if you're like, oh, it's all about mercall, but but it's also
about my marriage. It's also about the loss of my marriage and oh yes,
my dad. Well, Merse ended up taking third place in what was
going on. It was like her dad, her marriage, her dad,
and then Merse. I'm like, how did merce get hurt? And when
was this divorce becau See, I guess sometimes we'd forget. But Sun's been
on for a while and she's been split from this guy the whole time,
right, So I'm not saying, you know, she should be. I'm
sure divorces are very difficult. I know breakups for me are difficult, but
like it's probably made a little easier if you're given three hundred thousand dollars a
month in spousal support. I would think, Well, so the one thing
that I'll give her is that they weren't they together since she was like fourteen
or something. Oh was she fourteen? I guess. I mean she's known
him since she was fourteen, like somehow high school sweetheart, the whole thing.
I don't think he was rich yet. I don't know, I get
it, but yeah, it her personality. Everything is so I don't want
to say hypocritical, that's not a but inconsistent. She's the most inconsistent.
Like one day something's really bothering her, and then the next day like she's
crazy and cuckoo and like hypersexual, and then the next you know, it's
just weird. I think it could be an editing. I think part of
it's an editing issue, you know what I mean, Like we're not seeing
her exactly every twenty four hours, so I think she's just she gets into
these moods and yeah, but you're right, Like, whether it's her personality
or the editing, Yeah, who is she? Because sometimes I kind of
like her? So she did a tribute someone posted this online. Did you
see her? Like? I think it's a TikTok with somebody where she I
believe sings about Toby Keith when Toby Keith died. Oh no, I think
she's like and somebody wrote like, of course she's a Toby Keith fan.
Like, of course, because you know he wasn't rest in peace, Toby.
But yeah, that's some issue with So. Yeah, there's a lot
going on that I don't understand. I don't know if that was like some
sure joke. I don't know. I do know when Toby Keith passed by
the way, I worked for KZLA at the country station when he was just
up and coming, right before he got famous. We interviewed him many times.
He was the nicest, like humble. He was a fun dude.
I loved when he came in and something changed. It's amazing what fame will
do. Like he just completely changed his entire personality in five years. But
I did the thing that I hate that people do that when you know,
when someone dies, everyone looks for a picture with them so they can post
it and be part of that story. So I did that, but I
couldn't find one. Oh you couldn't. I couldn't find one. I actually
texted my program director from that time, who I'm still pretty good friends with,
And I was just like, I don't have any pictures from KZLA.
Did that even happen? Did that any because it was before iPhone and was
before digital cameras, so it's like we really just but we had a professional
photographer after every guest, Like we had Paul Cartney in there. It was
a major, you know, radio morning show, And I don't have a
single photo with any of these people. And he was like, yeah,
I can't find mine either. I don't know what happened there. Oh interesting
anyway, all right, that was a side note. Okay, So I
have a macro note as well, though, and it is that I every
time I start to like one of them, I start to hate them back
again because what I don't care about shoes? Why? Why do is that?
Like? Is it part of the thing? Is that why they're hired?
Like do you wear Jimmy shoes? I don't care about Jimmy Choo's shoes?
Like there was so much fucking shoe talk on this episode. I don't
care. I buy all my shoes at DSW and I rarely ever buy shoes
or if I need a new pair of sneakers because to walk the Dog,
I go to Big five and get what's on sale. I can't imagine spending
thousands of dollars on a pair of shoes. I can't. I get that.
That's like a Sex and the City kind of thing. But that's but
Sex and the City is not a reality show. Like, I don't know
how you think that, Like with everything going on in the world, that's
going to make me feel sorry for you somehow. This has always been an
issue with the Beverly Hills franchise because you compare it to other places, and
they all have their own issues because New York, you know, they just
aged out the original the og New York. They just got so out of
touch in different ways, like slightly racist, alcohol issues, you know,
other stuff. But Beverly Hills has always been and it kind of makes sense.
It's kind of a good sampling of Beverly Hills, Like it's the most
shallow, yeah, you know, and it's always been about like C and
B. Seen just shocking to me that Dallas didn't work. They just cast
it. They just cast it wrong. Dallas would have been an amazing Housewives
franchise, but they just got the worst wrong people they could have possibly gotten
and it just didn't work right. That's a lot of that too, a
lot of the Jimmy Chia, Hello love I you're talking to you don't know
how we're supposed to have empathy for any of them, like I guess this
episode we're supposed to have a little empathy towards Erica, But I hate her
so much. She's the worst. I actually made a note to apologize to
you because we've had this conversation for the last few weeks. Roun. I'm
like, I don't know, I know, but I think she's just playing
a villain on TV and she's funny and like good TV. I hated her
so much this episode. We'll get to that because I had a lot to
say about Erica. She's a night mare. Okay, so they're on there's
more ashes talk, but can we just get to the van where they're talking
about like Andy Cohen being a talk I okay, here's another thing, and
I'm gonna get in trouble. I am going to get in trouble for this.
But I don't understand, Like I don't feel bad for Garcel. Garcel
is always feeling you know, so upset, so like whatever misunderstood, you
know, things people are being racist, calling people up for being Karen's And
then she does this thing that I'm sorry, but that you don't do that
asking Andy. Okay, because so she was the one she was on the
podcast. Is that what you're talking about? He was on her podcast,
right, right, that's right. And she's she's like, are you a
top or bottom? That's just not a thing that you just say to somebody
who's gay, right, I mean, hmm, let me think about this
for a second, because I've asked. I mean, I've asked my dear,
dear lot of close day friends. Okay, but Andy Cohen is not
Garcel's dear friend. Yeah, it's And then she's like bragging about asking him
something that's very personal. I just think for a person who's like constantly going
like, you don't do that, you don't ask that, you don't I
think that's kind of gross. I think she it's like, I think it's
like the rules don't apply to her. That's interesting. I'm I'm gonna I
hear you. I'm gonna push back a little bit because because the whole nature
of the Housewife show and Andy Cohen is the puppet ma. You know,
I think it's sort of turned around his fair play a little bit on that
I you know what I mean, where everyone has to die, here's drinks,
and you got to go and watch what happens. And he asks me
most inappropriate questions of them. And he's the one who puts himself on the
show. We all said for a long time, like he's the one who
created the show, but he didn't have to be the face and voice of
it. But he insisted on that. I think it was horrible. Yes,
exactly, not me sticking up for Andy Cohen. It's more. This
is more the the stuff that Garcel gets mad at. I'm just like,
well, you would think that she'd be a little more careful sense. Yeah,
I did learn that. I didn't. I'd never heard the expression because
I do know like a lot of otters, like I know all those terms
and stuff. I did not know. The blouse a female top. I
think that was made up like a joke. Oh that was a joke.
I think the guy made it up. Oh funny, the gay guy who
was telling her that. But also, I don't need Erica bragging about like
all the gay terms. I don't know, I just I didn't love it.
Did that didn't It didn't bug me because one time, well I won't
even tell you now because you'll be mad that I won't. Well, one
time, my friend and I we sat at Sunset five, you know,
over like Sunset and Cress and Heights. There's a Starbucks there, and there's
a it's in West Hollywood, and there's a crunch and so it's mostly gay
guys coming in and out, not all. We don't know. We didn't.
We haven't watched, but you know what I'm saying, yes, and
so quietly not to them. But we were just like mm hm top,
bossy bottom, power, bottom power, you know, like we were doing
it as we were just calling it. Well. But that's different than if
if you were like, hey, hey, guys, my friend and I
have some funny questions for you, like are you a top or bottom?
Right? No, I get it, I do. I understand your point.
I do love the expression of bossy bottom though it's very funny. Okay,
So I in this speech, she's giving a speech I was relating to
Sutton. I mean, I was in every aspect. I like that they're
actually showing real things on the show. Even though it got really boring.
I like that they're talking about like suicide and death and letting go. I
mean, it's a nice premise. I just don't know if it's Housewives.
I don't know if it's like two full episodes of Housewives. Yeah, I
thought it was interesting that Garcel Crystal. See. I guess this is the
problem is I'm not liking any of the I don't feel for any of these
people. I think they're all there's nobody to root for in this season.
There has been in previous seasons, and now I'm just like every time I
think i'm like, oh, maybe I'm liking Kyle again this season, that
I'm like, nope. Well, also, I mean I'm not loving any
season or episode. When they get into a prayer circle, which they did
at some point, we're still sort of at the beginning of the episode.
Now they're in a prey like this is like this is finale vibes, you
know, at the end of the like, yeah, finale, and you're
like they're all getting along, and then they give you the chiron of what
everyone's doing. Yes, But then I thought, I check my thing,
like this is the finale, and then there's you know, episodes to come.
I'm like, how is what is this anymore? What are we watching?
I agree? It like cuts to commercial, comes back and they're still
spread ashes spread it. It was like, how long is this going to
go on? Oh? Yeah, they're still there. And also but like
when they're doing their thing, it felt very performative. Like when Crystals thing,
I was like, Okay, there's people walking by and staring and she's
doing a thing where it's like, yeah, I don't care. This is
like it's like you're It's like it gave me the vibe of they think they're
making a movie. Oh my god, and they do. And also then
they each also have to think that they're letting go of I skipped a few,
but Crystals is like, I just have to let go of the fact
that my brother is moving to Taiwan half half a year, not even full
time, no, six months, no, And and she even says,
you know, to get away from me and my mom. Yeah, because
there's a good reason for that. Yeah, She's like, I understand he
needs to, you know, spread his wings. Your brother hates you right
now. I mean, I don't know, none of those people see their
part in anything they're just like, yeah, it's so weird that my brother
just really needs to get away. I mean, I guess I kind of
get it. But her brother's like, Crystal, I hate you right now.
Stop like telling me what to do. You're ruining my life. And
she's like, that's so weird that he doesn't like really want to be around
me right now. Right she could because she legit as no storyline that's hilarious,
Like, I guess it's my brother's gonna go away to Thailand really on
vacation. If I'm honest, it's not even like what And then I didn't
understand Durit's thing was she letting go of PK. I was so confused by
what she said, no idea and also but uh, I know see that
see and I'm with you though, where I was like, Okay, I
kind of want to like this scene, but like, I'm not liking any
of the things that I'm supposed to care about, right And then Erica,
yeah, take it okay, I mean she just so everyone's trying to be
kind of kind and I gotta, you know, take my part in this
and whatever. She goes up there and she's like, I want to let
all the hurt me other bitches, she would say, bitches, but like,
what the fuck girl? Yeah, yeah, you guys really did me
wrong this whole year and you just made my life a living hell. But
I'm going to try to let it go. Yes, I mean at first
I didn't hate it because I was like, at least something interesting is happening
in the scene. At least it's something. But she's I saw a bit
by bit like how genuinely vile she is and how she thinks she's Madonna.
Later in the episode where she's getting her makeup done and she's talking to her
like squad she thinks she's Madonna with her head back like that, Oh my
god, Yes, she's insane. Garcel I felt it was speaking truth.
Though. I do like that garcel standing up to Erica, like, listen,
I'm not going to back down on what we said. We're trying to
hold you accountable, except that she's not that that's hopefully next week but see
it exactly will Yeah, that remains to be seen whether she actually does hold
her accountable. I really liked what Kyle said though, letting go of guilt,
but also like she could have done things differently for her friend, which
I completely understood, and her sister. I don't know if she meant camer
Kathy there. Yeah, I don't know either. I don't know what she's
talking about. Maybe so, but that would be nice. Anna Marie is
so does not belong here through this whole episode. Annas like, yeah,
I'm just gonna try to let go of you know, like what a great
person I am, and you know, just try to even be an even
better person. I guess, you know, I don't know what I could
do. I'm amazing, I know, but something like that, like something
super generic, you know, like, yeah, I'm just going to try
to be happier that she will be there next year. I do not believe
she'll be asked back. I'd be shocked just based on what people nobody like.
There's nobody that's like what I stand her and if they are there like
a bot that she nobody's under her at all. Again, here I wrote,
let merce rest, Please let him rest? What did he do in
his lifetime to deserve this? I know, why don't we get some like
old video of merse right? Well, they did show a little bit,
but I don't know if it was him. They showed her sutton. Yeah,
and there's just like so much filler in this episode. It's just like,
we don't need to see Kyle putting her makeup on and facetiming her kids
who are clearly mad at her right now, right, I do want to
see any of this? And why when we have all these two camera things
of Kyle saying, yeah, my marriage is probably not going to work out,
and we already know it didn't work out. They're not together, so
why do we have to keep having her go? How's mo? Is Mo
alone for dinner? Is somebody like sitting with the first of all, girl,
Well, your whole thing is that Moe is never ever home and he
only travels and he doesn't prioritize you. So I don't understand what that is.
That has to be fake? Oh is Mo for dinner? Does he
have anyone to eat with? Are you serious? Mo has plenty of people
that eat with. I don't worry about that, Kyle. He's fine.
You know, I noticed over the years like they've been splitting for a long
time because Mo is such a pothead. I don't know if we've ever talked
about this, but he doesn't ever even make sense, right, So that
they even then, like season two seasons ago, they'd go to like a
dinner party, whatever, and he would just say the dumbest thing, And
I know that feeling that she could see the look on her face of like
oh my god, what m like they just grew apart in terms of like
pot. I think I think that's what killed it. I think it's likely
and I'm pro hot, yeah, like it wasn't making sense. Remember that
episode where where Denise's husband Aaron was like talking crazy and like conspire theories and
like talking about like I don't know the government following him. And do you
remember how Moa was in that episode? He was so high and then he
even said He's like I'm just really high. I don't know what's going on,
which I think I liked at the time because it was like, oh
my god. But I can't imagine that being I can't see how that would
work in their relationship when she's not like a I'm not saying she didn't smoke,
because remember that was a whole thing that they called her out. I
think it was Lisa Renna. I was like, what you smoke? Pot?
Remember that whole thing. Kyle's like, you don't have to say that
on camera, which is also stupid because you're in California, smoke pot.
Nobody cares, Kyle. It's okay, right, you have to put on
the show. But remember that I think it was Lisa that tried to like
throw her under the bus for no reason. That's an interesting thing. But
yeah, okay, so now they have to dance. Yeah, they have
to freaking and I was like no, and that that also gives me Orange
County vibes, where they're like, okay, ladies, we've got a mud
run. Please, don't want to do activity ease. I don't need just
go to dinner, right, like to fight. Right, but wait,
but before we that's like towards almost the end. Oh but I skipped to
that. Oh that's all I got before that, though, the Crystal apologizes
to Erica. First of all, I don't think that Erica deserves anybody's apology,
and it's making me really bad. Do you remember what that? Wait?
What so Erica's walk. Crystal and Eric are walking together and Crystal goes,
hey, I'm really sorry if I like contributed to your pain. This
is not when they're in their red dresses. Though they've already changed their red
dress. Now this is before that. Basically they're walking down the street and
Crystal and everybody's still I guess you know, because Erica was like, you
bitches tortured me for two years. So then Crystal goes, I'm really sorry
if I contributed to your pain or whatever, and then Erica goes, yeah,
it's really good that Crystal apologized. I mean, you know, nobody
else did, but like, you know, at least Crystal did. I
mean, it was probably like that's kind of hard to do, like that's
that's ballsy, something like apologize to me, but like the rest of these
bitches haven't apologized to me, right, She's freaking out of her mind.
It's insane to me. So then yeah, I just wrote, Yeah,
I can't stand Erica. Why does and why does Crystal keep apologizing? Is
my thing? Like she's made everything okay with Anna Marie, Like we listen,
here's the thing, Crystal, we were counting on you. We started
only liking you when you were like, I'm not going to put up with
this. This woman's bullshitting, and now you've just dropped the ball again.
She's a pleaser, total pleaser. Yeah, yeah, Okay, so now,
yes, red dresses, yeah, Kyle orange suit. Kyle doesn't have
a red dress that works, so she has an orange suit. Nobody cares.
They make it like everybody's gonna all, oh my god, nobody care.
I'm sure everyone skipped a little, so they're they're in the van.
So now's the prenup talk. This felt really fake to me, what about
you? Yeah? It did? It also was. It was a little
surprising though, but Kyle has been sort of this traditional thinks that she should
cook every meal from mo like all that stuff. So I'm not not super
shocked that she would say like she didn't. She never looked at anything she
signed. It's it's possible she got married really early. But I guess so
did Sutton, right, So Sutton's acting like, yeah, these women are
just like not smart with their money. Well, what does that mean,
Like when if Sutton met her guy when they were like kids. Basically,
so she's saying that she got herself an ironclad prenup, Like, is that
I doubt it? Basically she did, though she did, because she even
says she's like, I didn't even know what was happened, and Christian just
called me out of the blue and just said you better at a lawyer,
get yourself a lawyer, and I'm serving you today. There's more to that
story. I do believe there was way more to that story. And obviously
she got a pretty good lawyer. Like whatever happened, they had some kind
of good point app So I don't know. I mean, I think Kyle's
gonna be just fine. I don't think MO. They seem like it's a
it seems like a nice split. If there has to be a split,
it seems cool. He's not gonna like take her to town, you know,
like he's going to take care of her, right. You know what,
I just had a nice positive thought most single, I'm single, MO
single, I dabble in marijuana, uh huh, not a lot, but
like I could make it work, you know what. I feel better.
I won't put a pretty bad mood, but I like that. Okay,
So I guess there's nothing really even to say about this prenup conversation. Yeah,
Kyle's just kind of pleased with it, doesn't care. She's just like,
yeah, I don't know, I just signed shit, which to me
relatable. Yeah, I thought I thought that too. You and I've had
that conversation. You've said that before that I just sort of be like that.
By the third husband, she was no longer like that. John pays
our bills. Everyone's in a great while, like the power gets shut off.
No, I'm just kidding, but like something, every once in a
while, I'm like, there's a letter here that looks very thin, like
a third notice on something, and then John will be like, yeah,
don't worry about it, I got it. I'm like, all right,
And then you you trust that he does. I mean, yeah, I
guess. I mean not because of John, but I wouldn't be I'm so.
I think it's because I've been alone for so long that like I couldn't
even I don't trust anybody to get that shit done, even though I can't
do it for myself. Yeah, John's just always kind of been the one
to do it. So once somebody gets really used to doing stuff. Every
once in a while, there's stuff i'd take care of. I take care
of all of our like any medical stuff comes to me. It's huge because
a lot of those are not regular bills. John pays all of our regular
bills, so all the the car insurance, car paid all that stuff,
just goes is on his bank queue and then I do anything that's like a
new thing that we have to set up that I have to go online and
pay this bill, you know. Anyway, that's more information what I just
thought of. Something when you say, like you're right, when a thin
letter comes from AT and T, you're like, oh, they should do
it the other way. I think if you have like a last you know,
this is your last notice on a bill, which I do get a
lot, they should send it with like an US weekly so you're definitely gonna
open it. You're like, yeah, oh, yeah, okay, I
should pay this, thank you for the gifts. I think that's a good
idea. You should be in like marketing or something or I don't know,
I don't even know what that would be accounts receivable and you don't even have
to spend a lot of money, Like you could just magazines around the office,
like I understand that would cost a lot. You know this, the
the cost would probably be like put on the clients, and we don't want
that now. So if you just have a magazine laying around, let's just
throw them a bone, right. It's something of the note in the office,
like if you're working at AT and T and you're like, well,
sometimes I just read magazines, you know, just throw one of those in
there. Can I tell you something a little on this note and then we'll
come back to this. Sorry, I just was thinking I have to call
speaking of working for a corporation, I had to call my health insurance.
I won't say the name of it, but whatever, I had to call
my health insurance. And I was in a pretty bad mood, but very
nice to the person. I know, I try not to take you know,
I don't take it out on the person on the call, but I
was mad about a few things and was asking her questions and she wasn't making
any sense, like she was answering me, but she clearly didn't know the
answer, like it just didn't make sense. So I was like, I
don't man. And also her voice kept dropping off, you know, like
I couldn't hear her. So it's like, ma'am, I don't know what
you're saying, and I like whatever, and she goes, sorry, I
have a really bad migrain. And I would had total sympathy for her,
and when I got off the call, was like, I'm really sorry.
I hope you feel better. But then I felt mad because I was like,
I'm paying an insane amount of money per month, right and trying to
deal with a super build type situation when I was promised that I would have
these doctors that this company was not able to provide me. And then it's
like, well maybe if you have I mean, that sucks, and I've
had migrants and it totally sucks. Like you're a human and I get it,
but maybe maybe tell your boss. This is a major company, a
major corporation, so maybe you just have to like have someone fill in for
you. What do you think about that? What's your thoughts on? I
agree, well, go yes, go home. You should never have to
work with like a horrible migrant. And she was working from home. A
lot of people continued working from home after COVID. You can hear like dog
sparking and stuff, and that's totally fine. I have no issue with any
of that. I think we should all do that. But yeah, it
was like, no, you shouldn't have to work like that. That sucks.
But then basically I didn't get my stuff handled, So I'm out like
a thousand dollars, you know, I mean, I'm like, well,
hey, right, like, Okay, I just thought it was an interesting
little well that's a little That's when I would be like, I'm so sorry
about your migraine. Can I speak to a supervisor or just someone else.
I would say, like, not about your migraine, Like I'm not gonna
I'm not I'm not gonna complain about you. Because I gave her five star.
There's like, you know, they always make you take the little,
the little survey afterwards, and I said five stars. I'm not gonna I
get it. It sucks like she's working hard. But this is also like
medical stuff, like let's not mess with people on that. That's like a
surgeon going like I'm so sorry I drank so much I have like I am
nauseous. Yeah, oh, let's get a different surgeon. I think it's
like I didn't have any more sick days. So yeah, that's what it
is. I'm here. It's probably a bigger note on like the world like
American workforce, you know, and how people don't get enough sick days and
stuff. Right, but it was it trickled down and I was like,
oh, that's not acceptable for this major corporation. Okay, okay, so
they're all in their dresses. Blah blah blah. None of it matters.
I thought they looked cute when they were walking to dinner. I will give
them that. That was beautiful. Yeah, they look good. I just
think there are bigger problems than that. Kyle is not wearing the right shade
of red. Like, it's not like she showed up in a blue dress,
right, you know it's in the family. Yeah, of course she's
gonna wear a suit because you know she's she's a different lady now, she's
not the lady that wears it. If she's just like, yeah, I've
just never done dresses. It's like, Kyle, you've only done dresses.
You opened up a store in Beverly Hills. It was all these like weird
missus roper like beach where it happened to her caftan era. Now she's like,
yeah, I'm with Morgan Wade now, so suits all the way.
She's great. She looked great everybody. Then at dinner, Deree doing the
fake accent ordering coque cook. How do you say it? Normal? Yeah?
Okay, but guess what I have a different I was. I was
more annoyed that people are at that. Kyle was like uh, why does
it just ask for our coat? Because I was like, all right,
but but Garca not Garcel. Dorrit does speak another language. You can't like,
you can't be mad that she's being trying to be respectful to the You
know, it's annoying because we know it's Dorriat, but like she's like,
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so we're we're rounding out here because there's just not much. I mean,
I was getting I was so mad at Erica. I was still like
so agitated about her Anna Marie popping up just saying nothing, as you said,
right, although I guess she did pop up to say, hey,
like can you clarify? So I guess that was a little like let's move
the plot along. Yes, but I also can't stand the fact that she
has this like, I don't know about you guys, I'm just a she.
It's like caveman lawyer. She says, I'm just a cave man.
I you know, it was just buried in a glacier for you know,
thousands of years. But now that I'm out, Uh yeah, what's the
deal. Why are you still mad at the ladies? Yes? Yes,
yes, what happened? What was there a lawsuit or something? What's your
name? Yeah? No, that was super weird. And then can I
just can we skip over the dancing? They call them up, They're like,
we have VIP guests. I was so cringed that I couldn't even watch.
And then we're having such a good time, like where's the story?
They're doing these weird steps like it was that was horrendous to watch, so
stupid. But also what about though, when Erica is like just brushes past
it. She's like, yeah, everybody's really mean to me, and nobody
gave it the benefit of the doubt, and then sudden does a toast to
Erica. Yes, this is what I'm talking about. Why why are they
doing this? Why are they acting like? I mean, poor Erica.
She didn't nothing wrong, right. The only person, like you have pointed
out is Garcel that has made some comments and you know, made stuff to
camera and gone, well, I don't know, it's kind of shady,
but she doesn't get she doesn't mix yourself up in it. I just keep
waiting for Garcel to just go, yeah, whatever, Erica, Okay,
toast to Erica. But by the way, I'm still kind of upset with
Drey. It's like, Garcel, we need you get in there. We
do know you're capable of stirring up some shit, So stir it up with
Erica, who deserves it. Oh my god, I'm yeah it was No,
you're not wrong. But then you think the episode's over even though nothing
happened. But then we go back, go back to Beverly Hills. Garcel
gets her shoes, which I know you loved. Crystal's kid made a Duran
Duran reference and I was like, love her. So I was back on
Crystal side because I love her children. Yeah, I guess love that.
I guess we're supposed to be. Is it supposed to be in firing like
that everybody's just insanely rich? Because I found it to be so strange to
me that, like, oh Crystal, we're supposed to see that she's like
a hands on mom. Meanwhile her help is like cooking in the background.
Totally. I just don't find that relatable. That's always been Beverly Hills.
I don't think it's the show wasn't well. I guess when it started was
Orange County and it was supposed to be relatable. It was supposed to be
kind of wealthy Orange County moms that were you know, remember back then it
was not about the wealth and all that that, which is why I liked
it. I watched I watched Orange County from the very first season and like
the whole concept of it. I was like, yes, this is like,
this is for me. I wonder when that shifted because Orange County was
first and the New York was second, right, But New York it was
the salad days, you know. Bethany was like trying to sell shit in
the grocery store. Harmona was hustling. They weren't like millionaires. It's the
problem with reality TV, and it's part of the problem with Vandrpum. We
watch them when they were like bartenders and they really were living in shitty studio
apartments right Hollywood, and then now because of the show, they have multimillion
dollar homes and it's just not, what are we watching now? And there's
really no like it's not I mean, I guess we have to just evolve
with it. I guess, but you know, it's not the same show.
It makes me wonder though, if like Andy Cohen just thinks like,
oh well, I'm rich, Like this is relatable to me, So this
is what people want to see? Like or do you think that there are
people that are like, yes, I love I watched the show for the
lifestyle. Yeah, I think that. I think those people exist for sure,
like most, Like do you think it's most people that watch? Oh,
let's do a focus group if you're listening. Do you watch because of
the lifestyle or do you watch because you want to relate to them? Hmm?
I definitely. I mean we can't be you think I want to just
watch. I only watch because I want to relate. Okay, what about
you? Well it depends housewives, Yes, vander Pump agitates me. I
want to relate. I don't want to see how wealthy they are, right,
Like it's starting to bug me now, how I mean we how wealthy
all of them are or how wealthy like Lisa Vanderpump is, Oh no,
they all are. I mean not wealthy as in, you know, billionaires,
but they're all like you can't buy the houses that they've bought in the
valady, you know, like like it's not it's not the same Like I
said, it's not the same show. Well, let's let's actually wrap this
up and then I want you to give me an update on what's happening over
at vander Pump. Okay, yeah, they just show a really quick Erica
dancing. Nobody cares. Then Kyle and Dured have this bullshit conversation an update
about Mo, and like you said, we already get it. We know
what happens, so it's just like nobody cares. Yeah, and it's so
like it's they're all talking around the thing because clearly Mo is a cheater and
that's what the problem is because Moe's always try so it can't it just can't
be that. She's like, yeah, he's just like, doesn't prioritize me.
He's always traveling. And then they have a little scene of Most saying,
hey, I have to go to like a thing for the agency tonight,
but like, do you want to come? Like, will you come
with me? And she's like, hmm, I don't know what time.
He goes seven to eleven. You would have thought he said, oh,
it ends at four in the morning. She's like seven to eleven. Mm,
that's past my bedtime. It's like then, but then you're complaining.
You're like, yeah, he doesn't want to be with me, like he
doesn't prioritize. Like she's mad at him because she's seething at him because he
cheated, right, but the exact deal exactly, That's what I think.
And she's trying to use this as an excuse always traveling around. He really
cares about his business. I loved him when he well, what about you're
always taping for your shows. She's had a million projects going on at once,
and he's supportive, totally supportive. She was. She's had many different
like TV shows, she's done movies, she's always filming for housewives Like,
I don't know, I'm with you, but I mean, I'm just not
mis say anything bad about my husband Mo, I soon to be husband Mo.
And right now, I understand, I understand. Okay, quick,
vander Pomp, I know we're not doing I'm just gonna give you a couple
of things. I am obsessed with the fact that Tom and Arianna are still
living together, as we talked about last week. Yeah, what do you
think is the deal with that that that house? The house is worth like
two million dollars. Let's just say he wants to buy her out, but
he's offering her four million dollars. I think a lot of people don't believe
that's true. No, it's not true. Okay, it's broke as a
joke, I mean, I know, I just said everyone's rich, but
he so he's such an asshole. Like it's he's like the Erica Jane because
you start to feel bad, You're like wow, because you totally feel gasolt
by everybody because you're like, well, I mean, is cheating on your
girlfriend of nine years with her best friend? Like is that you start to
think, well, they all did it and all that stuff. He's the
Erica Jane because he the second you start to feel bad for him, because
he seems like a normal person, the true disgusting, narcissistic piece of shit
that he is come shining through. And he on this episode was trying to
say that Ariana, well, I'm brokeue because she hasn't paid the bills in
eight months. If that's true, which I doubt, but let's say it's
true. Yeah, I wouldn't either. Fuck you. Fuck you you pay
the bills for a year after what you did. That's how I feel.
I mean, you can't really do that. I know technically, so is
he saying he was surprised by her not paying the bills, like things started
getting shut off? Like what is he saying? That's what he's saying.
He's saying he had to move things around from credit cards to bank accounts because
she won't pay him, and so it shows. So they live in separate
bedrooms and they only speak through his assistant, and and Anne's amazing. She
does a podcast now called something about an Nda with other people that signed NDA's
okay, but they have a podcast and apparently I haven't listened to it yet.
But she's very team Ariana, even though she was Sandoval's assistant. So
she he'll come up with an idea. He's like, I want to have
a birthday party. Can you text Ariana? And if that's she's totally invited,
that's what that's the first text. And she's like fuck, you know.
And then he's like, okay, well I'll pay for her to go
to a really fancy hotel for the night so she doesn't have to be here,
and she's like, nope, it's my house, not leaving. So
like she will not compromise, and so then finally he's like, well,
I can have a thing, so I'll just say they'll be gone by midnight
or whatever, and she's like, okay, whatever, I don't care.
But the assistant has to go back and forth between them, and it's really
and she's very people pleasey completely and she's like every text that she begins to
Arion is like, Hi, I'm so sorry, Tom sorry. So he
does have the party spoiler. I'm not going to go into everything, but
like, so Schwartz is pretending to be mad at Sandoval, okay, which
is hilarious because he's not. He never really he's saying that sand of aal
by cheating put towards and Sandy's in jeopardy. But honestly, the truth is
that they stuck it in a strip mall on Franklin across from the Scientology Center,
and it really didn't have a chance. It is because is it by
the UCB Theater. It's right by the UCB, but it's on the other
side. So if you're facing if you're on Franklin I've now been twice.
If you're on Franklin and you go around the corner, I think it's Bronson.
You know, it faces Bronson. So it's literally in a strip mall
next to like a pet store. It's not good, is it that that
strip mall where Victor's Deli used to be is baby Yeah next on the other
side of it. So further down. Bronson M hmmm, so on the
same side of the street as the Scientology Center. No, it's across from
the Scientology Celebrity Center. So I'm not sure exactly where, but it's a
cross it's across from Pavilions. This is very inside LA. Sorry guys,
but it's not a great location. And I have I've also been to Tom
Tom in the last year. I'm sorry, I know I'm not but those
drinks at Tom Tom are delicious and I am Swartz and Sandy's was good.
It's overrated and went on a date. So like I was like, oh,
yeah, okay, I'll get the call of Flower Poppers. I'll get
the stuff, but uh huh yeah, it's not worth it. Okay,
then just little bullet points. Seena is trying to get back into music,
so she's dropping beats. Oh no, not good, it's alarming. Uh
do you know Sandoval's saying he's sober right now. He said he got sober
for Roquel. Oh. By the way, all of this takes place three
months after the reunion, right, as I mentioned last week, So Marianna
has a full on serious boyfriend now, right three months after, like a
lot's happening, but we still last week when you updated us, we still
don't know if he's back with if Sandoval is with Roquel. Oh no,
that so that comes out in good question. He says he's they're not necessarily
he's not sitting there together, but that he still misses her and like loves
her. So he's still totally into Roquel Rachel now. But she Schwartz asks
him at one point and is like, have you talked to Raquel and she's
like, he's like, no, not for a few weeks, which we
don't even know if that's true, and I doubt it's true because according to
Ariana, they live together and Raquel sends him postcards with lightning bolts on him.
Oh my god, it's all a nightmare. So there's some dumb stuff
about Gina, like she won't well it's not dumb, but she doesn't want
anyone else. She's having anxiety about her baby. Wow, so only the
only person that she will have like watch her baby, but her mom also
has to be there is like this old friend, I think her friend.
His name is Tara or something, and it just shows pictures of Tara doing
duck lips like she's a total party girl, like that's the that's the one
person you trust with your baby. Mm hmm. So Tara comes over I
think that's her name again, and she's like yeah, like she knows,
Like how are you and she's like, yeah, I'm taking a break from
acting, but I'm really focused on my music. Where's the baby? Okay?
So Schwartz, I can skip all this. Schorts goes over to James
and Ali are still together and they seem like the most reasonable people on the
show. But wait, is this is this anxiety new? Because remember when
they were getting married, she couldn't have cared less. There was just very
random people watching the baby in the hotel. I remember thinking does anybody care
where her baby is? She's just like out party doing all her bridle shit
the whole time. She has some kind of that's a really good point.
She said. Her therapist diagnosed her with OCD, and she said it was
triggered by this is hilarious, by the sand of all scandal. Girl,
don't make that shit about you that didn't happen to you. Wow. She's
like, well that means Brock can leave me. Rock could leave you anyway,
and most likely will. I'm sorry. I hope it last. He
seems like a nice guy, but it's I give it two years. I
have gone wrong about that. Actually, you know what I said that about
Jackson Brittany and they're still together. A lot of people have made it a
good ten years, they may Ali, So James is California sober, and
I know that's not your favorite. He talks about it a lot. He
did stop drinking, and he seems pretty like he's it's been quite some time,
and that really is an issue. But he's high all day, vapes
all day. Of course, m Ali started her astrology business. We can
skip ahead there. I don't have a problem, by the way, with
people being California soberly. I do whatever you want. I just have a
problem with constantly talking about it, like like it's sobriety. What was the
thing with Demi Levada right that we talked about like that was that was my
issue, was like stop telling people you're sober, because it's very tricky for
people because people that really would like to get real sober are like, oh
that's what that's all it takess right, It's like it's it's a little different
thing exactly. So Ali's she wants to do Schwartz's charts because she started her
astrology business. So anything that she'll say because Schwartz like cheated on Katie a
million times and whatever, and she's like slutty libras. I'm like, is
that we're gonna Okay? So then when sandabal x James while Schwartz is there
and is inviting James to his birthday party. Now, if you remember,
so he is having the party, and if you remember, James like hated
him, So you're a what what a mustache? Last at the three months
ago wanted to fight him? Right, you have poopoo head He's I mean,
James is not. It's so sad when a show is so terrible that,
like again, no one really had a root for except maybe Ali,
Like James is the hero. Okay, she's still with him though, Yeah,
And they have a nice they really have a good relationship. They seem
to be cool. She's cool. She's really easy to get along with.
I guess. So cut to the party. Almost right away, James walks
in, oh he leaves. Ali is like, I'm not going in.
She goes, I'll go with you to the party, but I'm staying in
the car. You can go in and say whatever you have to say for
cameras. Basically, but I'm sorry, Arianna is a good friend of mine.
I'm not going to fucking sand of Ball's party and good for her,
right, Like finally, meanwhile, you got La La last week tech sting
Roquel telling her like, you know what, I really want to talk.
I hope you're okay, Like, girl, it's been three months. You
don't have to reach out to Roquel, right person, right, Okay.
So all this happens, James walks into the party like he owns the place.
He storms up to Sandval. He's like, I love an apology,
please, and Sandoval is like, I'm not gonna apologize to you because dude,
He's like, I'm sorry you were hurt that I hooked up with Roquel,
who you almost married, But let's not forget that you hooked up with
Kristen while I was still with her and you wanted to be my friend then
too, So let's not forget mm hmmm, which is a good point,
the very good point. And James is like, no, I'm out,
fuck you, like he's so mad. And by the way, at the
party, Sandoval is at one point, He's like, yeah, I'm not
drinking. I do have chocolate mushrooms though, And I mean, oh and
Billy Lee is there? Remember Billy Lee. Yes, she's friends with Sandoval,
so she's shown like her team, she's shown her alliance here. Okay,
it's not super surprising then, and I'm almost done. It just cuts
to if you're wondering where everyone else is, they have this thing called Emo
Night, So Katie and Ariana are like DJ. They're trying to DJ themselves.
By the way, the sandwich shop still not open. That's what was
This was my next question. They're still they're working on it. That's going
to happen. I'll go if it opens, we're going. Do they say
what the problem is why it's not open after all this time? Not really,
and they pretend like it's still They're like, let's go to a thrift
store and look for cups for the for the let's look for like little teaware.
Oh, it's all so fake. So they're kind of djaying all that.
That's kind of yeah, that's basically it. James is furious, east
Rum's off. That's there. We go. All right, that's all I
took. I mean, I may have fallen and sleep at that point.
That's pretty much how it happens. I love it. Okay, everybody,
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