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I had a gay guy on my
podcast recently who taught me the benefits of

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doing a cold plunge with cumb instead
of water. I must say, the

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difference is incredible. I feel younger
and stronger than I've ever felt. And

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the best part is you have gallons
of delicious come to drink after you're done.

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Hey, look get me, whoa, whoa, whoa, look at

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us. It's the Stark Tank Podcast. Welcome. It's me, and it's

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it's me Chris ray Gun, It's
and it's and it's him Tom Sweeney.

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Derek is gone today. He was
uh he was on his way to the

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podcast and he was abducted. Uh
we he was. I watched him walking

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up the street up to my house
in an ice cream truck, just swerved

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up to the sidewalk. He yanked
him, didn't even stop. A really

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big long, a really long hand
crept out of the window and grabbed him

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by his hoodie actually no two hands, grabbed him by his ears, by

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by by his ear lobes because he's
got the handles in his ears. And

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then he yanked him into the into
the uh, into the ice cream truck.

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And we haven't heard from him since. We texted him. He was

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like, hey, I saw you
got abducted by an ice cream truck.

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I hope you're doing all right.
Let us know when you get back so

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we can record the show. He
never got back to us, so I

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don't know. He may be he's
gone. We've assumed he's gone. Ready,

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Yeah, I mean we'll give him
another uh, we'll give him another

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week and then uh, and then
maybe we'll call the police. I think

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at that point we'll be like,
hey, you know, maybe he might

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be this might be something that you
should probably look into. But or maybe

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not. You know, I don't
know who knows. We just split.

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Here's the thing we have. We
have a situation here at the podcast where

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we all kind of of we all
contribute like a very specific role, and

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so we each carry like like Sweeney
handles a lot of like the back end

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kind of business stuff and emails.
I kind of organized the show and write

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the show and organized questions and do
some Patreon stuff, and then Derek edits.

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So we all kind of split evenly
like everything that we get out of

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the show. But with Derek Gohn, it's just kind of I mean,

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it's kind of like a pay raise
the way that I I mean the way

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that I think about it, Like
if he died, would friend Yeah,

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But I mean it's I mean,
yeah, you know, I mean it's

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he'll be bad, He'll be fine. It's just an ice cream truck abduction.

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Like these things happen all the time. I don't even turn my I

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don't even turn to my phone when
there's an amber alert, you know,

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because I know they'll be fine.
That's crazy. I tried to silent my

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phone. Did you see that thing
where they had like, uh, this

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is a while back. To be
fair, a couple of weeks ago,

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at least a couple of months ago. I think maybe max max two months

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ago. We're like these two girls
like saw an amber alert go off,

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and then they went and tracked it
down. They actually like did it.

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They actually like found the car and
saved a kid. I was like,

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don't tell me that, I'll never
do that. Don't tell me that.

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That feels so bad. I feel
so bad right now. I know,

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doesn't it make you feel like a
worse person. I feel so bad.

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They took a minor initiative and they
saved a life. Well, to be

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fair, they took pretty extensive initiative, Like, I don't think they had

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anything else going on that is probably
that that probably plays into it in some

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way, but like it would have
to be convenient. What you're not bad

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to make me feel no, because
that means how many times could we have

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probably saved the kid's life? What
I mean, I don't want to think

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about this is not I don't want
to think about that because because really it's

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like, oh, a child's missing, you should up and at him and

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go for it. Yeah. Yeah, let's move on from yeah, you

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know you're you're right. Let's move
on from trial and dangerment. Let's talk

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about the Nickelodeon Ductum. So obviously
there was a documentary released on I think

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I think I saw it on Max, but I think it's in other places

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too. It's called Quiet on Set
The Dark Side of Kids TV. It's

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a four part mini series. I
think, I don't know if there's any

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more parts. It ends kind of
concisely, but I also like it feels

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like they released two episodes and then
they released another two like a day later,

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So it feels kind of I don't
really understand what's going on, but

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I think it's over though, and
it basically details a lot of the just

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a lot of the ship that went
down behind the scenes at Nickelodeon, as

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far as like they're live action,
like there's thankfully there's no SpongeBob Rapist or

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anything that would have been that we
know that we know of yet. And

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so I talked about like a lot
of the kids shows that like I remember

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growing up watching, Like I don't, I don't know exactly what the age

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range for this podcast is as far
as like audience goes. I don't look

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at the metrics because I don't I'm
not metrically minded. I don't care really,

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but I have to assume that there's
at least some large percentage of the

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audience that is our age, you
know, twenty eight, twenty nine,

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thirty thirty one. I have to
imagine that that's like a at least thirty

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percent of the of the audience,
if I were to estimate. So there's

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all these shows like Cousin Skeeter and
all that, and and and there's all

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these shows that we used to watch, the Amanda Show, Drake and Josh,

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and I remember watching these shows like
pretty not religiously, but like a

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lot, you know, Like I
I like sincerely really enjoyed the Amanda Show.

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I really really enjoyed Drake and Josh
especially, I'd really fall I didn't

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fall into I Carly or Victorious.
Are those like that was like I liked

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I liked Victorious and I Carl.
I enjoyed those. Those are about the

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ending of my era of like watching
that was the beginning. That was the

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beginning of the end for me where
I was like, Okay, yeah,

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I see, I see what's going
on. Ah, you know, I'm

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getting a little There was some noticeable
weird shit in Carl and Victorious stuff,

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but even I was like, I
was like that that's also true, where

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like I was watching it and I
started to feel uncomfortable that I was watching

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it like as as a young as
a older teen by the way, mind

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you, like this isn't even necessarily
like I'm not twenty five, you know,

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like I'm not like twenty five.
I'm not like I'm in my teens

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still, and I'm watching like scenes
in I Carly and I'm thinking, like

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that's scratching parts of my brain that
really should not be scratched, like kids

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TV. So I'm gonna stop watching
this. This is alarming parts of my

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brain. I was like, this
is you know what's funny too? Like

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I remember specifically like all right,
we're getting ahead of ourselves. Basically,

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this documentary goes into all sorts of
like really horrific shit that went on behind

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the scenes, some of it.
Some of it, I do feel is

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brought into the documentary and makes it
it. I don't know, Like there's

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some things where it's like there's like
adult jokes in these shows, which is

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like, yeah, that's true.
There's certain things that happen in that show

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in like I Carly and Victorias specifically
like Sam and Kat where like they have

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arian A Grande like on a bed
pouring water over her or whatever, and

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and like and it's just very and
she's like upside down on a bed and

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just like squirting water in a face. She's like I'm thirsty, and it's

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like, ah, this is I
remember at the time seeing that in the

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in the credits or something for like
one of the shows and be like,

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that's this is strange. I don't
like this. But then there are other

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examples, like on the Amanda show, like there was a character named like

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Penelope Taint and it's just like oh, well, taint just like you know

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it's and it's like, I don't
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get it, I get that it
contributes to it, but it's like there

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was all sorts of like dirty jokes
and like Animaniacs and all of our kids

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cartoons and kids cartoons too, like
do you remember that fingerprints joke from like

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Animaniacs that like yes, like there's
that stuff is I don't know, Like

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sometimes the documentary went into that territory
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I don't know if this is this
specific thing is necessarily worth getting into when

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you have literal sexual assault and pedophiles
working on the show that you could be

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delving into right now. But I
agree, I agree, But that's but

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that's what happened. But I didn't
see it, so I'm subtracted from to

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a degree. But there was there
was a point. There was a point

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in time where after like watching Nickelodeon, it felt because because even now I

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feel like they after a while they
like reduct to making it very kiddy,

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like Nickelodeon's now very kid like.
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it was like very much so like
it was edgy like I watched Victoria.

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I watched Victorious because I because I
just because of the stuff that was happening

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Victorious, you know, of course, Yeah, these are attractive girls and

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this there's there's some some some ship
going on. Yeah, I'm watching it.

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You know, I knew what I
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for funny jokes exactly. You know, like it's teacher was watching this.

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The teacher was talking right, and
he had the lotion. He squirted loch

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in the face of all the girls
there. Crazy that is. Yeah.

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So so there's look, so there's
a lot of on air innuendo like and

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on in show jokes that I think
some of them crossed the line like a

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lot, and then some of them
I think are just like, I don't

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know, like some of them,
some of them I really don't see any

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different from like the animate X jokes, And it's like, yeah, whatever,

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Like if if you're if you're an
adult and you're watching like TV with

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your with your fucking kids, there's
gotta be something there to pull you into

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so you don't go fucking misery.
I think that's why my dad loved SpongeBob

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so much, because there was like
a lot of stuff in there that was

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like not crude or lewde in that
sense necessarily, but like geared towards it

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an audience that clearly doesn't like there's
no way kids understood that scene when Squidward

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was trampled. Remember that scene where
squid words like flat on the street and

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he's talking about like nobody cares about
the fate of labor as long as they

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can get their instant gratification. I
don't know what the fuck that meant,

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you know, but I was just
laughing because like, lol, Squidward is

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flat, but it quickly gets so
much worse than just on air. And

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you know, because like Dan Schneider
like he's a piece of shit. He's

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like he's like an asshole boss.
He likes he's like mean to people's he's

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there's like a bunch of conflicting things
in the documentary because he's apparently like very

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very there for the some people and
then very very like dismissive of others.

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He's a weird figure. I'm not
exactly sure how to feel about him,

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because I I think he's fucking no
doubt creepy and weird. But there are

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people in this documentary that make him
look like a fucking saint in comparison,

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which is wild. So one of
the craziest things that I one of the

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craziest things that blew fucking my mind
about this, right, was so basically

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there were not one, but three, uh basically like child molesters on on

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the sets of like all that,
and and and and these other things,

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right, and they were working.
Obviously, it came out later that they

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didn't they didn't hire them. We
were like, oh, you're a sex

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offender, come on, let's but
it came out. It came out later,

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right, And one of them,
the guy's name is Brian Peck.

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And this dude, he's if you
remember the Amanda Show. Were all that

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he's pickle Boy from the Amanda Show. Yeah. So so I don't even

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know where to begin with this because
it is fucking crazy. So Drake Bell

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comes out in episodes three and four
of this documentary series basically to open up

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about what happened to him for the
first time ever, Like he's I've I

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know this was never known before or
like what was what happened was known,

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but nobody knew that it was Drake
Bell that was the victim of this area,

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and basically like this dude, first
of all, let me let me

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set the stage a little bit.
He has parties at his house, right,

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and he's got the he's got a
garage with like a bunch of like

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Hollywood memorbilia in it, and he's
got this painting of a clown. And

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one of the kids I can't remember
if it was Drake or if it was

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somebody else, but one of the
kids goes like, Hey, what's that.

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That's that's not like anything else in
this room. And he goes,

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oh, oh, you want to
see. So he he takes this painting

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of the clown and it's like,
I think behind it or like on top

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of it, or like something something
related to it. There there are messages

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like paper, like penpal messages between
this dude, Ryan Peck and John Wayne

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Gacy, the serial killer, and
he was just showing this to everybody.

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He like, this is not this
is not like, it's not like a

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secret. I'm not even from that. So much more insane than that is

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sign than I would have ever guessed
that to be what is going on?

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Right? No, you, I
was My mouth was a gape when I

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saw I was like are You cannot
be fucking serious that this dude was like

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communing with a serial killer and like
people knew, like it wasn't even like

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a secret, Like he was showing
this off to people as like memorabilia,

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and it's like, what the fuck
had so that that that didn not raise

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any red flags is crazy? But
so, I mean, the documentary goes

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into it a lot more in depth, obviously, but like you know,

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he he ends up driving a wedge
between Drake and his dad and basically kind

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of makes himself Drake's guardian for like
a while, and so he's like at

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his house all the time, and
there's all this like really horrific shit that

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happens in that time, and it's, uh, it's crazy. It's like

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it is one of the craziest things
ever. And there's like stuff about Amanda

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Bines in there, but Amanda Bines
doesn't speak, she's not in it.

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A lot of it is kind of
tangential or like third like you know,

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third party, yeah, just kind
of talking about like yeah, it's it's

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weird. They were really close.
I don't know if anything happened really,

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like I don't. I don't the
way that I feel about Dan Schneiders,

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Like I don't know if he's I
don't know if he's like a pedophile,

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but like I think he's really fucking
creepy, and I think he's an egomaniac.

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Is kind of the that I got
because like he he did like try

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to help Drake out of that situation. So like, I don't I don't

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really know how to how to view
this this dude outside of the fact that

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I just wouldn't want to be near
him. It's just the safest way to

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go about it. But dude,
I really you I know, I spoiled

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some of the stuff here, like
with like that John wayn Gacy should fucking

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threw me for a loop, like
like really discombobulated me. But and the

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crazy thing about this too is like
after all this happen after after he's convicted,

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by the way he's he gets sentenced
to sixteen months in jail for raping

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a fucking fifteen year old like repeatedly
crazy, Uh, he served sixteen months

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in jail and then guess guess where
he ends up working? Where he ends

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up working on the Sweet Life of
Zack and Cody. You're out of your

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your eyes after after and then like
in court hearing, there was like all

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these people who like like when he
went to go get sentenced or whatever,

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like there were all these people,
like these famous people like on his side

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of the court to like support him, while Drake Bell was just like up

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on the fucking like next to the
judge and like talking about like, you

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know, how is it why there's
so many people like all these people like

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there's a bunch of people who wrote
letters defending uh, the Brian Pack and

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all this stuff. And it's like
James Marsden is in there. He wrote

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a letter, the guy from fucking
Sonic the Hedgehog just the strangest. It's

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such a strange, fucking it's wild. So I I really do highly recommend

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watching that documentary. It's depressing and
it will probably sour a lot of your

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memories of certain TV shows. All
that has definitely kind of fucked up.

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And Josh crazy is that Drake worked
for them for so many more years after

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that too. Yeah, that makes
it so sad. He was he was

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working with them until like literally like
maybe like two thy like ten, he

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was still working with them, dude. Yeah, it's it's insane. Yeah,

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it's it's really heartbreaking, like because
he's like Drake is talking, but

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he's like kind of staring, like
he's very like it's very it's very obvious,

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I mean like traumatized. Yeah,
but like he's very much so traumatized.

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It kind of puts into perspective,
like because there was this kind of

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narrative going around. I don't know
if you guys remember like the there's like

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a Drake and Josh thing where like
Drake wasn't invited to the wedding or Josh's

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wedding, and and he was kind
of mad about it, and there was

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like a whole falling out thing that
that kind of happened. I remember this

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years ago because I remember, well, yeah, it was like it was

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like maybe like three four years ago. Yeah, and it really that was

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like a kind of a nuanced situation
because on some level, there was a

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lot of I remember thinking like,
yeah, I mean, Josh wants to

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move on, Drake is kind of
living in the past. It is there

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is some level of like I don't
know if it's necessarily pathetic, but like

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just wanting just wanting to cling on
to somebody to that felt like it just

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felt like it's just dude, move
on, Like it's like whatever, Like

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you worked on TV, it's not
that big of a deal. But like

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with the context of this and knowing
that, like like being on Drake and

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Josh uh happened after all of that, and it was kind of like if

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it was m literally yeah, no, all that ship that was going on

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with him, He's finally found a
place where like I'm not being hurt,

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I'm I'm safe here, and he
had a he had a place where he

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could go. He had like a
work relationship that was good, he had

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a you know, a set experience
that was good. He was working with

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somebody that he liked and respected.
After all that, I think like that

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recontextualizes a lot of things, like
Okay, it's still there is a clinginess

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to it that is still kind of
like probably unhealthy, but like I totally

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fucking understood. But the thing is, we don't know if Josh knew what.

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We don't know what Josh knew.
Well, that's another thing, Josh

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I don't know. Man, Josh
is fucking weird. He's he's very weird

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now and he's been with for a
while. He's been like the second he

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started doing stuff with David Doberg,
I'm ever being like mm mmmm, you're

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strange. That was that was like
my first kind of inkling that things were

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kind of off with him. But
yeah, dude, like he did this

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video like I think two days ago, so like after the documentary. I

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think it was like he was he
was lip syncing to some audio where he

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was like, if I haven't talked
to you from twenty if I haven't talked

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to you since twenty twenty three,
take the hint you're dead to me or

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whatever, and it's just like,
I don't know, it's not the best

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thing to not the best, not
the best it is for sure. S

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Yeah, now shouldn't noticed. It
should be noted that, I mean,

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Drake Bell got into trouble too.
Yeah, we did talk about that on

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the show, because he did he
I think I think the way that I

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remember that I remember it was that
like he was talking to or like he

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was in communication with somebody who was
underage. And then if I remember,

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yeah, and if I remember correctly, I think there was like a court

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case and I think when the age
was brought up, he like cut contact

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or something, but that but he
still had the conversation. So like he

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was kind of like you know,
he's like, hey, al right,

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hey, you know I did this
or whatever. Fucked up. Not good.

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But I've seen some people being like, isn't it wild how Drake Bell

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had all that stuff him and then
like he went and did it again,

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And it's just like, well,
that's tech. That's often the case often,

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but it's not no, no,
no, But like there's he was

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viciously raped for many many many,
many many many months on like constantly,

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and he there's a did there's a
pretty fucking thick distinctions, like there's a

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massive degree in separation there. I'm
not saying it's good. It's a bad

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thing that he did that, and
I'm glad that he at least, like

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you know, fucking you know what
is it, because he did his like

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time or whatever at the very least, but like he got caught, he

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got caught, and he got what
you call he got caught, and he

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what you call it. He he's
no longer repeated it, and that's that's

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good. It's sad that he did
it. Obviously, we don't condone's fact

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that he did that. That's the
man, he should he should face consequences.

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But like the there is we've gotta
we do this constantly, where like

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this reminds me, It reminds me
of the Ase's I'm sorry and and uh

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Bill Cosby thing where it's like,
listen, man, none of these things

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are good. But you cannot possibly
You cannot possibly and good if you know

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anything about how serious this kind of
thing is. Like there's you would never

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in good faith make these make these
things. Is that that people people don't

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know how because what happened is that
people say things a lot and they don't

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experience stuff. So that happens is
that when you say those words, when

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you put those words on people,
people don't. People understand this, They

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don't get it right. When those
words touch you, even if they're not

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true, it stains you. I
could have done nothing wrong. Period.

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If if those words are brought up
for you, your life is ruined.

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Your life is a ruined. Especially
with these famous people. They're like that's

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and that's the way we can bring
them down. You know, they're like

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birds flying above us, and we
can take them down if we take these

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rocks or these horrible meanings at them, We throw them in at them with

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it, you know. So it's
like it's really I guess it'sn't sorry situation.

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If I'm not mistaken, If I'm
not mistaken. What happened was he

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just had a really terrible day and
he was trying to get laid afterwards,

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right, Wasn't that what it was? He was, well, he was,

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he was. He was very inappropriate, and I think pushy or something

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like there was there was it's not
okay, but it's not you're not akling

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champion, it's not it's not.
Yeah, but it's not drugging hundreds of

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women for decades, like I don't
know, Like you remember, Chris,

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remember we were looking together and the
numbers just kept going up, and numbers

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just kept going up and going every
morning it was like four more. I

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was like, dude, I thought
it was maybe alive the first few,

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but now there's more than years I've
been alive. It's insane. And I

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was like, yeah, his count
was insane. So like, I don't

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know, I think there just needs
to be not so much nuance that you

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excuse everything that's that's happening, but
enough nuance where you can like delineate between

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like this. I mean, these
are very different things, and I think

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it's just worth bringing that up.
Like, I feel bad for Drake Bell,

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Like, sincerely, I don't think
it's cool that he did what he

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did. I hope that, you
know, he can just exist in a

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better way from here on out.
I like, I hope that this helps

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him heal or whatever. And I, uh, you know, but you

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know, you shouldn't have had conversations
with the miner either. But that that

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but that guy, that guy who's
that pedophile, who, by the way,

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is apparently I think as of maybe
not as of the dropping of the

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documentary, but as of at least
a couple of days before, was still

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working in the industry. So crazy
that guy can that guy can die like

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that guy can. That is fucking
crazy that that guy was just working there.

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Insane, insane, insane, he
made insane. I can't wait till

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a Disney one comes out, because
one of those things to come out.

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I know they've probably got so much
shit going on and they're trying that they

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hired a convicted pedophile to work out
the Sweet life of Zach. You cannot,

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at the very least for Nickelodeon,
They at least they didn't know that

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he would like at the like,
at the very lea like the slimmest bottom

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of the barrel defense that you get
is like, look, we didn't know

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that this was happening. I didn't
yet. Disney knew, and they were

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like, just keep an eye on
him. I guess he's a good pa.

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Don't leave him with Zach and Cody
with the twins. There were there

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were some things that really pissed me
off though, like in that documentary too,

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because like they were they're like,
some of these parents are fucking inept.

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These parents are fucking dude. One
of the first examples is like one

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of the like the first predator that
got caught was like some young p a

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on on I think I think all
that where he was like sending messages.

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He was like he was an emailing
the kids, and he sent this one

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girl like a like a naked photo
in email, like through an email,

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and the mom was like, well, I don't know if I should And

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the mom was like, I don't
know if I should call the police there,

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because they're going to think that I'm
a bad parent. They're gonna think

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I'm a bad parent for for letting
my for letting my daughter fall into the

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situation. It's like no, what
makes you a bad parent is having your

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kid fall in that situation and then
not calling the fucking police. You had

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evidence, you had an email of
this dude crazy. There's like, I

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don't know, I don't I don't
have I don't have kids, right,

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I don't even really like kids at
all, really fundamentally speaking. But that

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enraged me. Like when I saw
that, I was like, you,

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I cannot believe that there are people
with kids who are that fucking just like

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they do. Do you just not
care? I I was fucking speechless when

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I saw that. When she was
like, oh, you know, I

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thought they would think I was a
bad parent. I didn't want to,

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Like, I didn't wanna. I
didn't want people to think that of me.

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And he's like, well, I'm
sure that worked out because now millions

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of people fucking do Now millions of
people know you did this or that you

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didn't do anything more accurately, Like
who the fuck would fault Like, first

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of all, who the fuck would
fault a parent for calling the police on

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a on a pedophile? Those fucking
those stupid ass parents have their kids in

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the situations where they're making money off
them, right, so their kids are

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their form of money, right,
so they're like instead of instead of protecting

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their kids, which is somehow possible
people can do this. It's like I

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want to protect my money more than
my child, and that is outrageous because

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that just I don't know how this
Like we we both read and and listened

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to the whole thing with what's your
name? The girl that played Sam Pucket,

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her mother is outraged, like that
was yeah, yeah, she was

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just she was just means of money
to harress her family, and it was

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just out of this world that parents
like that exist. And I think people

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that are willing to put their children
in the show biz, I guess mathematically

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have to be more like that than
people that Yeah, you know, it

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is inherently more exploitative because there's no
way like this unless your kid like literally

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displays an interest in it at like
a young age where it's like hey,

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I want to do this. That's
not really what's happened. I can't imagine

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that's necessarily what it is what's happened
for some people, like I know Drake

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Bell wanted to do it and like
that was like, you know, him

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and his dad were like really close
and then they had like a really good

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relationship. And even it's really heartbreaking
listening to Drake Bell's dad talk about it

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because he was like he literally like
he knew that something was off about him.

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Well he yeah, well he knew
that something was off about him,

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and he was like he sounds like
he would tell people like, listen,

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Drake wants to be immense, he
wants to go his own way. He

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wants me to not be a part
of his life. I understand that,

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but don't let don't leave him alone
with this guy. And everybody was telling

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him was like, you're just being
homophobic or something like. That's what they

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would tell him. It's like he's
gay. It's just like he's not.

405
00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:26.000
You're just you're just being home home. He's like, what the fuck?

406
00:29:26.759 --> 00:29:30.519
And so it's it's really fucking sad, but like he got so hard.

407
00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:34.920
Bro, Dude, that's so hard. That is so heard. That is

408
00:29:36.319 --> 00:29:41.319
so heartbreaking that you're you're you're defending
your child and people are calling you a

409
00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:47.599
homophobe. Bro, that's crazy.
It's that would make you a homophobe.

410
00:29:47.680 --> 00:29:51.680
That would do it. If if
there's anything that would do it, it

411
00:29:51.680 --> 00:29:53.880
would be that. Yeah, I
don't know, I saw that I saw

412
00:29:53.920 --> 00:29:56.000
that that parent talking about that,
and I was just like, I I

413
00:29:56.000 --> 00:30:00.880
didn't know. It was always up
in the air for me. It's like

414
00:30:00.920 --> 00:30:04.359
whether or not, like because like
I said, like, I just I

415
00:30:04.400 --> 00:30:08.240
don't. I don't like kids like
I don't. It's not even that I

416
00:30:08.279 --> 00:30:11.319
hate them necessarily, it's just like
I don't have anything. I don't have

417
00:30:11.319 --> 00:30:14.839
anything to I don't have anything for
this, you know, I got nothing.

418
00:30:15.640 --> 00:30:17.720
Uh. I thought, like,
I don't know, would I would

419
00:30:17.720 --> 00:30:21.759
I like, would I be like
as a parent, Like, would I

420
00:30:21.799 --> 00:30:26.519
would I be an attentive parent?
I remember I've thought this and I always

421
00:30:26.559 --> 00:30:29.400
thought for a while I was like, probably not. And then I saw

422
00:30:29.440 --> 00:30:33.279
this and I was like, oh, well, I'm I'm no, I

423
00:30:33.279 --> 00:30:37.039
think I'd be all right, because
this is fucking crazy because even as somebody

424
00:30:37.079 --> 00:30:40.480
who hates kids, you can see
how obvious, like, dude, I

425
00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:45.319
don't, I don't. I fucking
cannot comprehend how you would not call the

426
00:30:45.359 --> 00:30:52.519
police in that situation, or at
the very least report the fucking guy to

427
00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:56.440
the company at the very if you're
not going to like call the police on

428
00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:59.119
it, which I think is the
most responsible thing to do just to protect

429
00:30:59.200 --> 00:31:03.039
other people at the very least go
to the fucking higher ups Nickelodeon and be

430
00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:07.039
like, Dude, this dude sent
this photo to my fucking daughter. Uh,

431
00:31:07.079 --> 00:31:12.480
he shouldn't be working here at the
very least, the very minimum.

432
00:31:14.599 --> 00:31:17.400
My heart would. My heart would. I don't. I don't have like

433
00:31:17.519 --> 00:31:21.279
I I often have the moments where
I have to sit down and think about

434
00:31:21.319 --> 00:31:22.200
what I do, whether I want
to become a parent or not. Like

435
00:31:22.240 --> 00:31:25.920
I do it pretty often when I
sit down, like all jokes, as

436
00:31:26.279 --> 00:31:29.839
I clear my mind and I'm like, am I capable of doing this?

437
00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:33.119
Am I capable of being a parent? Like cable being strong enough to be

438
00:31:33.240 --> 00:31:36.359
like because your child is going to
go through hardships, you know that is

439
00:31:36.400 --> 00:31:41.079
a part of existing, basically creating
a person. You're basically creating a suffer

440
00:31:41.119 --> 00:31:45.599
to suffer, Yeah, suffer,
you know. And I have to like

441
00:31:45.680 --> 00:31:48.119
really look in myself and be like, will be able to do things?

442
00:31:48.200 --> 00:31:49.880
Can you deal with knowing that your
kid will go to school and be made

443
00:31:49.880 --> 00:31:53.359
fun of for things that they can't
control, are things they'll understand, or

444
00:31:53.359 --> 00:31:56.160
there are people that might be able
to harm you. And it scares me

445
00:31:56.200 --> 00:32:00.839
because it feels in with such a
wild amount of anger, Like I'm ount

446
00:32:00.839 --> 00:32:02.319
of anger that I'm not, Like
I'm not an angry person at all,

447
00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:07.400
Like I'm not, but I'm not
angry, you know. And I'm like,

448
00:32:07.519 --> 00:32:08.599
I don't know if I can deal
with that, Like I don't know

449
00:32:08.599 --> 00:32:12.119
if I can deal with my kid
coming back and saying the kid's bullying them,

450
00:32:12.119 --> 00:32:13.839
you know, Like I think about
that. I'm like, I'm not

451
00:32:13.839 --> 00:32:16.160
gonna let's go beat up this kid. Let's go be to this kid.

452
00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:20.480
Yeah, imagine if a person hurts
my child, you know, like I'm

453
00:32:20.480 --> 00:32:22.400
gonna be like, I will kill
you. I have to have to.

454
00:32:22.880 --> 00:32:28.960
I have to not immediately go buy
a gun and wait outside this guy's house

455
00:32:29.039 --> 00:32:31.200
for hours till they go out to
a shopping and then hurt them. So

456
00:32:31.240 --> 00:32:36.839
I'm like, I don't It just
makes me feel insane. Yes, waiting

457
00:32:36.880 --> 00:32:38.880
across the street behind a car for
hours, they get out the side and

458
00:32:39.519 --> 00:32:43.839
I just let them have it.
It's insane, dude. And then imagine

459
00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:47.839
trying to do that and being called
a villain for doing that. That's where

460
00:32:47.880 --> 00:32:52.640
it's even more wild. You're villainized
for wanting to protect your children. It's

461
00:32:53.440 --> 00:32:55.920
this world is insane. Dude,
And I am not a person that he

462
00:32:57.039 --> 00:32:59.640
just said it all the time.
But it's really we live in such a

463
00:32:59.680 --> 00:33:02.720
wild version of reality that it's just
like I need a breather every now and

464
00:33:02.759 --> 00:33:09.119
then because it's just yeah, madness. Yeah it really it really is.

465
00:33:12.279 --> 00:33:16.200
It really is crazy. Like I
don't know, like I get uh,

466
00:33:16.359 --> 00:33:21.839
you know, like I mean,
like I said, like a lot of

467
00:33:21.839 --> 00:33:30.039
these shows did like they were geared
towards you know, Victorious especially is is

468
00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:35.039
is very like for for a kids
show, it's it's pretty adult oriented,

469
00:33:35.079 --> 00:33:37.240
you know, Like even Drake and
Josh was in some ways adult oriented.

470
00:33:37.240 --> 00:33:40.160
Like I remember seeing I remember see
stuff on Drake and Josh where I was

471
00:33:40.200 --> 00:33:45.599
like, Drake is just making out
with these women with no and it's it's

472
00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:49.160
just like this is a kidchen.
I don't understand what's going on. But

473
00:33:50.559 --> 00:33:53.640
I don't even think that's like that's
not even the problem. The problem is

474
00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:57.759
it's just like, how do you
have that many how do you have a

475
00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:07.519
way how do you have a set
full of adults watching people squirt lotion in

476
00:34:07.559 --> 00:34:16.079
the faces of uh teenage girls and
no one strange, no one kind of

477
00:34:16.280 --> 00:34:21.920
was like, look, I don't
like that adult jokes, fine, like

478
00:34:21.960 --> 00:34:25.719
there's nothing wrong with an adult joke
snuck into kids TV. But like,

479
00:34:27.840 --> 00:34:32.119
this isn't even subtle there. There's
like there's not even any there's no room

480
00:34:32.159 --> 00:34:37.760
for interpretation here. This is just
straight up what it is, and everybody

481
00:34:37.920 --> 00:34:42.039
knows it, because how could you
not. I don't think, like my

482
00:34:42.119 --> 00:34:44.880
brain's tainted. I think it's just
obviously like I mean, dude, like

483
00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:51.039
I don't know, it's I don't
know, it's a wild fucking experience.

484
00:34:51.559 --> 00:34:54.159
Watching that documentary, no one says
anything about it. I would have been

485
00:34:54.199 --> 00:35:00.880
like, this is insane. Anyone
I was laughing was laughing really hard though,

486
00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:02.960
because cousin Skeeter came up. I
don't I don't remember how. It

487
00:35:04.000 --> 00:35:06.400
was like a very loose, tangential
kind of thing. I think I think

488
00:35:06.400 --> 00:35:09.280
you're like the I think the pedophile
also might have worked there, but there

489
00:35:09.320 --> 00:35:13.440
was no stories from cousin Skeeter.
I think he was probably just like you.

490
00:35:13.639 --> 00:35:15.920
He just wasn't interested in the black
kids, and so there's so no

491
00:35:15.960 --> 00:35:19.880
one no one had anything to say. Yeah, right. Sometimes see,

492
00:35:19.920 --> 00:35:24.239
sometimes racism comes in handy. Sometimes
it's a shield bro. Sometimes it's a

493
00:35:24.280 --> 00:35:29.480
garb man because I gotta say,
like like pretty much everybody, all the

494
00:35:29.599 --> 00:35:32.480
all the all the victims in this
in this scenario, they were they they

495
00:35:32.519 --> 00:35:40.519
did happen to be the the palest
motherfuckers, like sorry, it's sorry,

496
00:35:42.760 --> 00:35:45.079
it's it's sorry. But to the
point where they like they did kind of

497
00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:52.880
they did kind of go into like
certain other I don't know, it's it's

498
00:35:52.920 --> 00:35:54.920
somewhat unfocused because there's some parts of
documentary where I feel like I don't know

499
00:35:54.960 --> 00:36:00.760
if this is like I don't know
if this part is necessarily like I don't

500
00:36:00.800 --> 00:36:04.440
know, there are certain parts of
it them I'm like, I guess this

501
00:36:04.559 --> 00:36:08.719
is important to paint a larger picture, but like you know what it is.

502
00:36:09.280 --> 00:36:17.119
It's like it's like the Halo Show, where like the world is ending,

503
00:36:19.119 --> 00:36:22.960
but also there's like a political squabble
on this planet, and it's like

504
00:36:24.599 --> 00:36:29.119
that's not the point. I understand
that there's a political squabble, but like

505
00:36:29.159 --> 00:36:36.440
there's kind of like rampant pedophiles running
running around. Like there's one part where

506
00:36:36.480 --> 00:36:44.159
there's like two female writers share shared
a salary. Uh, they basically have

507
00:36:44.199 --> 00:36:46.239
two writers for the price of one. But like that's not like I don't

508
00:36:46.280 --> 00:36:50.519
know I don't know if you know
any writers, but like that's not necessarily

509
00:36:50.519 --> 00:36:52.559
like the most uncommon, like you
especially if like I know, for like

510
00:36:52.800 --> 00:36:55.360
I know some writers who like their
first time in the industry, Like if

511
00:36:55.400 --> 00:37:00.320
it's like their first go, like
they will sometimes share a like it's not

512
00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:04.400
cool, it's not good, but
like they'll share a salary with another first

513
00:37:04.400 --> 00:37:07.239
time rider for the price of one
as a way to like that's insane,

514
00:37:07.000 --> 00:37:13.840
but it is. It is insane. It is crazy, but like there's

515
00:37:13.840 --> 00:37:17.519
a pedophile running around. So like
I don't I, with all due respect,

516
00:37:17.639 --> 00:37:21.280
I don't care that you're not really
making as much money as you wanted

517
00:37:21.280 --> 00:37:24.199
to make. With all due respect, I wouldn't say I don't care,

518
00:37:24.239 --> 00:37:29.679
but I was like, hey,
look, we'll get to you after right

519
00:37:29.719 --> 00:37:34.400
after this, not we don't care, like I like, right right after

520
00:37:34.480 --> 00:37:37.079
the bigger problem, you know,
like you know, like your first problem

521
00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:40.840
is get out the cave. Then
you worry about getting sun eat. You

522
00:37:40.920 --> 00:37:45.800
know that is there, that is, as soon as we get out this

523
00:37:45.920 --> 00:37:49.559
cave, I got you. But
right now, let's get out this cave.

524
00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:52.760
You know, then we'll worry about
exactly that stuff. That's what you

525
00:37:52.760 --> 00:37:55.239
got to say it. Don't say
I can don't care, because that makes

526
00:37:55.239 --> 00:37:59.000
it seem so much worse. Well, you know what I mean though,

527
00:37:59.000 --> 00:38:01.800
Like in comparison, the level of
severity here is just like I mean,

528
00:38:01.920 --> 00:38:07.679
dude, we gotta we got to
allocate some resources here. And I feel

529
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:10.840
like I remember, like there's points
where the documentary was dragging a little bit

530
00:38:10.840 --> 00:38:15.280
and because they were focusing on this, all this sudden like I really hope

531
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:20.840
this isn't it, because this is
not this, this is not it's not

532
00:38:21.039 --> 00:38:25.079
good. But it's not even a
fraction is It just doesn't even come close

533
00:38:25.679 --> 00:38:29.679
to even some of the stuff that
I've seen in like YouTube videos about Nickelodeon,

534
00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:34.280
Like oh, they shared they hire
writers at a split salary. It's

535
00:38:34.320 --> 00:38:38.400
like, okay, it's been crazy
that they could do that. Whether you

536
00:38:38.440 --> 00:38:43.159
can do that is insane. Yeah, I mean, so you experience being

537
00:38:43.159 --> 00:38:45.639
a creator in the world is insane. They try to fuck you every way

538
00:38:45.639 --> 00:38:50.480
you can. Yet that it has
never got paid for pieces they did,

539
00:38:50.920 --> 00:38:53.079
It's never got paid for them.
Oh yeah, I know, And I

540
00:38:53.119 --> 00:38:57.559
don't like it. I don't like
this piece after that, I know,

541
00:38:57.880 --> 00:39:00.320
I know, I know at least
one writer who did that who shared their

542
00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:05.480
salary. I know at least one
same, so it wasn't that. And

543
00:39:05.519 --> 00:39:07.280
he was a guy too, so
it wasn't like I don't think it's necessary.

544
00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:09.400
They were kind of framing it as
like a gender discrimination thing. I

545
00:39:09.400 --> 00:39:12.760
don't know. I mean, it
could be like in that case, it

546
00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:15.840
might be, but I also know
that that is like a that is a

547
00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:24.440
practice that has happened. Oh yeah, yeah for sure. But then it

548
00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:28.360
goes from that, It goes from
that, and then and then it cuts

549
00:39:28.360 --> 00:39:32.679
from that to like Brian pet letters
from John Wayne Gacy. So he got

550
00:39:32.760 --> 00:39:36.239
letters from John Wayne Gacy and everybody
knew about it. No one said anything.

551
00:39:36.280 --> 00:39:40.079
It's like what, okay, all
right? One of them. That

552
00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:45.639
is such an alarming red flag.
That is such a powerful that's like the

553
00:39:45.639 --> 00:39:49.360
moment where Spider Mass Spider sense goes
off and he's like, ah, this

554
00:39:49.440 --> 00:39:53.679
is something wrong with this versus that
is a that is a crimson tarp,

555
00:39:55.280 --> 00:39:59.559
that that is that is beyond a
red flag. Really like that, that

556
00:39:59.719 --> 00:40:06.199
is that is so not that's fire. That's when I'm laughing because I'm I'm

557
00:40:06.239 --> 00:40:08.199
nervous like this, I'm not laughing. I think it's funny at all,

558
00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:14.800
I'm laughing because I'm obnerved. That's
you just started the tutorial and your screen

559
00:40:14.840 --> 00:40:19.519
is getting redder and redder before you
before you've even seen anything. It's like,

560
00:40:19.880 --> 00:40:22.800
whoa huh, john Wayne? Why
is John Wayne Gacy connected to this

561
00:40:23.440 --> 00:40:30.320
at all? When you said,
I was like, what, Yeah,

562
00:40:29.599 --> 00:40:37.599
it flummes me man Like I lie
down on the ground and stared because I

563
00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:44.000
was just like, you've got to
be joking. But anyway, quite on

564
00:40:44.039 --> 00:40:46.159
set, it's crazy. I highly
recommend people watch it. We've talked a

565
00:40:46.199 --> 00:40:50.039
lot about what they go into here, but there's there's so much more that

566
00:40:50.400 --> 00:40:53.840
I didn't get into, and and
it it loses a lot of the heft

567
00:40:53.880 --> 00:40:58.119
when I'm just talking about it.
You really have to see it to really

568
00:40:58.199 --> 00:41:00.679
get the full brunt of like what
all this is. And I do think

569
00:41:00.679 --> 00:41:06.320
it deserves to be seen. I
think Nickelodeon has a lot to answer for.

570
00:41:06.599 --> 00:41:09.159
We were talking, we were talking
a little bit before about whether or

571
00:41:09.159 --> 00:41:12.599
not we feel like this is like
the end of Nickelodeon. I don't think

572
00:41:12.599 --> 00:41:17.400
so. I think we're living in
like a post Trump world where you can

573
00:41:17.440 --> 00:41:21.119
kind of say anything and get away
with anything as long as you just continue

574
00:41:21.159 --> 00:41:25.639
to not care. So like,
I just I don't really see this being

575
00:41:25.679 --> 00:41:30.920
like a long term that I think
a lot of their stars might exodus,

576
00:41:31.119 --> 00:41:35.280
but I I or like might leave. But I do think like there's a

577
00:41:35.360 --> 00:41:37.480
level of like on the animation side. I'm sure the animation side of Nickelodeon's

578
00:41:37.519 --> 00:41:42.960
like, well, we don't have
anything to do with this, so the

579
00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:45.280
like they had to be fair.
The animation side of Nickelodeon has had its

580
00:41:45.280 --> 00:41:49.400
own fair share fair share of controversy
too, like they had John K the

581
00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:52.960
creator vend and Simpy was was fucking
crazy, but that was a while ago.

582
00:41:53.079 --> 00:41:57.719
That's a long long time ago.
Everything you hear about Nickelodeon from the

583
00:41:57.719 --> 00:42:01.719
animation side post John K is pretty
positive, Like Stephen Hillenburg was was by

584
00:42:01.760 --> 00:42:07.880
all accounts like a great person,
and Jordan Vazquez was like a fucking Jordan

585
00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:10.840
Vasquez is a freak, but he's
like not like an evil dude. Uh

586
00:42:10.880 --> 00:42:15.519
So, like, yeah, I
don't know, I don't know what happens

587
00:42:15.559 --> 00:42:17.760
from here on out, but like
I'm really fucking fascinated about what's going to

588
00:42:17.760 --> 00:42:22.519
happen with all these like reboots and
stuff, because I know I want a

589
00:42:22.599 --> 00:42:27.000
Disney one too, like because you
know this, dude, they've been doing

590
00:42:27.119 --> 00:42:31.119
live action stuff for way longer.
I feel like right about this about the

591
00:42:31.159 --> 00:42:36.360
same time. Why do I feel
like they probably the Disney it's the Disney

592
00:42:36.440 --> 00:42:39.400
Channel original movie thing that has me
kind of because I remember those earlier than

593
00:42:39.840 --> 00:42:46.280
than live action NICK shows. But
I could be wrong. Man, Demand

594
00:42:46.280 --> 00:42:53.000
Demand, Demand demanded. I really
hope she's okay. She's somebody that I

595
00:42:53.800 --> 00:43:01.000
And it's weird to me that Ariana
Grande has said it, like like I

596
00:43:01.320 --> 00:43:07.559
don't know. Part of me wonders
actually, like because Sam's like, what

597
00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:09.679
is it Janet mccurty talks about.
Man, I would really love to get

598
00:43:09.760 --> 00:43:15.039
Janet McCarty on the show, not
not just for like the joke reasons where

599
00:43:15.039 --> 00:43:16.480
like like we've talked in the past
about like having crushes on or whatever,

600
00:43:16.519 --> 00:43:22.159
Like I mean like genuinely like I
would love to interview this person because she

601
00:43:22.239 --> 00:43:25.920
talks about having been offered basically hush
money from Nickelodeon. She she talks about

602
00:43:25.920 --> 00:43:30.800
being offered three hundred thousand dollars if
she was to you know, move on

603
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:35.079
and not say anything bad about the
creator who everybody's kind of assumed is Dan

604
00:43:35.119 --> 00:43:38.599
Schneider or talk about her experiences on
the show. So part of me does

605
00:43:38.679 --> 00:43:44.559
wonder man like Ariana Grande is like
one of the biggest pop stars in the

606
00:43:44.559 --> 00:43:51.280
world hasn't said anything. It is
a question like she I feel like because

607
00:43:51.320 --> 00:43:55.119
you could, because you can very
likely could not say that she hasn't been

608
00:43:57.159 --> 00:44:00.639
could just work there and then left. God did George got it right?

609
00:44:01.159 --> 00:44:05.239
But there's so much I think about
this, so much, so low.

610
00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:10.960
There's so many videos of Ariana Grande, specifically doing strange fetish shit like sucking

611
00:44:12.000 --> 00:44:17.159
on her own toes and like squirting
water over herself and fucking like squeezing.

612
00:44:19.400 --> 00:44:23.519
It's it would be impossible for me
to believe that Ariana Grande doesn't look back

613
00:44:23.559 --> 00:44:30.920
at that with some understanding that that
wasn't okay. Uh And it's technically an

614
00:44:30.920 --> 00:44:35.599
adult already by then. I mean, no, I don't think so.

615
00:44:35.639 --> 00:44:38.719
I think they were all like maybe
sixteen, seventeen, maybe max, because

616
00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:40.800
by the time it came out,
I'm pretty sure they were all my age,

617
00:44:40.840 --> 00:44:45.400
and I was about I was about
like fifteen when I was like sixteen.

618
00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:51.639
I think she's thirty years old now, she's our age. She's my

619
00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:53.119
age. Oh god, yeah,
no, no, no, no,

620
00:44:53.239 --> 00:45:00.519
there's no way victorious, way in
hell when was victorious twenty eleven or twenty

621
00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:13.360
ten? Victorious first episode episode date
twenty ten, So that's absolutely not Yeah,

622
00:45:13.800 --> 00:45:20.360
yeah, so I'm in I'm that's
that's me. That's my junior year

623
00:45:21.239 --> 00:45:23.880
in high school at oldest. No, it's my senior year. It's my

624
00:45:23.920 --> 00:45:30.239
senior year at old as. She
was sixteen seventeen. Yeah, no,

625
00:45:30.400 --> 00:45:36.280
I mean she could she she could
be eight eighteen, but still that's still

626
00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:38.679
kinda Look, it's not that you're
not an adult, right, It's not

627
00:45:38.719 --> 00:45:42.840
that you can't like, it's not
that like I get it, but like,

628
00:45:45.440 --> 00:45:47.119
it's just weird to me that she
hasn't said anything, and it kind

629
00:45:47.159 --> 00:45:50.719
of begs the question to me where
it's like if Jane mcurty was offered hush

630
00:45:50.760 --> 00:45:52.719
money, Ariana Grande was certainly offered
hush money, and so to me,

631
00:45:54.280 --> 00:45:59.840
it's it's weird. It's weird that
she she she ends up becoming like this

632
00:46:00.079 --> 00:46:04.800
massive pop star and then just says
nothing about any of this when it's like

633
00:46:05.079 --> 00:46:12.239
obviously the talk of the town and
it is obviously I don't know, man,

634
00:46:12.360 --> 00:46:15.599
it's it's bizarre. It's bizarre as
fuck. I think there's something up

635
00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:22.480
there personally, but that's entire that's
all speculation on my behalf. I can't

636
00:46:22.519 --> 00:46:25.039
prove any of that shit. I
would I would never even necessarily claim that

637
00:46:25.119 --> 00:46:30.880
it's true. But it feels like
a very plausible It's the it's Ockham's razor

638
00:46:30.880 --> 00:46:34.039
to me, you know what I
mean, It's the simplest explanation because like,

639
00:46:34.119 --> 00:46:37.079
because if I'm like one of the
most famous pop stars in the world,

640
00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:42.039
I'm not worried about Like I'm not
worried about like what the fuck I'm

641
00:46:42.039 --> 00:46:45.360
gonna say about like some old show
that I used to work on that like

642
00:46:45.400 --> 00:46:47.519
I might owe some level of like
loyalty too, But like at the end

643
00:46:47.519 --> 00:46:51.000
of the day, if it's pedophiles
and shit working on and it's like fucking

644
00:46:51.039 --> 00:46:53.039
abuse and all this stuff, like
why would I not like what what would

645
00:46:53.039 --> 00:47:00.360
really prevent me from saying anything I
fucking wanted to? And by the way,

646
00:47:00.400 --> 00:47:05.000
what would prevent me from saying anything
that I wanted to and being praised

647
00:47:05.039 --> 00:47:08.920
for it? Like no one would
be like fuck Ariana Grande for like talking

648
00:47:08.920 --> 00:47:13.639
about how shitty Dan Schneider is or
like how shitty the experience was working on

649
00:47:13.920 --> 00:47:19.039
Nickelodeon in response to all of this
crazy shit, Like there's no social cost

650
00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:22.400
to it at all, there's in
fact only a social there's in fact only

651
00:47:22.440 --> 00:47:25.559
a social benefit to it, which
is like a shitty way to think about

652
00:47:25.599 --> 00:47:29.559
it, but like truthfully, like
I mean, there's no reason why you

653
00:47:29.599 --> 00:47:34.760
wouldn't say anything about it unless,
in my opinion, you got you either

654
00:47:34.800 --> 00:47:37.880
signed a contract that was very very
legally binding, or you accepted hush money

655
00:47:38.239 --> 00:47:44.639
that has certain stipulations applied to it
and that might be conspiratory. Or you

656
00:47:44.679 --> 00:47:50.440
could be trying to leave that part
of your life behind. Yeah maybe that,

657
00:47:50.559 --> 00:47:54.119
I mean, that's that's also valid
to but like I don't know,

658
00:47:54.199 --> 00:47:59.280
even just a vague like you don't
even I don't even think you have to

659
00:47:59.360 --> 00:48:05.760
say anything about at it, But
you could just do like the the standard

660
00:48:05.960 --> 00:48:13.960
kinda address it without addressing it,
like even if she just tweeted, even

661
00:48:14.000 --> 00:48:20.880
if she just tweeted like not surprised
with no context, I just something.

662
00:48:21.000 --> 00:48:23.920
I think it's just simply like either
she took some sort of money or she

663
00:48:24.000 --> 00:48:30.480
wants nothing to do with it.
A for thinking that it's it's plausible that

664
00:48:30.519 --> 00:48:37.000
she took money. I think it's
true, but it's it feels money.

665
00:48:37.000 --> 00:48:39.519
They very like these uttered her money
as well because they were on the same

666
00:48:39.519 --> 00:48:43.559
show together, you know, yeah, and she was like the bigger star.

667
00:48:45.719 --> 00:48:47.599
So like there's no I don't know, like it doesn't it doesn't attract

668
00:48:47.599 --> 00:48:50.920
to me, like logically, like
it makes no sense for for that not

669
00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:53.840
to be at least on the table. Maybe I hope that's not the case.

670
00:48:54.800 --> 00:48:58.480
Yeah, experiencing that, I hope
she hoped she made it through that

671
00:48:58.480 --> 00:49:01.920
that fire Scott Free without any sort
of bruises or anything. But at the

672
00:49:01.920 --> 00:49:06.119
same time, reel is real and
where she was working, she gotta be

673
00:49:06.159 --> 00:49:07.280
you gotta tell the truth, man, Like, hey, very likely she

674
00:49:07.280 --> 00:49:12.400
could have ran into some really unsavory
ship while she was there, and it

675
00:49:12.719 --> 00:49:17.840
sucks because no one deserves some wild
shit like that at all. Yeah.

676
00:49:17.920 --> 00:49:23.519
Anyway, that's uh, that's quite
on set, not particularly funny, but

677
00:49:24.400 --> 00:49:30.239
wild. And I don't think that
there was really I couldn't think of anything

678
00:49:30.239 --> 00:49:34.880
else to talk about really, like, there's there's nothing really happening that is

679
00:49:34.920 --> 00:49:37.880
that had to be spoken about considering
everything that went on that you have to.

680
00:49:37.199 --> 00:49:39.719
You gotta bring that shit up,
you know. Yeah, And it's

681
00:49:39.760 --> 00:49:43.360
still kind of ongoing. I know. Dan Steiner gave like some interview with

682
00:49:44.920 --> 00:49:50.960
He gave like a twenty minute interview
with the with uh what's his face?

683
00:49:52.119 --> 00:49:55.159
Oh my god? The guy the
guy on I Carly who had the donuts

684
00:49:55.159 --> 00:50:02.760
on the stick a lots of Is
that him? I don't know Lotso and

685
00:50:02.880 --> 00:50:07.920
Flotso, there's no way that's his
name. I forgot his name name he

686
00:50:08.079 --> 00:50:14.079
it was the black guy. Yeah, his name is Lotso something like that.

687
00:50:14.119 --> 00:50:17.079
I think of Teddy Bear from what
you call I might be wrong Toy

688
00:50:17.199 --> 00:50:22.960
story. Yeah, I yeah,
I don't. I don't know this guy's

689
00:50:22.039 --> 00:50:28.719
name. But he gave an interview
in response to it, basically, and

690
00:50:28.760 --> 00:50:31.119
I watched all of it. I
watched all twenty minutes because I was really

691
00:50:31.119 --> 00:50:37.039
curious as to what he would have
to say about it. And he said,

692
00:50:37.119 --> 00:50:38.280
I really like I said, like
I was watching it, I was

693
00:50:38.320 --> 00:50:42.840
like, I really don't know what
to make of this guy. I really

694
00:50:42.840 --> 00:50:45.960
don't know what to make of this
guy at all. Is all wrong.

695
00:50:45.880 --> 00:50:52.679
His aura is all wrong. Yeah, I don't know, he looks like

696
00:50:52.079 --> 00:50:59.239
it's I like it. He looks
like a hut. Yeah, yeah,

697
00:50:59.360 --> 00:51:02.400
I don't know that's a week because
on one, on one hand, it

698
00:51:02.480 --> 00:51:07.760
must really suck. Like let's say, for example, like let's imagine,

699
00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:13.039
let's say for the sake of argument, very little of what people have to

700
00:51:13.039 --> 00:51:16.280
say about Dan Schneider is true because
that has happened, you know what I

701
00:51:16.360 --> 00:51:21.639
mean, Like that has happened before, Like people have like lied x like

702
00:51:21.760 --> 00:51:25.760
exponentially about like celebrities and famous figures
like that has happened. So part of

703
00:51:25.760 --> 00:51:29.800
me is looking at us just like
man, like, imagine you are Dan

704
00:51:29.840 --> 00:51:32.880
Schneider and you genuinely this let me
give you no let me give you another

705
00:51:32.880 --> 00:51:37.480
examptly no example. Yeah, there's
no way someone can lie about something like

706
00:51:37.519 --> 00:51:42.360
that involving me and they could have
any strength behind it. Well, no,

707
00:51:42.400 --> 00:51:45.280
you're you're totally right. I guess
the thing that is the thing that,

708
00:51:47.599 --> 00:51:52.400
yeah, you know, where there's
smoke, where there's where there's smoke,

709
00:51:52.440 --> 00:51:54.000
there's fire, there's often fire,
you know, one hundred percent,

710
00:51:55.360 --> 00:52:00.119
hundred percent. But I come at
this from the perspective of having been like,

711
00:52:00.119 --> 00:52:02.119
like, dude, I've had people
call me a literal nazi for years,

712
00:52:02.199 --> 00:52:06.079
and people believe that unquestioningly, and
there's like really nothing I can do

713
00:52:06.119 --> 00:52:08.440
to convince people otherwise I don't really
care to do that because like you know,

714
00:52:08.480 --> 00:52:12.679
it doesn't really matter to me,
but like I've seen it, and

715
00:52:12.760 --> 00:52:15.440
so to me, it's like what
really fucks me up about it is Drake

716
00:52:15.519 --> 00:52:21.320
Bell, because Drake Bell talks like
he was like really like the biggest victim

717
00:52:21.320 --> 00:52:25.519
in all this or like at least
until we know anything about Amanda, and

718
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:34.199
from his account, after talking about
all this stuff, he really talks about

719
00:52:34.199 --> 00:52:39.360
how Dan was there to like help
him, and so that kind of fucks

720
00:52:39.360 --> 00:52:43.800
me up a little bit where it's
like, man, that sucks. So

721
00:52:43.880 --> 00:52:46.639
for my my read on Dan Schneider
is that, like in two different places

722
00:52:46.639 --> 00:52:50.639
involving him right now, you're like, yes, guy's sketching me out.

723
00:52:50.880 --> 00:52:53.079
But also at the same time,
he's been a herold to so many people,

724
00:52:53.719 --> 00:52:57.360
but this guy sketches him. He's
he's been a villain to people.

725
00:52:57.360 --> 00:53:00.000
He's been a villain to people too, So like I guess, for me,

726
00:53:00.280 --> 00:53:05.039
my read on Dan Schneider is like
I would never trust you, and

727
00:53:05.119 --> 00:53:08.239
I would never I don't know,
I would never. I would never want

728
00:53:08.280 --> 00:53:15.360
to hang around Dan Schneider. But
yea, yeah, that's a very it's

729
00:53:15.360 --> 00:53:17.280
a very safe thing. But at
the same time it's hard not to It's

730
00:53:17.320 --> 00:53:22.320
it's hard to watch Drake Bell talk
about all this and not feel like somewhat

731
00:53:22.599 --> 00:53:27.400
appreciative that he had somebody there to
go to bad for him in that fucking

732
00:53:27.400 --> 00:53:30.360
situation. So, like, I
don't know, humanity is a tapestry of

733
00:53:30.400 --> 00:53:35.679
complexity. I get it. There's
very few people who are pure evil and

734
00:53:36.039 --> 00:53:42.480
pure pure good fair. But like, generally speaking, Dan Schneider should probably

735
00:53:42.519 --> 00:53:49.760
never work in TV again because ultimately
a lot of this like go live your

736
00:53:49.800 --> 00:53:52.360
life, go fucking I don't know
what, I don't know what it is.

737
00:53:52.760 --> 00:53:54.559
He's made a ton of money.
I don't know what the hell he's

738
00:53:54.559 --> 00:53:59.960
doing now, Like just chill,
retire, fucking exist, but never work

739
00:54:00.039 --> 00:54:02.639
Good Kids TV again because, like
you, he's made a bunch of money

740
00:54:02.679 --> 00:54:06.079
by now, right, there's a
lot he mustn't he must have made he

741
00:54:06.159 --> 00:54:07.800
must have made a lot of money. He must have made a lot of

742
00:54:07.800 --> 00:54:13.800
money. Right, a nap,
We'll take a nap. You made a

743
00:54:13.800 --> 00:54:16.840
bunch. Yeah, Ultimately, like
he just should never be rent like the

744
00:54:16.960 --> 00:54:22.320
environment that he fostered. There was
so fucking crazy. The fact that I'll

745
00:54:22.320 --> 00:54:24.280
put it this way, the fact
that somebody, the fact that most people

746
00:54:24.360 --> 00:54:28.920
understood that this guy had a fucking
signed letters from John Wayne Gacy and no

747
00:54:28.960 --> 00:54:31.920
one said anything about it or that
didn't like raise like red flags or concerns.

748
00:54:31.920 --> 00:54:36.159
Oh, that's that's not Snyder.
Snyder. No, No, no

749
00:54:36.360 --> 00:54:39.000
fact that I should clarify. I
should clarify. Brian Peck is the guy

750
00:54:39.000 --> 00:54:44.039
who had the letters, but he
was working under Dan Schneider and like this

751
00:54:44.079 --> 00:54:49.559
couldn't have been like, dude,
I am adjacent to the entertainment business.

752
00:54:49.679 --> 00:54:52.760
Okay, like we know we we
both know people who are in this space.

753
00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:59.800
No shot that in a pre pre
social media world, a story like

754
00:54:59.840 --> 00:55:05.840
that doesn't come up, Like there's
no shot shot did you hear? There's

755
00:55:05.920 --> 00:55:09.119
no shot that you don't go to
like a party at somebody's housing, Like,

756
00:55:09.199 --> 00:55:13.480
yeah, I got these letters from
John Wayne Gaycy and that doesn't make

757
00:55:13.559 --> 00:55:20.440
its way back to the entire staff
on some level. No shot. When

758
00:55:20.440 --> 00:55:24.159
you're not distracted by Twitter and like
fucking all this other ship, that's all

759
00:55:24.239 --> 00:55:28.559
that happened that you happen, Probably
you have to tell somebody about that ship

760
00:55:28.599 --> 00:55:30.400
that we don't have to tell you
about it. Like, guys, yeah,

761
00:55:30.440 --> 00:55:32.800
do you hear about this guy?
He's got like this letters from John

762
00:55:32.800 --> 00:55:38.360
Wayne Gaycy and he showed them to
everybody. Isn't that weird? Did seething

763
00:55:38.400 --> 00:55:43.320
like that? I don't know,
that's mad? You know what I I

764
00:55:43.360 --> 00:55:46.239
you know what I equate it to. I I equate Dan Schneider's evil less

765
00:55:46.400 --> 00:55:51.920
in an active capacity, but more
like more like in the way that it's

766
00:55:51.960 --> 00:55:57.239
it's evil to neglect a child,
you know what I mean, like to

767
00:55:57.239 --> 00:55:59.840
to like, you have a you
have a kid. You don't have to

768
00:55:59.840 --> 00:56:04.400
beat him, you don't have to
like verbally abuse him, but you can

769
00:56:04.480 --> 00:56:07.719
neglect. You can neglect a person
to the point where it's abuse. And

770
00:56:07.760 --> 00:56:10.639
I think that's kind of that is
the that is the kind of evil that

771
00:56:10.639 --> 00:56:15.639
I think Dan Schneider is. Ultimately
he's been. He's a neglected evil.

772
00:56:15.360 --> 00:56:20.480
He's he's a neglective evil where like
he's like and also to be fair,

773
00:56:20.519 --> 00:56:23.559
like there's no evidence that he's a
pedophile, but like, uh, he

774
00:56:24.079 --> 00:56:28.800
just he walks in a room,
in the room's energy changes, you know,

775
00:56:29.599 --> 00:56:32.400
I feel, yeah, I know, I don't know there's room videos,

776
00:56:32.519 --> 00:56:37.639
there's videos of him, you know, playing around with they don't they're

777
00:56:37.679 --> 00:56:43.239
not the most video and they're not
the same. I wouldn't make those videos

778
00:56:43.320 --> 00:56:46.559
personally, so like I don't really
understand the mindset of someone who would.

779
00:56:46.639 --> 00:56:52.400
But like, regardless, you are
so you are so oscar for grouching this

780
00:56:52.559 --> 00:56:57.840
right now. Bro, you are
so lightly skimming this. It's insane,

781
00:56:58.159 --> 00:57:05.239
Like I wouldn't do that. I
mean just generally and generally empathy is kind

782
00:57:05.239 --> 00:57:12.960
of dangerous. I'm trying. I'm
trying to make sure that i'm I'm I'm

783
00:57:13.039 --> 00:57:15.760
what is it aiming my empathy in
the right ways? You know what I

784
00:57:15.800 --> 00:57:21.000
mean? I really hope that there's
nothing further going on. In suition,

785
00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:24.280
I hope this is something else.
I hope for everybody's sake, this is

786
00:57:24.280 --> 00:57:28.559
it. We know that it isn't
it, though, because we know that

787
00:57:28.719 --> 00:57:36.320
Amanda Bynes, dude, Amanda Bindes
could blow the ship all open then and

788
00:57:36.320 --> 00:57:38.199
and the problem she's went through it
is her life. Oh god, that's

789
00:57:38.239 --> 00:57:44.719
that'll that'll be nuclear. I want
to get Linda hands too, dude.

790
00:57:45.280 --> 00:57:50.199
I want Disney so Disney's would be
so juicy, it would be so they'd

791
00:57:50.199 --> 00:57:52.960
probably kill the person before they like, I feel like Disney would have them

792
00:57:52.000 --> 00:57:57.920
shot and killed like that guy.
Huh do you hear about the bowing guy?

793
00:57:58.880 --> 00:58:04.440
Which one the boeing was born?
Like I got put to sleep.

794
00:58:06.400 --> 00:58:08.119
He told his wife. He told
his wife like listen, listen, they're

795
00:58:08.159 --> 00:58:12.320
probably gonna say that I killed myself. I did not do not believe that

796
00:58:12.320 --> 00:58:15.920
shit. And then he and then
he killed himself and it's just like,

797
00:58:15.119 --> 00:58:24.000
whoa, Okay, I'm probably gonna
say I killed myself. I absolutely did

798
00:58:24.039 --> 00:58:28.880
not. I'm too scared to do
that. Yeah, so I don't know

799
00:58:29.280 --> 00:58:34.360
everybody watched Quiet on set. Uh
fuck Dan Schneider. Ultimately, at the

800
00:58:34.440 --> 00:58:37.719
end of the day, I'm trying
to I'm trying to be like as empathetic

801
00:58:37.760 --> 00:58:39.000
of a human being as possible,
but I can't. I can't get myself

802
00:58:39.039 --> 00:58:43.039
to not say fuck Dan Schneider because
it's just so obvious. Like I don't

803
00:58:43.079 --> 00:58:45.360
know how you. I don't know
how you put so many people in that

804
00:58:45.400 --> 00:58:53.440
position. But uh yeah, let's
let's let's got on some questions from our

805
00:58:53.440 --> 00:59:01.400
audience over at patreon dot com slash
the Snark Tank. We've got simp Lord

806
00:59:01.519 --> 00:59:05.639
Supreme wrote in he says, not
a question, but I'm a longtime listener.

807
00:59:06.159 --> 00:59:07.880
I've just woken up from a fever
dream in which Sweeney laughed so hard

808
00:59:07.880 --> 00:59:12.559
that he died in the middle of
an episode. Derek and Chris continued on

809
00:59:12.599 --> 00:59:15.920
without much care and uploaded the episode
as it was. I awakened from this

810
00:59:16.400 --> 00:59:22.679
laughing hysterically and immediately decided to give
you money to tell you this. That's

811
00:59:22.719 --> 00:59:29.119
all I really have to say.
Take care. That's crazy. If if

812
00:59:29.199 --> 00:59:34.840
one of us died mid episode,
I don't think we would post it,

813
00:59:37.239 --> 00:59:43.360
but I would render. I think
it would be funny for a moment.

814
00:59:44.639 --> 00:59:47.639
I would render the episode. It'd
be a moment of real comedy where we

815
00:59:47.639 --> 00:59:51.000
would like laugh about it, and
then like it'd be like, oh,

816
00:59:51.039 --> 00:59:53.639
that person's dad. We would laugh
about it years later. I think.

817
00:59:54.119 --> 01:00:00.199
I think because because and statistically moment
where you're like, you guys all meet

818
01:00:00.239 --> 01:00:04.079
up after everybody's then and be like
that was fucking I mean, give you

819
01:00:04.079 --> 01:00:06.880
guys, give you amount of podcasts, give me the amount of podcasts that

820
01:00:06.920 --> 01:00:10.360
I do. It's not even necessarily
statistically unlikely that I might let you die

821
01:00:10.440 --> 01:00:15.960
during a podcast. Yeah, because
it's kind of it's not like a sizeable

822
01:00:15.000 --> 01:00:20.400
percentage of my time, but it's
not a negligible percentage. Like it's you

823
01:00:20.440 --> 01:00:24.639
say, simplest four hours, four
hours plus sometimes that of may we do

824
01:00:25.039 --> 01:00:29.480
two hours of snark tank, then
we do two hours. Yeah, we

825
01:00:29.519 --> 01:00:32.679
do four hours of SNAr tank a
week plus the extra animals nine hours,

826
01:00:34.159 --> 01:00:38.960
nine hours a week. It's not
nothing that'd be funny, it'll be it's

827
01:00:38.960 --> 01:00:45.440
actually sometimes more. It's actually like
sometimes twelve or thirteen. So like it's

828
01:00:45.440 --> 01:00:47.960
a it's a portion, it's it's
portion sizeable portion. I don't know,

829
01:00:47.960 --> 01:00:51.400
I don't know percentage, math in
my head all that. Well, but

830
01:00:51.440 --> 01:00:54.880
like that's how many hours you said
about what is the max hours? Thirteen

831
01:00:54.960 --> 01:00:59.639
thirteen out of thirteen hours out of
a week? What is seventy two hours?

832
01:01:00.280 --> 01:01:02.880
That was seventy two hours? Seventy
two hours? No, it's not

833
01:01:02.920 --> 01:01:08.840
seventy two hours four twenty four,
twenty four, does it makes sense?

834
01:01:09.280 --> 01:01:12.880
Twenty four? So sorry, it's
seventy two weeks. And is it seventy

835
01:01:12.920 --> 01:01:15.960
two weeks in a year? Is
that what it was? No, it's

836
01:01:15.079 --> 01:01:21.039
fifty two weeks in a year.
I'm thinking fifty two instead of seventy two.

837
01:01:21.039 --> 01:01:23.679
My brain's wrong. Okay, So
twenty four forty eight forty eight times

838
01:01:23.719 --> 01:01:27.880
two is there's one hundred and sixty
eight hours. There's one hundred and sixty

839
01:01:27.880 --> 01:01:30.360
eight hours. Twenty six there's one
hundred and there's one hundred and sixty eight

840
01:01:30.400 --> 01:01:37.280
hours in a week, So that
it's about nearing like nine ten percent.

841
01:01:37.440 --> 01:01:39.760
It's a lot. It's a lot, yeah, man, ten percent.

842
01:01:39.800 --> 01:01:43.280
A yeek is podcasting, man,
I mean you might die, you might

843
01:01:43.320 --> 01:01:47.519
die live. It's yeah, dying
live sounds funny as fuck. It sounds

844
01:01:47.519 --> 01:01:55.239
funn until it happens tripping. Let
me prefay this. Somebody tripping during a

845
01:01:55.280 --> 01:01:58.880
live stream and blowing their own brains
out with a shotgun. That's kind of

846
01:01:58.920 --> 01:02:02.280
wild, like during black and everybody
just watching that happen like whoa yeah,

847
01:02:02.320 --> 01:02:08.559
I mean yeah wild? Is is? I showed speed, really had a

848
01:02:08.639 --> 01:02:15.760
cue that was quick, that was
quick speed. And the question is boom.

849
01:02:15.880 --> 01:02:22.840
And the question is if you do
you think Dan Schneider could win in

850
01:02:22.239 --> 01:02:28.280
like if you threw him in like
a like a coliseum with with other pedophiles.

851
01:02:28.280 --> 01:02:31.199
Do you think he do you think
he has the gumption to survive?

852
01:02:35.440 --> 01:02:39.840
Canonically, who's the most powerful pedophile
I've ever seen? That's a good question,

853
01:02:40.960 --> 01:02:45.119
like canonically, who's the most deviously
powerful pedophile? I mean it's debatable,

854
01:02:45.199 --> 01:02:52.079
but Michael Jackson Michael Jackson case is, so that's such a faulty one,

855
01:02:52.119 --> 01:02:55.000
you know, because like, yeah, I mean, nobody does make

856
01:02:55.039 --> 01:03:00.559
sense. This also doesn't make sense. I don't know. So that's a

857
01:03:00.719 --> 01:03:04.480
that's a really weird one, right
because I choose I hope it's I hope.

858
01:03:04.719 --> 01:03:08.400
I'm in the very middle where I
hope it's true and it's not true,

859
01:03:08.599 --> 01:03:10.920
because hope it's not true. Obviously
a person I really love their music

860
01:03:10.920 --> 01:03:15.320
and that I had hate to have
his his idea, like his history be

861
01:03:15.320 --> 01:03:20.760
spoiled like that. But I hope
it's true because if it's not true,

862
01:03:21.400 --> 01:03:27.400
those people just lied and tried to
terminate this innocent man for no reason,

863
01:03:27.800 --> 01:03:30.719
and that is hainous. That is
the most hate. He's like, oh,

864
01:03:30.760 --> 01:03:36.480
this guy is innocent and he's he
has a lot of childlike faults.

865
01:03:36.760 --> 01:03:43.400
We could use that to make money. That part of me does feel like

866
01:03:43.400 --> 01:03:46.159
a lot of Michael Jackson stuff is
kind of cope, like there's no chance,

867
01:03:46.400 --> 01:03:50.360
Like I really don't think there's any
shot that he wasn't a pedophile,

868
01:03:50.519 --> 01:03:52.639
Like, it just doesn't. It
doesn't make sense today. I think one

869
01:03:52.679 --> 01:03:58.199
hundred percent he had he he I
think it at were at best for me,

870
01:03:58.559 --> 01:04:03.119
maybe that he was genuinely a man
child, generally a man child,

871
01:04:03.719 --> 01:04:08.920
and there was still an appropriateness,
but it wasn't it wasn't sexual at all

872
01:04:09.119 --> 01:04:13.559
aim towards them. It was just
inappropriate behavior between an adult and and underage

873
01:04:13.599 --> 01:04:16.960
people. I think that's the best
I can hope for. Yeah, I

874
01:04:17.000 --> 01:04:24.920
don't know, I think but because
there's because there's so many people that are

875
01:04:25.000 --> 01:04:30.840
like the cases you've seen all the
fucking boss it's so heavily conflicted. There's

876
01:04:31.079 --> 01:04:34.880
way too much confliction on that.
It's like to the point that as a

877
01:04:34.920 --> 01:04:38.719
case they had to throw it out
because of how much conflicting shit there is.

878
01:04:38.800 --> 01:04:41.599
Yeah, but there's there's I don't
know, there's conviction. There's confliction

879
01:04:41.599 --> 01:04:44.840
about Dan Schneider too, based on
like Drake Bell's testimony and certain other testimonies

880
01:04:44.840 --> 01:04:46.519
where it's like, I don't know
if I don't know if confliction is enough.

881
01:04:47.159 --> 01:04:48.760
I don't know, if I don't
know if there's I don't know if

882
01:04:48.760 --> 01:04:54.639
confliction is enough to necessarily a swage, a swage the concerns, you know

883
01:04:54.679 --> 01:04:57.519
what I mean. Because like it's
funny because Dan Schneider's like dance Snider's like

884
01:04:57.559 --> 01:05:01.159
really implicated on vibes alone, like
like purely just just down vibes. Like

885
01:05:01.440 --> 01:05:03.519
I will say that, before I
knew anything about Dan Sneinder, I saw

886
01:05:03.519 --> 01:05:06.199
a picture of him. I was
like, that's a pit. It's so

887
01:05:06.320 --> 01:05:11.239
mean to say, but like he
just looks horrible, I know, but

888
01:05:11.280 --> 01:05:14.960
like he dude, like look up
Dan Schneider, like he looks he just

889
01:05:15.639 --> 01:05:19.079
he's got the penophile armor. Don't
don't drag us down with you. No,

890
01:05:19.239 --> 01:05:29.079
that's not okay. I've never No, honestly, really I don't.

891
01:05:29.239 --> 01:05:31.360
I don't. I look at him
like that guy looks odd. But that's

892
01:05:31.400 --> 01:05:35.000
about it. I don't think,
oh, that guy's a pedophile. I

893
01:05:35.000 --> 01:05:39.320
don't think that. My brain doesn't
go there. I'm not saying that.

894
01:05:40.039 --> 01:05:42.880
I'm not saying that I thought he
was necessarily from vibes alone, but I

895
01:05:43.239 --> 01:05:47.000
will say I don't know. It's
like how when you you ever see like

896
01:05:47.000 --> 01:05:50.320
a face in the dark in like
a shadow, you know what I mean.

897
01:05:50.719 --> 01:05:54.440
Like we're like something like, I
get scared because I don't know what

898
01:05:54.440 --> 01:05:58.079
it is. But then I see
the face and I'm right. But like

899
01:05:58.199 --> 01:06:02.679
most people don't react like most people
don't trigger the reaction of face and the

900
01:06:02.719 --> 01:06:06.440
shadows. You know what I mean? When somebody, do you know what

901
01:06:06.480 --> 01:06:10.119
I'm saying? Do you know what
I say? Like when for some for

902
01:06:10.159 --> 01:06:15.440
somebody to automatically trigger the face and
the shadows response, I not, you

903
01:06:15.559 --> 01:06:18.199
don't mean this. I know you
don't mean this. You're just scared.

904
01:06:18.599 --> 01:06:25.480
You're scared, your your what happiness, your fear response is taking over because

905
01:06:25.519 --> 01:06:29.519
you see someone that looks bad to
you, right, But the thing is

906
01:06:29.559 --> 01:06:33.400
that I don't do that. I
don't look at something and think you're I

907
01:06:33.480 --> 01:06:39.239
think that you may look more like
that than someone else does, but that

908
01:06:39.400 --> 01:06:43.519
doesn't mean I think you're that.
You look at somebody and be like,

909
01:06:43.519 --> 01:06:45.920
oh, that person looks more like
they like this, they look more like

910
01:06:45.960 --> 01:06:51.719
somebody that I just I just I
just mean like and look, I understand

911
01:06:51.719 --> 01:06:56.559
this is not cool to say.
I get it. I understand. But

912
01:06:58.559 --> 01:07:04.239
if you were to place bets on
people m in that scenario, if you

913
01:07:04.280 --> 01:07:09.599
were to if you were to place
bets on a pedo pool, like,

914
01:07:09.679 --> 01:07:14.360
who is most likely? I feel
like I feel like a lot of people

915
01:07:14.360 --> 01:07:16.880
would just based on picture alone,
I feel like people would make that bet.

916
01:07:18.039 --> 01:07:20.480
I'm not saying it's right or wrong. I'm just saying like, it's

917
01:07:20.519 --> 01:07:30.079
it's interesting for someone to have that
immediate just to be clocked on vibes alone.

918
01:07:30.320 --> 01:07:36.880
It's just fascinating to me. Anyway, Let's move on. Oh man,

919
01:07:36.920 --> 01:07:42.239
I don't think I'm wrong, by
the way. Uh Chris getting spit

920
01:07:42.320 --> 01:07:45.599
rose by Dark and swine Right says, Hey, my little suck boys.

921
01:07:45.639 --> 01:07:49.000
Ever heard of the movie Suki Yucky
Western Django. It's a wild West movie

922
01:07:49.000 --> 01:07:54.000
from Japan with Quentin Tarantino having a
cameo role in it. I've never heard

923
01:07:54.039 --> 01:08:00.280
of this in my fucking life.
So Yuki Western Django. Uh Taranto,

924
01:08:03.920 --> 01:08:11.239
it's a Japanese movie. That's so
weird. Is he speaking Japanese? He

925
01:08:11.360 --> 01:08:15.039
probably says the N word. M
right comes to the under real quick,

926
01:08:15.119 --> 01:08:16.840
guy, I'm god, here you
go, have a good night. I

927
01:08:18.239 --> 01:08:21.600
Quentin Tarantino is the only white guy
in a Japanese movie with a cast of

928
01:08:21.640 --> 01:08:27.359
Japanese people, and he's the only
one who speaks Japanese. In it.

929
01:08:28.159 --> 01:08:33.439
That's that's crazy, that's awesome.
Quin Tarantino is so weird, Like he's

930
01:08:33.479 --> 01:08:40.640
such a he's such a I feel
like Quentin Tarantino is so clearly like divergent,

931
01:08:41.000 --> 01:08:44.359
he's very Yeah, yeah, that's
a better way to say an he's

932
01:08:44.399 --> 01:08:46.399
one hundred percent or divergent, like
looking at that guy, like yeah,

933
01:08:46.439 --> 01:08:54.720
that guy. Let me see,
this's nicest way possible. You If you

934
01:08:54.840 --> 01:09:00.399
reorganized his furniture in his house,
he would sell and buy an house.

935
01:09:00.560 --> 01:09:02.000
He would sell his house and buy
a brain. I think so yeah,

936
01:09:02.119 --> 01:09:04.720
I mean I would do that too. I could not live he could not

937
01:09:04.840 --> 01:09:12.039
live in that rearranged house. I
can't be here. Yeah, but I

938
01:09:12.079 --> 01:09:14.399
don't think that's necessarily like prove like
I would do that too, Like I

939
01:09:14.439 --> 01:09:17.880
don't think I would. I would
just put my stuff back different because like

940
01:09:18.119 --> 01:09:21.479
no, because you didn't move it
to where it where it is now,

941
01:09:21.560 --> 01:09:28.079
so like moving it back is like
it's not even really yours anymore. Yeah,

942
01:09:28.119 --> 01:09:29.880
you see, look, you see
you and Chris say you might have

943
01:09:29.880 --> 01:09:31.720
something that's coming. You know,
it's not uncommon because I would just I

944
01:09:31.720 --> 01:09:35.880
would be like that's weird as long
as it wasn't an entity, i'd be

945
01:09:35.880 --> 01:09:39.319
able to put it back. It's
crazy, you know, it's crazy.

946
01:09:39.359 --> 01:09:45.079
Actually, I didn't notice this until
recently because I've had ever since i've lived

947
01:09:45.119 --> 01:09:46.399
on my own, I've had guests
kind of periodically stay for a while,

948
01:09:46.800 --> 01:09:53.640
and I I have notebooks and like
sketch pads and stuff. And somebody drew

949
01:09:53.800 --> 01:09:57.079
in one of my notebooks or somebody
wrote something in one of my notebooks,

950
01:09:58.319 --> 01:10:03.640
and I I stopped using, like
I bought a new notebook because all of

951
01:10:03.680 --> 01:10:08.359
the pages were in my handwriting except
that page. And I was like,

952
01:10:08.439 --> 01:10:15.159
I can't, I can't continue this, like I need a new notebook.

953
01:10:16.800 --> 01:10:19.319
And I was like, oh,
that m gonna make fun. I'm not

954
01:10:19.319 --> 01:10:23.159
going to make fun of people like
you, because you guys are the backbone

955
01:10:23.199 --> 01:10:30.079
of our country. Yeah, I
bet. I bet garbage Maan, I

956
01:10:30.079 --> 01:10:33.239
bet every single garbage person is like
that. I would I would wage your

957
01:10:33.239 --> 01:10:36.119
money. Like they can move people's
garbage. You've moved their garbage. It's

958
01:10:36.439 --> 01:10:43.720
over. It's fucking up. Mind. Yeah, I'm fine with sleep,

959
01:10:45.119 --> 01:10:49.560
but I can't sleep. You've moved
my garbage, you reorganized my house.

960
01:10:50.159 --> 01:10:53.800
Why would you do that? Why
would you win? Why would you do

961
01:10:53.840 --> 01:10:57.159
that. Let me know if that, let me know if that's normal in

962
01:10:57.199 --> 01:11:00.000
the chat, if any of you
also abandoned notebook because of other people writing

963
01:11:00.000 --> 01:11:06.960
them. You're asking chat, You're
asking unless a thing, unless the express

964
01:11:08.039 --> 01:11:12.199
purpose is a collaborative effort. Like
if it's like inherently like kind of like

965
01:11:12.800 --> 01:11:15.640
whatever, notebook, I don't mind
it. But if it's my notebook,

966
01:11:15.720 --> 01:11:23.399
dude, if it's my sketch pad, I can't. And I understand some

967
01:11:23.439 --> 01:11:25.920
of you will be like, well, you could just rip the pages out,

968
01:11:27.479 --> 01:11:30.640
but then that's like an incomplete that's
like an incomplete notebook. Then I

969
01:11:30.720 --> 01:11:34.239
might as well. You are you
are? You are very much so selling

970
01:11:34.359 --> 01:11:42.800
this. Uh this does that not
make sense? You're selling this, uh

971
01:11:44.560 --> 01:11:49.840
this form of yourself very much so. Your wife. Let's move on.

972
01:11:51.279 --> 01:11:57.800
That was a mean shot. That
was just I want to hurt you back.

973
01:11:57.960 --> 01:12:01.840
That's all that. Wass are devastated. Yeah, yeah, your wife

974
01:12:01.920 --> 01:12:08.960
drinks pea. Yeah, Papa getting
owned, loser, Papa Jesus wrote,

975
01:12:08.960 --> 01:12:10.880
and he says, what's good?
My boys. I'm sure at least one

976
01:12:10.880 --> 01:12:13.199
of you saw the right wing freak
out over Sidney Sweeney's tits and how it

977
01:12:13.239 --> 01:12:15.840
was the death of woke and other
stupid shit like this. What is the

978
01:12:15.840 --> 01:12:19.600
most inane, insignificant thing you've seen
turned into some kind of political talking point.

979
01:12:19.640 --> 01:12:25.560
This is is definitely one of them. I this is probably it.

980
01:12:25.880 --> 01:12:30.279
I think this is probably it,
honestly, like because because it's literally just

981
01:12:30.319 --> 01:12:36.760
a woman's tits. Oh you know
what. Actually, she's come so far

982
01:12:36.840 --> 01:12:40.760
based on just her breast. Man, I'm proud of her. Yeah,

983
01:12:40.760 --> 01:12:43.960
I mean I'm proud to do that. Man, I'm good. Good for

984
01:12:44.079 --> 01:12:47.000
y'all. Dude, make your money, you can figure you make these idiots

985
01:12:47.039 --> 01:12:51.760
pay you for having breasts? Man, Like, just do your think she's

986
01:12:51.840 --> 01:12:55.560
really a mid act. I've been
watching her. I think she did good

987
01:12:55.560 --> 01:12:59.560
in Euphoria because those roles were just
well written roles. But I well,

988
01:12:59.560 --> 01:13:03.199
that's every She was very able to
play like the teenage girl that was having

989
01:13:03.239 --> 01:13:06.960
a fucking mountdown because she was trying
to get this boy that fucking hated her.

990
01:13:08.439 --> 01:13:12.359
But like, I don't know,
I think I watched another movie and

991
01:13:12.399 --> 01:13:15.199
it was really made. It was
really mad. I don't I don't know

992
01:13:15.239 --> 01:13:19.760
if I buy that because there not
not that what you're saying is true.

993
01:13:19.840 --> 01:13:25.560
I just think that I think it's
a lot. So here's what I here's

994
01:13:25.560 --> 01:13:29.000
what I'll say. The fact that
she's good in Euphoria is proof that she

995
01:13:29.119 --> 01:13:31.199
is a good actor, because like, there's no you can't pull a great

996
01:13:31.199 --> 01:13:35.000
performance out of an actor who is
bad, but you can pull really bad

997
01:13:35.039 --> 01:13:38.880
performances out of actors who are good, and that is the job of the

998
01:13:41.399 --> 01:13:46.800
I agree and discreem. I think
that I think that some people have aptitudes

999
01:13:46.880 --> 01:13:49.960
built for Some people are built with
certain appts, but we can play certain

1000
01:13:50.000 --> 01:13:55.640
things, like I think genuinely,
some people are meant to be funny actors.

1001
01:13:55.680 --> 01:13:58.439
You know, some funny actors have
for certain roles that can play that

1002
01:13:58.479 --> 01:14:00.880
are serious. Some I these are
meant to play roles that are not as

1003
01:14:00.880 --> 01:14:04.000
serious, you know, Like it
just depends on what your forte is.

1004
01:14:04.520 --> 01:14:08.399
Yeah, like Jack Black, I
don't think Jack Black could be in a

1005
01:14:08.520 --> 01:14:12.520
very serious, serious drama movie.
I think he is in fact a great

1006
01:14:12.600 --> 01:14:15.159
actor. I don't think he'd be
in a very serious drama movie. But

1007
01:14:15.199 --> 01:14:17.960
then there's certain actress like you probably
don't You probably might have not heard him.

1008
01:14:18.000 --> 01:14:21.880
Does actor called Sterling K. Brown. He's from a black panther.

1009
01:14:23.880 --> 01:14:30.159
He was in this, Yeah,
he can play any role period. You

1010
01:14:30.159 --> 01:14:32.239
can give him anything. He can
be at all, you know, And

1011
01:14:32.279 --> 01:14:35.119
that's the kind of some people are
like, he's like he's like a Lance

1012
01:14:35.119 --> 01:14:40.800
Reddick type where literally, let's could
be anyone. You've Lance anywhere. You

1013
01:14:40.800 --> 01:14:44.840
can put Steve Keith David anywhere too. There's some actors that you can in

1014
01:14:45.000 --> 01:14:47.560
any kind of role and they will
succeed in any kind of role. I

1015
01:14:47.640 --> 01:14:51.600
don't think Sidney Sweeney is capable of
that. Granted that doesn't mean he's a

1016
01:14:51.600 --> 01:14:56.399
bad actress. I'll take that back. That's what I mean. That's what

1017
01:14:56.439 --> 01:14:58.840
I mean, like because I because
like I said, like like you said,

1018
01:14:58.840 --> 01:15:00.119
like Jack Black is a great actor, but yeah, he couldn't be

1019
01:15:00.880 --> 01:15:04.199
You couldn't put some people just some
people can just play anything, you know,

1020
01:15:04.880 --> 01:15:09.119
and that's not everybody Like like Kristen
Bale, Christian Bale could be in

1021
01:15:09.199 --> 01:15:12.319
any sort of acting role. Same
thing with like Robin Pattison as well.

1022
01:15:12.640 --> 01:15:15.600
You can put those motherfuckers in anything
and they they'll thrive in it. They'll

1023
01:15:15.640 --> 01:15:17.800
they'll just like I can do this, yeah, but some people can't.

1024
01:15:17.840 --> 01:15:24.560
Usually they're women. Just say no, Ricky Gervais can't can't be in anything

1025
01:15:24.600 --> 01:15:29.520
anymore. Can't be a serious actor. He has. He has some of

1026
01:15:29.600 --> 01:15:30.720
these shows that like try to be
a little bit more serious and they're just

1027
01:15:30.760 --> 01:15:33.560
like this, it doesn't work.
But yeah, no, I know.

1028
01:15:33.640 --> 01:15:40.119
I mean once. There's a show
I watched recently called This is Us.

1029
01:15:41.520 --> 01:15:47.880
It is a drama show about a
family. Please everybody watch it. That's

1030
01:15:47.880 --> 01:15:53.560
no show has made me feel the
way that tries like. I think there's

1031
01:15:53.600 --> 01:15:57.600
more exciting shows. There's more show
that's like that, are more exciting shows

1032
01:15:57.600 --> 01:16:02.159
that are more like really triumph to
watch. But that show made me feel

1033
01:16:02.239 --> 01:16:05.960
harder than any shover or watched in
my life, to the point that I

1034
01:16:06.039 --> 01:16:11.000
finished it and I feel sad that
I'm done watching it, not because it

1035
01:16:11.039 --> 01:16:14.199
was such an great experience, because
I just love the character so hard.

1036
01:16:15.119 --> 01:16:20.720
It is heart wrenching. Finishing that
show, I cried like four times,

1037
01:16:20.760 --> 01:16:27.680
like sobbed for real and went to
bed because of how fucking in just visceraled.

1038
01:16:27.840 --> 01:16:30.359
Everybody should watch it. You're not
selling me on this. You should

1039
01:16:30.399 --> 01:16:34.560
watch It's really good. It's so
it's such a loving series, dude,

1040
01:16:35.279 --> 01:16:41.359
It's such a love filled series.
I think I think it would be good

1041
01:16:41.439 --> 01:16:44.880
for you to watch that show.
Actually, I think it would be good

1042
01:16:44.880 --> 01:16:45.760
for your heart. Actually I think
it w was. I don't, I

1043
01:16:45.800 --> 01:16:50.399
don't. I don't need to cry. Really, it's not crying because you're

1044
01:16:50.439 --> 01:16:55.319
sad. It's crying because how beautiful
it is. Yeah. No, no,

1045
01:16:56.479 --> 01:16:59.039
anyway, I'm saying, man,
you should watch it. It's really

1046
01:16:59.079 --> 01:17:03.159
good. Maybe maybe in a couple
of years. Uh, make me in

1047
01:17:03.199 --> 01:17:08.439
a few decades, I'll give it
a try. Maybe. Uh, but

1048
01:17:08.479 --> 01:17:11.800
he said, but yeah, like
I don't know, Like I don't know

1049
01:17:11.800 --> 01:17:13.920
cidny s Meaning's range. I think
she was great in Euphoria. I think

1050
01:17:13.920 --> 01:17:17.279
she's she's a I don't know if. I don't know if she's got like

1051
01:17:17.279 --> 01:17:20.159
a ton of range necessarily, but
I think that makes her bad actress.

1052
01:17:21.920 --> 01:17:26.840
But as far as like I did
want to say, like what he brought

1053
01:17:26.880 --> 01:17:29.600
up, Cidy Smith's tits is like
like that weird kind of right wing thing

1054
01:17:29.640 --> 01:17:31.359
where it's like, oh, look
at me, she's hot and she's successful

1055
01:17:31.399 --> 01:17:34.239
and everybody likes it and look at
that. It's it's a death knell to

1056
01:17:34.279 --> 01:17:41.039
woke And it's like, I don't
know, man, Like I'm a little

1057
01:17:41.039 --> 01:17:45.399
bit I am. I am liberalist
fuck and I I admire a nice parentits

1058
01:17:46.079 --> 01:17:50.199
I have no problem. I'm so
I don't get it. But like I

1059
01:17:50.479 --> 01:17:53.920
there is one thing that I've seen
that kind of blew my mind lately,

1060
01:17:53.920 --> 01:17:58.520
which is like there's a political politicization
going on with architecture. I don't know

1061
01:17:58.520 --> 01:18:03.319
if you've seen this. So and
to be fair, I understand what the

1062
01:18:03.359 --> 01:18:05.960
point is. I just think people
are going like really overboard with it,

1063
01:18:06.000 --> 01:18:10.520
where it's like they're comparing a lot
of buildings from you know, the nineteen

1064
01:18:10.560 --> 01:18:14.760
twenties and the nineteen thirties and and
you know, like the eighteen hundreds,

1065
01:18:14.920 --> 01:18:18.600
and they're comparing them to modern day
buildings and where there's all this conversation going

1066
01:18:18.640 --> 01:18:23.439
around. It's like, man,
architecture used to be so beautiful and so

1067
01:18:23.880 --> 01:18:26.920
like, uh, you know,
we put a lot of love and care

1068
01:18:27.039 --> 01:18:30.840
into the artistry of these buildings because
they were a reflection of us as a

1069
01:18:30.880 --> 01:18:34.279
society. And you know, you
know, we used to take pride in

1070
01:18:34.319 --> 01:18:39.119
that and we used to it used
to give us like aspirations. And and

1071
01:18:39.199 --> 01:18:45.119
they're they're making buildings big glass boxes
on purpose to crush the human spirit so

1072
01:18:45.159 --> 01:18:49.520
that you're depressed, and you know, the it's it's like, I don't

1073
01:18:49.560 --> 01:18:55.239
know, it's getting weirdly political.
And I did want to bring this up

1074
01:18:55.279 --> 01:19:02.239
because I understand, like I don't, I don't disagree that having nice architecture

1075
01:19:02.319 --> 01:19:08.960
like what we used to have is
generally like a positive thing for us,

1076
01:19:09.000 --> 01:19:12.079
like mentally and socially. Like I
do think that is a I do think

1077
01:19:12.119 --> 01:19:15.399
that reflected itself in a positive way. And I do think there is a

1078
01:19:15.960 --> 01:19:23.239
degree of sadness to see cities kind
of becoming copy pasted meccas of big glass

1079
01:19:23.239 --> 01:19:28.199
boxes. That is sad, and
it is way more depressing than having like

1080
01:19:28.279 --> 01:19:31.399
really really nice buildings that are like
in and of themselves works of art.

1081
01:19:32.560 --> 01:19:35.960
But the idea that it's being done
but can I say, hold on,

1082
01:19:36.119 --> 01:19:41.760
But the idea that this is being
done purposefully to whittle down like the human

1083
01:19:41.760 --> 01:19:45.960
spirit, and not just because hey, it's cheaper and more efficient to just

1084
01:19:45.000 --> 01:19:50.000
build a big box than it is
to spend an insane amount of money designing

1085
01:19:50.000 --> 01:19:53.399
the most beautiful building you've ever seen, just so it can become a train

1086
01:19:53.439 --> 01:19:57.760
station. Like, the idea that
this is anything other than just cost and

1087
01:19:57.880 --> 01:20:02.319
money is fucking batch. It insane. It gets cost money and it's just

1088
01:20:02.520 --> 01:20:10.279
natural evolution like that is how,
that's how everywhere. Like obviously, once

1089
01:20:10.359 --> 01:20:14.439
upon a time we built very much. So the early parts of our design

1090
01:20:14.520 --> 01:20:20.279
culture were very European, you know, very Victorian still because we were British,

1091
01:20:20.319 --> 01:20:24.399
you know. So that's why you
go to the East Coast, particularly

1092
01:20:25.119 --> 01:20:27.880
because because these people probably have never
left America, because they don't, they

1093
01:20:27.880 --> 01:20:30.239
don't, they don't know what they're
talking about. So if you go to

1094
01:20:30.239 --> 01:20:34.920
the East Coast, I've been to
London, the buildings look like London's buildings,

1095
01:20:35.279 --> 01:20:40.439
just they're taller, they're much higher
up than they are in London.

1096
01:20:41.279 --> 01:20:45.079
When you move further inland and over
here, you meet more architectures that's mixed

1097
01:20:45.079 --> 01:20:48.159
with people that were the natives of
maybe probably Mexico, or people that were

1098
01:20:48.159 --> 01:20:50.520
the French that have designs. If
you go to New Orleans, you know,

1099
01:20:50.840 --> 01:20:56.399
it's a bunch of mixing of things. I think modern architecture all over

1100
01:20:56.439 --> 01:21:00.800
the world is more of the giant
high up a more open line, because

1101
01:21:00.840 --> 01:21:04.199
it makes you feel like you're outside
even though you're inside of a place.

1102
01:21:04.560 --> 01:21:09.239
That's why Dubai's architecture is like that. So Architch in Italy is like that

1103
01:21:09.439 --> 01:21:14.039
architecture in fucking France and London.
They all of them shared that kind of

1104
01:21:14.079 --> 01:21:17.319
idea because it's the nature of this
evolving because more cultures interact with each other

1105
01:21:17.600 --> 01:21:20.560
and you want to see more.
You know, there's more higher buildings,

1106
01:21:20.600 --> 01:21:25.640
and like obviously a high up view
is always a very expensive, like very

1107
01:21:25.720 --> 01:21:30.560
drawn thing. So it's just that's
that's so stupid. Granted I understand that,

1108
01:21:30.680 --> 01:21:35.399
yeah, you know, like a
Victorian uh uh, some buildings in

1109
01:21:35.399 --> 01:21:39.520
New York with the gargoyles and stuff
like that looks sick. They look really

1110
01:21:39.560 --> 01:21:43.000
really really cool because of the esthetic
they're displaying. But like, that isn't

1111
01:21:43.359 --> 01:21:45.479
it isn't political, It isn't breaking
the spirit right. First of all,

1112
01:21:45.520 --> 01:21:49.880
an open building is more spirit through
enthralling, I think, than a fucking

1113
01:21:49.960 --> 01:21:54.520
big old stone castle, you know. But the idea, I think,

1114
01:21:54.560 --> 01:21:58.640
the idea that people have is like
that it's all glass to kind of to

1115
01:21:58.760 --> 01:22:01.640
kind of convey the idea that you
have no privacy, which I don't know,

1116
01:22:01.920 --> 01:22:04.600
that's not really I don't believe that. I think it really has everything

1117
01:22:04.640 --> 01:22:10.319
to do with natural light and all
that stuff. But I but I don't

1118
01:22:10.399 --> 01:22:13.760
I don't necessarily deny, Like I
do think there is a depressing aspect of

1119
01:22:13.760 --> 01:22:16.000
going around and seeing like, oh, hey, this building exists in New

1120
01:22:16.079 --> 01:22:19.760
York and intell and in la and
in fucking Austin, because it's just like

1121
01:22:19.840 --> 01:22:24.039
copy pasted architecture from all over the
place, and there is like a difference

1122
01:22:24.840 --> 01:22:28.840
that is kind of everything everything I
know. I know, but that's what

1123
01:22:28.840 --> 01:22:30.279
I'm saying. It's like, well, we're talking about this from the perspective

1124
01:22:30.319 --> 01:22:35.439
of American anyway, so like and
in in the country, like you a

1125
01:22:35.439 --> 01:22:39.079
lot of and I'm sure you've seen
this a lot of like the luxury buildings

1126
01:22:39.079 --> 01:22:44.600
that come up, like the luxury
it's all the same, And that is

1127
01:22:44.840 --> 01:22:47.199
I don't know that is depressing that
there is like no matter where you go,

1128
01:22:47.279 --> 01:22:49.600
everything is kind of the same.
And it is kind of like saying,

1129
01:22:49.600 --> 01:22:56.000
and there there really is no hint
of artistry or style in the same

1130
01:22:56.000 --> 01:22:58.439
way that there used to be.
I don't disagree that that is probably like

1131
01:22:59.199 --> 01:23:02.000
I don't think it's like I'm massive. I think ultimately the biggest, massive

1132
01:23:02.239 --> 01:23:05.399
contributing factor to the reason why everybody
is sad. It's just the way that

1133
01:23:05.439 --> 01:23:09.479
the world is. It's not necessarily
the architecture or not. I think we'd

1134
01:23:09.479 --> 01:23:12.039
be a lot happier with a happier
world and the same architecture that we have

1135
01:23:12.079 --> 01:23:15.159
now personally, But I do think
it's like, yeah, it is depressing,

1136
01:23:15.479 --> 01:23:17.840
but the idea that it's depressing on
purpose for that reason and not just

1137
01:23:17.880 --> 01:23:27.279
because. Look, it's just we
could spend fifty years building the most iconic

1138
01:23:27.319 --> 01:23:31.319
looking library in the world, or
we could build a big box and fill

1139
01:23:31.359 --> 01:23:36.479
it with books in ten months.
Yeah, for like a fraction of the

1140
01:23:36.520 --> 01:23:39.920
cost, And that's what it is. I think ultimately what it is is

1141
01:23:39.920 --> 01:23:45.159
like we don't really value We don't
really value people enough to give them something

1142
01:23:45.520 --> 01:23:48.880
beautiful for their community. I think
that really is true. I don't think

1143
01:23:48.920 --> 01:23:51.960
we valueating the nail on the head
in a very harsh way that people don't

1144
01:23:53.000 --> 01:23:57.159
like thinking about because they're too pissing
and over things that are way stupid than

1145
01:23:57.159 --> 01:24:00.239
that. Yeah, so in some
ways it's it is accurate. It like

1146
01:24:00.279 --> 01:24:05.119
they we are very uncared for and
your mental well being is not really important

1147
01:24:05.159 --> 01:24:11.399
to people. But the depressive architecture
is a side effective them not valuing enough,

1148
01:24:11.920 --> 01:24:15.159
not valuing you enough to put money
into the community to build something that

1149
01:24:15.199 --> 01:24:17.880
could potentially be inspiring or be something
that could be you know, looked upon

1150
01:24:17.920 --> 01:24:21.199
as like a you know, a
totem of the of the community. I

1151
01:24:21.239 --> 01:24:25.560
think that's really more of it as
opposed to a direct like let's make this

1152
01:24:25.640 --> 01:24:30.159
building a box on purpose because it's
depressing. Like they wouldn't do that if

1153
01:24:30.159 --> 01:24:31.680
it was more expensive, If it
was if it was less expensive to design,

1154
01:24:31.760 --> 01:24:36.239
like a Gothic cathedral, they would
do that every time, and you'd

1155
01:24:36.239 --> 01:24:39.640
probably get sick of seeing Gothic cathedrals. But I will say, man,

1156
01:24:39.640 --> 01:24:42.520
like some of those buildings in New
York, like the what is it the

1157
01:24:42.520 --> 01:24:46.119
cathedral and in New York is fucking
gorgeous. Even Central Terminal, they're gorgeous

1158
01:24:46.239 --> 01:24:50.079
because gos was a beautiful cut.
That's term was different. I think that's

1159
01:24:50.119 --> 01:24:55.359
a different But no, there's something
about that every single time where you like

1160
01:24:55.399 --> 01:24:59.239
go in there and like that it's
so fucking big, and those big windows

1161
01:24:59.560 --> 01:25:02.239
you look up, you see all
the fucking you see all the astrology signs,

1162
01:25:02.279 --> 01:25:04.720
all of the stars all over the
place. I think that is.

1163
01:25:04.800 --> 01:25:09.039
I think Grand Central is different though, because I don't think anywhere else in

1164
01:25:09.079 --> 01:25:12.920
New York really looks that particularly great. They're just big buildings. Well,

1165
01:25:12.960 --> 01:25:15.560
that's that's true. Now, I
think the argument is that, like there

1166
01:25:15.680 --> 01:25:20.039
used to be places that were more
like that, well not when we were

1167
01:25:20.079 --> 01:25:24.239
thinking, not many of them in
our lifetime, not in our lifetime,

1168
01:25:24.279 --> 01:25:27.359
but like we I've lived to see
some of them go. Like I've lived,

1169
01:25:27.399 --> 01:25:31.319
Like there was a club that I
used to go to that was built

1170
01:25:31.359 --> 01:25:35.840
in like like this old thing and
now it's like a fucking shake shack,

1171
01:25:36.760 --> 01:25:42.560
and it's it is. It is
demoralizing to see that because it was like

1172
01:25:42.560 --> 01:25:45.239
one of the more it was one
of the more memorable pieces of architecture that

1173
01:25:45.239 --> 01:25:47.920
I can remember seeing because living in
the Bronx, they were just buildings.

1174
01:25:47.960 --> 01:25:53.079
They were just like drab colored.
We're not talking about them, you know,

1175
01:25:53.119 --> 01:25:58.800
you know the color the well Manhattan
is like the same color except for

1176
01:25:58.960 --> 01:26:00.680
like the middle, the middle is
green. The middle of Manhattan is green,

1177
01:26:01.680 --> 01:26:05.800
and then the bottom manhat has a
little bit of blue. Ye,

1178
01:26:05.840 --> 01:26:11.039
there's still like every building is pretty
much the same, like drab brick that's

1179
01:26:11.079 --> 01:26:15.079
been old that's started to turn a
little bit grey, the reddish the grayish

1180
01:26:15.159 --> 01:26:19.520
brick color. Then there's like the
the beigeus color, or like the brick

1181
01:26:19.600 --> 01:26:24.199
color of the building, and I
just don't I really feel like it was

1182
01:26:24.279 --> 01:26:30.239
pretty right unless or you're you're like
you were near somewhere that was directly,

1183
01:26:30.319 --> 01:26:33.560
you know. I always really like
the esthetic. I like the brick and

1184
01:26:33.560 --> 01:26:38.479
and and the Brownstones a lot,
like I like when I was young.

1185
01:26:39.079 --> 01:26:41.359
When I was young, I really
wanted to bring and still to this day,

1186
01:26:41.359 --> 01:26:44.600
honestly, like if if they built
like a modern brown Stone, I

1187
01:26:44.600 --> 01:26:47.560
would move into that thing so fucking
quick. I love brownstone buildings. And

1188
01:26:47.680 --> 01:26:53.479
just like the feeling the stoop,
Like there is something about that that is

1189
01:26:53.560 --> 01:26:57.720
that is like it would be so
nice to just come home and like I

1190
01:26:58.319 --> 01:27:01.640
don't even smoke, but like you
know, like just I don't know,

1191
01:27:01.880 --> 01:27:04.640
just just to sit on the stoop
and just like drink an iced coffee for

1192
01:27:04.640 --> 01:27:08.680
a little bit or just and I
missed my stop from upstate New York.

1193
01:27:08.920 --> 01:27:11.680
I missed that ship, dude,
because I remember when it would snow,

1194
01:27:11.880 --> 01:27:14.520
I would sit on my stoop and
watch it snow and it was so fucking

1195
01:27:14.640 --> 01:27:16.680
nice. Oh dude, And I
can't watch that shot all here anymore.

1196
01:27:16.760 --> 01:27:19.119
Like these are the moments, you
know, Like I don't often miss New

1197
01:27:19.199 --> 01:27:23.520
York. I don't write, but
then we talk about these random moments about

1198
01:27:23.560 --> 01:27:27.399
like being because because upstate where we
lived was beautiful. It was a very

1199
01:27:27.439 --> 01:27:31.319
beautiful place. It was just it
could do, it could be there were

1200
01:27:30.960 --> 01:27:34.199
there, they were at times it
was beautiful. Half the year it was

1201
01:27:34.239 --> 01:27:38.640
really pretty, and then half of
the year it was the worst. The

1202
01:27:38.640 --> 01:27:45.920
most depressing thing you've ever seen.
Just dead dead dead dead dead dead.

1203
01:27:45.520 --> 01:27:48.199
No, it was only dead right
before it got really pretty again. Though,

1204
01:27:48.279 --> 01:27:53.800
it was really dead before it got
snow pretty again. Yeah, it

1205
01:27:55.159 --> 01:28:00.840
was really gross though. April and
September I remember being particularly beautiful, uh

1206
01:28:00.920 --> 01:28:04.560
where we were winter. I love
the snow covered mountains. You remember the

1207
01:28:04.560 --> 01:28:10.800
mountain in front of my house,
Yeah, that was left that covered in

1208
01:28:10.840 --> 01:28:13.920
snow. I like the winter when
it snows, but the second it stops

1209
01:28:13.920 --> 01:28:18.359
snowing, the snow becomes it sucks. It's not even that it gets very

1210
01:28:18.439 --> 01:28:27.079
like a gray field. Gray field. It loses so much of it when

1211
01:28:27.079 --> 01:28:30.359
it's like and then like when when
it when it falls off the trees and

1212
01:28:30.399 --> 01:28:33.560
then you so you just have like
these like gross fucking dead sticks coming out

1213
01:28:33.600 --> 01:28:36.680
of this white ground. It's like
when the when the snow is still on

1214
01:28:36.720 --> 01:28:43.039
the tree branches, it's it's gorgeous. And then it's like, you know,

1215
01:28:44.159 --> 01:28:45.159
I miss it. I want to
go back. So I want to

1216
01:28:45.199 --> 01:28:47.640
now, I want to go back
to New York. I want to spend.

1217
01:28:47.640 --> 01:28:49.720
I want to spend. I want
to spend a winter in New York.

1218
01:28:50.039 --> 01:28:55.399
But the winter New York sucks.
It's really not that it's it's really

1219
01:28:55.399 --> 01:28:58.920
not that bad. When you when
you you gotta you gotta go to Chicago

1220
01:28:59.800 --> 01:29:01.439
or like Minnesota or something, and
then and then you'll be like, you

1221
01:29:01.479 --> 01:29:03.840
know what, it's not so bad. I'm going to Chicago this year.

1222
01:29:03.920 --> 01:29:10.680
Unfortunately, Lily really wants to go, really wants to go to Chicago.

1223
01:29:10.960 --> 01:29:19.119
What even is the bean You might
see someone someone get shot, I guess

1224
01:29:20.439 --> 01:29:26.640
statistically, but I mean, I've
never once had a desire to go to

1225
01:29:26.720 --> 01:29:29.159
Chicago. Like, I don't know
what's there. I don't know anybody who

1226
01:29:29.159 --> 01:29:30.439
lives there. I think I think
Eddie BURBECKI still live there or something.

1227
01:29:31.399 --> 01:29:34.239
He's from there. I think,
yeah, he's from I know he's from

1228
01:29:34.279 --> 01:29:38.840
that state. I don't know if
he's you know, from that city.

1229
01:29:38.920 --> 01:29:45.079
But yeah, anyway, yeah,
let's move on comrade common balls, He

1230
01:29:45.119 --> 01:29:48.439
wrote in he says, Hello,
three little funny men in my cranium.

1231
01:29:48.800 --> 01:29:53.720
What do you think a future anthropologists
would think of would think if the only

1232
01:29:53.720 --> 01:29:58.319
thing left of the Internet was the
Stark Tank podcast in its entirety, I

1233
01:29:58.319 --> 01:30:05.159
think they would have a confusing amount
of usable historical context given what this show

1234
01:30:05.239 --> 01:30:12.239
is, because I think I do
think we talk enough about things that are

1235
01:30:12.279 --> 01:30:18.680
happening that I do think that there
is like you, you, you you

1236
01:30:18.760 --> 01:30:23.640
could glean historical value out of our
podcast. If it was the only you

1237
01:30:23.640 --> 01:30:26.520
wouldn't get a lot of it.
You wouldn't be hearing about like the War

1238
01:30:26.560 --> 01:30:31.119
of eighteen twelve or like you know, or like you know, any like

1239
01:30:31.239 --> 01:30:38.520
real serious shit, especially about world
history. But you you would. You

1240
01:30:38.560 --> 01:30:43.720
would hear about You'd know about the
assassination of Kennedy. You'd know about the

1241
01:30:43.720 --> 01:30:46.039
assassination of shinzo Abe. You would
know about the fact that there was like

1242
01:30:46.079 --> 01:30:51.560
a children's television network that was infiltrated
by fucking molesters, like you would know.

1243
01:30:53.039 --> 01:30:56.880
You would you would know about election
only you would know about only the

1244
01:30:56.880 --> 01:30:59.359
stuff that you can make a joke
out of. But everything else would be

1245
01:30:59.399 --> 01:31:05.000
really outside the preview. Yeah,
like context, that's just serious. Is

1246
01:31:05.159 --> 01:31:10.439
you like what that happened? Yeah? Yeah, like you you wouldn't be

1247
01:31:10.439 --> 01:31:14.199
able to You wouldn't be able to
put together a comprehensive history of the United

1248
01:31:14.239 --> 01:31:17.880
States or anything like, you would
just get really brief snippets. It's kind

1249
01:31:17.880 --> 01:31:23.399
of like how I imagine some people
feel whenever they see like those clips of

1250
01:31:23.399 --> 01:31:29.760
like the Mexican weather women yep,
you know where they're just like they're only

1251
01:31:29.800 --> 01:31:35.439
really getting a fraction of what's of
the Mexican experience here. Yeah, yeah,

1252
01:31:35.560 --> 01:31:39.920
like, oh well, this is
not what Mexico is. What else

1253
01:31:40.199 --> 01:31:44.840
was all the suffering? They're just
these women with big boobies and big asses

1254
01:31:44.920 --> 01:31:47.159
walking around telling you the news.
But I'm pretty sure my cousins there are

1255
01:31:47.159 --> 01:31:54.479
telling me it's horrible. This seems
fantastic. If Mexico was like like how

1256
01:31:54.520 --> 01:31:59.840
it was on the weather on their
weather channel, no one would leave everywhere.

1257
01:32:00.199 --> 01:32:02.159
It would just be sure prosperity.
It'd be love and prosperity everywhere.

1258
01:32:02.239 --> 01:32:05.000
That's it. Yeah, there would
be that they would leave. They would

1259
01:32:05.000 --> 01:32:08.800
be eradicated about rest of the world
because of how prosperous it would be.

1260
01:32:09.920 --> 01:32:11.960
But we got to take that from
you guys. You guys can't have that.

1261
01:32:11.960 --> 01:32:17.560
That's not fair. It is about
the Latin American news bro. It's

1262
01:32:17.600 --> 01:32:24.000
amazing. It is pretty wild pouring
hot sauce on Derek's gape direct him Jesus

1263
01:32:24.079 --> 01:32:27.840
Christ. That might he might be
he might be experiencing this as we speak

1264
01:32:27.840 --> 01:32:31.039
in that ice cream truck. Got
no idea, poor guy. I don't

1265
01:32:31.079 --> 01:32:32.760
know why they would have hot sauce
on the ice cream truck, but like

1266
01:32:32.760 --> 01:32:35.399
I think, I think people are
experimenting anyway. He wrote it, and

1267
01:32:35.439 --> 01:32:40.399
he says, I know how you
all feel about having fans on the podcast,

1268
01:32:40.399 --> 01:32:43.039
and rightfully so, but I feel
like the one exception should be the

1269
01:32:43.119 --> 01:32:45.520
King of Haphazard, especially since you've
met him and can kind of sort of

1270
01:32:45.600 --> 01:32:49.000
judge whether or not he's a psycho. I don't even know if he'd be

1271
01:32:49.039 --> 01:32:53.760
interested, but I think he's the
only one who truly deserves it, and

1272
01:32:53.800 --> 01:32:56.079
if not, you can always have
me on. I'm cool too, at

1273
01:32:56.119 --> 01:32:59.680
least that's what my mom says,
thank you. I mean, so he

1274
01:33:00.119 --> 01:33:01.680
was as cool as fuck. Actually
he's really nice. That would that would

1275
01:33:01.680 --> 01:33:05.920
be That would really be the only
caveat that we would make. I think,

1276
01:33:06.199 --> 01:33:11.960
is somebody like that, like I
gave him that's how that's how nice

1277
01:33:12.000 --> 01:33:14.119
he was. You were there right
when we met him and I was like,

1278
01:33:14.159 --> 01:33:15.880
hey, can I give you a
hug? Dude? Like was that

1279
01:33:15.880 --> 01:33:19.520
at the live show? Live show? The live show was an insane experience?

1280
01:33:19.560 --> 01:33:23.199
That was first of all that was
that was an experience like no other,

1281
01:33:23.399 --> 01:33:29.000
Like being a part of it was
like just here insanity, like walking

1282
01:33:29.039 --> 01:33:30.840
around talk taking that many pictures,
like it was just it was just like

1283
01:33:31.520 --> 01:33:34.880
it felt like a moment of surrealness, you know where it's like, dang,

1284
01:33:35.000 --> 01:33:43.119
dude, people really do listen to
us. Its fucking awesome. You

1285
01:33:43.159 --> 01:33:45.880
were fucked, dude. I was
so mad that I was so sick.

1286
01:33:45.239 --> 01:33:50.000
I was so furious because like we
had a rough day, granted Chris,

1287
01:33:50.000 --> 01:33:53.479
because we had to wake up earliest
fuck in the morning. We had to

1288
01:33:53.640 --> 01:33:56.239
leave the fucking airbnb that we were
at. We had to get there.

1289
01:33:56.319 --> 01:33:58.279
You had to get you had to
get to the city. I remember,

1290
01:33:58.279 --> 01:34:00.479
you had to get to the city. You're already tired. But he got

1291
01:34:00.479 --> 01:34:02.319
there and you were like, what's
going on? So you can stay with

1292
01:34:02.359 --> 01:34:04.920
me and Lily, you stay with
us. We stayed up and watch the

1293
01:34:05.000 --> 01:34:11.840
backroom compilas it's for like four hours
and then we ate in the morning.

1294
01:34:13.560 --> 01:34:15.920
My stomach was just ruined, Like
I just like, I'm like keeled over

1295
01:34:15.920 --> 01:34:18.359
in pain at that live show,
and you could see, like if you

1296
01:34:18.439 --> 01:34:21.199
watch it, like both the Sacred
One and the Start Tank one, I'm

1297
01:34:21.239 --> 01:34:24.920
like, I'm really barely holding it
together. I'm actually astounded that I made

1298
01:34:24.920 --> 01:34:28.720
it through. It reminds me of
that episode of there's an episode not that

1299
01:34:28.760 --> 01:34:30.520
people would know. I only stumble
across this by sheer happenstance, so like

1300
01:34:30.520 --> 01:34:34.920
there's no reason why people should know
this. But there's an episode of uh,

1301
01:34:34.960 --> 01:34:39.079
the Late Show with Steve not Steve
Carol, who the fuck is?

1302
01:34:39.239 --> 01:34:45.039
Who the fuck is the Stephen Colbert
where he's interviewing where he's interviewing Steve Plume,

1303
01:34:45.279 --> 01:34:54.119
he's interviewing h Bradley Cooper and his
appendix explodes and he's still just yeah,

1304
01:34:54.159 --> 01:34:58.119
Colbert, Like his appendix like exploded
earlier that day and he was just

1305
01:34:58.159 --> 01:35:00.239
like, oh man, I gotta
do the show. So he's me the

1306
01:35:00.279 --> 01:35:03.560
show and he's fine, but like
a week later he's like, yeah,

1307
01:35:03.640 --> 01:35:08.760
dude, my appendix burst that day, and I was I was experiencing toxic

1308
01:35:08.800 --> 01:35:13.760
shock while I was in while I
was doing that fucking interview and watching that

1309
01:35:13.880 --> 01:35:19.279
live show of us the Snark Tank, the Snark Tank Live and the the

1310
01:35:19.399 --> 01:35:24.720
Sacred Symbols Live that we did that
day. It I can see it because

1311
01:35:25.239 --> 01:35:29.159
that's that's not what happened to me, but it's what felt like I thought

1312
01:35:29.159 --> 01:35:31.359
for sure, like my appendix exploded, Like that's what that's what what I

1313
01:35:31.399 --> 01:35:35.399
thought happened. And I was like, and I was like an idiot I

1314
01:35:35.439 --> 01:35:38.520
am. I was like, I
don't want to inconvenience anybody by going to

1315
01:35:38.560 --> 01:35:45.079
a doctor. Sure, I will
absolutely man, I will absolutely die.

1316
01:35:45.199 --> 01:35:49.159
I will absolutely die to avoid getting
in people's way. I think I've learned

1317
01:35:49.159 --> 01:35:53.039
that about Like sincerely I have.
I've learned this about myself. I wodn't

1318
01:35:53.039 --> 01:35:57.319
even say that as like a point
of like pride or like it's just it

1319
01:35:57.439 --> 01:36:01.760
literally is true. I really thought, like I was so intense that pain,

1320
01:36:03.159 --> 01:36:06.479
I'd rather not be a nuisance to
people. I genuinely believe that about

1321
01:36:06.479 --> 01:36:11.640
myself. Yeah, where I'm like, I'll just I'll just go to bed,

1322
01:36:12.359 --> 01:36:14.399
Like that's what like, when I'm
really in pain. I'm like,

1323
01:36:14.479 --> 01:36:16.119
I'll just go to bed. You
know, dude, there's a part in

1324
01:36:16.159 --> 01:36:18.640
the life shout and if I don't, I don't, you know, you

1325
01:36:18.680 --> 01:36:21.479
can see me like it's like my
head's like there are certain points that like

1326
01:36:21.520 --> 01:36:26.439
my head is down. My head
is that because I'm trying to like charge

1327
01:36:26.520 --> 01:36:30.119
up the key to keep myself going. And then at this and then at

1328
01:36:30.159 --> 01:36:32.000
the Sacred Rue, the Sacred One, afterwards it was like slightly better,

1329
01:36:32.039 --> 01:36:35.680
it was still so bad, like
I was like leaning back in like ridiculous

1330
01:36:35.680 --> 01:36:39.199
ways. There's a point where I
just laid down on the stage as like

1331
01:36:39.239 --> 01:36:43.840
a I saw an opportunity to make
a joke out of lying down, and

1332
01:36:43.920 --> 01:36:48.399
I took it because I need because
I needed to lie down, like I

1333
01:36:48.880 --> 01:36:59.640
serious pain. So you seriously lied
down because you needed it. That's crazy

1334
01:37:00.640 --> 01:37:02.880
doing live shows. I was supposed
to do a live show this well,

1335
01:37:03.239 --> 01:37:10.000
the Saturday that uh we're recording this, I'm gonna be in New York.

1336
01:37:10.199 --> 01:37:13.960
I'm just gonna lie down because I
really I really really need a moment.

1337
01:37:14.920 --> 01:37:17.720
I had to do it. I
need a moment. I was really annoyed

1338
01:37:17.720 --> 01:37:20.479
because I wanted that show to be
I wanted that show to be better than

1339
01:37:20.479 --> 01:37:23.960
it was, and I couldn't because
that was a fucking We did a good

1340
01:37:24.000 --> 01:37:26.319
job, though we didn't do a
bad job at all. We didn't do

1341
01:37:26.319 --> 01:37:29.279
a bad job considering. I was
just I remember just being frustrated. I

1342
01:37:29.319 --> 01:37:31.239
was like, damn, I really
wanted, I really wanted. I wanted

1343
01:37:31.239 --> 01:37:35.439
to go crazy, like I wanted
to like walk around and stuff. But

1344
01:37:35.600 --> 01:37:40.119
like I just I couldn't did a
pretty I think I did a pretty decent

1345
01:37:40.199 --> 01:37:42.279
job trying to hold it together because
I tried to hold those show together,

1346
01:37:42.319 --> 01:37:43.439
and I was like, I think, yeah, it was good. We

1347
01:37:43.520 --> 01:37:47.680
did a good job. Man,
you were just you were just dying afflict.

1348
01:37:47.720 --> 01:37:53.039
You just afflicted, so you had
to make a choice. Astro Boy

1349
01:37:53.079 --> 01:37:55.720
wrote in it says, hello the
three peeps that keep me saying at work.

1350
01:37:55.800 --> 01:37:58.720
Longtime fan of Chris and sweensin is
twenty fifteen when he was a Gremlin

1351
01:37:58.840 --> 01:38:00.920
and longtime fan of the pod,
got a job and paid for y'alls Patreon

1352
01:38:00.960 --> 01:38:03.000
to pay back for all the free
laughs you give me. Thank you man,

1353
01:38:03.039 --> 01:38:08.079
appreciate it. The biggest, biggest
uh. The Patreon continues to skyrocket,

1354
01:38:08.119 --> 01:38:12.479
by the way, crazy, So
thanks again for all your support.

1355
01:38:12.560 --> 01:38:15.239
Like, I think there's a potential. Let me check real quick. I

1356
01:38:15.439 --> 01:38:21.880
want to make sure I'm not lying
or making this up. But we we

1357
01:38:23.079 --> 01:38:30.239
very well might be. Yeah,
I think we might be able to hit

1358
01:38:30.279 --> 01:38:35.960
like two K this year in Patreon
soon. Patreon just keeps growing. It's

1359
01:38:36.000 --> 01:38:43.319
crazy. You just wait two on
Patreon. Mm hmm, because we're sixteen,

1360
01:38:45.319 --> 01:38:47.479
we're past past two k. Well
no, I mean like in paid,

1361
01:38:47.520 --> 01:38:49.119
Like I know total is two K, but like I mean, like

1362
01:38:49.159 --> 01:38:55.359
in paid. I think, man, we might We'll see dude, thank

1363
01:38:55.399 --> 01:38:58.319
you anyway, we appreciate it.
Thanks ask for boy and and all the

1364
01:38:58.359 --> 01:39:01.680
people like him who decide to pitch
us a buck or two. And if

1365
01:39:01.680 --> 01:39:04.520
you don't do it anyway, do
it right now? Yeah, you better.

1366
01:39:04.600 --> 01:39:06.399
We'll give you your money. So
I find you and I'll eat you.

1367
01:39:08.000 --> 01:39:10.119
But he says, so quick.
Question, what are your all's favorite

1368
01:39:10.119 --> 01:39:12.920
Spider Man costumes? My personal favorite
is the black seat Spider Man that Peter

1369
01:39:12.960 --> 01:39:17.359
wore when he ran Kingpin. Uh
first Caucasian fives. So what are y'all's

1370
01:39:17.359 --> 01:39:23.000
favorite design? We're designed to the
suit. It's good, U. I

1371
01:39:23.000 --> 01:39:26.399
don't know right away? Before we
before we do this, did you see

1372
01:39:26.439 --> 01:39:30.640
that they're doing the Spider Monday thing, like, oh, yeah, we're

1373
01:39:30.680 --> 01:39:31.680
gonna go. We're gonna go see
you want to go see him with us

1374
01:39:31.680 --> 01:39:35.760
every one Monday. I would love
to. I'll be I'll be gone one

1375
01:39:35.800 --> 01:39:39.159
of them because I'll be in SD
You're probably gonna be there with me.

1376
01:39:39.199 --> 01:39:42.600
Actually you probably won't be there as
well, but yeah, because my birthday

1377
01:39:42.600 --> 01:39:45.680
stuffed for San Diego. But other
than that, we're going to all of

1378
01:39:45.680 --> 01:39:47.000
them. So if you come by
the Mondays, well we'll go and watch

1379
01:39:47.039 --> 01:39:50.279
all of them in theaters. Yeah, I definitely, I definitely do want

1380
01:39:50.279 --> 01:39:54.079
to do that because that is okay. The fact that they're bringing all of

1381
01:39:54.119 --> 01:39:57.680
them back is crazy. It's gonna
be one it's the fifteen. It starts

1382
01:39:57.720 --> 01:39:59.640
the fifteenth. I cannot wait.
I told the Lichs like, yeah,

1383
01:39:59.640 --> 01:40:04.119
we're gonna obviously second not wait,
but anyway, yeah, so quickly,

1384
01:40:04.199 --> 01:40:06.880
yeah, so the name three Spider
Man costumes have three? Name three?

1385
01:40:08.640 --> 01:40:11.359
I have three? I really like, all right, you go first because

1386
01:40:11.359 --> 01:40:13.920
I have to think about, like
I have to remember the names of them.

1387
01:40:14.439 --> 01:40:19.000
So obviously we got the classic suit, Classic Spider Man Suit, little

1388
01:40:19.079 --> 01:40:27.000
round Stubby Spider. It is my
favorite Spider Man suit. Then we got

1389
01:40:27.039 --> 01:40:32.520
obviously the comic black suit, amazing
design, probably a little more modern one

1390
01:40:32.520 --> 01:40:38.439
where the white tendrils actually connect to
each other from the front to back around

1391
01:40:38.479 --> 01:40:41.039
the side. That's the one I
really really like as well. And then

1392
01:40:41.079 --> 01:40:45.399
we have the future Foundation suit,
which is pretty much the white version of

1393
01:40:45.399 --> 01:40:48.239
the black suit. This is the
one I really really do. Those are

1394
01:40:48.319 --> 01:40:51.560
my three favorites. I love those
costumes. And then fourth will probably Mos

1395
01:40:51.720 --> 01:40:55.640
Marles. I was gonna have a
fourth one Mile's regular suit, but I

1396
01:40:55.800 --> 01:40:59.560
really really liked the three black white
one and then the original costume are just

1397
01:40:59.640 --> 01:41:06.600
perfect for me. Yeah, I
don't want to say I do love the

1398
01:41:06.640 --> 01:41:11.760
original suit. That is probably like
one of my favorites, but just to

1399
01:41:11.840 --> 01:41:16.600
keep it a little bit less of
a copy paste list, I do think

1400
01:41:18.840 --> 01:41:21.920
I do have to have some crossover
because I do love that original black suit.

1401
01:41:23.319 --> 01:41:27.279
That of that original black suit is
I think designed. I think I

1402
01:41:27.279 --> 01:41:30.439
think that original Black suit. I
can't say this for certain, but I

1403
01:41:30.479 --> 01:41:36.479
feel like it's not I don't think
it's unreasonable that it I feel like it

1404
01:41:36.560 --> 01:41:41.439
might be true where the black Suit
spider Man, the original black suit Spider

1405
01:41:41.439 --> 01:41:45.279
Man from the comic is the suit
that got me to pay attention to Spider

1406
01:41:45.319 --> 01:41:48.199
Man in the first place. I
think I remember seeing I think I remember

1407
01:41:48.239 --> 01:41:54.960
seeing that comic cover, and I
think I remember seeing like a toy or

1408
01:41:54.960 --> 01:41:58.479
an action figure that of that costume
and being like, that looks fucking sick.

1409
01:41:58.560 --> 01:42:00.039
I want it. And I don't
even think imunderstood what Spider Man was

1410
01:42:00.039 --> 01:42:02.319
at that point. I was like, really, really really really fucking little,

1411
01:42:03.880 --> 01:42:08.880
so that that one always stuck with
me. It's such a good suit,

1412
01:42:09.039 --> 01:42:12.960
dude. The patches on the hands, the white spider on the front

1413
01:42:13.000 --> 01:42:15.399
of his bat in front and in
the back, the white eyes of the

1414
01:42:15.439 --> 01:42:18.319
black skin, and then if you're
doing the one from the show as the

1415
01:42:18.439 --> 01:42:25.119
highlights of Blue, sometimes the one
is the highlights of Red and Blue.

1416
01:42:25.560 --> 01:42:30.720
It's just it's just it's good.
It's so good, dude. Yeah,

1417
01:42:30.760 --> 01:42:34.760
it's it's just a really it's so
simple. It's not overdesigned. It's like

1418
01:42:34.880 --> 01:42:40.079
really simple. It's just a black
suit and it just looks really good.

1419
01:42:40.119 --> 01:42:43.439
And it's also just like it feels
more Spider Many to me than a lot

1420
01:42:43.479 --> 01:42:45.840
of other Spider like, like I
like the red and Blue suit too,

1421
01:42:45.840 --> 01:42:49.600
obviously, but like that's very spider
like that that entire suit, Like,

1422
01:42:49.640 --> 01:42:55.680
I love it, even just the
white glaring the glaring white logo on it

1423
01:42:55.720 --> 01:42:59.520
just kind of reminds me of like
the the black widow red thing on the

1424
01:42:59.560 --> 01:43:02.199
back of Like this is this is
so cool? The second one. This

1425
01:43:02.279 --> 01:43:06.159
is, by the way, not
necessarily in order of importance. It's really

1426
01:43:06.279 --> 01:43:12.199
in order of cadence for the episode. But I really like I have a

1427
01:43:12.239 --> 01:43:17.520
soft spot not for every way that
it's depicted, but certain depictions of the

1428
01:43:17.640 --> 01:43:25.720
Spider armor Mark one. There's something
about, Yeah, there's something about the

1429
01:43:25.760 --> 01:43:29.520
fact, there's something about the fact
that it is literally just the Spider Man

1430
01:43:29.640 --> 01:43:36.720
suit but basically medieval armor that is
really fucking cool. I don't like the

1431
01:43:36.720 --> 01:43:40.239
way it looks like in this in
Spider Man two the game, Like I

1432
01:43:40.520 --> 01:43:43.319
like, I don't like the way
it looks in game, but I remember

1433
01:43:43.319 --> 01:43:45.079
really loving the way it looked in
the PS one game, the original Spider

1434
01:43:45.119 --> 01:43:48.199
Man by never soft. I remember
loving the way that it looked in certain

1435
01:43:48.239 --> 01:43:53.640
comic panels that I remember seeing growing
up, So that like that version of

1436
01:43:53.640 --> 01:43:57.479
it. It doesn't translate well to
certain mediums or whatever, but I like

1437
01:43:57.560 --> 01:44:01.720
my favorite version of that suit is
probably like up in up in the list

1438
01:44:01.720 --> 01:44:06.319
of like my favorite Spider Man suits, and and I I have to I

1439
01:44:06.359 --> 01:44:14.239
know that this is like a controversial
one, but I have to say this

1440
01:44:14.319 --> 01:44:17.680
is not surprising, but like I
love I love this SPI this specifically the

1441
01:44:18.000 --> 01:44:25.760
Spider Man to Raimi suit. I
love love that suit not because it makes

1442
01:44:25.800 --> 01:44:29.680
sense, not because it it it
because it doesn't make sense. It's so

1443
01:44:30.039 --> 01:44:32.960
high quality and so unreasonably good.
There's no reason why Peter Parker would be

1444
01:44:32.960 --> 01:44:41.000
able to make something like that.
But it looks so distinct and like it

1445
01:44:41.279 --> 01:44:45.079
it looks it doesn't look like any
other Spider Man suit, but it also

1446
01:44:45.319 --> 01:44:50.119
looks like Spider Man. And I
love the like the hue of blue,

1447
01:44:50.560 --> 01:44:56.800
specifically like the dark the darker blue
on the legs. I love the I

1448
01:44:56.840 --> 01:44:59.600
love the big Spider I I don't
love it as much as I love the

1449
01:44:59.600 --> 01:45:04.000
British read to the brickish red to
of his the rest of it. And

1450
01:45:04.319 --> 01:45:08.560
I think what I think, what
I think What makes it for me is

1451
01:45:08.560 --> 01:45:12.119
is and this is like a something
that would probably like break a lot of

1452
01:45:12.159 --> 01:45:15.359
other suits, but I think it
works really well for the suit is the

1453
01:45:15.439 --> 01:45:19.840
fact that the mask is like a
face plate. Like I understand that it

1454
01:45:19.840 --> 01:45:25.560
doesn't make sense, but like from
like sheer like just speaking from like a

1455
01:45:25.640 --> 01:45:30.479
visual perspective, like having that solid
like there's there's an iconography to the shape

1456
01:45:31.039 --> 01:45:35.760
of Toby maguire Spider Man's face that
I cannot deny that, Like when I

1457
01:45:35.760 --> 01:45:39.119
see a silhouettes, it's like that
is even if it's just a head,

1458
01:45:39.159 --> 01:45:45.319
I'm like, that's Toby McGuire Spider
Man's head because it's got that specific shape

1459
01:45:45.319 --> 01:45:47.119
to it that the game doesn't have, and I think that's that's why it

1460
01:45:47.119 --> 01:45:49.920
looks so fucked in the game.
Also, it just looks ill shitty in

1461
01:45:49.920 --> 01:45:54.239
the game, to be fair,
like, I don't think any other version

1462
01:45:54.279 --> 01:45:57.119
aside from the movies, makes it
look as good as it actually does.

1463
01:45:57.399 --> 01:46:00.439
And that's kind of like a problem
with it because like every everything fails at

1464
01:46:00.479 --> 01:46:04.079
it because because I every day personally
I like the Raimi suit. I hate

1465
01:46:04.079 --> 01:46:09.880
the Raimi black suit. That is
that I have a really big and they

1466
01:46:09.960 --> 01:46:12.439
can't and they couldn't. They couldn't
make it the way it looks in the

1467
01:46:12.479 --> 01:46:15.119
show because of the nature of the
black suit is so glossy and slimy.

1468
01:46:15.319 --> 01:46:19.800
That's literally an alien that like you
know, like like our friend Hans just

1469
01:46:19.880 --> 01:46:23.199
like like he literally was like he
called me. He was like, dude,

1470
01:46:23.560 --> 01:46:26.720
this is why it can't work,
because they told me the pictures and

1471
01:46:26.760 --> 01:46:29.159
everything. He was like, it
just can't work in live action. It's

1472
01:46:29.199 --> 01:46:31.159
not gonna look good. The way
the light would reflect off of it would

1473
01:46:31.199 --> 01:46:34.479
be really fucked and recording it,
it just wouldn't look good if it was

1474
01:46:34.479 --> 01:46:39.840
a slimy thing. And I'm like, I know, but the black Suit

1475
01:46:39.880 --> 01:46:45.520
is a flawless character suit that is
the best. That's the best alternate costume

1476
01:46:45.159 --> 01:46:50.159
period and and in hero history,
it is the best alternate costume. Yeah,

1477
01:46:50.239 --> 01:46:54.800
yeah, Evil that Batman has a
better costume in Spider Man, that's

1478
01:46:54.840 --> 01:46:57.760
true. But Batman does not have
a bad And that may be true,

1479
01:46:57.800 --> 01:47:00.439
and people people argue back and forth, like this person has the best costume,

1480
01:47:00.760 --> 01:47:01.880
the best costume, X Y and
Z, all these heroes, right,

1481
01:47:02.000 --> 01:47:06.039
but you cannot say anyone has a
better alternate costume than Spider Man without

1482
01:47:06.079 --> 01:47:11.399
a doubt. That is an unwinnable
argument. The black suit is perfect.

1483
01:47:11.640 --> 01:47:15.119
I think the black suit is just
the Raymi black suit. I don't I

1484
01:47:15.159 --> 01:47:19.359
don't love it. I like it
in the context that like it makes sense

1485
01:47:19.399 --> 01:47:24.239
within the within like the it makes
sense in the realm of that movie.

1486
01:47:24.239 --> 01:47:29.199
But like I would have way,
I would have preferred to see the original

1487
01:47:29.239 --> 01:47:30.720
black. I understand why it didn't
work. I understand why they couldn't do

1488
01:47:30.800 --> 01:47:35.479
it, but like even just even
if they just got rid of the raised

1489
01:47:35.479 --> 01:47:43.800
webbing, just something to distinguish it
from like the original from white, that's

1490
01:47:43.840 --> 01:47:45.800
it. Do you think like if
the webbing was white that would have made

1491
01:47:45.800 --> 01:47:49.119
a difference. No, there's it'd
be too much. It'd be too much

1492
01:47:49.119 --> 01:47:51.319
webbing on if it was all white. You know. That's kind of the

1493
01:47:51.359 --> 01:47:54.199
thing. I remember, how No, you know how the game, you

1494
01:47:54.199 --> 01:47:56.239
know how it looks in the Spider
Man video game, the new one,

1495
01:47:56.439 --> 01:47:59.439
how the wives look white, and
it's just too much on it. Yeah,

1496
01:47:59.479 --> 01:48:02.560
it would just be that but black
right now, the ways weapons should

1497
01:48:02.560 --> 01:48:06.000
just be down and it should be
at least a big white spider on the

1498
01:48:06.119 --> 01:48:11.720
chest. But I was told that
filming that would not look good. It

1499
01:48:11.760 --> 01:48:15.600
would not look good on film because
having a big, glaring white piece of

1500
01:48:15.640 --> 01:48:17.520
thing on this dead while all the
lights are on him would fuck up the

1501
01:48:17.520 --> 01:48:19.960
way it would film, it would
look in filming. Yeah, it was

1502
01:48:20.199 --> 01:48:24.359
exposure. Yeah, I understand.
I understand why it looks the way it

1503
01:48:24.359 --> 01:48:27.800
does by necessity, but like it's
it's not my favorite suit at all.

1504
01:48:28.039 --> 01:48:30.279
But like I do, I have
to say man like during there's something about

1505
01:48:30.319 --> 01:48:34.640
the way that suit looks in those
movies that it's just like it looks really

1506
01:48:34.680 --> 01:48:39.800
fucking good, like for a live
action adaptation of like a superhero suit to

1507
01:48:39.920 --> 01:48:44.039
be First of all, keep in
mind that suit was made at a time

1508
01:48:44.119 --> 01:48:51.319
when when when we got superhero movies, the suits were like it felt like

1509
01:48:51.399 --> 01:48:56.600
studios were embarrassed by the suits,
you know what I mean, Like Batman

1510
01:48:56.640 --> 01:48:59.439
had to be really cool. You
know, it had to be like all

1511
01:48:59.439 --> 01:49:02.560
this. I don't know I'm saying
that Batman's I'm not saying that Batman's suits

1512
01:49:02.560 --> 01:49:04.720
in the Bail movies were bad by
the way. I'm just saying like they're

1513
01:49:04.840 --> 01:49:08.279
very not comic accurate, like because
like I think there was a there was

1514
01:49:08.319 --> 01:49:10.720
a there was a fear that like
if they did that, no one would

1515
01:49:10.760 --> 01:49:13.640
like it. Same thing with like
X Men, where they they just didn't

1516
01:49:13.640 --> 01:49:16.119
have them in they had them in
the black you know, the what do

1517
01:49:16.199 --> 01:49:20.840
you what do you call? Yeah, and then so like it was at

1518
01:49:20.840 --> 01:49:24.720
a time where like it was really
like they just weren't doing that, and

1519
01:49:24.800 --> 01:49:29.760
so they did take some liberties,
like the eyes are sharp and that there's

1520
01:49:29.880 --> 01:49:33.720
raised webbing, but that is a
faithful as fuck costume. Like the the

1521
01:49:33.760 --> 01:49:36.079
lines are where they need to be, the spiders are where they need to

1522
01:49:36.119 --> 01:49:40.199
be, Like the colors are what
they what they are, Like they're darker

1523
01:49:40.239 --> 01:49:43.399
for like film purposes, but like
and I just remember being like smitten by

1524
01:49:43.439 --> 01:49:45.439
it because I saw it. I
remember seeing it in motion for the first

1525
01:49:45.479 --> 01:49:48.560
time. It was like seeing it
in in the movie made me believe like,

1526
01:49:48.680 --> 01:49:55.199
oh this this guy could be real. And I'll never forget that specific

1527
01:49:55.239 --> 01:49:58.000
moment where it's just like that made
me like believe in Spider Man in like

1528
01:49:58.000 --> 01:50:00.920
a way that I hadn't really quite
thought of before, I understand. And

1529
01:50:00.960 --> 01:50:01.840
so that so that suit is like
really important to me. I don't think

1530
01:50:01.840 --> 01:50:05.039
it's the best suit ever, but
it's one that I have the most connection

1531
01:50:05.119 --> 01:50:11.560
to for sure. Black black suit
is so so good, such a well

1532
01:50:11.600 --> 01:50:15.079
designed suit. For no reason either. They were just like the guy that

1533
01:50:15.199 --> 01:50:16.720
made it to the guy made it
for like a few dollars. You say

1534
01:50:16.760 --> 01:50:20.079
about the guy that made it for
like a few bucks. Yeah, they

1535
01:50:20.079 --> 01:50:26.920
gave seventeen dollars. Shout out.
I love the eyes too, like the

1536
01:50:26.920 --> 01:50:30.840
specific shape of the eyes. It's
just they're different, they're more they're more

1537
01:50:30.880 --> 01:50:33.720
angry. Yeah, I'm like,
but they're also like they're also like more

1538
01:50:33.800 --> 01:50:38.239
round. It's good. Like it's
it's a they're it's a good suit.

1539
01:50:38.399 --> 01:50:41.840
And shout out to you. Also, Alex, the Alex Ross suit.

1540
01:50:41.880 --> 01:50:45.079
I like that suit a lot.
Oh, the Black Assassin suit. I

1541
01:50:45.119 --> 01:50:48.560
don't know if it's the Black Assassin
suit. It's just the thread of black

1542
01:50:49.079 --> 01:50:57.359
if I'm on a slack assassins Spider
spider Man me, yeah, yeah,

1543
01:50:57.760 --> 01:51:01.359
it's it's like this was crazy,
the red and like the black rest of

1544
01:51:01.359 --> 01:51:06.720
the body and he has guns in
his fucking wrists. I wanted so I

1545
01:51:06.720 --> 01:51:10.439
didn't even know that. I only
saw. I only saw it because it

1546
01:51:10.479 --> 01:51:14.600
was like an unlockable costume for the
Toby Maguire for the first game. You

1547
01:51:14.600 --> 01:51:18.079
could get the Alex Ross. It
does costumes that old Jesus Christ. Yeah,

1548
01:51:18.079 --> 01:51:21.560
isn't that crazy. It's called Alex
Ross and in that game, so

1549
01:51:21.680 --> 01:51:24.640
like That's what I always knew it
as I didn't know it was like a

1550
01:51:25.439 --> 01:51:30.279
would you call it? It's what
happens is that costume where like if he

1551
01:51:30.439 --> 01:51:32.359
was if he was trained by Wolverine
Wolverine or train to become an assassin.

1552
01:51:32.479 --> 01:51:38.239
I obviously Spider Man's powers lend towards
being an assassin so well that he was

1553
01:51:38.279 --> 01:51:40.960
like, I'm just gonna train you
to be in this killer and he becomes

1554
01:51:40.960 --> 01:51:45.159
like a fucking the best hit man
on the planet because Spider Man's powers are

1555
01:51:45.239 --> 01:51:51.079
ridiculous. Yeah, you get this. You go up against this five foot

1556
01:51:51.159 --> 01:51:55.920
like five foot ten like twig and
you're like, I'm gonna fuck this guy

1557
01:51:56.000 --> 01:51:58.760
up. And he picks you up
and throws you a few city blocks and

1558
01:51:58.760 --> 01:52:02.960
you're like, well darn or he's
on your ceiling. You don't know he's

1559
01:52:03.000 --> 01:52:08.399
there. I love that costumes.
It was very good one as well.

1560
01:52:09.199 --> 01:52:11.319
Yeah, the one in I don't
know if this is true in the comic,

1561
01:52:11.399 --> 01:52:14.279
but like the one in the in
the PS or the PS two Xbox

1562
01:52:14.359 --> 01:52:17.079
or six or not Xbox or six
PS two Xbox game has like the rounded

1563
01:52:17.119 --> 01:52:20.399
Spider on the back too. I
think it does. It's a it's a

1564
01:52:20.520 --> 01:52:25.840
it's a it's just pretty much like
the original one. Yeah, and it's

1565
01:52:25.880 --> 01:52:30.479
got like the Circle Spiders, the
Raging Did you see the Sparking Zero stuff

1566
01:52:30.520 --> 01:52:32.520
for today? Oh dude, yes
of course I did. I. Oh

1567
01:52:32.560 --> 01:52:34.439
god, we got to talk about
that a little bit. I forgot about

1568
01:52:34.479 --> 01:52:39.960
that questions. No, no,
no, you're right. I'm so excited.

1569
01:52:40.199 --> 01:52:43.239
It looks so good. It looks
so good. Yeah, So so

1570
01:52:43.279 --> 01:52:48.039
we're talking about we're talking about there's
a new game coming out. Basically,

1571
01:52:48.079 --> 01:52:54.960
it's called Sparking Zero. It's a
dragon ball fighting game, arena fighter.

1572
01:52:55.119 --> 01:52:59.000
It's been a long time since they've
made one of these, specifically in this

1573
01:52:59.119 --> 01:53:01.199
style, because they like they tried, like they did like Ultimate t Kaichi

1574
01:53:01.279 --> 01:53:05.159
that sucked. They did Raging Blast
and Raging Blast two, which I felt

1575
01:53:05.199 --> 01:53:13.399
just weren't very good. But this
looks straight up like like it looks it

1576
01:53:13.479 --> 01:53:17.760
looks like one, two three,
but it looks gorgeous, like even just

1577
01:53:17.760 --> 01:53:20.479
the way that they're charging and like
the the way that or looks and they're

1578
01:53:20.479 --> 01:53:26.359
trying to like, this looks so
good. It looks it looks its like

1579
01:53:27.239 --> 01:53:30.399
again, dude, it's just crazy
even to the bar, even to the

1580
01:53:30.439 --> 01:53:35.159
bars they have. Yeah, you
don't even have to even have you remember

1581
01:53:35.159 --> 01:53:39.319
remember the transformation secondary bar in the
below one way, like if you got

1582
01:53:39.319 --> 01:53:43.399
to go from one to if you
hold it, you go up to levels.

1583
01:53:43.880 --> 01:53:46.920
It even Vat's back And I'm like, this is and you can deflect

1584
01:53:47.000 --> 01:53:53.520
fucking gallic guns and common and when
freaking free, but you just slaps the

1585
01:53:53.560 --> 01:53:59.199
common out the way. Dude,
I was like, is this is probably

1586
01:53:59.680 --> 01:54:00.600
I don't know what it says about
me, but like this is probably like

1587
01:54:00.600 --> 01:54:03.920
the most excited I have been for
a game in a very long time,

1588
01:54:04.600 --> 01:54:10.760
because I've been wanting this type of
like I haven't there's no there's a lot

1589
01:54:10.800 --> 01:54:14.319
of RPGs, all right, there's
a lot of Souls borns. There's a

1590
01:54:14.319 --> 01:54:16.479
lot of first person shooters. There's
even a lot of fighting games, right,

1591
01:54:16.960 --> 01:54:25.279
but there's not I have yet to
experience joy in a fighting game with

1592
01:54:25.319 --> 01:54:30.239
the casualness and and the and the
intensity of like when I would play like

1593
01:54:30.479 --> 01:54:33.640
with like friends of mine, Like
there was something about that time. But

1594
01:54:33.760 --> 01:54:36.319
the music, the style, the
direction, the fact that it's obviously connected

1595
01:54:36.319 --> 01:54:40.479
to a universe that I love that
like I haven't gotten in a long time.

1596
01:54:40.560 --> 01:54:43.359
I hated Raging Blast and Raging Blast
two. I don't know, I

1597
01:54:43.359 --> 01:54:45.560
don't even know what they just something
about the controls and just the way that

1598
01:54:45.600 --> 01:54:50.119
it looked and and uh, I
remember being annoyed that they changed the bars

1599
01:54:50.159 --> 01:54:54.359
to those bubbles, like it was
like a circle. They were circle.

1600
01:54:54.840 --> 01:54:57.199
Yeah. I didn't know I was
dying. I didn't know I was dying.

1601
01:54:57.239 --> 01:54:59.079
I was like, am I hurting
now? I was like, is

1602
01:54:59.119 --> 01:55:00.199
that my energy? Is that my
health is? Is? Like? What?

1603
01:55:00.399 --> 01:55:03.119
Like, what the fuck is going
on? So that UI shit didn't

1604
01:55:03.159 --> 01:55:08.680
really make sense to me that other
games later on had like weird like overlays

1605
01:55:08.720 --> 01:55:12.319
over it. I didn't like Cacarat
really that much the way it played.

1606
01:55:12.399 --> 01:55:17.439
And I don't know, seeing this
again and seeing it looks so much like

1607
01:55:19.239 --> 01:55:21.920
this sure time I saw when I
was younger, you know, like the

1608
01:55:21.960 --> 01:55:26.560
image in my brain, it's that
I'm seeing it again. I'm like,

1609
01:55:26.600 --> 01:55:29.000
oh, I remember it looking like
this before too. Yeah, And it's

1610
01:55:29.000 --> 01:55:30.439
making me. It just it just
gives me a degree of excitement that I

1611
01:55:30.479 --> 01:55:34.359
haven't had because I don't know.
We lost Toriano recently, you know,

1612
01:55:34.520 --> 01:55:39.279
it hit Dragon Ball Super. The
manga just got to the point where it

1613
01:55:39.319 --> 01:55:43.680
was like the coolest point by far, Like we just we just got like

1614
01:55:43.720 --> 01:55:45.800
the the first time in years we
got a full like battle royal from all

1615
01:55:45.840 --> 01:55:50.880
the Saints. It was Broley versus
gold Coo versus goaltender versus Gohans Johnson's vegeta.

1616
01:55:50.960 --> 01:55:56.000
We haven't had one of those moments
in like decades in dragon Ball Z.

1617
01:55:56.119 --> 01:55:59.039
You know, we've all these very
like yeah, like, what when

1618
01:55:59.159 --> 01:56:05.800
was your last time everyone really fought
with these was if that maybe like we

1619
01:56:06.039 --> 01:56:10.119
I don't think we ever had a
moment where all the sands really just fought

1620
01:56:10.159 --> 01:56:12.239
against each other. It's like,
let's just have a let's just let this

1621
01:56:12.279 --> 01:56:15.159
fight it really, it literally was
just the same saga like that was.

1622
01:56:15.239 --> 01:56:17.880
And that was just because it was
the were enemies. They weren't even as

1623
01:56:17.920 --> 01:56:20.760
like just training with each other to
get each other stronger. And it just

1624
01:56:20.760 --> 01:56:23.840
felt really good, you know,
and then like we lost, and then

1625
01:56:23.920 --> 01:56:28.079
like just all that stuff happens and
then compound for me. Also, I

1626
01:56:28.279 --> 01:56:30.039
really start playing the card game for
Dragon Ball because it's a card game that

1627
01:56:30.079 --> 01:56:35.199
came out recently really fun. Yeah, and then now this comes out too,

1628
01:56:35.239 --> 01:56:40.680
and I'm like in a in an
era of so much sadness for all

1629
01:56:40.720 --> 01:56:44.760
of us who love why he created. There's so much beautiful stuff coming on.

1630
01:56:45.520 --> 01:56:48.079
So it makes me feel good in
my heart to see like that Dragon

1631
01:56:48.159 --> 01:56:51.680
Ball is not dead, you know, it's it's it's not gone yet.

1632
01:56:53.520 --> 01:56:57.600
Yeah, people argue it should be
gone, but I'm loving what I'm getting

1633
01:56:57.600 --> 01:57:00.239
from it right now. I'm loving
it. It can die after this.

1634
01:57:01.399 --> 01:57:04.560
I'm fine with it. But like, but I but I want my I

1635
01:57:04.600 --> 01:57:08.560
want my tank kaychi and the fact
that we're I don't know. The last

1636
01:57:08.560 --> 01:57:11.039
tan Kaichi, the last real tan
Kaichi game came out in like fucking two

1637
01:57:11.039 --> 01:57:15.319
thousand and seven or something like like
a definitely long time ago, definitely nearly

1638
01:57:15.399 --> 01:57:19.239
twenty years ago. There's there's alternate
ta kaichi. But like that sucks.

1639
01:57:19.239 --> 01:57:23.479
It's really bad. Like it's not
it's not even close to Yeah, it's

1640
01:57:23.520 --> 01:57:25.520
not. It plays it. I
didn't buy it. That's how good.

1641
01:57:25.560 --> 01:57:29.880
That's how bad it was. Yeah, I wasn't. No, I didn't.

1642
01:57:29.880 --> 01:57:30.319
I didn't either. I played it
a friend house. It's like,

1643
01:57:30.319 --> 01:57:32.560
oh they got a Dragon Ball game. It's like okay, And I played

1644
01:57:32.600 --> 01:57:35.239
it and I was like this is
this place itself? Literally like it like

1645
01:57:35.439 --> 01:57:39.119
you. I think, if I
remember correctly, you can't even throw beams

1646
01:57:39.159 --> 01:57:42.119
if you're like really close to someone, like it just doesn't let you because

1647
01:57:42.119 --> 01:57:44.119
it's just like you're not in beam
range. And it's like, this is

1648
01:57:44.159 --> 01:57:49.159
so stupid. This is not at
all what tan Kaichi was. It looks

1649
01:57:49.960 --> 01:57:55.239
just play as Gohan. I like
to play as mistic Gohan. I can't

1650
01:57:55.239 --> 01:57:59.159
like to use my beast form.
I could like to see Jack Orange Piccolo.

1651
01:57:59.439 --> 01:58:01.039
That is something thing I want to
see in that game is so big.

1652
01:58:01.199 --> 01:58:05.680
I just want to see lumbering Piccolos
standing over people. It's gonna be

1653
01:58:06.159 --> 01:58:09.800
is gonna have a transformation that's gonna
be It's gonna be exciting. Finally,

1654
01:58:10.119 --> 01:58:14.479
I remember he had sync yet sync
with Now remember it wasn't a compition.

1655
01:58:14.520 --> 01:58:16.920
It's one of those like the you
like you use the bars and you just

1656
01:58:16.960 --> 01:58:19.920
get like a bunch of power ups
on the lower screen. He'll finally be

1657
01:58:19.960 --> 01:58:25.720
able to transform into something. I'm
so excited. Oh yeah, I can

1658
01:58:26.039 --> 01:58:28.760
quick enough, dude, that game
cannot come quick enough. Yeah I was.

1659
01:58:28.800 --> 01:58:30.600
I was super sad to see that
there wasn't like a release date at

1660
01:58:30.640 --> 01:58:34.359
the end of it, because I'm
I'm really fucking eager to play it.

1661
01:58:34.520 --> 01:58:41.079
We have to play you understand this. Come over, Yes, yeah,

1662
01:58:41.119 --> 01:58:42.960
just come over. We're just gonna
it's gonna be in my house. We're

1663
01:58:42.960 --> 01:58:46.359
gonna have food where it's gonna play
dragon Ball for hours. Oh yeah,

1664
01:58:46.520 --> 01:58:49.319
dude, it looks so good,
Like the movement looks good, the art

1665
01:58:49.359 --> 01:58:55.600
style looks my last everything is dude, so flying past you, dude.

1666
01:58:56.640 --> 01:59:00.880
Oh man, I'm really curious how
the balance of like trying beams is gonna

1667
01:59:00.920 --> 01:59:03.880
work. Like I wonder if you
can if it like takes energy or like

1668
01:59:03.880 --> 01:59:06.000
like you need it. It's gonna
be timing. You remember an old ones

1669
01:59:06.039 --> 01:59:09.359
time you could carry like the charge
key blast if you just block it the

1670
01:59:09.399 --> 01:59:12.079
right time, you slap it out
the way. Yeah, but like,

1671
01:59:12.520 --> 01:59:15.640
I think it's gonna be really strict
timing that it's gonna eat a lot of

1672
01:59:15.640 --> 01:59:17.800
them to the face by fucking it. I think it's timing, and I

1673
01:59:17.840 --> 01:59:21.199
think it's gonna I think I think
it will consume key to do it.

1674
01:59:21.239 --> 01:59:25.319
I think that's the only way to
make that fair. Yeah, for sure,

1675
01:59:25.359 --> 01:59:27.119
if you gotta spend key to do
it, you gotta spend key to

1676
01:59:27.159 --> 01:59:30.399
get rid of it. That makes
sense, Yeah, because otherwise you could

1677
01:59:30.439 --> 01:59:33.520
just spam the moment, you know, you just deflect anything, and there's

1678
01:59:33.520 --> 01:59:38.439
no strategy. I don't know.
Yeah, I'm really I'm fucking so siked

1679
01:59:38.439 --> 01:59:42.079
for it. I can't believe the
way they look the designs. It's insane.

1680
01:59:42.159 --> 01:59:45.600
Wait, how how well, like
just how much clear? Like time

1681
01:59:45.640 --> 01:59:49.439
they took in the designing the faces
of local vegeta again, they were like,

1682
01:59:49.439 --> 01:59:51.800
oh, the Super movie looked good. Let's just take the good parts

1683
01:59:51.840 --> 01:59:55.760
of that and put it into a
fucking video game. And I'm like,

1684
01:59:55.880 --> 02:00:02.520
yes, thank you, thank you
so much. Yeah, I dude,

1685
02:00:02.640 --> 02:00:09.439
I'm watching I'm watching it. Yes, it's hard not to like the bar

1686
02:00:10.560 --> 02:00:15.000
His hair is brown, dud.
Did you notice that Isa's hair is brown?

1687
02:00:15.039 --> 02:00:16.000
Like when you see the light on
his hair, you see the inner

1688
02:00:16.039 --> 02:00:23.359
colors brown. Finally, oh yeah, kinda. I do think his I

1689
02:00:24.039 --> 02:00:27.960
know, maybe it's maybe it's alternate
costumes or whatever, but like his his

1690
02:00:27.960 --> 02:00:31.399
his armor's a little bit too black. But like it's such a minor comparison.

1691
02:00:31.479 --> 02:00:33.880
Yeah, like I wanted to be
a little bit more blue, but

1692
02:00:33.960 --> 02:00:39.479
like that's such an complaint. It
might be it might be super That's why

1693
02:00:39.479 --> 02:00:42.880
it might be super Vegeta. That's
oh, that's true. Yeah, cousin

1694
02:00:43.560 --> 02:00:47.239
super he has, I don't know, and it's super he has because yeah,

1695
02:00:47.279 --> 02:00:50.079
Goku's armor is a little dark,
A little dark, not too dark.

1696
02:00:50.800 --> 02:00:53.720
I think it just might be like
the color prection in the game is

1697
02:00:53.760 --> 02:00:56.119
like the way that they're showing it
is like kind of like maybe like a

1698
02:00:56.159 --> 02:00:58.800
little bit more saturated or a little
bit more contrasted. But like, dude,

1699
02:00:58.960 --> 02:01:00.600
how much flu do you have?
You're flying? You're just able to

1700
02:01:00.680 --> 02:01:05.199
ziperroun. You guys don't get Some
of you guys probably don't remember ten Kai.

1701
02:01:05.520 --> 02:01:10.239
I think that's why you guys don't
remember. I remember it coming out.

1702
02:01:10.239 --> 02:01:13.279
I remember the first one coming out
and it being pretty fun, and

1703
02:01:13.279 --> 02:01:15.840
then also the second one, like
it came immediately after the first one.

1704
02:01:15.920 --> 02:01:18.159
I feel like one and two came
out. It was a year in like

1705
02:01:18.359 --> 02:01:21.399
weeks of each other, almost because
I was still busy playing one, and

1706
02:01:21.439 --> 02:01:25.840
I remember in one you couldn't pick
you couldn't go Super Saiyan. You had

1707
02:01:25.840 --> 02:01:29.920
to pick Super say pick them,
and I hated I hated that ship.

1708
02:01:30.159 --> 02:01:33.479
And then the second one came out, and then two was like encapsulating for

1709
02:01:33.520 --> 02:01:38.119
everybody. I remember too. There
was one point in a game where you're

1710
02:01:38.119 --> 02:01:42.640
doing your story mode where you have
to fight five mecha freezes where go cool

1711
02:01:42.640 --> 02:01:45.760
and Vegeta, and that fight sucked. That was such an annoying fight.

1712
02:01:45.920 --> 02:01:48.359
They had less life, but they
were just concept. Like, yo,

1713
02:01:48.439 --> 02:01:51.039
dude, I don't want to fight
another freezer and you have to fight no

1714
02:01:51.079 --> 02:01:55.359
mecha cooler cooler. It was a
big Getty Star movie. You end kept

1715
02:01:55.359 --> 02:01:58.119
fighting cool and cooler. My friend
was like, yo, dude, this

1716
02:01:58.159 --> 02:02:00.319
is the beginning of the game.
How can we not Now here's the thing

1717
02:02:00.359 --> 02:02:04.880
about it. Are we gonna get
GT characters in this? Very likely?

1718
02:02:06.600 --> 02:02:09.880
I don't know. There's not dragon
Ball, Zeo, dragon Ball Supers,

1719
02:02:09.960 --> 02:02:14.119
dragon Ball Sparking Blast you know,
yeah, I guess, or Sparking Zero.

1720
02:02:14.199 --> 02:02:16.760
Yeah. I guess you're right.
So I guess they just haven't showcased

1721
02:02:16.760 --> 02:02:18.720
it. I guess I wouldn't because
I guess the whole point is that they

1722
02:02:18.760 --> 02:02:21.720
would showcase super because that's new and
you'd want to know. You'd want to

1723
02:02:21.760 --> 02:02:28.720
know that, like Tapo is in
there and all that stuff. But I

1724
02:02:28.720 --> 02:02:30.720
don't care about Topo, honestly,
I'm being honest. Well, you know

1725
02:02:30.760 --> 02:02:34.279
what I mean, like just so
just to show that like there's it's more

1726
02:02:34.359 --> 02:02:41.520
recent as opposed to because I remember
one of the Boudecai games came out before

1727
02:02:41.600 --> 02:02:44.800
GT was finished, so like you
had like a bunch of yeah, like

1728
02:02:44.800 --> 02:02:46.520
a bunch of characters. But we
came up before we finished GT, so

1729
02:02:46.800 --> 02:02:49.720
before we were down detail over it. So we saw Mega Centron, we

1730
02:02:49.800 --> 02:02:58.199
saw that, we saw the Super
saying four forms. Yeah. I was

1731
02:02:58.199 --> 02:02:59.960
like, who the fuck is this? I was like, who the fuck

1732
02:03:00.119 --> 02:03:02.680
is this guy? Because in America
they kept restarting the series over and over

1733
02:03:02.720 --> 02:03:05.520
again, so we'd get to a
decent place and they'd be like, oh,

1734
02:03:05.640 --> 02:03:12.039
I just saw Super seventeen. Who's
this Dragon guy? Yea, what's

1735
02:03:12.119 --> 02:03:17.319
going on here? You know?
I'm I'm really really really excited. Like

1736
02:03:17.359 --> 02:03:23.239
this is exactly the kind of wholesome
like thing that I think I need right

1737
02:03:23.239 --> 02:03:25.840
now in video games where it's just
like just take me back, let me

1738
02:03:25.840 --> 02:03:30.039
play through the Dragon Ball story at
like an abridged pace, Let me have

1739
02:03:30.119 --> 02:03:32.880
these fights, let me hear these
actors do their thing again. I never

1740
02:03:32.920 --> 02:03:38.319
get tired of it, so let
me just do it, dude. I

1741
02:03:38.560 --> 02:03:42.199
played all these games back to back
basically, and I played through the same

1742
02:03:42.359 --> 02:03:45.800
They're gonna go through super Stuff too, super Stuff too, and you're gonna

1743
02:03:45.840 --> 02:03:47.600
if they're gonna find love for the
super Stuff playing it, you know,

1744
02:03:47.800 --> 02:03:49.840
like, you know what, I
actually kind of like super I enjoyed.

1745
02:03:50.119 --> 02:03:55.760
I enjoyed playing this stuff as ultra
instance, that alter inesting fight was kind

1746
02:03:55.760 --> 02:03:59.479
of sick, you know what I
really think about it? Playing that that's

1747
02:03:59.560 --> 02:04:01.720
pretty I mean that that is what
happened with me with Ze. I mean

1748
02:04:01.760 --> 02:04:09.479
like I didn't know what literally,
I just I just didn't know what what

1749
02:04:09.600 --> 02:04:13.279
dragon ball Z was like. I
played Boudokay at a friend's house and he

1750
02:04:13.359 --> 02:04:16.359
was like and he was like,
I remember it was my friend Michael,

1751
02:04:16.840 --> 02:04:18.319
and I was like over, I
was like, oh, this is kind

1752
02:04:18.319 --> 02:04:19.680
of crazy. I was like,
yeah, it's based on a show,

1753
02:04:19.680 --> 02:04:25.279
and it was like a show.
And I basically like played through the entire

1754
02:04:25.920 --> 02:04:30.640
story through the game before I even
saw the show, and I loved it.

1755
02:04:30.720 --> 02:04:34.800
But it's a dragon ball, man, Yeah, a dragon ball anyway,

1756
02:04:35.079 --> 02:04:44.640
Uh do we have Actually, yeah, this question would make more sense

1757
02:04:44.680 --> 02:04:46.279
if Derek was here because's very,
very music heavy. So we're gonna save

1758
02:04:46.279 --> 02:04:51.079
this for Derek. When he gets
back from his abduction. Uh next time,

1759
02:04:53.399 --> 02:04:56.880
let's uh, let's get on out
of here. Thanks for stopping by

1760
02:04:57.560 --> 02:05:04.159
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1761
02:05:05.039 --> 02:05:11.000
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1762
02:05:11.079 --> 02:05:14.600
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1763
02:05:14.600 --> 02:05:17.680
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1764
02:05:17.720 --> 02:05:25.359
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1765
02:05:25.439 --> 02:05:29.039
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1766
02:05:29.039 --> 02:05:31.600
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1767
02:05:31.680 --> 02:05:38.000
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gonna read now our twenty five dollars patrons,

1768
02:05:39.960 --> 02:05:47.199
So whenever you're ready, count me
down three two one, and the

1769
02:05:47.279 --> 02:05:50.319
com we'll fill us all. Throw
my ass against your balls, and don't

1770
02:05:50.319 --> 02:05:56.800
forget to pee when you are finished. These are these people's names, Limp

1771
02:05:56.960 --> 02:06:00.159
dick Skit. It's one of those. It's just one of those gays where

1772
02:06:00.199 --> 02:06:01.960
you just want to take his com. Every but is fucked, every cock

1773
02:06:02.039 --> 02:06:08.159
is sucked. That's right, there's
there's it needs some work, but that's

1774
02:06:08.159 --> 02:06:11.039
pretty good. Like the ending there
is is pretty good. Car beeper.

1775
02:06:11.720 --> 02:06:14.880
Uh, she swing on my black
eye till I ray gun, miguel O

1776
02:06:14.920 --> 02:06:17.680
Harris, transmask, pussy Latig Gray
mcjackal, twenty eight US Marines and a

1777
02:06:17.680 --> 02:06:25.159
black Ford Raptor in Blackford Raptor trucks
seizing ram Ranch. Uh looking for Prince

1778
02:06:25.159 --> 02:06:27.960
Harry so they can fuck his butt. Also, isn't that happening? There's

1779
02:06:27.960 --> 02:06:30.960
something happening with the royal family,
isn't there isn't like Kate Middleton missing or

1780
02:06:30.960 --> 02:06:35.479
something? Wait? What I swear
to God I saw this like that,

1781
02:06:35.640 --> 02:06:41.039
like like I remember, like Kate
Middleton is missing. I did not know

1782
02:06:41.119 --> 02:06:44.600
that. Can I tell you something? What? I don't know? Who?

1783
02:06:44.800 --> 02:06:48.520
Don't know who Kate Milton is?
She is prince No fucking idea,

1784
02:06:49.840 --> 02:06:56.560
she's the Prince's wife. I think
I don't know Pap. I remember Papa

1785
02:06:56.600 --> 02:06:59.640
Middleton because she had a fat ass. One of the sisters, the sister

1786
02:06:59.720 --> 02:07:04.119
of the U of Kate Middleton,
had a big butt. Kate Middleton's first

1787
02:07:04.119 --> 02:07:08.640
public outing since surgery is throwing some
people off. Oh she had surgery.

1788
02:07:09.319 --> 02:07:12.920
Why a new video of Kate Middleton
isn't quelling concerns. Oh yeah, I've

1789
02:07:12.920 --> 02:07:15.359
seen some conspiracy theories that it's like
a doppelganger and it kind of I don't

1790
02:07:15.359 --> 02:07:18.760
know whatever, I don't care.
I don't care about the royals. Fuck

1791
02:07:18.800 --> 02:07:24.439
the royals. I don't care about
anybody from me, honest, yeah,

1792
02:07:24.640 --> 02:07:27.720
Cytherias conjured sportsword. Excuse me,
milady? Is that a? Is that

1793
02:07:27.760 --> 02:07:31.720
gameror? Come organic? How do
you make the names longer? Won't let

1794
02:07:31.760 --> 02:07:35.119
me? Thanks, Jack the world's
fastest mayor. You can find me in

1795
02:07:35.199 --> 02:07:39.439
his butt bussy full of nut.
Look, daddy, I got the seed

1796
02:07:39.880 --> 02:07:42.720
if you want it in your gut? How can I be racist? Three

1797
02:07:42.800 --> 02:07:47.520
fifths of my friends are three fifths
It's crazy. Jesus, Big Meaty stinks,

1798
02:07:47.560 --> 02:07:49.760
Andy the man who's handies are st
here and Dandy. Chris getting spit

1799
02:07:49.800 --> 02:07:53.960
roasted by Derek and Sween. Jeremy
coomed in my ass today, Heath playing

1800
02:07:54.560 --> 02:07:58.560
paying hundreds on Patreon not to use
the benefits. Chris is Margerian, anal

1801
02:07:58.640 --> 02:08:03.800
dwelling vestigial twin wanting him to stop
eating Chipotle. Juan Juan Cock fallises the

1802
02:08:03.920 --> 02:08:20.199
jizzler, David Hua Cock phallus gay
digi gay uh homeless transferm who comes yeep,

1803
02:08:20.359 --> 02:08:28.279
big big change, but Peter's muscles
are synthol trad gays On Dick Doc

1804
02:08:28.680 --> 02:08:31.159
will be the bass guy asking Selma
cash money for fee. Pix on Twitter

1805
02:08:31.159 --> 02:08:33.720
dead serious a SpongeBob piss Pants,
mister Pants. Keith David would be disappointed

1806
02:08:33.720 --> 02:08:37.119
in all of you if you didn't
make a gay loser baby cover. I

1807
02:08:37.199 --> 02:08:39.880
doubt that ball over the first sin
Spumba futters and he fucked my face.

1808
02:08:39.880 --> 02:08:45.600
Now I'm a commi eater smash mouth
A trench line of seventy seven earth Shaker

1809
02:08:45.680 --> 02:08:48.640
artillery cannons, all aimed at swings
of approximate location. Jolly old dipshit.

1810
02:08:48.720 --> 02:08:52.760
I need a guy, a guy
above me, given cummies. I need

1811
02:08:52.760 --> 02:09:01.399
a guy like Heopatra, Joan of
Arc h Afrogidy, Jesus Christ Uh,

1812
02:09:01.720 --> 02:09:07.159
Jesus, Souls, the real souls, bosses, my crumbling nervous system Toe

1813
02:09:07.199 --> 02:09:09.880
for laser, pistol, ciphergraph,
medium, Penis, har Goku, Chohan

1814
02:09:11.399 --> 02:09:16.479
and Niggolo team up to fight Frizzer. I still don't understand this time by

1815
02:09:16.840 --> 02:09:20.800
Floyd dicking agay, huh No,
I get that. I just don't get

1816
02:09:20.800 --> 02:09:30.399
anything else there hood dragon Ball characters, Yeah, dragon Ball characters, gangsterra

1817
02:09:31.359 --> 02:09:37.840
Gangster Gangster balls. He would be
fucking crazy time by pick Floyd Uh gangst

1818
02:09:37.840 --> 02:09:46.720
the gangs that watch the gangst the
Gangster the balls as nuts, Gangster balls.

1819
02:09:46.800 --> 02:09:52.640
He is my favorite. I love
gangster balls. He Yo Goku,

1820
02:09:54.399 --> 02:10:05.840
Hey yo Goku, get that nigga. Let's show huh nigga? Oh my

1821
02:10:05.920 --> 02:10:09.000
god? What am I saying?
Time by pulling for dicking a gay the

1822
02:10:09.000 --> 02:10:11.399
homeless we kicked up all the way
finger gave and bowls are in and out

1823
02:10:11.880 --> 02:10:13.119
gay Ronnie right, he would be
like good Dick's bad thighs. I don't

1824
02:10:13.119 --> 02:10:16.720
know, just having to piss him
off. Hunter Dubois, back with a

1825
02:10:16.800 --> 02:10:20.680
vengeance, Oh, back with a
revengeance, Cosmo Wanda, I wish for

1826
02:10:20.720 --> 02:10:26.279
a glass of kummies. The heyear
Toriyama got fucking Issaicaid into the snark tankting

1827
02:10:26.359 --> 02:10:30.560
Cinematic Universe, running rab Lily's pissed
dealer, back to tank of come the

1828
02:10:30.600 --> 02:10:35.359
Caucasian container of the cracker bile for
gays, Donald Trump burping on Dom's clip.

1829
02:10:35.479 --> 02:10:39.439
Super Earth is just regular Earth without
Israel asks strong to take any dong

1830
02:10:39.960 --> 02:10:43.279
in me where all Dick belongs.
Uh, she picked it on my Pippa.

1831
02:10:43.520 --> 02:10:46.800
I live in Orange County, New
York. Now, fuck you Long

1832
02:10:46.840 --> 02:10:54.239
Island. I mean, yeah,
sure, I don't remember if that's it.

1833
02:10:54.479 --> 02:11:00.000
I don't remember either location well enough
to know if that's a an upgrade

1834
02:11:00.119 --> 02:11:03.520
or not. But I feel like
it. County, New York is not.

1835
02:11:03.880 --> 02:11:07.600
Ar County, New York is not. It is so not notable that

1836
02:11:07.680 --> 02:11:09.439
the first thing you think of when
you think of Orange County is California.

1837
02:11:11.479 --> 02:11:16.520
So like count as a New Yorker, even though as in New York,

1838
02:11:16.520 --> 02:11:18.840
and when I heard Arche County,
I would think, oh, in Los

1839
02:11:18.880 --> 02:11:24.479
Angeles, in California. Oh you
mean near Disney, right, yeah right

1840
02:11:24.560 --> 02:11:33.560
yeah, RFK Junior Disney. Yeah, Robert RFK Junior has Aaron Rodgers as

1841
02:11:33.560 --> 02:11:37.439
his VP in twenty twenty four.
There's a non zero chances happens. Yeah,

1842
02:11:37.479 --> 02:11:41.880
we'll see spirit boxing Spirit. The
RFK support is wild to me,

1843
02:11:41.000 --> 02:11:46.119
dog, Yeah, I don't I
have I just haven't looked into him enough

1844
02:11:46.159 --> 02:11:48.840
to know like whether or not he's
has any good positions. I'm basing it.

1845
02:11:48.920 --> 02:11:54.560
Just The issue is he doesn't have
a chance because he's so gross to

1846
02:11:54.600 --> 02:11:58.359
listen to. I'm sorry, I
know that that's like really shallow and really

1847
02:11:58.439 --> 02:12:03.960
dumb, and it shouldn't matter.
Says it though, does but he like

1848
02:12:03.000 --> 02:12:05.720
he knows he's gonna fucking like no
one wants Oh my god, no one

1849
02:12:05.760 --> 02:12:11.680
wants to hear a State of the
Union from fucking like an emaciated skeletor sounding

1850
02:12:11.720 --> 02:12:15.960
motherfucker like no one wants me to
literally says it like it's not even like

1851
02:12:16.039 --> 02:12:22.239
other people just saying it. He
literally is like, I sound terrible.

1852
02:12:22.640 --> 02:12:24.720
Let me put this way, let
me put let me put it this way.

1853
02:12:26.000 --> 02:12:31.720
I of the politicians that I've supported
and known throughout my life, it's

1854
02:12:31.760 --> 02:12:35.680
not really a long list, not
really a long list. It's a very

1855
02:12:35.680 --> 02:12:41.039
short list. It was early on. I liked early on. I liked

1856
02:12:41.119 --> 02:12:43.720
Ron Paul as far as like the
Republicans went, because I felt like he

1857
02:12:43.800 --> 02:12:46.520
seemed like to be the most reasonable
Republican in that primary in twenty twelve and

1858
02:12:46.560 --> 02:12:52.359
before. But after that it's probably
Bernie Sanders. And I can tell you

1859
02:12:52.439 --> 02:12:56.960
this, if Bernie Sanders sounded anything
like Robert Robert F. Kennedy Junior,

1860
02:12:58.600 --> 02:13:01.000
I would say, like, look, man, I you but like you're

1861
02:13:01.079 --> 02:13:05.920
not you don't stand a fucking chance. You don't got it, Bud.

1862
02:13:05.560 --> 02:13:07.600
Even if I agreed with everything that
you're saying, and I think you're like

1863
02:13:07.640 --> 02:13:11.560
the most honest person and the most
honorable person and like you're doing the right

1864
02:13:11.560 --> 02:13:18.199
thing and your positions are correct,
you don't. You can't win a fight

1865
02:13:18.279 --> 02:13:22.000
like that. So I don't know. I haven't even bothered to look into

1866
02:13:22.079 --> 02:13:26.399
Robert Kenedy Junior because I just don't
even consider him a viable He's so unviable

1867
02:13:26.399 --> 02:13:28.920
to me that it's not even worth
knowing what his positions are. Like,

1868
02:13:28.960 --> 02:13:33.119
it's just I don't know what people
are deluding themselves into thinking that people are

1869
02:13:33.119 --> 02:13:37.520
suddenly gonna be okay with like a
demon a dress, like like the overall

1870
02:13:37.560 --> 02:13:41.079
your dress, like you're gonna want
like you're like you don't want a president

1871
02:13:41.119 --> 02:13:48.239
that like kids are gonna be afraid
of his voice. Like it's just not

1872
02:13:48.520 --> 02:13:52.560
it doesn't track. Uh maybe slightly
above average Clipton energy is just the hard

1873
02:13:52.680 --> 02:13:56.079
r star Coffee. Never made it
as a straight man, only made it

1874
02:13:56.119 --> 02:13:58.880
as a gay man squealing game gay
Blade, gay Blade. I like Dick.

1875
02:13:58.960 --> 02:14:01.680
If you if you can re one
page of Harry Potter, if you

1876
02:14:01.720 --> 02:14:07.000
can read one page of Harry Potter
book Edward Uh my son froze to death

1877
02:14:07.039 --> 02:14:09.600
in the waste of Ohio by giving
going homeless uh to pay you Fox now.

1878
02:14:09.640 --> 02:14:13.640
This is his memorial rip John transferm
Grandmlin exposing people with latos and Tomer's

1879
02:14:13.680 --> 02:14:18.319
ninety million rogins of ionizing radiation Yush
not Vinpenn Craig of the Canadian Matt Walsh

1880
02:14:18.399 --> 02:14:22.640
is my least favorite racist as he's
not very funny. Yeah, that's kind

1881
02:14:22.640 --> 02:14:24.039
of the thing, man. It's
like, if you're gonna be racist,

1882
02:14:24.079 --> 02:14:30.279
you gotta at least the very least
with it, you know. Yeah,

1883
02:14:30.359 --> 02:14:35.119
don't just come here and be racist. Don't just be a bigote, you

1884
02:14:35.199 --> 02:14:37.199
know, like come on, Yeah, anybody can do help me. Help

1885
02:14:37.279 --> 02:14:41.760
me. Your dog can do that
with a series of buttons with pre recorded

1886
02:14:41.880 --> 02:14:46.319
words listed in him, like it's
not it's not fun I don't know.

1887
02:14:48.319 --> 02:14:50.000
It's your boy, Shawne d I
want to I want to cock. I

1888
02:14:50.000 --> 02:14:52.119
want to cock. I want two
cocks. My twisted sister. I live

1889
02:14:52.119 --> 02:14:54.439
in Philly, and everything you guys
said is true. I also also I

1890
02:14:54.560 --> 02:14:58.319
once saw two homeless guys fucking near
my high school. Cool. If I

1891
02:14:58.319 --> 02:15:03.359
had Chris Reagan had one wish.
I'd wish that women could only speak by

1892
02:15:03.359 --> 02:15:05.159
shouting their names, like still,
like, what is this like stupid fucking

1893
02:15:05.159 --> 02:15:13.359
pokemon. I that would No,
that sounds horrible. God, that's sounds

1894
02:15:13.359 --> 02:15:20.600
better than whatever. I don't got
to worry about any of that. So

1895
02:15:20.720 --> 02:15:26.399
imploring, imploring UH people to look
up to bipolar Betty on TikTok. She

1896
02:15:26.439 --> 02:15:31.680
has no nose, just a hole. Ah, that's sad. Slurbin's stroke

1897
02:15:31.720 --> 02:15:35.800
and smoking joke and emoticons, emoticons
going like this drip mh Lord of Drip

1898
02:15:37.079 --> 02:15:39.800
telling the cartel members about to behead
me that Goku would be very disappointed at

1899
02:15:39.840 --> 02:15:43.319
them. I think the safest thing
you could do in Mexico is wearing a

1900
02:15:43.359 --> 02:15:48.279
dragon ball shirt. Actually, like
I actually think, like ironically, like

1901
02:15:48.439 --> 02:15:52.640
that would serve you so much better
than just wearing like a bulletproof vest or

1902
02:15:52.680 --> 02:15:58.159
like armor or anything like you would
you would it would be like it would

1903
02:15:58.199 --> 02:16:07.840
be like he's just wearing a dragon
ball shirt. Like that's say you're about

1904
02:16:07.880 --> 02:16:11.039
to get killed and you're like and
they're like, no, no, no,

1905
02:16:11.239 --> 02:16:11.680
it has that's the thing. It's
like it has to be on the

1906
02:16:11.720 --> 02:16:16.439
outside you gotta. It has to
be the first thing. That it has

1907
02:16:16.479 --> 02:16:20.600
to be the layer one of you, of your clothing, of your person,

1908
02:16:20.600 --> 02:16:26.800
because because you don't want any kind
of miscommunication. I mean, look,

1909
02:16:26.880 --> 02:16:31.159
I can't prove this for sure,
but I have never seen a video

1910
02:16:33.000 --> 02:16:37.200
of cartels or otherwise dispatching of people
in dragon Ball shirts. It happens to

1911
02:16:37.239 --> 02:16:45.079
be everybody who's dispatched isn't wearing a
dragon Ball shirt. So I don't know,

1912
02:16:45.159 --> 02:16:48.559
man, I think there's a there's
validity to this strategy. I think

1913
02:16:48.760 --> 02:16:52.280
if you're gonna go to Mexico,
trust me, trust me, wear a

1914
02:16:52.280 --> 02:16:56.399
shirt with Goku on it. I
I'm not even joking. I think you'll

1915
02:16:56.399 --> 02:17:00.920
have a noticeably work like a noticeably
better time. If you could peer into

1916
02:17:00.959 --> 02:17:05.360
a different reality where you did the
same trip, but you wore a shirt

1917
02:17:05.399 --> 02:17:11.200
that wasn't dragon Ball oriented, you
would leave and come home in a far

1918
02:17:11.360 --> 02:17:16.399
worse scenario, Like you would come
home with like something missing in Mexico.

1919
02:17:18.520 --> 02:17:22.879
Even Lily likes dragon Ball. She's
never fucking watched it. She just likes

1920
02:17:22.920 --> 02:17:28.520
it. It's ingrained in them.
She likes it. She literally sits down

1921
02:17:28.600 --> 02:17:37.319
with her big jugacle guy the taco
restaurant. Taco restaurant in Mexico. They

1922
02:17:37.399 --> 02:17:41.079
know him as the taco restaurant.
That's the guy that, like on his

1923
02:17:41.120 --> 02:17:46.479
birthday give us free tacos. That's
free taco guy. Yeah. Like,

1924
02:17:52.239 --> 02:17:54.879
I'm sorry, honey, I know
you're gonna see this. I'm sorry,

1925
02:17:54.040 --> 02:17:56.239
all right, I'm just kidding,
gonna see this is the credits. No

1926
02:17:56.280 --> 02:18:00.879
way, she watches through all the
way. She definitely watches our podcast,

1927
02:18:00.920 --> 02:18:05.399
Chris. That's unfortunate. She absolutes
our podcast. She fucking loves it.

1928
02:18:05.760 --> 02:18:09.600
Yeah, was I saying, OBI
want to blow me? Jackson vernon Norwegian

1929
02:18:09.639 --> 02:18:15.879
game dev sexting like crazy Kremlin de
Gremlin hears song and the dick goes in

1930
02:18:15.920 --> 02:18:18.280
and the dick goes out. I'm
gonna steal your bones. One more spoon

1931
02:18:18.319 --> 02:18:24.079
of com syrup now, Oh whoa
zoo by Denzel Fury, Abby, Chris

1932
02:18:24.200 --> 02:18:31.319
Ray, Faginado, Derek Faggott and
Fagston just straight up slurs. Derek,

1933
02:18:31.479 --> 02:18:35.479
give us an update on Ethan Ralph
right now. It's been a while.

1934
02:18:35.040 --> 02:18:39.840
He will, bet he will once
he returns from his abduction his death.

1935
02:18:41.719 --> 02:18:46.040
Yeah, Wage a sad guy from
Michigan. Also, some of you masturbating

1936
02:18:46.079 --> 02:18:48.639
one of you standing with your ass
some of your butt hole showing the Papani

1937
02:18:48.680 --> 02:18:52.600
brothers hold Derek's in graved glasses,
Chris's audio remote, and Sweden's foreskin for

1938
02:18:52.639 --> 02:18:54.559
ransom. So haven't found this remote? By the way, Doc Donkerson,

1939
02:18:56.079 --> 02:19:00.840
Uh, that bastard curtis the for
frog installing a faulty network link in Chris's

1940
02:19:00.879 --> 02:19:03.319
head that plays Thunder on repeat.
You gotta pay the troll sold again.

1941
02:19:03.360 --> 02:19:05.600
The boys hold Gate six and is
always running out our list of King of

1942
02:19:05.600 --> 02:19:09.200
Paphazard. That's not the last thing. Whoa Betty? Whoa black Betty?

1943
02:19:09.440 --> 02:19:16.159
That's a man? WHA's man on
your feet, soldier, we are leaving.

1944
02:19:18.319 --> 02:19:22.120
Every guy is just a just Schrodinger's
for foreskin. That's fair. Ah

1945
02:19:22.200 --> 02:19:26.200
help fuck and evil lesbian Justin Trudeau
cosplaying mister Popo as a tribute. That

1946
02:19:26.239 --> 02:19:30.680
would be I would respect him for
that, honestly, Like that would be

1947
02:19:30.360 --> 02:19:35.200
that would be legendary. If there
was ever a scenario where an individual like

1948
02:19:35.239 --> 02:19:39.520
that could do could do blackface,
it would be to honor a curretoryama,

1949
02:19:39.559 --> 02:19:43.399
and it would be to honor mister
Popo, because there would be enough plausible

1950
02:19:43.399 --> 02:19:48.719
deniability there were it not for you
know, they're like, listen, it

1951
02:19:48.719 --> 02:19:52.399
would be that would be so fu
of all characters, of all characters for

1952
02:19:52.479 --> 02:20:01.000
him to choose. I got he's
like, I can't leave my roots behind

1953
02:20:01.040 --> 02:20:03.319
me a or whatever. No,
isn't he from like somewhere. Isn't he

1954
02:20:03.360 --> 02:20:07.159
from like Israel or something? He's
like from somewhere weird? Justin Trudeau?

1955
02:20:07.959 --> 02:20:11.159
Justin I mean he does black face
for fun. Clearly he's from something.

1956
02:20:13.319 --> 02:20:22.239
He's from some sort of software.
Justin Trudeau, Papapa? Where's he from?

1957
02:20:22.600 --> 02:20:31.040
India? I can't look into this
right now. Uh, I can't.

1958
02:20:31.120 --> 02:20:33.920
I can't be. I can't be
a part of this right now.

1959
02:20:33.520 --> 02:20:37.440
Want cock addicted to the foreskin twink, but is what I'm gonna come and

1960
02:20:37.479 --> 02:20:39.159
can't stop by Red Hot Chilli Peppers, John Strickland. I missed the old

1961
02:20:39.239 --> 02:20:43.520
Kanye go to the throat, Kanye
pulls in the whole, Kanye Dragon,

1962
02:20:43.559 --> 02:20:46.440
the Dance Dragon, Dragon, Dance
Floor, Kanye Nurse eighteen eighty nine.

1963
02:20:46.639 --> 02:20:50.879
She called me Rowan Adkins the way
I missed her being the first Church of

1964
02:20:50.920 --> 02:20:54.040
Key David featuring Chris is Chris crippling
dyslexia second Church to keep David featuring being

1965
02:20:54.040 --> 02:20:56.559
better than first Chat to Key David
pre Roz Blake eight nine six Gender Bend,

1966
02:20:56.600 --> 02:21:01.040
Chris Sween and Derek and making Fuda
a half black, half Vietnamese person

1967
02:21:01.120 --> 02:21:07.079
named bit bitch bitch en word little
Dick Ragh lost my job at cre.

1968
02:21:07.840 --> 02:21:11.760
They caught me. They caught me
playing with the mannequins mooves. It is

1969
02:21:11.799 --> 02:21:15.079
good. Uh, It's not like
you to say I'm gay. I was

1970
02:21:15.120 --> 02:21:18.280
waiting on a different homie this time. I'm mistaken for handing you a Cockworth

1971
02:21:18.319 --> 02:21:22.120
break and don't know what this is. I'll ask you. I feel trash

1972
02:21:22.159 --> 02:21:24.840
texas stater or salad. I sucked
BBC, you know me beat Sue Hulk,

1973
02:21:24.920 --> 02:21:28.280
tickle my ass hair as Nikki Ziggy
Kingston's dad. My piss is thick

1974
02:21:28.319 --> 02:21:31.760
like gas stations, slushy and Lily
chugs it. We'll get wicket nine O

1975
02:21:31.840 --> 02:21:35.639
nine Sorry Miss Jackson, badly Brave
Hugger, Derek duck Hunt, the vegan

1976
02:21:35.680 --> 02:21:39.040
Necromanser, I got consent Etheriury Brogerian
punter Melpous won the angriest crowd jeealing with

1977
02:21:39.120 --> 02:21:41.360
view from the Delpasa and it is
always running out our List, The King

1978
02:21:41.399 --> 02:21:46.879
of Haphazard, The King. Thank
you guys for tuning into this episode.

1979
02:21:46.879 --> 02:21:52.879
We don't don't respect you. Bye, jeezus. All right, all right,

1980
02:21:52.920 --> 02:21:54.159
that's where I'm gonna leave it,
I guess,