WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.320 --> 00:00:04.240 This What's on Tap Radio podcast is brought to you by Cast Branding. I 2 00:00:04.280 --> 00:00:07.759 remember of the Texas craft Brewers Guild. Cast Branding has been supplying breweries, 3 00:00:07.799 --> 00:00:12.279 distilleries and wineries with top quality merchandise since twenty thirteen. If you're looking for 4 00:00:12.320 --> 00:00:15.880 a way to promote and grow your brand, check out Cast Branding on Facebook, 5 00:00:15.880 --> 00:00:19.399 Instagram, and online at cast Brandy dot com, cast Brandy dot com, 6 00:00:19.480 --> 00:00:25.160 Cash Brandy dot Com. Enjoy the show. This is about to be 7 00:00:25.239 --> 00:00:29.600 good radio. Oh yeah. To me, a craft brewer is much more 8 00:00:29.600 --> 00:00:33.880 of a mindset. We just opened two cans. Spread the gospel of good 9 00:00:33.920 --> 00:00:36.920 beer. Beer. Tons and tons of stuff going on in the beer world. 10 00:00:37.079 --> 00:00:40.240 I love Kraft beer. I love different people's beers. It's the first 11 00:00:40.240 --> 00:00:46.320 favorite. Cheers to old us beer geeks and those new to the craft. 12 00:00:46.439 --> 00:00:51.359 What's on Tap? High five? Who? This is What's on Tap Radio 13 00:00:52.719 --> 00:00:58.000 Beer and the culture that flows with it. Pears Beer Guru James Simpson and 14 00:00:58.119 --> 00:01:12.120 beer Logics Chadpilby. Bring that train in people all over the world. All 15 00:01:12.120 --> 00:01:18.359 over the world. People join hands and I'm not going to buy the world 16 00:01:18.400 --> 00:01:21.319 to coke, but I'll have a beer with you. Let's go look at 17 00:01:21.319 --> 00:01:23.799 the analytics. People are listening around the world. We appreciate that. Welcome 18 00:01:23.799 --> 00:01:26.959 to What's on TAP Radio? I am James. That's Chad in studio with 19 00:01:27.079 --> 00:01:32.519 Chad Harbor light Bill. Welcome to the show. Got a lot of stuff 20 00:01:32.560 --> 00:01:34.280 on TAPT this week. We're really excited. You know. I kind of 21 00:01:34.280 --> 00:01:38.439 stayed around on Sunday just waiting, waiting. I'm like, God, can 22 00:01:38.519 --> 00:01:41.120 we just get on there on the show already? Can we start the show? 23 00:01:42.439 --> 00:01:45.959 Patience my friends? But we're here, We're here, We've got time 24 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:49.560 commitments. It's like we'd like to get on earlier and then stay on later 25 00:01:49.400 --> 00:01:55.959 because it's so much fun. I wish I wish we could record our production 26 00:01:56.079 --> 00:01:59.560 meeting and air that because some of the stuff that said in our production meeting, 27 00:02:00.079 --> 00:02:04.599 even though it's like highly offensive, and people would write the radio station 28 00:02:04.799 --> 00:02:07.159 complaining to get us kicked off the radio man. That's entertaining stuff, we 29 00:02:07.199 --> 00:02:10.960 say, But I digress. We'll try to do Before we went on there, 30 00:02:12.080 --> 00:02:15.479 we recapped it, and all I gotta say is, oh, the 31 00:02:15.639 --> 00:02:20.479 roast of Chris Bradley. Yeah, so in my memories on social media it 32 00:02:20.520 --> 00:02:23.240 popped up. We did this roast years ago twenty seventeen to be exact, 33 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:29.360 January twenty seventeen, when it was a transition between Chad taking over second Mike 34 00:02:29.479 --> 00:02:34.240 from the original co host, which was Chris Bradley, and we decided in 35 00:02:34.360 --> 00:02:38.000 style to send him off, and the best way we could by doing a 36 00:02:38.280 --> 00:02:43.000 roast, and Chad and I decided, you know, because he has feelings, 37 00:02:43.680 --> 00:02:46.879 we'll go a little blight every delicate flower he is. And then at 38 00:02:47.159 --> 00:02:50.800 one point in the roast, he was like, guys, this is all 39 00:02:50.840 --> 00:02:53.319 you got. And Chad and I just looked at each other and we we've 40 00:02:53.319 --> 00:02:58.439 been holding back pal weed up our sleeves, and boy did we let it 41 00:02:58.759 --> 00:03:02.919 rip. And it got really awkward. But hey, go back and listen 42 00:03:02.919 --> 00:03:07.520 to our podcast in the past and past Bradley who helped kickoff What's on Tap 43 00:03:07.639 --> 00:03:13.199 Radio, way back when you say it was twenty seventeen, I don't know, 44 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:17.520 Yeah it was. It was July January twenty sevente. January twenty seventeen, 45 00:03:17.840 --> 00:03:21.280 January because we were freezing. But anyway, that was then. This 46 00:03:21.360 --> 00:03:23.879 is now. I'm thirsty. But before we get going, we need to 47 00:03:24.159 --> 00:03:29.879 thank our wonderful sponsors and as you did, mention one of our sponsors running 48 00:03:29.960 --> 00:03:34.000 stunt Beer liver in studio with me at the Beer Logic World headquarters and Drinking 49 00:03:34.159 --> 00:03:38.360 imporium, harbor Light Bell. But James, tell everybody please, who do 50 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:42.159 we have to think? We have a lot of people to think, including 51 00:03:42.199 --> 00:03:45.960 our friends in Tantric Brewing, Superior Pest Control, Bero Logical Conference, Devinsive 52 00:03:46.000 --> 00:03:49.759 Renitenation and Insurance Group, the Backyard Grill. Keeping my lights on nice and 53 00:03:49.800 --> 00:03:53.479 bright if you notice Chad very bright in my studio thanks to Bill harbor Light 54 00:03:53.520 --> 00:03:59.159 Brewing and of course sponsoring our podcast cast branding who I'm going to be hanging 55 00:03:59.159 --> 00:04:00.919 out with mister or Ridney Campbell in the next few weeks when we go out 56 00:04:00.960 --> 00:04:05.240 to Austin for the Texas Craft Brewers Guild Conference, bring you all the information 57 00:04:05.319 --> 00:04:09.680 about that. But yeah, I've got a lot of sponsors, go out 58 00:04:09.680 --> 00:04:13.120 and support them. But our first segment speaking of sponsors is brought to the 59 00:04:13.159 --> 00:04:16.879 table or our good friends at the Backyard Grill. I've decided to uh trust 60 00:04:16.920 --> 00:04:21.560 this into talking about them and bringing beers to the show. And we want 61 00:04:21.560 --> 00:04:25.399 to say really quick, if you're in the northwest side of Houston or in 62 00:04:25.480 --> 00:04:31.920 Houston download the b YG the Backyard Grill app and basically takes everything on their 63 00:04:31.959 --> 00:04:36.600 website and makes it mobile, easy to order pick up. Or you can 64 00:04:36.639 --> 00:04:40.920 go ahead and shop buy your tickets for the beer dinners, go to your 65 00:04:40.920 --> 00:04:45.720 favorite app store and download the BYG app. Yeah, do that all right. 66 00:04:45.879 --> 00:04:48.120 So I'm thirsty, I'm no chat thirsty. I'm sure Bill's thirsty, 67 00:04:48.120 --> 00:04:51.360 and I'm sure you wherever you are, are thirsty as well. So let's 68 00:04:51.360 --> 00:04:54.879 go ahead and kick things off with brought to the table. Who's going first. 69 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:59.000 I'm gonna take the reins on this one because my liver is on gray. 70 00:05:00.120 --> 00:05:02.639 I like that you. Uh, this is kind of a mystery beer 71 00:05:02.720 --> 00:05:09.199 here. I say kind of a mystery beer because Bill brought it in and 72 00:05:09.600 --> 00:05:12.879 uh, I'm looking at it, and Bill, tell everybody what this is 73 00:05:13.319 --> 00:05:16.000 Mcswick from Pigeon Hill Brewing. And what does it say on the can? 74 00:05:16.639 --> 00:05:20.079 Absolutely nothing? Okay, there you go, folks. It says it was 75 00:05:20.199 --> 00:05:26.040 a brood and canned and beautiful Muskegan in Michigan, my hometown where I was 76 00:05:26.079 --> 00:05:30.680 born, and it's Muskegan's own Pigeonhillbering company Mixswick. Now, if you're looking 77 00:05:30.680 --> 00:05:32.480 at the label, which you can't do if you're listening right now, because 78 00:05:32.879 --> 00:05:39.600 you know we haven't done the Picto podcast yet. But uh, it's looking 79 00:05:39.639 --> 00:05:45.120 Scottish. And I did cheat a little bit and I checked out the old 80 00:05:45.600 --> 00:05:50.519 interwebs and sure enough, according to the untapped app, it's a nine and 81 00:05:50.519 --> 00:05:56.079 a half percent Scotch aled. It's a wee heavy that's right. And you 82 00:05:56.120 --> 00:05:59.600 know what they say, if it's not Scottish, it's crap. And I'm 83 00:05:59.600 --> 00:06:05.199 gonna goad and take a taste here. Yep. Bill took the Spradley poor, 84 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:10.000 speaking of Chris Bradley took the heavy poor. All right, that's a 85 00:06:10.120 --> 00:06:13.920 nine ounce poor versus Chad one ounce poor. That's right. Yeah, it's 86 00:06:13.920 --> 00:06:17.120 a twelve hours can. Bill got nine. I got three. So this 87 00:06:17.160 --> 00:06:23.560 is pretty delicious, a little dry. I was expecting something a little more 88 00:06:23.560 --> 00:06:28.600 sweet, little more rich, nice mouthfield though you could really I could taste 89 00:06:28.600 --> 00:06:30.000 the alcohol in it. Yeah, you can feel the booze. You can 90 00:06:30.040 --> 00:06:34.839 taste the booze. Beautiful poor, a ruby color and off white, almost 91 00:06:34.959 --> 00:06:39.720 tan head. That's how we kick things off. Pigeon Hill Brewing Company mix 92 00:06:39.759 --> 00:06:45.759 Swick and apparently this was a tap room only can release from Pigeon Hill Brewing 93 00:06:45.759 --> 00:06:46.920 Company, Miskegan, Michigan. All right, let me tell you what I 94 00:06:46.920 --> 00:06:50.759 got kicking off this week, continue on dry January. I looked at the 95 00:06:50.759 --> 00:06:55.360 calendar. It is the last weekend for dry January. So whether or not 96 00:06:55.360 --> 00:06:58.839 I'll continue next week, We'll shall see. But I am going to continue 97 00:06:58.839 --> 00:07:01.600 the trend because I promised that I was going to do it to our listeners 98 00:07:01.600 --> 00:07:03.920 out there that I've asked us to do it over the past few years, 99 00:07:03.959 --> 00:07:09.319 and I am bringing to the show from a listener's suggestion, the loganitas ip 100 00:07:09.959 --> 00:07:15.319 inn a ah. That's the India pale non alcoholic. That is the rights. 101 00:07:15.360 --> 00:07:18.040 Let me put out Oh wait a minute, oh by Barblaye, just 102 00:07:18.040 --> 00:07:20.839 want fly in. I try to be an I saw that. Holy look, 103 00:07:21.319 --> 00:07:24.000 did you hear? That? Is? I try to be a ninja 104 00:07:24.199 --> 00:07:27.360 and pull it out and then went flying. I'm still got a child. 105 00:07:27.759 --> 00:07:30.160 James is over there is like I got Nune Chuck skills and I can use 106 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:32.759 them to open a beer bottle. No, I don't, man, I 107 00:07:32.759 --> 00:07:36.000 do not have ninja skills. Allright, gonna put this over my Boston lagger, 108 00:07:36.079 --> 00:07:40.000 Sam all Adams Glass, now walk at him. Just doing that. 109 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:42.920 He's gonna take a taste here. We're gonna break these beers down a little 110 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:45.120 bit more because we're coming up on a break. But James, what's the 111 00:07:45.199 --> 00:07:48.360 initial tasting notes? Oh, very citrus, c bird, I taste citra 112 00:07:48.519 --> 00:07:54.000 and mosaic hops in there. Very good, very good, zero percent alcohol 113 00:07:54.040 --> 00:07:56.720 by volume. And that's what I brought to the table. The loganitis I 114 00:07:56.800 --> 00:07:59.720 P N A N A I P A, which I'll talk more about, 115 00:07:59.759 --> 00:08:03.759 and then Chat kicked it off with the mixed swick. That's all it says. 116 00:08:03.839 --> 00:08:05.040 It's just a no. It's a nine and a half percent scotta shale 117 00:08:05.079 --> 00:08:09.519 from Pigeon Hill Brewing Company. We'll talk more about these beers, but first, 118 00:08:09.600 --> 00:08:11.439 James, what's on tap? We're gonna talk about crimes against beer and 119 00:08:11.519 --> 00:08:15.319 a gym that I'm trying to join and all. This is so much more, 120 00:08:15.319 --> 00:08:16.879 including hold my beer and watch this and fun facts. We got an 121 00:08:16.879 --> 00:08:20.959 action back radio show. Hang with us. We'll ride back. If you 122 00:08:20.079 --> 00:08:26.000 encounter wine snobs, just take a full class of wine and put it to 123 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:35.039 your ear. Mindes will be blown. 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I try to be flicked, 140 00:09:58.039 --> 00:10:01.240 pull my barblade out because there's a logging e this I p n A, 141 00:10:01.519 --> 00:10:03.480 which is the beer I brought the table sponsor by our friends over at 142 00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:07.799 the backyard grill. I try to be slick. It's just went flying across 143 00:10:07.799 --> 00:10:11.840 the studio. Luckily no one was in the studio. Luckily I have a 144 00:10:11.879 --> 00:10:16.200 stunt beer drinker. Because oh Bill doesn't here. Bill wasn't here last week, 145 00:10:16.240 --> 00:10:18.039 so he doesn't know. Uh no, my phone still hasn't ring. 146 00:10:20.519 --> 00:10:24.360 My phone still doesn't ring. Nobody's called me saying hey, I'll hang out 147 00:10:24.360 --> 00:10:26.159 with you. I'll hang out with you and during the show to be a 148 00:10:26.159 --> 00:10:31.679 stunt beer drinker. Because see that's the thing. So Harbor Light Bill hanging 149 00:10:31.720 --> 00:10:37.799 out with me on third mic just because we want to drink beer and I 150 00:10:37.799 --> 00:10:41.039 can't drink all the beer by myself, so we get to open more beers 151 00:10:41.080 --> 00:10:45.240 this way. And so he's, uh, he's brought his liver with him 152 00:10:45.360 --> 00:10:50.320 and he's he's filling in. And also James put out the call he's like 153 00:10:50.360 --> 00:10:54.799 for for dry January, all non alcoholic beers on me and might want to 154 00:10:54.799 --> 00:11:01.240 come over to the studio and all you hear are crickets. Nobody's I'm still 155 00:11:01.240 --> 00:11:05.320 looking on my phone right now. No one's calling. Hey, James, 156 00:11:05.360 --> 00:11:07.000 I'll come hang out with you, but I will tell you right, really 157 00:11:07.080 --> 00:11:13.960 really, yeah, I'm only eighteen though. I went to New Orleans over 158 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:18.600 the break and I stocked up on a lot of good beer and just sitting 159 00:11:18.639 --> 00:11:22.399 there on the beer shehelf waiting for me to crack. And so of course 160 00:11:22.399 --> 00:11:26.200 I'm going to be bringing those beers later on, you know, next month, 161 00:11:26.720 --> 00:11:28.519 but I'm sure at that point my phone will be ringing off the hook. 162 00:11:28.559 --> 00:11:35.039 But as of now, no one's calling. But speaking of a brought 163 00:11:35.080 --> 00:11:37.039 to the table, I want to talk a little bit about this beer. 164 00:11:37.240 --> 00:11:45.759 I got some listeners suggesting it loganitis ip in a very very tasty I definitely 165 00:11:45.759 --> 00:11:50.799 get notes of mosaic and citra. But I wanted to take a step of 166 00:11:50.840 --> 00:11:54.759 it and kind of give you a profile, if you will, we'll smell 167 00:11:54.879 --> 00:12:00.879 it's in the heat, yeah, the Boston Logger glass from Sam Adams, 168 00:12:00.919 --> 00:12:05.000 so it's gonna always taste better that way. But full flavored ipa, definitely, 169 00:12:05.080 --> 00:12:07.919 it's a I get some dry hopped with mosaic and citra hops. It's 170 00:12:07.919 --> 00:12:13.159 a confounding creation. Uses the same agreements found in their highly balanced IPAs, 171 00:12:13.799 --> 00:12:16.519 but you know they're hops malt yeast in water. But this is just just 172 00:12:16.720 --> 00:12:22.440 delicious brood without any alcohol. And again this is the ip NA. Logging 173 00:12:22.600 --> 00:12:28.840 is brewing, not alcohol. IPA at zero percent alcohol by volume, so 174 00:12:28.960 --> 00:12:33.759 quite the contrast in Chad's nine percent. And folks, that right there is 175 00:12:33.759 --> 00:12:37.480 how you describe a beer when you're totally sober. Way to go James, 176 00:12:37.759 --> 00:12:41.960 way to go dry or January James sitting there is like, yeah, I 177 00:12:41.960 --> 00:12:46.360 can read this copy perfectly, all right. Anyway, Meanwhile, we didn't 178 00:12:46.399 --> 00:12:50.159 have anything. It just says canned Muskegan, Michigan. Uh. Bill brought 179 00:12:50.200 --> 00:12:56.399 the Pigeonhill mixed Swick And I'm gonna just say, overall, I think it's 180 00:12:56.440 --> 00:13:00.960 delicious. Overall, I think it's a really nice beer. It's a little 181 00:13:01.039 --> 00:13:03.279 drier than what I had hoped. I was looking for a little more chew, 182 00:13:03.559 --> 00:13:11.320 but flavor profiles, solid, clarity is solid, head retention is solid. 183 00:13:13.480 --> 00:13:16.679 Overall, I'd drink this again. I would drink a lot of this 184 00:13:16.759 --> 00:13:20.799 again. Actually, if you're writing a scorecard on a BJCP, that's a 185 00:13:20.799 --> 00:13:26.159 Beer Jude certification. Always end it with I would drink another one? That 186 00:13:26.320 --> 00:13:31.279 yes, the best advice. Yeah, they if you can't tell the brewer 187 00:13:31.360 --> 00:13:35.720 what they did right or what they did wrong on a Beer Judge certification or 188 00:13:35.759 --> 00:13:41.120 Beer Judge scorecard. Always, as James just said, let them know if 189 00:13:41.200 --> 00:13:43.080 you would buy it again, if you would drink it again, if you 190 00:13:43.080 --> 00:13:46.519 would buy it for a friend, if you would stock it in your fridge. 191 00:13:48.080 --> 00:13:52.600 That gives them an indication of Hey, even if he maybe doesn't know 192 00:13:52.600 --> 00:13:56.240 what the heck he's talking about from a technical standpoint, it makes me feel 193 00:13:56.279 --> 00:14:00.240 better about myself and I know that I can sell this thing again. Brought 194 00:14:00.320 --> 00:14:03.799 the table sponsored my friends at the backyard Grill. All right, Chad, 195 00:14:03.960 --> 00:14:09.279 let me do this now. The official What's on Tap Radio fun fact of 196 00:14:09.279 --> 00:14:13.120 the Week, brought to you by Who's ever checked clear this week? Because 197 00:14:13.159 --> 00:14:16.320 let's be honest, that's why I really people are tuning in because they want 198 00:14:16.360 --> 00:14:20.840 to learn something, right, all right, I've heard this before. People 199 00:14:20.879 --> 00:14:28.679 have said, hey, Chad, what's your favorite beer? And I always 200 00:14:28.879 --> 00:14:33.080 tell them the one in my hand because that's the one I'm drinking. And 201 00:14:33.200 --> 00:14:35.759 they're like, yeah, you're ready for that. No, really, what's 202 00:14:35.799 --> 00:14:39.919 your favorite beer, because I'll tell you I'll play that game too. My 203 00:14:39.000 --> 00:14:43.639 favorite beer is free. Now I've heard that one. You're right, it's 204 00:14:43.639 --> 00:14:48.440 hard to pass up free beer. Fat But I think we are. We're 205 00:14:48.440 --> 00:14:52.039 going to talk about this later with crimes against beer. I think it's okay 206 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:54.399 to turn down a free beer. I've done. They are going to talk. 207 00:14:54.679 --> 00:14:56.840 Yeah, you have to. I think in some cases you have to 208 00:14:56.919 --> 00:15:01.200 do it if the if the circumstances aren't right, and we will talk about 209 00:15:01.200 --> 00:15:07.039 what those are later in the show. But James, let's see here. 210 00:15:07.080 --> 00:15:13.960 Would you rather have a free beer that's just okay? Or would you rather 211 00:15:15.000 --> 00:15:18.639 pay full price for a great beer, full price for a great beer bill 212 00:15:20.120 --> 00:15:22.039 full price? All right? See, there you go. Standards here, 213 00:15:22.159 --> 00:15:26.120 folks, we hold up there. But some people they want the free stuff. 214 00:15:26.120 --> 00:15:28.440 They're looking for the deal. Now. I don't know about you, 215 00:15:28.480 --> 00:15:33.480 but the best deal other than free, that I've ever seen on beer, 216 00:15:33.120 --> 00:15:37.159 I was in college and we went to a place called the Reptile House. 217 00:15:37.200 --> 00:15:39.919 Those of you in West Michigan, if you're my age, you know what 218 00:15:39.960 --> 00:15:45.399 I'm talking about. Division and cherry right downtown and it was a mosh pit 219 00:15:45.600 --> 00:15:48.639 bar, metal bar, and they had this one beer on tap and I 220 00:15:48.639 --> 00:15:52.320 think it was called skull Beer, and I think it was really just natural 221 00:15:52.360 --> 00:15:56.320 light. And they were selling for a dollar a pint. I get down 222 00:15:56.360 --> 00:15:58.000 with that in college, right. See. Now all of a sudden, 223 00:15:58.039 --> 00:16:02.440 you're like, okay, now would you pay a dollar for yeah? Exactly. 224 00:16:03.000 --> 00:16:07.440 And we've heard of the ten cent Beer Night in Cleveland and that didn't 225 00:16:07.519 --> 00:16:11.639 end well, it did not, no, but maybe the ten cent beer 226 00:16:11.759 --> 00:16:18.600 Night was inspired by another beer promotion. And this beer promotion takes us all 227 00:16:18.600 --> 00:16:23.799 the way back to the summer of nineteen thirty five and it's the Texan Hotel 228 00:16:23.879 --> 00:16:30.720 drug Store in Dallas, Texas. Now, if you're not familiar with summer 229 00:16:30.799 --> 00:16:38.200 in Big d it's hot. This past year was particularly hot, and I'm 230 00:16:38.200 --> 00:16:44.159 sure it was in nineteen thirty five because there was no air conditioning. But 231 00:16:44.200 --> 00:16:48.759 the management at the Texan Hotel drug Store, they decided that they wanted to 232 00:16:48.799 --> 00:16:53.279 try and entice people to come in and drink some beer to stay cool. 233 00:16:53.759 --> 00:17:00.720 But not just one beer. How about all the beer you can drink for 234 00:17:00.919 --> 00:17:10.279 just sixty cents an hour. What sixty cents an hour. Now that's the 235 00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:14.759 equivalent of about eleven dollars today. So can you imagine walking into your favorite 236 00:17:14.759 --> 00:17:18.799 bar and sitting down and say, here's eleven bucks and I can drink as 237 00:17:18.880 --> 00:17:25.759 much as I want for an hour? Go wow, what could possibly go 238 00:17:25.920 --> 00:17:30.920 wrong? Well, turns out this thing made national news, and there was 239 00:17:30.000 --> 00:17:36.319 even a newsreel footage of this whole thing. However, the joke was on 240 00:17:37.039 --> 00:17:44.400 the customer because management knew that they had the upper hand. While sixty cents 241 00:17:44.400 --> 00:17:48.559 for all you can drink in an hour drew people in, you would have 242 00:17:48.640 --> 00:17:55.359 to drink over a gallon of beer in order to make money on that because 243 00:17:55.880 --> 00:18:02.920 the bar sold twenty four ounce glasses for a time. So when customers heard 244 00:18:03.559 --> 00:18:08.279 all I can drink for sixty cents, I'm in, they conveniently overlooked that 245 00:18:08.359 --> 00:18:15.880 they could have just paid ten cents for twenty four ounces and done just fine. 246 00:18:15.599 --> 00:18:18.400 In fact, James, do you have that clip? Can you play 247 00:18:18.400 --> 00:18:25.240 that all the beer you could drink was the most of this Dallas implorian sixty 248 00:18:25.279 --> 00:18:29.200 cents or sixty minutes. At the time, beer was going for twenty four 249 00:18:29.240 --> 00:18:32.720 ounces for a dime. So I took heroic popping to beat the game. 250 00:18:36.759 --> 00:18:40.119 But in mid Texas, in midsummer, before the days of air conditioning, 251 00:18:40.440 --> 00:18:44.759 the one cent per minute sub sales struck the popular fancy with beer going for 252 00:18:44.799 --> 00:18:48.880 a song, who could resist joining in? They are chugging those beers. 253 00:18:48.920 --> 00:18:52.400 How hilarious is that? The guy's just chugging beer after beer after beer. 254 00:18:52.160 --> 00:18:56.559 Well, your official once on that radio fun fact of the week is C. 255 00:18:56.799 --> 00:19:02.319 C. Brown is the only one who ever beat the challenge and drank 256 00:19:02.359 --> 00:19:06.640 more than a gallon, drinking three gallons in fifty eight minutes. But they 257 00:19:06.640 --> 00:19:08.839 said, actually he drank it in fifty three minutes, and he spent six 258 00:19:08.880 --> 00:19:14.960 minutes playing a slot machine. And that's your official What's on Tap Radio fun 259 00:19:15.079 --> 00:19:18.559 fact of the week. That's a good fun fact. Wow, all right, 260 00:19:18.559 --> 00:19:21.799 we gotta take a break on tap this week we're talking crimes against beer, 261 00:19:22.160 --> 00:19:25.640 pizza and beer. There's a gem I'm trying to join, and Jason 262 00:19:25.680 --> 00:19:29.079 Kelsey is upset the Twitter world. We'll discuss all this is so much more. 263 00:19:29.079 --> 00:19:33.039 Hang with us. We'll be right back. Believe in something they say, 264 00:19:34.359 --> 00:19:42.200 we believe. We'll have another beer. This is What's on Tap Radio. 265 00:19:42.480 --> 00:20:07.720 Back to James and Chad here we go heading towards the end of January. 266 00:20:07.720 --> 00:20:12.079 How's your New Year's resolutions? So we giving them up? Are we? 267 00:20:12.200 --> 00:20:17.599 Uh? Tick it to it? How are we doing? I'm nailing 268 00:20:17.640 --> 00:20:21.200 it, are you? Yeah? I made a resolution not to make any 269 00:20:21.240 --> 00:20:22.880 and man, I'm old. I'm living up to my end of the deal. 270 00:20:23.559 --> 00:20:26.519 Well, you know people a uh one of the big things they like 271 00:20:26.599 --> 00:20:30.640 to do as a news New Year's resolutions is join a gym, like this 272 00:20:30.759 --> 00:20:34.680 is it this year? It's gonna be the year I get my body back. 273 00:20:36.359 --> 00:20:38.880 I'm gonna join the gym. I'm gonna pound the weights and I'm gonna 274 00:20:38.880 --> 00:20:41.880 get that body back just in time for summer. You know, I want 275 00:20:41.920 --> 00:20:47.519 to look Goodness that that repper print speedo that I had sitting in my drawer. 276 00:20:48.720 --> 00:20:52.359 Oh that's just me, No, that's you. But there's this gym 277 00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:56.480 I'm trying to join. I'll tell you all about it's here in a second 278 00:20:56.519 --> 00:20:59.839 after Chad brings his next beer to the show. Well, it's funny you 279 00:20:59.839 --> 00:21:04.599 say that, because I've seen those memes out there and it says, uh, 280 00:21:06.079 --> 00:21:08.559 yeah, I want to get in shape, but I really love beer 281 00:21:08.599 --> 00:21:11.440 and talk or what is it? I've seen those people with six pack abs, 282 00:21:11.799 --> 00:21:18.039 but clearly they've never had beer or tacos, and well this is kind 283 00:21:18.039 --> 00:21:21.279 of the best of both right here. This was a beer I picked up. 284 00:21:21.440 --> 00:21:25.039 I thought it was a from Prairie Artisanal Ales out of Oklahoma. It 285 00:21:26.960 --> 00:21:29.519 does, yeah, but I had to look at a little closer, and 286 00:21:29.559 --> 00:21:34.599 it's actually from Fair State co Op Brewing Company. It's a collaboration with Bottle 287 00:21:34.680 --> 00:21:41.759 Logic, and it is a bourbon barrel aged stout with toasted coconut, caramelized 288 00:21:41.920 --> 00:21:48.319 cocoa nibs and vanilla beans. And it's the finest stout that we got stuffed 289 00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:52.880 with the second finest stout, and like straight out of straight out of the 290 00:21:52.960 --> 00:22:00.319 Simpsons, mo style. And this is called Lobster Stuffed with taco. That 291 00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:06.759 was the Flaming White, the Flaming What a great name for a beer, 292 00:22:07.519 --> 00:22:12.839 Lobster stuff with tacos. I don't think there were any lobsters harmed in the 293 00:22:12.839 --> 00:22:18.480 making of this beer, and I don't think I don't think there's any fish 294 00:22:18.599 --> 00:22:22.160 oil or fish sauce in here. But let me take a sip. Well 295 00:22:22.160 --> 00:22:29.599 that'll get the job done. Wow, that is rich. That yeah, 296 00:22:29.640 --> 00:22:30.680 I know, kind of got some on my hand. Don't worry about it. 297 00:22:30.759 --> 00:22:33.640 I got I got a way to clean up. So that's what I'm 298 00:22:33.680 --> 00:22:36.519 drinking here. I don't know what the ABV is, but I'm gonna go 299 00:22:36.559 --> 00:22:41.279 with high We're just gonna we're gonna go with high way up there. Yes, 300 00:22:41.359 --> 00:22:44.559 would you assume it? Would you assume it's higher than the logging need 301 00:22:44.599 --> 00:22:47.920 is IP and A that I'm drinking the non alcoholic beer that you're drinking. 302 00:22:48.000 --> 00:22:49.559 Yes, oh yeah, this one comes in there. It is in the 303 00:22:49.599 --> 00:22:56.200 fine print right next to the Surgeon General warning thirteen percent ABV. So that's 304 00:22:56.240 --> 00:23:02.400 thirteen percent more than the beer I'm bringing to the table. This is a 305 00:23:02.440 --> 00:23:04.400 little sweet, lots of vanilla, a ton. I don't really get a 306 00:23:04.400 --> 00:23:10.279 ton of coconut, but nice beer. Yeah, for like the six bucks 307 00:23:10.279 --> 00:23:15.680 it cost me. I'm I'm alright with that. A lot of residual sweetness, 308 00:23:15.920 --> 00:23:18.640 lots lots all right. I think I just got a cavity, all 309 00:23:18.720 --> 00:23:21.640 right, James, So you want to join a gym. I'm thinking about 310 00:23:21.720 --> 00:23:23.960 joining a gym, and I just came across a gym that I'm thinking about 311 00:23:25.039 --> 00:23:27.920 joining, and this is you know, you know, I love some brilliant 312 00:23:29.000 --> 00:23:33.359 marketing I do. Now. Listen up, folks, I'm talking to you 313 00:23:33.400 --> 00:23:37.480 guys out there. Your wife might start wondering why you work out four hours 314 00:23:37.519 --> 00:23:41.599 a day and then come home wasted face a wait, wait, hold on, 315 00:23:41.720 --> 00:23:45.200 I went to the gym. Yeah, can I come home wasted? 316 00:23:45.519 --> 00:23:48.599 Yeah? I know you're cashing yourself. What kind of gym is this? 317 00:23:48.720 --> 00:23:52.799 Well, that's what it's called. It's called the gym and it's actually the 318 00:23:52.599 --> 00:23:59.240 a bar in the UK called the Monster's Arms, and they just changed its 319 00:23:59.319 --> 00:24:03.119 name to the gym to help people keep their new yar's resolutions to work out 320 00:24:03.160 --> 00:24:08.119 more. That seems like a lot of paperwork to help people in the the 321 00:24:08.160 --> 00:24:11.640 new name the gym, so now they can tell their friends and family, 322 00:24:11.720 --> 00:24:17.000 Yes, I've gone to the gym every day this week and it's in uh 323 00:24:17.319 --> 00:24:19.559 Swansea. Is that how you say it? Swansea? Yeah, and in 324 00:24:19.640 --> 00:24:22.000 Wales. If I don't say it correctly, just send me a T shirt. 325 00:24:22.039 --> 00:24:25.920 I'll give you the information. From the baseball team. From the baseball 326 00:24:25.920 --> 00:24:30.039 team, a local baseball team, and they put on a new sign last 327 00:24:30.079 --> 00:24:33.920 week and it brought special glasses that look like dumbbells and if you show up 328 00:24:34.000 --> 00:24:37.440 and work out gear. They'll give your first drink for free. What so 329 00:24:37.480 --> 00:24:41.720 if you show up like Olivia Newton John and that uh let's get physical video. 330 00:24:41.079 --> 00:24:45.599 Oh maybe leg warmers. Yeah, you know, they'll give you your 331 00:24:45.640 --> 00:24:51.000 first drink for free. That's right. Leotard like a like a leotard pants. 332 00:24:51.039 --> 00:24:52.599 I mean you show up like Richard Simmons. I mean you could be 333 00:24:52.599 --> 00:24:56.759 getting into some free drinks. Oh my god, yess, that's free drink. 334 00:24:59.640 --> 00:25:02.720 It's not it's not clear whether or not there to change the name permanently 335 00:25:02.799 --> 00:25:03.880 or switching it back to the old name at the end of the month. 336 00:25:04.240 --> 00:25:10.160 But brilliant marketing. A bar renamed itself the gym to keep New Year's resolutions 337 00:25:10.200 --> 00:25:15.319 intact. Now been well done. Now. Bill was mentioning when when he 338 00:25:15.359 --> 00:25:19.440 saw this on the one sheet, there's a bar in Holland. Yeah, 339 00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:25.119 we have a bar in Holland called the Office. It's been there for quite 340 00:25:25.119 --> 00:25:27.960 a long time, and usually if you want to have a few, you 341 00:25:29.200 --> 00:25:33.240 just tell your wife, I'm staying at the office late. Yeah, I'll 342 00:25:33.279 --> 00:25:37.400 be at the office until late. And then it's like, why what was 343 00:25:37.440 --> 00:25:42.960 that that one joke I heard years ago about the guy who was. You 344 00:25:42.960 --> 00:25:45.480 know, he's always broke and his wife is always asking. He's like, 345 00:25:45.519 --> 00:25:49.160 you know, you get paid, but you never have any money. And 346 00:25:49.160 --> 00:25:52.200 his friends were like, you're always broke and he's like, well, you 347 00:25:52.200 --> 00:25:55.960 know, every time I get paid, I give it to charity. And 348 00:25:55.960 --> 00:25:59.680 they're like, wow, that is really noble of you giving all your money 349 00:25:59.680 --> 00:26:00.759 to chair. He's like, yeah, every time I get paid, I 350 00:26:02.039 --> 00:26:06.200 just give it to charity. And then all of a sudden, she has 351 00:26:06.240 --> 00:26:07.640 all this money and people are like, wait, did you stop giving your 352 00:26:07.640 --> 00:26:11.920 money to charity? And he's like, yeah, Charity doesn't work at that 353 00:26:11.920 --> 00:26:18.000 club anymore. She works at another club across town. I can't now I'm 354 00:26:18.039 --> 00:26:25.240 giving it to Mercedes. Yeah, Charity doesn't work at that club anymore. 355 00:26:26.480 --> 00:26:30.839 Oh my god. But there you go. I gotta say, I have 356 00:26:30.119 --> 00:26:33.319 got to give it to those who have genius marketing. And there's a bar 357 00:26:33.400 --> 00:26:37.599 in the UK called the Monster's Arms, who now go by the name The 358 00:26:37.720 --> 00:26:41.680 Gym, so wide are off, you know, telling your folks, say, 359 00:26:41.680 --> 00:26:45.000 hey, telling your wife I'm at the gym all week and coming on 360 00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:48.119 waste face. Well, you're not technically lying because you are at the gym. 361 00:26:48.599 --> 00:26:53.480 Let's spend that out there and that's gold. That is gold. Speaking 362 00:26:53.519 --> 00:26:57.480 of a dry January. Not healthy for a relationship, but I like I 363 00:26:57.559 --> 00:27:00.359 like the idea, all right, speaking of dry jeeen a dry January for 364 00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:04.160 those that are, you know, taking a break from alcohol because they want 365 00:27:04.200 --> 00:27:07.920 to you know, detox and give their body a break kind of what I'm 366 00:27:07.960 --> 00:27:11.119 doing. And you know, I still got some beers in the fridge here 367 00:27:11.200 --> 00:27:15.240 in studios and a beers that have yet to bring the show that I will. 368 00:27:15.839 --> 00:27:19.200 But it's not just alcohol. People given up for dry January. Have 369 00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:23.759 you heard of this one? There is a thing called dry January where there 370 00:27:23.880 --> 00:27:27.960 is a company out there. It's a campaign and it's going off dry January 371 00:27:29.000 --> 00:27:33.880 where they gonna give ten people ten thousand dollars to give up their smartphone for 372 00:27:33.920 --> 00:27:37.960 a full month, full month. Take it right now, sign me out. 373 00:27:38.079 --> 00:27:41.160 So would you be willing to give up your smartphone for one month in 374 00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:45.519 exchange for ten thousand dollars? I wouldn't even get on my smartphone to tell 375 00:27:45.559 --> 00:27:48.599 everybody that I was going to be gone for a month. I'd say take 376 00:27:48.640 --> 00:27:53.079 it. Yep. There's a campaign inspired inspired by dry January, which many 377 00:27:53.119 --> 00:27:56.839 are partaking but I feel like a lot of people have already just given up 378 00:27:56.839 --> 00:27:57.960 on it. But hey, here I am. I'm still sticking to it 379 00:27:57.960 --> 00:28:02.400 with my IP and a from log and edi. But uh yeah, they're 380 00:28:02.440 --> 00:28:04.799 gonna give ten people ten thousand dollars for giving up smartphones for a full month, 381 00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:10.680 and it's actually from a fancy yogurt brand called Siggi's, And they're doing 382 00:28:10.680 --> 00:28:14.640 this because the average person spends five point four hours on their phones each day, 383 00:28:14.720 --> 00:28:18.359 and they believe that the power of living simpler life with fewer distractions like 384 00:28:18.440 --> 00:28:22.200 your phone. So if you're interested, you can apply their website, which 385 00:28:22.240 --> 00:28:26.759 will dot com and you will need to write and you'll need to write a 386 00:28:26.799 --> 00:28:30.480 one hundred to a five hundred word essay on why you need a digital detox, 387 00:28:30.640 --> 00:28:33.319 and the quality of that essay will factor whether or not you get picked. 388 00:28:33.880 --> 00:28:37.119 And also, because you can't go a whole month without a phone because 389 00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:41.279 you know, emergencies happen, guys, they're gonna give you a one month 390 00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:47.839 prepaid flip phone so you don't have to go without a phone. And also, 391 00:28:48.079 --> 00:28:49.079 while they're at it, they're gonna give you a three months to apply 392 00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:53.000 yogurts and a lock box for you to put your smartphone in for the full 393 00:28:53.039 --> 00:28:57.119 month and winners will be announced in mid February, and it's unclear when the 394 00:28:57.160 --> 00:29:02.400 actual digital detox will start. But if you're interested, you can just go 395 00:29:02.440 --> 00:29:07.559 to the website dot com and they're all a sponsor. But I'm sure I 396 00:29:07.559 --> 00:29:10.359 can believe this. If you just go google it, I'm sure you'll find 397 00:29:10.359 --> 00:29:12.039 it. But yeah, you could get ten thousand dollars if you give up 398 00:29:12.039 --> 00:29:18.839 your smartphone for one month. Ready for this. I used my smartphone while 399 00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:22.680 you were telling that story to go look up to see if anybody has ever 400 00:29:23.200 --> 00:29:29.160 brewed beer with Siggy's yogurt, and they have. There are people out there 401 00:29:29.160 --> 00:29:36.079 making kettle sour beer because it's basically it's it's you know, lactose and lactobacillis 402 00:29:36.440 --> 00:29:41.119 and so it's a sour culture. And people are making beer out of Siggy's 403 00:29:41.240 --> 00:29:45.359 yogurt and other types of that good belly. They a lot of people use 404 00:29:45.359 --> 00:29:47.920 good belly for that. See, there you go. But I had to 405 00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:51.279 use my smartphone to do that. So if I didn't have my smartphone, 406 00:29:51.279 --> 00:29:53.680 i'd have ten thousand dollars and I'd have to actually get back to you on 407 00:29:53.720 --> 00:29:59.240 that. I'll check in with you later with the answer life before smartphones. 408 00:29:59.279 --> 00:30:02.519 I'll see, I can't even remember what life was like before. I give 409 00:30:02.559 --> 00:30:06.799 me the answer in thirty days. All right, So get go, get 410 00:30:06.799 --> 00:30:11.160 that gym membership at the bar, call the gym and then yeah, detoks 411 00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:18.240 your your your mental health with taking a sobriety from your phone for ten thousand 412 00:30:18.240 --> 00:30:21.400 dollars. All right, thing is a drug? Huh Yeah? All right, 413 00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:26.440 speaking of not you know, hitting the gym, Let's talk about pizza 414 00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:30.920 and beer. And also Jason Kelsey is getting a beating. We're gonna talk 415 00:30:30.960 --> 00:30:33.799 about that. All this is so much more, including Crimes against beerau we'll 416 00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:36.920 talk about that. All this is so much more. We'll grab a beer. 417 00:30:37.839 --> 00:31:00.640 It's like pouring smiles on your brain. What's on Tap Radio continues right 418 00:31:00.720 --> 00:31:07.119 on tap this week Primes against Beer and hayjer Bush has been named the official 419 00:31:07.160 --> 00:31:14.160 beer sponsor of You my friend could be in a Super Bowl commercial. Wow, 420 00:31:14.240 --> 00:31:15.960 that'll be that'll be fun. That could be fun. James and I 421 00:31:17.480 --> 00:31:22.160 we're available, Yeah, we are available. And Jason Kelsey is getting a 422 00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:26.400 beating, and I'm gonna come out and defend him. I'm gonna come out 423 00:31:26.440 --> 00:31:29.000 and defend him. I think, Oh, this is so much more you 424 00:31:29.039 --> 00:31:33.599 think I like that. I am definitely defending that guy problem. Maybe all 425 00:31:33.720 --> 00:31:37.079 right, I'm out here. James is at studios on the west side of 426 00:31:37.119 --> 00:31:42.640 Houston, and I am hanging out here at the Beer Logic World headquarters and 427 00:31:42.720 --> 00:31:47.279 drinking emporium Stunt Beer. Liver Bill is in studio with me because we are 428 00:31:47.279 --> 00:31:51.440 taking down a couple of big beers and uh, it's a team effort. 429 00:31:51.960 --> 00:31:56.319 It's a team effort. Meanwhile, James has decided to abstain for the month 430 00:31:56.319 --> 00:32:00.480 of January, and I was cleaning out a little, doing a little housekeeping 431 00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:06.720 on the old laptop, and I stumbled onto this. This is out of 432 00:32:06.759 --> 00:32:10.160 the cellar. This is from archive, and I think we've done this one 433 00:32:10.200 --> 00:32:17.279 before, but I think it's worth bringing back to the show. And do 434 00:32:17.319 --> 00:32:23.960 you remember when Anheuser Busch released Budweiser zero point zero y? Yes, yes, 435 00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:28.039 actually they still sell it, they still sell it. Yeah. Well, 436 00:32:28.079 --> 00:32:31.720 I remember when it originally got released and we did a ripped from Reddit 437 00:32:31.880 --> 00:32:37.599 on it, and I happened to find the rip from Reddit that we did, 438 00:32:37.279 --> 00:32:43.200 and it is one of the best ripped from Reddit. So ever done 439 00:32:43.319 --> 00:32:45.000 reset rip from readit because we get new listeners all the time. Right, 440 00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:47.839 we haven't done rip from Reddit in a while, but while no, it 441 00:32:47.920 --> 00:32:51.759 was, we haven't. It was a great bit. Well, if you 442 00:32:51.759 --> 00:32:53.279 want to sponsor it, folks, we can bring it back every week, 443 00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:59.240 each and every week Oakstown Brewery speaking speaking of pizza and beer. But all 444 00:32:59.319 --> 00:33:02.680 right, we'll talk to that guy later anyway, Rip from Reddit. Reddit 445 00:33:02.799 --> 00:33:07.000 is the wild West of the Internet. It's an online social media platform where 446 00:33:07.039 --> 00:33:12.240 you can join different groups that talk about different topics and pretty much you can 447 00:33:12.319 --> 00:33:19.200 say whatever you want uncensored. And the views expressed right about now that we're 448 00:33:19.200 --> 00:33:22.559 gonna share do not reflect those of James Simpson, Chad Pilbeam, what's on 449 00:33:22.599 --> 00:33:28.960 Tap Radio, any of the producers or our sponsors, advertisers or affiliate stations. 450 00:33:29.720 --> 00:33:34.599 So there's our disclaimer. In other words, what you're about to hear 451 00:33:34.799 --> 00:33:40.480 is off the Internet. And so it was Anheuser Busch releases Budweiser's zero point 452 00:33:40.559 --> 00:33:46.480 zero and in honor of James doing dry January, I thought this would be 453 00:33:46.920 --> 00:33:51.000 a good time to reflect on that, and so the comments came in on 454 00:33:51.039 --> 00:33:54.240 Budweiser zero point zero, the first one which topped off on the list. 455 00:33:54.279 --> 00:33:58.599 There. This is this beer is properly named for the score that it gets 456 00:33:58.680 --> 00:34:05.160 on untapped. I'm like, okay, and oh great, now the hardcore 457 00:34:05.319 --> 00:34:12.320 Christians are posting on the beer page that the guy responds Christians say all sins 458 00:34:12.320 --> 00:34:16.239 can be forgiven, but not this one. Oh my goodness, all right, 459 00:34:16.480 --> 00:34:20.880 another one here, Hey, pal, wrong group, don't bring your 460 00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:27.280 AA pessimism over here. We like to have fun again. This is ripped 461 00:34:27.280 --> 00:34:30.480 from Reddit. A non alcoholic beer, Budweiser zero point zero from a year 462 00:34:30.519 --> 00:34:35.079 ago. Ladies and gentlemen cover the kid's ears on this one, because this 463 00:34:35.119 --> 00:34:38.880 one here, bud zero point zero. It's like watching porn on your radio, 464 00:34:46.360 --> 00:34:51.159 all right, but Budweiser zero point zero. Hey, you you do 465 00:34:51.320 --> 00:34:52.960 you, you drink what you want. Just don't come to me bragging that 466 00:34:53.000 --> 00:35:04.079 you drink a thirty pack. I was drinking. I was zero point zero. 467 00:35:06.119 --> 00:35:07.639 This is so good. I mean, I just I I'm glad. 468 00:35:07.679 --> 00:35:13.400 I held onto this one and it was like help, I've fallen and my 469 00:35:13.440 --> 00:35:20.840 Budweiser is broken. Oh my gosh, oh yes, oh this way here, 470 00:35:20.920 --> 00:35:24.719 bud Bud zero point zero makes you smell homeless without actually being homeless. 471 00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:32.559 Oh my goodness. All right, let's see here. I think I just 472 00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:38.760 okay. Budweiser zero point zero. If this is your beer, your date 473 00:35:38.840 --> 00:35:46.239 must be inflatable. Wow, Oh my goodness. Just a couple more here 474 00:35:47.679 --> 00:35:52.079 now, alcoholic beer. It's for beer for people who broke their liver. 475 00:35:53.840 --> 00:36:00.760 Somewhere out there, there is a real beer crying about this post. Oh 476 00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:06.039 my goodness. And finally from the rip from red a non alcoholic beer, 477 00:36:06.119 --> 00:36:10.800 Budweiser zero point zero. I look at non alcoholic beer in the store the 478 00:36:10.920 --> 00:36:15.199 same way some people look at a puppy that's too ugly to get adopted, 479 00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:22.920 and that is ripped from Reddit out of the cellar. Bringing it back for 480 00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:29.920 James doing dryer January drinking non alcoholic beer. I did that as a tribute. 481 00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:32.599 I couldn't believe I held on to that one. And I think it's 482 00:36:32.639 --> 00:36:40.159 worth celebrating because I think our stigma around non alcoholic beer has changed a lot. 483 00:36:40.440 --> 00:36:44.840 No, because it's gotten better, right, it's gotten a lot better. 484 00:36:45.039 --> 00:36:47.559 I mean it's it used to be kind of just like that, you 485 00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:51.039 know, the butt of a joke. But now it's gotten a lot better. 486 00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:53.960 Oh my god. The other day I posted it. I tweeted this 487 00:36:54.039 --> 00:37:00.719 picture of the just the Haze Samuel Adams non alcoholic eye, and you know 488 00:37:00.800 --> 00:37:06.639 this is it's like a World Beer Cup winner. It's one at the GABFL 489 00:37:06.719 --> 00:37:10.800 Great American Beer Festival. So I just witted a picture of the of the 490 00:37:10.880 --> 00:37:15.239 of the beer, saying how I liked, and I put hashtag dry January 491 00:37:15.559 --> 00:37:21.800 and then some ahle response who cares, in which I responded, my doctor. 492 00:37:22.880 --> 00:37:28.480 I was gonna say, my doctor does so. But I'm not that 493 00:37:28.599 --> 00:37:30.320 kind of guy. I know there's people out there like, well, it's 494 00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:36.079 been you know that many days, this many days, and good, hey, 495 00:37:36.119 --> 00:37:37.719 good for you. But I don't go around doing that. I don't 496 00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:39.960 go right and you know, it's been twenty three days since I've had a 497 00:37:40.000 --> 00:37:44.119 drop of alcohol. I don't do that, and I hate I get annoying 498 00:37:44.119 --> 00:37:46.440 when people do that. You know, lotto people that go vegan, like, 499 00:37:46.480 --> 00:37:50.280 well, it's been a you know, thirty three days since I've put 500 00:37:50.320 --> 00:37:53.840 that nasty meat in my mouth. Right, Yeah, there's an old joke 501 00:37:53.880 --> 00:38:00.000 about that. It's it's what is it, it's a CrossFit or a vegan 502 00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:04.960 and a person who doesn't drink alcohol all walked into a bar. I know 503 00:38:05.000 --> 00:38:10.320 because they told me all about it. All right, all right, so 504 00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:15.519 let's go into the world of sports here in Michigan just for a second, 505 00:38:15.639 --> 00:38:22.679 because the Detroit Lions are like the greatest thing to hit the state since well, 506 00:38:22.679 --> 00:38:25.079 what about Michigan just winning the championship. Yeah, but that's a house 507 00:38:25.119 --> 00:38:31.039 divided because U of M is if you're a Spartan fan, you're not a 508 00:38:31.119 --> 00:38:35.239 U of M fan. Okay, it's just because there's no two NFL teams 509 00:38:35.239 --> 00:38:38.360 in Michigan, right exactly. Yeah, well that technically there are, because 510 00:38:38.360 --> 00:38:42.559 if you live in the up you're more likely to be a Packer fan than 511 00:38:42.599 --> 00:38:46.119 you are a Lions fan. But that's another story, gotcha. But I 512 00:38:46.159 --> 00:38:52.360 wanted to point this out that with all of the posts going up about the 513 00:38:52.480 --> 00:38:58.079 Lions and the home playoff games and the wins and everything, the one that 514 00:38:58.199 --> 00:39:02.920 stole my heart was this one picture of this guy eating his sandwich. But 515 00:39:04.079 --> 00:39:07.400 not just any sandwich. It was what I would call the equivalent of like 516 00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:10.840 the beer snake sandwich. Now, if you're not familiar with the beer snake, 517 00:39:12.199 --> 00:39:14.639 that's when you take all the cups and you stack them all up and 518 00:39:14.679 --> 00:39:16.199 they go, you know, all the empty cups goes on a second deck 519 00:39:16.199 --> 00:39:22.760 at Wrigley Field, Right. Yeah, this guy had a three foot sandwich. 520 00:39:22.159 --> 00:39:25.960 How do you get three foot sandwich in there? Exactly? They sell 521 00:39:27.000 --> 00:39:32.079 it at one spot in Ford Field. It's called the fifty yard line because 522 00:39:32.079 --> 00:39:36.400 it's supposed to represent the length of the fifty yard line, which is not 523 00:39:36.440 --> 00:39:38.199 three feet, but you get the idea. It's so big. It's the 524 00:39:38.199 --> 00:39:43.800 width of the fifty yard line and it's supposed to feed eight to twelve people. 525 00:39:44.280 --> 00:39:47.679 This guy was sitting there eating it by himself. You have to order 526 00:39:47.719 --> 00:39:51.880 it. You have to order it before kickoff and then you pick it up 527 00:39:51.920 --> 00:39:57.400 at halftime. And it costs two hundred and fifty dollars. Was he Shaggy 528 00:39:57.440 --> 00:40:00.960 from Scooby Doo? I know, And I'm saying here, I'm thinking to 529 00:40:01.039 --> 00:40:05.760 myself, this is awesome. This is a guy who's there, he's in 530 00:40:05.800 --> 00:40:07.199 the moment. Now. No word on whether or not he ate the whole 531 00:40:07.199 --> 00:40:13.000 thing. But the one thing I noticed that was so disappointing. Didn't have 532 00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:15.039 a beer to wash it down with. I don't think he had any money 533 00:40:15.159 --> 00:40:22.119 left over, probably could just playoff tickets two thousand dollars sandwich two hundred and 534 00:40:22.159 --> 00:40:27.440 fifty dollars beer money. Can you help a guy out? I'll even take 535 00:40:27.440 --> 00:40:30.440 it on alcoholic one please? All right, James, that's the first hour. 536 00:40:30.760 --> 00:40:34.079 What do we have coming up? Next hour? Next hour we're talking 537 00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:37.880 pizza and beer, crimes against beer and Anaja Bush's name, the official beer 538 00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:40.519 sponsor will tell you who and all this and so much more, including hold 539 00:40:40.519 --> 00:40:45.360 my beer and watch this. We'll be right back. Well, that meetings 540 00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:49.199 sucked, we wonder, can't wait to get home? Is there beers somewhere 541 00:40:49.239 --> 00:40:54.360 out there? Crack open that new Iba thinking about us too? This he's 542 00:40:54.440 --> 00:41:02.079 What's on tap Radio? Back to James and Chad, hold my beer and 543 00:41:02.079 --> 00:41:05.440 watch this, brought to you by your friends at We're all the ten taking 544 00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:09.159 Insurance Group located in Grand Rapids, Michigan and Holland along the Lake Shore RTI, 545 00:41:09.320 --> 00:41:34.159 Grand Rapids RTI Grand Rapids dot Com. Alright, Alburt too, take 546 00:41:34.199 --> 00:41:37.079 two. Hour Number two of What's on Tap Radio starts now, got all 547 00:41:37.159 --> 00:41:39.599 choked up there? Wait a minute? Wait? Wait? Wait when does 548 00:41:39.639 --> 00:41:45.360 it start? Right now? Wait? Hold on, holy wait and now 549 00:41:45.559 --> 00:41:46.760 all right, cool, all right, cool, mikes are hot, so 550 00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:51.599 we can go ahead and do this. We made it through that first hour. 551 00:41:52.039 --> 00:41:54.719 I'm not gonna lie. That was fast. It was fast. If 552 00:41:54.719 --> 00:41:58.719 you miss an ounce on it, shame, shame, shame. But the 553 00:41:58.760 --> 00:42:04.280 podcast available for free anywhere podcasts are found. Check out What's on Tap Radio 554 00:42:04.400 --> 00:42:07.880 sponsor my friends over at cast Branding they sponsor our podcast. But you can 555 00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:13.320 go any podcast platform, any podcast platform typing What's on Tap Radio, And 556 00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:16.679 what I was suggest you do is hit subscribe, so then anytime the show 557 00:42:16.719 --> 00:42:19.719 is uploaded, it'll go straight to your device. You don't have to go 558 00:42:19.760 --> 00:42:22.199 searching for it because I've had truth. You know, people reach out to 559 00:42:22.239 --> 00:42:24.480 me going man, uh, you know it's hard finding your podcast, which 560 00:42:24.519 --> 00:42:29.719 is a lie because it's not. But to make it easy, just subscribe 561 00:42:29.760 --> 00:42:32.119 to it. It doesn't matter which platform you subscribe to, but it'll go 562 00:42:32.159 --> 00:42:35.800 straight your device. And what I would suggest is give it a rating, 563 00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:37.639 give it a comment, all right, let us know how you like in 564 00:42:37.679 --> 00:42:43.239 the show. Also, while you're doing that, while you're subscribing, subscribe 565 00:42:43.280 --> 00:42:47.599 What's on Tap Radio, Facebook, x, Instagram, TikTok all the platforms, 566 00:42:47.679 --> 00:42:50.440 and if you want to reach out to us, you can do so. 567 00:42:50.559 --> 00:42:53.199 What's on tap Radio at gmail dot COM's What's on tap Radio at gmail 568 00:42:53.320 --> 00:43:00.880 dot com. Don't forget to follow us. He's at James in the Radio 569 00:43:00.400 --> 00:43:05.880 and I am Chad the Beer Logic Guy, and that way, if you 570 00:43:05.960 --> 00:43:07.679 have any complaints, just send those to James. Yeah, like that guy 571 00:43:07.760 --> 00:43:12.920 said when I post that picture of that beer, who cares? Right, 572 00:43:13.000 --> 00:43:15.119 Yeah, just unload all that. And if you love the show, remember 573 00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:19.800 it's at Chad the Beer Logic Guy, just send it right here this way 574 00:43:19.960 --> 00:43:23.119 on the complaint line. Apparently I have low self esteem. I can't handle 575 00:43:23.159 --> 00:43:27.960 the can't handle rejection. What I can handle though, And by the way, 576 00:43:28.159 --> 00:43:30.000 it's kind of funny, I said, you know that first hour just 577 00:43:30.039 --> 00:43:34.800 went fast. Just the thing is is technically it's the exact same number of 578 00:43:34.800 --> 00:43:37.199 minutes every week. Yeah, we didn't. We we didn't. We didn't 579 00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:42.119 time flies. When you're having fun, right, Chad does We're gonna have 580 00:43:42.159 --> 00:43:45.000 a little more fun here? I asked, uh, Bill, who's standing 581 00:43:45.039 --> 00:43:50.320 in here on stunt liver for me? On third mic from Harvard Light Brewing 582 00:43:50.360 --> 00:43:53.800 Company, proud sponsors of this show, and he, I said, go 583 00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:57.199 in there and reach in there and grab a hole of this. He says, 584 00:43:57.280 --> 00:44:00.079 never heard of this brewery, and it says it's a black glogger game 585 00:44:00.119 --> 00:44:04.000 on. Let's go ahead and cleanse our pallets with a five point six percent 586 00:44:04.360 --> 00:44:07.639 black lagger from a brewery I've never heard of, he says, I don't 587 00:44:07.639 --> 00:44:09.079 even know where wood Shop Brewing is. I was like, oh, yeah, 588 00:44:09.119 --> 00:44:14.960 well I did say grab anything. So anyway, this is a beer 589 00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:22.280 that comes from a home brewer. And he has his own label name and 590 00:44:22.440 --> 00:44:28.440 cans. Yes, he he's got his own canning in his garage. And 591 00:44:29.079 --> 00:44:30.840 I'm gonna get this cat on the show. I'm telling you what, Tyson, 592 00:44:30.880 --> 00:44:34.679 you're coming on the show. He's a he's a listener now, but 593 00:44:37.320 --> 00:44:38.920 oh yeah, absolutely give him a name drop. He's listening right now, 594 00:44:39.519 --> 00:44:44.519 all right, mm hmm. And I may have poured a little heavy there. 595 00:44:44.559 --> 00:44:46.800 Oops, that's all right, that's all Bills like, that's fine, 596 00:44:46.840 --> 00:44:50.880 Chad, you could do that. No, look at that, that's keep 597 00:44:50.920 --> 00:44:54.639 going. Look at that. That's an even poor solid all right. This 598 00:44:54.679 --> 00:44:59.440 is a sixteen ounce can from wood Shop Brewing, which is not a real 599 00:44:59.480 --> 00:45:02.079 brewery. So if you're looking for it, if you go and try and 600 00:45:02.119 --> 00:45:07.400 check it in. Not gonna happen, folks, it doesn't exist. But 601 00:45:07.480 --> 00:45:12.039 it's a really cool logo because he took a hop cone and if you look 602 00:45:12.039 --> 00:45:14.719 at the top of it, it's it's like a saw blade. It's like 603 00:45:14.719 --> 00:45:19.480 a circular saw blade. Yeah, because it's in his woodshop. So there 604 00:45:19.480 --> 00:45:22.639 you go, wood shup. Bring Tyson. It makes really good beer. 605 00:45:22.760 --> 00:45:23.760 I got to go and check it out, and he gave me a few 606 00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:27.320 cans to bring on the show, so this happens to be one of them, 607 00:45:27.360 --> 00:45:35.320 Thanks Tyson. Though light bodied but roasty, That's what I like about 608 00:45:35.320 --> 00:45:40.679 it. Very roasty, but clean, real crisp clean. After i'd say, 609 00:45:40.679 --> 00:45:44.440 after the sweet beers that we've been drinking in the high ABV beers, 610 00:45:44.800 --> 00:45:46.840 I feel like I'm gonna chug this. We're gonna get to another beer in 611 00:45:46.880 --> 00:45:51.119 the next segment because this is gonna go down really smooth. It's a welcome 612 00:45:51.320 --> 00:45:54.400 change. It is, yes, all right, palate cleanser, it's delicious. 613 00:45:54.599 --> 00:45:58.760 I think it's time. Let's do uh, let's push this button right 614 00:45:58.800 --> 00:46:02.800 here beer and watch this brought to you by the ring Meld of ten Hacen 615 00:46:02.880 --> 00:46:08.239 Insurance Group, where they'll cover you for just about everything except this. I'll 616 00:46:08.280 --> 00:46:13.000 tell you. There's not a lot of details in this story. But what 617 00:46:13.079 --> 00:46:16.840 I will tell you this is a very scary story. And uh, hey, 618 00:46:16.920 --> 00:46:21.599 Bill, you want to guess what state this happened in. Boy, 619 00:46:21.800 --> 00:46:23.840 gotta go with Florida. You win again, my friend, you win again. 620 00:46:24.119 --> 00:46:30.119 Chat tell what you want. What is it with Florida? Man? 621 00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:36.800 Oh my goodness, this happened in Middle Bird, Florida. A forty three 622 00:46:36.840 --> 00:46:40.280 year old man named Douglas Moore was arrested. And this happened during the holidays 623 00:46:40.280 --> 00:46:45.360 when we were off. But uh, this is scary. You know people 624 00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:50.159 sometimes joke about grinches during the holiday season. Boy, mister Douglas here he 625 00:46:50.320 --> 00:46:53.639 is really out to hurt people. Wow, he could have really hurt people 626 00:46:53.920 --> 00:47:00.639 because he opened fire on a Christmas parade. Wait, open fire with what? 627 00:47:00.880 --> 00:47:06.320 Like? Was he popping bottletops on seven to fifty millimeters beer bottles? 628 00:47:07.039 --> 00:47:12.079 Was he was he cracking open bombers? Was he was he throwing cans of 629 00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:15.239 beer up in the air and watch him explode? No, Chad, no 630 00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:17.519 Bill, it was a firearm. It was a firearm. Oh so oh 631 00:47:17.599 --> 00:47:22.840 damn? Okay? And police say, he was really really drunk, really 632 00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:28.519 drunk, and he was agitated by the activities generated by the parade attendees. 633 00:47:29.239 --> 00:47:30.719 Now wait a minute, Hold on a second. You went to a parade, 634 00:47:31.119 --> 00:47:35.280 and hold on a second. The parades are surrounded by crowds, and 635 00:47:35.360 --> 00:47:37.599 you're irritated by the crowd. So I told you there's not a lot of 636 00:47:37.599 --> 00:47:42.239 details in the story. But what I'm thinking is this might be one of 637 00:47:42.239 --> 00:47:45.880 those neighborhood Christmas parades, and so they might have just like paraded through the 638 00:47:45.880 --> 00:47:51.239 neighborhood and people were probably like sitting on his lawn or like you know, 639 00:47:51.280 --> 00:47:54.440 parking in front of his house. Probably didn't like that. Maybe kids were 640 00:47:54.519 --> 00:47:58.519 running around in his yard. I don't know what it was, but whatever, 641 00:47:59.639 --> 00:48:04.679 he was really agitated by the parade attendees. Fanithfully, faithfully, no 642 00:48:04.760 --> 00:48:07.639 one was hurts, especially since there was so many children involved in the parade. 643 00:48:08.119 --> 00:48:12.920 But the police, of course arrested Douglas, but they charged him with 644 00:48:13.000 --> 00:48:16.280 six counts of aggravated assault with a firearm, reckless discharge of a firearm, 645 00:48:16.320 --> 00:48:22.159 and using a firearm while under the influence of alcohol. So you're home, 646 00:48:22.199 --> 00:48:25.280 my beener, and watch this is a drunk Florida man got agitated by a 647 00:48:25.360 --> 00:48:30.840 Christmas parade. So once he started doing, you start shooting. I'm sorry, 648 00:48:31.719 --> 00:48:35.280 it's what triggered him that I'm laughing at. I'm like, not the 649 00:48:35.360 --> 00:48:38.280 outcome. But just remember, folks ring all the ten taking insurance group. 650 00:48:38.320 --> 00:48:42.679 They'll cover you for a lot of things, but they will not cover you 651 00:48:42.719 --> 00:48:45.920 for discharging a firearm into a Christmas parade. It's not part of it's not 652 00:48:46.039 --> 00:48:50.079 part of their policy. He's like, you just get off my lawn, 653 00:48:50.760 --> 00:48:54.159 even if it's a even if it's a home property insurance claim. Yeah, 654 00:48:54.239 --> 00:48:58.599 you're not gonna win that one. But remember, if you're gonna use firearms 655 00:48:58.599 --> 00:49:02.840 and alcohol, all always firearms first, then then alcohol. The PSA from 656 00:49:02.880 --> 00:49:06.360 your friends here at What's on Tap Radio, that's your whole My beer and 657 00:49:06.400 --> 00:49:08.679 watching says, all right, still to come speaking out crimes. Let's talk 658 00:49:08.679 --> 00:49:12.400 about crimes against beer. All this so much more. We'll be right back. 659 00:49:13.000 --> 00:49:16.079 Sometimes we write drink beer on our to do list. Just I feel 660 00:49:16.119 --> 00:49:22.920 like we're accomplishing something. What's on Tap Radio continues with James Simpson and Chad 661 00:49:23.000 --> 00:49:29.280 Pilbeam. We want to thank Superior Pest Control West Michigan for flooding our inbox 662 00:49:29.320 --> 00:49:32.000 with stories each and every week. Proud sponsors of our research department, Superior 663 00:49:32.079 --> 00:49:36.840 Pest Control. You can find them here in West Michigan at Superior Pest dot 664 00:49:36.880 --> 00:49:47.039 Biz. That's Superior Pest dot Biz. The story you're about to see is 665 00:49:47.079 --> 00:49:53.679 true. The name said been changed to protect the innocent. They are they 666 00:49:53.719 --> 00:49:58.440 have been. Now we're gonna go ahead and throw some people under the bus. 667 00:49:58.440 --> 00:50:02.880 Maybe maybe one of them anyway, we uh welcome back to What's on 668 00:50:02.920 --> 00:50:12.800 TAPA Radio where we believe in justice for beer and uh yes, that's why 669 00:50:12.880 --> 00:50:17.880 we have that segment. Hold my beer and watch this spotlighting drunk criminals, 670 00:50:19.079 --> 00:50:22.199 reminding you it's a public service announcement. And thank you again bringing all the 671 00:50:22.239 --> 00:50:27.159 ten Hacen Insurance of West Michigan right here. I want to thank our buddy 672 00:50:27.239 --> 00:50:31.400 John Klunder for helping us out with this that segment, reminding you what not 673 00:50:31.519 --> 00:50:36.280 to do. You don't ever want to be spotlighted on that. Now we 674 00:50:36.360 --> 00:50:42.760 move to a subject that I was I am very passionate about. I'm all 675 00:50:42.800 --> 00:50:49.920 about justice for beer drinkers. James's beer. He's got his rob on, 676 00:50:50.000 --> 00:50:54.079 he has a gavel in his hand. It's all right. Actually on this 677 00:50:54.119 --> 00:50:58.400 one, I got, I got the cuffs. I'm like, I'm like 678 00:50:58.480 --> 00:51:05.440 Roscoe Pico Trade. I'm gonna cufew and stuff. That's right, Man, 679 00:51:05.519 --> 00:51:08.719 I just dated myself. Everybody who's twenty something years old goes, who is 680 00:51:08.760 --> 00:51:14.679 he talking about? Just man? Just want to go peek coat train maybe 681 00:51:14.800 --> 00:51:19.239 all the time? Man bow, Yeah, not a very good sheriff. 682 00:51:19.360 --> 00:51:21.519 I actually I'm a little more competent on that. But I'm gonna go ahead 683 00:51:21.559 --> 00:51:23.480 and I'm gonna bring. I'm gonna bring a case. I'm gonna be like 684 00:51:23.519 --> 00:51:27.800 Harvey Spector from Suits. I'm gonna bring and I never lose a case. 685 00:51:27.880 --> 00:51:30.519 You know. That's that's my deal. All right. There's another pop culture 686 00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:35.880 reference. I got the USA Network televison show. But I digressed. There 687 00:51:35.920 --> 00:51:38.760 was a time here, James, in the US, when all beer was 688 00:51:38.840 --> 00:51:44.880 served exactly the same, and that was cold, and that's all that mattered. 689 00:51:45.960 --> 00:51:49.119 It didn't matter. Now, maybe you went to one of those fancy 690 00:51:49.159 --> 00:51:53.000 places and it had a footed Pilsner glass, but for the most part in 691 00:51:53.039 --> 00:51:59.760 that day and age, it was either served in a frosted mug or a 692 00:52:00.199 --> 00:52:04.800 maybe a highball glass, you know, a water glass. Nobody paid attention 693 00:52:05.519 --> 00:52:09.280 to born on dates because they didn't exist or best buy dates, and the 694 00:52:09.320 --> 00:52:13.480 only thing you had to concern yourself with was whether or not from a legal 695 00:52:13.480 --> 00:52:15.760 standpoint, were you in a state that allowed you to drink at nineteen or 696 00:52:15.760 --> 00:52:20.639 did you have to be twenty one? When did born on dates come about? 697 00:52:21.440 --> 00:52:24.800 Born on dates? I want to say it was late nineties, early 698 00:52:24.840 --> 00:52:29.559 two thousands. Okay, yeah, I didn't look that one up, but 699 00:52:30.320 --> 00:52:32.559 I know that somewhere in the early nineteen nineties micro brewery started to give us 700 00:52:32.599 --> 00:52:38.320 exposure to different styles and flavors, and then they started serving beers in different 701 00:52:38.559 --> 00:52:43.320 glasswhere and we started to say, whoa why is this? We started to 702 00:52:43.360 --> 00:52:52.400 learn about tradition and proper service and proper flavor and standards and beer clean glasses, 703 00:52:52.480 --> 00:52:54.320 which met is more than just a clean glass. I mean, we 704 00:52:54.360 --> 00:53:00.960 started to elevate this and we held to these standards and lived up to them. 705 00:53:00.360 --> 00:53:04.719 And then ever since then, you know, we had kind of the 706 00:53:04.760 --> 00:53:07.519 big boom of the micro brewery movement. And since then, though, our 707 00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:13.559 attention to detail has slipped. And I've seen this firsthand, and I'm calling 708 00:53:13.599 --> 00:53:19.519 out the crimes against beer because lawlessness is everywhere, and I am calling for 709 00:53:19.639 --> 00:53:23.199 vigil anti justice. Ladies and gentlemen, you listen to this program, I 710 00:53:23.239 --> 00:53:28.039 am counting on you to step up, take the law in your own hands, 711 00:53:28.039 --> 00:53:30.800 and fight back. When you go out drinking at your favorite tap room, 712 00:53:30.960 --> 00:53:35.800 or maybe you're visiting it a new tap room, or you're at a 713 00:53:35.800 --> 00:53:39.760 beer bar, demand justice for you and the beer. So I have identified 714 00:53:40.440 --> 00:53:46.119 the high crimes and misdemeanors being committed out there in the beer community. So, 715 00:53:46.400 --> 00:53:51.360 James, I'm gonna go ahead and give you my list of crimes being 716 00:53:51.400 --> 00:53:55.480 committed against beer. First, the misdemeanors. These are the minor infractions which 717 00:53:55.519 --> 00:53:59.320 can be corrected. Maybe you have a parole officer, Maybe you go to 718 00:53:59.400 --> 00:54:04.360 a couple of meet do a little community service, and you can be you 719 00:54:04.400 --> 00:54:07.400 can be have this expunged from your record. But this one here, when 720 00:54:07.440 --> 00:54:13.000 we talk about beer served in the wrong glass, I don't consider that a 721 00:54:13.039 --> 00:54:20.119 misdemeanor. But there are certain beers that you never serve in certain glasses. 722 00:54:20.159 --> 00:54:25.360 For example, I would never serve a barley wine in a twenty four ounce 723 00:54:25.440 --> 00:54:32.800 mug. I would never see tomorrow. I would not serve a German pilsner 724 00:54:34.199 --> 00:54:39.440 in a sniffer. It just doesn't happen. But using the wrong glass and 725 00:54:39.599 --> 00:54:44.599 not caring, that's the problem. It's just that, yeah, we don't 726 00:54:44.639 --> 00:54:46.880 care as long as it comes to you and you can drink it. Well. 727 00:54:46.880 --> 00:54:51.159 If that's the case, serve it in a paper cup. It's a 728 00:54:51.159 --> 00:54:54.679 misdemeanor. We can care about wine serving morlow and the proper glass. You 729 00:54:54.679 --> 00:55:00.800 should care about beer being poor in the proper glass. Exactly. Here's another 730 00:55:00.840 --> 00:55:05.559 misdemeanor. Not rotating your stock. Now, not rotating your stock, that 731 00:55:05.719 --> 00:55:09.920 and of itself not a problem because you may not get old beer. But 732 00:55:09.960 --> 00:55:14.679 eventually the beer getting pushed to the back is getting older and older and older, 733 00:55:14.679 --> 00:55:17.079 and that leads to a felony, which we will talk about later. 734 00:55:17.159 --> 00:55:21.760 So that right there, not rotating your stock, it does happen because people 735 00:55:21.800 --> 00:55:24.320 get lazy and they think people don't care and can't taste the difference. But 736 00:55:24.360 --> 00:55:28.920 that's not true. This one here really drives me nuts. Another mistermeir, 737 00:55:29.119 --> 00:55:32.639 not putting your dates on beer. Ladies and gentlemen. It's twenty twenty four. 738 00:55:34.039 --> 00:55:37.440 It is time to start putting dates on your beer. I don't care 739 00:55:37.480 --> 00:55:39.760 how you do it. Put it on your beer when you package them up. 740 00:55:40.239 --> 00:55:44.920 You've got to let people know what it is. Is this a package 741 00:55:45.280 --> 00:55:47.599 date or is this a brew date? What do we see? No, 742 00:55:49.320 --> 00:55:52.599 that's the thing. Put some date on there. In fact, I like 743 00:55:52.679 --> 00:55:54.719 the brute on date. It was brewed on this date. Then I get 744 00:55:54.760 --> 00:55:58.840 to the side. Don't give me your best by date. Don't give me 745 00:55:58.920 --> 00:56:01.119 your expiration day, give me your give me the date you brewed it that 746 00:56:01.159 --> 00:56:05.599 one there. Also, this goes for the boxes too, Like they'll put 747 00:56:05.639 --> 00:56:07.679 it on the cans, but then they'll package them in a six pack box, 748 00:56:07.800 --> 00:56:09.559 and then they don't put it on the box, so then you gonna 749 00:56:09.559 --> 00:56:13.119 break open the box to read the can. I don't think so. Now, 750 00:56:13.159 --> 00:56:15.760 yeah, miss demeror put on the box. Yeah, yeah. Another 751 00:56:15.880 --> 00:56:21.320 misdemeanor here, having domestics on your menu. Now, I know what domestics 752 00:56:21.360 --> 00:56:23.920 means. When you put domestics on your menu, it means cheap, mass 753 00:56:23.920 --> 00:56:30.559 produced light beer. But Sierra Nevada palel Brood in the US, that's domestic 754 00:56:30.639 --> 00:56:32.159 and you're not gonna give me a four dollars and fifty cent pint of that. 755 00:56:32.199 --> 00:56:35.960 I'm sorry. It's just not gonna happen, all right. So those 756 00:56:35.960 --> 00:56:39.880 are some of the misdemeanors. Let's move on to the felonies. Dirty tap 757 00:56:39.920 --> 00:56:45.119 lines. Oh my god, I I went to a bar in New Orleans, 758 00:56:45.159 --> 00:56:50.440 yep, and I ordered a a Beta Amber and the beer came out 759 00:56:50.519 --> 00:56:53.760 like it tastes like batteries exact, see exactly. And the thing is is, 760 00:56:54.079 --> 00:56:58.519 we used to insist on cleaning tap lines every two weeks, no matter 761 00:56:58.559 --> 00:57:00.320 what, nobody ever. And then they are like two weeks. We can 762 00:57:00.360 --> 00:57:04.960 push it to three. We can do it every month. Eh. Eh. 763 00:57:05.079 --> 00:57:07.400 We don't have to change even though we change the kegs, we don't 764 00:57:07.400 --> 00:57:10.199 have to clean it. Listen. Ah, that's a felony right there. 765 00:57:10.239 --> 00:57:15.000 Also line beer. This one here. Now, if you're not familiar with 766 00:57:15.039 --> 00:57:17.320 this one, show up when a brewery opens or a tap room or a 767 00:57:17.320 --> 00:57:20.320 bar and say, hey, can I get a sample of something? And 768 00:57:20.360 --> 00:57:23.719 when they haven't flushed the lines and pulled the little that one ounce of line 769 00:57:23.800 --> 00:57:29.119 beer out and you get that as your sample. Oh, it tastes terrible. 770 00:57:29.400 --> 00:57:32.360 That's a felony that right there. You can't do that. Frozen beer 771 00:57:32.400 --> 00:57:37.679 glasses. I don't care if you're serving the cheapest, mass produced light lagger 772 00:57:37.199 --> 00:57:43.760 frozen beer glasses. Kill the beer felony right there, bringing up on charges 773 00:57:43.920 --> 00:57:47.679 right now, dirty beer glasses. Now this one here, I have seen 774 00:57:47.719 --> 00:57:52.719 this firsthand. Somebody grabs a glass. It literally takes two to three seconds 775 00:57:52.760 --> 00:57:57.519 to inspect the glass before you put it under the tap. But even after 776 00:57:57.519 --> 00:58:00.400 you put it on the tap, I've seen them look at it, see 777 00:58:00.400 --> 00:58:02.360 that it's dirty, and still serve it. I feel like this is the 778 00:58:02.360 --> 00:58:07.559 most common crime at a bar. It is it is so bad or this 779 00:58:07.599 --> 00:58:09.719 one here, and I'm not gonna say, I'm not going to throw the 780 00:58:09.719 --> 00:58:14.280 brewery under the bus, but it's a Texas brewery that's out of business for 781 00:58:14.320 --> 00:58:16.800 a good reason. Okay, But this one here, this is a felony. 782 00:58:17.039 --> 00:58:22.239 Okay, if you refuse to throw throw away a beer that doesn't meet 783 00:58:22.239 --> 00:58:27.119 your standard, I'm sorry. This one brewery made an imperial butterscotch heff of 784 00:58:27.159 --> 00:58:30.880 ison. They marketed it as an imperial butterscotch hef of ison. I'm sorry, 785 00:58:31.280 --> 00:58:37.320 hef nine point seven percent, No way imperial, no butterscotch off flavor. 786 00:58:37.719 --> 00:58:40.119 Dump it. This was not your creativity. You screwed up. Dump 787 00:58:40.159 --> 00:58:46.440 it down the drain and finally selling out of date beer. And I hold 788 00:58:46.800 --> 00:58:52.480 lots of people responsible for this, but the the most, the most culpable 789 00:58:52.519 --> 00:58:58.840 in this is the person at the beer store because they don't they'll take a 790 00:58:58.840 --> 00:59:04.119 feather duster and just dust it off and let it go because they know nobody's 791 00:59:04.159 --> 00:59:06.320 gonna bring it back. Hey, if we can sell it and make a 792 00:59:06.360 --> 00:59:09.239 buck, customers aren't gonna care enough to complain. Now. The only question 793 00:59:09.320 --> 00:59:13.679 I have is is how do we get restitution? But these are the biggest 794 00:59:13.679 --> 00:59:16.599 crimes against beer and ladies and gentlemen. I'm asking you don't stand for it. 795 00:59:16.639 --> 00:59:21.599 You fight back. Check the dates, demand fresh beer, demand clean 796 00:59:21.679 --> 00:59:27.320 beer glasses, and do not take line beer or bad beer from dirty taps. 797 00:59:27.679 --> 00:59:30.920 Amen, well said Chad. All right, let's take a break. 798 00:59:30.159 --> 00:59:34.679 Let's come back and talk about Kelsey. Jason Kelsey that is, and why 799 00:59:34.719 --> 00:59:37.039 people on Twitter are really outraged. All this is so much more. We'll 800 00:59:37.079 --> 00:59:53.199 be right back. This is what's on tap Radio. All right, welcome 801 00:59:53.199 --> 00:59:55.960 back to What's on Tap Radio. I know, just a moment ago, 802 00:59:58.480 --> 01:00:00.639 Hi, Chad, the beer logic. I sound like angry guy, get 803 01:00:00.639 --> 01:00:07.639 off my lawn. But I'm tired of people mistreating beer we have. We've 804 01:00:07.719 --> 01:00:14.280 gone from building standards to ignoring them, and those are crimes against beer. 805 01:00:14.559 --> 01:00:17.199 And Bill and I were talking about that during the break Harbor light. Bill, 806 01:00:17.280 --> 01:00:21.679 who's in third mic stunt beer Liver, and he and I we had 807 01:00:21.719 --> 01:00:23.639 to crack open another beer and it's a beer, one of my favorite ones, 808 01:00:23.639 --> 01:00:28.039 that he's never had before, and it ties in really good with everything 809 01:00:28.039 --> 01:00:34.679 we've talked about. An arresting embrace of malt in Beryl from Revolution Brewing Company, 810 01:00:34.760 --> 01:00:38.840 Chicago, Illinois, straight jacket barley wine and aged in bourbon barrels. 811 01:00:39.119 --> 01:00:43.079 Yeah, we're sticking with the high ABV, but that's because we got a 812 01:00:43.079 --> 01:00:46.119 stunt beer liver coming in at fifteen percent. It is one of my favorite 813 01:00:46.599 --> 01:00:52.679 barley wines and we're gonna keep this going again. Don't try this at home 814 01:00:52.840 --> 01:00:57.519 without a stunt beer liver, So Bill, help yourself there. James, 815 01:00:57.519 --> 01:01:01.000 your glass looks a little empty. It is indeed empty from WHOA slow down, 816 01:01:01.039 --> 01:01:04.960 buddy, you're drinking na beer. Take it easy, pal. I'm 817 01:01:05.000 --> 01:01:09.440 gonna continue that in a train because it is, in fact the last weekend 818 01:01:09.599 --> 01:01:15.960 in dry January. But I still have so many inn a beers in my 819 01:01:15.000 --> 01:01:19.079 fridge here at studios. So maybe I'll bring some more next week. But 820 01:01:19.360 --> 01:01:22.800 yeah, my last week of dry January here on the show. We'll see. 821 01:01:22.840 --> 01:01:24.719 Maybe I may continue on until I run out in a beers, but 822 01:01:25.280 --> 01:01:31.079 the next week I'm bringing. I brought this brewery's oatmeal stout last week, 823 01:01:31.159 --> 01:01:34.920 or maybe it was a week before, but I was really impressed with the 824 01:01:34.920 --> 01:01:38.400 beer, and so I decided that to try another beer from this brewery. 825 01:01:38.800 --> 01:01:45.159 And this is Bravis Brewing, and I'm not going their oatmeal Stout. I'm 826 01:01:45.159 --> 01:01:51.039 actually going completely opposite with their Golden Ale, their Golden Light. And this 827 01:01:51.239 --> 01:01:53.639 is a zero percent alcohol by volume. So let me go in openness. 828 01:01:55.440 --> 01:01:59.360 Trink it slowly there, take it easy. Yeah, I'm gonna drink it 829 01:01:59.440 --> 01:02:02.880 slow, slow, slow. Now. This is what I believe you said 830 01:02:02.960 --> 01:02:09.920 last week. This brewery claims to be the United States the first craft brewery 831 01:02:10.000 --> 01:02:14.400 in a craft brewery. Now, I can't confirm that. I don't know 832 01:02:14.400 --> 01:02:16.559 who was first. I don't know if they were first or just what it 833 01:02:16.599 --> 01:02:20.800 says in the yearbook, just what it says on the can, the light 834 01:02:21.119 --> 01:02:22.559 crisp and biscuity. So let me go and take a taste of this. 835 01:02:23.280 --> 01:02:34.079 Let me tell you what I taste here. Smells crispin clean James. Yeah, 836 01:02:34.199 --> 01:02:37.159 very crisp and clean. I get some biscuit malt, sweetness, the 837 01:02:37.199 --> 01:02:42.679 moment of clarity coming through through non alcoholic beings. Tasting this approachable brew tastes 838 01:02:42.719 --> 01:02:45.679 much like one of those light beers that the big boys brew, but hard 839 01:02:45.679 --> 01:02:50.679 to believe. This is in a in only sixty five calories. Again, 840 01:02:50.760 --> 01:02:57.559 the Golden Light Bravest Brewing Company ours tasted tastes like a Have you ever had 841 01:02:57.760 --> 01:03:01.639 the candied sugar coat coated almonds? I do? Those are so good? 842 01:03:02.000 --> 01:03:09.159 Okay? Ours is an is a slightly almond coated piece of sugar because it 843 01:03:09.280 --> 01:03:13.519 is sweet dipped in bourbon. Yeah, dipped in bourbon. I mean it 844 01:03:13.599 --> 01:03:19.480 is, it is. It's there's a little bit of grain malt in there 845 01:03:19.519 --> 01:03:22.079 that you can taste, but for the most part, it's bourbon. It's 846 01:03:22.480 --> 01:03:30.039 brown sugar, it's caramel or toffee. No, it's just big boozy bra 847 01:03:30.440 --> 01:03:36.920 It's yummy and completely opposite of the beer I'm bringing the Golden White Cristmas. 848 01:03:37.000 --> 01:03:37.960 Wait, no, no, no, hold on a second, sold on, 849 01:03:38.000 --> 01:03:43.719 you're drinking zero point zero we've got a fifteen percent fifteen divided by three 850 01:03:43.960 --> 01:03:47.960 carry the one that's what's that four point five percent? Yeah, okay, 851 01:03:49.039 --> 01:03:52.119 yeah, four point three three percent. Yeah. So we're all just taking 852 01:03:52.159 --> 01:03:55.320 it easy. We're we're all just drinking session beers when we When you average 853 01:03:55.320 --> 01:03:59.159 it out between all the livers, I feel I'm gonna be okay tonight. 854 01:03:59.239 --> 01:04:02.000 Yeah you will? Yeah, all right, me too, Bill, me 855 01:04:02.079 --> 01:04:09.239 too, Bill, me too. It's very sweet. I'm not I don't 856 01:04:09.280 --> 01:04:12.280 like it as much as I like their oatmeal stout. But it's good. 857 01:04:12.559 --> 01:04:15.400 It's good. I would I would drink another one. Anytime is a good 858 01:04:15.440 --> 01:04:21.840 time for Bravis Braves Brewing Golden Light. All right. So, Jason Kelcey, 859 01:04:23.880 --> 01:04:27.480 this guy is a national treasure. If you're tired of seeing Taylor Swift 860 01:04:27.960 --> 01:04:32.440 and Brittany Mahomes embrace every time Kansas City scores a touchdown at the Chiefs game, 861 01:04:32.840 --> 01:04:36.360 well, I think you're you're you got your antidote last week thanks to 862 01:04:36.400 --> 01:04:42.599 one Jason Kelcey. Now, Jason Kelsey, he is not in the playoffs. 863 01:04:42.679 --> 01:04:45.480 No, the Eagles were eliminated, right, So now he's rooting on 864 01:04:45.639 --> 01:04:49.360 you know, he was rooting on his brother who plays for the Chefs, 865 01:04:49.559 --> 01:04:53.960 the Chiefs, the Chefs. Yeah, sorry, he spelled Chiefs wrong. 866 01:04:54.559 --> 01:04:59.559 So when Patrick Mahomes connected with his brother Travis for a touchdown, there was 867 01:04:59.639 --> 01:05:06.480 Jason shirtless, puffing out his hairy barrel shaped body like a viking. Now 868 01:05:06.679 --> 01:05:13.239 in the article it says le Bat's blue light. But I'm looking at I 869 01:05:13.239 --> 01:05:15.400 don't think it was a little bats. I think it was a bud light. 870 01:05:15.159 --> 01:05:19.079 It is because according to Twitter, it was a bud light. Now, 871 01:05:19.119 --> 01:05:24.400 no one's mentioning anything about le Bat's blue. But according to the article 872 01:05:24.400 --> 01:05:28.519 who wrote the article, they said he was pounding a Labat's blue. But 873 01:05:29.119 --> 01:05:33.199 I'm gonna say fun fact. Le Bat blue is on tap in every deer 874 01:05:33.320 --> 01:05:40.039 camp bar in Michigan, and if I see it, I buy it. 875 01:05:40.079 --> 01:05:43.760 Really I have never I've never been a big fan of that beer. So 876 01:05:44.280 --> 01:05:46.840 well, then i'll see you next winter, pal, get up here, 877 01:05:46.880 --> 01:05:49.760 we're going. But anyways, at one point, I don't know if you 878 01:05:49.800 --> 01:05:53.920 were watching the game or not, but he hopped out of the luxury box 879 01:05:53.960 --> 01:05:59.119 to pound a beer with the crowd so much that people were loving it. 880 01:05:59.719 --> 01:06:01.880 He picked up some fans, some little little little fans, so they can 881 01:06:02.159 --> 01:06:06.159 show their signs to Taylor Swift. And it was get a little rowdy, 882 01:06:06.519 --> 01:06:11.320 so much that Patrick Mahomes's dad had to come in there and and and bring 883 01:06:11.440 --> 01:06:13.840 them back into the press or into the luxury box and hey, hey, 884 01:06:13.880 --> 01:06:16.000 come on, come back in because he's getting roundy. And even he was 885 01:06:16.039 --> 01:06:20.440 even hanging out at the Bill's Mafia tailgating. Yeah beer. Now, if 886 01:06:20.440 --> 01:06:25.719 you don't know what the Bill's Mafia is, that's the tailgating spectacular. That's 887 01:06:25.760 --> 01:06:28.679 the one tailgate I need to get to. That's on my bucket list. 888 01:06:28.880 --> 01:06:30.679 In fact, people ask me you got something on your bucket list. I 889 01:06:30.719 --> 01:06:33.920 want to drink Bill, drink Bill. I want to drink Bill with the 890 01:06:33.920 --> 01:06:38.039 beer Mafia. No beer with the Bill's Mafia. Yeah, there are a 891 01:06:38.159 --> 01:06:42.000 wild buns. And I think it looked like he was chugging beer out of 892 01:06:42.000 --> 01:06:45.599 a bowling ball if I can see video, that's and then you gotta break 893 01:06:45.599 --> 01:06:48.679 a table, and then you gotta light the table on fire, and then 894 01:06:48.679 --> 01:06:51.679 you'll probably catch on fire. But meanwhile, you said, Kelsey, he's 895 01:06:51.719 --> 01:06:55.880 bare chested, freezing cold weather. And then he picks up some little girl 896 01:06:56.039 --> 01:06:58.840 and says, hey, Taylor, here's a fan yeah, here's fan. 897 01:06:59.000 --> 01:07:00.320 Yeah, she had a sign so she can read it. And of course 898 01:07:00.320 --> 01:07:02.840 people are taking pictures with him. But it was getting a little rowdy, 899 01:07:03.079 --> 01:07:06.679 and so they had Patrick Mahomes's dad going hey, hey, hey, mister 900 01:07:06.719 --> 01:07:11.159 Kelson, can you get back into the press box here or the luxury box. 901 01:07:11.480 --> 01:07:15.719 But of course Twitter had to say something about it. They are not 902 01:07:15.920 --> 01:07:19.760 happy with the way he was behaving because he's a football player. He should 903 01:07:19.760 --> 01:07:24.679 be a role model. Even though I think he announced is a retirement of 904 01:07:24.719 --> 01:07:27.599 did he I don't know. He may be retiring, he maybe not be 905 01:07:27.639 --> 01:07:30.280 retiring. But the point is he's in his off season. Let him have 906 01:07:30.320 --> 01:07:35.199 a good time. But people took to Twitter and they're not happy. All 907 01:07:35.320 --> 01:07:40.280 the fans were happy with Kelsey's behavior, a few calling him out promoting He 908 01:07:40.400 --> 01:07:45.199 was the fact that he was promoting alcoholism, wondering if drinking beer and celebrating 909 01:07:45.320 --> 01:07:49.480 was ideal with kids watching. So One person wrote, Jason Kelsey is one 910 01:07:49.480 --> 01:07:53.559 of the most disgusting men I've ever seen, a fat, harry drunk. 911 01:07:53.880 --> 01:07:58.119 Who in the universe would find that attractive. One person responded, his very 912 01:07:58.199 --> 01:08:04.679 smoking, hot wife. I want to respond to that. I want to 913 01:08:04.719 --> 01:08:10.800 say Hey, lady, He'll see you at the gym. I see you 914 01:08:10.840 --> 01:08:14.559 do there. One person took to Twitter and said, what a discussing endorsement 915 01:08:14.559 --> 01:08:17.399 of alcoholism. This must be the final straw for CBS. My two year 916 01:08:17.399 --> 01:08:24.800 old son saw this and immediately started chugging moonshine at screaming New News. Now 917 01:08:24.840 --> 01:08:27.800 many think this was stage that Kelsey might have been, you know, maybe 918 01:08:27.800 --> 01:08:30.720 a sponsorship deal with a bud light due to the brand ford manner, because 919 01:08:30.840 --> 01:08:32.960 you could tell that he was drinking a bud light. I'm not sure why 920 01:08:33.000 --> 01:08:35.880 the journalist saw that it was a little bat blue, but people thought maybe 921 01:08:35.920 --> 01:08:40.640 it was a stage. But then people went to Twitter saying how much is 922 01:08:40.720 --> 01:08:44.520 Jason Kelsey getting paid to make sure that his bud light can is facing out 923 01:08:44.880 --> 01:08:48.119 as he is shirtless cheering on TV. Another one wrote I lost respect for 924 01:08:48.199 --> 01:08:53.520 Jason Kelsey rocking that bud light. Another one wrote, Jason Kelsey drinking a 925 01:08:53.520 --> 01:08:56.960 bud light at the Chiefs game was so predictable. I bet he was vaxed 926 01:08:57.039 --> 01:09:02.920 too. Uh. Oh no, Jason Kelsey's drinking bud lights. One person 927 01:09:02.960 --> 01:09:06.159 wrote, oh no, Jason Kelsey's drinking a bud light. That maggot cult 928 01:09:06.279 --> 01:09:12.640 must be castling him at the moment. So a lot of people upset that, 929 01:09:12.920 --> 01:09:18.199 uh Jason Kelcey out there pounding his chest drinking a bud light. But 930 01:09:18.439 --> 01:09:24.479 other folks are upset the Swift. He's upset because he's upstaging Taylor Swift. 931 01:09:24.720 --> 01:09:29.239 Yeah, because yeah, all the cameras around him and he's in full beast 932 01:09:29.319 --> 01:09:32.840 mode and she's up there jumping around, cheering and everything else, like yeah, 933 01:09:32.920 --> 01:09:34.920 we'll get back to you in a minute, because this is new, 934 01:09:36.359 --> 01:09:40.079 and it's like, yeah, isn't it funny how the flash in the pan, 935 01:09:40.199 --> 01:09:43.119 you know, kind of distracts from the you know, the trend, 936 01:09:43.479 --> 01:09:45.520 and everyone's like, wait a minute. You know how long I worked to 937 01:09:45.560 --> 01:09:51.319 build this image. I'm saying, if Swift, but what about me? 938 01:09:51.680 --> 01:09:56.399 Jason Kelsey's retiring, he needs to be at every Chiefs game because I'll be 939 01:09:56.479 --> 01:10:01.800 watching. That's at the at Harvard Light Brewing Company. Just for the record, 940 01:10:02.319 --> 01:10:05.520 So oh, if you're a SWIFTYE and you're listening to the show right 941 01:10:05.560 --> 01:10:09.520 now, that's uh yeah, yes, maybe I won't see you over there. 942 01:10:09.640 --> 01:10:13.479 I'll meet you at Tantrick. Jason Kelsey totally upstage Taylor swift and the 943 01:10:13.520 --> 01:10:16.520 Internet is not happy. And also they're not happy the fact he's promoting alcoholism. 944 01:10:16.640 --> 01:10:20.159 But hey, I'm saying, hey, you you do you? All 945 01:10:20.239 --> 01:10:23.319 right, we got to take a break. Last segment of What's on tab 946 01:10:23.359 --> 01:10:26.399 Rido coming up. Uh, we're gonna talk about maybe putting you in a 947 01:10:26.399 --> 01:10:29.039 Super Bowl commercial. Oh this is so much more. We'll be right back, 948 01:10:30.039 --> 01:10:34.159 all right. We're going to eat healthy and start exercising today. Oh 949 01:10:34.199 --> 01:10:43.079 look, beer, beer, beer, What's on tab Radio continues, We 950 01:10:43.079 --> 01:10:45.640 don't thank our friends at Tantrik Brewing Company located in Alegant, Michigan, right 951 01:10:45.680 --> 01:10:48.720 there on the Kalamazoo River. Beautiful sites, beautiful beer, beautiful food, 952 01:10:49.079 --> 01:10:51.800 and uh yeah, you see the beer logic guy in there hanging out. 953 01:10:51.920 --> 01:10:55.560 Stop by get a free What's on tap Radio? High five, great beer, 954 01:10:55.600 --> 01:10:58.640 great times, great food. Locate an Alligant, Michigan, Tantrik Brewing 955 01:10:58.640 --> 01:11:15.439 Company. Last segment, What's on Tap Radio for this week? You just 956 01:11:15.520 --> 01:11:18.880 joining us. We were just talking about how Jason Kelsey was really putting on 957 01:11:18.920 --> 01:11:25.840 a show supporting his brother at the Bill's game. You know, he jumps 958 01:11:25.840 --> 01:11:28.760 out of the luxury box, takes his shirt off, starts pounding his chest 959 01:11:29.159 --> 01:11:32.079 drinking a butt light and I saw this meme. It made me laugh. 960 01:11:32.119 --> 01:11:35.880 It says Jason Kelsey, rips his shirt off, chucks a beer on national 961 01:11:35.920 --> 01:11:40.079 TV, and everyone calls him a legend. But when I do it on 962 01:11:40.119 --> 01:11:46.399 a Tuesday night at Applebee's, I'm an alcoholic. You're the subject to watch. 963 01:11:46.479 --> 01:11:51.039 This brought to you by Ringing All the ten Hagen Insurance Group. Wow. 964 01:11:53.000 --> 01:11:57.960 I do want to thank our friends over at Superior Pest Control for sending 965 01:11:58.039 --> 01:12:01.600 these stories our way. Oh yeah, they do a great job. I 966 01:12:01.880 --> 01:12:04.800 love the fact that they listen to the show and then they send this story. 967 01:12:05.399 --> 01:12:09.079 Hey, next week, why don't you check this out? But this 968 01:12:09.159 --> 01:12:11.840 last segment of What's on Tap Radio for this week is brought to you by 969 01:12:11.880 --> 01:12:17.520 our dear good friends at Tantrik Brewing Company. Chat. I know it's it's 970 01:12:17.640 --> 01:12:21.960 really kind of cool watching Aligan reopen. Downtown is hopping right now. I 971 01:12:23.000 --> 01:12:25.880 know we have the snowstorm, but once all the snow gets plowed away, 972 01:12:25.920 --> 01:12:29.520 don't worry. Lots of cool things happening in downtown Alligan, and at the 973 01:12:29.560 --> 01:12:32.920 heart of it, Tantrik Brewing Company been there, part of the community, 974 01:12:32.960 --> 01:12:39.000 part of the fabric, downtown redevelopment, and great beer, great food. 975 01:12:39.079 --> 01:12:44.159 Check them out free What's on Tap Radio high fives Tantrickbrewing dot Com. All 976 01:12:44.279 --> 01:12:49.439 right, so James, I got I gotta bring this up. I'm old 977 01:12:49.520 --> 01:12:58.560 enough to remember when cors Light was not the official beer sponsor of the NFL, 978 01:12:59.479 --> 01:13:01.600 and then they were the official beer sponsor of the NFL, and then 979 01:13:01.640 --> 01:13:09.000 they weren't again. Well, it turns out that they're doing a television commercial 980 01:13:09.039 --> 01:13:14.560 for the Super Bowl this year, and they're gonna offer fans five hundred dollars 981 01:13:14.600 --> 01:13:19.000 in talent fees to be part of their commercial. Like, what hey, 982 01:13:19.119 --> 01:13:23.279 sign me up, I'm in. I want to be in a commercial. 983 01:13:23.960 --> 01:13:27.279 I am too. Yeah, that's right. Cors Light is announcing the return 984 01:13:27.319 --> 01:13:30.239 of the Chill Train. You may remember when the train was speeding by and 985 01:13:31.000 --> 01:13:33.560 turning every town. It's like every town was sitting around. They're like, 986 01:13:33.560 --> 01:13:36.119 Oh, we're hot, we're thirsty, we're dry. All of a sudden, 987 01:13:36.119 --> 01:13:41.119 the Chill Train just and all of a sudden, magically, everybody had 988 01:13:41.119 --> 01:13:44.600 a corse Light in their hand. Everything chilled out and everybody was smiling. 989 01:13:44.640 --> 01:13:47.800 They had the Love Trained song playing right, which I found funny because people 990 01:13:47.840 --> 01:13:51.840 would be sweating outside in the tank top or shirtless, and then the train 991 01:13:51.880 --> 01:13:55.680 would go through and everything would be iced over. And trust me, I 992 01:13:55.680 --> 01:13:59.479 live in Michigan and when it instantly ice is over and gets cold like that, 993 01:13:59.560 --> 01:14:04.479 it doesn't not refreshing. It sucks, but it does. Chad. 994 01:14:05.159 --> 01:14:11.079 Yeah, I know. Well, this is now a CG computer generated opportunity 995 01:14:11.119 --> 01:14:15.640 to join yet the CGI train is going to roll through and you can upload 996 01:14:15.840 --> 01:14:19.520 your photo and be part of the experience and get one of the one hundred 997 01:14:19.520 --> 01:14:25.600 available seats, and if you are picked, you will be on the CGI 998 01:14:25.800 --> 01:14:30.520 computer Generated Image train featuring the commercial that will speed through North America at a 999 01:14:30.600 --> 01:14:39.880 blistering nine hundred miles an hour that according to the press release. And if 1000 01:14:39.920 --> 01:14:44.680 you can't catch a glimpse of yourself flying by it nine hundred miles an hour, 1001 01:14:44.880 --> 01:14:47.199 there'll be a slow motion version of it because it's only a thirty second 1002 01:14:47.239 --> 01:14:51.720 commercial and there are only one hundred seats and if you manage to get on 1003 01:14:51.760 --> 01:14:56.239 there, you'll have to sign a waiver, but they'll give you five hundred 1004 01:14:56.560 --> 01:15:00.039 bucks and some swag. That's a pretty cool deal. Bringing the train back 1005 01:15:00.079 --> 01:15:04.640 a primitive mug as well. Yeah, they give you some swag five hundred 1006 01:15:04.640 --> 01:15:10.560 bucks. They're bringing the train back people all the world. If you're one 1007 01:15:10.560 --> 01:15:14.560 of the one hundred, you'll be on the love train. Love train, 1008 01:15:14.720 --> 01:15:16.560 all right, I just made that up. You get free beer, Well, 1009 01:15:16.880 --> 01:15:19.960 I don't think they can give you free beer legally. They can give 1010 01:15:19.960 --> 01:15:25.399 you a cooping A cooping, Yeah, cooping. That's like coupon, yeah, 1011 01:15:25.560 --> 01:15:29.079 or cube, but they don't say cooping. But you have bragging rights? 1012 01:15:29.079 --> 01:15:30.960 And hey, were you a super Bowl commercial? Were you? Thank 1013 01:15:30.960 --> 01:15:33.239 you? I was on? I was? I was. I was in 1014 01:15:33.279 --> 01:15:35.279 a super Bowl commercial? Were you in a Super Bowl? Oh you weren't? 1015 01:15:35.279 --> 01:15:40.640 Oh I was? Oh I was? You weren't? I was bragging 1016 01:15:40.680 --> 01:15:43.960 rights. I'm just saying you could be in a Super Bowl commercial. I 1017 01:15:44.119 --> 01:15:47.359 know you could. All Right, some stories to get to, Uh, 1018 01:15:47.439 --> 01:15:54.239 I've been teasing this. I gotta talk about Anahaja Bush name the officials beer 1019 01:15:54.279 --> 01:16:00.199 sponsor of what Well. On January fourth, the nation's leading brew or, 1020 01:16:00.239 --> 01:16:04.119 Anheiser Busch, had a huge press conference where everyone came out for it and 1021 01:16:04.159 --> 01:16:09.239 announced everybody was on pensanula. What's gonna be? What's gonna be? They 1022 01:16:09.279 --> 01:16:14.720 are now the national marketer sponsor a PBR, which does not stand for past 1023 01:16:14.720 --> 01:16:23.600 Blue Ribbon Professional bull Riders Professional bull Riders and PBR is the world's premier bull 1024 01:16:23.640 --> 01:16:27.880 riding organization. More than five hundred bull riders compete in more than two hundred 1025 01:16:27.920 --> 01:16:31.680 events annually and it's a big deal with international circuits in Australia, Brazil, 1026 01:16:31.800 --> 01:16:36.359 Canada, and Mexico. The new multi year deal celebrates the Writers, Teams 1027 01:16:36.359 --> 01:16:41.560 and Fans, one of the fastest growing athletic competitions in the US, and 1028 01:16:41.600 --> 01:16:46.119 the new deal spans PBR's premier individual competition with Teams League along with the sport's 1029 01:16:46.199 --> 01:16:51.239 top expansion tours, making antoniser Bush one of the PBR's largest and most impactful 1030 01:16:51.399 --> 01:16:58.479 brand partners, and their partnership will primarily focus on big clob Ultra saying that 1031 01:16:58.600 --> 01:17:03.319 right, the nation's second largest beer brands. So now anhyser Busch named the 1032 01:17:03.319 --> 01:17:11.279 official beer sponsor of PBR and by the way, that yeah right, and 1033 01:17:11.600 --> 01:17:15.079 another one of aneser Busch's brands they partner with somebody else last year and it 1034 01:17:15.119 --> 01:17:19.960 didn't quite go as planned. So internally I heard Anheuser Busch is calling this 1035 01:17:20.039 --> 01:17:24.800 build back better. No I just made that. I totally made that up. 1036 01:17:24.840 --> 01:17:28.239 I'm sorry I just did. But anyway, James, we got ad 1037 01:17:28.279 --> 01:17:30.880 minute to talk about pizza. Well, let's talk about pizza. Dave Barry 1038 01:17:31.000 --> 01:17:35.199 actually said, without question, the greatest invention in history of mankind is beer. 1039 01:17:35.279 --> 01:17:40.119 I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the 1040 01:17:40.119 --> 01:17:45.479 wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Beer for the wind. 1041 01:17:45.720 --> 01:17:49.720 I'm telling you, beer for the wind, Beer and pizza. That's that's 1042 01:17:49.800 --> 01:17:53.760 pretty much a given right. You got your beer. I would think so. 1043 01:17:54.039 --> 01:17:57.039 But I came across this, and who knew there was such a thing. 1044 01:17:57.840 --> 01:18:00.279 But it is Friday night, the night for peace for your family? 1045 01:18:01.000 --> 01:18:04.560 You dozza used to be? But if so, line up. That's the 1046 01:18:04.600 --> 01:18:10.439 average American thing. Pizza Hut did an annual pizza report and found that Friday 1047 01:18:10.479 --> 01:18:13.319 is the most popular day of the week to order. And so here are 1048 01:18:13.319 --> 01:18:16.279 some other stats I came across for some pizza eating habits, including the worst 1049 01:18:16.319 --> 01:18:20.279 hoppings to try. The average person has pizza three times a month and eats 1050 01:18:20.319 --> 01:18:23.800 a total of eight slices. Do you eat a total of eight slices in 1051 01:18:23.840 --> 01:18:27.880 one sitting? No? Eight slices the sitting or eight slices a month. 1052 01:18:27.960 --> 01:18:30.680 That's what it says. The average person three times a month and eats a 1053 01:18:30.720 --> 01:18:33.039 total of eight slices. So I'm guessing, so there's eight over three, 1054 01:18:33.119 --> 01:18:35.119 eight over three, Okay, because I'm like, man, that's a lot 1055 01:18:35.159 --> 01:18:39.000 of I would say I eateate over that's a lot of slices of pizza. 1056 01:18:39.439 --> 01:18:43.600 The top eating pizza states North Dakota, New York, Minnesota, and Wisconsin. 1057 01:18:44.279 --> 01:18:46.039 Because it's too damn cold, nobody wants to go out, they want 1058 01:18:46.119 --> 01:18:50.479 delivery. Thin crust is now our favorite type, getting twenty eight percent of 1059 01:18:50.520 --> 01:18:55.760 the vote. Stuff crust pizzas next with twenty and thick crust at fourteen percent. 1060 01:18:57.159 --> 01:19:00.800 The most popular thing to dip it in isch, followed by garlic sauce. 1061 01:19:01.920 --> 01:19:06.159 Hot sauce is a distant third, and they didn't actually include marinara as 1062 01:19:06.199 --> 01:19:10.079 an option, so I thought that was a little weird. H New York 1063 01:19:10.079 --> 01:19:14.600 Style because it has marin ea on the pizza. Yeah, all right. 1064 01:19:15.199 --> 01:19:18.239 New York Style is the most popular type of pizza, followed by Chicago style. 1065 01:19:19.199 --> 01:19:24.399 Only three states prefer something else. Detroit Style in Michigan, Saint Louis 1066 01:19:24.399 --> 01:19:29.319 Style in Missouri and people in California supposedly prefer California style pizza with non traditional 1067 01:19:29.319 --> 01:19:36.039 toppings like avocado and arugula. The most frequent order topping still pepperoni, which 1068 01:19:36.079 --> 01:19:41.239 is something that it's always on pizza. But what's something that never is allowed 1069 01:19:41.279 --> 01:19:48.399 on pizza? The top answer fish beats, blueberries, plums, and kiwi 1070 01:19:49.000 --> 01:19:55.000 and put those on. Hey, people they order, let me get a 1071 01:19:55.399 --> 01:19:59.239 fish, blueberries and plums and some kiwi. And last, people who don't 1072 01:19:59.279 --> 01:20:01.199 drink beer with their pizza, they drink I don't know, like a prune 1073 01:20:01.239 --> 01:20:06.279 smoothie. It's true. And only four think pizza flavored cocktail sounds like something 1074 01:20:06.319 --> 01:20:11.239 they would try, but do not try the pizza flavored beer from Martin Els. 1075 01:20:11.279 --> 01:20:16.439 So that America loves Friday Nights with pizza. Mama Me a Pizza Beer. 1076 01:20:16.560 --> 01:20:20.640 I actually have the bottle right outside the studio hanging up. I swear 1077 01:20:21.079 --> 01:20:25.680 Mama Me a Pizza Beer rated a zero point zero on rate. Dear, 1078 01:20:25.800 --> 01:20:29.560 it was one of the worst beers ever made with a regano and basil. 1079 01:20:29.720 --> 01:20:32.840 It was absolute trash. All right, we gotta get out of here, 1080 01:20:32.920 --> 01:20:36.640 Chad. I want to thank our sponsors that being Tantric Brewing Superior pests, 1081 01:20:36.640 --> 01:20:40.199 Control being a logic conference and events. We know that Tenac Insurance grew up 1082 01:20:40.199 --> 01:20:43.479 in the backyard grill keeping our lights on. Thank you Harbor Light Bill. 1083 01:20:43.600 --> 01:20:45.680 Harbor Light Brewing Company of course casts braining. So for mister Bill Logic Chad, 1084 01:20:45.720 --> 01:20:48.159 he'll be I'm Beer Beer James saying thanks for checking out what's on Tap 1085 01:20:48.199 --> 01:20:50.199 Radio. We hope you enjoyed it. We hope you would joyed it for 1086 01:20:50.239 --> 01:21:00.079 another actual time Redo show next week. Now go get yourself with pizza. Cheers O