WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:03.000 We have a bunch of emails for the Minnesota Goodbye. I think Jenny and 2 00:00:03.040 --> 00:00:08.080 I struggled through three maybe two emails on Friday and we found out the things 3 00:00:08.080 --> 00:00:11.679 to talk about. But emails were always the heart of the Minnesota Goodbye. 4 00:00:11.759 --> 00:00:15.679 So thank you for your emails. To Ryan Show at katiebbe dot com. 5 00:00:16.559 --> 00:00:20.760 Embarrassing story for you to read. I listened to Minnesota Goodbye on Saturday mornings 6 00:00:20.760 --> 00:00:24.679 because you're not live and that sucks. In here we go, Hi to 7 00:00:24.719 --> 00:00:28.320 the pandemic. I'm a mail carrier. I couldn't go into any businesses on 8 00:00:28.359 --> 00:00:33.840 my route due to restrictions because of COVID. I had pooped that morning at 9 00:00:33.880 --> 00:00:37.799 work, and I guess I needed a rewipe. I was itchy, she 10 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:42.640 says. I had nowhere to stop to rewipe because even the porta potty wasn't 11 00:00:42.719 --> 00:00:46.359 out. So I thought, hmmm, how can I stop this itching? 12 00:00:46.439 --> 00:00:51.079 I only got one tissue. PS. I only carry so much extra stuff. 13 00:00:51.079 --> 00:00:55.159 Oh, I carry so much extra stuff with me now? Oh well, 14 00:00:55.200 --> 00:00:59.159 I had hand sanitizer. Now it's supposed to be like washing and removed 15 00:00:59.200 --> 00:01:03.200 germs. I had one cleanex in one small bottle of cinnamon scented hand sanitizer, 16 00:01:03.920 --> 00:01:06.480 so I squeezed a small amount on the clean X proceeded to go in 17 00:01:06.519 --> 00:01:10.680 the back of the truck and wipe from behind to alleviate the itching. Ah 18 00:01:10.680 --> 00:01:15.719 how that feels gray ha ha Oh fucking no, it fucking burns. It 19 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:19.280 burns like the dickens. Fuck fuck fuck. I have nothing to wipe it 20 00:01:19.359 --> 00:01:22.959 up with, and yet, says an alcohol based sanitizer, I just put 21 00:01:23.000 --> 00:01:26.480 on my buttole Holy Marry, Mother of God. I've never had to sit 22 00:01:26.519 --> 00:01:29.439 in such an uncomfortable seat for the next four hours to finish delivering mail. 23 00:01:29.719 --> 00:01:33.640 Clenching doesn't help, water didn't help. And guess what, these mail truck 24 00:01:33.719 --> 00:01:38.640 seats stay very warm. Oh my gosh, I've been nine months pregnant delivering. 25 00:01:38.680 --> 00:01:42.280 I've been four weeks post surgery delivering, and this was the most painful 26 00:01:42.319 --> 00:01:47.920 thing I've ever experienced. So, in conclusion, hand sanitizer isn't for your 27 00:01:47.920 --> 00:01:52.120 butthole. Yeah, I mean, thank you, Becky. That was an 28 00:01:52.120 --> 00:01:56.120 amazing story. I'm gonna call the episode it burns. Okay, good idea, 29 00:01:56.480 --> 00:01:59.560 she goes love You sucked, Dave. We did a bit last week 30 00:01:59.560 --> 00:02:02.560 where we called it Dave's camping corner, and I don't know how we came 31 00:02:02.640 --> 00:02:05.680 up with it, but it was just one of those like weird things that 32 00:02:05.879 --> 00:02:09.919 strangely worked. And so people would call in. I'd say, hey, 33 00:02:09.960 --> 00:02:13.360 call us up, you're gonna go camping. I'm a camper, I know 34 00:02:13.400 --> 00:02:15.520 all about this stuff. Call me up and let me know you're camping questions. 35 00:02:15.599 --> 00:02:21.599 So every call was Drake disguising his voice going yeah, I'm going camping 36 00:02:21.680 --> 00:02:23.479 this weekend. I just wanted you suck, and I'd be like, well 37 00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:27.439 that didn't work out, though, I'm sorry that was embarrassing. Was that 38 00:02:27.479 --> 00:02:30.759 plan? Oh totally, I know. I'm just kidding. No, this 39 00:02:30.800 --> 00:02:32.479 is why. Because I had a boring idea and you made it funny. 40 00:02:32.599 --> 00:02:36.879 That's what happened, because mine was genuine. I said that we should do 41 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:38.319 Dave's camping horner and people will call in, oh that's right, okay, 42 00:02:38.360 --> 00:02:42.879 and get tips from you. And then I said it could be funny to 43 00:02:42.960 --> 00:02:45.840 have one you give bad advice to one person, and you said no, 44 00:02:45.879 --> 00:02:47.960 we should have someone say you sucked, Dave. And so Drake did a 45 00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:52.759 great job and he everything was like, yeah, I just wonder we're going 46 00:02:52.800 --> 00:02:55.039 to know this weekend when you build a fire, I wondered if you suck, 47 00:02:57.080 --> 00:02:59.240 and I'd be like, well that, and then we did it because 48 00:02:59.280 --> 00:03:01.719 we'd like to do things kind of like on Family Guy, where you run 49 00:03:01.719 --> 00:03:06.919 it into the ground where it should have stopped, but Peter will keep doing 50 00:03:06.960 --> 00:03:12.280 the same thing for forty seconds because it's so funny. So thank you, 51 00:03:12.400 --> 00:03:15.680 And then White she says you suck, Dave, or maybe she just thinks 52 00:03:15.719 --> 00:03:20.360 I suck. I'm not really sure. Next one, Tina says, want 53 00:03:20.360 --> 00:03:23.560 to thank you all for being such amazing humans. You make my day's fabulous. 54 00:03:24.039 --> 00:03:29.039 This is a comment on the how to stay or be motivated to work 55 00:03:29.039 --> 00:03:31.120 out. Jenny and I had a discussion I think on Thursday or Friday, 56 00:03:31.560 --> 00:03:36.199 because Jenny goes to the gym every day. I said, I like going, 57 00:03:36.680 --> 00:03:38.879 but I don't want to go the rest of my life. So at 58 00:03:38.919 --> 00:03:43.680 one point I'm gonna have to tell my trainer I'm not coming back, and 59 00:03:43.759 --> 00:03:45.879 she's like, now, you really should go the rest of your life. 60 00:03:45.919 --> 00:03:46.520 I plan to go the rest of my life. And I said, how 61 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:50.919 do you stay motivated? And so anyway, they go on to say motivation 62 00:03:51.000 --> 00:03:55.800 comes from comes and goes even when fitness is literally your livelihood. The first 63 00:03:55.800 --> 00:04:00.159 step is action. With action is going to come results, and results is 64 00:04:00.199 --> 00:04:06.280 going to come motivation. Also, I remind my clients constantly that we exercise 65 00:04:06.360 --> 00:04:12.280 for health, to get strong and have a healthy cardiovascular system. Fat loss 66 00:04:12.360 --> 00:04:16.160 success is going to come from your diet. If you're eating in a surplus, 67 00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:21.079 you're going to gain weight. Even with exercise, you need to be 68 00:04:21.120 --> 00:04:26.279 in a calorie deficit for fat loss. It sounds easy on paper, but 69 00:04:26.399 --> 00:04:30.000 in reality it's tough as shit. I promise you though, if you keep 70 00:04:30.040 --> 00:04:34.879 going, you're going to feel amazing. She is a certified NASM Personal Trainer, 71 00:04:34.959 --> 00:04:40.639 Women's Fitness Specialist, weight Loss Specialist, Group Personal Trainer Specialist, Youth 72 00:04:40.720 --> 00:04:46.759 Exercise Specialist, and work Out twenty four seven fitness facility manager. Okay, 73 00:04:46.879 --> 00:04:48.160 so that's Tina, So she knows what she's talking about. I don't know 74 00:04:48.160 --> 00:04:51.800 what you guys talked about. The one thing I've seen is or someone posts 75 00:04:51.800 --> 00:04:57.319 before, which is actually a Bobby Bones. I think he's pretty. I 76 00:04:57.319 --> 00:05:00.000 don't know. I think he's into health and fitness. But people will always 77 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:00.959 ask me it as one of those Q and A things, how do I 78 00:05:01.000 --> 00:05:04.399 stay motivated? Because he He's like, I'm not. It's disciplined. There's 79 00:05:04.439 --> 00:05:09.639 not there's a difference. It's just that I'm not motivated necessarily. It's discipline. 80 00:05:11.160 --> 00:05:13.519 But whatever it is, it works because some of us don't have either, 81 00:05:13.839 --> 00:05:18.639 you know I have. I don't know. I mean, I don't 82 00:05:19.319 --> 00:05:23.639 look forward to going to work out now, but once I get there, 83 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:29.319 it's a good experience. I won't say it's a great experience because I don't 84 00:05:29.439 --> 00:05:31.879 like the pain and the sweating and like, you know, you're doing these 85 00:05:31.920 --> 00:05:36.040 different things and you know, like I don't know, lifting heavy weights with 86 00:05:36.120 --> 00:05:39.600 one arm, and it's like I don't like it, But when you leave, 87 00:05:39.639 --> 00:05:41.759 you go, I'm really glad that I did that, and plus I 88 00:05:41.800 --> 00:05:45.399 feel a lot better since I've done it. All. Right, next one, 89 00:05:46.240 --> 00:05:51.439 Okay, that one we did. Let's go here, I Dave, 90 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:56.920 I heard you mention that video with Nicole Kidman that plays before the movies at 91 00:05:56.920 --> 00:06:00.319 the theater. Do you know this one? Yep? Okay, Well, 92 00:06:00.360 --> 00:06:02.720 at the Oscars, Jimmy Kimmel made fun of her for saying for it. 93 00:06:02.839 --> 00:06:06.480 He said, thanks Nicole Kidman for reminding us to go to the movies the 94 00:06:06.600 --> 00:06:11.279 movie theater while we are at the movie theater. I' pretty sure they've done 95 00:06:11.279 --> 00:06:15.040 an SNL comedy skita. They really, I'm pretty sure. I'm gonna have 96 00:06:15.040 --> 00:06:19.040 to look that up. I just think it's stupid because it's just so miscast 97 00:06:19.079 --> 00:06:24.600 and she's so elegant wearing a sparkly outfit to go to the movie theater, 98 00:06:24.759 --> 00:06:28.600 and it's just it's, I don't know, just overly dramatic, badly badly 99 00:06:28.639 --> 00:06:31.360 cast. Okay, heard you talking about Jenny's neighbors. Well, my brother 100 00:06:31.360 --> 00:06:34.519 in law has an older neighbor also. He doesn't live next to him, 101 00:06:34.519 --> 00:06:39.079 but the guy lives across from his backyard. One time, my brother in 102 00:06:39.160 --> 00:06:41.480 law said hi, and the guy said, well, let's see you guys 103 00:06:41.480 --> 00:06:45.000 are partying again, kind of like in a snarky way. We were just 104 00:06:45.040 --> 00:06:48.399 having a few beers in barbecuing. I guess the story was jenny neighborhood her 105 00:06:48.480 --> 00:06:51.759 jump roping on the deck and said, so you're getting pretty good at that 106 00:06:51.879 --> 00:06:57.120 or something like that. Right, So yeah, okay, I will say 107 00:06:57.199 --> 00:06:59.519 Jenny at least only does that like twenty minutes a day, and it's like 108 00:06:59.519 --> 00:07:00.920 in the middle of the Day's not like it's at two am. Because I 109 00:07:00.920 --> 00:07:04.399 can see that being annoying. Totally. Yeah, it was like longer. 110 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:10.000 Jessica says, listening to Minnesota Goodbye, you're talking about celebrities that you want 111 00:07:10.000 --> 00:07:14.680 to be friends with, and Jenny said Orlando Bloom. I had to write 112 00:07:14.720 --> 00:07:19.439 in because my email in high school was dining with Orlando at Yahoo dot com. 113 00:07:19.480 --> 00:07:25.079 And I was so in love with Orlando Bloom and I thought I was 114 00:07:25.160 --> 00:07:28.959 so clever. Now looking back at it, it is so lame. Glad 115 00:07:29.000 --> 00:07:31.800 to know somebody else shares my love of Orlando Bloom. Also, I would 116 00:07:31.839 --> 00:07:35.639 love to be friends with Will Smith, Chris Hemsworth and Zac Efron, or 117 00:07:35.680 --> 00:07:39.040 maybe I just want to look at them. You guys are the best. 118 00:07:39.079 --> 00:07:44.360 From Jessica Funny, Orlando Bloom is a great name. Orlando Bloom, Yeah, 119 00:07:44.600 --> 00:07:47.839 good, and this kind of like Quentin Tarantino or Billie Eilish. It's 120 00:07:47.839 --> 00:07:53.560 a great name. You know what He's realized then because they he had a 121 00:07:53.639 --> 00:07:56.319 daughter with Katy Perry and her name's Daisy. That means her name is Daisy 122 00:07:56.360 --> 00:08:01.439 Bloom, which is a great name out Okay, well that was kind of 123 00:08:01.439 --> 00:08:05.279 for off the air. They want to build buy Carson's baseball cards. This 124 00:08:05.319 --> 00:08:09.639 one Happy Friday. We finally made it, wrote Alyssa on Friday. I 125 00:08:09.800 --> 00:08:11.680 just gotta say I got a huge smile on my face when Dave said yesterday 126 00:08:11.720 --> 00:08:16.160 that he likes canned oysters. Growing up, our family tradition was making homemade 127 00:08:16.160 --> 00:08:22.199 pieces with canned smoked oysters as a topping, so good. I always made 128 00:08:22.199 --> 00:08:28.000 my friends try it once before they judge when we'd have homemade pizza at home. 129 00:08:28.199 --> 00:08:31.000 So far, no one has embraced it like me and my parents have 130 00:08:31.240 --> 00:08:35.159 l ol. Dave, give it a try, you'll thank me later. 131 00:08:35.200 --> 00:08:39.279 We also have served canned smoked oysters as an app on Christmas Eve, nonnam. 132 00:08:39.559 --> 00:08:43.240 It is definitely one of those foods, whether you love it or hate 133 00:08:43.240 --> 00:08:45.759 it. I get it for all those food haters out there. Wasn't that 134 00:08:45.840 --> 00:08:48.679 kind of like a I think Steve Lettarte did that like his family did canned 135 00:08:48.679 --> 00:08:52.799 oyster, like some kind of like appetizer for Christmas or a holiday or something. 136 00:08:54.559 --> 00:08:58.919 Possibly it is one of those things where I love them, but I 137 00:08:58.960 --> 00:09:03.039 don't have them right Italy, because I mean I just don't. Okay, 138 00:09:03.320 --> 00:09:09.519 next one, hold on, I know you're low on email, says Brianna. 139 00:09:09.639 --> 00:09:13.320 So I thought i'd email and ask advice, since I can't be the 140 00:09:13.360 --> 00:09:16.080 only person having this problem. How do you write, Oh, this is 141 00:09:16.120 --> 00:09:20.960 good? How do you write a maid of honor speech if you're not a 142 00:09:20.039 --> 00:09:24.320 huge fan of the fiance or don't really know the fiance. I am the 143 00:09:24.320 --> 00:09:28.879 maid of honor from my best friend of eighteen years. We're thirty two, 144 00:09:28.919 --> 00:09:31.840 by the way, so we have been through almost all life events together. 145 00:09:33.480 --> 00:09:37.799 She met him two years ago, and every time we hang out he's not 146 00:09:37.879 --> 00:09:39.679 there. So, in other words, he doesn't show up, or if 147 00:09:39.720 --> 00:09:43.919 he is there, maybe five words the entire time. I try to engage 148 00:09:43.919 --> 00:09:46.759 with him, but he doesn't care or doesn't try. He treats her well, 149 00:09:46.879 --> 00:09:50.879 that's not the issue. But I guess I'm looking for advice on what 150 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:52.639 to say about him as a person in my speech. Since I don't know 151 00:09:52.759 --> 00:09:58.879 much about him, not giving the speech is not an option. I appreciate 152 00:09:58.879 --> 00:10:01.799 all you guys do, and I listened daily from Brianna. What do you 153 00:10:01.840 --> 00:10:05.279 think? Oh, I have no idea. I think you just well, 154 00:10:05.320 --> 00:10:09.279 I think it's the maid of honor speech, so you're mostly talking about her, 155 00:10:09.480 --> 00:10:11.879 yep, So you focus it on her, and then at the end 156 00:10:11.879 --> 00:10:16.559 when you do your nice wrap up or like midway through, like I was 157 00:10:16.600 --> 00:10:22.159 so happy for my friend when she found so and so because I see that 158 00:10:22.200 --> 00:10:24.080 he treats her well because you said that, so you find that to be 159 00:10:24.120 --> 00:10:28.919 true, and you make up some stuff like she's happier than I've ever seen 160 00:10:28.960 --> 00:10:33.639 her bsbsbs or truth truth truth, and it's not about your personal relationship. 161 00:10:33.679 --> 00:10:37.440 The Maid of Honor speech is mostly about her wrapping up with them, same 162 00:10:37.519 --> 00:10:41.039 for best man is mostly about him wrapping up with them. Well, I 163 00:10:41.039 --> 00:10:45.600 think you could even possibly work in the idea that he's quiet, because if 164 00:10:45.600 --> 00:10:50.039 he's quiet with you, then he's probably quiet with everyone. And you could 165 00:10:50.120 --> 00:10:52.200 make it a joke like you know what, he's very quiet, as long 166 00:10:52.240 --> 00:10:56.279 as he's not insecure about that. Well, you don't know, maybe you 167 00:10:56.720 --> 00:10:58.720 can ask about that. I don't know. I'm just trying to think of 168 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:01.279 if you want to say something. I think Fallon's right, it's about the 169 00:11:01.320 --> 00:11:03.200 Maid of Honor, about her, not about him. But I think if 170 00:11:03.200 --> 00:11:07.120 you wanted to bring him up, you could say he's very quiet, which 171 00:11:07.159 --> 00:11:11.080 is great because she talks all the time, or something like that. That 172 00:11:11.200 --> 00:11:13.559 kind of, like you know, makes a little bit of a dig at 173 00:11:13.600 --> 00:11:18.720 like a funny dig at her, and I don't know, maybe work in 174 00:11:18.759 --> 00:11:22.559 the fact that he's quiet, but ask her about it. But I think 175 00:11:22.600 --> 00:11:28.120 that you can just ignore him for the most part and make it about her 176 00:11:28.360 --> 00:11:31.960 and just say, oh, he she finally found the one that's special or 177 00:11:31.960 --> 00:11:35.639 whatever. Blah blah blah. Okay, that is it. That is going 178 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:41.120 to do it for the Minnesota goodbye today. And if you've got a Minnesota 179 00:11:41.159 --> 00:11:45.039 Goodbye email, please send it to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.