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Welcome to Softcore History. Happy holidays, Welcome back to Softcore History. I'm

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your host for the week, Damna
Jester, and I am joined as always

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by Rob Fox and Jake Go Man. What is up? Boys? It's

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Merry Christmas for one. I'm up
because it's early in the morning. It's

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early in the morning, these guys, these guys early in the morning.

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It's nine am. I know it's
early work for us, it is early

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work for you. You guys don't
really work this early. Huh. I'm

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surprised you're up. This is this
is the time I'm normally right. Why

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holy fuck are you up? Yeah, you guys, asked me. I

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said I'd come in whenever. I
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in the morning as I pulled up. Yeah, I was actually here early.

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Oh wow, we're here last night
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Patreon picture on dot com slash Software
history. Yeah, Jake had not left,

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right, so I just think he
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that's that's probably I slept here.
I did yea in his car or in

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Joel's trailer in the back. His
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you have a job and it's like, well, I'm a podcaster now,

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but yeah, this is my job. Dream live in the dream. I'm

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having estella at nine o'clock in the
morning. Well, that's not feasible because

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we don't have enough people on the
Patreon for this to be our single employment.

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Yeah, so go ahead and take
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Buy it for yourself for the holidays, for Christmas. Oh, get

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it as a little Christmas gift to
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whole back catalog as well, so
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I would actually say, yeah,
if you're traveling this Christmas, like if

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you're about to start driving or whatever, Yeah, and you need some content.

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At this point, we have two
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go ahead and throw down the five
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month. Yeah, to just have
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someone if they don't have the patroon, you can probably do that. I

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don't we don't know how it works. Yeah, functionally, I bet you

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can't. With Patreon. Someone what's
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Give someone sixty dollars. No,
it's fifty four. Oh just yeah,

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give them a year of us.
But anyway, but today we're actually going

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to talk about a little known tradition
in Peru. Okay, around this time,

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typically from December twenty fourth to December
twenty sixth, always on Christmas Day

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though, that's what the main menut. It's like a bowl game, always

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on New Year's The big ones are
on New Year's Day. Yes, okay,

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this is peruvia New Year six Hell
yeah, we're talking high up in

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the Andes Mountains at an elevation of
around thirty six hundred meters, which I

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believe is twelve thousand feet in Santo
Tomas, Peru, the whole town of

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indigenous people get together to celebrate Christmas
with a week long bender of drinking,

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dancing, and settling scores in a
community created fight pit. Hell yeah,

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what's it called, dan? It
is called taka naqui. Fucking nailed it,

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dude. We're practicing that this morning. I had to listen to try

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to figure it out. I will
surely fuck it up throughout this episode.

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Whatever. Yeah, but yeah,
it's tucking' aqui. Long before Frank Costanza,

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created Festivus, men, women,
and children of Santo Tomas could all

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air out their grievances and test feats
of strength against anyone they were beefing with

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that year. Oh my god,
in hand to hand combat. Is this

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a beef squashing holiday? Yeah,
that's what it's meant for. That's fantastic.

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Every Christmas, just briget your problems
with this motherfucker all year. You

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know how they say, like,
you can't go to bed angry when you're

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like with a a significant other,
with your neighbors. You can't end the

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year angry, right, Just squash
it now so we can go in f

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Otherwise I typically agree with that you
shouldn't let your neighbor leave you angry.

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All beef be squashed immediately, but
before the end of the year. Hoa,

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you want to start the new year, right, Yeah, h should

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do this ha press for sure.
Hey, beef squashing Christmas Day. I

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need to fight the guy who's dog
bit my dog with honor? Yeah,

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with honor. Santo Tomas is historically
one of the poorest areas in Peru,

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cut off not only geographically from the
power centers and financial interest of the Pacific

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Coast, but most resources and government
services from their country, as it's about

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a twelve hour drive from the nearest
court. Oh, imagine that the poor

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people have a holiday around violence.
Let's get sick the country club. Yeah

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no, I guarantee you in the
brown stones of Peru, they are not

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doing this. They're not doing this
in Lima. Yeah, no, they're

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not. Maybe they are, maybe
they're maybe they've adopted this tradition, this

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practice. I think we'll get to
that, Okay, Yeah, I just

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want to see where it is.
I'm just like looking up on the mountain.

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It's middle of nowhere, Peru.
It's high up in the andies.

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Yeah. I was watching a bit
of the uh the Vice Guide to this,

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and I believe he said it was
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from where Lima probably, which is
the capital, and that looks about right

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distance wise. And the fact that
it's in the fucking mountain and there's like

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probably one road in Yeah, god
man, Peru, Chile. Ironically you

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take thirty five to get there.
I'm serious. Thirty five is the highway

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to go through something. No,
it is, it is, actually there

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is one. Thirty five goes all
the way down what like from there is

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a didn't you and McGregor just do
that on Netflix? He went from like

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the tip of South America all the
way up to fucking Canada. I think

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you can yeah, I think you
can't take highways. You gotta you gotta

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bring some money with you though,
Oh yeah, you gotta pay off some

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cartels. Like yeah, you you're
a real dick if you want to fuck

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over obi Wan though, Like if
obi Wan came up for me, think

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some guy who's in the middle of
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He should dude? What if they
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is obi Wan? It's a simple
It's like a simple jack horrifying gorilla unit.

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Yeah, that's just like kidnapping peasants
and stuff. But they're like,

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should obi what? Simple Jack?
It's it's seriously that moment they have a

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bunch of hostages in hoods. Yeah, and then you McGregor kind of rolls

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up to their toll stop and they're
like, oh you're good man. Ah,

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I love looking for it. BA
you save the prequels, man,

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you're the best. Oh man,
Sick Joe kind of sucked, But that

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wasn't your fault. That wasn't your
fault. Dude, it's just bad riding.

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Dude, you're giving nothing, given
nothing. They give him not once

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a year between the twenty fourth and
twenty sixth December. Anyone can handle outstanding

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disagreements by throwing hands in a public
arena as the rest of their community watches.

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The word takanaqui translates to when blood
is boiling in the native tongue.

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That's pretty sweet in the native tongue. So oh, it's an indigenous word.

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They don't speak Spanish. Really.
I love that. They don't really

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speak English. They speak a little
bit lick of Spanish, but there's a

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a native tongue that is. What
are they are? They they're not inc

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and probably probably what they were probably
under the Incan Empire. They actually fought

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off the Incas. They did Okay, this is uh. They don't necessarily

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know where this tradition came from,
but part of it was a celebration of

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their history fighting off the Spanish,
Spanish conquistadors, the Incas. They're kind

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of their own thing. They're subsect
I don't know how to say the word,

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so I'm not going to try.
Just Native Peruvians, you know,

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Oh, you don't know how to
see the tribal name. No, that's

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how's it's about. It's probably it's
hard. There's probably ex's they don't make

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sense. What's really funny is that
my Patreon episode this week that we're going

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to record next takes place in the
exact same part of the world. Why

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you guys this it was a coincidence, coincident. No, we planned it.

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And I'm pretty sure the word takin'
Aqui showed up and Peru in my

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research sports Chile, but same same
vibes. I mean they're right next.

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Yeah, I mean it's the chumb
of Alachus province. Uh, the indigenous

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people are, oh what you did? What I do know him? Okay,

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okay, the Chilean dictator? No, oh not him, No,

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it's another native Oh okay, interesting. Yeah. During the pre fight festivities,

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a procession of people dressed in traditional
cowboy leg wear and bright woven ski

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mask. What hold on, it's
about spring Breakers outfit? Exactly what I

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saw. I showed you Vanessa Hudgens
at the end of spring Breakers. I

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showed you some of the videos.
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I didn't key in on that kind
of kind of Luca leebra ski mask.

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Yeah, it did kind of look
like that. Now they're fucking all about

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that, and they proceed through the
town dancing to jliam music, which is

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every song has the same chorus and
can get a bit repetitive. The music

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that he showed me was hilarious.
It's just a bunch of dudes in the

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street with ski mescued. It's amazing. It's not far off. No,

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I mean like it's it's seriously that
it's it looks kind of fun. It

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would probably drive you insane. Oh
after about an hour the noise. If

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this is all you hear, If
that's all you heard for an entire day,

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I don't want to fight someone and
you're drinking all day. Yeah,

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and you're drinking. That's cannot be
understated. I'm here to squatch some p

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this is I think about drinking festivity. Yeah, think about how much you

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wanted to fight Joe after he kept
playing the boys are back in town at

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your bathroom party, at every bar, dude. Actually, it would get

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to the point where I wanted to
fight him, and then like it would

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get funny again. I know there
was times where it got really but it

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went through that swing. Every time. Yeah, you'd just be sitting there.

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It'd be like but no, no, no, no, no no

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no, And Jake would be like, God, damn it, you're fucking

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ruining this Barty like every different bar, every here bar. But no,

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no, no, no, no
no no no. I like get a

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little triggered. Still, there's only
one song about the Boys being back,

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though, there's plenty of songs about
Santa, but only one song about the

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boys. Actually, there's not that
many songs about Santa. If you think

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about it. That is a bit
in the South could Park. Yeah,

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Santa gets mad at Jesus because he
starts singing Duran Durant. Yeah, her

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name is Rio and she Yeah,
but I didn't see mama kissing Jesus.

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Well, it's because your mom's a
whore. Your mom is a work as

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Jesus is inside of her instead of
all of us. Yeah, she's the

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Holy Spirit at least, but Jesus
is in the Holy Spirit taking both ends.

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And then God watches or something.
Yeah, God, God's in the

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corner. Yeah, jer God's present. God's just cooked, no man,

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he's the cuok it Master, the
cook it master. Yeah, in the

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corner in his chair though. Yeah, there's two little marionettes. Oh he's

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the yeah, the cuck it Master. It's in and out of place.

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Share two. It's just that black
he breathes his own chair. He's actually

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that guy from that He's that guy
from that gift that like fucking whips out

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the lawn chair. Okay, oh
yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm thinking

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like hotel out of place doesn't go
with any of the rest of the decor.

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Okay, we all have our own. The important thing is that our

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girls getting stuffed up by Christ in
the Holy Spirit. And God's watching,

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yeah always, But Sanna is always
watching too. But Santa is always watching.

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Yeah. It's like how the FBI
and the NSA are always watching.

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Yeah, well that is true.
Two separate entities connected certainly, but yeah,

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they're getting their own data. Can't
sell Santa without a NSA. Mm

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hmm. You every think of that? I didn't both very much. Real,

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yeah, real, both of them
absolutely and Santa. Yeah, Santa

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is actually an agent for the NSA. It's sad. He can literally get

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into every Americans house. He's been
compromised. I think we probably killed him

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at some point during the warrant there. Yeah, and we replaced him with

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uh an asset an asset. Yeah, Sanna's definitely a three letter asset.

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I mean, look at this,
how can you trust this? A man

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from Turkey who can get into any
Americans house, not even Turkish too.

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He's Greek, yeah, grew up
in Anatolia, lived in Anatolia. I'm

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telling you that is the last guy
you want in every American It's not not

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what you want. We got this
new guy. His name's Jim Smith.

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He is like a good Christian.
Yeah, he is just as Yeah,

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we're talking like Lutheran or something.
We're not talking Catholic. No, no,

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no, no, no, no, you don't want that. No,

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he is a full on Protestant.
Being ineberated is a common thing for

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both Dorian and after the festivities,
with people starting to drink early on Christmas

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Day and being drunk while fighting.
It just sounds like an Irish Christmas say

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Irish, it's how Yeah. Yeah, we're all the same. We're all

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the same. That's what That's what
it comes down to, is everybody for

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as different as we are, we
have the same core values. Yeah,

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drink and traditions, drink and fight, drink, eat, fight, fuck,

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drink, be angry. At the
people around you. I want to

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adopt this death. Okay, I
think we should all celebrate talking Nakwis you

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just think so because you'd win the
fights? We man, I guess it's

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it's literally too late this year.
We nexture, we got to do a

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Christmas sweatshirt. Marry taking Aqui.
It's just two Indians beating out of each

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other. One. We should do
a saturn Alia sweater. We need both.

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Yeah, we need non Christmas Christmas
sweaters. Yeah, for all the

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things that are celebrated around this time. Yeah, sat but Takanaqui. We

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should definitely have a Yule timee Lads
yule Ads or yule Lads sweater. Yeah,

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yule Ads are part of the Sabrina
universe. In the New Sabrina Netflix

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special, Katie was watching that during
Halloween. Oh really, and the Yule

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Lads showed up. That's funny,
which is our Nordic No, they just

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incorporated a lot of different Like it's
a terrible show. They just toss a

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lot of shit into it. Yeah, they see with what see what sticks?

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Yeah? Pretty much? Look at
I love. I'm a huge,

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like fucking hard on for Kieran and
Chipka Love her super hot. But Sally

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Draper, Yeah, I never watched
mad Men, So I can you you

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so like you get to actually see
her as an adult? Yeah, I

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only know her as an adult.
That's so weird to me, because like

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I only see her as like an
eight year old, right right, right

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right, because I watched I have
to like clarify that every time, Like,

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dude, I think Kieren and Ship
gets a fucking smoke show because people

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like, dude, didn't you watch
mad Men? The Little Girl like she's

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like a little girl forever? Yeah, well, and I've seen clips of

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her in it since then, and
I'm like, her face has not changed.

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No, she looks exactly. She
has a little kid face, Yeah

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she does. But I didn't.
I only know her as a fucking adult.

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I don't think it would matter to
you, honestly, even if you

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did watch it. And kidding,
I was sitting there rubbing my hands watching

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man. All right, Sally all
right, As I said earlier, The

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origins of the festival are still unclear, but many connected back to the Spanish

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invasion in the sixteenth century, when
indigenous people and colonizers would come to blow

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to settle their scores. Mostly who
owns this land. You say it's you,

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but here I am. That's so
weird. Better better fight it out.

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My favorite thing listen, if they
were going kind of blow for blow,

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fist for fist, I'm okay with
that. My favorite shitty political meme

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right now, yeah, is a
social A lot of socialist accounts posted this

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thing where it's like, oh,
we want to take your house. They're

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like, well, it's my house, you can't have it. Like it's

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like some aristocrat lord of the manor
They're like, well how do you get

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It's like I got it from my
father and it's like, well how'd he

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get it? He fought for it. It's like, well, we'll fight

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you for it. And it's like, I want to kind of put this

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out there. If you're like a
socialist that thinks everyone should be equal,

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yeah, you're not gonna like fighting
people for the property. I don't know

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if you're gonna be really aware of
how that worked out last time, but

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uh, socialism didn't win. I've
met a lot of people at these fight

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gyms. Yeah, they don't lean
left, No, they don't No,

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Yeah, they don't lean right either. They're just kind of their own thing.

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They're Uh, they're insane. They're
mostly conspiracy theorists. They're anarco Sigmas.

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Uh. Yeah, they're definitely and
cap Yeah for sure. Yeah,

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I wouldn't say sigmas. No,
just complete weirdos. Okay. Anyone that

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rolls with other men upsilons a little
odd, they're upsalance for sure. Yeah.

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I think if anyone who's like is
jiu jitsu is their prime marry hobbies

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or wrestling to wrestling. Yeah,
if you're a D one wrestler, you're

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off. If you have Caulflower,
You're I'm staying away from you. You

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can beat up everybody, but that
doesn't mean you should. No, please

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stop. Yeah, learning virtue.
You can once wrestle anyone except your own

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demons with the past. Oh,
you're constantly wrestling with them, right,

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you can pin anyone except you can
pit anyone but your demons. Oh that's

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good. Love you Georgia. That
wasn't I would even talk about Georgia.

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Oh I assumed you were talking directly
to him. No, he's actually one

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of the cooler Yeah, he's the
sweetest guy in the world. Uh.

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Two of my favorite wrestlers are Georgia
and my buddy Brian. Brian Mitchell is

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also a wrestler. Yeah yeah,
similar fighting festivities exist in other parts of

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Peru and the Bolivian Andies, but
they don't happen around Christmas time. So

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this is unique in his own way. And they almost kind of rip this

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tradition and we're like, we'll do
it in they who the Bolivians and okay,

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but they moved it. Okay,
yeah, yeah, lame fuck off?

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What man, what do you do
for Easter? Easter is actually April?

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So what yeah, what are you
doing in made? It's like a

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spring start of summer? Better fight? That's stupid that, Chris. I

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don't know enough beliving history to answer
that. I mean, it's simon South

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America. Yeah, the fighters masked
enter the fighting arena and call out their

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match by first and last name.
Okay, so you call out so yeah,

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you don't even know sometimes who you're
gonna fight that day. You're just

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like drinking. You're like, dude, I wonder who's mad at you?

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Like, Dave your dog? Shut
up by lawn fucking nineteen tides, first

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and last name too? Yes?
Good here, Steve Harris, Yeah,

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that's awesome. The two are ready
to duke it out. Their hands are

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wrapped in cloth, and the match
begins after a handshaker hug. So every

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fight starts with every Hug's gotta just
be like being superable here. I want

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to fucking kill you. Whoop your
house. I'm gonna fucking kill you for

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what you did this year, you
bitch. Yeah, I'm gonna make you

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a bitch in front of everybody.
Fuck you. All right, good fight,

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good fight, let's go. Let's
go. Only you kicks, you

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got topic, whips, slaps and
punches are allowed, but biden hair pulling

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and hitting someone while they're down.
It's not so. This is no rough

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and tumble. No, this is
just a good, good old scrap scrap

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man. From the videos I watched, it was almost like sparrn uh.

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Really a lot of you know,
not too intense, not too crazy.

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Some did some would escalate. What
if some guy was just like so confident

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he was gonna win and he just
was like, I'm going slaps oly,

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just only slap. Only slaps.
That's the most disrespectful thing you can do.

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Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be
it. You're only trying to slap

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me, bro, I'm gonna like
the other guy's throwing punches and you're just

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like dodge. Just a little slap
slap fighting. Yeah, as kids,

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that was huge for us. Slap
fighting. There's what the slap if you

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hit somebody hard enough would eventually turn
to a real turns into a real fight.

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No, one hundred times out of
one hundred. The first time you

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get your bell rung a little bit, like something triggers every time. Like

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I it like when my kid has
head butted me before. Like, if

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you actually get a real blow to
that head, you got to restrain yourself

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pretty quickly because like my first instinct
is just like fuck and then yeah,

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you know, calm down immediately.
But it is like that was different than

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your little smack or whatever, Like
you just hurt me. Is that the

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first time you hit Rory? Oh, don't worry about that. No,

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but it is really from behind the
first time he fucking reared back and head

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butted me. Because I wasn't looking
for it either. Yeah, I was

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just like god, damn it,
dude. Yeah, I was doing summer

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campshit one time as a camp counselor
Yeah, a kid like just shot a

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basketball so bad. Yeah, it
like hit me in the head. Basically

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when you weren't looking. I was
looking. Oh, I just like I

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didn't think they could shoot it that
badly, And I was like, all

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right, I want to kill you. He's kid. Growing up, there's

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always this kid Mike. I won't
say his last name, but shouts to

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him sounds Italian. He was Italian. I knew it was. Yeah,

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he wasn't a Mikey. He was
just a mic older than me. We

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all played the same sports, and
he always tried to slap fight me every

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day, so we would do it. I was always reluctant and I would

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beat him in the slap fights.
No, he would. He was much

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bigger than me, but I would
I was I was playing shots. No,

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no he was. He was jacked
for like a seventh or eighth grader

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who was shacked. But I could
let I had better hands than him until

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it turned into a real fight.
He would always just destroy me in the

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real fight until it was time to
throw a weight around. Yeah. Yeah,

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yeah, so he'd want to slap
fight you. He'd always try to

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like get one back in slap fights
every other day, and I would always

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hit him well, like better than
he would hit me. But then he

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just beat then he would just beat
my ass. Yeah what why would you

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do this? Because I was younger
and I didn't have a choice. So

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you were bullied by proxy through a
slap fight I got. I got bullied

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into fighting and then into another fight, fight, into another fight every day.

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That's sweet. That's how I grew
up. That sounds like the most

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filly hellscape of a childhood I've ever
heard of. He made me stronger.

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Hey, Rejester, come slap me
around, a slap fight me? You

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touch me? Oh, Mikey d
Silva not far off. I knew it

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was Italian as soon as you said
Mike, I was like, this is

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this dude's fucking Italian. I don't
want to say his last name because he's

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connected. I also saw him in
college and uh when I went back,

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still big, but he was very
nice. Yeah that's good. He's like

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acting like you didn't just beat my
ass for two straight years. When do

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you get a hold against the seventh
grader? Yeah? Everything that was a

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funny say. When I hear people
say shit like that, it's like they

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made my life a living hell.
And Junior High it's like they don't Junior

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High was going to be living hell
for you regardless of Yeah, like they

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did, they were not operate,
like it wasn't if it was a teacher,

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sure, but like another fucking twelve
year old, like they don't know

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what they're doing. Well he was
older than they, yeah, two years

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older than they. At a seventh
grade English teacher asked me why Jesus were

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evangelical. I had to like sit
there and be like, I don't know,

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man, And he's like, well, if there was like a bridge

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out down the road, wouldn't you
tell someone about it? And it's like,

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how's that the same thing? He's
like, because you're not saving people.

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I was like, that's not what
gus. I have this conversation with

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a public school teacher, like it's
crazy. Did you hear about that public

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school teacher the other day who some
girl was like, take down you're Israeli

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flag and he was like they caught
it on audio. He was like slit

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her fucking throat to the kid.
Yeah, Jesus, Like you're an adult,

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sir, don't do that. Yeah, maybe don't at A man teacher

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fired like the year after I graduated
high school for telling some kid to slit

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his own risks. That's hilarious.
Yeah, I'm sorry, it's not funny,

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but like it's funny. It's kind
of fun he was, he was

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like doing I think so. I
think I told s over there like he

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was like, I think it was
like fucking with him. He was like

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punned right with and he's like,
slit your own wrists and ride it in

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fucking blood. That's insane. Yeah, and they're different time, Jake,

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it was a different time. This
was probably like in the last twenty years.

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This happened like two thousand and five. Yeah. We went to Catholic

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school for elementary, so I'll get
I get my ass beat by teachers.

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They would lay their hands on me. We also definitely had Yeah, he'd

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like be yanked that type of thing. We didn't have that kind of shit.

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I didn't known tell me I was
going to Hell good. I was

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in eighth Graderit good. Good,
you're in a religious school. You should

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be worried about that. Ship let
him know, Well, I was going

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to public high school. That's what
it was. Yeah. Oh, she

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was concerned for my soul because I
was going to public high school. Was

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right. I couldn't afford to go
to like Cardinal Hair for ten grand a

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year. Why didn't you just tie
that? Is your tithe ten grand a

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year to get paid up pay for
the Catholic high school? Is the tithing?

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Yeah, I felt like if not, I'm making that. People don't

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realize that, like Catholic elementary school
in grade school cheap, really affordable,

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super affordable high schools where they get
you. Yeah. But yeah, like

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if you can't afford the tuition,
you can tie a certain amount. No,

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that's that that's how it wasn't like
Florida. Well that sounds fair.

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Yeah, but you guys got bright
futures. If you had a pulse and

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you got over like a two to
five, they just paid for your college.

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Like, that's off, that's not
true. It was you'd have to

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have over a three eight. It
was a three. Like I had so

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many kids in my fraternity that retarded
in seventy five percent of their education.

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Was Oh, you're saying maintaining the
bright features. Yes, all you had

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to do is maintain a three to
zero and you your tuition was good pretty

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much. Yeah, it was awesome. I like, I would drop a

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lot at three point zero, but
if you brought it back up by a

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certain point, so I'd always like
for the fall, like a little probation

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period. Yeah, for the fall, I'd always slip under it. Yeah,

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get it above like Okay, your
account's over drawn, just move the

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money or saving. Yeah, but
still going out of state in Florida was

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cheaper than going in state in like
penn State. Yeah. And also like

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what public school would you want to
go to in Pennsylvania besides Penn State.

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I feel like the rest are slippery
rock Temple I Temple Public. Yeah,

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that was privately. I thought it
was probably it sounds super any any I

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that doesn't have a state's name in
it, I think it's privately. That

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and if it's in a city.
If it's in a city, I almost

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automatically assume it's private. I can
understand that they'll nova's very private, but

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it's not in the city. It's
main line. But it's like in metro

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Philly, you know what I mean, it's not its own separate right thing.

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Yeah, I get you t T
I l today today I learned you

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call it Temple State, Temple States. Yeah, it sounds like a university

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in Tel Aviv. Bill Cosby and
John Cheney and dip for a little bit.

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I think dipple as bunch of u
CF for a year, way more

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on brand, very much on brand. Honestly, would be great if he

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00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:14,240
was like Arizona State UCF. Just
hit up all the parties. Yeah,

405
00:27:14,319 --> 00:27:19,039
the arena is filled with judges holding
whips. Sweet, So what you can't

406
00:27:19,079 --> 00:27:22,319
leave until the fight's over. You
get whipped if you get too close to

407
00:27:22,319 --> 00:27:26,160
the it's for crowd control. Okay, get back in case like a family

408
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,920
member or French trise to jump in. That's awesome, that's fantastic. That's

409
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,160
a good rule. That's the job
you want with boy. Crowd whip.

410
00:27:33,279 --> 00:27:37,680
Yeah, yeah, they should actually
just do that at golf. They're like

411
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,279
a guy with a quiet please,
bunch of some fucking douchebags, like good,

412
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:49,400
yeah, whip to the fucking just
see some fucking forty five year old

413
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,839
dude and slacks just hit the turf. Yeah that's what I want. Yeah,

414
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:59,720
his Mike Ultra explodes on the ground. Yeah, that's that should happen.

415
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:07,319
Just think it. Back to the
TPCSS Scottsdale. But that's the one

416
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:11,000
where it's allowed. They they do
these turns through that at like every tournament.

417
00:28:11,079 --> 00:28:18,400
Now they really do potatoes that's so
dumb. Howard Stern you know that,

418
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,319
right? Why do they do that? I don't know. Bo is

419
00:28:21,519 --> 00:28:25,440
definitely Howard Baba Bo, Howard Stern's
penis. They're just like yelled out at

420
00:28:25,799 --> 00:28:32,160
press conferences or wherever just to get
on TV's so dumb y'all softcore history.

421
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:36,319
If you're at a wait, what
what's the yell for us? Oh?

422
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:40,559
Man, was there shoot Judge?
Shoot Judge? Tatoes all this time?

423
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,160
We might get a season desist for
that. Yeah, we don't want to

424
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:56,160
keep that on the radar. Was
it Jeff Don and Ron Ron Don and

425
00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:02,799
Jeff Yeah, it would be good
or just like Justice for Topsy, Justice

426
00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:06,079
for Topsy would be a good one. People are just gonna think that's Bob's

427
00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:10,240
Burgers though, Oh they would do
is top or Yeah, Bob's Burgers just

428
00:29:10,279 --> 00:29:12,240
has like they have a Topsy episode. I know they have a Topsy episode,

429
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,799
but they just they own Topsy.
Now it's the most prominent featuring of

430
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:22,160
tops. No media, we are
no, not even close, not even

431
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:25,799
fun. Eventually we will be Yeah, no, maybe I doubt it.

432
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:30,039
Yeah, probably not. Sorry,
that's a network television show, you're kidding.

433
00:29:32,319 --> 00:29:36,799
Unless we get our own show mout
tops. Yeah. The fights are

434
00:29:36,799 --> 00:29:40,920
about proven to the community you are
dependable and ready to protect yourself and love

435
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:47,119
ones against injustice, stolen lover,
sheep, food, daily hardships. The

436
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:51,960
festival seeks to resolve conflict, strength
and community bonds and hopefully arrive at a

437
00:29:52,039 --> 00:29:57,119
greater piece. On the day of
Takanakui, social status is suspended. The

438
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:04,079
bosses fight the employees still into it. The waiter fights the merchant, the

439
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:08,480
sisters fight each other. Of course, people of every age from small children

440
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:15,799
to old bastards and any gender can
participate. If is there cross gender fighting,

441
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,799
I have not seen that. Okay, I feel like they wouldn't do

442
00:30:18,839 --> 00:30:22,440
that in Peru. Yeah. And
if this is your first talk and Aqui,

443
00:30:22,759 --> 00:30:30,000
you have to in the infant round. Yeah we should, Yes,

444
00:30:30,359 --> 00:30:33,680
we should go and have to fight. Yeah, that should be an episode

445
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:37,640
of our show once, once we
get our show. What's our TV show

446
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,680
goes? Yeah? Yeah, all
right, now, hey, when what

447
00:30:40,759 --> 00:30:44,119
are we doing the TV show?
We have to uh, we'll talk about

448
00:30:42,519 --> 00:30:48,839
it. I do like the idea
that you can see like seventy year old

449
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:55,599
guys just thrown down and then you
have like seven year old kids yeah,

450
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,839
well that's the next fight. It's
just fight quick. Yeah, it's quick

451
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:02,079
turnaround too. Well, let's see
a peep of street beefs, right,

452
00:31:02,119 --> 00:31:03,920
like, you got me turned onto
street beefs, and like there will often

453
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:11,720
be like very fit mma fighter dude's
but then sometimes it's like fifty five year

454
00:31:11,759 --> 00:31:15,279
old dads. Right, they're not
off the shift, they're not in shape,

455
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,400
right, yeah at the supermarket,
they don't even change. I watched

456
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:22,000
a dude in slides beat up a
guy in jim shorts, like, and

457
00:31:22,039 --> 00:31:23,680
they were just fat dads. Hell, yeah, you don't want to fight

458
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,039
a guy in slides. No,
got comfortable swinging and slides. Yeah,

459
00:31:27,039 --> 00:31:32,079
the guy it's comfortable kicking and slides. Yep, it's incredible. That's like

460
00:31:32,079 --> 00:31:37,079
the most iconic scene in The Ultimate
Fighter with chel Son and is he takes

461
00:31:37,079 --> 00:31:41,799
a guy down with flip flops on
nothing you can do there. No,

462
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,000
you're you're getting smoked if that guy
can get you in flip flops. Not

463
00:31:45,119 --> 00:31:48,319
yeah, that's over. You're You're
lucky he didn't wear a harder shoe.

464
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,039
Yeah, because you're just dead.
Honestly, it's probably you're lucky. It's

465
00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:52,680
probably not barefoot. Yeah, When
you do go out, though, and

466
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:57,640
you decide to wear flip flops,
you are choosing non violence because you don't

467
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,920
want to fight anybody in flip flops. No, you're like, I hope

468
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:06,000
I don't get robbed, but I
don't have to do anything quickly. Yeah.

469
00:32:06,119 --> 00:32:09,519
Yeah, that's what I honestly make
a concidered choice or like a conscious

470
00:32:09,599 --> 00:32:14,039
choice too, uh on the type
of shoe I wear when I take my

471
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,759
kids somewhere in case they like run
away from me or we get in a

472
00:32:16,799 --> 00:32:21,079
car accident or something like, probably
shouldn't wear birken stocks while I'm driving them

473
00:32:21,119 --> 00:32:22,319
to the you know what, out
to the store. You're at the public

474
00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:24,720
park and he's running towards the road. You're in flip flops. You have

475
00:32:24,759 --> 00:32:28,960
to try to dishes flops. Yeah, yeah, like you can't, like

476
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,400
I have to be like, oh, I should probably wear like tennis shoots

477
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:34,720
or something. Yeah, for everything, Like I shouldn't even like or if

478
00:32:34,759 --> 00:32:37,119
like the boots too heavy, it'd
be like like I could chase my kid

479
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,960
down a very big barefoot person Like
personally, I would love to be put

480
00:32:40,039 --> 00:32:43,160
up the mitochondria, that's right.
Well, I mean like most of the

481
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,480
time I'm in barefoot, Like if
I'm around the house, if I go

482
00:32:45,519 --> 00:32:49,519
outside on barefoot, it's floor to
thing. I'm pretty barefoot off like the

483
00:32:49,559 --> 00:32:52,680
major I socked foot. I get
cold very easily. Socked foot in the

484
00:32:52,759 --> 00:32:54,880
yard. No, not in the
yard. Oh. I was like,

485
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,279
that's a psycho move. No,
yeah, that's horrible. I just put

486
00:32:58,279 --> 00:33:00,880
on my berks for that. But
I only have socks when I have sex

487
00:33:01,759 --> 00:33:06,400
feet warm. Yeah, it's not
good for the erection to have cold feet.

488
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,039
Well, I put it. You
put it around your balls. The

489
00:33:07,079 --> 00:33:10,359
sock. Yeah, the ball sock. Yeah, the ball sock around your

490
00:33:10,359 --> 00:33:15,480
balls. That's a different sock.
Yeah, but it's still sock. Yeah.

491
00:33:15,519 --> 00:33:20,319
Yeah, yeah, what were you
talking about. We're talking about shoe

492
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:25,759
choices. You're fighting, Yeah,
just for daily Yeah. I used to

493
00:33:25,759 --> 00:33:30,599
golf barefoot for a while until John
Daly. I just I could. I

494
00:33:30,599 --> 00:33:32,640
could get away with it. In
Florida. It was nice, But then

495
00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:37,559
they had hooke bear fin over here. They treated the greens that I was

496
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:40,599
golfing at the course. I was
golfing at my feet like peeled for a

497
00:33:40,599 --> 00:33:44,759
week from the sand, from the
chemicals, from the chemicals that they were

498
00:33:44,799 --> 00:33:47,079
using to treat the and yeah they
punched it though. Well no, they

499
00:33:47,079 --> 00:33:51,119
were treating the grass though with like
past the side, and that's uh.

500
00:33:51,119 --> 00:33:53,880
My dad was golfing once. He
had a similar situation. He wasn't barefoot

501
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:58,839
like a fucking hillbilly, but him
and his him and my uncles put their

502
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,920
cigars down on the green to put
it's being treated, picked the scars back

503
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:06,160
up and smoked them. They were
all violently ill. I've golfed barefoot,

504
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:10,199
I've golfed shirtless. That's the beauty
of the municipal golf course. That's right,

505
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,519
that's what I don't. I don't
go off private. Are you kidding

506
00:34:13,559 --> 00:34:16,880
me? No? Fourteen bucks for
eighteen way two stuff? Yeah, but

507
00:34:17,079 --> 00:34:22,440
I'm gonna pay no more than like
thirty five dollars a round. Yeah easy,

508
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,159
but no. Yeah, I used
to look like a little huckman.

509
00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:29,400
I'd walk around barefoot with a dip
in for high school golf practice. Hell

510
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,159
yeah, because there's no adults around, you're going and playing by yourself.

511
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:37,199
Yeah, in practice, it's fantastic. My golf coach was my dad's golf

512
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,280
coach, so he's a he was
an adult. He was like eighty Yeah,

513
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,519
but he wasn't like with you the
whole time. Would you guys play

514
00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:45,440
together? No, Whenever I did
something stupid in a match, he would

515
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:50,079
somehow be there. Like I would
throw a club and he would just pop

516
00:34:50,119 --> 00:34:52,239
out of it somehow in his golf
car. Yeah, come out with the

517
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,559
bush. And that's not the spirit
of the game that golf call good.

518
00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:58,360
Throwing clubs is fucking lame. It
is it is Lamb. We had a

519
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,079
kid that I don't get mad at
golf anim This was in high school.

520
00:35:00,119 --> 00:35:02,719
I was a different person, the
kid that barely broke ninety that would snap

521
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:06,239
his club sometimes It'd be like,
dude, you barely break ninety. Now

522
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:07,639
I'm than this. No, you're
not, and you're not, dude,

523
00:35:07,679 --> 00:35:10,639
this is as good as you're ever
gonna be. I've accepted that. With

524
00:35:10,679 --> 00:35:15,159
my older age, nothing really obsessed
Marik. It's me too tuned up.

525
00:35:15,559 --> 00:35:19,800
But like a fucking I mean,
a seventeen year old that can barely shoot

526
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,719
under like eighty eight shouldn't know that
he's not going anywhere with golf. Like,

527
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:28,599
if you're not breaking fucking par like
at eighteen, you're not. I

528
00:35:28,639 --> 00:35:32,000
think you can get a scholarship if
you can shoot like under over three over,

529
00:35:32,119 --> 00:35:37,400
Yeah, like a D one scholarship. No, okay, maybe D

530
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,480
one. You gotta be shoot because
there's definitely on like if you have the

531
00:35:39,599 --> 00:35:43,159
tools, like if you can drive
the fuck out of the ball on yourself,

532
00:35:43,199 --> 00:35:45,280
shooting like two or three over.
But you're oh, you're fine.

533
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:49,000
If you're raw, Yeah, somebody
will take you yeaheah, but you're not.

534
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,920
If you're not shooting scratch, you're
not gonna D one. And there's

535
00:35:52,079 --> 00:35:58,480
a huge difference between scratch golfer and
a pro golfer. Absolutely, it's immense.

536
00:35:58,559 --> 00:36:01,519
There's an immense gap. We're talking
pro golfers are like plus handicaps,

537
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:07,559
but it's it's more than that for
sure. I mean we can get we

538
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:09,280
can get a lot of that.
Let's get back to the fights. No,

539
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:15,239
no, no golf. Each fight
it's typically very quick, sometimes lasts

540
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:19,159
less than a minute. The match. These people don't know stam enough for

541
00:36:19,599 --> 00:36:22,280
they don't. Yeah, they're harmer
too, Yeah yeah, yeah, they're

542
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:27,079
drunk and they're normal. I want
to see a hammered toddler just throw hands,

543
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,840
and I guarantee they're drunk to they're
probably just taking naps at that point.

544
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,199
If they're a toddler, hammeron,
toddler is asleep, they're still fighting

545
00:36:34,679 --> 00:36:37,039
fighting their sleep. No, they're
fighting and then they go taking out.

546
00:36:37,039 --> 00:36:40,239
They're fighting live tak a nap in
their in their mom's arms. Yeah.

547
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:45,320
The match ends when a fighter is
rendered out of commission or by decision of

548
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:50,639
the whip wielding judge. So he
just whips it and he's like, fight

549
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,760
over. They can, okay,
cool, But the whips again are for

550
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:58,960
crowd control for the most part.
It's like my homies trying to jump in

551
00:36:59,599 --> 00:37:02,760
stay back, give me one that
job. The fight must end with a

552
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:07,840
handshaker hug, and hopefully the person
is conscious enough to do so. Afterwards,

553
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:13,079
if someone disagrees with the outcome of
the fight, he or she can

554
00:37:13,119 --> 00:37:15,480
appeal for another fight. Mean,
disagree with the outcome, like if it

555
00:37:15,639 --> 00:37:19,079
goes to points, goes to the
yeah, it goes to the whip.

556
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,639
If it goes the whip, then
yeah. No. If they just didn't

557
00:37:21,679 --> 00:37:23,440
like how it went down, if
they got like their fault, yeah,

558
00:37:23,519 --> 00:37:28,239
but you can still you can.
The next taking aku is they're angry about

559
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:31,559
how the last takanaqui went. Just
wait at your motherfuckers sounds like a vicious

560
00:37:31,559 --> 00:37:36,039
cycle. Yeah, you just trained
for a year. Yeah, you're like

561
00:37:36,119 --> 00:37:39,519
little Rocky Montage. I'll see you
next Christmas. Motherfucker. That'd be over.

562
00:37:39,639 --> 00:37:43,400
That'd be a funny bit. Like
in July, someone pisses someone else

563
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,639
off, like your neighbor, and
then like for the next five months,

564
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:51,599
they're just like looking at you,
like yeah, carrying aside of beef up

565
00:37:51,599 --> 00:37:54,480
the fucking mountains, like fucking you
dude. Yeah, goat on the shoulders.

566
00:37:54,599 --> 00:38:00,639
Yeah. You can also settle disputes, legal disputes, with property disputes,

567
00:38:01,159 --> 00:38:07,079
with these fights. So quite literally, this is my land. Yeah

568
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:10,239
I'm here. That's because again the
nearest court is twelve hours away. I

569
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:14,840
mean that they're like, no lawyers, none of this. It's just nonsense.

570
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,119
We're not gonna get tied up in
legal fees. Imagine one on one

571
00:38:17,119 --> 00:38:23,039
combat for your wife. Good lord, I mentioned the cost of getting to

572
00:38:23,159 --> 00:38:28,320
a court is more detrimental than just
having a fight over it. How is

573
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,079
there just not a court nearby?
They're in a town. What do you

574
00:38:30,159 --> 00:38:34,840
mean that is the court? There's
only like three police officers if they have

575
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,480
caught I mean, god damn no, the court is the Takanaqui Santodamas.

576
00:38:38,519 --> 00:38:40,800
Like, there's restaurants in this town. I'm looking at it on the map.

577
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:45,280
There's a hospital. They don't have
a court. They chose this life.

578
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:49,000
They're an old school people. They
chose this life. I kind of

579
00:38:49,039 --> 00:38:52,239
liked this life. I'm not saying
it's wrong. I'm saying it seems like

580
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:57,679
a conscious choice to not have a
I mean, there's a bar. This

581
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:02,320
is a bar in the town.
They don't like. There's this this food

582
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:07,199
from the boss on Google maps the
courts, that's fantastic. Yeah, they

583
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:09,000
don't like govern big government. I
like this. Just play to meat and

584
00:39:09,079 --> 00:39:13,559
fries. Get your politics out here. Yeah, we should go here.

585
00:39:13,599 --> 00:39:16,239
We should go here. Sounds like
a good time. Yeah, hell yeah,

586
00:39:16,679 --> 00:39:20,039
look at this. They got cocktails. They don't have a court.

587
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:29,199
Okay, why are you acting like
cocktails and courthouses, margaritas, frozen margarita

588
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,440
machine. I bet a fucking court. Yeah, dude, have you ever

589
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:36,400
been to fucking like Cabo. They
have plenty of frozen marks. I don't.

590
00:39:36,679 --> 00:39:39,880
I don't remember a courthouse on the
resort grounds. Like, why why

591
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,800
are these things they have to exist
together? For you? In your mind?

592
00:39:44,039 --> 00:39:47,960
A justice system seems harder to kind
of put together than a frozen content.

593
00:39:49,159 --> 00:39:51,079
Dude, you're telling like, it
just seems like they have a lot

594
00:39:51,119 --> 00:39:54,920
of amenity. Why does Applebee's have
their own magna carta like, like they

595
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:59,039
have a lot of amenities. I
don't understand. I mean, there's TVs

596
00:39:59,079 --> 00:40:01,239
in here, you can watch the
game, and these are things that have

597
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:07,639
to exist together. I can't have
a little hut with a fucking arbitrator in

598
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,199
it. That's how easy it is. Why would they have that when they

599
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:14,880
have takanaqui. I guess, man, you don't need to say you have

600
00:40:15,119 --> 00:40:17,280
takos Like. It's not like,
oh, they can't have it because they're

601
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:22,280
so far away. They clearly have
so many other things that they scrapped on

602
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,639
the back people. They put it
on the back of a donkey and made

603
00:40:24,679 --> 00:40:28,559
it go twelve hours. Yeah,
you can't just do an arbitrator in a

604
00:40:28,599 --> 00:40:30,280
court system on the back of a
donkey. It's yes, you can't.

605
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:35,519
They could train one live there,
train a donkey. No, they trained

606
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the arbitrator and then he rides the
donkey. We're gonna listen. They're very

607
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distrusting of the government. They don't
listen to. They don't listen to the

608
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rest of Peru. They live by
the rules of how you feel about it.

609
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The existence of a frozen margerita does
not necessitate the existence of a court

610
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system. I'm just saying they shouldn't
you if you're if your town has a

611
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frozen margarita. No, However,
this sentence goes, if your town has

612
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a frozen margarita machine, then a
twelve hour drive is no excuse to not

613
00:41:10,159 --> 00:41:14,519
have a judge in your town.
That's not true. I could buy a

614
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margaritaville and live in the desert,
right, so now a judge should exist

615
00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:22,280
there. If you have access to
a frozen margarita machine, you should be

616
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,199
able to have access to a judge. What kind of fuck for? Because

617
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:34,000
a frozen margarita machine is so fucking
superfluous that what the fuck would it be

618
00:41:34,079 --> 00:41:38,199
there? And something likesity necessity to
civil society, an arbitrator, a judge

619
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wouldn't be there. I just don't
think you get it. It doesn't matter.

620
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I don't think you get the point
I'm making, which is there not

621
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have a judge. They don't not
have a judge because they can't have one.

622
00:41:49,519 --> 00:41:51,719
They don't have a judge because they
don't want one, is what I'm

623
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saying. Because if they wanted they
they wanted a frozen margarita machine, and

624
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they got that. If they wanted
they wanted to have judge, they could

625
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get that. But that's a whole
separate person. Like, uh, a

626
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frozen margarity machine is a machine?
What's he there? There? So what?

627
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So? What of them could be
a judge? No, that's not

628
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how it works. Just like I
this arbitrary point to judge. Yeah,

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Bros. The fighters with grudges settled
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then proceed to drink more on the
very merry Christmas Day. The government of

753
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Lima has tried to eradicate Takanaqui.
I know an easy way they can do

754
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that. Just send a judge along
with the next Margarita machine you get.

755
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By the way, as an object
of one of those is a person,

756
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right, twenty six thousand people live
in this town. Yeah, that's more

757
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of an argument than the frozen mark
machine. I would just put forward that

758
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the fact they have no court and
there's twenty six thousand people. I think

759
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that there's no way you could appoint
a judge. Oh, it's twelve hours

760
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away. Is you know the rule
if you're more than twelve hours away from

761
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:22,800
something, you can't have a judge. No, no, no, no,

762
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no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't

763
00:50:24,679 --> 00:50:30,800
think one. I guarantee there's a
core house there. I guarant would imagine.

764
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I guarantee you there is. I'm
sure they there's a way to defer

765
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arbitration to takanaqui legally trial by combat. It's only that they're like, hey,

766
00:50:39,639 --> 00:50:43,599
it's not like a oh we can
we have to do takanaqui because there's

767
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no way else to do this.
It's hey, do you want to avoid

768
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,840
court fees and just do it Takanaqui
style? And they are like, yeah,

769
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,599
for sure, are you telling me
these articles lied to me? No,

770
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:55,840
I'm just saying, like, I
think you're misinterpreting it. What if

771
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,679
I'm not? What if you're not. There's a good chance you're not.

772
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:04,119
There might be a very good chance. They don't have a courthouse. They

773
00:51:04,119 --> 00:51:07,599
have a pretty sweet city hall.
Look at this all they have a place

774
00:51:07,639 --> 00:51:10,960
to make laws. Look at this
old Spanish mission. That's cool, that's

775
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:14,800
pretty cool. Yeah, this town
actually seems sweet. Yeah we should go

776
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:15,920
there. It's really hard to get
to. This is the meat and fries.

777
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:22,760
They fucking got a margarine. I
don't know, Well, you know,

778
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:25,119
yeah, you're right, you know
what Rob, Rob, You're right

779
00:51:27,119 --> 00:51:31,639
if if a margarita machine just exists
in space, there should be an arbitrator

780
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:37,119
nearby. Well, here's the thing. People and Cuzco and a lot of

781
00:51:37,199 --> 00:51:44,000
urban areas in the rest of Peru
have adopted this practice and are now taking

782
00:51:44,039 --> 00:51:49,000
part of the originally indigenous cultural custom. Okay, they have their spin classes

783
00:51:49,039 --> 00:51:54,159
in this town. If there's a
spin class on Pluto, there should be

784
00:51:54,199 --> 00:51:58,880
a judge there too. I guess
this is the dumbest target. It's not

785
00:51:59,079 --> 00:52:02,400
up because you've got so far down
the line. You have a spin class,

786
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,519
how did you skip courthouse? Say
you have a space station and there's

787
00:52:07,559 --> 00:52:12,400
a fucking margarita machine on it.
Do you need a judge up there too?

788
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:15,039
This audio is gonna be so blown
out. Do you need a judge

789
00:52:15,079 --> 00:52:21,679
in the space station and one of
the things on it is spinning? Cool?

790
00:52:22,199 --> 00:52:29,920
They ride stationary bikes. That's a
poor gym. Yoga. I'm just

791
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:34,079
saying. I'm just saying this.
There is yoga in plenty of places without

792
00:52:34,159 --> 00:52:38,679
judges. Half of India. Bro
Oh, they have a pizzeria. The

793
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:44,199
idea is they're mostly poor, this
seems like, and they can't afford legal

794
00:52:44,199 --> 00:52:50,840
fees. I think somebody's you know, exaggerating a little bit. Not you,

795
00:52:51,199 --> 00:52:52,719
whoever you, who ever told you
this, Like, oh, we're

796
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:55,519
so cool, we have to fight. They're just like leave spin class.

797
00:52:55,559 --> 00:53:00,519
They're like, okay, let's fight. We'll have to investigate ourselves. We

798
00:53:00,599 --> 00:53:05,119
have to dictate whether or not this
is true. Ride three boroughs to Santo

799
00:53:05,159 --> 00:53:08,400
to Santo Toamas. This practice has
cross class barriers, and people of middle

800
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:13,480
and upper class are now taking part
of the celebration. There's a similar event

801
00:53:13,519 --> 00:53:17,480
in Bolivia and called Tinku. The
event takes place in May. Like I

802
00:53:17,519 --> 00:53:24,760
said earlier, in the village of
Patasi. This practice is very similar to

803
00:53:25,159 --> 00:53:30,760
takanaqui. However, the women rarely
fight in the fights between men and are

804
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:35,480
usually larger brawls. It's a little
bit more intense. This is more civil,

805
00:53:35,599 --> 00:53:39,000
one on one combat. Sometimes it
breaks out to somebody jumping in,

806
00:53:39,159 --> 00:53:44,679
maybe a few friends jumping in.
Women participate, old people, children of

807
00:53:44,679 --> 00:53:49,159
all ages. And I think this
is an awesome tradition that we should all

808
00:53:49,159 --> 00:53:52,519
adopt, and we should get rid
of courthouses. No more courthouses, all

809
00:53:52,559 --> 00:53:55,679
trial by I'm okay, replace every
courthouse with a Margarita. I was,

810
00:53:55,719 --> 00:54:00,480
We'll say, replace every courthouse with
the island drink just the Margaritaville. Yeah,

811
00:54:00,519 --> 00:54:05,320
no, just to drive through Margaritaville. Yeah, so I only you

812
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,119
can You can't actually go inside and
drink there, you can only drive through.

813
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:12,719
I think this place is really really
popular to visit because there are I'm

814
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,360
literally just looking at the Google maps
right now, there's like twenty hostels.

815
00:54:15,559 --> 00:54:22,000
Whoa, I mean there are a
fuck ton so it's probably beautiful. W's

816
00:54:22,039 --> 00:54:24,880
there be like a PF. Chang's
there, but like there's no courthouse.

817
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:28,679
Get there and they're like this is
ludicrous. Yeah, it's the McDonald's.

818
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:32,000
Yeah, what do they say?
Two countries with the McDonald's never fought each

819
00:54:32,039 --> 00:54:36,039
other. It's like any town with
the McDonald's doesn't have trial by combat.

820
00:54:36,159 --> 00:54:42,440
Yeah, it's true. What'd you
guys learning today? I learned that this

821
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:47,039
place is a liar about how remote
it is. It's like you know what

822
00:54:47,079 --> 00:54:50,360
you get in New Orleans're like,
oh, ever, since Katrino, we

823
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:55,599
can't have credit card payments, split
payments. Well, we're twelve miles away

824
00:54:55,639 --> 00:55:00,000
from a courthouse, so we fight. Yeah, like you like here,

825
00:55:00,519 --> 00:55:02,920
like it's dude, that was eighteen
years ago, two thousand and five.

826
00:55:04,079 --> 00:55:06,400
Yeah, and you're telling me you
can take credit card payments, but you

827
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:09,639
can't split them because of Katrina.
That could Katrina? I mean they did

828
00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:15,079
that for years, dude. They
still blame shit on Katrina. In New

829
00:55:15,199 --> 00:55:17,119
Orleans. It's hilarious, Like,
I love it. It's good out.

830
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:22,679
It's ever since Katrina, there's always
been rats in the kitchen, like since

831
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:27,880
yeah, you know how it is, Ever since Katrina. The casinos fallover.

832
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:30,960
You know why you should do that
with Pearl Harbor. Ever since Pearl

833
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:37,719
Harbor Man, you know, the
Arizona it's kind of messing with stuff still

834
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:40,599
down there. Oh, ever since
the Alamo. You know, we just

835
00:55:40,639 --> 00:55:44,800
can't get it together here in San
Antonio. All right? Yeah, what

836
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:50,400
did I learn? I learned that
Rob has a really weird idea of how

837
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:54,079
judges should be implemented. I think
what I was saying makes perfect sense.

838
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:58,199
When you get your bartender license,
you should also be here's a judge.

839
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:01,199
Yeah, if there's a TAB certified
person in your town, there should be

840
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:06,239
a judge there. I feel I'm
just saying, I feel like if you

841
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:09,440
don't have a judge, but have
certain amenities. You may have skipped a

842
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:19,000
step, possibly on purpose, and
for that I'm thankful for it. Who's

843
00:56:19,079 --> 00:56:22,599
hitler? Who's hitler? To they? I don't even know, no one,

844
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:27,800
no one. If you anyone who
gets whipped in the face, no,

845
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:31,400
no, no, for trying to
jump in. Yeah. Yeah,

846
00:56:32,519 --> 00:56:39,480
I'm gonna say any type of modernization
of the city, of any modernization,

847
00:56:39,559 --> 00:56:44,719
I'm I got bad news for you. It's it's pretty decent. It's getting

848
00:56:45,519 --> 00:56:51,199
They're they're losing their their tradition,
the core of their their town. Dude,

849
00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:52,840
apparently. I mean, I'll just
look down the main road here on

850
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:57,440
I thirty five. Maybe it's too
far gone, do you think so?

851
00:56:57,599 --> 00:57:04,679
Maybe this was like totally remote five
years ago people heard about her. Now

852
00:57:05,079 --> 00:57:09,920
they've done like a pilgrimage to fight. It's like like a bunch of like

853
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:13,920
ski towns in Colorado, you know
what I mean That we're like these gorgeous

854
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:16,880
little small towns are just getting like
obliterated by people moving there. I mean,

855
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:23,800
look, it's not it's definitely you
know, it's definitely in Peru,

856
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:30,679
but it's not the not the worst
little town square that's cool. Yeah,

857
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:34,119
I would definitely drink all week,
dance in the streets, and then have

858
00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:37,599
a fight, then fight around the
world. Yeah, especially because I think

859
00:57:37,599 --> 00:57:42,639
they're a little smaller than us.
They're scrappier though, they're like little Oh

860
00:57:42,679 --> 00:57:45,280
they are like knives in the way, much more hardened there. They're They're

861
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:50,440
just little balls of muscle that go
fast. I got to reach though,

862
00:57:50,519 --> 00:57:53,000
Dude, there's there's no way they're
taller than like they're six they're Oh man,

863
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:57,639
they have a bullfighting arena. That's
typically where they have the fights.

864
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:01,559
Oh well, it's in that little
pit this m hm oh, dude,

865
00:58:01,559 --> 00:58:05,440
we gotta go to this. Look
at this. That's sick. Yeah,

866
00:58:06,719 --> 00:58:08,599
but there's a bulb like on top. I think it is used for bude.

867
00:58:08,599 --> 00:58:13,880
You imagine we get some like coca
and just like go to the fights

868
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:17,320
and the Takanaqui fights. However much
coke we do, they're gonna have.

869
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:21,280
They're gonna be on way more and
we should fight somebody for their land.

870
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:25,079
Get up, you just own it. Now, get a vacation rental property.

871
00:58:25,159 --> 00:58:32,559
Mine for their time share. Yeah
hell yeah. If you buy timeshare,

872
00:58:32,599 --> 00:58:37,760
you should have to fight for it
for every every year. I don't

873
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:42,639
want this week. I want that
week. All right. Well that's all

874
00:58:42,639 --> 00:58:45,960
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875
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878
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:04,440
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879
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:09,360
time with your family, your friends, yourself. Really, you're unlucky enough

880
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:15,159
Jesus Sorry, guys. Enjoy your
own presence though, you know, sometimes

881
00:59:15,239 --> 00:59:17,960
being alone is the best it is. Man. Yeah, this guy will

882
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:22,760
fucked you up. He doesn't look
big, but he looks mean. He

883
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:25,559
does look mean. Yeah, I
think you gotta you target somebody that's older,

884
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:30,000
smaller, weaker. Well, here's
like the town, the village idiot.

885
00:59:30,599 --> 00:59:35,119
Get this guy. You fight the
hammer guy. Yeah, although he

886
00:59:35,199 --> 00:59:37,039
might not be able to feel anything, so he just comes at you like

887
00:59:37,079 --> 00:59:39,440
a zombie. Yeah, just keep
knocking him down. He keeps getting back

888
00:59:39,519 --> 00:59:49,039
up. Dust himself off. I
ain't hear no bell, all right,

889
00:59:49,239 --> 00:59:52,320
but I think I did just hear
the bell for this podcast. So for

890
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,239
Jake Goldman and Rob Fox I'm damn
Rochester and you just got off served