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This is Mac Maloney's Military X Files, and now here's Mac Maloney.
Well, good evening everyone, Welcome to Maloney's Millitarcksund show here on the Distant
Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac Maloney. Hey, we have a very
special show for you tonight. We have a very special guest in the studio
with us. Everyone else is off on vacation, and we talked about this
person a lot, but she very rarely makes appearance on the show for reasons.
Maybe we'll find done tonight. So gracing us with their presence in the
studio is the very lovely Lewis Lame Lois Hi mag How are you doing tonight?
Okay, thanks for having me on. You're having a you had laryngitis
a little while ago, right, yes, I'm recovering from that, so
I apologize with my voice. It's a little shaky tonight. Did you say
sexy or shaky? Shaky for sure? So, Lewis, how come you're
not on the show more often? Stage fright? That a you're gonna say
it's not your cup of tea? Anyway, we'll look at We're gonna be
doing a bunch of things tonight, maybe editing in some mads back after docs
and you know who, who knows what else? But just keeping in the
you're the flavor of the usual show. We have a top ten top ten.
Oh it's okay, should we do a drum roll or something? No,
we have music for this type of thing. Cue the music. Cue
the music. All right, here we go. This is a top ten
true a false. Questions for lowest lane. Oh boy, can I plead
the fifth? Let's say pass. You've heard the show. You know what
to expect, right, m I. I'm not a regular listener, to
be honest. Well, boy, that hurts. That's right in the hot
I'm not sure it does. Here we go, worlds collide Top ten true
false. Question for lowest Lane, Number ten True or false. There are
more stars in the universe than grains of sand on Earth. Okay, so
I know what the correct answer is, but I know I can't believe it,
So more excuse me, more stars is the correct answer. But I
always feel like whoever counted all the sand everywhere on this planet and the sand
keeps getting created with weathering? They know how much a one grain of sand
takes up, so then they figure, well, how much does you know
how much? I mean piece of sand? Then a cubic inch and a
cubic whatever. And by doing that they figured out that there is seven hundred
trillion cubic meters of sand on Earth, seven hundred trillion cubic meters, and
there's more stars than that. Well, because the universe is endless, Yes,
I mean, I think it's probably pretty close though, number nine.
Don't you think I mean really what I mean? Because sand keeps getting created?
Well, so the stars? Oh that's true. Well, it takes
longer to make stars than it does to make sand. But you know,
I'm not a scientist. It's just hard to Those numbers are unfathomable anyway,
So okay, move move number nine. Number nine. The first person to
offer the Earth was a Russian true a false true Ury Gargaron. Wow,
wow, what was I pay attention once in a while, can you do
you know? Did that count? The dog? There was a Russian dog,
Yeah, that was one, and some monkeys that they killed. Yeah,
the poor monkeys slide on ri Entia. But you're used a fighter pilot,
right, Yes. He had a very weird death match twenty seventh,
nineteen sixty eight, nineteen sixty eight he died the Yeah, he wove to
the Earth. In April twelfth of sixty one, and then he died in
sixty eight. He was flying his jet drunk, shooting the machine guns at
Reindeer, Oh my gosh, in Russia and crashed. Yep. Wow,
that's after doing something so fantastic To end that way, it's pretty sad.
Number eight true false. Number eight true false. Then Halen wrote the number
one hit Hot Fatita about you. Well, seeing as I wasn't a teacher
when that song came out, and since I'm not hot though, nice to
think that somebody thinks. So number seven, let's move on true or false.
You love bats well, okay, So I have a complicated relationship with
bats. Us about it. Well, I've had some experiences in the middle
of the night with that's being in the house, floating above the bed,
and I woke up to them and that was very and some other sometime we'll
tell those stories. But I also find them, you know, pretty fascinating
creatures. So while I don't want them near me, just like insects,
I don't want them around me, but I know they super purpose. So
I thought you're gonna say they're cute. Well, actually, there's a picture
book called Stell Luna that makes pat seem pretty adorable. Really, okay,
I knew that word would come out at something. Number six tru a false
cavemen kept downiss as pets. Why are we trying to educate people here or
what? So clearly no? Okay, well number five These are top ten
tru of false questions are okay? Good for the lowest lank. I don't
think they're very challenging. Okay, let's see, maybe they'll get harder.
Number five tou a false. She had thought Mount Rushmore was a natural formation.
Oh my goodness, I feel like I've heard this before that maybe she
did. But that's that's how could anybody think that? You know, that'd
be really strange. But then didn't somebody think Chicken of the Sea was real
chicken? So I guess I was who is that that? Oh? She
was married. They had like a reality show, right, she was big
there for a while. Not Britney Spears, but one of those yes you
got chicken. So I would say, I want to say that she did
think that. She did think that? So much applause? Is this applause?
Oh? Because I got them right? She's just dope. He's just
a dopey She married sonny how much dope. Yeah, but she was a
kid, she was probably coherced. Well, she was like sixteen, he
was like eighty five. So and he made her famous. Well, well,
it doesn't make it right. It turns out to be a drug addict
and he's all popped up and hits a tree skiing and the dies. Well,
let's not make fun of it. Its because that's a tough thing.
Number four, Yes, true or false. Mac is a good cook.
He can make some things really well. So like what tell me? Leave
me at this. There was something called chicken Ala King. Oh my god.
Okay, next, and here we go. Number three, number three,
So we're skipping over the Ala King story completely. If you don't want
to tell the bad story, how can we? I would tell the bad
story. I didn't know how much time, all the time in the world,
my dear, Oh my gosh. Okay, that story you want to
tell, I'll start from the beginning. Okay, there's three different bat stories
in our life. So we came home from a very long train ride from
Florida, walk in the door, drop our bags, get comfortable, looking
forward to watching the Patriots game. I make popcorn in a giant bowl,
we sit on the couch under blankets, turn on the TV. Maybe we
were home thirty minutes, I don't know, yep, I don't know,
whatever time, and we're so excited to just be home and cozy. This
is after going through a blizzard. And this was the train that the train
that that we were actually sat on the track for forty eight hours, right,
because they didn't want to make all the trains late, just they just
made us light and by two days and sat there and by the time we
got to oh my goodness, ran Central station in the Ark, there were
there were people saying, oh, they were on the not the death train.
What did they call it? The Oh yeah, it was something like
that like that, And there were there was microphones and cameras looking at you
know, looking down out interviewing everybody like how did you survive without food and
water for twenty four hours? They wanted to talk to you, but yeah,
you steered me away because I was going to say, oh, isn't
that bad? They do have nuts. Anyway, So we get home,
We're sitting on the couch and you know, we didn't have many lights on
because we were going to watch the game. And no sooner did we get
cozy when Holy moly, this bad. But we didn't know what it was.
This black set of wings came flying at us at the couch. So
just it, you know, just above our heads. I screamed. I
thought it was a pigeon at first, that's how big it was. I
thought it was a pitchure. Oh yeah, it was huge. And I
screamed and threw the blanket over my head. The popcorn goes flying. You
don't forget about you. I'm just screaming. I was absolutely useless because I
just it was so unexpected. And then you said, crawl into the bathroom.
So I crawled into the bathroom, still screaming, very useless, and
you put on you put on a hat and got a like a racket or
a broom or something and opened all the windows. Yeah, I got a
broom. The funny thing is, I said, I got to go get
this thing with a broom. And then I had to go looking for the
room. I don't know because I do all the sweeping. Well, I
mean, let's face it, a sorry, And as I'm going up the
stairs to go get the room, here's the the bat is following me up
the stairs. It's like being in a horror movie. Pot one. Okay,
so we opened all the windows. We opened all the windows, and
we're looking for the thing, looking for the thing, and we're tired,
and we went down and so at wand that we left all the windows open.
We stayed the night in the whole town and we never did see the
game. Never saw the game. And then you know, when they came
home and the next day he had like an exterminator come and we thought maybe
it was in the Christmas Street because it was around Christmas time and we thought
maybe that's where it was hiding. Anyway, long story short, the exterminy
never never found him. We never found him. So we were like,
okay, fine, but well we had to What we had to do was
first of all, put mosquito netting around the bed. That was the second
time. Okay, oh really no, I think I'm sure I put it
around the vih okay. And then we had to sit with text. We
had to sit in the dock with hot hats on and big fishing nets because
they say, once you know, they think the one's aid home around,
right, if then if this jill on your house, then they'll start flying
around against We said there like it seemed like weeks never caught the thing,
never caught the thing, And so then about another year goes by. Right
what you say, I'm going to say it was so that that would have
been like this January. I want to say, yeah, I guess it.
I feel like it was the spring when the next time maybe maybe a
year and a half. So this was the worst of all. This is
the worst of all because literally, I it was mild night, like two
o'clock, and I say, oh, my gosh, I'm thinking in my
head obviously that's where you think. Why am I hearing wind chimes? Oh
isn't that pretty? Because we had windchimes. We're in our loft. We're
in a bedroom which is a loft, and there's windchimes in the room below
below right. So but then I said, oh, wait a second,
there's no windows then, so what And then I opened my eyes said right
above me, right over? I screamed, covered myself again. I was
useless. Brian said, crawl into the bathroom. I did. Max said,
crawl into the bathroom, which I did. Useless Again. I don't
know what you did that time. I know where the broom was. This
time, you know. So I'm going around looking for this thing, and
you know, once again we go through this drill. But at this point
we've gone through it before, so now we were like really looking for this
thing. Okay, we're mad. We're not, you know, going to
go to a hotel or anything. So we never find them, and and
then and so we just go around looking the next day looking and then we
finally find it behind a painting. Was that the third time? The third
time we never found this guy and we didn't find how he got in again?
What about the jeep story? When was that? Oh my gosh,
there were four? Yeah, because and there was another shot. We have
a number of that, so you know what, people get it. We
can move. It's like you waking up in the middle of the harrmor crazy.
So so so that's what you know. I mean again, I don't
have mixed feelings about them. But anyway, okay, let's see. Okay,
you said that is Mac the cook. You said, I said he
can cook some things. I have to have something up with number three.
True of falls Mac is a better driver than me or then I that is
false? Are you doing your homework? I'm keeping track? Okay, all
right, that's all share a better driver than me. Yes, I dare
I say, yeah, I think you would agree with that, but yes,
yes, yes, yes mostly so I do mostly driving because I get
so I have more practice about that. But you had cooler cars than I
did. So well that's how I met you, my dear. Well,
that's not number two true of falls, Bob. The ghost is real.
So there has been some evidence that that could be true. Have you been
here. Weird things have happened that are seemingly unexplainable, not really, not
in the sense of like some I don't I don't really know. It's a
hard thing to say. I know people have experiences that seem very believable.
Yes, so I'm not sure that you know all the whole paranormal like afterlife's
all that kind of stuff is so hard to know. You know, I've
only seen one ghost of my life. You saw ghosts. You saw one.
It was at the gad restaurant and the guy came up and took out
order and disappeared. We did see that. The picture that we took at
over, We took a picture at birthday party for in the photo was his
image. And you know, you're just like and she she had was it
when she passed, she passed away, she passed gathering and they showed the
pictures after she had passed away. Right, So anyway, so there are
things that make you think, well, there's something I just don't know what
it is. I just don't think they come back and like haunt you,
like in a scary way. But so, Bob, if you're listening,
other people have felt that. So number one the number one to a false
answer for Lois Lane true false. You'll probably never come back to do a
show like this again. We shall see what you know? What my pardon
gifted? Wow? Okay, all right, there's a joke in there some
way, but I don't know what it is. So why don't we do
this? Why don't we take a right now? Okay, and we'll be
right back after this. You're listening to a special edition of Macloney's Military X
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I just did it alphabetical because no rose off the time. How about what
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on Amazon. Eight weeks later, he's ready to absolutely kill this guy because
he's got these little hickeys all over his body from the whiffle ball. That's
what he said. Okay, wow, wow, So another story in the
animals of the Coast Guard history. He's running around a whiffle ball back right
right, cracking the troops. Let me ask, Let me ask doctor Bob
something real quick before we get think serious. Doc, Right, doctor Bob,
you're you're familiar with the character Popeye, right, yes, sir?
What military branch was he in? Was in the Navy? Sorry, Doc,
you need to go look that up on the internet. I'm gonna give
you one opportunity to do some resources. You're a sharp guy. Does it
doesn't involve a phone. Take a look nineteen twenty seven, United States Coast
Guard stopping the guard coach. No, no, this is not right.
This is disinfdaction. You are the impartial source. You look on the internet
and you tell me if that if my claim is correct. Oh fair,
Now listen, it's getting a little sad now as it turns out. Look,
everyone knows he's popped by the sailor man. And what a coast guardsman.
They're not sailors, No, they're the coast Guard guys. And when
you say saleor you say so, a soldier is not a soldier. Let
me ask a marine is not a marine. No, let me ask you
this anytime in the cartoons, what kind of uniform is he wearing. He's
wearing the same uniform ast card board. No, he's wearing white. He's
always in the white. And the coast Guard had that. Oh, just
a coincidence. Okay, this just rages And if you and if you look
on the earlier the first cartoons that featured Popeye, he wore the blue,
the dark blue top. I'm not I thought it was more of an alive
color. See see anyway, well, Doc, I don't know. I
don't know any sailor that ever wore all of color. No, we didn't,
too bad, that was This is an ongoing debate. Why haven't hasn't
this debate been solved? I presented all the information. I presented all the
information, and then Mac goes it's not true except when Mac goes online and
show something like when he assigns one of the assignment's and it's burning bush.
And again, I anything I've seen in the intene indicse popeye was. I
even sent you the video clip from YouTube where he says the name of the
United States Coast Guard that that could have been fated. It could have been
faked very easily. Right after right after the right by the saleman the saleman
does he say, pop by the sailor man. I'm in the U.
S. Navy, we don't have to. But he's a Salem. He's
a Salem, and pop by the Coast Guard man. And you're telling me
that the Coast Guard, say the Coast Guarden are not sailors, is what
you're saying, now, I love this because this is the same ship used
to wait wait, wait, I'm the freak out. This is the part
I really love best. I used to hear this from the Navy. Oh
puddle pirates, you need to be six feet tall. Here I am here,
I am the single ship off the coast of There isn't another ship in
sight, no Navy ship showing up, Navy airplane showing But now we're not
setting No, no, I'm not disparaging the coast Guard. I love the
coast Guard, but we're not sailors, got it? No? Absolutely great,
No, But I'm saying like that. You know, if you send
the people you ask are going to say what the sale meaning means? He's
in the navy. I know what they call coastguardsmen, coast guards man.
So if you're a merchant seaman, you're not a sailor. If you're a
merchinger, you're in the army. Correct, right, Okay, all right,
Well when you say to people he's a soldier, way do they assume
he is? Right? So what do you say for someone who goes to
see in a military vessel, he's a sailer? If he's an emergency he's
a coast godsman. Yes, well, did another county heard from someone who
didn't serve in the Coast Guard? Now you're telling me what is yes,
he says here navy personnel are called sailors. Yes, those in the Marines
are called marines. The Coast Guard calls its people coast godsman. Thank you
for the clarification. God uses whatever branch they go. What MOREE do you
need to know? I think that's solved it. I am so proud.
Obviously you got the true Internet, and the Internet that I showed was the
lie you're in like the dock nets. I got there. I got that
you're in the dock net work. I'm in the regular Now listen, let's
do this. Let's do this. If if I just I have absolutely had
it with this whole discussion, because I took the time to lay it all
up. I went and showed you task and Purpose, which is one of
the best military sites. And they came out and they gave the complete clarification.
Not good enough. Now, only of that could be completely faked me.
Why is it not? Listen, let me just ask you one thing.
Let me if we prove to you that we're right, that's just okay.
How are you gonna prove to me? No, that's just that there's
to be announced. Okay, will you go to the to the to the
casino of the Boston Casino right in ever it? Because you know they have
a statue of Popeye in the front door. If you can believe this,
dog Bob, they do forty eight million dollars. This thing is worth forty
eight eight million dollars made of jewels. This freaking guy made a statue of
Popeye for forty eight million dollars. How insane is that? Spinach? Giving
it to the doing materials? Excellent? So anyways, I take the issue.
Yeah, I do too. I considered it's okay, cold you can't
win every bat. I'm glad you guys think you're right. God bless you
all. You're wrong? Are you ready? If I'm allowed to say that
as a coast guardsman, check with club club. Look that up on your
lightweb. If I'm allowed to say that, I get you want to talk
sailor. Let's talk like a sailor there, big guy, Wow, loser,
loser, you want to bring that game? Can I stop these segment?
Please? All right time, please welcome back. You're going to Macaloney's
Militrak style show here on the Distant Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac Maloney
while at a show we have for you tonight, very special show because everyone
else in the gang has the night off. Joining me in the station though,
is the lovely Lowest Lane Lovest Hi Mac, Hi, everybody, it's
nice to be here. Raspy voice and all. I think that's kind of
sexy if you don't mind me say it, so I don't mind, okay,
So thanks for coming. I was thinking, how are things would you?
Things are just dandy. Everything's very no swimming, swimmingly moving along,
okay, moving along, that's what we want to hear. I'm going to
tell tales out of School here because they're actually taping this on Halloween night,
even though we've had a Halloween show on already, which was a big hit
as it turns out. So we're at the radio station and exit in New
Hampshire, and as regular listeners I've heard before, we're in this neighborhood.
We're in a house that I mean, we're in a building that looks like
just kind of a big building right in a little cul de sac, looks
like a house. It looks like a house. I mean the outside,
you wouldn't necessarily know it's a business. Yeah, yeah, except for the
big radio antenor. Yeah. So there were you know, kids running around
out there with bags of the candy that we're not going to get any out
of anyway. So it is Halloween night, Bob, the ghost is banging
around here. And we also have so very special segment, very special segment.
Okay, this is just in time, requested by the fans. Yes,
it is questions for Mac from the Fishbowl. Questions for Mac for the
Magic Fishbowl. Okay, questions have been coming in for a long time and
we finally got a bunch of them together. And but I think they're like
mostly paranormal questions and stuff like that. Do we know, does anyone know?
It's a wide range. And you know, if listeners know what the
show is about, they're not going to ask you about you know, golfing,
Well, golfing. I'm into golfing. I thought you got to say
love advice well before we get into it, will you then, let's now
we're on the subject for a second. Will you verify that at one point
I was known as doctor Love and people used to call me for love advice.
Yes and no, Yes, that happened. Say that again, please,
Yes, that happened. Happened, right. Don't you think of an
odd choice or a doctor love on No, Well, I think you made
some really good You gave some really good advice to people, and it helped
them. So I think you have wisdom, wisdom when it comes to that.
Especially the guy who he called me once every once for about three or
four weeks, and he was in love with this waitress at the coffee shop
that he used to go to in Boston and Beacon Hill in the State House,
and and he would buy her, you know, flowers and candy and
stuff like that, and she was nice to him. But you know,
finally she said to him, you know, we can't you know, you
can't keep pouring all this attention on me. And so I said, well,
just you know, uh, just say okay and just walk out of
there, walk out of there, and you know, if she gets in
touch with you, then that means it was meant to be. That's when
he brought in that he had a restraining little It wasn't a long career as
doctor love. But no, you did help you you always have to be
with the funny. Thank you with the funny. Okay, So this is
talking about funny. This is I don't know if this is going to be
funny or we'll be the judge of that. So this is a questions for
Mac from the Magic Fishball from my fans. Okay, people have sent in
some questions. A little music in here, make it interesting, okay,
cent lois please. So one of the first questions that I've reached in the
Magic fish Pool and reached in what was the Battle of the More Battle of
Mons. Okay, Battle Mons is not it's in French anyway. Battle of
Mons was like the first major battle of World War One. This is when
the Germans were invading you know, France and Belgium and all those places,
and the British like rushed like twenty thousand people to go try to stop them,
not to beat them, but to stop them stop the advance. So
the Germans had this like overwhelming force, like about twenty thousand people. The
British had like about twenty to thirty thousand. But the British held off this
huge German force for one day. And what happened was at that point the
Morale was solo in England because they had just out of World War One,
like a week or two before that. This was a victory, even though
it was basically just kind of holding him in place one day and then you
know, that's a big deal. On twenty thousand troops holding two hundred thousand,
I can see that being a memorial booster, right, right, So
they held them in place and when the news got back to England it was
like a big, big deal. But what happened was a minister who had
connections to British intelligence at the time wrote this like an editorial in the Sunday
paper that was bought you know, in a lot of different places around England,
and he said he talked to people who were at the battle and they
said that at the turning point of the battle, when they looked like the
Germans were going to overwhelm, the British ghostly archers appeared out of heaven and
fired their bow and arrows at the Germans, and that's why the British you
know, quote unquote won the Battle of Mons, right. So there was
some spiritual intervention and people were saying, you know, I mean and so
then from that point on it. It became myth Is it true? Is
it not true? And you have this link Toish intelligence. They planted they
you know, all likely planted story saying that they found German bodies with arrow
wounds in them, that they found you know, things like this, and
a lot of the British soldiers you know, claimed that this happened to at
least that was the story. So anyway, you know, even to this
day, I mean, people have written books about it that supposedly display evidence
that you know, something like that happened. But you have to think,
well, why would go out be on the British side too? Okay,
there you go. How about that? That's fascinating. It's not something I
had heard of before, obviously because I couldn't even read what the word was.
But so is that the place mons that's say, village in Belgium.
You know, I'd love to know how many people listening knew that or felt
educated as did I. Well, if you read Nacalone's Hounds the Universe on
sale everywhere, I would know that you would know that. That's funny because
you usually read everything to me, so I just didn't keep it in mind.
Then you once fall asleep while I was reading you. Yeah, okay,
and I'm gonna but it wasn't what you were reading. It was the
fact that it was like ten o'clock at night. I worked all day and
I'm gonna have to be tired. Okay, yes, question, So let
me reach it into the ball, magic fishball, the magic fishballe so uh.
I just am not sure why this question people think that you know the
answer to it. It is called it's called our listener wrote in why is
there no music on Mars? There is there will be no music on Mars
as as we know it, and this is why. And I know this
from my good friend doctor Bob Gross's on the show pretty frequently, and he
has a PhD in audio acoustics or something like that. He's worked a lot
with Nasare and so on. And what they have found out, you know,
in recent years about Oz with all these explorers and stuff up there,
is that you see sound on Earth is carried, believe it or not,
in the air by the ear and actually by the wind and actually by the
wind. And it's those things that we are used to when we hear some
kind of sound, let's say music that the bass and the high notes and
so on all arrive at the same time. Okay, in oz because the
atmosphere is so thin, it takes longer for the heavier instruments, the bass
instruments to make it through the atmosphere, and the higher instruments actually go through
the atmosphere too quickly, so it's out of sync. Wow, because of
the thinness of the atmosphere. Because sound travels in waves in waves, so
waves would be affected by the atmosphere. Okay, if that makes sense.
So this is this turning youana the music, oh Bryant. So maybe the
music will just be different, very different sounding, right, and there'll be
a whole new if we ever moved there. Okay are we planning on moving?
There? Is there something well you know? Okay, all right,
I say it save Earth, but whatever, go ahead, Okay. This
one isn't even in the form of a question. Well, they did not
get the memo, so it just says the abominable Snowman, the snowman.
Okay. Actually what that is is when I was a kid, there's a
story in Reader's Digests, and it's called the Hunt of the Abondable Snowman.
And all I could think of is this monster who looked like a snowman,
right, and that was that to me was intriguing like crazy. But I
read about it and basically what it was was one of the first stories about
what they call the Yeti, and the Yeti is the Bigfoot of the Himalayas,
let's say. But the guy who was the first guy to climb Mount
Everest, his name was Sir Edmund Hillary. He went back there to look
for evidence of you know, the Yeti or the abondable snowman is the British
colbum and you know, they found like, you know, they have pictures
of footprints that looked like, you know, huge gorilla footprints, you know,
way way up in the you know, in the up in Mount Everests
the top of Mount Embers and stuff, and they found half simples and stuff
and you know, nothing lives up there. But yeah, so anyway,
the bottom wall Stomia basically is yetti and the Yeti is Bigfoot. Is that
America is Yeti? Okay, Yeah, that's interesting. You heard about it
so early in your life. Yep, that's that of me on my role
do to paranormal Would that be really the first thing that would be the first
thing. There's a lot of flying sauces stuff around two, and I was
reading comic books at a very young age, and science fiction books and science
fiction. I'm still in the crib my only my first understanding the Hominable Snowman
is from Rudolph. Okay, that's the only time I saw on. I'd
probably watched that with you a hundred times, right, probably. Okay,
these are questions for back kind of the Magic Fishball. Yeah, so we're
gonna pull question specially against lowest line in the studio. In the studio,
some people, that's special. There we go, Okay, I'm not reading
this, this is say it. You know why you have to be like
this? Why did I find my bikini underwear in your soctore? That would
ever happen next place? Yeah, so clearly somebody thought he'd be funny and
throw some silly ones in with someone named Dmetri. Yeah, that's what it
is. Okay, moving right along as they say, another question for Mac
from the Magic fishcle is why is the Philadelphia Experiment not true? Okay the
Philadelphia Experiment? First, tell me what that even is? Okay, what
it is? There is a number of books and then there's been a TV
series and so on. And what the story slory is is that during World
War Two there was a destroyer that was rumored to have disappeared, that the
US Navy was able to make a destroyer disappear, and then there was other
stories came out that that you know, it disappeared at a shipyard in New
Jersey and reappeared at a ship there in Brooklyn, and some of the sailors
were like caught in the metal and you know, I went through some kind
of Transflumbia. Now, what what happened was they found out that the Germans
were using magnetic minds. This is during World War Two. The Germans were
using magnetic mines and they were attracted to the hulls of American warships are all
kinds of ships. So what they did was these scientists came up with this
idea and it's called degassing, but what it really is it's changing the magnetic
pole of something. So the magnetic pole on the ships I'm assuming we're on
the outside of the ships, and that's what attracted the mines. They were
able to reverse the magnetic charge of the entire ship. Oh wow, So
the mines were no longer attracted to it, and it worked. It was
just it was it was genius. And in the Navy documents someone said that's
you know, when they passed this the test, they said, that's it.
We're invisible. They were saying, we were invisible to like you know,
raight iron so and iron stuff like that, to the to invisible to
the device on the mine, which would have attracted them to the ship.
So it's called degassing, and it's just it's a it's a bunch of bullshit.
Frankly, the whole Philadelphia experimenting next please, Oh, okay, that's
very abruptly ended. No more to say about that. Philly, you know,
Philly, the city of brotherly shove. Okay, I am reaching in
to the magic fish role. I'm pulling out another question again, not formed
in a question. Somebody is just giving us a topic. And I'm very
curious about it myself. Now. Just the ghost planes, oh, the
ghost planes, they are the ghost flyers. The ghost flyers were this kind
of I don't know what you'd call it, just this phenomena that happened in
the early thirties up in skin and Navia, mostly over Sweden. And what
happened was that people way way up near the optic circle in Sweden started seeing
these airplanes. They were enormous. They were had eight engines on them,
a large tail, and they had pontoons on the bottom of them, which
you know, in theory would allow them to land on water. The problem
is there was no water for thousands of square miles away from where these planes
were spotted, and there were no planes at that time that had eight engines.
In fact, never been a plane that has had eight engines really,
So they started and people started seeing these things. They saw more than one
of them, and they would do these strange things. They would, yeah,
they would fly in the middle of blizzards and really bad weather. They
would circle these little villages endlessly, just all night, longer than a regular
airplane would have run out of gas. They were still up there. They
used to follow the railroad lines, they used to fly in formation and then
one night the Swedish Air Force down. This is nineteen thirty one, so
so you know, there's not much of an air force, but you know
they're flying around in biplanes and stuff, and they went up to look for
them, and no one saw them that night. It's almost that they knew
they were coming, and then the next night they didn't look from and they
reappeared again. So no one ever figured out what they were. The lasted
for about a year and a half or so, lots of evidence of people
actually see people, seeing them, writing them down, hearing them. They
were very loud. And the weird thing about it too is they only appeared
at night, but they had huge spotlights on the bottom of the plane,
you know, shining down on the ground. So people were caught in these
search lights and stuff. Very strange. But you know, no one has
ever come forward and said, oh, yeah, we had those planes,
you know, because and they were planes, not UFOs. No, there,
they are definitely airplanes. Yep. Why wouldn't someone take credit for that
if that's the one of the questions? Yeah, very curious. There's so
many strange things in the world that's unexplained that that is true. Next,
Wow, we're keeping with the theme here. It is doing this on Halloween.
We just asked about ghost planes. Now this is about what are the
ghost rockets? The ghost rockets? Okay, interesting they related? Are they
just they the part of the ghost family. It's funny that we got these
two in a row, and now the ghost flyers, the ghost planes.
The ghost flyers were in Scandinavia in the early thirties, the ghost rockets were
in skin Navia and nineteen forty six after the war, and what happened was
people started seeing these strange rockets like going overhead in Sweden and in the other
Navian country student mostly Sweden, and there's pictures of them. People saw them
on the ground, but they were also picked up in radar. In fact,
it was so the Swedish government was getting like so shaky about this that
they broke their neutravelity agreement and actually got some RADA from the British to you
know, kind of track these things, because they thought the time that these
were leftover German rockets being fired by the Russians out of Germany at these old
V one and V two bases. But that proved to be not the case,
because the V one and V two bases in Germany had been you know,
just leveled, and there was no place that these things could be launched
from. Yet lots of people saw them, lots of people, you know,
it was the first time that UFO was something that no one knew what
they were were seen by you know, by I, but also one radar
tracked on Raida one Air Force Piblic got beside one and and his description pretty
much matches a modern day cruise missile, something that didn't come along until the
eighties. It's one of these very strange things, you don't know. And
once again, they just disappeared and people stopped seeing them eventually, and no
one ever came forward and said that was us or anything. No one on
earth really had that kind of technology, but it happened. And you can
really just look up the ghost rockets and you'll see pictures of these things.
So yeah, so they have actual like photographic of it of you know,
they look like contrails in the sky because they're they're you know, they're rockets.
They go, oh yeah, so what do you think. I have
no idea. I think, you know, we talked on the show a
lot about how there seems to be at some points, not yet classic gofho,
but people see things that seem you know, they seem earthly, but
they don't be a little bit out of time or something, you know,
like it's just the universe next door or something. Things that like that happened,
and the seams seems you know, the ghost rockets, coaches, airplanes.
You know, it could be the same thing, right, yeah,
or like you you know that time when don't you talk about likely excuse me
that time time? Like that veil of time, to veil time, you
know what I mean? You know how there's really like, right, there's
something parallel universes. I guess this is what I'm really trying to say.
But not well, okay, all right, isn't it a little like that?
Like maybe they crossed over? Yes? Right, it could be just
at one point they, you know, for some reason, you know,
intersect our universe and maybe someone in the universe you know, sees us and
think that we're the monsters. That's why that's the name of Macmoney's Haunted Universe,
that we we live in the Haunted Universe. All the other the universes
are fine, but all the crazy stuff happens in our universe though. People
come here, those time travelers who are UFO people, you know, you
never know. But maybe everywhere else everything is cool. It's just here.
Let's go somewhere else. Then up next, please, let's go somewhere else.
I don't know how to get there though, and will you bring your
bikini under item? Oh stop, I don't know. That's gross. Nobody
wants to hear about that. Okay, we'll cut that up. I'm really
curious about this. Out of our magic fish faul, we pulled out something
called the monster Solar Storm of get this eighteen fifty nine. The Monsterous Solar
Storm of eighteen fifty nine. Is that like solar flares? Yep? So
what happened was that one day, this guy's in a British you know,
observatory and he's watching the sun and all of a sudden he sees these two
enormous solar flares come out of the Sun and you know they're going to hit
the Earth in about a half hour. So you know, there's no really
communications at that time. Telegraph was just about it. So this thing hit
and what happened was a lot of the telegraph lines and the telegraph stations just
went completely off the air. I mean, the Earth was just bombarded with
this you know, solar radiation that just shut down all electronics. Now,
luckily in eighteen fifty nine they were in a lot of electronics, but there
were things, you know, real kind of small kind of devices on trains,
but mostly it affected some lights somewhere, but mostly affected the whole telegraph
system of the entire country. Now, if it happened now, we'd be
screwed. Everything would just go, oh yeah, absolutely, and you'd have
a half hour wanting and everything would just go. It would just go because
it would melt. Everything's called electronic magnetic pulse. And it hit so hot
that it actually sought his things within you know, the wand equipment technology and
chips would be like fused together like the Tati chips. Yep. So yeah,
that's bad. So that's what happened in eighteen fifty nine. That's so
interesting. I mean they talk about solar flares and solar activity and they usually
can announce like when things might be happening. But was this just so much
bigger than anything? Yep, anything ever you want to you know, I
mean, who knows, why would that be? I don't know, they
don't know. And because back then, you know, there's not any kind
of you know, real good astronomy, you know, research going on.
They just didn't have the stuff, so you know, who knows. So
these are questions from Mac. Yeah, questions for Mac from our magic fishball,
which is just filled with questions from your listening audience who seem to think
you know a lot. Why did they think that? Well, I don't
know. Why. Why do you do it? I didn't say I doubt
it. You seem to be answering all of these. Go ahead, next
please, So I just reached in and pulled out another one. Huh huh.
So this sounds just fun fun. What is the Neil Armstrong neighbor story?
Oh? Wow, okay, hang on, is this personal or is
this his neighbor? Oh? I guess you're gonna tell us. This was
in his autobiography. Oh, his biography. So when he excuse me,
sorry, sorry, nothing, I believe it was in his autobiography. So
he wrote this, but he never denied it. Let's say I believe it
was in his autobiography. He never denied it. Let's put it that way.
Anyway. When he was a kid, he was a rambunctious kid.
Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, by the way, and
he was a really rambunctious kid. And he was in his backyard at one
point and he heard the neighbors that he had a window open. It must
have been the summer and the husband is asking his wife Blackie Reas Lewis,
oh boy asking his wife for sex, and Neil Armstrong reported that he heard
the wife say, the next time you get sex is when that kid over
there walks on the moon. No way, Oh my gosh. Huh.
Well, you know that's interesting that you bring up the whole moon thing.
Yes, because I was recently listening to an interview with somebody, some TikTok
influencer or something, being interviewed by Bill mar of all people, and she
is a what do you call it? The moon landing denial? So I
was a little upset with him because he did not you knows. Oh,
he absolutely challenged her and he said, that's just Ridiculous's this evidence that this
happened? But she said, well, then who was on the moon?
Second, if we went back, we never went back, We never met
back. What you know, she kept saying this. I don't know her
name. She just seemed kind of dizzy to me. But anyway, and
he didn't at the drop of the hat, like he wasn't able to name
people. And I thought, right, you know, I'm thinking, we
all know who the last man on the moon was What was that guy saying
you were going to do a book on him? Actually had a couple of
conversations with him. Yeah, you talked to him. So, I mean,
you know they're out there. It's a shame that we don't know.
They should be. They should be on Mount Rushmore. They should we talk
about rush See it's coming full circle Mount Rushmore. Right. Well, actually
nothing should have Mount Rushmore because it's a natural formation. Where should just leave
it alone? But anyway, questions are questions that I'm reaching in and grabbing
another. Yes, what did this listener want to know? Who? Okay,
So the mystery of Saturn's North Pole? That's interesting, Okay, what
is the mischief set in North Pole? It's either satin or Jupiter, but
I believe it's satin. And and what happens is when they when one of
the Voyager spacecraft actually flew over the top of it, what they saw instead
of, you know, let's say the clouds in a circular formation, which
would usually happen, Uh, they were in a octagon. Okay. There's
an octagon shape at the north at the North Pole. Okay. And it
goes against everything in nature. Everything in nature is either like a circle or
you know, they're not octagons, and they don't know why, they don't
know how that is about. But it's it's zillions of miles wide and stuff,
and but it's it's an octogon. Huh. So once again, well,
and Saturn is a gaseous planet, so why would the gases gather in?
I mean, honeycombs are hexagons, but why would what would a gast
be an octagon? You know, it's whatever it is. The formation is
like enormous. Wow, please, Saturn's enormous. So that makes sense.
All right, We are calming down to my last few questions. And when
we do this, when we take it all right, let's finish it up
here and put every oh, go ahead place. Huh. All right,
here we go. Another question for mac maloney from the Magic Fishbowl. Why
is there no dark side of the moon? So now everybody talks about that.
What do you mean there's no dark side? There's no dark side of
the moon. It's just that that's okay. Let's put it this way.
Take a baseball and take a golf ball, and put a line through the
circumference of the golf ball. Okay, north to south, all right,
so you have the it's an illusion that there is a dark side of the
moon. Let's put that way. So the baseball is earth, the golf
ball is the moon. Okay, so this is what we always see.
The Earth turns, so for that face to be always facing us, the
moon has to turn to It's just imperfect sink, perfect hominy, which is
which in itself is a huge mystery. And the guy who who played munch
on Laura and Uta, what was that guy's name. He was a comedian,
but he was really funny. He actually wrote a book about the mysteries
of the moon, and he proved how it was most impossible for the moon
to be in perfect sync with our rotation. Was that Richard Bells, Richard
be He's passed away, funny funny guy he did. Yeah, he seemed
like a decent person. So why why would he refute that? I mean,
he just was one of these guys who wrote books on the side of
his act stuff. And that was on the books anyway. All right,
we have one more. That'd be a one. I hope people send in
more of these. Sometimes you could have another another question and answer period with
mc maloney. Okay, Wow, the diamond asteroid, the diamond asteroid.
Okay, this will be all right, writing our doom I want to put
into the music I was already playing. Oh sorry, Uh, there's an
asteroid out there that they've identified. They're able to now look at asteroids and
kind of determine what they're made of. And one of them out there is
made of diamonds. Show and it's it's pretty big. I think if they
said it's the size of Manhattan, so that's pretty big. So now you
know, you know, these real high tech, very very rigils and stuff.
You don't want to go out there and they want to mine it.
Okay, But the question is, and to me it's a very simple question.
Diamonds are rare, but they're also artificially rare. Yes, you know,
because the fears and those people withhold them and they just let them stream
out a little lot of time, and that makes their value go up.
If you have an asteroid the size of Manhattan and his diamonds and they stop
bringing them here, they'll be like there'll be nothing, they'll be like marbles.
Their value will definitely go down. Yeah, So I don't get it.
I don't understand it, you know, But that's one of the things
that they're going to do. And there's another one up there that say,
made a lot of platinum. Platinum, Okay, platinum is a very very
expensive thing, and it's in a lot of it. But the let's just
say the platinum Michael bottom out if they had an asteroid full of plot.
Huh. There you go. So you're an economist, a paranormal expert,
somebody who knows all about history. You are just fascinating, yes, and
you know occasionally Petinia underway weed on the show. Why don't we do it
with the show with other people, because that's not me? Really, do
you want me to talk about your on the garments when you're not here?
Okay? So weren't you going to take a break in uh group? All
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Kid is waving to me from Antic Okay. It turns out he wrote to
me he's got a little bit of a shy He's a shy kid, Mack.
You know that right, Yeah, I know yeah, in my observations,
yeah, a little bit of a crush on Raven. So yeah,
he just asked if he could just have the mic just for thirty seconds or
so, just to to live some pickup lines. Raven, you're ready,
You've got to drink about two or three miles. Okay, go ahead,
Hey, kid's ready, Here we go. He are you a matriician?
Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears? Right? Are you?
I thought you'd say, oh, at least okay, all right,
that's a good one. Want to give it on a scale of one to
ten? Give it? I'm jealous, so I didn't think of that one.
That's that's easily like a two hundred. Wow kid, Okay, let's
go. Why don't we just go on and let's see how far this goes?
Do you have more? Okay? Good? Uh? Hey, Raven,
did you just come out of the the evan because you're a hot?
Okay, when don't we just move on? Let's see how quick this goes?
You're forking me I'm done, okay, juicing it? Give it a
four? Four? Okay, thanks out of ten, four out of ten?
Ahead? Four? Okay, Hey Raven, do you like raisins?
Yeah? Then how about a day where there is the old Bob pickup lines?
Oh yeah, yeah, creativity cracked me up. I made these up.
Go ahead, let's just go with the deck kick go Okay. Do
you know CPR because you take my breath a row? She's bombing? You
made a song from chop Gun? Yes, stop coming out to Tom Cruise
there this week? Please kid, let's get us out of this cop Okay.
Hey, Raymon, do you have an extra hut because mine has just
been stirling. You're wearing her down that kid, that's good too, okay,
go ahead, please get I can do a can Okay, Hey Raven,
did you just come out of the heaven because you look yummy? Oh
take a turn. Okay, let's go move. Go ahead, next one,
please kid, Hey Raven, you remind me of my sister, but
in a romantic way. That's the best one. So it's so flattering because
I know you love your sister oh much, so much? Yeah, please,
nice kid. I bought the most expensive binoculars in the world. That's
how much I love you. Finishing strong? Oh yeah, okay, ready,
Hey, Raven, I secretly changed my name to your name. So
when I turn kissed the mirror, I feel like we're finally doing it.
She left the bar on that one Hilario, you broke up? That might
be one? One? Yeah, let's go one more. Let's happened?
Say? Hey, Raven? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Ten point? Wow? If you don't answer, I know it's true.
Thanks, Please, let's see what happens? Can I read your T shirt?
Raven in brail? Fantastic? I'm very thorough. She left blind people
mad? I see I see hey, Raving, Will you have me find
my last puppy? I think he might to that cheap motel room across the
street. Wow, I said she'd love it. Let's see it. Okay,
go on, kid, Let's okay, hey, Raven, just say
yes now and I won't have to spike your drink. Oh my god,
I know you more than my jar fingers? Thing? Is it me?
Okay? At the end? One more? Okay? One more? Okan
he Raven. The last time I saw a body like yours, I was
burying it in my basement. H h h h h. Welcome back.
We went to Macimony's moon Track saw show here in the Distant Thunder Radio Network.
This is Mac. I'm RONEI one. What a show we have for
you tonight, very special show. The rest of the kang has the night
on, but in the shooter with us tonight, making a very rare appearance
is the lovely Loess Lane. Mois Hi, everyone, happy to be here.
You've been here? You sound that okay? She's not in teas,
folks, She just no. It's just some fighting, a little laryngita sort
of recuperating from it. I guess, huh so anyone, Well, thanks
for joining us. You're very really grace us with your presence up here in
the studio, the haunted studio, right, that is not I am not
a paranormal radio person. Okay, all right, different strokes for okay.
We had earlier on the show. We had a bunch of questions from Mac
from the audience. Yep, from the magic Magic fistball which was hacked.
There was a couple of weird ones in there. But listen. Over the
break we got another just in by Emil. Another question somebody who was wondering
for you, for you, for you, no, for you? How
did you meet Mac? How did I meet Mac? Well? I was
a photographer for a newspaper and he had written a book, and the newspaper
was doing a story on him, and I was sent to take his picture.
So I met him that way. That's a short version. That's a
very short person. He will make it sound romantic. You won't say the
romantic part, but that's okay, okay, well will you. Let's say
I worked a white collar job at the time, and one thing that I
was proud proud of myself was I never stayed past five o'clock. That's just
the way this corporate culture was. You work your ass off between eight and
five, but as soon as five is then no one's staying. Yeah,
you're going home. Get a lot different than my job. Yeah, but
go ahead, I digress. Yes, I'm sorry. Nobody cares about that
anyway. So but this one night in my entire career as a white calling
guy, I stayed late, and that was the night that they were supposed
to come and take my picture for the first Wingman book. Wingman one still
on sale everywhere, yep. And so when I got there, the person
come and gone, so they had to send their weekend photographer and that was
me. So that's fate, right because you know he let's say, you
moved me from there. It took a long time because I was a little
dense. But that's okay, Well, a lot of time and three restraining
on his leg that he wrecks it. It's nothing like that at all,
Nothing like that at all. So funny, right, I don't think that
you joke about things like that. But it's me. That's why I'm not
on the show people, because you were all saying, yep, I did
you know? They were saying, so you have another question there? What
was it? Well, the real question is people are wondering, have you
ever seen a UFO? Obviously I don't. I I don't know. I
doubt it. Let me put it this way, Okay, there's been a
couple of times when I saw something very strange in the sky and you with
me. You know, a few years ago we were down on the beach
at dusk and just every one two times a year where we are and pull
my land off new we put masks. The waves are huge, you know,
it just seems like and I mean like huge, huge waves like in
Hawaii. So people were down and they want and they watched them. You
know, they're just fascinating. So we're down there one night and it was
dusk watching these things and there's just miles of marshes all around where we are,
and we see these two sets of lights coming and there were red,
green and amber. I remember that, and I remember people saying, wow,
there's you know a lot of UFOs have been spotted. They have red,
green and amber on them. They're flying very low and the lights are
blinking in like these like crazy, crazy ways. And I said to Lois,
I said, look, we're gonna you know, what is this?
What are these things? You know, we're finally going to see a UFO.
Yep, And they went right over us and they were METAVAC helicopters going
to the hospital and Newport, flying very low. Now all I can think
of it, we didn't hear them. Didn't hear them. There was no
sound that was until they went over. It was strange. Once can sound
is you know, ruled by the wind. But but if they had if
they had been like another one hundred and I don't know, maybe hundred yards
away from us a football field away. We would have said, hey,
what were those things? Right? We would never know what there were?
This, you know a few other times just saw stuff. We went with
a bunch of us started driving once watching three UFO movies and we looked up
and we go, oh man, we saw these three lights just go streaking
across the sky. And I'm thinking, uh no, I was kind of
believe a bunch of Stone college guys at movies watching you fall movies, so
are ufault so? But you know, so you're not sure? Nothing like
nothing like you know. They landed and said, how you doing? Have
you you have? I'm going to ask you a empty question. You've seen
a ufol one better than mine? Right? I saw something that I don't
know what it was. It was about eleven o'clock at night. I was
in Skinnectday, New York, driving home. I had just gotten off the
throughway to my exit that led to my apartment, and I was returning from
my waitressing job. Friendly. Did you friendlies? I don't think friendlies is
even a thing anymore, but I digress. Did you have the friendlies?
Unif? Please? Please? Yeah? Polyester black and I'm blue and white
chick anyway. So I'm driving along, not thinking about anything, just like
I can't wait to get home because it's so late, and you know,
I worked, I was going to school anyway. So as I'm driving on
this it's not really a service road, but the road that took the that
leads to my little community off the throughway. It's a not a very busy
road at that time, but you know, it's two lanes on either side,
and and I'm just driving along and then I look up and I see
like what looks like a headlight, you know, but it's big, you
know, And I thought, oh, you know, I didn't think anything.
I just figured it's a pl but it was at like house roof levels
right, very low, and I thought and this road that I was on
was a little bit below. It was sort of a very hilly area,
so I was down a little bit below looking up and thinking, wait a
second. So now getting off of the little ramp that leads to my road,
and I'm slowing down because I'm thinking what could this possibly be? And
it stopped and that's how it went. Holy moly. I didn't know what
to do because it stopped. I just got I really panicked. I hit
the gas and made a very quick left maybe didn't completely stop at the stop
sign, zip to home, kept looking my rear view mirror to see if
it was there. I didn't see anything anymore. Got home and kept looking
out the window, and I was petrified. I lived alone, and it
was late at night, and I got myself all scared. But yeah,
and I was like, who do I call? What do I do?
How do I find out what just happened? Did we know each other at
the time? We did not, So I was called you that's right.
But anyway, so that is my UFO story and I'm sticking to it.
At whatever it was, the stopping really got me and I honestly, I
know everybody always says this, but I didn't know that was a thing that
happens. I mean, now, knowing you and you know all your research
and everything, I understand now that that's something that happened. But you hear
it a lot, you know, I stopped, it stopped, Yeah,
I went, it went. You know, it's it's you know, following
me. We got another email. Yeah, this is great. I love
that people are chiming in lowis. Have you ever been flashed? Oh?
You know what that's just discussing. Yes, yes, okay, yeah,
three different times, four different times. I was there for the fourth one
fourth one with the gumby. Oh that was more for you. Make you
tell me that story anyway, it was a little tiny hang on, don't
go ahead, This is funny the punchline. So anyway, when we met,
you had told me that you had been flashed three times in your life,
right, not the first thing I told you, but yeah, I
did. Well, actually no, because it all happened before you, yep.
And flashing is we're a person with you know, a man with some
you know, kind of mental social issues. I guess it was weird take
it out in front of you know, girls, and you know that's the
way that they get their kinks anyway, So you're just had to be a
It happened to you three times, three times. One time I was walking
to my cars I call it walk to my car off in the distance,
and it's so cliche that a guy in a trench coat just was walking to
his car. His car door was open, you know. Again, I
just wasn't really paying much attention, just looked over and he's probably, i
don't know, fifty feet away so I mean I could see him. I
don't know, I'm beat with that number. But anyhow, so he's just
walking to his open car door and all of a sudden, he just like
he's walking. Yes, so it's a profile. He just opens his moves
his trench coat and I can kind of see that's it out. So yeah,
So that was the very first time. Number two, I was working
in a store where again this was college time where t shirts to remember in
the olden days when you actually pressed on letters and decals and stuff that you
would go to the store and say, oh, I want that on my
shirt, and then we were well, that's what we did. We made
those there. And I was on the telephone someone had called me and it
was really busy in the store. I worked there, We're right, So
I worked there. I thought I said that, and somebody called me at
the store. So I was on my break and I was right there in
the front of the store and behind the counter where all the decals and things
were for people to pick and I'm just you know, looking around while I'm
talking that's what you do. And this guy is standing there and it keeps
moving. His coat. He has on very very tight pants. Why am
I talking about this? Oh my gosh, see, this is why I
don't do the show, because you guys are just dirty. I don't know.
I like this. So there's the real answer, people, because this
has turned into it. So anyway, so the guy just moves his jacket
and I'm like, honestly, I know this sounds stupidly naive, but I'm
like, what is what is? Why does that guy haven't been at it
in his pants? And I know that's but I was very very very very
naive and didn't you know, very Yeah. I know it was college,
but it was a little slow, let's say, and that Tomain. So
yeah. And then another time, now it's out of college and I'm a
teacher now, and I was in the library after work getting you know,
back in the day when you didn't really have internet access like that, I
was getting books for my class. And as I was just there, I
happened to be dressed, like, you know, I left work and I
dressed up a skirt and stuff like that. And anyway, not that it
matters, but I kept thinking, why do I feel like somebody is like
hovering behind me? I kept having that feeling. It was very uncomfortable,
and I thought, you know what, I'm just going to get I have
enough books. I'm just going to go and cash out. This is how
we met. No, and so all right, that's happening. And then
I said, okay, I'm leaving. And then I feel that presence behind
me again. I'm like, oh my gosh, this feels so weird.
It feels so weird, and I knew my instinct was telling me something.
So I went as fast as I possibly could to my car, got in,
slammed the door, and put the key in to start. And as
all of that's happening, this person, oh so gross just like comes to
my window and like opens his jacket and again it is wow, huh weird.
There it is, yes, And I was like, what is happening?
That's three okay, that's three. Who knows why these guys? Okay,
so you have a funny Well, so when the years go by and
not that many is and so we're walking across the street in newbi bol Ones
going to the pock Lunch which we mentioned every once in a while here,
and there was kind of like slow traffic. There was traffic, but they
were going by slow and the Volkswagen bus went by, okay, and and
they were kind of right beside us, moving very slowly. And there's a
kid way in the back at the window, and he had a gumby,
had a gumby with his middle finger between the gumby's lakes as if he was
flashing us. And I will never forget but smile on that kid's face.
Here is in jail now, man. But you know, wow, so
you get flashed by gumby gumby. Hun. It was just like anybody,
look at how silly I am? Right? Yeah? Well yeah, okay,
but it wasn't number four. Well interesting, there a little slice of
you on life there. Yeah it's not though. I'm sure people are turning
the channel at this point. Oh think So okay, So now that you've
heard all those disturbing stories, time to take a break. It sounds like
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The gang has the night off, but the very loving Lois Lane has
joined us here in the studio. Thank you, double l. You are
most welcome, happy to fill in for all the gang. Really yeah,
okay, Well, we've actually touched a few slices of your life tonight.
We didn't expect to. I mean, the fourth times you were flashed was
very interesting. But anyway, we're just talking off how we don't really have
any you knock on wood, but nothing really strange has ever happened to us
other than bats and stuff like that. But we've seen some right yeah,
I mean, but other than you know, it's not like some people,
right right, But you did you do have a connection to the Amityville howerd
right, correct. Well, I suppose in a very very roundabout way.
I just happened to live on Long Island and at the time at the time
of well, my whole life right until I went to college and ahead,
so the with the neighbor that you know, I babysit for the kids and
stuff a couple of doors down. He was a police officer, and he
happened to be a police officer in Amityville. He was a detective actually at
the time, and he was one of the investigating officers, you know,
for all these calls of this unbelievably haunted house. And and I don't I
just I don't know. I mean, I've heard it debunked at different times.
I don't know what to make of it, if it really really happened.
I did read the book, because, you know, because I well,
and I knew him, and supposedly he was in it, but I
don't remember seeing his name. But anyway, and I just I was terrified
turning the pages. I you know, I do not like scary things.
I don't want scary movies, you know. I you know, I saw
one scary movie in my life and slept with the light on for six months
and that was that. So no, this was this is when I was
little, and I saw that movie The Fly, and that Oh my gosh,
I can't eat it. Now it's nighttime and I'm thinking about it.
I'm not gonna be able to help me. Oh stop stop. That was
the best thing I've ever seen so anyway, So I I I don't even
know if I finished it because I was so scared to turn the pages about
what was going on. It was just terrifying. So anyway, apparently he
you know, was the detective and that is my connection because I babysat for
his kids. Yes, go on, but there's a punchline there. Yes,
you saw him well years later, years later, you saw him.
Well, I walked high school and my friends and I saw him quite a
few times. You know, hit a car with my other neighbor who I
was my babysat for a couple of times. And it was so it was
they weren't married, they were not married to each other, they were married
to other people. They would go out on a couple of dates and they're
making out where they could see high school kids walking by. So it was
kind of a street that you know, I mean we were using a shortcut
to get there, and I mean it could have been a private little you
know, it wasn't a well traveled street. It definitely could like make out
there. I would have hidden better than that myself, cheap prick. Yeah,
I don't know what was going on. It just was like, I
can't believe I just saw that, And then I saw them like three more
times. I say something I can what was going on? Well, all
I know is then he became a bartender at the restaurant that I was working
in, probably I don't know, maybe a year later, and he tried
to talk to me and I just wouldn't talk to him, like he's like,
let me explain I and then he moved away. Well, yeah,
I have high standards. I just think people should do the right again once
again. Yet you married me. What happened? I don't know. I
guess I didn't know you were so x rated. Well, you're always talking
about stuff on this show that's very x rated. You don't listen to the
show. There's never any x rated stuff. The only time we have x
raated stuff on here is when you're around. That is not true. Double
oh. I think you're going to get a few emails correcting you on that.
I don't think so. I think what a bet, not that you
would pay up? There? You what, who doesn't pay up anyway?
So we're talking about after that though, what happened? So we were talking
about creepy ghost stories and how you know just haunted things, and how it
tends to always be sort of an older home. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
why why is that? Because on the way up here, believe it
or not, and hopefully on the way back there's a legitimate haunted house just
you know, on the way you stop at this I've read light before you
get on the holiday, and it just looks like a house that no one's
lived in for just you know, many many years. Fifty years, yeah,
easily, and like the trees are growing out of the windows and stuff,
but very very just looks like a haunt that house up a little hill
and stuff, you know. But you know, we just get to thinking,
like, you know, why is it always old places? You know?
And I guess we've asked that on the show before, but I don't
know. I mean, why would it ghost hanging around? I don't know,
why Why did it have to be an old place? And then I
said to you, is there's such thing as a haunted condominium? And you
reminded me, oh, the fact that one of our neighbors actually sold his
house because he thought it was haunted. He things happened, you know,
like cabinets would open and people. He definitely there was more to it than
that, you know, but there's just things would move that nobody had touched,
and they'd find things in different places in the house that you know,
seemingly nobody had right and nobody living there moved so so, and those were
pretty new. They were only like twenty or so. And in this place
was what they called a garden apartment, which was like a very kind of
small apartment under the townhouse apartments, right, and so, I mean it
was just an odd place to be haunted. But he told me once that
his name was Rob. We won't say his last name. You know.
The way that the that the place was laid out is like a long hallway
down to the bathroom, I guess, and a long halloway for this thing.
And he said, I just saw it like this old guy and I'll
go from one room to the other ones. He says, I thought there
was some guy came in the house by mistake, because there were elderly people
who lived there, and you know, I went looking for me and he
wasn't there and that kind of stuff. Yeah, and so he did finally
move that. So they can't be haunted condominiums, isn't it? People just
say it has to do with you know, this spirit that's left behind.
So it could be that you know, somebody, you know what what was
that land before it was condominiums and you know it was it was a rum
factory called Caldwell Rum. It's still around these things. It was a worker
who you know, plunged into the back there something right, if you're going
to go right, yeah, you know who knows? Yeah, that could
be I mean that's what it was a rum factory there. But you know,
the people that we've had on the show have have kind of broken it
down. This is mostly switchy broken down. Like let's say people who see
ghosts ghost appearances into two different things. First of all, you have you
know, your basic year, you're in bed at night and the and the
ghosts and the sheet comes up to you right or something you know, and
that's a ghost and you talk to them and so on. Your grandfather sits
in the endi of bad and pop so on. That's one kind of ghost
appearance. But when they go to like battlefields and stuff like that, with
has been like kind of like mass you know, Maath Marita, what people
is not so much like a ghost coming to you, not so much a
ghost coming to you know, visit you or talk to you. What they
see is that almost something that almost looks like it's caught in a loop of
like an old you know, Super eight movie came or something like that.
You would you'd see there's there's a few of them out there in the in
the internet, and basically you see these images of like these soldiers just kind
of walking across the road, you know, and and people who go there
at different times of the year, you know, over the years have kind
of seen this. You know, it's almost like they're caught in a look
that we're seeing something that's caught in a loop. You know, they don't
seem aware that there is anyone around them. They're just kind of caught in
this you know, kind of loop. And one of them happens in wherever
Consta left too, well, you know, for the little Big Horn whatever
that fort was. They see even today, they hear they see like the
soldiers kind of like marching by windows and stuff, and they hear the hosses
neighing and stuff, and so you know, it's interesting, so different,
two different kinds of you know, like kind of ghost things. You know,
well, it's just it's unexplainable. When you say that thing about the
loop, you know, that's when I start thinking about that idea that there
are I know that the bigord but let's say, you know, the parallel
universe is for lack of a better word, but it's sort of like that.
Yes, you know that there are these places where those time continuum sort
of like that. I don't know, I don't know what I mean.
It's the universe is rubbing up against each other and sometimes they you know,
penetrate each other, you know what I mean. People, I didn't know
that the judge look, yes, yeah, who knows, you know.
I mean, you go might be just something that, as you say,
happens the next universe over, you know, and they just re see them
every once in a while. But I think that you know, they've been
around forever, you know, I mean they in their Bible. I mean
they're a major pot of like Caesar's you know, you know, dynasty and
stuff like that, because he believes a lot in ghosts and maybe not what
we think of ghosts now, but you know, they used to like take
advice from the ghosts and their dreams and all that kind of stuff. He
know, so so you know who knows, but they've been around so UFOs,
so you know who knows. But it's like the same thing, the
ghost story, same thing as UFO stories. If only one of them is
true, one of the millions that you've heard, then they're all true or
many, right, right, If only one ghost or if only one being
has come back from the dead, then they're all true. You know what
I mean When I say that, I'm just being understand but you know that
means it's true, it happens happening. If there's one UFO, then you
know they're real. You know, there's no more mystery anymore. So yeah,
huh, Well, I thought when they had that report with all the
pilots who said what they saw on the UFOs, I forgot what that was
called. It was like a year ago or the tic TAC videos, yeah
right, and everybody was like, this is what I saw. I mean,
they are upstanding, you know, men of the military and navy pilots.
Yea. And you would think, I mean, they're not whack of
doodles, and they're not, you know, they're not out looking for anything.
They just said this is what we saw, right, And well,
once again, you know, I mean, really would a lot of people
say it if you know it's not true, right, I don't know.
But those videos, the tictag videos as they call them, is is like
one set of them actually were around since two thousand and four, and one
of the pilots, navy pilots who saw them was from New Hampshire if you
get his name right now. But anyway, what they saw was just this
thing. I guess it looks like a TikTok. It's kind of tumbling.
It goes in the water, it comes out, and these two pilots see
it, and you see it on the radar, obviously it's there. And
there's one also called the gimbal one which looks like a kid's top, and
it's just flying along in ways that you know, our airplanes don't fly.
It would just you know, just speed up tremendously and take you know,
turns and so on. Not technology from this earth. What was interesting was
when those things finally became they'd been bouncing around the internet apparently, but when
the US military kind of took a note of them and they realized that,
you know, this video was from the cockpit of F eighteen and you know,
it's very hard to dispute what they're looking at. That was a very
major turning point and how the US military treats who reposed because before this,
going all the way back to the end of World War Two, they always
said, you know, they don't exist. There are people just seeing things.
You know, they're hallucinating, they're religious nuts. You know, they
try to sell a book and so on. They would never, ever,
you know, just kind of fess up to the fact that we don't know
what they are either. Okay, So and now suddenly they say they come
out and said, we don't know what they are either. You know,
we've been saying that on this show for years, but they don't know any
more than we do. They question as as why did they fess up about
it, and now, especially so if my little quick research with the pilot's
name was David Favor for you something like that, it says those videos are
from like two thousand and four one of them was yeah, yeah, he
was involved in one of them. Yet, right, so you know,
there we are, and now it's you've only heard about them, and they
suppose bounced around the internet to the truth and that's why they did something.
But then at some point, I think it's twenty eighteen or so. At
some point what they did was they the US military for reasons that you know,
maybe you know, TV determined TBD decided that was the moment to acknowledge
that we don't know what UFOs are. They had never they would not acknowledge
their presence. They basically said, Okay, we know they're there, we
don't know what they are. And for years people have written books, movies,
everything about oh, you know they're in cahoots with them, and you
know, and you know we have a base on the moon with the Aliens
and all this bullshit. I mean, no, no, that is not
what's happening. If we knew that people have heard me say this before.
If we knew what UFOs were, if we were able to reverse engineer you
know, UFOs from the forties, we would not live in this world.
Sorry, we'd live in Judge Oh you're okay there for me, I mean,
lowis, we would live in George Jets. Since the world we all
have little eka and anti grab belts and stuff like that, and that doesn't
happen. That isn't what is what happened. Okay, So they don't know
what they are, but they and they have never known what they are.
But why did they decide to fess up to it? Now? What has
happened and now this this is four years ago, what would be the reason?
I have no idea. I mean when we talked about it, the
change of guard and people saying, you know, it's okay to say we
don't know because in that administration we've talked about on the show a lot,
and we say, well, you know, for the first time, they
got money throwing at them. Okay, they got money to actually open up
these offices that have never said anything and they're supposed about every thirty days with
some kind of you poet, you know, they never do that. They
hold back a lot of stuff that they said they weren't going to hold back,
but they do. They changed the name of the office like three times
and now it's like the most incredible acronym that you can believe. And I
think, and they do that and they know that that's that's like as a
distraction technique that has been used over the years, you know, so they
just come up to their own tricks. But the question is, and now
NASA is looking at NASA is now NASA is getting an EMMA. But you
know why, The question is why why do they decide that? And now,
like I say, for almost five years ago, you know, I
don't know, but I can tell you this. They're not Chinese, They're
not They're not Russian because they these ones can these the technologies that we saw
almost twenty years ago at first at first recorded anyway, and you know,
they don't have that stuff. They don't have that kind of technology. If
they did, we'd be all, you know, using chopsticks. Frankly,
they don't have that and and and there is as much in the doc about
these things as we are. So uh, it's it's interesting. I never
thought that, you know, that the government would actually say we don't know
what they are? Yeah, but they have so huh. Well, I
think that it's about time, may be honest, right, I mean,
what's the point of being all mysterious about it? Because they would say,
I mean what people always used to say. And there's a good point.
I mean, they spend almost a trillion dollars every year on the defensement in
this country. Okay, all right, so and that's peace time. So
that's how huge this this machine is now, I know, just the realistic
of politics in the world these days, you're going to have that. You
know, you've got to have thirteen aircraft carriers going around the world because not
everything we do is perfect, but you know, we kind of keep order
in the world, you know, I mean things go wrong without Oh we
are getting a little political. No, No, it's just it's just common
sense. You know. If you're having a problem in the country and a
couple of US aircraft carriers show up and they have like air forces at the
biggest than some countries, you're going to think twice about whatever you're going to
do, you know, I mean you will. That's just the way.
That's geopolitics. Okay, you have to so that it's a lot of money.
It's a lot a lot of money. Okay, so what does that
have to do with that that they then people UFOL people used to used to
say, well, if they admitted we don't know what this is, then
basically what they're saying is for a trillion dollars a year, we're not protecting
you. We don't know what these things are. That was the big the
sea change. As the kids say, why did they suddenly want to fest
it out for thirty forty million dollars. That's that's you know, that's how
much they gave them to investigate UFOs. I mean, and the first thing
they did was changed the ups or something. I mean, I mean,
you know you're gonna get I mean, that's like paper clip money. I
mean, forty million dollars is nothing in a trillion dollars. So it's a
mystery. It's another mystery, right, it's another mystery wrapped in wrapped in
a uh redacon? A bacon? Did you see bacon? Did they hear
that? I heard that because I know you like things like scallops wracked bacon,
and last time I had bacon, you would know probably well a long
time ago anyway, probably when you had the scouts wrout to bacon somewhere like
a year ago. Are you somewhere? I don't know, there's a year
ago, but maybe now I want scalps and let's go here we go.
So anyway, listen, you know, because we've been putting mads in here
Mac after Dogs, we're actually coming to the end of the show. The
Lois Man. My heart is breaking. I hate this, is it?
Really? Yeah? Well question that no I thought you'd be like, yeah,
we're done. No, Wow, can you help me get these knives
out of my back because there's several in there right now? Well, thank
you? How do I thank you? How can I thank you? Mike
Flower? You can thank me just by saying thank you. I'll tell you
I'm very happy to help. Thank you. And why don't you tell people
about our little experience with homes for our troops there a few months ago.
Remember that? Oh my gosh, so of course I remember that will stick
with me for a very long time. So we drove down to Massa Poyet.
Massive Poyet is something it's like almost on it as far not on the
cape as you can get because you just go right over the river and the
canal anyway, So it was it was a distance for us, so it's
basically Cape God. So we get there and we're driving and we they had
school buses arranged for people to get on to so that to drive to this
home that was being given to a veteran who was in need. And this
was the homes our troops do. They build houses, oh, adapted to
veterans who come back from nine to eleven post nine to eleven combat that's Iraqi
are on the Afghan wall. You know, missing limbs and stuff like that,
and they build these houses that are adapted to them. You hear us
talking about all the time, you know, very few stairs, well you
know, why did the always low account the spaces stuff like that. And
then you know when they build these homes, some donations, they give them
the home, They rip up the mortgage, they give them the key is
stay at home forever and they can go out and rejoin society in a way
that you know, they don't have that you know, mortgage payment thing over
the head every month, and they can get around and they get around.
So the person that they were giving the home to had been living, you
know, in an apartment, but she was only able to live in one
section like and she had to do all her living like in the living room
with a bathroom in the kitchen because she had lost both limbs, right,
and so the wheelchair wasn't easily moved around this place. So you know,
it was I just can't even imagine what it's like. She was on a
helicopter crew in Afghanistan. After two tours in Afghanistan, she came home.
She had missing both her legs. Yeah. So so we get on this
bus and there were two bus loads of people who came to support this,
and the reason they had buses is because they know there wasn't enough room for
all the cars that would be there. So so they drop us off and
we walked down and the home is beautiful, absolutely beautiful, and you just
think, this is what every veteran deserves, you know, especially wounded ones.
But you know, really we could honor them a whole lot better.
But so they had this beautiful ceremony and so she wasn't there yet and everybody
was in their seats, but they like an escort brought her in her car,
you know. But it was like I want to say, veterans on
motorcycles, yeah, with lots of flags, a lot of old dudes man
Vietnam veterans and stuff, you know. But oh, there were probably what
would you say, like one hundred and fifty people there. I would say
one hundred and fifty to two hundred, okay, And when the esclip came,
there was probably twenty thirty of these, you know, Holly Davison's and
these, and then state police were there and stuff. And then she comes
in the in the car and there's all these people just cheering. It was
very touching. Everybody was lining the street with flags. He kind of get
chills, you know. I mean, I know, we make a lot
of mistakes and people don't always like seeing our flag, but you know,
this is somebody did their job and really paid dearly for what they did.
So then they you know a lot of people speak and say wonderful things.
And then she got up and spoke, and you know, it was very
touched. And then they give her the house and and oh wait, we
didn't did we mention that they also get donations for furnishing it. So you
walk into a magazine pristine, it looks like amazing at home, Yeah,
I mean and not you know, just very very very a user friendly and
you could see well crafted. No, they didn't spare anything. They really
did the right thing. So it was just beautiful. And she was so
touched. And yeah, even made room for her, you know, because
she had a dog and yeah, probably a support dog. So the interesting
thing about the speech was that she knew. I mean, these things are
put together with you know, donations, but they were also put together by
you know, people who build homes and they offer their time and you know,
they give their time and money, you know, right to do this.
So that was the case, and the like, I think all the
windows were given by a local window company you always see in the red size
games advertising. And the interesting was that she knew them. She authentically knew
all these people who were involved in building this house, which I thought was
really kind of cool in a word, well because they really they they make
the home to the veterans the veterans need, so they do spend time saying,
you know, do you want it this way? Do you want it?
Thought? Right? Yeah, yeah, you get to know them and
yeah, I mean it's a great organization. I know you've seen the praises
all the time, but this was really I never we never had seen the
results. Yeah you know, I mean you just hear about it and we
just told people about it, but if you could have seen it. And
how many are they up to now? Like too, no, there's yeah,
I think it's like two hundred and eighty five or so. And the
problem is that the waiting list is like is a thousand. But the interesting
thing about this place in Massapoia, which is a really nice part of the
world, the lawn was put down by the week before by a bunch of
a bunch of patriots, A bunch of New England patriots went out there and
landscaped the lawn for let me you believe that, and then they went and
lost in my area. But anyway, that was nice of them. So
it was like that kind of community the effort that you want to hear about
and you think, oh, this is kind of you know, cheesy,
but if we went there, we saw it, and you know they did
it, it's authentic. I mean, there was just it's very very genuine
people just wanting to, you know, do something for people who have lost
so much. Yeah, yeah, and not in a pity way, just
in a way like to honor them. Yes, right, you know,
can I just say something you can did not lose the winners they're not well
you know, honestly, anybody who can, whether you get injured or not.
Anybody who could do that kind of work is you know, a hero
in my book in any way, shape or form, because you know,
they all I know, it's so corny to say, but they do.
You know what I mean, Our country is what it is because of our
forces present it, right, So anyway, So yes, support homes for
troops, for our troops. Just google them, see what they're about.
And the only thing I want to say too is that ninety cents and your
dollar, which is a lot for the charity biz goes right to our veterans.
So i'll troops. Wow, there's a nice long plug for them,
right, Yeah, well they deserve it. Yeah, they're really good.
They're really good. We've looked into people. Spread the word to people who
hear this, you know, do spread the word. Just send them ten
bucks. Yeah, and support them too. Yeah. But anyway, so
listen, why don't we do this now? It's time for the train to
pull into the station. Unless you have anything else to reveal the alone,
I think we've done enough. I'm ready to well wrap up up, wrap
it up. So anyway, I want to thank you Lois for juini us
in the studio times. You're very welcome, You're happy to help, Okay,
And but everybody will be back next week and the week after that,
and you will not have to one one is down to bermudas in divond Is
he going to really come back? No? No, Jamaica, I mean
probably not. Some tropical land. Good for him. I'm glad he's getting
away from Rady. That's right in yes, right anyway. So when we
do this, when we say thank you once again, Lois, we really
appreciate it. I'm happy to help. And until next time. This is
Mac and Lois. She refuses to change her name to Cheese. Still a
no, still a hot know on then I try to stay plant based,
So just kidding anyway, So I'll tell you hear us next time. This
is Mac saying, be safe, be happy, and bye bye