You're listening to the Turns More Free. So we're thom at SNL a lot
yesterday with comedian Shane Gillis. He has got to deal with Netflix over a
It's gonna be a Netflix workplace comedy set in an auto repair shop called Tires.
It's based on a pilot that Gillis posted on YouTube a while back,
Tires, and I think the story is kind of like, I mean,
they're gonna make six episodes out of it, so they're going to add to
it. I heard TC talking about this yesterday filling it for Julie on the
Speakeasy Pace. He's doing great, by the way, Yeah, he's he's
a beast in a TC and it's funny because TC knew a lot about Shane
Gillis too, so he was kind of in on this. But he talked
about clean word. How will the nervous and unqualified air to an auto repair
chain attempts to turn his father's business around despite constant torture from his cousin and
now employee, Shane Gillis. Should Shane Gillis will be playing the kind of
bully roll but TC witch and there's a part of like in that pilot I
guessid. I guess TC had seen the pilot. I guess that they kind
of put on are the I guess the early draft of this that had been
put on Netflix or on YouTube or something. And it's basically like the guys
at the counter. The guy at the counter is trying to hit it,
like hit on a chick who's getting her tires changing. The guys who are
changing tires are like, you know, man, she's not gonna have sex
with you, Like we're the ones changing her tires instead. More and it's
like there's more to it than that. But it's kind of funny as I'm
just imagining the local discount tire. Does he have like a go town?
I'm sure TC mentioned this like a special, like what should I I've never
seen anything one. I've seen some clips, but the one I saw is
Live in Austin, but I don't know if he has one. Yeah,
there's one YouTube Live in Austin has twenty four million views. I thought he
already had one on Netflix. He might I think he does. He might.
H Yes, His Special Beautiful Dogs reached the Netflix top ten and has
spent two weeks in the US top ten. So yeah, he has he
does it a Netflix, But I watched the one on YouTube. Well,
I said, I watched a clip online and that I listened to it on
Spotify and it's pretty good. Man, it's pretty good. So there,
it's just like Shane Gilliston's also saw this Guy's a guy. The guy that
streaked on the field in the Super Bowl allegedly bet fifty thousand dollars that there
would be a person running on the field in Super Bowl and won three hundred
and seventy four thousand dollars. I don't know if I believe that. I
don't know if I believe that either, because I think I saw somebody fake
that, like a fake TikTok, a guy claiming to be that guy.
Uh huh. And I don't think books let you bet fifty k. There's
caps on those sorts of manipulatable prop bets. There's no way. And don't
you think the odds, the odds would be too much in the favor.
That's too much of a payout for someone running on the field. Right,
If you tell me someone gonna run the field, I'd say I'd probably bet
that, Yeah, they would. Would you do that fifty bucks to win
three fifty. Let's say, and you have to get streaker, you have
to be fully nude and run out on the fields a thousand dollars. Fine,
it's more night in jail. And the guy that around on the field
wasn't naked either. I know, I'm sick of these streakers. Maybe it's
the United States and Europe. They don't mess around. Yeah, they show
beans out, they hanged on. Yeah. If you're gonna be a streaker,
take it seriously. Be a boloney streaker. Yeah, we want to
see meat. Yeah, fresh hot meat, Yes, hot meat. Those
two birthdays okay, okay, birthdays? Yeah, love birthdays. Who doesn't
love birthdays? Today's the twenty seventh, which means it's the birthday Mike of
Abraham. Answer, he is thirty two great Hooxican golfer. Oh Abraham who
answer? Answer and cr answer smart man invested a lot of his early money
and he's got a pretty big tequila company that he is a primary investor in.
He's turning it into a fortune. Dude. All these are a stud
athlete from a country that doesn't have a ton of stud athletes in a certain
sport, like Sergio Perez f one driver from Mexico. Abraham answer. Hell,
Daniel Suarez, who won NASCAR Atlanta. You can just get so rich
if Carlos Slim takes notice of you. All these live guys are investing really
well. Did you see the tailor goot story? Taylor Gooch has invested where's
the goots? Where's the Oh? Yeah? Would he invest in? Because
I want to? I want a piece of that pie. He invested in
bull riding. Okay, really like the yes to the concept is the idea.
I didn't invest in rank bulls. I feel mad when you just read
the headline and then people start asking you, Yeah, that's rapid firing question.
No, I wasn't and I didn't think I would do this when I
when I added Abraham answer to the birthday list, I didn't think that I
would get here. And there's been a little controversy with Taylor Goods now because
he said, uh, he got snubbed at the Masters. He's not been
invited to the Masters. Now you are, Taylor Gooch? Yeah, who
left you know your chance of getting points? Yeah? Like you you were
on your on the track. Very interesting. He's gonna kind of pissed it
on. If you'll saw the invite from John Rahm on his invitation. At
the end of it, he put PGA players meet at nine pm on whole
nine, which is the famous Happy Gilmore Joe. Did it really write that?
Yeah, on the Return to the Masters, Yes, if I can
read it to you the exact Indvie, because the end it's very formal.
It's a nice card. Yeah, your core to the Master's Club dinner Tuesday,
April ninth. Oh, that's for the Champions dinner at seven pm,
John Ram your host, and that says PGA tour guys kindly meet on the
ninth Green at nine pm where they will turn the sprinklers on. That's funny.
That is funny. That is funny. There's a part of him he's
probably like still regretting some of it, not all of it. He's loving
all of it, but there's a little part of him that's going on the
elevated tournaments. Gone. Man, it'd be great if I was here.
Maybe that's me saying it'd be great if he and Kapka and Dustin and Bryson
leaving Cam out, Cam Smith, they were all there, all right.
Happy birthday, Taylor Gooch, No, just go Jennifer Jwow Farley's thirty eight
anyone, No, I mean, I'm there, you go, Danny your
reality show goon just know Jay Wow. And what was that Tubby or snook
not Tubby. I can't remember about the situation. The situation, yeah,
yeah, that's all anyone knows. And then you watch it was the situation,
the same one that was poly d. No, that polyd is poly
d. Okay, so I know four people polyd polyde palad polyi D.
Yeah, fantastic. It is the the when they played guests the celebrity with
and blindfolded him and just dangled a hot dog in front of it. It's
the weirdest thing I've ever seen is the Eric Andre show Fish and Pollastic.
It's on our show. He wasn't even that weird. He's a little bit
weird. He's eating corn bread as he's sorry, I'm meaning a bunch of
corn bread. Devin Harris is forty. Ah right, Devin Harris is forty.
He's great, cool, he's really good when they when they have him
on Okay, yeah, noise, sweet dude. Kate Mara forty one The
House of Cards. Yeah, she was the one who got thrown on the
train I was gonna watch that episode today because you're a big Spacey fan.
Oh she's she's attractive. But being that she is what the heir to the
New York Giants and or Pittsburgh Steelers fortune both she owns the Steelers and the
Giants basically, I mean, which you kind of. I hope my parents
buy an NFL. If you have your family's in it, you're good.
She also in the very and I mean very very edgy Show a Teacher on
FX. I think it's six episodes last summer limited. Is it sexy?
I mean, it's she the teacher. She's the teacher. She bend over
at the desk a little bit and look back. Yeah they have. It's
not real life teacher that got caught. It's just a story. It's a
story. It's sexy. The big mistake that she made is he was a
senior and he wanted to go to ut so she all show you around the
campus. I went there, So she takes him and then then she takes
him and from him just not his most special thing, run into some other
students who happened to be touring the school that weekend. That's good, though,
six episodes is easy to reach through Josh Grobin's forty three What whispery song
does he sing? That's on the list of things I don't get. What's
his big hit? He's got one hit that we know, right, groping
the wind, groping the wind? What is it? I don't know.
Well, hit proishing lot of like and please acoustic guitar and pian nor in
he piano standards. Guy. He sings, you raised me up and I
Will fly like dimes. That's good. It's pretty good, really good.
Thank you? You knew that really well? Well, I just know that
creak me up real quick. That's it. I'm skipping ahead. Oh,
I can't be that's nice. I heard two seconds of it. Violent you
we don't God, was there so much violin I met two thirty this song
and they're still violinic cave. I think you say adul instrument, So can
stand on man? You raised me to constant grounds. I was gonna say
ground see And that was actually Josh Grove And that was not just me continuing
the thing. I couldn't even tell. I wasn't even looking at you.
I thought it was you dude. No, he was playing this real song.
Chelsea Clinton forty four, forty four, man, that what that poor
girl had to endure fighting through her daddy's runs is unique existence for Chelsea callivery
thing that was said and written and reported about him, all the crap and
none of it was her fault. And she had to sit there and just
be like, that's my dad, and then you would you sit out and
you take a breath. And then Mom's running for president and I get crooked.
Hillary, show me the email one of the worst bitches whoa I think
twenty to one that she ever legitimately runs for president twenty to one Hillary Chelsea
Chelsea, No, I think she wants out of that. I think she'd
like to be like Jenna Bush and be on the Today Show. Well why
didn't she? She's forty four? Who get on that time? Can't?
We had Bill Clinton on the show last week? Well Bill in Arkansas,
Rasonda Chilie Thomas of TLC's fifty three Chile Chilly left Eye gets all the pub
there. Yeah, everyone forgot about Chili. Chili doesn't get enough. I
think I like Chili. I think Chili was my favorite. I was showing
her midriff sexy JJ. Who's she danding do? You remember the Lawrence brothers
from the Disney Channel. No, the actors, No, Trevor Lawrence and
Joey Lawrence. Yeah. Oh it was like Joey Joey's she's dating Matthew She's
dating because there was three brothers and they all acted. Matthew was on the
Boy Meets World. Oh I didn't know that. So Joey was on Boss
on Monday Night. Whoa Happy birthday, Chili? Uh? Adam Baldwin's sixty
two. He's one of the bald Ones. Every few days we get birthday
and he looks just like Millard Fillmore, the President, Danny Johnny van his
aunt sixty four? Oh, Leonyard Skinnyard? Did he mine crash? That
was Ronnie, I believe right? And Donnie Johnny? Are they all which
one? Lonnie's Bonnie Connie Lonnie. If your name is van Zant, you're
either towns or you were in Leonard Skinnard, Yeah, Lonnie Neil sean seventy
boy. There must be a mandate next door at ninety two to five to
play extra journey cuts this week, because whenever I walk out into the hallway,
that seems like that's all I hear a lot of journey. Ask your
program director, Zach, because he's the new program director. I know he
got promoted. Congratulations Zach, Yes, scrats Jack. Elizabeth Taylor would have
been ninety two, but she died. Yeah, happened to her. She
won Best Actress in Power Young Queen. She won Who's a Best Actress?
And Who's afraid of Virginia Wolf? And also Butterface eight. I'm sorry Butterfield
eight. God dyslexia just killing men. Pill Kevin pill your pill? Okay,
let's just talk back. Boggy by advance here restaurant. I think gets
a two pill Tuesday. Have you? Oh, you can't do that.
You can have a hard sack. He'll be careful. Hello, it's Kelly
from Allen. I was in the shower and I missed the message about the
yard sign. So my husband called me and said, Kelly, are you
getting your yard sign? I said what? And he says, yeah,
go up to the Freak after the morning show and get your yard sign ninety
seven one in the Freak vote vote ninety seven one the Freak. I said,
okay, I get off Freak at ten. I will be there at
ten twenty. All right, sign Kelly you can get a sign here between
ten and noon. Me and Mikey will be down in the lobby. It's
good to know that when Kelly shows up, you guys are going to experience
a woman who is freshly showered. Yeah, clean, Kelly, squeaky clean
Kelly. Hey, I'm Taylor Swift, Dad Scott, kind of a dumb
name pop stars FO. I'm calling because I wanted to clear up a couple
of points about the Aligis salt that took place. First, Saroy got me
all excited for the MAVs Cavaliers games, and I so I bought tickets only
to find out that Lebron's not even playing. They're going to rest in my
guess, so I lost my temper. And second, I didn't punch that
guy. I kicked him in the cross so many times and he became gender
and utrala so many times. And Lebron's getting rest tonight, amazed, So
you don't, well, you won't see Lebron. No Lebron, damn it
MAVs game in Cleveland. And I'm looking at this John Rahm invite. You're
an idiot. This is so fake. Well, okay, and someone did
say you got ball sacked Ron didn't write that it was fake, and I
looked it up and it's just well, I'm just saying hosted on there.
Listeners sent it to me and yeah, right what I saw, and even
you fell for a meme. Well, look, we're all giving a hard
time telling between things that are real and things that are fake. We're all
falling for pig butchering scams. All right, I'm not just you and Danny
Himington's piano and you and the John Rams situation, which is a minor compared
to the piano. Oh that was brutal. Hey guys, jumping up on
the city. You know, we've got alsups getting ready to come up here.
Okay, hey, cut offs. That was it. He was letting
us know that Oklahoma City's getting an Allsobama was about to get awesomes How about
that? Haydn be boys, y'all bozos can zip on over to Sexy Texas
or Princeton, Texas, both home of the alsops here in the metroplex.
Anyway, start I let you know, stay freaky boys. That's the thing
that generated the most reaction today, might have been there sixty seconds on alsips.
Yeah, I'm craving a burrito I've never eaten in my life too.
I never had a damn Alsops brito. I heard about it forever, people
post pictures. I have a feeling you, Mikey, knowing you as I
do, will be underwhelmed. Yeah, with the lsips burrito. I don't
like the extreme crunch over fried chimmy chonga style because I've seen them and that's
what it appears to be. We're talking meat bean cheese in the middle,
and that's it. It's like a shreddity meat thing, and I think there
might be some type of bean concoction. Don't worry about doe flower tortilla deep
fried. It's crunchy, it sounds, it's got a flavor to it that's
very unique, and people that love them love them. But it's it's instant
heartburn and in about you know, after that, it's uh, it's for
you turns into old faithful girls. Yeah, let me say, but it's
true gon overrat it. I'm not going to tell you that it's fine out
of five dumplings. Okay, there's room for better burritos, but it's a
good, solid four point eight And I want you to know that you're an
idiot if you think Awsomese of burritos a four point eight revisionist. This is
I grew up in small town. You grew up in a small town.
Can you know what I've had since I moved from Knox City? Other burritos?
The burritos. I don't mess around with other burrito Well that's all,
you know, faithful to one one burrito only. And is it even a
burrito? It's a deep it's kind of like a I don't know what it
is. Is it a chimmy chungo? Yeah? Maybe I don't even eat
these burritos since day one. I'll catch up on other burritos on the podcast
What What? Podcast? Kevin as ups in Princeton on three eighty. So
it's actually not that far from the Metroplex either, So it's I know,
it's twenty four miles from Plinos so Bran Addison, So you know, do
messing there? Wy? Don't you bring us one and get a vote ninety
seven to one the freak sign? Yeah, so you have a chance to
win money? How about that? So Mike you can try it? No
one over right? Like very good? But is there just one? You
say? Hello? I'd like to have the burrito. Or is there like,
oh, there's a chuck Wagon color coded rappers that have like different No,
it's just one one burrito, yep, dude, No, it's they
have potato wedges too. Oh yeah they do. They all poppers, dude,
Mike. Once you see the chuck Wagon, it'll change everything. Look,
somebody had the bright idea to put a deep fire behind the counter at
a convenience store and this is what it turned into. And it was a
quick way for them to make money. You know, it's the greatest thing
ever. But they cook them all in advance, you know, so they're
kind of sitting in this this behind this glass dome and it's heated, so
you and they're already served in their little basket, little paper baskets. So
you got your your cheddar or your potato wedges burrito. I think the jalapeno
poppers. I'll be well, how I got them for you? Mike,
must be a cop lighting around. Say yes or no if you like?
Okay, you ready? Yes, I'm reading you the menu at the chuck
Wagon. Yes. Beef and bean burrito, yes, Hatch green chili and
cheese burrito. Yes, beef and cheese, Chimmy chonga yeah, chimmy chicken
Jimmy choga yes, chicken bites yeah, corn dog sure, chicken and cheese
flopped is fat boy, takitama egg roll, some potato munchers with alipino.
Nah, potato munchers, they're munchers, all right? Fine? Yeah,
deep fried pizza Okay, the deep fried pizza is so good and that's the
one that'll make you run. Hot link yeah. Cheeseburger yeah, barbecue beef
sandwich yes, kettle wings yeah. Sausage on a stick yeah, potato wedges
yeah, many tacos yeah, Tomali's yeah. Stuffed talipino howlers out, cheese
sticks yeah. All right. Then you is so far more advanced than it
was when I went to school. There wasn't that we were at my house.
It was that you had the burrito and the and the French fries,
and that was basically it. We're at my parents house a long time ago,
where you've been a late night me, my buddy Reed, my brother
Kyle, and we were like, let's go awsips so good gossips all right,
And there are a couple of ladies deliberating on what they want and Reid
goes up to him. He goes, Ladies, I'm just letting you know,
get what you want now. I'm about to buy the whole chuck wagon
up front, and he did. We had sacks of food and the next
day was hell. Somebody says, allsups is all nostalgia, all context.
Guy just had some allsups in Bridgeport. Still mid eat me Bridgeport? It
is mid awesome and Bridgeport did they? Oh, it's not on the main
road, okay, and it's far enough out. Three more there we go.
I don't remember one good morning down beat. This is the official,
unofficial MBT of the Freak. As an individual that grew up in Lobbuck and
drives back home frequently. I can tell you it's not the burrito that is
good. It is the hot sauce. The hot sauce would change your world.
It's good, man. The taco sauce it is really good. Yeah.
Interesting, Yes, okay, I can see it kind of makes the
burritos. So if they're out of taco sauce, you might as well fling
that son of a bitch out the into of your cars. You're heading down
three to eighty. Just whip it, you don't want it all right,
We're gonna be back tomorrow morning at six am. We pote a podcast at
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