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This is a downbeat on ninety seven
to one, the freak gun. Nothing

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can stop me. I'm all away
up, all away up, I'm all

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away up, I'm all away up. Nothing could stop me. I'm all

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away shot. What's walk showing?
What's what you need? One game?

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Win? Never leave, never leave
counting, Good morning, seven thirty five.

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It's a downbeat. We're six to
ten am right here on ninety seven.

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Won a free Kevin Turner downy Balis, Mike's Roy kJ Jackson, the

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glue guns holding this thing in one
piece? Uh, what are we doing

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at eight? I know we got
a little downbeat duel. Everybody's sucking down

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candy today. It's gonna be like
a ten minute war between you two over

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candy downbeat dual sugar rush. Yeah, and I think right before that,

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the idiots no that we'll take the
caller who's the most hyped up about tonight?

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I mean they got something the most
hyped up about tonight. We have

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some college basketball tickets for them.
Well, she got to them hype.

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You gotta give it to us,
you know, yeah, Bendu's over what

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Yeah? Do you like nine hours
of college basketball? Because we have that.

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You don't have to go to all
three games. Yeah, you do,

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and and they don't take three hours. College basketball games are a good,

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healthy, one hour and fifty.
You have to go to every minute

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of this thing, all right,
call in. No one's that screaming hyped

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up at this time in the morning, like they're fired up, and they

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woke up. It was nice to
wake up. I did. I woke

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up right when the feet were hitting
the ground. The first thing I thought

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is the Rangers could win the World
Series tonight. You're one game away.

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And that's a cool thing to wake
up to. That's fun. That's odd,

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and I'm happy. I'm happy for
you guys. I've look. I

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can go off on a speech about
how honored I am by the people of

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Texas and the people of the Metroplex
that have treated me very well. Someone

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have moved here in like oh six
and I couldn't believe I lived in Texas.

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It's just a weird sentence to say. Like I know, for y'all,

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it's just the most common thing in
the world. But I was,

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like, it took me years.
Like I would joke to my ex wife

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at the times, like, hey, we're Texans, and we'd kind of

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laugh like, yeah, okay,
that just sounds stupid as you put your

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horse back at the barn. Yeah, we're Texans. I live in Texas.

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Brisk horse ride and that would heelp
you, you know, when you

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go visit friends whatever. I live
in Texas. It's just a weird sentence.

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It's odd that you It doesn't register
for you, guys, And it

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was odd for a few years,
but then you're since nineteen seventy nine,

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and I still feel that way sometimes, yeah, yeah, And I don't

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mean because it necessarily even the stereotype
and probably is rooted in that and what

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Texas is to the nation, that
sort of thing. But it was just

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an odd thing. But then after
years and then yes, working at the

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ticket and people embracing you, realizing
how good folk around here are, and

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then that turns into rather than an
odd statement, a proud statement, you

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know. And I'm happy. I'm
this is home, this is my home,

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and I'm a damn Texan Jesus.
And in that time, all the

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people as good as they've been to
me. That's why I say, even

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if I leave here and we all
get canned and I move somewhere, I

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will just love this time. I
spent here because of how good the people

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of this area been to me,
and for all that reason, I am

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fighting alongside you all tonight because since
I've been here, it's been what one

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championship, and that was the MAVs, and I cried and my brother worked

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for the team at the time,
and that is, without question, my

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favorite basketball team. But there hasn't
been too many popping a bottles and celebrations,

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and as big as sports fans as
y'all are around here, you deserve

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it. And I stand ready to
fight beside you this evening. Thank you

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a little boy from South Florida.
You've won my heart. Well that's all

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fair and good, but if you
really cared, you'd go support the three

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college basketball teams from Texas on December
sixteenth the Dickie's Arena. And when I

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say I'll fight beside you, I
don't mean like you guys talk strategy back

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there and you send me up like
front front lines. I kind of mean

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middle back of the fight, kind
of where the brain trust is, emotional

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support. More of a distance fighter
too, sniper archery. Think think long

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range, don't think front. It
would be that's pretty you were a frontline

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because that would not be the best
way to use your skills. Yeah,

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exactly, it'd be a poor strategy. You real Texans can get right up

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front. You know, with clubs, you don't want to steal any valor.

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We don't. I don't want to
steal any valor. I want you

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guys to have all the valor.
I'll be back in the near back.

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I'll be fighting. You'll be in
the blue tint. I'll be in the

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blue tint right at to fight if
called upon. But for all those reasons,

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I'm psyched for you guys, and
tonight has the potential to be a

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night you've waited your whole lives for. And I think that's efing awesome.

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It's the longest current, longest tenured
baseball team that hasn't won a World Series,

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I know, and never has.
Isn't that correct? You may show

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that graphic last night that just thinks
there is the Senators in nineteen sixty one

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counting there. Yeah yeah, but
even yeah, you can count that.

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I think you have to count that
if you're talking about longest, longest runs

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without a chance, I mean,
it's us, the Mariners, the Brewers,

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and the Rocky Now in the Rockies
or Padres. Is like seven or

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eight teams. Rockies won one.
I think, well they show No they

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didn't. That have never wait won
lost to Boston. Yep, they have

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never won. Went Tampa Bay's never
won one. Those are Larry Walker teams.

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I don't think Seattles. Seattle's never
won one. Seattle's never won.

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And you said San Diego Padres have
never won? Thought Tampa Bay won one?

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Nope? Did they? I don't
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Padre's Rockies, Rangers raised Brewers Brewers, that's right? And the Mariners.

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And when were the Brewers their first
year as the Brewers? The Mariners has

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never even been to one. The
Brewers, I don't know. Man tonight

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tonight and Frank Howard don't be around
to see it. Yeah, see that

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it was his time. I thought
it was an interesting stat that he at

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the last home run as a Senator
in the first home run as a Ranger.

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That's crazy. How old was he? Eighty seven? I don't know

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very players age. My good friend
Jose Travino, who now plays for the

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Yankees, told me that his goal
was to play to catch the last game

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at the ballpark in Arlington and catch
the first game at Globe black Field.

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I think they made some roster decisions. I don't think he was that the

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Milwaukee Brewers were established in sixty nine. Well cool, I don't. I

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mean, the Rangers are seventy two
to me. Yeah, but they were

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a team that moved. It was
it's the same team they moved from Washington.

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Well, the Baltimore Colts and are
the same thing. They just changed

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their names. Yeah, but I'm
talking about the heritage. The lineage of

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the team goes that far back.
I think Milwaukee was a unique team that

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was established in nineteen sixty nine.
Is it the lineage of the Ravens the

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Browns? I don't know, Man, it doesn't matter. Texter Man says,

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my heart may actually stop if this
happens. I was born in ninety

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two. My family had Ranger season
tickets most of my life. One World

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Series will make all the August Day
game heat strokes worth. It bleed for

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the Rangers and always will. You
know you don't have to get a heat

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stroke, you can. I mean, once you start feeling dizzy and dehydrated,

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you should definitely go home. I
don't go that far. I'm just

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too late get ahead of it.
They to go back to this. No,

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you definitely count your prior team.
It's the same team. The Rangers

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weren't an expansion team. They were
the Washington Senators, established in sixty one,

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moved to the Texas and I believe
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I start counting. I don't care
about Washing because Milwaukee I don't know.

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You probably knew this, but they
were founded as the Seattle Pilots sixty nine

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played one year there, relocated to
Milwaukee Hot a year later. I mean,

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so if we're talking about Oklahoma City
thunder championships, do we count the

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Seattle SuperSonics. There is that.
You see where I have an issue or

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I'm having a problem here. You
don't think Quebec fans of the Nordeaks are

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celebrating Colorado Avalanche titles. I don't. I don't either, So you see

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what I'm saying. Now, that's
for them. It doesn't matter what are

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we arguing. It's not like the
team doesn't. We're just talking about the

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logistics of the longest run. So
Washington is not celebrating a potential Texas Rangers

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win. No, of course they're
not. But as far as they franchise,

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as far as the advent of the
franchise when they were established until now.

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The Rangers have existed as a franchise
the longest of any League Baseball team

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without winning. I'm not fighting you
on that. Yeah, but Milwaukee's been

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the Brewers since nineteen seventy, but
they existed a year before. So what

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I'm saying is the Rangers would be
the second if it was just the current

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incarnation of what they are. I'm
not fighting you on the specific technic technicalities

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of it. This is very much
the Kermit. Was he a Muppet or

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was he on Sesame Street Conversation?
It was both. He's known to the

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world as being a Muppet. He
is a Muppet and gained fame and notoriety

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and infamy as a member of the
Sesame st Test on the Muppets. Yeah,

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later in life. We'll deal with
that later. No, we won't.

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We're not going back to that.
Well, my story is right time

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for him. Guys, go ahead
and think about pizza or something. I

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don't know. Do your stories hit
the themes? Have some fun cuttle bud,

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let's go. Well, the stories
aren't even important, is it tonight?

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You're right, he played baseball,
Luca plays tonight. MAVs. Can't

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get a word word in edgewise.
On the Home of the MAVs. Luca

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even tweeted said, go Rangers.
Sorry, Dirk and I won't be there.

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Don't worry because I guess they're over. Yeah. In the press conference

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of the night he was, he
was like, well, Dirk was there.

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He's a bum on Dirk. Luca
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He's funny. Yeah, he can't
be funny sometimes. And it's weird

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that they're ten and zero on the
road and that's the longest road wind streak

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and franchise history. It's unbelievable regular
season any right in that wild It's incredible.

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It's crazy. It's crazy why I'm
always amazed and granted a lot of

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these quote unquote records that they're showing
for playoffs slash World Series are kind of

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maybe more modern, analytics based second
level records, but it seems like every

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game one of the two teams is
claiming some new World Series record. Well

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that's because you get these nerds out
there who can find a stat for anything.

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Man. As you just said,
and as Lucas said, I think

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maybe there's too many stats. You
guys do your own yards lawn care?

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Hell no, what Danny typically?
No, I'll do maintenance between The guy

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comes every two weeks, and I've
got one, like I've told you,

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those analog push mowers with the little
cylindrical blade. I'll hit that if it

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gets crazy in between mos. But
no, can I tell you my setup

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that I think you might find relatively
interesting? So I hired a dude.

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I don't want to use names necessarily, this might be people you know.

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And he was moving to town and
he did yards, right, So I

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paid him for the whole year,
and he was like figuring out how to

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move here. So he in his
stead, he would have our friend Chad,

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who you guys have met, come
over to my house and cut my

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lawn, right, m h like
because he wasn't here yet with all his

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equipment, but he was here a
little bit. He did it and put

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some sprinklers in. Then he would
go back and then Chad would kind of

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fill in the gaps and do my
lawn. So the first guy sort of

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disappeared, right he like it?
No, Well, I hope not actually,

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And it's someone you know on Twitter
and stuff. I don't want to

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really get into him. My god, sports geyser, it's not sports geyser.

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The lawyer doing my yard, but
he sort of disappeared. He's lawyer.

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And then Moore Chad his friend who's
our friend, my friend, sweet

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dude, you know Chad. I
don't want to say his last name for

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whatever reason, but he kept coming
to do my yard and then one day

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he was like, dude, the
other guy kind of just ghosted and He's

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like, I haven't been paid anything
to do your yard for a while,

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because I already prepaid the other day
for a year. And I'm like,

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what, no, dude, and
I want and I paid him whatever.

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So anyway, Chad, this guy
who lives like by roller Town Brewery and

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has a regular job, he does
no other yard work other than to drive

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down to Dallas just to do my
would you put him out of his misery

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so he doesn't need the thirty five
dollars that badly that but it's not you're

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paying more than thirty bucks to get
your yard. Mode better be paying his

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gas money, No, kidd,
God, isn't that an odd scenario.

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He's not like a professional, but
I asked him and he's like, no,

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I love doing this. You think
now you let him come in?

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You give him beer a pring,
Yeah, I give him beer. I

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give him Topo Chico watch you gave
him or two together? Doing your yard

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is his connection to being able to
be connected to a radio star. So

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he gets a free Dallas Observer subscription
with that. No, he just gets

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to hang out with the great Mike
Siroy. So he's willing to lose money

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in this endeavor. I got nothing
going on later. If you watch the

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game, gas is only seven dollars
a gallon. But yeah, I'll be

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happy to come down and mow your
yard for six cents. Sure, man,

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Yeah, I take it back.
Oh you a nice guy. He's

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all you know him. He's like
a legit. I'm friend. I want

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to be friends with Chad. Chad, you're getting hosed. It ain't worth

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it. It's probably not worth him
to him. Okay, I'll send Pablo

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over. Do you have Pablo.
Yeah, Pablo's great. Okay. Well,

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Dallas County is one of the nations
knowing less, no problem all.

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Dallas County is one of the nation's
worst when it comes to pollution as a

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whole. One big problem is gas
powered lawnmowers, and this has been discussed

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a little bit the past few months, but there's some more that came out

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this week. Lawnmower's, leaf blowers, other lawn of equipment generates this pollutant

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that's known as they're calling it a
fine particulates, which is interesting. It's

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a two stroke motor, two stroke
engine. Man, there's no catalytic converter

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on that thing, well, no
emissions control, creates these minuscule flex of

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pollution that gets lodged in your lungs. It can stick to your blood and

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then basically it's been blood Yeah,
it's been linked to heart attacks and strokes

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and asmen, all this stuff.
A report came out this week by three

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big environmental groups. It is the
gas powered lawn equipment emitted the fifth highest

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total in the United States in Dallas
County, Tarrett County twentieth, Collin County

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thirty fifth. So we have a
problems with gas powered ones. So a

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lot of people are like, well, what do you do, I'm going

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electric? You know, it's it's
kind of a topic of conversation with automobile

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industry, but not so much with
gas powered lawn care. And two,

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it was discussed a few months ago
that the city of Dallas was considering and

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in two years forcing people. You
would be fined if you were caught with

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a gas powered line equipment, which
would be very easy to find you because

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it's loud, and electrical powered line
equipment is not loud. The studies authors

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urged and moved to electric powered line
equipment in Dallas. They said, it's

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cleaner, it's quieter. In the
long run, it'll be cheaper than this

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fossil fuel powered equipment. The guy
who wrote the article said, it's pretty

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sure that we've been tolerating so much
harmful pollution and noise from cutting grass,

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and basically they're trying to get this
to stop. But Dallas came in last

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this is two months ago. I
believe this three months ago over the summer,

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and they basically said, Nope,
you can't do that. You can't

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start telling people what they can and
can't do when it comes to cut their

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lawn. That there's gonna be a
grace period where you're allowed to go out

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and buy your own electrical, you
know, powered lawnmower. They were going

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to offer a seven hundred and fifty
thousand dollars rebate program into the city to

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help people. The city is also
trying to put a ban on gas power

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lawnmowers like with the city equipment,
but then they backed off again because Texas

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legislators came in and they're like,
no, you can't do that. So

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basically, noisy, more expensive over
a long time and puts out pollutants that

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will kill you. Let's go with
that instead of the other thing. I

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again, I am not talking about
cars, so it'll be clear. Okay,

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it feels like we should just move
on from the stuff that's killing us

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and is louder and is more expensive
over time. You need to get ready

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to start doing your own lawn because
the thing is with getting these laws service

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equipments that do multiple jobs in a
day. The benefit of the gas engine

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is the portability of it. You
know, you're not going to be able

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to carry around an electric mower and
have a battery life that's going to last

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all day to do all these jobs. Do you have anything they're not as

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powerful? Yeah? How good are
they? If they're fine? If it's

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just for your house, can you
on one charge do your whole lawn?

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Yeah, depending on how big you
are. Yeah, for yours of mine.

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Yes, absolutely, most people,
yes, absolutely, probably even big

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one. I even looked into getting
one, just doing my yard myself,

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getting an electric mower. I mean
they're more expensive, but you're not paying

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for gas. No you don't have
the lifespan of ten years or whatever.

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No you're not. If you get
one, you put my house in your

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rotation. Okay, jeez, Yeah, we'll be friends and then we cut.

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We're doing a favor for Chad.
Yeah, cup Chad. He doesn't

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have to drive from roller Town once
a week. I don't once he lose

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his ass. I'm doing the Siroy
Serroy Manner landscaping boy. And there's some

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doodoo patties. He has some maneuver
too. I get a little behind on

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those. That's the part, because
I would that's I just I don't mind

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the labor of doing it. It's
but I don't have any equipment. Like

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to even start with the equipment I
need, I'd have to spend so much

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money and then storage. I don't
have a shed. This is what I

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have to do. I need to
build a shed, and I need to

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have Chad come to my house and
build a shed. Can he build a

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shed? I'm sure he can.
He's got very strong forearms. He looks

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like he gets your she shed.
Yeah, get my own she shed where

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I put on my lawn equipment.
Well, I'm gonna build a shed.

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I'm gonna buy a crappy shed.
And there's gonna be wasp and spiders in

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there. I'm gonna be creeped out. I'm not gonna go in there.

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There's a wasp story where this guy
was boxing and he swallowed a wasp.

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It's stung him on the mouth.
Is that story you have or is that

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just gonna get to it when you
ran out of time? Well, I

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have a weight champion, you know, hear about it? Next two birthdays.

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Then I've already DoD birthdays. We
did him an hour ago. And

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you remember all this story about the
guy who swallowed the wash. Next and

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