Whoa, what's up, beautiful people. It is your baby mama, favorite
baby Mama, Stormy Pe and welcome to another episode of Chocolate Chip and Sip
the modern day female perspective. Dam back at it again and back at it
again, guys. We got the home team playing with us today. We
got Danny Cane in the building. Absolutely. We got my man Capped the
kid in the building and sitting in as our visiting vagina. We got my
girl Abby in the building. He eggum, listen. We got a special
guest on the podcast tonight. Okay, my favorite love guru who is now
officiating wedding. We got my man Brocess, my man Joe Fort say,
hey, how are you doing? Ye? Wedding ring? Is my spoke
you in my car? I will absolutely never call you the wedding ring?
So really good at it though, honest did you watch my videos? I
see your videos? Did you see the spoken word that I do? Like
I'm unique in this atmosphere that I'm in, Like no one's giving you that.
I give you a poem. I can write it specifically for you and
the guy, and it's very love for its different Like honestly, it's really
like I'm not trying to you about toot your horn if you don't. I
got a wedding tomorrow on Saint Patrick's Day. I'm officiating a wedding in New
Jersey. Listen, I love this for you, though. I think I
can see that for you very easily because I love love. Yeah. Yeah,
people think you know I'm difficult and stuff, but I love love.
I do. I love seeing love. I love this for you. Someone
I've said not Joe aka mister toxic goat person doesn't man doesn't. Can I
Before we really getting this, can I get a shout out? Yeah?
So, my falling soldier, I just found out today a friend of mine
actually passed away on my birthday. So rest in peace to JT. Brother.
You will be miss you will be loved. You want to speak on
you tonight, man, Well we will not be speaking on j tonight.
I say that I mean this podcast energy energy towards my boy. Listen.
I love that shout out to JT. Man. And before we get started,
I do want to say thank you to everyone who came out to another
sold out chocolate chip and Sip show. Um, Joe ain't ship because he
didn't even buy a ticket. But that's okay, barbecue to go to.
I've known Joe since I was maybe twelve, and he did not buy a
ticket to my show. So honestly, I don't even know why I buy
it over here today? Can he let the people know I attempted support it.
No. I hit you up a week before the show and I said,
Joe, did you get your ticket? Did you get your tickets?
And I hit you up like two days prior to the show, and on
the day of the show, and the day after the show to see how
I went. And I said, if you didn't sell all your tickets,
let me know. I was gonna boy the remainders. I said that,
don't do that. Support black woman, I do. Shut your shout out
to my mom and and you with up. Let me tell you something,
Uh raised you like that. I'm just gonna say that, and we're gonna
move on to the next five. Um. It's funny because I see my
girlfriend on a live here. Is she about to be mad because, UM,
this story is about her? But I'm not gonna say your name.
So that's that. UM. I want to start this by saying, stop
embarrassing your girlfriend. Okay, I agree on that. And I'm not even
gonna say there, stop embarrassing your partner. Yeah, that's seeking me.
Why you know I'm saying it was sex is the initial thing. I agree
on that. I'm very big on that because y'all unit exactly right. So
let me tell you all this story. So me and my girlfriend out at
the bar, right, and this man is chatting her air off, right,
first red flag? Why you got so much to talk about? But
you offer to buy or a drink? But that's neither here nor there.
I'm not gonna get into it, right. So there chatting for a bit,
and and you know, they get to the point where they want to
exchange numbers, I know, without to drink. But y'all, like I
said, that's that's neither here nor there. We're not gonna focus on that
part. So he gives her his phone to put her number in, and
she looks at the home screen and it's a woman, right, So she
says, who's this and he goes, oh, that's just my wife.
Who are you? I don't know if you want to input yet because I'm
gonna t say this though. Let me finish. Let me finish, right,
my girl immediately, what like what right, and he says, oh,
that's just my wife, right. And so he was from out of
town and she's probably like at home thinking she got a good man and he's
out here just or she probably doesn't. But go, all I'm gonna say
is she stop embarrassing your girlfriends. The least you can do is change your
home screen absolutely, or just could have not given her the phone or anything
like that. But I will say this, and this always comes off wrong
to some people, but you gotta listen closely to what I'm saying. Okay,
and this is any man that's close to me that has a girlfriend or
a wife, they'll tell you I am very big on being faithful all my
closest friends, any of them since you boys, you know, I ain't
what they'll tell you. They're calling and say it. I'm very big on
not cheating on your spouse. However, I do not advocate for cheating.
Let them be known. But if you are going to cheating, right,
and I'm not advocating for it, I'm just speaking there are are ways to
go about it. And all I'm gonna say is this that guy right there,
though, even though it's fucked up what he's doing and here's the thing,
you might not know. His wife mightn't know. Did he gets someone
aside? We don't know, no, because he spent the next fifteen minutes
trying to talk my friend off the ledge and like give reasons on why it's
okay for him to get the number. But I feel like none of those
reasons are valid because and note said, not at any point did he say
we have an understanding and you know it's okay for me to do that about
you. But all Ima says, that's still in the in the realm of
the cheaters. What I will say is, at least he let the potential
side chick. No. So what you're saying is him leaving her on the
homescreen is a way to tell the girl. I'm saying he clearly or did
he forget that that she was on there? I know who my mom is
an home school. I don't know. I don't never forget my mom's on
my home screen. I don't think he forgot that. I think he did
that. And then when she asks, he because he could have been like,
oh, that's my cousin. She passed away. People are that crazy.
He could have said something like that. He said that's my wife letting
you know boom here on the table. Can't you take it or not?
And all I'm saying is, if you're going to be a download cheater,
that angle I can go with because at least you letting the side Jones know
what this is. Because I always tell people this is if you're gonna be
a cheater, the girl you cheating what should always know what it is?
Yes, that way, she ain't call him wifee. She ain't doing none
of that. What I'm saying like, you ain't gotta worry about woman and
woman none of that because I told you what it was. And if you
can't get on the bus, don't get on the bus. And you know
what, I think it's worse than if you can't get on the bus.
What's worse is if you choose to get on the bus and didn't decide later
you want to move your seat up, says you ain't never sitting behind the
driver. You chose to be in the back of the bus. But sit
your ass down and enjoy the bus on the back of the bus. But
what happens is some people do get on it, they get close, they
get Now allow it. Let's be real they get in the lab. You've
seen scandal Olivia Pope was in the White House. She also was very efficient
at her job. Yeah, she's I said it. I made a post.
I said, she's the most sophisticated Jezebel I've ever seen. Oh,
my god, first of all sphisticated Jel. My friend said. My friend
said, don't forget the part where your friend ran away from him. For
the remainder of the night. She did. This man kept trying to talk
to her and have conversations. We don't have nothing to speak about. Oh,
he's he's a stalker. He's delusional. That might have not even been
his wife would have saw. I didn't understand what was happening in the interaction.
I just saw him actively trying to get her attention and kept coming up
to her kind and never bought her a drink the whole time. Wait at
that's me and this particular friend go through this. We've gone through this before.
Because my whole standpoint is if I am out looking very attractive, like
I can get any man in here. If you want some of my time,
the least you can do is buy me a shot or buy me a
drink to maintain your position because there's four men behind you who want to buy
me a drink, So you'll send me here. Them four men ain't me
though, but they're gonna buy me a drink. So my friend has a
thing that he used to do, and he used to work for him,
honestly. We would be sent across the bar and he would ask the bartender
to send these girls around the water and the word we're going right, So
the girls would be looking like He's like, I mean, you know,
I just think y'all look part. I didn't know if y'all drink or not.
I didn't want to dispect nobody. How you doing? My name is
such and such? And then he get the talking and he the one he
liked. He end up buying her drinks. He was very cheap. He
was a cheap guy, but it worked for him. No the buying a
girl that he ended up talking to him one of that drinks. But he
always would get a laugh. Excuse me, excuse me, I would Kevin
put the camera on me. He would always get a laugh. Put the
camera men, and so my friends who you are, shout out to you,
bro, I ain't gonna say your name because Victoria know who you is.
I ain't gonna she ain't gonna splitch you on this show tonight. No
protect protect black men. No, No, that man does not need to
be protected. That man needs to be put friend and said he needs to
come to the front of the conversation right now. He is actually a faith
one of my faithful married friends that I talked about. He's married and he's
very faithful. So that's why he's in the water. He was he was
funny guy. I mean god, it worked every time. He very attractive.
I feel like an attractive man can pull that off. I feel like
none of my friends are unattractive. You all are handsome brothers. Don't let
these women tell you. Damn black men, we all are handsome black brothers.
Don't listen. Joe said, I hang around all bad bitches say that
did I think everybody's beautiful? Got me to listen. God did this thing
when he made us. I'm gonna be real with you, right if I'm
out with my girlfriends and a guy like sends us all around the water and
his his his his opening line is, oh, y'all looked a little part.
I didn't know if you were and he's cute, he gotta be fine.
Only a fine man can pull that off. I'm trying to tell you.
And I don't mean like average fine. I mean, like, what's
the average fine man? Don't answer that. Okay, I don't even answer
that. I don't know. But you know, like men who are more
attractive, they get away with more stuff than like that. Yeah, I'm
sure you had no I mean like you third party wise, you and your
circle of bad bitches. I'm sure y'all have heard that. I've heard like
I've heard women say that cute guys like he lucky cute. I've heard that.
Listen. I mean, woman, clearly get that as well, Like
what I tell people all the time, like, I don't mean to sound
shot though I'm not a shodow person. I tell people all the time though
I would never be a guy that is going to wife a woman that I
am not physically attracted to. And the reason why I say this is because
when we are arguing, we're having those times where I'm not working with you,
I need to be able to look over at her and be like,
let me go give her a kissing, like do something, do something to
make her laugh, to get over the ship. But if I'm not attracted
to you, fuck her. I'm out. If you're not walking out the
door, if you're not attracted to her, she can get you to a
certain level of angrier. You're like your ugly ass, and now it's a
big fight because cute girls get away with stuff others can't. But I don't
call nobody hugly. I don't think anyone's ugly. I think all guys children
are beautiful. I never understood the sentiment of settling. I think that I
don't have to you have to be some level of attracted to this person,
because in my mind, if I'm not attracted to you, like eventually,
the well is going to dry up. But everybody's not physically, don't doesn't
go physically. Physical attraction doesn't mean that don't. It doesn't have to be
all of it. Oh yeah, you definitely, we gotta get something.
I mean, I think some honestly, a lot of women to I think
women way more than men. But a lot of women say that sometimes a
guy's personality and character can make them physically attractive. Well, I got a
hypothetical question. Hypothetical wizard, or is it true? Honestly? You're no,
this didn't get hypothe I think this might be hypothetical. Okay, but
so so if you're at a bar right and you want to talk to someone,
and if you take a photo of them and set that as your home
background, you know, in your background, because you know, women like
confident guys, and then you go over to give the you know, get
someone's number, and then you go they go, oh, why is that
a photo of me? And you're like, that's my girlfriend, girlfriend and
my girlfriend. So listen, this is going. I knew this was going,
but I was about to say definitely cheesy, but cheesy we'll get the
job done sometimes. And it also depends on if she think you're going.
And it also depends on if it's a cute picture. Dan. I think
this goes with the whole naked man rule from um was it how I met
your mother? Do you guys notice at all? No? How about your
mother? Yeah? Yeah, so don't ruin that show for me. I'm
like, no, nodes, shut up. And I still don't know how
they met the mother. It spoils nothing what they did. What happened was
they met this guy one time who has the naked man technique where he would
you go to the bar, talk to a girl, bring him back to
his place, her place, wherever they ended up, and like, she
goes to the bathroom something, he strips down naked for so when she comes
back out, oh yeah, and she finds him naked. How his ing
is is one hour? Four times? It works at least on the show.
And I feel like this is one of those cases where you're going to
find the people who are just like, all right, I'll go with it.
If I go to the bathroom and I come out and there is a
man whom I have just met at the bar, or maybe this is our
first date in my living room now, booty hole, neked, I'll I
will call detective to Toola so fast, Okay, I will call Sergean Benson
so fast. Okay, you will be taking up. Munch will take you
rest in peace much. Munch will take you the fuck out of here so
fast. What do you think is going on? Girls? Bro? It
is? It's hell No, it was funny on the show though it was
I remember that that was the dukey howgy character. My boys name like that,
Neil Patrick Harris, Yeah, okay, no, it's gonna be an
um So one of my favorite things to do when Broseph comes on the pod
is read you guys, um a bunch of his posts because post no,
you can't. You should have done that beforehand. You know what happens when
you come here. Um. My first one is Joe said, sexist bottom
woman And I'm just reading what you wrote. I'm reading what you wrote,
read it, read it. And Joe said, nah, baby, you're
still cute. It's just that after finding out who your ex is, I'm
scared to kiss you on the lips. I think that was I think that
a lot of people what do you mean by that? And I'm one of
those men. A lot of men are going in front on this, but
I'm not one of them. Dudes that dude. However, I still believe
that at the end of the day, I'm big on I'm big on the
idea that if you messing with a girl, you gotta like her for her.
You can't be thinking about who the dude was in the past, because
once again, he ain't me. However, if I ain't got to that
point with you yet, like and I'm trying to talk to you or I'm
gonna being real, I'm being honest. I might see some girls, like
on Facebook or something, it's like, oh, she's cute. Then you
see her posting man like, oh, I like her post, and then
you find out who she used to do it, and it's like, I
don't know, I don't know. I want to kiss you after him?
You really know him, like you know him like I know him, and
I'm like, you kiss that? Is this like a an eating ass thing,
like you feel like they eat ass, or like just level attractivity,
or like they don't feel like a lot. I feel like he might be
thirty four with silver teeth, like I feel like a lot, Like it's
just far with silver And I'm gonna be real true, I'm gonna be real.
And this might sound crazy because anybody knows me. I don't care anybody
knows me. I am not far from a hater. I love to see
everybody when it's like my greatest pastime. However, some of it might not
even just be the whole asking thing. It might just be like his personality.
Ill, I don't want to kiss you after him. I boys like
like this kind of should he be on and you mess with him? How?
How are we going to be on the same page and you mess with
him dan, especially if you know this person, like from from that on,
like you're gonna be like, oh man for Eskimo brothers like like and
sometimes you do, and I'm gonna be really this exes because a girl like,
oh well, what about the girl you mess? What? I know?
But it's like did I mess with her or did like I have like
a round even with her? Because I'm talking about a dude you Willie was
in that relationship with you? Was you was with this guy and it's like,
I just don't see how you was dealing with him. Ain't gonna deal
with me because me and him ain't nothing alife. I feel you on that
standpoint because if I meet a guy and I happen to scroll through the post
or I know somebody who knows somebody and their exes like you know, pop
up and it's like we're nowhere near on the same level. Like honestly,
I feel like if I was to indulge in you somehow, that would be
devaluating myself. And don't get it confused. I don't want this to be
confused with like, oh I'm better than him or I'm you know, I
don't get into that. But it's like I just know this dude, Like
it's like I just know he ain't even on the same frequency as not even
that. Like I can look at somebody in their ex and be like,
yeah, I can already tail I'm gonna be too much for you, Like
we're not going to have a good time here. This isn't We're not going
to enjoy ourselves. Like that's real. Like I can already tell by the
way she wear her lace fronts, this ain't gonna work. I see gonna
work. I wasn't trying to think people, And that's not saying that.
I'm just saying technically, not even trying to throw a shot. We might
like different lace fronts, Like I like baby here on mine, baby she
don't like baby here. I'm just saying, like I can just tell I'm
gonna be too much. I just want to say thank you for being real
putting out that it is the baby here that's back in style, the girls
calling it the swups, but it's baby here. But it's okay because listen,
I was a fan of the baby here back in the day, and
I'm a fan of in there rock that baby in Ladies you're looking cute as
outlets. Y'all know me. I'm that's me. That's it. That's all
a little bit of listen when I'm in my casket, make sure somebody put
my swoops on me. That's all getting a real new new. But y'all,
I do know that the young girls put that back, and the older
woman is starting to ride. No, I've been rocking baby here for the
past. Talk I'm talking about. I'm not making this specifically to you.
I'm saying that in general, the young girls put the swoops back. For
sure, My god, duds, weren't she's got there is a teenager because
they were following us. Well, that's what we don't call it. Everything
does recircle back. It does. It's the circle of line um. So
you know, I am the you know hair guru. Yes, yeah,
yeah, what the what do you mean baby hair? Like? Okay,
so you see how here I haven't like swooped in them in the front,
yeah yeah yeah, And like whenever I come in, it's always swooped in
the front. Yeah, these swoops are called baby here. She's lying.
It's called baby here because they murder babies. They take their hair and they're
clue it to the friends. She's lying. Why is no one told me
this before? Babies for this, give me a hair for hair. It's
no longer horses, it's babies now. First of all, I just want
to say shout out to NJ Rocks. They said I was rocking baby here
since barettes and bowlies with the baby hair from Blue Magic Energy. Yeah,
and that's what I'm learning this week. We are rocking baby here since baby
here and pink lotion was a combo. They went hand in hand like we've
been doing this. So you can say the young girls just trying to bring
it back, but some of us has been living this life for a long
time. Everyone takes life. I think that's that the right for this.
Okay, so we're gonna go on to the next post that Joe wrote.
Next, any man offering to pay for a woman's hair to get done for
a first date is nine times. I'd oftend going to eventually have that same
woman coming to social networks talking about how these men are trashed. I don't
know who fooled y'all and made y'all think that's a part of genuine chivalry.
So what is chivalry to you? Joe. Okay, So here's the thing
about that, because I got text vessus over that. Fool's like, okay,
so how are you going to define? I'm not defining. Sh let
me take that back, and it could possibly be genuine, like depending on
the individual. All I'm trying to tell you So this is the world that
people don't understand, and it's funny. Shout out to my man. Your
camera's here, where's my camera? Shout out to Shout out to my man.
Read from Morgan d no s I read Dallas. Shout out to read
Dallars too, though, but shout to my man re even more because he
calmed. He's like, it's crazy that he says something like it's crazy that
you can need to make this pose. But the reason why is because in
my dating experiences, I've run into a few girls that have literally asked me
like, when I'm getting their number and we're talking about going out to eat,
Okay, so you're gonna get my nose in my hair done? And
I'm like, why would I do that? Because I'm the type that's gonna
make you answer like answer, you gotta give me logic. I'm big gonna
logic, right, so what if she gives you a good reason, You're
not gonna get any good reason. They're not. It's not having so listen.
So I say, why would I do that? And she says,
because you want me to look pretty for you, right, you want me
to look pretty? I said, well, no offense, but I think
you're pretty, which is why I'm asking you out. So why would you
not look pretty the day we go out? So she's like, said,
you're not doing it right. You're not doing it right, That's what she
said to me. I said, no, there are men out here that
are doing that and got y'all think they're doing it right. But here's the
twist. Any man that is leading with I'll get your hair and nails done
for the first date nine times out of ten. That's his game for every
shorty he go at, So nine times out of ten is nine of a
shorties. He's letting you know off the rip. I wouldn't, I mean?
And if you're that kind of girl that would you cool with which a
lot are, to be honest, then that's cool. But that ain't what
I'm looking for. I'm looking to date you. It's it's it's it's funny.
It's not funny though. It's actually strange to me. When women go
into first date it's like, oh, well, can you pay again my
hair, my nails? Son? Can you send me an uber to get
there? Can you buy me a to go plate? Right? It's crazy
because why would someone want to invest in that. You're automatically saying, I
bring nothing here. I have absolutely no value. What I'm expecting you to
invest in me to make me worthy? It's like, but what do you
bring for yourself? Man? I have to do basic adult things for you.
I have to ensure transportation, Like this is crazy to me. If
you wasn't with me, how would you get here when I met you out
on a street? Who had paid for your hair and nails that time?
Who had purchased you that transpass that time? Who? Who would you there?
At? Times like? I am not here to save you, I
am here to compliment you. So no, I don't expect to pay for
your hair and nails on a first date. And don't get it twisted.
I am very big on if I got it what I'm saying, If any
man has it, I think, yeah, you should be getting your girl
now for a first day. That's my point I'm getting too that never first
thing, girl, I don't know you. You could be a scammer.
What if I paid to get your hair and nails done and you go running
another play twice? Like? What what do you think I am? Like?
What type of like guys like to call me sip some time? But
no, far from it. I don't. I don't think. I don't
think it's nothing wrong for asking or requiring a soft life or entering your softcore
error. But y'all need to understand that there's a difference between soft life and
taken advantage of simps. Absolutely, and I think and it's not always taking
advance Like I said, some dudes like that, some dudes lead with that.
All I'm saying is, don't don't try to paint this picture to me
that you think because a man isn't excuse me, isn't offering that that he's
not generally trying to court you Like, that's just stupid. Honestly, can
we get into this, Anthidi supposed to this is the big thing, and
we kind of dwelled into the last amazon here. The social network has caused
a delusion in people's mind that is, it's far more serious than it's ever
been. I think that serious matter. What goes viral on social media is
extremes. So it's men who are willing to trick and buy bags on the
first date. It's women who um can dress however they want to and still
get whatever man they want to. It's men and women who have no idea.
Yeah, men and women who have no idea how to tap into their
emotional intelligence but require the world like all these extremes are going viral, so
unfortunately they're becoming the norm, and they're in real life they're not the norm.
And I truly think that period, I think we're normalizing a lot of
shit that's not meant to be normal, and we're normalizing and then wondering why
a lot of fucked up shit is happening. But I do it in on
that topic you just talked about, too, because I've seen the Sierra shit
all my time. I always select age. We can talk about that absolutely.
What do you think about Sierras? I don't really, So this is
the thing you already know me. I don't get into the celebs. I
don't like to talk about these people. I like the subject as it matters
to society. I totally do believe that any listen, that women can wear
whatever they want to wear, and if her man and her husband is father
with that, cool, now away from them. My thing is this,
though, This is what I just don't like. I don't like this narrative
that men who don't want women who dressed like that, Oh, you're being
insecure or you're being sexist. No, no woman should be disrespect different how
she dresses. No woman should be called names for how they dress. Everybody's
going to have an opinion on you, that's for sure. For sure.
Now my opinion, I can keep it to myself, though I don't have
to say it to you whatever. I shouldn't Oh you're a whole because you're
dressed like that, even if that's in my mental you know what I'm saying.
But the same way that there are women who dressed like this, there
are also women that never dressed like that. So what makes you? Why
am I insecure? Because I just choose to go for the woman who doesn't
dress like that? Why am I insecure? It's no different from a woman
saying, oh, that dude walks around with his pants off his ass all
the time, I'm not dating him. I'm gonna date a guy that presents
herself a little better. It's the same shit, So why I don't want
to get away from what I'm trying to get that, But I don't notice
in double standards a lot are really in their Women tend to have issues with
unblestandards whenever it's not in their faith. The lives said no, but say
it so we can cancel you. Pass the jail. Y'all gonna cancel me,
and I'm gonna be back. I'm gonna be back, don't Okay,
So I want to say a few things, right, I don't think that
men who don't want their women to dress that way are insecure. Right.
Preferences is everything. If that's what you choose, that's what you choose.
But in the same token, don't shame her for doing it. But then
let me catch you on some BBL model on I g under her comments leaving
tonguey emojis and stuff like that, because that's not fair. Make it universal.
And then I think it's also this thing where men like to devalue.
Um. I'm not gonna say black women and I'm not gonna say men feel
like single mothers should not have any worth. Right, I'm not gonna say
all men, I'm gonna take that back. I'mnna take that back. Men
online feel like, excuse me, a majority of men online feel like single
mothers don't have much worth. So for Sierra to had been a single mother,
had land an all star athlete, and have this successful family, now
you got to dress like the mother of the church. You're not allowed to
be sexy anymore because we don't see that from you. We don't want to
see that from you. You now have to be the mother of the church.
And that's it. Like, for some reason, single mothers aren't allowed
to have duality. And even though she is successful in her relationship and doesn't
have any you know, scandals or anything like that going on, we just
have to focus on her being that she's not allowed to release music, she's
not allowed to dance. How we've seen her dance for decades. That's not
okay, right. And my problem is the reason why I say y'all do
that for single mothers is because look at Beyonce promo for her last album,
Oh I mean I've seen my girl. I've seen my girl was bedazzled on
top of a glass horse, and she did not get that outrace that Sierra
got not to mention how many other people were dressed that way because it was
the theme of the party for some reason, it only was for Sierra.
But I have seen out I have, but I'm like, my point is
my thing is i just don't have it. I mean to publicly have outrage
over other people's wives, Like I know, however, I get what you're
saying though, and I do not. I do not devalue single mothers.
I love single mothers I had, But do you think that single mother I
think. I think you make a point. I think like I think single
mothers, single mothers are scrutinized so much more than absolutely and I don't like
it. I don't think it's fair. I think, uh, I think
single mothers definitely hard. I don't like the idea of I don't like the
idea of making this woman who has this child that she's taking care of sound
like she's this horrible person because she had a child. And I'm gonna be
real, shooting, I'm being honest. In my younger days, I've fallen
victim to that at a time, Like I used to date a girl that
had a child, and I really liked her nice to be times I'm being
real and this was fucked up. I just wait, damn like why you
couldn't wait till you met me to have a child like I used to fight
that. I'm being honest here, like fucked up, But I'm being real.
How you grow up and grow up and you learn that you know that
was stupid. It was very stupid to feel that way, because the thing
is, would you expect her to do? She's taking care of a child,
And my thing is the outrage should be more on the fucking father that's
missing it. And you know what else really grinds my gears, just the
part right here? Half these people who had that outrage over Sierra's outfit,
Your baby mom don't look half that good you women yourself, don't look half
that good you but just could never So how dare y'all? Hopefully my wife
does never but listen to Nita's own. All I'm gonna say is every man
ideally wants Sierra right. And I'm I don't mean her as a person,
I mean like what she has. She is successful, she has money,
she is a good mother. You don't never see her name in any of
these tabloids and she still has sex appill And it's like, I think that
the comparing her to different people, it really fucks me up because there are
other people in her situation, but for some reason, she's the only person
who gets that. I don't think she's the only one. But once again,
like I said, I don't think I don't give outrage to anybody,
however I do her aside, this is my thing, and I think this
is where like the delusion comes in. Right, We're living in a world
where it's just everybody and y'all look good, y'all do look y'all sexy women.
Women are the best. I'd say this all the time. You know,
I think there's no better creation than women, and y'all do look good.
But here's my thing. Let me get you the best net And this
is why men feel how they feel. But it comes out and outrage that
shouldn't be Director George Sierra. But I can understand why men feel the way
we feel. So think about this. You can understand. A pair of
hills comes out right, and these are like some of your favorite kind of
hills by one of your favorite designers. But they're only making tien peer right,
and you get one of that ten, you understand the feeling that you
feel because you got one of that pair of ten, right, you get
that you see how men treat their cars, how they love cars, how
they clean them, how they hold them close to them, like you see
how men are. Why does that not resonate with women? That if I
have this woman, because you're supposed to hold your woman on a pedestal,
if she's yours, Why would I not want my woman to not go on
Instagram and any guy can just pick on what I get delayed with every night.
That don't make something y'all in no way like I can feel like this
about my car, sneakers and all this, but not my pride enjoy.
I think that that's not equal because you can post your car. You're going
to post your car. You're going to post your sneakers as soon as niggas
cop Jordan's what they do. They post that got him join y'all do that?
So why is it not the same for your woman? But that's not
what I'm talking about. That's another issue. What I'm saying is the idea
of woman not understanding why a man doesn't want his woman dressing a certain way
or posting certain pictures is because you're my pride enjoy. So it's like,
I don't want I like the fact that I have a car that everybody doesn't
have. Why would I want my woman to post something that's you know what
I'm saying, that's for me, Like you do you remember back in high
school? And I'm taking it back, But it used to be a time
where like, and it's very immature, but I'm just I'm being honest here.
It used to be a time where if you got to sleep with a
girl that was bad, you're gonna tell your homies. They're like, yo,
you have sex with her, and like you was like you were looked
at a certain way because like damn, you got to see her naked.
Now everybody girl naked. Um, I was just sucked to say, Uh,
that's not what I remember from high school. What I remember from high
school is niggas lying saying they slept. I don't think I'm talking about her.
I'm talking about men who slept with pretty girls. I'm not like you
were you held that on a pedestal because like damn, so many dudes ain't
get to get that or see that. But anybody can go to your graham
and see that what you're missing is it's the same thing. It's just transitional.
These niggas slept with these pretty girls. Instead of keeping it to themselves,
what did they do? They told every fucking body. So now y'all
are mad that women want to post themselves because they're still the person that everybody
wants to sleep with. That doesn't make sense to me. Now, am
I saying that you need to Am I saying that you need to be on
the internet with your booty hole showing? No? But I do want to
make it clear that just because you have kids doesn't mean you lose your sex
appill that that's not the conversation. I'm just saying that my woman might,
especially the mother of my kids. No, I'm gonna be rushed, but
everybody has their different shit. I'm gonna be honest with you, though I
don't want to be walking anywhere with my woman naked. I don't like your
mine the same way. I ain't about to be showing my shit off day
by it's yours like. I just think that we've gotten to this this world
where it's like everything is just put on the platter. It's no, it's
no, it's no chase nowhere, there's no there's no left, nothing left
to the imagination. I'm fine women are asking why Lingerie ain't respecting no more
because your motherfucker's award and everywhere. I'm fine with um being selective of what
you want your partner to wear, right, But I feel like if we're
going to normalize people are in a relationship, or people who are married or
X, Y and Z should be dressed the certain way, then I feel
like y'all have to stop supporting and promoting people who are still being dressed this
way. We can't all getting up on one person to have that. People
dont think anybody should be getting gaining none at all. I'm just saying that
I understand the mindset. I don't think anybody's beginning. And also, like
like I said, I'm because some men don't care about their women justing like
that. I'm just speaking to the simple idea of this, this narrative that
men who don't want their women justing like that, that they're being controlling or
or sexist or anything like that. No, Like it's like, well,
this is my wife, I don't want I would love to have my wife
and not let every man just be able to see what I see or now
I want to feel like that special for me. Yeah, the same way
I want her to feel special with me, the same way we said don't
embarrass your partner in the beginning. I'm with all that, you know what
I'm saying. But some men like their women being that walking around. That's
cool, and what I'm saying that to east their own I'm just saying I
understand the mindset of some men saying they don't want Some men are cool with
the Sierra. Someonere cool with the Savannah James. I love Savannah James love
the way should carry it. I mean, it depends on you. I
just but at the end of the day, I don't think anybody should be
You never going to see me saying publicly old Sierra a dressed like a whore
and all that shit. I don't do that. You're not going to get
that from me. And I don't think any woman should be called out her
name or how she dresses. I think that every woman should be happy in
their own skin, and you should do what works for you and your I
agree with that, Dan, I'm just out of curios. Is this a
dress your guys are talking about? Um, that's it. You can't see
the back of it, can I see? The theme was like old Hollywood
barely there. She was not the only woman dressed like that, but she
is the only woman who was scrutinized for it, okay, because to me
it looks like she's wearing a fishing net, like you know what. Okay,
keep it and just like that, keep going. I just want to
say, I agree with Amira not want of your woman naked. But last
thing on ig Models picks is insane and that's enough. But that's another thing
that honestly, but here's the thing about that too, right, And I'm
oh my gosh, can I speak on this real quick? Because I am
very big on the whole thing. I'll du it's just a picture, you
know. I like it, very big on that. Like, because I
don't talk my homies right now, they can call in. They know I'll
be telling them all the time. Bro, if I have a girlfriend,
I am not about to be the guy liking pictures of this girl wearing the
throng all the time, because, honestly, if I went through a dude's
pick one of them fucking weird dudes. They're weird to me that he was
posting picts shy printsbody is getting shots from john people? Were people weird?
If I one of them, dude, I mean, if it's one of
them dudes and take picts of their prints all day and my girl I go
to I go to his cumcross his page and I see, wait, my
girl like that. Then I go when I see she liked another one like
that, You're weird, your girl or him? My girl liking this man's
pitch, You're weird and shit, like, what's up with you? What
you liking that man? Pick? So here's my it's always gonna pop up
like yo girl, your girls. So here's my thing with the picture thing,
right, because this is what we need to recognize. People want to
say it's just likes. But you can like a picture without liking it.
I can see a butt and be like, oh that look good and keep
scrolling. But when you like it, you are. Now what you're trying
to say is you want that person to know you liked it. So my
thing is, if I'm trying to be faithful in my relationship, why do
I want that girl to know I like the picture are asking the thong?
She can't just get that? Man a compliment? Man, why do I
look the same thing with women that I agree? I tell my homies,
I'm like, bro, and my thing is this, if you're happy in
a relationship, and all it takes is for you not to like a picture
of a girl in the throng, that that's what makes your girl mad?
What the fuck is so hard about that? I'm not pressed on likes.
It'd be the comments. For me. The likes is crazy too, But
if you were in there being thirsty, don't embarrass me. But don't embarrass
the likeses is a lot too, though, because if I'm a dude that's
posting pics with my print out and I see your girl and like ten of
them picks like that, I'm gonna think your girl want my print Like,
what are we talking about? I mean, I guess it depends on a
picture, like if it's if it's not too crazy to me, I'm really
not, man, I don't care. If you're a man likes a pick
of ten ten pictures of something the same girl, her ass is flat out
in all of them, You're going to assume he wants a piece of that
ass. Let's be real. But I think we also have to be real
and say, like, yo, can my nigga really get a piece of
that? Like I don't like, don't get me wrong to to my future
a hypothetical. Bay, I'm not shipping on you. Just tell you now,
okay, I love you in the future. I love you, okay.
But what I'm saying is like, if I know he never has a
chance to me, it's just like you like in Beyonce picture, I know
you don't got a chance. I'm like, but like, if it's somebody
who I feel like it's low enough on the ig scale where like maybe he
might have a chance, I'm like, yo, tighten up, and then
that's it's not Celebrity is knocked down reckless civilians every day. I'm not with
it. But let me get back to your original question. I'm gonna tell
you why she said doesn't see anything. I'm gonna tell you why somebody we
like Stormy picks So I guess we all want to smash That's true, Like,
so you know you saying everybody who likes my pictures once, man,
that's never what I said, though I said I said that if a guy
in a relationship is liking a ton of pictures with you with your ass out,
yeah, motherfucker's y'all or y'all y'all, y'all got or y'all got thoughts
of smashing, which I'm talking about isn't out. No, that's we're talking
specifically about those kind of pictures. I'm not saying that you can't like a
picture of another girl. I'm saying that you're specifically liking a bunch like.
I'm just saying, like, there's there's a certain picture that I'm just gonna
stop liking when it comes to me and my girl. Like, I just
like I can do without that headache. If I'm trying to be faithful as
what I'm saying, Yeah, if I'm trying, that's my aim to be
faithful. I just don't feel like I'm gonna like your ass because eventually I
keep liking your ass. What happens if you say, you know what,
this dude keep kind of cute, you know, like twelve pictures of me
in a bikini maybe, and then you come in my DM So I just
invited trouble, you know. Um, That's all I'm saying. I'm just
saying that I don't think it's ways to try to stay out of trouble if
that's your goal. Um, this is a little bit unrelated, but i
just want to share because I've just figured out a new tactic and I've been
extremely successful at it. Um. As far as shooting my shot, y'all
know, I always say like, yeah, I'm not scared, I'll shoot
my shot. I don't get fucked right. So lately, what I've been
doing is I've been finding people that are like fine on TikTok and then I'll
click on their Instagram and then I'll start following them and then I'll like a
bunch of pictures and then sliding like in their dms or just start comment on
stuff. I'm way from them to slide and movie. I've been very successful
with that. No, I'm just saying just another level you know. Um
so um no, No, let me make this point before you go on.
Okay, back to that reginal thing. That's all I'm saying about this.
Why can't y'all understand that men can like a picture or or or anything
but not want that and there girl, why is that not logical to y'all?
Because secretly a majority of men lust over those things that they can't find
in a girl or the person that they choose to cheat on. That's always
true, there's not always so you don't think so listen to me, though,
you don't think that a man, right, like the idea of strippers,
there are men out here that love shoe clubs but don't want to wife
a stripper, but they'll cheat on their wife for one. All right,
But that's that's all right, that's that we're saying. Okay, that's not
the CoA. What she said was, I just think it's insane any of
you saying what you like and such as, but then always finding you liking
such and well this this, I feel like this in particular, is a
different conversation because men will choose to wife Savannah James, right, Okay,
men will choose to wife someone who is a little bit more modest, but
then nine times out of ten, the person that they cheat with is an
ig model or somebody like that. But what that issue is is not the
person they're cheating was it's the issue that they're cheating. That's what they're talking
about. Two different things, right, But that's what I'm saying. But
that's the thing. But you're saying that the modesty is what you want in
your girl, but what you choose to step out of your relationship is what
you don't want to because that's the girl he's not putting on a pedestal.
But not me though. But let's say that I was wifing you, right,
I was wiping Savannah James. But I still lust after those girls mentally,
but I don't cheat on you with them. But here's my whole thing.
I think that it is common knowledge that nine times out of tend when
these people go out and cheat, they're not cheating with another Savannah James.
They are cheating with the women who are lustful. Because men that cheat are
going to That's what I'm saying, just get what you want. It's not
I'm saying what the issue is cheating here though. It's not that they're going
to cheat with those kind of women. The issues that the man is cheating
period, Because at the end of the day, whoever you cheat, it
doesn't matter because yeah, I wiped you, because that's the qualities I want
you. The one I want to live my life wouldn't be on my arm.
The issues that I'm cheating period, I shouldn't be cheating. But if
I am going to cheat, like, I don't understand how y'all think because
I go and cheat with you, now, I might wantn't cheat it with
her because she was easy. Why don't you? Why don't you cheat with
a librarian? First of all, don't say you, because I've never cheated
on anybody. And why why don't men choose to cheat on their Because with
the same difference from you might be married to a guy that you love,
right, But I go to your porn and you out here looking at fucking
bodybuilders on point, that's porn. That's not who I'm trying to get that
physically, that's the porn to them, they're cheating, but that's still porn.
A lot of guys cheat with girls they don't give a damn about.
Many do start caring about them. You'll need to check yourselves, brothers.
But a lot of men cheat with girls they don't care about. This is
sexual. So I hear you. I understand you. So, yeah,
that's why you don't think it's a little absurd to us over something that you
don't want to normalize. I don't. I don't think it's that you don't
think it's worthy of wifing. I don't know, because that's how men work.
And I want to say, YA don't know. We're we're we're visual
creatures. You see something that's sexy, I could see a girl. I
could if I go to a club right now and a girl is shaking her
ass beer ass out on the club. I can look at that and mentally
be attracted to it. But I don't want my woman doing it. I
guess how don't you understand that? I guess, Dan, Dan? Would
you? Dan? Would you like to get into the edibles? Of course?
All right? So the edible portion of the show is when we read
questions, comments and stories that you guys send in and um, yeah,
if you have a long one that doesn't really fit in one of the prompts,
uh, definitely email inquiries at stormyp dot com, inquiries at stormy Pea
dot com and that's where you can type up your full stories or whatever.
You also can send us a d M at Stormy p at Chocolate Ship all
that good stuff. So first, um, first question is is true love
morning breath kisses and tangy vagina kisses? Ever, don't ever make that noise
again. Absolutely, hangy, hangy, I'm kissing, like, bro,
what I if I can't kiss my woman? What were we doing? It's
not just kisses we're talking about, because if you're in love with me,
you should have been dreaming about me anyway. You should have woke up bordering
about kissing man, dreaming, dreaming and kissing me soon as you woke up.
Because if you ain't trying to kiss me suons you woke up, who
the fuck would you dreaming about? Bro? So we're just gonna ignore the
oxtails we had last night and jumped straight to the morning breath. You should
have You should have brushed the tea before you went to sleep. Maybe the
dinner says brushed twice to day. Maybe we had a night And I'm gonna
be real, I'm bigger, like, yeah, my girl, I don't
care about stuff. And the thing is it don't gotta be no unless you'll
about to get into it, and don't gotta be like no French kids like
it will peck before you go. I'm fine with pecks in the morning.
Um and the tangy vagina kisses though that really and then I think it depends
on the day too. I think it depends on the day too, because
some days you your morning breath, you know, like no, baby,
not not just morning. You can feel it, you can taste that.
I'm actually also like, depending on the level of morning breath, I'm good
on morning head too, like giving and receiving, Like if I'm just a
little bit all right, hold on, let me go to the bad friend.
Let me throw some toothpaste and mouth washing my mouth or even like vice
versa. Good you ain't gonna throw off my pH with your fucking morning breath.
Please wait a minute, hold on, let's get up and go to
the bathroom through a little squish, a little groggle, and then we can
hop into the breath level. Yes, your your your morning breath can throw
off a woman's vaginal pH level, Yes I can. The lotion that you
put on your weenness can throw off your woman's vaginal pH. Your soul can
throw off your woman's vaginal pH. The vagina is very sensitiveness. I like
he's even though I was gonna say, who's putting the y y'all know our
car We tried that once. Y'all know I call the ding ding's weaknesses.
Okay, motion put the lotion, the soap, whatever you put on your
dick has the potential. So you're telling me, Spaghetti, I just want
you to speak on the mic, and then I also want you to go
home. I'm always I'm always be cleaning that motor, y'all. Man say
he used w D forty. You don't get no better order than that?
All right? You ever waxed with duct tape before? Yo? Yes,
I don't even know what's happening. Anyone that'sper times called for desperate me Um,
someone said he worried about the females being naked. Meanwhile, he don't
even know about the plus you don't know about the tearing you up in.
That's somebody has sex with peo. I don't think that's someone who has said
take it a couple of way. He said, too much? All right,
listen, next question, Next question, Um, who was smarter,
Steve Urkel or Sheldon? Oh? Sheldon? Yeah, and I don't know
Sheldon. They never make a TOOM machine. Listen, Sheldon was very intelligent.
Yea, they make a tom machine, but Sheldon wasn't. Never.
But turning to Stefan, I'm gonna say that now that that right, Dad,
that's that's that's some science. That is some science. They just took
off his glasses and talked differently, and he got pants that fit, thank
you very much. I'm gonna be real. I don't know Steve was that
smart because he was chasing Laura as I do, because he rible to him.
He eventually moved on though. No, apparently, I just was told
he eventually married her in the last episode already eventually married Steven. Yeah.
I think that's how it ends. I'm pretty sure, because it's the last
episode where he and Stefan split in quotation. Okay, but apparently they got
married him and Lord got married. Listen. All I know is Sheldon ain't
never make no robot that could do the robot. Okay, Sheldon, they
never do that. Steve made a robot. Okay, that's true, Steve.
Steve might so so far we got Steve with the robot, the time
machine he was able to turn into Stefan. What the Sheldon got I'll wait,
he just was chasing Lord too long. I'll wait. See y'all letting
his personal affect his intellect level, and I like that. I don't like
that. It's got something to do with you intelligence and nine times out of
tend you or somebody you know it is chasing the lower two. So don't
act like that. So wait, so who's smarter between um hercle and Dexter
from Dexter's lap, that's tough. Who also made a time machine? He
did? Also made multiple robots? He did, he did. I'm gonna
say Dexter and Dexter was younger, so I'm gonna give it to a chase
lore. You No, Dexter was chasing them, texting, chasing them bitches.
What the It was a meme. He ain't chased them for ten seasons.
He didn't, he didn't, but it was a meme when he was
like whispering in the air. Oh yes it was. They fell in love
with him because he could speak French. That's that's that whole episode is he's
suddenly super popular. Like he wasn't trying to get supers because all the means
be like saying how you say no, they'd be like letton ball the ball.
All right, y'all? Last question, Last question, last question,
Okay, y'all. A man says, when is the right time to put
yourself first in a relationship? When is the right time to put yourself first.
When is the right time? So when wrote in for the edible portion,
When is the right time to put yourself first in a relationship as a
man? I don't know, because you could never put yourself first with the
ladies trash. I don't be real, y'all, bro like you got that
first, And look how he looked that because he put the wrong woman first.
Probably I don't know looked. But I'm just saying I don't know how
he looked. My man probably look good. All brothers are handsome. I
just want to say, right, and ladies, don't be mad, don't
be mad, don't be mad? Right because I love y'all. Everything is
with love, right. But I feel like men deserve to be happy too,
So I want to say, happy wife, happy life is canceled.
That shit is trash. We should not be saying that anymore. I like
happy spouse, happy house. I agree because a lot of times we think
about like, oh, whoa, if a woman's happy, then your house
has to be happy. But it just lacks accountability. It lacks the fucking
intelligence that it needs to. Like to think that a relationship is going well
because the woman is happy, it's ridiculous to me, like that shit needs
to be canceled. But the reason why that's been made is because historically,
and I'm gonna be real with June, I'll be honest to them. Like
I said, I believe women are the best creatures. I ever say this
all the time, and I do. I do believe that the way that
women are built. A lot of times, if you got a woman that
has definitely like committed to relationship, when you tend to keep them happy,
they tend to like women and women do. And I think that's what it's
saying comes from. Women tend to love a lot when like when you're when
they got a man that they want to be with and you you checking off
all the boxes. I'm being really just why any man to tell you in
the beginning, when you're doing all the hit you're doing, that's the best
time. I don't think so, because I think relationship from experience, relationships
work better when the man is happy. But here I'm telling you, I
think that the happy wife, happy life ship came from if your girl was
mad, it was a chance you could come home and get hots thrown on
you. Like I think that the woman was such a core part of the
man's life, whether be cooking him food out of his clothes, you know,
feeding the kids, whatever the case may be. So like, now,
yes, for your life to function well, your wife had to be
happy or else shit for you. I'm still I'm saying, Like, like
I said, I don't excuse me. I'm not against what you're saying.
I'm just saying. But I'm just telling you, like I know from experience,
like when you're dealing with a girl, especially if she's really into you,
like if she's into you, when you're checking those boxes off, girls
tend to be like that nurturing shit that comes out of the creature that comes
out Like girls tend to want to cook for you. They tend to do
shit you don't ask them to do. They tend to give you that sexual
one like. But then when you ain't doing shit checking off the boxes,
now that shit starts to it starts to slow down. Like I think,
I think it should go both ways though I'm not against that. I just
think that historically, that's where that's saying came from. It should go both
ways. But that cycle you're just describing it is on see a vicious cycle,
right, and I'm gonna tell you why. If a man or a
partner gives the woman a space to where she feels soft, she feels safe,
and she feels like she can be vulnerable with you, that's when she
chooses to let her guard down and want to cook and want to be nasty
and want to do X, Y and Z. But if you're not providing
that for her, she's not going to provide it for you. It's like
a vicious cycle. And in the sense of her not doing that and you're
not doing those things, she's not happy. So that's all I'm saying.
I'm with you, though you have it has to be yinging yang. I'm
never just that, but I do believe that in my experience, and I'm
saying I'm talking as a man today's women in my experience, and some of
my homies to tell you too, they feel like it's always the best in
the beginning, because in the beginning is when sometimes people get content. Before
you get content. Though, when you'all going out on new dates and all
that, that should be the funnest time, you know why, Because she's
happy, she likes us. God, she's dealing with Oh he takes me
out Oh he's being romantic. Oh he's funny to me, he's stay a
little jokes. She's still flirt. Then what happens is years go on,
you stop flirting. Motherfucker's be having a whole girl not here. Don't like
a pictures on Facebook. That's crazy to be like nothing, crazy to be
can't like none of your girl pictures, Joe, y'all, that's crazy,
you can't like nothing. Listen, man, Joe, I enjoyed you here
today. Tell the people where they can find you, and tell her where
you tell them what you got going on, X Y and z H.
Yeah, well everybody except for that girl that said what she said, I
don't want you finding me because you got a problem with men just saying that
they don't want the woman just a sird way. Y'all gotta get over that.
It's okay to dress how y'all want to dress. The problem. That's
an issue that it really comes down to women just not liking men who just
say they cool with their woman not doing that. Everybody can dust the way
they dressed, though. I don't think nobody should be disrespected, judge none
of that. Everybody should be loved doing the same way just find the person
for you. Fund A Godda likes that it's okay for men not to like
that they say good night. Pastor Joe, Yeah, I ain't a pastor.
I'm a wedding officiator though, so if y'all need you for a wetting,
I love love man, I'm telling you I do. I'm a wedding
officiator. Now, I got a wet tomorrow. Don't don't don't don't repeat
that. I just want to say. I'm telling about person said. Y'all
can find him on Christian mingle dot com. Pastor Joe six nine six nine.
I'm not on Crystal, I ain't on nobody at officiated. You can
find me on Facebook. What's my Instagram? Stop laughing, bro, you
can't. I can't see that ship Instagram. Philip Poit eighty eight. Don't
you don't be on there. I don't know. I'm about to start.
But the reason why, because I'm about to start. I'm gonna start posting
certain ceremonies for my webs because I'm really good at it, you know,
and I'm i want people like I want to say stuff when I married people
that stays with them. I want people to really I love to see magic
work. Like anybody know that about me? I'll talk my shit, but
I love to see happy couples. I love to see people being faithful real
fast. Right, Why don't you have a girlfriend? Oh? Many reasons.
Because I was out hearing the streets, and that's what said. I'm
any reason. I was out here like every other man in the shit I
was sucking up. I was for a long time now. And this is
why I'll be saying this should I'd be saying because now I'm really trying to
date for a cause, and now that I'm dating, this shit is crazy.
I'll hear people crazy, women crazy. I just want you to know
women crazy all the best ever, though, but women crazy, you still
haven't give a specifically. I mean, it's a lot of things like but
you know, I did the thing I never did the girlfriend thing. Growing
in my dudtherhood, I always wanted to wait until I was ready to be
faithful. I'm big gonna being faithful, So now I'm ready for that.
But I just haven't the woman I'll come cause necessarily we're just havn't uh.
Because the thing about me is I do my due dillings. I like if
we ain't. I need butterflies like I need you to call my phone.
I need to see your name and be happy to pick up. I need
to win the front of my homies on the weekend. They want to go
out. No, I'm going out with my girl. If I don't got
that, I mean, then i know I'm faking it. I can't figure
it. So and then other people, you know, I might not be
abybody's cup of toe. You that that's how it goes. So what are
you doing to find those I'm just looking, I mean not looking, but
I mean I'm letting it. I'm dating casually and it come. Sometimes I
don't date at all, take breaks because it gets stressful. But I'm dating.
I mean, I'm waiting for somebody that can handle this Christian MINGU okay,
go ahead and wedding ringer. I'm on Joe for te Facebook. I
think it's Philly poet eighty eight on Instagram' about to start using that a lot
more. But I'm really I'm really on it that. But I really want
to shout out all Joe's aside. I want to shout out my next CHS
alumni event, Happy Hour. It's going to be six to eight April first,
from six to eight pm April first, Saturday, twenty second Street,
Cafe, twenty second and War and ten dollars to get in at the door
for all CHS alumnis, don't matter what class, and all the money that
I make at the door is going to be donated to a senior graduating from
Central this year, and I'm going to start doing that annually. If people
didn't graduate from Central, can they still come or they didn't go to Central?
You can come after eight after eight sixty do we have to Shore High
School? I need to get in. Oh. I got this like technology
where it scanned your eye and it lets me know, shut the fuck up
seriously, I want to see you, Jess. We're smart. Oh my
god, it is scanned all right. Ten dollars at the door, y'all,
But all the money is going to graduating HS too, and please come
support. We had a great time last year and we're doing it again.
I'm gonna try to start getting up to doing it four times a year and
every year, whatever I make it, the door is going to a CHS
graduation senior. Man six, come support to six six. Is that what
the question you are? Yes? I'm in two six six, was like
two five six or something like that. You was after me? Damn shout
out the central man, doctor pevil r I P. Well, obviously Joe's
had too much to drink today, ladies, and I got a weadon to
officiate the most home. Somebody said, here we go on the central people
dropping their class numbers. You already know the vibe two six five two six
six, won't wait, no lines, Okay, My message is always gonna
be the same. Follow me on a grand am at Stormy p p e
A at chocolate chip and simp. And if you don't remember anything else,
please remember stop embarrassing your girlfriend. I love you guys on see next week.
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