So it is Naughty Tuesday on the Minnesota Goodbye, and we'll get to the
naughty stuff in a minute. And I want to give you a heads up
because some people probably don't like Naughty Tuesday. But there, let me tell
you, we got some stuff that will blow your hair back coming up on
Naughty Tuesday, and I want you to be ready for it because it's not
for everybody. It to me, it's so over the top that it's funny.
But we'll get to that in a couple of seconds. But I want
I want to run some of buya that's totally unrelated to anything and not to
do with an email. So last night I'm driving to the airport and I
was taking a friend flying. So earlier this spring, we did a show.
We said, hey, we want to do show from your house.
So this listener Alyssa and her husband Brett, invited us to buy their invited
us by their house, and we did the show from their kitchen counter.
And so he messed, We've been messaging here and there a little bit like,
oh, he's got a really cool coffee machine, and I'm like,
where'd you get it? And how much that obsessed with this coffee machine?
Since we went there. The funny thing is it made such great coffee,
but I can't find the one that he's got, so we bought one that's
similar. And let me tell you, you have to get a degree from
MIT to operate this fucking coffee machine. So I took it back. Yeah,
and I still don't have the exact coffee machine that Brett and Alyssa have.
Anyway, So we message each other and he's like, Hey, I
want to be a pilot. I want to buy an airplane. I'm thinking
about taking lessons and you can you take me flying sometime? And I'm like,
yeah, you had us over to your house. I can at least
return the favor and take your flying. So took him ap flying yesterday and
that was delightful. We had a great time. But on the way to
the airport, I was not paying attention and the car behind me when the
light turned green, they went hunk yeah. And I never do that.
I go beep beep in a nice, laid down not like a quick book
yep hang out. And I was like, let's talk about that. What
is the preferred etiquette method when somebody is not paying attention to stop light?
I don't go mer because it's just like that's a little bit rude. It's
like, oh, you're not looking. I've been there. I'm going to
give you a little gentle beep beep and then you'll go, oh, okay,
cool. But I was a little annoyed, like, Okay, it's
not a big deal. It didn't ruin my day, but what is the
correct way to do it. I'm a quick beep if I do it,
but I actually try to refrain from doing it unless I'm going to rush for
some reason I'm running light somewhere. I really try not to honk at people
because sometimes it like really affects me emotionally and I don't want to do that
to someone else. But if I'm going to rush and it's just like one
of those days, then I might do a quick beep. But for the
most part, No, you don't lay on the horn unless you were unless
it been like sixty seconds, then I think you have the right to lay
out the horse. Well, then I would think that they like passed out
or they're drunk or something. But it's not a big deal. Like I
said, it didn't ruin my day at all. I just thought, oh,
that'd be an interesting discussion on the Minnesota Goodbye. So you know,
if you want to send an email or you got a story, or maybe
you had a road rage incident where you were behind somebody and you honked.
Isn't there a movie? I think there was a movie on Netflix that was
trending for a really long time where somebody did something like that and then it
became a road rage thing and it turned into a whole story. Well,
I mean there's been some like news stories like that, like real stories of
people like I don't know. I read one recently and I don't know how
recent it was where someone shot someone in the car because of like road rage,
and it was very sad. Road Rage is like the most ridiculous thing,
and the funny thing is we've all gotten it. But the thing that
I explained myself with road rage is that I only know one thing about this
person is that they pissed me off. I don't know whether their dog just
died. I don't know whether they just lost their partner. I don't know
if they lost their job. I don't know if they have some sort of
mental condition. I only know that that motherfucker would not let me zipper merge,
or that they tried to pull in front of me, or that they
wouldn't let in let me in. So I try to remember that. But
I only know one thing about them, and that is that they pissed me
off. But I don't know whether they're a wonderful teacher or a great dad.
So I just try to kind of let it go, I know,
and I'll never forget. When I was the child, my mom had taken
us to the beach one day and we were driving home on this main drag
into my hometown, almost home, and I don't know what she did.
I don't know she cut this guy off, but this guy tails her for
like three miles so close. It was so aggressive and scary, and it
was like a lesson to us of like, don't do this to people,
be careful of people like this on the road. And it was actually scary
to the point where I thought that this person was going to like bump into
the back of her car and not like potentially injure us. But I'll never
forget that person. Yeah, no, And it does because it is traumatizing.
It stays with you. All right. Let's move on to Naughty Tuesday,
and this one starts off with somebody who says, don't say my name,
and I almost did. I know everybody love in the Naughty Tuesday segment.
Here is my contribution, and again, let me know how you feel
about Naughty Tuesday. If it's too much, you know, we only want
to do it if you really enjoying it. So let me take a picture
of her address to send her a staff writer sticker. A few years ago,
my husband was hitting it from behind. He was fully standing and I
was bent over the side of the bed. We were getting close to the
finish line, and I threw my head back really hard to add to the
drama of the moment. At the same exact time, he threw his head
forward to kiss the back of my neck. We collided and hit heads so
hard that I lost vision for thirty seconds, had ringing in my ears,
lost balance, and fell to the floor, then threw up a few minutes
later. AKA all the signs of a concussion and say that's a concussion.
Yep. I had to call in sick to work for a few days because
of horrible headaches and fatigue. I don't even remember what excuse I made to
my coworkers and family, but that's the story of how I got a sex
concussion laugh emoji. Don't worry though it has it deterred us from doing doggy
style, because everybody knows that's the only way a girl can actually finish.
Ooh, staff writer signed none ya business, you are funny? Yeah,
okay. Statement. Also, let us stop there for a second that because
everybody knows that's the only way a girl can actually finish. When she says
finish, what do you mean? What does that even mean? I think
orgasm? She means what's an orgasm? Oh? Wait, women have orgasms.
There's this thing that women get to what call an orgasm? They do?
They do? You've probably experienced, maybe with one of the few ladies
you've been with over the years, but maybe you just were two in the
moment yourself. You didn't realize that. I didn't notice, So I don't
know. Do you want to comment on that? Being the only way I
will comment on the fact that I think every single female is different. I
have heard some weird shit of what gets certain girls off, and I do
tell it's not my story and in someone else's story of someone else's story,
So I think I'm okay saying this but I'm pretty sure I know someone who
after like having sex with her husband, she would then go rub herself on
the carpet to get to where she needed to get to because that is what
helped her get off, like to the get off all the way, like
she get turned on, but she couldn't get up it. Yeah, so
I think, like every female is different. There's like dogs scooting around on
the with her butt on the carpet. I can just picture this woman is
scooting around like my dog. Wow, So I will say that, Yes,
I'm sure there are there are definitely sexual positions that help women in certain
ways, but everyone's different. It's so so very different for every female.
Sotally totally get that. And you know what, if that works for you,
that works for you. So this is this is what naughty Tuesday is
kind of like. So I do have one that is absolutely over the top
disgusting. Yeah, and I'm going to try to save that one for last.
Okay, we also need to make sure that you learn a life lesson
from this woman and don't toss your head back or put your head too forward
during moments of clear passion. Have you ever been like really passionate, you
bang your teeth together really hard. Oh not hard enough to like lose.
I don't never done that. I've just I've definitely done the front head bump,
like if you're in like a missionary position where you both go in to
do something and you kind of bump your foreheads, but not like hard enough
to it really hurt or like ruin the moment. You know, there's a
woman who worked here one time and she came in with a gash on her
forehead. One time, she was messing around with her guy and she stood
up on the bed and got whacked in the head by the ceiling fan.
They were doing something kinky whatever, and she had a But she was the
kind of person who was happy to tell her story and all right, moving
on here. I'm not going to say her name because it is a very
unusual name. Says Hey Dave. Jenny Drake listening to Minnesota Goodbye today and
heard the question that our you are saving for Naughty Tuesday about if you've had
a partner who had a weird fetish. I never dated this, but I
matched with somebody on bumble. We barely started messaging, just a hello,
how are you A type of interaction when he suddenly asked me if I had
any fantasies. I didn't reply, nor have time to reply before this guy
messaged his fantasy. Okay, okay, this is the one where I was
gonna save this one, but I accidentally read it, so this is the
really gross one. Okay, okay, I was going to save this for
the end because it is over the top, but here we go. He
wanted me to poop in his mouth. Okay, so gross. He even
offered that if I wasn't willing, he would buy my poop to eat and
I could poop in a tupperware and leave it at a pre planned place where
he would leave the money. Needless to say, I was not interested,
and I blocked him. So crazy and nasty it made me curious. I
asked my sister, who's a therapist, about this insane fetish. She said,
it happens when there is trauma in that or since formative years, when
little kids put everything in their mouth. In Egypt, they were called scat
eaters, and in Europe they were called cake eaters, so apparently it's common
enough to have a name. I guess you're welcome for this gem of a
weird fetish. Lol, have a great day and a good lunch haha,
dart lick or eat ha ha ha again loyal listener and staff writer. And
she says her name and I'm not going to say it, but I will
take a picture of your address and send you a sticker? How long you
think those two have been married? Now, I just get in, Well,
she blocked him. I know that's crazy. Yeah, And that is
the craziest Naughty Tuesday story I think we're ever gonna get. I don't think
there's anything that could ever toaup top that, you know. I wish I
knew more people who have fetishes because I just am curious about it. I
mean, you you can see the fetishes online if you really desire to go
searching for it, but I don't. Of course, most people don't openly
talk about fetishes. But I truly don't know anyone who has fetishes. I
mean, I've gotten the dms before asking me to send pictures on my feet.
There's one person who messages me about once a year asking if I can
take a video of giving like one of you guys a wedgie or it was
like fallon or something, and they would send me all this money and they're
like, I'll literally send it to you ahead of time, like you don't
even have to send me the video right away and all this stuff. And
am I tempted? Yes, I'm tempted because it's easy money and a few
hundred Wow, really forgiving fallon a weggie? Yeah? Do it? That's
what I think. Wouldn't you feel a little bit objectified or that you sold
out part of something sexually? That no judgment, Jenny, I will refer
to you now instead of weather girl Jenny, sex worker Jenny. I mean,
I would say the one thing that has been very, very tempting to
me because I feel like it doesn't it doesn't feel violating to me is when
someone has asked me to send them my socks. I don't really like if
that's what gets you off, good for you? Would I like to make
a quick buck? Sure, But there's just like the little portion of moral
in me that's like, yeah, maybe don't get into that, you know,
yeah, you know, I think it's fascinating that And I've always thought
this is fascinating. Everybody has a different thing that turns them on, and
whereas you know, maybe you know somebody who only enjoys the love and with
the lights off in one position and you know, there's no talking, there's
just like, you know, the action and then you're done and then whatever.
And then there's people who like, Okay, we're gonna do this,
you dirty cent of it. We're gonna you want you want to make mama
happy? You get down bit. But you know what I mean that type
of thing. And there's people who talk, and there's people who like this
and other people who are repulsed by that. So it's just interesting. And
the thing is you can never tell by meeting someone or looking at someone what
they might like or are into. Next one Tuesday, Hello, friends,
please don't say my name. Last week, I believe there's an email talking
about fetishes. Well, I got a story for y'all. Friend of mine
driving around one day, we were bored and stopping at random places. I
will mention we are strictly friends. I had no attraction to him at all,
but I was soon to find out it was not the same for him.
All of a sudden, I had to pee really bad, so I
asked, can you stop at the gas station? He says, well,
I got a better idea. What if you peed on me? What the
fuck. I thought he was joking, but after going back and forth,
I found out he was very serious and had a very big crush on me
that I did not know about, and this was something he had imagined me
doing to him. For a while, I kept saying hell no. He
then offered me fifty dollars to pee on him, so I'm still passed At
this point, I had to peece so bad. So after going back and
forth a little more, he kept offering me more money, and we pulled
over to a parking lot. Suspense's building, Suspense's building, Jenny got Suspense's
Building will tell you the answer tomorrow. No, I'm joking. We pulled
over to a parking lot. He laid on the ground, lifted his shirt,
and ye up, I peed on him. I collected my two hundred
dollars for him from him, and I never talked to him again. It
was such an awkward thing, but is made for a great story since and
that is why I'm not saying her name. I love you, guys.
Attached is a picture of my staff writer sticker on display at my desk,
and you also have two slinkings on display at your desk, and I think
that is super cool. Love the story. And again it's one of those
things where this is I mean, this is maybe not what Naughty Tuesday will
go toward every time, but I think it's interesting, Like you know,
the woman who said that the only way that a woman can finish is if
it's from behind, So you know, maybe things like that. I don't
know. Again, I don't want to turn it into vulgar because I think
they're there's a line between like having fun and being a little bit naughty or
disgusting or whatever and just being vulgar. And Steve and I used to have
that discussion once in a while. It was like we do a War of
the roses, and it was like there was something where we would have to
read a vulgar text and we would say, I don't want to do that
one. It's just too vulgar. And one of the ones we discussed was
a woman who went to the emergency room because I think he had shaken up
a sprite bottle and stuck it up her ass and then it like it was
you know, I don't know, it hurt her ain use area or whatever.
And Steve and I discussed that one. We were like, I don't
think we should play it. It's too vulgar, and we decided that we
would. But anyway, I guess my point is I don't want Naughty Tuesday
to turn into Liga. That's too much, you guys. Yeah, so
let us know what to think. But really, can it get any worse
than what you just heard? Ah? Next one, this is not a
Naughty Tuesday one, So I think we'll probably save it for tomorrow. But
we still have some emails that we have not gotten to. That one I'm
not going to do and we'll save that one for tomorrow. Okay, very
good, Thank you so much for the Minnesota goodbyes, and send those into
Ryan's show at katiewb dot com. And one thing is, hey, seriously,
let us know whether you like this bit or not. Maybe are like,
yeah, guys, not really what I expect. It's the off brand.
Yeah, it's a little off brand. Let me know. One day
a week. I've fun opinion in there. I think it's fun and I
think it's interesting, not because I like, you know, get off here
and about other people's sex stories, but just how everybody experiences sex at many
points in their life and some of the misadventures that you don't really talk about
you know what I mean, Like, I think I told you about the
girl that like accidentally pooped on the floor during sex back when I was in
my twenties, and I was so mortified. I was like, oh my
god, I wish she would leave, but she didn't. She picked it
up with her fingers, went through it in the toilet, washed her hands,
and came back out. It's like, where do you want to go
for lunch? I'm like, anywhere here. I know what to be around
you. All Right, that's it. Thank you for listening. M