John Clark. I have a question for you. Let's go. Let's do
it. I want to know how good of a friend you are to your
single friend over here. Okay, well maybe maybe you should be asking me.
Anyways, I don't know. New York Post. Go visit our friends
at the New York Post because this story is like popping. Ryan Seacrest had
this lady on today. Her TikTok's blowing up like crazy. Okay, headline
from Asia Grace. That's a cool name. I'm offering a five thousand dollar
referral bonus to anyone who finds me a husband. The story says, sick
of being single, I wanna be bride is offering a hefty referral bonus to
anyone who finds her a successful groom. A while ago, she said,
I told my friends I'd pay them five thousand dollars if they introduced me to
a husband. Tilly Colson, thirty five, a corporate litigation attorney in Los
Angeles. We'll come back to the LA part of this, okay, told
the New York Posts. And so then she said, I figured why not
open the offer to TikTok. So In June, the blonde and let me
just say she's a shorty man. Okay, she's not, Honey, shared
her matchmaking call to action online, promising her more than one hundred thousand TikTok
followers. I wonder why her account didn't get banned for no reason like ours
did. If you introduced me to my husband and I marry him, I
will give you five grand? Has that been my problem? John Clark?
Just not enough money? Or why haven't I haven't not get on a competition.
I haven't offered any of my friends money to like hook me up with
your weird single friends. Listen, man, that that seems like a recipe
for disaster, because how many people. First of all, let me ask
you this. What if you were to introduce yourself to this woman and she
marries you? So what can you reach out and you go, hey baby,
hey, hey, hey, what's up? Eve? Um? Yeah,
because you might need the five thousand dollars for your lawyer when she divorces
your butt. Because there you go, I just met this guy from TikTok.
Anyways, there you go. The story continues. The eye popping proposal
raked in more than five hundred and fifty six thousand views, and then she
received twenty to twenty five digital introductions to potential life partners via Rookie marriage Brokers.
What's what's a marriage broker? Those people that hook you up with women
from the Philippines or whatever. You know, Um, you know the the
what do they call those guys that go overseas to look for assport bros?
Passport bros. That's it. Yeah, people that hook up passport bros.
Basically, she said, people are definitely motivated to help. And I mean
like like, I mean people have gotten married for a lot less than five
crands. Oh yeah they have. Um Eve Tillie Coulson, I mean,
dude, she's a shorty man. What's up? Okay? Um? She
says. I've been single for about five years now, meeting people in person
and on the apps, she explained, but since COVID there's been a weird
shift in dating culture. That is incredibly true. Guys don't approach you in
person, and most of the men on apps aren't swiping too seriously dates.
So statistic that's interesting about that eighty six percent of women still prefer being approached
in person, but fifty percent of women believe that it is creepy if approached
by someone in the wrong way. So you've got people that want to be
approached in person, but also are going to call you creepy if you don't
hit all the right notes when you talk to them, which is discouraging to
the guys that are actually gonna walk up to you and introduce themselves in person.
And I think all of this can be traced back to COVID and all
of us staying inside for like a year and a half, nobody just forgot
how to interact. I will agree that because of COVID, I think that
I'll play at both sides. It's all right. I think both both genders
get an l with this. Yeah, because I think since COVID guys have
just gotten lazy and they just shoot, they will shoot their shot for no
reason to move on in a weird way too, Like you've seen the tender
screenshots or whatever. Those are freaking weird. Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, like if you get on TikTok and you look at the messages
that dude said. Now, granted once again and in fairness to my to
my kings, not every guy is sending those messages, like she's not showing
the messages where the guy just goes hey, and then you know, they
move on. I'm not talking about Eve, I'm talking about all the people
on TikTok to posts this stuff. But on the other hand, I think
because of COVID, I think a lot of women have just gotten used to
just the influx coming in. They get the attention and then you know,
they go call, you know, chat or whoever, and then they just
they use that as an ego boost. Guys don't approach Guys don't approach you
in person. Um, well, that's true because most people don't know how
to talk in real life anymore because they're so addicted to apps and screens and
they need to go out and touch the grass and probably stop drinking so much.
Soy, well there, well and how many? How many? How
many people too? You talk about like approaching people in person in public?
How many people are just not confident something like Americans are obese, Like,
you're not gonna be confident if you are if you are extremely overweight, approaches
somebody in public as well? And she said most men on apps aren't swiping
too. Seriously, Date, I could say the same thing, Eve,
Eve, what I'm shorty, I could say the same thing about women I've
been on the apps, you mean, I mean, I've met some wonderful
people. I've dated some wonderful people, But ninety nine point nine percent of
the women on apps are absolute train wrecks of women. Um, I think
it just depends on your perspective, right, Like, this is her perspective
because she's had to deal with some trash. I'm sure there are some men
out there that could probably say the exact same thing, you know, that's
what she's dealing with. I can't imagine in Los Angeles this woman, yeah,
having trouble dating, having trouble dating, Okay, really yeah, Oh
no, dude, she's she's she's a hottie. But two, I can't
imagine the the thirst the thirsty boys that slide in with their crap. See
That's what I was gonna say, is like, I'm sure there are some
like very very you know, viable candidates out there. It's just you've got
to wade through the hundreds of messages of just thirst traps, you know,
sending you just ridiculousness on the side, just to get to the one or
two messages from the normal people who aren't you know, trying to accost you
because I don't know. Can I spell your feet? Right? We can
go get some soy right? Um so so, she says. So I
feel like paying five thousand dollars for a husband who's votch for, meets my
needs and is ready for a real relationship. He's totally worth it. Can
you imagine being the guy though, to like know that, like she paid,
she essentially paid a dowry to one of your friends or whatever. Would
that bother you? If if you knew I was getting five gs for for
making you a husband to somebody. Look if he kiss you? Look if
I if I went if I went to my friends and then went to the
internet and said, yo, someone someone find me my woman, And I
mean, you check all the boxes and I'll pay you five grand. I
mean if you date a lot dude, like you're going to spend thousands of
dollars going on first dates and being like talking about what computer operating system do
you use at work? Let me ask you this. Do you think if
the roles were reversed and it was a guy saying he'd pay five thousand dollars
for a wife, do you think it would be received as well? I
don't know if you find I'm okay, look I'm not I'm gonna sound like
some some andrew tat toot right now by saying this, Um, I don't
think a high value man's gonna like I mean, dude, I'm single.
I don't care if I ever get married out. I mean you know that,
Like, yeah, it's not it, dude. I'd rather work than
be sitting on an app trying to be like, how was your weekend?
Yeah, you know, like it's exhausting. I imagine dating these days.
It's exhausting. You know, it's at forty two. You you you,
you get, you get people that it just doesn't work out, you know,
but now you feel bad because you've wasted their time. You've wasted your
time. Um, and your productivity in business slows down because you got a
date and being relationships and that doesn't work out. Um. So there's a
trending TikTok hashtag. That's hashtag help me Find Him, with more than three
hundred and twenty one point five million views for People's Media, Help in Landing
and Idea Ideal Partners. So this is not just eat, this is like
everyone Yeah. Um, so when I saw this article and I went to
our TikTok because you know Sahti she does like helping people, like help make
their dating profiles better. Okay, so she's a lawyer and she's also but
she does it for free, like like yeah, just you know, hit
up my dms on Instagram and then she posted and of course she's probably in
the Creator Fund because her account didn't get shut down for no reason. So
here is I'm never gonna let that go. Here is yeah, screw you,
TikTok. Here is some of her UM rules. So, John,
if you want to find Eve a man, now you could. You could
submit me to Eve, and then when Eve falls in love with me,
you get the cool five thousand. You can buy yourself a ring light UM
and a real microphone and a real microphone. You get the five thousand dollars
from Eve as soon as the marriage certificate is signed. So like we signed
the marriage certificate and then she's signing you the check. Here you go,
John Clark. She planned on this being a long engagement. She wanted to
get She want to move fast, Like how long of an investment is this?
You know she's he has to be eligible, So that's good. You
know, so like you know, not married. Um yea, so she
says that means he cannot be already married. Now this is where Eve,
I'm sorry you lost your shot with me. This can't be his second wife.
Kay, you're thirty five and has she been married before? You don't
You don't want a guy who's been married before. Okay, all right,
well now you hate not us divorcees okay. Um. Eve then outlined her
non negotiables for her hottie in Holy Matrimony. Man, I love the New
York Post for hattie and holy matrimony. So for all you simps right now
who are googling her and ready to shoot your shot, save her the five
thousand dollars. You must fall within the age range of twenty seven to forty.
I missed it by two years, John Clark, it's thirty five.
It doesn't want to date been over forty, but she'll but you'll hit up
a twenty seven year old. Yeah, that seems that seems like that's Eve.
Eve. Come on, come on, come on, um. He
must be five foot eleven or taller of course, boast a witty British sense
of humor. And what does that even me? Hang on, hang on,
what does a witty British sense of humor educate me? On this?
Can you make me laugh in a witty British way? I mean, Eve,
I hate to tell you, British humor sucks. Oh so here here,
Eve wants a twenty seven year old, never been married, five foot
eleven king with the humor of mister Bean. He must also have a strong
affinities for sports, animals, and kids. I got a dog, I
got a white sox tattoo. I'm knocking off my headphones. Well I'm talking.
I mean now, dude, this chick is fire man. Haters online
bashed her height minimum, doubting she'd find the love of her life in the
skimpy fourteen point five percent of the US men who measure over six feet tall.
John, We're we're We're the minority. We are. Yeah, I'm
sixty three, you're what sixty five or six five? I'm a giant king.
I'm a giant king. Um. She says that you know she's five
foot ten, so she wants a man who you know she wants a tall
king. Um. I've dated in I've dated men who are insecure about my
height. Um. However, on TikTok. The Hollywood heart thro such as
Gospel Girl, Gossip Girls star Chuck Base thirty two and Oscar Win or Matthew
McConaughy fifty three as prime example of faces she would love to date. What
woman doesn't want to date Matthew Mcconaughean, we say, and see, now
she's just thrown out some of her some of her requirements, right, because
Matthew McConaughey has fifty three. She doesn't want to go after anybody over forty.
So what she's really saying is, if you're rich enough, I'll date
you. If you're seventy nine, is what it sounds like, you're famous
enough. Political views, religious beliefs, and ethnicity aren't deal breakers for Eve,
who jokes she's so ready to for love that she'll date a rock with
charisma. If we've all been there and then we end up dating the rock,
not not the rock, but a rock. Um. Whether the guy
has a college degree or a car is too neither here nor there for the
singleton. Okay, well, I mean if you're give him five thousand dollars
away for somebody to hook you up, like you can buy your guy at
a car. I guess sure, Yeah, I mean yeah, if if
that is if that is your you know, if that is your pitch,
if that's how you're casting your net, I'd say that, you know,
whether or not he has a car is irrelevant period. What what thirty five
year old man doesn't have a car. Also, what twenty seven to forty
year old doesn't have a car? I mean it's it's uh, okay,
you're a litigation lawyer in LA and you're finding trouble finding love in La.
Okay, one of the most populated cities. Now, granted, I can
understand why you're having trouble finding love in LA because, huh, I'm David
women from LA. I get it. But you want some btigation lawyer,
you're gonna have some guy who's like, yeah, next week I'm going to
go get my permit or ubering everywhere. Yeah, oh yeah, I'm Eve's
dying probably yeah. Um so you know, of course, the trolls are
telling her that she's desperate. Just ignore the TikTok trolls before they well,
you can ignore him until they bring your account down for no reason. The
trolls. The trolls were telling her she's desperate, like she literally admit did
it. She's like, I'll marry a rock with chrisma, right, So
I mean that's not hurtful. I will say, minus her looks. She
she's pretty, she's pretty. Um, she's pretty good on TikTok like,
she's she's she's very entertaining. Um. So this John Clark. The reason
why I thought the story was so interesting was because, Uh, when you
have a thirty five year old lawyer, beautiful, successful in Los Angeles,
what the number one or number two most populated city in America, She's been
on the dating app, she knows, she's got a large pool of friends,
been single for five years? Are we just as a society, Like
are people just done dating? Like? Is it just too much of a
hassle? Because I think for me it is. It's like I'm just like
whatever, I don't think. I think it depends on where you're at,
right, because dating requires such a tremendous amount of effort these days. And
the thing is is, you know, there's all this doom and gloom around
marriage anyway. So a lot of people are saying, what's the point,
right, because fifty percent of marriage is in the divorce, So what are
we dating for in the first place, right outside of just physical connection or
lust or whatever. So yeah, I mean it feels like, um,
and what you've seen the statistics out there, there's going to be a large
majority of women, you know, in what the next decade or so that
are going to be um, middle aged and childless, likely middle aged and
married. It happens like this, man, these First World countries, like
even over in you look at Denmark, Iceland, some of those places like
right that the birth rate is falling faster than the death rate essentially, and
uh, they're not birthing enough people. So there's some areas of the world
who are opening up their shores to immigration to bring more people in because they
need more people to come in and pay tax dollars. I think, I
think, I want to say it was Denmark that did some sort of commercial
not too long ago encouraging people to go have babies, like they'll pay for
a weekend get away if you just basically proof you're trying to have a child,
you know, and so and I think that's what the United States is
moving towards. Man. People are getting more career oriented. They're waiting until
later in life to get married. You know, they're people are starting to
admit maybe they're too selfish to have children, which I actually think is a
good thing, because the last thing we need is a bunch of selfish people
out here having kids and then neglecting them, you know. So um yeah,
man, I don't know, it's it's it's a weird time that we
live in. And I don't know whether or not dating is dead or whatever,
but I definitely think because the payoff for dating always was marriage in the
past, and with fifty percent of marriage is failing, I think a lot
of people are thrown out their hands and just saying, what's the point?
Well, good luck to Eve. Sorry, sorry you had your shot.
I do wonder like She's like, oh, the long distance thing, Okay,
so you're gonna you're gonna meet meet with a guy. It's gonna be
long distance. Who's moving? Who listen eaves the high powered lawyer in LA.
I think he's gonna move. It's gonna have to take it's gonna take
somebody, really, really really, like unless this dude is a is a
billionaire stockbroker, whatever, he's moving. Well, yeah, I mean,
dude, can you imagine the little beta soy boys simps that read this article,
their mom probably sent it to him and be like, I'm gonna get
you married, honey, And now they're like sliding her dms, the cringe
dms that she's probably getting right now