WEBVTT 1 00:00:34.320 --> 00:01:32.879 At halfa. What has the doorbell HALFA did to you other than let you 2 00:01:32.920 --> 00:01:44.879 know your shoes are outside eight pool, young doctor, it is man. 3 00:01:45.599 --> 00:01:51.879 Shout out to Chinese chef. Always get us ripe. Hold on, y'all. 4 00:01:51.879 --> 00:01:56.079 Sorry she forgot it was eight thirty. No, I didn't, actually, 5 00:01:56.280 --> 00:01:57.400 I just I needed that. That was the last bite of it. 6 00:01:57.400 --> 00:02:01.719 I didn't want to just let us sit there for the show. Thank you 7 00:02:01.760 --> 00:02:07.159 guys for tuning into this week's episode of Hostially Awkward. If this is your 8 00:02:07.159 --> 00:02:10.199 first time joining us, I would like to properly introduce myself. I'm your 9 00:02:10.199 --> 00:02:14.840 host and favorite otivational speaker. Me me, me, me someone hundred or 10 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:23.280 comra walker if you're nasty. You know that just looked extremely narcissistic, like 11 00:02:23.319 --> 00:02:25.159 me pushing my own buddy for myself. I do not want to be like 12 00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:37.680 one, so let me pass this up. So someon I said, I'm 13 00:02:37.719 --> 00:02:42.000 tipsy and can't here, but hey, that is wild. Yeah we can't 14 00:02:42.039 --> 00:02:47.520 see who who it is. They probably somewhere where it's noisy, but they 15 00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:58.520 still you want to come support mm hmm. But I am joined by two 16 00:02:58.599 --> 00:03:04.240 of my co hosts. This week, we got the narcissist see. You 17 00:03:04.280 --> 00:03:09.879 know, he keep wearing his heartbreak band in here, and it's February, 18 00:03:10.280 --> 00:03:17.400 so around the corner we just have V Day. We definitely just had side 19 00:03:17.479 --> 00:03:21.280 chick Day and didn't have a V Day, but you keep wearing it to 20 00:03:21.319 --> 00:03:25.039 say heartbreak on it because he didn't get shows on V Day. Heart breaking. 21 00:03:28.479 --> 00:03:32.919 He already is let me down my hair. Don't please don't die your 22 00:03:32.919 --> 00:03:38.479 tips, my guy, And if you do, I got somebody for you 23 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:46.159 that would definitely do it with no problem anyway. How I got minus in 24 00:03:46.159 --> 00:03:50.919 the building of course, then of course the man behind the magic, we 25 00:03:51.039 --> 00:03:57.520 got mister Tom That okay, as the classes man. Now we do have 26 00:03:58.199 --> 00:04:02.520 think not put that intive out there because you have never in life ever seen 27 00:04:02.560 --> 00:04:10.719 me do anything remotely close to that. Whats so why would you even put 28 00:04:10.719 --> 00:04:13.719 that narrative out there? Do I run around and say, welcome to another 29 00:04:13.759 --> 00:04:16.040 digit of death fresh shows me and fat and Funky in the building today? 30 00:04:16.319 --> 00:04:26.120 Do I do that to you? I did? That just starts a whole 31 00:04:26.199 --> 00:04:34.439 conversation that is not necessary right there. You see that, thank you for 32 00:04:34.600 --> 00:04:43.879 proving my my point. I just we all know that we do, so 33 00:04:43.920 --> 00:04:48.000 don't put that narrative out there. You can asshole, but he digging assholes? 34 00:04:48.120 --> 00:04:50.879 Wow, but I don't. That's the whole that's the whole reason for 35 00:04:50.920 --> 00:05:00.720 this. See that, that's nasty, bro, See that. Don't put 36 00:05:00.720 --> 00:05:03.279 that narrative out there. That's not how I do. Not roll like that, 37 00:05:03.319 --> 00:05:08.000 My god. You know, okay, real quick, we want to 38 00:05:08.079 --> 00:05:12.720 I want to address something with tone right. Tone is always saying, hey, 39 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:15.279 don't put this narrative out here about me. Don't put this narrative out 40 00:05:15.279 --> 00:05:20.000 here, when for years, at least ten, everybody has looked at tone 41 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:24.759 as a creep. Anyway, It doesn't matter what narrative or what we talk 42 00:05:24.800 --> 00:05:27.879 about. Everybody already looks at tone as a creep. So trust me, 43 00:05:27.920 --> 00:05:30.879 we're not making anything. No, no, no, You see that narrative 44 00:05:30.959 --> 00:05:33.399 I can roll because depending on who you are, it is it could be 45 00:05:33.439 --> 00:05:40.959 either or. But he's putting out the narrative that I am doing unsanitary things. 46 00:05:41.199 --> 00:05:45.600 You see what I'm saying, don't put them in them, don't put 47 00:05:45.600 --> 00:05:49.480 anything that says them unsanitary, don't do anything that could be on the verge 48 00:05:49.519 --> 00:05:57.079 of arresting. You know what I'm saying, that I'm being arrested for felonious 49 00:05:57.160 --> 00:06:00.199 activities. Don't put anything on the narrative that makes me seem like I'm a 50 00:06:00.279 --> 00:06:06.519 terrible dad, you know, as far as you know fatherhood, though, 51 00:06:06.920 --> 00:06:12.920 this is one of the best dads that is actually you know, around us. 52 00:06:13.000 --> 00:06:19.600 Because y'all be letting popular deadbeats run wild, Oh my god wild. 53 00:06:20.720 --> 00:06:29.360 Yeah, y'all really let niggas that don't take care of all of their children, 54 00:06:29.959 --> 00:06:33.839 who don't see all of their children, are not all of their children. 55 00:06:34.120 --> 00:06:40.519 Yeah, y'all let them run them up because they got you know, 56 00:06:41.160 --> 00:06:44.800 a little steam behind their name on social media. It's not even now now 57 00:06:44.800 --> 00:06:48.959 that we hear I don't understand women who are okay with dating a man that 58 00:06:49.079 --> 00:06:55.720 don't care, don't take care of half his kids. But because he's doing 59 00:06:55.759 --> 00:07:01.079 good by your kids, that's all you care about. FtM popular dead beats 60 00:07:01.680 --> 00:07:04.959 like, you know, like, because there is there's a there's a lot 61 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:11.360 of fuck shit. You know, people preach loyalty and you know, preach 62 00:07:11.439 --> 00:07:15.360 being solid and all of this shit, but when it's a popular motherfucker who 63 00:07:15.360 --> 00:07:21.319 they like, they don't hold them to those standards. I've actually, you 64 00:07:21.360 --> 00:07:25.439 know, lost friendships behind that because I'm like, bro, I don't like 65 00:07:25.480 --> 00:07:28.759 how you moving with your seed. You know what I'm saying, Like, 66 00:07:29.000 --> 00:07:30.519 yeah, you my nigga, But at the same time, like, because 67 00:07:30.519 --> 00:07:33.839 you my nigga, I hold you to a higher standard than what you're currently 68 00:07:33.839 --> 00:07:39.519 on. And then that in turn made me you know, fake and this, 69 00:07:39.560 --> 00:07:42.959 that and the other because I spoke up about that, like bro, 70 00:07:43.040 --> 00:07:46.439 like you see the ship that I go through with my baby daddy's you know 71 00:07:46.439 --> 00:07:49.720 what I'm saying, like, and look at how you say shit about them, 72 00:07:49.759 --> 00:07:54.600 but then look and turn what you're doing like that'shit not cool? Can 73 00:07:54.680 --> 00:08:01.759 you do anyway? Oh not to read it? That's call well, ain't 74 00:08:01.800 --> 00:08:07.000 no too good ship? Ain't nobody? Oh I ain't see it? Well 75 00:08:07.120 --> 00:08:15.480 now hell up there. But yeah, y'all really really really gotta stop doing 76 00:08:15.519 --> 00:08:18.879 that. Stop giving motherfuckers a past just because you know, like, oh 77 00:08:18.959 --> 00:08:22.000 man, he cool, he ain't never did shit to me. Like, 78 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:26.959 bro, If a motherfucker can turn their back on their own seed, I 79 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:31.040 don't know what makes you think that they possess any type of loyal bone in 80 00:08:31.079 --> 00:08:39.200 their body. So, speaking of which, hey, you able to comment. 81 00:08:39.519 --> 00:08:41.440 We were talking about you being in Facebook jail I don't think we was 82 00:08:41.440 --> 00:08:45.200 gonna be able to see you today. Go ahead, mom, what was 83 00:08:45.279 --> 00:08:48.759 you saying? It was crazy that the people and the ship that niggas will 84 00:08:48.799 --> 00:08:54.919 be loyal to and the ship that they'll be disloyal to. Yes, how 85 00:08:54.960 --> 00:08:58.399 you wanna take care of your kid like that's young, kid, But you're 86 00:08:58.399 --> 00:09:03.919 willing to die for a street that was here before you was born, you 87 00:09:03.000 --> 00:09:07.320 know, be here long after you were gone. They're gonna tear this motherfucker 88 00:09:07.360 --> 00:09:11.840 down, rebuild it and put some better housing over here. But you're willing 89 00:09:11.919 --> 00:09:16.720 to die about this goofy shit. And you know what's crazy about that? 90 00:09:16.759 --> 00:09:18.919 Like when you say that, like niggas be willing to die behind the block, 91 00:09:18.960 --> 00:09:22.080 it's like, bro, y'all don't even pick up the litter on this, 92 00:09:22.399 --> 00:09:24.679 so then it's a raggedy block at that. Oh god, it ain't 93 00:09:24.679 --> 00:09:28.159 a gated community that you should be proud of or no ship, Like it 94 00:09:28.240 --> 00:09:33.360 is a motherfucker where there are a Mulligan and one fucking hot cheeto bags on 95 00:09:33.440 --> 00:09:39.840 the street. Y'all got open fucking condoms like laying right by the sewering ship, 96 00:09:39.879 --> 00:09:41.759 and that's what they're proud of. Yeah, man, we're from the 97 00:09:41.799 --> 00:09:50.000 trenches from over there, like like really it is great shit wow. But 98 00:09:50.159 --> 00:09:52.440 you know, speaking of popular dead beat, I'm gonna go ahead and play 99 00:09:52.960 --> 00:10:01.519 one of my mini videos, right, and play one of my uh my 100 00:10:01.639 --> 00:10:07.159 videos for the night on the topic. Of course, I'm with my step 101 00:10:07.240 --> 00:10:09.399 kids more than my real kids. I'm fucking their mom. I'm your baby 102 00:10:09.399 --> 00:10:13.240 father. Of course. I deny it was my kid for nine months until 103 00:10:13.240 --> 00:10:15.639 we got the DNA test. I'm your baby father. Of course. My 104 00:10:15.679 --> 00:10:18.279 mom watches the kid when it's my weekend. I'm your baby father. Of 105 00:10:18.279 --> 00:10:20.360 course. I'm always working and always brooke at the same time. I'm your 106 00:10:20.399 --> 00:10:22.840 baby father. Of course I want my family back once you move on. 107 00:10:24.080 --> 00:10:26.440 I'm your baby father. I didn't even hit you. You ran into my 108 00:10:26.480 --> 00:10:28.200 fist and try call the police for real. I'm your baby father. Of 109 00:10:28.200 --> 00:10:31.399 course. I try to claim my kid on my taxes, even though I 110 00:10:31.399 --> 00:10:33.279 don't contribute to shit. I'm your baby father. Of course. I hate 111 00:10:33.320 --> 00:10:35.799 your new man. He makes you happy, and that's something I could never 112 00:10:35.840 --> 00:10:39.440 do. I'm your baby father. You still think about us. I'm your 113 00:10:39.440 --> 00:10:41.960 baby father, of course. I tell everybody you don't let me see my 114 00:10:41.039 --> 00:10:43.639 child. I'm your baby father. Of course, my kids never met each 115 00:10:43.639 --> 00:10:46.399 other. They barely met me. I'm your baby father. Of course i'd 116 00:10:46.440 --> 00:10:48.960 be having our child around a bunch of bitches. It takes a village. 117 00:10:48.960 --> 00:10:52.879 I'm your baby father. Of course, it says unknown on the birth certificate. 118 00:10:52.919 --> 00:10:54.720 I'm your baby father. Of course my number is saved this sperm donor. 119 00:10:54.759 --> 00:10:56.799 I'm your baby father. Of course. I tell my kids I'm gonna 120 00:10:56.799 --> 00:11:05.120 pick them up and never show up. It builds character that nigga. Let 121 00:11:05.200 --> 00:11:13.000 me tell you, so as a kid has a dad. Bro, when 122 00:11:13.039 --> 00:11:20.559 I tell you that Jellybean's dad had, his grandma called me to add the 123 00:11:20.600 --> 00:11:26.080 whole situation of getting reconnected even started. No, no, no, this 124 00:11:26.360 --> 00:11:30.720 was when jelly because you know, jelly Bean was born in June. This 125 00:11:30.879 --> 00:11:35.159 is January of twenty ten. Like she's not even a year yet. Okay, 126 00:11:35.600 --> 00:11:37.200 she didn't, just you know, grace her little six month period and 127 00:11:37.200 --> 00:11:46.080 shit, and he has his fucking grandmother call me because what happens in January, 128 00:11:46.159 --> 00:11:48.360 Nigga start getting W two's and shit is time to file fucking taxes. 129 00:11:48.600 --> 00:11:52.919 So this motherfucker has his grandma called me to ask if he can file jelly 130 00:11:52.960 --> 00:11:58.759 bean on his motherfucking taxes. This bitch ain't bought a motherfucking pamper, a 131 00:11:58.960 --> 00:12:03.360 bib, a mother fucking nail clipper, a nook. This nigga ain't bought 132 00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:09.919 ship. And it's crazy because like at the time, like I was, 133 00:12:09.039 --> 00:12:13.600 I was, actually I was dating Lando at the time, and Lando was 134 00:12:13.639 --> 00:12:16.000 the one who was buying, like if she needed like extra milk, if 135 00:12:16.039 --> 00:12:22.720 she needed panthers up. Yeah, he was literally doing every like if I 136 00:12:22.879 --> 00:12:26.000 was, if I was fucking tired, he like, go go take a 137 00:12:26.080 --> 00:12:28.559 nap. I got on her fat asses should just be sitting there in his 138 00:12:28.600 --> 00:12:33.440 buff ass arms and she's watching fucking TV and Ship like that was he was 139 00:12:33.480 --> 00:12:35.399 the one doing everything. And it's like, bru, if I wasn't claiming 140 00:12:35.399 --> 00:12:39.759 my own kid, the only two people that would be allowed to clamor would 141 00:12:39.759 --> 00:12:43.360 be my mom because she was helping. I would have let Lando claim her 142 00:12:43.360 --> 00:12:46.679 before I let you claim her. And he knew he was out of pocket, 143 00:12:46.759 --> 00:12:50.440 because that's why he didn't call and next me hisself, he called. 144 00:12:50.559 --> 00:12:52.759 He had his grandma call because he knew I wanted to go, say, 145 00:12:52.799 --> 00:12:56.679 you old bitch, you go to help, so you know, that was 146 00:12:56.720 --> 00:13:01.080 his safety neck. But I could not I fucking believe that shit, Like, 147 00:13:01.159 --> 00:13:05.879 bruh, you have literally done nothing for this child, and you had 148 00:13:05.919 --> 00:13:09.200 the audacity that asked me, could you file her on your fucking taxes. 149 00:13:11.320 --> 00:13:13.919 I don't give a fuck. If the irs kidnap, you throw you in 150 00:13:13.919 --> 00:13:16.960 the back of a van and take you to fucking Alcatraz and beat you for 151 00:13:18.000 --> 00:13:20.600 six years, don't. I don't give a fuck what you got going on. 152 00:13:20.639 --> 00:13:24.240 No, bitch, you can not claim my fucking baby. So that's 153 00:13:24.240 --> 00:13:28.080 what killed me a couple years ago when this was what the year before last, 154 00:13:28.639 --> 00:13:31.519 like when me getting I think I got audered in like two years in 155 00:13:31.600 --> 00:13:35.279 a row about my kids and had to prove like that, get their school 156 00:13:35.279 --> 00:13:37.879 records, and I'm like, bro, I'm the only person who has been 157 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:41.000 And that's what pissed me off, because I'm like, I know these motherfuckers 158 00:13:41.000 --> 00:13:43.159 ain't trying to sneak behind my back and fire my fucking kids or some shit, 159 00:13:43.240 --> 00:13:48.440 because I have filed them every fucking year since they have been born. 160 00:13:48.919 --> 00:13:52.279 Because I have been the the caretaker since they have been born. Why the 161 00:13:52.320 --> 00:13:54.200 fuck do I have to go through all this shit all of a sudden. 162 00:13:58.120 --> 00:14:03.120 We just said, Negro will always have the audacity. Uh, Mario said, 163 00:14:03.600 --> 00:14:07.080 I do not fun with dudes who don't fuck with their kids. You 164 00:14:07.080 --> 00:14:11.159 can beat it with that ship. How can you be my homie but don't 165 00:14:11.159 --> 00:14:16.000 fuck with your kids? I say, you old bitch, you go to 166 00:14:16.039 --> 00:14:20.080 hell. He knew he wasn't gonna say that to his grandma. I look 167 00:14:20.240 --> 00:14:22.879 and and I and it. It pissed because I'm like, you know, 168 00:14:24.000 --> 00:14:26.919 goddamn well, this nigga do not see or do nothing for this kid. 169 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:30.559 You really had, like no part of you said, I'm not gonna call 170 00:14:30.600 --> 00:14:33.679 that girl and ask her that you really tried it. So maybe I should 171 00:14:33.679 --> 00:14:35.720 have said, you old bitch go to hell at this point, now that 172 00:14:35.759 --> 00:14:41.159 I'm looking back at it, but that that ship pissed me off so bad. 173 00:14:41.200 --> 00:14:48.159 Look, I don't know make a difference. She's like, because I 174 00:14:48.200 --> 00:14:54.279 actually be, because I actually like during this point, Wine was actually staying 175 00:14:54.279 --> 00:14:58.080 with me. At this point, Wine had jelly being every day because I 176 00:14:58.080 --> 00:15:05.720 had to work. Jelly Bean was with his nigga every day. Oh no, 177 00:15:05.799 --> 00:15:11.639 that's actually how we we fell out. Yeah, because because Wine filed 178 00:15:11.639 --> 00:15:16.000 his taxes and lied about it. Told me he didn't file because he didn't 179 00:15:16.000 --> 00:15:20.399 want to give me no money. That was exactly what happened. I I 180 00:15:20.559 --> 00:15:26.120 found out that Wyan filed his taxes from my mama because he gave his mama 181 00:15:26.159 --> 00:15:30.440 some money, the one who he wasn't even living with no more. It 182 00:15:30.440 --> 00:15:35.480 didn't help out with what happened. That is exactly what happened. Let's not 183 00:15:37.440 --> 00:15:46.440 reopened some ship. I'm not mad about it now, but back then I 184 00:15:46.519 --> 00:15:50.360 was. I think my feelings was actually hurt more than I was angry, 185 00:15:50.559 --> 00:15:56.440 because my whole purpose of moving Wine in when we wasn't because I needed him 186 00:15:56.480 --> 00:16:03.159 to help pay bills, is because I know how our family is. Once 187 00:16:03.440 --> 00:16:07.679 you are under your parents' thumb and our family, it is so hard for 188 00:16:07.720 --> 00:16:11.720 you to get your way out of it because it's like you can't save money 189 00:16:11.759 --> 00:16:15.480 if you constantly have to give them money, you know what I'm saying. 190 00:16:15.519 --> 00:16:21.159 So I was trying to provide a way for Wine to be able to get 191 00:16:21.399 --> 00:16:25.480 a job because he wasn't working at that time, for him to get a 192 00:16:25.559 --> 00:16:27.639 job, be able to stack his money, for him to be able to 193 00:16:27.679 --> 00:16:32.360 go out on his own, because I knew as long as you were living 194 00:16:32.399 --> 00:16:36.399 with your mama. You will never not live with your mama. You will 195 00:16:36.440 --> 00:16:41.600 forever be there because you can't. You can't save for yourself under her roof. 196 00:16:41.679 --> 00:16:44.120 And I know that because it was the same with Mama. That's just 197 00:16:44.360 --> 00:16:47.600 that's how they are. That's how they're fucking wired. I don't know what 198 00:16:47.639 --> 00:16:49.679 the fuck it is with them because my granny wasn't like that, but that's 199 00:16:49.720 --> 00:16:55.120 how it works. So me being able to be out on my own, 200 00:16:55.399 --> 00:16:57.320 that's how I wanted him to be able to be, you know what I'm 201 00:16:57.320 --> 00:17:00.399 saying, be able to not always have the answer to somebody else, to 202 00:17:00.440 --> 00:17:03.319 be able to get out, get on his own. And then it's like 203 00:17:03.400 --> 00:17:06.559 at least try it, you know what I'm saying. And then if you're 204 00:17:06.599 --> 00:17:10.319 like, bro, I can't survive like this, then a do do whatever 205 00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:14.799 you need to do. But you know, so for that, my feelings 206 00:17:14.799 --> 00:17:17.599 was kind of hurt, like damn, like you ain't be like all right, 207 00:17:17.680 --> 00:17:19.720 let me go buy some tissue or some ship, Like you just completely 208 00:17:19.720 --> 00:17:22.359 lied to me about it, like you don't have no money. So that 209 00:17:22.559 --> 00:17:26.160 that's what did it, Not like bro, you gotta go. And that 210 00:17:26.240 --> 00:17:33.039 was that was a tough love moment. It wasn't a it was in a 211 00:17:33.079 --> 00:17:34.920 fucking bitch ass nigga moment. It was more of a tough love moment, 212 00:17:36.000 --> 00:17:37.079 like, bro, I'm trying to help and that's how you handle it. 213 00:17:37.119 --> 00:17:48.640 So but we we we've gotten better over the years. Friend, I still 214 00:17:48.640 --> 00:18:04.000 don't like that nigga and whatever? So wrong just pocket, I just said 215 00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:07.559 you was her best friend. I mean, it's still her birthday. Weekend 216 00:18:08.680 --> 00:18:19.960 is just even come the pasta rehashed oh ship. Excuse me for creating dialogue 217 00:18:21.039 --> 00:18:26.920 one in details now because you're a woman, Stop being a woman. Don't 218 00:18:26.920 --> 00:18:32.160 direct that energy over here because you was lying about your little coin. Wait 219 00:18:32.200 --> 00:18:38.599 a minute, right, all the time, we need a long order, 220 00:18:40.319 --> 00:18:45.279 your order, got your little coin and got out. I really didn't have 221 00:18:45.319 --> 00:18:57.440 this fan. I didn't wally come to her. So so there's a post. 222 00:19:00.200 --> 00:19:06.799 Okay, there's a post. And it was asking like how come mothers, 223 00:19:07.079 --> 00:19:10.640 you know, act like they the main parent or the primary parent or 224 00:19:10.640 --> 00:19:15.000 whatever. And it's like and and here's the thing that you know, as 225 00:19:15.000 --> 00:19:18.319 far as like since we are already like kind of on that topic, like 226 00:19:18.839 --> 00:19:25.400 I don't think they really really really understand that even when there are two parents 227 00:19:25.400 --> 00:19:29.400 in the household a lot of the times. Of course it's not all the 228 00:19:29.480 --> 00:19:33.400 fucking time, but a lot of the times, Like even in a two 229 00:19:33.400 --> 00:19:37.440 parent household, the mom be like the primary like parents, you know what 230 00:19:37.480 --> 00:19:41.319 I'm saying, Like they be the ones fighting with fucking tilers to put their 231 00:19:41.319 --> 00:19:42.720 fucking socks on and shit, because it's every time you put one on, 232 00:19:42.799 --> 00:19:45.680 these motherfuckers snatch off the other one and throw it and shit, you know 233 00:19:45.720 --> 00:19:48.920 what I'm saying, You didn't put their whole fucking pants on. Now you're 234 00:19:48.920 --> 00:19:52.559 looking for a shoot, and all of a sudden, naked ass walked past 235 00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:57.559 you because they didn't took everything, like they don't have to typically worry about 236 00:19:57.920 --> 00:20:02.799 everybody else whereas a mom is like, all right, I gotta be at 237 00:20:02.799 --> 00:20:06.240 work at a fifteen, but I have to get myself ready. I gotta 238 00:20:06.279 --> 00:20:08.720 get the kids ready. I gotta get the kids stuff like and all this 239 00:20:08.759 --> 00:20:12.480 other kind of shit and bro just like see the night, honey, and 240 00:20:12.480 --> 00:20:15.799 out the door, like you know what I'm saying. So it's not a 241 00:20:15.880 --> 00:20:21.559 thing where I said it's set in stone, because it's the reverse for a 242 00:20:21.599 --> 00:20:25.400 lot. And then I actually know single dads where it ain't no mom at 243 00:20:25.440 --> 00:20:30.000 fucking all. That bitch was like, douce this nigga, get this child 244 00:20:30.039 --> 00:20:33.759 support when you get it, so you know that the roles are reversed. 245 00:20:33.759 --> 00:20:38.480 But I don't think that a lot of people truly, truly look at the 246 00:20:38.559 --> 00:20:45.480 fact that when it comes to moms in most of these situations, bro, 247 00:20:45.640 --> 00:20:51.759 they be they be having to hand do everything. Literally, kids is hungry, 248 00:20:52.759 --> 00:20:55.799 they don't go to dad, and when they do, got your mama, 249 00:20:56.039 --> 00:21:00.000 like let go at your mama be heavy or they as will walk right 250 00:21:00.039 --> 00:21:04.880 past the dad to come ask you some shit all the timela. And this 251 00:21:04.920 --> 00:21:10.440 is a nigga that's married with kids, and he even admitted my business playing 252 00:21:10.440 --> 00:21:15.400 the game. Yeah, so a something to drink. Divorced, like my 253 00:21:15.480 --> 00:21:18.880 kids still call me. I'm like, joint your daddy house. Why are 254 00:21:18.880 --> 00:21:22.119 you not asking him for stuff? Like I can't tell you yes or no, 255 00:21:22.319 --> 00:21:26.079 Like he's daddy busy playing the game, so we asked you. She's 256 00:21:26.160 --> 00:21:33.839 knocked out, like damn yeah. I shared her post about that the other 257 00:21:33.920 --> 00:21:37.359 day. This lady says she's marry and she says she finds herself being jealous 258 00:21:37.400 --> 00:21:41.440 of her husband because he literally can get up and go. He works outside 259 00:21:41.519 --> 00:21:44.920 the home. He come home, he played with them for two hours and 260 00:21:45.000 --> 00:21:47.319 they get up and do it all over again. See, and that she 261 00:21:47.400 --> 00:21:49.119 was going on a work trip, she had to make sure the babysitter was 262 00:21:49.160 --> 00:21:52.079 set, the carpool was set, the house clean, the kids had clothes, 263 00:21:52.160 --> 00:21:56.440 and everybody have food. She says, she's jealous, like he has 264 00:21:56.480 --> 00:22:02.359 a life and her she said, my kids are gonna remember me as the 265 00:22:02.400 --> 00:22:07.599 fucking maid, the maid, the one disciplining dad. He's the fun one. 266 00:22:07.519 --> 00:22:14.079 Yeah, And that was actually something that I commented on the original post 267 00:22:14.200 --> 00:22:18.960 before I shared it myself. I'm like, on top of having to be 268 00:22:18.119 --> 00:22:23.640 like responsible for you know, everything, I want you to look at the 269 00:22:23.680 --> 00:22:30.519 amount of moms who have to cancel their plans for the kids based on the 270 00:22:30.559 --> 00:22:36.240 amount of dad who are doing that. Like those numbers don't really be adding 271 00:22:36.319 --> 00:22:41.160 up there. Like if it ain't no fucking babysitter, it's rarely you know, 272 00:22:41.319 --> 00:22:45.400 pops that's gonna stay home with him Like this nigga, he got his 273 00:22:45.440 --> 00:22:48.640 shit set, like you said, like he has a life of his own 274 00:22:48.759 --> 00:22:52.039 outside of the fucking household most of the time. And Dannis Hert's like, 275 00:22:52.039 --> 00:22:55.720 oh well, I can't tonight, you know, the baby sick. I 276 00:22:55.720 --> 00:22:59.160 don't have this and I can't this and it's not a I will go ahead, 277 00:22:59.160 --> 00:23:00.839 honey, you know I I'll deal with you know, the diary and 278 00:23:00.880 --> 00:23:06.599 the snot nose and sh it's like you'll clean it up. Yeah. And 279 00:23:06.599 --> 00:23:07.759 it's like, when I think about it, honey, you need to be 280 00:23:07.880 --> 00:23:12.400 changed, like bitch will change a lot of the two parents situations. I 281 00:23:12.440 --> 00:23:18.359 know personally I can name a default parent and see I've seen both sides. 282 00:23:18.519 --> 00:23:22.279 I've seen. I've seen like my uncle is like the one where my uncle's 283 00:23:22.319 --> 00:23:26.279 like the mom even though my eyes so like she's like, hey, I'm 284 00:23:26.319 --> 00:23:29.880 here though, like I'm still doing stuff too, but my uncle really just 285 00:23:30.440 --> 00:23:32.440 and I've seen that. And then I've seen the other side where it's like 286 00:23:32.519 --> 00:23:34.559 damn you married, Yeah, like you just do it all. Today it 287 00:23:34.599 --> 00:23:37.079 was I don't know if y'all follow her on social media, but her name 288 00:23:37.160 --> 00:23:41.079 is Kayla Nicole Jones. She's a real skinny, dark skinned girl and she 289 00:23:41.119 --> 00:23:45.359 always be doing like the comedy SKITZI I know who she is. Yeah, 290 00:23:45.400 --> 00:23:48.079 So she's had two babies recently. She got one of my favorite, like 291 00:23:48.119 --> 00:23:56.039 when she got a little punitenttion. Oh yeah, yeah. So her and 292 00:23:56.119 --> 00:23:59.599 her child's father broke up recently and the kids when we talked about that on 293 00:23:59.640 --> 00:24:02.880 the show, they live with the dad. But something came back up because 294 00:24:02.920 --> 00:24:03.880 she was on a jet ski and people are like, how are you just 295 00:24:04.200 --> 00:24:07.960 living your life and having fun to taking trips and your kids are just She's 296 00:24:07.960 --> 00:24:12.119 like, my children are with their dad. Like now. We talked about 297 00:24:12.119 --> 00:24:15.960 that when it first happened for that reason because people were they were on her 298 00:24:17.160 --> 00:24:22.279 so bad for them going like that, even being a discussion for them to 299 00:24:22.319 --> 00:24:23.799 go. And it's like she's like, I have a life. This is 300 00:24:23.839 --> 00:24:27.680 my life. My children are well provided for it. But the thing that 301 00:24:29.200 --> 00:24:36.119 kills me is you have it where if you have the mom And she was 302 00:24:36.200 --> 00:24:40.599 like, Okay, I'm gonna take the kids. I want child support, 303 00:24:40.640 --> 00:24:44.440 I want whatever. Well, what you need child support? If you can't 304 00:24:44.480 --> 00:24:47.079 take care of the kids by yourself, then you need to give them to 305 00:24:47.119 --> 00:24:53.839 their dad. But then when they give them to the fucking dad, what 306 00:24:53.960 --> 00:25:00.400 is the problem right there is yeah, hold up, And then you got 307 00:25:00.440 --> 00:25:03.319 the flip side like NBA young boy which is the same age as my son 308 00:25:03.440 --> 00:25:07.240 having twelve kids, I sent that to my son and he was like, 309 00:25:07.400 --> 00:25:14.559 whoa all of them? I've think Cayler's familiar with it. So there's like 310 00:25:14.680 --> 00:25:18.920 a like a reality TV or like social media couple or whatever. And they 311 00:25:19.000 --> 00:25:26.359 got like, well, they had like six kids. Yep, So hold 312 00:25:26.400 --> 00:25:30.160 on a second a month, play this clip real quick. Eight years of 313 00:25:30.359 --> 00:25:33.960 marriage and having six boys under the age of six, the Jackson family of 314 00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:40.920 Atlanta is getting a divorce. The voice weird fellas. This video is not 315 00:25:41.039 --> 00:25:41.839 for you. If you a man, just keep on scrolling. Come here, 316 00:25:41.920 --> 00:25:45.680 ladies, bring it in close. This is why I always tell women 317 00:25:48.519 --> 00:25:52.680 only have the amount of kids that you can take care of by yourself. 318 00:25:53.839 --> 00:25:56.400 And I know that may sound now, I'm married, so you ain't got 319 00:25:56.480 --> 00:25:59.240 to listen. I'm not. I'm not married, so you ain't got to 320 00:25:59.240 --> 00:26:03.400 listen to ship I said. But we all know this is not an opinion. 321 00:26:03.480 --> 00:26:07.279 This is a fact. When couples break up, majority of the time 322 00:26:07.359 --> 00:26:10.400 the kids are with the women. So I don't care if you're married, 323 00:26:10.759 --> 00:26:15.200 if you only want two kids and your husband want four, only have two 324 00:26:15.400 --> 00:26:19.599 kids. Because if y'all get a divorce, your husband God forbid pass away, 325 00:26:19.799 --> 00:26:22.160 or you find out he's cheating on you. Whatever the case may be, 326 00:26:23.160 --> 00:26:26.960 nine times out of ten you're going to be stuck with the kids. 327 00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:32.519 Only have the amount of kids that you can take care of by yourself. 328 00:26:32.599 --> 00:26:34.480 I don't give a fuck what your husband wants. But then again, I'm 329 00:26:34.519 --> 00:26:44.759 not married, so you don't have to listen to me. Now. I 330 00:26:44.920 --> 00:26:48.039 feel like if you want to go over that threshold, because he's like, 331 00:26:48.160 --> 00:26:51.279 no, I want a big family. You know I came from a big 332 00:26:51.319 --> 00:26:53.440 family. I want my kids to have a lot of siblings. Just know, 333 00:26:56.119 --> 00:27:00.160 if this shit don't work, single fatherhood is in your future. Was 334 00:27:00.160 --> 00:27:02.640 telling Batter it's not bada all the time, and he was like, uh 335 00:27:03.640 --> 00:27:06.960 man, what I'm like, then either you gonna be your single dad or 336 00:27:07.039 --> 00:27:11.400 my mama gonna be your single Grandma's gonna be one or two. It's gonna 337 00:27:11.400 --> 00:27:18.480 be one of them, like right on time, Like because baby, I'm 338 00:27:18.559 --> 00:27:26.240 I'm always I'm almost empty nester, honey, jelly Bean is fucking fifteen and 339 00:27:26.960 --> 00:27:32.559 d should be twenty. Like look, I'm this close to my luxury r 340 00:27:32.640 --> 00:27:37.279 V and saying fuck everybody and going off grid living out there with the fucking 341 00:27:37.319 --> 00:27:52.720 coyotes and ship like bro, I look, I'm nigga. We got coot's 342 00:27:52.799 --> 00:28:04.079 here. I now I I now have to actually get up and put clothes 343 00:28:04.160 --> 00:28:07.519 on to go outside my fucking dog, so coyote don't get her. No. 344 00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:10.960 No, I used to be able to just because you know, the 345 00:28:11.039 --> 00:28:12.480 fence is that. I used to be able to just let her out and 346 00:28:12.599 --> 00:28:17.240 go about my business. Now I have to actually go outside, and I 347 00:28:17.319 --> 00:28:22.319 either got a hammer or a crutch or some weird shit just in case of 348 00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:25.880 coyote run up. And I gotta get busy because they will come and they 349 00:28:25.880 --> 00:28:30.039 will snatch the fuck out of your dog. To stop buying these dogs, 350 00:28:30.400 --> 00:28:34.319 so you always out here walking brick dogs and ship just no coyotees, just 351 00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:37.680 you know. And in Florida they got vultures too, so you gotta watch 352 00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:42.279 oft for the coyotes, bobcats and the vultures. Well we actually had it 353 00:28:42.400 --> 00:28:48.640 was a big ass, howk So, But there's like a now there's a 354 00:28:48.000 --> 00:28:51.920 you know what I'm gonna actually I'm gonna buy. It's like it's like a 355 00:28:52.039 --> 00:28:53.839 hundred bucks, but it's worth it. I'm a they have a they have 356 00:28:55.079 --> 00:28:59.839 like vest for dogs and they're they're like spike it and then it's like protecting 357 00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:02.920 around the neck and shit. So like if like you know, a bird 358 00:29:02.960 --> 00:29:06.000 of prey or a coyote or even like a bigger dog or something like tries 359 00:29:06.039 --> 00:29:08.200 to attack your dog, like they can't, they can't penetrate it. And 360 00:29:08.319 --> 00:29:11.279 if like a cause, you know, a fucking hawk, they'll come, 361 00:29:11.359 --> 00:29:15.440 they'll pick your shit up and carry it off. It's like it's spikes on 362 00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:18.920 it. So like if they try to go like they can't, you know. 363 00:29:19.680 --> 00:29:26.400 Yeah, Court says, Hey, Court, I miss you. Uh 364 00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:29.960 says it does sound harsh, but honestly, you can easily be left with 365 00:29:30.039 --> 00:29:32.799 them kids. I feel like, have what you can afford because you can't 366 00:29:32.839 --> 00:29:37.319 complain later nobody helps you with your kids. Yeah, And it's like, 367 00:29:37.720 --> 00:29:45.359 in a perfect fucking world, everybody would contribute to their kids. But it's 368 00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:52.039 like you can't have men complaining on social media talking about some motherfucking Well, 369 00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:56.039 how come moms feel like they're the only parent. But then whenever shit happens 370 00:29:56.400 --> 00:30:00.640 and it's a fucking single mind by herself, what do y'all do? Y'all 371 00:30:00.680 --> 00:30:03.119 fucking tell her that, oh, well you picked him, you thish you 372 00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:15.200 that look y' yep, let's just that you So hold on, here's a 373 00:30:17.359 --> 00:30:22.880 there's work clip about that saying that single mothers aren't accountable because accountability looks like 374 00:30:23.160 --> 00:30:26.079 raising your child, even if that means you gotta do it by yourself. 375 00:30:26.119 --> 00:30:30.720 And sometimes you cry yourself to sleep because you ain't got no mother for help. 376 00:30:30.880 --> 00:30:33.799 Nobody want a babysit this kid. Just half the time, you don't 377 00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:37.440 have a social life. You struggle because you gotta pick between whether I get 378 00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:40.880 my nails done or whether my kid gets to go to football practice today. 379 00:30:41.000 --> 00:30:44.559 That's what accountability looks like. Somehow I'm gonna stretch this dollar I got and 380 00:30:44.640 --> 00:30:47.839 make it it to eggs, milk, make it into covers. I don't 381 00:30:47.880 --> 00:30:51.319 know how I gotta work forty eight hours in two days, but I'm gonna 382 00:30:51.319 --> 00:30:53.200 make it to a PTA meeting. I'm gonna call in make sure his homework 383 00:30:53.319 --> 00:30:57.599 is done. That's what accountability looks like. So quit saying that single mothers 384 00:30:57.720 --> 00:31:03.000 are not being accountable for their actions. Accountability means you take care of your 385 00:31:03.079 --> 00:31:06.759 responsibility, no matter how they got here. What y'all need to do is 386 00:31:06.839 --> 00:31:11.480 start talking to these dadbeat ass about accountability, because y'all seem to protect them 387 00:31:11.599 --> 00:31:19.640 far more than you protect single moms. So that is something that I have 388 00:31:19.839 --> 00:31:26.559 been saying for a long time. People have more smoke for the single moms 389 00:31:26.799 --> 00:31:33.480 who chose to actually provide for the child than they do for the deadbeat niggas 390 00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:37.440 who was like fuck the ship, I'm out, like y'all, yeah, 391 00:31:38.920 --> 00:31:48.759 like y'all. A sensitive topic for me because it's always automatically just have all 392 00:31:48.799 --> 00:31:51.599 of these like, bro, how are you mad at me because I stayed 393 00:31:51.640 --> 00:31:56.960 and did my job? These are all things I know. But what do 394 00:31:57.079 --> 00:32:01.200 you expect me to do in the meantime when these are the cards I was 395 00:32:01.240 --> 00:32:04.839 dealt with? What do you want me to do? He has to be 396 00:32:04.960 --> 00:32:07.880 raised. I think niggas should stop saying that too. Yeah, like stop 397 00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:12.799 telling women they can't teach him a boy how to be a man. You 398 00:32:13.039 --> 00:32:22.400 clearly can't teach niggas how to be niggas because you're not raising up I mean, 399 00:32:23.279 --> 00:32:25.759 and that's that's really the thing. You say this, But what are 400 00:32:25.799 --> 00:32:30.119 you trying to do to help the situation go forward? Nothing? Just bumping? 401 00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:31.839 What are you? I have asked for help, want a full space? 402 00:32:31.920 --> 00:32:35.440 What do you want to what? What? What the funny part about 403 00:32:35.480 --> 00:32:40.480 that is the same niggas spend all of their time on social media trying to 404 00:32:40.519 --> 00:32:47.720 teach women how to be women, so that that needs to be getting in 405 00:32:47.839 --> 00:32:55.599 women getting women debates. No, but it's it's always been you do this. 406 00:32:57.400 --> 00:33:02.960 I think you need to take care of your kids, like it's always 407 00:33:04.079 --> 00:33:08.599 been that way though, like where people have so much smoke and disrespect towards 408 00:33:08.880 --> 00:33:15.279 the parent who fucking stayed. Like Bro, I realized the consequences of me 409 00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:20.640 having sex. I accepted the consequences of me having sex. I am now 410 00:33:20.759 --> 00:33:25.519 providing for that consequence. I am doing my fucking job. But you are 411 00:33:25.720 --> 00:33:30.200 mad and putting me down for doing my job instead of the nigga who walked 412 00:33:30.599 --> 00:33:38.240 off the fucking job. How steps because you are at work and as the 413 00:33:38.279 --> 00:33:55.720 boss, I can yell at you, I can't child look, but I 414 00:33:55.799 --> 00:33:59.400 mean, like, even by that logic, it's like the nigga who quit, 415 00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:12.360 but always make sure he ride past the building though going on, I 416 00:34:12.440 --> 00:34:17.119 mean I do drive past, like Bro, come on now with the bullshit. 417 00:34:17.639 --> 00:34:22.480 So I really do think that that's something that you know, society needs 418 00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:27.159 to get their ship together on. And like I said, it's not just 419 00:34:30.519 --> 00:34:34.119 mothers who are single parents. There are a lot of single followers out here 420 00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:37.239 doing what the fuck they need to do and shout out to fucking them. 421 00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:44.679 I just hate how it's like whenever it's a single mom, it's, oh, 422 00:34:44.760 --> 00:34:46.159 well, you chose them, you know what, you knew what it 423 00:34:46.360 --> 00:34:50.440 was, whatever, whatever. But then it's like when it's a single dad, 424 00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:52.239 it's never when you chose her, you knew what is man. Bitch 425 00:34:52.320 --> 00:34:54.960 is trifling. I don't see how you could, ever, How could a 426 00:34:55.039 --> 00:34:59.119 mother leave their fucking kid like bitch? How could a father leave their kid? 427 00:35:00.599 --> 00:35:05.159 What do you mean quickly? They leave quickly? What did you mean? 428 00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:08.199 Niggas live right next door and never see what his kid doing. Make 429 00:35:08.280 --> 00:35:16.119 it makes sense? Nobody ever says no, But I'm a shot pick up 430 00:35:16.159 --> 00:35:20.320 my little brother all the time and never stopped to see what I was doing. 431 00:35:25.079 --> 00:35:29.239 For father, for sure, my dad know where the funk I am. 432 00:35:29.440 --> 00:35:31.039 Now, it's not the time, bro, I'm very sensitive about the 433 00:35:31.119 --> 00:35:35.960 fact that he raised three other kids and knew where I was. That's still 434 00:35:35.960 --> 00:35:40.360 a trigger for me. Dog at forty five. I'm taking of course, 435 00:35:40.400 --> 00:35:45.840 I'm taking care of them. I'm having sex with their mom I mean you 436 00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:52.079 were in the same boat. You don't know where yours is. I knew 437 00:35:52.119 --> 00:35:55.159 where was. He knew where I was, and he raised three other kids 438 00:35:55.480 --> 00:36:00.960 and then too extra that wasn't even his. I don't know what that's the 439 00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:05.079 crazy part. You don't know where the he is. I know what the 440 00:36:05.159 --> 00:36:09.320 nigga was. He was on sixty six in Congress. I did several times. 441 00:36:10.000 --> 00:36:15.199 Damn, you're looking at you out the ring like, damn not interested. 442 00:36:15.320 --> 00:36:25.719 It's wild. Sinners released the house when it was time to get that. 443 00:36:30.280 --> 00:36:31.559 I'm over here having the most susan why I don't like hanging out with 444 00:36:31.599 --> 00:36:36.360 these two. I'm having a serious moment. I ain't fucking breaking down over 445 00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:40.760 here. We got a lap bro. My dad lift fucking five minutes out 446 00:36:40.800 --> 00:36:44.119 the street and always tell us that he's taking us to dinner, and we 447 00:36:44.239 --> 00:36:50.079 never go whenever, whenever my whenever my dad had a heart attack, people 448 00:36:50.079 --> 00:36:52.840 be like, you know what, I'm sorry. The reason why it's still 449 00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:55.400 triggering to me is because he died without us being able to fix it. 450 00:36:55.880 --> 00:37:08.760 See your dad like this, everybody room got a favorable nigga that hate, 451 00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:15.239 though or love, I don't know the nigga never met him. We don't 452 00:37:15.320 --> 00:37:20.920 know what kids he's taking this you got. You got a whole white sister, 453 00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:30.920 so you not it is us. He changes not to fuck with you 454 00:37:31.159 --> 00:37:35.519 fans like you was like, hey, I'm here. I don't even know 455 00:37:35.599 --> 00:37:37.679 this nigga. That's what makes it work. I could have been walking past 456 00:37:37.719 --> 00:37:45.440 this nigga my entire life. Just what the folk. So he comes in, 457 00:37:45.519 --> 00:37:49.920 he gets to meet the PILARI wiggly like twice a week on Wednesdays. 458 00:37:53.719 --> 00:37:59.679 This is why I am so active when it comes to the girls, because 459 00:37:59.679 --> 00:38:02.519 I re fuse to be that nigga, you know. But there was a 460 00:38:05.199 --> 00:38:08.400 There's a post me and Caleb both I saw and talked about it, but 461 00:38:08.559 --> 00:38:15.719 I had actually I had sent it to Ree. I've talked about you know, 462 00:38:15.880 --> 00:38:22.519 like hmhm, but this skitty you put sugar in yours, the skinny 463 00:38:29.320 --> 00:38:31.159 you got up yesterday? Why she's looking at up? How was the party? 464 00:38:31.559 --> 00:38:38.039 I was? It was fun. I wasn't feeling well. Yeah, 465 00:38:38.079 --> 00:38:40.920 now they want to take that risk? Yeah, And then he texted me 466 00:38:42.000 --> 00:38:43.920 he said it was a no go anyway. So I'm like, okay, 467 00:38:43.920 --> 00:38:49.679 I really ain't gota leave now. No, it was some day quick I 468 00:38:49.760 --> 00:38:51.639 was gonna put it in the cup, get some sprite. It was. 469 00:38:52.400 --> 00:38:57.480 It was very It was very balanced between you know, the bougie and the 470 00:38:57.519 --> 00:39:01.880 ghetto a party. Yeah, the booie in the ghetto actually interact. Yeah. 471 00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:08.039 So you had a pot party all together. You had upper crust and 472 00:39:08.199 --> 00:39:15.199 lower crust. You had a party pot. Look, taking what everybody wants. 473 00:39:15.519 --> 00:39:21.880 Only Kayla could bring together both crusts. This is only one time of 474 00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:29.760 year. Who kind of you're not you really people should Bringing water to my 475 00:39:29.880 --> 00:39:34.039 upper crust friends is taking a risk. But but I get it though, 476 00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:38.360 Like it's just you cannot make some people trying it. Just don't worry because 477 00:39:38.519 --> 00:39:45.639 it's filthy. Me and Serena was high, having a time, laughing at 478 00:39:45.679 --> 00:39:50.800 because every you know, somebody over there. No, no, she's not 479 00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:55.639 going to There's always Serena though she don't count. Even with the even with 480 00:39:55.760 --> 00:39:59.679 the upper crust, there's always you got the drunk I Sy or the drunk 481 00:39:59.760 --> 00:40:04.599 uncle. And for our drunk aunt, you know. Unfortunately she passed away, 482 00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:08.280 but she left behind drunk children, so they will carry on the legacy. 483 00:40:15.960 --> 00:40:22.079 I don't know. The other two was cool, the girls them Son, 484 00:40:23.880 --> 00:40:32.480 I've been right now for the most carried out one of girls. So 485 00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:40.719 man carry but now so so I was minding my business and you know, 486 00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:50.559 scooping taco fixings on my plate. You about like five ft away from it, 487 00:40:50.679 --> 00:40:53.719 wasn't you know like they had a really look that was that was a 488 00:40:53.840 --> 00:41:00.000 nice spread? Okay, like it was it was it was like who catered 489 00:41:00.039 --> 00:41:06.280 this? But on top of that, like but everything was like like it 490 00:41:06.480 --> 00:41:08.039 was I know because I show my mom. She was like, I need 491 00:41:08.119 --> 00:41:15.480 some and I was like, because my mom would be sixty nature, I'm 492 00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:17.280 like, bro, you don't have any friends and you alienated all of the 493 00:41:17.320 --> 00:41:22.480 family. The fuck reminded old people do that. She'll be sixty next year. 494 00:41:22.599 --> 00:41:30.239 She has time to make friends. She's not good? How how that 495 00:41:30.559 --> 00:41:45.360 so fucking how everybody? Because the friends that she did have, the friends 496 00:41:45.400 --> 00:41:49.559 that she did have, they reach out to me on Facebook, Hey how 497 00:41:49.679 --> 00:41:52.599 your mom doing houses? House? And and then that you know, so 498 00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:55.239 they do they be trying to check up on her and be like, well, 499 00:41:55.280 --> 00:41:58.159 what's her number? What's this? And my stab? But she don't 500 00:41:58.159 --> 00:42:06.960 never want to talk to nobody. Tell them mom at Alabama. But she 501 00:42:07.079 --> 00:42:10.440 got mad at me. She was she was upset at me almost ten years 502 00:42:10.440 --> 00:42:15.079 ago because she saw like other people like they were throwing they am ound like 503 00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:17.880 fifty birthday parties and ship like that, and I didn't do that for her. 504 00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:22.199 I said, who the fuck was going to be there? Who's gonna 505 00:42:22.239 --> 00:42:28.119 be there? I like, your party was gonna look like my party because 506 00:42:28.119 --> 00:42:30.800 I wasn't gonna be able to do nothing but invite all of my fucking friends 507 00:42:30.840 --> 00:42:32.559 and ship that grew up with me. Them was the only motherfuckers that was 508 00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:37.719 gonna come. It wasn't gonna be nobody your age. You hold rogers to 509 00:42:37.880 --> 00:42:42.800 god damn much. Ain't nobody coming. You could have got you could have 510 00:42:42.880 --> 00:42:47.960 got Okay, JD and Tony, right, and you know, there's no 511 00:42:49.079 --> 00:42:55.119 reason for a party at this point. Broke at this point. At this 512 00:42:55.280 --> 00:43:00.800 point, we could have just drove her to JD and Tony house and they 513 00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:07.119 could have just took shots and listen to Pock all night. Okay, alright, 514 00:43:07.199 --> 00:43:09.440 one, you put together the guest list and tell me how that goes. 515 00:43:09.559 --> 00:43:13.400 Yeah, by the end of the show, I want a guest list 516 00:43:14.679 --> 00:43:22.360 because it shouldn't even take it ten minutes. That's my dad. No, 517 00:43:22.679 --> 00:43:27.079 no, he said, Uncle chuck as in my dad, you really think 518 00:43:27.119 --> 00:43:31.320 it's you think your mama one go? I don't. I don't know if 519 00:43:31.320 --> 00:43:36.239 they First of all, every time they talk, my dad's trying to fuck 520 00:43:36.320 --> 00:43:39.960 my mom. Okay, all these years later, he is still married to 521 00:43:40.000 --> 00:43:43.280 the woman that he cheated on her with. He keeps trying to fuck my 522 00:43:43.360 --> 00:43:46.559 mom still, so she always dodging him because he always trying to sniffer buns 523 00:43:46.719 --> 00:43:52.840 like bro. I mean, he's not wrong, but he's not right either. 524 00:43:52.599 --> 00:44:00.400 I don't. I don't know her time, need to ask you about 525 00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:07.519 it? Well, she has a year to turn her life around. Sorry, 526 00:44:07.559 --> 00:44:10.440 we can't see who it is on the screen. Maybe she'll make some 527 00:44:10.559 --> 00:44:15.039 friends. You know, my mom doesn't leave the house to make frints. 528 00:44:16.039 --> 00:44:22.960 Like the people in this room will be at that party because we'll be there 529 00:44:22.239 --> 00:44:27.239 just because we're kicking it with you. You'll mind you? Does she just 530 00:44:27.320 --> 00:44:30.159 want some balloons in the balloon that say six? Probably? I don't know, 531 00:44:31.480 --> 00:44:38.599 because we the photo it's still get the photos shoot November fourteenth, twenty 532 00:44:38.639 --> 00:44:43.920 five. Okay, there's time there we go, hey, breathe, but 533 00:44:44.239 --> 00:44:49.679 I'm sorry because when we got read twenty one, we got to get back 534 00:44:50.000 --> 00:44:58.800 crush. Yeah, so okay, so they both have and that's gonna be 535 00:44:58.840 --> 00:45:01.079 fucked up because it's like you, I read twenty first and then mom sixty 536 00:45:01.199 --> 00:45:06.639 because their birthday is on the same dack. I will see that big do 537 00:45:06.800 --> 00:45:13.480 a joint party and then it'll look full because you have friends. You have 538 00:45:13.679 --> 00:45:20.400 friends. I am not diddy. It's your friends to get my friends. 539 00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:30.159 And no, you got to tell because he likes to party. The conversation 540 00:45:30.440 --> 00:45:35.480 having earlier off Mike, I don't know who because I don't know no pastors. 541 00:45:35.920 --> 00:45:38.280 We definitely get somebody come blessed, blessed the freaking you know what, 542 00:45:45.199 --> 00:45:51.039 because everybody is like it was past We were talking about pastor being off my 543 00:45:51.639 --> 00:45:59.199 bombs. That was insane. Definitely I would. I will tell y'all my 544 00:45:59.320 --> 00:46:04.239 theory later. But no, I just I understand because I'm a person like 545 00:46:05.400 --> 00:46:07.440 even with all the people who I've had around me all these years, I've 546 00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:10.000 never had like a surprise party. You're like, no kind of shit like 547 00:46:10.079 --> 00:46:13.760 that, Like that's just that's not the kind of people that I fucking hang 548 00:46:13.840 --> 00:46:17.039 around. I spend my birthdays going to fucking pot of wadame and gambling. 549 00:46:17.239 --> 00:46:22.119 That's what I do. Somebody might go out to somebody might go out to 550 00:46:22.159 --> 00:46:23.480 eat with me, and that'd be cool because then I get like if we 551 00:46:23.559 --> 00:46:27.199 go to Ridizi or some shit they buy, they shit and then I get 552 00:46:27.239 --> 00:46:30.000 mind free. We used to do the same thing with fucking mind Goli and 553 00:46:30.039 --> 00:46:32.719 Grill before they disrespected us and removed them motherfuckers from Base or mal. But 554 00:46:34.119 --> 00:46:38.159 that's usually my that's usually the extent of my birthday. People don't really celebrate 555 00:46:38.559 --> 00:46:42.519 my birthday with me like that. Like when we used to go to the 556 00:46:42.639 --> 00:46:45.519 Dells and shit, that was the most that, you know, we we've 557 00:46:45.639 --> 00:46:47.719 done at that point in time. Other than that, we used to like 558 00:46:47.800 --> 00:46:50.920 go out the clubs and shit rot up to the clubs. No more, 559 00:46:50.960 --> 00:46:52.559 that's not what we do. And even then, it was never just like 560 00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:55.880 my birthday thing like we always did, like it was like joint birthday party 561 00:46:55.920 --> 00:47:00.840 type show. And I feel like all of my birthdays are always pumping every 562 00:47:00.920 --> 00:47:05.280 single time. Yeah, And I'm just like, that's that's not a kind 563 00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:07.400 of that's not the kind of friend group that I have people my family and 564 00:47:07.480 --> 00:47:12.239 friends that I'm around. That's the vibe that has always been created, Like 565 00:47:12.599 --> 00:47:16.639 my birthday feel like their birthday is always going to be a celebration Christmas, 566 00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:22.679 remember, and you know, and and it's funny because like with me and 567 00:47:22.880 --> 00:47:25.239 Kyle, like getting into the friendship with ship that we have is like both 568 00:47:25.280 --> 00:47:28.840 of us feel the same way about birthday. So this would be like and 569 00:47:29.280 --> 00:47:31.679 it'll be interesting because for those who don't know me and we're actually we are 570 00:47:31.800 --> 00:47:37.000 going on the Bahamas cruise for uh for my birthday this year. So that's 571 00:47:37.079 --> 00:47:42.960 gonna be so so so fun as long as Kayla does not embarrassing me like 572 00:47:43.079 --> 00:47:45.960 you did at a party last night. You are your embarrassing people. Fam 573 00:47:47.440 --> 00:47:58.480 you did, didn't you know? I do? Remember everybody came in. 574 00:47:58.679 --> 00:48:02.000 She was like, nowhere is me me? When I have this me but 575 00:48:02.119 --> 00:48:06.239 you was all across the room. She's say, now where is me me? 576 00:48:06.599 --> 00:48:12.239 And I was like she over here? See her? No, Canda 577 00:48:12.320 --> 00:48:15.079 kept drawing attention to me on the microphone. They gave you a mic too. 578 00:48:15.480 --> 00:48:19.199 She had a mic all fucking night, sister, I'm telling you, 579 00:48:19.679 --> 00:48:22.079 Mike Allnor. She gave me two microphones and she walked up to me was 580 00:48:22.079 --> 00:48:24.519 like here, do whatever you want with me, and she was like everybody 581 00:48:24.639 --> 00:48:30.400 this is me me. I'm like this bitch, I was sing thistse why 582 00:48:30.440 --> 00:48:36.880 would you put on this front? And then she was like Mimi's birthdays? 583 00:48:37.000 --> 00:48:44.119 Next, I'm like, bro, what me me this next song for you? 584 00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:47.239 I looked at me. I told Serena. I said it's either I 585 00:48:47.320 --> 00:48:51.079 said, this is gonna be a whole song or march madness. And then 586 00:48:51.159 --> 00:48:55.880 march madness. I said, I told you want to you want because you 587 00:48:57.079 --> 00:49:05.360 embarrassed her. You embarrassed and he said, I am not Diddy holds the 588 00:49:05.400 --> 00:49:10.599 whole new meaning. Now, hey, Seth, you knew the front like 589 00:49:10.719 --> 00:49:15.760 that? Like what that'll put me on the spot. Every introvert needs an 590 00:49:15.760 --> 00:49:17.199 extrovert. I pushed. I pushed him on this all the time, be 591 00:49:17.280 --> 00:49:22.639 hugging her. Look, that's why I said, now when we go, 592 00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:25.679 when we go on this motherfucking cruise, bitch, don't be trying to get 593 00:49:25.719 --> 00:49:31.119 me the fucking do no line dancing and the bullshit like you go there, 594 00:49:31.519 --> 00:49:36.840 you go, you cut up a rug by your goddamn self, bitch, 595 00:49:37.000 --> 00:49:42.760 leave me at the bar. I was like, whoa what apple room? 596 00:49:43.000 --> 00:49:47.000 So no, okay, because that that was one of the insight he told 597 00:49:47.079 --> 00:49:52.840 you when you when me, and to me, it wins a can com. 598 00:49:52.639 --> 00:49:54.760 To me, it's more outgoing than I was. So to me, 599 00:49:54.880 --> 00:49:59.320 it was out on the floor with the white people while Juvenile was playing back 600 00:49:59.400 --> 00:50:02.280 that ass up. I was at the bar, she wasn't you. No, 601 00:50:04.039 --> 00:50:07.079 that was Houston. I'm talking about can Comb. I was at the 602 00:50:07.199 --> 00:50:12.639 bar drinking because that was my idea of having a good time. I am 603 00:50:12.679 --> 00:50:15.960 a fucking drinker, which also sucks for the cruise because Kayla, this nigga, 604 00:50:16.079 --> 00:50:20.599 if she fucking licks the cap of alcohol, she is intoxicated. Like 605 00:50:22.280 --> 00:50:25.519 I don't think you realized it. You was, you was at least, 606 00:50:29.440 --> 00:50:32.280 But they also put so much crown in there. It was the first time 607 00:50:32.320 --> 00:50:35.559 they gave me the cup. There was nothing in it but crown. You 608 00:50:37.199 --> 00:50:45.000 gonna learn, You're gonna learn. No, My my thing is she doesn't 609 00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:51.159 have the alcohol alcohol tolerance that I have. But for the cruise like this 610 00:50:51.320 --> 00:50:54.119 is this would be my very first cruise. I've never been before, but 611 00:50:54.239 --> 00:51:00.800 we need a balance. My thing was no, my thing was drink package 612 00:51:01.000 --> 00:51:06.599 all day. But they don't know, but they don't, but they don't 613 00:51:06.639 --> 00:51:13.639 allow but they don't allow you to do that. So in the room, 614 00:51:14.320 --> 00:51:16.840 Like if I buy a drink package, she automatically has to get one, 615 00:51:16.840 --> 00:51:20.880 and it's like, bruh, She's not a drinker like that. So at 616 00:51:20.920 --> 00:51:29.760 this point I think it's more than alcoholic. I guess I say. Look, 617 00:51:29.840 --> 00:51:32.000 I just want to say I'm like bitch because look I used to Now, 618 00:51:34.079 --> 00:51:36.440 I used to be on some fraud ship back in the day. I 619 00:51:36.599 --> 00:51:38.159 was Joey and the scammer, long before Joeanne was here, you know what 620 00:51:38.199 --> 00:51:42.400 I'm saying. So I can get some pregnancy statements and she'd be like, 621 00:51:42.400 --> 00:51:44.639 bro, she can't even drink. Why do I have to buy her alcohol 622 00:51:44.679 --> 00:51:46.800 package? Like you know what I'm saying, Like, do what I need 623 00:51:46.840 --> 00:51:52.599 to do. But no, I there. There's just so much that I 624 00:51:52.719 --> 00:51:55.440 want to be able to do to relax when I go on vacation, Like 625 00:51:55.639 --> 00:51:59.599 I'm not the turn up print and that's what we agree, you know, 626 00:52:00.079 --> 00:52:02.639 that's that's not me. I'm not the turning when I go. I be 627 00:52:02.760 --> 00:52:07.559 wanting to have a change of scenery and to relax. So when we was 628 00:52:07.599 --> 00:52:12.719 in Cancun and I'm I'm sitting here, I got a drink on this side, 629 00:52:12.840 --> 00:52:15.320 a drink on that side. I found a perfect hammock in the shade 630 00:52:15.400 --> 00:52:20.199 by the pool. I can hear the water splashing. I'm cool, I 631 00:52:20.280 --> 00:52:22.719 got drinks on the side, and I'm just swinging, bitch, just swinging, 632 00:52:23.079 --> 00:52:27.239 and all of a sudden sound, all of a sudden, I can 633 00:52:27.280 --> 00:52:29.760 see it's getting darker over me. I'm like, now I'm already in the 634 00:52:29.800 --> 00:52:31.239 shade. So this is mean motherfuckers standing over me. It's to me, 635 00:52:31.320 --> 00:52:37.320 a bitch, get up, motherfucker. I am relaxing, so it's like 636 00:52:37.719 --> 00:52:42.199 I can't have all my every second the no see, I'm fifty fifty because 637 00:52:42.199 --> 00:52:44.599 depending on where we at, I might want to turn up or I might 638 00:52:44.639 --> 00:52:45.920 want to relax. You know where we at, Like when we went to 639 00:52:46.000 --> 00:52:52.119 Puerto Rico, I wanted to turn up. Everybody wanted to just chill by 640 00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:54.360 the pool. I'm like, we a motherfucking Puerto Rico. Why are we 641 00:52:54.440 --> 00:53:06.559 by the pool. I've even listen to my wife child wouldn't want you to 642 00:53:06.719 --> 00:53:14.039 melt. Yeah, but like I do, like, and I know that 643 00:53:14.159 --> 00:53:16.599 shit is going to be fucking more expensive there, but it's like, fuck 644 00:53:16.639 --> 00:53:20.599 it, I'm on this boat. I'm having fun because we actually we leave 645 00:53:20.760 --> 00:53:23.840 on my birthday, so we'll get to Orlando on the twelfth, and then 646 00:53:24.079 --> 00:53:30.360 the cruise actually starts on the thirteenth. So it's like, bro, I 647 00:53:30.559 --> 00:53:32.400 know that this ship is gonna be fucking overpriced, but I do I want 648 00:53:32.440 --> 00:53:36.239 to be able to get a fucking massage on a cruise ship. And it's 649 00:53:36.280 --> 00:53:38.119 like we on the waves and doing whatever, and I got a motherfucker you 650 00:53:38.119 --> 00:53:40.920 know what I'm saying, rubbing the bitch out, Like I just I want 651 00:53:42.000 --> 00:53:45.920 to be able to go and enjoy myself because of all the fucking past couple 652 00:53:45.960 --> 00:53:49.440 of years that I've been dealing with, all of this ship, and I've 653 00:53:49.559 --> 00:53:52.360 just been under so much stress. Like I earned this shit, bitch, 654 00:53:53.159 --> 00:53:58.960 I'm fucking turning forty. Okay, I've I put it in the work, 655 00:53:59.440 --> 00:54:02.719 God damn it. So the money I got him spending it, I'm gonna 656 00:54:02.719 --> 00:54:07.199 have a great time doing it. We're gonna have us a time and then 657 00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:13.480 you know, I might throw klea. Look, I I even got cash 658 00:54:13.599 --> 00:54:16.440 to bribe Kaylor with, Like, havey you some drinks? You know what 659 00:54:16.480 --> 00:54:21.440 I'm saying, Go mingle, go do go, do karaoke. I need 660 00:54:21.519 --> 00:54:30.320 this balcony for a minute. We just got up the before you said no, 661 00:54:30.440 --> 00:54:32.559 but she can. She can. We already we already know because it's 662 00:54:32.559 --> 00:54:35.840 a casino on the boat. So she's gonna have plenty of time. You 663 00:54:35.880 --> 00:54:44.480 know what I'm saying, You want to give me you're gonna record her one 664 00:54:44.800 --> 00:54:52.960 We're not that cool? Does work now? I talk much? Yes, 665 00:54:52.039 --> 00:54:55.760 it is because we watched the video where dude went and he slipped out and 666 00:54:55.840 --> 00:55:00.920 his friend came over and put the dick back in. Raoul, he said, 667 00:55:00.519 --> 00:55:06.440 that's indeed did he ain't even had to fumble with it, like he 668 00:55:06.519 --> 00:55:09.840 knew exactly where it was. I was like, he ain't had the attory 669 00:55:09.920 --> 00:55:15.440 that motherfucker get paid for that. Because if we don't finish this scene, 670 00:55:15.480 --> 00:55:17.719 I don't get it. Looks like they got He got paid for that. 671 00:55:17.800 --> 00:55:22.840 That was in the fucking trap house. That's what that was. The scene. 672 00:55:22.000 --> 00:55:30.840 That was the scene we don't know, Raoul is the what they call 673 00:55:30.920 --> 00:55:39.599 it trump thumb? WHOA. All I know is we all need to take 674 00:55:39.719 --> 00:55:45.199 vacations. Yes, get away from you. Look, June has thirty days, 675 00:55:45.440 --> 00:55:51.039 bitch, I'm on vacation for twenty one of them, so I will 676 00:55:51.119 --> 00:55:54.000 be off once I get off work on the seventh, I will be off 677 00:55:54.079 --> 00:55:58.519 and don't go back into the eighteenth, and then I'm you know, in 678 00:55:58.599 --> 00:56:01.280 the office for them a little for that, and then after that, I'm 679 00:56:01.519 --> 00:56:08.480 on what's that the is that the twentieth? Wait? I think it might 680 00:56:08.519 --> 00:56:12.559 be the twenty first, Yeah, think it's Once I get off, then 681 00:56:12.679 --> 00:56:15.920 then I don't go back into July first, so I'm out here. I'm 682 00:56:15.920 --> 00:56:20.639 already I'm already planning trip, so I got the crews already taken care of. 683 00:56:20.920 --> 00:56:22.880 And then I'm off that very last week of June, so I might 684 00:56:22.960 --> 00:56:28.400 be in fucking Vegas at some point. So look, this is on the 685 00:56:28.519 --> 00:56:36.840 move this year. And good news about Jellybean because you know, into June 686 00:56:36.920 --> 00:56:42.679 her birthday is June twenty third. She has made so much progress in physical 687 00:56:42.719 --> 00:56:45.800 therapy that she's finally been accepted to go into the HP program. I told 688 00:56:45.800 --> 00:56:50.920 you all about the Integrated Healing Program. So what that is is is basically 689 00:56:51.039 --> 00:56:52.920 plus you, I mean, you're already buss because I'm your friend, but 690 00:56:53.159 --> 00:57:01.199 you or whatever, the HP is integrated here the program and it is basically 691 00:57:01.239 --> 00:57:05.199 where they are taking all of the components of care. So it'll be like, 692 00:57:05.360 --> 00:57:10.039 you know, her mental health therapy, physical therapy and her medication management 693 00:57:10.199 --> 00:57:13.920 and like you know, paying management, coping and stuff like that. So 694 00:57:15.039 --> 00:57:19.960 and it'll be a four to six week intense physical therapy program. It's Monday 695 00:57:20.000 --> 00:57:22.559 through Friday from eight to four, so she ain't that motherfucker all day, 696 00:57:22.079 --> 00:57:25.480 you know, five days a week for four to six weeks. And the 697 00:57:28.679 --> 00:57:31.760 so the intent is for her to be able to once she's done with the 698 00:57:31.840 --> 00:57:36.840 program, like she'll be you know, fully independent again, physically, able 699 00:57:36.880 --> 00:57:37.840 to be back in the classroom and all of this kind of shit. So 700 00:57:38.960 --> 00:57:45.880 fingers crossed from my baby excited though, But she's done a waiting list, 701 00:57:45.960 --> 00:57:50.599 so she she did pass the screening. So now we're just waiting on them 702 00:57:50.679 --> 00:57:52.639 to have you know, opening for her to actually go into the program. 703 00:57:52.760 --> 00:57:55.840 But once she do, we're hoping that you know, within a month, 704 00:57:57.280 --> 00:58:00.239 month and a half of her getting in, then she'll she'll be jealous eating 705 00:58:00.239 --> 00:58:04.119 again m hm, because I know I'm sick of motherfucking being Benson. Don't 706 00:58:04.119 --> 00:58:06.159 get me wrong, I love my baby, but all my fucking heart. 707 00:58:06.199 --> 00:58:08.400 I would die for her a million times over. But this ship is is 708 00:58:08.840 --> 00:58:15.880 stressful. It's hard because if her daddy wasn't a piece of ship. He 709 00:58:15.960 --> 00:58:19.639 could be doing this too. And and then it's even in it's like we 710 00:58:19.760 --> 00:58:22.119 were saying about this topic, like even if me and him were together, 711 00:58:22.320 --> 00:58:31.719 like how much would he really be doing? So Yeah, but it is, 712 00:58:31.880 --> 00:58:39.000 it's it's it's really really really hard because everything is playing around you know, 713 00:58:39.559 --> 00:58:44.639 it's playing around her. So it's like even when I'm tired, like 714 00:58:44.719 --> 00:58:47.159 there been times it's like I can barely keep my eyes open. But it's 715 00:58:47.239 --> 00:58:51.119 like, you know, if if she's in the bathroom or you know, 716 00:58:51.239 --> 00:58:53.360 something like that, like I have to I have to wait on her basically 717 00:58:53.719 --> 00:59:01.679 hand and foot, so who I can't wait to be to just have my 718 00:59:01.800 --> 00:59:07.159 moments where I'm focusing on me. It may sound terrible to y'all, but 719 00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:14.800 no, it doesn't. I need it. You're a human and everybody individuals 720 00:59:15.559 --> 00:59:19.559 sounds like a piece of ship. It's like a dead beat, fucking dead 721 00:59:19.599 --> 00:59:25.360 beat mom. Hey, I thought about it, like just leave a note 722 00:59:25.400 --> 00:59:30.920 in the mailbox and ship. I paid the first three months mortgage and y'all 723 00:59:30.920 --> 00:59:37.400 gotta figure it out after that. Some be dead beating like the wrong way, 724 00:59:39.000 --> 00:59:43.119 like being selective. I don't approve of it, but like you know, 725 00:59:43.199 --> 00:59:46.639 you're supposed to like you supposed to get out like in the beginning, 726 00:59:47.599 --> 00:59:51.280 like you let folks skate on you. Now you've being a dead beat to 727 00:59:51.360 --> 00:59:58.280 your mama because you making her babysit. Did it wrong? He did it 728 00:59:58.360 --> 01:00:05.239 wrong? You fa let me see. Of course, it's motherhood is not 729 01:00:05.400 --> 01:00:07.960 for the week most kettle hood I've been in, but I wouldn't trade it. 730 01:00:08.480 --> 01:00:15.480 Just not doing it again koochie clothes for the baby business. Yeah, 731 01:00:15.559 --> 01:00:21.840 And it's like there's so much that you know, goes into it, and 732 01:00:22.760 --> 01:00:30.079 you have people who shit sounds good when they apply it to one side and 733 01:00:30.199 --> 01:00:35.320 then not the other. So it's like even with the child support conversation that 734 01:00:35.440 --> 01:00:38.119 I'm so sick of people having to have all the time, like, well, 735 01:00:39.599 --> 01:00:44.840 you think that child support should only go on the car that's designated for 736 01:00:44.880 --> 01:00:46.519 shit for the kid. It's like, Nigga, everything in my life centers 737 01:00:46.559 --> 01:00:52.480 around this fucking kid. What are you talking about? Like everything in my 738 01:00:52.599 --> 01:00:55.000 life has to center around this fucking child. What are you talking about? 739 01:00:59.679 --> 01:01:04.519 So so, so you know what happens like when I get that three hundred 740 01:01:04.519 --> 01:01:07.239 dollars child support payment on what's today, today's Sunday? When I get that 741 01:01:07.320 --> 01:01:12.159 three hundred and eight dollars and thirty cent child support, uh direct deposit on 742 01:01:12.280 --> 01:01:15.400 Tuesday. That shit's going towards my fucking cruise. You want to know why, 743 01:01:15.440 --> 01:01:17.440 because it's reimbursement that you ain't been doing shit in all this fucking time. 744 01:01:17.519 --> 01:01:21.719 That's been all of my money going towards this fucking kid. So yeah, 745 01:01:22.199 --> 01:01:25.760 rein fuckingmbursement. And I do not care because you cannot make me feel 746 01:01:25.960 --> 01:01:30.360 guilty about it at all. So whatever little cruise package, I want to 747 01:01:30.360 --> 01:01:35.960 add excursions and shit that director posits pen to go towards it, and I 748 01:01:36.000 --> 01:01:39.480 don't give you no fuck. So I was on YouTube and like you ever 749 01:01:39.880 --> 01:01:43.840 be watching like the little shorts on YouTube, you can find yourself down the 750 01:01:43.880 --> 01:01:47.000 real visious rabbit hole if you let it. But it was this judge and 751 01:01:47.119 --> 01:01:51.960 I guess it was like fraternity court, but she was like flipping the scripting, 752 01:01:52.000 --> 01:02:00.079 making that black lady. Yeah, that black lady she was. He 753 01:02:00.239 --> 01:02:02.840 was like, I'm an exact dancer. She was like also because you were 754 01:02:02.920 --> 01:02:07.519 stripper, Like you can't make time to see your kid. She was like, 755 01:02:07.000 --> 01:02:10.360 I don't want him to pay child support, but I just don't want 756 01:02:10.400 --> 01:02:14.199 this kid. She was like, oh you think that's how that worked? 757 01:02:15.039 --> 01:02:17.480 So if the baby's going to live with him, you paid chimes, right, 758 01:02:22.199 --> 01:02:24.519 Rita said, take care of you, Rita. I tried to do 759 01:02:24.639 --> 01:02:28.239 that the other day. Now, for those of you who are not my 760 01:02:28.360 --> 01:02:30.639 social media friends, or maybe you just missed the post, because we know 761 01:02:30.719 --> 01:02:36.599 how algorithms work, I actually had, you know, I had a nice 762 01:02:36.639 --> 01:02:40.440 little self care day with Kaylea last week Saturday. We started out, we 763 01:02:40.559 --> 01:02:45.639 went to brunch okay, and it was it was real smooth service was it 764 01:02:45.760 --> 01:02:57.599 was asked, no, we were at honey. Yeah, he didn't. 765 01:02:58.519 --> 01:03:05.480 I like that spot give her so include and including charge of her card for 766 01:03:05.559 --> 01:03:08.239 the wrong bill and having a refund you know, did that Did you check 767 01:03:08.280 --> 01:03:13.760 and see them funds ever released? Because I definitely didn't forget about that. 768 01:03:15.679 --> 01:03:21.599 Yeah yeah, because I was like okay, yeah, but I kept looking 769 01:03:21.639 --> 01:03:24.239 at it and then I was like, look at this. I don't feel 770 01:03:24.320 --> 01:03:30.760 right, and sure he said, oh my god, I owed more. 771 01:03:30.440 --> 01:03:38.400 He actually played himself out of his tip for doing it wrong. I told 772 01:03:38.440 --> 01:03:42.440 her to lead that ship alone simply because I'm like, why the is we 773 01:03:42.480 --> 01:03:49.559 even tipping him? Right? Because I'm like sometime we do. But I 774 01:03:49.679 --> 01:03:52.159 had, I had, I had already, I had, I had, 775 01:03:52.519 --> 01:03:57.519 I had already tipped more than because I paid for way more than what I 776 01:03:57.639 --> 01:04:01.480 had, and like with the tip, and I'm like, he didn't give 777 01:04:01.559 --> 01:04:04.159 us the fucking straws we asked for. Somebody else had to come do that 778 01:04:04.280 --> 01:04:11.239 ship and then he wasn't coming checking on us. Motherfuckers wouldn't come refilling water 779 01:04:11.360 --> 01:04:15.280 and ship. It was just and then he came and took like, oh 780 01:04:15.360 --> 01:04:16.559 well, I just I got a lot, like bro, like we don't 781 01:04:16.599 --> 01:04:19.079 need like this. It was a lot. And y'all know how I am 782 01:04:19.159 --> 01:04:21.840 about tipping, So it's not that I didn't tip him. I was just 783 01:04:21.960 --> 01:04:25.760 like brou for the amount of times that we've seen this nigga, the entire 784 01:04:25.880 --> 01:04:30.239 time that we've been here, and he like he wasn't doing what we asked 785 01:04:30.320 --> 01:04:41.079 him to do, like so you know, but after that, I decided, 786 01:04:41.480 --> 01:04:45.840 you know, damn, this was this was good and I'm you know 787 01:04:45.000 --> 01:04:47.480 out so I'm I'm gonna just go ahead and I'm gonna make you know today 788 01:04:47.480 --> 01:04:50.760 your self care day. Now what I will say, because y'all know that 789 01:04:50.920 --> 01:04:57.760 this is Black History Month, and as much as I would love to support 790 01:04:58.079 --> 01:05:01.880 black businesses for certain certain things. No certain things. You just you can't 791 01:05:02.000 --> 01:05:04.559 wake up and decide like, damn, you know what, I'm gonna have 792 01:05:04.599 --> 01:05:09.800 a self per day with black businesses because black businesses typically don't take same day 793 01:05:09.840 --> 01:05:15.039 fucking appointments, especially with anything involvement like nails, like any anything involving fucking 794 01:05:15.119 --> 01:05:17.639 self care. You can't get same day hair appointments. You can't get same 795 01:05:17.760 --> 01:05:23.280 day spy appointments, massages, nails, none of that. Ship soame day 796 01:05:23.320 --> 01:05:31.039 toys from can you can with free local pickup and local delivery. Now local 797 01:05:31.079 --> 01:05:34.039 delivery is fee based, so you know, depending on your order, the 798 01:05:34.119 --> 01:05:42.039 more you order that is correct corrects doing it, you know. Yeah, 799 01:05:43.440 --> 01:05:45.840 So it sucks because it's like maybe you know, like we got personal days 800 01:05:45.840 --> 01:05:47.960 and ship. Maybe I'm just like, you know what, I had a 801 01:05:48.119 --> 01:05:50.679 rough week. I'm gonna call in today, I'm gonna go get a facial, 802 01:05:50.719 --> 01:05:53.480 I'm gonna go get a massage, and I'm gonna do all this ship. 803 01:05:53.519 --> 01:05:56.320 You dn't you have to do it with white businesses because you can't get 804 01:05:56.360 --> 01:05:59.400 in same day with black people, and if you do, then they want 805 01:05:59.400 --> 01:06:01.320 to charge you extra. If be the spot. They're not gonna fucking be 806 01:06:01.440 --> 01:06:03.440 like, oh, bitch, because you want to come today, I'm gonna 807 01:06:03.480 --> 01:06:09.880 charge you with extra twenty dollars. Motherfucker. You're open to that. Yeah, 808 01:06:10.159 --> 01:06:14.159 So certain shit is like it kind of sucks because you know you do 809 01:06:14.280 --> 01:06:17.440 want to support, but you can't because you can't fucking you gotta know a 810 01:06:17.519 --> 01:06:20.360 fucking weekend advance that you want to go to them, and shit, sometimes 811 01:06:20.400 --> 01:06:24.960 you just don't be on that. Like you really wake up and you're like, 812 01:06:25.039 --> 01:06:27.679 bro, I'm gonna call in and just take a day to myself, 813 01:06:28.000 --> 01:06:30.840 and it would be nice to be able to do that and be serviced by 814 01:06:30.000 --> 01:06:34.119 our people. But they just they really don't have the fuck. They don't 815 01:06:34.360 --> 01:06:43.239 offer us the flexibility to be able to do that. Yes, so I 816 01:06:43.480 --> 01:06:48.239 ended up like I spent one hundred and seventeen dollars getting a pedicure. Now 817 01:06:48.920 --> 01:06:53.440 it wasn't like a you know, like I tipped and all of that shit 818 01:06:53.480 --> 01:06:58.960 too, But when I tell you that, this was legit the best pedicure 819 01:06:59.000 --> 01:07:03.480 I've ever had in my entire life. Like the amount of effort and they 820 01:07:03.639 --> 01:07:10.719 like they serve you wine and ship while you're getting it yeps. Yes, 821 01:07:12.039 --> 01:07:14.840 look I know where her name is, Jane. If you go go to 822 01:07:14.920 --> 01:07:25.159 fucking Golden Nails and spy. So you know they they're serving you wine and 823 01:07:25.280 --> 01:07:28.480 ship. You know why they're doing it. And they let you just like 824 01:07:28.559 --> 01:07:30.239 this little book and you get to tell them like what kind of herbs and 825 01:07:30.360 --> 01:07:35.000 whatever and ship you want. And when I say, it's like a flight, 826 01:07:35.199 --> 01:07:40.280 a full on like like I was. That ship went on over hour, 827 01:07:40.599 --> 01:07:45.960 like an actual like massaging and ship. They had the hot stones on 828 01:07:45.119 --> 01:07:51.960 the fucking everything like the yup. It was the fucking works. Okay, 829 01:07:53.400 --> 01:07:57.960 so I am going to promise myself that once a month I'm going to make 830 01:07:57.960 --> 01:08:02.840 an appointment and I'm gonna just go and fucking relax. But it was fucking 831 01:08:03.119 --> 01:08:06.679 amazing, Like it's the fucking cart and ship that they brown. I'm was 832 01:08:06.719 --> 01:08:12.280 like, goddamn, it look like a crash cart for a fucking uh fucking 833 01:08:12.639 --> 01:08:15.720 er or some ship. Yeah, but and you got it was. And 834 01:08:15.840 --> 01:08:18.600 it was so funny because on the opposite it was two men sitting right now. 835 01:08:18.640 --> 01:08:20.319 They didn't even know it, just it was two men over they was 836 01:08:20.359 --> 01:08:24.640 getting the said self care, buddy, self care. But I love to 837 01:08:24.680 --> 01:08:33.720 see it candle yees. Oh. So so then she come out and and 838 01:08:33.800 --> 01:08:38.000 it's like, you know, my hair is longer. But they come out 839 01:08:38.560 --> 01:08:43.199 and they bring you the heated neck pillows. So they give you the HEATD 840 01:08:43.319 --> 01:08:45.399 neck pillows. They're serving you one where they ask you, you know, 841 01:08:45.520 --> 01:08:51.359 what you want to drink. Obviously I wanted wine, but so they give 842 01:08:51.399 --> 01:08:55.720 you the HEATD neck pillows. You got your wine or you know, whatever 843 01:08:55.800 --> 01:09:00.680 your beverage of choice is. They got all of the different herbs and ship 844 01:09:00.760 --> 01:09:02.880 and then it tells you like, okay, well this is for you know, 845 01:09:03.000 --> 01:09:06.800 rejuvenation, or this is for relaxation, this is for muscle stuff. 846 01:09:06.840 --> 01:09:14.439 And how I found this place was actually on like I went to go get 847 01:09:14.760 --> 01:09:26.399 you know, I went to pull up the carpet. Hey, yeah, 848 01:09:26.479 --> 01:09:30.640 so I did. I said, yeah, it's golden nails and spot. 849 01:09:31.359 --> 01:09:38.479 So they I went to pull up the carpet. Now I don't know if 850 01:09:38.479 --> 01:09:43.199 you guys remember, you know, some of you might, but I was 851 01:09:43.359 --> 01:09:48.399 going to European Wax Center for my waxes. And whenever I go there, 852 01:09:48.399 --> 01:09:51.439 I'm like, bro, I can get a person in my Like my wax 853 01:09:51.520 --> 01:09:56.279 schedule is like so far in between because I'm I don't grow a lot of 854 01:09:56.319 --> 01:10:01.880 hair like that, So yep, that's it. By the time I make 855 01:10:01.920 --> 01:10:04.960 an appointment to go back, like the same people don't be there no more. 856 01:10:05.199 --> 01:10:10.199 But this one I had shout out to uh to Donna Weston, shout 857 01:10:10.199 --> 01:10:16.880 out to her. She was fucking amazing, And I ended up getting her. 858 01:10:17.199 --> 01:10:20.159 And when I went back for her, like she wasn't she wasn't there. 859 01:10:20.840 --> 01:10:25.800 So I looked her name up on Facebook and I made a post and 860 01:10:25.880 --> 01:10:27.760 I asked and I was like, y'all, I was like, would I 861 01:10:27.800 --> 01:10:30.199 be like creepy if I looked at my website cause she's no longer there, 862 01:10:30.279 --> 01:10:32.279 Like just to ask her, like if she got you know, if she's 863 01:10:32.439 --> 01:10:35.039 in a new spot. And she was so happy that I found her. 864 01:10:38.760 --> 01:10:44.960 Yeah, but they all should be like, hey, take my information just 865 01:10:45.039 --> 01:10:48.319 in case I'm not. Yeah. So I I ended up, you know, 866 01:10:48.600 --> 01:10:50.640 getting in touch with her, and she was like hey, she was 867 01:10:50.680 --> 01:10:54.279 like I left. She was like, I'm going, I'm opening up my 868 01:10:54.359 --> 01:10:57.199 own spot. You know, I'll keep you updated, and she did so. 869 01:10:57.479 --> 01:11:00.720 I actually I looked for her first, but she was book She didn't 870 01:11:00.760 --> 01:11:05.239 have anything that weekend. She wasn't gonna have anything until after Valentine's Day and 871 01:11:05.399 --> 01:11:10.640 I ended up just going back to European Wack Center. And I felt so 872 01:11:10.800 --> 01:11:15.319 bad because I was talking to, you know, the girl who was doing 873 01:11:15.359 --> 01:11:17.880 my wax that day, and I was telling her, like, you know, 874 01:11:17.960 --> 01:11:20.000 whenever I come here, I asked her, I said, how long 875 01:11:20.039 --> 01:11:23.720 have you been here? She was like since like September. I was like, 876 01:11:26.399 --> 01:11:29.000 because every time I come in here, like I never get the same 877 01:11:29.039 --> 01:11:31.960 person they leave. And she was like, yeah, I've been thinking about 878 01:11:32.039 --> 01:11:42.399 leaving, do you know because I wasn't. Do you know that? Literally 879 01:11:43.680 --> 01:11:53.239 when we because because waxes are a Brazilian is what a Brazilian is sixty seven 880 01:11:53.439 --> 01:11:59.199 plus and that's not even without the tip they give them between two to seven 881 01:11:59.279 --> 01:12:02.359 dollars off of it, rewax. Are you serious? She was telling me 882 01:12:02.439 --> 01:12:06.640 that. I was like, well, that explains like two to seven dollars 883 01:12:06.680 --> 01:12:15.479 off each wax. Yeah, And and we was just tired, and I 884 01:12:15.560 --> 01:12:21.119 was like, oh my god. But so after I left the wax place, 885 01:12:21.199 --> 01:12:24.920 I went, I sat in the truck and now I looked over and 886 01:12:25.000 --> 01:12:28.439 I'm like, dang, I was like, you know what, I'm like, 887 01:12:28.439 --> 01:12:30.039 I know if I got on my nails. But I said, because 888 01:12:30.039 --> 01:12:31.680 it's Valentine's that weekend, it's probably gonna be packed. But I really want 889 01:12:31.720 --> 01:12:34.760 to pedicure. I'm like, let me go in here, and Jane, 890 01:12:35.760 --> 01:12:38.880 let me go in here, you know and see what's up. So I 891 01:12:39.039 --> 01:12:42.600 so I go in there, and girl, so when so when you walk 892 01:12:42.680 --> 01:12:45.479 in there, it's nice. So when you walk in there, they got 893 01:12:45.560 --> 01:12:48.800 like a little kiosk, you like punch your number in. You're like signing 894 01:12:48.960 --> 01:12:57.800 all ship yep. So so she you know, took me over, sat 895 01:12:57.840 --> 01:12:59.800 me down. It was like a little way, you know, and I 896 01:12:59.880 --> 01:13:02.800 was I was patient, and she came over and you know with like I 897 01:13:02.800 --> 01:13:06.640 said, the little crash card, introduced herself and they got name tags and 898 01:13:06.640 --> 01:13:10.960 shit on and there. That's how I know it was jam But it was 899 01:13:11.119 --> 01:13:16.479 just it was such an amazing I'm so amazing, only for me to come 900 01:13:16.520 --> 01:13:24.039 out and realize that somebody had been in my fucking truck. So I come 901 01:13:24.640 --> 01:13:28.119 out of the fucking nail shot and I was in there for because that services 902 01:13:28.119 --> 01:13:31.840 and it was over hour like because she was when I tell you, she 903 01:13:31.960 --> 01:13:34.920 could have been done, but like we were the last people in there because 904 01:13:34.960 --> 01:13:38.760 she was actually like she didn't try to rush it because it was like the 905 01:13:38.960 --> 01:13:41.079 end of the night or none of that, because I was like her last 906 01:13:41.119 --> 01:13:43.840 appointment, Like she didn't rush it. She didn't none of that. So 907 01:13:44.640 --> 01:13:46.960 she literally had to lock up because everybody they was putting on there was like, 908 01:13:47.319 --> 01:13:49.239 uh, you in, you're coming in tomorrow, A right, see 909 01:13:49.239 --> 01:13:51.079 you tomorrow, and they was leaving the shit, so it was just us 910 01:13:51.119 --> 01:13:57.479 two there. She was still going, so like, God, I tipped 911 01:13:57.520 --> 01:14:05.800 her good, Like I I tipped her real good at the staff list. 912 01:14:06.199 --> 01:14:12.319 Yeah, so I tipped her real good and make sure that when you go, 913 01:14:13.920 --> 01:14:18.960 you really like just take it in because it's it's just really really nice. 914 01:14:18.960 --> 01:14:24.039 But yeah, so I leave out and I see, like, you 915 01:14:24.119 --> 01:14:27.000 know, I get in the car and I'm like, why the fuck do 916 01:14:27.159 --> 01:14:31.520 I keep smelling like it was the cigarette smell was so strong and I hadn't 917 01:14:31.560 --> 01:14:35.079 smelled it none, not in the wax place, not in the nail salon, 918 01:14:35.359 --> 01:14:38.520 But all of a sudden, when I get in the truck, I'm 919 01:14:38.680 --> 01:14:44.840 smelling cigarettes. Bro, none of us smoke cigarettes. And then it so 920 01:14:44.960 --> 01:14:49.680 then I look over and I'm like the passengersie advisory was down, but the 921 01:14:49.760 --> 01:14:53.960 little mirror is up and the lights is on, but the mirror the little 922 01:14:54.000 --> 01:14:57.760 vanity part. So I'm like, bro, the ain't nobody been here for 923 01:14:57.880 --> 01:15:00.399 me today? And then I look and I see a cigarette but on the 924 01:15:01.600 --> 01:15:06.840 floor mat from on the passenger side, so I'm looking at it in the 925 01:15:06.880 --> 01:15:11.199 back. I'm like, bro, like what the fuck? So I don't 926 01:15:11.239 --> 01:15:16.439 know who how long? Like none of that. What I do know is 927 01:15:18.199 --> 01:15:23.279 Jesus is watching somebody, because can y' all imagine me coming out, especially 928 01:15:23.359 --> 01:15:27.600 on that side where this is located floating? And then all of a sudden, 929 01:15:27.600 --> 01:15:31.600 I see a motherfucker just chilling in my car. Bro, But the 930 01:15:31.680 --> 01:15:41.600 fact that you're smoking in somebody's car, I mean, steal a fucking car, 931 01:15:41.840 --> 01:15:47.680 Like I just need fix my maga one time, Bro, I don't 932 01:15:47.760 --> 01:15:50.640 know, but that shit pissed me off so bad, Like Bob, get 933 01:15:50.680 --> 01:15:56.640 your curser mouse. We just say, I need to find a good black 934 01:15:56.680 --> 01:15:59.920 carpet remover. I also want to try sugar wet next time I'm in need. 935 01:16:00.359 --> 01:16:01.640 I did a sugar wax. It actually was not bad. I feel 936 01:16:01.640 --> 01:16:06.079 like it was less painful than see and everybody tells me the opposite. The 937 01:16:06.159 --> 01:16:11.159 people I know that said sugar, but you can be too long because if 938 01:16:11.159 --> 01:16:15.920 you if it's too long when I say, you're gonna feel like Yokuchi is 939 01:16:15.000 --> 01:16:19.159 gone. So it's it's golden nails, golden nails and spots and monominee falls, 940 01:16:19.199 --> 01:16:26.000 it seed like that little plaza where uh five and below and t J 941 01:16:26.199 --> 01:16:29.760 Max and like all of that kind of shit is out there. Oh so 942 01:16:30.039 --> 01:16:34.399 it but it is. It's right next to European Wax Center. Mm hmm. 943 01:16:34.960 --> 01:16:39.239 Yeah, so like out there by where Costco is. Why does the 944 01:16:39.359 --> 01:16:44.600 one on the right look like a mailbox? I don't know who you are? 945 01:16:45.680 --> 01:16:48.960 The fuck does that mean? I don't even know what that means? 946 01:16:50.479 --> 01:16:55.079 Me and me like a damn doors? I thought I did, I thought 947 01:16:55.119 --> 01:16:58.199 I did. Your window went down? Was it? Mm hmmm? Said 948 01:16:58.239 --> 01:17:00.119 what the fuck was doing in your car? Sound like you took a nap 949 01:17:00.159 --> 01:17:02.600 and then checked the space and the man, I think you know what? 950 01:17:02.760 --> 01:17:05.720 I love key, thinking it was probably a bitch because that cigarette looked like 951 01:17:05.800 --> 01:17:23.800 some white ship like that looked like a Virginia slim and the white Is this 952 01:17:23.920 --> 01:17:26.760 the spot place that do peticures in the dark? No, it wasn't dark. 953 01:17:26.840 --> 01:17:29.119 I went to I went the one that I went to this weekend. 954 01:17:29.199 --> 01:17:33.079 They do it in the dark. It's called Luna and actually it's in well 955 01:17:33.239 --> 01:17:36.600 it's my Nomini Falls, but it's German town. Well, no, you 956 01:17:36.760 --> 01:17:40.239 walking, you go into the dark room and they only turn on like a 957 01:17:40.279 --> 01:17:44.359 little light for them to be able to see to put the polish on. 958 01:17:44.520 --> 01:17:47.880 But you're in the dark. No, it honestly was. It's like you're 959 01:17:47.880 --> 01:17:55.920 in the dark room getting them assighed you chilling dark touch man. That ship 960 01:17:56.119 --> 01:18:00.840 was like this wild Mason, take your eyes us own. Bet you tuned 961 01:18:00.840 --> 01:18:06.279 into a fucking podcast. We talked get this bum on my comments bro, 962 01:18:09.720 --> 01:18:15.439 and we need I got it band anyway, because that's exactly what they are, 963 01:18:16.199 --> 01:18:25.880 a band. Yeah. But while we are on the topic of waxing 964 01:18:26.079 --> 01:18:29.079 telling you want to pull this photo up please, I can't do photos. 965 01:18:29.119 --> 01:18:33.840 I can only do videos. I thought you said I couldn't post photos. 966 01:18:34.439 --> 01:18:40.720 If you got multiple I need to swipe through them. But they're always okay, 967 01:18:40.760 --> 01:18:47.960 okay. So there's been a ton of controversy on social media regarding this. 968 01:18:50.640 --> 01:19:03.039 Yeah, like to not so Jazzmine Miracle on Instagram, she says, 969 01:19:03.399 --> 01:19:08.920 when I say I'm passing down d's and LLC's to my creations. I mean 970 01:19:09.039 --> 01:19:13.720 that miss Chloe did her thing today. She literally helped me wax twenty four 971 01:19:13.840 --> 01:19:18.319 clients starting from seven twenty five to five p m. She made a total 972 01:19:18.399 --> 01:19:21.560 of seven hundred and forty four dollars and I'm going to put the money towards 973 01:19:21.640 --> 01:19:26.840 whatever her future dreams and aspirations are. Now Chloe is seven years old. 974 01:19:27.600 --> 01:19:32.520 Hell, she did a whole ass shit, Chloe. She couldn't get the 975 01:19:32.560 --> 01:19:41.039 supplies ready, she couldn't client a million fucking things that she could have done 976 01:19:42.279 --> 01:19:47.279 over in the court. And not only that, the people who allowed her 977 01:19:47.399 --> 01:19:50.239 to do this to them. Bro, I'm not putting my pussy in your 978 01:19:50.279 --> 01:19:58.600 young child's face. Yes, you laying there and letting you say no. 979 01:19:58.880 --> 01:20:02.399 So they're there are pictures. Obviously I'm not personal. No, there are 980 01:20:02.479 --> 01:20:05.920 pictures. So you have like this, and one of them was a biggin 981 01:20:06.039 --> 01:20:11.119 okay and she got them big ass legs and me half back and you could 982 01:20:11.159 --> 01:20:13.720 just see it with the little putting the body in the side pictures like the 983 01:20:13.800 --> 01:20:17.680 baby just like this, just as close because you know you got to get 984 01:20:17.760 --> 01:20:28.520 up in there, so you should on the Saturday, like bro, what 985 01:20:29.560 --> 01:20:33.560 where are the cartoons and cereal? I didn't sign up to see vaginas all 986 01:20:33.640 --> 01:20:41.119 day. Yeah, I don't give what you pass them down. I got 987 01:20:41.199 --> 01:20:47.359 it different different people. Weird, said Bigging. I'm offended. I was 988 01:20:47.439 --> 01:20:57.640 called big Biggest. Look, hey, look, you know I grew up 989 01:20:57.800 --> 01:21:01.159 in the married with Children era. Remember Biggan's magazine. That's my word. 990 01:21:01.239 --> 01:21:13.000 Biggins Magazine, of course, said this is against child labor laws for sure. 991 01:21:13.119 --> 01:21:19.159 I worked for CPS as well, and that's totally inappropriate. He said, 992 01:21:19.199 --> 01:21:25.319 that's crazy. Yeah, but like twenty four pussies in this baby's face, 993 01:21:28.680 --> 01:21:30.199 Like, like you said, there are a million other things, like 994 01:21:30.319 --> 01:21:33.239 she can check people, like my mom will be with you in a moment, 995 01:21:33.279 --> 01:21:36.279 would you like some water or something? And you know, like but 996 01:21:36.479 --> 01:21:46.239 no, she physically had this baby applying wax. And then it's like, 997 01:21:46.279 --> 01:21:53.800 bro, don'ts for this ship. They just supposed to be licensed for this 998 01:21:53.840 --> 01:21:56.119 shit. That baby ain't got a fucking license. So you just got this 999 01:21:56.319 --> 01:22:00.279 fucking unlicensed preteen out here snatching people pussies. And again you and you are 1000 01:22:00.319 --> 01:22:06.880 allowing you to get snatched up by somebody that grown up. And I feel 1001 01:22:06.960 --> 01:22:15.239 like and and and you know what And I wonder how many who were actually 1002 01:22:15.880 --> 01:22:21.640 looking like bruh, what is going on here? But Bro, I can't 1003 01:22:21.640 --> 01:22:25.520 get in nowhere else I'm me just roll with it, But I do I 1004 01:22:25.680 --> 01:22:29.119 wonder how many people was like, like, how many were actually blind sided, 1005 01:22:29.239 --> 01:22:31.800 like they didn't know because we know we go to the doctor all the 1006 01:22:31.880 --> 01:22:34.359 time and the motherfucker coming, Oh well, this is my mad student. 1007 01:22:34.399 --> 01:22:38.479 Do you mind if you know whatever? Whatever? And the ship and sometimes 1008 01:22:38.640 --> 01:22:44.920 I really and sometimes, but what I'm saying is how you don't know in 1009 01:22:45.079 --> 01:22:48.560 advance that they gonna have a motherfucker and even it ain't not feeling I feel 1010 01:22:48.600 --> 01:22:51.279 like, bro, like I don't know this person, Bro, Like you 1011 01:22:51.399 --> 01:22:55.960 know my history and you just got this random motherfucker in here still wet behind 1012 01:22:56.000 --> 01:22:57.960 the ears, like oh yeah, I want to look at you pussy too, 1013 01:22:58.279 --> 01:23:02.199 like bro, because low ki, I think they they got me like 1014 01:23:02.279 --> 01:23:05.479 that, like because I didn't tear like that when I had breath. I 1015 01:23:05.640 --> 01:23:10.000 think that the motherfucker used me as a test dummy for that med student gave 1016 01:23:10.039 --> 01:23:15.079 me stitches that I didn't even need. Yeah, with the white coach, 1017 01:23:16.640 --> 01:23:21.560 you know that this is my student in training. It's a real student, 1018 01:23:21.600 --> 01:23:31.239 All right, what's Yeah, that's a wild second grade. But that's a 1019 01:23:31.399 --> 01:23:35.960 wild skill to have under your trade. Like imagine when she gets older, 1020 01:23:36.119 --> 01:23:39.760 like Nigga macin on it and she's just like, yeah, I've been watching 1021 01:23:40.600 --> 01:23:47.119 seven that's a weird flex told you. Yeah. Yeah. The police definitely 1022 01:23:47.159 --> 01:23:50.399 said don't share it, don't screenshot it, and don't send it. When 1023 01:23:50.399 --> 01:23:54.520 they put out the little press release thing, they made it very clear not 1024 01:23:54.640 --> 01:23:57.880 to do any of that. Oh well, everybody else all shared on Facebook. 1025 01:23:57.880 --> 01:24:00.079 I hope they get y'all right here. They definitely said don't. I 1026 01:24:00.560 --> 01:24:04.159 that was just common says. So that's why I literally only chose this picture. 1027 01:24:04.239 --> 01:24:09.359 Yeah, get your niggas right the fuck out of it all. Y'all 1028 01:24:09.439 --> 01:24:15.159 need to go somewhere off my timeline for short, but off the streets even 1029 01:24:15.239 --> 01:24:23.560 better. I'm gonna use biggers now, funky ass bed whenches. Yeah, 1030 01:24:23.640 --> 01:24:32.880 but I was like, this motherfucker really had her seven year old like just 1031 01:24:33.119 --> 01:24:38.319 out here, just bro. That is, she probably wanted to watch Saturday 1032 01:24:38.359 --> 01:24:49.399 morning cartoons and you got somebody else garfield in her face too. Party. 1033 01:24:50.600 --> 01:24:58.199 We're ready to party. We're ready. I hope you bring lots of speakers. 1034 01:24:58.359 --> 01:25:03.399 She actually didn't looking at Joe Ass. Kayler, you ain't hear that 1035 01:25:03.520 --> 01:25:08.039 lyric. I hope she can bring lists of spaghetti. Shut up, y'all 1036 01:25:08.039 --> 01:25:14.199 are Chinese food eating? Ass? Damn, I thought we got pasted earlier 1037 01:25:14.439 --> 01:25:20.880 in the show. Why you take that out? All? We appreciate you 1038 01:25:21.239 --> 01:25:26.399 be a great provider. Yeah, but Joe Ass last night, shut up. 1039 01:25:29.279 --> 01:25:32.399 The gold containers was done? Man, what you're getting on? I 1040 01:25:32.439 --> 01:25:38.760 can play what I had? Yeah, I'm sad, but I wanted the 1041 01:25:38.840 --> 01:25:43.880 compartments because it was like different. No. No, that's how you know. 1042 01:25:43.960 --> 01:25:46.039 I was drunk as because it was beans touching my doritos and ship and 1043 01:25:46.079 --> 01:25:48.520 I was all right with it. You know, I hate song. That's 1044 01:25:48.520 --> 01:25:53.279 why I don't like corn th tears. I know. That's why don't get 1045 01:25:53.319 --> 01:26:00.920 some flower. Yeah, but please don't have you know, your minor children 1046 01:26:00.000 --> 01:26:08.720 out here watching wax and things. Please allow wax you. If you show 1047 01:26:08.800 --> 01:26:13.199 up and they're working that day, then just don't get your Gucci wax that 1048 01:26:13.319 --> 01:26:16.319 day. Maybe you need to figure out on your own that day. But 1049 01:26:16.479 --> 01:26:19.840 you have people, they were like, will they be training kids how to 1050 01:26:20.359 --> 01:26:29.439 how to shoot and kill people? Young? I'm like bro. The comparisons, 1051 01:26:30.920 --> 01:26:33.720 yes, and why you know, while we're on the topic of like 1052 01:26:34.359 --> 01:26:39.159 dumb ass comparisons, we can go ahead and transition this into Usher's Super Bowl 1053 01:26:39.239 --> 01:26:45.239 performance. Okay, wait, let's just accept the fact that Usher is a 1054 01:26:45.319 --> 01:26:55.039 minute Okay, yeah, you know what Lakwanda did bring up a point that's 1055 01:26:55.319 --> 01:26:58.960 that's what makes it even worse. Said, I'm not trying to be funny, 1056 01:26:59.000 --> 01:27:00.520 but the way they have to touch and move your click out the way 1057 01:27:00.560 --> 01:27:05.279 when you get waxed, this is deplorable. Are up close in personal? 1058 01:27:08.720 --> 01:27:14.399 You know what? Now, Wow, I heard they don't move well. 1059 01:27:14.720 --> 01:27:16.760 One thing that I can say is not every wax take is good at that. 1060 01:27:17.279 --> 01:27:20.399 I have to actually be vocal to make sure that they are actually you 1061 01:27:20.479 --> 01:27:25.079 know, parting things and moving it the way that they're supposed to. Because 1062 01:27:25.239 --> 01:27:27.880 like hair don't just growing outer lip. You know what I'm saying. You 1063 01:27:27.920 --> 01:27:30.159 got like the little strip, it's like, so this is a lip and 1064 01:27:30.199 --> 01:27:32.960 then it's like you got a party a little bit because it's like little little 1065 01:27:33.000 --> 01:27:36.520 hairs poke out there. But I told y'all the reason why I loved to 1066 01:27:36.640 --> 01:27:40.920 Dona so much was because I didn't have to tell her not to leave the 1067 01:27:40.960 --> 01:27:47.000 little Hitler mustache at the bottom of my ass. No, every every hair 1068 01:27:47.159 --> 01:27:50.760 must go. Every hair has to be gone. That's the way I get 1069 01:27:51.800 --> 01:27:56.239 I get close because I try to get ahead. I say, keim mirror 1070 01:27:57.520 --> 01:28:00.199 and then show up like if it's something like she mean little blue tweets and 1071 01:28:00.520 --> 01:28:08.039 yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, you don't do it. If you're 1072 01:28:08.079 --> 01:28:19.800 gonna do it doing I get it all. There's no you just a sick 1073 01:28:19.920 --> 01:28:25.000 person. How am I sick person? Because I don't want that little Michael 1074 01:28:25.039 --> 01:28:38.359 Jordan's square under my ass. I don't want to go home. It's because 1075 01:28:38.399 --> 01:28:47.600 I immediately I hate that. I am a visual person. I know. 1076 01:28:49.159 --> 01:28:59.279 No, No, I do not. Might be out here and I think 1077 01:28:59.359 --> 01:29:01.680 that, but I'm with movies, but I have my only fans. I 1078 01:29:01.760 --> 01:29:04.000 have to spread. Nobody would be like, hey, bro, you see 1079 01:29:04.079 --> 01:29:08.840 that. Like, No, I do not want five o'clock shadow at the 1080 01:29:08.880 --> 01:29:14.000 bottom of No, get it off, snatch it off. That's what I'm 1081 01:29:14.079 --> 01:29:19.680 paying you for. No, I don't trust what process. I still don't 1082 01:29:19.680 --> 01:29:25.039 trust it because I don't want like I just feel like I watched too many 1083 01:29:25.119 --> 01:29:30.520 superhero movies and just picturing like Superman. Just imagine Superman. Just laser eye 1084 01:29:30.600 --> 01:29:36.479 and your ship and shit go wrong. I'm good on that growing. I 1085 01:29:36.560 --> 01:29:39.880 don't really grow hair like that in the first place, which is why it 1086 01:29:39.920 --> 01:29:44.319 takes me so long in between waxes. So okay, Now my shit not 1087 01:29:44.479 --> 01:29:49.800 nappy like Anthony Hamilton, but you know how his shit don't. Not the 1088 01:29:49.960 --> 01:29:55.079 patchy coochie I got alopecia, pussy y'all. You know what, that's actually 1089 01:29:55.119 --> 01:29:58.520 what that's actually what's supposed to happen when you get when you get I got 1090 01:29:58.560 --> 01:30:01.600 alopecia, pussy sh grow all away. It does start to happen like that 1091 01:30:05.439 --> 01:30:13.479 all allowed. Alopicia puts it all allowed. So yes, I didn't make 1092 01:30:13.680 --> 01:30:26.479 man God time in the story to tell up, Yo, Vagina looks like 1093 01:30:26.640 --> 01:30:38.199 Charlotte. No, but I just I've I've never been able to like have 1094 01:30:38.359 --> 01:30:40.960 women that like they grow a lot of hair under their arms, like their 1095 01:30:41.039 --> 01:30:44.760 legs be real hairy and ship like I can literally like I can go probably 1096 01:30:44.840 --> 01:30:47.000 two years without even touching my Like, I just I'm not a really hairy 1097 01:30:47.079 --> 01:30:53.000 person like that. And it's like the amount of coochy hair that does come 1098 01:30:53.039 --> 01:30:55.840 it's like it's enough to be like it's noticeable and it's like, Okay, 1099 01:30:56.319 --> 01:31:00.560 this ship just looks stupid. But you know, I'm and when I was 1100 01:31:00.640 --> 01:31:03.239 younger, I used to feel a way because I don't know if y'all remember 1101 01:31:03.279 --> 01:31:05.439 back in the day, like they used to have like you can go out 1102 01:31:05.439 --> 01:31:09.640 and like point out the little designs that you wanted and ship. I was 1103 01:31:09.760 --> 01:31:13.279 never able to do that. I couldn't get like the little Bermuda triangle or 1104 01:31:13.359 --> 01:31:15.000 you know, the little the land and shrip. I can never do no 1105 01:31:15.079 --> 01:31:19.399 shit like that because I've never had full hair to be able to do that. 1106 01:31:21.600 --> 01:31:26.319 And I just was like, I want it all gone. So yeah, 1107 01:31:26.680 --> 01:31:29.039 I just stayed with it all gone. It looked like under one neck 1108 01:31:29.119 --> 01:31:36.239 right there, look turn ahead to the god, it's just my hair just 1109 01:31:36.359 --> 01:31:43.520 soften. That's that is not how you're supposed to be, you know. 1110 01:31:43.680 --> 01:31:50.359 Similar to your cousin, I talk your I said, under because you can 1111 01:31:50.439 --> 01:31:55.760 see like you can see too much skin, like it's just it's not a 1112 01:31:55.880 --> 01:32:00.199 lot of you know, so but just before you is basically what she's saying. 1113 01:32:00.800 --> 01:32:04.640 But because when you getting lined up, is nothing gone on the chair 1114 01:32:09.760 --> 01:32:15.439 something like you want to go home, but I care you can't wait wait 1115 01:32:15.600 --> 01:32:20.319 that's not that's not going out like that. Right, you're right, You're 1116 01:32:20.399 --> 01:32:25.119 right. I see that my bad people. Thank you, thank you very 1117 01:32:25.199 --> 01:32:27.840 much. I was gonna look back down in a minute. Give me time, 1118 01:32:28.960 --> 01:32:33.159 no time. It's right where you finishing? We know you. You're 1119 01:32:33.159 --> 01:32:36.199 not even changing in the description. Can I do it one step at a 1120 01:32:36.279 --> 01:32:44.119 time? I don't know, man, there are two parts to it because 1121 01:32:44.359 --> 01:32:49.520 it doesn't match up the same when you do it. Damn all right, 1122 01:32:49.560 --> 01:32:58.439 we trust you, Uncle Ben. Appreciate it's funny because you know t I 1123 01:32:58.560 --> 01:33:02.199 songs just doing much up. I feel like that's how tone is. That's 1124 01:33:02.279 --> 01:33:09.920 on my page. I love that song. I feel like you don't get 1125 01:33:10.000 --> 01:33:18.399 enough credit. No, what happened bad? You see everything on his website 1126 01:33:18.439 --> 01:33:25.600 is twenty mm hmm. That's say something about that. You nigga socks for 1127 01:33:25.680 --> 01:33:29.880 two hundred dollars, right, I mean gotta get how you live sometimes, 1128 01:33:30.520 --> 01:33:33.880 Hey, niggas paid the two hundred dollars. That's not his fault. I 1129 01:33:34.000 --> 01:33:40.600 want to listen to the album. Okay, right after they pulled a little 1130 01:33:40.640 --> 01:33:47.680 bit, you ever get because I don't see it? What are you looking 1131 01:33:47.720 --> 01:33:55.439 for? It'sful? I think it wouldn't let me download it, but I 1132 01:33:55.479 --> 01:33:59.319 got you. I think it would let me down. Don't download it again. 1133 01:33:59.359 --> 01:34:03.000 I can finish it. To do that because Twitter, because my mind 1134 01:34:03.079 --> 01:34:08.079 is oh, I see but yeah, your body's like, oh, we're 1135 01:34:08.159 --> 01:34:15.479 back. We took a break, but we're back. Baby. He's got 1136 01:34:15.520 --> 01:34:23.199 worse. When I got home. That the worst video down. Yeah, 1137 01:34:23.279 --> 01:34:30.039 I'm curious. Taste like something along the line, Yeah, something like that. 1138 01:34:32.000 --> 01:34:39.279 You one of them sounds good. I'm already down. What are you 1139 01:34:39.279 --> 01:34:47.640 talking about here? You hear what he said. It tastes so good. 1140 01:34:47.760 --> 01:34:54.079 See, that's why he can't argue doing the Hall waffle house experience, like 1141 01:34:54.279 --> 01:34:57.000 you know, do you just be getting bored and you just be trying to 1142 01:34:59.399 --> 01:35:04.479 I don't know. I just sat there. I was like my sisters, 1143 01:35:09.239 --> 01:35:16.359 sister, baby, okay, I feel like I'm so I'm about to send 1144 01:35:16.439 --> 01:35:21.600 this this video to Tom because he couldn't get it to go. Let him 1145 01:35:21.640 --> 01:35:29.359 smoke. Why he didn't tell me? Tell you what I was asking. 1146 01:35:29.640 --> 01:35:31.079 Why he didn't tell me I didn't let him down on the video would have 1147 01:35:31.119 --> 01:35:36.119 been said because there was so many that I got to that problem. But 1148 01:35:36.199 --> 01:35:40.159 I remember that now you said that. I remember I couldn't download it, 1149 01:35:42.319 --> 01:35:48.119 and Keth threw me off that picture. Keep throwing that's funny. You need 1150 01:35:48.199 --> 01:35:53.640 to take that well. Serena has been like I was talking to Serena and 1151 01:35:54.119 --> 01:36:00.159 without even realizing that you're doing a hand like what you're doing, I was 1152 01:36:00.199 --> 01:36:10.960 like, howe bro Like just like that girl did the the Dick review. 1153 01:36:12.279 --> 01:36:17.359 It's there's too many people taking dog sauce because it is tight. It's a 1154 01:36:17.560 --> 01:36:24.680 nigga who here prostitutes the only talking about him like you got George Jefferson pussy 1155 01:36:25.960 --> 01:36:31.359 we're moving on uh nappy dug out. Yeah, And and it's funny because 1156 01:36:31.359 --> 01:36:32.840 like, baby, it's not baby. He was in. He was like, 1157 01:36:33.119 --> 01:36:35.920 he was like, I don't mind. You haven't yellow here. He 1158 01:36:36.000 --> 01:36:41.439 was like, it ain't like your ship, like you know, you ain't 1159 01:36:41.439 --> 01:36:44.880 got yeah he was, he was. He was like, he was like, 1160 01:36:45.279 --> 01:36:46.439 he was like, you ain't got that jungle boogie like your hair. 1161 01:36:46.520 --> 01:36:55.880 Actually, Saw said, I'm naturally hairy. I gotta stay on top of 1162 01:36:55.920 --> 01:37:02.359 it where I'm gonna have a bush bush baby like, and I don't like, 1163 01:37:03.239 --> 01:37:11.079 I don't push my kids to do anything like you know, they handle 1164 01:37:11.119 --> 01:37:17.319 ship how they see fit. But we just she likes him, brok about 1165 01:37:19.399 --> 01:37:30.680 she just fucking yes, just living life, learning from you. Ye this 1166 01:37:30.760 --> 01:37:35.840 year you gotta yeah. I love life, life as it lived, life 1167 01:37:35.920 --> 01:37:42.039 as it comes with you. That you, I mean, how how damaging 1168 01:37:42.079 --> 01:37:45.640 could she be doing right now? That's along side you can't do that bad 1169 01:37:46.119 --> 01:37:57.960 as you feel before you You're still out here doing bullshit. I'm not that's 1170 01:37:58.199 --> 01:38:04.720 bullshit if I ever fu heard it, because she actually been super calm and 1171 01:38:06.880 --> 01:38:15.479 don't defend. I'm serious, not like not as mad as we That's what 1172 01:38:15.520 --> 01:38:17.560 I'm going to say. It's not that she ain't been on bullshit. She 1173 01:38:17.640 --> 01:38:21.239 ain't been on team with her bullshit. She's still a good three or four 1174 01:38:21.359 --> 01:38:27.640 out here. Do you do you not read her face? Zero? It's 1175 01:38:27.680 --> 01:38:31.119 never Do you see how she robbed people up and then call them stupid? 1176 01:38:31.439 --> 01:38:38.079 She does? You're real good. I don't know what happen. I don't 1177 01:38:38.119 --> 01:38:41.319 know what happened in the past week. And every time I loged into my 1178 01:38:41.560 --> 01:38:45.399 my Facebook at work, you ribbed somebody up and call them stupid from being 1179 01:38:45.520 --> 01:38:50.279 riled up. You explain that you be rolling people up. How do I 1180 01:38:50.399 --> 01:38:56.279 rib people? Didn't call them stupid? But being controversial and then you call 1181 01:38:56.359 --> 01:38:59.760 them stupid for the answer they put in there, so you you call them 1182 01:39:01.000 --> 01:39:04.640 you did turn around to make another stack, calling whoever made something stupid on 1183 01:39:04.760 --> 01:39:09.239 that stat stupid, which causes somebody else to come into the common and say 1184 01:39:09.319 --> 01:39:14.680 something stupid. Now we just got a long line of stupid. You know, 1185 01:39:15.279 --> 01:39:18.039 I call people stupid from jump based off the ship that I've seen, 1186 01:39:18.359 --> 01:39:24.880 and then someone will do something stupid in that comment. It's a daisy chain 1187 01:39:24.960 --> 01:39:31.319 of stupidity. I do not cause it. I see it, I see 1188 01:39:31.399 --> 01:39:35.399 it, and I comment on it. So sometimes let stupid be where stupid 1189 01:39:35.560 --> 01:39:38.960 is. So, like we were saying, as far as with you know, 1190 01:39:39.279 --> 01:39:44.840 transitioning to the Super Bowl, now with Usher, you saw a lot 1191 01:39:44.960 --> 01:39:51.000 of you saw a lot of bullshit about Usher and at last and their performance 1192 01:39:53.000 --> 01:39:59.359 because of what so a lot of people, especially men, were upset about 1193 01:40:00.439 --> 01:40:04.600 Usher, you know, going behind Alicia Keys on the performance of My Boo 1194 01:40:04.760 --> 01:40:11.359 where she's the fucking love infrance of the bro' don't rock my girl, I 1195 01:40:11.399 --> 01:40:17.239 don't do that. He was holding her so ever lovingly. Br But here's 1196 01:40:17.479 --> 01:40:24.560 but here's my thing. You had so many people making stupid ass fucking comparisons 1197 01:40:24.840 --> 01:40:30.920 right, Like you are really sitting here and trying to compare Keisha in the 1198 01:40:30.000 --> 01:40:35.199 fucking call center as spectrum getting rubbed up on by some random ass de boy 1199 01:40:35.319 --> 01:40:42.520 in truth to motherfucking performers on a stage. That is not the same ship 1200 01:40:42.840 --> 01:40:45.920 to him? How is it not? Who is to him? Whoever made 1201 01:40:45.960 --> 01:40:54.359 the comments? Look, who ever felt that a because the fact that I 1202 01:40:54.479 --> 01:40:59.359 know Keisha's that spectrum and at work, did he say, like, is 1203 01:40:59.720 --> 01:41:01.600 she rubbed on in truth? Or did she get rubbed on that work? 1204 01:41:03.479 --> 01:41:08.039 Because if she got rubbed on in truth, that's a different argument that the 1205 01:41:08.159 --> 01:41:12.640 gotta have. But if Keisha was at her desk and folks walked out behind 1206 01:41:12.680 --> 01:41:15.960 her and one of those get your hands off, my bitch, either your 1207 01:41:16.119 --> 01:41:20.399 job is to be on the other side of the building, take your phone 1208 01:41:20.479 --> 01:41:26.279 call. Why are you rubbing my lady's shoulder, even if it's at work 1209 01:41:26.800 --> 01:41:30.159 or in truth the way it goes, you were not going to be able 1210 01:41:30.199 --> 01:41:34.319 to make this comparison. That is like me, right, can we still 1211 01:41:34.319 --> 01:41:39.000 say the minute though? That's a fact? Well, usher is a minute 1212 01:41:39.119 --> 01:41:42.319 just because of the whole fucking the disclaimer before the show, this is a 1213 01:41:42.680 --> 01:41:45.319 corner. It was like, yeah, I'm breaking up relationship because as soon 1214 01:41:45.359 --> 01:41:57.439 as I read it, I was like, poor Darius was already right. 1215 01:42:00.119 --> 01:42:03.520 This is Parmer's baby daddy, Like ray J is always Brandy's brother. This 1216 01:42:03.640 --> 01:42:08.439 is what he is. That nigga was light skin and unstable. And then 1217 01:42:08.479 --> 01:42:11.039 you know, I know all about that. It depends on what what age 1218 01:42:11.079 --> 01:42:14.720 group you come from, because the younger generation no reality, right Jack, 1219 01:42:15.399 --> 01:42:20.600 Kiky Palmer baby daddy reminds me of my ex where where when Kiky Palmer, 1220 01:42:20.920 --> 01:42:26.800 you know, popped out. They popped out, came you know with the 1221 01:42:26.840 --> 01:42:29.439 baby and ship, you know, put a little weight on and ship, 1222 01:42:29.840 --> 01:42:31.840 and then it was like all of a sudden, bro had a problem. 1223 01:42:33.520 --> 01:42:36.800 That's how I felt when this nigga had a problem with me going out, 1224 01:42:38.680 --> 01:42:40.439 Like, well, you didn't used to go out, bitch. I was 1225 01:42:40.479 --> 01:42:45.960 on house arrest. I literally couldn't leave the supposed to go out the most 1226 01:42:45.720 --> 01:42:51.079 like a nigga, I have a fucking electronic monitor on my ankle that prevents 1227 01:42:51.159 --> 01:42:56.159 me from doing the things that I wanted to do. That that stupid nigga, 1228 01:42:56.199 --> 01:43:00.039 because you've been forced to stay in this house legally, but was like 1229 01:43:00.960 --> 01:43:09.920 you changed, nigga, I can go outside now. But yeah, that 1230 01:43:11.600 --> 01:43:14.880 but that ship is why because it's like but then you have a lot of 1231 01:43:15.000 --> 01:43:17.479 niggas who are making these comments about oh men, no, the devil's out 1232 01:43:17.479 --> 01:43:19.960 of park, even though the performance like, man, don't do this, 1233 01:43:20.359 --> 01:43:25.039 like you're the same niggas They go to strip clubs to get lap dancers from 1234 01:43:25.079 --> 01:43:28.159 a bitch who's at work, but you don't take it personal because she is 1235 01:43:28.239 --> 01:43:35.079 at work. Tom told me that that's like me. That's like me trying 1236 01:43:35.159 --> 01:43:39.359 to make the comparison to say, my nigga going to a strip club, 1237 01:43:40.000 --> 01:43:45.359 it's the same as him being in a hotel room with his coworker dancing with 1238 01:43:45.479 --> 01:43:53.479 her titties out for him, that's not the same fucking thing. Sing dance 1239 01:43:53.560 --> 01:43:57.199 in the corner of this dark strip club. It's not you on stage in 1240 01:43:57.279 --> 01:44:03.760 front of millions and millions of people letting Mister Raymond, who got on the 1241 01:44:03.840 --> 01:44:10.920 fucking half halftop this forgot on the crop talk work. It is work. 1242 01:44:11.920 --> 01:44:19.239 He was dressed, Get your hands off my woman. Man off took half 1243 01:44:19.399 --> 01:44:25.479 naked half like, bro, you are you are kissing? You are kissing 1244 01:44:25.560 --> 01:44:28.159 me on the lips to say, Babe, I'm going out to have a 1245 01:44:28.279 --> 01:44:31.800 night with the fellas, and then you were going and taking a president and 1246 01:44:32.000 --> 01:44:39.000 rubbing it between this young lady's legs because it's just work. And I'm okay 1247 01:44:39.119 --> 01:44:43.640 with that because he you know, the whole question is why you not coming 1248 01:44:43.720 --> 01:44:46.600 speaking of you? And because I don't like his strengths. If it's just 1249 01:44:47.399 --> 01:44:58.880 bouncing his head, definite work, hand off her fake and got up and 1250 01:44:58.920 --> 01:45:06.279 then swapping as he walked away. It's entertainment. Usher needs to be married 1251 01:45:06.399 --> 01:45:12.680 people. Many people aren't see He said, well, it should be all 1252 01:45:12.800 --> 01:45:15.880 based on what your man deems respectable or not. And her Man made a 1253 01:45:15.920 --> 01:45:19.319 statement that he didn't give a fun So why is everybody writing things, Well, 1254 01:45:19.399 --> 01:45:33.720 I'm a podcast, give it was so fun You just society, we 1255 01:45:33.840 --> 01:45:40.079 don't care it's funny to us. Because now I just pointed out that people's 1256 01:45:40.119 --> 01:45:43.800 fucking logic is stupid because I'm going to see in the minute. And then 1257 01:45:44.159 --> 01:45:46.600 the dumbest post somebody was Usher would never do that to Beyonce, and I 1258 01:45:46.720 --> 01:45:53.960 was like, you don't know, happened like multiple times. Usher probably had 1259 01:45:54.039 --> 01:46:00.319 his hands all over mister Carter's look. Look, I I remember them skin 1260 01:46:00.520 --> 01:46:08.239 tight dresses. When they had asked Terrence Howard faced Magic Johnson, they did 1261 01:46:09.279 --> 01:46:15.079 whoever magic? Michelle did her? Bogy did her so wrong? Why ain't 1262 01:46:15.079 --> 01:46:20.800 your magic? Magic is magical? They couldn't find their third find. Terrence 1263 01:46:20.920 --> 01:46:29.600 Howard looked like he was ready to risk it. He always looked like he 1264 01:46:29.800 --> 01:46:38.760 looked shady, just all with, man, you can't be popping that mind. 1265 01:46:39.159 --> 01:46:43.119 Get you get that mind. Man, I'm gonna tell you all about 1266 01:46:43.159 --> 01:46:45.319 this, HU, but I bring this up all the time. How we 1267 01:46:45.439 --> 01:46:50.159 look at like the old school Janet Jackson, Like if my nigga got invited 1268 01:46:50.239 --> 01:46:53.560 on stage by Jannet for that, he was like, no, man, 1269 01:46:53.640 --> 01:46:59.840 my girl here. I'm like, I took his place. Can I take 1270 01:47:00.439 --> 01:47:09.399 miss Jackson? If you're nasty? Called me like I was building this ship, 1271 01:47:09.800 --> 01:47:12.399 like, bro, I just I don't know. I do. I 1272 01:47:12.520 --> 01:47:19.960 feel like in certain circumstances, people really have the expectations of a fucking wet 1273 01:47:20.079 --> 01:47:30.079 napkin. Like what the fuck do y'all even be talking about? Watching the 1274 01:47:30.119 --> 01:47:34.359 clip again? He whatever he was doing, he not wrong for doing. 1275 01:47:35.319 --> 01:47:39.359 Because when she stood up from behind that motherfucker piano, I was like, 1276 01:47:39.479 --> 01:47:44.000 yes, ma'am, look yes, motherfucking man. I don't know if you 1277 01:47:44.079 --> 01:47:47.800 ever watched Empire, but Juicy Smole a whole character was gay, right, 1278 01:47:48.600 --> 01:47:56.119 he had sex with her character. He not wrong. He built like God 1279 01:47:56.239 --> 01:48:00.079 damn, I like this like sce crustable. Yeah, I feel like that 1280 01:48:00.239 --> 01:48:08.039 with his bro really right now, let me see this finally sent I was 1281 01:48:08.079 --> 01:48:11.359 in the studio, so it's being weird. They came over here. What 1282 01:48:11.560 --> 01:48:15.840 you I just connected to it. That's my job. Tom has to be 1283 01:48:16.039 --> 01:48:23.439 a minister society. I don't say that, Oh there you go. This 1284 01:48:23.560 --> 01:48:30.119 is wild. I don't even down this. I said. I never knew 1285 01:48:30.159 --> 01:48:34.199 a keys was kicked up like that. Ya. It was late. That's 1286 01:48:34.199 --> 01:48:38.680 why he left. That's why he the reason why he left his wife. 1287 01:48:39.439 --> 01:48:45.319 You know, it's it's funny because squeeze niggas falling like the is the worst 1288 01:48:45.399 --> 01:48:54.319 person going sometimes on the screen. Now, yes, so this is going 1289 01:48:54.359 --> 01:48:56.720 back. I had to get the video. But remember when I was telling 1290 01:48:56.800 --> 01:49:00.039 y'all, like, I was talking all about how I'm not now yeah, 1291 01:49:01.199 --> 01:49:05.920 how I was. I don't get a lot of hair. But then I 1292 01:49:06.000 --> 01:49:11.560 saw this video on Twitter and this shit was just this is wild. Finished 1293 01:49:12.000 --> 01:49:15.079 with an old head and he does not like it bald. So I had 1294 01:49:15.119 --> 01:49:18.319 to go quickly to Amazon and get myself a poope. It's a to pay 1295 01:49:18.399 --> 01:49:23.199 for the pussey. Anyways, I'm getting myself ready. I said, if 1296 01:49:23.199 --> 01:49:25.279 I'm gonna wear a unit, i'm my vagina. I'm gonna give her a 1297 01:49:25.399 --> 01:49:30.119 bus down. And I do not leave home without white pussy popping. So 1298 01:49:30.279 --> 01:49:33.119 I put one in real quick, and I don't know. It worked so 1299 01:49:33.279 --> 01:49:38.880 fast. I got so wet it sweated out my fucking bust down. Look 1300 01:49:38.920 --> 01:49:42.399 at this bitch. She looked crazy. He was downstairs, so I said, 1301 01:49:42.439 --> 01:49:45.239 okay, let's go. He's a old head, so he loved it. 1302 01:49:45.399 --> 01:49:46.479 He ate this shit up. Literally, he was like, this is 1303 01:49:46.520 --> 01:49:49.520 the best pussy I ever had. Anyways, I came home gave her a 1304 01:49:49.600 --> 01:49:53.000 quick washer shack because he I looked in the mirror and I'm like, yo, 1305 01:49:53.520 --> 01:49:55.800 I kind of like this. Look, what do you guys think? 1306 01:49:55.880 --> 01:50:01.039 Should I keep this unit? The fuck? I want you to understand something 1307 01:50:01.039 --> 01:50:09.560 that literally, this this a poope. This is you could never you can 1308 01:50:09.840 --> 01:50:17.560 never talk about me and getting to shouldn't have a chat. That was a 1309 01:50:17.640 --> 01:50:26.680 lady. She just mestened with an old man. Old man. Later that 1310 01:50:26.840 --> 01:50:30.319 was one of them, one of them who was not one of those. 1311 01:50:30.079 --> 01:50:43.279 Broe, stop your head because your ancient. Stop your head, Like, 1312 01:50:46.520 --> 01:50:53.159 I didn't you suggest the language. I didn't call anybody anything. Yeah, 1313 01:50:53.239 --> 01:51:00.520 let's just stay I didn't. I didn't use any derogatory names, just saying 1314 01:51:00.600 --> 01:51:04.159 nothing wrong. Just where you are. They can't cancel me. They can't. 1315 01:51:04.199 --> 01:51:11.439 Actually, I don't want to smoke with them. They own half the 1316 01:51:11.479 --> 01:51:15.680 auf of it. Gordon is over, She's like, wait what I said? 1317 01:51:15.720 --> 01:51:18.880 I want now? That was interesting, but I was so my mind 1318 01:51:19.000 --> 01:51:21.760 was already far gone, so I didn't even process that. I've heard a 1319 01:51:21.840 --> 01:51:28.239 lot of great reviews of the pill. You did you have? How convenient 1320 01:51:30.000 --> 01:51:35.319 I am. I'm a podcast owner. People talk about everything here. So 1321 01:51:35.439 --> 01:51:44.640 folks have talked about the pussy pill. What the hell does vibes carry the 1322 01:51:45.119 --> 01:51:48.279 pill? I feel like he was remember uh damon Waas used to be the 1323 01:51:48.359 --> 01:51:55.600 nigga with the koofie but the fingers, that's the vibe tones given just that's 1324 01:51:55.640 --> 01:52:03.039 a lot of people spinding on my post like that, and I'm wondering you 1325 01:52:03.119 --> 01:52:06.760 know about you heard about it. But while we are on the subject of 1326 01:52:06.840 --> 01:52:23.000 genitalia, these transitions is crazy every time, every time we were just we 1327 01:52:23.119 --> 01:52:40.840 weren't just talking about the love blow, but the way it moves Drake so 1328 01:52:43.640 --> 01:53:03.560 voluptuous crooner, Drake drop him helicoptering his penis. That's why I saw the 1329 01:53:03.640 --> 01:53:08.359 video video, yes, video, I told you he was helicopter in the 1330 01:53:08.399 --> 01:53:16.720 mother. It was just like really just you know, there were a lot 1331 01:53:16.800 --> 01:53:25.760 of mixed reviews on Drake's one time. Well there were mixed reviews because you 1332 01:53:25.880 --> 01:53:29.159 had our side and then there was, you know, the other side. 1333 01:53:30.439 --> 01:53:33.680 Now a lot of people were you know, I was one of the people 1334 01:53:33.760 --> 01:53:39.680 who I know, I called it then. It's funny because it was literally 1335 01:53:39.760 --> 01:53:44.439 it was almost two years to the day. But I have always said that 1336 01:53:44.600 --> 01:53:48.239 Drake just didn't give me heavy dick energy. So the length is there, 1337 01:53:48.439 --> 01:53:54.920 but Drake, it wasn't. It wasn't heavy, It wasn't thick. Yeah, 1338 01:53:55.000 --> 01:53:58.359 he like, so it wasn't. Girl. Now the length is there. 1339 01:53:59.199 --> 01:54:00.479 So when yeah, when you see the post, like when he was 1340 01:54:00.600 --> 01:54:03.439 like, uh, because it's long dick in the game, you know whatever, 1341 01:54:03.600 --> 01:54:08.920 Like he definitely he has some limp to it. It just it wasn't 1342 01:54:09.880 --> 01:54:15.119 girthy, and I wasn't disappointed by that because I've always said Drake does not 1343 01:54:15.359 --> 01:54:19.840 give me heavy dick energy, and I specifically said I was like, it's 1344 01:54:19.920 --> 01:54:24.880 just I really I think his dick is just like it's thin, Like it's 1345 01:54:25.000 --> 01:54:32.560 just like yeah, so yeah. But but I wasn't shocked or thrown off 1346 01:54:32.600 --> 01:54:35.159 by it at all. So it wasn't like something that I was like looking 1347 01:54:35.239 --> 01:54:40.800 forward to seeing him was like, damn, man, I'm disappointed. Like 1348 01:54:41.000 --> 01:54:45.560 it wasn't It wasn't a it wasn't a Nelly situation, and Nellie's dick wasn't 1349 01:54:45.560 --> 01:54:51.039 even small. Nelly had an average dick. It was just because of how 1350 01:54:51.279 --> 01:54:58.319 Nelly carries itself. I really thought that it was like I had a picture 1351 01:54:58.399 --> 01:55:01.640 in my head for it, and that picture wasn't it. That doesn't mean 1352 01:55:01.720 --> 01:55:05.359 that his dick was smaller inadequate, It's just it was like, oh, 1353 01:55:05.520 --> 01:55:09.560 damn, I just I knew for sure that this nigga was just you know, 1354 01:55:09.720 --> 01:55:15.319 Louisville and this motherfucker. But you know clearly it's it's doing a job 1355 01:55:15.319 --> 01:55:27.239 because Ashantis knocked up, so that's gonna be I mean, I've spun the 1356 01:55:27.319 --> 01:55:38.159 block to dick. That wasn't you know? It was it was. Yeah, 1357 01:55:38.840 --> 01:55:42.880 that that is really what created the whole like me being the captain planet 1358 01:55:42.920 --> 01:55:48.199 of recycling dick because I recycled a lot. Now I'm just I'm at a 1359 01:55:48.239 --> 01:55:50.520 nator. I don't give a fuck about body count. I am not one 1360 01:55:50.560 --> 01:55:55.520 of them people who was about to put up with shitty sex for the sake 1361 01:55:55.680 --> 01:56:00.720 of not adding a body. I will fuck you once and if I don't 1362 01:56:00.800 --> 01:56:02.199 like it, I will not fuck you again, and I do not care 1363 01:56:02.319 --> 01:56:06.000 what anybody has to say about it. Oh man, it was hitting quick 1364 01:56:06.079 --> 01:56:10.439 and she it sure wasn't you want to know why because I didn't like it. 1365 01:56:12.039 --> 01:56:15.720 So here's what it is. And then you end up getting these messages 1366 01:56:15.840 --> 01:56:20.439 like damn, you just say fucking with me? Huh. Those are always 1367 01:56:20.520 --> 01:56:29.720 funny. I want to say I could have went my entire life without seeing 1368 01:56:29.800 --> 01:56:36.399 Drake's styrofoam colored cock. Yep, his stick wasn't right. I'm like a 1369 01:56:36.439 --> 01:56:42.760 video man. His dick wasn't that bright, Which is funny because a lot 1370 01:56:42.920 --> 01:56:48.359 of well a lot of people have, like I talk about this all the 1371 01:56:48.399 --> 01:56:51.560 time, a lot of people have a misconception that like super bright men have 1372 01:56:51.720 --> 01:56:55.760 like really bright dicks, when that's usually the darkest part of their bodies, 1373 01:56:57.239 --> 01:57:03.720 the darkest part of their bodies, like bait that's not bait is like extremely 1374 01:57:03.960 --> 01:57:10.199 bright, but his dick is probably my color. And then nuts is like 1375 01:57:11.600 --> 01:57:21.840 chocolate, Like yeah, man, but how did we got here? But 1376 01:57:23.000 --> 01:57:30.399 while we are on the topic of BBC's you know, the crazy part about 1377 01:57:30.399 --> 01:57:34.680 it is as random as this show is. All this is pre structured by 1378 01:57:34.720 --> 01:57:40.800 that he how want y'all know that? Mm hm, don't be scarred. 1379 01:57:41.760 --> 01:57:45.840 Don't be scared. She's talking about the visual with scaring me. Trust me, 1380 01:57:46.239 --> 01:57:54.279 it's nothing to be afraid of. See Jesus giving me props. Transitions 1381 01:57:54.279 --> 01:58:00.479 are on point. See look at that. I can't. I don't see 1382 01:58:00.520 --> 01:58:06.920 that video? So what video about the BBC? Did you see me one 1383 01:58:06.920 --> 01:58:15.039 about that? I don't think you did. I did because you was over 1384 01:58:15.079 --> 01:58:23.239 there watching it. First of all. No, you were literally watching it 1385 01:58:23.359 --> 01:58:27.159 because you was like what the hell? No, it's the way it sounded 1386 01:58:28.880 --> 01:58:31.560 like, wait a minute, they watched it. Not there we go, 1387 01:58:31.720 --> 01:58:36.560 I see it now this well, why isn't I showing up on mine? 1388 01:58:36.600 --> 01:58:42.279 I can't see it on mine? What you are you looking at that one? 1389 01:58:42.960 --> 01:58:45.439 This one? No? That one? Yeah, yeah, I can't 1390 01:58:45.479 --> 01:59:04.479 see that on mine. I don't know why, but we're here that Oh 1391 01:59:05.600 --> 01:59:11.319 yeah, yeah, we got BBLS and they got BBC. So this is 1392 01:59:11.439 --> 01:59:16.920 him getting a fat transfer and that her penis enlargement. So I mean, 1393 01:59:17.039 --> 01:59:23.039 honestly, that's smart. I need to hit all my button. He mentally 1394 01:59:23.119 --> 01:59:36.600 checked out. Oh my, hold on, we just wanted to press the 1395 01:59:36.640 --> 01:59:40.319 button. That's all. You did what you were supposed to do. You 1396 01:59:40.439 --> 01:59:45.439 carry on to what you know? Oh my god, what is here? 1397 01:59:45.520 --> 01:59:48.600 I am quite I see nothing wrong with that. Oh my, I wonder 1398 01:59:48.720 --> 01:59:57.239 what the healing process is and how long can't get hard? I always had 1399 01:59:57.279 --> 01:59:59.760 to. I always get to pick ups. I guess talking and like gives 1400 01:59:59.800 --> 02:00:06.079 me hiccups. That gotta be what we if it worked. Get your ship 1401 02:00:06.159 --> 02:00:15.159 off, sir. So here's my thing, because again men like to try 1402 02:00:15.199 --> 02:00:20.319 to compare things, so they will say ship like, oh, well, 1403 02:00:20.680 --> 02:00:25.159 you know when we talk about stuff like this ship that y'all can change, 1404 02:00:25.239 --> 02:00:28.079 like, but y'all are you know y'all make comments about our dick. It 1405 02:00:28.119 --> 02:00:32.039 ain't nothing we can do there is y'all. Y'all don't pay for it, 1406 02:00:32.199 --> 02:00:38.560 and y'all choose not to you know, take those drastic measures. It's something 1407 02:00:38.600 --> 02:00:42.520 that can be changed. Y'all just don't do it. But then y'all make 1408 02:00:42.640 --> 02:00:45.880 women feel a way about their bodies, and then when they actually go have 1409 02:00:45.079 --> 02:00:48.479 the surgeries and ship, y'all still talking ship about it because now the ass 1410 02:00:48.600 --> 02:01:00.840 is fake and it's like I didn't that is so discussing. Yeah, I'm 1411 02:01:00.880 --> 02:01:04.600 not against I don't need it, but I would get it. We didn't 1412 02:01:04.600 --> 02:01:10.159 know if we don't even want of Look, we hear ship that we don't 1413 02:01:10.199 --> 02:01:15.279 want to hear about y'all all God damn time. So this is one time 1414 02:01:15.920 --> 02:01:18.520 y'all gonna hear that. I don't need that, but I'm not against getting 1415 02:01:18.600 --> 02:01:25.640 it though. Now, Bro, I've already been traumatized by your dick in 1416 02:01:25.720 --> 02:01:28.760 the worst way that you can traumatize my dick. I don't give it. 1417 02:01:29.119 --> 02:01:31.000 I don't, no, no, no, because even to hear this ship, 1418 02:01:31.079 --> 02:01:33.239 I don't give a fuck what I come in here and say. Every 1419 02:01:33.279 --> 02:01:36.159 week you have never had to see my pussy. I have to see your 1420 02:01:36.239 --> 02:01:39.600 dick on Twitter. So I don't want to hear ship that you got to 1421 02:01:39.640 --> 02:01:44.199 say about being traumatized because I was traumatized the worst out of this fucking room 1422 02:01:45.760 --> 02:01:51.760 and the first of all and the first of all Twitter because I edited my 1423 02:01:51.880 --> 02:01:59.880 nipples out so people didn't have to see it. Hey, here's my dick. 1424 02:02:00.199 --> 02:02:05.239 No, some who's mad at somebody yelse decided to drop all these news. 1425 02:02:05.319 --> 02:02:11.159 That's collateral damage and guess what, yes, and guess what. I 1426 02:02:11.239 --> 02:02:16.800 had strolled up on his and I But he always wants to talk about being 1427 02:02:16.880 --> 02:02:21.479 traumatized about what he has to hear. He hasn't. He hasn't, he 1428 02:02:21.640 --> 02:02:27.560 hasn't had to physically see anything. I had to actually see broke jump on 1429 02:02:27.720 --> 02:02:34.159 social media to him. I think somebody identified him right away like he wasn't 1430 02:02:35.079 --> 02:02:40.000 because he was like because it wasn't and it wasn't even for her. It 1431 02:02:40.159 --> 02:02:44.159 wasn't. It wasn't a thing like his face was in it, thank god. 1432 02:02:44.239 --> 02:02:51.319 And he just like sitting here smiling. The bitch who leaked it leaked 1433 02:02:51.359 --> 02:02:58.560 a bunch of people's ship. She was in her fields about some things because 1434 02:02:58.960 --> 02:03:11.039 said ton'd heads pod uncle, Oh my god, I caught a straight day 1435 02:03:12.039 --> 02:03:20.560 first of all, that sounds right. Give me one of them, bro 1436 02:03:23.880 --> 02:03:27.880 peach, please, I already got one. He might need another one, 1437 02:03:30.479 --> 02:03:34.359 didn't bother me actually went so, yeah, I just want to say that 1438 02:03:34.520 --> 02:03:40.680 while he while he always in here acting like he's so traumatized by conversations, 1439 02:03:41.079 --> 02:03:46.560 he ain't never had to see my shoes. I actually had to see who 1440 02:03:46.640 --> 02:03:50.520 choose to remember. I'll let it go. I don't think she's trying to 1441 02:03:50.560 --> 02:04:00.159 remember. Definitely brung it up. I just say I I'll just asked the 1442 02:04:00.279 --> 02:04:04.359 question if he wanted to get the dick bigger surgery or not. That's it. 1443 02:04:05.039 --> 02:04:08.920 How did we get to her seeing his dick on Twitter? I don't 1444 02:04:09.000 --> 02:04:18.159 know. Things got across somewhere. It's scary in here, people were it's 1445 02:04:18.199 --> 02:04:24.079 scary in here now and me was scrolling minding her business and it booms. 1446 02:04:25.680 --> 02:04:29.039 This is why I'm not on Twitter. Don'd don't be scrolling Twitter and be 1447 02:04:29.159 --> 02:04:38.760 like, oh, Beamie's coachy, Hey, thank you for being the responsible 1448 02:04:38.840 --> 02:04:47.000 moe in the group. Your dick has never hit anywhere. Yeah, we 1449 02:04:47.119 --> 02:04:53.199 appreciate that because I don't want to be scrolling nowhere and be like yo, 1450 02:04:59.760 --> 02:05:01.399 so you're not even safer. You know how you send people news and you 1451 02:05:02.560 --> 02:05:05.119 you you kind of depending on who you're sending it, so you don't put 1452 02:05:05.119 --> 02:05:08.720 your face in there, you just in the body parts. But now I's 1453 02:05:08.800 --> 02:05:11.520 like, damn, you could not have your face in there and somebody still 1454 02:05:11.560 --> 02:05:14.680 be like you No, that's I know who's that belong I can tell you 1455 02:05:14.760 --> 02:05:15.720 a story. You can take this off the screen to one. I can 1456 02:05:15.800 --> 02:05:24.680 tell you all the story. So, once upon a time there was a 1457 02:05:24.800 --> 02:05:31.640 chick that we used to talk to and she posted like she shared a guy's 1458 02:05:32.359 --> 02:05:40.319 you know, wenus and apparently like she had cropped it or whatever to I 1459 02:05:40.399 --> 02:05:44.159 guess make it look smaller than what it was. I don't know, because 1460 02:05:44.159 --> 02:05:48.399 I don't know about dick. One of the people who recognized his dick got 1461 02:05:48.520 --> 02:05:53.640 upset about it because she knew who the dick belonged to, even cropped, 1462 02:05:54.760 --> 02:06:06.199 and that created a whole beef like beef like but I just that made me 1463 02:06:06.279 --> 02:06:09.880 think, like, you line up a bunch of pictures, would you be 1464 02:06:09.920 --> 02:06:13.560 able to go, oh, yeah, that's such a yeah, I know 1465 02:06:13.680 --> 02:06:21.880 that one. That's it's an unnecessary skill most women. Like, let's say 1466 02:06:21.960 --> 02:06:25.439 it's a bunch of pictures scrambled up and you got baiting, it's not bait. 1467 02:06:25.479 --> 02:06:29.279 Would you be able to be like, yep, right there? That 1468 02:06:29.439 --> 02:06:36.039 before m because I I don't see Dixon's perfect is here like as far as 1469 02:06:36.119 --> 02:06:43.319 like I mean, like everything is a uniform tone like the just it literally 1470 02:06:43.439 --> 02:06:45.640 looks like God was just like, you know what, I got this from 1471 02:06:45.439 --> 02:06:49.000 m And if it was like a lineup, would I be able to go 1472 02:06:49.119 --> 02:06:59.720 okay hmm. But then there's like and then you got people like some people 1473 02:06:59.800 --> 02:07:01.720 like that got birthmark, so that guys like it's just you know, it 1474 02:07:02.319 --> 02:07:14.279 depends, but mm hmm. But we'll be in your mind and listen. 1475 02:07:15.640 --> 02:07:17.840 This should be helping you. We see your facebooks that you don't judge, 1476 02:07:17.920 --> 02:07:27.239 nobody mind. You sit there and you shut the funk up. I feel 1477 02:07:27.279 --> 02:07:34.880 like I feel like he's been pretty calm. It's been a little bit well 1478 02:07:35.039 --> 02:07:39.680 I have been because you know, Jelly been sick. But I'm not gonna 1479 02:07:39.720 --> 02:07:45.359 lie. I kind of went off the deep end last day. So exhausted 1480 02:07:45.159 --> 02:07:48.359 last week. I kind of like and I said, who did it? 1481 02:07:48.600 --> 02:07:59.359 And why we were having a good day? Tell you the one single good 1482 02:07:59.439 --> 02:08:11.319 days today, So y'all know that. Like I love Rampage Jackson. I 1483 02:08:11.520 --> 02:08:20.800 love Jackson. This video was just it's just so funny to me considering like 1484 02:08:20.920 --> 02:08:28.560 what we've been talking about to Sweeping here two big movies eighteen and don't laugh 1485 02:08:28.640 --> 02:08:31.319 when I tell you the name of this movie. It's called Midnight Meat Train. 1486 02:08:33.000 --> 02:08:37.000 You just couldn't turn down to Midnight. But doing that movie, though, 1487 02:08:37.039 --> 02:08:39.000 it was kind of degrading, like the worst thing in my life happened 1488 02:08:39.039 --> 02:08:43.039 to me, and that doing that movie, they were supposed to hang my 1489 02:08:43.119 --> 02:08:46.520 body from one of those meat hooks, right, so they had to plaster 1490 02:08:46.760 --> 02:08:50.680 my whole body to make a like a fake thing in my body. Got 1491 02:08:50.720 --> 02:08:52.560 it and the guys that were doing they asked me to wear a throng. 1492 02:08:52.640 --> 02:08:54.680 They tried to give me a throng and I said, I said no, 1493 02:08:54.880 --> 02:09:00.680 no that, I'll do a juckstrap. He said, except you sure, 1494 02:09:00.880 --> 02:09:03.000 Yeah, I'm an athlete. I went jockstrap. So they did it and 1495 02:09:03.119 --> 02:09:05.720 they almost got to fight with one of the guys because when he was plash 1496 02:09:05.800 --> 02:09:09.399 he had the plaster my butt. He smacked me and I don't even know 1497 02:09:09.479 --> 02:09:13.479 the right. I'm a grown ass man. You don't smack me on my 1498 02:09:13.600 --> 02:09:18.800 mother. I'm cheeks out And they pulled out and had in print of my 1499 02:09:20.319 --> 02:09:22.000 hold and I'm like, damn, I shular wall thrown. That's crazy. 1500 02:09:22.239 --> 02:09:30.279 It was full circle. How did he get to his butt? Like, 1501 02:09:30.399 --> 02:09:33.720 didn't just drip that open? It was Oh, it had to have dripped 1502 02:09:33.760 --> 02:09:43.239 down probably, who keep giving this man? Why keep talking? Like? 1503 02:09:43.479 --> 02:09:52.159 Who keep just what? Jack? I'm like, yes, what if he 1504 02:09:52.239 --> 02:09:54.000 ever agreed to be on the show, Bro, I would love it. 1505 02:09:54.880 --> 02:10:05.199 I would have a ball. Oh like that Nigga's hilarious. But midnight meat 1506 02:10:05.279 --> 02:10:13.359 chain that almost needs to be the name of this episode that'll be next week. 1507 02:10:13.600 --> 02:10:20.359 That's a wild Really, how you're celebrating tonight and am I invited? 1508 02:10:20.880 --> 02:10:24.640 You're not invited, but celebrate my I better not see your ass there. 1509 02:10:24.840 --> 02:10:28.560 You don't want to be around me, alcohol at me, ruin your name, 1510 02:10:28.000 --> 02:10:30.880 ruin my knight. If I look up, I see your glass faith? 1511 02:10:31.159 --> 02:10:39.680 Why do you always well? Then? I love red Pat It's hlarious. 1512 02:10:39.520 --> 02:10:46.479 But yeah, that nigga, I'm grown as man. It was like 1513 02:10:48.359 --> 02:10:58.600 they had to pull it out so people trying to put the past right and 1514 02:10:58.680 --> 02:11:03.039 people who was on the comments, they was like because they kind of like 1515 02:11:03.159 --> 02:11:05.720 how they throw it on. He could have thought that like Bro smacked his 1516 02:11:05.800 --> 02:11:09.840 ass because I'm like, if he's doing a plaster, he's smacking his ass. 1517 02:11:09.960 --> 02:11:13.359 It could that would be like a handprint. But yeah, but they 1518 02:11:13.399 --> 02:11:16.319 were saying like how something like how they throw it on like he probably could 1519 02:11:16.359 --> 02:11:39.239 have thought, but that ship. We're still on the topics of Dick's ladies 1520 02:11:39.279 --> 02:11:50.159 and gentlemen. But but plot twist we had, It's not just the normal 1521 02:11:50.279 --> 02:11:54.800 dick done. The most saucy thing I probably ever did was a makeup. 1522 02:11:54.840 --> 02:11:58.000 I think I was strapping her own when I was using my real and I 1523 02:11:58.079 --> 02:12:01.479 made her take a plan being morning when she thought I was a lesbian with 1524 02:12:01.520 --> 02:12:03.479 a strap on, But I really I'm a homophod and I got it. 1525 02:12:03.159 --> 02:12:09.680 Hey, yo, what the fuck? That's right? It is? That's 1526 02:12:09.800 --> 02:12:15.840 right. I don't care what that is very much rape. What if you 1527 02:12:16.159 --> 02:12:22.920 are doing anything other than what was discussed, like stealthy, that is rape. 1528 02:12:24.199 --> 02:12:28.199 So if you are taking the kind of off without them knowing that you 1529 02:12:28.279 --> 02:12:31.319 were taking the kind of off, that is also rape. Thank y'all. 1530 02:12:31.399 --> 02:12:35.920 Gotta be careful how you're moving out here. But yes, that is so 1531 02:12:35.199 --> 02:12:48.039 she thought I have. But well, for one, they have what are 1532 02:12:48.079 --> 02:12:52.159 called hollow strap ons. So even those who have a dick connected like so, 1533 02:12:52.359 --> 02:12:54.439 say you got a dicking and ship, maybe maybe it ain't it ain't 1534 02:12:54.479 --> 02:13:00.800 heavy. You can actually put your dick into the hollow gildo and strap on 1535 02:13:01.000 --> 02:13:05.760 to fun somebody with so all deal those aren't just like created equals. They 1536 02:13:05.840 --> 02:13:16.399 have hollow straps. M Yeah, and now you know but now you you 1537 02:13:16.479 --> 02:13:20.800 need to put the you need to put the more you know, but now 1538 02:13:20.880 --> 02:13:28.079 you is edumcated. Yeah, all the time you need to get the more 1539 02:13:28.159 --> 02:13:37.359 you know, we need to do the more you know. Yeah, through 1540 02:13:39.800 --> 02:13:46.600 No, but that's some crazy, crazy, crazy ship because like you know, 1541 02:13:46.880 --> 02:13:50.520 they exist, but you don't really hear from them a lot. I'm 1542 02:13:50.560 --> 02:13:54.840 still mad at everybody was going around since a year. Yeah, that that 1543 02:13:54.000 --> 02:13:56.880 had to be a bit like maybe she stole they man in high school or 1544 02:13:56.920 --> 02:14:01.359 some ship. What you mean you don't hear from like you want them to 1545 02:14:01.399 --> 02:14:05.119 send you postcards and just let you hey, we're still around, Like what's 1546 02:14:05.319 --> 02:14:18.000 wrong with what I'm saying? Because because because we said, well here, 1547 02:14:18.600 --> 02:14:22.760 because we don't hear from we We hear from everybody that's transitioning fully to the 1548 02:14:22.800 --> 02:14:28.920 other side, but we never hear anything from actual except what you want to 1549 02:14:28.960 --> 02:14:35.840 hand writtener. It's uh, it's Johnny from the harm community. Just you 1550 02:14:35.039 --> 02:14:39.880 know, just don't we let you know, we still want thinking to be 1551 02:14:39.960 --> 02:14:43.079 Johnny slash Jane if you're nasty, because I mean it taking you both. 1552 02:14:45.920 --> 02:14:50.359 But I'm just saying we we get you out. Okay. Now this is 1553 02:14:50.880 --> 02:14:56.520 this is going to be an l G B t Q. You know it 1554 02:14:56.680 --> 02:15:03.960 might be. It might be because because whatever, y'all, I'm not saying 1555 02:15:03.000 --> 02:15:07.000 anything. I'm just I'm just observing because you know, it's a lot of 1556 02:15:07.640 --> 02:15:11.720 I'm observing. It's a lot of ship that wine. We wanted to say. 1557 02:15:11.800 --> 02:15:16.359 But this is actually something that I'm gonna go out and say. We 1558 02:15:16.520 --> 02:15:22.039 have so many things where like people struggle with like gender identity and stuff like 1559 02:15:22.119 --> 02:15:24.279 that, but it's not her Methadites that are having any issue. And they 1560 02:15:24.840 --> 02:15:28.800 if they were confused, I can actually understand that because it's like damn man, 1561 02:15:28.920 --> 02:15:33.760 I can kind of go either way, you know, make the least 1562 02:15:33.840 --> 02:15:39.399 noise, because that's my point, not really bothering nobody. They're just like 1563 02:15:39.520 --> 02:15:43.239 hey, they was like, you know what, like, bro, you 1564 02:15:43.319 --> 02:15:48.600 know what, I kind of feel like that to me, that would be 1565 02:15:48.720 --> 02:15:50.439 really saying, like you know what, I'm gender food and it's like, 1566 02:15:50.479 --> 02:15:56.520 bro, you got both. I understand they are enjoyed. Sometimes sometimes they 1567 02:15:56.560 --> 02:15:58.760 don't like because it's like it's some day it's like, hey, bro, 1568 02:15:58.880 --> 02:16:01.439 it's ladies night, like he bro, I gotta pussy so technically, and 1569 02:16:01.560 --> 02:16:09.960 then sometimes it's like, you know, price before even so to avoid that 1570 02:16:09.319 --> 02:16:18.520 charge, just started tucking. I'm like talking talking your dick to avoid the 1571 02:16:18.640 --> 02:16:22.399 up charge to get into the club. Crazy. But then it's like depending 1572 02:16:22.439 --> 02:16:24.920 on how long. But I don't know because if they tuck it, does 1573 02:16:24.960 --> 02:16:30.079 it like go into like you know what I mean, Like you think they 1574 02:16:30.239 --> 02:16:33.360 just got a button on their hip. It's just the track. No, 1575 02:16:33.639 --> 02:16:39.399 what I'm saying is away. They have both and they're trying to tuckle. 1576 02:16:39.760 --> 02:16:43.280 But then it's like depending like what's on top, the pussy or the dick, 1577 02:16:43.680 --> 02:16:46.040 because if you're tuking the dick and the pussy is on the bottom, 1578 02:16:46.079 --> 02:16:52.600 it might go in there. I feel like, look like okay, like 1579 02:16:52.719 --> 02:17:01.440 a comparison like before and after video or maybe it's like then what's the diagram 1580 02:17:01.680 --> 02:17:09.959 for the parentheses overlapping each other? You know what I'm talking about. It's 1581 02:17:09.040 --> 02:17:15.520 not a being what is it called? You know what I'm talking about? 1582 02:17:16.639 --> 02:17:20.239 And their commonalities are in the middle. Thank you for tuning in this episode. 1583 02:17:20.600 --> 02:17:26.280 Yo, what is it called? We appreciate everyone that decided to to 1584 02:17:26.399 --> 02:17:31.000 be with us this evening. I can visualize it, but I can't. 1585 02:17:33.120 --> 02:17:37.520 I'm not you know, we really enjoyed this episode. You know what I'm 1586 02:17:37.600 --> 02:17:45.200 talking about. I don't think that's the name of it, but the circles 1587 02:17:45.280 --> 02:17:52.399 overlapping and the common in the middle. That is a hermaphrodite what I'm called? 1588 02:17:52.479 --> 02:17:58.440 You know what, smart, it's not a being diagram. Oh, 1589 02:17:58.639 --> 02:18:09.920 this has been done right right. The certainty with which he told you that 1590 02:18:09.040 --> 02:18:13.200 you were wrong. I mean I said it earlier and I think I was 1591 02:18:13.319 --> 02:18:18.680 right. They did before she googled, before she opened her phone. She's 1592 02:18:18.719 --> 02:18:20.840 like, you're mad, it's been diagram. But she had to look on 1593 02:18:20.920 --> 02:18:24.920 her face like shut the funk up. One had to get like shut the 1594 02:18:24.959 --> 02:18:28.159 fuck up one. But we just need to give me the visual proof that 1595 02:18:28.399 --> 02:18:31.280 way, you got it? You good. Should put that on the shirt. 1596 02:18:31.319 --> 02:18:37.760 I'm not her a diagram, shure. I don't know what my head 1597 02:18:37.840 --> 02:18:48.479 keeps saying, big diesel, mm hmmm. Two hours? What is your 1598 02:18:48.559 --> 02:19:01.920 own Jesus? So I think I think it's too much connvercition for them to 1599 02:19:01.040 --> 02:19:09.520 consume for the day you talk about. Yeah, so for telling my husband 1600 02:19:09.680 --> 02:19:13.120 if he fights for custody of his kids, I will divorce him. Oh, 1601 02:19:13.959 --> 02:19:18.440 I, twenty seven female, am the Hempley child free. I'm sterilized 1602 02:19:18.440 --> 02:19:22.040 and I have no intention of having or caring for any children. I married 1603 02:19:22.079 --> 02:19:24.440 my husband, thirty three male, last year and did not know he had 1604 02:19:24.479 --> 02:19:31.159 any children until five days ago. WHOA. I travel for work, work 1605 02:19:31.239 --> 02:19:35.440 for myself, and have amazing pay for very few active working hours. I'm 1606 02:19:35.479 --> 02:19:39.399 a honeymoon planner owning my own business. We have a joint account for bills 1607 02:19:39.680 --> 02:19:43.719 and our own separate accounts for savings and fun money, money, money, 1608 02:19:43.879 --> 02:19:48.399 shut out money. My husband sat me down five days ago and told me 1609 02:19:48.479 --> 02:19:52.319 that he hadn't been completely honest with me, and he revealed that he has 1610 02:19:52.399 --> 02:19:58.639 two children, ten male and seven female. He pays regular child support, 1611 02:19:58.760 --> 02:20:01.520 however it dipped into his fun money, and he wants to be able to 1612 02:20:01.559 --> 02:20:03.639 have fun like I am. So he said he would fight for fifty to 1613 02:20:03.680 --> 02:20:07.440 fifty custody. I was furious he had lied to me, and was even 1614 02:20:07.520 --> 02:20:11.479 more angry when he told me he wanted fifty to fifty custody. He works 1615 02:20:11.520 --> 02:20:15.799 twelve to sixteen hour shifts as a nurse, and that would mean that I 1616 02:20:15.840 --> 02:20:18.280 would have to take care of the children when I'm not working or is working 1617 02:20:18.360 --> 02:20:22.479 from home. I told him if he fights for custody, I will leave 1618 02:20:22.559 --> 02:20:24.399 him. We have a prenup, so my divorce would be pretty simple. 1619 02:20:24.799 --> 02:20:28.520 I get one hundred percent of my business, all of my savings and fun 1620 02:20:28.600 --> 02:20:33.639 money, and the house as I inherited it from my grandmother. He called 1621 02:20:33.680 --> 02:20:37.239 me an asshole and told me I should step up so he can have more 1622 02:20:37.319 --> 02:20:41.200 money in savings and have fun, and because the kids won't be too much 1623 02:20:41.239 --> 02:20:45.600 of a hassle due to their ages. So am I the asshole for telling 1624 02:20:45.680 --> 02:20:48.479 him I will divorce him if he goes through with filing for custody. Edit 1625 02:20:48.879 --> 02:20:52.680 thank you all so much for helping me with the situation. I knew his 1626 02:20:52.799 --> 02:20:56.520 lines were enough of a reason to divorce, and I'm proud to announce soon 1627 02:20:56.639 --> 02:21:01.520 to be ex I just didn't know if divorce him with kids would make me 1628 02:21:01.639 --> 02:21:05.760 the asshole, especially because he works so much. He has since vacated for 1629 02:21:05.879 --> 02:21:09.319 my house. I've spoken to a lawyer and in filing for an annulment. 1630 02:21:09.719 --> 02:21:13.799 I can because he married me in the act of fraud. The AMA protects 1631 02:21:13.879 --> 02:21:18.319 me if it was a fraudulent marriage. Thank you all once again, bro. 1632 02:21:18.799 --> 02:21:22.280 And that's exactly what I was about to say. I'm like, no, 1633 02:21:22.479 --> 02:21:24.879 actually, you're not because he lied to you, and so therefore you 1634 02:21:26.000 --> 02:21:37.879 can seventeen children home this seventeen No, it's a seven year old, a 1635 02:21:37.879 --> 02:21:41.040 ten year old. I was like, what, I'm glad that you could 1636 02:21:41.040 --> 02:21:46.440 add, though, I mean, that's but yeah, it's definitely a boy. 1637 02:21:46.959 --> 02:21:52.600 I'm a pothead, not a dumb wasn't listening. I can add any 1638 02:21:52.680 --> 02:21:58.959 other questions you did. But again, even if what the fuck you hire 1639 02:22:00.159 --> 02:22:05.600 two kids from a woman from exactly taking care of because we've said so much 1640 02:22:05.639 --> 02:22:09.200 worse, we'll be heard. It's just that, go ahead and say y'all 1641 02:22:09.239 --> 02:22:18.200 for for your weapon. She needs to leave him right now for waiting on 1642 02:22:18.280 --> 02:22:20.000 depending custody about well, I'm glad she did, because it's like, brou 1643 02:22:22.559 --> 02:22:26.399 that goes into like what we were talking about earlier, as far as like 1644 02:22:28.280 --> 02:22:31.079 he knew a custody and it's like, bro, you lied. You never 1645 02:22:31.239 --> 02:22:35.120 told this woman that you had kids, and for you to be able to 1646 02:22:35.239 --> 02:22:37.680 marry her and get away with her thinking that you didn't have kids. You 1647 02:22:37.840 --> 02:22:41.000 never saw them, you never had them, and now all of a sudden 1648 02:22:41.040 --> 02:22:43.840 you want fifty to fifty custody just so that you don't have to pay y'all 1649 02:22:43.840 --> 02:22:48.600 sports about them, and you just found out because women, they tell you. 1650 02:22:50.200 --> 02:22:54.159 But it's because you're like, bro, I want more money from and 1651 02:22:54.280 --> 02:22:58.760 what is it about men with this? This is how you know that niggas 1652 02:22:58.879 --> 02:23:05.159 aren't used to paying garantine when they say, Hey, I am going to 1653 02:23:05.319 --> 02:23:11.600 get my kid so that it's cheaper for me. That's how you know, 1654 02:23:11.680 --> 02:23:16.280 because you are only going off of what you're paying and child support the month. 1655 02:23:16.520 --> 02:23:20.280 Now me, if my black ass was like, you know what, 1656 02:23:20.000 --> 02:23:24.520 tell you what? This is? How much I make every month? Jelly 1657 02:23:24.600 --> 02:23:28.799 bean? You getting seventeen percent of this shit. Anything over that seventeen percent 1658 02:23:28.920 --> 02:23:31.920 you ask out, I don't give a fuck if you're hungry. If you 1659 02:23:31.079 --> 02:23:35.959 broke your arm and that KOPEI goes over seventeen percent, you're gonna have to 1660 02:23:35.079 --> 02:23:41.120 ride that shit out until next month. I would be under the fucking jail. 1661 02:23:41.360 --> 02:23:46.440 But y'all really feel like that little percentage that they take out of your 1662 02:23:46.479 --> 02:23:52.319 income is supposed to cover everything that a child needs until you realize, like, 1663 02:23:52.440 --> 02:23:56.239 damn, now that I have them, I'm gonna have to move and 1664 02:23:56.319 --> 02:24:00.639 get a bigger spot because they're gonna need their own bedroom. I'm gonna have 1665 02:24:00.719 --> 02:24:07.760 to start spending more on utilities, more on groceries. Like you got all 1666 02:24:07.840 --> 02:24:11.280 of this ship that you don't have to factor in because you were not the 1667 02:24:11.440 --> 02:24:16.719 primary custodial parent. And that's why that conversation pisces me off so bad, 1668 02:24:16.760 --> 02:24:22.440 because it's like you can really see who's not used to providing for their kid 1669 02:24:22.559 --> 02:24:26.440 on a consistent and regular basis because you do not have to make any lifestyle 1670 02:24:26.639 --> 02:24:33.159 changes for that kid to really understand how much it takes to raise these little 1671 02:24:33.159 --> 02:24:41.319 bag and motherfuckers. Even if dude knew that and she still felt the way 1672 02:24:41.399 --> 02:24:46.600 she felt, probably wouldn't be mad at it because coming into this, I 1673 02:24:46.680 --> 02:24:48.520 told you I ain't trying to handle kids. I don't want shit to do 1674 02:24:48.719 --> 02:24:58.680 with a kid, and you was like, so John, you especially away 1675 02:24:58.719 --> 02:25:03.440 from you you have custody, and then I'm the one that's gonna automatically probably 1676 02:25:03.479 --> 02:25:07.239 become the default, right Like so even if like he wasn't highing no kids, 1677 02:25:07.319 --> 02:25:11.920 and he walked in and was like, I got two kids. I 1678 02:25:11.959 --> 02:25:15.319 ain't fucking with you having no full custody. You knew, you knew what 1679 02:25:15.440 --> 02:25:18.079 I was on before we said I do. I'm not fucking with no kids. 1680 02:25:18.479 --> 02:25:22.280 Whether they're your kid, my kids, none of that. Ship. 1681 02:25:22.399 --> 02:25:26.879 Gee. So if you go get full custody to your kids, kiss my 1682 02:25:26.040 --> 02:25:31.239 ass good to buy pick one. And I feel like, I mean, 1683 02:25:31.280 --> 02:25:35.600 and even if that was, you know the case, and don't put over 1684 02:25:35.760 --> 02:25:41.319 your kids like fucking kids. And I was just gonna say, like, 1685 02:25:41.520 --> 02:25:46.479 and that's not something and all this time, that's not something that she can 1686 02:25:46.559 --> 02:25:52.959 be demonized for because like when you enter into y'all marriage and you say, 1687 02:25:54.040 --> 02:25:58.520 look, I don't want to have you know, more kids, or I 1688 02:25:58.559 --> 02:26:05.559 don't want to have kids like we're supposed to spend life together. So I 1689 02:26:05.719 --> 02:26:09.360 need you to know this is where I stand on this ship. Can't be 1690 02:26:09.479 --> 02:26:11.840 like after we married three years, I feel like your mind should changed and 1691 02:26:11.840 --> 02:26:15.639 you should want to have my baby now or you know, you should want 1692 02:26:15.680 --> 02:26:22.399 to you know, have kids, like that was the situation and her now 1693 02:26:22.479 --> 02:26:26.440 those be funny. Those be funny because they'll sit here and be like, 1694 02:26:26.559 --> 02:26:28.920 no, I don't want to, and then they go out and then they 1695 02:26:28.079 --> 02:26:33.239 end up have them with the next person, and then it's like now look 1696 02:26:33.760 --> 02:26:35.159 yeah, but even too with that, it's like at the same time, 1697 02:26:37.399 --> 02:26:39.319 you might just not be a fit with that first person, and then you 1698 02:26:39.479 --> 02:26:43.159 end up being like with the person that actually is we skipped jeezy, but 1699 02:26:43.440 --> 02:26:46.239 in a situation where you're with the right person, and then you're like, 1700 02:26:46.280 --> 02:26:48.040 Okay, you know what, I do actually want to have a kid, 1701 02:26:48.079 --> 02:26:52.040 because that actually happened to a friend of mine for her first marriage. She 1702 02:26:52.120 --> 02:26:54.200 was like, nah, she's I can't do it, and then she got 1703 02:26:54.280 --> 02:27:03.559 married kid one of the one I would just and that's it's like, I'm 1704 02:27:03.719 --> 02:27:09.000 just I would rather be like a never say never type person. Like at 1705 02:27:09.040 --> 02:27:11.879 this point, like I feel really, really really strongly about it. That's 1706 02:27:11.959 --> 02:27:16.760 not ry, Matt, but I mean because but I said I never did 1707 02:27:18.200 --> 02:27:28.559 and now I'm like the goad of this ship. So I'm just saying about. 1708 02:27:28.879 --> 02:27:35.680 What I'm saying is how people they commit to never doing something, And 1709 02:27:37.559 --> 02:27:41.879 that was what you picked. That's where you land out of all the places 1710 02:27:41.920 --> 02:27:46.360 on the board that you could have. It was either that or eating ass. 1711 02:27:48.280 --> 02:27:52.840 It was it was your brain don't operate like that, because there's really 1712 02:27:52.879 --> 02:27:56.760 been nothing else I said I would never do. I never said I would 1713 02:27:56.840 --> 02:28:05.280 never have kids. You would you ever? Sky? Now a perfect good 1714 02:28:05.319 --> 02:28:09.239 airplane go for I can't see it because I'm terrified of heights, I think, 1715 02:28:11.120 --> 02:28:13.639 but I don't know. Maybe I go through HYPNOSISMS and ship and I 1716 02:28:13.719 --> 02:28:16.159 get over to for your heights. I don't know, That's what I'm saying. 1717 02:28:16.239 --> 02:28:24.879 I can't commit to saying never because a lot of the ship, a 1718 02:28:24.920 --> 02:28:26.440 lot of a lot of the ship was like we never do we end up 1719 02:28:26.479 --> 02:28:31.079 like especially especially when it comes to the opposite of sex, because man, 1720 02:28:31.120 --> 02:28:33.479 I never do this. And next thing, you know, you're a simp. 1721 02:28:33.520 --> 02:28:41.760 You said you have some deal breakers that you always talk about something. 1722 02:28:41.959 --> 02:28:46.360 So you got some nevers in there that ain't gonna never change. If I 1723 02:28:46.479 --> 02:28:54.559 find out you're playing with Dodo you never example, those are my hard nose. 1724 02:28:54.719 --> 02:29:01.600 There was Actually there's actually a story like shitty as a couple they rent 1725 02:29:01.639 --> 02:29:05.719 airbnb's and play with ship and they actually forgot to clean it up. What 1726 02:29:05.840 --> 02:29:09.639 do you mean who forgot to clear about that? Where did you put it? 1727 02:29:11.360 --> 02:29:16.440 No, you can't write in apology. You gotta come clean this ship 1728 02:29:16.600 --> 02:29:18.920 up. They was on the plane and realized that they forgot to clean up 1729 02:29:18.959 --> 02:29:22.840 one of the bathrooms because it was like out of the way. It was 1730 02:29:22.879 --> 02:29:28.200 like upstairs in one of the bedrooms up there, like you gotta keep all 1731 02:29:28.280 --> 02:29:33.079 your fund in one room, especially when it's not your house. No, 1732 02:29:35.719 --> 02:29:39.680 no, it's ridiculous. She was just in there stumping, turns down the 1733 02:29:39.879 --> 02:29:46.920 drain. Yeah, that bathroom smell, Like, what the fun? So 1734 02:29:48.600 --> 02:29:56.280 this would be our our final video of the night. And I just want 1735 02:29:56.920 --> 02:30:05.360 people to know that this is It's ain't hot, but this is the type 1736 02:30:05.360 --> 02:30:15.680 of love that niggas want you to to have. Niggas get so mad at 1737 02:30:15.760 --> 02:30:20.840 us because a lot of us is like brou bro. Look with the toys 1738 02:30:20.920 --> 02:30:26.159 that we have and the like the money that niggas spend on themselves with self 1739 02:30:26.239 --> 02:30:28.360 care and ship, they don't be wanting to deal with this type of ship. 1740 02:30:28.879 --> 02:30:33.639 But this is the kind of ship that is in the dating pool. 1741 02:30:33.840 --> 02:30:37.799 And then you end up getting embarrassed on social media because a nigga sends you 1742 02:30:37.840 --> 02:30:41.920 a shout out with the ups and downs, posting all the ship that I 1743 02:30:43.079 --> 02:30:58.760 put you through. God ever, embarrassed. My adversary right now is naha, 1744 02:31:00.000 --> 02:31:03.479 because I'm tempting about saying it by my I'll keep it. I'll keep 1745 02:31:03.479 --> 02:31:11.920 it. Marriage right, marriage seven years when I first got married, two 1746 02:31:13.000 --> 02:31:18.959 by my wife. Why say it that way too? I'm over I'm overcoming. 1747 02:31:20.040 --> 02:31:24.319 I'm overcoming this adversity by your wife, which means you got some other 1748 02:31:24.360 --> 02:31:28.319 ones? I have one more? How old is that? One? More? 1749 02:31:28.840 --> 02:31:35.639 Years? Turning too in December? Exceeding, excelling and overcome. I'm 1750 02:31:35.680 --> 02:31:41.200 surviving it. I'm two years pasturing something that you did. Most definitely, 1751 02:31:41.079 --> 02:31:46.079 but I'm still I'm still me and my me and my wife, we're still 1752 02:31:46.200 --> 02:31:52.000 rocking. Like I'm surviving. She's she's overcoming. She definitely is. You 1753 02:31:52.200 --> 02:31:56.840 obviously did something you weren't supposed to do. I think you need to learn 1754 02:31:56.920 --> 02:32:03.639 how to exceed and excel as a husband. Tell me how you're exceeding excelling 1755 02:32:05.319 --> 02:32:09.239 as a husband as a husband. Excuse multiple examples, but for one, 1756 02:32:09.399 --> 02:32:13.959 I'll say one. Most recently did my wife. She didn't even realize I 1757 02:32:13.120 --> 02:32:16.799 was doing it. One day. One day I just randomly sent her. 1758 02:32:16.959 --> 02:32:20.840 I always sent my thing is blue hearts sent to her blue heart like you 1759 02:32:20.920 --> 02:32:26.239 bad. Good morning, my morning text next day like you bad. Two 1760 02:32:26.319 --> 02:32:28.520 hearts next day, like you bad. I saw I caught myself sending her 1761 02:32:30.399 --> 02:32:35.840 just like three three random hearts, and I said to myself, let me 1762 02:32:37.000 --> 02:32:39.319 see how long I could go on with this heart like every day I'm gonna 1763 02:32:39.319 --> 02:32:43.719 add an extra heart. I want to see how long like this and this 1764 02:32:45.079 --> 02:32:50.319 was this real talk, little tactics, and I said, let me see 1765 02:32:50.360 --> 02:32:54.319 if I could finish this thing throughout the year into the new year. Right, 1766 02:32:56.360 --> 02:33:01.440 oh, long story shot. I messed up right one day. I 1767 02:33:01.479 --> 02:33:05.879 don't know about you or I felt good about twenty one hush like straight, 1768 02:33:05.120 --> 02:33:13.479 everything good, no arguments, no disagreements. Bro, I don't even know 1769 02:33:13.600 --> 02:33:18.639 what. You went and had a baby on your wife, and you want 1770 02:33:18.719 --> 02:33:24.799 a handclap because you sent a heart emoji every day for three weeks straight and 1771 02:33:24.879 --> 02:33:31.520 you actually told your wife that you loved her, like if bare minimum was 1772 02:33:31.559 --> 02:33:37.760 a person. That is literally just like when I when I did for this 1773 02:33:39.000 --> 02:33:50.120 topic. No literally, because he said a straight and said I'm surviving it. 1774 02:33:50.200 --> 02:33:52.920 He said, no, she's surviving, right, He said, Okay, 1775 02:33:54.000 --> 02:33:56.120 show me a way that you exceed and you excelling. Oh, I 1776 02:33:56.239 --> 02:34:05.120 text her for twenty one days are heart emoji crypt and I told her, 1777 02:34:05.159 --> 02:34:11.040 I look the first day because mine, you didn't say. You kept saying 1778 02:34:11.079 --> 02:34:15.639 it won. This is point, bro, the bars you goddamn love for 1779 02:34:15.760 --> 02:34:26.440 you not to be winning in hell. I'm still single. You just fix 1780 02:34:26.559 --> 02:34:31.520 the basics, bro, and I guarantee saying insane ass start process twenty one 1781 02:34:31.600 --> 02:34:35.559 blue hearts for an outside kids. Thank you, thank you, you send 1782 02:34:35.600 --> 02:34:46.319 me your heart fix. Winning the bar is in hell, Bro. No 1783 02:34:46.600 --> 02:34:50.840 that what there is is there somebody out here that is making that seem like 1784 02:34:50.920 --> 02:34:56.959 the well, at least he trying. I'm trying, brouh. I need 1785 02:34:58.079 --> 02:35:01.079 to read the comments on I know you don't. Apparently I ain't trying hard 1786 02:35:01.200 --> 02:35:05.959 enough. I told you, fix the basics. When I fucking tell you 1787 02:35:07.440 --> 02:35:13.280 like that irritated Like that irritated me deep down. And the fact that I 1788 02:35:13.360 --> 02:35:16.799 actually like David Shan's is a that's the dude that was that was interviewing him. 1789 02:35:18.520 --> 02:35:20.479 I thought he was gonna say some real deeper. I did too, 1790 02:35:20.600 --> 02:35:24.120 and I'm like, damn, I thought he was gonna really say, yeah, 1791 02:35:24.159 --> 02:35:26.360 you know, I fucked up. But you know I'm bouncing back. 1792 02:35:26.440 --> 02:35:30.120 We're getting it right. I'm doing everything right by my you know, twenty 1793 02:35:30.200 --> 02:35:33.680 one blue heart. No, like you know what I took on the cruise 1794 02:35:33.760 --> 02:35:37.239 for twenty one days. I thought he was gonna get this. Really, 1795 02:35:37.360 --> 02:35:39.959 I thought that the heart to do like for every blue heart, I said, 1796 02:35:41.000 --> 02:35:46.280 I did something, and I thought twenty one days, and then I 1797 02:35:46.319 --> 02:35:48.920 got twenty one days and we never had an argument. But I do. 1798 02:35:48.440 --> 02:35:52.399 I do love that. Like the comments, there are a lot of guys 1799 02:35:52.440 --> 02:35:58.799 who like bro he said. One he said, the man asked him how 1800 02:35:58.879 --> 02:36:03.760 he is exceeding as a husband, and his answer was emojis, reduced his 1801 02:36:05.000 --> 02:36:11.360 marriage to cheating and twenty one days of heart emojis. Like it is no 1802 02:36:11.520 --> 02:36:15.000 longer a dating pool for the straight girl. Is the pool has converted to 1803 02:36:15.120 --> 02:36:20.520 its septic tank. No, she's somewhere getting her one time, No mention 1804 02:36:20.680 --> 02:36:24.399 of therapy, working for her forgiveness, earning her trust, et cetera. 1805 02:36:26.280 --> 02:36:30.239 Embarrassing this nigga said, I'm surviving like he's a victim or something, right, 1806 02:36:33.280 --> 02:36:41.520 victim of his own circumstances. That's what the victim of. Like is 1807 02:36:41.600 --> 02:36:54.360 this true? True? Bruh? I just it was. It was his 1808 02:36:54.520 --> 02:37:01.239 facial expression because he was a regular blueheart blue imagine getting that text message every 1809 02:37:01.319 --> 02:37:09.920 day is just what if they got iPhones? That blue heart that is so 1810 02:37:11.159 --> 02:37:16.639 sad. He considered sending hert Moulji texts as excelling as a husband. He 1811 02:37:16.680 --> 02:37:26.959 should have never been married to begin with. Look, may you not You're 1812 02:37:28.000 --> 02:37:31.840 not built for that kind of stupidity. You're not built for that kind of 1813 02:37:31.120 --> 02:37:37.440 That's that's simplicity. God, this nigga sent us back by a country miles 1814 02:37:37.639 --> 02:37:43.559 a country mind, Goddamn, that's long. A country mile is like a 1815 02:37:43.600 --> 02:37:52.559 whole city. Wow. Someone said, loneliness has treated me better than any 1816 02:37:52.639 --> 02:38:01.079 man heads and I felt that in my spirit. He really he thought he 1817 02:38:01.239 --> 02:38:07.520 roped the gym to right. He's like he really the way he the way 1818 02:38:07.600 --> 02:38:09.799 he described it, and everything was all, yeah, I got one. 1819 02:38:09.840 --> 02:38:13.760 I gotta google hm when I say, I just before my coochie and putting 1820 02:38:13.760 --> 02:38:16.120 her in my pocket when I see some ship like this, because how are 1821 02:38:16.200 --> 02:38:26.280 you overcoming when you had an outside baby's pocket. We didn't even have to 1822 02:38:26.360 --> 02:38:37.360 know that, like you volunteered your stupid don't embarrass her like that. It's 1823 02:38:37.440 --> 02:38:41.239 white underwrap, you know what. At this point, let her be in 1824 02:38:41.399 --> 02:38:43.719 peace. No, don't embarrass. This is what this man is already doing 1825 02:38:43.840 --> 02:38:48.920 right now, which I'll probably bet you any money. He has already went 1826 02:38:48.959 --> 02:39:00.559 onto his social media posted that God he has put that whole that he had 1827 02:39:00.719 --> 02:39:05.760 such kids and left it at that. He said, uh, wife, 1828 02:39:09.440 --> 02:39:13.280 the guy said, my favorite part of the whole interviews Give me example, 1829 02:39:13.680 --> 02:39:16.959 give me examples of how he does good things for his wife. Dude said 1830 02:39:16.399 --> 02:39:20.000 several things, but reaches for the fact that he sent her text that was 1831 02:39:20.079 --> 02:39:31.719 the best he had. His text motivational good morning every morning. He wasn't 1832 02:39:31.799 --> 02:39:39.879 giving her no trap quotes and nothing but making her woke up and celebrate, 1833 02:39:41.440 --> 02:39:48.239 celebrate to that. I ain't got a better text. So this is fresh? 1834 02:39:48.879 --> 02:39:56.200 Is fresh? You're trying to create a sister sister wise situation said, 1835 02:39:56.440 --> 02:40:01.000 got to do better. He don't even seem sincere I'm trying to say. 1836 02:40:01.040 --> 02:40:05.280 And also, women do everything but leave. I'm tired of this sorry ass 1837 02:40:05.399 --> 02:40:11.319 dynamic. Men rarely suffer the consequences for their detrimental actions. Me and what 1838 02:40:11.479 --> 02:40:16.120 do you bring to the table besides pussy? Also men bluehearts for the wind. 1839 02:40:22.200 --> 02:40:31.600 And it's so crazy because it's like women are women are, you know, 1840 02:40:31.159 --> 02:40:39.280 in a state where they don't have to accept the things they don't have 1841 02:40:39.520 --> 02:40:45.120 to accept the things that you know, a lot of our elders did. 1842 02:40:45.959 --> 02:40:52.239 And yeah, but I actually, like I made a post a couple of 1843 02:40:52.319 --> 02:40:54.479 days ago talking about how, you know, I've said this on the show 1844 02:40:54.520 --> 02:41:01.399 several times, how people love to make it seem like our generation is the 1845 02:41:01.559 --> 02:41:07.440 problem. And it's like a lot of the ship that people complain about is 1846 02:41:07.520 --> 02:41:11.719 ship that was going on way before our generation. And then a lot of 1847 02:41:11.760 --> 02:41:13.959 the ship that we're deciding to put a stop to because it was going on 1848 02:41:15.239 --> 02:41:18.479 long before our generation. Y'all are mad at us for not wanting to be 1849 02:41:18.639 --> 02:41:22.600 put in no situations Like Bro, I can vote, I can get a 1850 02:41:22.719 --> 02:41:28.399 job, I don't. I can have a big account. I don't gotta 1851 02:41:28.479 --> 02:41:33.440 stap this, nigga, what is just saying? So you know, it's 1852 02:41:33.639 --> 02:41:39.239 just it's it's a lot. And if you do have somebody you know, 1853 02:41:39.520 --> 02:41:43.520 man, woman or both, as we discussed earlier, and they are doing 1854 02:41:43.680 --> 02:41:48.399 right by you, don't fuck that up because the rest of us is out 1855 02:41:48.440 --> 02:41:52.959 here, like bro, just bring on the rapture. Just bring on the 1856 02:41:54.079 --> 02:42:03.120 rapture. Listen, just do the work right, do the work, get 1857 02:42:03.239 --> 02:42:09.120 out the therapy anyway, make you worry about because it gets and get out 1858 02:42:09.159 --> 02:42:13.479 your ego, get your help, do what you need to do. Kill 1859 02:42:13.559 --> 02:42:16.360 that year old. You need to be out here. Get twenty one blue 1860 02:42:16.399 --> 02:42:20.120 hearts from a nigga, all right, twenty one blue hearts and my nigga 1861 02:42:20.120 --> 02:42:24.879 thought, he was, that's what I want you to get, he thought. 1862 02:42:24.120 --> 02:42:28.120 He set them part and had a big smile, like goods. And 1863 02:42:28.319 --> 02:42:31.040 then after having a broke you only made it twenty one. You didn't even 1864 02:42:31.079 --> 02:42:35.399 make it a month, right, you didn't even make it a month? 1865 02:42:35.520 --> 02:42:37.440 He did. He was like, yo, missed up. You messed that 1866 02:42:37.639 --> 02:42:41.559 up. You can't even sit every day? He didn't have an argument. 1867 02:42:41.959 --> 02:42:45.879 That was the part that killed me. Yeah, because she's working her link 1868 02:42:46.000 --> 02:42:50.879 back that whole he probably was watching that was packing the ship, watching the 1869 02:42:50.959 --> 02:42:58.200 thing all watching them on line. Like he didn't say nothing else to her 1870 02:42:58.280 --> 02:43:01.479 the whole day though, just sit. It's hard and called to the day. 1871 02:43:01.319 --> 02:43:03.520 He was one of them things that say good morning, don't say nothing 1872 02:43:03.559 --> 02:43:09.120 else. But it just it kills me because you do. You have so 1873 02:43:09.319 --> 02:43:15.200 many Yeah, I want said, I want to put her responses. What 1874 02:43:18.280 --> 02:43:26.879 you know what this is one video? What did I say? I think 1875 02:43:26.920 --> 02:43:31.639 you're taking something personal? Right? What did I say? Exactly what it 1876 02:43:31.799 --> 02:43:37.200 is? It's crazy how she throws like it was so unal. She was 1877 02:43:37.280 --> 02:43:46.360 like, like people who text and don't say say good morning? He feeling 1878 02:43:46.440 --> 02:43:52.159 guilty? Is that what you do for? We don't know that. We 1879 02:43:52.280 --> 02:43:58.719 don't, but we don't know. Everybody knows. Well I'm not everybody, 1880 02:43:58.879 --> 02:44:03.959 So that's why I wouldn't know that. Because I would like you to stop 1881 02:44:03.079 --> 02:44:07.680 texting because of the ship that you're seeing. So I wish, I wish 1882 02:44:07.760 --> 02:44:11.959 I was so lucky. You wish, yeah, for you to just not 1883 02:44:11.159 --> 02:44:15.639 say ship all day, but no, instead we get shipped that we shouldn't 1884 02:44:15.760 --> 02:44:24.079 brow stop sending tik taks and ship you do. Let me do it everything. 1885 02:44:24.319 --> 02:44:26.159 Let me y'all don't smoke in the weed cane. You schedule them for 1886 02:44:26.280 --> 02:44:33.200 later on in the day, at least in the morning. Finish, you 1887 02:44:33.600 --> 02:44:39.159 get them as I see them in my state of you For the story the 1888 02:44:39.280 --> 02:44:48.040 lyricouss's fucking milet Well, before we leave, Before we leave, we're going 1889 02:44:48.159 --> 02:44:54.399 to go ahead and say happy birthday to the birthday girl who is celebrating her 1890 02:44:54.520 --> 02:45:07.520 thirty seventh birthday Tomorrowes, you got to look with you a little stupid ass 1891 02:45:07.600 --> 02:45:13.079 bitch. Wrong song. Bro, It's like I could have got off YouTube 1892 02:45:15.360 --> 02:45:28.040 you. That was worse than the twenty one hert It's wonderful. I'm gonna 1893 02:45:28.040 --> 02:45:33.639 tell you a heart every day and and I will block you. Gotta do 1894 02:45:33.719 --> 02:45:41.440 different colors every day. You last twenty one days. Then she's gonna fall 1895 02:45:41.520 --> 02:45:46.719 off. Last night, she gonna fall off. She missed sleeping lately. 1896 02:45:48.440 --> 02:45:52.719 Sleep. She might actually be on the good schedule time sleep. She actually 1897 02:45:52.760 --> 02:45:56.719 sleep and be up. She be up bright eyed. But she said good 1898 02:45:56.799 --> 02:46:03.959 morning. He shout out to yes, yes, yes, yeah, so 1899 02:46:05.319 --> 02:46:09.200 my my psych nurse, she increased my dosage on a couple of my prescriptions. 1900 02:46:09.280 --> 02:46:13.440 So now I actually I get for eight hours. Yeah, I get 1901 02:46:13.559 --> 02:46:18.639 a full night sleep. Yes, I get a full night sleep. I 1902 02:46:18.799 --> 02:46:22.280 wake up, I be all rejuvenated and ship I be. No, I'm 1903 02:46:22.319 --> 02:46:31.879 not so yes, shout out yes. This bitch is taking the medication that's 1904 02:46:33.040 --> 02:46:43.000 need. Is going on a cruise with have so much fun. All yay. 1905 02:46:45.200 --> 02:46:48.920 If you happen to, you know, toss her overboard. You gotta 1906 02:46:48.959 --> 02:46:52.840 go get her. But the story of you throwing her off a boat. 1907 02:46:56.719 --> 02:47:03.440 I like how you think. I feel like. I feel like I'm gonna 1908 02:47:03.440 --> 02:47:13.200 have to pack more than one wig though you should. You like him, 1909 02:47:13.200 --> 02:47:18.600 You're gonna have that's what you be. Ball had me get you a nice 1910 02:47:18.799 --> 02:47:24.719 vibrant hair color and turn over a new lead because you Yeah, it's also 1911 02:47:24.760 --> 02:47:28.399 the Mohamas. So who's gonna be chasing behind the wing because if your wig 1912 02:47:28.479 --> 02:47:31.000 fly, I'm not helping you. That's what I'm packing more than one. 1913 02:47:33.319 --> 02:47:37.360 That's why you should. I don't want the ways with my content. I 1914 02:47:37.440 --> 02:47:41.159 told you all, I'm trying to backna. I need to see my ship 1915 02:47:41.319 --> 02:47:45.680 like this on the fucking and then the breeze on the video and ship your 1916 02:47:46.000 --> 02:47:48.840 gonna be hot. You're gonna go down, You're gonna go under water and 1917 02:47:48.959 --> 02:47:58.600 come back up. And actually they have seen me ball Head. I've sucked 1918 02:47:58.639 --> 02:48:03.120 big Ballhead many a time and niggas running head in his hand through I was 1919 02:48:03.280 --> 02:48:07.479 blind and bald, I had pink hair I had I got bald content. 1920 02:48:07.639 --> 02:48:13.079 So my my fans know what I look like with wigs and without wigs. 1921 02:48:13.200 --> 02:48:16.239 I was bald with that, and I have my I have my glasses on, 1922 02:48:16.559 --> 02:48:20.360 so I had short cutting glasses. They have seen it all and that 1923 02:48:20.479 --> 02:48:26.440 ball head bitch still be getting it in leave your head at home space. 1924 02:48:28.680 --> 02:48:35.559 So yeah, you're gonna have to do your hair every day. This my 1925 02:48:35.680 --> 02:48:46.520 thron that's the podcast yet one I would never actually looks brand new, and 1926 02:48:46.559 --> 02:48:48.600 I actually do shit. I don't do ship to it to come in here, 1927 02:48:48.719 --> 02:48:52.280 but like how I just I recorded last week, I did something to 1928 02:48:52.360 --> 02:48:56.959 it then. So my ship is wavy and shiny in the way it's supposed 1929 02:48:56.959 --> 02:49:01.559 to be, but when I'm just moving around it because that's a lot of 1930 02:49:01.639 --> 02:49:05.719 effort with spraying and brushing and doing all that sh So you gonna do that 1931 02:49:05.840 --> 02:49:09.200 on vacation. Yeah, No, I have to do that with this one 1932 02:49:09.239 --> 02:49:13.079 because of the text because it's wavy. I don't have to do that with 1933 02:49:13.360 --> 02:49:16.159 body wave hair. Body wave hair as soon as to get wet, the 1934 02:49:16.479 --> 02:49:26.799 original like pattern comes back down. Or you could be like uh, Bianca 1935 02:49:26.920 --> 02:49:28.840 and half hair and sold to a hat. No, because then if I 1936 02:49:28.920 --> 02:49:31.959 lose my wig and my hat, I'm be sad because I really like my 1937 02:49:31.040 --> 02:49:35.399 hat. I gotta use one thing. I gotta I gotta lose one of 1938 02:49:35.440 --> 02:49:41.280 the time. Dog. No, I really wanted one of them for real, 1939 02:49:41.479 --> 02:49:43.280 like and it wasn't even all the way around like she had on site 1940 02:49:43.360 --> 02:49:46.200 like this one. It was just like it was the it was just track 1941 02:49:46.319 --> 02:49:50.840 sold on the back. Shout out to Kendle because Kendo did that. She 1942 02:49:50.000 --> 02:49:54.639 just sold tracks to the back. So when you put it on, yeah, 1943 02:49:54.959 --> 02:50:00.319 somebody would have had like that. It's just it's the George Jefferson under 1944 02:50:00.360 --> 02:50:05.520 a hat now, so it looked like you just got all your hair come 1945 02:50:05.600 --> 02:50:07.920 to the back and then just you know, throw your hat on the front. 1946 02:50:07.760 --> 02:50:22.000 The levels women to see it's convenient. The deception is really a baddie 1947 02:50:22.079 --> 02:50:26.120 like you don't even know. It's a whole lot of bullshit. I'm a 1948 02:50:26.200 --> 02:50:31.399 baddie, just not today this mother hat with just thirty. Yeah. Hey, 1949 02:50:31.879 --> 02:50:35.600 if niggas have ever subscribed to my content, they know when I clean 1950 02:50:35.680 --> 02:50:37.000 up, I clean up. I just don't feel like it most of the 1951 02:50:37.040 --> 02:50:43.559 time. If if I'm not doing anything or going anywhere, I'm not gonna 1952 02:50:43.600 --> 02:50:46.239 go through all that. And then it's like even like Calor party and ship 1953 02:50:46.319 --> 02:50:50.040 and when that's how she was like, you don't have to dress up because 1954 02:50:50.040 --> 02:50:54.520 I was in the kitchen making spin diper ship and it was hot like it 1955 02:50:54.639 --> 02:50:56.719 was. It was. It was hot as fun, I said, it 1956 02:50:56.760 --> 02:51:01.479 was I dressed, it's my birthday. I just and even in she had 1957 02:51:01.479 --> 02:51:05.000 a wardrobe change, sure did, because I know myself. What was the 1958 02:51:05.079 --> 02:51:09.680 first It was the same outfit. I just took off my little my first 1959 02:51:09.840 --> 02:51:20.159 layers, and then it was something, you know, I hated the fact 1960 02:51:20.200 --> 02:51:22.959 that I was gonna say I hated the fact that she wasn't like a wrestling 1961 02:51:22.000 --> 02:51:24.879 fan, because that would have been a perfect kind and bring it up and 1962 02:51:24.920 --> 02:51:28.879 have her be like, bring that old cash me out here ship. I 1963 02:51:28.000 --> 02:51:37.959 love it. First of all, No, it don't take me long to 1964 02:51:37.000 --> 02:51:41.959 figure out. I mean the last time you was here. Oh yeah, 1965 02:51:43.040 --> 02:51:48.760 that was so we we we got the footage. It definitely took your a 1966 02:51:48.840 --> 02:51:58.360 long time to come around, so I was like, oh, my mind 1967 02:51:58.399 --> 02:52:03.799 stopped working after nine o'clock. Well, I'm gonna thank you guys for tuning 1968 02:52:03.879 --> 02:52:09.000 in to this week's episode opposially awkward. If you were not able to watch 1969 02:52:09.040 --> 02:52:13.079 the full episode, that is a okay, because of course you know that 1970 02:52:13.200 --> 02:52:18.920 we play the episode all over again on my Facebook page. When Tone remembers 1971 02:52:18.920 --> 02:52:28.760 to set up the replay, No, because you had already told us that 1972 02:52:28.120 --> 02:52:31.959 you figured out how to do it, and then it had been replaying, 1973 02:52:33.000 --> 02:52:37.319 So that's just you not doing it because you already told us see in line 1974 02:52:41.000 --> 02:52:45.879 page. But you can also catch the audio only episodes. I mean, 1975 02:52:45.959 --> 02:52:48.319 you don't get all this awesomeness and ship, but you know school, you 1976 02:52:48.399 --> 02:52:52.680 still get the conversation. You can always tune in on all of your favorite 1977 02:52:52.680 --> 02:52:56.799 streaming platforms such as Apple Podcasts, Amazon. You know all that good ship 1978 02:52:56.920 --> 02:53:01.719 that I need to use a new email to get another trial because I'm not 1979 02:53:03.840 --> 02:53:11.520 so until next time, we got a hold h