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Dots Jeep Brahm, It's Bilified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello
and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on. Thank you for telling a
friend. That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship. Dougie Fresh
in the House in the house, Baby, what's going on? Somebody I
put it out that you were coming in because I had gone out to the
itally home. Hell, I will she know? Yeah? And somebody wrote
Dougie Fresh in the house, baby in the house, hips shaking, money
making tower power Man of the Hour twenty four seven, the one your mother
warned you about? Dougie Fresh in the house? Are you the one your
mother aren't you about? Have you heard it? No? You have heard
it. Yes, I've heard it, but I didn't know what warned you.
But I didn't know if that was you that was going to throw it
at the end. Now, how come? Now do you think that?
Moms? This is a great question. Now okay, and I'm serious.
Think about this for a second and then go back. You have sis?
Yeah? Yeah? Were you close with your sisters? Are you close in
age with your sisters? Close in agent? Close? Now? Okay?
Because I'm five years older than my sister, eight years older than my brother,
my brother and sister are much closer to each other. They used to
actually pose for prom photos like they would do these silly prom photos everywhere they
went to Mike mockery of it. They have a very close relationship but I
don't as much. But here's my question. Do you think moms warned daughters
about guys more than dad's warned daughters about guys. I did never warn me
about girls. He wanted to hear all this. No no no, no
no no. I'm not saying no, no, no no, you miss
it. Like do you think your dad warned your daughter, your sister about
Like I don't remember any because you know, the kind of girl you don't
want to bring home to mom was a thing for guys, because usually you
would hear from mom, Dad'd be like, hey, right, don't do
anything. I wouldn't do it gives you a whole lot of run where you
know that, right? And then the other was you know dad with you
here? Now? The term is girl dad, So you want to protect
your daughter? Like I read something online today. I thought this was interesting
in a way. Girl comes home, she bought a new iPad. She's
got this iPad. It's great. She went and her father said to her,
wow, she said, did you get something? Did you do anything
to it? It's beautiful? And she said, yeah, I put protective
glass on it. And he goes, oh, why'd you do that?
She said, well, because I want to protect it. It's it's nice
and and she said, uh, what else? He said, I got
a case, a case to protect it. And he said, wow,
you want to cover up the beautiful iPad and all the things. And she
said yeah, she goes, actually, I think it looks better clothed up,
clothed up, covered up, and Bob, the analogy is your body.
So the father's going, Okay, you're more precious than the iPad.
Let's cover that shit up, honey, got you? Do you see what
I'm saying, Like I go, I just wonder going back. I don't
know why. I just hit me now because I was. I have had
some dad moments going on in my life recently, and I thought, that's
interesting. Did moms did? Did dad's warn daughters more about guys than moms
warned daughters about guys? And I think that it's mostly dads because dads know
what guys are after I remember picking a girl up in high school, their
father going I can trust you, right, and I go, yep,
I can trust you about as far as I can throw you. And I
remember her going, get in the car, getting the car, getting the
car. Yeah, I know some parents that are some fathers that are very
overprotective. Yeah, yeah, did you ever have any of the overprotective dads
you have to encounter along the way. No, not that I remember.
You hung out with the sluts, didn't you. Yeahs weren't around. I
don't think they never lasted long enough to or their fathers were girls, girls
of low self esteeve and no dad, he's visited a graveyard once or twice.
You know it's funny because I I mean, I I ever since.
This is gonna get weird, and I apologize. I'll apologize right in advance
today because you're gonna think I'm fucking insane even more so. Yeah, okay,
So I have three sons. My youngest son is fourteen. He lives
with his mom in Alabama, and he wanted to try out for the high
school basketball team. He's never played organized basketball in his life. He loves
the game. He's pretty good. We played here in he got me in
a five on five at an LA fitness gym, and I would normally never
play basketball, just was I love watching the game. I never played the
game because I knew I'd get cut, and I had never gotten cut from
anything. So we were saying earlier. Yes, yeah, I just never
did so, and I had played every sport, but I just knew that
was one I couldn't. So my uh so we're playing. He doesn't do
badly. He's fourteen. These guys are in their twenties and thirties. And
then there's me, So fourteenth sophomore in high school, no fourteen, going
into freshman year, going into just turn fourteen. And he wants to join
the basketball team, or he did. He wants to. He's always trying
out and he got cut. And what I was really hoping was that he
wasn't going to take the l You're not going to take the loss. And
I was talked to him last night. He was a little bummed out,
and I did some dad type things where I would call him back and I
go, oh, never mind, never mind, got him laughing then silly
shit like that. But I said to him, here's the thing that always
as a as a parent that I had a hard time with was when I
would hear other parents say or say even to my kid. Because his older
brother when we played, when he played little league, we get up there.
He was the littlest kid. He had the unfortunate circumstance of having a
birthday in January. So he's with all the kids a great ahead, and
you know how they do. If you have a child, it's always three
to six months, you know, eight, it to whatever months, and
then the clothing change. Well, I think there's still a big difference in
you know, third grade, fourth grade, those months still count. There's
a lot of development that happens with these kids. So he's the smaller guy,
and he would get up there and he'd be sometimes getting so pissed.
When he had two strikes. He'd be hitting the home plate so hard it
would be buckling with the bat. He would get so mad. And I
remember people saying the things that, buddy, it's just a game, and
I would be like, I don't say that. I want to punch you
in the face for saying that. I won't punch you in the face,
but I want to because it's not I don't. Here's my thing. It's
it's not about yes, it is a game. Okay, don't take it
so seriously, is what you're trying to say. But what I'd rather it
be is stings to lose, stings to strike out. So let's go back
and figure out how we fix it. Were you in the stand saying you
strike out, you're walking home. It's not a game. Sit down,
Bob, it's my kid up there. You Yeah, it was was it?
You stay? You didn't even say the game. I didn't. I
didn't sit at certain games. At certain games, I couldn't. Some games.
I wouldn't go do your best. No, I would always say do
your best. But my thing was, if you if you're that invested,
like where you're hitting the plate, you're mad, you're frustrated, then then
you care. And I like that you care, but I don't want Sorry,
that's all right, a TV deal your show, it's a TV deal
working now. But I also made a bunch of calls to it's this going
on TV cool. So anyway, my thing was like, if you take
it, just go back and try again. Don't keep that same fire.
Let's figure it out. And now here's here's where the weirdness comes in.
And I blame the eclipse again because I go, everything happened right, No,
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I am starting to believe that
everything in life is controlled by your mind. And whatever you believe is what's
gonna happen. If you were a religious person, you were always told that
God will never give you more than you can handle. God will support you
in all things. Right, Well, I believe that the universe will give
you exactly what you can handle, because that's what you believe. So if
you believe that you can only can only handle women over seventy years old,
apparently, if that's your thinking, if you start thinking the other way,
because I'm telling you it's I swear to God, you think it, it
comes back. It's like a fucking mirror. Whatever you believe, sopathy,
brain power, it's a I do believe in telepathy without a doubt. Yeah,
I don't know what do you mean by telepathy because I had a different
thing, say hey, you want to order pizza, and you would turn
and say I was literally just gonna answer that, okay, So I would
say similar, we're on the same frequency. And I think that so much
so that we're finding things in the world that there's energy. Everything's energy,
everything energy, everything's frequency, all that. Tesla Nikola Tesla was really the
guy that invented Go ahead, laugh, hang on now this is I told
you this is gonna get weird. I told you I warned you. I
warned you, Nikola Tesla. People will say Marconi invented the radio. Okay,
Marconi, there's even an award for radio dicks to win, But he
didn't. Nick Nikola Tesla actually did. And Nikola Tesla did a lot of
things. You have electricity in your house because Nikola Tesla was such a brilliant
scientist that he figured out instead of direct current, alternating current, and that's
why we have electricity to comes to our homes. It's because of Nicola Tesla.
But he also had healing machines and they were all on vibration. And
his theory was and many scientists believed him and proved it that each disease,
each problem that we have, runs on a frequency, and if you can
match that frequency with a better free you could eradicate it. Now, he
started this shit and people started like shitting all over this guy. He went
around Europe. Other scientists picked up on it and started to invent things.
There's still some of these Tesla like healing machines out there. But my point
is that it's all frequency. So my thing was with my kid is I
want you to be on the frequency of focus on Okay, I know where
I want to get to. I can't get there from here, but I
can get to better shape, better ball handling skills, better shooting and all.
And the next thing you know, you've hit your goal. And that's
kind of where I'm at. I'll tell you what. This is very interesting
because the other day my nephew's fourteen. So happy to hear that fourteen.
Next Saturday, I want to do Westler how to do push ups because he
hasn't been able to do him. Yep, I'm trying to get him in
a sport. So I went over there. I said, all right,
he says this could be the best thing for you, maybe if he does
it seriously. Yeah, the carpet's too hard, the floors aren't even I'm
like, okay, I'm in the areas uneven. I'm like, okay,
let's do some push ups. Took out a book. Okay, even if
you can only do ten and then your phone, do a two minute break,
do them on your knees and work. I said that too. I
go, but he goes, well, they hurt my hands. I'm like,
buddy, you have to toughen up. It doesn't happen in one two
five push ups. You gotta work a little hard. This is where I
dad, I go, stop your pussy, It's okay right now, it's
that okay, that's serious. I would say stop you. I would go
quiet. He goes, well, this is it. This is I'm like,
I don't want excuses, Chris. I for every excuse you have,
I have a solution. And as you go through life, you're gonna find
out that as you get older that starts with this. Yes, it's arguing.
It's arguing for your limitation. This is the way this. I know.
I agree. His parents weren't in the sports obviously. I was with
wrestling. You've got a Division one scholarship. Dude, that's impressive. And
now he's got friends that are in sports one place soccer, two are in
wrestling. I found out. So now, yes, gonna say this,
but I go, do you think you're gonna wrestle? My? Sure,
it goes yeah, I think I'm going to. I'm like, okay,
well build up little by little by the time there Now, whether he does
or not, no, but this is where like, you know, what's
so great is I and I used to get it and I started, I
said, we're gonna do push ups together, so I rode them last night.
I text him, do your push ups? You go? No,
I ran my rode my bike for thirty minutes. I'm like, okay,
but why didn't you do your pushes? Well, I forgot to charge my
phone and I couldn't done. I'm like, okay, again, here come
the excuses. And I was doing push ups with him, yeah, and
I was gonna tell him that I could only do forty last night, forty
non stop, no twelve minutes, and I could already feel in my in
my muscles. I'll tell you what fifty three. And it's kind of like,
gosh, I got you, humped these out. I got you.
But again, you can't get mad at yourself for anybody. You gotta and
I'll do I'll do it tonight. Here's the weird thing too, that I
think, because you're right, and then I ordered a pizza. We we
argue for our libertations on things like why we can't I can't get there because
I can't, and we blame other people. I'm starting to believe that there's
only attraction, there's no assertion, and nobody's really ever been able to do
something to you that's just your perceived I'm going to say, I don't know
inability to I don't know inability to fully understand. I guess because I don't
believe anybody is doing anything to you. Everything happens to you, no matter
what it is, good, bad, ugly, even the worst thing in
the world that you think it's a point, But there are other affect you
in ways, whether they you know, some people just have it out for
you. I'm sorry, well even have it out for you. But I'm
thinking like, but you can find ways to get on the frequency that would
almost attract the best of them for you, and you would find less just
like a battery positive negative, right, yes, exactly, And so here
here's here was my other uh my other thing. But you know what,
hang on, I want to play something for you because I I thought of
this. This is so I'm going through Instagram and Treek Hill, who is
considered one of the best receivers, I don't know what he is like a
hybrid player really he was almost like a running back too. Uh in the
NFL talked about he was on a podcast and they asked him, was he
ever like yelled at by a coach and just listen to this for a second.
On you out in front of other guys, because a lot of guys
aren't used to that. A lot of guys aren't used to sitting inside of
a mining room being the best player on their team their whole entire life.
And then the coach saying, Bro, you suck this player. Man,
you ever had somebody say that, Oh yeah, this ship Miami Dolphins.
You know what I'm saying, Like, uh, the player gets snead,
the player, the cheese. Everybody see this pagainst the cheefs were one family
to the floor. He called me out. He like, Bro, you're
supposed to be the best player in the league, and you got this guy
putting hands all over you like that. Man, we pay you all this
money for what And for me, I love that because I'm gonna take that
to the heart and I'm gonna get better for it. That'll never happened again
to me in my life. Man, you feel me. If not hold
me accountable, I feel like I'm not I'm not gonna be able to get
better. You know what I'm saying. Up, But hey, on,
here's where my head goes. So I loved this because I loved coaches that
did that to me. And my old man was when I was younger,
was very tough on me at times, and I would say that in a
way, if you if there's something about I'm gonna prove them, build your
confidence. And when you're confident, you can you win. You know,
like your nephew. Once you get five push ups, now you can get
ten push ups. Right, once you get ten, shit, let's go
for twenty. You know what I mean? And that that's the thing.
And I believe that that's how you build self esteeming kids. And you can
tell me all the stuff about we need to protect our children from social media.
You're never putting that genie back in the bottle, never happening. But
what you can do is build your kids self esteem and make them believe that
they are better or worth more than that. And that's kind of where I
was at with my stake at you. And that's that's where I. Oh,
we had a book I wrote down Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
ten reps. Two minute break. Yeah, I go, and you
do this for two or three weeks and you go up to fifteen. It's
same thing, maybe steps step by step. Yep, I'm doing it now.
Yeah, I'm doing it now. Started walking right and now I'm running.
It's been walking for a couple of weeks. Now I'm running, jogging
slowly, jogging right. And then even with weightlifting, I'm back in the
gym lifting wings right, and I'll only go up once I get the full
said to a three sets of ten, then I'll go We've all done this
before every five or seven years. I think it was eight years ago.
Then I started working out, yeah again, and I won an old timer
tournament. Might have been nine years. That's beautiful. That's a beautiful thing.
But I think you have to have goals to get up to the gym,
And yes you do. And I'm not one of these people go to
the gym and just walk around with the water botle. Hey, how's it
going now? You need a spot? No, I'm there to work out,
are you? And I'd rather have an older gym than the Planet Fitness
I hear. I go to uh Samson's or Gold Gym my Father Ridge Road
and it's old and it's got all the old equipment, but that's where I'm
more comfortable. My favorite gym than I ever belonged to was an old gym.
It was like a natural body building boxing gym, and they literally had
duct tape around the benches. Yes and yeah that kind of stuff, and
it was it was great, But I I liked I liked that because and
nobody was there doing with posing. No one was there to look good,
no one was there to do anything. And uh, yeah, I understand
what you're saying. Uh. Earlier this week because the draft is here and
this is this gives you a little father son stuff. We were talking about
what will the Buffalo Bills do and they'll probably everybody expects them to take a
receiver or what's going to happen. Who knows, right, I honestly have
no idea. I don't even know when the draft is Thursday, okay,
And I'll tell you why because you don't care. I don't care. Yeah,
and you know what I'm looking for golf weather because football does not start
to see and whatever I think or do or opinion, they're not calling me,
Hey, what do you think we should do in the third round?
You're like, oh, I think we need to offensive tackle maybe I guess
maybe a center. How the cheerleaders, Well, so I'll read about it,
I hear you. But to get all hyped up twenty four to seven
about football. I'm sorry, Well, so there's more. Well, Drake
Cotters was in here this week and they get counters. Why do I know
that he gets very very hyped up? No, And this is he said
about Marvin Harrison Junior. And the only reason I'm playing it is because they're
not going to play. Marvin Harrison Senior being asked what he tells juniors,
such we're talking father son stuff. Here's Marvin Harrison Junior. I think is
an interesting pick. I don't think Marvin Harrison Junior fits the profile of a
Sean McDermott and a Brandon Bean player. Really, why is it? Because
I see Harrison as a rookie digs. Oh and and although although Josh's team,
I don't I don't think you need to have him come in at that
level. You know. For me, if there's a guy like Nate,
I would say one thing, the Buffalo Bills are not going anywhere until they
get an offensive coordinator or coach that has balls of the walls offense. In
mine, you have McDermott totally defense. In that way, you have to
spread the offense and give it a San Francisco kind of touch and I would
grab a bunch of receivers and offensive line, and I thought you weren't gonna.
I thought you didn't care. You just said I don't care. I
don't seem I don't think you need to have at that level. You know,
for me, if there's a guy like Neighbors that hangs out till eleven
or twelve early, you know, teams, I might jump to you grab
him. But if not, how I mean, the draft is so deep
at receiver. I think the Bills pick up two receivers in the first three
rounds. I could see that. I totally can see that happen. So
round pick too, so they might have to wait. All right, So
there's that now here is Marvin Harrison Senior? Now he said that there may
be. What Greg alluded to was was marves Marvin Harrison Junior a bit of
the diva. Listen to what the old man says. It's one thing that
he had from my game. You gotta complain for the all you gotta complain.
You gotta complain Monday morning if I have five catches seventy yards. We
can't do nothing else till we have me because I'm not getting the ball.
Let's it throw me the ball. Period. Be a bigger diva. That's
the advice for your kid, Be the bigger diva. That's pretty good.
Yeah. I asked him what do to if he were you, and his
answer was I would go in there and say, give me the ball straight
up. To what degree have you started to demand the football more? Uh?
I mean exactly? All right. So this is when he was at
Ohio State. Now, I think some people will hear that and say,
well, Greg's got a point. You don't want a guy in there that's
a rookie. Know your place, learn work hard, and keep your mouth
shut. But I also like the fact that you're confident enough to step up
and go I'm the best, because if you don't believe it, it ain't
ever gonna happen, right, So that would be my thing. But I
found that all that interesting, especially as I was dealing with the as you
know, each level you go up, Yeah, you're dropping off the slower
player. So you got it. So it's the best of the best,
right, Yes, the best of the best. But get me the ball
school college. And then about the old man, I got five catches for
seventy yards. We got a problem. We ain't leaving this room until we
get the fucking ball. Wow. Could you imagine telling Peyton Manning get me
the fucking ball. They have the most, They've got a hold a lot
of records together. Yeah, sure, you know, Yeah, I got
it. I just it's it. And again he delivered. Now be that
guy and not deliver and we And that's you when you have a problem.
The other dad moment I had today was my son is graduating from college.
He is also on the track team. One of his last meets is because
he's in a Roberts Wesley and at Christian school, he qualified for the Christian
nationals. So that meet is the Friday Saturday of graduation. Saturday, so
it's like May May tenth and eleventh. So he and I talked. He's
like, ah, I'm probably not gonna go. I don't know if i'd
make it back from South Carolina in time. Blah blah blah. Graduations the
next day, My events are all Friday, all this stuff. I go,
great. I get a call today, Hey, do you know where
anybody's staying when they're here? And I said, I have nothing really to
do with that, but whatever anybody needs, Yeah, whatever anybody needs,
tell me what the needs are, and I'll make it happen. It's that
simple, which I just don't feel like getting into all the Just tell me
what you need, right, I don't want to get into the back and
forth of this. We're going around the block six times. I don't give
a fuck' stop, so he says to me, and I said, I
thought maybe your older brother, who's only thirteen months sixteen months older, would
stay with you last night. And I'm not even gonna be here. I'm
going to Christian Nationals. And I said, okay, I'm pretty sure i'll
make it back in time. So now graduation's the next day. Are you
having a party for him? I'm having a dinner. I'm not having it.
It's college right that day, though, he's got to make it back.
He's got to make it back. You can't have the dinner without the
college grad So, and he's got both sets of grandparents are still alive,
both sets of grandparents are coming. Okay, this is important. So what
do you say in that moment, I'll probably make it back. When he
says that, I go I would say, you're going to make it back.
But yeah, he's with your grandparents want to see some responsibility here.
You know this is you know, you know you're smart enough to know this.
All I said. All I said was but just say. All I
said to him was I'm starting to laugh because I was just very directed.
I said, Well, I said, the whole day is this is all
about you. This has nothing to do with me. This is everybody is
here simply to celebrate you. People are traveling from near and far from Texas,
from Jersey, downstate Alabama, Bama, Lama, to celebrate you and
your accomplishment. That's it. If you think this is the best thing for
you to do, fine, it has nothing to do with me, nothing,
right, Yeah, it has nothing to do with me. If you
think you can do it, and I get it. It's one of the
last track meets you'll ever have. Right, you are close to records and
things like that. You qualified for this. You didn't get anywhere in twenty
four hours these days. Well he's not flying though, that's the prime.
It's part of a van going down with the kids from this so they all
got to travel together. Well, they got this van. That's good.
I don't care. I don't care about any of it. If you believe
that you're gonna make it back. That's fine. Just remember this is all
about you. This is all about you. It has nothing to do with
me whatsoever. This is all about you. I got it, but I
don't know what else to say. You're twenty two years old. What I'm
not gonna go like, hey, man, is that the smartest thing?
You know? This is all Just remember this is about you, and people
are putting time, effort, and money into celebrating you. If you think
it's the best that you go and do this, fine, make sure you
make it big best of luck. Yeah, because if you don't, I'm
not gonna save your ass. And I'm not even gonna but everybody's getta look
at you a little bit. I stepping in. No, no will no,
no, no, no, they will, they will know. No,
this is what's gonna have. Bill, where's your son? And I
going to be looking at the mother for this because she's gonna be crying as
a woman cries. She's out of it, Bill, where is your son?
Doug was once a strip clip djit I was, and I went to
the tally ho, which, by the way, did you drop my name?
Does anybody remember me? At the tally ho. I didn't think you
were at the Telly. I wasn't some of them. So I went in
there on noon on a Friday, twelve thirty. No park place was packed.
Yeah, barfull, barful. And who was the youngest person there?
You? No, No, there were some young guys. Yeah, there
were some like roofers that cut off for it. I got telling me,
I gotta look at a guy. Go. I thought it was the girls
that had so I go into their back. They've redone it. It's like
really nice, he's in there, nice furniture, Like that's a high end
gentleman. I mean it's small. I'm gonna say high end gentleman's club.
It is a small it is a small stand, but it's a nice gentleman's
club. It's it's very clean, very like. The carpet was cool and
I don't like to carpet. Yeah, it matched the drapes. What was
I gonna do? Hey, hey, hey, leave that right there.
So I went, we're gonna play will she Know? Will she Know?
With Doug and we do that next comedy at the Carlson is a really talented
guy this weekend. He's a host, he's an actor and he's a hilarious
comedian Michael Yo. You might have seen him on some entertainment shows as a
host. He also has done a andies Thousand Ways to Dine. He's on
series XM's Pop two k every Day. He's a guest on a lot of
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I played this song many a time three minutes. I think you're right about
that. How you want it. He's an actress. Uh yeah, he
did a couple of he's actually aggressive guy. But he's done a lot.
He has done a lot of movies that we'll call it. Yeah, but
I thought there was an he was an escape plan with Celestia. He was
the escape plan to then he had the vitamin water for a while and then
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his money as you should. I mean that definitely need trust in that area.
Oh you know to trust? Didn't Bill and Joel gets screwed out of
money twice two different managers, start again and start again. Yeah, he's
broken. And I'll just say there's many that were probably like that. You
know, you'll hear it from back in the day because you're just so excited
to get the opportunity. I mean, think about whatever the biggest dream was
for you once. Yeah, I'm living a baby, right, but I
mean he achieving it. And then all of a sudden, you know,
I'm on the Bill Moranshaw All that's a dream apsard by abits. If that
comes along, I'm gonna nut in my pants. Dougs a strip club DJ.
You heard his skills right there. I used to be doctor Katz,
not Dougie Fresh. I was Doctor Cats, prescribing the best adult entertainment and
Rochet. Then I to the Dougie Fresh. Where did the cats come from?
Oh? Classy cat, classy cats. I got it. I got
it. Uh So I went and I spoke to a young lady at the
telegon was she putting yourself through college? Bill? No? Oh, her
name is Angel. I've never heard that as a so I asked I wanted
to get We'll get to know Angel a little bit. First. I asked
Angel to describe her ideal. Man. Here's Angel someone someone who will let
me do what I do well, trusting, tallish, and has a good
hat on his shoulder. Okay, well you're wrong. Yeah, thanks,
he lost me a tallish and a little more. On getting to know her,
I asked her how long she was a dancer? Six years? What
is your biggest dream? I don't even know. Okay, A lot of
them used to say, Jenna Jamison, who went from porn star to producer,
that was their biggest dream. Yeah, this was twenty years ago,
and they had the T shirts and they had the pants and the socks and
Jena this Jenna that that was a huge thing. Huh. All right,
well that's Angel Angel. Okay, so we know the kind of guy she
likes. Tallish, she has no real dreams, real dream but she's been
a dancer for six years. Okay, So the question. The first question
was what is the capital of the United States? Duck? Do you think
Angel who's been dancing for six years has an ideal man but no dreams?
Capitol the United States? Does she know it or not? I'm gonna say
a big no o on that. You're gonna say a big n on that.
Take you, guys, anything anything? Washington? You are correct,
Washington? Now, I did say Washington, d C. So I guess
we can give you half a point, okay, half half? All right?
So then I asked if there are twelve students in a class, Angel,
five or boys? How many are girls? Come on? If you
I gotta say yes on this one to do basic math? He said,
how many students twelve? Twelve? Five? Or boys? Seven? Right?
Seven? Seven? Are you smarter than a one year old? Now,
Doug? Yes. Did you ever work with people that you would think
may not know the answer to that question? Oh gosh, some of them
were dumb as dirt, absolutely without a doubt. How they may get through
a day without taking their clothes off unbelievable. Just you know, you know,
I remember one walking in with one strip and I said, watch out
for the dead birds. She went, no, you're kidding, Kitty,
jilts you can't see me, but I looked up. We did. We
got your cameras. Uh name the ocean that is on the east coast of
the United States. Well, Angel know this? No or not? Is
it the Atlantic? Don't? Oh? Sorry? Yeah, no, no,
no, no, you're allowed to answer. I'm saying, don't.
Don't pretend like you don't know. Yes, I know. Sometimes I get
mixed up. Okay, all right, all right, right, and you're
saying she doesn't not know Atlantic. She took a stab in the dark on
that. Wow, No, she Atlantic knows. A big question market the
asw dog Are you telling me? All right? The next question asked the
angel at the Tally Hill. What famous speech did Martin Luther King Junior deliver
in nineteen sixty three? Will she know this? Absolutely not. You're very
confident. You're very confident on that. Here we go, let's see what
Angel says. I don't know. I dropped out of school very early?
Did you really are? Did you go very and you dropped out at what
age? You had to be? Sixteen? Yeah, as soon as I
turned sixteen, you did, so it was like tenth grade. Yep?
Really? And what did you do after that? It's a lot of bad
things good for you. For you. I'm sure she's got an interesting life
story and she's just changing it around and found God. And she seemed like
such a nice They all seem nice when they're in there taking your money,
was taking my money, but she just seemed like a sweet Well you could
still tell some have a vibe about them. You're right, you know,
but she seems to me. I wonder answers I worked with years ago.
I would still run over with my cards. One girl came up to me
and said, I want to do it. I'm a doctor. I'm studying
to be a doctor. And I said you are, And then so do
you believe this? No? No, the guy, guy, I am
going somewhere with go ahead. What kind of doctor do you think she's gonna
rectal? No? Oh, okay, orthopedics, chiropractor, chiropractor, not
a real doctor. I'm not saying you don't help people, but go talk
to a surgeon. Please, please go find a brain cert. These girls
breathalyzers are higher than their GPAs in high school. You're blowing three point two
and you had one point nine in gym class. Okay, late, one
of the owners of the cat always told me. He goes. There's a
reason they're here, Dougie, just remember that, trying to, you know,
be nice. But now wait, in a movie, I saw the
DJ gets the girl, Yes, the dancer, Yes, gets a dancer.
But the dancer was there just to help out her mom. Yes,
who fell broke her hips? Right? Both hips? Both hips both terrible?
Yeah, ye, shaking money making and star Wars is real too,
all right. The next question is what document starts with we the People and
this considered the supreme law of the United States. Will Angel know this or
not? She didn't know. Martin Luther King's that. Oh I hate a
dream. It took me a second. I'm gonna say no on this one
too. I have no idea. Yes you do, you definitely do.
Yes, Why I know you do? I doubt the constitution. There you
go, who you do? She didn't know. She probably got mixed up
with CASTI patient. If you said the declaration have cast a patient, she
would have been, oh, yeah, I heard that. I think though
Herbie Hancock find that right, John hand Job. This is Angel Benjamin Franklin.
He's on the ten dollar bill. I like him. He's my favorite.
I should that's gonna be questions from now on. Yes, which president?
Keep going up? Yeah, Okay, here's who's on the one dollar
bill? If they answer it, here you go, who's on the on
the two? You get that wrong, who's on the five, who's on
the six? Go all the way up to Yeah, maybe one hundred.
If a lap dance is thirty dollars a dance and a customer gives you one
hundred dollars bill, how many lap dances should they get? Will she know
the answer to that answer? She'll know that answer to and she keeps a
change two three with a two more questions. So far, Doug, you're
kind of getting into the group here a little bit. The next question that
angel, the tally ho angel, tell you. I told the guy because
he's going, you know, social media and all this stuff like the greatest
thing that that guy could do. And I'll say this, but probably any
business could do this, no matter what your business is. Go on Instagram
live and just leave it on for a half hour. I said you probably
maybe you need the girls, but put it in that back dressing room and
just say, hey, we're going to be live on Instagram from nine thirty
to ten PM. If you don't want to be on you know, stay
on this side because there was like a wall there, stay on that side.
Otherwise, sign this and we're gonna go. Like, I think that
would do. You would It would be the best advertising you get if the
girls want to do it. Well, yeah, you just say the girls
do not want anybody to know they work there, because they'll get back to
their parents or somebody that they don't Wankay Okay, I I ibably not Angel
because she trapped out of school at sixteen, probably left home at seventeen.
I hear you. I got sleepingple with a twenty year old. I have
an issue with some of these things, but I'll get it all right.
The next question for Angel, Yes, who is the first person to step
on the moon in nineteen Not a chance? Just Dougy fresh? Are you
sure about that? Positive? Positive? Okay? You think you know on
hell very well? Sounds like Neil Armstrong. Yeah for a dropout, I
think you're crushing cartoons, educating. I don't care what anybody says. Well,
it was about the moon land and being fake, so oh well,
conspiracy. She knew it. Surprise, surprise. I just watched a little
something, and that earlier on Neil Well nor McDonald was saying that it was
uh, Neil, I'm strong, buzz Aldrin, and then somebody else.
I think it was buzz Aldren. But the third guy, they went all
the way to the moon and he never got out of the capsule. So
you go all the way to the moon and he's looking out the window going,
now those fuckers playing golf. They're riding a doom buggy and they know
they're trying to be cool like I was. He like, that's all right,
that's not as cool as you think wuld be, you know, right
around on the moon. But you know he never got out. Made a
comedy skidding. That is pretty funny. What year? Final question for Angel?
What year did Christopher Columbus first ron in the Americas? I don't even
know that one. Oh, come on, there was a song we all
sang as a child, seventeen twelve, seventeen, Fuck, what the hell
is wrong with you? Fourteen ninety Columbus Sail the Ocean Blue? I don't
remember that one. Nina Pentus Santa Maria. He was commissioned by Spain.
He was Italian, but he was a commissioner. Will she know her No,
of course, not past there carse there you go. So how many
did she get right? No, she didn't. She had Washington d she
got Washington d C correct. She got the number of students correct. She
got the ocean correct ocean. She did not get Martin Luther King. She
did not get the Constitution, she got the math, she got Neil Armstrong.
She got three wrong. Four out of seven she got right. I
think I think it were eight questions and she got fifty. Is not a
passing grade. And no, she didn't. Sophomore year hang on one,
two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, and
she got five right and three wrong. It's passing. She does she have
fake restlesses? She did not. She didn't know. She did not.
So how old was she did? She say? She didn't And I didn't
ask. Yeah, I didn't ask. The owner was sitting right back.
No, I make sure everything was cool. Yeah. I thought that was
kind of Actually I was fine with it, but I understood. But it
is funny. You're right because they don't want to be on camera, some
of the girls that dance because they don't want people bringing people in the watch
in that you're either going there or not, you know, and it's not
gonna be like oh Instagram, Yeah, I should probably check out that strip
club. Well, I think it would be Here's what I think. I
think that it would be an get perverts watching it all day. Well,
yes, he said, I I think we should have a reality show.
I said, what you could do is just throw it up there. It
may help you. Maybe the all you need is top of mind. Right,
and to your point, I'm not a strip club guy, but if
some of them, you know, my guys came to town and goes,
hey, hey, Dave's getting married again. We're to the officer party.
Where do you want to go? I may all of a sudden on tally
Hoe. I saw it on Instagram. I saw whatever. So that's all
you're looking to do. I mean, with all the reality shows out there,
it's surprisingly there's never been one at a strip club with MTV and a
big brother then no everything and anything, right, you know Jersey Shore right.
I mean with the language. I mean there's not sex in it.
The nudity, no, but it'd be interesting to see the girl. It's
the same thing every night. You're not mixing it up again. No,
but you could have the drama of some of the girls. We all get
along. There's this guy, this guy's here too, whatever, Hey,
I really like this guy. I mean you could look, don't I know,
people will produce right reality TV. Some of this is very manipulated.
But you could manipulate a thing and maybe not so much have to if you
were able to see that some guy keeps showing up and getting lap dances from
a specific girl and then have her boyfriend come in, you know what I
mean, that could be tension drama. You can create that stuff and that's
real life. Yes, I'm sure you saw that happen. Oh yeah,
how did it end? I don't think good for the guy. This was
a long time ago when I first started that. Uh. I think the
owner took the guy outside. And because you do hear about abuse and uh
sometimes girls have a little too much makeup on and they're like, oh,
they're like, you're gonna break up with her? No, I don't want
too. Well, we know people, Yeah, if anything happens again.
Yeah, So in other words, they were physically abusing the girl, heading
her or something. Yeah. A lot of bikers used to come to the
Classic cat too, I mean really cool. Yeah, and usually those are
the guys that all that were not the bikers. I knew that I did,
and I knew some guys in certain clubs, Uh were always more protective
than they were menacing. Yeah, and if they were menacing, they were
menacing for it. No, young idiots. It was always. It was
always. But if there was a problem, it was always for a reason,
or it was they you know, you were out of line with someone's
girlfriend or whatever. Yeah. Other than that, you know, nothing happened.
I don't care. It's funny because there was the thing. This has
happened a couple times now with only fans right now, I guess I get
it. But if you worked at a place and all of a sudden,
your brother, you know, let's say nobody knows and your cousin comes in
with his buddies and you're on stage, it's like shit, right, but
you're trying to keep it quiet, but you can't really do it out of
the right cats out of the bag. Now, with only fans, they
have it. So if you're in New York state, you can block New
York state, Yeah, but you can. However, there's been two stories
now where there's been a cousin who subscribe to somebody's channel. And then just
yesterday we talked about a story where a girl's like I got a former teacher
of mine who said, I always knew you turn into something special and it's
on her only fans, and I'm so creeped out. It's so gross.
That is kind of weird. I mean, it's getting fired for less.
Come, just keep your mouth shutting. And but if you if you said
it, who cares, because it's it's you and her. She's an adult,
you're an adult. That doesn't mean you're a creep. You're at home,
you're peaking at only fans, and you just happen to stumble upon it.
I mean I I don't think you can stumble upon it. Yeah,
I think you can. I think if you go on only Fans and you
can just search different girls, different channels and what, Wait, have you
been on No? I haven't. I have, Okay, I did because
I wanted to see with what do you search? You put it in tall,
short, thin No. I went because we had a woman on gin
fit. And then it's like, if you like I saw her picture,
well, some people like that. Some people like she was she's goth,
she's she is goth? Is that? Yeah? And the people paid her
to wear a burrito in her shoe and then bought it. But here,
I know, but I think that when you go on there, much like
Netflix, if you like this, you may also like boom boom boom boom,
And they showed you a bunch of other things. And there's even comedy
shows on there. There are some British comedy shows that I watched. It's
just like the TikTok another version of that in a way. But here,
in a way, right in here, you can get just one other outlet
that you could do. So you could do something. Yeah, get on
there. Why don't we do only fans people start subscribing to us? Oh,
we could do that. We could we could get a only fans one
one dollar a month, twelve dollars a year. See if Angel knows that
man have Hilman flesh every other Monday, well we'll take him. Moment,
you didn't. You didn't do badly against her. I didn't think she did
badly. You're being nice? What she got five? Right at eight?
Those are easy questions? No ship, yeah, all right, okay,
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old today, sang this song. Yep, and I the Fall Guy is
now a movie. Yes, that's uh in theaters as we speak. Lady,
there you go, Juesus. I'm sure he's got a cameo. Hope
he does. And I don't know. I was a huge six million dollars
fan as a child. Well that's sick. Yeah, I love now they're
coming out with. I was a big Fall Guy fan. I like the
movie. I like the show Fall Guy because I liked I always thought being
a stuntman looked so cool. And then then who is the chicken there?
Heather Thomas, Heather Thomas. Yeah, yeah, she came out a white
bikini can through those saloon doors. I can see it in my mind right
now. I can fucking see it. I'm on back. I'm like nine
years old to google doors. You're nine years old, I swear to God,
how'd you know? Right? Well? Tell me and break? I
think, uh yeah, hey, hey, draw bi life Crash. It's
a simple song, a little dumb, but I appreciate when these would look
so well, that's the Oh it's a purple bikini. I don't know if
it's the one I thought she came out through saloon doors at one point in
a white bikini. Heather time, I remember being like, oh my god,
she's I was afraid to watch it was six years old. Yeah,
would you nail that? Because I know I would. I mean, I
don't have to play that game. Why because I know? Yes, I'm
calling you out. I'm not gonna if she walks in here right now with
a white bikini, tips down her ankles. Are you going for it?
No, I'm not going to time it or not, and hope she doesn't
trip on the way out. The fuck sixty six? This make she probably
looks great. Probably, Yeah, she probably looks great. That's sixty years
ago. It's not sixty years ago. Oh hold a second, I'm sure
she's on Instagram. This is a photo a reunion. Okay, I don't
know what year it is. It's got to be recent. Heather Thomas,
Hither Thomas and Majors. Yeah, she looks like Okay, she looks like
every person. Never mind, I don't want to say why every person now,
No, she does not look like every person. Now. She looks
like every woman I've ever known that had money, that was trying to hold
on to her looks okay, Okay, when I spent a summer in parks
of the Utah. I saw a lot of that face a lot, okay,
at all these because my uncle was a pilot, so my aunt would
take me to charity events with her. So we'd go off the deer Valley
in these different places because she was part of some thing, and it was
a lot of that. And I'll never forget when the woman from across the
street comes over. Her husband was from Sweden, owned a couple of restaurants,
and she needed help with her landscaping. They were having a tree.
She goes, she comes over and rings the doorbell. And she always wore
shorts that were just slightly inappropriate, just a little like but cut off jeans.
And she says to my uncle, because my cousin was eighteen, he
was like six foot four and I was twenty one, she comes over and
says, do you have any big, strong young men that can help me?
And I'm hiding and my uncle looks and he starts laughing. I didn't
want to go. I didn't want to go help this woman. I didn't
you. And women fucking creep me out, all right, she creeped me
out. I was twenty one, and I'll tell you what maybe I made
them. I think I don't know. She could have taught you a thing.
She probably could have. Yet at the same time I was like,
no, thanks, okay. I've always been like I will say this,
I always stuck in my age or slightly older, slightly like a year,
a year or maybe a year or two to maybe I'll go. I'll go
a decade or two. I know, like eating grilled cheese sandwiches. It's
terrible. No, they make they make, they make them for you.
Give you No, that's talking about great. You're not talking about that.
I know what you're talking about, especially in the morning nobody has for breakfast.
I do exactly what it was, of course, so do you have?
Are you really attracted? And I'm not trying to be an asshole,
but i mean, look, all is usually just a spark to be honest,
okay, but all of us age, right, And if I had
a paperbag, I'll tell you what. I would wrinkle it up and put
it on my hand and make it a puppet and go, hey, Doug,
I want to go out some dime. I'm seventy five, and you
would probably say yes. But I'm wondering, like, are you physically attracted.
Now I've attracted to the person with communication and talking and especially a laugh
or a good sense of humor. And then it doesn't matter the age.
I mean, I was smoking. A girl can come in right here,
yes, and just she could have a gutter mouth, and I would be
totally turned off. Now anything to do with yes, yeah, I understokaya.
But if you have somebody twenty years old, I could get past the
gutter mouth. If she has just I can't. I cannot stand that it
women I can't stand. No. I like women that are uh. I'll
tell you a story. The lady in the streets. I remember I was
at a bar a couple of years ago when somebody said, Doug, why
did you make a play for that girl single? I'm like, you know
what, I remember her and I can't remember why I don't talk to her,
And then her friends came in. It was f this this now I
remember. I only saw her in the summer when she was bold. It's
an interesting thing because I moved down the bar because I just can't stand I
was always sonified. I agree, and I do agree, and it sounds
it almost sounds like well, words are words and for the most part they
are. But I am seeing more and more in society. Yeah, people
look at you a little. I don't know. I'm not so sure like
I think when my kids were little, I was always like, well,
words are words, and I wasn't so strict on certain words. But now
I'm starting to think, yeah, because when I won't speak certain ways.
I've tried actually on the podcast, because in the beginning, like when we
first started this, there were times it was like and I'm like, I
uber yesterday some kids from Gates to marketplace small and I hear them in a
bag f this and this. They had to be let's say, thirteen,
fourteen years old, and I'm like, don't don't leave, nigga, We're
gonna be right there. I'll tell you, we're gonna have full How long.
I go five minutes and we'll meet you at wasn't the mall entrance.
It was a go kart. So I take the different exit and go around
and he goes, stop, stop, stop, I go, I am
stopping, man. I told you stop, I go. I have to
stop in front of the doors. You know what I'm talking about? He
yells. Ass So just an asshole gets out and fuck you and blah blah
blah and slams my door and his kids, his friends. We were inside.
They were at a car, but I was trying to get out of
the way for traffic, make it closer where I knew that his friends were
going to be, and just total disrespect. It was just really bad.
Yeah, it is. But but when it comes to a woman, same
same thing, you'd rather have somebody who's a little more refined. Let's put
it that way. Yeah, yeah, my fair lady. Well maybe all
right, a good sense of humor. Do you have a profile anywhere at
the at uh, at the post office on a dating side? Oh yes,
I have thirty seven of them. I have thirty seven. Oh I
know him. I joined Bumble. You joined Bumble a couple of days ago.
All right, Now, Bumble, from what I thought was women approaching
men like a guy couldn't make the first move unless Bumble's changed. But I
remember reading about that or something. They may have changed because they were getting
my shirt by a new girl. He's been dating for four or five weeks,
maybe it was months anyway, So I tried it a few years ago,
but he had some luck on it. So it's one of those things.
I give it a try. It's free. Yeah, you know,
so you're trying bumble. Uh. Yeah, somebody did reach out to me
yesterday. Yeah, and what are you doing. I'm working, I'm driving
Uber. You know, how are you this that? Oh you're busy.
I'll let you go and then delete him deleted the conversation, like, oh,
because I wasn't blowing you off. I'm working. Yeah, And then
I joked while I can talk it stop lights and you know, ha ha.
So it was kind of weird, and I'm like, god, bitch
with the Uber guy. I guess not. Yeah, maybe that's it.
Well you're gonna find out. But see. Another thing is that I found
being fifty three is that getting older, you got to take a second look
at pros and cons. You know, oh he ubers. Well, I
do Uber, but I can always turn it off whenever I need to do
something, including for you. Yeah, you know, I gotta do you,
baby, I gotta do you. That's right. This engine will run
hot, you know, but a different kind of hot. Some days I
can work longer, make more money, and we got to cut it off
to go to the concert than they work in a couple of hours. In
the morning and break up with some flowers and take you to the cancer.
I think you should write that in your profile. No, you know what.
I have read your profile. Open your profile. I want to hear
this dog shit you wrote. I know it is. I know it's right,
dog shit. It's Dougie Fresh. Hey. I'm your hip shaking,
money making good time man. You can listen to me in the Bill Fight
program. Laughter, just laughter and smiles. Comedian looking for partner in crime.
Hope you play yuker and or golf. Looking forward to meeting you.
That's it. How many strokes to get your ball? My ball in your
hole? Okay and pretty basic and no real bites yet. No, No,
are you Doug? Is your name not Dougie Fresh? No, you're
just Doug. Yeah, not Dougie. Not your last name. No,
I don't think you put you don't put last names on there. I don't
know, all right, So you put Doug y. So just look for
doug ladies, Yeah, just look for Doug. Well, I think Doug.
I think you. I'm surprised. I am surprised, you know what.
So was my buddy's girlfriend the other night? Yes, I text him
next she was really nice. She goes, she can't believe that you're single.
I'm like me neither, but I'm just not meeting anybody out and I
don't go out that much anymore. Well, there you go. Now,
now you got the change. A lot people aren't going out like that.
That is true if you talk to anybody who owns a hospitality place like a
rest on her bar in every eleven one hundred uh married, Yeah, that
last single and the and my girlfriends, the duke come down bring their husbands,
which really pisses me off. Put that in a bubble. Yeah,
put that in a bubble. That may work better than uber. I mean
then you're yeah, you're uber. You think your wife cheats on the that's
crazy, that's nuts. She's crazy about you. She loves you. By
the way, you're at a Scotch. There is a lawsuit that's going on
now. I I don't know if this is warranted or not, but it
feels like it's going too far A little bit here people went on a ride
at the Harry Potter Harry Potter ride in the Universal. Okay, why do
I think I've heard? Harry Potter and the Forbidden Orne opened at Universal Studios
Hollywood twenty sixteen. It's one of the most popular attractions. Yeah, I
believe it is. Yes, uh so a couple of people there was a
power outage in La Okay while they were on them. It's not in Florida,
this one's in La. This is in Hollywood, Okay. Yeah,
I'd been to that one. It left about a dozen people stuck. It
on a Transformer themed rid at Universal in addition to affecting the Harry Potter Ride.
The Harry Potter Ride, the people claimed that the they breached duty of
care by failing to provide proper backups such as generators in case of a power
outage, failing to property properly maintained backups such as generators in case of power
I was permitting roller coasters to operate when rolling power out of it lah blah
blah blah blah blah blah. They were stuck. I don't know. I
don't think they were stuck upside down. Maybe they were, I don't think
so. I've been stuck on a roller coaster. I think I was actually
stuck on sideways on them roll I was stuck on the Superman halfway Up.
Yeah, I was stuck Darien Lake many years ago, they had an indoor
roller coaster. It was like inside Darien Lake. Yeah, they had an
inside contained thing and I took listeners from the radio station. They were more
animals animals, and we were gonna ride it ninety six times because I was
on CMF had a frequency of ninety six whatever. So we got three or
four times around. I was starting to feel like, Eh, we're going
upsh and then we're just there, just stuck going back up. They had
to turn on the lights. We had to get out, climb down the
stairs. How far up were you? Uh, we're probably like two three
stories up. Yeah. I wouldn't be able to do that, I don't
think. And they gave you a stare. You climbed out. No,
I know. I'm afraid of height. So but I still like going on
roller coasters. Yeah, Well, people like going on roller coasters, I
believe because when you're on there, you can't think of anything else. I
think thrill being afraid of height, Yes, I do, so, Okay,
so I don't know if this is I mean, you got stuck on
a roller coaster. They might have been there for an hour, so they're
gonna say how much time. I think it was an hour. Okay,
so they're they're suing, they're suing. We'll go to the ABC report in
a moment. I didn't see this here, but uh, there's one couple
that is suing, Deborah Baine and Gerald Scott Bain, who were married,
suing for emotional distress, which they claim was sustained as a quote result of
watching the other spouse being injured. Now, I don't you're strapped in so
I don't know what injury you would get falling forward, maybe you know.
Usually add freend of there said, oh you should do them. I got
a lawyer friend. A lawyer friend says, okay, this is what happened.
Don't you think this happened. Yeah, we're gonna go for one point
five million in there, and they're gonna they're gonna settle for fifty thousand.
The complaint alleges that deporhs injuries required significant medical treatment, including surgery, which
have since prevented her from being able to quote perform the duties of a woman
a wife a wife a wife, including assisting in maintaining the home, as
well as providing love, sexual relations, moral support, take care of it.
How much are they going for I don't doesn't say, doesn't say,
But I'm like, well, she porn star? What kind of hey,
honey, what kind of things to recreate that Harry Potter ride? Right?
Grab my one? It's like, I so, I I don't. I
don't know what to believe, not believe? It sounds made up to me.
How injured could you get on a roller coaster that was stuck? I
don't know, I mean could maybe? Good year. I think your lawyer
can get you this. But I don't like this, right, I don't
like it. It doesn't it doesn't feel good to me. So happy it
does in a way, And I go, what is going on? Why
aren't we always looking for a fight of some kind as something? Everybody's man
and all this? Well, I'll tell shit, I'll tell you what.
There's going to be an awful lot of I feel in Rochester. There's gonna
be an awful lot of car accidents this year. Why people are just driving
like idiots? People without assurance. Here's the Abcerfolte Stean Air seven over Universal
Studios where there is a power outage affecting some rides. There, Chris,
that's right, Jovanna apparently affecting a couple of rides here and a number of
riders on Transformers now being rescued by the La County Fire Department. They're apparently
evacuating the building here on the north side of the amusement park. Everything else
appears to be operating pretty normally here. But again, there was approximately eleven
people on board the ride. Two of them have been removed now with the
process of evacuating. The other nine passengers reporting lot it's like breaking news Chris
Christy and Air seven over Universal Studios, where there is a power breaking news
we got. I just when I hear these lawsuits and things, I always
think, Oh, I don't know what good comes of it. I guess
I guess like it's never gonna happen again, Like universe is gonna stop everything.
We can't let anybody else on the ride. They're gonna get everybody off.
They're gonna run me twice. I always ain't gonna let you back up.
I always think you'd take a risk. I guess if you fell off,
and like if you slipped out of it. Right, Let's say it
was stuck upside down and somebody was small enough that they they got sweaty and
nervous, and the next thing you know, they slipped out of the harness.
And now you know, the person's in the next newm's got their arm
holding them and they're holding on to the thing that I could see. Sue,
go ahead, this is what And now you're gonna say you can't because
you don't want to blow them. I remember, I mean, that's what
this is. She's trying to get out of a BJA. That's what it
is. Done. Don't tell me I'm wrong, I'm right, you're right.
I'm not gonna argue that. I remember years ago, Darian Lake,
when the viper opened up the somebody leaned in too far to see if the
uh what do you call them? The the coaster was coming balance and fell
in and got hit by that. Okay, well and I don't know what
happened with that, but but even that, it's like you, but that's
your audio stupidity. Well she was like twelve years ago, all right,
I got it, twelve fifteen something like that. I mean, we have
to look, people get excited at these things. Your adrenaline's pumping in the
whole thing is really it's like a controlled adrenaline rush. You just handed the
uh that you can't sue the State of New York for potholes. There's an
interesting fact I heard on the radio the other day, not this program,
for somebody else. They're changing People are changing their license plates just a little
bit, so they change a four to an eight so when you go through
the scanners, so they don't have to pay. Yeah, but how good
does it look? Well, it's gotta be some shitty aff And how's it
gonna read because it doesn't read? Okay, So New York State thinks that
they're losing about forty seven thousand dollars a year what with people doing this?
The fuck's doing it? A lot of people that don't want to pay.
You know how much the tolls bring in to New York State every year?
I got to think over a billion, eight hundred and eleven million dollars,
eight hundred and eleven million dollars forty seven thousand. But wait, first of
all, I want to see this jankie ass shitty job that somebody did on
a license plate to fix a number. Do you remember when you used to
have to chalk your license to get into a bar? Yeah, and you
were college. Okay, major. Yes, okay, so now tell me
that this is the same thing. I can't say that this is the same
thing with your license plate. Absolutely. How does the scanner not pick it
up? That they can't look at this and go there's it's not even reading
is an eight? Is it a video? You gotta see it. You
see the pick? Yeah? Then they it goes through the program and it
comes up that they can't identify the license fucking oh, they can't identify the
license license plate. Ah, so if you change the four to an eight,
maybe I'm wrong? All right? I thought there was like a little
barcode on your left. Well they put a fucking barcode on there. New
York State. We're in twenty twenty four. You more right if you're gonna
wind about forty seven thousand dollars right, just less than a lot of people
make a year, for God's sake. Yes, Jesus, I'm one of
them. Now put that on bubble. That's gonna work for you too.
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spit scorpions right, no great white, no man, Dougie, come on,
don't with Oh, doug it does only scorpions, so you're right,
that's great. No, I know it s not poison. No hairband.
This is what the husband who is stuck. When he asked his wife for
a little action, she goes, oh my neck from the Universal ride against
Nobody's full. We're sewing nobody's full, honey, and I getting out of
me that again, nobody's full. That rat Cinder Cinderella, cinder fella.
I saw him probably seven years ago at the Lago. Oh what's his name,
Jamie, No, that's I don't even remember one hit wonder They had
two hits and another hit Doug Cinderella. Nobody don't know what it's done.
I don't know what you got until it's gone. That's right. Yeah I
didn't. I didn't have an either album. No, I didn't either.
I just remember I I I think I used to have to. Did you
ever have long hair ever in your life? Yeah, done to your shoulder,
m like a hippie. No that long. No, you're always clean
cut, mullet more. I was always just more me. It just felt
more comfortable. My hair got very bushy. I think what happened to me
was, I mean, you get a big, thick hair. Yeah,
man, you should let it grow for three months? The fuck now sell
it to women? Cut into the locket, have some is wrong? Creepiest
for animals. Its hair from the Marina God. I in eighth grade.
I was on the varsity track team. And but I was slight. This
after you bank the old neighbor, slight, the old neighbor. I was
a very slight kid. No, that was Park City. She wasn't even
that old. She was probably younger than I am today by a lot.
Okay, so hot, I getting hot, and just answer your questions.
So I'm standing there in the coach. I of course could never that was
always fucking around laughing. And that was a great thing about track. It
was very social out for runs and stuff, and I was always a fairly
decent middle distance runner. So they moved me up. And I can't take
some New York State tests and I can't do so many sit ups in a
minute or whatever. So I get there and all of a sudden, the
coach he goes, hey, Machetti, stop playing grab ass back there,
and she's standing like over to the to the left. Her name was Linda
Matchetti, and he and she goes, I'm right here, and I turned
around and goes moran. Because I looked from the back like a fourteen year
old girl. I was a skinny kid with a like shoulder length that was
down on my shoulder and it was thick. Yeah. And uh so after
that, I was like, yeah, fucking not doing this, doing this,
not fucking doing this anymore, Doug. So he gave up on it.
Uh yeah, I just didn't care. Why what what are you trying
to say? Do nothing? Do I need it? You said everything you've
ever gone after, you've a copolished. Yes, gave up on that.
So you didn't go after it. Well, I didn't care enough. Okay,
So I didn't care enough. I got everything, Yes, I mean
I don't know. I'm just when did the hair track? Yeah? So
you stopped track? No, I didn't stop trying. I didn't I kept
running. Oh I cut my hair. Oh yeah, okay, got my
hair, gave up on the hair growing? Yeah, he gave up on
track. No, okay, Oh gosh, I don't understand what you're saying.
Nothing but to ask me. I want to know why you're asking about
hair. Do you think I need a different hairstyles that you're trying to say?
No, it was eighties hair band. I just wondering. I did
hair thinking of you in the big Goofy Poison bon Jovi thing out I had.
I had a mullet, A little bit of a mullet. Okay,
yeah, I never had lunge. I growth. When I started radio,
I played. Uh. I think there was like we got to do hair,
hair bands at eleven or hair club for men, Hair club for men,
hair club from men. That's what it was. Yes, so creative
that fucking radio visits hair club from men that night? Get ready, hey,
guys, hair club for men tonight going out to John sitting all by
himself on his futon in the city of Poughkeepsie. He's lonely, he's bored,
he's eating a big bucket of haganda. It's right he doesn't have the
other slipper, but he wanted Cinderella one on one point five w e p.
Cinderella said, when she got to the ball, I love that job.
I know you did. Sorry, we were talking about Disney earlier.
Speaking of that, I'll say when she said on Pinocchio's face, tell why
tell? Why tell the truth? Tell? Why I tell the truth?
Well? I got it wrong, so dumb it's They're great, Okay,
got anymore? Yeah, of course you do. I didn't. I did
Mickey Mouse break up with Mini Mouse? Why did Mickey Mouse break up with
Minie Mouse? Why did Mickey Mouse break up with She was fucking goofy oh
oh oh wait, that's not what I wanted. There you go, there,
you go? Do I just broke up with my opera singer girlfriend the
other day. You did so selfish. She's all me, me, me,
me, me, me me, anything else? What else you got?
Well? I already used busted hip on you. I haven't thought anything
new since then. Okay, yeah, no new uh no new ones.
So you talked about you mentioned Hung and uh I want you to listen to
this story. Well Hung, well Hung. Okay, this is a true
story of a man in England who was thrown out of his yoga class.
My mom was also worried about whoops, her mom was worried the wrong one.
You've also been thrown out of the odd yoga class because people have sort
of mistook what they can see as you being a little bit around. Yeah.
I think that's that's sort of real issues in terms of obviously, you
know again, I was wearing, you know, a very baggy shirt,
baggy shorts. But yoga you make positions and I think people just got the
wrong idea and that's sort of the way sometimes goes. Again, you can
dress normally in baggy clothing and it's not too difficulty. Custom underwear that exists
as well, So custom underwear. He has to buy custom underwear or have
it made. He is I don't know, he hat what is it?
What's what are they saying? Okay, so this is He was on British
television. He was on the British talk show this morning. This is the
guy right here and not really a prize. I don't think. I don't
know, right, Okay, So this guy, the bulging brit reportedly boast
b Bot Boner boast Britain's biggest penis, which measures more than twelve inches long
while erect when erect more than twice the global average of an erect penis of
five point one inches. That's a global globe will average five point one.
It's got to be the arc with China. They got a billion guys over
there. Why does that have to be China? Well, South Africa?
Maybe bill if it's Argentina, Mexico throwing the average around the world is five
point one. I'm reading it right here. Okay. Do you think I
went and measured? Yeah? You probably did. Yeah. The guys,
so this guy silver guy measures their dick at one point in their life when
they're younger, in high school or college or whatever. I got drunk at
a party with yeah, and uh, some girls said, if your penis
isn't as big as as long as a dollar bill, we have a problem
or something. So did you bring out a centennial quarter? A dollar silver
dollar? Then Vegas like this one, there's a doctor in Webster. We're
right around here, and it's becoming more and more popular. He's doing like,
uh, penis enlargement, but it's the girth, so he is basically
it's like I called it bocox. He's like both socks for your penis or
something. But I guess he's like leading this thing. I don't know.
I was at some party and some girls bragging I work for this guy he's
doing. But this was when I was in college. It was probably a
freshman, and I was hanging out with these girls and we're drinking and she
somebody said, if it's not bigger than a dollar, then uh, you
got a problem where a girls want blah blah blah. So we put out
a dollar and I dropped my pants and what happened. It was just a
little bit longer, okay, a little the dollar and change, dundy counterfeit
dollar change, dollar and change. Okay, look at you. I don't
know. That was many years ago. Yes, I don't even know.
I could you imagine? Did you take you home doing it? Now?
Gosh, so stupid, so stupid. I mean, the right party have
to be real drunk. How about this poor guy and he's on TV talking
about it. But people have learned a lot of myths from pornography. The
guy said, Uh, they don't realize the implications that it would have when
you're actually living in a situation day by day of like a big penis.
We had a dwarf porn star on last night. I did see that a
little bit of it, and she was Uh. She said, bigger isn't
always better. No, she's heard that from a lot of women. Yeah.
So this guy, I guess he has an upcoming autobiography called A Long
Story Life with one of the world's largest penises. Oh, there was a
video years ago, long Dong Silver I think was a video and they went
around the world filming the biggest cos they they got it a bachelor party when
I was twenty one. Yeah. They usually showed dirty movies at a basel
of party, usually that include women. Yeah, yeah, this was this
guy don silver. They had women and who would take it? Oh?
Gotcha? Put donuts on the end. The girl they could finish the last
one was the girl that you wanted to me the uh this, this guy
says, not to mention the contrary is popular believe having a behemoth manhood can
paradoxically be an inconvenience in the bedroom. He said. They love the idea
more than the practicality. In porn, there's lots of filters being used.
It's very small bodies, lots of camera angles and stuff. So when they
face someone who's actually that size, it's not what they want. He's the
guy they can hurt. There are people who like it for bragging, bragging
point of view who claims that some of the yeah, there you go.
During one encounter, he said he was even catfish by a woman who tried
to get him to appear on their only Fans page under the guise of a
normal date. Oh, and then she wanted to get him. Oh,
the battle of the bulge. It's a different kind of bulge. Yeah,
so there you go, peches. It's a it's a foot it's yeah.
I mean it's tough enough that I have to duct tape mine everywhere. I
strapping in there. Oh yeah, wear those I work out. Do you
put it in your Do you put it in your I only have seven inches
when I bend it in half? Oh do you okay? Do you put
that on your your bumble profile? No, I'm an uber driver. I
always wear my seat belt and then I always seat building. My God,
good google do ladies, if you want a wild ride, a universal that
won't get stuck every now and then, the power never goes out in this
grab your American flag because I got a flagpole. You can tape it to
you can salute it every morning, snaking ahead to wake you up better than
they learn. Cla. Wow, that's a boy there. That's romance right
there, romance. What's your face? Still taking dick pics? I mean
maybe she'd want to see Laura. Yeah, I don't think dick looking.
You'd have to take two pictures or make a movie. Yeah, get up
and talk to you. That's a bad that's if anybody's ever tried to do
rous down. There was there Penis, Yeah, I think I think there
was a whole show that was off Broadway where guys did Penis tricks, like
they wrapped it around the wrist and made a watch with it and they did
yeah really yeah, look it up. Okay, look it up, and
I know you will, Yes you will, Yes, you will. I
don't have the time. Bumble, it's getting target stumble, what do you
bumble? Bumble? Well, it's it's we're close to wrapping it up.
No, what else is happening? Did you want to give your shout outs?
You always give you a little shower. Yeah. I always enjoy when
people are listening to I likes to give shout outs to the people. Picture.
Without them, we would not be here. No, we would be
yees. Okay, I've been talking to myself Doug for forty years. Forty
years, Jim Hubbard, Alfie h O. J Salomon who I let to
uh forty two school with, and his nickname was OJ. My cousin Karen
Sandy and Jim From, Jim White, Mike Bailey, uh Him Hallick in
Syracuse, Dave Liberto, the comedy Company, Chris do, Pat rob Rice,
Jimmy Lynch, uh w Mundorff, and Robert Young. There you go.
That is good. Any big plans for the weekend, just driving Uber.
They've got a free gifted the Lago that will probably go out and get
for Sills. I haven't worked on any comedy, just trying to focus on
a couple other things. You know what remind that reminds me? When we
wrap up here, I'll throw a date at you. Okay, cool,
I got a couple of gigs coming. Yeah, I've been working silently on
the side. All right, you're working for me, You're like my agent.
I'm doing a bunch of stuff that I'm just not talking to people about.
You know what I am people, I'm starting to feel it, but
I'm just not talking about. I am a big believer of jinxing things,
and I don't believe jinxing. I do. I don't believe in jinxing.
Okay, I think that I I think it's okay, it's not it is,
but I will kind of like your telepathy ship. No, but frequently
see, yes, it's lepathy. Here's my thing. I'm not telling people
because I think most people would tell you, just like starting this podcast,
that oh, it never works, nobody ever makes money, no one's ever
learned how to monetize it, blah blah blah. And they don't mean they're
not trying to squash your dream or shit all over you. They're trying to
be concerning from their point of view. You start to let that in your
head you ain't gonna do shit, right, So my thing is, shut
up and do it. Why did I even tell you this if you got
nothing good to say? That was from Yeah, but I got nothing to
say, don't say anything at all. No, I give a positive feedback,
and I wouldn't even say that. I would just so like when my
kids tell me stuff, and so I just listen. That's why I like,
even with the whole graduation thing, it's you, buddy, We're all
here for you. But that's fine. I was thinking about writing a letter
to may or. I hit on it earlier that I think there's gonna be
a lot of accidents in Rochester this year just with people driving absolutely terrible.
I haven't no courtesy, and I mean going around the double lines, the
bikes already out doing wheeling. I saw him yesterday, a group of six
or seven, and I think, uh, I know there's a lot of
people driving around without any assurance talking to other police officers. I think the
Mayor's really had to do something. You know, there's no headlights at night.
Yeah, well, here here's the tough part. And bicycles too,
I mean, gosh, yeah, I know there's a bike lane, but
get on the fucking sidewalk please, here's the here's the tough part. And
you're on a mountain bike. It doesn't matter if you're on a sidewalk or
the street, go ahead, E bike, E bikes bikes. Uh.
Here here's the tough part. I think if you could have if you're driving
without here's what I don't understand. If you're driving without insurance, or driving
without a license, or driving without registration or whatever it is. Okay,
hopefully you can figure out how to get this. But if you're driving like
with a suspended license, and you still got to get to work, and
you're like, fucking I'm just going then follow every traffic rule and everything so
nothing happens, because it's the only way you're getting caught is when something happens,
right, that's it. The only way you're getting caught is you let
the inspection expire. Get that fixed, you can. This is your encouragement
to break the law. But if you are breaking law, and it's usually
the ones we always hear about the person that got into an accident, terrible
accident, suspended license, no insurance, Why are you out there driving recklessly?
You fucking more if you need the car to get so, you can
get the insurance and pay the bills and get to work and do it such
the follow rules. Thank you. Yeah, it's my PSA for today.
Where's common sense these days? I don't know. I don't know, and
I feel like we're looking at you know, we look for things like to
blame somebody else. Well they were slow, they were slow down. Give
yourself then leave your house earlier a lot. This is all your fault.
Everything is your fucking fault, Doug. It's all your fault, always,
it says bumble man. I hope you stumbled into a pussy Umbumm me too
if I get laid. This first thing I'm doing is but now these headphones
and telling you all about it? Oh no, okay, right there.
You just you just closed every opportunity on Bubble. No woman wants to be
talked to to do we will. I'm not gonna change my luck. Some
listener is gonna come and knock at my door tonight for Doug Day. I'm
Bill Moran, will see you tomorrow. Holdal, you know what to do.
I'm trying to TV to you.