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Yeah, when Freddy, when Freddie tour Gibby's larynx out, Yeah, he
shoved it up as Anus that's ready ready picked up Gibbey and he said verbatim
Obama. And one of my favorite, one of my favorite, one of
my favorite I Carly related stories is that you know the stunt man who who
the stuntman who fell uh and smashed all of his ribs. Did you see
that we thought was a stunt method that was actually Gibby. Does that happen?
No? No, no, yeah, you think Gibby, would you
know? So there was a stuntman for Gibby. There was a scene where
like they're they're they're all leaving the apartment or something and they're like, give
you you coming, and then you just hear Gibby scream Gibbey and then a
man falls the entire like like easily, like twenty feet down onto the fucking
floor. It's a stuntman, and he smashes all he broke all of his
ribs. And they used the shot in this shows they still used it on
Sam for some reason, because I was like, it wasn't on sand No,
it was supposed to what it was. Forgot the timing and they were
like, oh, we forgot about Gibby, Like give me a coming in.
It wasn't belly flopped. Oh right, he belly flopped. The sound
it made was insane. I was like, yeah, it was very clearly
that guy was hurt, like in a in a myriad of ways. So
I mean they got the shot, dude, it's a dude, no way,
I have to show it. I have to show this to you because
you are going you are going to fucking you are going to die. Give
me knowing the context is great that the guy it's so he probably collapsed his
lungs too, because he probably his fucking ribs like pierced his lungs and ship
Oh dude, easily, easily. Uh so, here it is. Here's
here's this. Here's this clip. You guys can look up. It's called
Gibby falls from ceiling. It's it's it's at around it's at ten seconds in
the video. Just so he just fast forward to it, dude. It's
it's hits the gens wild. You're like, yo, it is so impactful,
like he he reverbs like he's kind of almost if he wanted the slit
straight up, if he wanted to, if he had enough extra energy to
do that. Oh no, you can even see him writhing a little bit.
That's what's he fell so far. It's it's it's like a good that's
like a good ten to ten to fifteen feet many were falling from He bounced
on concrete. That's that is well, it wasn't talk. It was so
it was it was like a softer surface. It was it was like a
softer surface that was put their first sun purposes. But it wasn't soft enough.
It was like you know what, it reminds you of a reminds you
of the not the ball pit. Oh my god it at twitch Con.
Yeah, like her spine, bro, that's a crazy thing. A little
bit of whatever they put on it, that's not not enough. That's not
gonna aworb a fall from It's barely gonna absorb a fall from three feet.
Yeah, I'm saying that bounces. The back that he splashed up a little
bit is crazy. That's incredible. Like that his bones literally, that's a
real organs. It's organs like actually stretched and when it came back gave him
a little bit of four step outs. Poor bastard speaking of people in the
floor too hard. So we were Tuckers just talking. I was telling me
about how bad the voice acting of Megan Fox was in the news in the
New Mortal in the New Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat one. I haven't I
didn't know if it was that bad. It was that terrible, but for
anybody combat ten, you mean Levin The voice acting of Ronda Rousy was so
bad, like this genuinely is it worse? Because I heard I heard her.
I saw her trailer and this is like whatever you know, because Mortal
Kombat no, no, not the trailer man always you didn't see, you
didn't see endgame did you did you did you see like one of the clips
that is circulating around, because it's the same thing for Ronda. Ronda has
a lot of lines in MK eleven that are fine, that are just like,
oh, this is fine. It's not great, but it's fine.
Every put in circulating around, like there's the there's the there's the scene where
they're forced the cage fight, and then one of the lines that she delivers
saying something like, you're gonna kill us whether we fight or not. It
is the worst delivery. You're gonna kills whether we fight or not. And
everyone's like when they use that line. So right after you know her and
Casey heard her, and her Johnny and and Cassie are leaving and she's about
to fight Kno for the eighth time. When she fights younger Kno, he's
like, come here, let's get this over with. And I was just
like, this is so bad. What makes it funny is they have that.
Then they also have Keith David as Spawn in that game, whose voice
is a math. Yeah. It's like, I mean, it's like this
mix. It's like this mix of amateurs. It's it's like they mix up
amateurs with like fucking brilliant voice actors, and it's and it becomes even more
jarring for the amateurs, which because it's like, holy shit, so many
like like who like, listen to us is really good listen so does freaking
click the only in the chat so you can hear, you can get the
context because you got to hear just as bad as rond Rousy. It's actually
it's technically it's worse because nobody likes making Fox. That's kind of like the
there's like a vibe that particularly because she's dating m g K and people are
like, see now he's absorbing it. He's he just absorbing it. Yeah,
that we that we feed on blood doesn't make us evil. It's like
dude, and somebody somebody said, because I quote tweeted this and just as
confused as everybody else, And somebody replied this morning saying, maybe ed boone
wants this, maybe he likes this, And I hadn't really considered that because
I'm like, it's possible, there is no other reason when you have when
he's surrounded by brilliant voice actors all the way from really MK when when they
rebooted it from m K nine, the voice acting was fine X eleven great
except for Ronda Rowsy, Like everybody has done well except for that Ronda rousing,
like what the fuck is going on with this? And then you have
Megan Fox. My theory now that that person said that it's good to stallone
is stallone actually well? Man? But I still like, I think he
did his Rambo lines exactly how it is Rambo line should be. But I'm
a fan of the Rambo franchise. He's not some fucking elegant speaker delivering these
beautiful soliloquies. That's not what he does in Rambo. If you want to
hear good as as that, I'll give you that one doubt that. I
don't think it's bad at all. I think he did exactly what he was
supposed to do, just like Jean Klon van Dam being the version of Johnny
Cage because if you got if the people don't know about Mortal Kombat, the
original game was supposed to be a Van Damn game, but John Colon van
dam would not sign off on it because like, who the hell are these
guys. There's like fucking these three kids that are trying to make a game
about me, not a big studio piss off. So then they just made
Johnny Cage, who was based off of him in Blood Sport, and so
finally, thirty years later they finally got him in the game. So he's
delivering the lines and he sounds like what a bag. Oh yeah, of
course Smith and Smith. The Matrix, Yeah, like crazy, the matrix
was, it was, it's very popular. But that's not an insane bag
like that is a bag? He miss popular will be no, no,
no picks, And I don't I don't think you have any I don't think
you have any concept of how important the Matrix is just single handedly responsible the
Matrix. Without the Matrix, you would not have I'm not even joking when
I say this. I really think cyberpun twenty seventy seven wouldn't exist without the
Matrix. It's I don't think it would the matrix. But but no,
no, no, you don't understand. You understand you're not what we got.
You don't get what I'm saying. Yeah, exactly, Keanu Reeves.
Keanu Reeves would be nothing without the fun I'm sorry, like he would would
be nothing without matrix insane. Cyber already got the imagine what it would have
done for him right right. I understand the table topic exists. I understand
the table topics for a long time. That's not what I'm saying. But
like, fucking crazy, how how important like it is? His life would
be so different if if he just sa he took that, he would have
just stayed in Marta. That's what it would have happened. He would have
kept doing movies. I would have found out didn't he didn't. Didn't didn't
he didn't? He didn't he pass up? Oh my god, what was
it he passed up the matrix for? Was it for Giant Spider? For
the Giant Spider? Because hit him? Which is fair? Which is not
the less I thought? I thought it was west fair at popping at that
time at all, I thought I am crazy. I think I could have
done it, but like, oh I'm already involved in this whatever, but
like I don't even like I don't even think his thought. He just thought
it was the safe movie. Like well, it's see, that's just that's
just not being able to see because neo neo as u at Keanu Reeves is
so well established it's hard to picture anybody else but Will Smith at that time
was killing it. I imagine it would have worked. I imagine it would
have worked, but it just would be different, Like Neo would not be
the kind of subtle guy as much as like, because you know, Kana
Keanu Reees is a very subtle guy, but as much as like, say,
I could picture somebody else playing doctor whatever the fuck his name is an
I am legend. But at the same time, you know what I'm saying,
Like I could, it could be done in a different universe, but
it's just hard to picture since it's already there. I just if I will
Smith though, still, because he made a video about this on YouTube,
Like I hate that all these fucking slurries got on YouTube and started being like
though, but it was happening, like twenty seventeen, it's really happening.
They started encroaching. Yeah, and kind they'll have these fucking like plaques and
Kevin James, Kevin James, the King of Queens himself had like a sketch
comedy channel or something bizarre. Didn't know and to be to be fair to
him, no, no, well yeah, Jack Black, I'll allow,
Like I remember Jack Black was like, I'll let We'll let him pass.
He's such a weirdo. He's corn everybody likes that's why the same thing.
Yeah, but he's cool, so making camp ron and I camp right,
you make cool rock Kevin James. Uh, he had to be fair to
him. He had he had this one series of sketches that he would do
that was actually pretty. It was actually not bad, not be not necessarily
because of him, but because of like the editing that was involved where he
would play he would he would play the sound guy in like very famous movie
scenes and they would be shot really really well because they would be shot like
in the same style as like the movies that they were in, and like
that, they would color grade it perfectly and like cleverly edited. I was
like, this is not it's not bad, but it's very bizarre. It's
it's a very bisard there. I was like, why is Kevin James making
making fucking sketch comedy like fucking sugar Pine seven? This is really bizarre because
like board, yeah, just board people with millions of dollars. Yeah.
Right. If I was to him, I would just do would I would
just hop on the Adam Sandler fucking train because Adam Sandler's just making like ten
thousand movies on Netflix. It's weird to me that Kevin James Adam Sandler never
worked together, because they seem like that, you know what I mean.
They seem like they seem incredibly adjacent, aren't they? Aren't they grown ups
as far as I know? Wait, maybe they have. I don't know.
I'm sure they have something together, I'm assuming, but I can't think
of anything off the top of my head. I was he grown ups?
I think I never saw grown ups, to be fair, No, because
oh I guess, I guess they are for some reason. They don't seem
like they weren't together at all. They weren't chucking Larry, weren't they,
That's right, checking Larry? Fair enough? How many movies I only remember?
It's probably it's probably just those probably four grown ups, three grown ups
movies. And I don't even three grown ups movies. There's definitely two.
I saw zero of those movies. Yeah, I saw none of them.
So it's it's Kevin James, Chris Rock, right, David Jade, and
Adam Sandler. And there's someone else like I just don't even I think,
So, yeah, yeah, there's Sandler movies for sure, because it's and
every time I think of grown ups. I think of that one movie where
the Wild Hogs. I don't know why, something about that movie came out
around the same time or something. Tim Allen, Oh, yeah, because
I had a Geez what's his name? What's his name? Said? Do
you want to yes? No? No, no, no, Gez Travolta,
thank you. They're the same fucking person though, they're like Grease and
him and Greece and the same. Oh did you? I don't know what
happened. I don't know the context, but I saw, uh, Henry
Winkler responding to a fake story of of Hassan of having sex with Tucker Carlson.
What's so, there's like some fake what are you talking about? There's
like some fake video circulating on Twitter of like Tucker Carlson like talking about how
he had sex with Hassan Piker And it's like some I guess, And then
for some reason Henley Winkler Fonsei responded to it. Not I forgot to get
the context because I was driving. I was driving, I was listening to,
uh, some one the fun I was listening to, and I was
like, I have to follow up on this. I was like, what
the fu? Yeah, So it's it's somewhere on Twitter. I whish I
forgot to so I see I found it. Yeah, it's it's something like
some Twitter called call to activision question if we were given if we were given
some interesting information about Tucker Carlson, should we release it? And it's a
picture of Tucker Crosson next to Hassan, and Henry Winkler says yes, why
that is so weird? Oh yeah yeah, because I guess I think in
that call to activism, within that thread, there's like this video that's going
into detail about them, like like smallcous There's this this blowing up picture of
a song with his like nippling hairy chest, and like Tucker's like talking about
him and shit, that's just not the truth. And the people are like
eating it up, like he's just selling a lie. I love fucking funs.
He's like, hey, yeah, we got this is conspiracy of Tucker
Carlson. It got exposed after you know, Tucker, it finally exposed Obama
for being gay. Shit. Oh yeah, that's right. I totally forgot
about that, right, yeah, Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carlson interviewed some guy
who claims that he had sex with Obama in nineteen ninety nine. Did you
know this guy on campaigns for years saying this ship though, this is the
one thing I didn't know that. Really, people start looking into him.
Shut up, he's talking. What are He's saying? Yeah, what does
that mean? I remember what's going on? Somebody like, let's say you're
as old as Obama is. Right, No, it doesn't, well it
does. I want to know the content. I want to know the content.
I want to know the context of Like, wait, I didn't know
that he went on like like a press tour for years. Yeah. So
he there's like there's footage of him throughout the years trying to sell this story.
You can find time lapse footage of him getting older as he's telling him
about as he's telling random stages about how Obama fucked him in nineteen ninety nine
to fucking I'm blue, Debba d Debba Dae. That's fucking crazy. Pretty
much everybody the consensuses Obama can do better. That's pretty much the consensus.
They're like, I don't believe this, seriously, how well, first of
all, yeah, yeah, that's the kind of thing that I was thinking.
I was like, I could look I could believe that Obama fuck some
random guy in nineteen ninety nine. But do I believe that Obama fucked this
guy in nineteen ninety nine. I just I don't believe it. I don't
know, man, it was like four years, like thirty something. I
don't know, thirty nine maybe Obama what, I don't know how old he
now? Yeah, I couldn't even have. I never cared. I didn't.
I barely cared when he was president. You know, yeah, he's
six sixty two. It was literally two. Do you see rom Do you
see that video of Romney being like we should really step down, like we
shouldn't have old people and in government. Yeah, he's like the one.
He's the old school monster. Like I missed the old school monsters because they're
just they're just monsters, but they're subtle about it. They're supposed to be
like politicians. Their job is to be monsters, but to be subtle is
to pass monstrous policies but pretend be uh like respectable in public and not go
too far. And then there's post Trump, where no one gives a fun
where you have a Lauren Bobert, that kid get elected and she is I
mean her rap sheet. First of all, she didn't graduate high school.
Awesome. She her husband, her husband that who she's now separated from.
But like her husband, then husband exposed himself in front of a bunch of
kids at a bowling alley. I don't know if he did that specifically to
them, but he took his dick out because he's a fucking de dinner it.
So, now, whoever Lauren Bobert's dating, We're just gonna fast forward.
Whoever Lauren Bober's dating. They went on a date to the Beetle Juice.
I've heard good things about Beetle Juice right now, the play, and
so they so they went. She's drunk as shit, being loud, vaping,
she's sucking vaping, and there's a pregnant woman sitting behind her, like,
hey, could you please not vape? I'm fucking pregnant, and she
just doesn't care. She starts taking no, don't. This is the funniest
part now, because you know you're you're not supposed to take footage of the
thing, right. Usually people bring they want to take pictures or footage and
they're like, don't do that. She didn't even wasn't even interested in that.
She wanted to take selfies, so she started with the flash on taking
selfies of herself and I'm like, what do you even You're not even there's
just people behind you. I don't even understand what you're doing. So then
of course they the ushers, were like, hey, get the fuck out
of here, get the fuck out of here now. And then she started
being like, don't you know who I am? And started flipping them off.
Lauren Boubat, it's anybody. I don't even know who this person is.
Who is this brother? She's just as or like do you know who
Marjorie Taylor Green is? Oh? Yeah? Or Matt Gates. They're just
this new wave of the worst people possible getting into Congress. They're they're being
voted in because they're really didn't Yeah, I wasn't fucking she's an office and
Florida. But of course, of course, of course in Florida, but
you don't have to finish high school to become a fucking office rep. Of
course we should, we should, we should run for we should run for
office in Florida. And just like we could, we could fucking trounce.
All we have to do is just say retard and slurs and we would we
would like it's like for real, like we would just hat we would just
win. That is how these people are winning. That's so crazy. They're
promising, They're running on a campaign on promising to hurt the Libs. That's
that bro so crazy. Yeah, I mean it's it's four feet like a
Mexican alien. Dude. I still I've been thinking about getting in general that
the Mexican alien. All right, it's it's a different it's a different We're
in a different mode that I feel like at a certain point we're gonna have
to pump the brakes and then change some shit, you know. Like I
don't know, because I think a lot of people were just awakened too.
Oh Trump Trump, Trump can go to prisons, They'll be president. Like
that just doesn't but you but you can't vote if you if you're a prisoner,
if you if you are felling, you can't vote, but you can
be president. It is making That is crazy, That isn't That is one
of the most insane things I think I've ever become cognizant of. Like that
that that was a real thing. It's like that's lunacy to the max.
But I don't know, man, we gotta get we gotta get these Mexican
aliens down. We have to wake him. We have to wake him up
somehow. Maybe put some water on him, rehydrate him, get him back
so maybe make him, make have him teach us a thing or two.
You know, it's so funny about these aliens. Did you did you guys
see did you see? Wait before you before you can see that that picture
I sent you have of Radiohead, it's the Bends with the with the Mexican
alien. No, what I said it to you? I said it.
I said it to your like in a text message to you specifically because I
thought you would be the only person that I know that it failed. It
failed to sind. I forgot, oh it did while we were we were
it didn't A dude, that's it is. It's so fucking good. Yeah,
send it again because it just said failed. H failed to send,
and then I forgot to mention it. I'll send it on I'll send it
on Twitter because that would probably it'd probably be more reliable. But this,
this picture is this picture fucking killed me what I saw it because I was
just like, oh my god, it's just it's just the Mexican Alien,
but like it's Radioheads the Bends, and it's like it's it's so perfect,
like if you know the original album cover, it's fucking it is so fucking
perfect that I can't I can't get over it. There we go, Ah,
yeah, yeah, that's yeah, that is I'm gonna sweet I'm gonna
tweet. I'm gonna tweet it right now because that is fucking that's sick at
fuck. I'm gonna tweet it right now. It's too it's too fucking good.
I don't know where I got this. I like a friend of mine
said it to me with no context, so it's probably a stolen meme.
But whatever, if nobody tagged it, then they wanted to be shared around.
That's what I think. That's kind of how I feel about it.
Some peing will give me shit about that. It's like you stole this video
and it's like it was sent to me and I thought it was funny.
Right, I'm sorry. I'm not gonna steal like a ten minute video from
someone, All right, don't worry. It's like like nobody's can and you're
not claiming it as yours. Like that's the thing, Like I feel like
it's just stupid people, because I feel like it's pretty obvious. It's It's
one reason why I like the Simpsons, Uh ship post community, because we
don't use watermarks, and it's the point is just to share it. So
the point is proliferation. Yeah, yeah, and it's so it's great,
like nobody's knowing bitches. That's crazy. That's that is very very Yeah,
it's fucking very accurate. It's exactly. It's so perfect. But uh,
it makes me live. So yeah, I don't know. Man. So
we're we're in the since we're in the realm of politics already. I mean,
so there's there's a loss of coming out with Biden. But so the
first thing I want to talk about because it's like the most it's it's brief
and we can move on to the impeachment stuff that that's been circulating. But
uh, dude, there's a clip of him at like some Vietnam I don't
know, Congress or some some I don't I don't know what the fuck he's
there for. It's like some kind of speech that he's giving in Vietnam or
for Vietnam or something, right, and he just goes up to the mic
and says I don't know about you, but I'm gonna go to bed and
along with other just like rambly tangents. And it's like, dude, between
this, Mitch McConnell breaking down twice, fucking uh, Diane Feinstein's slowly melting
in one direction. We we why, Look, I don't know what the
fuck Biden did as far as like or what the reason for impeachment is,
you know what I mean? Like, I'm sure it's all some stupid shit
about Hunter Biden's laptop as if it matters or some fucking nonsense by that,
But like, dude, for real, get these guys out of here,
Like like I don't even I don't even care if it's a good reason.
Get these fucking people out of here. So they're too old, get them
out. I dude, I wish Like what was I say? I feel
like we were we had a solution. No, no, we had a
solution for Mitch. We didn't have a solution for Biden. Because the solution
for Mitch was while he was in his seizure, we were gonna put him
in pronouns and rainbow suspenders and stuff, and then he'd get beaten up for
Biden. How would we get rid of How would we get rid of?
Biden? Just just just leave him? No, but see, I feel
like he'll he'll eventually, He'll find his way back eventually, even though where
he's going. Build him, he just build him up, build him up,
build him. Uh, built him like a big swimming pool, you
know, so he can sit next to it and reminisce about corn Pop.
Yeah, but I remember corn Pop goes on for fucking seven years. He
just he should pat my He used to pat my little leg hairs down in
the pool. He used to pat him down. He used to suffocate him
with my with my airs. He used to blow big fire bubbles in the
pool and eat him. Dude. If, honestly, dude, if Biden
was senile in a way, in the same way that Dracula flow is,
I would be so I would be the biggest fan of Biden in the world.
If Biden went on stage, no, no, but you know what
I mean, you know what I know what I mean, Like if if
he if if Biden went on like a press conference or like went up to
a podium in front of a national convention and said I'm biting the fart bubbles
in the bath. I'm flipping bricks from Mansa Musa, like, fucking holy
shit, this is the best person if he started getting he started yelling that
on stage and like people were like scared of, Like I think I think
of I just I don't know, Manden. I'm smoking that Arizona rattle cush.
I'm like out here, bruh, were smoking. We smoking, dude,
we smoking symbiotes. Everybody, Everybody who's listening to this episode, you
owe you owe it to yourself to look up Dracula Flow. It is so
unhinged it is. It might be my favorite video on the internet right now.
That's just some that's just some kid putting some shit on their grandpa's head
and like grandpa just talk and he's just getting quality content from it. He's
definitely right. It's it's just so it's just the it's so stupid but so
worldly, like there's no reason why you should know like Mansa Musa at all.
Yeah, especially that there's no reason, especially that dude as business.
It's like it's so stupid and like an educated way. I love it.
But he's hanging out with that's telling him that shit, I don't know man,
the guy recording him from the from the last right. Yeah, man,
man, I uh, I'm so the look at look I'm a little
bit I'm a little bit conflicted because politics have been incredibly boring as of late.
Like Biden has not been uh freaking out as much as I'd like to.
I think that he started, you know, doing things to fix his
you know, to to prevent his slipping further into senility, uh senility because
when we when he was running, there was so much material there was,
honestly, and I'm like, what the hell happened? He seems like he's
he's he's stable. Like it's it's not like it's not progressing, and it's
been years later, and it's kind of upsetting me. It's uh like even
like there's there's these impeachment and queries, it's just based on his son and
like, oh, maybe he's tied to it or something. Let's look into
it further. And it's they got nothing and like they got nothing, And
I'm like, bro, come on, guys, finds you you're telling me
this guy that's been around for decades you can't find anything on him, dude,
you know what it is. It's it's again, it's it's right thing,
wrong reasons again with like the like when they stormed the capital for the
fucking stupidest reason as opposed to like the thousand other rational reasons to storm the
fucking capital. Same thing. It's like, let's impeach Biden? Why uh
his son and it's his son's penis crack, sun speed is a smoking crack
we got like throw how about how about the basic fact that he is clearly
too old to be there? How about fucking that? How about like I
just wish we were all just reasonable enough to understand that that alone is a
good enough reason, like sincerely, like what, like you have the person
who was in charge of making military decisions and he's like, I'm gonna go.
I don't know about you, I'm gonna He's in the middle, he's
in the middle of a indefensive pulpot speech, and then he's like, you
know what, never mind, I'm tired. I'm going to bed literally literally,
you know, And he walked away from that medal of honor ceremony recently
too, in the middle of that watered away and it's like, bro,
it's not even a matter of like whether or not this is like offensive or
whatever, or like whether or not it's he's being like kind to the like
oh okay, it might be like offensive to the guy who got the Metal
of Honor. Who cares. The point is this dude is almost completely unaware
of where he is. Get him out of there. That's your reason.
That should be your reason, because I feel like if that was your reason,
if the conservatives were like, hey, uh, we should impeachy because
he's clearly fucking senile and losing his fucking mind and he's like a fucking drowger.
Yeah, he's unfit, And then I feel like even I feel like
even a lot of Democrats would be like, yeah, probably, yeah,
you know what I mean. Well, the problem is because I think I
think you would say that. I think I would say that. I think
I would say that. I don't think I have democrat to say that.
I think I think most people are like us, though I really do think
most people do think that. I just wonder if they would do that because
of the implications, because then there's a lot of other people that that would
probably have to go as well. Oh yeah, and probably like twenty at
least twenty percent of people in Congress, because I think most people on Congress
are above sixty, and then then you have the ones that are so fucking
crazy. Yeah, it's it's like the majority. We should do we should
we should eat who's the young Yeah, oh I think it's it's somebody in
their thirties. I think, yeah, I don't remember, but uh,
you could look it up. It's probably there. But they should hack into
their we should hack into their life alerts. We should You'll be an awesome
prank if, like, if what you did was like you snuck into every
congress person's like house and then you replace their life alerts as one of those
like shock the hand shock things. Yeah, oh god, damn it.
Oh who thirty four? This is it. This is the big one,
thirty four, thirty four. They just go away, thirty four, thirty
four year olds. Yeah, but they're drastically. The issue is that the
thirty three year olds are like, they don't have a lot of power in
comparison to the people who've been there for fucking generations. Yeah, guys,
I am I can run for president. I can. Let's let's all.
I mean I can literally do it. Let's all. Let's all because between
the three of us were really old, so so we should all run.
I wonder if there was that would be if there was like something, if
there was some insane legal loophole where like, let's all run, let's all
change our name to the same name, run under the same name, yeah,
and then just use our cumulative age to be like you're old and and
then just well, it's like, dude, we talked to you guys in
a trench coat. We talked to a lawyer. It's probably sometimes just like
you can be president and be a fucking prisoner. I'm sure there's some type
of loophole where it'll work. Yeah, we just we'll just we'll stand in
a trench coat on top of each other's shoulders. We'll be obscenely tall.
Yeah, and then we'll run for we're for president. We'd be like this
person. And Senna is misfil Frost. He was born January nineteen ninety seven.
He is twenty six years old. Yeah, I know that guy.
That's a black guy, right, Yeah, he's back and it's insane.
He's a he's a kid. He's six. That's insane. I mean,
I mean, if you're compared to like Mitch or someone, he's a kid,
but ain't a kid. Yeah, that's a young guy. That's a
young like seven when he was born. Bro, that's a young dude,
and you're not an old person at all. That was nine, sir,
you're nine. Yeah, I'm thirty five. Yeah he's he's twenty seven.
So you were like, yeah, he's probably having a birthday coming up.
That's that's true. It doesn't matter anyway, it's it's I just don't think
like I feel like our minds are are warped. And you're saying that that's
young, I'd say that's appropriate. I would say that's appropriate because you have
gone through many years of college at that point. I think you're ready to
take on the world now around that age, and so that's a good time
for you to get in get into office and not be a thousand years old.
That's a yeah, it's perfect. I feel like you're a little older
would be better, but like better, I disagree, abstract itbitrary, dude.
I would say, fucking younger, man, get you get some twenty
two year olds in there. Fucking I don't need some young Why not twenty
two? I think post why not? Why why not twenty two? Just
twenty two? You don't know who the fuck you are yet exactly. You're
really just for Conald, no Dowisch, for Colon, know who the fuck
he is, Chris, I understand thinks very sand. It doesn't matter who
cares, Just get on fucking no. I don't think no, no,
I disagree. I think get a fuck honestly, dude, my honest opinion,
my honest opinion, Get a fucking seventeen year old in there. I
don't care because if you have if you have people who are eighty, if
you have people who are eighty seven, right, people were sucking eighty seven
who don't know where the fuck they are, and they're making like massive decisions
that impact people who are who are going to live through that shit. They're
gonna die before that shit's even a problem for them. Why not get a
fucking seventeen year old who cares. The brain's not done maturing. Have you
met recent fucking old people like they're they're any better for being all agree with
you? And the fact that there are people that are seen Now that's give
me. Giving your your reasoning for age gating, I want to know your
reason for I just I just think that like like twenty five is a fine
age, you know, twenty five years. Give me a reason, Give
me a reason. You're done with college. You have had at least some
exposure to the real world, in paying taxes, doing less things. Now,
that's not every twenty five year old, obviously, it's it's it's ebbs
and flows, of course. But if I was a very safe age to
start juicing you into like politics and stuff like that, you can probably introduce
you into someone that's going to severely affect politics. That's that's my opinion.
I just think really turned on, that's person age is a little less important,
and I just want to know the substance of what people are actually gonna
do. I think that's really the most important thing. Like the youth are
very hold on. I think wisdom doesn't mean shit when you're trying to make
policy about saving the fucking world or even within it, because the world's gonna
be fine. No, no, no, let's see, look look at
a fucking sixteen year old does not need wisdom in world lived experience to know
that we are gonna be fucked on this planet in a few hundred years.
They don't need they don't need wisdom. A few decades, things are gonna
be weird, that's for sure. But I'm saying like maybe a couple hundred
years will we'd be gone, and that like what I mean, like there's
already irreversible damage going on. All I'm saying is you don't have to be
an old and wise, you don't have to be my age to know that
to where. All I want is somebody who is passionate and who is actually
gonna do it. And hey, here's the thing. Just like any other
job, if you don't do what you say, you're fucking fired. It's
as simple as that, Like any any job that we have. You work
at fucking McDonald's and you don't fucking take care of the customers, you know,
you're like, I'm not gonna ring them, I'm gonna take a nap.
As there are there are any of young people in the planet that are
probably like there's maybe like fucking fifteen, sixteen, seventeen year olds on this
planet that if honestly they got into Senate and like get removed a bunch of
old motherfuckers, we would they would get shipped done. It would be like
Yoda is impressive, these are children. It would be let's just like what
you call a certain agemise. I feel like a certain age threshold should be
acknowledged on both sides. Like I think, like sixty, you need to
get the fuck out office period you are, You're should not be there.
I'm gonna compromise. Look, if you're old enough to destroy your brain with
alcohol, I think you should be old enough to fucking be a part of
another arbitrary age gate as well. I understand. I agree, you know,
like alcohol, I just feel like if you if you rental car,
you should be able to go into senate. There you go. Yeah,
that's which meaning that way more arbitrary than exactly that's also are but all of
all of these things, it's way you can. You can poison yourself with
alcohol before you're going to rid a car. Just dude, you could.
You could. You could can script yourself into the fucking military before you can
drink. Yeah, yeah, yeah you can. You can. You can
blow your face out, you could hold, you could, you can throw,
you can throw. You could throw a Vietnamese kid in the fridge,
lock him in there, and kick it down this fucking mountain legally. But
you can't fucking have a beer. Afterwards, insane age doesn't matter a lot.
I think it does mattering decision making I think depend on But I do
think it is not as important as somebody would give it. Criddance to somebody
who's someone who's like the leader of like war, combat or something. Certain
things that I'm like, I do want wisdom. I want experience because they
can think of things that a person that hasn't had experience, you know,
they can think of more scenarios and stuff. They can they can better help
navigate certain situations and stuff. I understand like experience. But if if we're
just talking about like say, a lot of these people that are just supposed
to be representing the populace, I don't need experience from them. I just
need them to do what the people want. You wouldn't you, but you
wouldn't want You wouldn't like think like no, because their job, their job
is to represent. Their job is to represent exactly exactly. Their job is
to repent. They don't. They don't. They don't need to have fucking
any experience, any wisdom at all. All they need to do is look
at what their fucking constituents want. They have to look at like, oh,
what do the people want. But I'm gonna do that. It's because
job it is that it should be. It should be, but it's not.
It's not that simple. Everything that's forgetting about right now is what should
be done, how it should be. Like a person that's like a person
that's like, let's say, like a person that's like twenty twenty three years
old, right, still lives at home, but it's a part of a
part of these part of progressive movement about the housing market, right and trying
to alter property taxes throughout a state. If the motherfucker's never lived in the
house outside of his own, how the fuck is he going to really understand
that? It doesn't matter? Talk about it? Are asking of him?
He can talk about it. Hey, he can potentially be very right,
very right about it too. I think I don't think you understand how the
job works. Man. It's they here's the here's the majority. They want
this. You get it done, so then that information is passing along to
you. So I want you guys to regulate or hey, I want you
to regulate gas. This person may not know exactly how to do it.
He will get into position to make the meetings to get to the people that
know how to do it have the meetings to make it happen. It's like,
because he has this is the representative to make it happen. So they
they meet with the fucking bp oil and the whatever the fuck. They they
make these meetings and stuff, and they bring people like lawyers, who is
their job to negotiate and make sure nothing is fucking screwy like a lot Like
say, like it's like the presidents they have advisors around them, right,
they're supposed to be the voice of the people, but then they have smart
motherfucker's doing shit around them and vising them, and I can I understand there's
also there's also there's also like there's there's also something that I think comes into
play, and that's just like the general desire to like I think once you're
once you pass a certain age, I do think there's like a fire that's
kind of gone, and I do think like, like there's no there are
people who are like like for real, Like I just think like you lose
passion over time, and like, dude, if I if I had,
if I had any influence over government at like nineteen, I would have got
a lot of shit done. Man, I would have got a lot of
shit done because I was super fucking super invested, super angry, very very
like passionate about it. Now I don't really give a shit. Now the
whole world can burn for for all I give it shit, like I fu
fuck all. You quite frankly, you actually gotta you're right about that,
because I remembering twice I would be I would be care, I would be
you you still care, and maybe Bernie Sanders still cares, but like you
think the majority of those people fucking care, Like the overall, the majority
of people lose steam as they go on, and that's the normal and natural.
But like, fucking dude, that's why I say, like, honestly,
like the younger the better, sincerely, get him in there at fucking
twenty one. He's motherfucker maybe even due. Yeah, yeah, fire them.
They're so fucking And I remember that, I remember having that energy,
and like, you know, that's that's useful. I've I've been I went
to I used when I was younger, I went to picket lines, I
went to I went to him. I did. I would like, Oh,
here's this this environmental movie we're gonna watch at this film festival, and
we're gonna talk about things that we can do and solutions and shit. And
I interviewed this one fucking nerd that was ahead of it and stuff like I
would listen to a lot of conscious hip hop and I was like really ingrained
and like, oh, I want to help change things. I want to
get cops hold them accountable, like when some bum got beaten up a city
over for me and now where I'm at in thirty five, all that stuff
still bothers me. But I'm like, I don't want to do anything like
I don't want to do I'm saying, now, send that to thee and
send that to the government officials who are like, man, that sucks,
and they're like fifty, they're like sixty, they're seventy, they're eighty.
I think they're fucking That group existed. What's a Guatemalan? What the fuck
was? I thought that was a true I did everything right. I did
everything right, and they indicted me. I saw I saw this police officer
hit the swimmer another street. I said, what a shame. I walked
back home. I cry one big tear tear, and that's it. That's
that's all. That's all they're doing. I get it funny, it gets
hard, it gets harder, so you don't care because you know you like,
you have your own things that become more precious. You get your like
concert you get older. That's just a fact. I think that is a
fact. I think that's true. Yes, you do, you do.
I think become more generally true. But did you do? It could be,
it could be, it could be generally true, but I don't think
it's I don't think it's true universally. I have become way more left leading
as time has gone. No conservative way about your family and who you care
about like not so much. That means like you become working like I care
about my tight nit group everybody else. I wish you guys the best.
Sorry, but I got kids, I got a wife, I got a
girlfriend, I got really close friends. That's not really conservative though, that's
just like self preservation. That's like, I guess conservative. Preservative is the
word I work for. Its technically politically, you do look after more of
you in your own You do look after more of you in your own.
But I don't think that's like exclusive. It is more like But yeah,
if at the end of the day, if we wanted to be because a
lot of people maybe they'll get uh, they'll they'll get offended, but it
is selfishness at the end of the day. It's like when we talk about
like billionaires of people with a lot of money by default them they're inaction is
immoral just by inaction and they would be like offended by hearing that. But
when you have just a massive amount of wealth that you know that could help
fix most of the major problems in the world, and you don't do anything
about it, why are we printing all this money and devalue in the dollar?
Why are we printing all this one It's like, oh, geez,
I wonder, I wonder if that has anything to do with all this money
that was already printed that's just chilling and offshore accounts collecting fucking dust and not
doing anything. Oh man, I wonder if that. I wonder if billions
of dollars billions, billions, billions billions of dollars chilling and offshore accounts not
checking back into economy has something to do with that. It's really really because
I've noticed is about astounding, like I hate it, like the idea of
wealth and what it what it is, what it has done to people and
groups like like I've I've been to I go to barbershops. Whenever I go
to barbershops obviously have like the big chats and conversations like the like the black
experience of the barbershop, right sure, and hearing them completely some of them
completely alienate like morality for the idea of what money means is so horrible and
sad because it's just like it's like you're like Kanye West, the rich man.
He knows who he's talking about, Like rich does not mean smart at
all. Rich just me not at all to them, Like this guy's rich,
guy is wealthy, he's doing this life. He guys don't know what
he's talking about because our world has been brainwatching the thinking that. That's also
so weird. It's also so weird because like, all right, that crowd
tends to talk down to like like rich. It's just it's it's selective,
you know what I mean? No, No, they do still they do.
Still, Like it's like look at all these fucking rich Hollywood actors fucking
like, oh they're fucking rich, what do they know about the fucking And
then they go to Jon Musk. It's like, oh, he's so rich,
you must know a lot. It's I think maybe that group, Yes,
that group when it comes to like that's what I'm talking about that I'm
talking about specifically, Like anyways, artists in general. We give artists so
much credence of them being like intelligent. It's like, no, you can
be talented artist, talented, talented even when it comes down to our level.
The type of stuff that I've heard people say about me, for instance,
and I immediately pushed back and I'm like, guy, I have memorized
a handful of things, but that does not make me smart, Like that
does not make me because I've been here, Well you're really you're really fun.
I'm like, no, I just I've I've read more than I bothered
the hell out of That would bother the hell out of me. And when
when people would come up to us a at like Vidconn or something and and
talk about that stuff where they they'd be like, oh, man, you're
so because intelligent. It's not. It's literally not intelligence at all. What
it is is just basic. I really do feel like it's just a basic
intuition or like maybe just common sense really, you know, because it's like
it should be it should be obvious. You don't need to be educated to
know that somebody who doesn't know where they are the majority of the time shouldn't
be running the country, you know what I mean. Or you don't have
to be educated to feel like, oh, maybe eighty year old shouldn't be
making policy decisions that are not going to affect them at all and are only
going to affect people who live afterwards. Like it's that's not there's nothing about
that that needs a degree at all. You're right, right, you guys
are right. But what happened is that those people got that knowledge from you,
so they inherently think you're intelligent because most teachers and like teachers are not
like none of them are not very intelligent, but obviously they're teaching us,
so we think they're smart, you know, not the discredit teachers, but
like a lot of teachers are probably like it looks like grade school teachers.
I'm probably not the like super super smart people. They understand the curriculum,
how to teach younger children generation. There's a lot of knowing how. I
know handful of teachers now, and they're not smart people. They're just knowing
how, knowing how and knowing how to teach. Knowing how to teach is
a skill set and of its own, and it's really arguably the most important
skill set period ever. Oh yeah, I can't jobs, dude, I
can't teach anyone. I don't understand how to teach. I like, I
remember, like when I was younger, like my my my nephew came up
to me, it was like, hey, can you teach me how to
play guitar? I was like, I have no idea how even slightly And
it seems easy, I guess because it's just like but I would just be
like and I remember being like, no, yeah, I can down a
lot of I've I've turned down a lot of people that have wanted me to
teach them guitar drums, but only because I would be honest with them,
and I would hope that they understand that it's not that I'm trying to be
lazy or brush them off. It's that legitimately the way that I learned the
drums and guitar, I would tell them it was mostly I have this thing
that is uh, It's it's like some people that are great at drawing,
they can they like I can only trace. I can't fucking see something a
picture and draw it like damn near perfect. But then my friend Ed is
a fucking god at drawing me. When it comes to music, I have
this like perfect pitch thing that it was easy for me to absorb things.
And there's so much about music that I don't know. Lots of chords,
the most basic shit that you should go to school for or like take a
class war. I don't know most of that stuff. I know how to
play most chords, but if you were like, tell me the name of
this chord, I don't know most of them because I just that's pretty.
So how I learned how to play guitar was just hearing ship and then being
like all right, and then figuring it out. And then as I was
playing guitar for like a couple of months with my friend Moises, and then
I started to learn the basics with them, and I was like, oh,
this is gay. I don't care because it was it was basically me
going It was me going backwards, which what I should do. I really
should learn the basics. Like I'm dude, I'm the same way, I'm
the same, Like I know the basic chords. There's some chords that I
found with like like I don't know like suspended sevenths or whatever, like you
know what I mean. Like we're like they're the weird sounding chords where it's
like I know how to play them, I know where to put them.
I have no idea what the fuck that's called. I don't know what I
don't know what that chord is. I know all the basic piano like I
learned all of the basics, and that's all I was able to get down
back remember the classic piano players. So she's like, you gotta learn.
I know, I know A through G and some of the miners. If
you are even those things that you tell me like I forgot, so we
can. I can sit down with you and then as soon as you play
and say that's A, then I'd be like, okay, yeah, I
know that. I just didn't know it was A. I just that for
whatever reason, my brain doesn't want to retain that memory because it's like I
get it and I was mostly trained in not trained. That's the there's no
trading guy. I mostly played a metal and that was a huge thing that
I skipped over, like playing basic stuff. I went to metal. I
went to down tuning, which kind of me where there's so many songs that
I played down tuned and I played differently than another person would play in a
standard tuning. So I'm I tell people like, I can't teach you on
the drums. I told how I played the drums. I told people I
watched music videos and I just watched people drum and then I just did air
drumming until I got a drum and got on them. It's kind of like
played. It's kind of like I don't know. It's it's like trying to
introduce people to video games who've never played him, you know where. It's
like, I don't know, I don't know where to start you really,
Like I have an idea of where to start, you like, but I
also don't know if that's I have no idea if that's the best way,
because I don't know what it's like to learn how to play video games.
I've been playing video games since I was a fucking child, since before.
Like my earliest memories are literally like teching and stuff, you know, So
like, I don't know what it's like to have to learn that. For
me, it's different. I'm a cable teacher. I was he just assistant
a few times. For me, if you don't want to learn, I
don't want to teach you. That is my instant thing, right, like,
oh sure, so I've taught people like how to play like Dudgeons,
dragons in D and D and shit like that, right and for people instead
of like, you have to learn how to do something, so I don't
have to tell you how to do it all the time, so you can
do it yourself. That is the most important thing about learning stuff in general.
You have to figure it out. Hey, I really know how to
do this. When people are like, how do you do this? Just
tell me how to do it, I'm like, I'm not to do anything
else anymore. I'm done. I'm done talking to you or teaching you how
to do this. I feel you, I feel I hate I hate it.
It bothers what that's like for me when I would learn how to do
something, It's like I like when I was little and I was learning to
cook from my grandma. I didn't want my grandma to keep cooking. I
wanted to lute it myself. So I was like, Grandma, how do
you do this and this? How do you season a chicken? How do
you clean a chicken and she taught me. I do it now, I
can do it myself. Other people that just give me the answer, and
that blows. That makes me feel crazy when I see that happen. I'm
like, what do you mean? So you want have ability to be able
to pass? You want to pass based on me? But why why do
you think I want to see if we're because why do you why do you
like let me I guess? Let me phrase it this way. Do you
get like maybe a hit of dopamine? Do you feel better when you fucking
like conquered something, learned something, you figure something on your own? Do
you actually do you feel better? Because like I do? And that's like
recently, right, recently, I had I went back to college, right,
and I recently had to do a math class that was all of all
of college mathematics from algebra you would take in high school, we're getting outtake
like in high school, all the way to calculus too. I had to
learn that in one summer and I did it, and I feel really proud
of myself that I did that. There was a hard fucking class and if
I missed one day, I'd have to like do a bunch of extra backup
work, and I had COVID like twice during the time. It happened like
it was really difficult, and I learned it and now I have it.
Now I have that a skill set of my own. I can do that.
FELD made it feel good doing that shit. Yeah, let me feel
like, oh I achieved I know I can do this. That's I always
try to communicate that to people when they want the quick because even like say
memory that I've re chained in my brain, but it's been pushed all the
way back. Sometimes I'd be like, don't don't tell me the answer if
you know it, let me, let me work it out, let me
figure it out. Let me because then once I remember the answer, once
I treated, it's like it feels so much better, Like, oh good,
I didn't have to just rely on Google or what have you. It
feels nice when you even like you can work things out in your own or
even like say a problem, solving a problem, but not have to immediately
go to somebody. Because something that feels good, it feels good. It
feels really good, Like I'm like, oh good, my brain isn't completely
fucked it. Like when you're listening like when you go when you fuck up
that first time you can't curl something, you go back and you do it
right. It is the same kind of endorphans who you're like, oh my
god, I can do this now, this is something I'm capable of doing,
but that don't have that fucking everybody knows the video games, if you
if you played a fucking from software game from software when youse games. Here's
the thing though, this is look I learned this, and this is so
I think I've always known this. But there was a guy I think his
name is like Matt smither No, but he's he's a neuro neurologist. Is
that right, I don't know. It doesn't matter, but a neuroscientist anyway,
it doesn't matter. But he went on Joe Rogan's podcast years ago for
Joe Rogan just my completely insane, and he was just talking about sleep.
Long story short. He was talking about like, have you ever noticed,
like there's a thing called sleeping on a problem, sleep on issue. You
wake up and then you're able to do that thing better than when you went
to sleep, and it's because your brain is working the problem out as you're
sleeping. So when it comes to playing something. I've noticed this video games
and music. I've noticed when I'd be trying to learn how to play a
riff or something, I'd be getting frustrated, and I'd wake up the next
day and I can play it way easier. Same thing with the video game.
If I was getting my ass handed to me, and my brain works
some shit out to help me conquer it while I'm sleeping, and I wake
up when I whoop its ass, And it's something that I was I noticed,
but I was never truly cognizant of because I didn't pay attention to it.
But when he said that, I was like, that's fucking phenomenal.
When you think about that, that how I just and I like that feeling
and I don't ever want to be robbed of that. So when people are
always trying to have shortcuts, not fully work something out and stuff, that
they're robbed of that feeling of just like, damn, I fucking killed it.
It's yeah, it's I don't know how the fuck we got here at
all, no idea how we got here, It don't matter. Should get
some should we get some? Uh, let's sucking crush some questions? Some
of these uh, some of these questions. Huh, all right, let's
see, let's see, let's see, let's see what is Jesus Christ.
There's so many there's so many questions, now you all right? Uh?
Hayden Spring wrote and he's like, hello, respectable gentlemen, What out of
pocket nonsense would make insomniac Spider Man two better or worse? I vote a
dedicated slur button or making it so you have to play as Mary Jane the
whole game. I was so so I was so disappointed by the way because
I saw some gameplay of Spider Man two and immediately they brought those fucking puzzles,
like those those those puzzles are back in the fucking little Little the Little
Spider Robot. Do you remember those little spider robots? I totally forgot about
those. I wiped them out of my memory. But there's like there's like
those sections with like the the Little Spider Robot that's like jumping around indoors and
fuck it, I you can skip those kids. I don't know, man,
I don't know. I don't skip them. After you beat the game.
Maybe he's apposed to be the game, Yeah, it's it's after you
beat the game, you can skip them, but it's like, fuck,
man, like what if you if you the The issue that I have with
that, right is like, if you're gonna give somebody the option to skip
them after they beat the game, that kind of intrinsically that that kind of
indicates that you know as a developer, that no one wants to really do
this, you know what I mean, Like, it's it's fucking bizarre that
that's back. I'm excited for it. It still looks it looks really cool,
and I'm excited to play Spider Man two obviously, but like genuinely did
that's such a step back from Miles Morales in my opinion, because Miles Morales
had none of that, and it was way way better of a of just
a gameplay experience. I forgot, sorry, good what all the bush was
cut out of? It? Was? It was a streamlined Spider Man game
in the best way, which I really is just inflating the time there's that,
like the way that ship's back. I don't know the argument. The
argument is usually like, well it's for pacing because you don't want to be
Spider Man the whole time, and it's like, yes, I do,
Yes, I do I'm playing a Spider Man game. If I didn't want
to play, tell you what. If I got to the point where I
was getting bored of being Spider Man and Spider Man game, you know what
I do. I fucking turn the game off and play something else. I
don't fucking go like, oh thank god, I'm Mary Jane, Now what
the fuck I mean? I definitely say I personally, I'm weird. I'm
weird about engine. I'd want to be Peter, I like. I like
Spider Man for being Peter Parker and Spider Man. The same thing with Miles
being both Miles and Spider Man. I want to I want some of their
like their human character. I think that's what helps them be our social Street
character. I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that and cut scenes though,
you know what I mean? Yeah, like I don't need that.
I don't need that to be that. Walking around and talking to people's fine
too, but like to me, it's like the whole like I didn't mind
being Peter and like walking around like the what is it the feast shelter,
the homeless shelter, and talking to people like I didn't mind that at all,
or like Miles at the parade, you know, or not at the
parade, the what was it the fair or whatever. I don't mind that
thing. It's when you're Mary Jane, you're sneaking around, or like when
you're a fucking tiny robot, or when you're doing like fucking match puzzles,
It's like, this isn't I don't mean I was able to taste those motherfuckers,
bro I felt powerful. I just feel like Mary Jane, and I
just feel like Mary Jane shouldn't be involved with Spider Man stuff to the degree
that she is. Yeah, your six decades too late, man, I
know, I know, I know, I understand. I just I don't
like that she's I don't know. Her being a journalist just sort of feels
like, I like, it just feels like it feels like a really hand
fisted It just feels like a really hand fisted way to get her involved in
Spider Man's life more than like, I feel like Mary Jane's life is it
should be Peter and she should she should have her own thing that isn't just
being like a tool for being for like helping Peter out. Like I don't
think it really serves her well. I don't think it's like interesting at all.
It's just Lois Lane. They turned her into Lois Lane for me,
I think the only reason why she's like, I don't like MJ. I've
never really been a big fan of that Mary Jane Watson ever. I've always
been kind of like, Peter can do better than you, even though she's
fine, Like Peter can do better than you. He's fucking he's hanging out
with like Carol Danvers and Black Widow and fucking Rogue and Storm, and like
he can get some powerful pussy bro Like what are You're just an attractive girl
from Queens who dyes her hair red, Like you're You're not on his level
anymore. I'm sorry, but their their love story is like so intrinsic to
like I'd argue they're the most famous couple in comics. It's between them or
it's like a close it's verticles between him them and Lewis and Clark. It's
very very Yeah, I would think Lois and Clark takes. I think takes.
I think yeah. I mean they've had multiple shows. They've had multiple
shows. I think the modern time now with like Peter and MJ from like
I don't think historically it was like, I mean, I think they have
a modern Lewis and Clark too, like in that in that like they really
have Superman and Lowis. You're right that that shit just yeah, no,
I would say I would. I would say that Lowis and Clark takes it
by or Superman takes it by a what And I say that, I don't
mean that, I know what you're saying. It kind of reminds me a
little bit of like, you know how Beauty Peautypie was like the most subscribed
channel for a certain point, and then like the second most subscribed channel before
him was like fifty million below him. Yeah, but even but the people
below that fifty million, we're even further away. It's kind of like that
where it's like I feel like I feel like Superman and Lois, that's that's
beauty Pie. Spider Man and MJ is probably like number two. It still
way higher than everything else around it. But like I would say, there
would never be a TV show called Peter and MJ. Never there No one
would watch. That would not be something that I would watch. I watched
one episode, I'm watch one episode, not watched the whole thing. And
I'd be like, this show was interesting and I wouldn't talk to my friends
about it. But man, don't even put that definitely is about the fucking
green light that shit right now, just because they're looking, they're looking for
writers, so they're probably just like they're probably hanging around podcasts the Spider Man
shows unfortunately, which which is really sad. Like Spider Man an episodic form
is significantly better than movies. But I think that, you know, unfortunately
they did Daredevil. If they did a Spider Man's show. I'm sure if
they did a Spider Man's show and they really took time but money into it,
bro, it would be it'd be groundbreak if people be like, oh,
this is an amazing television show, but they wouldn't. I think the
movies makes much money. I think, yeah, God, the movies,
man, it's crazy. The movies of I just I have not been I've
not been satiated. I've not been satisfied since the the og Sam Raimi ones.
And I think that's just because it's probably nostalgia lens and it's probably just
all the YouTube poops and memes that are surrounding it. Why I enjoy it
so much, but everything moving forward, I've I've just felt something lacking always,
even with the trilogy happening, with the What's his Face? Tom Holland
Tom Holland, Yeah, where I still feel like something just feels I don't
feel satisfied and I can't put my finger on there's there's a that's the problem
with those movies. Yeah, well, I don't even think it's I don't
even think it's necessarily just due to that. I do think you're right that
is the problem is that they're all confined to the MCU. But I also
feel like generally move all movies now kind of feel like MCU movies. Like
it's not even just that the MCU is the problem, it's just that like
everything kind of emulates it. And back then, like I don't know Man,
Spider Man two and like The Dark Night were only a few years apart,
and they feel like very drastically different films, whereas like I don't know,
you look at like The Flash and it feels like every fucking movie it
just doesn't like especially especially and also there's this really ruining I don't like Ezra
Miller as a Flash. It just doesn't work for me, and it's not.
Yeah, this was before like we found out he was or they were
insane, Like, I just don't. I don't like even before we found
out all that crazy shit that that they did. I was when the uh
first in the Justice League movie, it just didn't work for me. I'm
like, I don't this something, this is not this is not the I
don't want it. And uh I saw the movie. The only thing I
liked about it was Michael Keaton. That was the only thing I liked about
that. Yeah, and even that he was so out of place like it
was. It was like it would be like it would be like putting Tony
Soprano and Smash Brothers like it felt it felt so fun out of pocket.
Don't they do that though? Yo, you would finally get me to get
on team Nintendo if they put fucking Tony Soprano and Smash Bro. Like we
didn't talking about that fucking horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible Nintendo direct Bro.
I didn't even see it. What happened? Nothing there? Mario for
the DS now, I mean, but wasn't that the same thing for a
fucking the state of play Bro? That's it? This this new one showed
nothing it was just like here's a RPGs. No one's gonna play again again.
Like I was like, wait a minute. They showed me a ton
of Spider Man before I was already like, well, I'm not even personally,
I'm not excited about it because I forgot that it's a PS five exclusive
and i've been I was like, I had no reason to buy a PS
five yet because really the graphics weren't that much of a difference. When I
I saw like PS five versus PS four playing got a war, I'm like,
that's not that's not enough for me to get PS five. I do
want to play Demon Souls, but it's been that long. Demon Souls is
gorgeous, man, dude, and it's been gorgeous. It's been so long,
but it's past. It's ridiculous to me. Like played like I forgot.
I was like, that's but that's how I felt like. I was
so like, I just I got over that itch to like, Okay,
I need a PS five, but the hard to get and then it's so
long passed it on way it's I can play it fucking years to come.
It's fine, dude, it'll be on the dude, it will literally by
the time the PS five comes out with like a pro model, or like
this one, if the PS five comes out with a pro model and this
one goes down in price by that time, Spider my two might PM PC.
Right, that's that's yeah, So you don't. I kind of for
some reason, and my dumbatch just thought it was gonna be on PC because
since the the first ones on PC. Now, I just my brain just
brain fire. I forgot that it was a PS four exclusive. I forgot
about that's yeah. Microsoft is the one that does that. Yeah. I
was like, oh great, I can't even play it. That was only
on PS five And I was like, oh, yeah, right, yeah,
But I just don't know. I just wish I Nintendo. Its completely.
People are like, they're obviously winding down. Do you have a new
console coming out next year? It's like, then, don't present, Wait
show us your new content. Wait did they Is that confirmed that they're they're
showing No, confirmed, it's it's believed to speculated heavily. It's not confirmed.
I very much. I believed next year they'll be like, we have
nothing again, and people will be like, but it's fine, it's fine.
The new Pokemon game and it's gonna be not finished. But that Mario
looks pretty cool. Wonder looks cool. Yeah, that's cool. So my
RPG looks cool. I like playing that game when I was seven. Yeah,
you know, look, I will get it out. I had playing
that game when I was switched for a minute and then I got sorry,
I gotta switch for a minute, and then I got rid of it,
and then I'll come back if they I know they won't do this, but
if they at some point, UH have a remade version of Mario sixty four,
I would I would come. I would come back because that's really the
only thing that I want from Nintendo. I would love for that game to
just be. I don't know. To me, it makes never gonna do
it. I know they're not going to there. It doesn't make sense why
it's it's why what what's going on with Why wouldn't they? Though? Like?
What? Why? What is? What's going on with Nintendo? You
know what I think it is? What do I think it is? Yeah?
I think it's because that game is so classic and so broken in such
a very specific way and so beloved that they're afraid to go back and fix
any of it or really or really spruce any of it up, because it
might destroy what's so cool about the origin and it won't live up to the
hype of of what the original is supposed to be. I think that's the
only it reminds me of, like almost like why Half Life three will never
come where it's like there's there's really no point. It is just I agree
with the Half Life of right, think like this, right, there's no
reason why think of it like this, Think of it like this, think
of it like this. I think I think they use use a brain,
use a brain, turn on what happens? Is this right? Nintendo has
the greatest video game catalog in history period. We argue, what you want
to say, what you want to have your own opinions. You're wrong.
It's Nintendo unfortunately successful, that's for sure. He can't argue that, sorry,
not as good as Tiger Electronics. You have your opinion, you might
be right, might do it, but there's they don't. They don't.
The access to the Game Boy Advance is gone. You can't access that catalog
of video games there is if there is no reason why they should not have
have an ability for you to be able to buy the games for the like
if they released it for a week, like one week, they were like,
Hey, we're gonna make all of almost all of our video Gameway Evans
games available, Come buy them up, have fun do this. They would
make billions of dollars in days, because I know persons thirty five dollars per
game for at least. So the question, so, the question why,
that's what I want to know. What are they doing? I don't.
I think because they're a Japanese company and a tradition of things being where they
were is so important to them that they don't understand how stupid and much and
money they're missing. It just sounds so faith It sounds so unbelievable to me,
like they wouldn't have people crunching numbers like bruh, because I know.
I agree though I agree that I'm willing to give them a lot of my
money, and it's like they don't want it. And that always because I
couldn't get the games I wanted, I was forced to buy this. It's
cost me two hundred dollars. I'm so mad I paid the money I paid
for this, but I was forced, man, I had to do it,
and I've been using it regularly more than the switch, in fact,
way more than Wait, what have you been using my three dys more than
my switch? Like my I have this, that's weird. I barely use
my switch though, like I I've had a switch for since I have had
since it came out. This is how desmer I wanted to play these old
games, both of them. Is that the light? I get a light.
Yeah, I still have an sp somewhere. It's laying around somewhere.
It's just I don't I don't know what. I don't know what's going on
with their brains. I don't know what's going on with their brains. I
don't know what's going on with them, Like Fiscal like they clearly not hurt
for money obviously, Like a Pokemon game that's half a video game and people
buy it up and act like it's a great as on a planet. Talking
to people about that game was the most insane shit to me ever I've ever
experienced, because people where people were defending, Like it's like when people like,
let's what game came out? That was kind of fun that people were
defending. People were defending cyberpunk right, and people were cyberpunple was fucked when
it first came out, it was a fucked game, right, I loved
it. I loved the game, but it was a fucked video game when
it came out. Yeah, it was a fucked video game for the majority
of people, Like I I'm having. It's the same thing with Starfield for
me right now, man, where like people are like performance on PC is
terrible. It's like it is running fucking flawlessly for me. Yeah you're lucky,
ye, Like it's it's so like and it's same thing happened with with
Cyderpunk, where it's like it crashed. Cyberpunk crashed once for me, and
then the rest of the experience is completely bug free, like totally like it
didn't look as pretty as as they promised for sure, but like you know,
like it did never a tracing or whatever, but like it was a
fucking dopeass game. And I remember being like this is so good, and
everybody's like, are you fucking stupid? And like that's like, yo's what's
going on? What's going on? But then they were like then, but
then the same people that were talking to about Cyberpunk, Pokemon came out and
you're falling through the world, your Pokemon's appearing with inside of you. You
can't go into any buildings, the ship, the ship that was, and
it's just like you got your brains are mush. You guys are incapable of
admitting the truth amon Asendo anymore Pokemon Pokemon games, though, I don't say
this to defend them, right, Okay, I want to make that very
very clear. They have been buggy for a very very long time. Like
the even the original Pokemon games were fucking very buggy. It wasn't like as
noticeable because two D games are very yeah, dude, missing No, they
were like there were certain chapters where you got where the game would like crash
itself like a lot. I don't remember running into some crashes, remember Missing
Pokemon Yellow No No, No, Pokemon Yellow, Pokemon Red. I remember
having like I remember that game crashing on me. Before I understood what crashing
was. I thought my game boy walking. They would freeze definitely happened,
remember that for sure, right, But I don't remember. But but that's
like very it was, I guess not in comparison, right, because the
bugs now are like so because games are a lot more complicated now and so
like the things that can go wrong with them are a lot more. I'm
not saying it to defend them. I'm just saying like they have a long
history of being very very They've gotten buggy year, I'll say, but they've
always been They've always been buggy. It's kind of like the opposite of Betesta,
where where Starfield's like the least buggy game they've ever put out, and
like, and this is like, this is the most buggy game that that
fucking what is it Pokemon's ever put out. Yeah, the bugs that were
coming out of that Pokemon game, though, I remember laughing my ass off
at it because they were fucking genuinely funny. I was cracking my ass out.
I love dude, I love the original ones, anything anything before,
anything before the three dst Pokemon, I'll fucking play it. I like it.
Cool games, fun. But the amount that people are able to like
just completely gate like quality and then say other games are bad, It's like,
dude, you play Nintendo games religiously, you gotta understand that, Like,
you know, come on, they'll never make a they'll never make a
Skyrim level game. They can't. They don't know how they got that's cool.
You know, they made it again, those cool like I have,
no, I have there's nothing they're making that I look forward to at all
period. Same thing with Sony as well, very much so true Sony as
well, But I have no Like after Spider Man, I might sell my
PS five because they what else did they got after that? I'm just coming
after that, Like, well, I mean that's got aboard Revenge. Oh
no, what the fuck? You play video you play? You play video
games? You know what I mean? They're going to There's also Wolverine on
the horizon as well. Yeah, what is that two years from now?
No, I think it's I think it's next year. I think it's next
year, next year, And I think so, I think Insomniac Listen,
they do. Insomniac is unreasonable with like how they how quickly they get shipped
out. They put two games out within like five months of each other at
the beginning of the PS five generation, and they're already Spider Man two is
already out. They're working quicker than every other fucking studio. And so I
do think it's possible that it's it's at the very least, if not next
year, probably obviously early early the year after. But I think there.
I don't know, man, I think people are getting a little too fucking
weird about It's like, dude, there's nothing on the horizon for Sony,
and it's like there is. They'll show it when they've got like a lot
of stuff to show, and they'll also show it when, you know,
I would imagine after Spider Man there's going to be a showcase. I don't
think they like to cannibalize. I think they're like, oh, Spider Man's
out. We don't know. That's what's interesting. The Last of Us Part
three, No nobody willing Ghost of Tsushima. I know they're doing another one
of those, but aside from that, we don't really know. Jo Revenge
Joel. Joel comes back, pops out of the ground or wherever they buried
him. You know, he's like, throw him in the dumpster whatever,
he pops out of it and shit with the just like yeah, I mean,
I I don't really use my PS five that much at all. I
like, the Xbox is my main thing and then PC is the second one
afterwards. But I have the PS five because I know this. I know
there's going to be must play shit there and especially for the show. Uh,
it just helps to be there on day one. But yeah, I
mean, I don't know whatever. We didn't answer this question at all,
but thanks thanks. I don't I don't, I don't remember what the question
was and I lost it, So thank you, sir. I think,
oh yeah, that hid slur Broughton would would be a great addition. If
if there's a button for for miles where if you press triangle, he says
the N word, it would be great. Shit, I'd break my triangle.
We oh yeah, the triangle with the triangle would be gone like it
would be would be like rubbed off. Let's see, let's see authentic Shaggy.
Authentic Shaggy wrote in he says, hello, my three little weekly bad
baby boys, A long time set dressing, first time being a side character.
Have you guys seen the sheer amount of music coming out this fall?
There's hundreds of hours of anticipated music just on the horizon. Also probably a
fair amount of trash. Uh. Also, there are are there seasons preferred
for music releases. I summer, summer, blockbuster. I don't know.
I've been so clued in on video games that, like every other entertainment medium,
is just like completely stuck by me. Like I don't know, like
outside of like Barbie and Oppenheimer, like in like I am not paying attention
to movies at all. I am not paying attention to music even slightly.
I don't know what the fuck is on the horizon at all. Music has
been too overwhelming even more, I was gonna give I was gonna give my
shot at because there was people that we're like, oh, you should.
There's a whole meta going where people are just like jamming along to like music
kind of in a reaction way, and I'm like, all right, I
did it a few times and I was like, oh, let me give
let me give this a shot, like I'll it'll it'll be fun. And
there is shit coming out all the time, and I'm like, ah,
fuck this. It's like I'm not like it's if you don't you know,
if if you're not caught up with it, then no one gives a shit,
like if it's already days later. And there was so crazy. I
was like, god damn, there's so much music coming out with me actually
paying attention, and I was, I was, I just fell behind.
I'm like I'm good, I'm just gonna listen and whatever and not just enjoyed
music, I don't. For me. It's like I've gotten to the point
where I listened to so much like I just I've gotten really into old like
nineties music like Gypsy Queen and shit like that, like I've just been like
on that ship or like Brazilian like funk music. It's like really simple beats
that people are just dancing around too. And I'm like, I don't even
listen to good like I don't listen to good hip hop anymore. It's in
a garbage and I'm like, shit, dude, I gotta cleanse my path.
I gotta go back to New York for a little while it's in the
music and like my my homies and then come back like all right, I
understand good rap music again. But I've been really into Soundsn't a Black Sabbath
again for some reason because when I was younger into them a little bit,
and like I listened to the Black Sabbath and Grateful Dead because I'm I think
my uncles they like that shit probably and sounds that sounds like an uncle because
when my uncle's was a nerd, he liked the fucking weird. She like
D and D back when it was like people thought you were the devil liking
it, and I was just like, all right, someone listening to this
shit and I would just watch listen to him, and I'm like, this
music is strange and angry, but like I'm seven, so like whatever,
I fuck with it and now listen to it again. I'm like, oh,
this gets weird as shit, I'll still listen to it and literally hates
it. She's just like bad bunny and shit so like her, her ears
are bleeding listening to the ship I was listening too lately, dude, my
my, my music. My music consumption has been so fucked lately. It's
I don't even know how to. I've been delving into like def Tones,
I've been delving into Chica, who I feel like is relatively like I just
there's a new albums she came up with recently that I really like, and
I just like, I don't know, like Metric. I was listening to
a rock set a little bit, which is like very specific, uh,
but I don't know. Man if if if if I open Spotify and it
tells me that a new release is out for something that it thinks I'm interested
in, that is the only way I'm going to find out about it,
Like I have no tethers to like a music community, Like my friends aren't
really musical, like they are musical people, but like not in like the
new sense, like they're very much like every time we get together, we
just listened to like old stuff, and it's usually old stuff that we like
either have on rotation or just stuff that we've genuinely never heard before that's fucking
old, and we're like, how did we not hear this? But what
our friend group actually just the same kind of music every time, and it
makes me like it's good music. It's very sof like you listened to like
very like like nineties dance music, and that every music is amazing. It
is great music coming out that is just good to listen to. But we
listened to it all the time, and it drives me mad, like I
get crazy again. That's why I That's why I go to That's why I
go to throw in insane shit like ether're in like Japanese breakfast and stuff.
I'm just trying, like trying like spruce it up a bit. But I
was listening. I was listening to because I was trying to like I was
looking at some of the playlists that I have on Spotify, and I was
like, I have a high school playlist that's just like all the stuff that
I would listen to it as like a kid, or stuff that was on
the radio and I was a kid, just to get that vibe. And
I was like, I gotta flush this out a little bit more. And
I found a song that I can't I totally fuck so right now, like
the most the most recent editions are like a lot of it's a lot of
Daughtry. It's like, fucking it's Daughtry. And I found this song that
I can't believe I totally forgot about fucking Liz Fair. Do you know?
Do you know Liz Fair? It sounds familiar, but I'm not sure.
Why can't I breathe whenever I talk about you? It's it's like that,
dude, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I heard it
and I was like, fuck, this reminds me of like a very specific
moment when I was a kid, when I was like eating fucking brownies in
Yonkers. So I was like, this is definitely going in here. Uh,
but it's it's all just like memory trigger music. It's just like,
oh, this is I haven't listened to these songs since I was a child,
so like when I listened to the again, it's like, oh,
it brings you back to this point. But I would never fucking like like
you're everywhere? She hates that song, and I'm like, why don't you
like the song? The good song? She doesn't like? How can you
hate like the song like fucking insane, has no attachment to it, And
I'm like, how do you know? Like Michelle Brandt's like, she's the
song is great? I think I don't know. I think she should be
shot. Let's move on, all right, Let's let's get a handful.
We spent a long time on one of those, so let's try and get
how you feel about three more. All right, let's do it. Uh,
I'm not I'm not answering. I'm not asking that question. Oh you
know what, I'll read it. I'm not answering. This white guy dangerously
close to accidentally saying the N word because of this podcast. Be careful,
guys, be careful, he wrote in he says, Hey, crabs,
what's the most embarrassing piece of non porn you've jerked off? To For me,
it was an episode of Big Bang Theory when I was fourteen. Wow,
good time, that's crazy. Wow, I definitely mean what's sexy in
that show? Oh? Man? I don't know. Man, I can
tell you guys what you guys will never I'll never live it down. So
I can't. I don't, I'll never live it down. Let's just keep
that silent. It's a safe space. I want you guys understan and it
is fucking hilarious. But I'm not gonna I'm not gonna tell you guys it
is. You guys would come out. I swear you guys figuring it out
then then fucking say it and be going for the show. Somebody would tell
you what I'll tell you. I'll say it. I'll say it. If
you say it, that's a problem. You say it. If you say
it, I'll say it. No, No, you have to go first.
Okay, So there is it's just gonna sound crazy because I don't.
I can't ease my way into this. There is a point. I can't
even this goes out. So wow, there's a point. I'm in the
chimunks where there's a really hot girl with no braun and I in the Chimunk's
live action movie. That's awesome. And I look back at that moment,
and every time I look back at that moment, I feel like such a
barbarian. I hate I hate the person I was because of that. It
what happens is that during this scene, it goes to the chipmunks, and
I'm like, oh, man needs a fucking chipmunks and I have to wait,
and then it just prologues the process even more and I'm like, this
is the most chips off. Let's hear, let's hear. You're cool.
That's pretty cool. I like that. R it's so embarrassing. That's pretty
cool. I like that. That's so. That is good answer. That
is that is really? That is really it's horrible. It's a pretty good
answer. I don't know if I could. I don't know if I could
top that, to be honest, I think so. I'm trying to remember.
There's there's like a few of them that I know. It's really I
don't know, Curvy Tree no, so, God damn. It sounds like
some like it was just it was it was I don't remember what episode it
was hot there is some episode. It was some episode of Modern Family.
Uh, and it was. It was Sophia Frigara, but I don't remember.
I don't remember what the fuck. I don't remember what it was.
I don't remember the the exact instance because I never went back to it at
a certain I can't touch well, no, I just I could just like,
oh I could, I could just google porn. This is ridiculous.
Yeah, but uh yeah that might that might be it. I don't remember
what episode. I wish I could, but that's the one that comes to
mind. Anyway, I'm sure there were I'm sure there were a lot of
other ones. The moment you realize I'm blanking from like, oh wait,
all of this other magazines and attractive whistles and curvaceous bia hydrants, these mean
nothing to me. Now I can watch real pornog Yeah, that's I was.
I was trying to rack my memory, and I've never had I've never
done anything like that that wasn't or adjacent to porn. Like say, the
closest thing was up my mom she has uh she would have buy these sports
illustrated swimsuit editions and like those are like they're they're adjacent though, right,
But it's not so like that would be But other than that. I always,
you know, even though it was fucking dial up. Man, I
don't give a fuck. I'd get up late at night, download some shit,
burn it on a disc, and have this fucking pimp ass disc is
full of way too much shit to one point that I thought way more graphic
too, were I had a lot of my My favorite when I was like
in middle school was was like a sorority type shit. It was like call
it because you know, that was the fantasy, like, oh, MANU
all these girls up and so it would be like, oh, clearly some
chick that's not in college, but that's just the title. You know.
It's like that burly eighteen ship when they clearly they're like thirty or whatever.
It's they're just saying whatever, woman, just say whatever. That woman has
mother ariolas. Dude be blown out for being sucked on, Like dude,
I used to know, dude, I used to know exactly. Do you
remember those girls gone wild ads on exactly exactly dude, five am or or
something like that, where I was like, for me, it was ten
o'clock. Yeah, yeah, And I remember I remember being like I know
it's coming, and I would just wait. I would just I would wait
and they would like they would be like you get like a minute and min
and a half, you go like a minute and a half max. So
it's like you had to be quick about it, right buddy, dude,
dude, I had it down to the fucking minute, none a the fucking
minute. I knew exactly when they would show up. So fucking funny.
My my uncle, my uncles. I don't know why it's you know,
like because it's it's a weird thing, right all it's like all uncles ivan
Like, why is it always the uncle that's the pervert? Even though like
you, you don't turn into an uncle. There's a correct criteria to turn
into an uncle. But why is it when there's like a degenerate in the
family, it's always the uncle. And what I mean by that my yeah,
yeah, so is it? Is it just every guy? And then
I even I think it's also because the word uncle is just such a fucking
silly sounding like like in comparison anything else, my uncle, Yeah, there,
that's my uncle. The fuck. Like, say, look at my
my dad before he passed. Uh, I don't think he was that guy.
And he probably was an uncle to one of his brothers or something.
But then like, but he wasn't, he wasn't the guy. But then
my on my my, my dad's uh uh, one of his brothers,
he became that guy. He was the uncle, and so he was the
big He was the biggest degenerate ever where. He didn't even try to hide
his porn or anything. There was a gun next to his porn that was
I easily had access to, and there was definitely played one of my uncle's
guns before. I definitely didn't have a clip in it. It didn't have
a clip in it. But I definitely one time because I was like,
why did I get a beating? I was like, I was trying to
reflect on why I got a beating one time and the phil meeting a story.
I definitely went my uncle's room, Doug dude, trying to find some
of his comic books. Found the gun came. I was like, Grandma,
look what I got. She was like, oh no, no,
he will pull the trigger and not have a clue why anything went wrong.
She got it from me beat my ass And I was just sitting in my
room like, wait, what did I do this? You got your ass
beating? You didn't even know if she did. What did I do?
She scolded me? Right, she scold when I do wrong thing? Me
no do Now me just waved toy in there and he's just waved yeah.
Yeah, but yeah, I had a lot. I had a lot of
good material A lot of good materials. My uncle. I just say that,
like the last thing. I'll say, move on. Just we're sitting
down watching Comedy Central or something or whatever. We're board. So he starts
flipping the channels and this fucking guy he knows now I'm a dumb kid,
so he paid for some of the spicy channels, right yeah, And so
he's flipping and he's pretending that he's flipping arbitrarily. But then it goes to
like some of the porn, and I remember this blonde chick with huge Titti's
rubbing them and moaning, and he's looking at me like he's all surprised that
he flipped on it where clearly you have to go to the high channels.
You know. I got older, and I'm like, what a fucking pervert.
I am a kid, And he's like, I'm gonna show this.
I'm I'm gonna waken this motherfucker. He's just flipping through porn channels and like
there's some chick just grabbing her Titti's looking like she just can't take it anymore,
Like she just wants you so badly, and I'm looking she sent you
down the path, broried to me, down the path of darkness. Bro,
it's in hindsight. I'm like, I wouldn't do I wouldn't do that
to my nephew's so weird. I'm the uncle. I'm like the I'm like
the everyone comes to talk to me because I'm like the emotionally intelligent uncle in
my family. Like my niece whatever, she's like having a really hard trouble
or like the cousin wild that is a wild family. Man, Dude,
my family's the only person that was normal. The only person that was normal
was my grandma. But she was normal by other people's standards. She was
still crazy, but she was like she appeared she played normal. Wow,
she was like, oh, I present as a regular person. But yeah,
like talking to like my niece, and my niece's being like, I'm
okay, so I really appreciate you being able to talk to you about crazy
stuff. You're very like upstanding, and I'm like Brianna. I tried to
fuck Ben Game more than once. I'm not I'm not an upstanding person at
all, but I'm like a good uncle. It's so insane thinking like when
Lily met them and how much they loved me and how much they like really
looked up to me, and they're like they do they know who you are?
And I'm like, nah, they don't. They have no clue to
kind of person. That's the only way that people can that's the only way
that people can look up to you is if they don't know who you are.
Everybody's everybody's like I remember say it's funny too, because like I remember
saying, you guys, remember that sentiment of like, I guess it's not
like a like a dead sentiment. It's probably just like a generalized kind of
saying this point where it's like never meet your heroes, yeah you know,
or like the idea it's like, oh, if you meet them, they'll
disappoint you, and it's like, yeah, I feel like it's opposite.
I feel like everybody should meet the heroes because it just sort of like,
oh, they're people, right, It's exactly what should be happening. In
fact, it's It's exactly how people should react to meeting people that they admire.
It's like, oh, you're just a person, cool as supposed to,
just like putting them on like this weird petest I always feel. I
remember I felt weird for so long going back home, and like my nephews
and my nieces would be like, oh, man, Chris is here the
star. It's like, you don't even understand I'm a fuck up. Kids,
You don't even understand up? Kids? You do better? Do you
significantly better? But you have a crippling point two. Wow, it's crazy.
I thought it was a low. Yeah, well you have ten thousand
bookmarks as well, dude. When we were talking about we were talking about
the bookmarks, and everybody thought we were crazy. I thought it was insane
that people didn't have bookmark porn. Everybody we were talking about it. Were
you there for that? You were right? I wasn't there for that.
Oh my god, we were talking about bookmarked porter. Everybody was looking at
me like I was some sort of fucking alien. And you guys don't have
bookmarks. What do you mean? What do you really? Was like,
I use your computer, I've never seen bookmarks. Like yeah, you'll never
find. You'll have to go through so much shit to find those bookmarks.
Girl, I'll definitely be home before you find them. I have fake folders
I have I have fake folders on top of fake folders, on top of
fake folders, a picture of a fuck you sign You're not gonna get him,
you're trying. I used to that the good I don't. I'm I'm
pretty Uh, every everything is just if he if he truly don't want to
trace you, just everything stays online. Everything is online, man, everything
is there's just everything is uh. Yeah, I just don't care. Yeah,
I've I've stopped caring about how private something like you know, it's like
whatever, Like I'm not watching crazy and that's the whole thing. I was
never Yeah, there was never anything like say, I always think of it
this way. If I died, would I be content with? Like it
doesn't matter if I'm content I'm dead, but you know, meaning like say,
right now, I'm just thinking, was there anything I'd be like,
holy shit, like they might find this, and I'm like, no,
I don't have anything like that. So I don't have anything I've ever looked
on a computer of mine was mister hands and I didn't look at it for
fucking sexual purposes. I looked at it to hear the sound he made when
that horse put his nick in him and he was like and I was like,
oh that. I was like, that guy, he's gone, is
dead. This is really unfortunate I'm watching someone. But it was so I've
never laughed like that in my life. Dude, what's got malware on my
What's got malware on my computer? When I was a kid? And it
was like it installed some like naked chick on the front of the desktop and
if he clicked her pussy would moan, and I was like, oh no,
I was like, what do I do? Like? I hated those
honestly, dude, honestly, for real, imagine for just a brief moment
having that installed on purpose, like that was something that people would like,
people would make that for the purpose of Like people would install that shit under
computer like have like a naked woman straddling the fucking taskbar. That is so
fucking insane, primitive bro bro. I was terrified because that was the family
computer. I was like, oh my god, how do I get rid
of this? This was before I like knew how to like search even even
on your personal computer. Having that is so fucking overkilled. Yeah, that's
so outrageous. It's barbarous. It's like, it's like, what is like
you don't deserve it's pretty crazy. It's fucking barbarous a man, because it's
not hot. It's just it's just this awkward. It's this awkward, tiny
naked lady fucking the size of like barely your phone. Yeah, no,
man, like, what the fuck? Anyway, let's let's get this one.
Uh yeah, Benjamin Aaron Shapiro and he says, hello, my gay
little fantasies. Long time listener, Third time question. Ask her now,
with that out of the way, Hypothetically speaking, if you were to be
kidnapped by Nintendo and they wouldn't let you go unless you gave them three,
unless you three gave them four characters to add to Super Smash Brothers, who
would you add? I love this question, Dante, I love this or
or no? Well no, I mean that would make sense. So I
guess like if we could add let's just let's just let's simplify it and we
each get one, right, let's do like three for each of them,
or not three for each of us. But one for each of us.
Okay, who are we adding from Mortal Kombat? Okay, that's that's pretty
boring. H Yeah, well we were talking about him earlier. I think
I think I gotta go with Tony Soprano for sure. I gotta go Tony
soprano easily. We gotta get we gotta get Tony Soprano with And I would
say, I would say I would add flow from Progressive yeah, d zero
it maybe getting maybe getting like an maybe get Aaron Assurance in there. For
me, it would be mac will Smith, like Will Smith walking away,
the Will Smith, the being of Will smil walkaway aftert smack Chris Rock when
he was at his most. That's dangerous Will Smith. I was like,
that's dangerous. He would tear somebody up his spikeway. You know, Tony
Zbrono would be good, But I got, I got. I've been watching
I watched a YouTube poop last night of Breaking Bad, and it's it's great.
It's uh so I gotta put in Mike Arment Trout for sure. He's
like, there's a fucking YouTube poop where he's just it's it literally consists of
this abusing his granddaughter and like like like like just yelling at her and just
being the biggest piece of shit in them having a standoff with guns, and
then him refusing Walter White, like the entire Walter White just wants to have
sex with Mike so badly, and he just constantly refusing him. And it's
like ten minutes long. It it's like ten minutes. It's such a it's
such a love I love. I love feature length YouTube, like like,
that's such a it's just like it's it's it was a Jojo fucking stumbled upon
it. I walked into my room with her watching it, and I was
gonna go to my PCT, but then I stopped and watched the whole thing.
Yeah, it was really good. So yeah, Mike Armit Trout would
be great. Okay, Okay, so Mike Garman Trout. I would also
suggest maybe Et and him getting hit just makes up. I love that sound
man. What did fucking what does his name say stand for? Ernest Turnus?
Wasn't he Ernest Turnus? Was Jack? Will? I think? I
think Jack's films. When I asked, what is what is ET's real name?
He said, Ernest Turnus? Just we gotta get oh Jack. By
the way, like I mean he I guess he did say this publicly on
his stream, but I rated him. I rated him on Twitch after I
finished playing Starfield, he was playing something else. I think he was doing
some AI stuff. He was working around with that, and uh, Jacks
Film said he would he would be down to come on. So yeah,
we just gotta get him. We gotta get it. We have to get
like a schedule obviously, like we're we're probably gonna start doing guest episodes more
often, like after once the year ends, because this this Christmas is just
like it's too busy if it like that, that month is too busy of
a time to really do anything more than what we're already doing. But I
think once January rolls around, we'll start trying it. We'll start getting more
guest episodes in. Jack would be an awesome guys. I'm not ready for
I'm excited. We gotta do it, Like dude, we've been talking about
this for months because he said he was down fucking forever ago. I know,
I know, I know. So it's like, let's just let's before
this year's over, let's let's get Jack on. You want to do it
before this year is over? I want it. Let's do it, because
bro, like that's he said. He said, cool, that's true,
that's true, that's true. Yeah we should we should just do it.
When also there is like a lot to talk about recently, so like yeah,
with with the sniper, Wold, I want to problem more about that.
Absolutely, that is a good Yeah, you know that's not a bad
idea. Yeah, wants me like you want to just because like it's really
just when the uh right now, I'll send him a I'll send him a
I'll send him a text. All right. Yeah, yeah, they going,
Walter, we had a good thing going, Walter, you had you
had to fuck my ethro with a big little sounding s a big little it
stas. I've been saying that for years and it's just purely my brain just
not under It's just my brain not deciding where to settle. I keep I
keep calling things like, it's like it's like a big little fucking it's a
big little party. And it's become like you in the ability to understand the
world around you. So you say big little because you're confused. I just
can't. I just I'm very indecisive, Like which one is a medium size?
I've just got I've gotten it. I've I've gotten into the habit of
of just kind of letting myself say that, because it's become like a uh,
it's become like a signature problem of mine, where I just I would
just be like, oh, that's a big little party got going on here,
But you know it's I. I bit this thing off my off a
pen and I've been chewing on it, and it reminded me of fucking being
in school, just like chew on plastic and ingest all that plastic. I'm
way ahead of you. Everybody, everybody in this fucking everybody on this planet
right now is so behind me. They have to they have to get used
to h all the microplastics in the rain. They're getting sick. Not me.
I've been eating plastics since I was fucking ten. You got plastic lungs
now man, I got a plastic look. I inhale and exhale and it
sounds, oh my god, I have, I have I have. Every
time I inhale and exhale, it sounds like a like a like a water
bottles. All right, one more plastics there. There's you get no buffs
from that just works, But oh my god. Eric John Eric John Rodney
says, hey, fellas, have you ever missed out on on on anything
that you had an opportunity to do or experience. I was at the festival
where the Brass against the Machine vocalists pissed on a guy, but I missed
it to see Cypress. I missed it to see Cypress Hill, and I
haven't forgiven myself thanks to this so close. That was so crazy that that
happened. That's that's in my book marks. Yeah, that's sure. Yeah
we forgot. That's a regular watch. Yeah, maybe I don't need anything
for that. Shit that is that's raw. That's robbed me right there,
dude, fucking that. I couldn't believe that when I saw that, like
that was so well, first of all, it was it was very rock
and roll. It was also like, man, that might have been the
moment where I was like, look, man, there's a certain there.
It was like an angel and devil on my shoulder where it's like I respect
that, but also that is fuck, I'm too old for this, you
know what I mean? Where it's like, ill, gross, I respect
that. Do you think that guy jacked off when he probably didn't even have
to probably even have to probably his load right there, but possibly he probably
he probably nutted through. He probably came so hard in his pants that it
flew on his pants in the face, was just pissing on him. Now
the question is now, the question is, like he was so bold and
brazen. He was so bold and brazen to get up there and allow that
to happen to him. Is that the mark of somebody who gets no action
or who gets so much that he's unfazed. I think it's you know what
I mean. I think this was This was like the I think this was
the lottery for him, like the jackpot, like I think it was.
It was he he loves watching that ship, and he's always fantasized like manna,
which someone would piss on me. And he literally like not only that
this happened publicly in the most shameful way possible, because you know, he's
in the humiliation ship. A fucking attractive woman too, like not even just
some nasty, fucking gargoyle lady, just like a really hot woman just pissed
all over him. And he, yeah, literally nutted through his fucking his
pants like it got through it, It got through his boxers and whatever else
he has. He's probably sounding too like it got through everything. That motherfucker
just went up there like, yeah, she's probably afterwards, he just laid
on the fucking thing he was laid on the think piss comes shot through his
pants, just laying there just like yeah, she's you know it is It
is a shame. It is a shame because she is she's really pretty,
yeah, very pretty. Unfortunately for the guy, no action because she's she's
a lesbian. Yeah, she has a she has a she has a lady,
and she's actually I think she's pregnant right now. So they did like
at uh, they got somebody else's probably that guy, the guy that they
pissed on, probably the guy the episode the guy is coming. She's That
is such I still I'm so glad you asked that question to you, because,
like I told, this is like a memory. I totally forgot that
this happened. Yeah, I'm just like she got pregnant. Bro. There
was a I think the last that might have been the last episode of the
Inward Club we did. It might have been that episode watching by podcast what
you got me thinking? That is so rock and roll, bro, So
what was the question was it like, what do you regret or what was
it? What? Yeah? Well, like I just thought this that just
remembering that would be would be cool. But like I mean the idea,
I guess it's like have you ever had the opportunity like retroactively, Like have
you ever passed up on something only to realize that it was something that you
really should have been at? Yeah, definitely you could have experienced something.
Cause I definitely like decided to go home early one time with my friends and
then they ended up meeting like method Man, and I was like, this
is so stupid, this is so fucking stick. I was like, I
was like, I don't really feel what I'm gonna go. Were in Harlem
and I was like maybe like fifteen sixty and I was like going to visit
after I moved up state, and I was just like, guys, I'm
gonna go back to New York the Bronx. I'm hungry. I wanted to
eat. And they were like all right, cool, and then like they
were like yeah, dude, look with the fucking horrible ast flip phones,
fucking black Man man. I'm like, yeah, Method Man came in a
bog like three minutes after left. He probably infects it. I didn't want
to be around that pussy as to get Kingston jameson and I'm like, awesome.
He was waiting around the corner waiting for you to leave. He was
like peeking and see the lock up. He just thank god, Hey,
oh, get off my style. You don't like me, you don't like
my style. I had played him moments like that, last last one and
then we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll bump on out of here, big
ugly Jordan wrote in he says, hello, Huey Dewey and Louis nice.
Uh. Recently I drove two hours round trip uh for sex parentheses. It
was fine, I guess. And on the way back, I was listening
to y'all's podcasts. Got me thinking, what's the longest distance y'all have traveled
just to tame some strange tames. Tames some strange such an elderly saying,
I love that's two hours noun trip. By the way, it's not really
that that. It's not that's one hour. That's an hour. That's like
nothing. It really depends on the It really depends on the traffic situation,
because how far was it really? Like? Was it? Oh? Yeah,
like an hour in upstate New York that's like nothing, but like an
hour in like La fuck that because that's like that's like thirty minutes of being
stopped, you know, like no, uh, yeah, I guess that's
a good point. Yeah. I had one of my homies drive me of
the Pleasant Valley from where How far was that from Fish Goes? That's maybe
like forty five minutes. Then I got there. Yeah, I got there.
We argued, we had sex, and then we broke up. It
was the fucking most and I had It was such a bad Oh my god,
College High Lake High School collegnations are so stupid. And I look back
on them now and I'm like, this is such a waste of time.
I could just be getting really good at video games. It's been really affecting
my video games. It's so crazy. And then I remember my waiting outside
for my friend to come pick me up. He picked me up, he
was like, how was it. I was like, it was like all
right, and then he went home. Yeah, And after I got home,
I was just like, dude, I'm like fucking single none. He
was like, dang, that's crazy, and hours and hours nothing, dude,
it's all been in the me it's all been in like the vicinity.
It's all like the Technically, I would say when I was in Arizona,
just because I lived in a desolate city that was near nothing, so driving
anywhere, like if I had to drive into Phoenix, like to go to
work, that was like twenty miles just on its own, so if I
needed to go, like it was kind of like just by default. But
so it wasn't because I didn't live in the city. So it's like there
was a sady called surprise that I had to drive up that was kind of
far north, that's like the closest. But otherwise when I was living in
California, it was nothing ever too far. But I will say this was
kind of weird where I met with this girl from tender and whatever. We
hooked up, and then I think it was the next day she was like,
Hey, you want to fucking go to Sidona, And I was like,
what I guess, And I just this random fucking broad that I just
met, Like, we drove all the way up to you know, Arizona,
Sedona. I've never been there before because her mom had like realists,
real estate and all the ship. So then I was hanging out in this
fucking two million dollars fucking three million dollar house, and I was like,
I do not belong here. I'm gonna get shot Like I was like,
just me being here, I feel like if so the wrong person saw me,
they'd be like, oh, clearly this person's robbing this place and I'm
gonna get shot up by that. It was the weirdest fucking thing just from
like, oh, this was supposed to be a hook up, and then
now I'm I drove seven hours to go to this rich ass thing, and
then I bought something at Goodwill and then I never saw this bitch again.
So weird. That's that's that's fucking wild. But Sodona is goddamn gorgeous.
I even actually I brought my shotgun. We were shooting shit over there.
It's alcohol. I would recommend going to Sedona. It's fucking gorgeous. Uh.
Otherwise, Arizona is a hell hole and should sick. But Arizona is
fuck I. I definitely wouldn't go to Arizona. I've been there one time,
and I was I wouldn't go to Arizona for I wouldn't. I wouldn't
go to Arizona for some strange. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't like
people I will say strange. I don't know. I don't know. It's
that's just been a term that I've a very old turn. It is some
strain. I'm just I'm gonna get some strange. I've never used it.
That sounds weird. I've never I've never used its way before me. It's
like someone digs in their pants, scratches their grun, like, let me
go get some strange. Walk yeah, stea, no, dude, like
sucking an out. I flew across the country, Dude, I flew from
I've fled from California, New York easily specifically, just not like specific look
hold on, hold on, let me, let me, let me,
let me let me be more. It was it was specifically to do that,
but it was also because like, oh, it's around my family.
I almost used it as like an excuse to go, like, ah,
I'll go see my family and I'll surprise him. But like really, it
was like, so here's the questions. Would you have done it if your
family wasn't in the area. No, yeah, see, so that doesn't
necessarily count, but still, I mean it does kind of count. It
kind of does count. But it's like I want you to fly to Louisiana
where you don't have family to go smash, and then it'd be like,
oh damn, you flew fucking like two thousand miles. Just get some pussy.
That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, that is Yeah, I guess I
guess that would be right if I'm not getting some pussy that I know I'm
gonna defends straight like if I can't. If I can't, like it's gonna
be like I'm gonna have sex with like I don't know, like twenty two
thousand and six j Low and I get to do whatever I want to that
bitch. That is the only way I'm hopping on a flight for some puzzy.
That is the only way I'm hopping on it. To me, like,
what about like a like what about what about like a forty minute flight?
What about like like Vegas, like Vegas. I think that's reasonable.
I would do it. I would do that like if if if I met
somebody and it was just like oh yeah, you know, why not?
It's like the furthest I feel like I would always like maybe like yeah,
no, Washing Washington is the furthest I think the second, the second,
the second, it's like over an hour flight. You know. If I
could get a weekend with like one of those like Lily hypothetical sweetheart before for
I say this, Lily, come in here and beat him up. Some
of the Australian woman I've seen in my life, if I could get a
week with one one of them, and just Australia, you would go to
Australia. For an Australian woman, I would hop on a flight to Ozzie
Land if I got a week with that girl in a place to stay.
Yes, yeah, I want to prefer this because some people might be like
seventeen hours or some big that flight is, that flight is extra like I
would not, I would absent. It was funny too. It's funny too
because like many many, many, many many years ago, I was kind
of like I had this. It wasn't really a thing that was going on,
but it was like I was flirting kind of with this like Australian girl.
And I remember thinking like am I gonna Am I really gonna do this?
Yes? And I thought, no, I'm not gonna go to Australia,
Like I'm not doing this No way in hell am I doing this because
that flight by itself, and it's also just so embarrassing the idea of just
like, oh my god, if that plane went down, It's just like
where did Chris go? He went to go get some pussy on Australia and
died. Died? You got Psycho for me? The Triangle or something.
I would because there's no reason my family's not there. I would have no
you know what I mean, it's just Australia. I want to go to
Australia just for the shake of going to Australia. I would love to go
to Australia with like with like friends. Bro, you know what I mean.
Snark Tank our next fucking live show. Let's just do something, shit,
dude, because I welcome. Do you think we would be I've actually
been looking at the stuff for a live show. Okay, we're not going
yet. I'm you guys that right now. I think I think what I
know from what I know of Australians and the type of humor and the gutter
mouse that they have, I think they would welcome us, dude. They
would love dude. We would be superstars on Australia. Let's go. I'm
one thousand percent down. Let's we'll link up with Lewis Spears and some some
I know actually a lot of us, we know a lot of Australian content.
If we did all combine show with Lewis Spears, we would get canceled.
We would absolutely that would be there would be no reason for us to
do that. By the way, but I'm saying, like you know,
I don't know, man, Australia could be cool. I would only go
to those places with with like you guys or like friends whatever living with.
I feel the same way about Japan, like I'm not going to Japan alone,
Like I'm going to Japan with like my boys or you know, I
think Japan. Put my mind to it, I've severed it. I'm doing
it next year. So when you're going probably around the time my birthday,
so are we we're gonna cut the same time to Japan. Gotta I gotta
least see the place I'm going. Let's go to Japan. Actually, I
literally like we we were talking about that we're gonna hit Hawaii first and we're
gonna Japan. We were talking about it were I want you to know we
at Jordan's house. I brought it up, and I was like, yeah,
I really want to go to Japan next year. I'm going. I'm
like without happen, because I was even thinking before like Japan explodes or something
stupid happens, like fucking Hawaii caught on fire. Yeah, it's we gotta
go. I thought I really thought I thought I had the rest of mine.
I thought I had at least, like I thought I could go to
Maui and like when I was like eighty and then and now it's like it's
gone on. So it's like, yeah, now I'm thinking, like,
fuck, let's let's I gotta I got money, I've got like the ability
to do it. I should just go to Japan. Yeah, Dustin's in
Japan right now. Yeah, and I'm so I'm jealous because I'm just come
out. Then we're gonna go before Dustin some fucking Kaijus and some gunham start
battling and sink the whole place. Dustin's gonna Dustin's gonna put some C four
on the struts and detonate it before we can go. Can you imagine,
I don't think idea that Japan is on stretched this dude, let's actually I
want to, like legitimately un ironically put out in the universe, in the
ether, we we go extreme instead of like doing a local show, Let's
fucking go to Australian do a show. I think that shit. Really fucking
listen, man, if we can get this, if there are if there
are enough people in Australia, even if it's just like a small like maybe
like two hundred three hundred like you play, I really think. I don't
know. I'm curious about that. Yeah, I mean, let's put some
put some fillers out there, put some feelers out. If you want us
to come to Australia, let us know and give us an would be such
a wild thing for our first live show. It's in fucking Australia. That's
what's our first live show. It would be our first independent independent lives.
That would be fucking so dope. Man. I want a pedall so bad
and fucking I want to I want to wrestle kangarruin. Shit, you want
to eat out of Koala and get fucking ye get sucked by a kangaroo too,
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fucking kangaroo. Put Joey up, dick bro like Joey. I forgot that
they were called Joey. I'm all right, yeah, I ain't all right.
Come on, come on, that's that's chilly too far, man,
that's a little too far. We're just kidding there at I love the idea
that you prep you had to clarify that we were joking, like, after
after everything that we've said on this episode, that's the line. It's like,
listen, I'm not fucking a koala. That's that's a funny little joke
there, but that's a koala, big come on, just a fucking out
of pocket episode. He's a completely fucking it's a mess of an episode.
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