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So it is Naughty Tuesday on the
Minnesota Goodbye, and we'll get to the

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naughty stuff in a minute. And
I want to give you a heads up

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because some people probably don't like Naughty
Tuesday. But there, let me tell

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you, we got some stuff that
will blow your hair back coming up on

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Naughty Tuesday, and I want you
to be ready for it because it's not

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for everybody. It to me,
it's so over the top that it's funny.

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But we'll get to that in a
couple of seconds. But I want

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I want to run some of buya
that's totally unrelated to anything and not to

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do with an email. So last
night I'm driving to the airport and I

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was taking a friend flying. So
earlier this spring, we did a show.

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We said, hey, we want
to do show from your house.

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So this listener Alyssa and her husband
Brett, invited us to buy their invited

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us by their house, and we
did the show from their kitchen counter.

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And so he messed, We've been
messaging here and there a little bit like,

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oh, he's got a really cool
coffee machine, and I'm like,

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where'd you get it? And how
much that obsessed with this coffee machine?

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Since we went there. The funny
thing is it made such great coffee,

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but I can't find the one that
he's got, so we bought one that's

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similar. And let me tell you, you have to get a degree from

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MIT to operate this fucking coffee machine. So I took it back. Yeah,

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and I still don't have the exact
coffee machine that Brett and Alyssa have.

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Anyway, So we message each other
and he's like, Hey, I

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want to be a pilot. I
want to buy an airplane. I'm thinking

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about taking lessons and you can you
take me flying sometime? And I'm like,

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yeah, you had us over to
your house. I can at least

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return the favor and take your flying. So took him ap flying yesterday and

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that was delightful. We had a
great time. But on the way to

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the airport, I was not paying
attention and the car behind me when the

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light turned green, they went hunk
yeah. And I never do that.

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I go beep beep in a nice, laid down not like a quick book

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yep hang out. And I was
like, let's talk about that. What

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is the preferred etiquette method when somebody
is not paying attention to stop light?

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I don't go mer because it's just
like that's a little bit rude. It's

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like, oh, you're not looking. I've been there. I'm going to

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give you a little gentle beep beep
and then you'll go, oh, okay,

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cool. But I was a little
annoyed, like, Okay, it's

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not a big deal. It didn't
ruin my day, but what is the

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correct way to do it. I'm
a quick beep if I do it,

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but I actually try to refrain from
doing it unless I'm going to rush for

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some reason I'm running light somewhere.
I really try not to honk at people

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because sometimes it like really affects me
emotionally and I don't want to do that

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to someone else. But if I'm
going to rush and it's just like one

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of those days, then I might
do a quick beep. But for the

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most part, No, you don't
lay on the horn unless you were unless

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it been like sixty seconds, then
I think you have the right to lay

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out the horse. Well, then
I would think that they like passed out

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or they're drunk or something. But
it's not a big deal. Like I

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said, it didn't ruin my day
at all. I just thought, oh,

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that'd be an interesting discussion on the
Minnesota Goodbye. So you know,

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if you want to send an email
or you got a story, or maybe

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you had a road rage incident where
you were behind somebody and you honked.

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Isn't there a movie? I think
there was a movie on Netflix that was

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trending for a really long time where
somebody did something like that and then it

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became a road rage thing and it
turned into a whole story. Well,

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I mean there's been some like news
stories like that, like real stories of

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people like I don't know. I
read one recently and I don't know how

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recent it was where someone shot someone
in the car because of like road rage,

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and it was very sad. Road
Rage is like the most ridiculous thing,

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and the funny thing is we've all
gotten it. But the thing that

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I explained myself with road rage is
that I only know one thing about this

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person is that they pissed me off. I don't know whether their dog just

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died. I don't know whether they
just lost their partner. I don't know

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if they lost their job. I
don't know if they have some sort of

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mental condition. I only know that
that motherfucker would not let me zipper merge,

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or that they tried to pull in
front of me, or that they

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wouldn't let in let me in.
So I try to remember that. But

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I only know one thing about them, and that is that they pissed me

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off. But I don't know whether
they're a wonderful teacher or a great dad.

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So I just try to kind of
let it go, I know,

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and I'll never forget. When I
was the child, my mom had taken

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us to the beach one day and
we were driving home on this main drag

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into my hometown, almost home,
and I don't know what she did.

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I don't know she cut this guy
off, but this guy tails her for

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like three miles so close. It
was so aggressive and scary, and it

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was like a lesson to us of
like, don't do this to people,

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be careful of people like this on
the road. And it was actually scary

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to the point where I thought that
this person was going to like bump into

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the back of her car and not
like potentially injure us. But I'll never

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forget that person. Yeah, no, And it does because it is traumatizing.

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It stays with you. All right. Let's move on to Naughty Tuesday,

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and this one starts off with somebody
who says, don't say my name,

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and I almost did. I know
everybody love in the Naughty Tuesday segment.

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Here is my contribution, and again, let me know how you feel

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about Naughty Tuesday. If it's too
much, you know, we only want

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to do it if you really enjoying
it. So let me take a picture

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of her address to send her a
staff writer sticker. A few years ago,

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my husband was hitting it from behind. He was fully standing and I

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was bent over the side of the
bed. We were getting close to the

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finish line, and I threw my
head back really hard to add to the

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drama of the moment. At the
same exact time, he threw his head

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forward to kiss the back of my
neck. We collided and hit heads so

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hard that I lost vision for thirty
seconds, had ringing in my ears,

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lost balance, and fell to the
floor, then threw up a few minutes

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later. AKA all the signs of
a concussion and say that's a concussion.

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Yep. I had to call in
sick to work for a few days because

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of horrible headaches and fatigue. I
don't even remember what excuse I made to

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my coworkers and family, but that's
the story of how I got a sex

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concussion laugh emoji. Don't worry though
it has it deterred us from doing doggy

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style, because everybody knows that's the
only way a girl can actually finish.

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Ooh, staff writer signed none ya
business, you are funny? Yeah,

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okay. Statement. Also, let
us stop there for a second that because

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everybody knows that's the only way a
girl can actually finish. When she says

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finish, what do you mean?
What does that even mean? I think

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orgasm? She means what's an orgasm? Oh? Wait, women have orgasms.

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There's this thing that women get to
what call an orgasm? They do?

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They do? You've probably experienced,
maybe with one of the few ladies

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you've been with over the years,
but maybe you just were two in the

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moment yourself. You didn't realize that. I didn't notice, So I don't

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know. Do you want to comment
on that? Being the only way I

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will comment on the fact that I
think every single female is different. I

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have heard some weird shit of what
gets certain girls off, and I do

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tell it's not my story and in
someone else's story of someone else's story,

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So I think I'm okay saying this
but I'm pretty sure I know someone who

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after like having sex with her husband, she would then go rub herself on

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the carpet to get to where she
needed to get to because that is what

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helped her get off, like to
the get off all the way, like

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she get turned on, but she
couldn't get up it. Yeah, so

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I think, like every female is
different. There's like dogs scooting around on

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the with her butt on the carpet. I can just picture this woman is

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scooting around like my dog. Wow, So I will say that, Yes,

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I'm sure there are there are definitely
sexual positions that help women in certain

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ways, but everyone's different. It's
so so very different for every female.

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Sotally totally get that. And you
know what, if that works for you,

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that works for you. So this
is this is what naughty Tuesday is

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kind of like. So I do
have one that is absolutely over the top

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disgusting. Yeah, and I'm going
to try to save that one for last.

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Okay, we also need to make
sure that you learn a life lesson

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from this woman and don't toss your
head back or put your head too forward

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during moments of clear passion. Have
you ever been like really passionate, you

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bang your teeth together really hard.
Oh not hard enough to like lose.

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I don't never done that. I've
just I've definitely done the front head bump,

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like if you're in like a missionary
position where you both go in to

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do something and you kind of bump
your foreheads, but not like hard enough

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to it really hurt or like ruin
the moment. You know, there's a

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woman who worked here one time and
she came in with a gash on her

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forehead. One time, she was
messing around with her guy and she stood

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up on the bed and got whacked
in the head by the ceiling fan.

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They were doing something kinky whatever,
and she had a But she was the

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kind of person who was happy to
tell her story and all right, moving

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on here. I'm not going to
say her name because it is a very

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unusual name. Says Hey Dave.
Jenny Drake listening to Minnesota Goodbye today and

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heard the question that our you are
saving for Naughty Tuesday about if you've had

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a partner who had a weird fetish. I never dated this, but I

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matched with somebody on bumble. We
barely started messaging, just a hello,

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how are you A type of interaction
when he suddenly asked me if I had

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any fantasies. I didn't reply,
nor have time to reply before this guy

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messaged his fantasy. Okay, okay, this is the one where I was

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gonna save this one, but I
accidentally read it, so this is the

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really gross one. Okay, okay, I was going to save this for

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the end because it is over the
top, but here we go. He

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wanted me to poop in his mouth. Okay, so gross. He even

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offered that if I wasn't willing,
he would buy my poop to eat and

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I could poop in a tupperware and
leave it at a pre planned place where

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he would leave the money. Needless
to say, I was not interested,

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and I blocked him. So crazy
and nasty it made me curious. I

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asked my sister, who's a therapist, about this insane fetish. She said,

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it happens when there is trauma in
that or since formative years, when

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little kids put everything in their mouth. In Egypt, they were called scat

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eaters, and in Europe they were
called cake eaters, so apparently it's common

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enough to have a name. I
guess you're welcome for this gem of a

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weird fetish. Lol, have a
great day and a good lunch haha,

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dart lick or eat ha ha ha
again loyal listener and staff writer. And

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she says her name and I'm not
going to say it, but I will

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take a picture of your address and
send you a sticker? How long you

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think those two have been married?
Now, I just get in, Well,

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she blocked him. I know that's
crazy. Yeah, And that is

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the craziest Naughty Tuesday story I think
we're ever gonna get. I don't think

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there's anything that could ever toaup top
that, you know. I wish I

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knew more people who have fetishes because
I just am curious about it. I

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mean, you you can see the
fetishes online if you really desire to go

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searching for it, but I don't. Of course, most people don't openly

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talk about fetishes. But I truly
don't know anyone who has fetishes. I

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mean, I've gotten the dms before
asking me to send pictures on my feet.

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There's one person who messages me about
once a year asking if I can

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take a video of giving like one
of you guys a wedgie or it was

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like fallon or something, and they
would send me all this money and they're

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like, I'll literally send it to
you ahead of time, like you don't

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even have to send me the video
right away and all this stuff. And

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am I tempted? Yes, I'm
tempted because it's easy money and a few

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hundred Wow, really forgiving fallon a
weggie? Yeah? Do it? That's

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what I think. Wouldn't you feel
a little bit objectified or that you sold

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out part of something sexually? That
no judgment, Jenny, I will refer

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to you now instead of weather girl
Jenny, sex worker Jenny. I mean,

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I would say the one thing that
has been very, very tempting to

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me because I feel like it doesn't
it doesn't feel violating to me is when

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someone has asked me to send them
my socks. I don't really like if

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that's what gets you off, good
for you? Would I like to make

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a quick buck? Sure, But
there's just like the little portion of moral

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in me that's like, yeah,
maybe don't get into that, you know,

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yeah, you know, I think
it's fascinating that And I've always thought

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this is fascinating. Everybody has a
different thing that turns them on, and

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whereas you know, maybe you know
somebody who only enjoys the love and with

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the lights off in one position and
you know, there's no talking, there's

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just like, you know, the
action and then you're done and then whatever.

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And then there's people who like,
Okay, we're gonna do this,

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you dirty cent of it. We're
gonna you want you want to make mama

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happy? You get down bit.
But you know what I mean that type

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of thing. And there's people who
talk, and there's people who like this

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and other people who are repulsed by
that. So it's just interesting. And

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the thing is you can never tell
by meeting someone or looking at someone what

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they might like or are into.
Next one Tuesday, Hello, friends,

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please don't say my name. Last
week, I believe there's an email talking

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about fetishes. Well, I got
a story for y'all. Friend of mine

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driving around one day, we were
bored and stopping at random places. I

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will mention we are strictly friends.
I had no attraction to him at all,

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but I was soon to find out
it was not the same for him.

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All of a sudden, I had
to pee really bad, so I

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asked, can you stop at the
gas station? He says, well,

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I got a better idea. What
if you peed on me? What the

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fuck. I thought he was joking, but after going back and forth,

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I found out he was very serious
and had a very big crush on me

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that I did not know about,
and this was something he had imagined me

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doing to him. For a while, I kept saying hell no. He

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then offered me fifty dollars to pee
on him, so I'm still passed At

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this point, I had to peece
so bad. So after going back and

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forth a little more, he kept
offering me more money, and we pulled

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over to a parking lot. Suspense's
building, Suspense's building, Jenny got Suspense's

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Building will tell you the answer tomorrow. No, I'm joking. We pulled

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over to a parking lot. He
laid on the ground, lifted his shirt,

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and ye up, I peed on
him. I collected my two hundred

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dollars for him from him, and
I never talked to him again. It

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was such an awkward thing, but
is made for a great story since and

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that is why I'm not saying her
name. I love you, guys.

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Attached is a picture of my staff
writer sticker on display at my desk,

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and you also have two slinkings on
display at your desk, and I think

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that is super cool. Love the
story. And again it's one of those

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things where this is I mean,
this is maybe not what Naughty Tuesday will

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go toward every time, but I
think it's interesting, Like you know,

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the woman who said that the only
way that a woman can finish is if

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it's from behind, So you know, maybe things like that. I don't

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know. Again, I don't want
to turn it into vulgar because I think

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they're there's a line between like having
fun and being a little bit naughty or

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disgusting or whatever and just being vulgar. And Steve and I used to have

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that discussion once in a while.
It was like we do a War of

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the roses, and it was like
there was something where we would have to

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read a vulgar text and we would
say, I don't want to do that

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one. It's just too vulgar.
And one of the ones we discussed was

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a woman who went to the emergency
room because I think he had shaken up

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a sprite bottle and stuck it up
her ass and then it like it was

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you know, I don't know,
it hurt her ain use area or whatever.

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And Steve and I discussed that one. We were like, I don't

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think we should play it. It's
too vulgar, and we decided that we

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would. But anyway, I guess
my point is I don't want Naughty Tuesday

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to turn into Liga. That's too
much, you guys. Yeah, so

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let us know what to think.
But really, can it get any worse

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than what you just heard? Ah? Next one, this is not a

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Naughty Tuesday one, So I think
we'll probably save it for tomorrow. But

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we still have some emails that we
have not gotten to. That one I'm

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not going to do and we'll save
that one for tomorrow. Okay, very

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good, Thank you so much for
the Minnesota goodbyes, and send those into

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Ryan's show at katiewb dot com.
And one thing is, hey, seriously,

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let us know whether you like this
bit or not. Maybe are like,

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yeah, guys, not really what
I expect. It's the off brand.

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Yeah, it's a little off brand. Let me know. One day

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a week. I've fun opinion in
there. I think it's fun and I

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think it's interesting, not because I
like, you know, get off here

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and about other people's sex stories,
but just how everybody experiences sex at many

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points in their life and some of
the misadventures that you don't really talk about

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you know what I mean, Like, I think I told you about the

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girl that like accidentally pooped on the
floor during sex back when I was in

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my twenties, and I was so
mortified. I was like, oh my

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god, I wish she would leave, but she didn't. She picked it

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up with her fingers, went through
it in the toilet, washed her hands,

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and came back out. It's like, where do you want to go

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for lunch? I'm like, anywhere
here. I know what to be around

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you. All Right, that's it. Thank you for listening. M