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You're listening to the Turns More Free. So we're thom at SNL a lot

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yesterday with comedian Shane Gillis. He
has got to deal with Netflix over a

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It's gonna be a Netflix workplace comedy
set in an auto repair shop called Tires.

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It's based on a pilot that Gillis
posted on YouTube a while back,

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Tires, and I think the story
is kind of like, I mean,

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they're gonna make six episodes out of
it, so they're going to add to

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it. I heard TC talking about
this yesterday filling it for Julie on the

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Speakeasy Pace. He's doing great,
by the way, Yeah, he's he's

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a beast in a TC and it's
funny because TC knew a lot about Shane

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Gillis too, so he was kind
of in on this. But he talked

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about clean word. How will the
nervous and unqualified air to an auto repair

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chain attempts to turn his father's business
around despite constant torture from his cousin and

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now employee, Shane Gillis. Should
Shane Gillis will be playing the kind of

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bully roll but TC witch and there's
a part of like in that pilot I

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guessid. I guess TC had seen
the pilot. I guess that they kind

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of put on are the I guess
the early draft of this that had been

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put on Netflix or on YouTube or
something. And it's basically like the guys

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at the counter. The guy at
the counter is trying to hit it,

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like hit on a chick who's getting
her tires changing. The guys who are

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changing tires are like, you know, man, she's not gonna have sex

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with you, Like we're the ones
changing her tires instead. More and it's

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like there's more to it than that. But it's kind of funny as I'm

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just imagining the local discount tire.
Does he have like a go town?

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I'm sure TC mentioned this like a
special, like what should I I've never

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seen anything one. I've seen some
clips, but the one I saw is

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Live in Austin, but I don't
know if he has one. Yeah,

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there's one YouTube Live in Austin has
twenty four million views. I thought he

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already had one on Netflix. He
might I think he does. He might.

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H Yes, His Special Beautiful Dogs
reached the Netflix top ten and has

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spent two weeks in the US top
ten. So yeah, he has he

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does it a Netflix, But I
watched the one on YouTube. Well,

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I said, I watched a clip
online and that I listened to it on

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Spotify and it's pretty good. Man, it's pretty good. So there,

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it's just like Shane Gilliston's also saw
this Guy's a guy. The guy that

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streaked on the field in the Super
Bowl allegedly bet fifty thousand dollars that there

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would be a person running on the
field in Super Bowl and won three hundred

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and seventy four thousand dollars. I
don't know if I believe that. I

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don't know if I believe that either, because I think I saw somebody fake

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that, like a fake TikTok,
a guy claiming to be that guy.

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Uh huh. And I don't think
books let you bet fifty k. There's

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caps on those sorts of manipulatable prop
bets. There's no way. And don't

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you think the odds, the odds
would be too much in the favor.

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That's too much of a payout for
someone running on the field. Right,

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If you tell me someone gonna run
the field, I'd say I'd probably bet

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that, Yeah, they would.
Would you do that fifty bucks to win

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three fifty. Let's say, and
you have to get streaker, you have

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to be fully nude and run out
on the fields a thousand dollars. Fine,

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it's more night in jail. And
the guy that around on the field

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wasn't naked either. I know,
I'm sick of these streakers. Maybe it's

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the United States and Europe. They
don't mess around. Yeah, they show

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beans out, they hanged on.
Yeah. If you're gonna be a streaker,

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take it seriously. Be a boloney
streaker. Yeah, we want to

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see meat. Yeah, fresh hot
meat, Yes, hot meat. Those

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two birthdays okay, okay, birthdays? Yeah, love birthdays. Who doesn't

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love birthdays? Today's the twenty seventh, which means it's the birthday Mike of

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Abraham. Answer, he is thirty
two great Hooxican golfer. Oh Abraham who

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answer? Answer and cr answer smart
man invested a lot of his early money

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and he's got a pretty big tequila
company that he is a primary investor in.

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He's turning it into a fortune.
Dude. All these are a stud

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athlete from a country that doesn't have
a ton of stud athletes in a certain

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sport, like Sergio Perez f one
driver from Mexico. Abraham answer. Hell,

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Daniel Suarez, who won NASCAR Atlanta. You can just get so rich

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if Carlos Slim takes notice of you. All these live guys are investing really

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well. Did you see the tailor
goot story? Taylor Gooch has invested where's

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the goots? Where's the Oh?
Yeah? Would he invest in? Because

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I want to? I want a
piece of that pie. He invested in

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bull riding. Okay, really like
the yes to the concept is the idea.

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I didn't invest in rank bulls.
I feel mad when you just read

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the headline and then people start asking
you, Yeah, that's rapid firing question.

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No, I wasn't and I didn't
think I would do this when I

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when I added Abraham answer to the
birthday list, I didn't think that I

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would get here. And there's been
a little controversy with Taylor Goods now because

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he said, uh, he got
snubbed at the Masters. He's not been

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invited to the Masters. Now you
are, Taylor Gooch? Yeah, who

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left you know your chance of getting
points? Yeah? Like you you were

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on your on the track. Very
interesting. He's gonna kind of pissed it

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on. If you'll saw the invite
from John Rahm on his invitation. At

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the end of it, he put
PGA players meet at nine pm on whole

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nine, which is the famous Happy
Gilmore Joe. Did it really write that?

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Yeah, on the Return to the
Masters, Yes, if I can

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read it to you the exact Indvie, because the end it's very formal.

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It's a nice card. Yeah,
your core to the Master's Club dinner Tuesday,

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April ninth. Oh, that's for
the Champions dinner at seven pm,

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John Ram your host, and that
says PGA tour guys kindly meet on the

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ninth Green at nine pm where they
will turn the sprinklers on. That's funny.

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That is funny. That is funny. There's a part of him he's

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probably like still regretting some of it, not all of it. He's loving

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all of it, but there's a
little part of him that's going on the

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elevated tournaments. Gone. Man,
it'd be great if I was here.

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Maybe that's me saying it'd be great
if he and Kapka and Dustin and Bryson

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leaving Cam out, Cam Smith,
they were all there, all right.

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Happy birthday, Taylor Gooch, No, just go Jennifer Jwow Farley's thirty eight

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anyone, No, I mean,
I'm there, you go, Danny your

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reality show goon just know Jay Wow. And what was that Tubby or snook

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not Tubby. I can't remember about
the situation. The situation, yeah,

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yeah, that's all anyone knows.
And then you watch it was the situation,

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the same one that was poly d. No, that polyd is poly

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d. Okay, so I know
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Yeah, fantastic. It is the
the when they played guests the celebrity with

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and blindfolded him and just dangled a
hot dog in front of it. It's

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the weirdest thing I've ever seen is
the Eric Andre show Fish and Pollastic.

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It's on our show. He wasn't
even that weird. He's a little bit

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weird. He's eating corn bread as
he's sorry, I'm meaning a bunch of

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corn bread. Devin Harris is forty. Ah right, Devin Harris is forty.

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He's great, cool, he's really
good when they when they have him

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on Okay, yeah, noise,
sweet dude. Kate Mara forty one The

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House of Cards. Yeah, she
was the one who got thrown on the

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train I was gonna watch that episode
today because you're a big Spacey fan.

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Oh she's she's attractive. But being
that she is what the heir to the

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New York Giants and or Pittsburgh Steelers
fortune both she owns the Steelers and the

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Giants basically, I mean, which
you kind of. I hope my parents

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buy an NFL. If you have
your family's in it, you're good.

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She also in the very and I
mean very very edgy Show a Teacher on

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FX. I think it's six episodes
last summer limited. Is it sexy?

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I mean, it's she the teacher. She's the teacher. She bend over

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at the desk a little bit and
look back. Yeah they have. It's

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not real life teacher that got caught. It's just a story. It's a

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story. It's sexy. The big
mistake that she made is he was a

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senior and he wanted to go to
ut so she all show you around the

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campus. I went there, So
she takes him and then then she takes

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him and from him just not his
most special thing, run into some other

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students who happened to be touring the
school that weekend. That's good, though,

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six episodes is easy to reach through
Josh Grobin's forty three What whispery song

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does he sing? That's on the
list of things I don't get. What's

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his big hit? He's got one
hit that we know, right, groping

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the wind, groping the wind?
What is it? I don't know.

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Well, hit proishing lot of like
and please acoustic guitar and pian nor in

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he piano standards. Guy. He
sings, you raised me up and I

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Will fly like dimes. That's good. It's pretty good, really good.

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Thank you? You knew that really
well? Well, I just know that

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creak me up real quick. That's
it. I'm skipping ahead. Oh,

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I can't be that's nice. I
heard two seconds of it. Violent you

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we don't God, was there so
much violin I met two thirty this song

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and they're still violinic cave. I
think you say adul instrument, So can

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stand on man? You raised me
to constant grounds. I was gonna say

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ground see And that was actually Josh
Grove And that was not just me continuing

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the thing. I couldn't even tell. I wasn't even looking at you.

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I thought it was you dude.
No, he was playing this real song.

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Chelsea Clinton forty four, forty four, man, that what that poor

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girl had to endure fighting through her
daddy's runs is unique existence for Chelsea callivery

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thing that was said and written and
reported about him, all the crap and

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none of it was her fault.
And she had to sit there and just

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be like, that's my dad,
and then you would you sit out and

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you take a breath. And then
Mom's running for president and I get crooked.

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Hillary, show me the email one
of the worst bitches whoa I think

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twenty to one that she ever legitimately
runs for president twenty to one Hillary Chelsea

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Chelsea, No, I think she
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like to be like Jenna Bush and
be on the Today Show. Well why

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didn't she? She's forty four?
Who get on that time? Can't?

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We had Bill Clinton on the show
last week? Well Bill in Arkansas,

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Rasonda Chilie Thomas of TLC's fifty three
Chile Chilly left Eye gets all the pub

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there. Yeah, everyone forgot about
Chili. Chili doesn't get enough. I

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think I like Chili. I think
Chili was my favorite. I was showing

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her midriff sexy JJ. Who's she
danding do? You remember the Lawrence brothers

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from the Disney Channel. No,
the actors, No, Trevor Lawrence and

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Joey Lawrence. Yeah. Oh it
was like Joey Joey's she's dating Matthew She's

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dating because there was three brothers and
they all acted. Matthew was on the

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Boy Meets World. Oh I didn't
know that. So Joey was on Boss

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on Monday Night. Whoa Happy birthday, Chili? Uh? Adam Baldwin's sixty

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two. He's one of the bald
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and he looks just like Millard Fillmore, the President, Danny Johnny van his

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aunt sixty four? Oh, Leonyard
Skinnyard? Did he mine crash? That

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was Ronnie, I believe right?
And Donnie Johnny? Are they all which

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one? Lonnie's Bonnie Connie Lonnie.
If your name is van Zant, you're

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either towns or you were in Leonard
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boy. There must be a mandate
next door at ninety two to five to

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play extra journey cuts this week,
because whenever I walk out into the hallway,

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that seems like that's all I hear
a lot of journey. Ask your

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program director, Zach, because he's
the new program director. I know he

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got promoted. Congratulations Zach, Yes, scrats Jack. Elizabeth Taylor would have

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been ninety two, but she died. Yeah, happened to her. She

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won Best Actress in Power Young Queen. She won Who's a Best Actress?

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eight. God dyslexia just killing men. Pill Kevin pill your pill? Okay,

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let's just talk back. Boggy by
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a two pill Tuesday. Have you? Oh, you can't do that.

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You can have a hard sack.
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from Allen. I was in the
shower and I missed the message about the

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yard sign. So my husband called
me and said, Kelly, are you

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getting your yard sign? I said
what? And he says, yeah,

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go up to the Freak after the
morning show and get your yard sign ninety

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seven one in the Freak vote vote
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okay, I get off Freak at
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ten twenty. All right, sign
Kelly you can get a sign here between

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ten and noon. Me and Mikey
will be down in the lobby. It's

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good to know that when Kelly shows
up, you guys are going to experience

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a woman who is freshly showered.
Yeah, clean, Kelly, squeaky clean

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Kelly. Hey, I'm Taylor Swift, Dad Scott, kind of a dumb

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name pop stars FO. I'm calling
because I wanted to clear up a couple

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of points about the Aligis salt that
took place. First, Saroy got me

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all excited for the MAVs Cavaliers games, and I so I bought tickets only

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to find out that Lebron's not even
playing. They're going to rest in my

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guess, so I lost my temper. And second, I didn't punch that

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guy. I kicked him in the
cross so many times and he became gender

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and utrala so many times. And
Lebron's getting rest tonight, amazed, So

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you don't, well, you won't
see Lebron. No Lebron, damn it

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MAVs game in Cleveland. And I'm
looking at this John Rahm invite. You're

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an idiot. This is so fake. Well, okay, and someone did

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say you got ball sacked Ron didn't
write that it was fake, and I

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looked it up and it's just well, I'm just saying hosted on there.

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Listeners sent it to me and yeah, right what I saw, and even

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you fell for a meme. Well, look, we're all giving a hard

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time telling between things that are real
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falling for pig butchering scams. All
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Himington's piano and you and the John
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to the piano. Oh that was
brutal. Hey guys, jumping up on

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the city. You know, we've
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Okay, hey, cut offs.
That was it. He was letting

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us know that Oklahoma City's getting an
Allsobama was about to get awesomes How about

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that? Haydn be boys, y'all
bozos can zip on over to Sexy Texas

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or Princeton, Texas, both home
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Anyway, start I let you know, stay freaky boys. That's the thing

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that generated the most reaction today,
might have been there sixty seconds on alsips.

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Yeah, I'm craving a burrito I've
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I never had a damn Alsops brito. I heard about it forever, people

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post pictures. I have a feeling
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do, will be underwhelmed. Yeah, with the lsips burrito. I don't

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like the extreme crunch over fried chimmy
chonga style because I've seen them and that's

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what it appears to be. We're
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and that's it. It's like a
shreddity meat thing, and I think there

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might be some type of bean concoction. Don't worry about doe flower tortilla deep

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fried. It's crunchy, it sounds, it's got a flavor to it that's

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very unique, and people that love
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heartburn and in about you know,
after that, it's uh, it's for

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you turns into old faithful girls.
Yeah, let me say, but it's

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true gon overrat it. I'm not
going to tell you that it's fine out

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of five dumplings. Okay, there's
room for better burritos, but it's a

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good, solid four point eight And
I want you to know that you're an

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idiot if you think Awsomese of burritos
a four point eight revisionist. This is

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I grew up in small town.
You grew up in a small town.

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Can you know what I've had since
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The burritos. I don't mess around
with other burrito Well that's all,

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you know, faithful to one one
burrito only. And is it even a

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burrito? It's a deep it's kind
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is. Is it a chimmy chungo? Yeah? Maybe I don't even eat

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these burritos since day one. I'll
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What What? Podcast? Kevin as
ups in Princeton on three eighty. So

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it's actually not that far from the
Metroplex either, So it's I know,

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it's twenty four miles from Plinos so
Bran Addison, So you know, do

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messing there? Wy? Don't you
bring us one and get a vote ninety

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seven to one the freak sign?
Yeah, so you have a chance to

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win money? How about that?
So Mike you can try it? No

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one over right? Like very good? But is there just one? You

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say? Hello? I'd like to
have the burrito. Or is there like,

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oh, there's a chuck Wagon color
coded rappers that have like different No,

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it's just one one burrito, yep, dude, No, it's they

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have potato wedges too. Oh yeah
they do. They all poppers, dude,

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Mike. Once you see the chuck
Wagon, it'll change everything. Look,

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somebody had the bright idea to put
a deep fire behind the counter at

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a convenience store and this is what
it turned into. And it was a

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quick way for them to make money. You know, it's the greatest thing

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ever. But they cook them all
in advance, you know, so they're

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kind of sitting in this this behind
this glass dome and it's heated, so

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you and they're already served in their
little basket, little paper baskets. So

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you got your your cheddar or your
potato wedges burrito. I think the jalapeno

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poppers. I'll be well, how
I got them for you? Mike,

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must be a cop lighting around.
Say yes or no if you like?

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Okay, you ready? Yes,
I'm reading you the menu at the chuck

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Wagon. Yes. Beef and bean
burrito, yes, Hatch green chili and

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cheese burrito. Yes, beef and
cheese, Chimmy chonga yeah, chimmy chicken

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Jimmy choga yes, chicken bites yeah, corn dog sure, chicken and cheese

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flopped is fat boy, takitama egg
roll, some potato munchers with alipino.

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Nah, potato munchers, they're munchers, all right? Fine? Yeah,

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deep fried pizza Okay, the deep
fried pizza is so good and that's the

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one that'll make you run. Hot
link yeah. Cheeseburger yeah, barbecue beef

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sandwich yes, kettle wings yeah.
Sausage on a stick yeah, potato wedges

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yeah, many tacos yeah, Tomali's
yeah. Stuffed talipino howlers out, cheese

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sticks yeah. All right. Then
you is so far more advanced than it

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was when I went to school.
There wasn't that we were at my house.

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It was that you had the burrito
and the and the French fries,

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and that was basically it. We're
at my parents house a long time ago,

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where you've been a late night me, my buddy Reed, my brother

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Kyle, and we were like,
let's go awsips so good gossips all right,

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And there are a couple of ladies
deliberating on what they want and Reid

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goes up to him. He goes, Ladies, I'm just letting you know,

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get what you want now. I'm
about to buy the whole chuck wagon

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up front, and he did.
We had sacks of food and the next

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day was hell. Somebody says,
allsups is all nostalgia, all context.

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Guy just had some allsups in Bridgeport. Still mid eat me Bridgeport? It

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is mid awesome and Bridgeport did they? Oh, it's not on the main

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road, okay, and it's far
enough out. Three more there we go.

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I don't remember one good morning down
beat. This is the official,

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unofficial MBT of the Freak. As
an individual that grew up in Lobbuck and

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drives back home frequently. I can
tell you it's not the burrito that is

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good. It is the hot sauce. The hot sauce would change your world.

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It's good, man. The taco
sauce it is really good. Yeah.

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Interesting, Yes, okay, I
can see it kind of makes the

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burritos. So if they're out of
taco sauce, you might as well fling

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that son of a bitch out the
into of your cars. You're heading down

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three to eighty. Just whip it, you don't want it all right,

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Me and Mike, Are you go hang

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out down in the lobby of the
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It's off the toy in Alpha.
Uh why if you just pull up

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in front? Yeah, Well,
come out and give you a vote ninety

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seven one the freak sign so you
can enter into the contest if you don't

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get one by noon here at the
station. I'll be out at the Alamo

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Draft House in irving tonight after the
speakeasy from five thirty to six with the

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last batch of signs. But get
here by noon because you never know,

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these might go fast. For JJ
for Mike, for Danny, for Jeopardy

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Tournament of Champion Round one winner Jared
Watson, I'm Kevin, and we will

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be back tomorrow morning at six am. Danny, Take us out, Kevin,

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take us out, Danny. Kevin
with your new catchphrase, with your

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new I knew catchphrase never before said, Okay, you ready here it comes.

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Awesome Spurrito mid Die