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From the Mac of All Trade Studio
in Fairport and driven by Victor Kreisler,

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Dots Jeep Brahm, It's Bilified the
Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello

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and welcome. Thanks for getting your
pot on. Thank you for telling a

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friend. That's how we spread the
word about the pirate ship. Dougie Fresh

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in the House in the house,
Baby, what's going on? Somebody I

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put it out that you were coming
in because I had gone out to the

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itally home. Hell, I will
she know? Yeah? And somebody wrote

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Dougie Fresh in the house, baby
in the house, hips shaking, money

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making tower power Man of the Hour
twenty four seven, the one your mother

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warned you about? Dougie Fresh in
the house? Are you the one your

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mother aren't you about? Have you
heard it? No? You have heard

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it. Yes, I've heard it, but I didn't know what warned you.

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But I didn't know if that was
you that was going to throw it

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at the end. Now, how
come? Now do you think that?

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Moms? This is a great question. Now okay, and I'm serious.

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Think about this for a second and
then go back. You have sis?

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Yeah? Yeah? Were you close
with your sisters? Are you close in

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age with your sisters? Close in
agent? Close? Now? Okay?

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Because I'm five years older than my
sister, eight years older than my brother,

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my brother and sister are much closer
to each other. They used to

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actually pose for prom photos like they
would do these silly prom photos everywhere they

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went to Mike mockery of it.
They have a very close relationship but I

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don't as much. But here's my
question. Do you think moms warned daughters

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about guys more than dad's warned daughters
about guys. I did never warn me

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about girls. He wanted to hear
all this. No no no, no

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no no. I'm not saying no, no, no no, you miss

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it. Like do you think your
dad warned your daughter, your sister about

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Like I don't remember any because you
know, the kind of girl you don't

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want to bring home to mom was
a thing for guys, because usually you

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would hear from mom, Dad'd be
like, hey, right, don't do

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anything. I wouldn't do it gives
you a whole lot of run where you

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know that, right? And then
the other was you know dad with you

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here? Now? The term is
girl dad, So you want to protect

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your daughter? Like I read something
online today. I thought this was interesting

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in a way. Girl comes home, she bought a new iPad. She's

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got this iPad. It's great.
She went and her father said to her,

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wow, she said, did you
get something? Did you do anything

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to it? It's beautiful? And
she said, yeah, I put protective

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glass on it. And he goes, oh, why'd you do that?

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She said, well, because I
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and and she said, uh,
what else? He said, I got

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a case, a case to protect
it. And he said, wow,

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you want to cover up the beautiful
iPad and all the things. And she

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said yeah, she goes, actually, I think it looks better clothed up,

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clothed up, covered up, and
Bob, the analogy is your body.

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So the father's going, Okay,
you're more precious than the iPad.

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Let's cover that shit up, honey, got you? Do you see what

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I'm saying, Like I go,
I just wonder going back. I don't

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know why. I just hit me
now because I was. I have had

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some dad moments going on in my
life recently, and I thought, that's

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interesting. Did moms did? Did
dad's warn daughters more about guys than moms

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warned daughters about guys? And I
think that it's mostly dads because dads know

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what guys are after I remember picking
a girl up in high school, their

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father going I can trust you,
right, and I go, yep,

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I can trust you about as far
as I can throw you. And I

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remember her going, get in the
car, getting the car, getting the

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car. Yeah, I know some
parents that are some fathers that are very

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overprotective. Yeah, yeah, did
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you have to encounter along the way. No, not that I remember.

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You hung out with the sluts,
didn't you. Yeahs weren't around. I

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don't think they never lasted long enough
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of low self esteeve and no dad, he's visited a graveyard once or twice.

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You know it's funny because I I
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This is gonna get weird, and
I apologize. I'll apologize right in advance

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today because you're gonna think I'm fucking
insane even more so. Yeah, okay,

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So I have three sons. My
youngest son is fourteen. He lives

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with his mom in Alabama, and
he wanted to try out for the high

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school basketball team. He's never played
organized basketball in his life. He loves

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the game. He's pretty good.
We played here in he got me in

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a five on five at an LA
fitness gym, and I would normally never

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play basketball, just was I love
watching the game. I never played the

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game because I knew I'd get cut, and I had never gotten cut from

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anything. So we were saying earlier. Yes, yeah, I just never

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did so, and I had played
every sport, but I just knew that

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was one I couldn't. So my
uh so we're playing. He doesn't do

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badly. He's fourteen. These guys
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then there's me, So fourteenth sophomore
in high school, no fourteen, going

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into freshman year, going into just
turn fourteen. And he wants to join

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the basketball team, or he did. He wants to. He's always trying

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out and he got cut. And
what I was really hoping was that he

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wasn't going to take the l You're
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I was talked to him last night. He was a little bummed out,

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and I did some dad type things
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go, oh, never mind,
never mind, got him laughing then silly

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shit like that. But I said
to him, here's the thing that always

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as a as a parent that I
had a hard time with was when I

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would hear other parents say or say
even to my kid. Because his older

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brother when we played, when he
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He was the littlest kid. He
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birthday in January. So he's with
all the kids a great ahead, and

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you know how they do. If
you have a child, it's always three

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to six months, you know,
eight, it to whatever months, and

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then the clothing change. Well,
I think there's still a big difference in

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you know, third grade, fourth
grade, those months still count. There's

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a lot of development that happens with
these kids. So he's the smaller guy,

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and he would get up there and
he'd be sometimes getting so pissed.

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When he had two strikes. He'd
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would be buckling with the bat.
He would get so mad. And I

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remember people saying the things that,
buddy, it's just a game, and

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I would be like, I don't
say that. I want to punch you

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in the face for saying that.
I won't punch you in the face,

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but I want to because it's not
I don't. Here's my thing. It's

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it's not about yes, it is
a game. Okay, don't take it

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so seriously, is what you're trying
to say. But what I'd rather it

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be is stings to lose, stings
to strike out. So let's go back

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and figure out how we fix it. Were you in the stand saying you

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strike out, you're walking home.
It's not a game. Sit down,

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Bob, it's my kid up there. You Yeah, it was was it?

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You stay? You didn't even say
the game. I didn't. I

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didn't sit at certain games. At
certain games, I couldn't. Some games.

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I wouldn't go do your best.
No, I would always say do

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your best. But my thing was, if you if you're that invested,

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like where you're hitting the plate,
you're mad, you're frustrated, then then

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you care. And I like that
you care, but I don't want Sorry,

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that's all right, a TV deal
your show, it's a TV deal

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working now. But I also made
a bunch of calls to it's this going

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on TV cool. So anyway,
my thing was like, if you take

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it, just go back and try
again. Don't keep that same fire.

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Let's figure it out. And now
here's here's where the weirdness comes in.

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And I blame the eclipse again because
I go, everything happened right, No,

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I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I am starting to believe that

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everything in life is controlled by your
mind. And whatever you believe is what's

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gonna happen. If you were a
religious person, you were always told that

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God will never give you more than
you can handle. God will support you

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in all things. Right, Well, I believe that the universe will give

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you exactly what you can handle,
because that's what you believe. So if

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you believe that you can only can
only handle women over seventy years old,

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apparently, if that's your thinking,
if you start thinking the other way,

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because I'm telling you it's I swear
to God, you think it, it

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comes back. It's like a fucking
mirror. Whatever you believe, sopathy,

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brain power, it's a I do
believe in telepathy without a doubt. Yeah,

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I don't know what do you mean
by telepathy because I had a different

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thing, say hey, you want
to order pizza, and you would turn

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and say I was literally just gonna
answer that, okay, So I would

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say similar, we're on the same
frequency. And I think that so much

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so that we're finding things in the
world that there's energy. Everything's energy,

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everything energy, everything's frequency, all
that. Tesla Nikola Tesla was really the

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guy that invented Go ahead, laugh, hang on now this is I told

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you this is gonna get weird.
I told you I warned you. I

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warned you, Nikola Tesla. People
will say Marconi invented the radio. Okay,

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Marconi, there's even an award for
radio dicks to win, But he

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didn't. Nick Nikola Tesla actually did. And Nikola Tesla did a lot of

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things. You have electricity in your
house because Nikola Tesla was such a brilliant

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scientist that he figured out instead of
direct current, alternating current, and that's

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why we have electricity to comes to
our homes. It's because of Nicola Tesla.

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But he also had healing machines and
they were all on vibration. And

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his theory was and many scientists believed
him and proved it that each disease,

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each problem that we have, runs
on a frequency, and if you can

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match that frequency with a better free
you could eradicate it. Now, he

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started this shit and people started like
shitting all over this guy. He went

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around Europe. Other scientists picked up
on it and started to invent things.

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There's still some of these Tesla like
healing machines out there. But my point

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is that it's all frequency. So
my thing was with my kid is I

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want you to be on the frequency
of focus on Okay, I know where

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I want to get to. I
can't get there from here, but I

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can get to better shape, better
ball handling skills, better shooting and all.

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And the next thing you know,
you've hit your goal. And that's

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kind of where I'm at. I'll
tell you what. This is very interesting

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because the other day my nephew's fourteen. So happy to hear that fourteen.

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Next Saturday, I want to do
Westler how to do push ups because he

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hasn't been able to do him.
Yep, I'm trying to get him in

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a sport. So I went over
there. I said, all right,

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he says this could be the best
thing for you, maybe if he does

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it seriously. Yeah, the carpet's
too hard, the floors aren't even I'm

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like, okay, I'm in the
areas uneven. I'm like, okay,

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let's do some push ups. Took
out a book. Okay, even if

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you can only do ten and then
your phone, do a two minute break,

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do them on your knees and work. I said that too. I

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go, but he goes, well, they hurt my hands. I'm like,

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buddy, you have to toughen up. It doesn't happen in one two

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five push ups. You gotta work
a little hard. This is where I

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dad, I go, stop your
pussy, It's okay right now, it's

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that okay, that's serious. I
would say stop you. I would go

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quiet. He goes, well,
this is it. This is I'm like,

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I don't want excuses, Chris.
I for every excuse you have,

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I have a solution. And as
you go through life, you're gonna find

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out that as you get older that
starts with this. Yes, it's arguing.

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It's arguing for your limitation. This
is the way this. I know.

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I agree. His parents weren't in
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wrestling. You've got a Division one
scholarship. Dude, that's impressive. And

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now he's got friends that are in
sports one place soccer, two are in

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wrestling. I found out. So
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but I go, do you think
you're gonna wrestle? My? Sure,

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it goes yeah, I think I'm
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well build up little by little by
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or not, no, but this
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so great is I and I used
to get it and I started, I

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said, we're gonna do push ups
together, so I rode them last night.

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I text him, do your push
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I ran my rode my bike for
thirty minutes. I'm like, okay,

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but why didn't you do your pushes? Well, I forgot to charge my

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phone and I couldn't done. I'm
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the excuses. And I was doing
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I was gonna tell him that I
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non stop, no twelve minutes,
and I could already feel in my in

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my muscles. I'll tell you what
fifty three. And it's kind of like,

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gosh, I got you, humped
these out. I got you.

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But again, you can't get mad
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I'll do I'll do it tonight.
Here's the weird thing too, that I

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think, because you're right, and
then I ordered a pizza. We we

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argue for our libertations on things like
why we can't I can't get there because

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I can't, and we blame other
people. I'm starting to believe that there's

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only attraction, there's no assertion,
and nobody's really ever been able to do

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something to you that's just your perceived
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inability to I don't know inability to
fully understand. I guess because I don't

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believe anybody is doing anything to you. Everything happens to you, no matter

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what it is, good, bad, ugly, even the worst thing in

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the world that you think it's a
point, But there are other affect you

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in ways, whether they you know, some people just have it out for

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you. I'm sorry, well even
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thinking like, but you can find
ways to get on the frequency that would

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almost attract the best of them for
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like a battery positive negative, right, yes, exactly, And so here

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here's here was my other uh my
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hang on, I want to play
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this. This is so I'm going
through Instagram and Treek Hill, who is

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considered one of the best receivers,
I don't know what he is like a

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hybrid player really he was almost like
a running back too. Uh in the

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NFL talked about he was on a
podcast and they asked him, was he

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ever like yelled at by a coach
and just listen to this for a second.

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On you out in front of other
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aren't used to that. A lot
of guys aren't used to sitting inside of

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a mining room being the best player
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And then the coach saying, Bro, you suck this player. Man,

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you ever had somebody say that,
Oh yeah, this ship Miami Dolphins.

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You know what I'm saying, Like, uh, the player gets snead,

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the player, the cheese. Everybody
see this pagainst the cheefs were one family

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to the floor. He called me
out. He like, Bro, you're

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supposed to be the best player in
the league, and you got this guy

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putting hands all over you like that. Man, we pay you all this

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money for what And for me,
I love that because I'm gonna take that

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to the heart and I'm gonna get
better for it. That'll never happened again

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to me in my life. Man, you feel me. If not hold

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me accountable, I feel like I'm
not I'm not gonna be able to get

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better. You know what I'm saying. Up, But hey, on,

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here's where my head goes. So
I loved this because I loved coaches that

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did that to me. And my
old man was when I was younger,

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was very tough on me at times, and I would say that in a

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way, if you if there's something
about I'm gonna prove them, build your

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confidence. And when you're confident,
you can you win. You know,

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like your nephew. Once you get
five push ups, now you can get

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ten push ups. Right, once
you get ten, shit, let's go

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for twenty. You know what I
mean? And that that's the thing.

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And I believe that that's how you
build self esteeming kids. And you can

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tell me all the stuff about we
need to protect our children from social media.

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You're never putting that genie back in
the bottle, never happening. But

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what you can do is build your
kids self esteem and make them believe that

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they are better or worth more than
that. And that's kind of where I

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was at with my stake at you. And that's that's where I. Oh,

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we had a book I wrote down
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,

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ten reps. Two minute break.
Yeah, I go, and you

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do this for two or three weeks
and you go up to fifteen. It's

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same thing, maybe steps step by
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Yeah, I'm doing it now.
Started walking right and now I'm running.

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It's been walking for a couple of
weeks. Now I'm running, jogging

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slowly, jogging right. And then
even with weightlifting, I'm back in the

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gym lifting wings right, and I'll
only go up once I get the full

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said to a three sets of ten, then I'll go We've all done this

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before every five or seven years.
I think it was eight years ago.

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Then I started working out, yeah
again, and I won an old timer

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tournament. Might have been nine years. That's beautiful. That's a beautiful thing.

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But I think you have to have
goals to get up to the gym,

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And yes you do. And I'm
not one of these people go to

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the gym and just walk around with
the water botle. Hey, how's it

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going now? You need a spot? No, I'm there to work out,

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are you? And I'd rather have
an older gym than the Planet Fitness

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I hear. I go to uh
Samson's or Gold Gym my Father Ridge Road

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and it's old and it's got all
the old equipment, but that's where I'm

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more comfortable. My favorite gym than
I ever belonged to was an old gym.

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It was like a natural body building
boxing gym, and they literally had

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duct tape around the benches. Yes
and yeah that kind of stuff, and

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it was it was great, But
I I liked I liked that because and

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nobody was there doing with posing.
No one was there to look good,

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no one was there to do anything. And uh, yeah, I understand

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what you're saying. Uh. Earlier
this week because the draft is here and

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this is this gives you a little
father son stuff. We were talking about

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what will the Buffalo Bills do and
they'll probably everybody expects them to take a

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receiver or what's going to happen.
Who knows, right, I honestly have

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no idea. I don't even know
when the draft is Thursday, okay,

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And I'll tell you why because you
don't care. I don't care. Yeah,

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and you know what I'm looking for
golf weather because football does not start

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to see and whatever I think or
do or opinion, they're not calling me,

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Hey, what do you think we
should do in the third round?

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You're like, oh, I think
we need to offensive tackle maybe I guess

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maybe a center. How the cheerleaders, Well, so I'll read about it,

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I hear you. But to get
all hyped up twenty four to seven

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about football. I'm sorry, Well, so there's more. Well, Drake

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Cotters was in here this week and
they get counters. Why do I know

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that he gets very very hyped up? No, And this is he said

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about Marvin Harrison Junior. And the
only reason I'm playing it is because they're

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not going to play. Marvin Harrison
Senior being asked what he tells juniors,

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such we're talking father son stuff.
Here's Marvin Harrison Junior. I think is

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an interesting pick. I don't think
Marvin Harrison Junior fits the profile of a

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Sean McDermott and a Brandon Bean player. Really, why is it? Because

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I see Harrison as a rookie digs. Oh and and although although Josh's team,

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I don't I don't think you need
to have him come in at that

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level. You know. For me, if there's a guy like Nate,

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I would say one thing, the
Buffalo Bills are not going anywhere until they

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get an offensive coordinator or coach that
has balls of the walls offense. In

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mine, you have McDermott totally defense. In that way, you have to

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spread the offense and give it a
San Francisco kind of touch and I would

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grab a bunch of receivers and offensive
line, and I thought you weren't gonna.

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I thought you didn't care. You
just said I don't care. I

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don't seem I don't think you need
to have at that level. You know,

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for me, if there's a guy
like Neighbors that hangs out till eleven

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or twelve early, you know,
teams, I might jump to you grab

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him. But if not, how
I mean, the draft is so deep

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at receiver. I think the Bills
pick up two receivers in the first three

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rounds. I could see that.
I totally can see that happen. So

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round pick too, so they might
have to wait. All right, So

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there's that now here is Marvin Harrison
Senior? Now he said that there may

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be. What Greg alluded to was
was marves Marvin Harrison Junior a bit of

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the diva. Listen to what the
old man says. It's one thing that

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he had from my game. You
gotta complain for the all you gotta complain.

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You gotta complain Monday morning if I
have five catches seventy yards. We

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can't do nothing else till we have
me because I'm not getting the ball.

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Let's it throw me the ball.
Period. Be a bigger diva. That's

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the advice for your kid, Be
the bigger diva. That's pretty good.

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Yeah. I asked him what do
to if he were you, and his

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answer was I would go in there
and say, give me the ball straight

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up. To what degree have you
started to demand the football more? Uh?

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I mean exactly? All right.
So this is when he was at

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Ohio State. Now, I think
some people will hear that and say,

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well, Greg's got a point.
You don't want a guy in there that's

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a rookie. Know your place,
learn work hard, and keep your mouth

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shut. But I also like the
fact that you're confident enough to step up

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and go I'm the best, because
if you don't believe it, it ain't

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ever gonna happen, right, So
that would be my thing. But I

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found that all that interesting, especially
as I was dealing with the as you

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know, each level you go up, Yeah, you're dropping off the slower

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player. So you got it.
So it's the best of the best,

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right, Yes, the best of
the best. But get me the ball

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school college. And then about the
old man, I got five catches for

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seventy yards. We got a problem. We ain't leaving this room until we

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get the fucking ball. Wow.
Could you imagine telling Peyton Manning get me

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the fucking ball. They have the
most, They've got a hold a lot

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of records together. Yeah, sure, you know, Yeah, I got

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it. I just it's it.
And again he delivered. Now be that

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guy and not deliver and we And
that's you when you have a problem.

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The other dad moment I had today
was my son is graduating from college.

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He is also on the track team. One of his last meets is because

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he's in a Roberts Wesley and at
Christian school, he qualified for the Christian

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nationals. So that meet is the
Friday Saturday of graduation. Saturday, so

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it's like May May tenth and eleventh. So he and I talked. He's

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like, ah, I'm probably not
gonna go. I don't know if i'd

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make it back from South Carolina in
time. Blah blah blah. Graduations the

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next day, My events are all
Friday, all this stuff. I go,

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great. I get a call today, Hey, do you know where

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anybody's staying when they're here? And
I said, I have nothing really to

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do with that, but whatever anybody
needs, Yeah, whatever anybody needs,

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tell me what the needs are,
and I'll make it happen. It's that

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simple, which I just don't feel
like getting into all the Just tell me

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what you need, right, I
don't want to get into the back and

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forth of this. We're going around
the block six times. I don't give

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a fuck' stop, so he says
to me, and I said, I

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thought maybe your older brother, who's
only thirteen months sixteen months older, would

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stay with you last night. And
I'm not even gonna be here. I'm

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going to Christian Nationals. And I
said, okay, I'm pretty sure i'll

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make it back in time. So
now graduation's the next day. Are you

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having a party for him? I'm
having a dinner. I'm not having it.

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It's college right that day, though, he's got to make it back.

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He's got to make it back.
You can't have the dinner without the

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college grad So, and he's got
both sets of grandparents are still alive,

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both sets of grandparents are coming.
Okay, this is important. So what

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do you say in that moment,
I'll probably make it back. When he

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says that, I go I would
say, you're going to make it back.

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But yeah, he's with your grandparents
want to see some responsibility here.

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You know this is you know,
you know you're smart enough to know this.

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All I said. All I said
was but just say. All I

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said to him was I'm starting to
laugh because I was just very directed.

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I said, Well, I said, the whole day is this is all

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about you. This has nothing to
do with me. This is everybody is

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here simply to celebrate you. People
are traveling from near and far from Texas,

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from Jersey, downstate Alabama, Bama, Lama, to celebrate you and

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your accomplishment. That's it. If
you think this is the best thing for

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you to do, fine, it
has nothing to do with me, nothing,

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right, Yeah, it has nothing
to do with me. If you

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think you can do it, and
I get it. It's one of the

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last track meets you'll ever have.
Right, you are close to records and

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things like that. You qualified for
this. You didn't get anywhere in twenty

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four hours these days. Well he's
not flying though, that's the prime.

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It's part of a van going down
with the kids from this so they all

408
00:27:04,599 --> 00:27:07,200
got to travel together. Well,
they got this van. That's good.

409
00:27:07,279 --> 00:27:11,000
I don't care. I don't care
about any of it. If you believe

410
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:17,039
that you're gonna make it back.
That's fine. Just remember this is all

411
00:27:17,079 --> 00:27:19,079
about you. This is all about
you. It has nothing to do with

412
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:26,400
me whatsoever. This is all about
you. I got it, but I

413
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,160
don't know what else to say.
You're twenty two years old. What I'm

414
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,920
not gonna go like, hey,
man, is that the smartest thing?

415
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,400
You know? This is all Just
remember this is about you, and people

416
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:38,319
are putting time, effort, and
money into celebrating you. If you think

417
00:27:38,319 --> 00:27:41,880
it's the best that you go and
do this, fine, make sure you

418
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,720
make it big best of luck.
Yeah, because if you don't, I'm

419
00:27:45,799 --> 00:27:49,640
not gonna save your ass. And
I'm not even gonna but everybody's getta look

420
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,319
at you a little bit. I
stepping in. No, no will no,

421
00:27:53,319 --> 00:27:57,160
no, no, no, they
will, they will know. No,

422
00:27:57,319 --> 00:28:02,240
this is what's gonna have. Bill, where's your son? And I

423
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:06,839
going to be looking at the mother
for this because she's gonna be crying as

424
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:11,640
a woman cries. She's out of
it, Bill, where is your son?

425
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:19,720
Doug was once a strip clip djit
I was, and I went to

426
00:28:19,759 --> 00:28:22,440
the tally ho, which, by
the way, did you drop my name?

427
00:28:22,519 --> 00:28:26,920
Does anybody remember me? At the
tally ho. I didn't think you

428
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:30,319
were at the Telly. I wasn't
some of them. So I went in

429
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:37,000
there on noon on a Friday,
twelve thirty. No park place was packed.

430
00:28:37,079 --> 00:28:41,200
Yeah, barfull, barful. And
who was the youngest person there?

431
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:45,359
You? No, No, there
were some young guys. Yeah, there

432
00:28:45,359 --> 00:28:48,359
were some like roofers that cut off
for it. I got telling me,

433
00:28:48,839 --> 00:28:52,000
I gotta look at a guy.
Go. I thought it was the girls

434
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:59,240
that had so I go into their
back. They've redone it. It's like

435
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:03,359
really nice, he's in there,
nice furniture, Like that's a high end

436
00:29:03,359 --> 00:29:07,079
gentleman. I mean it's small.
I'm gonna say high end gentleman's club.

437
00:29:07,119 --> 00:29:10,480
It is a small it is a
small stand, but it's a nice gentleman's

438
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:15,440
club. It's it's very clean,
very like. The carpet was cool and

439
00:29:15,599 --> 00:29:18,680
I don't like to carpet. Yeah, it matched the drapes. What was

440
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:22,119
I gonna do? Hey, hey, hey, leave that right there.

441
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,200
So I went, we're gonna play
will she Know? Will she Know?

442
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With Doug and we do that next
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443
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444
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445
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446
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447
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448
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449
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457
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458
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459
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460
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462
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464
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465
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466
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467
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:22,880
I played this song many a time
three minutes. I think you're right about

468
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:36,880
that. How you want it.
He's an actress. Uh yeah, he

469
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,920
did a couple of he's actually aggressive
guy. But he's done a lot.

470
00:31:41,279 --> 00:31:45,400
He has done a lot of movies
that we'll call it. Yeah, but

471
00:31:45,559 --> 00:31:49,079
I thought there was an he was
an escape plan with Celestia. He was

472
00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:53,880
the escape plan to then he had
the vitamin water for a while and then

473
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:59,240
that was something. But he said
pretty sharp feud. He's got you know

474
00:31:59,359 --> 00:32:05,200
some well, I means, yeah, I'm sure he's not a lawyer,

475
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,319
and some advisors and what you learn
where not to put your Yeah, put

476
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:14,160
his money as you should. I
mean that definitely need trust in that area.

477
00:32:14,839 --> 00:32:16,680
Oh you know to trust? Didn't
Bill and Joel gets screwed out of

478
00:32:16,799 --> 00:32:21,880
money twice two different managers, start
again and start again. Yeah, he's

479
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:25,000
broken. And I'll just say there's
many that were probably like that. You

480
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:29,759
know, you'll hear it from back
in the day because you're just so excited

481
00:32:29,759 --> 00:32:32,119
to get the opportunity. I mean, think about whatever the biggest dream was

482
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:37,079
for you once. Yeah, I'm
living a baby, right, but I

483
00:32:37,119 --> 00:32:38,440
mean he achieving it. And then
all of a sudden, you know,

484
00:32:38,599 --> 00:32:43,680
I'm on the Bill Moranshaw All that's
a dream apsard by abits. If that

485
00:32:43,799 --> 00:32:50,319
comes along, I'm gonna nut in
my pants. Dougs a strip club DJ.

486
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,759
You heard his skills right there.
I used to be doctor Katz,

487
00:32:53,119 --> 00:32:57,559
not Dougie Fresh. I was Doctor
Cats, prescribing the best adult entertainment and

488
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:01,920
Rochet. Then I to the Dougie
Fresh. Where did the cats come from?

489
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:06,079
Oh? Classy cat, classy cats. I got it. I got

490
00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:09,119
it. Uh So I went and
I spoke to a young lady at the

491
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:13,799
telegon was she putting yourself through college? Bill? No? Oh, her

492
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:19,759
name is Angel. I've never heard
that as a so I asked I wanted

493
00:33:19,759 --> 00:33:22,599
to get We'll get to know Angel
a little bit. First. I asked

494
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:32,400
Angel to describe her ideal. Man. Here's Angel someone someone who will let

495
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:40,200
me do what I do well,
trusting, tallish, and has a good

496
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:45,920
hat on his shoulder. Okay,
well you're wrong. Yeah, thanks,

497
00:33:45,519 --> 00:33:52,359
he lost me a tallish and a
little more. On getting to know her,

498
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,119
I asked her how long she was
a dancer? Six years? What

499
00:33:55,279 --> 00:34:04,640
is your biggest dream? I don't
even know. Okay, A lot of

500
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,639
them used to say, Jenna Jamison, who went from porn star to producer,

501
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,960
that was their biggest dream. Yeah, this was twenty years ago,

502
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:14,599
and they had the T shirts and
they had the pants and the socks and

503
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,800
Jena this Jenna that that was a
huge thing. Huh. All right,

504
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:22,039
well that's Angel Angel. Okay,
so we know the kind of guy she

505
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,639
likes. Tallish, she has no
real dreams, real dream but she's been

506
00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:30,360
a dancer for six years. Okay, So the question. The first question

507
00:34:30,519 --> 00:34:34,360
was what is the capital of the
United States? Duck? Do you think

508
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,239
Angel who's been dancing for six years
has an ideal man but no dreams?

509
00:34:37,519 --> 00:34:40,760
Capitol the United States? Does she
know it or not? I'm gonna say

510
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:44,360
a big no o on that.
You're gonna say a big n on that.

511
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:51,800
Take you, guys, anything anything? Washington? You are correct,

512
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:57,599
Washington? Now, I did say
Washington, d C. So I guess

513
00:34:57,599 --> 00:35:00,760
we can give you half a point, okay, half half? All right?

514
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:04,440
So then I asked if there are
twelve students in a class, Angel,

515
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,360
five or boys? How many are
girls? Come on? If you

516
00:35:08,679 --> 00:35:13,199
I gotta say yes on this one
to do basic math? He said,

517
00:35:13,199 --> 00:35:19,320
how many students twelve? Twelve?
Five? Or boys? Seven? Right?

518
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:24,880
Seven? Seven? Are you smarter
than a one year old? Now,

519
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:28,760
Doug? Yes. Did you ever
work with people that you would think

520
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,559
may not know the answer to that
question? Oh gosh, some of them

521
00:35:30,559 --> 00:35:34,719
were dumb as dirt, absolutely without
a doubt. How they may get through

522
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:38,280
a day without taking their clothes off
unbelievable. Just you know, you know,

523
00:35:38,599 --> 00:35:42,519
I remember one walking in with one
strip and I said, watch out

524
00:35:42,559 --> 00:35:45,599
for the dead birds. She went, no, you're kidding, Kitty,

525
00:35:45,679 --> 00:35:50,880
jilts you can't see me, but
I looked up. We did. We

526
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:54,599
got your cameras. Uh name the
ocean that is on the east coast of

527
00:35:54,599 --> 00:35:59,039
the United States. Well, Angel
know this? No or not? Is

528
00:35:59,079 --> 00:36:05,079
it the Atlantic? Don't? Oh? Sorry? Yeah, no, no,

529
00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:07,360
no, no, you're allowed to
answer. I'm saying, don't.

530
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,559
Don't pretend like you don't know.
Yes, I know. Sometimes I get

531
00:36:09,559 --> 00:36:13,199
mixed up. Okay, all right, all right, right, and you're

532
00:36:13,199 --> 00:36:16,679
saying she doesn't not know Atlantic.
She took a stab in the dark on

533
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:21,159
that. Wow, No, she
Atlantic knows. A big question market the

534
00:36:21,199 --> 00:36:27,079
asw dog Are you telling me?
All right? The next question asked the

535
00:36:27,119 --> 00:36:31,679
angel at the Tally Hill. What
famous speech did Martin Luther King Junior deliver

536
00:36:32,519 --> 00:36:38,519
in nineteen sixty three? Will she
know this? Absolutely not. You're very

537
00:36:38,519 --> 00:36:45,679
confident. You're very confident on that. Here we go, let's see what

538
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:50,239
Angel says. I don't know.
I dropped out of school very early?

539
00:36:50,679 --> 00:36:54,320
Did you really are? Did you
go very and you dropped out at what

540
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:58,280
age? You had to be?
Sixteen? Yeah, as soon as I

541
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,480
turned sixteen, you did, so
it was like tenth grade. Yep?

542
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:07,840
Really? And what did you do
after that? It's a lot of bad

543
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:15,320
things good for you. For you. I'm sure she's got an interesting life

544
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,679
story and she's just changing it around
and found God. And she seemed like

545
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,280
such a nice They all seem nice
when they're in there taking your money,

546
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:27,599
was taking my money, but she
just seemed like a sweet Well you could

547
00:37:27,639 --> 00:37:30,280
still tell some have a vibe about
them. You're right, you know,

548
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:35,119
but she seems to me. I
wonder answers I worked with years ago.

549
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,719
I would still run over with my
cards. One girl came up to me

550
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,559
and said, I want to do
it. I'm a doctor. I'm studying

551
00:37:40,599 --> 00:37:45,239
to be a doctor. And I
said you are, And then so do

552
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:49,400
you believe this? No? No, the guy, guy, I am

553
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,519
going somewhere with go ahead. What
kind of doctor do you think she's gonna

554
00:37:52,599 --> 00:37:58,599
rectal? No? Oh, okay, orthopedics, chiropractor, chiropractor, not

555
00:37:58,679 --> 00:38:04,280
a real doctor. I'm not saying
you don't help people, but go talk

556
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:08,079
to a surgeon. Please, please
go find a brain cert. These girls

557
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:14,679
breathalyzers are higher than their GPAs in
high school. You're blowing three point two

558
00:38:14,679 --> 00:38:19,800
and you had one point nine in
gym class. Okay, late, one

559
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,719
of the owners of the cat always
told me. He goes. There's a

560
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,760
reason they're here, Dougie, just
remember that, trying to, you know,

561
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:28,280
be nice. But now wait,
in a movie, I saw the

562
00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:31,599
DJ gets the girl, Yes,
the dancer, Yes, gets a dancer.

563
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,159
But the dancer was there just to
help out her mom. Yes,

564
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:38,440
who fell broke her hips? Right? Both hips? Both hips both terrible?

565
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:44,599
Yeah, ye, shaking money making
and star Wars is real too,

566
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:52,119
all right. The next question is
what document starts with we the People and

567
00:38:52,199 --> 00:38:55,960
this considered the supreme law of the
United States. Will Angel know this or

568
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,159
not? She didn't know. Martin
Luther King's that. Oh I hate a

569
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:05,599
dream. It took me a second. I'm gonna say no on this one

570
00:39:05,599 --> 00:39:07,719
too. I have no idea.
Yes you do, you definitely do.

571
00:39:09,199 --> 00:39:15,639
Yes, Why I know you do? I doubt the constitution. There you

572
00:39:15,679 --> 00:39:21,000
go, who you do? She
didn't know. She probably got mixed up

573
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,159
with CASTI patient. If you said
the declaration have cast a patient, she

574
00:39:24,159 --> 00:39:28,639
would have been, oh, yeah, I heard that. I think though

575
00:39:30,559 --> 00:39:38,079
Herbie Hancock find that right, John
hand Job. This is Angel Benjamin Franklin.

576
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:42,880
He's on the ten dollar bill.
I like him. He's my favorite.

577
00:39:43,559 --> 00:39:46,400
I should that's gonna be questions from
now on. Yes, which president?

578
00:39:47,159 --> 00:39:51,199
Keep going up? Yeah, Okay, here's who's on the one dollar

579
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:52,400
bill? If they answer it,
here you go, who's on the on

580
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,480
the two? You get that wrong, who's on the five, who's on

581
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:59,960
the six? Go all the way
up to Yeah, maybe one hundred.

582
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:08,480
If a lap dance is thirty dollars
a dance and a customer gives you one

583
00:40:08,559 --> 00:40:14,519
hundred dollars bill, how many lap
dances should they get? Will she know

584
00:40:14,599 --> 00:40:17,199
the answer to that answer? She'll
know that answer to and she keeps a

585
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:32,599
change two three with a two more
questions. So far, Doug, you're

586
00:40:32,679 --> 00:40:37,400
kind of getting into the group here
a little bit. The next question that

587
00:40:37,559 --> 00:40:40,719
angel, the tally ho angel,
tell you. I told the guy because

588
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:44,880
he's going, you know, social
media and all this stuff like the greatest

589
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,639
thing that that guy could do.
And I'll say this, but probably any

590
00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:52,280
business could do this, no matter
what your business is. Go on Instagram

591
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,199
live and just leave it on for
a half hour. I said you probably

592
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:58,800
maybe you need the girls, but
put it in that back dressing room and

593
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,840
just say, hey, we're going
to be live on Instagram from nine thirty

594
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:05,480
to ten PM. If you don't
want to be on you know, stay

595
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,199
on this side because there was like
a wall there, stay on that side.

596
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,960
Otherwise, sign this and we're gonna
go. Like, I think that

597
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:15,360
would do. You would It would
be the best advertising you get if the

598
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,039
girls want to do it. Well, yeah, you just say the girls

599
00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:20,800
do not want anybody to know they
work there, because they'll get back to

600
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,599
their parents or somebody that they don't
Wankay Okay, I I ibably not Angel

601
00:41:24,599 --> 00:41:29,280
because she trapped out of school at
sixteen, probably left home at seventeen.

602
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,559
I hear you. I got sleepingple
with a twenty year old. I have

603
00:41:31,599 --> 00:41:35,360
an issue with some of these things, but I'll get it all right.

604
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,000
The next question for Angel, Yes, who is the first person to step

605
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:43,800
on the moon in nineteen Not a
chance? Just Dougy fresh? Are you

606
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,079
sure about that? Positive? Positive? Okay? You think you know on

607
00:41:47,199 --> 00:41:54,280
hell very well? Sounds like Neil
Armstrong. Yeah for a dropout, I

608
00:41:54,320 --> 00:42:04,880
think you're crushing cartoons, educating.
I don't care what anybody says. Well,

609
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,480
it was about the moon land and
being fake, so oh well,

610
00:42:07,599 --> 00:42:14,960
conspiracy. She knew it. Surprise, surprise. I just watched a little

611
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:23,119
something, and that earlier on Neil
Well nor McDonald was saying that it was

612
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:28,199
uh, Neil, I'm strong,
buzz Aldrin, and then somebody else.

613
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,679
I think it was buzz Aldren.
But the third guy, they went all

614
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:35,440
the way to the moon and he
never got out of the capsule. So

615
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,519
you go all the way to the
moon and he's looking out the window going,

616
00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:42,519
now those fuckers playing golf. They're
riding a doom buggy and they know

617
00:42:42,559 --> 00:42:44,920
they're trying to be cool like I
was. He like, that's all right,

618
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,159
that's not as cool as you think
wuld be, you know, right

619
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:51,679
around on the moon. But you
know he never got out. Made a

620
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:57,280
comedy skidding. That is pretty funny. What year? Final question for Angel?

621
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:02,239
What year did Christopher Columbus first ron
in the Americas? I don't even

622
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:06,000
know that one. Oh, come
on, there was a song we all

623
00:43:06,039 --> 00:43:08,880
sang as a child, seventeen twelve, seventeen, Fuck, what the hell

624
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:14,559
is wrong with you? Fourteen ninety
Columbus Sail the Ocean Blue? I don't

625
00:43:14,559 --> 00:43:19,719
remember that one. Nina Pentus Santa
Maria. He was commissioned by Spain.

626
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:28,400
He was Italian, but he was
a commissioner. Will she know her No,

627
00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:32,360
of course, not past there carse
there you go. So how many

628
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:37,679
did she get right? No,
she didn't. She had Washington d she

629
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:42,679
got Washington d C correct. She
got the number of students correct. She

630
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,960
got the ocean correct ocean. She
did not get Martin Luther King. She

631
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,280
did not get the Constitution, she
got the math, she got Neil Armstrong.

632
00:43:50,559 --> 00:43:53,039
She got three wrong. Four out
of seven she got right. I

633
00:43:53,079 --> 00:43:57,440
think I think it were eight questions
and she got fifty. Is not a

634
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,159
passing grade. And no, she
didn't. Sophomore year hang on one,

635
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,639
two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, and

636
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:09,039
she got five right and three wrong. It's passing. She does she have

637
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:13,519
fake restlesses? She did not.
She didn't know. She did not.

638
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,639
So how old was she did?
She say? She didn't And I didn't

639
00:44:15,679 --> 00:44:19,639
ask. Yeah, I didn't ask. The owner was sitting right back.

640
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,400
No, I make sure everything was
cool. Yeah. I thought that was

641
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:28,119
kind of Actually I was fine with
it, but I understood. But it

642
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:31,679
is funny. You're right because they
don't want to be on camera, some

643
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:37,239
of the girls that dance because they
don't want people bringing people in the watch

644
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,800
in that you're either going there or
not, you know, and it's not

645
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:43,599
gonna be like oh Instagram, Yeah, I should probably check out that strip

646
00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:45,360
club. Well, I think it
would be Here's what I think. I

647
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,119
think that it would be an get
perverts watching it all day. Well,

648
00:44:50,039 --> 00:44:52,800
yes, he said, I I
think we should have a reality show.

649
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,840
I said, what you could do
is just throw it up there. It

650
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:59,880
may help you. Maybe the all
you need is top of mind. Right,

651
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,239
and to your point, I'm not
a strip club guy, but if

652
00:45:02,559 --> 00:45:05,760
some of them, you know,
my guys came to town and goes,

653
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:09,480
hey, hey, Dave's getting married
again. We're to the officer party.

654
00:45:09,599 --> 00:45:13,039
Where do you want to go?
I may all of a sudden on tally

655
00:45:13,079 --> 00:45:15,639
Hoe. I saw it on Instagram. I saw whatever. So that's all

656
00:45:15,679 --> 00:45:19,159
you're looking to do. I mean, with all the reality shows out there,

657
00:45:19,199 --> 00:45:22,079
it's surprisingly there's never been one at
a strip club with MTV and a

658
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:28,679
big brother then no everything and anything, right, you know Jersey Shore right.

659
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:30,440
I mean with the language. I
mean there's not sex in it.

660
00:45:30,599 --> 00:45:35,960
The nudity, no, but it'd
be interesting to see the girl. It's

661
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,719
the same thing every night. You're
not mixing it up again. No,

662
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:42,039
but you could have the drama of
some of the girls. We all get

663
00:45:42,079 --> 00:45:45,039
along. There's this guy, this
guy's here too, whatever, Hey,

664
00:45:45,119 --> 00:45:49,280
I really like this guy. I
mean you could look, don't I know,

665
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,559
people will produce right reality TV.
Some of this is very manipulated.

666
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,920
But you could manipulate a thing and
maybe not so much have to if you

667
00:45:57,519 --> 00:46:00,719
were able to see that some guy
keeps showing up and getting lap dances from

668
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:05,599
a specific girl and then have her
boyfriend come in, you know what I

669
00:46:05,679 --> 00:46:08,920
mean, that could be tension drama. You can create that stuff and that's

670
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:13,360
real life. Yes, I'm sure
you saw that happen. Oh yeah,

671
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,400
how did it end? I don't
think good for the guy. This was

672
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:22,280
a long time ago when I first
started that. Uh. I think the

673
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,280
owner took the guy outside. And
because you do hear about abuse and uh

674
00:46:25,599 --> 00:46:30,519
sometimes girls have a little too much
makeup on and they're like, oh,

675
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:34,079
they're like, you're gonna break up
with her? No, I don't want

676
00:46:34,079 --> 00:46:37,880
too. Well, we know people, Yeah, if anything happens again.

677
00:46:38,199 --> 00:46:43,360
Yeah, So in other words,
they were physically abusing the girl, heading

678
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,440
her or something. Yeah. A
lot of bikers used to come to the

679
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:51,039
Classic cat too, I mean really
cool. Yeah, and usually those are

680
00:46:51,079 --> 00:46:55,199
the guys that all that were not
the bikers. I knew that I did,

681
00:46:55,280 --> 00:47:00,920
and I knew some guys in certain
clubs, Uh were always more protective

682
00:47:01,119 --> 00:47:05,800
than they were menacing. Yeah,
and if they were menacing, they were

683
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:10,840
menacing for it. No, young
idiots. It was always. It was

684
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:14,760
always. But if there was a
problem, it was always for a reason,

685
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,840
or it was they you know,
you were out of line with someone's

686
00:47:19,519 --> 00:47:22,400
girlfriend or whatever. Yeah. Other
than that, you know, nothing happened.

687
00:47:22,559 --> 00:47:27,360
I don't care. It's funny because
there was the thing. This has

688
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,400
happened a couple times now with only
fans right now, I guess I get

689
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:35,800
it. But if you worked at
a place and all of a sudden,

690
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,360
your brother, you know, let's
say nobody knows and your cousin comes in

691
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:45,480
with his buddies and you're on stage, it's like shit, right, but

692
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,519
you're trying to keep it quiet,
but you can't really do it out of

693
00:47:47,559 --> 00:47:51,760
the right cats out of the bag. Now, with only fans, they

694
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,679
have it. So if you're in
New York state, you can block New

695
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:58,360
York state, Yeah, but you
can. However, there's been two stories

696
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:02,559
now where there's been a cousin who
subscribe to somebody's channel. And then just

697
00:48:02,679 --> 00:48:07,159
yesterday we talked about a story where
a girl's like I got a former teacher

698
00:48:07,199 --> 00:48:12,519
of mine who said, I always
knew you turn into something special and it's

699
00:48:12,559 --> 00:48:15,079
on her only fans, and I'm
so creeped out. It's so gross.

700
00:48:15,199 --> 00:48:20,400
That is kind of weird. I
mean, it's getting fired for less.

701
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:24,280
Come, just keep your mouth shutting. And but if you if you said

702
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:28,199
it, who cares, because it's
it's you and her. She's an adult,

703
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,320
you're an adult. That doesn't mean
you're a creep. You're at home,

704
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:35,880
you're peaking at only fans, and
you just happen to stumble upon it.

705
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,599
I mean I I don't think you
can stumble upon it. Yeah,

706
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:40,239
I think you can. I think
if you go on only Fans and you

707
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:45,199
can just search different girls, different
channels and what, Wait, have you

708
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:47,599
been on No? I haven't.
I have, Okay, I did because

709
00:48:47,599 --> 00:48:52,360
I wanted to see with what do
you search? You put it in tall,

710
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,719
short, thin No. I went
because we had a woman on gin

711
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:59,159
fit. And then it's like,
if you like I saw her picture,

712
00:49:00,119 --> 00:49:02,840
well, some people like that.
Some people like she was she's goth,

713
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,159
she's she is goth? Is that? Yeah? And the people paid her

714
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:12,440
to wear a burrito in her shoe
and then bought it. But here,

715
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:17,280
I know, but I think that
when you go on there, much like

716
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:23,239
Netflix, if you like this,
you may also like boom boom boom boom,

717
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,960
And they showed you a bunch of
other things. And there's even comedy

718
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,800
shows on there. There are some
British comedy shows that I watched. It's

719
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:36,320
just like the TikTok another version of
that in a way. But here,

720
00:49:36,519 --> 00:49:38,119
in a way, right in here, you can get just one other outlet

721
00:49:38,159 --> 00:49:40,960
that you could do. So you
could do something. Yeah, get on

722
00:49:42,039 --> 00:49:46,000
there. Why don't we do only
fans people start subscribing to us? Oh,

723
00:49:46,079 --> 00:49:49,400
we could do that. We could
we could get a only fans one

724
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,960
one dollar a month, twelve dollars
a year. See if Angel knows that

725
00:49:53,079 --> 00:50:01,920
man have Hilman flesh every other Monday, well we'll take him. Moment,

726
00:50:02,039 --> 00:50:05,760
you didn't. You didn't do badly
against her. I didn't think she did

727
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,320
badly. You're being nice? What
she got five? Right at eight?

728
00:50:08,519 --> 00:50:13,840
Those are easy questions? No ship, yeah, all right, okay,

729
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,079
okay, back you feel like a
total idiot? Well, you didn't know

730
00:50:16,119 --> 00:50:22,159
Atlantic Ocean. You know what way
I'm sitting, Oh, because I don't

731
00:50:22,159 --> 00:50:25,920
know Pacific and ocean Atlantic. What's
in between them though? What's down in

732
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:30,800
the middle, down in the middle
of the right down there, down in

733
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:37,719
the middle the Mississippi Valley head too. Uh, we'll take a moment when

734
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,920
we come back a lawsuit that.
I don't know how to feel about this.

735
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:44,679
I don't know if we're just kind
of all losing our collective minds.

736
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:47,119
But maybe it's a good thing.
We'll get into it next. bTB would

737
00:50:47,159 --> 00:50:51,400
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738
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,679
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739
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:58,239
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740
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,559
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741
00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:02,400
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742
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743
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749
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750
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751
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771
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been seeing Farrah. I've never been
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772
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fine, I would silent Beetle to
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773
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:38,719
but somehow just don't end up.
As you know, he's eighty five

774
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:43,400
to day. That's why I'm playing
it. Lee Majors, eighty five years

775
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:46,519
old today, sang this song.
Yep, and I the Fall Guy is

776
00:53:46,599 --> 00:53:51,760
now a movie. Yes, that's
uh in theaters as we speak. Lady,

777
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,880
there you go, Juesus. I'm
sure he's got a cameo. Hope

778
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:57,480
he does. And I don't know. I was a huge six million dollars

779
00:53:57,519 --> 00:54:00,639
fan as a child. Well that's
sick. Yeah, I love now they're

780
00:54:00,639 --> 00:54:02,039
coming out with. I was a
big Fall Guy fan. I like the

781
00:54:02,119 --> 00:54:05,800
movie. I like the show Fall
Guy because I liked I always thought being

782
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:08,239
a stuntman looked so cool. And
then then who is the chicken there?

783
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:14,480
Heather Thomas, Heather Thomas. Yeah, yeah, she came out a white

784
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,360
bikini can through those saloon doors.
I can see it in my mind right

785
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:20,199
now. I can fucking see it. I'm on back. I'm like nine

786
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:23,719
years old to google doors. You're
nine years old, I swear to God,

787
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:29,400
how'd you know? Right? Well? Tell me and break? I

788
00:54:29,519 --> 00:54:40,920
think, uh yeah, hey,
hey, draw bi life Crash. It's

789
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:46,079
a simple song, a little dumb, but I appreciate when these would look

790
00:54:46,119 --> 00:54:50,039
so well, that's the Oh it's
a purple bikini. I don't know if

791
00:54:50,079 --> 00:54:53,239
it's the one I thought she came
out through saloon doors at one point in

792
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:57,440
a white bikini. Heather time,
I remember being like, oh my god,

793
00:54:57,559 --> 00:55:00,360
she's I was afraid to watch it
was six years old. Yeah,

794
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:01,920
would you nail that? Because I
know I would. I mean, I

795
00:55:04,159 --> 00:55:07,880
don't have to play that game.
Why because I know? Yes, I'm

796
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,199
calling you out. I'm not gonna
if she walks in here right now with

797
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:12,800
a white bikini, tips down her
ankles. Are you going for it?

798
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,639
No, I'm not going to time
it or not, and hope she doesn't

799
00:55:15,639 --> 00:55:22,079
trip on the way out. The
fuck sixty six? This make she probably

800
00:55:22,119 --> 00:55:27,519
looks great. Probably, Yeah,
she probably looks great. That's sixty years

801
00:55:27,559 --> 00:55:32,519
ago. It's not sixty years ago. Oh hold a second, I'm sure

802
00:55:32,599 --> 00:55:39,159
she's on Instagram. This is a
photo a reunion. Okay, I don't

803
00:55:39,159 --> 00:55:42,599
know what year it is. It's
got to be recent. Heather Thomas,

804
00:55:42,679 --> 00:55:45,360
Hither Thomas and Majors. Yeah,
she looks like Okay, she looks like

805
00:55:45,639 --> 00:55:51,719
every person. Never mind, I
don't want to say why every person now,

806
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:53,920
No, she does not look like
every person. Now. She looks

807
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:58,400
like every woman I've ever known that
had money, that was trying to hold

808
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:02,159
on to her looks okay, Okay, when I spent a summer in parks

809
00:56:02,199 --> 00:56:07,440
of the Utah. I saw a
lot of that face a lot, okay,

810
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,679
at all these because my uncle was
a pilot, so my aunt would

811
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:13,800
take me to charity events with her. So we'd go off the deer Valley

812
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,679
in these different places because she was
part of some thing, and it was

813
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:21,280
a lot of that. And I'll
never forget when the woman from across the

814
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,599
street comes over. Her husband was
from Sweden, owned a couple of restaurants,

815
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:27,960
and she needed help with her landscaping. They were having a tree.

816
00:56:28,039 --> 00:56:31,119
She goes, she comes over and
rings the doorbell. And she always wore

817
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:36,719
shorts that were just slightly inappropriate,
just a little like but cut off jeans.

818
00:56:37,079 --> 00:56:39,199
And she says to my uncle,
because my cousin was eighteen, he

819
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:44,559
was like six foot four and I
was twenty one, she comes over and

820
00:56:44,599 --> 00:56:46,199
says, do you have any big, strong young men that can help me?

821
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:50,760
And I'm hiding and my uncle looks
and he starts laughing. I didn't

822
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,960
want to go. I didn't want
to go help this woman. I didn't

823
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:57,199
you. And women fucking creep me
out, all right, she creeped me

824
00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,800
out. I was twenty one,
and I'll tell you what maybe I made

825
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,119
them. I think I don't know. She could have taught you a thing.

826
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:04,519
She probably could have. Yet at
the same time I was like,

827
00:57:04,599 --> 00:57:07,000
no, thanks, okay. I've
always been like I will say this,

828
00:57:07,519 --> 00:57:14,719
I always stuck in my age or
slightly older, slightly like a year,

829
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:19,000
a year or maybe a year or
two to maybe I'll go. I'll go

830
00:57:19,079 --> 00:57:23,280
a decade or two. I know, like eating grilled cheese sandwiches. It's

831
00:57:23,559 --> 00:57:27,519
terrible. No, they make they
make, they make them for you.

832
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:31,840
Give you No, that's talking about
great. You're not talking about that.

833
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:36,280
I know what you're talking about,
especially in the morning nobody has for breakfast.

834
00:57:36,639 --> 00:57:44,039
I do exactly what it was,
of course, so do you have?

835
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,880
Are you really attracted? And I'm
not trying to be an asshole,

836
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:54,559
but i mean, look, all
is usually just a spark to be honest,

837
00:57:54,639 --> 00:57:59,079
okay, but all of us age, right, And if I had

838
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:00,599
a paperbag, I'll tell you what. I would wrinkle it up and put

839
00:58:00,639 --> 00:58:05,199
it on my hand and make it
a puppet and go, hey, Doug,

840
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:08,159
I want to go out some dime. I'm seventy five, and you

841
00:58:08,199 --> 00:58:13,760
would probably say yes. But I'm
wondering, like, are you physically attracted.

842
00:58:14,599 --> 00:58:19,760
Now I've attracted to the person with
communication and talking and especially a laugh

843
00:58:20,039 --> 00:58:22,480
or a good sense of humor.
And then it doesn't matter the age.

844
00:58:23,239 --> 00:58:28,159
I mean, I was smoking.
A girl can come in right here,

845
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,920
yes, and just she could have
a gutter mouth, and I would be

846
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:35,440
totally turned off. Now anything to
do with yes, yeah, I understokaya.

847
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,800
But if you have somebody twenty years
old, I could get past the

848
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:42,840
gutter mouth. If she has just
I can't. I cannot stand that it

849
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:49,320
women I can't stand. No.
I like women that are uh. I'll

850
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:55,519
tell you a story. The lady
in the streets. I remember I was

851
00:58:55,559 --> 00:58:58,760
at a bar a couple of years
ago when somebody said, Doug, why

852
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:00,199
did you make a play for that
girl single? I'm like, you know

853
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:02,840
what, I remember her and I
can't remember why I don't talk to her,

854
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:07,239
And then her friends came in.
It was f this this now I

855
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,800
remember. I only saw her in
the summer when she was bold. It's

856
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:13,840
an interesting thing because I moved down
the bar because I just can't stand I

857
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:16,840
was always sonified. I agree,
and I do agree, and it sounds

858
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:22,079
it almost sounds like well, words
are words and for the most part they

859
00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:27,400
are. But I am seeing more
and more in society. Yeah, people

860
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:30,679
look at you a little. I
don't know. I'm not so sure like

861
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:32,119
I think when my kids were little, I was always like, well,

862
00:59:32,159 --> 00:59:38,000
words are words, and I wasn't
so strict on certain words. But now

863
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:42,960
I'm starting to think, yeah,
because when I won't speak certain ways.

864
00:59:43,079 --> 00:59:45,000
I've tried actually on the podcast,
because in the beginning, like when we

865
00:59:45,119 --> 00:59:50,360
first started this, there were times
it was like and I'm like, I

866
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:55,280
uber yesterday some kids from Gates to
marketplace small and I hear them in a

867
00:59:55,320 --> 01:00:00,159
bag f this and this. They
had to be let's say, thirteen,

868
01:00:00,239 --> 01:00:05,559
fourteen years old, and I'm like, don't don't leave, nigga, We're

869
01:00:05,599 --> 01:00:07,760
gonna be right there. I'll tell
you, we're gonna have full How long.

870
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:13,559
I go five minutes and we'll meet
you at wasn't the mall entrance.

871
01:00:13,599 --> 01:00:16,880
It was a go kart. So
I take the different exit and go around

872
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:21,039
and he goes, stop, stop, stop, I go, I am

873
01:00:21,119 --> 01:00:23,199
stopping, man. I told you
stop, I go. I have to

874
01:00:23,239 --> 01:00:28,199
stop in front of the doors.
You know what I'm talking about? He

875
01:00:29,039 --> 01:00:31,719
yells. Ass So just an asshole
gets out and fuck you and blah blah

876
01:00:31,719 --> 01:00:37,760
blah and slams my door and his
kids, his friends. We were inside.

877
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:38,800
They were at a car, but
I was trying to get out of

878
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:43,960
the way for traffic, make it
closer where I knew that his friends were

879
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,199
going to be, and just total
disrespect. It was just really bad.

880
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:50,840
Yeah, it is. But but
when it comes to a woman, same

881
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,920
same thing, you'd rather have somebody
who's a little more refined. Let's put

882
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:59,679
it that way. Yeah, yeah, my fair lady. Well maybe all

883
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:06,400
right, a good sense of humor. Do you have a profile anywhere at

884
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:10,280
the at uh, at the post
office on a dating side? Oh yes,

885
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:14,320
I have thirty seven of them.
I have thirty seven. Oh I

886
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,639
know him. I joined Bumble.
You joined Bumble a couple of days ago.

887
01:01:16,639 --> 01:01:21,679
All right, Now, Bumble,
from what I thought was women approaching

888
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:27,079
men like a guy couldn't make the
first move unless Bumble's changed. But I

889
01:01:27,159 --> 01:01:30,880
remember reading about that or something.
They may have changed because they were getting

890
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:35,000
my shirt by a new girl.
He's been dating for four or five weeks,

891
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,760
maybe it was months anyway, So
I tried it a few years ago,

892
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,159
but he had some luck on it. So it's one of those things.

893
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:43,320
I give it a try. It's
free. Yeah, you know,

894
01:01:43,559 --> 01:01:45,360
so you're trying bumble. Uh.
Yeah, somebody did reach out to me

895
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:49,559
yesterday. Yeah, and what are
you doing. I'm working, I'm driving

896
01:01:49,679 --> 01:01:52,239
Uber. You know, how are
you this that? Oh you're busy.

897
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:55,719
I'll let you go and then delete
him deleted the conversation, like, oh,

898
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:59,440
because I wasn't blowing you off.
I'm working. Yeah, And then

899
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:02,920
I joked while I can talk it
stop lights and you know, ha ha.

900
01:02:05,079 --> 01:02:07,199
So it was kind of weird,
and I'm like, god, bitch

901
01:02:08,719 --> 01:02:10,800
with the Uber guy. I guess
not. Yeah, maybe that's it.

902
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:15,639
Well you're gonna find out. But
see. Another thing is that I found

903
01:02:15,719 --> 01:02:20,880
being fifty three is that getting older, you got to take a second look

904
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:23,079
at pros and cons. You know, oh he ubers. Well, I

905
01:02:23,159 --> 01:02:25,280
do Uber, but I can always
turn it off whenever I need to do

906
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:29,960
something, including for you. Yeah, you know, I gotta do you,

907
01:02:30,079 --> 01:02:31,320
baby, I gotta do you.
That's right. This engine will run

908
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:35,079
hot, you know, but a
different kind of hot. Some days I

909
01:02:35,119 --> 01:02:37,599
can work longer, make more money, and we got to cut it off

910
01:02:37,639 --> 01:02:39,000
to go to the concert than they
work in a couple of hours. In

911
01:02:39,039 --> 01:02:43,800
the morning and break up with some
flowers and take you to the cancer.

912
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,639
I think you should write that in
your profile. No, you know what.

913
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:51,320
I have read your profile. Open
your profile. I want to hear

914
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,760
this dog shit you wrote. I
know it is. I know it's right,

915
01:02:53,920 --> 01:03:00,880
dog shit. It's Dougie Fresh.
Hey. I'm your hip shaking,

916
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:04,400
money making good time man. You
can listen to me in the Bill Fight

917
01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:08,960
program. Laughter, just laughter and
smiles. Comedian looking for partner in crime.

918
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:13,360
Hope you play yuker and or golf. Looking forward to meeting you.

919
01:03:14,159 --> 01:03:17,480
That's it. How many strokes to
get your ball? My ball in your

920
01:03:17,519 --> 01:03:24,239
hole? Okay and pretty basic and
no real bites yet. No, No,

921
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:29,199
are you Doug? Is your name
not Dougie Fresh? No, you're

922
01:03:29,239 --> 01:03:31,800
just Doug. Yeah, not Dougie. Not your last name. No,

923
01:03:32,039 --> 01:03:35,639
I don't think you put you don't
put last names on there. I don't

924
01:03:35,639 --> 01:03:37,079
know, all right, So you
put Doug y. So just look for

925
01:03:37,199 --> 01:03:39,440
doug ladies, Yeah, just look
for Doug. Well, I think Doug.

926
01:03:39,639 --> 01:03:43,360
I think you. I'm surprised.
I am surprised, you know what.

927
01:03:43,559 --> 01:03:46,119
So was my buddy's girlfriend the other
night? Yes, I text him

928
01:03:46,159 --> 01:03:50,480
next she was really nice. She
goes, she can't believe that you're single.

929
01:03:50,519 --> 01:03:53,039
I'm like me neither, but I'm
just not meeting anybody out and I

930
01:03:53,079 --> 01:03:55,119
don't go out that much anymore.
Well, there you go. Now,

931
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:59,400
now you got the change. A
lot people aren't going out like that.

932
01:03:59,559 --> 01:04:04,360
That is true if you talk to
anybody who owns a hospitality place like a

933
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:13,239
rest on her bar in every eleven
one hundred uh married, Yeah, that

934
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:17,440
last single and the and my girlfriends, the duke come down bring their husbands,

935
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:25,880
which really pisses me off. Put
that in a bubble. Yeah,

936
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:29,119
put that in a bubble. That
may work better than uber. I mean

937
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,800
then you're yeah, you're uber.
You think your wife cheats on the that's

938
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,400
crazy, that's nuts. She's crazy
about you. She loves you. By

939
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:42,000
the way, you're at a Scotch. There is a lawsuit that's going on

940
01:04:42,119 --> 01:04:45,760
now. I I don't know if
this is warranted or not, but it

941
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:51,280
feels like it's going too far A
little bit here people went on a ride

942
01:04:51,679 --> 01:04:57,679
at the Harry Potter Harry Potter ride
in the Universal. Okay, why do

943
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:01,280
I think I've heard? Harry Potter
and the Forbidden Orne opened at Universal Studios

944
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:05,320
Hollywood twenty sixteen. It's one of
the most popular attractions. Yeah, I

945
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:12,760
believe it is. Yes, uh
so a couple of people there was a

946
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:17,599
power outage in La Okay while they
were on them. It's not in Florida,

947
01:05:17,639 --> 01:05:19,679
this one's in La. This is
in Hollywood, Okay. Yeah,

948
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:24,440
I'd been to that one. It
left about a dozen people stuck. It

949
01:05:24,599 --> 01:05:28,719
on a Transformer themed rid at Universal
in addition to affecting the Harry Potter Ride.

950
01:05:29,199 --> 01:05:34,199
The Harry Potter Ride, the people
claimed that the they breached duty of

951
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:40,400
care by failing to provide proper backups
such as generators in case of a power

952
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:44,840
outage, failing to property properly maintained
backups such as generators in case of power

953
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:46,880
I was permitting roller coasters to operate
when rolling power out of it lah blah

954
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:49,840
blah blah blah blah blah. They
were stuck. I don't know. I

955
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:54,320
don't think they were stuck upside down. Maybe they were, I don't think

956
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:58,639
so. I've been stuck on a
roller coaster. I think I was actually

957
01:05:58,719 --> 01:06:02,079
stuck on sideways on them roll I
was stuck on the Superman halfway Up.

958
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:06,760
Yeah, I was stuck Darien Lake
many years ago, they had an indoor

959
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:11,800
roller coaster. It was like inside
Darien Lake. Yeah, they had an

960
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:16,159
inside contained thing and I took listeners
from the radio station. They were more

961
01:06:16,199 --> 01:06:20,360
animals animals, and we were gonna
ride it ninety six times because I was

962
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:27,320
on CMF had a frequency of ninety
six whatever. So we got three or

963
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:30,159
four times around. I was starting
to feel like, Eh, we're going

964
01:06:30,239 --> 01:06:35,760
upsh and then we're just there,
just stuck going back up. They had

965
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:39,159
to turn on the lights. We
had to get out, climb down the

966
01:06:39,199 --> 01:06:43,559
stairs. How far up were you? Uh, we're probably like two three

967
01:06:43,599 --> 01:06:45,079
stories up. Yeah. I wouldn't
be able to do that, I don't

968
01:06:45,119 --> 01:06:46,960
think. And they gave you a
stare. You climbed out. No,

969
01:06:47,079 --> 01:06:49,760
I know. I'm afraid of height. So but I still like going on

970
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:54,280
roller coasters. Yeah, Well,
people like going on roller coasters, I

971
01:06:54,679 --> 01:06:59,199
believe because when you're on there,
you can't think of anything else. I

972
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:03,079
think thrill being afraid of height,
Yes, I do, so, Okay,

973
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:06,039
so I don't know if this is
I mean, you got stuck on

974
01:07:06,119 --> 01:07:10,440
a roller coaster. They might have
been there for an hour, so they're

975
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:12,679
gonna say how much time. I
think it was an hour. Okay,

976
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:15,280
so they're they're suing, they're suing. We'll go to the ABC report in

977
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:20,199
a moment. I didn't see this
here, but uh, there's one couple

978
01:07:24,119 --> 01:07:29,679
that is suing, Deborah Baine and
Gerald Scott Bain, who were married,

979
01:07:30,679 --> 01:07:35,159
suing for emotional distress, which they
claim was sustained as a quote result of

980
01:07:35,239 --> 01:07:40,960
watching the other spouse being injured.
Now, I don't you're strapped in so

981
01:07:41,039 --> 01:07:44,320
I don't know what injury you would
get falling forward, maybe you know.

982
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:49,199
Usually add freend of there said,
oh you should do them. I got

983
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:53,360
a lawyer friend. A lawyer friend
says, okay, this is what happened.

984
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:56,559
Don't you think this happened. Yeah, we're gonna go for one point

985
01:07:56,639 --> 01:08:00,400
five million in there, and they're
gonna they're gonna settle for fifty thousand.

986
01:08:00,519 --> 01:08:06,599
The complaint alleges that deporhs injuries required
significant medical treatment, including surgery, which

987
01:08:06,639 --> 01:08:12,320
have since prevented her from being able
to quote perform the duties of a woman

988
01:08:12,559 --> 01:08:17,079
a wife a wife a wife,
including assisting in maintaining the home, as

989
01:08:17,159 --> 01:08:24,880
well as providing love, sexual relations, moral support, take care of it.

990
01:08:27,239 --> 01:08:30,159
How much are they going for I
don't doesn't say, doesn't say,

991
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:33,520
But I'm like, well, she
porn star? What kind of hey,

992
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,800
honey, what kind of things to
recreate that Harry Potter ride? Right?

993
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:43,640
Grab my one? It's like,
I so, I I don't. I

994
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:45,359
don't know what to believe, not
believe? It sounds made up to me.

995
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:50,199
How injured could you get on a
roller coaster that was stuck? I

996
01:08:50,279 --> 01:08:55,119
don't know, I mean could maybe? Good year. I think your lawyer

997
01:08:55,159 --> 01:08:58,520
can get you this. But I
don't like this, right, I don't

998
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:01,279
like it. It doesn't it doesn't
feel good to me. So happy it

999
01:09:01,319 --> 01:09:05,079
does in a way, And I
go, what is going on? Why

1000
01:09:05,119 --> 01:09:10,159
aren't we always looking for a fight
of some kind as something? Everybody's man

1001
01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:12,119
and all this? Well, I'll
tell shit, I'll tell you what.

1002
01:09:12,279 --> 01:09:16,439
There's going to be an awful lot
of I feel in Rochester. There's gonna

1003
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:20,960
be an awful lot of car accidents
this year. Why people are just driving

1004
01:09:21,199 --> 01:09:28,319
like idiots? People without assurance.
Here's the Abcerfolte Stean Air seven over Universal

1005
01:09:28,399 --> 01:09:31,000
Studios where there is a power outage
affecting some rides. There, Chris,

1006
01:09:32,359 --> 01:09:36,479
that's right, Jovanna apparently affecting a
couple of rides here and a number of

1007
01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:43,359
riders on Transformers now being rescued by
the La County Fire Department. They're apparently

1008
01:09:43,439 --> 01:09:47,600
evacuating the building here on the north
side of the amusement park. Everything else

1009
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:53,399
appears to be operating pretty normally here. But again, there was approximately eleven

1010
01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:57,079
people on board the ride. Two
of them have been removed now with the

1011
01:09:57,159 --> 01:10:02,119
process of evacuating. The other nine
passengers reporting lot it's like breaking news Chris

1012
01:10:02,199 --> 01:10:06,479
Christy and Air seven over Universal Studios, where there is a power breaking news

1013
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:12,439
we got. I just when I
hear these lawsuits and things, I always

1014
01:10:12,439 --> 01:10:15,720
think, Oh, I don't know
what good comes of it. I guess

1015
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:18,920
I guess like it's never gonna happen
again, Like universe is gonna stop everything.

1016
01:10:19,159 --> 01:10:21,840
We can't let anybody else on the
ride. They're gonna get everybody off.

1017
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:25,399
They're gonna run me twice. I
always ain't gonna let you back up.

1018
01:10:25,399 --> 01:10:28,399
I always think you'd take a risk. I guess if you fell off,

1019
01:10:28,479 --> 01:10:30,319
and like if you slipped out of
it. Right, Let's say it

1020
01:10:30,399 --> 01:10:35,560
was stuck upside down and somebody was
small enough that they they got sweaty and

1021
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:38,960
nervous, and the next thing you
know, they slipped out of the harness.

1022
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,359
And now you know, the person's
in the next newm's got their arm

1023
01:10:42,399 --> 01:10:45,720
holding them and they're holding on to
the thing that I could see. Sue,

1024
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:48,680
go ahead, this is what And
now you're gonna say you can't because

1025
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:51,000
you don't want to blow them.
I remember, I mean, that's what

1026
01:10:51,119 --> 01:10:55,239
this is. She's trying to get
out of a BJA. That's what it

1027
01:10:55,399 --> 01:10:58,600
is. Done. Don't tell me
I'm wrong, I'm right, you're right.

1028
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:02,640
I'm not gonna argue that. I
remember years ago, Darian Lake,

1029
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:06,479
when the viper opened up the somebody
leaned in too far to see if the

1030
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:14,560
uh what do you call them?
The the coaster was coming balance and fell

1031
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:16,000
in and got hit by that.
Okay, well and I don't know what

1032
01:11:16,079 --> 01:11:18,640
happened with that, but but even
that, it's like you, but that's

1033
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:21,920
your audio stupidity. Well she was
like twelve years ago, all right,

1034
01:11:23,159 --> 01:11:26,520
I got it, twelve fifteen something
like that. I mean, we have

1035
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:30,439
to look, people get excited at
these things. Your adrenaline's pumping in the

1036
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:35,840
whole thing is really it's like a
controlled adrenaline rush. You just handed the

1037
01:11:36,079 --> 01:11:41,399
uh that you can't sue the State
of New York for potholes. There's an

1038
01:11:41,439 --> 01:11:43,880
interesting fact I heard on the radio
the other day, not this program,

1039
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:49,640
for somebody else. They're changing People
are changing their license plates just a little

1040
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:54,840
bit, so they change a four
to an eight so when you go through

1041
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:58,560
the scanners, so they don't have
to pay. Yeah, but how good

1042
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:01,479
does it look? Well, it's
gotta be some shitty aff And how's it

1043
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:05,119
gonna read because it doesn't read?
Okay, So New York State thinks that

1044
01:12:05,199 --> 01:12:11,119
they're losing about forty seven thousand dollars
a year what with people doing this?

1045
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:13,600
The fuck's doing it? A lot
of people that don't want to pay.

1046
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:17,560
You know how much the tolls bring
in to New York State every year?

1047
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:20,800
I got to think over a billion, eight hundred and eleven million dollars,

1048
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:27,159
eight hundred and eleven million dollars forty
seven thousand. But wait, first of

1049
01:12:27,199 --> 01:12:30,960
all, I want to see this
jankie ass shitty job that somebody did on

1050
01:12:31,039 --> 01:12:34,760
a license plate to fix a number. Do you remember when you used to

1051
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:38,560
have to chalk your license to get
into a bar? Yeah, and you

1052
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:42,920
were college. Okay, major.
Yes, okay, so now tell me

1053
01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:48,359
that this is the same thing.
I can't say that this is the same

1054
01:12:48,439 --> 01:12:51,640
thing with your license plate. Absolutely. How does the scanner not pick it

1055
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:55,239
up? That they can't look at
this and go there's it's not even reading

1056
01:12:55,319 --> 01:12:59,439
is an eight? Is it a
video? You gotta see it. You

1057
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:03,720
see the pick? Yeah? Then
they it goes through the program and it

1058
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:09,279
comes up that they can't identify the
license fucking oh, they can't identify the

1059
01:13:09,479 --> 01:13:12,680
license license plate. Ah, so
if you change the four to an eight,

1060
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:15,039
maybe I'm wrong? All right?
I thought there was like a little

1061
01:13:15,119 --> 01:13:18,680
barcode on your left. Well they
put a fucking barcode on there. New

1062
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:21,239
York State. We're in twenty twenty
four. You more right if you're gonna

1063
01:13:21,279 --> 01:13:25,960
wind about forty seven thousand dollars right, just less than a lot of people

1064
01:13:26,039 --> 01:13:28,600
make a year, for God's sake. Yes, Jesus, I'm one of

1065
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:31,359
them. Now put that on bubble. That's gonna work for you too.

1066
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:38,840
I'm pouring home speaking of that,
Doug, what wait till you hear this

1067
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:43,119
story coming next. Iron Smoke Distillery
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1068
01:13:43,239 --> 01:13:45,600
is an award winning distillery and One
of the things I love most about Iron

1069
01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:50,439
Smoke is they use locally sourced grains
and I don't know what else goes into

1070
01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:56,520
whiskey because that I don't make it. I just drink it. But it's

1071
01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:59,560
all locally sourced. And I do
know that. Yeah, don't make fun

1072
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:01,520
of me. I know that.
And I also know I love a peacemaker,

1073
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:04,319
and I love the bands that they
have over there, and I love

1074
01:14:04,439 --> 01:14:08,600
that a lot of times the bands
are starting earlier and earlier in the week,

1075
01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:11,319
like you can find a lot of
great things to do over an Iron

1076
01:14:11,399 --> 01:14:15,479
Smoke, Like Tonight Rampage playing all
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1077
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:20,119
in Wednesday? How great is that? Tomorrow Night? Thursday, April twenty

1078
01:14:20,199 --> 01:14:25,600
fifth, twenty Foo Pilots on Don't
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1079
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:28,520
if you love everything from the nineties, two thousands to today's rock,

1080
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:32,039
you're gonna want to see twenty Foo
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1081
01:14:32,079 --> 01:14:35,680
the Acoustic Sunset Sessions are back with
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1082
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:41,399
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1083
01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:44,960
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1084
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,760
at eight thirty. It's all happening
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1085
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:53,920
use locally sourced grains and is it
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1086
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1087
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1088
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1089
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1090
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1091
01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:18,640
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1092
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:23,359
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1093
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1094
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1095
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1096
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1097
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1098
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1099
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1100
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1101
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1102
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and Victor and online at Victor C. D j r dot com. Let's

1103
01:16:35,279 --> 01:16:45,520
spit scorpions right, no great white, no man, Dougie, come on,

1104
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:51,439
don't with Oh, doug it does
only scorpions, so you're right,

1105
01:16:51,880 --> 01:17:04,600
that's great. No, I know
it s not poison. No hairband.

1106
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:09,399
This is what the husband who is
stuck. When he asked his wife for

1107
01:17:09,439 --> 01:17:12,920
a little action, she goes,
oh my neck from the Universal ride against

1108
01:17:13,039 --> 01:17:15,960
Nobody's full. We're sewing nobody's full, honey, and I getting out of

1109
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:25,439
me that again, nobody's full.
That rat Cinder Cinderella, cinder fella.

1110
01:17:26,399 --> 01:17:30,119
I saw him probably seven years ago
at the Lago. Oh what's his name,

1111
01:17:30,319 --> 01:17:38,920
Jamie, No, that's I don't
even remember one hit wonder They had

1112
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:44,279
two hits and another hit Doug Cinderella. Nobody don't know what it's done.

1113
01:17:44,279 --> 01:17:47,760
I don't know what you got until
it's gone. That's right. Yeah I

1114
01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:50,239
didn't. I didn't have an either
album. No, I didn't either.

1115
01:17:50,439 --> 01:17:54,760
I just remember I I I think
I used to have to. Did you

1116
01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:58,119
ever have long hair ever in your
life? Yeah, done to your shoulder,

1117
01:17:58,319 --> 01:18:01,560
m like a hippie. No that
long. No, you're always clean

1118
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:05,359
cut, mullet more. I was
always just more me. It just felt

1119
01:18:05,399 --> 01:18:10,039
more comfortable. My hair got very
bushy. I think what happened to me

1120
01:18:10,399 --> 01:18:13,399
was, I mean, you get
a big, thick hair. Yeah,

1121
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:17,479
man, you should let it grow
for three months? The fuck now sell

1122
01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:24,680
it to women? Cut into the
locket, have some is wrong? Creepiest

1123
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:30,359
for animals. Its hair from the
Marina God. I in eighth grade.

1124
01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:35,319
I was on the varsity track team. And but I was slight. This

1125
01:18:35,439 --> 01:18:40,239
after you bank the old neighbor,
slight, the old neighbor. I was

1126
01:18:40,239 --> 01:18:43,720
a very slight kid. No,
that was Park City. She wasn't even

1127
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:45,479
that old. She was probably younger
than I am today by a lot.

1128
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:48,920
Okay, so hot, I getting
hot, and just answer your questions.

1129
01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:55,680
So I'm standing there in the coach. I of course could never that was

1130
01:18:55,720 --> 01:18:58,439
always fucking around laughing. And that
was a great thing about track. It

1131
01:18:58,520 --> 01:19:02,119
was very social out for runs and
stuff, and I was always a fairly

1132
01:19:02,199 --> 01:19:06,680
decent middle distance runner. So they
moved me up. And I can't take

1133
01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:10,319
some New York State tests and I
can't do so many sit ups in a

1134
01:19:10,359 --> 01:19:15,039
minute or whatever. So I get
there and all of a sudden, the

1135
01:19:15,079 --> 01:19:18,680
coach he goes, hey, Machetti, stop playing grab ass back there,

1136
01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:24,880
and she's standing like over to the
to the left. Her name was Linda

1137
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:29,920
Matchetti, and he and she goes, I'm right here, and I turned

1138
01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:33,920
around and goes moran. Because I
looked from the back like a fourteen year

1139
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:36,800
old girl. I was a skinny
kid with a like shoulder length that was

1140
01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:42,640
down on my shoulder and it was
thick. Yeah. And uh so after

1141
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:45,880
that, I was like, yeah, fucking not doing this, doing this,

1142
01:19:46,399 --> 01:19:49,359
not fucking doing this anymore, Doug. So he gave up on it.

1143
01:19:50,239 --> 01:19:54,600
Uh yeah, I just didn't care. Why what what are you trying

1144
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:57,640
to say? Do nothing? Do
I need it? You said everything you've

1145
01:19:57,680 --> 01:20:00,560
ever gone after, you've a copolished. Yes, gave up on that.

1146
01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:02,479
So you didn't go after it.
Well, I didn't care enough. Okay,

1147
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:06,640
So I didn't care enough. I
got everything, Yes, I mean

1148
01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:14,159
I don't know. I'm just when
did the hair track? Yeah? So

1149
01:20:14,239 --> 01:20:16,079
you stopped track? No, I
didn't stop trying. I didn't I kept

1150
01:20:16,159 --> 01:20:19,880
running. Oh I cut my hair. Oh yeah, okay, got my

1151
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:23,520
hair, gave up on the hair
growing? Yeah, he gave up on

1152
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:30,479
track. No, okay, Oh
gosh, I don't understand what you're saying.

1153
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:32,319
Nothing but to ask me. I
want to know why you're asking about

1154
01:20:32,359 --> 01:20:35,479
hair. Do you think I need
a different hairstyles that you're trying to say?

1155
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:39,399
No, it was eighties hair band. I just wondering. I did

1156
01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:43,800
hair thinking of you in the big
Goofy Poison bon Jovi thing out I had.

1157
01:20:44,199 --> 01:20:45,159
I had a mullet, A little
bit of a mullet. Okay,

1158
01:20:45,319 --> 01:20:49,479
yeah, I never had lunge.
I growth. When I started radio,

1159
01:20:49,479 --> 01:20:53,920
I played. Uh. I think
there was like we got to do hair,

1160
01:20:54,279 --> 01:20:58,279
hair bands at eleven or hair club
for men, Hair club for men,

1161
01:20:58,399 --> 01:21:01,720
hair club from men. That's what
it was. Yes, so creative

1162
01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:08,680
that fucking radio visits hair club from
men that night? Get ready, hey,

1163
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:13,319
guys, hair club for men tonight
going out to John sitting all by

1164
01:21:13,399 --> 01:21:17,760
himself on his futon in the city
of Poughkeepsie. He's lonely, he's bored,

1165
01:21:18,199 --> 01:21:21,960
he's eating a big bucket of haganda. It's right he doesn't have the

1166
01:21:23,039 --> 01:21:28,479
other slipper, but he wanted Cinderella
one on one point five w e p.

1167
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:36,199
Cinderella said, when she got to
the ball, I love that job.

1168
01:21:36,319 --> 01:21:41,560
I know you did. Sorry,
we were talking about Disney earlier.

1169
01:21:42,039 --> 01:21:45,439
Speaking of that, I'll say when
she said on Pinocchio's face, tell why

1170
01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:47,720
tell? Why tell the truth?
Tell? Why I tell the truth?

1171
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:56,840
Well? I got it wrong,
so dumb it's They're great, Okay,

1172
01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:59,079
got anymore? Yeah, of course
you do. I didn't. I did

1173
01:21:59,159 --> 01:22:02,960
Mickey Mouse break up with Mini Mouse? Why did Mickey Mouse break up with

1174
01:22:03,199 --> 01:22:09,199
Minie Mouse? Why did Mickey Mouse
break up with She was fucking goofy oh

1175
01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:14,840
oh oh wait, that's not what
I wanted. There you go, there,

1176
01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:16,199
you go? Do I just broke
up with my opera singer girlfriend the

1177
01:22:16,239 --> 01:22:18,760
other day. You did so selfish. She's all me, me, me,

1178
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:26,439
me, me, me me,
anything else? What else you got?

1179
01:22:26,479 --> 01:22:28,720
Well? I already used busted hip
on you. I haven't thought anything

1180
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:31,760
new since then. Okay, yeah, no new uh no new ones.

1181
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:38,520
So you talked about you mentioned Hung
and uh I want you to listen to

1182
01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:42,159
this story. Well Hung, well
Hung. Okay, this is a true

1183
01:22:42,199 --> 01:22:46,199
story of a man in England who
was thrown out of his yoga class.

1184
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:50,159
My mom was also worried about whoops, her mom was worried the wrong one.

1185
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:55,800
You've also been thrown out of the
odd yoga class because people have sort

1186
01:22:55,840 --> 01:23:00,319
of mistook what they can see as
you being a little bit around. Yeah.

1187
01:23:00,319 --> 01:23:02,199
I think that's that's sort of real
issues in terms of obviously, you

1188
01:23:02,239 --> 01:23:04,000
know again, I was wearing,
you know, a very baggy shirt,

1189
01:23:04,119 --> 01:23:09,079
baggy shorts. But yoga you make
positions and I think people just got the

1190
01:23:09,079 --> 01:23:11,560
wrong idea and that's sort of the
way sometimes goes. Again, you can

1191
01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:15,439
dress normally in baggy clothing and it's
not too difficulty. Custom underwear that exists

1192
01:23:15,479 --> 01:23:18,680
as well, So custom underwear.
He has to buy custom underwear or have

1193
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:24,319
it made. He is I don't
know, he hat what is it?

1194
01:23:24,479 --> 01:23:28,319
What's what are they saying? Okay, so this is He was on British

1195
01:23:28,319 --> 01:23:30,920
television. He was on the British
talk show this morning. This is the

1196
01:23:30,960 --> 01:23:34,600
guy right here and not really a
prize. I don't think. I don't

1197
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:42,039
know, right, Okay, So
this guy, the bulging brit reportedly boast

1198
01:23:43,439 --> 01:23:50,119
b Bot Boner boast Britain's biggest penis, which measures more than twelve inches long

1199
01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:56,960
while erect when erect more than twice
the global average of an erect penis of

1200
01:23:57,000 --> 01:24:01,000
five point one inches. That's a
global globe will average five point one.

1201
01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:05,720
It's got to be the arc with
China. They got a billion guys over

1202
01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:12,439
there. Why does that have to
be China? Well, South Africa?

1203
01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:17,560
Maybe bill if it's Argentina, Mexico
throwing the average around the world is five

1204
01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:20,720
point one. I'm reading it right
here. Okay. Do you think I

1205
01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:28,439
went and measured? Yeah? You
probably did. Yeah. The guys,

1206
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:30,920
so this guy silver guy measures their
dick at one point in their life when

1207
01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:33,800
they're younger, in high school or
college or whatever. I got drunk at

1208
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:39,000
a party with yeah, and uh, some girls said, if your penis

1209
01:24:39,279 --> 01:24:43,239
isn't as big as as long as
a dollar bill, we have a problem

1210
01:24:43,319 --> 01:24:50,720
or something. So did you bring
out a centennial quarter? A dollar silver

1211
01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:56,199
dollar? Then Vegas like this one, there's a doctor in Webster. We're

1212
01:24:56,359 --> 01:25:00,119
right around here, and it's becoming
more and more popular. He's doing like,

1213
01:25:00,039 --> 01:25:05,279
uh, penis enlargement, but it's
the girth, so he is basically

1214
01:25:05,359 --> 01:25:10,119
it's like I called it bocox.
He's like both socks for your penis or

1215
01:25:10,159 --> 01:25:12,920
something. But I guess he's like
leading this thing. I don't know.

1216
01:25:12,920 --> 01:25:15,079
I was at some party and some
girls bragging I work for this guy he's

1217
01:25:15,199 --> 01:25:18,680
doing. But this was when I
was in college. It was probably a

1218
01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:23,359
freshman, and I was hanging out
with these girls and we're drinking and she

1219
01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:27,279
somebody said, if it's not bigger
than a dollar, then uh, you

1220
01:25:27,359 --> 01:25:30,479
got a problem where a girls want
blah blah blah. So we put out

1221
01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:33,439
a dollar and I dropped my pants
and what happened. It was just a

1222
01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:39,600
little bit longer, okay, a
little the dollar and change, dundy counterfeit

1223
01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:43,319
dollar change, dollar and change.
Okay, look at you. I don't

1224
01:25:43,319 --> 01:25:45,279
know. That was many years ago. Yes, I don't even know.

1225
01:25:45,319 --> 01:25:46,600
I could you imagine? Did you
take you home doing it? Now?

1226
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:51,279
Gosh, so stupid, so stupid. I mean, the right party have

1227
01:25:51,359 --> 01:25:56,760
to be real drunk. How about
this poor guy and he's on TV talking

1228
01:25:56,760 --> 01:26:00,159
about it. But people have learned
a lot of myths from pornography. The

1229
01:26:00,199 --> 01:26:04,159
guy said, Uh, they don't
realize the implications that it would have when

1230
01:26:04,199 --> 01:26:08,880
you're actually living in a situation day
by day of like a big penis.

1231
01:26:09,239 --> 01:26:13,800
We had a dwarf porn star on
last night. I did see that a

1232
01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:18,079
little bit of it, and she
was Uh. She said, bigger isn't

1233
01:26:18,079 --> 01:26:21,720
always better. No, she's heard
that from a lot of women. Yeah.

1234
01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:25,840
So this guy, I guess he
has an upcoming autobiography called A Long

1235
01:26:26,439 --> 01:26:30,279
Story Life with one of the world's
largest penises. Oh, there was a

1236
01:26:30,399 --> 01:26:34,960
video years ago, long Dong Silver
I think was a video and they went

1237
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:42,239
around the world filming the biggest cos
they they got it a bachelor party when

1238
01:26:42,239 --> 01:26:46,000
I was twenty one. Yeah.
They usually showed dirty movies at a basel

1239
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:49,840
of party, usually that include women. Yeah, yeah, this was this

1240
01:26:49,960 --> 01:26:54,560
guy don silver. They had women
and who would take it? Oh?

1241
01:26:55,239 --> 01:26:58,479
Gotcha? Put donuts on the end. The girl they could finish the last

1242
01:26:58,520 --> 01:27:01,199
one was the girl that you wanted
to me the uh this, this guy

1243
01:27:01,279 --> 01:27:06,640
says, not to mention the contrary
is popular believe having a behemoth manhood can

1244
01:27:06,720 --> 01:27:11,199
paradoxically be an inconvenience in the bedroom. He said. They love the idea

1245
01:27:11,319 --> 01:27:14,960
more than the practicality. In porn, there's lots of filters being used.

1246
01:27:15,479 --> 01:27:17,439
It's very small bodies, lots of
camera angles and stuff. So when they

1247
01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:21,600
face someone who's actually that size,
it's not what they want. He's the

1248
01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:27,680
guy they can hurt. There are
people who like it for bragging, bragging

1249
01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:30,000
point of view who claims that some
of the yeah, there you go.

1250
01:27:31,039 --> 01:27:34,399
During one encounter, he said he
was even catfish by a woman who tried

1251
01:27:34,399 --> 01:27:39,039
to get him to appear on their
only Fans page under the guise of a

1252
01:27:39,199 --> 01:27:43,199
normal date. Oh, and then
she wanted to get him. Oh,

1253
01:27:44,399 --> 01:27:47,239
the battle of the bulge. It's
a different kind of bulge. Yeah,

1254
01:27:47,279 --> 01:27:51,960
so there you go, peches.
It's a it's a foot it's yeah.

1255
01:27:53,359 --> 01:27:55,880
I mean it's tough enough that I
have to duct tape mine everywhere. I

1256
01:27:56,680 --> 01:28:00,840
strapping in there. Oh yeah,
wear those I work out. Do you

1257
01:28:00,920 --> 01:28:04,199
put it in your Do you put
it in your I only have seven inches

1258
01:28:04,359 --> 01:28:11,119
when I bend it in half?
Oh do you okay? Do you put

1259
01:28:11,159 --> 01:28:15,279
that on your your bumble profile?
No, I'm an uber driver. I

1260
01:28:15,359 --> 01:28:17,279
always wear my seat belt and then
I always seat building. My God,

1261
01:28:17,359 --> 01:28:23,640
good google do ladies, if you
want a wild ride, a universal that

1262
01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:28,800
won't get stuck every now and then, the power never goes out in this

1263
01:28:29,279 --> 01:28:31,199
grab your American flag because I got
a flagpole. You can tape it to

1264
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:40,680
you can salute it every morning,
snaking ahead to wake you up better than

1265
01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:45,399
they learn. Cla. Wow,
that's a boy there. That's romance right

1266
01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:47,760
there, romance. What's your face? Still taking dick pics? I mean

1267
01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:54,640
maybe she'd want to see Laura.
Yeah, I don't think dick looking.

1268
01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:58,239
You'd have to take two pictures or
make a movie. Yeah, get up

1269
01:28:58,279 --> 01:29:01,560
and talk to you. That's a
bad that's if anybody's ever tried to do

1270
01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:05,279
rous down. There was there Penis, Yeah, I think I think there

1271
01:29:05,359 --> 01:29:11,079
was a whole show that was off
Broadway where guys did Penis tricks, like

1272
01:29:11,119 --> 01:29:13,880
they wrapped it around the wrist and
made a watch with it and they did

1273
01:29:14,039 --> 01:29:16,000
yeah really yeah, look it up. Okay, look it up, and

1274
01:29:16,119 --> 01:29:19,920
I know you will, Yes you
will, Yes, you will. I

1275
01:29:19,960 --> 01:29:24,039
don't have the time. Bumble,
it's getting target stumble, what do you

1276
01:29:24,159 --> 01:29:27,159
bumble? Bumble? Well, it's
it's we're close to wrapping it up.

1277
01:29:27,239 --> 01:29:29,600
No, what else is happening?
Did you want to give your shout outs?

1278
01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:30,800
You always give you a little shower. Yeah. I always enjoy when

1279
01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:34,199
people are listening to I likes to
give shout outs to the people. Picture.

1280
01:29:34,880 --> 01:29:38,800
Without them, we would not be
here. No, we would be

1281
01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:45,600
yees. Okay, I've been talking
to myself Doug for forty years. Forty

1282
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:50,800
years, Jim Hubbard, Alfie h
O. J Salomon who I let to

1283
01:29:51,039 --> 01:29:56,399
uh forty two school with, and
his nickname was OJ. My cousin Karen

1284
01:29:57,199 --> 01:30:00,560
Sandy and Jim From, Jim White, Mike Bailey, uh Him Hallick in

1285
01:30:00,560 --> 01:30:03,399
Syracuse, Dave Liberto, the comedy
Company, Chris do, Pat rob Rice,

1286
01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:10,840
Jimmy Lynch, uh w Mundorff,
and Robert Young. There you go.

1287
01:30:11,720 --> 01:30:15,720
That is good. Any big plans
for the weekend, just driving Uber.

1288
01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:17,479
They've got a free gifted the Lago
that will probably go out and get

1289
01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:23,159
for Sills. I haven't worked on
any comedy, just trying to focus on

1290
01:30:23,680 --> 01:30:27,920
a couple other things. You know
what remind that reminds me? When we

1291
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:30,760
wrap up here, I'll throw a
date at you. Okay, cool,

1292
01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:35,560
I got a couple of gigs coming. Yeah, I've been working silently on

1293
01:30:35,640 --> 01:30:38,920
the side. All right, you're
working for me, You're like my agent.

1294
01:30:39,119 --> 01:30:42,000
I'm doing a bunch of stuff that
I'm just not talking to people about.

1295
01:30:42,199 --> 01:30:44,920
You know what I am people,
I'm starting to feel it, but

1296
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:47,279
I'm just not talking about. I
am a big believer of jinxing things,

1297
01:30:47,319 --> 01:30:50,880
and I don't believe jinxing. I
do. I don't believe in jinxing.

1298
01:30:51,039 --> 01:30:54,840
Okay, I think that I I
think it's okay, it's not it is,

1299
01:30:55,319 --> 01:30:59,600
but I will kind of like your
telepathy ship. No, but frequently

1300
01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:02,800
see, yes, it's lepathy.
Here's my thing. I'm not telling people

1301
01:31:02,880 --> 01:31:06,920
because I think most people would tell
you, just like starting this podcast,

1302
01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:11,640
that oh, it never works,
nobody ever makes money, no one's ever

1303
01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:15,199
learned how to monetize it, blah
blah blah. And they don't mean they're

1304
01:31:15,239 --> 01:31:17,880
not trying to squash your dream or
shit all over you. They're trying to

1305
01:31:17,960 --> 01:31:21,000
be concerning from their point of view. You start to let that in your

1306
01:31:21,039 --> 01:31:25,239
head you ain't gonna do shit,
right, So my thing is, shut

1307
01:31:25,359 --> 01:31:27,319
up and do it. Why did
I even tell you this if you got

1308
01:31:27,359 --> 01:31:30,039
nothing good to say? That was
from Yeah, but I got nothing to

1309
01:31:30,159 --> 01:31:32,079
say, don't say anything at all. No, I give a positive feedback,

1310
01:31:32,239 --> 01:31:34,399
and I wouldn't even say that.
I would just so like when my

1311
01:31:34,479 --> 01:31:36,800
kids tell me stuff, and so
I just listen. That's why I like,

1312
01:31:36,880 --> 01:31:42,800
even with the whole graduation thing,
it's you, buddy, We're all

1313
01:31:42,840 --> 01:31:45,279
here for you. But that's fine. I was thinking about writing a letter

1314
01:31:45,359 --> 01:31:47,239
to may or. I hit on
it earlier that I think there's gonna be

1315
01:31:47,279 --> 01:31:53,960
a lot of accidents in Rochester this
year just with people driving absolutely terrible.

1316
01:31:54,239 --> 01:31:57,680
I haven't no courtesy, and I
mean going around the double lines, the

1317
01:31:57,720 --> 01:32:01,399
bikes already out doing wheeling. I
saw him yesterday, a group of six

1318
01:32:01,560 --> 01:32:04,640
or seven, and I think,
uh, I know there's a lot of

1319
01:32:04,640 --> 01:32:09,600
people driving around without any assurance talking
to other police officers. I think the

1320
01:32:09,680 --> 01:32:13,279
Mayor's really had to do something.
You know, there's no headlights at night.

1321
01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:16,840
Yeah, well, here here's the
tough part. And bicycles too,

1322
01:32:16,960 --> 01:32:19,199
I mean, gosh, yeah,
I know there's a bike lane, but

1323
01:32:19,680 --> 01:32:23,760
get on the fucking sidewalk please,
here's the here's the tough part. And

1324
01:32:23,840 --> 01:32:26,479
you're on a mountain bike. It
doesn't matter if you're on a sidewalk or

1325
01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:29,760
the street, go ahead, E
bike, E bikes bikes. Uh.

1326
01:32:30,359 --> 01:32:36,600
Here here's the tough part. I
think if you could have if you're driving

1327
01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:41,760
without here's what I don't understand.
If you're driving without insurance, or driving

1328
01:32:41,800 --> 01:32:45,720
without a license, or driving without
registration or whatever it is. Okay,

1329
01:32:45,520 --> 01:32:47,640
hopefully you can figure out how to
get this. But if you're driving like

1330
01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:50,319
with a suspended license, and you
still got to get to work, and

1331
01:32:50,359 --> 01:32:58,079
you're like, fucking I'm just going
then follow every traffic rule and everything so

1332
01:32:58,399 --> 01:33:01,600
nothing happens, because it's the only
way you're getting caught is when something happens,

1333
01:33:01,680 --> 01:33:04,039
right, that's it. The only
way you're getting caught is you let

1334
01:33:04,079 --> 01:33:11,399
the inspection expire. Get that fixed, you can. This is your encouragement

1335
01:33:11,479 --> 01:33:14,760
to break the law. But if
you are breaking law, and it's usually

1336
01:33:14,840 --> 01:33:17,199
the ones we always hear about the
person that got into an accident, terrible

1337
01:33:17,279 --> 01:33:24,039
accident, suspended license, no insurance, Why are you out there driving recklessly?

1338
01:33:24,119 --> 01:33:27,479
You fucking more if you need the
car to get so, you can

1339
01:33:27,680 --> 01:33:30,840
get the insurance and pay the bills
and get to work and do it such

1340
01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:34,239
the follow rules. Thank you.
Yeah, it's my PSA for today.

1341
01:33:34,279 --> 01:33:38,319
Where's common sense these days? I
don't know. I don't know, and

1342
01:33:38,359 --> 01:33:43,800
I feel like we're looking at you
know, we look for things like to

1343
01:33:43,880 --> 01:33:45,840
blame somebody else. Well they were
slow, they were slow down. Give

1344
01:33:45,840 --> 01:33:50,079
yourself then leave your house earlier a
lot. This is all your fault.

1345
01:33:50,560 --> 01:33:54,199
Everything is your fucking fault, Doug. It's all your fault, always,

1346
01:33:55,359 --> 01:33:59,960
it says bumble man. I hope
you stumbled into a pussy Umbumm me too

1347
01:34:00,359 --> 01:34:02,479
if I get laid. This first
thing I'm doing is but now these headphones

1348
01:34:03,119 --> 01:34:06,279
and telling you all about it?
Oh no, okay, right there.

1349
01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:11,640
You just you just closed every opportunity
on Bubble. No woman wants to be

1350
01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:16,600
talked to to do we will.
I'm not gonna change my luck. Some

1351
01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:24,000
listener is gonna come and knock at
my door tonight for Doug Day. I'm

1352
01:34:24,039 --> 01:34:41,640
Bill Moran, will see you tomorrow. Holdal, you know what to do.

1353
01:34:42,119 --> 01:34:44,520
I'm trying to TV to you.