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It's season five. Welcome back to Bottled Up Bitches, your favorite sex
podcast hosted by an already married couple, with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer
Man Adam. Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing, so let's talk about it,
say Horny bitches, Hi, Adam, Hi, Bonny. Welcome back
to another episode of Bottled Up Bitches with Me Rihanna and me Adam. Hi.
Hi, what a day? What a week? What a week?
What a life? What a life? So what a man? Man?
You're so good. I enjoy you. Well, we're finally getting some nice
sunny weather. Yeah, it's been kind of overcasty and rain on and off
for a week. It is cold. We're hitting actually cold temperatures today.
Currently it is sixty. Yeah, yesterday was like forty all day. Yeah,
but especially at night too. Yeah, it's getting really nice and chilli.
Yeah, we don't have the AC or the heater on. Do we
turn that off? I did, okay, because it's not doing much.
Yeah, and well I laughed too, because we turned the heater on and
then you immediately went and opened the back door. No, not immediately,
I just opened the back door. Or this morning you did and I closed
it when you went to take a nap. Yeah, well I needed to
take a nap. Yeah. Sure, Well we're out here doing our best.
We've been on a really good stride. We've been seeming to do a
lot of anal things, which is fun. Yeah, the slow crawl of
putting things in my butt. Pinky in the butt? Yeah and the butt.
Yeah, pinky in the butt. Oh see, we go two different
things. Where do you go? I always go with Pink in the brain
theme song. Oh no, I do take it box. It's pinky.
It's Pinky in the but but but but but but but but but whatever.
He makes some crazy Pinky says something crazy. You're crazy. But I thought
it would be nice to take a little sexcapaide break to do some like Q
and A. We have so many new listeners, which is super fun.
I love looking at the episodes that people are listening to. And Esther's episode
is like super high up. That's always been such a like a grabber.
What's the first episode I guess that's that makes sense. So people are sorting
their podcast by like new like first episode. They're like, oh, I
think this is good. Let me start with the first episode, like that's
why, and that's how I can tell like, oh, we've had a
lot of new people because season bad episode and just season two in general is
being frequented a lot recently. So for all the newness and all the new
people out there, high hig in this. Sorry, I have the burpies.
I need to let out, like a really good burb Do you want
some of this? No? I don't want any of that. Okay,
you're sparkling caffeinated watermelon? Yeah, what's wrong with it? I just don't
want any Did you like yours? I did. I had that ginger lime
one and it was really good. Good. Yeah, thanks a GB.
The cucumber mine one was really good too. Yeah. Okay, we gotta
we got to taste tests. We gotta get through them all. I don't
know why they don't do more blueberry ones. I always like blueberry, lemon,
and yeah flavors they had right shot, Joe's had a lot of blueberry,
So well, give them some time. Maybe they're new. I've never
heard of sparkling water with caffeine. Yeah, so maybe it's a newer thing,
so maybe they'll pop some new flavors in. Yeah, well that's part
of it. I wanted to do some getting to know you things, mostly
sex related, some won't be, just for people that are new here,
And there's a lot of things that we're gonna go over that other people that
have been listening may not know the answers to these questions, just so people
are feeling comfortable with us and all that good stuff. If you want to
learn more about Adam and I's relationships specifically, go back to I think it's
season three. We do a Bitchus Love Stories Part one and two. You
can learn about how we met and all those cute kind of relationship things.
But I thought it'd be nice to do a little Q and A with us
as individuals, and some of its sex related, some of it not,
but just for onezies. And a big part of yours is you are a
caffeine whore and Adam has to have like a Coca day to keep the doctor
away. Yeah, I do. I definitely have, Like caffeine is a
big thing, but I've been trying to like not yeah, how's that going.
I have cokes as you go to the gas station once a day and
not only, but I don't always good christ your car to get a coke.
Well that's why I'm excited for these things with caffeine. I tried to
like the meo things they have caffeine versions. It's more of a caffeine thing.
Yeah, as I say caffeine, yeah yeah, it's definitely more of
a caffeine thing. But I'm hoping, like you know, I'm sure it's
not great, but like sparkling water with caffeine is better than all the sugar.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. And
I think like these have really helped. I feel like I don't because usually
it's gotten to the point now where like like I went to the store today
just because I like I needed to get out. I do a lot of
my like best thinking, you will, truly, yeah, I do a
lot of my thinking and like organizing my thoughts best in the best in the
car, and so I just like went out, but I was like,
I don't A coke didn't sound good. I was like, I got these
like little sparkling water things flavors, a moon pie. We got high yet
last night. Yeah, and I had a moon pie and like thirty minutes
later I was like, my god, I want another. It was so
good and pie too. But I like the chocolate one. They don't.
Yeah, and I don't ever see the chocolate one. Yeah, you just
get the nasty banana, which is the ones I like. Yeah, I'm
not a chocolate guy. You're not. You're not a chocolate guy. You're
a vanilla guy. But yes, I'm a caffeine one. Yes, No,
you're a big caffeine caffeine individual. I thought your watch was telling you
to calm down. No, it was my mom my dad exclusive to the
pod. Dad now has an appointment to get the MRI on Friday. Okay,
let's give no context and just worry people. He's all right, it's
just it's just an exploratory thing. Yeah, he just you know, he
may or may not have cracked your ribs exploring. Just see whatever Marias do.
Yeah, your little your little caffeine fiend. I am. I love
that about you? Yeah what am? I Let's talk about me? Okay,
okay, like in like, caffeine to me is blank to you?
Yeah, I would say, I mean, I would this is obvious.
But it's chips. Yeah, yeah, you're a big chip lover. I
love chips. You do love chips. Yeah, that's why I got a
gut. And you specifically, you don't have a gut. And you specifically
like hot you are Yeah, you're you're a Latina through and through. Yeah.
I like hot cheetahs. You like cheetos, you like hot Finians,
hot puffs, hot puffs with your cheetos. Yeah, it's all They're all
Chester cheetah. Oh okay, river lick yourself later. Yeah, no,
I do, I really do. And then they just came back out with
the asteroids, but they were banded them as like hot shots. They think
they say astoids on the package, No call flavor shots, okay, which
is wild. Yeah. I don't know why they're not calling them asteroids anymore.
But back in my day, I used to have washed down my asteroids
or a sprite remix if you know, oil Boy. It was so good.
I mixed missed the sprite remix fuels good. Correct me if I'm wrong.
But asteroids are they're essentially just cheese, like flaming hot cheese. Bus
Yeah, they're little balls, yeah, little balls afar Yeah, but yeah,
that's definitely my vice. I've been pretty good about I mean, the
last week or so, I think I've had more chips than usual just because
of stress, but I've been pretty weaned off of it, Like I don't
eat them every day, yes, because that's not going to be great for
me. And you're good about moderating. Last night we went crazy crazy and
we're paying for that this yeah, today, today, yeah, yeah and
last night for me. Oh sure, But yeah, you've been good about
moderating, like you don't. You're good about not like eating through the whole
bag in one sitting. Yeah, as much anymore. Well, I get
small bags now, that's true. I can't get like, but even then
I don't you don't necessarily eat the whole bag in one sitting every time?
Sure, No, Yeah, I've been pretty good about it. I'm trying
to not, you know, kill myself. Yeah. So yeah, I'm
a caffeine whore and you're a chip slut. A I love that for us.
Yeah. Can I ask a question? Okay, because you've talked about
it very briefly, but you've never not that there's a ton of detail that
you remember. But I think if you really wanted to. You would like
sit and think about it, and not everybody knows your how you lost your
virginity. Yeah, I want you to go more into that because for the
people that listen, they know that I'm a second woman you've been with.
You've only had one other experience, and it was a pretty like fast experience.
You weren't like dating that person or anything like that. So your mom
is wild. She's just taking churance, taking us. So break it down
as much as you can. Uh, how old you were, Tell tell
everybody listening more about how you lost your virginity. Yeah. I would have
been either nineteen or twenty. Trying to remember it was in It was like
at the end of me living in College Station and being at community college there.
I don't remember if I moved to Houston when I was nineteen or when
I was twenty. Well, I mean think about it. You graduated eighteen,
No, okay, yeah, so it would have been Yeah, I
probably would have been twenty. Okay, I probably was twenty and yeah,
and it was just like a it was a girl in my class, my
photography. I had a photography class in College Station. Yeah, okay,
yeah, because I come on, Blynn well, so I pretty quickly learned
that college, more traditional college was not going to be for me. Like
I went there to transfer to A and M. I was going to be
a psychology major, which is so funny because all you do is make fun
of psychology majors. Yeah, because they're the worst. I feel like psychology
majors are the new communication majors. It really is. Everyone's like, I
don't know what I want to do with my life, so I'm going to
be a psychology major, which is kind of my my reason. Well,
I wanted to be like a clinical psychologist more of like like I wanted to
like study and research more like actually not, I don't want to say actually
to diminish it. I didn't want to be a therapist. I wanted to
like study like anti social personality disorders like schizophrenia and stuff like that. I
love this. I don't think you've ever expressed this to I've ever gone into
like big detail with it. But it makes sense because you are a very
you pick apart the why, the why and the reason people are the way
they are. And you also have a really big obsession with serial killers,
not true crime, but like the serial killers themselves yeah, Like I'm very
fascinated and I always have it. And not to sound like a hipster,
but like I kind of had that like interest before. I feel like the
true crime trait craze like went big. I've always been very fascinated on like
what makes like why are these people the way they are? So, you
know, when film school didn't work out, that was my plan. But
then yeah, I went to Blynn Community College to try to get into A
and M and didn't. Very quickly was like, oh I don't like college,
so you didn't even apply to I never did. And so at college,
at at Blynn is when I started like I would start taking a little
more artsy classes, and then that's what eventually led me to going to an
art school. Hence, while I was in a photography class, I was
just trying to take like classes that interested me more than like yeah, so
yeah I was there. It was just a girl in the class. Do
you remember her name? I do not. I think a lot of it
was. I think a lot of it. It was a very kind of
discipline. It was I have a lot of mixed feelings with it, a
little bit to Noneles, so maybe not specifically for you just something in general
meaningful, like yeah, like how to fling with maybe went on a date
or two with my girlfriend? Like as exciting as it is to lose your
virginity, is it? Yeah, it's really overhyped, feel it. I
agree with you. I think I was wanting I was I wanted a relationship
more than I wanted to have sex, and I think that's maybe part of
you know, it was kind of like a quick thing. It was like
a project. She stayed in the dorms. I was not living in the
dorms. Lynn had dorms, which is crazy for a community to college to
have dorms. It's so weird to me. But she was staying in the
dorms and we, you know, we kind of talked. I've always been
like, I've always been good with women in the sense of like I'm very
friendly, Like I feel like women see me as not a threat, if
that makes sense. You're very yes, but you're a very good listener,
a very good listening. So what do you do? Okay, cool your
heart, Like, Yeah, I've always gotten along very well with women.
Yeah, you're very comfortable in your femininity. There's not a toxic masculine bone
in your body, you value value women, and we can tell. So
it was like someone that I kind of had this like very friendly relationship,
like we communicated. It was like fine, yeah, okay, I got
distracted. Sorry. So it was kind of like, okay, so it
was a girl in your photography class. Do you remember did y'all go out
and eat and then go home and bang? Did she come over? What?
You know? What was that day? Like? Yeah, it was
kind of like a we're going kind of like work on a project together.
Like we were gonna do pictures. You know, a lot of it was
like go out and take a picture of whatever. Yeah, you know,
go out get pictures. It's photography class. You're going out and get pictures.
So we were gonna like take pictures together. And and I think we
just took him around. We just took them around campus and then and just
like went back up to her dorm. This is her dorm. Yes,
okay, I was not living in dorms and I was living like in college
station proper. Yeah, technically in a different city. Yeah. So yeah,
we just went to her room and what time of day this would have
been probably did you lose your virginity in an afternoon. No, it was
like it was like dark. It was dark, and yeah, we just
like kissed a little bit. It was very like surgical or it was not
that may not be the right word, but almost like a fission of like
just kind of there wasn't a lot of foreplay. There wasn't a lot of
It was just kind of just explore the woman. Do you think do you
remember when I would have Madine knowing you she invited you back to her?
Yes? Do you think you remember at that point if you're like, oh,
we're going to do things like did you go into it blindly? A
little bit of both flirting beforehand that you remember like when it was definitely like
did I look at her butt? Yeah? Yeah, I would be constantly
looking at her butt and her boobs and all of the butts and boobs.
Yeah. I don't know. I think there was like the excitement of like
could something happen? But I definitely, like I think I wanted more of
a relationship than than definitely she did. It was definitely kind of a hit
it and quit it situation, but not really what I was hoping for.
Okay, did you have a condom? Yeah? Why did you have a
condent she had a condom? Correct? Apologies, apologies, Yes there was
a condom involved. I did not bring it. Okay, yeah, okay.
What color hair did she have? She was blond. Oh, she
was blond and white, which is uh, you know, interesting, Yeah,
because that's not my type at all. Do you think you have any
recollection of how long this lasted? Oh? Not very long? Okay?
Maybe why? Like, not much happened afterwards? Did you pursue her after
I we would like to talk. Ghost you Happy Halloween boo. It was
kind of a little ghosting. I'm sure she was just like this kid sucks
at sex. Yeah, like we still kind of had like we would talk,
but kind of like I don't want to say it was like it didn't
happen, but it kind of and and for all I know, if I
had pushed more, maybe something, But I definitely I think I felt more
awkward about talking about it and trying to yell didn't have sex and you were
like, Okay, I think we should date now. Yeah I didn't.
I think I just didn't know how to handle the situation very well because y'all
would have continued class together, yes, but not very long. This was
there the end of the semester. Yeah, okay, so yeah, I
don't know. I have very like, very mixed feelings about it. I
think it's a weird thing because that was primarily with you. That was there
was that was like my relationship with women. This was like one out of
four of having this almost very similar relationship with women. Just this is the
only one that I actually had sex. Like there's before you, there was
four women that I was very friendly with and like hung out with and really
like had crushes on and like wanted to date and like it just never happened.
And I definitely I hate the term, but I was definitely like friend
zoned by this. I think it's such a weird INSELLI term. But for
lack of a better and not to like diminish them at any point necessarily,
I diminished two of them. I would say two of them. Okay,
specifically, there's one I don't think you even know about. I only know
about one. The other ones. There's one after her. There's one after
her, like my senior year, I think senior maybe sophomore in college.
No, no, no, no. In high school, she went to
the same she went to the same like technical school. That I went to
for our listeners my junior and senior year, Like I would spend a half
day at my regular high school and then go to like a technical school for
the rest of the day. Yeah, And so I met her there.
She was in the same class as me, in the same department. Also,
shorter stature, darker complexion, burnette hair. I have a type.
Her name was Brandy An. I was she trash? No, she was
actually she was actually very very sweet. She was very nice. I hold
nothing against her. She didn't like she didn't lead you on the way she
did not lead me on, for sure. She didn't say we're going to
prom together and then say no, we're not. What are you talking about
gas like me? Yeah? No, she she never liked a matching suit
with that bitch. Yeah. And she didn't like drag me around like,
she didn't have me do things for her like it was a little more innocent
than that. Yeah, you just liked her. I just liked her.
And then the one in college. You know about the one in college you
met her when we were at the drag club. No, you don't remember
blue she had blue hair, are you talking about? Yeah? Okay,
yes, I remember dumb ass. Yeah she, well she was. She
went in to Buckle a few times. Yes, did she? Yeah,
I don't remember that. Did she work? You might have worked at the
mall or something like, she'd come in a few times. I was like,
who's that. I don't remember. Yeah, okay, yeah, no,
I'd seen her a few times at that point. We were just like
coworkers at that point when I met her. She was in the culinary school
and she was a terrible cook. You said, I met her at the
drag show, the first one we went over to, saying, maybe I
don't you remember if it was the I don't remember, but I know we
ran into her. Oh, just like completely coincidence. She was the most
alternative girl you could ever imagine. This bitch looked like she was from the
craft. She was a bit much yeah adult, Adam is like, cool,
Yeah, she just she was just very altsy. There's nothing against that.
But I was I was like, oh, Adam likes girls that are
probably like into vampire anime. Cool, you know what there is. I
think there was a time in my life where I almost wanted to be into
that. Okay, just because of like rejecting what you grew up with a
little bit, and also yeah, yeah, probably then, and also like,
you know, the communities I am in tend to have a lot of
that, so like, yeah, I think there was a part of where
I'm like, well, no, these are the kind of people I should
be dating. Yeah, I think there was a part of my life where
I felt like I needed to date someone who was into very much to the
same things as I am. Yeah, where I was like, I need
a girl who's like really into video games. I need a girl who likes
going to local gaming stores, who likes comic books. And eventually I was
like, nah, this is and then I met you and I was like,
no, she's perfect. I don't need her to be like into the
same hobbies I have. You know what's funny is that every once in a
while, I'll think about that. I kind of I don't necessarily get down
on myself, but I'm like, I wonder if Adam wishes he had somebody
that did a lot of the same hobbies as him. But I think you,
but I don't want to say secretly, I think you enjoyed the glamor
that comes with me. I think I'm I think so, I think I'm
more a little more glamorous than no offense, Like I let women be womening.
I love women, Like, I'm not putting women down, but historically
a lot of the girls that are into video games and comic books are like
liten. They have a tendency to be like a little more tomboy, sure,
and things like that. There's a lot of them that are I'm not
trying to catch grays everybody, but there's like a stereotype behind that. Yeah,
or they're like I always call it vampire glamorous. They're super like alt
and yeah, and that's and I'm and nothing against that. That's just not
my type. Yeah, I want to say I'm actually very normal in regards
to the type of woman I am. Like, I don't know, I
don't think I'm I think I'm special, but I don't think like I'm cool
special like that, Like, Yeah, I mean I think you're and I
do think you have like I think we could have. What I'm trying to
say is I think we could have grown up in the same town. Sure,
for sure. I think there's a really funny, like outstanding qualities about
myself. But I I think I'm pretty average. Well, and I think
you do have. I think you have a little bit. I think you're
a little bit of a middle ground for that, like both ways, because
I think you know, there are things I get talked about, like you
knowing Monty Python before, like like I didn't introduce the Holy Girl to you,
no, Like that is a fun thing. Yeah, I like old
movies and you're not. Yeah, You're like, yeah, we have a
similar type of humor. We do. We We're very similar in a lot
of ways. We just have different hobbies. I think we're very similar in
like yeah, in a parallel yeah, m hm. In regards to mainstream
things or different type of things or niche things, we both have a lot
of them. They're just not usually the same. Yeah. And I don't
necessarily feel like I needs out no, no, because I think there's also
a level of like you know, I'm bad about it, but we talked
about this is something to work on. Like going to lgs's and like local
gaming story sorry, and like going and playing like playing my table Latter SATs
Ladder Gay sets, going and playing like my tabletop games with people. I
think, like when I get to the point where I'm actually going out there
and doing that it would be like in not a mean way, but like
it was. You know, it's like this is my thing, Like I
can step away, I can do my own thing, and like I think
it works out. Not to interrupt you and my boy time quote unquote,
I think, but because that you're an only child, you have very only
child tendencies, and I think you would be suffocated by a woman that had
the same hobbies. I do agree with that. It's like, oh my
god, this new gangko. Do you want to play with me? Or
like, oh you're going to play that, I want to play too,
or I'll play next to you. Are individual so logan, you know what
I mean. Like I think I think you like having your own thing yea,
and processing your own thing because it doesn't stop you from talking to me
about it. You tell me what you want to tell me. Yeah,
you tell me all the hot gossip. Yeah. And it comes to the
studios breaking laws and the beef between gaming studios. What did Sony do?
Now, Like it doesn't stop you still talk to me about it. Yeah,
you're so good to listen to it. I do. I will say
this, this is like a somewhat of a fantasy. This is going long
huh. I think this is going to be an episode where I interview you
and how about next episode you Okay, okay, I do. I'll wrap
it up here, but I do. I do have this fantasy because I
do think it would be fun and I think you would enjoy it of finding
like the right D and D group and having like all the preamble, because
I know you watched me and my friends do character creating where I would just
like, here's your character, and I think you would actually have fun,
I think, and you like the role playing. I think you would have
like a fun characterization. I do think you enjoy it, especially if there
were some drinks. Oh yeah, no, yeah, I don't have any.
I don't think you do a single thing that would bore me, sure,
or that wouldn't interest me. Yeah, I would like it a lot.
But yeah, there's like a novice friendly group of other people that are
not wouldn't be the only person not really that that would be new to it.
Well, I think i'd like a spouse's name. There's gotta be some
type of spouse. Well, introducing your spouse to D and D group.
I'll say this, there's definitely two types. And I don't think you would
necessarily need to be like have other novice people there. I think the big
thing is like how I like to play, and like the groups I would
look for is a very casual we're here to have fun. Like yeah,
like I remember my like like in college station, I was part of a
group where it was like I remember there was a point where we found like
there was a there's some kind of puzzle we had to solve and there's a
hole in the wall, and someone was like should I just stick my dick
into it? And we were like all drinking and like let's do it,
like that kind of stuff where it's not like serious, we're just doing it
to have a good time. Yeah. Well, to go back to go
back to your Virginia story, we don't know her name. She's blonde though
she's a white and nothing came of that, nothing was pursued, so moving
along just in general, you might as well just go there. So at
that point, you wouldn't have had sex a second time for over a year
after that, not until you exactly, Yeah, it'd be over a year.
Do you remember within that over a year time of being like Okay,
I had sex, Like I would like to have more sex, like let
me go out to the bars like did has There was there a year and
some change where you kind of pursued more sexual encounters because now you're a man.
You're a mighty strong man. You live on your own, you have
a car, you're working, you know, you're adult. Do you remember,
didn't you? Well? I know that we know the funny you've told
before about like you've gone on a on an app for a fun as a
joke. But like any serious person that was before that, Yeah, no,
yes, and no, I guess I definitely like still my main focus
was I wanted to be on a relationship. Yeah, there would definitely be
times where and I feel like you're still like that. You know that?
Yeah, I even to this day, Like I don't I think you love
meaning you are a physical person, you enjoy having sex with me, and
you get horny. But I don't think I think you. I can honestly
say, like you just value having me as your friend and as your spouse,
sure, like more than like a sexual partner. Yeah, I mean
I've never been sex has never been like my main drive, ye for these
kind of things. I've always been more interested in having a relationship than having
sex, and so I don't think there was. Yeah, I went on
I went on one date with someone before you was it your Disney princess?
No, No, we never actually went on a date. I pretty quickly
was like, I'm not No, I can't do this. No. I
went on a date with someone that went to the Art Institute and uh,
is it Courtney? No? She was a oh I don't remember her name.
She was one. She was in the fashion department, the fashion department.
We had a couple of classes. She looked really cute, and one
day I had the what she was She was Russian? Wow, Like she
had like an accent and everything, like, whoa do you find that attractive?
The accent? Yeah? Yeah, okay she Uh she was taller.
She was actually pretty tall for for for a woman. She was probably like
five nine okay, somewhere around there. Yeah, not just three five four?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Curly hair, like dirty blonde curly hair.
Uh. We went on one date. Where'd you go? We went?
We went to the city Center. Love, so you just take all
the women because he took me to City Center too, bitch. Maybe at
the yard House, the racist yard House. Yeah, this was I think
before it was racist. Yeah, yeah, and there was just like there's
no nothing there, nothing there just to date, Yeah, I think I
was just very awkward and also she didn't give me a whole lot. Turns
out she was a pretty bland person. I remember. I remember specifically she
telling me that her favorite type of music was like it was like lounge like
house music, like elevator music, And I was kind of like, well,
what do I do with that? Do you do you think there's an
elevator not to get We'll go right back on topic. Do you think there's
an elevator music Spotify playlist? I'm sure there is, like like like an
official Elevator music, not like, oh somebody made it, yes, either,
and it's made for me elevator music. Yeah, there's people that make
their own. Yeah, So like I would expect anybody to just make something
called elevator music. But the fact that there's one made for me, what
is that? What is elevator music made for me? That's not elevator None
of these are elevators. There's a few. It looks like it's a lot
of covers. Yeah. I listened to a lot of covers though, No,
because I listened to LAV eight. I don't know how to say it,
but that's just it's all covers and like, this is what I listened
to when I'm working. This is creepy. No it's not. This is
just the intro. Like this is straight up like, well it sounds like
a vinyl record in the beginning, but yeah, this is like a story
intro. Now it's getting not as creepy. Sure, and maybe that's what
she meant. That's what I listened to when I'm working. Sure, I
love that for me, but that's not your favorite type of music. No,
that's just what makes me focus. Yeah, yeah, And I think
I tried to, like she ended up being like, I'm done here.
Like we texted a little bit afterwards, she ended up calling it off.
In calling it off, like being like, yeah, I'm not interested in
retrospect. I think I was trying to. I think there just wasn't anything
there, and I think I was more like trying to make something and nothing.
Yeah yeah, when you're like I got one on the hook, I
gotta make this one work. Yeah, Okay, So yeah, I mean
that went on. That was one date and then how how far apart was
that date from meeting me. You met me in February of twenty fifteen,
at the very end of February. Oh, that's a good question. A
few months that would have been. I think in the that would have been
before I probably didn't know you at that point. No, you didn't know
me. That's what I'm saying, Like, what is the time difference?
Oh, I don't know. Okay, A while, I didn't know.
If you remember the time of year you went on a date with her,
I feel like it was in the it was maybe in November. I feel
like Thanksgiving, Like I think, like I think for your birthday. I
think you threw up on yourself twenty first birthday. Yeah, I think,
I think if I feel I have this idea in my head that I got
the text of her being like, we're good. Here was like my parents
were down for Thanksgiving or something. Nice. My parents were down for something.
They're always down, They're always down to clown Yeah. So yeah,
I would have been around then, Okay, nice. Yeah, and it
didn't seem like you had very hurt feelings about it. No, he was
okay, that makes sense. Yeah, I was like okay, okay,
yeah, So what did you have any nerves about you and I being something
similar. Did you ever get nervous that I was going to friend zone you?
Yeah, because I did at one point, because you did. Yeah,
but I got friend zoned you after like very much telling like very much
of us having a lot of chemistry. I think I didn't friend zone you
because I was like, I don't like you. I friend zoned you with
like a sad face. Yeah, I think ours was very different. I
definitely had those nerves, but I think ours was very different to a in
that I don't think I feel like early on it was very clear to a
certain extent, like a connection more than just friends being built, And I
think there was. It was I think had any I had no intention of
being your friend. Yeah. I think it was a little more out in
the open. Yeah, and very like honest, which I think also helped
it. Like whenever there was that moment of like, hey, I'm getting
back together with my ex boyfriend where it was like disappointing, hurt, but
a little bit easier to swallow. Yeah, Yeah, I wasn't just leading
you on. Yeah, there was. It was a very like not reciprocating
feelings for you. Yeah, it felt double sided. Yeah, as opposed
to where all these other ones felt very one sided. And yeah, yeah,
yeah, we were pretty honest about it. I pretty much I had,
but I had to harass you for your phone number, did you.
Yeah, well you quit, You quit without telling me you were. I
got fired. Same. It was mutual. It was mutual. It was
a mutual separation. But yeah, you were. I had to find out
from like somebody else, you were just gonna leave me in the dust.
I came back the next day. Uh huh, I think you're rewriting history
now. I came back the next day because to to talk to you about
it, did you. Yeah? Yeah. And then that's when you like
invited me over and we had I went and tried to get us alcohol.
What a what a? What a terrible idea. That was why it just
wasn't great, because that was a different one. I'm thinking of the one
you tried to give me alcohol. That was like our first same hanging out,
and the second time we hung out you did get alcohol and it made
me spick. Yes, this was the first time when I first went to
your apartment. Yeah, I don't even know. I know, we just
watched a movie. We didn't really do anything. We watch a movie,
you fell asleep, you let yourself out, and I let myself out.
Yeah, so that sounds pretty spot on for our relationship. Yeah, I
want to know what happened how we got on a second date. I don't
know how that wouldn't aboord you. You're like I went to her house,
I went to her apartment and she did and we sat on her floor.
Did she fell asleep? I think I was just so excited someone was giving
me attention, and you were cool, Like we had known each other for
a while at that point, just working together. We enjoyed working together.
We always had fun. Yeah, yeah, I'll never forget us, Like,
I think those kind of the a short fuse of what would become the
big fuse of our relationship was that you. It was you, myself and
a girl we worked with that was very rude and that you like rode up
and all kinds of shit that used to be a manager. N We had
like call to be like she's not leaving. Yeah, we'll call her Ashland
just for just for the podcast. We'll call her ass what a specific name
to just come up with. I'll never forget we all it was her us
three there was us three. I don't know, there could have been more
people, but specifically us three were in the morning shift, and we like
opened the registers and all that stuff. We decided let's go really fast to
the food court to the McDonald's and get breakfast. And you and I just
went by ourselves together and we got our little sandwiches and we walked up to
the door to the gate like at ten oh two, and quote unquote Ashland
was like opening the gates and like putting the shoes at like opening the store
and was like pissed off at us because why weren't you here at ten am,
like being all intense with us, and she like got onto us about
that. She was like, if you're here, if you're a managin and
you're opening the store, you have to be here in the store. Like
she started disciplining us, and you and I softly were like bark bark,
bark bark bark. Okay, good mane now we'll like we were like argued
with her, and we like we ganged up on her very we very softly
were like why won't you back the fun? Yeah, why don't you back
the fuck up? Like shut the fuck up, Like we were like,
get out of here, like making her feel like an idiot when she clearly
was like she was also very rude. She was already rude to us at
that point, but like she didn't like me because I took her job she
had, Yeah, she had an ego, probably didn't take her job.
She got demoted, and then they hired me, and she always let me
know like we got this job because of me, like this was my role.
And I was like, uh, okay, but from what's to come
of us being in a relationship together and if anybody approaches us wrong, we're
both just like tone and that moment, we had each other's backs from a
very early, very early on for sure. Yeah. Well, and then
and then I came along, Ye okay, well how are you do you?
I think I've asked you this before, and I clearly think I know
the answer. But you don't feel like you've ever missed out on anything by
not getting in more relationships before me, or you're like, well no,
no, sexually not and then relationship wise, I don't think I necessarily miss
out on anything. I think, if anything, I wish I had more
serious relationships for this reason, so that I had a little more practice and
understanding of what that intel before you. Yeah, do you think it overwhelmed
you? I don't think you overwhelmed me. I just don't think. I
think I think we could have had some like bumps in the road avoided,
had I understood what it's like to be in a relationship with someone like what
what do you can you use? I don't know if I have any specifics.
I don't think they're sharing a life with someone like, I don't know.
I think I just have that thought that maybe if I had a little
more practice. That's fair. I think we all think in anything we want
to do well or do and be happy, we wish we had more practice.
But I just want you to know I don't feel like anything was ever
missed or I'd never felt like I'm in a novice relationship or Adam's novice at
being in a relationship or being sexual like, I've never felt like you've had
any downside equivalent to the lack of experience. Yeah, yeah, well I
appreciate it, yep. Yeah, but that's the only thing. I don't
think. I don't feel like I missed down on anything. Yeah, Okay,
I'd just like to ask and like I'm you know, even with that
whole relationship with thing, like I event I got my goal really like I
got. I don't know however weird this may sound or I don't know.
I guess I'm a romantic at heart, like all these women that I had
crushed is on. It was like, no, I want to be with
you theoretically like you are, like I would want to be with these women
for like you know, I wasn't looking to be like I want to date
you for a few months. It was like, no, I want a
serious relationship and hopefully it lasts till the end. So no, I don't
feel like I got. I got what I wanted. I want you get
a point. I get a point. Was there anything you want to add
before we wrap up? No? No, So yeah, I guess,
I guess change of plans. Next week we'll be doing will be doing?
You doing me? Oh my plans are or maybe we'll break it up.
Yeah, we'll see. But there will be a there will be a Rihanna
getting to know I'm gonna get interviewed. I never get interviewed. Yeah,
there will be a getting to know Rihanna coming up, getting to know you
he's really I don't know what song that is, but that was really out
of tune for what it was what speaking of. And I'm fine with this
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