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Handsome, Oh the tunes, ohoys, Oh my goodness, thank you to

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everyone. We we had to do
a lot of legality stuff because the fans.

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There was a thing on Extra Life
where it said, if you got

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us to a certain money geek first
my brother, his friends, we'd come

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back. It was five hundred thousand
dollars. Yeah, he raised big support.

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We're big spenders. But we also
offered to come over on the stream

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like in person, and didn't.
They didn't respond to any text. He

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didn't. I don't know where my
brother lives anymore. I used to podcast

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from his basement. I haven't seen
him in almost six years now. He

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guy's a coward, I'll tell you
that. Yeah, he's a coward.

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One time I saw him at a
coffee shop and he didn't tip. When

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I'm at a coffee shop, I
tip at least twice the cost of the

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coffee. That sounds just like Dras. I was listening to one of there

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episodes where he didn't tip. What
a coward? What a like? He

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said? Cow or a coward with
a double double w's and a capital CEO

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capitol W double C. The second
W is not capital though, But yeah,

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either way, we're here. This
is hunk a hunk of news.

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We started this years ago. I
pitched to my brother Tress. Now I'm

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Michael Snail the second, and I'm
joined by I'm Josh gad Baby. Yeah,

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Josh gad Man. It's good to
be back here. We now we

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have to be outside. We can't
be in the steel because you're still under

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house arrests. That's correct. I'm
currently locked in the room that I'm in.

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Every two to three days, I'm
given a bowl of pecans and some

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unpopped popcorn kernels and that's kind of
what I'm being fed. So it's pretty

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rough. And I'm hoping that since
this is a podcast that is on the

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internet, maybe I can be saved
by some listeners paid to bring us back

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in the first place. But yeah, I have been locked up. It's

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not been good. But you know
what I'm doing good. I'm trying to

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thrive within my environment. I feel
like I've become a bit enlightened. I've

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watched a lot of DC movies,
I've read a lot of comics, and

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I'm the same old Josh that you
know in love or just locked in a

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house. But how about you,
Michael, we haven't we haven't talked in

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a few weeks because they try and
silence us. They tap our phones,

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they disconnect our internet, all these
kind of things. They try and keep

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us apart, but they can't keep
us apart. Yeah, I'm on a

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family pan for the phones, and
my brother's always like, you gotta play

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your pay your subscription, or you
won't let on the phone. I don't

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think that's right. It's a family
plan. That doesn't mean I have to

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pay. I think that's just like
the family pays. But so be it.

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But we figured it out. Yeah, I've just been It's been great

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because much like I was back five
years agoing into their last episode, still

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watching Zack Snyder's Justice League, and
I'm so happy it's out there for the

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world. I think that's the main
reason, other than the legality stuff,

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than us both going to prison for
different reasons. Other than those specific reasons,

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I think why this show ended is
because finally the cut came out.

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We'd been saying for years it was
real, it was true, it was

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the best thing ever, and it
came out and it just blew off the

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doors. And I've those fucking spineless
Geek First members. Yeah, they review

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it and they said it was good. You know what after all these times

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they oh yeah, they always come
crawling back, sold always come back.

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They sold out. They knew we
would have done that first, and there

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would have been a bunch of people
saying, hey, uh, make the

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show honk a honker verse no more
geek first. But they they didn't want

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that, Like you said, they
it's so good for Seo, Like what

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does that even mean? Is that
some sort of stupid Marvel character. Yeah,

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and they didn't even spell a word, you know, like they're they're

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throwing these things out here. That's
not a word, se O. No,

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see you, No, that's no
word. No. So I've just

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been doing that. I've been painting
lots lots of pictures of Zach Daddy,

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lots of pictures of the movie.
What I've been doing now is I have

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thousand currently but soon to be millions. I have the you know, Zackson

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just like long movie, great movie. I pause each frame, make a

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painting, even if there's just a
second, like just even if like a

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finger is up like this. Let
me let me guess. These go at

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auction for big, big, big
dollars. They a couple have, but

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not yet because I want to sell
a complete set. I want to sell

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all one million point two of them
together. So what I do is,

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even if someone's finger is just a
slightly twitched, I paint over. Okay,

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every we're talking watercolor, we're talking
finger painting. What's the art style?

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Toe painting? Toe? Wow?
Just once again just cracking the mold

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of what people expect, much like
Zach, you know, just like he's

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cracking them all trying to be like
Zach? Is that so hard to ask?

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Just like just like over at Netflix, all those Rebel Moon movies on

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love of those every good, the
character development, the world building, some

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of the best CGI other than of
course Justice League and that Mustache CGI.

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But and I just oh yeah,
the mustache j and I've seen I've seen

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those RRA cuts all there's a lot
of have action in there. The action

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is have you been over to Zach's
recently? How's he doing? Since I've

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been locked up, it's been hard
to contact him and the restraining order.

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But like, other than that,
I'm just curious how he's doing. He's

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been to my place because I can't. I can't go sixty feet by his

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house, Not because of him,
he just has a neighbor that doesn't like

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me hanging around. Oh yeah,
old old Gregy there, old Greg there.

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I pitched us living together just so
I canna be close to Zach and

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he didn't like that. He uh, he didn't. No, no.

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I just after my brother moved,
I was like, well, I need

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a new basement. And I was
at Zach's place and also I can't basement.

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It's hard to come by. Yeah, in this economy, I can't

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live with Zach. He's an artist, so he used to do his own

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thing, right, So I was
like, but I'll live close to you.

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So I was just hanging out on
this guy's base. He was on

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vacation. Old Greggy there. Yeah, and then they got back. He's

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like, what's going on, Well
here, it's my house, and I

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thought it's perfectly fine. I showed
him onn Kunker news. Uh you said

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you never heard. You showed him
the discography, You showed them the episodes.

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Oh, I showed them all of
them. Yeah. I didn't get

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to all of them because the police
car took me away as well, and

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I requested to go to the same
person. You were going just just just

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stay to the world. How things
have changed in the years that we've been

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locked up. Oh I know.
I requested to go to the same prison

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that you went to, but they
couldn't find your name, so that was

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unfortunate. Yeah, I mean it
changes. I don't like to stay the

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same. I liked I'm like a
butterfly. I got a metamorphosis size,

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you know what I mean. I
gave them all your names and they they

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wouldn't help me at all. Yeah. So yeah, so it's been a

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tough couple five years. You know, A couple five, a couple couple

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fives, a couple of fives.
It feels like that. But at least

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I got the Zack Snyder Justice League
cut. I can watch that all day

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long because there's nothing much coming great. Nyako's Marvel again. Another thing I

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listened, I don't know, a
couple weeks ago or something. I don't

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know. Times irrelevant when I'm painting, but I heard like their echoes review

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it's echoes like echoes. Yeah yeah, yeah, Like the title of the

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show is like it's like the echo. It's like the word five time echoes

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echoes Like oh yeah, yeah,
Marvels think they're tricky. I don't know

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what they're doing. But it does
makes sense between that. I've heard a

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couple of things because I have been
trying. I keep trying to get in

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their discord. They keep walking me, they keep putting me away, they

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let me in. I once got
in there for about three hours before they

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ratted me out and kicked me out
again. Oh my goodness. Yeah,

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it's just those people need to know
what degenerous these hosts are, you know.

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It's just it's just crazy. One
time I went under there under the

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moniker of us Clagen and that one's
still working though, that one's still working.

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Okay, that's all reliable. Yeah, that's reliable. They have to

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try that out. I gotta ask
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I wake up every day at three
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then then I start my day,
and then I have a three nap and

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then I continue my day, and
then before I go to bed every night,

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once again, I watch it again, and actually sometimes I watch it

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in reverse, and then it kind
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Snyder goodness. I'm kind of just
smothered in a Snider soundwich every single day

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of my life. Is that what
you do? Or how do you watch

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absolutely only differences. I have it
on while I'm sleeping as well. Then

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I can dream. I can dream
in the movies are also in my dream

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sometimes I'm in the movie. Yeah, and all those deleted scenes, I

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like to watch those every day too, because once again these studios, even

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though they let him have his cut, they still hold back all these amazing

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scenes. Green lantern one, where
you think green lantern one, the blue

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beetle one would blue beetle and green
lantern fight, and just the colors mixed

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and it just makes this whole this
color you've never seen before. They cut

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it from the movie. They said, just the human eye can't conceive of

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how good what they're seeing is.
They fight in the color that comes out

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as gray. Much like Zach always
loves, you know, he loves he

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loves gray, he loves his slow
mo he loves his gray. Yeah,

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go into those great dialogue like Marvel. Yeah, And that's what I was

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gonna say about Marvel. Between that
and I listened to their MN review.

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They've been lately doing these casts about
how what's wrong Marvel Marvels phone, they're

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phoning it in, they should call
it And they're almost at ten years that's

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enough. Everyone, everyone, every
day they're subscribed to Geek first, they

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had no vocation. They're like,
that's enough. You've done enough, you

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know you you know, they saw
the movie, like that's enough. They've

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seen the games. That's enough.
You guys are taking up too far.

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We don't want all this stuff.
But anyways, we were hating on Marvels

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years ago. We even after Endgame, we saw all look at the right

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on the wall, gonna be just
the end, yeah, end of their

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game. It's like the biggest movie
all time. That doesn't matter. We

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know that all those tickets were bought, the reviews were paid for, and

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now look what happened. Marvel's starting
around hat money. They can't pay off

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the critics like Geek first, they
can't buy those fake tickets to get the

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box office uff, like look at
the Marvels. How'd it go from a

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billion to and nothing to a five
dollars box office? So for years we

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were saying it's gonna suck. And
now I see narratives like oh, Deadpool

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movie and gonna say the MC you
gonna be tell me what you thought about

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that trailer there? Because that that
to me, really I could not screw

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Louise my eyes for a few days, which I hate because I couldn't watch

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Zach's Justice League once my eyes are
hurt like that, your toes are agile,

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but when you do your toe painting, you still gonna be able to

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see what you're doing. Right.
I want to get it right because I

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couldn't pack Snyder. We don't.
You can't have fast anything. You gotta

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go. You gotta go full till
boogie on it. So couldn't You can't.

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Yeah, the thing is they they're
running out of ideas at this point.

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Okay, they've been doing all these
movies. They've just like and then

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what do they do? Oh bring
back Hugh Jackmans kill this guy off?

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Like what is this is such a
this is such bullshit, Like just on

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the Fox movies that were so much
better, right, like all those like

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Apocalypse start. Those leather suits were
some of the best costume design even I

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have to admit that. But then
they just they changed all these designs.

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They're all really ugly and gross and
like they're colorful. Look at Zach with

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all that gray. This was a
nice about those black other suits, all

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these colors, and now they're like, oh, We're gonna put a mask

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on wolvering me so cool. That's
some loser stuff, you know, who

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wears masks and like the claws come
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that even mean? Like what is
that? How am I supposed to connect

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with that? Am I supposed to
feel like I can relate to this character?

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Like it doesn't even make sense?
Like Aquaman? Obviously that's the ideal

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male body, and so that's the
kind of thing that I can really get

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behind as someone who really cares about
my my body and my shape. Cyborg

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for me, I want to be
like that one. Yeah, just a

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half slip face and the rest of
me body so I can paint faster.

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That's the good stuff right there.
So so I this movie is gonna suck.

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It's gonna bomb at the box office. Obviously, of course the last

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Marvel movie that they ever release.
Yeah, I don't they're gonna cancel at

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all. They're gonna realize, hey, we've made a mistake. Hopefully us

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coming back. This is gonna trend
and they're gonna be like those guys there,

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we should the into them. Decades
ago, we pitched so much stuff

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to Marvel to try and save them
and they didn't listen. They're bring back

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Ryan Renolds, who they think everyone
thinks he's so funny. Not funny at

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all. He's all his jokes are
from joker books. Yeah, like it's

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just overloaded, diluted whatever he is, he's get away looted. I would

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say, overloaded is a good Yeah, the good descriptor that you had there.

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He was in a movie called Free
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you know, free me from from
these shackles. Yeah, that was the

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thing I would I've watched this trailer
on my own, of course, not

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but in my locked up in my
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you this uh you know, buttered
bread roll if you watch this trailer,

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And so I had to watch it, and they even put toothpicks in my

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eyes, my eyes open. Otherwise
I would have looked away. But that's

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how you know how bad Marvel is. They're using that to try and torture

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criminals. Now they're using that and
which you're not criminal, you're falsely,

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falsely accused. It was false Yeah, same thing as me. I didn't

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actually take that guy's basement. It
was a green squatter's rights. You were

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you meant you were supposed to be
there, he was, absolutely. Yeah,

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just because I broke in through the
window because I forgot my key doesn't

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mean it was against the law.
It just happened that windows are meant to

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be broken, or else it would
be a wall, obviously, exactly.

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Yeah. You don't make glass not
expecting it to break. Like what,

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it's the most fragile thing on the
earth. Yeah, let me build like

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the in my house, Like it
doesn't make any sense in my new place,

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no windows, because there's no glass
here. Why would I put a

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breakable thing. Look at this room, not a single window in and I've

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never never felt better. Yeah,
I could show this room, but I

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can't because I'm in another person's basement. I think that's one of your paintings

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behind you though, right, Yeah, absolutely, yeah. I just they're

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gonna I can't believe you did that
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They're gonna love it. I haven't
told them yet, but they're gonna

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come back from the trip and they're
gonna see the basement just a full mural

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of the Justice League movie basement flooded
with murals. That's that's what they're gonna

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thank me. They're gonna say,
oh, my goodness, why didn't we

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do the sooner? Could you do
my parents' house? It's gonna be.

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It's gonna be before sooner or later, you're gonna see every house with the

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Zach Snyder Justice League merrill and it's
gonna be. It's smart that you're wearing

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a helmet because these people they're so
aggressive and the way they come at you.

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And Travis is like, yeah,
he's like he's like he's into like

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wrestling and stuff and like big arms
and stuff and just it's just like weird.

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It's like it's just pain. It's
just people have hurt. Yeah,

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he just does that. It's a
self confidence thing. He knows he's never

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gonna look as good as any of
those people, so he just I've seen

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him before. He just sits there
and cries during the whole time. Yeah,

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it's more of a punishment thing.
I don't know who could watch.

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Its fake? It's fake. Yeah, it's fake. What does you understand

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that I've watched real stuff? Batman, Superman, those are real guys,

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are real inspirations. Rests aren't inspiring
anything and than some brain dead people out

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there. You know, go watch
go go paint. There's there are so

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many amazing movies we never got to
talk about we got silenced here, like

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Black Adam for example. Oh my
god, that absolutely blew me away.

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That changed the landscape in there.
Yeah, that was Zach Snyder written all

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over it. I mean the acting
from Dwayne the rock Johnson is just I've

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never seen acting quite like that before
in a movie. And I thought,

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after all these amazing DC movies over
there that I'd seen peak acting and editing.

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But just the direction of that movie, the costume design, it's all

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top notch. I've just one of
the best movies I've ever seen in my

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entire life. And my favorite thing
about him his name Black at him,

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you know, why can you shure
that? The BA and know what else?

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To be sure? BA badass yess
Andyne Johnson was There's so much rock

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hard action that I loved it.
I couldn't believe people didn't go see it.

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But of course the DC agenda,
right, everyone's always against whatever Zach

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created that's in there, you know. But I absolutely I haven't had a

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sip of water in years. I'm
drinking nothing but zoa even before Black and

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I'm all in on this man.
He's truly the peak. My tongue is

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currently broken. I can talk,
but I can't drink. So what I

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have to do for liquids? I
got an IV bag. You can't,

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but the zoa is hooked up to
my bo the flavory rocking today through the

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penis and the tropical reverse catheter.
Yeah, the tropical camels what I got

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right now? Tropical camel. Yeah, it's just camel piss and then they

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put a little sugar in there.
Duayne, he just spits in it.

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But it's really sweet and it's good
stuff. I bought a ton of the

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limited edition Blueberry Beetle that they did
when Blue Beetle was coming out. It

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is. Yeah, my urine has
been nothing but just bright blue for the

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past few years, and I've never
perfect. I wish I should I should

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have got that was limited, but
that's when I was in the slammer.

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You know, I couldn't get it. But you know what, you know,

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it's a movie. I got nothing
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trash. That's like another bomb.
Then they got one movie coming out this

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year. Because that one people don't
you want to see it, but that's

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the one one that couldn't even afford
to put out, you know, because

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it's cheap. Because it's cheap.
Look at that CG it's reported in just

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like a movie studio that burnt down, I guess is kind of what it's

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framed as. Like there's like this
low in the background. Everyone's freaking out

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about it. It's so cool,
but it's like it's just a burnt down

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studio. So obviously they're clearly running
out of budget here, and that's why

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they're bringing back Hugh Jackman because he
has no acting gigs these days, so

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they got to bring back this washed
up guy. And like you saw Kwame,

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look at how terrible those are effects
are. They're just the worst in

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the world, which they always were. They always were bad. Like they

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should have got you to toe paint
the background there. That would have looked

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much better than that horrendous movie.
Yeah, absolutely, But you know what

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also is a horrendous movie. We
had Zack Sar's Justly come up. That

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was great. We had all these
other movies in the DCU, but they

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let some slimy, slimy slarted,
Yeah, slimy little trickster and there's someone

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from the enemy camp because no one
should ever go work with the MCU then

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come in to DC. That is
not want you. Yeah, that's not

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right. That may as well you
should be a criminal. I would never

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associate with the criminal. I would
never do criminal things, never associate with

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any criminals whatsoever. And have to
say that I have done a legal activity.

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But but I haven't. I haven't. I just have to. But

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you're not a criminal. No,
no, no, you're falsely accused.

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You're not a criminals. Like some
of these marvel they should be in their

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crist years from now. They're gonna
look at these movies, mak you know

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what. They should have been arrested
for making these films. And we got

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to put them all up. Ken
Foggy like, that's the cops coming to

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get him. He's gonna get locked
up real soon. That's a big prediction

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I got in twenty thirty that somebody
is gonna run for him. This isn't

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right. Lock them all up,
lock them. I've been the people.

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You know what it's like. You
can survive, you can thrive if you

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know what you're doing. You didn't
to paint until you got into the slammer.

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Now I look at you now,
Yeah, because I had nothing else

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worked but my toes. So but
I adapted and it worked really good.

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But yeah, we have these people
coming over from Marvel. We one of

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our last episodes, one of our
big I think it might have been a

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bit of our biggest episode. Actually
was every episode is our biggest, of

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course. Yes, this this one
was a landmark because we, like a

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day eight line episode showed everyone the
truth. It's when the Gardens of Galaxy

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Volume two reviews score came out and
we had all the proof that they were

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paid for, paid for every penny
cent nickel, dime, quarter, quarter,

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one thousand back runos those yeah yeah
people. You might have not ever

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seen a thousand dollars bill before,
but I have, and it's pretty spect

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I've seen a lot, a lot. Yeah. And this guy, he

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they all paid, They paid all
they used all those Disney Park ride money.

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You know, Kirkland, that bastard, he went to Disneyland. I

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heard, so he paid for these
batter reviews. So the guy that made

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those awful Guardian movies, not only
did they say you could make a Superman

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touch Superman, Superman the greatest hero
of all come, so you could touch

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Superman. They have now made him
the president of the new d the DCU,

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and what are they gonna do?
DCU MU, they're copying trash trash.

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What did you think about this?
I know you incarcerated when you got

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this news, but I did send
you a raven with this news, and

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you were you were livid. I
I I that was an efficient raven.

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He was there on the button.
I heard about it. I had plants

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and I heard how upset you were. You wouldn't come flying through the sky

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like shazam. You should have seen
this. This rig was crushing, crushing

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the airwaves. No, I mean
when I when I heard this news,

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I well, first I fainted and
then I then I walked on too.

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That's all concrete, yeah, exactly. And there's spikes everywhere too. It's

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like a trap in here. So
I fainted, woke up, and then

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I passed out, and then I
woke up again, and then I actually

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just fell asleep and then I woke
up, and then I could really process

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what was going on, and uh
yeah, and it was not good processing.

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I mean, have you gone back
and read James Gunn's old tweets.

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This guy's a fucking weirdo. Let
me tell you he got fired from DIY

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Marvel, that's saying. So he
got fired from Disney and then they,

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oh, they come back to him
because like, oh, there was like

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some bar off of stuff, even
though we know that that was all paid

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for at the end of the day. So it's just disgusting. DC would

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never hire anyone like that, no
one that has a troubled past. Everyone

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is you know, buttoned up,
clean, clean record in there. So

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that part just makes me feel gross
about it. But also those Guardians movies

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no character work like who like Nebula
and drags like who are these characters?

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Like where is Spider Man in the
Hulk? If you're gonna do Marvel,

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so I you might as well use
the characters that people actually care about.

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And then just just like oh,
let's just use like popular songs from the

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eighties like how unique come make up
your own music. Have you listened to

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Jack Snyder's Just Have you listened to
that soundtrack? Because I listened to it.

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I'm actually listening to it right now
in this headphone over here and this

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one over here. I'm listening to
the Black Adams soundtrack right now. I

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like to mix my bruise to make
something special and different each time. But

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man, those movies are just they
are a piece of work. I'll put

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it that way. Oh talk about
some bad sea Jay, bad acting,

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bad everything you just look at all
time I walk people like, hey,

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what's the worst? Meaning remain like, oh, it's one of the cars,

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And I like, yeah, absolutely, I give a big five,

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big hug, like people know,
they see like it's like a trick.

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I think that they marvel. They
hired a bunch of hypnotists and they put

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stuff like that in the movie,
like little little messaging. So that's why

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when people watch for something like oh, this is really good, but then

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it wears off and they're like what
is this travesty that I was forced to

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watch? You know, so just
just ridiculous. So they they announce that

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they're doing all these things, like
you talk about characters don't know. The

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first project that they're announcing is creature
Commandos. What what is a commando?

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What's a creature? And why do
I give a fuck? Like why why

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aren't you leading with something bigger?
Creature Commando just because he's a weird guy

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and he wants to do his weird
stuff, like well he yeah, he

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doesn't want to pick an established character
because then people won't be like, oh,

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well this when when the when the
movie comes out. Superman it comes

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out and it's bad because obviously it's
gonna go bad, like, oh,

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it's gonna be bad. It's worse
than this other Superman movie that I love,

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Man of Steel, the gracet movie
of all time. But when Creature

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Come Out has come out, no
one knows what it is. They can't

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compare it to anything. So they
think it's oh, look at oh cool

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and unique and freshness is but no, it's just it's all just rehashed old

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comics that were uh, you know, in the bargain bin at your dusty

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old comic book stole, like they're
not worth your time, and so they

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picked these random characters. Oh it's
quirky and stuff, but it's just such

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a waste of time, Like,
at least give me the characters that I

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want to see. And even then, I don't have faith because a he's

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directing the Superman too. He's not
just the head of the whole thing.

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He's directing this movie too. You
know, he's gonna be writing it with

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his cringy little dialogue, his silly
little jokes that he thinks are so funny.

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So still brother too small of course, nepotism finest. Yeah, has

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his wife in these movies. His
friend Nathan Felonius whatever his name, Nathan

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Nathan Fielder is that I can't remember
what act doesn't do that. Zach now

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never puts his friends in movies who
enemies only because enemies build stronger friendships in

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the end. Of course, sure
he knows that we could have played Superman,

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we could have shared the role together. You can actually see me in

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one show in Justice League. I'm
in the background in the coffee shop scene,

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you know, when they're doing the
outside the coffee shop. You look

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really closely in the reflection off the
window, you can see that the cops

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apprehended me just just off set there. But oh yeah, yeah, I

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was in there. I was in
there. It's crazy. We're not gonna

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get to be in this next Sea
Man though, because they I've heard they

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have our photos and we're not anywhere
allowed on set, you know. So

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now I just can't believe. I
think of the downfall, We're going from

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a Zach Snarer Suerman to a James
Gun Superman. The Guardians director making that

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that, you know, especially if
turned chicken shit and chicken salad, this

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is the the one eighty of that. We are the chicken salads turned the

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chicken diarrhea with this movie James gun
directing Superman legs. You know, I

405
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can't fucking I will say, though
chicken shit underrated, it can actually be

406
00:24:52.240 --> 00:24:56.839
a nice little flavor topping on a
nice Yeah. Not chows, yeah,

407
00:24:56.920 --> 00:24:59.920
because some people want like a little
real beef, but like, no,

408
00:25:00.119 --> 00:25:03.599
I want straight chicken shit. That's
what I'm looking for, not James Gunzo

409
00:25:03.519 --> 00:25:07.359
jic diarrhea. That's something else,
and that's what he's gonna give us.

410
00:25:07.400 --> 00:25:11.039
You know, Yeah, I'm already
I already had. I actually feel it

411
00:25:11.039 --> 00:25:14.359
a little bit coming on. My
tummy's starting to grumble over here just thinking

412
00:25:14.359 --> 00:25:17.839
about it. Yeah, he's making
Peacemaker two. Who wants that? Who

413
00:25:17.880 --> 00:25:21.720
he want Peacemaker one? Nobody?
You know? Johnston again comes from the

414
00:25:21.759 --> 00:25:25.160
dirty world of professional wrestling. He's
not an actor. Okay, no,

415
00:25:25.359 --> 00:25:27.759
because wrestling there's no acting in all
of that. It's just bro is like

416
00:25:27.759 --> 00:25:32.599
punching each other. Yeah, it's
just harm. It's just body harm.

417
00:25:32.680 --> 00:25:34.200
Like it's like torture porn. I
don't know who watches that stuff, but

418
00:25:34.599 --> 00:25:38.279
they're doing that. They're doing a
show called Paradise Lost. It's about where

419
00:25:38.279 --> 00:25:41.599
Diana wonder Woman lives, but not
even she's not even in it. How

420
00:25:41.680 --> 00:25:45.519
dare they do a show up about
all the time wonder Woman's home, but

421
00:25:45.519 --> 00:25:48.680
I have wonder Woman in it?
Like are you? Especially after a wonder

422
00:25:48.680 --> 00:25:53.160
Woman nineteen eighty four, which is
one of the best pieces of cinema ever

423
00:25:53.240 --> 00:25:57.319
created. Love it. I watch
all every Christmas. I take one little

424
00:25:57.319 --> 00:26:02.799
break one day. I take a
break from Saxony Justly five nineteen eighty four,

425
00:26:03.359 --> 00:26:06.200
best best two hours. You know, I love a gal Gadoc great,

426
00:26:06.319 --> 00:26:10.319
But they're gonna make a movie without
wonderoming about our show or about an

427
00:26:10.359 --> 00:26:12.920
island and our show, like I
just do. These people don't even know,

428
00:26:12.960 --> 00:26:17.440
Like one plus one is four,
Like come on now, it's obvious

429
00:26:17.519 --> 00:26:18.640
math. I mean, it's right
there, it's right there in front of

430
00:26:18.680 --> 00:26:22.279
you. But like, who cares
about like islands anymore? You know?

431
00:26:22.359 --> 00:26:26.079
I'm I like cities. I like
Gotham, I like Metropolis, I like

432
00:26:26.160 --> 00:26:33.319
other DC cities. But islands,
who's got the time? It's it's boring

433
00:26:33.440 --> 00:26:36.839
setting, boring, characters. It's
just gonna be a bunch of people like

434
00:26:36.960 --> 00:26:38.880
throwing spears around and like playing in
the sand. That's like, that's not

435
00:26:38.920 --> 00:26:42.240
what I'm here for. Yeah,
I hate Spears and Paradise Lost. Like

436
00:26:42.279 --> 00:26:45.880
what did a chat GPT give them
that title? Like, come on,

437
00:26:45.920 --> 00:26:48.480
now, that's like chat GPT could
do better than that. I think they

438
00:26:48.559 --> 00:26:53.960
must have their own proprietory. Chat
shit be tea or something. Yeah,

439
00:26:55.000 --> 00:26:59.279
should be Jim's gun ship yeah,
James gun Yeah. And then they're also

440
00:26:59.319 --> 00:27:04.519
making a super old movie. Why
they're gonna have two super people at the

441
00:27:04.519 --> 00:27:07.720
same That was if that should have
been done, Snyder would have done it

442
00:27:07.759 --> 00:27:11.200
already. He knew what was there, he knew where the goods were,

443
00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:14.960
and he said he went. He
made Sucker Punch, which is kind of

444
00:27:14.960 --> 00:27:18.920
a similar idea but just a lot
more experimental and cool. That's the only

445
00:27:18.920 --> 00:27:22.759
way I would accept it is if
he came in and did Supergirl. Maybe

446
00:27:22.759 --> 00:27:25.200
if he did one of these movies, I'd be more understanding. But they've

447
00:27:25.640 --> 00:27:29.079
Netflix has got him locked down.
Now. Netflix is smart, and unfortunately

448
00:27:29.079 --> 00:27:33.559
Netflix doesn't have the access to these
these DC characters that we need him to.

449
00:27:33.640 --> 00:27:37.839
But maybe still Excel Justice League to
Netflix. Great ash tag that I've

450
00:27:37.839 --> 00:27:40.799
been using it. I've been using
it all my uh all my tweets,

451
00:27:41.079 --> 00:27:45.240
and then even then I think that
could be something the heart of Superman to

452
00:27:45.559 --> 00:27:49.359
what the gusto and prestige Batman is. They're making a movie called The Brave

453
00:27:49.400 --> 00:27:52.759
and the Bold. Batman's not even
in the title. How are people going

454
00:27:52.839 --> 00:27:55.599
to know it's even Batman Brave in
the like, what does that even mean?

455
00:27:55.640 --> 00:27:59.279
Like like they're not even like talk
about a way to sink your franchise,

456
00:27:59.640 --> 00:28:02.440
Like, oh, I see a
Batman movie that know it's called Brave

457
00:28:02.440 --> 00:28:04.839
foot Bath. They're not gonna know. People gonna forget that title. And

458
00:28:04.920 --> 00:28:08.759
two Batman movies going on. Like
these people they're smoking, so they're gonna

459
00:28:08.759 --> 00:28:11.680
be tripping over each other. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. They're

460
00:28:11.680 --> 00:28:15.160
smoking something. We also know what
happened last time this happened is when they

461
00:28:15.559 --> 00:28:19.519
we had you know, the great
actor who unfortunately went over and did Morbiaz

462
00:28:19.599 --> 00:28:22.240
Jared Letto. Yeah, I don't
know why you wasted the time with Marvel.

463
00:28:22.279 --> 00:28:26.640
He created one of the most iconic
characters, the hunka Hunkah. It's

464
00:28:26.680 --> 00:28:30.079
right there in the name, and
then they did Walking Phoenix with It's like,

465
00:28:30.119 --> 00:28:32.480
why are you why do you have
two jokers at the same time.

466
00:28:32.559 --> 00:28:37.400
It doesn't make any sense. And
then obviously Letto is gonna be way better

467
00:28:37.440 --> 00:28:40.079
than everyone knows. It's gonna be
the same situation here. And it's like

468
00:28:40.680 --> 00:28:44.839
rule number one of cinema because I've
made many movies over the years is show,

469
00:28:44.880 --> 00:28:47.839
don't tell. But they're just calling
it brave and the beautiful, So

470
00:28:47.920 --> 00:28:49.799
now you just know what you're supposed
to feel. It's like I should feel

471
00:28:49.839 --> 00:28:55.039
that he's brave, but they're just
telling me it. Now like have some

472
00:28:55.279 --> 00:28:57.799
have some uh, have some nuance
with what you're doing and says, just

473
00:28:57.880 --> 00:29:02.680
a nuisance is what some creativity?
You know, And that's just like some

474
00:29:02.720 --> 00:29:06.240
com book run I think, but
like one not a good run because Zach

475
00:29:06.279 --> 00:29:08.200
doesn't proven too. It's like,
think of your own titles, Like you

476
00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:12.079
said, creativity, nuance, something
like get out there and be actually creative.

477
00:29:12.119 --> 00:29:15.400
But like, who are we thinking
here? Like this is done by

478
00:29:15.559 --> 00:29:18.960
James Gunn those Guardians, we have
nothing creative in them. So I just

479
00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:25.960
I just feel like now we're in
the midst of such a golden age of

480
00:29:26.039 --> 00:29:29.319
DC, and James Gunn is just
gonna come here and just I think he's

481
00:29:29.359 --> 00:29:32.680
doing it on a purpose. I
think he's a Marvel plant. I think

482
00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:37.279
they did Guardians and they're like,
people are catching on, So go over

483
00:29:37.319 --> 00:29:41.480
there, sink DC, and then
come back and they're gonna give him like

484
00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:45.680
the eighteenth Iron Man movie, or
wars that are secret, whatever the hell

485
00:29:45.680 --> 00:29:51.200
they're doing over there, or Deadpool
and Spider Man and Daredevil and Deadpool's cousin,

486
00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:53.440
whatever they want to make up,
whatever ip they just want to throw

487
00:29:53.480 --> 00:29:56.160
in a blender and make me vomit. I think he's there to take it

488
00:29:56.160 --> 00:30:00.559
down, because you look at this
slate, there's other stuff like swamp Man

489
00:30:00.039 --> 00:30:04.319
and the Authority, like all ship
titles that like they're gonna they're trying to

490
00:30:04.319 --> 00:30:07.680
sink DC. They're trying to end
it, and it's gonna be such a

491
00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:11.160
sad day when it's just a fucking
on fire. How can we save it?

492
00:30:11.319 --> 00:30:15.039
What can we do? I don't
think there's nothing. There's nothing we

493
00:30:15.039 --> 00:30:18.480
can do. We me and you've
started many petitions before, but of course

494
00:30:18.559 --> 00:30:25.119
we were always getting silenced by fucking
geek first Taylor Feel and Drag Dylan and

495
00:30:25.559 --> 00:30:30.640
all these these phonies. Yeah,
smallest mouth in the West. Yeah yeah,

496
00:30:32.240 --> 00:30:36.039
yeah, my goodness. It's just
it's a shame what's happened in the

497
00:30:36.039 --> 00:30:38.720
past couple of years since we've been
gone, and we're coming to an end

498
00:30:38.720 --> 00:30:41.680
here because they would only give us
a certain amount of airtime. That those

499
00:30:41.839 --> 00:30:45.880
bastards, because they said they kills
it knows to do three hour long episodes,

500
00:30:45.920 --> 00:30:51.440
four hour long, five sometimes two. They only give us a most

501
00:30:51.559 --> 00:30:55.359
forty minutes. They always silence us. It's always all put silencing in contracts.

502
00:30:55.359 --> 00:30:57.319
It's always always some game with them, even when they're not podcast,

503
00:30:57.400 --> 00:31:02.519
like, oh, we're gonna do
an eight hour stream to celebrate ourselves and

504
00:31:02.599 --> 00:31:04.279
just joke each others off, so
like we're just the best and you have

505
00:31:06.039 --> 00:31:08.279
and everything, and we want to
we want to say thank you. Then

506
00:31:08.440 --> 00:31:11.160
they don't think anyone wants to watch
it for twenty four hours straight? Are

507
00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:14.359
you kidding me? No? That
kid, I mean they've done that like

508
00:31:14.400 --> 00:31:18.599
a hundred times, Like almost how
much free time do you have? Oh,

509
00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:22.680
I'm just gonna dedicate twenty four hours
to doing trivia battles like yeah,

510
00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:26.000
and like Tayan trust have kids?
What just dead beat dads. That's what

511
00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:30.519
I'll say about my brother, deadbeat
dad. He's not doing a good enough

512
00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:37.640
job. He's out here doing podcasts
about I don't know, bananas. He

513
00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:40.839
started a wrestling podcast. Yeah,
he started wrestling. What the hell is

514
00:31:41.000 --> 00:31:42.880
a lot? A fake thing?
A fake thing? Who's talking about fake

515
00:31:42.880 --> 00:31:47.759
stuff on the internet? Yeah,
and that guy Dylan talking about video games.

516
00:31:48.400 --> 00:31:49.799
Games are a waste of time.
Therefore, kids grow up, dude,

517
00:31:49.960 --> 00:31:53.519
grow up, Like he made a
game, Travis made a movie.

518
00:31:53.559 --> 00:31:57.480
These guys think they can actually do
these things like no one wants this.

519
00:31:57.839 --> 00:32:01.599
You see Arina Chrome, Yoh,
it's awful. It's awful. I turned

520
00:32:01.599 --> 00:32:05.519
off five minutes in. I couldn't
finish it. My brother is the worst

521
00:32:05.519 --> 00:32:08.359
actor ever. He's trying his best
do I acting? No, he's no

522
00:32:08.480 --> 00:32:12.599
Tom Hardy, who was Pane?
The only part of Like is when the

523
00:32:12.599 --> 00:32:15.839
one guy's getting stabbed in the stomach. I mean that's you know, yeah,

524
00:32:15.880 --> 00:32:17.319
that's some good stuff. Yeah.
I liked that a lot. Yeah,

525
00:32:17.400 --> 00:32:20.480
that was that was good. I'll
give him that. But no,

526
00:32:20.480 --> 00:32:23.759
no, Zack Snyder. You know, so hopefully things can change. Is

527
00:32:23.799 --> 00:32:27.279
there anything you want to say before
we get out of here? Before because

528
00:32:27.319 --> 00:32:30.200
if we if we go over the
time, they're gonna call the cops and

529
00:32:30.240 --> 00:32:34.240
get us over here and we're gonna
be arrested again for false crimes. And

530
00:32:34.359 --> 00:32:37.079
just we need I think the next
step we need to do, like those

531
00:32:37.119 --> 00:32:40.200
making murders and stuff like that.
We need to get a documentary crew with

532
00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:45.279
us and update and chow on this
conspiracy of what's going on in the podcast

533
00:32:45.359 --> 00:32:50.599
world. How we're just being oppressed. Like it's just some really dark stuff

534
00:32:50.599 --> 00:32:52.880
they're doing in us, and yeah, we just can't continue. We're asking

535
00:32:52.920 --> 00:32:57.039
you, as the fans, please
if we can't get that plead of cry,

536
00:32:57.240 --> 00:33:00.279
help out there, help us.
It's dark stuff, and it's not

537
00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:04.880
dark like a Zack Snyder dark that
we love that we need in our lives.

538
00:33:04.920 --> 00:33:08.079
It's just dark. Yeah, it's
just disgusting, disgusting stuff. So

539
00:33:08.400 --> 00:33:10.680
yeah, I mean there's a lot
more we could say, but once again,

540
00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:14.359
as you said, we're kind of
being put on a short least here

541
00:33:14.359 --> 00:33:19.359
important fortunately, so hopefully we can
come back soon and share the truth because

542
00:33:19.799 --> 00:33:24.480
regular geek first, it's fraudulent,
it's lies. It's baloney. Great,

543
00:33:24.559 --> 00:33:29.480
a baloney. I would go as
far as to say the boney Verse podcast.

544
00:33:29.559 --> 00:33:32.480
You know, there's a lot of
here baloney. They love filony.

545
00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:37.720
The star Wars guy, Star Wars. That's such such a mess, Taylor

546
00:33:37.839 --> 00:33:43.160
just it's a knockoff of Rebel Moon
clearly is absolutely I think Marvel because they're

547
00:33:43.200 --> 00:33:45.079
so evil, create some time travel
stuff. Saw what Zach was doing,

548
00:33:45.960 --> 00:33:51.279
got it? It's the only likely
it's the only likely explanation. Yeah,

549
00:33:51.359 --> 00:33:54.359
because like like who's in talk about
stars nowadays? Tans reviewing bad Batch?

550
00:33:54.839 --> 00:33:58.920
No one talks about that show.
What you know what the bad Batch is

551
00:33:59.160 --> 00:34:04.160
geek first, the dispatcher and not
a good bad not like black Adam bad

552
00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:06.880
as bad. But yeah, no, they wish they were black. I

553
00:34:06.920 --> 00:34:09.320
saw them drinking the Zoo's on air. I bet they dumped it and just

554
00:34:09.320 --> 00:34:13.280
put water in there. I don't
believe them at all. Well for a

555
00:34:13.360 --> 00:34:15.280
second, you know, no,
they don't have the stomachs for it's a

556
00:34:15.320 --> 00:34:21.679
bunch of babies. Yeah, any
final words, No, Michael was so

557
00:34:21.760 --> 00:34:27.199
nice to talk to you after being
ex communicondoed from one another. But hopefully,

558
00:34:27.400 --> 00:34:30.320
uh yeah, we'll raven come back. Were ravens. I'll send you,

559
00:34:30.360 --> 00:34:31.360
we'll talk now. I got one
coming for you later. Tonight,

560
00:34:31.440 --> 00:34:35.239
so I keep an eye on the
well. You don't have any windows anymore,

561
00:34:35.239 --> 00:34:37.719
so I guess keep an eye on
the doorway there. Yeah, I

562
00:34:37.719 --> 00:34:39.880
can't yet because if I peek my
head out, someone might say, oh,

563
00:34:39.920 --> 00:34:44.000
why do you live here? I'm
gonna explain the situation. They'll understand

564
00:34:44.000 --> 00:34:46.320
this time. But the squatter's right. So yeah, so eventually I'll get

565
00:34:46.360 --> 00:34:49.639
those ravens. I got a lot
of birds because you told me about the

566
00:34:49.679 --> 00:34:52.519
chicken shit, so I want to
try the raven shit. Yeah. How

567
00:34:52.599 --> 00:34:54.840
the birds are you up to now? Fifty sixty eight? Sixty eight?

568
00:34:54.920 --> 00:34:58.480
Nice? Yeah, almost seventy.
I'm so proud of you you've come to

569
00:34:58.679 --> 00:35:00.679
that. I'm not gonna go to
one hundred though. I think that's a

570
00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:04.159
little unmanageable. But I think ninety
nine is a clean number that I can

571
00:35:04.440 --> 00:35:06.679
I can manage, you know.
Yeah. Once you get to one hundred,

572
00:35:06.760 --> 00:35:09.039
that's one too many. Yeah,
because they might flap the wings at

573
00:35:09.039 --> 00:35:13.079
the same time. And you see
that movie up where the house just flies

574
00:35:13.119 --> 00:35:15.599
away. It's Disney, so I
don't I don't waste my time with it.

575
00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:19.360
Yeah, of course I didn't see
it. I just like my one

576
00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:22.880
of my girl when my girlfriends told
me about it. Okay, like these

577
00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:25.480
ballion's the house I did. I
think, if I have one hundred birds,

578
00:35:25.559 --> 00:35:29.199
well that doesn't make any sense,
like that wouldn't actually happen. But

579
00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:32.360
I read the Ravens that would happen. So if I get a hundred ravens

580
00:35:32.400 --> 00:35:36.199
and they all flapped me at the
same time, I'm gonna beat my house.

581
00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:38.480
Canna be flying and you know that's
fine, but then I'll lose the

582
00:35:38.519 --> 00:35:43.679
electricity and I can't watch Zack Snyder's
Justice League. And that's what it's all

583
00:35:43.719 --> 00:35:45.039
about. That's why we're here.
Is that what you're gonna about? It

584
00:35:45.079 --> 00:35:50.920
is? Yeah, I am actually
yeah this, these these glasses are They're

585
00:35:51.360 --> 00:35:54.239
not Google Glass, but it's a
competitor. It's Google Google Glass. I'm

586
00:35:54.239 --> 00:36:00.400
actually screen in here and I'm currently
watching the scene when Awquaman and the Flash

587
00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:04.039
go at it in the back in
the back room there. So that's where

588
00:36:04.079 --> 00:36:06.760
I'm at right now. You got
the score, you got Black Adams squere

589
00:36:06.639 --> 00:36:08.719
you watched in the movie, Mike
Goodness. They need to find they need

590
00:36:08.719 --> 00:36:10.840
to find a way to put something
through your mouth now, you know,

591
00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:15.199
like a taste of the Zack Snyder
just like movie the zoeas for right,

592
00:36:15.480 --> 00:36:17.719
that's true. Yeah, well remember
I can't. My tongue's not working like

593
00:36:17.760 --> 00:36:23.800
that. I so I forget about
I forget about the mouth. Sometimes I

594
00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:27.440
feel so bad for you. You've
gone through so much, Michael, I

595
00:36:27.480 --> 00:36:30.079
know, but we did. You
know what, let's take a victory lap.

596
00:36:30.199 --> 00:36:34.880
We for years more than anybody was
pushing the Snyder cut. It got

597
00:36:34.920 --> 00:36:37.440
out there. We weren't around to
celebrate. We apologized because we were being

598
00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:42.039
held back by the band. But
you know, keep pat yourself on the

599
00:36:42.079 --> 00:36:45.119
back. We did it. We
did it. It was me and you

600
00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:49.239
and Zach of course. Well yeah
yeah, but he's he's really one of

601
00:36:49.320 --> 00:36:52.480
us, you know. So m
Man. Great to be back, hopefully

602
00:36:52.719 --> 00:36:58.480
back again. Everybody get a conspiracy, get us out here, tweet director

603
00:36:58.599 --> 00:37:01.840
Geek for us getting the discord,
tell them what's happening? What should be

604
00:37:01.840 --> 00:37:06.559
our There was hashtag Relise Snart cut. What should be our? Hashtag?

605
00:37:06.679 --> 00:37:09.480
Man? What should be it that
the people get us out here? I

606
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think we need and something the takedown
James Gun so hashtag defund James gunn.

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Yeah, defund James gun. Yeah
that's good. But I feel like we're

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gonna get hit by the FBI or
something. I'll take care of the FBI.

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I don't worry about that. Oh
good, good, yeah, everybody,

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boys and girls help us. We
love you. Goodbye bye