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Welcome to soft Core History. What
is up? Welcome back to soft Core

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History. I am your host for
the week, Rob Fox. I'm joined

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as always by Dan Redchester and Jake
Goldman. How are you doing, guys?

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Oh, it's a beautiful day.
It's a beautiful day to day.

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It's daytime. Yeah. I rarely
see you guys when the sun's up anymore.

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It's gonna be the first show we've
done in a long time where Rob

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sober. I don't. I don't
feel great about it. I'm a little

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hungover. I'm a little hungover too, actually, So there is that.

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Are you a little afraid you're not
gonna quite bring it as you typically do?

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Yeah, that's what I'm worried about
that. I don't really know how

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to be on a podcast unless I'm
like two beers deep. Drinking is your

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crutch. It's more than that.
It's called an addiction. Yeah, it's

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funny. A crutch helps you stand. The drinking is like the foundation.

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It's the it's the concrete slab the
Rob's career. I sit on a throne

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of empty bottles like a wizard.
It's got a staff like a it's the

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iron throne. But it's just shitty. Yeah, I know. You're just

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at Wrigleyville stacking cups sliding through urinal
troughs. Mmmm. It's one of my

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favorite videos of all time. There
was so much liquid in there. Would

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you rather do that or run across
the porta potties at what the Preakness?

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There? Run across the portal?
You don't. Definitely you get pegged with

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beers. I would still, I
don't want to just slide through a stainless

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steel trough slip and slide it and
then you could also fall off through the

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porta potty. Oh, there's still
there's definitely risk. People also trough slide

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at the Preakness as well. Yea, what do you do after that?

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You smell like pas? The video
ends, but that guy's life keeps going.

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Yeah, I'm sorry, Rob.
People like to have fun. I

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guess I'm questioning where the fun is
Bro's It's fun to watch Scott. He's

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doing it for you, man,
Yes, so he's doing it for you.

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You got that story forever, Thank
you for your service. Yeah,

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that story forever, the one you'd
probably never tell and what we tell toast

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Yeah, not to the woman you
love now, No, you don't tell

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her. You don't tell her that
someone the best man says it. It's

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like, would he bet when he
bets Sarah? He had just slid through

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a porta potti trough or a urinal
trough three days before, and man,

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we're a long way from there.
She calls off the wedding, the whole

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ordeal. It's it's too late at
the best man's speech. Yeah you at

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that point point in the wedding's done. Man, you eat shit and get

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an annulment. It depends if they
actually signed the paper. The wife just

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waits. I want to hear the
best man speech before I signed this,

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right, that's funny. Tell me
about the bachelor party. What happened there?

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Slide through one more trough for old
times sakes, like, I guess

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you could call what I did sliding
through a trough. It's a dirty,

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dirty hole. Or I'm talking about
your bachelor party. What happened in Columbia,

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Missouri. Some guys wanted to go
to a strip club, and I

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was like, do you really want
to do this? Thank you? I

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was like, it would be funny
if because that strip club is you know,

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it's mid Missouri, so surprisingly a
lot of college campus strip clubs not

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bad, Yeah, are bad.
I would say, well, well,

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they're paying for their tuition. I
guess. Let me put it this way,

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they're better than other rural strip clubs. Sure, they're slightly better.

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I don't know there was a and
M's was horrifying. There's one outside of

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Gainesville. I'm sure you've been.
You know, ship colored stations. Strip

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clubs suck? Did you ever get
to Cape Risk when you're going up by

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some strip club? I've been to
like two strip clubs my entire life.

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Two I can tell you how manyikinis. I think in Coconut or Cocoa Beach,

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it was like a fraternity thing.
And then it's always a fraternity thing.

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Like and then when I was down
bad in Vegas, down bats,

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you went to a place that costs
more. It was just a it was

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after we got fired. So oh
yeah, you're just went vibing like Rachel

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Paige went fair enough, you're on
the thing. Yet. I don't think

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I've ever personally chosen to go to
a strip club. Maybe once in New

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Orleans when I was really drunk,
but like, I've been dragged or been

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made to go to strip clubs because
everyone else want to go like probably.

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Fuck. There's times there is a
definitely a type that like strip clubs,

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there's like always that dude that's like
dude and it's Jake. It's definitely not

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me. I do not have fun
anywhere where I have to spend money for

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no reason. Uh yeah, no
shit, just like and then you get

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like sexually harassed. They don't leave
you alone. Do you want to dance?

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It's like, no, I want
to leave. Yeah. The worst

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thing is when we're in Vegas,
I had to like bail out a guy

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that was a friend of a friend. Oh yeah, from jail. No,

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from paying the bouncer or the stripper. Oh he owed a lot of

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money. Who really, Yeah,
he's one of I don't have it on

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me. I'll get you later.
But like I I had, I just

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met this dude, like I don't
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They did. That's good that because
otherwise, yeah, that's a scumback.

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We're about twenty nine reviews away. Boom.

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We got a lot of good ones, and we'll read them when we

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Dan will get blacked out on Dan
Joel's trailer in the back of the studio.

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That's smart. That's a smart.
I bring my dog. Were you

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on the the drinking contest thing?
The breathalyser? Oh my god, that

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was aggressive. I it's still someone
said one of you guys say it was

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still on Facebook. It's floating around
there. Yeah, it's on Facebook.

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No, it's all the old TFM
videos are still I guarantee there's a fan

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that downloaded all this stuff he did. He actually has told me he will

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send me the drive at some point
all the shit. All I know is

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I was like clicking through it last
time I saw it, and just like

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there's a point where Bush is so
drunk he's just slamming his head into a

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table repeatedly. It's like, damn, like from full from full? What?

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What? What's straight up? Forty
five degrees to ninety Yeah, like

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forty five to ninety into the table. That's not even the worst thing he's

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done on a podcast. No,
Well, talking about Thailand, we cut

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that his Thailand trip. I think
we cut that part. You weren't there.

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There was an entire episode, was
an entire episode. You weren't with

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it, Like, we'll talk about
it later. I thought you guys had

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to cut man. I don't,
man, I don't remember anything. Anymore.

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I maybe I remember hearing that story. Yeah, you weren't there.

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You weren't a part of it.
You guys had to stop and be like,

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hey, boosh, no we didn't
fly. Yeah we didn't. Uh

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we didn't think about it till later
we're like, damn, that's kind of

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a I want to tell that one. Well, that's not my problem with

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you. Oh damn. I thought
I was there for that. Okay,

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No, no again, you were
not there. I don't know. I

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don't remember anything anyway, speaking of
you're the expert on the podcast for history.

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Yeah, personal history, Like I
fucking care about that. Nothing to

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hear, nothing to offer. No, but man, between the Strippers and

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Boush going to Thailand really good.
Intro to this episode is today we're hitting

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a lot of our favorite notes,
Victorian times, religion, and sex cults.

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Oh god, you got me.
What are you talking about today?

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What are you talking about today?
Why is it gonna happen? What are

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you talking about today? What is
the general theme of your time? Oh

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no, did we have an incident
where we showed up with the same subject?

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What are you talking about today?
The gap of Kites, get Bendoma

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Knights. I can't reckon you.
Okay, No, we're good. Are

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good. It might be similar in
something the Ega Pemanite. Sorry, now,

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that happens a lot where we have
similar topics, but we've never showed

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up with the same thing. Okay, I got this off of TikTok,

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so I would be surprised if you. Oh yeah, I don't used to

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care. And by the way,
there was not a lot of information on

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these people. Is it real?
Yeah, it's real. Uh the Ega

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Pemanites. Uh, first off,
you got it off TikTok so strike one.

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No, No, it's real.
I mean I didn't research it off

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TikTok. I just someone else was
talking about on TikTok and I was like,

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I will dive deeper into that.
I need to get on TikTok just

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so you can get into the history
algorithm history. TikTok is good. Yeah,

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I could see that. A Victorian
sex cult founded by someone who,

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surprised surprise, thought he was God. No way did God get to have

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sex with whoever he wanted. You
know that happens a lot. It's weird,

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right, I mean, look,
it's Easter weekend, We're about to

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celebrate the resurrection of God's son.
When God just decided I'm gonna bang a

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thirteen year old, I want to
hear about the God that is not,

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you know, self confident. He
starts to sex club, but he's like,

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eh, man, I just don't
really have it. They don't give

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it enough push. That that's not
God. No is a self conscious god

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of God. No, although God
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omega, the top and the bottom. He's an omega male as well.

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Omega male, Yes, what is
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heard of a sigma male. Is
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with the ass in the air,
like there, go get them. I

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don't know. I don't remember Omega
man well enough, Oh there's Mega man

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who is dope. I think the
omegans in Alpha. He's got like guns

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for hands. The Omega man is
you know what the omega man is?

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Is that like a running man.
No, it's it's the original I am

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legend. That's right, that's right, that's that's the book, right.

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Yeah. And the Omega man he's
so he's the last man, right,

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he's the Omega man. But that's
how God, God is what you said,

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buried in the ground. Yeah,
he's with his butthole straight in the

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air. It's like and you just
got like he breathes through a straw that

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sticks out of the ground and all
he knows is that sensory. He's got

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the tool that Gabby talked about.
I can't remember that spreads your vagina open

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at the gynecologists. But it's just
just clamps. Yeah, like the forceps

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or whatever the fuck they're called,
but it is. It's the speculum.

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I don't know, yes, spatula, spatula, it's just too spatulis.

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Yeah. Uh. This guy,
however, flipping meat, he had at

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least a little more I guess,
authority than your average cult leader who just

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kind of wanders out of his house
one day and was like, you know

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what, I'm God. I'm fucking
God. He was an Anglican priest who

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decided he was God one day.
That's quite the self promotion. Yeah,

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right, so what Actually, I'm
not just get this, I'm not just

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a preacher. I'm actually God.
Like, I bet that happened more than

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you would bet it happened a lot, just under reported. Let's just like

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cut up the middleman here, right, and me being the middleman. I'm

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gonna just promote us like I'm the
only guy in town that can read.

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Well. Yeah, this is the
nineteenth century, so again I'm the only

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guy in town I can read.
It's a little better than maybe like twelfth

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century. Sure, but so.
Henry James Prince was born in eighteen eleven

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and at the age of twenty one
in eighteen thirty two, he game a

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doctor. However, unsurprisingly, he
kept getting violently ill on the job,

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so he quit in the nineteenth century. Huh yeah, yeah, no way

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get out. I think man.
I would wash my hands for nine days

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after digging in every hole both made
and by man and God in this fucking

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in. These people keep getting sick. Yeah, twenty people with smallpox just

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fucking coughed on me today. Didn't
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so at the age of twenty five, he uh quit and went to school

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to become a priest at Saint David's
Lampeter campus. Uh. And there he

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was already so mercurial, religiously zealous, I don't know, intriguing that he

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gained a following among the students.
Uh oh, I don't like that.

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Like in it was a groomer in
seminary School. He already had a like

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unaffi cult of personality. How how
how do you get that? Like what's

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the same where Like people that are
like I'm here for God are like,

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you know what, I'm actually here
for Prince. Now I'm here for this

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guy. Well, he doesn't think
he's got yet. Okay, he's just

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he's just really hype. The coolest
guy at Seminary's School. I guess sick.

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He can carry so many chairs into
the after Bible discussion youth group.

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Yes, like the youth group pastor
that carries all the chairs, that's him.

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Is that? Like? I feel
like that is a stereotype. I

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think it's also got to be speaking
of TikTok, like a thing on TikTok,

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like the youth group chair challenge.
Yeah, it's just like I'm going

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to carry all of them in at
once and put him in a circle.

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That's a real thing. I mean
I get to do it with groceries.

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Yeah, I don't want to go
twice. You know else is pretty cool.

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Now do you go stacks with two
hands or each individual arm? You

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just kind of fill it. I
gotta imagine it's like, yeah, chair,

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sleeves. I don't. I don't
think sleeves is the way to go.

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I think you just stack them and
then you carry them. Oh do

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I think that's the most efficient way. Yes, that's what you said.

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Is the best way. SA ten
twelve chairs. That way you can sack

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up forever. In theory, your
arms only goes get five chairs on each

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arm. Depends on your wingspan,
and can give five chairs on these no

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problem. No do you give small
I'm sure my wingspan is average. Like

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painfully, I'm a knuckle dragger.
My arms are really long. They got

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long arms, and I have tiny
hands. It makes no sense. Well,

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you're not a knuckle dragger. It's
just that your arms grew how they're

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supposed to. And your legs hit
a stunt, hit a bump on the

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road, broke, broke the growth
plate. You're not supposed to break sick,

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you're not supposed to break that bro
No. No, this legs is

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longer than this one. And see
that's your problem. It's your problem,

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by the way, is you have
long arms and you should have been tall.

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I was supposed to be six to
four. But you think you should

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have been a basketball player, or
maybe even a quarterback. But your baby

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hands tell me that you should have
been a pitcher. True, it's good

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for pitching. I had an audition
to pitch in eighth grade and I did

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dip shit your pants on the mound. No, I didn't shit my pants.

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I got a little lightheaded and just
started beaming my teammates. Just Dan

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puts dip in and just starts crushing
his friends with a baseball that I sways

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back to lacrosse, such a northeastern
sport. Children will never play lacrosse or

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actually, no, I played lacrosse
before that. It was kind of back

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and forth my dad. It was
like, I'm not going to a game.

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I don't get it. I don't
understand it. Honest to god,

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dude, If my kids play lacrosse, like I'll go to the games,

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but I can't even begin to act
excited. At some point, you just

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it's like, yeah, good job
Rory, good job Finn. But like

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I named, your kids look the
perfect lacrosse. That's true, yes,

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but like I don't understand what's going
on. I don't care about what's going

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on. I definitely don't understand the
rules. Like this is netball field gay

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grass hockey, the older I got, and when I didn't play organized lacrosse,

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like we would just throw it in
the fraternity. It's really easy to

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flip throw it, thrown catch like
once you get used to it. Yeah.

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Yeah, it's like maybe the easiest
sport out there. It's one of

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those sports where they had to come
Like when I was in high school,

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they had to come recruit from the
student. You know what I mean.

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Oh, like the coach would come
around and right a couple like that one

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wrestling, track and field and cross
country. I'll never forget looking at cross

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country kids and being like, why
you're morons? Your your sport is everyone

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else's practice. I do remember the
wrestling kids recruiting in high school too,

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and they would do you could go
see them practice for a day. Yeah,

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I remember seeing that being like absolute
fuckolutely not like this is the hardest

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thing I've ever seen. They our
wrestling team would start with three hours of

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cardio first. Before they even got
they would be running out in like garbage

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bags to make wait and ship and
then like like all right, for fun

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treat, We're gonna their treat at
the end of practice was pulling by manpower.

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The coach is jeep around the parking
lot and I was like, this

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is insane. That's Alpha. It's
oh for sure. Well, actually it's

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Omega. Why Alpha of the coach. Yeah, Omega. I guess it's

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like, hey, this car that
can move things and to things, you're

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gonna toe. No, it's Omega
because they're the last kids to leave school

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every day. Yeah that's true.
They love school so much. Be there

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till nine o'clock at night exercising.
That's that's my favorite line from He's bounding

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down one of the guys like,
yeah, I run marathons. I'm trying

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to be the best at exercise.
Yeah that's true. I played a real

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sport. Uh. So the vice
principal of the college was like, wow,

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this guy's really this guy really knows
how to get people into God.

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And he called up a bishop not
literally, and was like, get this

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man to a church. This is
the famous uh the future Yeah yeah,

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yeah, you know that new sound
you're looking for? What your cousin loving

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Berry. So he was assigned as
an assistant priest a curate to a church

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in Somerset, England, but he
was immediately in charge because the parent,

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the parish's church whatever their main priest
was sick. Okay, so Prince is

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immediately starting QB top of the top
of the depth chart at this church.

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At the time he took over,
the church was not doing well in one

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way. Low attendants. Oh they
couldn't. They weren't bringing the hype.

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Then the hype were fell in the
seats. What a perfect slot for this

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guy to fall into. Up until
now, with the exception of the spoilers

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I gave you, this sort of
sounds like an inspirational story, right,

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like man tries to be a doctor, doesn't find that it works for God

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finds it. It's like a Walmart
DVD. I was about to say,

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like this sounds like an ABC Family
movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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And then he goes and it's a
dinky church. No one's going there.

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With all the prelude, this sounds
like a if you take the spoilers of

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sex Cult spoiler park, if you
start from the beginning without knowing what happens,

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right right, yeah, up to
this point and his life is a

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Christian DVD at Walmart. But what
if you pitched it as this and then

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it really got dark? What if
you what if you made this movie and

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yes, the entire first act was
all inspirational. It's Ted Lasso. No,

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you make in fact, you make
the first one the whole thing,

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the first feature, like the hour
and a half first episode of this trilogy.

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You get everyone on this saccharin Christian
ship. And then the second one

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is whatever you're about to tell us
about. Yes, completely takes a whole

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book. This thing doesn't even what
do you call it when you I mean,

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this thing isn't even just like a
hard left turn. It's like a

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series of donuts of left turns,
like just yeah, he's just whipping it

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out. There so many lefts.
He turned right, it's Ted Lasso turns

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to Tarantino. Yes, oh man. So obviously things stop getting inspirational pretty

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fast. Attendance does, indeed start
to increase quite a bit. Once Prince

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takes over as the church's priest.
It blows up because he takes the pulpit

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and immediately starts acting like he's possessed
oh hell yeah, and throwing himself around

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the church like he's Edward Norton beating
the shit out of himself in fight club.

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That's amazing, What a great start. That's the first thing he did.

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I don't know, it was like
the first first thing, but he

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pretty quick into his tenure. Yes, smart, He's like, all right,

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people aren't showing up. I kind
of like give him a show.

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Yeah. So he's just throwing himself
into shits, screaming in tongues, all

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this fun stuff, and of course
everyone in the area is like, you

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gotta come see this fucking guy.
Did you hear about the new pastor what

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did he say? What did you
do? It's not what he says or

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how he preaches, it's the fact
he's just whooping his own ass for an

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hour. I know. Think about
your childhood, though typically there would be

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multiple masses and you would go to
your favorite priest, somebody that you enjoyed

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their homily or sure. Well that
was for me and Robert Lee. Yeah,

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I actually no, because it was
pretty much the same priest did both

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masses on Sunday. For me.
We had like three priests. We had

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a rotation, we had two we
had two priests in our parish, but

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one was just kind of like the
backup. He didn't do. I don't

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know what he did. There was
a couple that sucked, and then there

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was Father Kirk, who was chill. Yeah, father. J was the

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hardcore. I think he was a
convert. So, but you would always

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go to the guy who had like
the shorter homily, but also the better

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homily. He was efficient, he
was a good storyteller. Didn't have our

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pick of the litter of rabbis,
you know, Cali, Florida. Believe

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it or not, this wasn't like
a just a roster. It's fair.

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There was two, two different temples. Plus I assume him reading your plans

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to take over the media was pretty
droll, if anything, what plans the

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nineties figured out? Yeah, it's
talking points like what next? Yeah,

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but you gotta read off your accomplishments, right, you're just kind of spiking

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the football. You don't really need
to read accomplishments to yourselves. Congratulations to

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Jonathan for being promoted to produce it
at the CNN. It's like, that's

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all good. We just broadcast our
dominance to you guys in the forms of

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symbolism. M M yeah makes sense. Yeah, I would really look into

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that dollar bill thing. What the
pyramid with the eye on it? You

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figured out your own research, you
know what they were fair? No,

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that's what they want you to think, Rob Yeah, am I misdirecting.

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Who knows? Am I a sy
op? Maybe he would like I would

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love to be a sy op side
note, Everything would be so fun.

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Oh, I was saying the other
day, my dream job at this point

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in life is troll for the FBI
or CIA. Absolutely get me on the

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dark list, dude, Like I
want to be in. You want to

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be responding to people on Instagram all
day ruining lives? I dude, I

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just like people are like, oh, the cabal, Andy. It's like,

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if that's a thing, maybe they
deserve it. Maybe they worked hard

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enough to get there, and you're
a sheep, right and you deserve to

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be It's like you're hating on the
Patriots or something. Yeah. What Jake

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is saying is free Diddy. No
no, no, no no no no

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no no no. All I'm saying, though, is power is only given

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to those who take it. Yeah, more or less, you know it's

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there for anyone. Yeah. People
are like, oh, man, conquering

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lands is their own true ownership,
and then they get all weirded out by

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a cabal that's conquering them. It's
like, yeah, you're talking about you're

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talking out a bouth sides of your
mouth, man, yeah, you sound

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like fucking tantos. Do you want
peace or do you want revolution? What

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is it? Bill? That is
funny that they're like, well we do

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get Starry bro to like a Native
American and then they get their ship taken.

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Like yeah, what, No,
you can't do the stulls fucking participation

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trophy generation am I right? Guys? Every Confederate statue it is the giant

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participation, really is It was four
years guys, let it go. Seriously,

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you lost take that out. Just
take the l like your ancestors.

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Also, like if you're a Michigan, what are you doing? What that's

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the ship? Like when you when
someone's flying a Confederate flag in the North,

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Nothing, it's just the redneck flag
at this point, I mean really,

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it really just says I don't like
black people at this point, like

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it might as well just say that
liberty. There's an American flag. Yeah,

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that's for liberty. Yeah what if
we just go back to like in

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our country. I love America,
America rules very sick. Apolis is cool,

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America is the tips and everyone needs
to chill the fuck out. Uh.

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Anyway, So every Sunday morning,
like clockwork, this demon jumped up

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princess asshole as far as the people
in the church knew and just went bananas

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on him, which is funny that
the Demon kept such as Stricks was about

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to say. The Demon notes,
he's like, oh boy, that pastor's

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going up to that pulpit today.
Better hop outy start driving him. I

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wonder if he like played it.
He was like, it looks like this

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week should be Yeah, man,
they're good. Like the people in the

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crowd are like, yeah, he's
gonna give you five minutes a normal just

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wait, ye delays pop. You
always think he's not gonna happen, and

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then he's just like, you need
a slow build. He can't lead with

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that. That's true. You gotta
be like you're gonna first, you're like

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and the Lord's the Lord said onto
ad and then yeah, you just go

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go and then by the end of
it you are a bloody pulp of your

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own making. He's just Rick flaring
it the whole time. Please don't deem

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don't. I didn't. I'm still
I really didn't know that. I know

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you guys didn't watch wrestling, so
I think about I have not stopped thinking

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about how that's his signature movie.
Amen. No, man. No,

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then he like low blows you or
ipoke? What is that? How did

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that work in one on one matches? Don't fuck me? What do you

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think we're here for? Did you
think I love it? It's it's I

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would be really into Jake Paul as
a boxer if he did that, Like

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m m a is he wait?
Which one is? Boxing's boxing? Boxing?

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Maybe he just gets in the ring
and he's like, hold on,

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man, come on bro, and
the guy turns around boom, uh just

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cold clocks him. So the congregation
or the attendance got so big that he

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eventually had to divide the services.
He had to do more more than one

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service, and he divided it into
services for men and services for women.

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Oh this is where it starts.
Yeah. He then divided those services into

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sub services. There were services.
There were four services, now right,

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there were services for righteous men and
men who were sinners, and righteous women

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and women who were sinners. That's
even more calculated. It's like who's who

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are the loose ones? Basically like
who can I buck? Actually no,

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not not quite really. Uh,
by the way, what a nerve wracking

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draft that must have been. The
guy who has a demon in him every

404
00:27:26,039 --> 00:27:30,839
week is like sorting you out into
cinner or righteous of anyone. He could

405
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,400
channel that information though, because he
talks to both God and the interworld.

406
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:37,720
Yeah, yeah, the demon.
The demon knows he's like I did when

407
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,400
the last time the den was inside
me. He said, you've done some

408
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:44,000
stuff. So he was the sword
and have from Harry Potter. Yes,

409
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:48,440
yeah, there were four houses.
Bad man, good Man, bad Girl,

410
00:27:48,519 --> 00:27:53,400
good girl. Yes, he fucked
all of them. I took the

411
00:27:53,400 --> 00:28:00,240
BuzzFeed quiz and it said I was
in house bad girl. Uh. By

412
00:28:00,319 --> 00:28:06,519
sheer coincidence. Most of the women
who were deemed righteous, or at least

413
00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:11,279
I assume it's coincidence. Most of
the women who were deemed righteous were rich

414
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,680
and single and young. No shit, what that's so weird? Yeah,

415
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,920
what are the odds of that?
I just create? You know, God

416
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,279
works and there's nothing mysterious about that
way. Though I understand why God works

417
00:28:22,319 --> 00:28:27,319
like that. I don't think there's
any trick to that one. So things

418
00:28:27,319 --> 00:28:33,759
got weird enough at that house is
essentially riyah. Yeah, it's the what

419
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,359
is that the one you need to
like, be approved to be need to

420
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:40,519
be famous or have a certain number
of followers or something Yeah, of course,

421
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:44,359
that's really funny. I kind of
wanted to see if should we see

422
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,440
if we can get on that app? You should, You're big enough,

423
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:52,680
got ten thousand followers on Instagram.
I just like matching with babe. No.

424
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:59,240
Yeah, but I'm just seeing.
I'm just seeing if they actually want

425
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,960
to meet. Kind of an nightmare, like what if you like so you

426
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,400
know how Oh dude, Jessica,
I was just swiped right on me.

427
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:08,240
Like you know, everyone has their
sort of like cheat list, Like you

428
00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:11,359
know, you say your wife like, I'll be I'm just jed. If

429
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,559
you know Sydney Sweeney your hall Pass
list, Yeah, your hall Pass list,

430
00:29:14,599 --> 00:29:18,839
you have STUDI sweet to you,
Oh dude, Like it's this what

431
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,559
if your husband was just like who, like I know you you know someone

432
00:29:22,599 --> 00:29:26,400
who got cheated on by like a
wedding dj. It was a local DJ.

433
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:29,200
Yeah, but like like a radio
dj, you know what I mean,

434
00:29:29,279 --> 00:29:33,279
like just a drive time DJ.
We list Yeah, with like fifteen

435
00:29:33,319 --> 00:29:36,119
thousand followers on Instagram. Again,
it'd be like if we were your hall

436
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:40,920
pass yeah, and he got on
Rayah and like matched to match with the

437
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:45,480
hall Pass Yeah, just an l
a drive time DJ. Yeah. No,

438
00:29:45,599 --> 00:29:51,079
you're listening right now, your wife
comes on to Jake. How are

439
00:29:51,079 --> 00:29:57,039
you feeling? If it's any consolation, I'd say no, but you're their

440
00:29:57,119 --> 00:30:00,960
hall pass? What if there?
I don't think that's that's such a weird

441
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,799
conversation to have too, because you
got to think for the other side of

442
00:30:03,839 --> 00:30:07,519
the A list celebrities, it's like
to their spouses, it's like, what

443
00:30:07,559 --> 00:30:10,319
if I'm someone's hall passy? What
am I supposed to do? Should I

444
00:30:10,359 --> 00:30:12,559
just not fuck them? Like?
What if I'm their hall pass? Not

445
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:17,279
everyone gets to have fans, We're
privileged. Yeah, someone, do you

446
00:30:17,279 --> 00:30:18,960
think that's a discussion that celebrities have, like, Oh, if I'm their

447
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,880
hall pass, I'm allowed to do
it. I'm like, I just feel

448
00:30:22,119 --> 00:30:26,359
like obligated too, and it's not
seating that they're hot enough. Yeah,

449
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,960
I mean, I guess there's a
lot of people who have a hall pass

450
00:30:30,039 --> 00:30:33,920
list. I think a lot of
actors and musicians and everybody, especially ones

451
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:38,480
that travel bunch. I don't think
they have close marriages or close relationships or

452
00:30:38,559 --> 00:30:45,480
I at least one party doesn't believe
that run party thinks it's an open marriage.

453
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,680
At least Yeah, at least one
of them maybe not. I mean

454
00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:55,720
athletes, for example, why even
Mary a pro athlete while they're a pro

455
00:30:55,759 --> 00:31:00,799
athlete unless it's like a stability,
yeah, true, and yeah, I

456
00:31:00,799 --> 00:31:03,119
mean I get that, or you
just sign up for the agreement. If

457
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:07,079
you think Lebron's been faithful all these
years, you're fucking nuts. I didn't

458
00:31:07,079 --> 00:31:10,799
even realize he was married, to
be honest with you, married, h

459
00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:14,519
Yeah, I didn't know that.
It's a financial decision. You think Lebron's

460
00:31:14,559 --> 00:31:18,480
got like also hooked up with Steph
Curry, so like, well, yeah,

461
00:31:18,519 --> 00:31:22,880
but they're almost like borderline people know
about it. Yeah, and yeah,

462
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:26,240
because Aisha just goes out and just
flaunts that she fucks other men.

463
00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:33,319
Oh boy that I don't know anything
about any of this. But Lebron keeps

464
00:31:33,319 --> 00:31:37,039
it quiet, have to. He's
got a good team around him. He's

465
00:31:37,039 --> 00:31:38,559
too Yeah, he's too famous,
and I think she's just like, well,

466
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,799
there's one of theirs. What if
he doesn't what if he's just missed.

467
00:31:42,039 --> 00:31:45,119
He's just fucking he's just the best
dude ever. He's just missed your

468
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,759
dad? What I mean, it
wouldn't shock me if he was. He

469
00:31:48,839 --> 00:31:52,680
seems he seems like a decent person. He is pretty corny too. Yeahs

470
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,920
a goofball man, like he hasn't
had to have game. Ever. The

471
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,720
reason he never surpassed Michael Jordan and
Rings is because he's a good person.

472
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:07,000
Yeah, exactly. You have to
be a sociopath, right to Michael Jordan,

473
00:32:07,119 --> 00:32:09,319
It's the CEO thing, right,
like fortune five hundred CEOs, like

474
00:32:09,319 --> 00:32:14,200
thirty percent of them are all psychotic
and like narcissistics. That's why everybody hates

475
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,480
billionaires because in order to be a
billionaire, you have to be a pro

476
00:32:16,599 --> 00:32:20,680
killer. Yes See, I was
reading something the other day and they were

477
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,759
like they were essentially saying, like
I work in my line of work,

478
00:32:23,759 --> 00:32:28,079
I deal with a lot of like
billionaires and stuff like that. And she

479
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,920
was like, the psychos are really
just the ones, you know. She

480
00:32:31,039 --> 00:32:34,680
was like, there's a ton She's
like, I've met a lot of super

481
00:32:34,759 --> 00:32:37,559
rich billionaires are very close to it
who are just like the ones you met

482
00:32:37,599 --> 00:32:42,440
you never They're not on fucking like, they're just they honestly, like a

483
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,000
lot of them just live like nice, normal lives with a lot of money,

484
00:32:45,039 --> 00:32:49,920
but like they're just enjoying themselves and
they're like pretty, they're not fame

485
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,799
worse. Yeah, exactly, like
the one. Like you said, it's

486
00:32:52,799 --> 00:32:55,279
the ones that haven't figured out how
to get off of the richest person's list,

487
00:32:55,839 --> 00:33:01,119
like the ones they're richer people than
like number four on the richest person

488
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:05,079
list or whatever. Yeah, there's
people that will never end up on those

489
00:33:05,119 --> 00:33:07,680
lists because they know how to know
the oligarchs. Yeah they're like, no,

490
00:33:08,039 --> 00:33:12,319
yeah, I'm sure that. Like
the only one, the only famous

491
00:33:12,359 --> 00:33:15,960
one that I imagine might be kind
of normal is Warren Buffett. Warren Buffett

492
00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:20,279
is not normal. He's just a
big college basketball fan. He's he is

493
00:33:20,319 --> 00:33:22,960
a fucking psycho. Like no,
but I mean, I don't know,

494
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:27,519
in the in the like he's too
normal, you know what I mean,

495
00:33:27,559 --> 00:33:30,880
Like he drives like a Ford Explorer
until it fucking falls apart by the screws

496
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:35,400
and then he just gets the same
color Ford Explorer. He eats like the

497
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,279
same meal every day, he eats
McDonald's and shit like that, Like he's

498
00:33:37,279 --> 00:33:43,160
just a weirdo. Like but in
it so he's like he lives too like

499
00:33:43,759 --> 00:33:49,200
too normal. What's what's the like
he lives too like specifically like everything has

500
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,160
to be the same everything, Yeah, yeah, like rigid, Yeah,

501
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,599
like a rigid routine. At least
they're successful, right, there's a bunch

502
00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:59,119
of people that are trying to achieve
that, and they're like, the only

503
00:33:59,119 --> 00:34:01,079
way I can do that, And
they're like normal people that make like seventy

504
00:34:01,079 --> 00:34:04,920
one hundred thousand dollars a year,
Like I have to be the biggest dick

505
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:09,079
ever yep. Yeah, yeah,
and you're terrible. What'd you get?

506
00:34:09,519 --> 00:34:13,320
What did you get from it all? You're not going to be a billionaire.

507
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,679
World's a tough place, gotta be
hard, and it's like, dude,

508
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:19,440
you are working at fucking MetLife.
Worst, my dick. The worst

509
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,920
sentiment I've ever heard is if you
don't take yourself seriously, no one else

510
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,719
will. It's like, typically the
people that are that serious about themselves,

511
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:28,599
no one takes seriously. Yeah,
no shit. It turns out what you're

512
00:34:28,679 --> 00:34:30,880
funny behind your back? Yeah,
everyone thinks you're a fucking douche. Like,

513
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:34,079
well, they tell you too about
face then, because they don't even

514
00:34:34,079 --> 00:34:36,760
want to talk to your faith your
face approach you. Yeah, they don't

515
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:40,559
want to be around. We're just
not fun. You're a bad hang it's

516
00:34:40,599 --> 00:34:45,039
being a bad hangs. Yeah.
So things got weird enough and notorious enough

517
00:34:45,079 --> 00:34:51,400
that the bishop came to investigate.
By this point, prince had already taken

518
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:57,440
what he had termed a spiritual wife. Uh. Nice godwife, huh like

519
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,079
a anyway, it was a spiritual
wife because you already a wife, and

520
00:35:00,119 --> 00:35:04,360
I think she had died at this
point. It was a woman much older

521
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,000
than him, who was, of
some means his spiritual wife. No,

522
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:13,039
the of the real wife, legal
wife. Oh, but she died at

523
00:35:13,079 --> 00:35:16,039
some point, but he already had
the spiritual wife. Then at this point

524
00:35:16,559 --> 00:35:20,920
he also convinced himself that he was
God. By now he's like, oh,

525
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,920
I'm is there God? Is there
like a seminal moment that happens where

526
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,480
he's like, I'm God? Like
did something? Does he say? What

527
00:35:28,599 --> 00:35:30,840
happened to lead him to that belief? Is there like part of scripture or

528
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:34,719
anything? Like? You know,
I think it's probably that Homeland or meme,

529
00:35:36,679 --> 00:35:38,159
which one where he's other people are
cheering for him. Yeah, yeah,

530
00:35:38,199 --> 00:35:42,960
yeah, where he where he blasts
the dude with his laser eyes in

531
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,800
front of like a hundred like murders
him in front of like a hundred people,

532
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,039
and he's like, oh my God, it's all over, Like,

533
00:35:47,079 --> 00:35:51,880
oh my God, they're going,
they're gonna turn and then everyone just cheers

534
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,440
and he's like, wait a minute, Oh shit, you push it more

535
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:59,039
and more. Yeah, I think
he had that, like he just did

536
00:35:59,079 --> 00:36:02,159
something even weirder. It's gradual.
Yeah, it's like, uh, you

537
00:36:02,199 --> 00:36:06,079
don't just put someone in boiling water. You put them in a warm bath

538
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,440
and bring it to boil. Yeah. Yeah, Uh, it didn't help

539
00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:14,360
that the priest to so he's convinced
that he's God. He believes he's a

540
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,719
physical embodiment of the Holy Spirit.
Uh So the priest, he kind of

541
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:22,480
became his bit in a way,
he became his bit. Did he do

542
00:36:22,559 --> 00:36:25,599
a bunch of psychedelics. No,
No, he's going he's I mean,

543
00:36:25,599 --> 00:36:30,360
he might drink, but I gotta
imagine he has a lot of up and

544
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,599
downs in the clergy, like a
lot of standing and singing. That's actually

545
00:36:32,679 --> 00:36:36,400
you know, the getting up and
down and the singing is a way to

546
00:36:36,559 --> 00:36:40,920
hyperoxygenize the brain, which leads to
more susceptible to suggestion, because naturally coming

547
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:46,800
about thinking your God is insane.
First off, you need to do chemicals

548
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:51,800
in your brain to honor the Lord. Yeah. Sure, he's nothing manipulative

549
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,239
about that. No, just how
dareus sing for three hours straight? Get

550
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,519
on your knees for God and open
your mouth, stick your tongue out.

551
00:36:58,599 --> 00:37:01,840
Go ahead, dude all the time. Yeah, receive the Body of Christ

552
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:07,119
with your tongue now, Carl God, I have to do this. Yeah,

553
00:37:07,199 --> 00:37:12,119
you don't get communion, you do
the wakanda forever. My buddy guy

554
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,559
was like, yo, dude,
don't do that. Just sit like yeah,

555
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:16,800
He's like, don't, don't.
You don't have to go up there.

556
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:21,039
When Courtney went to Mass with me
Christmas Mass when we like first started

557
00:37:21,119 --> 00:37:23,360
dating, and she came home with
me, uh, she was like can

558
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,079
I up there in a communion?
And I was like no, no,

559
00:37:25,159 --> 00:37:28,360
it'll burn your tongue. And I
was like you can get a blessing and

560
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,800
she was like I don't want to
do that. And I was like,

561
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:35,599
they don't fucking go. Let's sit
here on your fucking heathen ass. If

562
00:37:35,639 --> 00:37:38,199
you thank me for even bringing you
receive the uh you know, body of

563
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:42,639
Christ, the Eucharist, and you're
not Catholic. It's just a cracker,

564
00:37:42,679 --> 00:37:45,760
isn't it. It'll poison you.
I thought I think it. I it

565
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,360
dropped. I thought it sort of
like drops like melts all the way through

566
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,880
you, drops out your ass like
a hot penny. Yeah yeah, through

567
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:57,559
ice. Yeah, and they're like
demon woman. Mm hmm. They knew

568
00:37:57,559 --> 00:38:01,239
they sniffed her out, isn't it
like not just a crowd. The literal

569
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:06,039
thing, though, is like it's
it won't transhumanat or whatever you call it

570
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:09,760
transubstantiate. It won't transubstantiate in your
mouth because you're not. It's just a

571
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:14,000
piece of food to that. It
tastes like a stale ice cream cone.

572
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,840
Yeah. Yeah, that's cool sugar
cone and not a waffle cone. No,

573
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,320
not splurgeon, no no no.
So it didn't help his perception of

574
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:27,199
himself as God. That the priest
for whom he took over, who was

575
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,079
sick at the time, Samuel Starkey, Uh, he read one of Prince's

576
00:38:30,119 --> 00:38:35,360
weirdo sermons and then was magically healed
the next day. Really, he was

577
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,880
like, oh, maybe I'm legit. Clearly this is I'm the fucking guy.

578
00:38:38,199 --> 00:38:42,519
Yeah. Uh. The pair started
going around the cut now and by

579
00:38:42,519 --> 00:38:45,360
the way, the priest that happened
to him, and the priest became his

580
00:38:45,519 --> 00:38:52,159
follower. This guy, I mean
fro shout out to this guy clearly a

581
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:57,480
very like will Yeah, yeah,
yeah, totally like he's doing something right

582
00:38:57,599 --> 00:39:01,199
on. So the pairs start going
around the country and neighboring town the countryside

583
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:06,000
and neighboring towns, and they start
converting people, bringing people in. Eventually,

584
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,599
though, the church was like you
assholes are insane and they got kicked

585
00:39:08,599 --> 00:39:13,440
out. Oh they kicked out of
Why stop that church? Why stop the

586
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,679
party? I know, right,
you know what, it's only because there's

587
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:22,639
other people that think they're their God. Like the only reason you stop that

588
00:39:22,679 --> 00:39:24,000
guy is because you think you're God. Know what happens when you both,

589
00:39:24,039 --> 00:39:30,639
you know, clash? Yeah,
godfight, godfight almost two wizards. I

590
00:39:30,679 --> 00:39:34,440
want a godfight. That'd be sweet
if like Judgement, if Judgment Day wasn't

591
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,719
a judgment of us, but judgment
of who was the real God transform in

592
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:42,559
Like yeah, it'd be more like
God's lovers calm. Yeah, like a

593
00:39:42,639 --> 00:39:45,119
Kaiju fight for sure. I'd be
sick I watch that. Yeah, all

594
00:39:45,159 --> 00:39:49,800
the gods fighting, like I guess
prophets to well, no, no,

595
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,360
no, no, no, I
don't need Isaiah in there. Yeah,

596
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:57,480
because like all but is like Alla
and yeahweh two separate God. There's the

597
00:39:57,559 --> 00:40:00,760
same guy. Yeah. Yeah,
so like he's fighting him off internally.

598
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:06,960
Yeah, but like does Jesus come? Jesus was God but wait God?

599
00:40:07,039 --> 00:40:09,239
Yeah, but he's also yeahweh because
the Trinity and then the Holy Spirit.

600
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,639
That would be a hard one to
fight because like you can't even really pin

601
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,639
down what that one is. The
Abrahamic God. It's just schizophrenia. Yeah,

602
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:22,559
it's a is the Abrahamic God schizophrenic? All of our gods are schizophrenic.

603
00:40:22,679 --> 00:40:28,559
That's amazing. What if he needs
to essentially like he has three personality

604
00:40:28,599 --> 00:40:30,920
isn't there like a superhero like that? So he has personalities, but he

605
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,199
needs the right one to come out
to fight. So it's like the Christian

606
00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:37,519
God and he's all like love each
other there and they're like no, God,

607
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:42,480
give me baby. He's just like
he's got to like punk himself in

608
00:40:42,519 --> 00:40:45,239
the face to get all worked up, and he's an incredible hulk. Yeah

609
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,960
Allah comes out ah, I mean
yahwehould be great. He's always terrifying.

610
00:40:49,039 --> 00:40:52,519
Yeah yeah, shit up. Yeah, you always like sending out bears to

611
00:40:52,599 --> 00:40:55,000
kill children, you know, like
Hatha, God's a bitch, I know

612
00:40:55,119 --> 00:41:00,320
Christian God is. That's Bruce Banner
weak you know your guns one of a

613
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,960
I mean seeing god. There actually
is a bit of a godfight later in

614
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,480
this story. Fantastic, So we'll
get to that. He squares up with

615
00:41:07,519 --> 00:41:12,159
someone. I'll talk, I'll get
I'll let you know. Probably because he

616
00:41:12,199 --> 00:41:14,920
was fucking his wife. He was
fucking a lot of Actually he didn't really

617
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,320
fuck a lot of people's wives,
a lot of people's husbands. No,

618
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:22,440
No, I wish uh, seeing
the women were usually single, they were

619
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:27,559
they were like he had a code. So far, so far, I

620
00:41:27,599 --> 00:41:30,400
don't see any problems with what he's
doing. So after trying to get a

621
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:35,559
foothold somewhere for their new religion,
they finally settled down in Weymouth. By

622
00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:42,880
this point, Prince had also married
legally Starky's sister, the priest who who

623
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,519
was sick, who followed him after
getting unsick. I think Starky is the

624
00:41:46,519 --> 00:41:51,840
Omega man. Yes. Yeah.
And by the way, Starky's sister much

625
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,519
like Martha, Prince's first wife,
quite a bit older. Rich, rich,

626
00:41:55,719 --> 00:42:00,880
Yep, he's got a type almost
dead and everybody got a yeah,

627
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:05,519
my type is rich and almost near
In the end, was he the original

628
00:42:05,559 --> 00:42:07,920
wasn't like elderly but she there was
a gap. Was he the original startup

629
00:42:09,079 --> 00:42:14,639
just trying to get like cash infusions? I mean, what is a startup

630
00:42:14,639 --> 00:42:19,400
but a company started by someone with
a Messiah complex? Yeah? Yeah,

631
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:24,320
and a lot of sort of polyamory
tossed in for fun. Yeah, that

632
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:31,920
has to be like a trait that
is common between of all startups. What

633
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:37,920
the guy that starts it is just
like I can fuck anything? At some

634
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,360
point? Do you think was this
a common thread? What was the chick's

635
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:45,320
name who went to jail? The
fairness? Elizabeth? She just like taking

636
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:49,079
Itbeth Smarts, yea, Elizabeth Holmes. Yeah, it was a smart Was

637
00:42:49,079 --> 00:42:52,000
the girl's kidnapped? Was she just
getting it? I think she was fucking

638
00:42:52,039 --> 00:42:54,960
that twenty different ways. I think
she was fucking like one of the head

639
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,360
dudes on I. You know,
I really can't speak to it. It's

640
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,000
been a while since I read up
on that. I'm pretty sure she was

641
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,960
hooking up with someone that you'd be
like, why were they hooking up?

642
00:43:04,519 --> 00:43:14,239
She was voice she sounded like she
sounded like God, who did she sound

643
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,400
like? I can't remember anymore,
But yeah, dude, come on,

644
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:20,480
I can't do it, do it? I can't Oh yeah, so I

645
00:43:20,519 --> 00:43:22,159
can't like there's someone she sounds like
that can't think. I just want you

646
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:32,679
to do your essential oils voice.
Jonathan R. Oh my god, it's

647
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:37,880
it's just really fat cookie monster.
Yeah, that's what home sounded like.

648
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:42,880
No, Holmes was like she didn't
have any like gurgle in her voice.

649
00:43:43,159 --> 00:43:49,920
Oh yeah, I'm Elizabeth. I'm
very smart. She never even I am

650
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,119
really just doing mad She kind of
does sound like nobody knows who Madison is.

651
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:57,679
Our former boss, the startup ceo. He I would not put him

652
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,920
in the He didn't have a mass
complex, he didn't have a miss like

653
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,639
complex at all. He was probably
the most normal startup CEO worked on.

654
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:06,159
That's why we failed it is.
Yeah, he's our Lebron James we need.

655
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:08,519
Honestly, he is the most normal
startup ceo I worked for by far

656
00:44:09,199 --> 00:44:15,000
By the other one far not the
other one which John no the partner in

657
00:44:15,079 --> 00:44:17,559
crime. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, that was more on

658
00:44:17,679 --> 00:44:22,719
brand. Yeah, he's in a
cabin right now with guns locked up.

659
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,960
Well, we don't know that.
We don't know where he is last I

660
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,960
heard. Yeah, dude, he
didn't you start that shit over there?

661
00:44:29,079 --> 00:44:32,559
I don't know I think he's got
like a little bunker and that's cool.

662
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,039
Live your life, get ready for
Patreon on that note. Yes, so

663
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,920
by this point I do my research. I kind of sat around. I

664
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:44,760
was like, I think we've talked
about it before, maybe off camera or

665
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,519
whatever. But you know how when
you watch a really old movie that's supposed

666
00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:50,639
to be like revolutionary, and you
watch it and you're like, oh,

667
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,280
just a movie. Yeah, Like
the reason is is because you've seen a

668
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,199
hundred movies that have copied it at
this point, so nothing that movie is

669
00:44:55,199 --> 00:44:59,159
doing is novel to you. Yeah, like Citizen Kane, if you watched

670
00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:00,480
it now without any context, you'd
be like, well that's fine, Yeah,

671
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,559
that's fine. Yeah, I think
that's good. That's how the sex

672
00:45:04,599 --> 00:45:06,840
cult feels. Like. I read
it and I'm like, this is like

673
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,079
everything pretty. But then I'm like, but I think they invented it.

674
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:14,280
They invented it, but like they
were early adapters. What year was this

675
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,880
again? This is like eighteen forty
eight, now before what you think as

676
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:21,039
a modern sex call. This is
plenty of ancient Yeah, yeah, yeah,

677
00:45:21,079 --> 00:45:23,119
there are ancient sex calls. I
almost don't even count because that's like

678
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:28,119
that's just norm Yeah, that's Norman. Shit. Then yeah, this this

679
00:45:28,199 --> 00:45:31,280
is kind of in the like up
the uphill, like the upswing of the

680
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:36,400
second grade Awakening or whatever it is. The yeah, yeah, the spiritualism

681
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,360
movement. And there had just been
uh I think I talked about like not

682
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:45,519
talking about mentioned later there they had
a kind of unrestricted religion in the UK

683
00:45:45,639 --> 00:45:49,400
and eighteen thirty oh really, so
things had gotten kind of wacky. I

684
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,639
think Catholics it was legal to be
Catholic again in the eighteenth by the eighteen

685
00:45:52,679 --> 00:45:53,960
thirty, it's crazy it took that
long. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

686
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,760
that's nuts. I'm not religious at
all, but I think we're starting to

687
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,400
get to the point where we should
bring it back. Religion, yeah,

688
00:46:00,559 --> 00:46:06,239
or just like just something to believe
in. It's better than politics being your

689
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,760
religion. Oh, politics being your
religions. The nightmare this is, this

690
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:15,679
is not what the atheist thought was
gonna happen. No, what's okay,

691
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:21,039
Look, well we'll talk a lot
about this in the patreoon. But everyone,

692
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,280
everyone misleads everyone. It's not just
science, it's not just religion.

693
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:29,119
It's not just politics. There's always
just assholes. It's not that it's when

694
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:35,840
you for some reason, the human
brain needs kind of to put all their

695
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:40,280
eggs into something to believe in.
That's I think God on a normy level.

696
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:45,360
Sure, like if you think everything
country, politics, politician or something.

697
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,239
I don't know. Yeah, I
just there's the binary brain of like

698
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:50,639
humans, and it's there needs to
be a black and white, and there

699
00:46:50,639 --> 00:46:52,159
needs to be good and bad,
and there needs to be like they need

700
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,920
they need to make sense of the
universe. We have simple monkeys. We

701
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:59,880
are we are monkey people. No, man, I like the absurdism,

702
00:47:00,159 --> 00:47:05,159
like it's more fun when nothing matters. It's not, though, it's way

703
00:47:05,159 --> 00:47:07,880
more fun. What are you talking
about? Not? Oh what fun?

704
00:47:07,599 --> 00:47:10,760
Oh? What's so bad? Right
now? What's so bad? But it's

705
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:14,960
like part of me is like,
yeah, this is really funny to watch.

706
00:47:15,079 --> 00:47:17,800
But another part of me is is
like, am I gonna have to

707
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,800
be an insane school board meeting in
six years? You are? Yes,

708
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,880
every every school board meeting is I'm
sorry you had children, you decided to

709
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:28,119
bring kids into this world. No, dude, you're gonna talk to some

710
00:47:28,159 --> 00:47:30,920
guy with a bucket on his head
that's like, oh, you're the fire.

711
00:47:30,119 --> 00:47:34,039
The six get Tower is gonna bring
down a plane, you know,

712
00:47:34,159 --> 00:47:37,760
like that guy's gonna be like trying
to ban fucking the diary Van Frank,

713
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,920
I mean ten years ago, I'll
more so than ten years ago there was

714
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:43,920
a fucking dude from New Hampshire that
ran for president with a boot on his

715
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,440
Berman Supreme. Yeah, the man
to be fair by the way, that's

716
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:52,679
gonna be the norm that diary of
and Frank banning it was like the do

717
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,239
that happen? I just pulled a
book out of my ass that did.

718
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:58,119
But here's why people were like due
would have been the divery frek do what

719
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:06,280
you die in the Holocaust? It
was a illustrated version, yes, unedited

720
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,800
masturbation version. I feel like that's
and it was like for like third graders,

721
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:17,280
okay, no one do mean,
like what a horrifying thing posthumously,

722
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:21,199
like if there is an afterlife?
And Frank's like, my dad did what

723
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,519
with my diary? Like, are
you fucking kidding Jesus? A twelve year

724
00:48:23,519 --> 00:48:28,840
old girl's diary is one of the
most lead books of all time. That

725
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,000
is a fucking nightmare for a twelve
years That is actually the funniest thing that

726
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:35,360
could possibly happen to a twelve year
old diary. She becomes a fucking New

727
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,639
York Times bestseller. Yeah, ever, and she gets none of the royalties,

728
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:43,480
nothing, she gets nothing. She
got nothing from it except some type

729
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,360
of notoriety. I guess I do. I don't think she was, but

730
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:51,559
not even dead, like dying at
doc hour wherever the fuck she was.

731
00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:55,960
She was like, I don't know
how, but I hope I'm famous one

732
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,880
day. I hope that what a
monkey's paw like. I hope everyone.

733
00:49:00,559 --> 00:49:05,039
I hope everyone in the world reads
my diary. Is something no one has

734
00:49:05,039 --> 00:49:07,960
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though, with recent social media trends, I think there's gonna be a

803
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whole new you know, sloth of
Holocaust deniers. Dude, what do you

804
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:42,639
say, it's it's so hot right
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805
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Elders of Zion is going around again,

807
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,039
which is like Jesus Christ, this
has been floating around forever. It is,

808
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:57,559
it's going mainstream, baby, No, it's ever since the Internet.

809
00:53:57,559 --> 00:54:00,199
Man, like the anti Semitic rhetoric. I missing. We talked aout this

810
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,360
the internets for talking about crazy the
car ride back from the gun range the

811
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:07,280
other day. Man, I just
missed the old Internet. Yeah, the

812
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:12,880
wild West Internet where you have both. You go to a website, yeah,

813
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:16,559
not an aggregate because everything is like
I believe in the dead Internet theory

814
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:22,679
now more than I did ten years
ago. You would just naturally come upon

815
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,480
stuff. Now it's like whisper down
the lane, and it's completely wrong.

816
00:54:25,639 --> 00:54:30,320
Dead Internet theory is that there's hardly
anyone on it. There's only so much

817
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:32,920
content, like there's only so many
people actually using it. It's like there's

818
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,639
we could go into a whole other
thing on that. But like I think

819
00:54:37,639 --> 00:54:43,519
there's really only like a handful of
websites that are visited. Like personally,

820
00:54:43,559 --> 00:54:45,880
I know there's a bunch of websites, but like, think about it,

821
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:49,800
like most people get their news from
like I used to go. I would

822
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,119
think like thirty different websites when I
was on the internet for news or like

823
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:55,679
or just like general. Yeah,
oh, entertainment at work in twenty ten.

824
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:59,840
Yeah about shitty marketing job. You
have forever shit to look at.

825
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:00,679
Oh my god. Yeah, and
now it's like, well, I look

826
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:06,400
to fucking run it Twitter, look
at Twitter, looked at Instagram and saw

827
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,039
a headline. Yeah, so saw
something, got angry at it. There's

828
00:55:09,039 --> 00:55:12,480
nowhere to go, nowhere else to
go. No, it's kind of awful.

829
00:55:12,599 --> 00:55:15,719
It's really horrible. A couple services. It sucks. Let's just roll

830
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:20,079
it back just sort of. You
guys be the change you want to see

831
00:55:20,079 --> 00:55:22,440
in the world. I guess.
Yeah. I mean we could do a

832
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:25,880
Patreon without Patreon, where it's just
our website. Yeah, and you pay

833
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:30,559
to get in. Yeah. No, no, we're not going to do

834
00:55:30,599 --> 00:55:37,599
that. I'm not absolutely fucking not
what server costs. Oh yeah for content

835
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:43,840
you fucking oh man. Yeah,
I don't want to pitching it video Nah,

836
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,519
I'm kidd well, now, well
put that to YouTube. Oh yeah,

837
00:55:46,639 --> 00:55:50,599
you hyper bed the video. Come
on, now, I don't understand

838
00:55:50,639 --> 00:55:52,880
how YouTube's ever profitable. It's probably
not. They don't have them police,

839
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:57,880
so probably not. You know,
it's ran by literal a the whole thing.

840
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,360
I think the ceoy you can never
talk to anyone. Yeah, the

841
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,639
CEO of YouTube is a robot.
I'm almost positive. And you talk to

842
00:56:02,639 --> 00:56:06,119
anyone in Google, They're like,
I have no idea. They think of

843
00:56:06,119 --> 00:56:10,559
it like a black box. It's
weird. What is that thing? All

844
00:56:10,639 --> 00:56:17,320
right? So that's our god YouTube
Fox show kind of uh so Prince also,

845
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:20,880
of course by this point, just
checking all the boxes. Like I

846
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,480
said, it's like a it's like, oh, you know, this seems

847
00:56:22,519 --> 00:56:27,599
normal for a sex cult. He
also started preaching that the world was definitely

848
00:56:27,679 --> 00:56:32,000
ending soon have to Yeah, of
course that's a huge misstep through. That's

849
00:56:32,199 --> 00:56:37,679
that's what our entire patreon's about this
week. Okay, sweet, But also,

850
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:42,119
if you are God, why would
the world continue without die? Yeah,

851
00:56:42,159 --> 00:56:45,119
it's like it's gonna end with me. It's gonna end with me,

852
00:56:45,199 --> 00:56:51,519
Guys, like that's a Christopher Olans
worst movie couldn't end the world. I

853
00:56:51,559 --> 00:56:54,119
don't even remember what Tennant was about
you don't worry about it. I saw

854
00:56:54,159 --> 00:56:58,000
it. I don't. I don't
remember a single thing about that movie.

855
00:56:58,079 --> 00:57:00,719
He was just trying stuff. Yeah, he was like, I'm really going

856
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:04,880
to dive in on the time thing. Yeah, it's just about time.

857
00:57:05,119 --> 00:57:08,800
So this made Prince's followers rich and
poor alike, but most importantly rich uh

858
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:14,559
not super attached to possessions or money. Oh perfect, So they gave their

859
00:57:14,559 --> 00:57:16,480
stuff the Prince was happy to hold
it for him, of course. Of

860
00:57:16,559 --> 00:57:21,039
course, so Prince used all that
money he got from his followers to buy

861
00:57:21,119 --> 00:57:25,000
and build up a house in Spaxton, England that would become known as the

862
00:57:27,119 --> 00:57:31,440
God. I hate the fucking word. Uh aga pomony, the ega pomony,

863
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:38,440
the eg eponymy eponomy whatever, which
is Greek for the abode of love.

864
00:57:39,159 --> 00:57:44,719
That is some yeah, and I
assume abode of love is euphemism for

865
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,239
fuck compound. How do you spell
eg eponymy? I want to see what

866
00:57:47,239 --> 00:57:54,559
this thing looks like. Uh a
g a p e m age. It's

867
00:57:54,559 --> 00:58:00,639
a goape yeah, country origin Greece, absolutely Greece. Okay, he's in

868
00:58:00,679 --> 00:58:06,000
the sentence. Please, it's a
gope. That's that's the root word for

869
00:58:06,039 --> 00:58:08,400
this movement is a goape. Okay, it's a type of love. Okay,

870
00:58:08,519 --> 00:58:12,519
Yeah, Like, uh, there's
what is it? There's a gopi

871
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:16,199
arrows and a third one? What
type of love is a goape? Agape?

872
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:20,199
I think is like love for mankind
if I believe like it's like a

873
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,280
it's not putting stuff and stuff.
Uh. The kind of love and action

874
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:28,800
that shows empathy, extends the desire
for good of the beloved, wants the

875
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:32,199
best, extends help, or demonstrates
good intentions. A goape love is sacrificial,

876
00:58:32,239 --> 00:58:36,719
like the love of Jesus Christ is
a gope Boo, Yeah, aos

877
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:40,280
is the fucking one's fucking okay?
Well, of course this compound had huge

878
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:45,079
walls to keep people in and keep
people from seeing what was going on.

879
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:49,280
There was a chapel on the site. Uh. And by the way,

880
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:57,119
that chapel today is used to film
children's TV shows. What sick the more

881
00:58:57,159 --> 00:59:02,039
that comes out about children's television the
worst. Where they filmed Sesame Street,

882
00:59:02,519 --> 00:59:12,239
the English version Sesame Lane isn't so. At one point, Prince claimed he

883
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:14,880
had five hundred followers. Those critics
said it was more like one hundred.

884
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:22,320
Prince also came to believe stuff like
that he was immortal. Oh, Sophie's

885
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:24,320
immortal. But the world's gonna end. But he never he never tested it.

886
00:59:24,519 --> 00:59:30,079
He's a bitch, chok it out. More. People that claim to

887
00:59:30,079 --> 00:59:32,480
be immortal need to show on this. It wasn't like West World where he's

888
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:36,199
cutting in himself. Yeah, no, where are the gears. Look at

889
00:59:36,199 --> 00:59:40,400
my wires and they're like those are
veins like wires? Yeah what mechanical Jesus,

890
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:45,800
Yeah, vein but a wire.
Uh. The Knowtage sisters were some

891
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:49,559
of Prince's richest followers, and they
were all spiritually married to members of the

892
00:59:49,639 --> 00:59:53,840
church, though not Prince himself,
and they became spiritually married after donating six

893
00:59:53,920 --> 01:00:00,480
thousand pounds each. Uh. Agnes
Knowledge became not super in to the colt

894
01:00:00,519 --> 01:00:02,880
though, and wrote her sister Louisa
telling her not to come join her.

895
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:08,119
But Louisa came anyway. So Louisa's
mom, worried that Prince was gonna steal

896
01:00:08,119 --> 01:00:12,639
money from Louisa like he did her
other daughters, was like, I can't

897
01:00:12,679 --> 01:00:16,199
fucking do this anymore. So she
sent her son Edmund, her nephew Edward,

898
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:22,599
and her son in law Frederick to
travel down to the church and kidnap

899
01:00:22,679 --> 01:00:25,880
her daughter Louisa to get her the
fuck out of there, and the three

900
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:31,000
men succeeded in kidnapping her in eighteen
forty six, and they imprisoned her in

901
01:00:31,079 --> 01:00:37,239
a villa in Regent's Park. But
Louisa was like, no, I want

902
01:00:37,239 --> 01:00:38,599
to go back. He's God.
He's for sure God. I need to

903
01:00:38,599 --> 01:00:42,719
go back like that God lives there. I mean, I need to fucking

904
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:45,280
be there. The kidnapping an imprisoning
move is like, I don't think you're

905
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:50,760
selling your case that you're doing the
best that person. This person's gonna save

906
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,920
me, and you're just putting me
in jail. You're just putting me in

907
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:54,320
a prison that doesn't have God in
it. Yeah. Cool, I want

908
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:57,639
to go back to the prison with
God. Yeah. So anyway, the

909
01:00:57,679 --> 01:01:00,719
God lays pipe, it's got a
big old dick. She was like,

910
01:01:01,039 --> 01:01:04,920
she was like, Mom, he's
God. He's really God. And so

911
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,920
her mom was like, you're fucking
insane. Last more than thirty seconds.

912
01:01:07,039 --> 01:01:12,840
Yeah, that's God to me.
So she tossed Luisa into an insane asylum.

913
01:01:13,039 --> 01:01:16,559
M that sucks, and the insane
asylum studied her because they wanted to.

914
01:01:16,719 --> 01:01:21,519
I don't know why, but her
case people fall in the colts.

915
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:23,400
Yeah, yeah, might have been
novel at the time. I suppose.

916
01:01:23,599 --> 01:01:28,119
Did they just cut open her head, No, they would, They just

917
01:01:28,559 --> 01:01:30,719
unfortunately know they just give her a
transorbital, a little botomy. They put

918
01:01:30,719 --> 01:01:34,519
a baby's brain in her, and
then she just started taking dick left and

919
01:01:34,599 --> 01:01:37,719
right. That's isn't that the plots
of a movie? Yes, that's four

920
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:40,559
things. That's Oh man, I
gotta watch that movie. It's like they

921
01:01:40,559 --> 01:01:45,239
put a baby's brain in Emma Stone's
body, and that baby's like I would

922
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:50,599
like every dick. I see what
what is the concept? What is the

923
01:01:50,639 --> 01:01:54,599
point of the movie? I love
it. It's sort of like, I

924
01:01:54,599 --> 01:02:00,679
don't know, seeing the world through
a child child's eyes is but for some

925
01:02:00,719 --> 01:02:04,000
reason, that child just is a
hedonist. Yeah, the child is it

926
01:02:04,159 --> 01:02:06,000
kind of yeah, but I mean, but that would kind of make But

927
01:02:06,079 --> 01:02:08,119
it was funny. It's in like
a full grown adult, so the brain

928
01:02:08,599 --> 01:02:15,000
adapts and grows exponentially. It's not
like a baby for very long. Oh

929
01:02:15,199 --> 01:02:20,760
no, because it's coming to terms
with the It just readjusts to a full

930
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:24,320
grown adult. When she goes out
into the world. And starts getting dicked

931
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:30,039
down by Mark Ruffalo. She is
absolutely a toddler. Mark Ruffalo. Huh,

932
01:02:30,159 --> 01:02:32,800
yeah, that's the first. That's
the first. D Yeah, bad

933
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:38,159
guy, Mark Ruffalo. Interesting.
So they featured her in the Lancet.

934
01:02:38,199 --> 01:02:42,199
That's how crazy she was. The
doctors wrote about her in the Medical journal

935
01:02:42,239 --> 01:02:46,119
that is still running today. In
eighteen forty eight, Luisa escaped from the

936
01:02:46,159 --> 01:02:50,920
insane asylum and met up with a
reverend from the church, but she was

937
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,960
soon recaptured by her family. The
reverend, however, alerted the mental health

938
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:58,320
authorities in Britain who were known as
who were known at the time as the

939
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:02,079
Commissioners in Lunacy. That's great,
that's a great title. Yeah, I

940
01:03:02,119 --> 01:03:06,679
would love to have that on my
LinkedIn that commissioner, ludicy commissioner, lunacy

941
01:03:06,719 --> 01:03:09,960
commissioner. Yeah. Absolutely. In
May eighteen forty eight, Louisa was released

942
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:13,719
and then she sued her family for
kidnapping her and throwing her in in the

943
01:03:13,719 --> 01:03:16,199
same asylum. This actually became an
important case for the rights of mental health

944
01:03:16,239 --> 01:03:20,039
patients. That's interesting how that goes. She went, she won good,

945
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:24,800
that's great. Yeah, involuntary what
is it? Involuntary submitted to like a

946
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:29,159
mental facility as a nightmare. Yeah, some people can still do it.

947
01:03:29,239 --> 01:03:30,760
Some people need it. In Florida, you can baker act someone. But

948
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:35,519
a lot of people. Yeah.
In eighteen sixty though, she died and

949
01:03:35,599 --> 01:03:39,159
Louise's brother Ralph sued Prince to get
the money back that Louisa had left him

950
01:03:39,199 --> 01:03:44,960
in her will. Of course,
yeah, and they won. Prince didn't

951
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:46,599
get the money. Good. But
by this point though, Prince was a

952
01:03:46,639 --> 01:03:51,840
god and immortal, and then he
also came to believe something else. Wait,

953
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:55,280
the god had a will? No, Louisa had at left all her

954
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:58,639
stuff to God. Got you?
Okay, yeah, I was gonna say,

955
01:03:58,639 --> 01:04:00,079
why has he written up a will? He thinks he's immortal. No,

956
01:04:00,159 --> 01:04:03,639
no, he doesn't get a will. Okay, uh, Prince,

957
01:04:04,159 --> 01:04:10,719
this is where we just start doing
left turned donuts. Okay, so this

958
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:13,880
is where it starts. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay. So Prince,

959
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,119
who at this point hasn't been that
crazy yet. It really has a bunch

960
01:04:16,119 --> 01:04:21,079
of spiritual wives. He's fucking like
ten chicks. The house that's on the

961
01:04:21,199 --> 01:04:26,000
property has bedrooms for all these different
women, and then he lives in the

962
01:04:26,039 --> 01:04:30,039
house. He's banging them blah blah
blah. Now though, Prince is like,

963
01:04:30,119 --> 01:04:32,440
do you know what else? I'm
pretty sure I can do. Since

964
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:40,840
I'm God and I can do anything. I think I can purify virgins with

965
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:45,159
his dick, pure with my penis, purified virgins, like make non virgins

966
01:04:45,199 --> 01:04:49,719
virgin again or no, uh,
put his penis in a virgin doesn't count

967
01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:55,159
that and make her pure that pure, that will purify her flesh of sin.

968
01:04:55,440 --> 01:05:03,159
He's baptism through his fucking peace.
Literally, it's a baptism under father's

969
01:05:03,199 --> 01:05:12,440
dick. Yeah. Interesting. Just
so this is where this is where I

970
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:18,400
think things go from questionably consensual to
probably rape. Oh no, because there's

971
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,719
like a law in some states,
you know, like if you misrepresent yourself

972
01:05:20,719 --> 01:05:24,599
to get laid. Yeah, it's
considered like if you're like, I'm a

973
01:05:24,599 --> 01:05:27,840
fucking millionaire and you get laid and
then people are like, well you why,

974
01:05:28,079 --> 01:05:30,119
that's right? Yeah, But I
think there's a limit to that because

975
01:05:30,159 --> 01:05:33,599
like, yeah, if you have
a millionaire and she fucks you because she

976
01:05:33,679 --> 01:05:39,159
thinks you're rich, that's on you. But if you tell someone like like

977
01:05:39,159 --> 01:05:41,960
if I walked up to someone and
was like, I'm God, you should

978
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:45,880
fuck me or I'm Lebron James.
You should fuck me. Yeah, it

979
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:49,400
feels like it's on them. I'm
curious at what level do we have to

980
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:53,800
like hold people accountable for fact checking
things? Right, Like, yeah,

981
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:57,079
because if I told someone, yeah, I'm Lebron James and fuck me because

982
01:05:57,079 --> 01:06:00,760
I'm Lebron James, I don't.
I don't know that that's on me.

983
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:05,599
I like, at a certain point, how old is he at this point?

984
01:06:05,599 --> 01:06:10,280
Because I'm looking at photos of him
and they're mostly of him being an

985
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:13,440
old guy. Yeah, no,
he's in his thirties forties here, Okay,

986
01:06:14,079 --> 01:06:18,159
he does. He lives a nice
long life. He looks fine the

987
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:21,519
younger photos of him. Yeah,
he's not grosser than normal, dude.

988
01:06:21,599 --> 01:06:28,159
Yeah, he's not grosser or anything. So with the spiritual wives who fuck

989
01:06:28,239 --> 01:06:30,760
him because they think he's God,
I don't know that's probably that's on you

990
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:34,199
for thinking he's God. But for
this one, I don't really know how

991
01:06:34,239 --> 01:06:38,400
else to put it. So Prince
is like I can pure for our virgins.

992
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:42,000
I better start. Enter church member
Zoe Patterson, who is sixteen,

993
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:49,159
okay, in front of the entire
congregation in the chapel as they all sang

994
01:06:49,239 --> 01:06:57,679
hymns. Zoe Patterson was laid out
on a Billiard's table. Oh, this

995
01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:02,000
is very frat house. See and
I get probably, I guess raped by

996
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:06,760
Prince Like he fucked her. I
call it right. People there said she

997
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:11,880
looked quote hypnotized. And after this
a ton of people were like, yeah,

998
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:15,239
I'm out. I can't go to
another one of those. Did he

999
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:17,519
use like a pool stick? He
used his dick, He uses his being,

1000
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:21,800
he's purifying, Yeah, guy,
he I mean he didn't make the

1001
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:27,000
The pollstick's not part of God.
But if it's his pollstick, it is.

1002
01:07:27,639 --> 01:07:30,199
Guess anything he touched him? Yeah, well he used the Master of

1003
01:07:30,239 --> 01:07:34,079
the Universe. I guess everything is
technically yeah, like he and he is

1004
01:07:34,119 --> 01:07:39,960
everything? Right, Like so,
I remember back then billiards too. It's

1005
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:44,559
a controversial kind of game. Yeah
what like he was gambling, right or

1006
01:07:44,599 --> 01:07:46,119
what was the deal with it?
I don't know. I just remember Quincy

1007
01:07:46,159 --> 01:07:49,519
put a fucking Billiard's table in the
White House. People thought it was kind

1008
01:07:49,519 --> 01:07:53,719
of and it was. It was
a controversial issue. Yeah, what a

1009
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:59,320
scummy guy. Yeah, like yeah, it was like a lower person's novelty.

1010
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:01,760
He'll be like if Bill Clinton put
one of those like porno bar games

1011
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:09,280
in Oh. Yeah, so he
put a fruit machine in there. It's

1012
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:12,519
on the on the resolute desk.
He gets bored and he's like, you

1013
01:08:12,599 --> 01:08:15,159
gotta like match the that's coming.
By the way, if you think the

1014
01:08:15,159 --> 01:08:20,399
White House is above all these gambling
sponsors, you're mistaken. Gambling people aren't

1015
01:08:20,439 --> 01:08:24,560
ready for this, Like they're already
not ready for it. It's gonna get

1016
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:28,920
worse and worse. There's gonna be
presidential campaigns brought to you by my bookie,

1017
01:08:29,399 --> 01:08:34,119
my bookie ag. Yeah. Uh
so Prince was like, by the

1018
01:08:34,159 --> 01:08:36,720
way, we don't have to worry
about having a baby because I'm God,

1019
01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:41,640
and so this is just purely baptism
by Dick. Don't She's not gonna get

1020
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:45,319
pregnant. She of course got pregnant, and he was like, oh,

1021
01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:48,000
the devil did it. Well,
that's the devil, baby. What's the

1022
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:53,800
demon in him? While he was
in her keeps jumping into him? I

1023
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:58,840
mean, why is God getting possessed
by the devil? He's both kind of

1024
01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:01,560
like the play. Yeah. In
eighteen ninety nine, at the age of

1025
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:12,039
eighty eight, Prince died and his
followers buried Prince on the grounds assa standing

1026
01:09:12,119 --> 01:09:15,800
up. They buried him. They
buried him vertically, yes, so that

1027
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:19,039
he would be standing on the day
of the resurrection. Oh, that's also

1028
01:09:19,079 --> 01:09:24,039
easier to kind of dig your way
out. Yeah true, unless they go

1029
01:09:24,079 --> 01:09:29,159
six feet down. Just reach up
around eighteen ninety pull yourself up. Yeah,

1030
01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:31,640
so you got to do it.
Pull yourself up by your gravestone.

1031
01:09:32,079 --> 01:09:35,399
Yeah. Your do you even get
boots when you're in a depends what you

1032
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:41,399
request to be buried in. Yeah. True. After Smith died, John

1033
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:46,039
Hughes Smith Pigot took over and he
recruited fifty new young female followers because the

1034
01:09:46,079 --> 01:09:50,800
population was aging. He took Ruth
and Priest as his second wife, and

1035
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:55,760
they had three children named Glory,
Power and Life. All these old hens

1036
01:09:55,800 --> 01:10:00,680
out of here sick names. Glory
Power in Life. I feel like that's

1037
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:03,039
like a very on brand for like
a Texas mega church child name. Their

1038
01:10:03,119 --> 01:10:06,199
last name was Priest. So there's
someone that was named Power Priest out there.

1039
01:10:06,319 --> 01:10:10,920
No, no, no, uh
Smith Pigot. Is it Power Pigot,

1040
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:15,920
Power Pigot, Yeah, fucking name
dude. Smith Pigott was now claiming

1041
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:17,720
to be God by the way,
and he is the one that got in

1042
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:23,359
a godfight. This is kind of
like a Dalai Lama situation where once the

1043
01:10:23,399 --> 01:10:27,239
prince died, it moved over to
pigot. Yeah, okay, he has

1044
01:10:27,319 --> 01:10:30,159
to prove that you are God.
So everybody's coming for the throne. I

1045
01:10:30,199 --> 01:10:34,119
want to be around when they try
to get the next Lama. I hope,

1046
01:10:34,119 --> 01:10:36,000
I see. It's got to be
soon. Yeah, that guy's old.

1047
01:10:36,079 --> 01:10:40,479
Did they kiss fight? They might
end? What the kiss fight?

1048
01:10:41,399 --> 01:10:44,560
Did they kiss fight? Yeah?
Yeah, the Dalai Lama, doesn't he

1049
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:46,520
do something weird? Oh dude,
it was like kissing a kid on the

1050
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:51,159
lips. At least. There's like
he's not a perfect being by any stretch

1051
01:10:51,159 --> 01:10:55,600
of the imagination. There's a lot
of politics involved with the Dalai Lama.

1052
01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:58,399
He might end. I don't think
it's politics. I think it's just weird

1053
01:10:58,439 --> 01:11:00,720
shit. Oh no, he does
weird shit. What I'm saying, there's

1054
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:03,439
a whole lot of problems with the
Dalai Lama in general. Like it's not

1055
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:08,880
there might be some kid issues.
There might be like some political issues.

1056
01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:13,439
Yeah. I mean, hey,
raise your hand if your religion doesn't have

1057
01:11:13,439 --> 01:11:19,439
some kid issues. Okay, your
liars, both of you, God's will

1058
01:11:19,479 --> 01:11:24,319
you can't prove anything. Now if
you keep moving the preachers, if you

1059
01:11:24,359 --> 01:11:27,439
keep putting marrying around with them,
So I guess Pigott. Smith Piggot got

1060
01:11:27,439 --> 01:11:30,640
pretty famous at one point, and
by nineteen oh two is famous spread as

1061
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:35,720
far as India, famous for being
God. And Mizra Gulum Ahmad, who

1062
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:42,039
also said he was God, wrote
Smith Pigot a letter being like, listen

1063
01:11:42,119 --> 01:11:46,359
up, motherfucker, I'm God.
I love this. You're not God,

1064
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:56,960
and if you don't renounce your holiness
or whatever, you will die before I

1065
01:11:57,039 --> 01:12:01,479
do, and that'll prove you're not
God. However, if I die before

1066
01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:06,600
you die, then I guess I'm
not God. That's fair logic. Yeah,

1067
01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:11,439
Smith Pigot won. He won the
godfight. Whoa the Indian guy died

1068
01:12:11,479 --> 01:12:15,000
first? Holy shit? Well that's
a lame godfight. It's who dies first,

1069
01:12:15,079 --> 01:12:18,840
Yeah, lame. Whoever dies first
isn't God. It's a ton tine

1070
01:12:20,239 --> 01:12:26,880
but two people week. Smith Pigott
did die in nineteen twenty seven, and

1071
01:12:27,359 --> 01:12:30,199
the sect gradually declined after that,
though it lasted until nineteen fifty six.

1072
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:35,359
Who took over? What? Who
took over? Then? No one that

1073
01:12:35,479 --> 01:12:39,560
was the last member died in nineteen
fifty six and they had no more members.

1074
01:12:40,199 --> 01:12:43,560
Let's start it up. Smith Pigot's
granddaughter, Margaret Campbell, though recalled

1075
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:46,680
her grandma Ruth. I think his
second wife, I can't remember, saying

1076
01:12:47,079 --> 01:12:50,359
not to believe the stories about Smith
Pigott, that he was a good man

1077
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:55,520
and that all the media was blowing
it out of proportion. Classic how crazy

1078
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:59,479
they were, Oh my god,
may they were. Every cult says that,

1079
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:04,079
yeah, they're actually very crazy,
Like Branch Davidians were, like,

1080
01:13:04,119 --> 01:13:08,800
oh, they're blown it out of
proportion, the Rosny's porum, They're blown

1081
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:13,359
it out of proportion. Like then
the government does end up like not seeing

1082
01:13:13,359 --> 01:13:15,199
what happened to Branch Davidians. Was
I was gonna say, Waco, they

1083
01:13:15,279 --> 01:13:18,319
might have. They might have.
They might have been touching kids, so

1084
01:13:18,399 --> 01:13:23,640
too, like they were weird motherfuckers. They yeah, they what they Just

1085
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:27,079
because you don't deserve to be lit
on fire doesn't mean everything you were doing

1086
01:13:27,479 --> 01:13:30,920
was fucking cool. There's like there's
a big difference between like they should have

1087
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,159
been investigated, Yes, they shouldn't
have been Janet renoed, like yeah,

1088
01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:38,800
but perhaps you know they're slinging allegations
against them post mortem. Oh for the

1089
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:44,800
horrific shit they did the ATF showing
up and raising their flag on the compound

1090
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:48,399
like it was an active war sight. That's insane, dude. But we

1091
01:13:48,399 --> 01:13:51,760
don't because like, if the easiest
way to discredit somebody is, of course

1092
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:57,039
you just throw out like pedophilia allegations
every time. It's the fastest, it's

1093
01:13:57,079 --> 01:13:59,800
the worst, it's the worst.
You'd rather be accused of murder. I

1094
01:14:00,439 --> 01:14:02,880
would literally rather be accused of murder, like unless it was a murder of

1095
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:06,199
kids. Actually, no, I'd
rather be I'd rather be accused of murdering

1096
01:14:06,279 --> 01:14:13,760
kids than that. Yeah. Yeah. She also said that even though yes,

1097
01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:16,399
Smith Piggott did have multiple wives,
she claimed the wives were happy with

1098
01:14:16,439 --> 01:14:20,239
the arrangement, one was older and
not able to have children, and the

1099
01:14:20,319 --> 01:14:26,600
sect had it was of its time. You know, you can't judge anything.

1100
01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:31,159
You can't judge it. I'm surprised
polygamy doesn't have a legal standing at

1101
01:14:31,159 --> 01:14:33,840
this point though, Like, I'm
surprised to we have a like, you

1102
01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:41,520
can't do that loss. We're Christian
nation, very puritan Yeah, yeah,

1103
01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:44,319
no, I mean for sure,
I like, I gotta imagine it's less

1104
01:14:44,359 --> 01:14:47,279
so because of the puritanicalism, though, and more so like there's some sort

1105
01:14:47,319 --> 01:14:49,760
of advantage you can take advantage of
in the gun, Like, yeah,

1106
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:53,319
the whole state of Indiana just murder. They don't want you to get two

1107
01:14:53,359 --> 01:14:56,640
tax breaks. Yeah right. I
think it's that more than anything. Like

1108
01:14:56,720 --> 01:15:00,079
it's just hard to tax of three, four or five person marriage. How

1109
01:15:00,119 --> 01:15:03,439
do you tax them? That's yeah. Look think of all those dependents too,

1110
01:15:03,479 --> 01:15:06,039
with children, got like forty kids. Yeah. I mean, because

1111
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:10,199
I guarantee you it has less to
do with morality and a lot more to

1112
01:15:10,239 --> 01:15:13,640
do with like, we don't want
a neighborhood marrying. It's like governments.

1113
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:17,319
Yeah. She also said that the
women liked being in the cult because it

1114
01:15:17,359 --> 01:15:24,399
allowed rich women and alternative lifestyle to
their other options of either governess or you

1115
01:15:24,399 --> 01:15:30,439
know, married off to some rich
och, other options of sweeping or bacon.

1116
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:35,479
Yes. Uh. And they lived
in luxury at the Aga Aga pomone

1117
01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:41,159
Ye in Somerset until their death.
So they were like I got pomony.

1118
01:15:41,199 --> 01:15:43,239
Yeah. They were like this is
better. We like this. I don't

1119
01:15:43,239 --> 01:15:45,920
want to be some assholes. Of
course, of course, of course they

1120
01:15:46,039 --> 01:15:49,760
liked it. They were pooling resources, they lived, they did lots of

1121
01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:53,960
work. Yeah, and they had
a ton of money. It was a

1122
01:15:54,039 --> 01:15:57,760
rich cult. Yeah, so the
best cult to be in. She was

1123
01:15:57,760 --> 01:16:00,119
like, she claimed that it was
legit. This is so yeah, that's

1124
01:16:00,159 --> 01:16:02,600
all it is. I mean,
like, who's joining the cult where it's

1125
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:05,760
like, Okay, now we're gonna
all live in soggy boxes under and overpass.

1126
01:16:06,359 --> 01:16:08,960
It's like, oh, we get
to live in a castle. Fuck.

1127
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,520
Yeah, this cult makes sense.
I like to fuck, this guy's

1128
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:14,560
not even that bad looking, like
once a month, and he's rich and

1129
01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:16,520
I'm gonna be taken care of.
Yeah, he might even forget about me.

1130
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:23,319
There's so many people in this yeah, Like that's just the the raping

1131
01:16:23,319 --> 01:16:26,399
of a sixteen year old in front
of an entire congregation on a pool table

1132
01:16:26,479 --> 01:16:30,039
pretty fucking off. That was unlikely
the last vision he did that too.

1133
01:16:30,199 --> 01:16:32,239
Also, that's that's really that's the
Yeah. But they even thought it was

1134
01:16:32,279 --> 01:16:34,920
horrific and most of them left.
Yeah, that's the thing, right,

1135
01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:38,199
It's a lot of them didn't.
Though. When you watch any of these

1136
01:16:38,199 --> 01:16:41,800
cult documentaries, you're like, you
know, like, okay, everybody fucks

1137
01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:45,399
who's being hurt, And like the
first episode will always be like what's the

1138
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:47,479
problem, and then they get to
the second episode. It's like that's when

1139
01:16:47,479 --> 01:16:50,920
they started forcibly removing their genitalia.
It's like, that's that's that's where they

1140
01:16:51,199 --> 01:16:54,520
Yeah, they had because they always
have just fun. You're like, I

1141
01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:57,520
regret what I said earlier. Yeah, you they had me in the first

1142
01:16:57,520 --> 01:17:00,479
half. Not gonna lie. But
like, it's the thing with cults is

1143
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:05,000
they always escalate to a place that
goes beyond because nobody would join if that's

1144
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:08,479
where they started. People. Yeah, well, also, people can't just

1145
01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:11,239
be happy with what they got.
Oh no, that's it's the constant.

1146
01:17:11,279 --> 01:17:15,279
Like I had another revelation, Like, it's just they have to keep bringing

1147
01:17:15,319 --> 01:17:19,000
new things into If I could just
fucking play basketball in the fucking tropics all

1148
01:17:19,039 --> 01:17:23,720
the time to be great, it'd
be sweet. Yeah that's what I want.

1149
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:30,520
But anyway, that is the story
of the Agapemae cult in England.

1150
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:35,319
Died out in nineteen fifty six after
a century. Oh they missed the sixties,

1151
01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:40,840
I know what, Like they would
have been perfect for it. There

1152
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:44,279
was like one dude that was living
in the fifties. Oh, they could

1153
01:17:44,279 --> 01:17:45,960
have gotten a lot bigger if they
rode to the city. But by the

1154
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:48,640
time Smith Pigot died in nineteen twenty
seven. It had kind of jumped the

1155
01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:53,800
shard, right because the pool table
is, Yeah, what do you guys

1156
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:57,279
learn today? I learned about these
people. I know it it existed.

1157
01:17:58,439 --> 01:18:00,760
Plus, how do you have a
sex cult world War two? You just

1158
01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:05,199
can't. It's hard. I think
that a lot started after World War Two.

1159
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:09,079
I feel like swinger culture had to
have started after World War Two.

1160
01:18:09,119 --> 01:18:12,880
I think there are a lot of
people who American swinger culture saw some shit.

1161
01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:15,640
Yeah, American. Although if you're
in England, right and you're going

1162
01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:19,079
through the blitz Creek, there's probably
some people, you know, testing the

1163
01:18:19,119 --> 01:18:23,239
waters. Do you think it's the
fucking apocalypse basically? Right, everyone's just

1164
01:18:23,319 --> 01:18:26,840
kind of out down in their bunkers
or in their basements. Yeah, let's

1165
01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:31,039
give it a frou. It's like
we want not live tomorrow. Yeah.

1166
01:18:31,159 --> 01:18:33,720
I mean I think a lot of
people like if if they were like,

1167
01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:38,920
hey, a comet, say you
knew a comment was coming it was gonna

1168
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:42,279
hit a meteorite, right, a
meter It's gonna hit earth, Like,

1169
01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:45,800
I think there's a level of time
they have to announce that, like and

1170
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:46,640
keep it from people. Do you
think people would just be like, oh,

1171
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:48,800
le's fuck or people are jerking off. I don't think so. I

1172
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:53,119
think I would just get my I
would go off and look at a beach

1173
01:18:53,239 --> 01:18:56,159
or something. I don't know.
Like how much time is a funny concept

1174
01:18:56,159 --> 01:18:58,479
though, too right, Like if
it's like it's gonna hit in eight years,

1175
01:18:59,159 --> 01:19:01,399
what do you do for eight Like
that's amazing, but it's scary.

1176
01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:05,920
Well, it's really quick. Yeah, everyone quits their jobs. It's yeah,

1177
01:19:06,239 --> 01:19:10,239
supply chain, implos, global food
security, trash. So I think

1178
01:19:10,239 --> 01:19:12,680
they wouldn't tell us until it's like
there's six months. I don't want to

1179
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:15,319
know. I don't want nightmare.
I want six months, like just in

1180
01:19:15,479 --> 01:19:18,760
six months where it's like okay,
even then, dude, that's that's also

1181
01:19:19,079 --> 01:19:21,760
people are just killing now there's I
think they're like, yeah, fuck it,

1182
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:26,159
we're gonna die anyway, so it
becomes the purge. Okay, So

1183
01:19:26,199 --> 01:19:29,119
there's there's gotta be no tell.
I think that's the better thing to do

1184
01:19:29,199 --> 01:19:31,840
is not tell anyone. It would
be impossible not to tell amateur. Like,

1185
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:34,399
there's got to be a point though, where it's like, well that's

1186
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:41,119
like a month or two, you
can probably spy son. That's a Big

1187
01:19:41,159 --> 01:19:46,239
One. You shit night time,
but it's second son. It's getting pretty

1188
01:19:46,279 --> 01:19:53,239
dark over here. Big rock keeps
getting bigger, in't it? It?

1189
01:19:53,439 --> 01:19:57,479
In it? But yeah, that's
all I got. Oh, who's today's

1190
01:19:57,520 --> 01:20:00,720
hitler? The guy that raped the
sixteen year old on a pool tap billiards

1191
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:05,880
as a game, John Billiard?
John Billiard is, I'm sorry it was,

1192
01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:12,119
in fact, Michael Poole. Mm
hmmm they invented together. Uh well,

1193
01:20:12,119 --> 01:20:15,359
that's all I got. So for
Dan Chester and Jake Goldman, I'm

1194
01:20:15,479 --> 01:20:19,359
Rob Fox. Patreon dot com,
slash softcore history YouTube YouTube soft core history.

1195
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:24,359
Uh what else? Five stars,
five stars? Let Dan drink,

1196
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:26,600
Let Dan drink, And you just
got sawt served