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I we'll tell you a little bit about the Giants quarterback, which is crazy
Tommy to beat ol. The Cowboys are playing the most unknown quarterback in maybe
NFL history. I might be regretting taking the Giants plus sixteen and a half.
Boy, what it is that? And I rarely do that, but
they may just get murdered. That will be at seven at eight o'clock the
Ghost Pepper Pavilion. When I walked in today, Danny looked at me.
I don't reveal too much. Let's just say Danny will be giving his his
Ghost Pepper Pavilion picks last today. As he looked at me and was just
kind of smiling. Really okay, so I'll go and I goes my predictions
and that's it. He's just smiling. So they'll go last. I want
to play some audio for you real quick. This is something that has been
cracking me up for about twelve hours now. As I'm on an email chain
with Christina and Groobs and Julie for Julie's five o'clock segments. You can hear
today Julie's audio boxes five at Andrews American Pizza Kitchen where we have a double
remote. But Christina in there was it so Ben and Skinner talking about the
MAVs. They're talking about Luca and uh, Christina was there's okay, So
our setup is weird. There's like five computers in that room that JJ's in
and there's four keyboards in keeping it. The keyboards organized to what computer.
There's a lot of things could happen, and there's on one of the computers
a system of drops or a computer screen with a bunch of drops on it.
But if you hit the wrong keyboard, it could fire off a drop.
No. Here, here's how it is. If she's assigned to like
the left computer, she's playing drops and she has hot keys assigned. Yeah,
so if she writes the letter M it might mean whatever Mike Griner funny
like, so she can hit them real quick. And if you're a signed
to the right computer, then you're searching. You're doing normal stuff on a
computer. So yes, if you're accidentally clicked on the wrong computer and you're
ready to search for I don't know luka doncic. You know you can quickly
type luka doncic. But if you happen to accidentally be logged into the left
computer and you type that quickly, it might play five drops that are assigned
to hot keys as quick as you're typing them in typing the word Luca.
Have you heard this, Mike, I have heard it. This is amazing.
I've heard I was crying. This is from earlier in the week of
the Vinskin Show. I did watch the second half. They beat the Suns
and back to back games and in the second game he had thirty eight and
uh and he so you you see this when you have young teams, that
is that was that was not supposed to happen. I want to hear more
young teams. I'm sorry drops on top of each other. Well, that
was amazing. Don't apologize. Trying to look up Luca's injury last night,
my sister was asking if it was as bad as it sounded. Y'all were
talking about women, Yama, So I didn't want to bring it up.
And then that happened and wow, we're sorry. Where did it happen?
What Luca? Are you not about the injury? Yes, I was trying
to type in Luca and then all they didn't help by asking questions and not
realizing that she just accidentally played a drop. But it's the funniest combination of
dropshot. Is it two or more? I think there's at least three.
There's another one. I think it's her going what happened? Let me hear
So if you use hot keys to spell Luca, these are the These are
the three or four noliases that you hear things and uh and heat. So
you you see this when you have young teams. There's a there's a rim
shot. That one is so funny. She must have been spelled local wrong
because rim shot is a different letter, is it. It's tough guys.
Yeah, I didn't even know you could assign hot keys to your keyboard.
Is the Oh what happened? Her talking? That's a drop, I think
too? Yeah, and heat? So you you see this when you have
young teams. Let me hear the reaction one more time, because loses and
uh and heat. So you see this when you have young teams. That
is not that was like he's he's the only one that knew immediately what happened.
It's like, tell me more about this insane You have young teams.
Oh man, that's a good laugh to yeh man, thank you for so
good. All right, play another one, play some more things. Do
you play something else? I have something to play. Uh, I don't
know when later whenever you want, baby, he had some whenever u f
n w. Oh no, did Chris Berman think you want to play right
now? And you pull it up real quick? I didn't have it on.
I didn't have it particularly ready. Oh man, get low, here
we go. Oh no, it didn't work. That's the quick review of
Sex with Danny Baylist. It didn't work. Yeah, I know, I
know, we all know it didn't work. Yeah, I'm clear. Fifty
nine sometimes doesn't work. Sixty two percent, right, we're trying to get
to the magical number of sixty two. Set this up, mikey Uh,
it's hard to get there. This is boy. I took a shower yesterday
and I laughed for nearly the entire shower at this idiot across the table from
you and I, Danny. But then, what I didn't realize was how
magical the lead up was. And I knew we had out of the way
during it because we knew all right, let him cook. I mean,
the ender is what I was laughing at, But I don't know. We
were talking yesterday the six o'clock hour about how we think it's easy to be
an actor. Yeah, your theory that all actors are hacks. Yeah,
they just happen to be beautiful, beautiful people who beautiful five to seven people,
five to seven people who'd stumble into some job. And then we're like,
oh my god, it's so talented. It's when he was so amazing,
and it's like, you're just hot and you look enough like some what
whatever. And then kt Uh went on a significant tirade agreeing with me and
explaining why he could also be a great actor. I was telling you I
took no theater and would have if I would have been ridiculed for it in
the hometown that I'm from, and I would be a beast of an actor.
Well, and I just because I know how to play it to the
camera, I know how to feel out a moment, and I know when
the audience is in the palm of my hands, wanted to crush them,
when to elevate them by, how to send them on the right of their
lives. We have a tremendous actor. I also pull and will send that
to some Asians. I also can't get hard. What this is so random
to say in this heartfelt speech you're giving about being a great actor. Plus
look hard and if you need a joke, stroker, he said, But
it just adds what a claim though all the stuff leading that is in the
shower I was just laughing at. Also, I can't get hard, which
is incredibly good. But then, yes, I know how to the audience
and how to crush them, to elevate them, to elevate the audience,
the audience something about them being in the palm of his hand. And then
because I'm a tremendous actor, a tremendous actor, just kidd Also, I
just can't all of it, all of it again, I was telling you
I took no theater and would have if I would have been ridiculed for it
in the hometown that I'm from, and I would be a beast of an
actor. And I just because I know how to play it to the camera,
I know how to feel out a moment, and I know when the
audience is in the palm of my hands. Wanted to crush them, wanted
to elevate them, but I know how to send them on the right of
their lives. We have a tremendous actor. I also pull all that and
we'll send that to some Asians. I also can't get hard. Why did
you, Mike, Why did you say you were going to pull all that
and send it to some Asians agents? That would be your what acceptance speech
at the Golden Globes? And yeah, in twenty thirty seven for lifetime achievement?
Can you imagine it's like I foresaw this career. I knew I had.
Let me play this audio. Can you imagine a little baby KT and
what is acceptance speech would be if he ever won an award? Oh my
god, it would sound like that, huh, because you know we'd have
a big punchline at the end and anticipating it and rise to get it out
and just kind of yeah, a punchline that most people don't get. Yeah,
but it is funny. I would not be one of those novices who
goes up there and doesn't have anything prepared and acts like they're overwhelmed. No,
if you're nominated, there's at least a twenty percent chance that you're gonna
win the award. Let's have something ready, and let's have something ready and
concise, and I just go, oh, I can't believe it has anyone
done. The reach in the jacket and pull out like the full scroll out
and like as far as your arms can, I feel like that's been done.
That's a great idea. You know. He keeps like, oh,
I didn't think I was gonna win, and you pull out like I'm perfectly
done, the longest thing ever. That's amazing, Audio, Kevin, I
forgot it happened, and you're a funny man. Let's not play the intro
to the most important thing in the world. Just to kind of keep things
going because we have the Alamo draft House movie series continuing. In fact,
it's next Wednesday. It's the Speakeasy movie the month. Are going to see
Diner and you can get tickets at ninety seven one the freak dot com.
It's at the Alamo draft House in the Cedars. But our movie is coming
with December out of the date fully locked down. But I kind of think
it's probably gonna be December thirteenth ish h right around then. And I've been,
you know, in some text with Brad Jimminger one of our sales guys
here and if you want to you know, endorse, just email me Kevin
Turner at iHeartMedia dot com if you'd like to advertise, you know here on
the station. I'll get you in Brad's hands. The good sent to me.
But one thing we've been thrown out. We've had text messages me and
Danny Mike Haven start throwing around all these movies and like what could we do?
But we want to pick something that someone will come And then we went
to the Taken Taken. We could just renew Diner. We could do hot
Rod in December feature Yeah, good days. I mean for those that missed
it the first time who couldn't go. But like we're right, well maybe
Christmas. I think we went to the basic things that you were doing Christmas.
I think we ended up with like Elf, die Hard and uh National
Lampoons, Christmas Vacation and then Bad Santa is what we kind of settled on.
But we can't do that. There are some distribution rights legal mumbo jumbo,
and there was just one that that we don't have. We thought we
were done. We're like Bad Santa perfect, it'll be middle of December.
Well we'll have the fever by then, and they swatted that out to Half
Court. Now, other movies that we had thrown out to see if they
were available, and we did get the thumbs up on were a bunch,
and I'm like, there's a lot of these movies. I'm like, I
think they could work. I almost don't know how much it matters if it's
Christmas or not, but it you know, it does feel like you would
want to do a Christmas movie. I don't really know, Danny says,
Animal House, Caddyshack, Vacation, the usual eighties, sink throughout the typical
crap you could imagine that I would do, Like I think it was super
Bad and Step Brothers and Semi Pro is one I've been wanting the world to
see and I wanted to like maybe have a Mavericks element to And then another
movie I really think is one of the most underrated movies in the last ten
to fifteen years is pop Star, the Andy Sanmdberg movie, which is very
funny, but I'll can tell you I Love You Man, I think is
awesome with Paul Rudge and Jason Siegel. I don't think people talk about that
movie enough. They talk about forgetting Sarah Marshall, like it's God's gift to
earth, but I love you man. Toe to Toe a better movie and
funnier. The point is, what are people going to come see? So
we're like, screw it, let's let the audience have a say. Yeah.
I thought the usual eighties, you know, high level comedies, Fast
Times at Ridgemont High I thought would be a really good one, and it
came out when I was a kid, and I was too young to see
it when it hit theaters. If Yeah, so I never got to see
that in the theater. So that's a real selfish kind of suggestion on my
part. But ultimately, we want something that people will come watch. Yes,
not even necessarily what we want to see that much. We just want
to load that bad boy up. Yeah, so this isn't the fun with
our friends. This doesn't mean anything. We're just checking the temperature. Oka
Like Anchorman would be great, Step Brothers would be great. Yeah, but
I don't know. I mean, we all seen those so much, Like
I don't need to go I was trying to think of movies that are super
quotable that you do see over and over. But like my frame is going
to be older. Yeah for sure, yeah, biester, sure it was
funny because like when some things would happen in a maturer like there's when Dan
Marino was first seen in the movie Big Applause it was or was it booing?
Now? The dolphin connection with Mikey being there was really funny, perfect
because Mikey was the villain. You know, every time Dan Marino came on,
I stood up and threw passes to the fans, Like so the iron't
clall was was well, whatever, we'll see what people think about it,
you know when it comes out in a month. But that's a heavy movie,
and you knew that going into it, like that doesn't match the vibe
I think we're going for. I think we want something fun. You want
ninety minutes to you know, a hundred minutes. I was thinking we do
Out out of Africa. Along it's two hours and forty one minutes with Streep
and Redford. I mean, who doesn't like I'm a Redford fan. I
got a man. I think it was the Best Picture nominee, at least
Out of Africa. Moron, what if it was Google that up this movie
down to this movie? It was down to Out of Africa, Gandhi,
and water World. I think we should pick water World in that water Okay,
water World's pretty good. I didn't hate it. Water World is a
fun movie, and Gandhi is a great movie. It's awesome or something really
like when you were a kid that your parents went to see that you thought
was terrible, like Reds. Yeah, we could terms of endearment. If
we did terms of endearment? How many people would be sitting next to the
three US? What was the divorce movie? Oh my god? Ten people?
Maybe only because it would like hit home with them. But like then
you've got stuff like weird science. Oh, weird science. Weird Science is
pretty good. I don't I have no idea. I don't know what people
want. I would have thought they'd been the fire Marshal would have had to
been called. Have beat people off? Beat people got a fire marshal,
or you could beat out of the doors of Alamo. We played a Ventura.
Yeah, I think ace Ventura. Well, I don't know. I
always saw it maybe a couple of times back in the day. It's not
one that i've you know, revisited through the years. But then you've also
got all of John Hughes stuff. You know Ferris or I guess Ferris Bueller.
You got all the pretty in pink and Breakfast Club, all that eighties
stuff. There's so many. It was such a great time for funny movies.
The eighties and early nineties so good. We had a caller, we
had a collar. Let's we have one or I don't know. If you
have any suggestions, you can call texts. I got a bunch on the
text tex call are you there? Dude? Hello? What's going on?
Guys? Hey man? Who are you? Hey man? Hey? My
name is Zach Gunner? Zach, Zach? You ever make a nice chili?
Yes? Really without being yep? Zach. You got a cool name
too, Zach Gunner. No, he's in Gunner. Oh you're what is
it? H r k h always snobby. He's already had some eretime this
week. Okay, what's your movie? Uh? So, yeah, A
sleeper, Strange Wilderness. It's the Happy Madison for this movie will out last
time. Wow, I've never even heard of it. Okay, I like
everything Steve's on. There's a shark in it that goes oh really is this
animated? If he's got very ken Kevin just wants for this movie is not
very good. That's enough, Zach driving. Thank you, Zach. We
appreciate that you're going through Gunner. You're gonna get Yeah, you're gonna get
it. Taken Zach to two, one four, all threes for ten minutes.
Yeah, Jack, hit you everyone else two one four, all three
Alright. The amount of text is astounding, including Danny's never seen Avatar which
just came in My God, which I don't want to see Avatar at all.
That's a three hour movie. We're not going to show a montage of
Lisa Ann doing anything. That's what's in that sentence. Let's go to our
other color. We have what's your name? Jack? Hey? Jack?
With movie? You know, see Cannibal the Corpse. It's Trey Parker,
Matt Stone. It's a musical. It's hilarious. Cannibal the Corpse. It's
a musical. It's hilarious. Okay, because I just got you. He
was thinking about Cannibal Corpse the band. Weren't you? Yep? I've bet
you love Cannibal Corpse, don't you? Cannibal music? I remember with the
High School? Yeah, yeah, one hundred and twenty five thousand, dollars
budget. It's ridiculous, it's so stupid. But would people come see it?
No? Get him out of here? No? Okay, the texture
fantastic. Okay, Django, No, you stop making sets. I mean
that's awesome. Boondocks Saints is great. Rad No earlier said Cool Runnings.
Okay, Cool Runnings would be fun, but that's a little PG. Right,
Yeah, rad is awesome. Ever see Rad? No, I haven't.
It's like the BMX biking eighties. Oh really film? Yeah, I
mean it's probably the worst thing of all the time. But okay, Zoolander,
I mean from that, from that period, in that genre, there's
better than Zoolander. Right, Gosh, I don't know. Zoo Letters amazing?
Well, what the hell are we gonna do, Dodgeball, We're gonna
have trouble figuring out what we want? Uh? Seven years in Tibet?
The hell out of here? What's Something? Was like a sweeping, a
sweeping epic drama featuring Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. Australia. Yeah, Australia.
You should watch Gilie just to see if it's as bad as everyone says
it was. It really isn't. I saw it. It's pretty bad,
maybe not as bad as everyone says. Yeah, you know what I thought
about is doing the Room. I love the Room, you know. Yeah,
yeah, and that is like an interactive fun movie. And if Alamo
got behind it and pubbed, they're doing a room night because everyone dresses up
and throws stuff. They throw spoons as part of the bit let's choose your
own adventure movie in the Room. Huh No, it's like well known as
the worst movie ever made. Tommy Wizzo. There's a documentary on the Room.
Yeah. Yeah, that was a big movie with James Franco, who
we mentioned earlier, only a few years ago. Yeah, the Greatest Showman.
No, something about the Showman. The Greatest Showman is really good?
Is that James Franco? No, that's Jackman Zach Effron. It was the
Disaster Artist. He was a disaster artist. That's what's the James Franklin movie
about the Room. Yeah, but I've been to a team or a full
viewing of the Room and it's really funny and interactive. But I don't know,
I don't know if that's too well. Hell, j J just said
the entire phones just exploded. So let's let's see what everyone else let's get
to take a few more right after this, next to another seven won the
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