Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Good morning. This is
Ed McMahon and now, ladies and gentlemen, why key wag key, hands
off, Snakey rod Ryan show check it in Free beer Friday. Thank you,
specs. We've got beer for you straight up. At six, seven,
eight and nine, Sammy Veker Davis Junior going for win number three,
fresh out of bad Head to Head Challenge Cage the Elephant tickets are coming your
way in home room. See their tickets. You know what they put off
the on sale date. I'm still gonna give you tickets. They're still technically
winning before they go on sale. They're just not going on sale today at
ten am. They thought, with the storm and everything else, they bumped
it back a week. But we'll still get you to giveaway. Okay,
date of the show, everything has stayed the same, except for the on
sale date. We'll talk about that more than the seven o'clock hour. Sold
out green tickets at eight twenty this morning, we got your chance at a
thousand dollars alternative income. And then my man Chili put those imagined Dragons tickets
on Know the Show, and that is another one of those shows that has
sold out. We got a fifty percent chance of rain with some scattered thunderstorms.
High of around ninety Tessa is out. Alex is in doing Houston's headlines,
and that means Chile's doing sports. Okay, I'll throw it over to
Alex. Good morning, what you got? Good morning, rod Well.
More than one hundred police officers from all across the state will be coming town
to assist Houston Police Department that's been strapped for resources. It wasn't able to
fully mobilize until after barrel hit Houston earlier this week. The state's paying for
officers to work in shifts in the city as it recovers from the storm.
The reinforcements are going to be using their vehicles from their own departments, and
they'll also be paired up with HPD officers as well. Mayor John Whitmyer said
that this would not be needed if we had electricity, referring to the two
point three million residents who lost power during the storm. International News. President
Biden held a press conference yesterday saying that he would be staying in the twenty
twenty four presidential race. In that press conference, though he did refer to
Vice President Kamala Harris as Vice President Trump. I know, and that's the
takeaway. Now people are going to grab that. I didn't think he had
a bad day. It's just that one gaff that everyone's rerunning over and over
again. I was one gaff. But then earlier in the day of video
also came out of President Biden introducing Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky as President Putin.
Yeh. He then corrected himself at the NATO summit. But like you have
two snapfoos like that in a day, that's gonna go viral, And now
is kind of what people did with that, And I remember that, and
that's what people are talking about. So yeah, that happened yesterday as well.
And then some more local news Centerpoint says that they expect to have eighty
percent of the impacted customer's power restored by Sunday. They also said that they
should be able to provide restoration dates to all affected customers at some point to
day. It sucks, though, if it's a restoration date and you're like,
oh cool, like Tuesday is the day I'm going to get that back
at least, you know, but then you're just mad about how long it's
going to be and I appreciate that is the headline that the glasses half full,
eighty percent are going to have it by Sunday. Shout out to the
twenty percent. Right, what if you're in that twenty You're not going to
get your power back. You're not even gonna get get it by Sunday.
I hate that for everybody. Man, it's brutal. There's currently more than
eight hundred and seventy four thousand people still without power in the area. News
actress Shelley Duvall passed away yesterday at the age of seventy five due to complications
from the diabetes. She was best known for co starring in the classic horror
movie The Shining with Jack Nicholson. She also played Olive Oil in the Robin
Williams Popeye. And there's a Houston connection, Yea'll talk about that. She
was kind of raised here, went to Waltrip High School. So notable alumni
include Patrick Swayze, John Whitmyer, and Kim Middleton. Oh. In fact,
so that's why we're covering that story. She's got a Houston connection here.
But when Jack Nicholson is busting through the when Jack Nicholson is busting through
the door with the axe. She's the woman that the freaking out that Shelley
Devall In some music news, Creeds singer Scott's DAPs said that he took it
as a compliment when people said he was ripping off Eddie Vedder earlier in his
career. If you remember when Creed first hit radio back in the nineties,
people said that they sounded a lot like Pearl Jam and accused him of trying
to rip off Eddie Vedder's sound. He says that it was not intentional,
but he does take it as a compliment because he is a big fan of
Eddie Vedder. That is what Jette Houston's headline. And then now I'm gonna
look at Chili win. Good morning Ola. What uh what's going on in
sports? US? Uh? Sports and the uh. You know, it
was a great series for the Astros as they beat the Marlins six to three
last night, So you know, big shout outs to the Astros. Now
tonight they faced that rival from Texas, uh from Dallas, right, the
Rangers. Rangers. Yeah, so they're gonna be playing at minute made today.
You can check out the game on Space City Home Network. If you've
got electricity. It's gonna be. Let's just hope that we get that win
and we get that boot because they do that, that trophy that through.
Yeah, so let's hope for a win for the Astros and uh yeah he
said it is. But Simon Biles and CJ. Strout was by the Spies
last night. Simone won, didn't she? Yeah, but not the best
breakthrough athlete whatever she was up with c J Strout, she ever comeback for
comeback. She at least walked away with some hardware. But yeah, CJ.
Stroud really got on his award. I don't even know who Juju Watkins
is. Nobody asked she played for USC exactly. But it felt to me
like the athletes were more more going to try to promote more female sports this
year, of course, because that's all they were doing. And then I
was just like, okay, I get what you're trying to do, but
nobody tuned in to see you know, people nobody's heard about. They tune
in to see, like see Gestroud and all those other people. That's just
my personal opinion, but nothing about that. So that's what's happening in sports.
Well, here we go, ta loss of your China the Boys already
a game, I said, it's just the voice. Yeah, it's just
the Boys. Put Away to China, the Boys edition of your Free Beer
Friday. Let's get to a case of beer. Let's get to four hours
of paying. The most interactive show on the radio, it's this one.
Come on, come on, come on Friday. Yeah, Bam Friday.
You got a free Bam Friday. You got a free Man Friday, Free
Bam Friday. Right Bam Friday, and right Bam Friday, Free Man Friday.
Good morning, Rob Ryan Show, Good morning. Hello. Who's this?
This is Alec, Alec, good morning, your caller number ten.
I'm going to give you the first case of beer today. Where you're from,
Alec, I'm from. Why are you up at the silly hour work?
I kind of figured out what do you do? I do electrical word?
Okay, god brother. Yeah, it's like, okay, once you
give out your number and then we'll just have a bunch of people call you
to get the power back on at their place. Right. Oh, I
don't know about that. Yeah, we don't want to do that, all
right, Alex listen, hey man, thanks for being up early with us.
When was the last time you got all electricians get the same story.
When was the last time you got really zapped? Like, have you been
knocked off the ladders apped? Oh no, sir, No, not that
kind of electrician like you don't you're the electrician that doesn't work with electricity.
Well, I do more transmission lines and substations, gotcha? Okay, dude,
all right, well listen, have an awesome day, be safe,
enjoy your beers, have a great weekend. Yeah, sure, are you
too, Thank you. It's just the boys in today. Tessa off for
a wedding, not hers. I feel terrible listening some of these emails that
are coming through. Alex Is holding down Houston's headlines today, and you're talking
about, you know, eighty percent of people will be restored, hopefully by
Sunday. My first thought is, and I'm a pretty positive guy, I
can't not think of those twenty percent. I can't not think of it.
If you've had experience being without power, Monday will be a week, you
know. So yeah, it's a long long time. David Rodriguez, Brother
Rod, I can guarantee you I'm in that twenty percent you're talking about.
I'll be waiting indefinitely. My neighbor's tree uprooted the ground transformer. So yeah,
there's that. Thank you for all that you do, Robert or David.
I appreciate you being up so early with us, man, and I'm
sorry. So we're gonna be talking about some of those things, but man,
we're gonna try to keep it light, tight and bright as we always
do. Sammy's going for win number three fresh out of bed. We got
Cage the Elephant tickets for you. We've got sold out tickets. Really nothing
more on that Seither story. Somebody was asking me, dude, what happened
to see there? Nothing. It's just because of the impact of the hurricane
here Live Nation decided to move the on sale date for Seither to next Friday.
So what we're giving away is still win them before they go on sale,
but they are not going on sale today at ten, so you know,
we'll get you up to date on more of that next week. But
no other story other than we still got Tike, it's for you, and
you're gonna have to wait a week to buy your tickets. That's it.
Still sold out. Creed tickets at eight twenty sold out. Imagine Dragon's tickets
on Know the Show quick break when we come back. Now you you Alex.
Yeah, we're trending and traffic, you're doing all that stuff. Yeah
wow, okay, uh yeah, it's like Freaky Friday here on rod Ryan
Show. The funniest movie of the summer, He's Despicable me for midy Peach
Pernica, I suggested feuters now ho Houston's alternative and telme at The rod Ryan
Morning Show ninety four five The Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz Good Morning
rod Ryan Show, the Boys, Tessa is out on a she's going she's
attending a wedding. Yeah, immediately first even Tessa's getting married. She's going
to a wedding. Crazy adapt I don't know, I mean talked about it
once. Yeah, maybe that is. Maybe that is what's happening. I
don't know. I don't think so. Fifty chance of scabant thunderstorms today highs
up around ninety looking forward to the weekend plus two fifty percent chance of scambed
thunderstorms tomorrow. Forty percent chance of isolated thunderstorms on Sunday. Were don't want
that just yet. Here we go, let's do this. Uh did everybody's
phone just go off? I'm gonna I'm gonna take your first trend Alex ok
uh, the phone was going crazy. Everybody got an Amber alert. Child
abduction in Houston, black Hyundai Sonata. Victim is a five year old Hispanic
mail Hector Carranza. Last scene wearing unknown clothing. Suspected sixty year old Hispanic
mail Jose Calderon. Uh, dial nine one one if you have any information.
So, yeah, that's happening here, missing five year old. Everybody's
phone's going off for a reason, so that's important. What else eminem is
trending. He dropped the new album titled The Death of Slim Shady today and
a lot of people online already calling it album of the year I've seen.
Chili said he listened on the way in. Man, I heard the first
three songs and I was laughing, and I was like, oh lord,
it's good. It's good. I can't wait to check it out after this.
Wow. Man, Yeah, the first first song is like effort,
I'm trying to get canceled when he just calls everybody out, man, it's
good, okay? And what else? Also, training's Fanny Friday. Our
Instagram feature of the day was sent in by homeown listener, justin go take
a look at her at the Wilkinish Ride Raine showpage the bus dot com very
good. Well, well, if it isn't Sammy Baker Davis Junior. Good
morning everybody, It's Sammy Baker Davis Junior. This two time Hall of Fame
is now. You're fresh out of bed and head to head. Two days
in airfield. Yeah, playing on fuse, trying to restore Houston's power.
Trust me, everybody, We're doing our best. Join me on Free Beer
Friday when I make your win number three bitches, let's go. Man.
Bobby Jokes is holding down the phones. Give him a call if you want
to play. Seven one three two one two five nine four five ninety four
five The buzz Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Good morning, rot Ryan Shump on this
Free Beer Friday. Thank you Specs for the beers. I'll have another case
for you straight up at seven o'clock. All right, looks like we've got
some rain coming in this weekend. Fifty percent chances scatter thunderstorms today, fifty
tomorrow. Forty percent chance of us of isolated thunderstorms. And it looks like
it's gonna keep us either ninety or a little below ninety all weekend long.
Let's play and now each time for the fresh out of bed head to head
challenge. Listeners to York Corners. Well, well it isn't. Sammy Baker
Davis Junior, Sammy Morning, brother rock dude, good morning. How are
you all right hanging in there? Buddy? Yeah? You still you're pulling
sixteen hour shifts trying to restore power. Man, We're not going to stop
to scud Way to go, dude, way to go, Thank you,
thank you. Well, listen, that sleep deprivation is not affecting you at
all. You're going for win number three today and you're taking on I guess
he last played in Slow Fast Andrew, Good morning, what's going on on?
I just assumed that summertime you'd be road tripping with your family around the
globe. We got back on Sunday and brought the hurricane with us. Okay,
thanks for bringing that hurricane there. I appreciate you, Andrew. Andrew.
Have you been in the Hall of Fame? Not yet? Not yet?
All right, Slow Fast Andrew and Sammy Davis Baker Junior, Guys limp
biscuit tickets on the chopping Block today. All right, what I think is
the show of the summer. Andrew? You ready? Yes, sir?
Sammy are you ready? Yes? Okay, let's go. Andrew. You're
not working sixteen hour shifts right now, are you? I'm not. I'm
without power at home but staying with other family. Okay, so everybody's uprooted.
Here we go. Tesla left me questions. I lost them in all
my PaperWorks. So I got questions today. I wrote some. I wrote
some this morning, so you can blame me, win, lose, horrible
whatever, look at hell like, I was like, ah, these are
Rod's questions. We can we can grill him. Here we go, Question
number one. Shout out your name when you think you know the answer,
Chili, I need you listening. You gotta help us here. All right?
Tell me who gets in first. I just want to sit here and
look pretty. What is hummus made out of? Sam? What do you
got, Alex? Sam? Yeah? Sam, Sammy cheese, cottage show
me cottage cheese. That's funny. Uh No, Andrew? What is hummus
made from chick peas? Chickpeas? Would I have to accept garbonzo beans too?
Right? Is that the same thing? I think? So somebody will
tell me the different all right, uh Sammy, hummus, chickpeace? All
right, here we go. Who was the pretty woman in the nineteen ninety
film Sam Sammy, Sammy Julia Roberts. Yeah, all right, nice,
comeback, dude, Now we got a game. Talk about a chick chatted.
I was worried that that was going to be too old. Reference all
right for the wind. Shout out your name when you think you know the
answer. In fahrenheit, what temperature does water? Sam Sam's going for it?
Zero? Hang on slow fast? Andrew in fahrenheight? What temperature does
water freeze at? Slow fast? Andrew in three two thirty degrees? Okay,
so he was close. Thirty two degrees Sammy, also from Canada.
Apparently water does freeze at zero celsius. We still got a game. We
still got a game. Don't worry. I wrote a bunch of questions.
Here we go. Shout out your name when you think you know the answer.
What US state is the largest in square miles? Andrew Andrew Alaska thought
I was gonna trick you. He's gonna trick you with that one. It's
got to be Texas. No, it's not good job Andrew, Buddy,
thank you, good name. All right, Sammy, back to work for
you, bro. Yes, everybody all right? Man, hey dude,
seriously, thank you for doing the job that you're doing. I know you're
working around the clock trying to get everybody hooked up. All right, bro
yes thirty? All right, man, are you getting any time off this
weekend? Are you? Are you doing Saturday Sunday sixteen? Jo? It's
done, buddy, okay, all right, Sammy Baker Davis Junior Man,
thank you, thank you man. You're a warrior. Slow fast Andrew.
Uh, you got it done. You got it done today. We are
on vacation next week, so mad, don't get mad. That's all right.
He's probably driving around the country with his family next week. Anyways,
you shut up. So the monday we get back, you'll be back on
with us. Okay, bro perfect, all right, hang on here come
summer. I'm shot. It's shutting already. Ryan Show, okay, ninety
four or five The buzz that's Green Day's brain stew Rob Ryan's Show, All
Boys Edition, and it is really a Freaky Friday because we're trying something different
out now. Alex is handling Houston's headlines and trending and doing the rec checks.
Son, you do doing Tessa's job, and then your twin brother is
doing your job, and then Bobby Jokes is over there. Uh. The
only people doing their own their own jobs are me and Captain Cash. That's
me. Anybody want to do Captain Cash's job? Yeah? Sure, I
get the leave. I got this all right. We do have a good
chance of some rain today, cloudy and scattered thunderstorms. About a fifty percent
chance. Hies up around ninety. We have a new champion. Some comments
coming in. Let me play the speech. First, Franks out of bed
head to head Challenge. Here's your current champion. There it is, good
morning Everyboddy. This is the one they call slow Fast Andrew. I am
your fresh out of bed head to head one day champion. I might be
slow, I might be fast. Nobody knows. Join me when these jerks
get back from vacations and I make it win number two bitches? Was jerks
necessary? I think? So? That's a little harsh. Adam slow Fast
lives up to his name. Man slow on the first two questions, lightning
fast on the last one. That's how we got the name, That's how
we got the name. I did mention. One of the questions I think
we would have had to accepted garbonzo beans. What is hummus made from chickpeas?
Was the answer that Andrew gave. It was correct, chickpeas. I
don't know, Jason says, Rod, you know better. The difference is
I've never had a garbonzo on my face. Yeah, we'll leave that right
there. That to the day, we make you look smart body, to
the day, Good morning, every good bottle, every buddy, I got
a million of it. All right, kittens, grab your mittens and away
we go. Here's a fun fact for you today. It's gonna get worse.
There's only our one. Guess. There is a term, and you
know how I love trying to pronounce like new words and teach you guys.
Hell yeah, but I actually googled it and hit the play button, so
Google taught me how to say this. The term for the inability to remember
the right word, like if something's on the tip of your tongue. It's
called lethologica. Try to remember that one. Lethologica. Now, the word
for the inability inability to recall the right name is lethanomia. Lethologica sounds like
a sick metal band. Yeah, lethologic for the words to our song.
Forget the lyrics every time, Alex, you seem probably chilly a little bit.
Well, of course, twins Jesse Frederick, this is what your son
needs to do. Hell the Great will lend. Although they don't really focus
so much on theme songs of sitcoms and TV shows like they used to,
but t g I F Jesse Frederick wrote and performed the theme songs to Full
House Family Matters step by step and wrote the Perfect Strangers Strangers through the theme
song, but he didn't perform that one. That is wow, I mean
making money, oh man. That was like the whole Friday night line of
ABC that night. And those songs were I mean similar, different because from
the same time period, but they're different songs. I mean the guy wrote
hits bangers. How about this. Disney has not added a new country to
Epcot's World Showcase since nineteen eighty eight. That's neat. That's when they added
Norway. They've got room for six more so countries that are bucking to get
in there. Israel, parts of Africa, Spain were all supposed to be
included. But they've been cut, but they have room to add new countries.
It's the funk back in the day. We make you looks mark your
body? Is this the fuck back to the day. He's never had a
hummus on his face. Guy, what we're giving away right now is a
pair of tickets to Cage the Elephant. The show is tonight. Everything's good
and ready to roll out there at the Woodlands Pavilion. Okay, young the
Giant is on this bill. So if you're down to party tonight, go
fuck h We have nine hundred and eight of these per every one thousand person
in America. Oh, I know that one. What do we have?
Well? You you were here yesterday? Yes, I remember that. What
the restaurant blue Bloods was in commercial or something? You heard that? I
had to myself. He couldn't stream Bernie Mack yesterday, so he was listening
to the Rod Ryan Show. We have nine hundred and eight of these per
every one thousand person seven one three two one two five nine four five.
That's a beautiful Bobby Jokes. That's answering the phones today. It's now time
for rockout with your stock out with Captain cash High. How is it cold
net room chili because he's got a he's got a jacket on. He's also
skinnier than me. Yeah, that's true fashion chili. How do we do
on Wall Street? Yesterday? It was a mixed down Wall Street. The
Dow was up thirty two points to thirty nine thousand, seven to fifty three,
Nasdaq down three hundred and sixty four points to eighteen thousand and two eighty
three bench marketing year, Treasury set of four point two three percent, and
oil stands at eighty three dollars twenty eight cents a barrel to the most actives,
the big Studs, Home Depot, Mickey D's, and three m the
big duds, Intel, Microsoft, and Amazon. On the economic Colmary,
this morning, we'll get numbers on the Producer Price Index for June. Right
now, futures are on the upside. Hang on, this will be a
positive opening right here on Wall Street. That's it. I'm out here.
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four five. The Buzz Welcome back rod Ryan Show. Yeah, we're flashing
back to give away some great tickets. Good morning, good morning, doing
great. Who's this Amanda? Okay, Amanda, welcome to the show today.
Good to hear your voice. It's all dudes here today. It's like
a locker room. I know what, what do we have? Nine hundred
and eight of per every one thousand person in America? Of course, of
course. Yeah. And it's by far and away, that's the that's the
highest percentage in the world. There's one car per every one thousand person in
North Korea. That is the lowest ratio of any country. You're the Winner.
You're going to see Cage the Elephant tonight Woodland's Pavilion. All right,
sounds great? All right, that does sound great. Man, have a
great time out there and hopefully that kicks off an awesome weekend for you.
Okay, Amanda, thank you. I appreciate it. Thank you, I
appreciate you. That'll be it'll be Robert Barbosa that will be taking your information
aka Bobby Jokes from the past, the gravy pod. Okay, we got
them. Fifty percent chance of scanned thunderstorms today, highs up around ninety.
Kid, sounds like he's been doing it his whole life. Hi Alex,
Hello Rod, you're in Tessa seat today. What are Houston's headlines? Well,
more than one hundred police officers from all across the state are going to
be coming to Houston to assist the HPD that has been strapped by from resources
and was not able to fully mobilize until after barrel hit Houston earlier this week.
The state is going to be paying for these officers to work in shifts
in the city as covers from the storm. Reinforcements will be using vehicles from
their own departments, and they'll be paired with HPD officers. Mayor John Whitmyer
says that this would not be needed if we had electricity, referring to the
two point three million residents who lost power during the storm. It's National New's.
President Biden held a press conference yesterday saying that he would be remaining in
the twenty twenty four presidential race. In the press commerce, he did also
refer to Vice President Kamala Harris as vice President Trump, so that kind of
went viral. And then earlier in the day, a video also came out
of President Biden introducing Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelenski as President Putin at a NATO summit
before correcting himself. So, yeah, when you have a couple of those
in a day, that's gonna get grabbed by the internet and people are gonna
do their thing. And that's the takeaway from his press conference. It's that
gaff that he did there, and then the one that resurfaced or the one
that surfaced yesterday, that's all that anyone's talking about. Yeah, it wouldn't
he needed to be perfect. He needed be perfect or just not perfect,
but he needed not to have any subs in order for people to say,
all right, he's in it. That's yeah. So now it's just it's
just those two flubs, and now that discussion is just going to continue until
the next thing he does. Yeah, we'll see how that goes. Centerpoint
says that they expect to have eighty percent of impacted customers powered restored by Sunday.
They also said that they should be able to provide restoration dates to all
affected customers at some point today, so they should be able to let you
know win. You can expect power to be restored, although some like knowing
win doesn't necessarily make it better, but like if win is two weeks from
now, you're still going to be mad about it, but they're going to
let you know a date. I think there's currently more than eighty seven,
eight hundred and seventy four thousand people still without power in the Houston area.
And in entertainment news, there was a discussion online yesterday about good celebrities that
people find suspicious. It comes off the heels of Ellen degenerous and ask and
that she was done with Hollywood. You were saying it was like the greatest,
like worst to first where everybody loved Ellen, and then that story about
her maybe not being the easiest person to work with to people out and she
just had a fall from grace. But there's no denying how much good she
did. But you do have to agree, but you do have to be
good behind the scenes as well. So we're not outing anybody on this in
this article. It's just when you see somebody that's doing so much good,
you're like, but are they really place? Doctor Phil was the guy I
was like, something's up with that guy? I don't know what some seems
up to with that guy. He's too nice. I kind of felt like
he was a bit of an s starter for relationships. Yeah, here,
take this test, you can catch me outside. Some of the people on
the list include Jack Nicholson, Adam Levine, Michael Boublay, and weird Al
Yankovic. Wait a minute, Michael Bublay is pure through and through, Like
there's nothing wrong with him. Is there a time where like somebody does too
much good and you're like, what why will you covering up? And I
know that that's an a whole way of thinking because I'm just a bad person.
That's like I can't just do good for good, But like you're why
only good everybody. Your beast is also on the list, and I'm I'm
kind of with you on that. Oh but why are you always providing nice
things too? But are you hiding? I mean, it's just people trying
to like they can't be this good. We don't have a belief that people
can be good through and through and there are people. But let me bring
up a local mattress. Mac is the same guy off the air as he
is on the air, So you guys probably know him from his commercials and
everything else. I know Mac, I'm not listen. I don't hang out
with him on the weekends. You don't have beer, no, But I
can tell you he talks a little differently, you know than the guy that's
on the TV. And he's a businessman and I've seen him be very very
serious before. But he's the same guy. He's a good person, but
he's not the exact same guy in the commercials, you know. But he
really is all right. But but there is no like real deep dark secrets
about Mac, you know, of this current version of Max. So I
don't know. I think everyone get away from Michael Boublay. Okay, Michael,
we don't at touch my gooble blays the youtubery. Yeah, so apparently
the home whatever person for El Salvador mm hmm, that came out and said
that he did not construct those homes that she keeps saying. And they're selling
those homes, they're not giving them away suspicions. Okay, something's saying,
that's the rumor. That's Brad Pitt putting in a whole neighborhood of houses.
Okay, in the what the Fifth Ward in New Orleans, he gave away
whole homes. Okay, the people that lived in those homes didn't do any
repairs, didn't do anything. Out twenty years later, they're like, hey,
Brad, these things are falling apart. Did you do anything? Did
you put a new roof on? It's my house, Brad Pitt's not gonna
come over there and fix your dry wall. I thought you were just supposed
to plug it in. Yeah, so I don't think houses worked that way.
I don't know. I know we both agreed to do this story.
I don't like tearing down people. What you're saying. I get it.
You're just like, Okay, something's not right. I mean, like sums
off about Ryan Seacrest with me. Yeah, yeah, she makes money.
He makes a lot of money. Yes, I've never said a funny thing
in his life, wonder Dash, not even one joke. In Music News,
there was a list that came out of the most overplayed rock songs at
sporting events. Topping that list was Metallic as inter sand Man. I do
feel like you hear that just about every play every sporting event you do go
to. Ye. Also on the list Welcome to the Jungle by Guns and
Roses, seven Nation Army White Stripes. I felt like would have been number
one. I feel like that is everywhere you go. That should be number
one. It's Crazy Trained by Ozzy, Osbourn and ACDs. Thunderstruck rounded out
the top five. I feel like Blur song number two. Yeah, every
place I got. Every every sporting event you go to, you hear that
at least once or two. But do they still work? Yeah, they
all play, and that's why they're overplayed because they hit. I think the
Texans they might when they play the score a touchdown after they play that ants
touch its football timing. I think they played that Blur song too, do
they? I believe I've heard it on well this is on the music blog
page. There's a lot of different stories on there using headlines. Now I
go to Chili. My head's swimming here, Chili, what's going on in
sports windows Esgro, do you go and report this? Oh? My bad,
my bad, I'm sorry. Well, well, you know the Astros,
man, they had a great series against the Martins. They beat them
uh sixty three last last night, So it was good series for the Astros.
So obviously you know we're doing good. We're almost there to the break,
so we're gonna be almost well, a couple of games over five hundred.
Yeah, yeah, it's nice. So that's nice. So shouts out
to the Houston Astros. Now tonight they start the series with the Texas Rangers.
Admitted made part. You can check that out on TV on SPA City
Home Network, or you can listen it to her sister station's uh Sports seven
ninety on you know here on iHeart. You know that's what we're talking about.
So that's what's hot in sports. And oh actually, yeah, did
you watch the SP's last night? Watched? I watched. I started watching
it because I saw Sierra opened it up and everything, so I was like
they were trying to get Russell Elson would go up there, so they get
set to perform. But so C. J. Stroud is probably the one
thing that we were most caught on with man. I don't know, was
it breakthrough athlete or something. Yeah, I thought that he was a lock.
I mean he had one of the greatest rookie seasons of all time.
Talk talk about worse to first, that's what he led the Texans to.
And I just I think it plays into Houston having that identity crisis that I
always talk about and like, yeah, I heard C. D. Stroud.
I guess I just he's just not his marquee, you know, because
it's Houston and we just welcome to Mudsville. I mean, he's doing a
lot of great a lot of good stuff, you know, helping mothers,
single moms who uh spouses in a jail and everything. So he's doing he's
helping out, doing his part. We know that here. Yeah, but
it's just not he's not as marquis yet. If he puts it, he
turns out it, he turns in another season like he did last year,
boom, he'll be a list. Yeah. You know. Also, I
know, Rod, you're you're you like this story just like I do.
Because Arthur Ashward for courage. Went to Steve Gleeson from the Orleans. Everybody
knows Steve Gleeson. Did he show up? Yes, And it was awesome
seeing Rivers, his son because he's like twelve now, Yeah, dude,
he was out there, said looking dress shark with a white suit, helping
his dad out and everything. And Drew Brees, you know, it's always
been with him and helping him out. So he was out there. So
I thought that was pretty awesome, man. So shouts out to uh Steve
Gleeson and his family and uh doing a lot of good for the what's it
als? Right? So you know that's what's going on in sports, all
right. The Rod Ryan Morning Show, six Am, The Buzz, Bare
Friday Friday, he got a free damn Friday. He got a free Bam
Friday, Free bare Friday. Right Friday, Right Friday Friday. Milworkey.
Come from Good Body Rob Ryan's Show. Hello, Well, Hello, who's
this? This is Joseph. Joseph you're calling it number ten. I don't
even know what he's doing right now, but I'm here for it, he
was speaking sired. Honestly, I'm on the party. I'm taking a dooty
right now? Okay, I mean it's not that it's not like that we
all haven't done that before. But we don't need to announce it, all
right, I don't Hey, what comes in? Let's go out, all
right, Joseph. We understand how the whole process works. Are you doing
it on the company? Don nor? Are you doing it at home?
And that's the last question. I'm at the office, so I'm still on
my time. Oh you're still on your time? Okay? Yeah, No,
I like to do those on the I like to get paid to do
what you're doing right now? Can we move on to other things? You
can tell nobody's at work because he's doing it. He's but there's no one
there, right, I mean, you're screaming, you have my own free
I let the place think it up. I might open the door. Who
knows, right? Light a match Pleyah nah, you's gotta let them nose
hairs get trimmed back, all right? Do you think people are calling Rula
and Ryan from The Crapper this morning and talking about it on their radio show?
What makes you think show? I know, I feel like like,
yeah, rot will love this and I will and I will. What are
you gonna Rod loves anything that has to do with poop or why do I
am I known for that? I don't think I want to be. I
don't think I want that on my headstone. The man loved poop? What
can you say? The man loved poop? Joseph, you've got a case
of beer. Where do you live? Hey? Yeah, I'm here in
Magnolia. What's the power situation for you? Man? We've just got power
last night. We are very very thankful. Okay, So a celebratory a
celebratory poop this morning for your power back. Yeah, all right, I'm
glad things are moving for you, power wise and everything else. Case of
beer is yours, Joseph, thanks to our friends over at Specs. I'm
sure all the radio shows that do that are live in the morning. I'm
sure they've all had somebody on that was on the pot while we were talking.
I think it happens, I'll say this. I think it happens more
often than we know about it. Yeah. I think there's been winners before.
It was shy talk about it like as they're winning from us. I
wonder what percentage of people are doing are taken to Joseph while they're calling us
and winning. You think, no, I don't think it's that high.
But shame on you for not sharing with us what you're doing while you're winning
stuff from us that should be disclosed. I just let you hear it.
I bet you. It's more chicks than dudes too, Like yeah, that
Roddy's so crazy. I couldn't tell him that. Yeah, you can.
You can share anything with us. Where are your friends? We've been friends
for twenty years now. You can share almost anything with us. So that's
case of your number two. There's no big announcement about these see the tickets
that I'm going to give away, other than they're not going on sale today
at ten. Don't worry. The show is still on for October fifth.
Skillett's still on the bill. With the distractions here in Houston with recovery,
they felt like, let's move the tickets back one week. Tickets will go
on sale next Friday. For seither the tickets will give it we're giving away
are still winning before they go on sale. It's just you don't need to
fly into action at ten o'clock today. You got another week to save up
your for your seed. The tickets so that's what's gonna happen after the break,
along with a wreck check that's being handled down by Alex. Great job,
Thank you. I can tell did you go to the sky Mike School
of Traffic? Do you sound great? I went to this guy my yesterdays.
They tell me everything you know and for the next eight hours, all
right, great job, and then you're gonna do what's trending. Yes,
and then we'll get to those sea their tickets. That's all coming up.
Don't go Anywhere movie this summer. He's despicable me for dy Pech Grinica.
I'm suggested a new fiauters now Houston Rock Houston's alternative and the rod Ryan Morning
Show US ninety four or five the bus Welcome back rod Ryan's Show. I
heard from somebody that has been on the show with us, not the guy
that just won the beer that was pooping. Amanda wrote me and she said,
just to be clear, I'd like you to let everyone know I was
not on the pot when I won those cages the elephant tickets this morning.
Sure. Thanks for all you do, Amanda. Now I'm assuming that everyone
that calls the show is on the pot unless they tell me otherwise. But
if they told you otherwise, exactly what they'd say if they didn't want you
to think they were good. Call on that now. I think everybody Now,
I think everybody's calling me from the cracker. All right, fifty percent
chances of scattered thunderstorms today, highs of around ninety Alex is in for Tessa.
Chili's in for Alex. Bobby Jokes is in for Chili. Mysical chairs
around here, So Alex, what's trending? Vice President Trump is trending?
That's all I saw on Twitter this morning. Biden Joey b accidentally referred to
Vice President Kamala Harris as Vice President Trump yesterday and the Internet took that ran
with it. So that's trending this morning. Are you running with the Kamala
Kamala thing? I like? Changing it up? Are using his people?
Mad? You're running with something different over Mala? All right? So in
for Tessa, but still very much Alex. Then the Shining is also trending.
Actress Shelley de Ball pass yesterday at the age of seventy five due to
complications from diabetes. I didn't know if we in the Shining say, I'm
assuming people were just looking at the movie because of that, and I didn't
know if we should cover this this morning. But then when I saw that
she went to Waltrip High School. Yes, I think she was born in
the Dallas Fort Worth area, but most of her time young as a young
woman, was spent here. Got the hell out of Dallas as fast as
she said. Okay, so she goes to school here at Waltrip, which
turned out just mega stars like Middleton number one on that list. And then
Patrick Swayzey went there. John Whitmyer, I wonder if Don Swayzey went there.
That's Patrick's brother, looks just I am Jim McCardell. She maybe he
wondered. Yeah, so Showy devall no longer with us. She also played
Popeye on the Robin Williams with Popeye Robin Williams Popeye. Yeah, she was
Olive Oil and she kind of looked like Olive oil in real life. Uh
huh. And then rod Ryan Shoke cares online training. It looks like a
lot of people maybe they got their power back, so they're heading over to
the store payday today. Oh that's probably what it is. But yeah,
go check it out at the rod ryanshowcres dot com. Okay, well,
thank you very much for that. Now we got to give away some tickets.
I've already explained to see their see their situation, meaning they're not going
on sale today, they're still coming. Nothing changes with the show October fifth.
Tickets will go on sale next Saturday now at ten am. So nothing
changes on the win Him before they go on sale front. Now it's the
time of the show that we like to jump. Oh yeah, mane Chillie.
We've not done this with you in studio with us yet. All right
on your feet, everybody, let's go on your feet. Love me this
Friday, many other rod Ryan Show ninety four or five, Buzzy fucking in
mcmannigan, the wind battle Men, same as on Funking back a run,
I got a whole collect don't get up and stand no more to your handsomething
you got the feelings, jump up us the feeling most us up someone sucking,
jump them up us. Something in the eye, and then I'll take
the punks help feeling. Don't get canc and that chunk and I got more
uns and the snap set of dunkin con that side shows up up puts and
the kids on my head with my mom and my arms. I can't knock
it down. I came knock it down this look it down. You see
jump around, jump around, jump around, jump around, jump, jump
up and get down to t top to chop, Tell to Tom jump tell
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stuff, I'm sacking. The heart didn't work to your moms. I came
to drop bombing. I got more runs and the Bible's got songs didn't just
like the battle son I returned, didn't tell any one step But I mean
your hair burching because I got there it. But you ain't a got not
even if it from your bottom with a shot. Gu but then you do
them a pocus. I don't till the death trying to set miss get take
it off time. I got to say, come get your pail p because
when I shoot, I guess I shoot the pilt it. I can't nick
it down. I can't knock it down. Jesus, get up to seat,
jump around, jump brown job brown Joe burrown, jump jump up and
gift down. Jo Tu Tell chop chop, tell me, tell shop chop,
chop, tell chop chop up, tell t tell didn't, didn't didn't.
I'm the cream of the crop, all right to the topic. I
never eat a pick because the pig is a cop, my buddy. Yet
a terminator like Anna thwarts an agg trying to play me up like this.
It't money, but I ain't going out like no part bit. Shoot you
from one styling on when I must sweet to hop humming around the buck,
get down when I can ahead, and then you wake up in the morning
the day I'm coming a good shot. I'm coming to good shot and hold
me up, went shine. I came to it down. I came to
it down. Can talk to King Joe Brown, Joe Brown to burrown,
to borrow to get down? Chump chump, tell ju jump up, tell
chum, jump up, tell t tell tup t t t t jump didn't
didn't? Maybe my favorite new tradition here on the Rob Ryan Show. We're
only a couple of months into this, but yeah, that's kind of like
the official, unofficial, official, unofficial Friday song for us here, and
uh, it gets my mind right every single time. I didn't mean to
shut off your mc chili. It's sounded like you wanted a freestyle on top
of that. Man, I just like this. I just like the way
that he comes in, back it up, backing in, let me begin,
and then I don't know nothing. I wish you knew the whole thing,
because I would just replay it and let you sing on top of it.
Chilie, doing that on a carry'd be great, dude, Allie,
I only know like bits and parts of it of it, so like the
right to the top, I never did a periods. Yeah, I urnmin
Nato, Arnold Schwartz from there you go. I think you know more than
you're letting on now. Yeah, I'm just trying not I'm trying to remember
the edited lyrics, so i don't say them all. That's why I'm like,
uh, I know bits and parts. Call on that. Good morning,
everybody. I hope that helped you on making your start to this day.
A great one fifty percent chance of scattered thunderstorms today. Highs of around
ninety and that's what that's as warm as it's going to get. We're gonna
be upper eighties, maybe ninety degrees for the rest of the weekend. But
yeah, fifty percent chances of some scattered thunderstorms tomorrow. Down to a forty
percent chance of some isolated thunderstorms. Let's give away these tickets and then I'll
clear it up one more time about the Seither Show. Good morning, Hello,
Hello, who's this Kathy? Are you pooping right now? Good question?
No, I'm not. I'm driving at my four year oldest school,
I mean to work. Is he pooping? Yeah? I was just but
you know, I hope not. He's potty trained. Yeah, it's it's
four year old humor today on the Rod Ryan Show. So your kid will
understand. Casey, your collar ten? Hey, are you pooping that?
I'm collared? Ten? Your caller ten? Oh my god, that's amazing.
So we're gonna you gotta get a babysitter. See their October fifth White
Oak Music Hall Skillet's on the bill and tickets are not going on sale until
next Friday now, but I'm so excited when them before they go on sale.
Casey, congratulations, Thank you, Thank you man, Thank you so
much for listening to us on the drive. Be safe out there, okay,
yes, I will thank you. All right, Thank you, Caseye.
Have a great weekend. Well, I gotta do it. Good.
Emergency pole question, Oh, emergency pole question. Sent in by Ashley with
an I. He's like, well, you gotta ask now, Rod,
I don't have to, but this dumb show will Do you talk on the
phone while on the toilet? Your options? Yes? Often? Now number
one, I'm going to say, all of you are sitting on the pot
and you're scrolling, and you're looking at reels and Instagram and all of that.
So of course I know you're using your phone on the crapper. I
know that. Okay, this is a known thing that whether you want to
admit it or not, I understand that. Do you talk on the phone
like our free beer Friday winner today? Do you talk? Do you call
major radio stations in major markets while you're pooping to try to win things?
Okay, and he got through today? Do you talk on the phone while
on the toilet? Yes? Often? Yes, sometimes? Never? Never
talking on the phone. I mean sometimes you you're at home, you're in
the middle of a call. You can't get out of it. You know,
let's put the meat buttons for it. Nobody says often, so far
it's only twenty four books. Forty percent of our audience. Yes, sometimes,
fifty eight percent. Never, I don't have to ask you guys.
I know you guys talk on the crapper. I can't say never, yes,
I would say very, very very rarely rarely, so yes, I
would be under sometimes, yes, sometimes. Okay, fifty eight percent of
our people never ever ever talk to somebody while they're pooping. Do you ever
call anybody and they answer the phone and you can hear that vent fan on
dude when they answer it, and you're like, oh, you're pooping,
bro. I've heard big named radio personalities, okay, a not you chumps.
I've heard huge radio personalities having full on conversations on their phone in the
crapper and then flushing in the middle of them talking in the middle of their
idea and what they're conveying on the phone just not even they're talking, so
I know they're not hitting mute. It's one thing to while someone else is
talking mute, flush, try to get away from it and then boom.
Nobody knows the better. I've heard people talking in the middle of them in
their idea, flushing like it's normal supposed to happen. Huge radio personality names
I've heard do this. When I worked at the sports station we had.
It was the year that the MLS All Star Game was in town at NRG.
The MLS Commission I think his name is Don Garber called into the Matt
and Adams Show in the morning and during the interview, they're like, all
right, so we're gonna have this and this and Chicharto is gonna be there
making his debut for Manchester United and blah blahlah blahlah blah, and then you
just hear them. You hear the toilet flush, and he's like, yeah,
so this is what we're trying to do, and we're trying to go
to the lead like that, and just like they muted their mics and like,
did you just say that? Did you just hear that? Mike?
We all kind of looked at it to like he just fused the toilet.
We just heard a flushed toilet. So did they run with it or did
they pretend they didn't do it. We didn't address it to him, but
afterwards, you're like, he definitely pooping, and right, no one's done
that. During one of my interviews, I couldn't let that go. It
took everything that I don't They were very professional about it, but like,
I don't know how they didn't like, did you just poop and talk though
I am clearly not professional enough to handle that. If I'm interviewing somebody and
I hear this, Hey, bro, have you been on the crapper for
this whole interview? I don't care who it is. I couldn't do it.
It was like ll cool J. You'd be like ll cool Jay.
You yeah, yeah, maybe what'sye okay? Yeah? Maybe pole question,
Pole question on the X At Rod Ryan's show, you can prep and prep
for the show and you just don't know what's gonna happen during it. It's
the Buzz ninety four or five the Buzz, popa roach and leave a light
on Rod Ryan's Show. Free Beer Friday. Thank you to our friends over
at Specs. Suburb Summer Sizzler signing up. You can still get signed up
to represent your suburb. We haven't chosen anybody yet, Chili right, nobody.
Actually I emailed Way to send me the first match of people to sign
me in just to see how many people have done matured. It's been a
busy week. We we we allowed people to start signing up on Monday.
Well what the hell? We had a hurricane just just pounding us. So
it's been a strange week. There's still many of you without power, and
we're sympathetic to that. We're gonna allow you to sign up all next week,
and I know everybody's getting in their digs. We're on vacation next week.
By the way. Tessa's fine, she just needed a day extra.
Everything's good. She just went to somebody was getting married. Monica was asking,
it's Tessa. Okay, Yeah, there was some wedding that she had
to go to. It's like those people that like try to cheap out and
get married on off days and then everyone's got to like put themselves out.
It's I mean, just get married on a Saturday. Pay the money,
Damn pay the extra twenty dollars. So we're off next week and we're gonna
allow you guys, and we'll have reminders and everything for you. We'll be
talking about it. But you can still sign up for the suburb Summer.
Sissler Shell Federal Credit Union is back on board. It's a game that we've
played now three years and this will be year number four and they've given us
six thousand dollars to give to you guys. So one thousand dollars is split
up with the final between the final four contestants, so four people come away
with some cash on that round, and then the winner of the whole bracket
style single elimination tournament wins five thousand dollars. So for a fourth big year,
I look forward to the suburb summer Sisler. It's so much fun for
us having those suburbs take on each other. It's again, it's another one
of those like fun traditions that we haven't been doing for twenty years. It's
totally our fourth year. Yeah, that's gonna go. That's gonna go down
in history. Everybody's gonna remember that. Well this summertime. Crazy you guys,
you have a pool at your place, alex apartment, in your apartment
complex. I never hear you talk about it. Do you utilize it?
Not very often because it never comes up in conversation with you, even like
off ear, you never talk about, oh, yeah we were at the
pool the other day. Are you in water eleven times during the summer?
Maybe that like exactly if that happens, but right around there, I guess
probably usually below that. That's the number that people have said that that's their
goal. Definitely not more than that, Okay, chilly eleven times peeing in
pools eleven? Uh, well the pains. How many times you invite me
over? And then they have one of the friends with pools that invite five
or six times at your house. That's happening right, people's pools. But
will you hit you think by the end of summer? Will you hit the
beginning? Now, this counts the beach and everything water. People people have
set goals for themselves. This is what people have set for themselves for the
summer. Eleven times being in the water. Yeah, I don't think I'll
be okay, Well, this week was one. This week was one because
the hurricane. It counts this water. Will you have thirteen burgers this summer?
Oh yeah? Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's probably like a two
days thirteen burgers. Will you have thirteen burgers? That's the number? I
am already like three? So yeah, I mean I had waterburger Wednesday,
so yeah, yeah, that counts. I guess if you're doing Yeah yeah,
it doesn't say on the grill. It's just like these are summer numbers.
Yeah, proving that burgers are more popular than hot dogs. The number
is eleven. Will you eat eleven hot dogs? This summer in two seatings
because every time you see that many. Yeah, every time Christina makes hot
dogs, I eat like three to four happy yeah. Yeah, because you
eat one hamburger like you usually you'll get like one burger, but you gotta
go two hot dogs. Man, right, nobody's hot dog. You're not
crazy. I will eat eleven hot dogs. The comedy of the Kobia hot
dogs. Now, these are all self reported numbers too. These are what
people say that they will on average, what they'll do, and what they
with their goals are summer stats. I will not have eleven scoops of ice
cream this summer. What I don't eat that much ice cream. You know,
I keep popskulls for the kid or you know, something on a stick
or whatever. But like we never just like scoop out ice cream at my
house and put it in a bowl and sit around and eat it. I
don't wife, Oh I do daily. You'll have eleven scoops of ice cream.
Some already had it because uh, do you know that Dahan fruit seasoning,
Yeah, that you put on everything. Yeah, they have an ice
cream. They have a mango lime and ten ice cream that I bought at
a TV And then it's not a musk. Now, they should hire you.
Just steal the line from Frank's Red Hot and then just use the Hispanic
word for s. And I put that s on everything everything. You put
that ta heena on everything. You're an animal? Yeah? Is that like
the dad from My Big Fat Greek Wedding? Just put some windicks on it.
Finally, finally, the average person seven days on the water. I
will not hit that number either. I have a couple of well I wouldn't
really close friend love you mark that he invites me on his boat all the
time, and I just it's it's far and I can't seem to get there.
And Captain Tom invited me over to Captain Adam or Captain Tom Captain Tom.
Okay, Captain Adam does the dolphins the dolphin tours. That's me being
on the water. But yeah, I realized that's a huge part for people.
But like boating to being kayaking, paddle boarding and stuff, I'm not
doing that making y oh, yachting I think he said nodding, making nautical
knots. Well, you can do that on your yay not yes, all
right. There's more on the World Famous Rod Ryan Show page at The Buzz
dot Com talks about people's goals for the summer. Houston's rocking alternatives, The
Rod Ryan The Morning Show from six to ten AM ninety four or five Buzz
ninety four or five The Buzz Welcome back Rod Ryan's Show on this Free Beer
Friday, presented by Specs and Boy. Our seven o'clock winner kind of threw
us in a whole new direction as while he was winning his beard, he
was on the potty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was on the
potty when he was calling, and I think you guys know exactly what we're
talking about. So that kind of prompted us to do an emergency poll question,
do you talk on the phone while on the toilet? Ten percent of
our audience, yes, often, forty five percent of our audience yes,
sometimes forty four absolutely will not do this. This is kind of the other
side of things now. With that, and we're gonna get into Houston's headlines.
I'll call her Cynthia. I'll leave it at that. She's like,
Ron, I'm listening to you guys this morning talking about people using the bathroom
while talking on the phone, and I had to chime in. As a
mental health therapist, I do virtual therapy appointments. I had to listen to
her. I had to start informing my clients in our first session that they
won. You need to show up for your virtual appointment fully clothed as you
would in person. And her number two, they do not take me to
the bathroom with them so much so that it's happened that she has to have
that as her number two rule for virtual therapy sessions. That means it's happened
a lot that she has to get that out of the way, right out
of the gate. Most clients will laugh and express shock that people would do
this enough that I would have to include this in my This is how virtual
appointments work, Shpiel. But here we are there is no limit to depravity
that we humans will not stoop to, even when trying to be less depraved.
H thanks for the laughs this morning. Keep you up the good work.
Sock shoe, sock shoe. I mean, when you gotta go,
you gotta go. Bro Matri calls. You can't do noneing about it.
No, you have to do something about it. Take care of it before
your virtual call. Okay, how many times during the pandemic do we see
people doing this. I mean they already they're already charging you by the minute,
so might as well. Yeah, yes, she said no, she
doesn't want that, and I like that. She socks shoes, socks shoe.
See, I'm not crazy, not that you crazy. Yeah. Fifty
percent chances scattered thunderstorms today hive around ninety fifty percent chance Tomorrow eighty six would
be the high forty percent chance of isolated thunderstorm is ninety on. So it
looks like a pretty wet weekend. Tessa's out at a wedding. Not her
wedding, She's out at a wedding. So Alex is providing us Houston's head
slam what you got on? Well, more than a hundred police officers from
all across the state are going to be coming to assist the HPD. It's
been strapped by for resources and was not able to fully mobilize until after Beryl
hit Houston earlier this week. States paying for the officers to work in ships
in the city as it recovers from the storm, and the reinforcements are going
to be using vehicles from their own departments. They'll also be paired with HPD
officers. Mayor John Whitmyer says that this would not be needed if we had
electricity, referring to the two point three million residents who lost power during Baryl.
People freak out when I played the siren. I think it's if you're
in the car. Yeah, like, oh my god, is that behind
me? That's just everybody's checking that RVY mirror right now. That's just dumb
rod. I find that we're coming to get me where now. President Biden
held a press commerce yesterday saying that he would be staying in the twenty twenty
four president's race. In that press commence, he also referred to Vice President
Kamala Harris as Vice President Trump. Earlier in the day, a video also
came out where Biden was introducing Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky as President Putin at a
NATO summit. So when you have two of those mishaps in the same day,
the Internet's going to take that and run with it. And it did.
Yeah, that was that was the big takeaway from that. But what
he's in it, he says, he's in it. We didn't know.
I guess. I mean maybe you guys that followed this even more than us,
Maybe you did know, but I kind of felt like that could have
gone either way. With that press conference today, maybe that was gonna be
his announcement to say, Okay, Kamala's gonna, you know, step in,
but no, this guy's in it. And I said that yesterday.
They're all when it doesn't matter who your guy is or gal is, you
have to be an egomaniac to want that job. He's not stepping down.
He's not stepping down. I feel like you're watching a coach on the hot
seat, where like you have some Democrats like he is our guy. We
are one hundred percent committed to him. We will stick with our guy.
He is our guy, and you're like, we gotta get we gotta make
a change, we got to bring a new guy in. And then you
have the Nancy Pelosis of the world when she was asked, well, I
want him to do what he's about to say, he's gonna do what That
was the most nonanswer of all time. But what do you want? I
want him to do what he says he's gonna do. I don't want to
answer your questions. To stop asking that you should say, they all stink,
they all stink. I agree, what's next A center Point says that
they expect to have eighty percent of impacted customers power restored by Sunday. They
also said that they should be able to provide restoration dates to all affected customers
at some point today, So you may not have your power restored, but
you should know when your power should be restored. There's currently more than eight
hundred and seventy four thousand people still without power in the Houston area. In
entertainment news, actress Shelley Duvall passed away yesterday at the age of seventy five
due to complications from diabetes. She was known best for co starring in the
classic horror movie The Shining with Jack Nicholson, and she also played Olive Oil
in the nineteen eighty Popeye film with Robin Williams. So she's on the other
side of the door as Jack's trying to get in with the acts acts.
Yeah, who was in charge of that axe on the set of The Shining?
It was an actor? Come on, guys, Chilli, who listens
to the fun facts in the morning? I know it was because blue Blood
was on commercial at that time. When you said it, who remembers I
remember else? I don't believe he was in the props department and he he
was the one the musician right kind of yeah, some musician. I got
a guitar player or something. No, no, Simon Cowell. That was
a fun fact that we had, So I don't know he was polishing the
act polisher. I think he was the ex polisher on the set. The
Music News Creed singer Scott's staff said that he took it as a compliment when
people said that he was ripping off Eddie Vedder. If you remember when Creed
first hit radio in the late nineties, people thought that they sounded a lot
like Pearl Jam and accused him of trying to sound like Eddie Vedder. Scott
says that was not intentional, but that he takes it as a complent because
he's a big fan of vetters. I think Kings of the once lead singer,
sounds like that was his biggest His favorite mand is Pearl Jams, Like
you try and imitate who you like, Like that's kind of a thing,
and I can I can see how people could say that, but it's not
like he's not doing karaoke of Pearl Jam. I feel like the best drop
we could play. Here is from the movie Ted where he's doing all the
nineties singers only want to sound They all sang like that. They all sang
like that for a while Sunday like he sounded more like the guy from the
Doors Morrison. Well, because you're talking about baritones, so you're talking about
guys with deeper voices now, but he's singing like him. Yeah a little
bit. Yeah, Okay, Astros one, Yes, the Astros one,
so uh sixty three. They beat the Miami yesterday. So you know what
shouts out to the Houston Astros, Yeah, is barrel. Yeah that's a
good thing. Uh. And we all know what happened after the last time
when we had a hurricane, you know, Yeah, we went to the
World Series. So let's hope for that. Also tonight, the Astros will
be facing the Texas Rangers and Mini mad part You can check them out on
TV on Space City Home Network, or you can listen to her sister station
seven ninety A Sports seven ninety and then you can listen to the whole game
on there. Also, last night were the sp Awards, and I do
got to give this. I was a little bit protective with the Pat Tilman
award because I think what Pat Tillman did was so awesome and amazing. Give
up an NFL career after ninety eleven to go fight for your country for what
you believe when you name the award after somebody doing what he did, Okay,
whoever you're giving that award to, it's gonna be hard to be on
that level, but it's gotta be special. Yeah, And I know the
mom was a little bit country. She wasn't Pat Tillma's mom wasn't agreeing that
they were giving it to Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex X or whatever
they So he was the recipient for this year's Pat Tilmann Award for Service,
and they gave it to him because of all the work that he does with
veterans for the Invictus Games. And I was sitting there and I was kind
of like, man, I don't think they should have given it to him.
But did he convince you being Oh dude, I was tearing up watching
all the work and everything, and his speech was amazing. And when he
got on there and got his award, first thing he says, like you
could tell it was genuine when he hugged the people He's like, oh God,
it's so great to see you get you know, and then he said
they were about to walk away. He's like, no, no, no,
no, no, y'all stay next to me. I need y'all for
this. Y'all need stand right here because this is y'all. And you know,
so his main thing, it was just like being a service. He's
got the name, he said, I got the name. I just want
to be serviced and bring awareness to it. So big shouts out to that
man. That's what's going on in sports. A very good rock and alternative
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rod Ryan Show. What's up? What's up? Who's this? Sam?
Sammy? Uh? Your calor number ten? What's up? Who? What's
go? Baby? Sam? Where are you from home? Man? Uh?
Bring brand? How's the power situation with you? Fill out? And
I'm actually headed home from work going to my mom's house in Richmond. So
you're on D five. I mean, that's scream and everything. How are
you keeping up beat on during these times? I've actually been working a lot.
I work in EMS, so I've been at the station. We have
power there. So okay, listen, thank you for that job that you
do. I know how important that job is. I'm offering you a case
of beater. I hope that starts your weekend off. Are you getting some
time off this weekend? All right? Three days off starting today. Good
for you, bro, that's why you're in a good mood and you got
a free case. All right, that's awesome, Sam hav an awesome weekend.
Thanks for listening to us this morning. Thank you so much. Thank
you so much for the job you do too. Man ems awesome. I
couldn't do it. So it's one of those jobs where you're glad that someone's
out there that wants to do it, like a calling, and I just
know that I couldn't be around it. I'm just I'm a wimp. I
can't handle let it be passing out. I mean, every bloody knows I'd
passed out. I almost passed out. My kid lost a tooth yesterday.
She comes to me like, damn, look she had blood driven down so
excited. Okay, I will share a picture of that because it's funny.
London's lost a bunch of teeth already, but this one. You know,
you call them wigglers and god, I don't know what holds teeth to your
gums, but it had to be something smaller than a piece of dental floss
that was holding thing. She can turn it sideways like she was moving it
like the hood of a car, a tooth, you know, and it
was just going up and down. I'm like, just let me grab that
thing. She doesn't want me. We have not done any fun things to
remove a tooth. It's just been they've come out on their own time.
I don't know. Well, she wasn't up, so the tooth Fairy.
I'm hoping the tooth Fairy. Yeah, tooth fairy. I'm hoping the tooth
fair. I don't know if they're listening or not. So I was hoping
that the tooth Fairy was gonna come last night. But it's funny because I've
talked about how much we're video watching, YouTube watching. That's happening in my
house, and it's good. You know, she's not watching like idiots doing
stupid pranks on YouTube. She's watching videos and make sure I'm always there and
we're taking turns podcast. We haven't done that one yet. You use some
some savory language. Sometimes you have not put out a child version of past
the grade version where you just sleep it out yourself. We're waiting for it,
baby all to learn to speak to which you do. So she's got
a microphone out and she's singing Taylor Swift twenty two. I don't know about
you, but I'm feeling twenty two jam and she's into it. And she
hit the microphone in her mouth and the tooth came flying out, blood all
over the place. It's funny, pretty, it's pretty punk rock up.
Yeah, it super punk that you know. So I got the picture.
I'll put it on our stories. I don't mind sharing that. It's the
microphone and just she looks like a pirate. There's like five sixteeth missing now
and there's blood. Can your photo shop the microphone out and make it a
bat? You just have to say your next rock stuff. UFC World Champion
and Ryan all right, Tessa's fine, she's just not here today. And
Alex is doing the headlines, Chili's doing the Sports Testa had a wedding to
go to, like a family wedding or something, not hers. I'll say
this and not talking behind her back, but you could tell yesterday who on
the show didn't have their power back on? Oh yeah, can I say
that? Well, yeah, I'll say that. You could just tell she
sounded tired, she sounded more annoyed because she didn't have power and we all
got power, understandably. So and I'm getting some emails now and I got
one from Sally and she's just like, Rod, it's day five. I've
had enough. She's like, you guys are keeping me going. But I
just finally got my phone back yesterday and she's ripping into you know, center
Point. She's ripping into the administration here as far as the government, and
she's just like, listen, the only thing that's keep me going is you
guys and the astros, you know, with some winning going on right now.
So Ghostros, hope you and yours are well. I can just tell
like Sally sends a lot of emails and she's always really really positive. Yeah,
and I know she's struggling, and it's just one person of many that
are out there and they're struggling. And that wasn't a slam on Tessa yesterday.
It's just you could tell she was the one that didn't have power.
It beats you down. Oh it's mentally, it's drained. It beats you
down, and it's hard to keep a smile on your face. And that's
why I was so happy to hear the guy that just won. It's like,
wow, you know, how are you keeping this upbeat attitude? You
just told me that you don't have power, you know, and he's out
there emsing and everything else. So you just gotta keep rolling with the punches.
But yet, so yes, now that you're on the subject, let
me say something. I saw him the news yesterday. I believe it was
in need Tovie. People. Come on, I know it's hard stuff out
there. I mean, be nice to the to the linemen, to the
people assessing the issues, and eything, they're trying to help you. Somebody
shot at an employee yesterday with a BB gun or something. They didn't hit
them, but they were shooting at them, you know, and I'm like,
worst thing I've ever heard. They're trying to help you. You know,
if they would have done that to me, I would have been like,
all right, looks like you don't need power. They got arrested.
They arrested them, but come on, people, kid or an adult.
I think it might have been an adult man, So come on people,
Hey, look, if they're there, they're there, be thankful that they're
there, because there's people without power that wish they were there. And then
I got this. Daryl's like, why is no one discussing the exfinity outage?
They even they, he says, He says, listen, I know
this is not vital to human life as electricity, but the way that we
live our lives now, it's very important, okay, And oh it's Jennifer.
She feels like there's not enough talk about that, like why are we
not holding their over the fire as well? Because you need power to power
up the stuff that's pushing out right the you know, so even if they
fixed the internet, if there's no power, there's no there's no nothing they
can do about it. I was with him, I was I was without
my externity for a long long time. Yes, he just got turned on
and I had power the whole time. I just realized how spoiled we are.
Yeah, how like you know when my power came back on. I
was even turning the light switch. The next day, I was looking at
it and I said, oh, you're so sweet. You know what.
Let me oil you up a little bit so you can be smoother. Thank
you. So it was a little sad when the power went on because he
had to get dressed. He had dressed. Christina wasn't in the house.
He was running around that house naked. Him and the dogs angry inch were
left to right him and the dogs. Nobody was wearing a stitch of clothing
for a week. All right on the flip got a rec check for you,
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We'll have another case for you straight up at nine o'clock. I know the
phones are working. Most of you have access now to your phone, so
we're gonna roll with open phones Friday, and I get it. It could
have a different feel and sound to it, you know, I get if
you want to air out some frustrations or something like that. Okay, I'm
here for that. But if you have some things that you want to talk
about, we're here for you. We're going to do that for the last
hour of the show. Do have some Creed tickets coming up for you in
just a little bit, we have a poll question up today. The seven
o'clock Beer winner was pinching a loaf as he was talking to us this morning.
He told us all about it while he was on the air, exactly
what he was doing. And that's not something that I prepped for today's show.
No man, me neither. Yeah, it has been talked about quite
a bit, like it or not. Do you talk on the phone while
on the toilet? I know you're all scrolling on your phones. I know.
I would say it's ninety five percent of you that are using your phone
on the on the toilet. No names, brother Rod, Good morning.
I ask you not. First thing in the morning, I wake up,
I go to the bathroom, turn on the iHeartRadio app, and then listen
to you doing that Every morning. It's from it's from her. I'll just
put it, oh year from her, not a he it's from her.
All right, good glad I could be there for your morning. Massive do
you? But my question today is do you talk on the phone while you're
on the toilet? Eight point six percent Yes, often forty three percent of
our people yes, sometimes forty eight percent. I would never do something like
that. I would dare Sometimes you can't avoid it, you know. I'm
the sometimes guy. I don't do it on the rag. I don't.
I'm not. It doesn't take me as long as you guys. I gotta
do that during a green Day song. Okay, think about it. Okay,
sometimes you just see it lost in the scroll. Yeah, you gotta
put free bird for me. I know. I hit blink one eighty two,
I go there, boom, pinch it off, come back. I'm
here for the end of the song. Still got two minutes left. What's
trending? Wizards like, please talk about something else? No way, and
we're only talking this. He's probably doing a graph for pip chart about it.
This is how uh we just this is how much people are offended by
the word poop. We're gonna not use it anymore, Shina, what's trending?
This kind of hurt me to see this money. Beastie Boys are training
me. They're just doing Chili's, the restaurant chain, for using their song
sabotaged in a parody for one of their ads. They're saying that they didn't
they did it without their permission. I don't know how much I parody law
falls in to that, but I love Chili's and I love the beast Boys,
and that kills me to see that they're Beastie Boys. We've talked about
how frequent music now popular music, even brand new songs are used in advertising.
Before it used to be kind of a no no. Beastie Boys were
probably Beastie Boys and Neil Young the crustiest Canadian ever. They were probably the
two marquee acts that were so against using their music for advertising, so much
so that the Beastie Boys signed a contract. Now one of them is dead
and that contract is still alive. They signed a contract our music will never
ever ever be used for advertising, not knowing what the future held and how
much money they're leaving on the table for future generations of the Beastie Boys.
So I don't know if they could overturn that, they probably won't. But
right now it's kind of okay, But it's not an actual song. It's
a parody song. It's a parody song. Interesting, Harrison Butker is also
trending. This morning, Serena and Venus Williams, along with Quinte Brunson,
took a shot at the Chiefs Kicker over over the SP's last Night. Okay,
they said cent Al on the line of so go ahead and enjoy women's
sports like any other sport, because they are sports. Except for you,
Harrison Butker, we don't need you like it all. He had basically said
like women's belonging to the kitchen and that like the best job a woman could
have is being a housewife. But they didn't even kind of a roundabout dig
him. They said his name. It's weird that when you have to tell
people, hey, our sport is a sport. Ye don't forget Fanny Friday.
Our Instagram feature of the day. Sent in by Homeroom listener justin go
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The night Befy the Buz. Let's give away some tickets Creed Burn Creed
sold out with three doors down on Finger eleven, September fourteenth, Woodland's Pavilion.
If you'd like these tickets, I'll take caller ten seven one three two
one two five nine four five. I know I saw it on TikTok.
What you what so? Ron? Ryan Shoe? I need was mine?
Hide? The buzz stayed and for you? Rocking out on a free beer
Friday. Open phones Friday, twenty eight minutes away. Can't wait, I
can't wait and me neither. People are definitely there. They seem to be
fired up. These phone lines are certainly ringing. We're certainly ringing for these
tickets that we have. Good morning, Hello there, Hello heard hi?
Sorry Hi, hello, Hi, Hello Hi. Who's this Matthew? I'm
Matthew. I'm Rod. How are you hey? By? The Rod's what's
up? Man? Where are you from? Matthew? Originally from Alabama?
I live in Crosby. How's the power situation in Crosby? It's fu and
I'm said sorry. Uh, it's it's day five for many of you,
and uh it's it's long. I hope this helps Creed sold out tickets they're
yours, bro. Sweet Yeah, Matthew, O this Creed? Yeah me
too, me too? Favorite song? Oh, favorite Creed song? Chili
wants to Know Hu Alone? You know my sacrifice? Yes you soon?
My Own Person is my favorite song for that was the first single. That's
That's when I was like, wow, second favorite is mine? Is that
one? This guy knows this stuff, Matthew, have a great time.
It's Creed, It's three Doors Down, It's Finger eleven September fourteen. Yeah,
really good bands. Man, that's a great tour. Enjoy the show.
It's sold out. Bro. Are you getting any indication that you're in
that eighty percent tile number that you're gonna get your power back this weekend?
Are you getting any updates? I saw some Ala Pama Bouer liners staged in
Cross so hopefully today or tomorrow. Man. I wish you the best,
dude, I really do. Thanks, thank you. Oh, I got
a weird question for you. No, no, no, no, enough
poop. I thought so much poop you should vote for him? Too much
poop? What's this is really out of nowhere? What's the biggest fish you've
ever caught? A two pound croaker? Frog or fish? What's a croaker?
It is a it's a it's a drum fish. Okay, okay,
it was two pounds. Yeah, is that big? What? Like,
how many inches is that? It was about ten inches? Okay? All
right, Chili, what are you snickering for? Like Beavis and butt Head,
somebody can't say somebody can't say ten inches on the show without you set
up? All right, Matthew, thank you, thank you. I caught
a redfish once. Yeah. More like I was out deep sea fishing.
I was barfing my balls off. They're like, Ron, just come over
here. I could barely sit up. I was barfing throw up there like
here, just hold onto this pole and reel it in so you can get
a shot of you like bringing in a fish. That's kind of what happened.
I was. I was laying dead to the world. I was laying
there like a slug all day, some miles no land in sight off of
Galveston, and I get it. They had the best intentions of taking me
out fishing, and I just couldn't handle it. I was barfing. I
put a cracker in my mouth and like anna, freeze came out of my
boat my belly. That's my fear. Man, Like, if I go
deep, like on a boat or something like that, do it. I
don't. That's why I don't do it. I can't go offshore fishing.
I can't dunk a basketball. I'm cool with that. I just those are
things that I cannot do in my life. Okay, I just can't do
it, all right, I dunked them all. What's the biggest fish you
ever caught? Chili? Oh? Man? When I went, uh,
I think it might have been like about it an inch and a half or
two, and then it was like a little one. It was a little
one again, you're talking about your wainner. No, we're talking about the
fish. Fishever rod and I got a fishing rod right and line, and
they never caught it like a big fish. No, never Neverally yeah,
and got hangover. That's about it. We got to do this over the
weekend. You caught a big fish. I got shark one time. Oh
that's what started like a very small shark. One of the most viral things
that we ever put up on our Facebook page it went everywhere. It had
like a million people that submitted. It was show your shark, Show your
shark, and it just came out of a discussion that number One, I
can't go deep sea fishing, but I know people have caught them off the
docks. I never caught a shark, and that would be something that I
would like. I'd like to start the wave one of these days, and
I'd like to catch a shark. Those are the two things that I really
still have on my list of things that I want to do. But you
know, I kind of want to be the guy that starts the wave.
I think that the power of seeing that sucker go around the stadium and knowing
that you were a spark that's got to be a high. A lot who
hate the wave these days, though, well it's an anti wave crowd.
It's got to be than the pro wave. It's got to be timed out
properly. And you know, you got to be in the right spot of
the stadium too long. You gotta really be, and you gotta be to
the point where you're obnoxious. But it takes that to get it done.
But you gotta start. You gotta start it as soon as you sit down.
Though, from like the first minute of the game, you gotta keep
doing it eventually catch us up. So then in catching a shark are still
on my list as a matter of fact, the great white shark. So
I reeled in a redfish. It was probably like, I'm not terrible with
this. You mean somebody else reeled red fish. Somebody looked it. I
reeled it in, and then somebody did all the other work afterwards. I
took a picture with it. So I don't know a really big red fish
one that you could keep. So you guys probably know more than I what
you can and can't keep with those. A great white shark off of the
coast of Australia is the biggest catch of all time, two thousand, six
hundred and forty four pounds a baby. I don't know what Jaws weighed.
I don't know how many feet this sucker was. I know Jaws was twenty
five feet I think in the movie, So this was big. A tiger
shark was number two, A greenland shark was number three. Does Bobby Jokes
fish? He doesn't look like a fishing Bobby fish. Bobby Jokes is in
for chili. Let's get him involved here. You don't look like a guy
that fishes. I have never fished before. Yeah, I was gonna say,
I would almost say that you've never gone fishing. That's weird to me.
Have you ever ridden a bicycle? Yes? I have ridden a bike.
Yeah, like one of those like e bikes around the city. I
do have any bike? Yeah? Yeah, you look like yeah, you
look you look like that nails. You know. I'm telling you. I
used to work in the carnival. I could guess people's weight. I guess
people's age. I could probably I could guess your age by your favorite wrestler.
What's your favorite wrestler. I'm gonna go Undertaker. Undertaker is your favorite
wrestler. Bobby Jokes is thirty one years old. I am twenty nine.
Damn it. I'm usually better than that. I'm having it off day.
Another fun game you can play with Bobby Jokes, as we do on Past
the Gravy, is have you seen this movie? Because ninety nine percent he
will say no because he's seen like five movies in his entire life. That
blows my mind. Never gone fishing, doesn't know any movies. What's your
thing? Dude? Editing video editing video. Yeah, that's just it.
That's it, that's all you want to do. Are you a music guy?
Yeah? I like music. Yeah, I like music. Awall nations
like probably up there in my top bands that the Buzz plays. Is there
anything? I felt like that was a backhanded comment at the Buzz, but
I'll move on. Is there is there? Do you see yourself going through
your whole life and never dropping a hook from a fishing rod in the water.
Do you feel yourself ever fishing? No? I don't think so.
You don't think you're ever gonna fish. No, you're good with that,
Yeah, fish or cuts. Do you ever see anybody catch you? Ever
watch a video? I know you watched a lot of videos. You ever
watched a video of somebody reeling in a fish and like just losing their mind?
I have seen that. Yeah, that's not appealing to you at all.
Like, o MG, you set the hook, your buddy comes over
and brings the net, You bring that fish in. Or maybe you've seen
some marlin, yeah, flying out of the water like marls. Yeah yeah,
but those videos don't show you like the four hours they were just sitting
there with nothing happening. That sounds exhausting. To you, right, Yeah,
but you're drinking during those four hours, bro, the whole thing.
He doesn't drink. So you like just watching the poorn highlight reels. You
don't like all this stuff that leads up to it. You're a big you
know, video editors have big splice together. Guy. Okay, just give
me the highlights. Yeah, just give the just give you the end show
given the four center edition. As with most things on this show, I
expected to talk about fish that whole time, and I think that was better
than we went in another direction. I gotta take a break, Alex,
if you can help me with that, I've got to take a break.
Thank you, Bobby Jokes for filling it. You're doing a great job on
the phones. As a matter of fact, I got an email here said
that you were quite pleasant on the phones. Shut it. I don't get
those when Chili's working the phone, got it. I know where you were
going with that. Don't put anybody else down. Wow, who's the guy
entering the phones? He was really nice? Yeah, because what are they
used to? What do they normally hear? They don't yell at him like
they yell at me. All right, we're getting it done today. Not
quite at full strength, but we're ready for you guys coming up twenty minutes.
So we're nineteen minutes away from open phones. Man, I can't wait.
The Buzz Rock and Al Tearing a very use The rod Ryan Morning Show
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rod Ryan's Show. Some forty one landmines. Thank you to my friend Jessica.
She was on. Not to Jessica, I didn't even talk about jess
was almost going to come in and do Jessica who used to be on this
show. Jessica was going to fill in for Tessa, but she's been dealing
with no power. She was a go up until a couple of days ago,
and she said, Man, I want to do it more than anything,
but I just I can't like your kid. Yeah. Yeah, her
life's been uprooted and everything, so that would have been really, really fun.
You're doing a great job, Alex and Chile. Another friend of mine,
Jessica, she was on that fishing trip that we were talking about,
what's the biggest fish you ever caught? She said it was a red snapper.
She sent me a picture of it, and I'll put that up on
stories too, I haven't put there. I still haven't put the picture up
of my kid with the bloody tooth. When you show me that picture right
now of the you fishing, well, yeah, how was I? Daddy's
a few pounds? Now, how was I? Who's that kid next to
you? Oh? Logan, yeah, Logan. I was like, all
right, I gotta get some pictures up on our stories. I'll work on
that. Open Phones Friday. You guys get to you guys get to call
in for the whole hour. I'm super excited about that. We're really going
to kind of test Bobby Jokes over there. Who's working the phones? Chili
You've trained him? Huh yeah, I'd really like I kind of want to
go help him. But then I'm like, you know what, let him
tuck it out since he's so nice, Like nobody says, throw him to
the wolves. Yeah, I'll get it. You've been doing good job,
or we'll have another case of beer coming up for you. Then we'll do
Open Phones Friday. We're gonna leave you what sold out. Imagine Dragon's tickets
got a fifty percent chance of scattered thunderstorms today, cloudy sky's high of ninety
kind of the same thing. For tomorrow Sunday forty percent chance of isolated thunderstorms.
I don't see what's going over ninety this weekend, uh Alex one final
time, great job today are what are Houston's headlines? Well Rod, more
than one hundred police officers from all across the state will be coming to town
to assist the Houston Police Department that's been strapped by resources and was not able
to fully mobilize until after barrel hit Houston earlier this week. The state's paying
for the officers to work in ships in the city as it recovers from the
storm, and the reinforcements are going to be using their own vehicles from their
own departments. They'll also be paired up with HPD officers while doing that.
Mayor John Whitmyer says that this would not be needed if we had electricity,
referring to the two point three million residents who lost power during the storm and
national news. President Biden held a press conference yesterday saying that he would be
staying in the twenty twenty four presidential race. That was news in itself,
but also in that press conference, he referred to Kamala Harris as vice President
Trump. Yeah, so then that got grabbed and went viral, and then
earlier in the day another video came out a President Biden introducing Ukrainian President Vladimir
Zelenski as President Putin at a NATO summit, before then correcting himself. So
there's two mishaps right where you call somebody the wrong name after the allegations like
is he there? Is he all there? Like just a bad look In
one day, I was also waiting, just piggybacking off of yesterday story.
I thought maybe George Clooney off the top rope would take him out. That
would be like right in the middle of his presser, Clooney off the top
rope, just like in wrestling. I think he comes from the back and
just comes out with a chair. Look at Slaberknocker. Clooney's friends with him
and even wrote a piece said dude, you got stepped. I kind of
think as like a spin zone, like Biden should lean into this and for
the rest of his campaign, just you have every time you're introducing somebody,
you cannot introduce them correctly. Just if that was the bit and you're no,
I was just doing this bit the whole time. What do you guys
felt for it. Oh yeah, and just you know, like and everybody
in producing you in and Chili Brown my bad rod Ryan not Ryan. Sorry.
Yeah, you're bringing out people and you're calling them enter the Giant,
like it just becomes like lovable at a certain point. I don't know,
just lean into that. That would be my idea if I was just campaign
advisor. I am not, though, and some other new Center Points says
that they expect to have eighty percent of impacting customers power restored by Sunday.
They also said they should be able to provide restoration dates to all those affected
at some point today, which sucks if you're affected if your restoration date is
in two weeks, but at least you're gonna know an end date, hopefully
by today. There's currently more than eight hundred and seventy four thousand people still
without power in the Houston area. There's a discussion online yesterday about celebrities good
celebrities quote unquote and people find suspicious and it comes off the heels of Ellen
Degenerous an anzy that she was done with Hollywood after the allegations that she was
mean to people that she worked with. Some of the names On this list
were Jack Nicholson, Adam Levine, Michael Boubley, who Rod did not agree
with, and then weird Al Yankovich. What would anybody? I get it?
He's cool, he's calm. Is there anybody that doesn't like Michael bouble
But he's never given off anything that you would think, Okay, he can't
be that cool, he can't be that nice, he can't be that calm
all the time he does give me that vibe. I feel like I'm just
a bad person because, like when somebody does stuff so nice all the time,
like the Rock, I'm like, what's up with the Rock? What's
he hide? What's he doing? What's I'm not saying he's a bad guys?
Wow? What's so good? Why could do all? Next? Let
me ask you about somebody that was on the list, because I know you
have a love What about Chip and Joanna Gaines? I did see they were
a yeah. Do you think that there is pure and good as they come
across? I do know. That's my questions, like, are you that
great? I've met them though they've seemed as wholesome as they are on TV
to me in the thirty minutes I was with them, but yeah, like
sometimes like why are you so nice? Why do you want to fix everybody's
house? What do you what's in it for you? I mean people thought
Will Smith was awesome forever. Yeah, that that really hurt me when he's
like Chris Rock and I just haven't seen him. Wait a minute, Will
Smith isn't cool. A lot of people thought O Jay Simpson was a great
guy. They did until that time in the nineties. The guy you always
got to bring it around here, A great actor, always better football player
than person. We can say that was he in the in memoriam segment the
because the awards he was nubbed, he was in the memorial. I mean,
I don't that. There was a list of the most overplayed rock songs
at sporting events that came out yesterday. Topping that was Metallic his inter Sandman.
I mean, if you've been to an Astros game, you've been to
any sporting event, you've definitely heard this one. Next after that was Guns
and Roses Welcome to the Jungle. This though, I think should have been
number one. It's white Stripes, seven Nation Army. That is soccer,
any sport at all that you go to, it plays, it plays and
everybody wants to chant along with it. And I don't hate it, Like,
I'm not saying these are bad, they're just overplayed. It being overplayed
doesn't mean it's overplayed because it's not good. It's overplayed because it is so
good. Is this is around the world? Right? I think we're most
this is around the world. Does Metallica in guns n' Roses? Do you
think that gets played in soccer stadiums around the world like this? Not not
this? Yeah? So I think worldwide, worldwide, this might be number
one. Everybody loves doing that. That plays anywhere you go in the entire
world, So I think this should be number one for sure. Oh Crazy
Train for Ozzy Osbourne and acd's Thunderstruck also rounded out the top five. And
I think Blur song too belongs in this list as well, because I feel
like you heard that all the time at any game he said too. Yeah,
so you can go check out this list. I believe there's that on
a music log page today was we are the Champions, we will rock You're
trying to play that for champions we will rock you? When I would imagine
that would have been but those are used in headlines Chili's doing the sports and
he's killing it today. Yea, sir, appreciate that. Well, you
know the Astros they beat the Marlins yesterday sixty three. Uh and you know,
great series for the Astros, like I've been saying, But tonight they
will start their series games with the Texas Rangers that men in May Park.
Yes, boo the Rangers and uh nope. You can check it out on
TV on Space City Home Network or you can listen in on seven ninety Sports
Talk, our sister station. Also. You know, like we were talking
about the sp Awards yesterday, man, uh, Caitlin Clark. He would
have thought she would have won every single award that they had her up for.
She only won the Best record Breaking Performance, which she got that award
show the Female, Best Female College Athlete, although she should have won Best
Female. She won to she won, But you know, she was up
for a lot of them, and you would have thought she was a lot
for everything for whatever she's I mean, she she brought a lot of attention
to the w n B A. I mean a lot of people are watching
game, you know, so her that Best Athlete Man Sports was Patrick Mahomes
Athlete Women in sports was a J. L. Wilson, you know,
so who's out exactly exactly? And then the best championship performance went to Jaylen
Brown from the Celtic East right, I did, yeah, I went to
him. So watch. But that's what's going on SPO. Also also big
big soccer match this Sunday Copa America Finals, Argentina versus Columbia Messi Senate and
then they're playing at the hart Rock Stadium in Miami, which is like the
backyard for Messi because he's out there in Miami. So I'm going for Columbia.
So all my Columbian homies man going for you man. So let's hope
y'all win. And that's what's going on in sports. Thanks boys. Ryan
Morning Show six to ten am. School Friday, Friday Friday. You got
a free band Friday Friday, Friday, Friday Friday. A right, Good
morning, Rob Ryan Show, Good morning. Well Hello, who's this?
This is Crystal, Crystal your collar? Ten? What up? What?
After the week I had? This is this is gonna make my weekend.
You want to get anything off your chest? You want to talk about this
week? How you doing? What's up? What's your power situation? We
have power. We lost it for maybe like a day and a half,
but we got it back. Thank good, Thank God, good good,
good people. We're still sitting. Yeah, Internet's fine. We're all good,
grateful. Yeah, it's it's listen. I think everybody's had a tough
week. And whether you're dealing with stuff at home, maybe your job is
expecting you to be there and then everything, maybe everything at where you work
is not working properly. It's been a very it's been a very tough week.
It has Like Wizard was here yesterday and I just looked at him and
I said, Bro, it's been tough to be here this week. I
said, I feel blessed because good things are good at my house and it's
been difficult to be here this week. And no one appreciate every I appreciate
everything you guys are dealing for this city because going to work every morning,
listening to you guys, it does a lot. Well. I don't think
you guys know that. I thank you, and some people have expressed that
and they've sent email. Believe me, That's not what I was fishing for
at all. It's just I want everything you want, Crystal. Enjoy your
beers all right, Thank you so much, have an awesome weekend. Thank
you for your kind words. It's really nice. Chili's like, let her
go off. Let her Yeah, I mean, I mean, let her
call us heroes. You know, I feel you know what, when you
were saying that, I feel like I have to be extra are funny because
I wanted the city to have fun and smile. If you can bring a
smile to people in this situation, I think we've done our job. Bay.
Yeah. And there's been a couple of times where we have talked about
the power not being on and you can hear the strain and our voices,
and that's really not our job. Our job is to hopefully be a little
bit of a distraction, tight and that you can put that. You can
put that on my tombstone. Not the guy that thought all poop topics were
funny. I don't want that to be I don't want that on my headstone.
Okay, but if you want to put here lies Rob Ryan, who
kept it light tight and bright. I'm fine with that and loves poop jokes.
You say light tight and bright, and we're not talking about his poop.
Open Phones for Iday, Open Phones for Iday, more like open phones,
Fry, why is the carpet wet? Todd, are you calling to
tell us? Uh? No, I was just curious. You guys are
off next week? Do you guys all have to agree on that together?
When you guys take these one hundred vacations every year? Or well, it's
not. Oh man, I just lost my headphones. I'm sorry, I
hang on. Oh. So the question is do we all have to agree
on it? Well, it starts with the guy that's been here twenty years.
Yeah, suggesting specific dates. I'll be honest about that. Well,
usually you would get two weeks off, but you've got the ten years,
so then we kind of got grandfathered into the multiple weeks off, so he
kind of just goes which you suggest sometimes. So I will suggest the dates,
and then where these guys would probably be at a point in their careers
where they would get two weeks off, they get to ride with me.
And it was said on this show years ago, if I'm off, everyone's
off. So I don't want you guys to sound great without me, So
I suggest the dates, and then they get a lot of free days off
because I've been here so long and I have no issue, no issue with
that bro Okay, So that's about it. Thank you, Todd. Anna,
good morning, Hi, good morning? Is it Anna? Yes?
Of course it is. I always go the wrong Wayna Anna. Well Anna,
I don't Careana, Anna? How are you? I'm good? What
do you got for open phones? Are? I just wanted to wish everybody
a happy coln Air Day on Sunday July fourteenth? Is there a date mentioned
in that movie that we need to recognize? Well, that's Nicholas Cage's characters,
like daughter's birthday and he coming home on that day and John Malkovich reads
the letter. So the other dates that we talk about Rex May, we
talk about Rex Manning Day. Anybody that remembers the movie Empire Records, there's
the day from Lindsay Lohan says it a date. Lindsay Lohan says a date
girl in Mean Girls, And then what is the movie Miss Congeniality. It's
like, this day is the perfect day because it's hot like this bit cold,
you know, you need a light jacket, some kind of a spring
type day something like that. Oh, what's your favorite date? Yeah?
And she gave a specific date as Miss Congeniu. Is there any other movies
that we recognize. I'm sure there are jaws. Fourth from the fourth qualifying.
I guess that this movie related. Thank you, Anna, thank you
have a great weekend. That's another line up. I said this weekend because
of you. Annah conn Air. Yeah, that's a good one. He
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get back to your phone calls. It is Open Phones Friday. It's my
favorite hour of radio on the radio. Normally we would go into something called
Alex Online. It's been freaky Friday. Everyone's doing everybody else's job. Who's
doing aol today? Is it Cols? My name is that Chili Online.
I think Chilly would do a great job. And he did do a great
job in relief of me when I was out for paternity. Here's what happened.
He sent it to me. He said, can I do Alex's bit?
I go send me a couple of websites. He sent me something called
eighth Street Latinas. I said, you're not doing that, I'll get my
weathers online. Actually it's Alex Online ninety four five. Then we cannot be
promoting that website. Although I am a Cardcarey member. What do you got?
This is a This is a pretty quick one that I thought it was
pretty cool today it's called a rain the rings and they're talking Olympic rings.
Do you if you off the top of your close your eyes, can you
picture the Olympic rings and what colors go where? Oh gosh, it's three
and two on the bottom, but like it's blue on the far left.
I'm not gonna say the answer to Okay, So your job today is you
get like there's like a centerpiece where you can put the middle ring. You
have to put the middle ring there and then you have to evenly space out
as accurately as you possibly can the rest of the Olympic rings. And you're
trying to see if you can get the spacing right and at the coloring of
the rings correct. And then then it'll give you a total score based on
how accurate you wear, and it'll show you how close you were to being
correct. I got a total score of two seventy. Chili, what did
you get? You just did it? Uh? Rating is eleven ninety four
eleven he's on eighth You're on eighth Street, Latino. Two seventy Is I
guess closer? Eleven ninety four? You were closer? I don't know.
Go check it out, see what you're if you can be our scores at
the World Famish Rid Ryan showpage to the buzz dot com. Oh you wanted
that for your bit? All right, little Lake, All there we go.
Hey, you're in luck. It's open phones Friday. Give it up
for your friend and mine. Robbie call her number ten. Yeah, team
call her number teen. Good morning, mister, run Robbie, Robbie,
how are you? Oh? Well? I got power back on yesterday,
Chili got power back on. Alice got power on test is still out to
my knowledge, Yes she is. So you got you got to power.
You're in Dayton, right, yes, sir man. Okay, well I'm
glad you got power restored. What do you got planned? What do you
got planned for the weekend? Robbie sitting around the house drinking beer because I'm
looking for a job. Oh no, that dude, did you lose a
job? No? No, no, I work construction. You get laid
off after like six seven, eight weeks, three months work. I'm looking
for a bowler making job. I know you know people, and I know
they listened to this show. Okay, so what does a boiler maker do?
A boiler maker? It's a glorified bolt up fitter? And you are?
Are you awesome at it? Are you? Are you the best at
it? I'm pretty damn good. Yeah, I've been doing it. Say
I've been doing it longer you've been doing radio. Is there a company name
out there that would be your dream place to work? Let's start there,
perdus. I heard that, That's what I thought, so sorry, really
really not one simple company. But the best company that I probably worked for
was north Stark, but they don't pay that great gallant. I just left
out, okay, because we had six week job and I love working right
here in the Mont Bellevie area. So but if you have anyone listening to
the show, have them email you yes, and then have chili tached me
because I don't have email, because I don't have all that crap I want
if I got to do work finders feet? Are you check? Really get
Robbie a job? What does a boilermaker drink? Right? It's just is
that a shot in a beer, but just with boilermaker is involving two things.
Shot in a beer or something like that, and you get a shot.
Heather? Next up, Hi Heather, and good morning, Hey,
good morning Rod? What she got over there? What's going on with you?
Oh man? We still don't have no power in Crosby, but the
lineman has arrived yesterday. Hopefully hopefully we get the power on my dad's in
that tree service over there in Dayton. That have told you about your seven
You sent me an email this morning. This is the queen of all Rod
Ryan Show games. No big deal. She just wins everything she plays except
for Fresh out of Hair. She hasn't conquered that one yet. You said
your dad has a tree roll. Well, he said, your dad is
a tree removal service. How many jobs deep is he right now? He's
at least one hundred dogs jobs deep. And he's he's getting around everybody,
so everybody just be patient. And he's he is booked to the max,
to the point where he is only taking calls from Dayton right now because of
it. And it's it's he's he's very behind, but he's getting everybody and
he's busting his butt. He's even working on Sundays rain, rain or shine,
just not in the lightning. So everybody just kind of be patient with
him, you know what I mean. I guess the question that everybody wants
answered is do you poop and talk on the phone at the same time.
I think she does only when I'm on the phone with my husband or my
dad or something. I don't care, like a work call. You have
dominated rod Ryan Show games over the years. You've played everything, You've won
almost everything. Have you ever been on the potty while playing? Answer?
I almost. I'll take that. I will take that. Thank you very
much, man. The best of luck to you. I hope that whoever's
working in your neighborhood, I hope they get you hooked up soon. All
right, Oh yeah, yeah, thank you, all right, thank you,
have a great weekend. Drew is next up. Hi, Drew,
how are you? Hey? Rod? I am doing great, love and
I assure you I am. I assure you. I am not sitting on
the toilet. Okay, I know you can't get away from this. It's
our poll question today. Did you have anything else? Drew? Just shout
out to Houston and hope everybody's safe. I feel for the ones that don't
have a lecturesy y, and I appreciate all y'all. I'm probably one of
your older listeners. I've listened to you since you've got here. Okay,
just if you don't mind, because I always come across people that walk up
to me and they say, dude, I'm your oldest listener. I'm like,
not even close. How old are you, Drew, I'm sixty two.
You're not our oldest listener, not by a dude, by a mile.
How old is Mike Mike Jones seventies? He's in his seventies. I
think he's on the back nine. We have anybody that's one hundred that listens
to us, I don't know I don't know, but Drew, you're not
even close to our oldest listener. It's not even close, young man.
But well, yeah, but I appreciate the shout out, and we're with
you too, man, trying to be sensitive to everybody that doesn't have power
yet and all of that. You can almost feel guilty when you have,
you know, Donna is next up. Donna, Hi, guys, how
are y'all doing so great? What do you have for open phones? I
wanted to give a few shout outs if that's okay to the folks in Galason
County, Uh, Tiki Allen justcot power back. Guese and Galveston residents are
still some without power. There's an organization called Lighthouse Charities ran by John Bernolino
that does the nominal work in Galison. Him and his team are out serving
hot foods and just really make it things a little bit easier for people that
don't have, like Terricy. And also to the out of state Lineman's guys,
we really appreciate you. I know this is negative stuff in the media,
we as Galvestonians and Houston, I mean, we just appreciate you so
much for coming here, leaving your families and whatever treating y'all getting is not
from us, because we appreciate y'all. And lastly to y'all, to you
and your family, y'all have really great normalcy to the people that don't have
your ware to listen to you on iheartradios on our phones and you y'all are
about the only thing that's normal here lately. So but a big shout out.
And if you're looking for a local organization to contribute to, Lighthouse Charities
dot org and Galveston is a wonderful charity to contribute to you. And also
rod Ryan Share Care shows also as well, y'all do put on the work
as well. So thank y'all so much. Donna, that's us What a
call that is. I mean, I feel like we should just go home
now, like any out y'all have to tell me twice, Donna, that
was an amazing call. Thank you, thank you. That's another line open.
I'll do one more bank of phone calls. Open phones Friday seven one
three, two, one two five. Man, that was awesome. It's
another summer with a Ron Ryan show. Hello summer? Is this the kimi
really thick? How fun is that? Rod Ryan? I will make your
summer unforgettable. The top this is the Ron Ryan Show Days is so hot
that could boil your brain. On ninety four five, the buzz that's offspring.
Why don't you get a job. Well, we're trying to get a
job for Robbie. Call her number ten in a boiler maker or boiler maker,
cool ass sounding job? Yeah, what do you do? I boil
makers? Yeah? Hell? Just how cool it would it to be seen
to see Robbie every day at work? Guys always Hey, what's up?
Man? Cornuber ten, Corn of ten? Yeah, he's always in a
great moody. Boiler isn't need to be made here? I got it.
There must be there must be a maker that we need boils in this room
somewhere. I don't know if it's not a welder, because he's not gonna
fitter, he said, boilermaker fitter? Is that what he's in? I
don't know. It sounds like like a man would do. You're asking the
wrong person. Friday. All right, Keaton is next up on open Phones.
I got I got room for one, two, three, four five.
I'm gonna get you all on Keaton. What you got, oh,
brother Rod? I was just wondering if you would ever do a Rod Ryan
show Cares barbecue cookoff. Yeah, yeah, I just I haven't done it.
It's always okay, how much how can we monetize it? How do
we make money doing it? I don't want to put money in my pocket,
like you said, it would be for the charity. I just need
someone that It's kind of like we do the golf tournament Keaton. I have
Roger come in from Texas Adaptive Aquatics. He knows how to do it.
There's so much work involved behind the scenes that I just couldn't do it myself.
And he actually does all the work and then he does he takes the
money for his charity, so that I hire him to work the boobs Rock
golf tournaments. The only way I could do it. I couldn't do it
myself. I couldn't do Maybe, Yeah, someone that's hearing this might step
up. Just get the guys from the Houston Rodeo. I would need somebody
that would know how to coordinate and do all of that stuff. And yeah,
I just don't know personally enough about it. Are you a cooker?
I am? Yeah, all right, okay, I mean I'm open to
it. I'd come up with some ideas. A friend of mine out and
Denver did something called the fur Fish and Fowl. Okay, oh yeah,
have you ever heard of that, Keaton? I thought. I thought it
was a cool name, fur fish and fowl. That means you got to
cook three different things. Fur would be meat, you know, and then
a bird fish and then bird for the fowl. And then I also wanted
to do something, and I understood that it's happening somewhere down in Keema or
in Galveston. But you know, they make those little smoky grills here.
Yes, they're manufactured here in Houston, the old Smokeyes, old smokeyes.
Yeah. I thought if we could get them to donate twenty five grills,
everything you made for our cookoff had to be done on that old smokey or
that is it little smokey or old smoky? Yeah, actink, it's the
old smokey. Okay, that's what they're calling. So I had that idea
as well. You know, I have ideas, and it's just it's executing
them and doing them. There's less and less people here now. All I'm
doing his bitching and moaning right now, Keaton, I'd love that idea.
Set it up. Set it up for me, We'll do it. Is
the old Smokey, that's what they're called. Old Smokey. They make those.
Yeah, like those are all over the world. They make those.
They manufacture them here and well they make them, they make them not far
from here. Oh okay, there's a there's a warehouse here that makes those.
I might have to go buy and see if a couple of file off
the truck. Jason, Good morning, your next down, open phones,
Good morning, Rodney and friends. Are you all so great? Man?
How are you today? And I'm very good? Thank you for asking.
Hey, first off, do you have those line on a break? I'm
sitting in a parking lot washing the sweatballs right now, So all you people
complaining and you know you're going to get through this, I promise. And
I just wanted to tell you I've been a listener from day one since you
took over from Wilkin Darvis, and I'm gonna be honest. When you did
I was so skeptical, but man, you have kicked but and thank you.
You're one of the best things on radio and I appreciate everything you do.
Man, those are really kind words. I appreciate that Jason, I
was just talking to a friend about that recently, you know, talking to
me about twenty years. Man, the first four or five months really rough
here, man, brutally. I'm not putting that on you. It's just
like it was just different sounding. It was a different attitude, it was
a different sound. Will Penn Darvas went on to do some pretty great things.
Then there were there was the Jeff, Jeff and somebody show Steve and
Jeff or something. Maybe they were on for a couple of years before that,
Jeff, it wasn't Jeff goot no, But Jason, thank you,
man. I really appreciate that. When somebody says they've been listening to day
one, that's a long ass time to be listening to the same jerk on
the air. All right, Jason, have a great weekend. You up
through Rod Nicks. Man, You're awesome. You're awesome. Let's say hi
to Robert Roberts brother ride. What is happening, my man? My man,
Robert? What you got for us today? Hey man, listen,
I'm just staring up at a sixty five footer. I'm about to crop and
hit him with that headache. Oh you're a massive tree down baby, you're
a tree cutter. That's it, man, that's it. Chainsaw warrior from
back in the day. You know what I'm talking about. Is it a
separate Is it a completely separate industry cutting down a tree, tree removal,
and then stump grinding. Do you have to go to a different person for
that. Well, here's what I'm gonna tell you. Please, I don't
I do this. I'm a let's say, like a moonlighter tree cutter.
You know what I'm talking about, this is this is not my day job.
But I know that some people have the whole outfit, but a lot
of people just leave the stump and cut her flush. Yeah, about twenty
five holes in it? Letter rot baby. Okay, And did you guys
know that there was a it's almost a separate industry. Somebody coming out and
grinding out that stump. That's like, there's tree removing, there's stump grindleed,
well that I got to remove mine? Did all that? He did
both? Yeah, they have a machine, the machine that grinds it.
Okay. Yeah, Robert sounds like he's doing this for fun, just swinging
around on trees. Yeah, that did. I tried to send you some
pictures this morning of some Danes footage that my neighbor trapped in me yesterday.
I wanted to open those. We have an outlook problem. I'm not getting
any attachments. All the water Burger pictures. I didn't get any of that
stuff. I couldn't open them. No big deal, all right, brother
Rod. Listen, I love you guys to death. I'm gonna get up
here, crop it and shop it and I'm gonna go home and slap it
to you. Chat the baby's him. Yeah, bad way. Wow.
I almost said, why that, David? You're next up on open phones
once you got David, thank you for hanging up on those, David.
Did David just hang out? Do you don't hear that? Boom? Oh?
That? What that means? Is that? What that means? The
phone lots? Carlos, Good morning, Carlos, Brother Rod. What's up?
Brother bro? What's going on? Right? Except? What's up?
Man? Talk to me? You're on open phones. I just want to
just back up what you were talking about about the old Smokey's man, If
there's any ways that I can help, I have two old smokey and I'm
always down to thrill and chill. Man. If there's any way that I
can help. I'm in brother, Okay, okay, you're an old smokey
guy. The fact that they're made here, and I've maybe thrown out that
cast couple times on the show, just hoping that somebody works that I would
talk to Joe Smokey and say, hey, this is mister mister Smokey.
I heard Rod Ryan on the air and he's looking for a donation of twenty
five grills because I'd like to provide the grills for everybody, and then there
would be what an entrance fee, and that's how he would raise money and
then partner up with the Old Smoky Company. I think a lot of people
are learning that they're made here. Most people didn't know that they were made
here in Houston, Texas. Yeah. I know it's smoky, but I
don't think it's mister smoky. Yeah. No, that's your weak guy.
Yeah yeah, that's your week got you know what? But I was thinking
about it. We would have to see if a charcoal company would sponsor us
too, because I mean, you would have to provide the charcoal for it.
Yeah, you know, so that's one thing. Mister Kingsford's listening.
Yeah, what's up, David? David reap this up for us man,
open phones. What you got hey, Rod and crew? How y'all doing.
I hopey'all are doing good? So great, so great. Last week
y'all were talking about the best rated drinks in the state in the United States
with with this hurricane happening. Whatever I want to throw y'all a little bit
of ingredients to make I would think a better drink than what y'all were having.
Okay, friend, Frangelico vodka, equal parts sugar, the rim sugar,
a slice of lemon. You lick drink and shoot, you can thank
me later, all right, David, we were talking about a drink there.
Yeah, I mean this is that you licked this. I'm like,
whoa, I new role on the show. If you give a drink recipe
out, you have to come down here and make it for us, you
know, Like, dude, why aren't you here like whipping one of those
up? Okay, that would be a great, great segment on the show.
Yeah all right, yeah our vote shocker shocker, you guys want to
segment where we drink on the air more. I almost brought to today for
us to try listen. Ho to copy. You don't get paid to drink
on the air. Yeah, I know, it's research. It's show prefect
research. We're giving away Imagine Dragon's tickets, Chili. These are sold out.
Yeah, imamagin dragon is Yeah, you know, September sixth, sold
out show tickets. We're going to ask you a question. Are you doing
all of Tessa's work today? Are you gonna come up with a question?
Yeah, okay, I the question. Alex will have a question on the
flip of this break to win those tickets, and then we'll put you.
We'll send you off on the weekend Rock and Alternative Ryan Morning Show six Many
four or five The Boys, Welcome back, Rod Ryan Show. Okay,
everything's fine with Tessa. I'm sorry, I've just been kind of rolling with
the whole show. But everything's fine with Tessa. She just needed an extra
day off. We are on vacation next week. Yeah, okay, I
know, our test vacation of the year. Yeah, right, not what
it is. She had a wedding or something last night to go to to
attend. Not her wedding. To my knowledge, it wasn't her wedding.
If she is, I don't know, I would be hurt. I don't
think she's doing that just yet, there's worth coming to an ant get married?
Yeah, it almost ended when I got married. All right, we're
giving away Imagine Dragons sold out tickets for their show at the Woodland September sixth,
Alex know the show? Yeah, what's the question? I wanted to
give a little love to the fourth member of our team today, Bobby Jokes.
Yeah, we talked to him a little bit today. What is one
thing that Bobby Jokes has never done that we talked about on the show today.
It's funny to me. Yeah, he's very funny to me. Technically
he's a sixth memory said seven three two one two for sold out Imagine Dragons
tickets. Do you know the show? The Right Ryan Show celebrating twenty years
on ninety four five The Buzz A Right, ninety four five The Buzz,
Good Morning, Rod Ryan Show's the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Danny California.
Okay, we got to wrap up this show. Let's get into it now.
Time four I know the show on ninety four five The Buzz, Good
morning. Who's this? This is Emmanuel? How you doing wrong? I'm
doing great? Emmanuel. Good to have you on today. Let's close out
strong here, Alex, what's your question? I know the show, Emmanuel.
What is one thing that our super producer Bobby Jokes today has never done
that we talked about on the show. He has never gone fishing. Yeah,
and you know that's me making a judgment call. I'm like, I
asked him because he didn't look like he'd been fishing. He gives off,
I've never been fishing, vibe. It's weird And I was right on that.
Yeah, she said, yeah, absolutely, never been fishing. Emmanuel.
You've been fishing countless times. Right, you can't even care. Absolutely,
you gotta do it, you know, I know Alex said that he
just doesn't see the appeal being out there for hours. But you just go
out there, you know, cast your line out. And I mean I
remember I'd be out there with three four hours and it seems like thirty forty
minutes. Yeah, what is it? A bad day of fishing is better
than a good day at work? Is that the same? Oh? Hell
you did? I just make that up? Get right over by a car?
Yeah, also, been a bad day of fishing better than getting bitched
out by your wife all day? All right? Phills Now that when I
made it, man that's corporate imagine Dragons sold out show September sixth. You're
in a manual. Thank you man. Wait to close out strong today?
Can't wait? Love the band, have a great weekend. Dude. All
right, okay, we gotta go his hand. I'm ready for I could
have used a little more cow bell. You're gonna want that cow bell.
I gotta have more cow bell. Baby. I got a fever on it,
and the only prescription is small cow bell. Kay Hey, way back
back, back back in Homeroom Andrew Slow Fast Andrew. He was slow and
fast in the same game Crazy Magic. Does he do it on purpose because
he wants to keep the name? Or is he just is he just slow
and fast? It's weird. Uh, he's going to play with us on
Monday when we come back. We are on vacation next week. Thank you
Specs for providing the beers yet again. I got more people that want to
do a barbecue cookoff now, I mean there's a lot of there's a lot
of that in this city. I don't know, could we do it as
good? I mean, I don't want to do anything. I don't want
to half a it. I got a little kids in the room. I
don't want to half a Bobby jokes. Great job today, Uh, surely.
Great job on the sports today. Wow, thank you, Alex.
Great job on Tessa's job today, thank you. Yeah. Great? All
right, open phoners. You guys always do a great job. You guys
are the pros our pole question. We're talking about pooping and talking on the
phone. Sorry. Kids, there's a bunch of kids in here. People
do it right. Poop is poop, people poop. It's not weird.
Do you talk on the phone while on the toilet? Eight percent of our
audience, yes, often sometimes fifty one percent of our audience. Absolutely.
No. No, I'm not talking about scrolling and looking at videos. I'm
talking about talking on the phone while you're on the pod, shitt and chatting.
I didn't say what I said kitting and chatting. Holy crap. I'm
like, jeez, my heart just stopped. Almost made it the whole week.
Yeah, all right, that's our pole question, lineman. The people
that spot the babble of the crappy lines. Everybody involved in restoring power,
everybody restoring Internet and TV and all of that stuff. People that are listening
on the old school radios without the power and trying to just like make things
feel normal. Then that's then we're doing our job. So thank you for
that. You got a new past the gravy up this week. Yeah,
we were wearing at Bobby Joke's house, so check it out. That's awesome.
Did I mention we're gonna be off next week so we don't catch you
off guard, But we're scheduling. I'm scheduling stuff right now. Alex is
working on it. You're not even gonna know. Also, make shout out
to all the out of town people coming to help, like the police officers
that are coming in work for us. Help you. Thank y'all so much.
And hey, everybody be safe mine, you know, just be safe.
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