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welcome. They had a moral kombat
fight, didn't I Carly? Yeah?

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Yeah, when Freddy, when Freddie
tour Gibby's larynx out, Yeah, he

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shoved it up as Anus that's ready
ready picked up Gibbey and he said verbatim

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Obama. And one of my favorite, one of my favorite, one of

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my favorite I Carly related stories is
that you know the stunt man who who

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the stuntman who fell uh and smashed
all of his ribs. Did you see

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that we thought was a stunt method
that was actually Gibby. Does that happen?

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No? No, no, yeah, you think Gibby, would you

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know? So there was a stuntman
for Gibby. There was a scene where

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like they're they're they're all leaving the
apartment or something and they're like, give

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you you coming, and then you
just hear Gibby scream Gibbey and then a

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man falls the entire like like easily, like twenty feet down onto the fucking

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floor. It's a stuntman, and
he smashes all he broke all of his

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ribs. And they used the shot
in this shows they still used it on

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Sam for some reason, because I
was like, it wasn't on sand No,

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it was supposed to what it was. Forgot the timing and they were

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like, oh, we forgot about
Gibby, Like give me a coming in.

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It wasn't belly flopped. Oh right, he belly flopped. The sound

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it made was insane. I was
like, yeah, it was very clearly

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that guy was hurt, like in
a in a myriad of ways. So

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I mean they got the shot,
dude, it's a dude, no way,

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I have to show it. I
have to show this to you because

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you are going you are going to
fucking you are going to die. Give

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me knowing the context is great that
the guy it's so he probably collapsed his

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lungs too, because he probably his
fucking ribs like pierced his lungs and ship

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Oh dude, easily, easily.
Uh so, here it is. Here's

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here's this. Here's this clip.
You guys can look up. It's called

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Gibby falls from ceiling. It's it's
it's at around it's at ten seconds in

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the video. Just so he just
fast forward to it, dude. It's

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it's hits the gens wild. You're
like, yo, it is so impactful,

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like he he reverbs like he's kind
of almost if he wanted the slit

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straight up, if he wanted to, if he had enough extra energy to

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do that. Oh no, you
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That's what's he fell so far.
It's it's it's like a good that's

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like a good ten to ten to
fifteen feet many were falling from He bounced

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on concrete. That's that is well, it wasn't talk. It was so

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it was it was like a softer
surface. It was it was like a

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softer surface that was put their first
sun purposes. But it wasn't soft enough.

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It was like you know what,
it reminds you of a reminds you

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of the not the ball pit.
Oh my god it at twitch Con.

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Yeah, like her spine, bro, that's a crazy thing. A little

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bit of whatever they put on it, that's not not enough. That's not

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gonna aworb a fall from It's barely
gonna absorb a fall from three feet.

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Yeah, I'm saying that bounces.
The back that he splashed up a little

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bit is crazy. That's incredible.
Like that his bones literally, that's a

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real organs. It's organs like actually
stretched and when it came back gave him

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a little bit of four step outs. Poor bastard speaking of people in the

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floor too hard. So we were
Tuckers just talking. I was telling me

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about how bad the voice acting of
Megan Fox was in the news in the

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New Mortal in the New Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat one. I haven't I

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didn't know if it was that bad. It was that terrible, but for

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anybody combat ten, you mean Levin
The voice acting of Ronda Rousy was so

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bad, like this genuinely is it
worse? Because I heard I heard her.

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I saw her trailer and this is
like whatever you know, because Mortal

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Kombat no, no, not the
trailer man always you didn't see, you

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didn't see endgame did you did you
did you see like one of the clips

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that is circulating around, because it's
the same thing for Ronda. Ronda has

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a lot of lines in MK eleven
that are fine, that are just like,

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oh, this is fine. It's
not great, but it's fine.

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Every put in circulating around, like
there's the there's the there's the scene where

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they're forced the cage fight, and
then one of the lines that she delivers

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saying something like, you're gonna kill
us whether we fight or not. It

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is the worst delivery. You're gonna
kills whether we fight or not. And

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everyone's like when they use that line. So right after you know her and

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Casey heard her, and her Johnny
and and Cassie are leaving and she's about

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to fight Kno for the eighth time. When she fights younger Kno, he's

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like, come here, let's get
this over with. And I was just

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like, this is so bad.
What makes it funny is they have that.

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Then they also have Keith David as
Spawn in that game, whose voice

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is a math. Yeah. It's
like, I mean, it's like this

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mix. It's like this mix of
amateurs. It's it's like they mix up

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amateurs with like fucking brilliant voice actors, and it's and it becomes even more

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jarring for the amateurs, which because
it's like, holy shit, so many

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like like who like, listen to
us is really good listen so does freaking

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click the only in the chat so
you can hear, you can get the

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context because you got to hear just
as bad as rond Rousy. It's actually

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it's technically it's worse because nobody likes
making Fox. That's kind of like the

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there's like a vibe that particularly because
she's dating m g K and people are

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like, see now he's absorbing it. He's he just absorbing it. Yeah,

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that we that we feed on blood
doesn't make us evil. It's like

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dude, and somebody somebody said,
because I quote tweeted this and just as

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confused as everybody else, And somebody
replied this morning saying, maybe ed boone

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wants this, maybe he likes this, And I hadn't really considered that because

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I'm like, it's possible, there
is no other reason when you have when

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he's surrounded by brilliant voice actors all
the way from really MK when when they

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rebooted it from m K nine,
the voice acting was fine X eleven great

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except for Ronda Rowsy, Like everybody
has done well except for that Ronda rousing,

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like what the fuck is going on
with this? And then you have

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Megan Fox. My theory now that
that person said that it's good to stallone

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is stallone actually well? Man?
But I still like, I think he

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did his Rambo lines exactly how it
is Rambo line should be. But I'm

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a fan of the Rambo franchise.
He's not some fucking elegant speaker delivering these

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beautiful soliloquies. That's not what he
does in Rambo. If you want to

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hear good as as that, I'll
give you that one doubt that. I

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don't think it's bad at all.
I think he did exactly what he was

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supposed to do, just like Jean
Klon van Dam being the version of Johnny

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Cage because if you got if the
people don't know about Mortal Kombat, the

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original game was supposed to be a
Van Damn game, but John Colon van

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dam would not sign off on it
because like, who the hell are these

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guys. There's like fucking these three
kids that are trying to make a game

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about me, not a big studio
piss off. So then they just made

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Johnny Cage, who was based off
of him in Blood Sport, and so

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finally, thirty years later they finally
got him in the game. So he's

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delivering the lines and he sounds like
what a bag. Oh yeah, of

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course Smith and Smith. The Matrix, Yeah, like crazy, the matrix

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was, it was, it's very
popular. But that's not an insane bag

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like that is a bag? He
miss popular will be no, no,

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no picks, And I don't I
don't think you have any I don't think

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you have any concept of how important
the Matrix is just single handedly responsible the

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Matrix. Without the Matrix, you
would not have I'm not even joking when

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I say this. I really think
cyberpun twenty seventy seven wouldn't exist without the

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Matrix. It's I don't think it
would the matrix. But but no,

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no, no, you don't understand. You understand you're not what we got.

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You don't get what I'm saying.
Yeah, exactly, Keanu Reeves.

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Keanu Reeves would be nothing without the
fun I'm sorry, like he would would

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be nothing without matrix insane. Cyber
already got the imagine what it would have

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done for him right right. I
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the table topics for a long time. That's not what I'm saying. But

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like, fucking crazy, how how
important like it is? His life would

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be so different if if he just
sa he took that, he would have

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just stayed in Marta. That's what
it would have happened. He would have

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kept doing movies. I would have
found out didn't he didn't. Didn't didn't

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he didn't? He didn't he pass
up? Oh my god, what was

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it he passed up the matrix for? Was it for Giant Spider? For

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the Giant Spider? Because hit him? Which is fair? Which is not

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the less I thought? I thought
it was west fair at popping at that

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time at all, I thought I
am crazy. I think I could have

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done it, but like, oh
I'm already involved in this whatever, but

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like I don't even like I don't
even think his thought. He just thought

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it was the safe movie. Like
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just not being able to see because
neo neo as u at Keanu Reeves is

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so well established it's hard to picture
anybody else but Will Smith at that time

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was killing it. I imagine it
would have worked. I imagine it would

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have worked, but it just would
be different, Like Neo would not be

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the kind of subtle guy as much
as like, because you know, Kana

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Keanu Reees is a very subtle guy, but as much as like, say,

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I could picture somebody else playing doctor
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I am legend. But at the
same time, you know what I'm saying,

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Like I could, it could be
done in a different universe, but

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it's just hard to picture since it's
already there. I just if I will

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Smith though, still, because he
made a video about this on YouTube,

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Like I hate that all these fucking
slurries got on YouTube and started being like

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though, but it was happening,
like twenty seventeen, it's really happening.

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They started encroaching. Yeah, and
kind they'll have these fucking like plaques and

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Kevin James, Kevin James, the
King of Queens himself had like a sketch

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comedy channel or something bizarre. Didn't
know and to be to be fair to

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him, no, no, well
yeah, Jack Black, I'll allow,

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Like I remember Jack Black was like, I'll let We'll let him pass.

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He's such a weirdo. He's corn
everybody likes that's why the same thing.

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Yeah, but he's cool, so
making camp ron and I camp right,

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you make cool rock Kevin James.
Uh, he had to be fair to

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him. He had he had this
one series of sketches that he would do

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that was actually pretty. It was
actually not bad, not be not necessarily

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because of him, but because of
like the editing that was involved where he

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would play he would he would play
the sound guy in like very famous movie

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scenes and they would be shot really
really well because they would be shot like

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in the same style as like the
movies that they were in, and like

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that, they would color grade it
perfectly and like cleverly edited. I was

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like, this is not it's not
bad, but it's very bizarre. It's

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it's a very bisard there. I
was like, why is Kevin James making

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making fucking sketch comedy like fucking sugar
Pine seven? This is really bizarre because

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like board, yeah, just board
people with millions of dollars. Yeah.

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Right. If I was to him, I would just do would I would

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just hop on the Adam Sandler fucking
train because Adam Sandler's just making like ten

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thousand movies on Netflix. It's weird
to me that Kevin James Adam Sandler never

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worked together, because they seem like
that, you know what I mean.

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They seem like they seem incredibly adjacent, aren't they? Aren't they grown ups

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as far as I know? Wait, maybe they have. I don't know.

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I'm sure they have something together,
I'm assuming, but I can't think

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of anything off the top of my
head. I was he grown ups?

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I think I never saw grown ups, to be fair, No, because

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oh I guess, I guess they
are for some reason. They don't seem

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like they weren't together at all.
They weren't chucking Larry, weren't they,

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That's right, checking Larry? Fair
enough? How many movies I only remember?

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It's probably it's probably just those probably
four grown ups, three grown ups

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movies. And I don't even three
grown ups movies. There's definitely two.

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I saw zero of those movies.
Yeah, I saw none of them.

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So it's it's Kevin James, Chris
Rock, right, David Jade, and

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Adam Sandler. And there's someone else
like I just don't even I think,

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So, yeah, yeah, there's
Sandler movies for sure, because it's and

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every time I think of grown ups. I think of that one movie where

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the Wild Hogs. I don't know
why, something about that movie came out

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around the same time or something.
Tim Allen, Oh, yeah, because

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I had a Geez what's his name? What's his name? Said? Do

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you want to yes? No?
No, no, no, Gez Travolta,

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thank you. They're the same fucking
person though, they're like Grease and

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him and Greece and the same.
Oh did you? I don't know what

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happened. I don't know the context, but I saw, uh, Henry

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Winkler responding to a fake story of
of Hassan of having sex with Tucker Carlson.

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What's so, there's like some fake
what are you talking about? There's

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like some fake video circulating on Twitter
of like Tucker Carlson like talking about how

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he had sex with Hassan Piker And
it's like some I guess, And then

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for some reason Henley Winkler Fonsei responded
to it. Not I forgot to get

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the context because I was driving.
I was driving, I was listening to,

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uh, some one the fun I
was listening to, and I was

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like, I have to follow up
on this. I was like, what

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the fu? Yeah, So it's
it's somewhere on Twitter. I whish I

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forgot to so I see I found
it. Yeah, it's it's something like

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some Twitter called call to activision question
if we were given if we were given

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some interesting information about Tucker Carlson,
should we release it? And it's a

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picture of Tucker Crosson next to Hassan, and Henry Winkler says yes, why

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that is so weird? Oh yeah
yeah, because I guess I think in

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that call to activism, within that
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into detail about them, like like
smallcous There's this this blowing up picture of

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a song with his like nippling hairy
chest, and like Tucker's like talking about

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him and shit, that's just not
the truth. And the people are like

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eating it up, like he's just
selling a lie. I love fucking funs.

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He's like, hey, yeah,
we got this is conspiracy of Tucker

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Carlson. It got exposed after you
know, Tucker, it finally exposed Obama

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for being gay. Shit. Oh
yeah, that's right. I totally forgot

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about that, right, yeah,
Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carlson interviewed some guy

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who claims that he had sex with
Obama in nineteen ninety nine. Did you

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know this guy on campaigns for years
saying this ship though, this is the

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one thing I didn't know that.
Really, people start looking into him.

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Shut up, he's talking. What
are He's saying? Yeah, what does

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that mean? I remember what's going
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as old as Obama is. Right, No, it doesn't, well it

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does. I want to know the
content. I want to know the content.

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I want to know the context of
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that he went on like like a
press tour for years. Yeah. So

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he there's like there's footage of him
throughout the years trying to sell this story.

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You can find time lapse footage of
him getting older as he's telling him

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about as he's telling random stages about
how Obama fucked him in nineteen ninety nine

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to fucking I'm blue, Debba d
Debba Dae. That's fucking crazy. Pretty

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much everybody the consensuses Obama can do
better. That's pretty much the consensus.

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They're like, I don't believe this, seriously, how well, first of

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all, yeah, yeah, that's
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I was like, I could look
I could believe that Obama fuck some

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random guy in nineteen ninety nine.
But do I believe that Obama fucked this

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guy in nineteen ninety nine. I
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know, man, it was like
four years, like thirty something. I

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don't know, thirty nine maybe Obama
what, I don't know how old he

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now? Yeah, I couldn't even
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I barely cared when he was president. You know, yeah, he's

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six sixty two. It was literally
two. Do you see rom Do you

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see that video of Romney being like
we should really step down, like we

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shouldn't have old people and in government. Yeah, he's like the one.

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He's the old school monster. Like
I missed the old school monsters because they're

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just they're just monsters, but they're
subtle about it. They're supposed to be

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like politicians. Their job is to
be monsters, but to be subtle is

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to pass monstrous policies but pretend be
uh like respectable in public and not go

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too far. And then there's post
Trump, where no one gives a fun

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where you have a Lauren Bobert,
that kid get elected and she is I

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mean her rap sheet. First of
all, she didn't graduate high school.

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Awesome. She her husband, her
husband that who she's now separated from.

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But like her husband, then husband
exposed himself in front of a bunch of

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kids at a bowling alley. I
don't know if he did that specifically to

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them, but he took his dick
out because he's a fucking de dinner it.

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So, now, whoever Lauren Bobert's
dating, We're just gonna fast forward.

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Whoever Lauren Bober's dating. They went
on a date to the Beetle Juice.

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I've heard good things about Beetle Juice
right now, the play, and

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so they so they went. She's
drunk as shit, being loud, vaping,

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she's sucking vaping, and there's a
pregnant woman sitting behind her, like,

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hey, could you please not vape? I'm fucking pregnant, and she

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just doesn't care. She starts taking
no, don't. This is the funniest

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part now, because you know you're
you're not supposed to take footage of the

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thing, right. Usually people bring
they want to take pictures or footage and

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they're like, don't do that.
She didn't even wasn't even interested in that.

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She wanted to take selfies, so
she started with the flash on taking

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selfies of herself and I'm like,
what do you even You're not even there's

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just people behind you. I don't
even understand what you're doing. So then

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of course they the ushers, were
like, hey, get the fuck out

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of here, get the fuck out
of here now. And then she started

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being like, don't you know who
I am? And started flipping them off.

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Lauren Boubat, it's anybody. I
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Who is this brother? She's just
as or like do you know who

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Marjorie Taylor Green is? Oh?
Yeah? Or Matt Gates. They're just

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this new wave of the worst people
possible getting into Congress. They're they're being

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voted in because they're really didn't Yeah, I wasn't fucking she's an office and

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Florida. But of course, of
course, of course in Florida, but

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you don't have to finish high school
to become a fucking office rep. Of

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course we should, we should,
we should run for we should run for

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office in Florida. And just like
we could, we could fucking trounce.

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All we have to do is just
say retard and slurs and we would we

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would like it's like for real,
like we would just hat we would just

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win. That is how these people
are winning. That's so crazy. They're

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promising, They're running on a campaign
on promising to hurt the Libs. That's

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that bro so crazy. Yeah,
I mean it's it's four feet like a

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Mexican alien. Dude. I still
I've been thinking about getting in general that

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the Mexican alien. All right,
it's it's a different it's a different We're

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in a different mode that I feel
like at a certain point we're gonna have

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to pump the brakes and then change
some shit, you know. Like I

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don't know, because I think a
lot of people were just awakened too.

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Oh Trump Trump, Trump can go
to prisons, They'll be president. Like

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that just doesn't but you but you
can't vote if you if you're a prisoner,

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if you if you are felling,
you can't vote, but you can

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be president. It is making That
is crazy, That isn't That is one

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of the most insane things I think
I've ever become cognizant of. Like that

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that that was a real thing.
It's like that's lunacy to the max.

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But I don't know, man,
we gotta get we gotta get these Mexican

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aliens down. We have to wake
him. We have to wake him up

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somehow. Maybe put some water on
him, rehydrate him, get him back

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so maybe make him, make have
him teach us a thing or two.

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You know, it's so funny about
these aliens. Did you did you guys

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see did you see? Wait before
you before you can see that that picture

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I sent you have of Radiohead,
it's the Bends with the with the Mexican

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alien. No, what I said
it to you? I said it.

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I said it to your like in
a text message to you specifically because I

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thought you would be the only person
that I know that it failed. It

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failed to sind. I forgot,
oh it did while we were we were

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it didn't A dude, that's it
is. It's so fucking good. Yeah,

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send it again because it just said
failed. H failed to send,

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and then I forgot to mention it. I'll send it on I'll send it

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on Twitter because that would probably it'd
probably be more reliable. But this,

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this picture is this picture fucking killed
me what I saw it because I was

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just like, oh my god,
it's just it's just the Mexican Alien,

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but like it's Radioheads the Bends,
and it's like it's it's so perfect,

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like if you know the original album
cover, it's fucking it is so fucking

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perfect that I can't I can't get
over it. There we go, Ah,

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yeah, yeah, that's yeah,
that is I'm gonna sweet I'm gonna

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tweet. I'm gonna tweet it right
now because that is fucking that's sick at

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fuck. I'm gonna tweet it right
now. It's too it's too fucking good.

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I don't know where I got this. I like a friend of mine

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said it to me with no context, so it's probably a stolen meme.

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But whatever, if nobody tagged it, then they wanted to be shared around.

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That's what I think. That's kind
of how I feel about it.

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Some peing will give me shit about
that. It's like you stole this video

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and it's like it was sent to
me and I thought it was funny.

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Right, I'm sorry. I'm not
gonna steal like a ten minute video from

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someone, All right, don't worry. It's like like nobody's can and you're

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not claiming it as yours. Like
that's the thing, Like I feel like

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it's just stupid people, because I
feel like it's pretty obvious. It's It's

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one reason why I like the Simpsons, Uh ship post community, because we

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don't use watermarks, and it's the
point is just to share it. So

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the point is proliferation. Yeah,
yeah, and it's so it's great,

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like nobody's knowing bitches. That's crazy. That's that is very very Yeah,

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it's fucking very accurate. It's exactly. It's so perfect. But uh,

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it makes me live. So yeah, I don't know. Man. So

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we're we're in the since we're in
the realm of politics already. I mean,

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so there's there's a loss of coming
out with Biden. But so the

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first thing I want to talk about
because it's like the most it's it's brief

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and we can move on to the
impeachment stuff that that's been circulating. But

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uh, dude, there's a clip
of him at like some Vietnam I don't

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know, Congress or some some I
don't I don't know what the fuck he's

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there for. It's like some kind
of speech that he's giving in Vietnam or

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for Vietnam or something, right,
and he just goes up to the mic

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and says I don't know about you, but I'm gonna go to bed and

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along with other just like rambly tangents. And it's like, dude, between

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this, Mitch McConnell breaking down twice, fucking uh, Diane Feinstein's slowly melting

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in one direction. We we why, Look, I don't know what the

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fuck Biden did as far as like
or what the reason for impeachment is,

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you know what I mean? Like, I'm sure it's all some stupid shit

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about Hunter Biden's laptop as if it
matters or some fucking nonsense by that,

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But like, dude, for real, get these guys out of here,

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Like like I don't even I don't
even care if it's a good reason.

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Get these fucking people out of here. So they're too old, get them

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out. I dude, I wish
Like what was I say? I feel

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like we were we had a solution. No, no, we had a

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solution for Mitch. We didn't have
a solution for Biden. Because the solution

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for Mitch was while he was in
his seizure, we were gonna put him

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in pronouns and rainbow suspenders and stuff, and then he'd get beaten up for

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Biden. How would we get rid
of How would we get rid of?

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Biden? Just just just leave him? No, but see, I feel

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like he'll he'll eventually, He'll find
his way back eventually, even though where

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he's going. Build him, he
just build him up, build him up,

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build him. Uh, built him
like a big swimming pool, you

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know, so he can sit next
to it and reminisce about corn Pop.

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Yeah, but I remember corn Pop
goes on for fucking seven years. He

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just he should pat my He used
to pat my little leg hairs down in

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the pool. He used to pat
him down. He used to suffocate him

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with my with my airs. He
used to blow big fire bubbles in the

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pool and eat him. Dude.
If, honestly, dude, if Biden

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was senile in a way, in
the same way that Dracula flow is,

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I would be so I would be
the biggest fan of Biden in the world.

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If Biden went on stage, no, no, but you know what

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I mean, you know what I
know what I mean, Like if if

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he if if Biden went on like
a press conference or like went up to

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a podium in front of a national
convention and said I'm biting the fart bubbles

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in the bath. I'm flipping bricks
from Mansa Musa, like, fucking holy

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shit, this is the best person
if he started getting he started yelling that

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on stage and like people were like
scared of, Like I think I think

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of I just I don't know,
Manden. I'm smoking that Arizona rattle cush.

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I'm like out here, bruh,
were smoking. We smoking, dude,

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we smoking symbiotes. Everybody, Everybody
who's listening to this episode, you

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owe you owe it to yourself to
look up Dracula Flow. It is so

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unhinged it is. It might be
my favorite video on the internet right now.

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That's just some that's just some kid
putting some shit on their grandpa's head

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and like grandpa just talk and he's
just getting quality content from it. He's

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definitely right. It's it's just so
it's just the it's so stupid but so

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worldly, like there's no reason why
you should know like Mansa Musa at all.

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Yeah, especially that there's no reason, especially that dude as business.

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It's like it's so stupid and like
an educated way. I love it.

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But he's hanging out with that's telling
him that shit, I don't know man,

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the guy recording him from the from
the last right. Yeah, man,

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man, I uh, I'm so
the look at look I'm a little

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bit I'm a little bit conflicted because
politics have been incredibly boring as of late.

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Like Biden has not been uh freaking
out as much as I'd like to.

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I think that he started, you
know, doing things to fix his

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you know, to to prevent his
slipping further into senility, uh senility because

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when we when he was running,
there was so much material there was,

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honestly, and I'm like, what
the hell happened? He seems like he's

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he's he's stable. Like it's it's
not like it's not progressing, and it's

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been years later, and it's kind
of upsetting me. It's uh like even

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like there's there's these impeachment and queries, it's just based on his son and

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like, oh, maybe he's tied
to it or something. Let's look into

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it further. And it's they got
nothing and like they got nothing, And

402
00:30:26.200 --> 00:30:30.680
I'm like, bro, come on, guys, finds you you're telling me

403
00:30:30.839 --> 00:30:36.079
this guy that's been around for decades
you can't find anything on him, dude,

404
00:30:36.200 --> 00:30:38.279
you know what it is. It's
it's again, it's it's right thing,

405
00:30:38.359 --> 00:30:41.640
wrong reasons again with like the like
when they stormed the capital for the

406
00:30:41.680 --> 00:30:45.680
fucking stupidest reason as opposed to like
the thousand other rational reasons to storm the

407
00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:49.279
fucking capital. Same thing. It's
like, let's impeach Biden? Why uh

408
00:30:51.160 --> 00:30:57.400
his son and it's his son's penis
crack, sun speed is a smoking crack

409
00:30:57.440 --> 00:31:03.000
we got like throw how about how
about the basic fact that he is clearly

410
00:31:03.240 --> 00:31:07.960
too old to be there? How
about fucking that? How about like I

411
00:31:07.119 --> 00:31:11.599
just wish we were all just reasonable
enough to understand that that alone is a

412
00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:15.680
good enough reason, like sincerely,
like what, like you have the person

413
00:31:15.720 --> 00:31:18.279
who was in charge of making military
decisions and he's like, I'm gonna go.

414
00:31:18.319 --> 00:31:19.960
I don't know about you, I'm
gonna He's in the middle, he's

415
00:31:19.960 --> 00:31:23.279
in the middle of a indefensive pulpot
speech, and then he's like, you

416
00:31:23.359 --> 00:31:27.079
know what, never mind, I'm
tired. I'm going to bed literally literally,

417
00:31:27.480 --> 00:31:30.160
you know, And he walked away
from that medal of honor ceremony recently

418
00:31:30.200 --> 00:31:36.279
too, in the middle of that
watered away and it's like, bro,

419
00:31:36.839 --> 00:31:38.640
it's not even a matter of like
whether or not this is like offensive or

420
00:31:38.680 --> 00:31:41.279
whatever, or like whether or not
it's he's being like kind to the like

421
00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:44.839
oh okay, it might be like
offensive to the guy who got the Metal

422
00:31:44.839 --> 00:31:49.480
of Honor. Who cares. The
point is this dude is almost completely unaware

423
00:31:49.519 --> 00:31:53.200
of where he is. Get him
out of there. That's your reason.

424
00:31:53.559 --> 00:31:56.039
That should be your reason, because
I feel like if that was your reason,

425
00:31:56.319 --> 00:32:00.480
if the conservatives were like, hey, uh, we should impeachy because

426
00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:06.759
he's clearly fucking senile and losing his
fucking mind and he's like a fucking drowger.

427
00:32:06.920 --> 00:32:12.039
Yeah, he's unfit, And then
I feel like even I feel like

428
00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:14.759
even a lot of Democrats would be
like, yeah, probably, yeah,

429
00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:20.559
you know what I mean. Well, the problem is because I think I

430
00:32:20.599 --> 00:32:22.160
think you would say that. I
think I would say that. I think

431
00:32:22.400 --> 00:32:23.839
I would say that. I don't
think I have democrat to say that.

432
00:32:24.359 --> 00:32:27.839
I think I think most people are
like us, though I really do think

433
00:32:28.160 --> 00:32:30.799
most people do think that. I
just wonder if they would do that because

434
00:32:30.839 --> 00:32:35.200
of the implications, because then there's
a lot of other people that that would

435
00:32:35.240 --> 00:32:43.759
probably have to go as well.
Oh yeah, and probably like twenty at

436
00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:49.680
least twenty percent of people in Congress, because I think most people on Congress

437
00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:52.480
are above sixty, and then then
you have the ones that are so fucking

438
00:32:52.519 --> 00:32:58.759
crazy. Yeah, it's it's like
the majority. We should do we should

439
00:32:58.839 --> 00:33:05.400
we should eat who's the young Yeah, oh I think it's it's somebody in

440
00:33:05.400 --> 00:33:07.440
their thirties. I think, yeah, I don't remember, but uh,

441
00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:10.559
you could look it up. It's
probably there. But they should hack into

442
00:33:10.599 --> 00:33:15.599
their we should hack into their life
alerts. We should You'll be an awesome

443
00:33:15.680 --> 00:33:19.160
prank if, like, if what
you did was like you snuck into every

444
00:33:19.200 --> 00:33:22.799
congress person's like house and then you
replace their life alerts as one of those

445
00:33:22.880 --> 00:33:28.400
like shock the hand shock things.
Yeah, oh god, damn it.

446
00:33:28.599 --> 00:33:37.240
Oh who thirty four? This is
it. This is the big one,

447
00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:40.119
thirty four, thirty four. They
just go away, thirty four, thirty

448
00:33:40.119 --> 00:33:44.559
four year olds. Yeah, but
they're drastically. The issue is that the

449
00:33:44.599 --> 00:33:45.680
thirty three year olds are like,
they don't have a lot of power in

450
00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:49.720
comparison to the people who've been there
for fucking generations. Yeah, guys,

451
00:33:49.799 --> 00:33:54.880
I am I can run for president. I can. Let's let's all.

452
00:33:55.880 --> 00:34:00.480
I mean I can literally do it. Let's all. Let's all because between

453
00:34:00.519 --> 00:34:05.200
the three of us were really old, so so we should all run.

454
00:34:05.680 --> 00:34:08.920
I wonder if there was that would
be if there was like something, if

455
00:34:08.920 --> 00:34:13.760
there was some insane legal loophole where
like, let's all run, let's all

456
00:34:13.840 --> 00:34:15.559
change our name to the same name, run under the same name, yeah,

457
00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:21.920
and then just use our cumulative age
to be like you're old and and

458
00:34:21.960 --> 00:34:24.000
then just well, it's like,
dude, we talked to you guys in

459
00:34:24.079 --> 00:34:28.480
a trench coat. We talked to
a lawyer. It's probably sometimes just like

460
00:34:28.559 --> 00:34:30.559
you can be president and be a
fucking prisoner. I'm sure there's some type

461
00:34:30.559 --> 00:34:36.400
of loophole where it'll work. Yeah, we just we'll just we'll stand in

462
00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:38.920
a trench coat on top of each
other's shoulders. We'll be obscenely tall.

463
00:34:39.159 --> 00:34:45.159
Yeah, and then we'll run for
we're for president. We'd be like this

464
00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:50.280
person. And Senna is misfil Frost. He was born January nineteen ninety seven.

465
00:34:50.880 --> 00:34:53.760
He is twenty six years old.
Yeah, I know that guy.

466
00:34:53.800 --> 00:34:58.039
That's a black guy, right,
Yeah, he's back and it's insane.

467
00:34:58.199 --> 00:35:04.480
He's a he's a kid. He's
six. That's insane. I mean,

468
00:35:04.760 --> 00:35:07.320
I mean, if you're compared to
like Mitch or someone, he's a kid,

469
00:35:07.320 --> 00:35:10.079
but ain't a kid. Yeah,
that's a young guy. That's a

470
00:35:10.199 --> 00:35:15.519
young like seven when he was born. Bro, that's a young dude,

471
00:35:15.800 --> 00:35:19.559
and you're not an old person at
all. That was nine, sir,

472
00:35:20.440 --> 00:35:25.519
you're nine. Yeah, I'm thirty
five. Yeah he's he's twenty seven.

473
00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:29.079
So you were like, yeah,
he's probably having a birthday coming up.

474
00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:37.199
That's that's true. It doesn't matter
anyway, it's it's I just don't think

475
00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:39.639
like I feel like our minds are
are warped. And you're saying that that's

476
00:35:39.719 --> 00:35:45.000
young, I'd say that's appropriate.
I would say that's appropriate because you have

477
00:35:45.079 --> 00:35:47.400
gone through many years of college at
that point. I think you're ready to

478
00:35:47.840 --> 00:35:52.480
take on the world now around that
age, and so that's a good time

479
00:35:52.519 --> 00:35:54.480
for you to get in get into
office and not be a thousand years old.

480
00:35:55.000 --> 00:35:59.239
That's a yeah, it's perfect.
I feel like you're a little older

481
00:35:59.239 --> 00:36:07.119
would be better, but like better, I disagree, abstract itbitrary, dude.

482
00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:08.039
I would say, fucking younger,
man, get you get some twenty

483
00:36:08.079 --> 00:36:13.840
two year olds in there. Fucking
I don't need some young Why not twenty

484
00:36:13.880 --> 00:36:17.079
two? I think post why not? Why why not twenty two? Just

485
00:36:17.199 --> 00:36:20.199
twenty two? You don't know who
the fuck you are yet exactly. You're

486
00:36:20.760 --> 00:36:22.199
really just for Conald, no Dowisch, for Colon, know who the fuck

487
00:36:22.199 --> 00:36:27.360
he is, Chris, I understand
thinks very sand. It doesn't matter who

488
00:36:27.480 --> 00:36:30.559
cares, Just get on fucking no. I don't think no, no,

489
00:36:30.920 --> 00:36:32.880
I disagree. I think get a
fuck honestly, dude, my honest opinion,

490
00:36:32.920 --> 00:36:36.079
my honest opinion, Get a fucking
seventeen year old in there. I

491
00:36:36.119 --> 00:36:38.079
don't care because if you have if
you have people who are eighty, if

492
00:36:38.119 --> 00:36:42.639
you have people who are eighty seven, right, people were sucking eighty seven

493
00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:45.719
who don't know where the fuck they
are, and they're making like massive decisions

494
00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:47.239
that impact people who are who are
going to live through that shit. They're

495
00:36:47.280 --> 00:36:51.159
gonna die before that shit's even a
problem for them. Why not get a

496
00:36:51.199 --> 00:36:53.760
fucking seventeen year old who cares.
The brain's not done maturing. Have you

497
00:36:53.960 --> 00:37:00.719
met recent fucking old people like they're
they're any better for being all agree with

498
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:05.559
you? And the fact that there
are people that are seen Now that's give

499
00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:07.800
me. Giving your your reasoning for
age gating, I want to know your

500
00:37:07.800 --> 00:37:10.960
reason for I just I just think
that like like twenty five is a fine

501
00:37:10.960 --> 00:37:14.639
age, you know, twenty five
years. Give me a reason, Give

502
00:37:14.679 --> 00:37:17.239
me a reason. You're done with
college. You have had at least some

503
00:37:17.360 --> 00:37:22.039
exposure to the real world, in
paying taxes, doing less things. Now,

504
00:37:22.119 --> 00:37:23.440
that's not every twenty five year old, obviously, it's it's it's ebbs

505
00:37:23.480 --> 00:37:27.519
and flows, of course. But
if I was a very safe age to

506
00:37:27.559 --> 00:37:30.400
start juicing you into like politics and
stuff like that, you can probably introduce

507
00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:37.000
you into someone that's going to severely
affect politics. That's that's my opinion.

508
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:43.800
I just think really turned on,
that's person age is a little less important,

509
00:37:43.840 --> 00:37:45.760
and I just want to know the
substance of what people are actually gonna

510
00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:50.599
do. I think that's really the
most important thing. Like the youth are

511
00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:55.960
very hold on. I think wisdom
doesn't mean shit when you're trying to make

512
00:37:57.079 --> 00:38:00.360
policy about saving the fucking world or
even within it, because the world's gonna

513
00:38:00.360 --> 00:38:04.320
be fine. No, no,
no, let's see, look look at

514
00:38:04.639 --> 00:38:08.400
a fucking sixteen year old does not
need wisdom in world lived experience to know

515
00:38:08.559 --> 00:38:13.239
that we are gonna be fucked on
this planet in a few hundred years.

516
00:38:13.880 --> 00:38:20.840
They don't need they don't need wisdom. A few decades, things are gonna

517
00:38:20.840 --> 00:38:23.239
be weird, that's for sure.
But I'm saying like maybe a couple hundred

518
00:38:23.320 --> 00:38:27.679
years will we'd be gone, and
that like what I mean, like there's

519
00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:30.719
already irreversible damage going on. All
I'm saying is you don't have to be

520
00:38:30.880 --> 00:38:34.440
an old and wise, you don't
have to be my age to know that

521
00:38:34.920 --> 00:38:38.119
to where. All I want is
somebody who is passionate and who is actually

522
00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:40.360
gonna do it. And hey,
here's the thing. Just like any other

523
00:38:40.480 --> 00:38:44.840
job, if you don't do what
you say, you're fucking fired. It's

524
00:38:44.880 --> 00:38:47.480
as simple as that, Like any
any job that we have. You work

525
00:38:47.559 --> 00:38:52.480
at fucking McDonald's and you don't fucking
take care of the customers, you know,

526
00:38:52.559 --> 00:38:53.599
you're like, I'm not gonna ring
them, I'm gonna take a nap.

527
00:38:54.679 --> 00:39:01.679
As there are there are any of
young people in the planet that are

528
00:39:01.760 --> 00:39:06.800
probably like there's maybe like fucking fifteen, sixteen, seventeen year olds on this

529
00:39:06.960 --> 00:39:09.239
planet that if honestly they got into
Senate and like get removed a bunch of

530
00:39:09.280 --> 00:39:12.800
old motherfuckers, we would they would
get shipped done. It would be like

531
00:39:12.880 --> 00:39:16.199
Yoda is impressive, these are children. It would be let's just like what

532
00:39:16.239 --> 00:39:21.920
you call a certain agemise. I
feel like a certain age threshold should be

533
00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:25.599
acknowledged on both sides. Like I
think, like sixty, you need to

534
00:39:25.639 --> 00:39:30.599
get the fuck out office period you
are, You're should not be there.

535
00:39:30.599 --> 00:39:34.599
I'm gonna compromise. Look, if
you're old enough to destroy your brain with

536
00:39:34.679 --> 00:39:37.559
alcohol, I think you should be
old enough to fucking be a part of

537
00:39:37.320 --> 00:39:42.719
another arbitrary age gate as well.
I understand. I agree, you know,

538
00:39:42.880 --> 00:39:46.320
like alcohol, I just feel like
if you if you rental car,

539
00:39:46.360 --> 00:39:49.440
you should be able to go into
senate. There you go. Yeah,

540
00:39:50.679 --> 00:39:55.079
that's which meaning that way more arbitrary
than exactly that's also are but all of

541
00:39:55.199 --> 00:40:00.239
all of these things, it's way
you can. You can poison yourself with

542
00:40:00.239 --> 00:40:05.039
alcohol before you're going to rid a
car. Just dude, you could.

543
00:40:05.079 --> 00:40:07.760
You could. You could can script
yourself into the fucking military before you can

544
00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:09.400
drink. Yeah, yeah, yeah
you can. You can. You can

545
00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:13.440
blow your face out, you could
hold, you could, you can throw,

546
00:40:13.599 --> 00:40:15.920
you can throw. You could throw
a Vietnamese kid in the fridge,

547
00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:21.119
lock him in there, and kick
it down this fucking mountain legally. But

548
00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:30.400
you can't fucking have a beer.
Afterwards, insane age doesn't matter a lot.

549
00:40:30.440 --> 00:40:34.719
I think it does mattering decision making
I think depend on But I do

550
00:40:34.960 --> 00:40:38.360
think it is not as important as
somebody would give it. Criddance to somebody

551
00:40:38.400 --> 00:40:45.599
who's someone who's like the leader of
like war, combat or something. Certain

552
00:40:45.639 --> 00:40:49.199
things that I'm like, I do
want wisdom. I want experience because they

553
00:40:49.239 --> 00:40:51.920
can think of things that a person
that hasn't had experience, you know,

554
00:40:51.960 --> 00:40:54.320
they can think of more scenarios and
stuff. They can they can better help

555
00:40:54.400 --> 00:41:00.320
navigate certain situations and stuff. I
understand like experience. But if if we're

556
00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:02.199
just talking about like say, a
lot of these people that are just supposed

557
00:41:02.199 --> 00:41:07.800
to be representing the populace, I
don't need experience from them. I just

558
00:41:07.920 --> 00:41:09.400
need them to do what the people
want. You wouldn't you, but you

559
00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:13.880
wouldn't want You wouldn't like think like
no, because their job, their job

560
00:41:14.000 --> 00:41:17.000
is to represent. Their job is
to represent exactly exactly. Their job is

561
00:41:17.000 --> 00:41:20.719
to repent. They don't. They
don't. They don't need to have fucking

562
00:41:20.920 --> 00:41:22.599
any experience, any wisdom at all. All they need to do is look

563
00:41:22.599 --> 00:41:25.480
at what their fucking constituents want.
They have to look at like, oh,

564
00:41:25.599 --> 00:41:29.039
what do the people want. But
I'm gonna do that. It's because

565
00:41:29.719 --> 00:41:34.360
job it is that it should be. It should be, but it's not.

566
00:41:34.760 --> 00:41:37.440
It's not that simple. Everything that's
forgetting about right now is what should

567
00:41:37.519 --> 00:41:42.039
be done, how it should be. Like a person that's like a person

568
00:41:42.119 --> 00:41:45.719
that's like, let's say, like
a person that's like twenty twenty three years

569
00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:46.719
old, right, still lives at
home, but it's a part of a

570
00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:52.000
part of these part of progressive movement
about the housing market, right and trying

571
00:41:52.079 --> 00:41:57.519
to alter property taxes throughout a state. If the motherfucker's never lived in the

572
00:41:57.559 --> 00:41:59.840
house outside of his own, how
the fuck is he going to really understand

573
00:41:59.880 --> 00:42:05.199
that? It doesn't matter? Talk
about it? Are asking of him?

574
00:42:05.280 --> 00:42:08.800
He can talk about it. Hey, he can potentially be very right,

575
00:42:09.719 --> 00:42:14.199
very right about it too. I
think I don't think you understand how the

576
00:42:14.320 --> 00:42:19.079
job works. Man. It's they
here's the here's the majority. They want

577
00:42:19.199 --> 00:42:22.000
this. You get it done,
so then that information is passing along to

578
00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:24.719
you. So I want you guys
to regulate or hey, I want you

579
00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:29.199
to regulate gas. This person may
not know exactly how to do it.

580
00:42:29.639 --> 00:42:32.159
He will get into position to make
the meetings to get to the people that

581
00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:36.719
know how to do it have the
meetings to make it happen. It's like,

582
00:42:36.760 --> 00:42:38.719
because he has this is the representative
to make it happen. So they

583
00:42:39.039 --> 00:42:43.440
they meet with the fucking bp oil
and the whatever the fuck. They they

584
00:42:43.679 --> 00:42:46.800
make these meetings and stuff, and
they bring people like lawyers, who is

585
00:42:46.840 --> 00:42:52.199
their job to negotiate and make sure
nothing is fucking screwy like a lot Like

586
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:54.639
say, like it's like the presidents
they have advisors around them, right,

587
00:42:54.800 --> 00:42:59.360
they're supposed to be the voice of
the people, but then they have smart

588
00:42:59.400 --> 00:43:02.880
motherfucker's doing shit around them and vising
them, and I can I understand there's

589
00:43:02.880 --> 00:43:08.679
also there's also there's also like there's
there's also something that I think comes into

590
00:43:08.679 --> 00:43:13.800
play, and that's just like the
general desire to like I think once you're

591
00:43:14.239 --> 00:43:15.800
once you pass a certain age,
I do think there's like a fire that's

592
00:43:15.880 --> 00:43:19.519
kind of gone, and I do
think like, like there's no there are

593
00:43:19.519 --> 00:43:22.239
people who are like like for real, Like I just think like you lose

594
00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:23.960
passion over time, and like,
dude, if I if I had,

595
00:43:24.719 --> 00:43:30.320
if I had any influence over government
at like nineteen, I would have got

596
00:43:30.320 --> 00:43:31.320
a lot of shit done. Man, I would have got a lot of

597
00:43:31.360 --> 00:43:37.320
shit done because I was super fucking
super invested, super angry, very very

598
00:43:37.480 --> 00:43:39.280
like passionate about it. Now I
don't really give a shit. Now the

599
00:43:39.320 --> 00:43:42.400
whole world can burn for for all
I give it shit, like I fu

600
00:43:42.559 --> 00:43:45.239
fuck all. You quite frankly,
you actually gotta you're right about that,

601
00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:51.480
because I remembering twice I would be
I would be care, I would be

602
00:43:52.480 --> 00:43:54.199
you you still care, and maybe
Bernie Sanders still cares, but like you

603
00:43:54.239 --> 00:43:58.119
think the majority of those people fucking
care, Like the overall, the majority

604
00:43:58.119 --> 00:44:00.360
of people lose steam as they go
on, and that's the normal and natural.

605
00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:01.039
But like, fucking dude, that's
why I say, like, honestly,

606
00:44:01.079 --> 00:44:04.320
like the younger the better, sincerely, get him in there at fucking

607
00:44:04.360 --> 00:44:07.639
twenty one. He's motherfucker maybe even
due. Yeah, yeah, fire them.

608
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:12.639
They're so fucking And I remember that, I remember having that energy,

609
00:44:13.159 --> 00:44:16.559
and like, you know, that's
that's useful. I've I've been I went

610
00:44:16.639 --> 00:44:20.800
to I used when I was younger, I went to picket lines, I

611
00:44:20.920 --> 00:44:23.519
went to I went to him.
I did. I would like, Oh,

612
00:44:23.599 --> 00:44:28.320
here's this this environmental movie we're gonna
watch at this film festival, and

613
00:44:28.360 --> 00:44:30.079
we're gonna talk about things that we
can do and solutions and shit. And

614
00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:34.199
I interviewed this one fucking nerd that
was ahead of it and stuff like I

615
00:44:34.239 --> 00:44:37.840
would listen to a lot of conscious
hip hop and I was like really ingrained

616
00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:39.719
and like, oh, I want
to help change things. I want to

617
00:44:40.119 --> 00:44:45.559
get cops hold them accountable, like
when some bum got beaten up a city

618
00:44:45.639 --> 00:44:49.159
over for me and now where I'm
at in thirty five, all that stuff

619
00:44:49.199 --> 00:44:52.440
still bothers me. But I'm like, I don't want to do anything like

620
00:44:52.519 --> 00:44:54.440
I don't want to do I'm saying, now, send that to thee and

621
00:44:54.599 --> 00:44:58.320
send that to the government officials who
are like, man, that sucks,

622
00:44:59.480 --> 00:45:01.920
and they're like fifty, they're like
sixty, they're seventy, they're eighty.

623
00:45:02.760 --> 00:45:08.800
I think they're fucking That group existed. What's a Guatemalan? What the fuck

624
00:45:08.960 --> 00:45:14.119
was? I thought that was a
true I did everything right. I did

625
00:45:14.199 --> 00:45:17.159
everything right, and they indicted me. I saw I saw this police officer

626
00:45:17.280 --> 00:45:21.800
hit the swimmer another street. I
said, what a shame. I walked

627
00:45:21.840 --> 00:45:25.599
back home. I cry one big
tear tear, and that's it. That's

628
00:45:25.800 --> 00:45:29.760
that's all. That's all they're doing. I get it funny, it gets

629
00:45:29.800 --> 00:45:31.159
hard, it gets harder, so
you don't care because you know you like,

630
00:45:31.679 --> 00:45:35.159
you have your own things that become
more precious. You get your like

631
00:45:35.320 --> 00:45:37.639
concert you get older. That's just
a fact. I think that is a

632
00:45:37.760 --> 00:45:40.400
fact. I think that's true.
Yes, you do, you do.

633
00:45:40.800 --> 00:45:45.039
I think become more generally true.
But did you do? It could be,

634
00:45:45.280 --> 00:45:47.639
it could be, it could be
generally true, but I don't think

635
00:45:47.639 --> 00:45:52.519
it's I don't think it's true universally. I have become way more left leading

636
00:45:52.599 --> 00:45:59.760
as time has gone. No conservative
way about your family and who you care

637
00:45:59.760 --> 00:46:05.920
about like not so much. That
means like you become working like I care

638
00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:07.920
about my tight nit group everybody else. I wish you guys the best.

639
00:46:08.400 --> 00:46:12.760
Sorry, but I got kids,
I got a wife, I got a

640
00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:15.239
girlfriend, I got really close friends. That's not really conservative though, that's

641
00:46:15.280 --> 00:46:20.320
just like self preservation. That's like, I guess conservative. Preservative is the

642
00:46:20.360 --> 00:46:28.039
word I work for. Its technically
politically, you do look after more of

643
00:46:28.159 --> 00:46:30.360
you in your own You do look
after more of you in your own.

644
00:46:30.360 --> 00:46:32.719
But I don't think that's like exclusive. It is more like But yeah,

645
00:46:32.760 --> 00:46:35.960
if at the end of the day, if we wanted to be because a

646
00:46:36.000 --> 00:46:38.559
lot of people maybe they'll get uh, they'll they'll get offended, but it

647
00:46:38.760 --> 00:46:42.800
is selfishness at the end of the
day. It's like when we talk about

648
00:46:42.840 --> 00:46:46.679
like billionaires of people with a lot
of money by default them they're inaction is

649
00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:52.760
immoral just by inaction and they would
be like offended by hearing that. But

650
00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:57.400
when you have just a massive amount
of wealth that you know that could help

651
00:46:57.960 --> 00:47:00.159
fix most of the major problems in
the world, and you don't do anything

652
00:47:00.199 --> 00:47:05.559
about it, why are we printing
all this money and devalue in the dollar?

653
00:47:06.519 --> 00:47:07.559
Why are we printing all this one
It's like, oh, geez,

654
00:47:07.599 --> 00:47:10.039
I wonder, I wonder if that
has anything to do with all this money

655
00:47:10.079 --> 00:47:14.639
that was already printed that's just chilling
and offshore accounts collecting fucking dust and not

656
00:47:14.760 --> 00:47:16.519
doing anything. Oh man, I
wonder if that. I wonder if billions

657
00:47:16.559 --> 00:47:21.159
of dollars billions, billions, billions
billions of dollars chilling and offshore accounts not

658
00:47:21.239 --> 00:47:27.280
checking back into economy has something to
do with that. It's really really because

659
00:47:27.320 --> 00:47:30.440
I've noticed is about astounding, like
I hate it, like the idea of

660
00:47:30.559 --> 00:47:35.320
wealth and what it what it is, what it has done to people and

661
00:47:35.480 --> 00:47:39.039
groups like like I've I've been to
I go to barbershops. Whenever I go

662
00:47:39.039 --> 00:47:43.320
to barbershops obviously have like the big
chats and conversations like the like the black

663
00:47:43.360 --> 00:47:49.400
experience of the barbershop, right sure, and hearing them completely some of them

664
00:47:49.519 --> 00:47:54.159
completely alienate like morality for the idea
of what money means is so horrible and

665
00:47:54.480 --> 00:48:00.519
sad because it's just like it's like
you're like Kanye West, the rich man.

666
00:48:00.559 --> 00:48:02.599
He knows who he's talking about,
Like rich does not mean smart at

667
00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:07.519
all. Rich just me not at
all to them, Like this guy's rich,

668
00:48:07.599 --> 00:48:09.760
guy is wealthy, he's doing this
life. He guys don't know what

669
00:48:09.800 --> 00:48:14.360
he's talking about because our world has
been brainwatching the thinking that. That's also

670
00:48:14.480 --> 00:48:17.679
so weird. It's also so weird
because like, all right, that crowd

671
00:48:17.760 --> 00:48:22.119
tends to talk down to like like
rich. It's just it's it's selective,

672
00:48:22.719 --> 00:48:25.639
you know what I mean? No, No, they do still they do.

673
00:48:25.760 --> 00:48:29.880
Still, Like it's like look at
all these fucking rich Hollywood actors fucking

674
00:48:30.000 --> 00:48:31.360
like, oh they're fucking rich,
what do they know about the fucking And

675
00:48:31.360 --> 00:48:34.239
then they go to Jon Musk.
It's like, oh, he's so rich,

676
00:48:34.280 --> 00:48:36.840
you must know a lot. It's
I think maybe that group, Yes,

677
00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:38.679
that group when it comes to like
that's what I'm talking about that I'm

678
00:48:38.679 --> 00:48:43.679
talking about specifically, Like anyways,
artists in general. We give artists so

679
00:48:43.760 --> 00:48:45.079
much credence of them being like intelligent. It's like, no, you can

680
00:48:45.159 --> 00:48:52.079
be talented artist, talented, talented
even when it comes down to our level.

681
00:48:52.599 --> 00:48:55.440
The type of stuff that I've heard
people say about me, for instance,

682
00:48:55.920 --> 00:49:00.599
and I immediately pushed back and I'm
like, guy, I have memorized

683
00:49:01.519 --> 00:49:06.599
a handful of things, but that
does not make me smart, Like that

684
00:49:06.679 --> 00:49:09.519
does not make me because I've been
here, Well you're really you're really fun.

685
00:49:09.639 --> 00:49:14.400
I'm like, no, I just
I've I've read more than I bothered

686
00:49:14.440 --> 00:49:15.880
the hell out of That would bother
the hell out of me. And when

687
00:49:15.920 --> 00:49:20.320
when people would come up to us
a at like Vidconn or something and and

688
00:49:21.840 --> 00:49:22.920
talk about that stuff where they they'd
be like, oh, man, you're

689
00:49:22.920 --> 00:49:29.159
so because intelligent. It's not.
It's literally not intelligence at all. What

690
00:49:29.239 --> 00:49:31.159
it is is just basic. I
really do feel like it's just a basic

691
00:49:31.880 --> 00:49:36.719
intuition or like maybe just common sense
really, you know, because it's like

692
00:49:36.760 --> 00:49:39.719
it should be it should be obvious. You don't need to be educated to

693
00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:44.239
know that somebody who doesn't know where
they are the majority of the time shouldn't

694
00:49:44.280 --> 00:49:45.280
be running the country, you know
what I mean. Or you don't have

695
00:49:45.360 --> 00:49:49.920
to be educated to feel like,
oh, maybe eighty year old shouldn't be

696
00:49:49.960 --> 00:49:53.280
making policy decisions that are not going
to affect them at all and are only

697
00:49:53.360 --> 00:49:59.159
going to affect people who live afterwards. Like it's that's not there's nothing about

698
00:49:59.239 --> 00:50:01.159
that that needs a degree at all. You're right, right, you guys

699
00:50:01.199 --> 00:50:04.760
are right. But what happened is
that those people got that knowledge from you,

700
00:50:05.239 --> 00:50:09.400
so they inherently think you're intelligent because
most teachers and like teachers are not

701
00:50:09.559 --> 00:50:14.119
like none of them are not very
intelligent, but obviously they're teaching us,

702
00:50:14.679 --> 00:50:17.760
so we think they're smart, you
know, not the discredit teachers, but

703
00:50:19.000 --> 00:50:21.360
like a lot of teachers are probably
like it looks like grade school teachers.

704
00:50:21.360 --> 00:50:23.800
I'm probably not the like super super
smart people. They understand the curriculum,

705
00:50:23.880 --> 00:50:28.360
how to teach younger children generation.
There's a lot of knowing how. I

706
00:50:28.400 --> 00:50:30.239
know handful of teachers now, and
they're not smart people. They're just knowing

707
00:50:30.320 --> 00:50:36.400
how, knowing how and knowing how
to teach. Knowing how to teach is

708
00:50:36.400 --> 00:50:39.480
a skill set and of its own, and it's really arguably the most important

709
00:50:39.480 --> 00:50:45.480
skill set period ever. Oh yeah, I can't jobs, dude, I

710
00:50:45.599 --> 00:50:50.360
can't teach anyone. I don't understand
how to teach. I like, I

711
00:50:50.400 --> 00:50:53.920
remember, like when I was younger, like my my my nephew came up

712
00:50:53.920 --> 00:50:55.199
to me, it was like,
hey, can you teach me how to

713
00:50:55.199 --> 00:51:01.840
play guitar? I was like,
I have no idea how even slightly And

714
00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:06.000
it seems easy, I guess because
it's just like but I would just be

715
00:51:06.119 --> 00:51:12.519
like and I remember being like,
no, yeah, I can down a

716
00:51:12.599 --> 00:51:15.400
lot of I've I've turned down a
lot of people that have wanted me to

717
00:51:15.480 --> 00:51:19.239
teach them guitar drums, but only
because I would be honest with them,

718
00:51:19.360 --> 00:51:21.679
and I would hope that they understand
that it's not that I'm trying to be

719
00:51:21.800 --> 00:51:24.159
lazy or brush them off. It's
that legitimately the way that I learned the

720
00:51:24.239 --> 00:51:29.599
drums and guitar, I would tell
them it was mostly I have this thing

721
00:51:30.320 --> 00:51:32.360
that is uh, It's it's like
some people that are great at drawing,

722
00:51:32.440 --> 00:51:37.039
they can they like I can only
trace. I can't fucking see something a

723
00:51:37.119 --> 00:51:39.800
picture and draw it like damn near
perfect. But then my friend Ed is

724
00:51:39.880 --> 00:51:44.280
a fucking god at drawing me.
When it comes to music, I have

725
00:51:44.400 --> 00:51:47.119
this like perfect pitch thing that it
was easy for me to absorb things.

726
00:51:47.239 --> 00:51:51.400
And there's so much about music that
I don't know. Lots of chords,

727
00:51:51.440 --> 00:51:53.000
the most basic shit that you should
go to school for or like take a

728
00:51:53.039 --> 00:51:59.079
class war. I don't know most
of that stuff. I know how to

729
00:51:59.159 --> 00:52:00.880
play most chords, but if you
were like, tell me the name of

730
00:52:00.960 --> 00:52:06.000
this chord, I don't know most
of them because I just that's pretty.

731
00:52:07.719 --> 00:52:10.199
So how I learned how to play
guitar was just hearing ship and then being

732
00:52:10.280 --> 00:52:14.920
like all right, and then figuring
it out. And then as I was

733
00:52:14.960 --> 00:52:17.639
playing guitar for like a couple of
months with my friend Moises, and then

734
00:52:17.719 --> 00:52:20.840
I started to learn the basics with
them, and I was like, oh,

735
00:52:20.880 --> 00:52:22.639
this is gay. I don't care
because it was it was basically me

736
00:52:22.679 --> 00:52:27.000
going It was me going backwards,
which what I should do. I really

737
00:52:27.039 --> 00:52:29.679
should learn the basics. Like I'm
dude, I'm the same way, I'm

738
00:52:29.719 --> 00:52:31.239
the same, Like I know the
basic chords. There's some chords that I

739
00:52:31.280 --> 00:52:35.800
found with like like I don't know
like suspended sevenths or whatever, like you

740
00:52:35.840 --> 00:52:37.239
know what I mean. Like we're
like they're the weird sounding chords where it's

741
00:52:37.239 --> 00:52:39.039
like I know how to play them, I know where to put them.

742
00:52:39.280 --> 00:52:43.159
I have no idea what the fuck
that's called. I don't know what I

743
00:52:43.400 --> 00:52:46.320
don't know what that chord is.
I know all the basic piano like I

744
00:52:46.440 --> 00:52:50.000
learned all of the basics, and
that's all I was able to get down

745
00:52:50.079 --> 00:52:52.920
back remember the classic piano players.
So she's like, you gotta learn.

746
00:52:53.000 --> 00:52:58.960
I know, I know A through
G and some of the miners. If

747
00:52:59.000 --> 00:53:05.559
you are even those things that you
tell me like I forgot, so we

748
00:53:05.719 --> 00:53:08.320
can. I can sit down with
you and then as soon as you play

749
00:53:08.480 --> 00:53:10.639
and say that's A, then I'd
be like, okay, yeah, I

750
00:53:10.760 --> 00:53:14.719
know that. I just didn't know
it was A. I just that for

751
00:53:14.840 --> 00:53:16.840
whatever reason, my brain doesn't want
to retain that memory because it's like I

752
00:53:17.039 --> 00:53:22.480
get it and I was mostly trained
in not trained. That's the there's no

753
00:53:22.559 --> 00:53:27.119
trading guy. I mostly played a
metal and that was a huge thing that

754
00:53:27.159 --> 00:53:30.239
I skipped over, like playing basic
stuff. I went to metal. I

755
00:53:30.280 --> 00:53:35.039
went to down tuning, which kind
of me where there's so many songs that

756
00:53:35.079 --> 00:53:38.440
I played down tuned and I played
differently than another person would play in a

757
00:53:38.519 --> 00:53:44.119
standard tuning. So I'm I tell
people like, I can't teach you on

758
00:53:44.239 --> 00:53:46.480
the drums. I told how I
played the drums. I told people I

759
00:53:46.639 --> 00:53:52.360
watched music videos and I just watched
people drum and then I just did air

760
00:53:52.480 --> 00:53:54.519
drumming until I got a drum and
got on them. It's kind of like

761
00:53:54.719 --> 00:53:58.639
played. It's kind of like I
don't know. It's it's like trying to

762
00:53:58.719 --> 00:54:01.199
introduce people to video games who've never
played him, you know where. It's

763
00:54:01.239 --> 00:54:05.440
like, I don't know, I
don't know where to start you really,

764
00:54:05.920 --> 00:54:08.400
Like I have an idea of where
to start, you like, but I

765
00:54:08.480 --> 00:54:10.880
also don't know if that's I have
no idea if that's the best way,

766
00:54:10.960 --> 00:54:14.519
because I don't know what it's like
to learn how to play video games.

767
00:54:14.639 --> 00:54:16.719
I've been playing video games since I
was a fucking child, since before.

768
00:54:17.000 --> 00:54:21.559
Like my earliest memories are literally like
teching and stuff, you know, So

769
00:54:21.679 --> 00:54:24.199
like, I don't know what it's
like to have to learn that. For

770
00:54:24.280 --> 00:54:28.360
me, it's different. I'm a
cable teacher. I was he just assistant

771
00:54:28.360 --> 00:54:30.039
a few times. For me,
if you don't want to learn, I

772
00:54:30.079 --> 00:54:32.199
don't want to teach you. That
is my instant thing, right, like,

773
00:54:32.480 --> 00:54:36.199
oh sure, so I've taught people
like how to play like Dudgeons,

774
00:54:36.280 --> 00:54:38.639
dragons in D and D and shit
like that, right and for people instead

775
00:54:38.679 --> 00:54:42.159
of like, you have to learn
how to do something, so I don't

776
00:54:42.159 --> 00:54:43.920
have to tell you how to do
it all the time, so you can

777
00:54:43.960 --> 00:54:46.119
do it yourself. That is the
most important thing about learning stuff in general.

778
00:54:46.159 --> 00:54:49.400
You have to figure it out.
Hey, I really know how to

779
00:54:49.440 --> 00:54:51.840
do this. When people are like, how do you do this? Just

780
00:54:51.920 --> 00:54:52.400
tell me how to do it,
I'm like, I'm not to do anything

781
00:54:52.400 --> 00:54:55.440
else anymore. I'm done. I'm
done talking to you or teaching you how

782
00:54:55.440 --> 00:54:59.880
to do this. I feel you, I feel I hate I hate it.

783
00:55:00.119 --> 00:55:01.960
It bothers what that's like for me
when I would learn how to do

784
00:55:02.079 --> 00:55:05.440
something, It's like I like when
I was little and I was learning to

785
00:55:05.440 --> 00:55:07.559
cook from my grandma. I didn't
want my grandma to keep cooking. I

786
00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:10.039
wanted to lute it myself. So
I was like, Grandma, how do

787
00:55:10.119 --> 00:55:14.000
you do this and this? How
do you season a chicken? How do

788
00:55:14.039 --> 00:55:15.559
you clean a chicken and she taught
me. I do it now, I

789
00:55:15.639 --> 00:55:19.239
can do it myself. Other people
that just give me the answer, and

790
00:55:19.320 --> 00:55:22.760
that blows. That makes me feel
crazy when I see that happen. I'm

791
00:55:22.800 --> 00:55:27.119
like, what do you mean?
So you want have ability to be able

792
00:55:27.119 --> 00:55:30.599
to pass? You want to pass
based on me? But why why do

793
00:55:30.679 --> 00:55:34.719
you think I want to see if
we're because why do you why do you

794
00:55:34.920 --> 00:55:37.519
like let me I guess? Let
me phrase it this way. Do you

795
00:55:37.679 --> 00:55:43.039
get like maybe a hit of dopamine? Do you feel better when you fucking

796
00:55:43.119 --> 00:55:45.920
like conquered something, learned something,
you figure something on your own? Do

797
00:55:45.960 --> 00:55:50.199
you actually do you feel better?
Because like I do? And that's like

798
00:55:50.320 --> 00:55:52.360
recently, right, recently, I
had I went back to college, right,

799
00:55:52.400 --> 00:55:55.559
and I recently had to do a
math class that was all of all

800
00:55:55.639 --> 00:56:00.719
of college mathematics from algebra you would
take in high school, we're getting outtake

801
00:56:00.880 --> 00:56:05.840
like in high school, all the
way to calculus too. I had to

802
00:56:05.960 --> 00:56:08.159
learn that in one summer and I
did it, and I feel really proud

803
00:56:08.239 --> 00:56:12.199
of myself that I did that.
There was a hard fucking class and if

804
00:56:12.199 --> 00:56:15.199
I missed one day, I'd have
to like do a bunch of extra backup

805
00:56:15.280 --> 00:56:17.239
work, and I had COVID like
twice during the time. It happened like

806
00:56:17.239 --> 00:56:21.440
it was really difficult, and I
learned it and now I have it.

807
00:56:21.599 --> 00:56:23.519
Now I have that a skill set
of my own. I can do that.

808
00:56:23.760 --> 00:56:27.800
FELD made it feel good doing that
shit. Yeah, let me feel

809
00:56:27.920 --> 00:56:29.920
like, oh I achieved I know
I can do this. That's I always

810
00:56:29.960 --> 00:56:34.400
try to communicate that to people when
they want the quick because even like say

811
00:56:34.480 --> 00:56:36.760
memory that I've re chained in my
brain, but it's been pushed all the

812
00:56:36.800 --> 00:56:39.519
way back. Sometimes I'd be like, don't don't tell me the answer if

813
00:56:39.559 --> 00:56:43.360
you know it, let me,
let me work it out, let me

814
00:56:43.559 --> 00:56:45.840
figure it out. Let me because
then once I remember the answer, once

815
00:56:45.880 --> 00:56:49.159
I treated, it's like it feels
so much better, Like, oh good,

816
00:56:49.199 --> 00:56:52.400
I didn't have to just rely on
Google or what have you. It

817
00:56:52.519 --> 00:56:55.559
feels nice when you even like you
can work things out in your own or

818
00:56:55.599 --> 00:56:59.559
even like say a problem, solving
a problem, but not have to immediately

819
00:56:59.599 --> 00:57:05.320
go to somebody. Because something that
feels good, it feels good. It

820
00:57:05.360 --> 00:57:07.559
feels really good, Like I'm like, oh good, my brain isn't completely

821
00:57:07.639 --> 00:57:12.920
fucked it. Like when you're listening
like when you go when you fuck up

822
00:57:12.960 --> 00:57:15.239
that first time you can't curl something, you go back and you do it

823
00:57:15.400 --> 00:57:16.920
right. It is the same kind
of endorphans who you're like, oh my

824
00:57:17.000 --> 00:57:20.360
god, I can do this now, this is something I'm capable of doing,

825
00:57:21.000 --> 00:57:24.320
but that don't have that fucking everybody
knows the video games, if you

826
00:57:24.400 --> 00:57:30.119
if you played a fucking from software
game from software when youse games. Here's

827
00:57:30.119 --> 00:57:32.639
the thing though, this is look
I learned this, and this is so

828
00:57:34.159 --> 00:57:36.920
I think I've always known this.
But there was a guy I think his

829
00:57:37.039 --> 00:57:44.119
name is like Matt smither No,
but he's he's a neuro neurologist. Is

830
00:57:44.159 --> 00:57:50.360
that right, I don't know.
It doesn't matter, but a neuroscientist anyway,

831
00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:52.480
it doesn't matter. But he went
on Joe Rogan's podcast years ago for

832
00:57:52.599 --> 00:57:57.199
Joe Rogan just my completely insane,
and he was just talking about sleep.

833
00:57:57.639 --> 00:58:00.199
Long story short. He was talking
about like, have you ever noticed,

834
00:58:00.280 --> 00:58:04.360
like there's a thing called sleeping on
a problem, sleep on issue. You

835
00:58:04.400 --> 00:58:07.559
wake up and then you're able to
do that thing better than when you went

836
00:58:07.639 --> 00:58:10.199
to sleep, and it's because your
brain is working the problem out as you're

837
00:58:10.239 --> 00:58:15.199
sleeping. So when it comes to
playing something. I've noticed this video games

838
00:58:15.760 --> 00:58:17.679
and music. I've noticed when I'd
be trying to learn how to play a

839
00:58:17.760 --> 00:58:21.480
riff or something, I'd be getting
frustrated, and I'd wake up the next

840
00:58:21.559 --> 00:58:23.639
day and I can play it way
easier. Same thing with the video game.

841
00:58:23.639 --> 00:58:28.159
If I was getting my ass handed
to me, and my brain works

842
00:58:28.239 --> 00:58:30.559
some shit out to help me conquer
it while I'm sleeping, and I wake

843
00:58:30.639 --> 00:58:35.320
up when I whoop its ass,
And it's something that I was I noticed,

844
00:58:35.360 --> 00:58:37.800
but I was never truly cognizant of
because I didn't pay attention to it.

845
00:58:37.840 --> 00:58:40.480
But when he said that, I
was like, that's fucking phenomenal.

846
00:58:40.559 --> 00:58:45.760
When you think about that, that
how I just and I like that feeling

847
00:58:45.800 --> 00:58:47.199
and I don't ever want to be
robbed of that. So when people are

848
00:58:47.239 --> 00:58:52.519
always trying to have shortcuts, not
fully work something out and stuff, that

849
00:58:52.760 --> 00:58:54.679
they're robbed of that feeling of just
like, damn, I fucking killed it.

850
00:58:55.360 --> 00:58:58.920
It's yeah, it's I don't know
how the fuck we got here at

851
00:58:59.000 --> 00:59:04.440
all, no idea how we got
here, It don't matter. Should get

852
00:59:04.480 --> 00:59:07.119
some should we get some? Uh, let's sucking crush some questions? Some

853
00:59:07.239 --> 00:59:10.440
of these uh, some of these
questions. Huh, all right, let's

854
00:59:10.440 --> 00:59:15.599
see, let's see, let's see, let's see what is Jesus Christ.

855
00:59:15.679 --> 00:59:22.679
There's so many there's so many questions, now you all right? Uh?

856
00:59:22.920 --> 00:59:27.719
Hayden Spring wrote and he's like,
hello, respectable gentlemen, What out of

857
00:59:27.800 --> 00:59:31.760
pocket nonsense would make insomniac Spider Man
two better or worse? I vote a

858
00:59:31.840 --> 00:59:36.639
dedicated slur button or making it so
you have to play as Mary Jane the

859
00:59:36.679 --> 00:59:39.920
whole game. I was so so
I was so disappointed by the way because

860
00:59:39.920 --> 00:59:45.920
I saw some gameplay of Spider Man
two and immediately they brought those fucking puzzles,

861
00:59:46.599 --> 00:59:53.960
like those those those puzzles are back
in the fucking little Little the Little

862
00:59:54.000 --> 00:59:58.480
Spider Robot. Do you remember those
little spider robots? I totally forgot about

863
00:59:58.480 --> 01:00:00.519
those. I wiped them out of
my memory. But there's like there's like

864
01:00:00.599 --> 01:00:06.800
those sections with like the the Little
Spider Robot that's like jumping around indoors and

865
01:00:07.119 --> 01:00:09.079
fuck it, I you can skip
those kids. I don't know, man,

866
01:00:09.880 --> 01:00:13.280
I don't know. I don't skip
them. After you beat the game.

867
01:00:13.280 --> 01:00:15.199
Maybe he's apposed to be the game, Yeah, it's it's after you

868
01:00:15.280 --> 01:00:16.840
beat the game, you can skip
them, but it's like, fuck,

869
01:00:16.920 --> 01:00:21.559
man, like what if you if
you the The issue that I have with

870
01:00:21.639 --> 01:00:23.639
that, right is like, if
you're gonna give somebody the option to skip

871
01:00:23.760 --> 01:00:30.039
them after they beat the game,
that kind of intrinsically that that kind of

872
01:00:30.400 --> 01:00:34.960
indicates that you know as a developer, that no one wants to really do

873
01:00:35.119 --> 01:00:39.920
this, you know what I mean, Like, it's it's fucking bizarre that

874
01:00:40.079 --> 01:00:43.920
that's back. I'm excited for it. It still looks it looks really cool,

875
01:00:43.960 --> 01:00:46.800
and I'm excited to play Spider Man
two obviously, but like genuinely did

876
01:00:46.880 --> 01:00:51.320
that's such a step back from Miles
Morales in my opinion, because Miles Morales

877
01:00:51.400 --> 01:00:53.400
had none of that, and it
was way way better of a of just

878
01:00:53.480 --> 01:01:00.239
a gameplay experience. I forgot,
sorry, good what all the bush was

879
01:01:00.320 --> 01:01:02.480
cut out of? It? Was? It was a streamlined Spider Man game

880
01:01:02.639 --> 01:01:07.280
in the best way, which I
really is just inflating the time there's that,

881
01:01:07.440 --> 01:01:10.880
like the way that ship's back.
I don't know the argument. The

882
01:01:12.039 --> 01:01:14.760
argument is usually like, well it's
for pacing because you don't want to be

883
01:01:14.800 --> 01:01:15.639
Spider Man the whole time, and
it's like, yes, I do,

884
01:01:17.519 --> 01:01:21.719
Yes, I do I'm playing a
Spider Man game. If I didn't want

885
01:01:21.719 --> 01:01:22.440
to play, tell you what.
If I got to the point where I

886
01:01:22.480 --> 01:01:24.360
was getting bored of being Spider Man
and Spider Man game, you know what

887
01:01:24.440 --> 01:01:28.079
I do. I fucking turn the
game off and play something else. I

888
01:01:28.159 --> 01:01:31.280
don't fucking go like, oh thank
god, I'm Mary Jane, Now what

889
01:01:31.400 --> 01:01:36.519
the fuck I mean? I definitely
say I personally, I'm weird. I'm

890
01:01:36.559 --> 01:01:38.880
weird about engine. I'd want to
be Peter, I like. I like

891
01:01:39.559 --> 01:01:43.960
Spider Man for being Peter Parker and
Spider Man. The same thing with Miles

892
01:01:44.039 --> 01:01:47.079
being both Miles and Spider Man.
I want to I want some of their

893
01:01:47.159 --> 01:01:52.679
like their human character. I think
that's what helps them be our social Street

894
01:01:52.280 --> 01:01:54.920
character. I'm fine with that.
I'm fine with that and cut scenes though,

895
01:01:54.920 --> 01:01:57.159
you know what I mean? Yeah, like I don't need that.

896
01:01:58.159 --> 01:02:00.800
I don't need that to be that. Walking around and talking to people's fine

897
01:02:00.840 --> 01:02:05.360
too, but like to me,
it's like the whole like I didn't mind

898
01:02:05.440 --> 01:02:07.239
being Peter and like walking around like
the what is it the feast shelter,

899
01:02:07.360 --> 01:02:09.519
the homeless shelter, and talking to
people like I didn't mind that at all,

900
01:02:09.840 --> 01:02:14.280
or like Miles at the parade,
you know, or not at the

901
01:02:14.280 --> 01:02:17.320
parade, the what was it the
fair or whatever. I don't mind that

902
01:02:17.440 --> 01:02:22.679
thing. It's when you're Mary Jane, you're sneaking around, or like when

903
01:02:22.679 --> 01:02:24.920
you're a fucking tiny robot, or
when you're doing like fucking match puzzles,

904
01:02:24.960 --> 01:02:30.000
It's like, this isn't I don't
mean I was able to taste those motherfuckers,

905
01:02:30.079 --> 01:02:35.480
bro I felt powerful. I just
feel like Mary Jane, and I

906
01:02:35.599 --> 01:02:38.840
just feel like Mary Jane shouldn't be
involved with Spider Man stuff to the degree

907
01:02:38.960 --> 01:02:45.800
that she is. Yeah, your
six decades too late, man, I

908
01:02:45.880 --> 01:02:47.920
know, I know, I know, I understand. I just I don't

909
01:02:49.000 --> 01:02:52.000
like that she's I don't know.
Her being a journalist just sort of feels

910
01:02:52.039 --> 01:02:55.480
like, I like, it just
feels like it feels like a really hand

911
01:02:55.559 --> 01:03:00.079
fisted It just feels like a really
hand fisted way to get her involved in

912
01:03:00.559 --> 01:03:05.719
Spider Man's life more than like,
I feel like Mary Jane's life is it

913
01:03:05.760 --> 01:03:07.719
should be Peter and she should she
should have her own thing that isn't just

914
01:03:07.800 --> 01:03:12.480
being like a tool for being for
like helping Peter out. Like I don't

915
01:03:12.519 --> 01:03:15.599
think it really serves her well.
I don't think it's like interesting at all.

916
01:03:16.000 --> 01:03:20.480
It's just Lois Lane. They turned
her into Lois Lane for me,

917
01:03:20.679 --> 01:03:23.159
I think the only reason why she's
like, I don't like MJ. I've

918
01:03:23.199 --> 01:03:25.679
never really been a big fan of
that Mary Jane Watson ever. I've always

919
01:03:25.719 --> 01:03:29.840
been kind of like, Peter can
do better than you, even though she's

920
01:03:29.920 --> 01:03:32.119
fine, Like Peter can do better
than you. He's fucking he's hanging out

921
01:03:32.159 --> 01:03:37.920
with like Carol Danvers and Black Widow
and fucking Rogue and Storm, and like

922
01:03:37.079 --> 01:03:43.079
he can get some powerful pussy bro
Like what are You're just an attractive girl

923
01:03:43.199 --> 01:03:46.760
from Queens who dyes her hair red, Like you're You're not on his level

924
01:03:46.800 --> 01:03:52.159
anymore. I'm sorry, but their
their love story is like so intrinsic to

925
01:03:52.239 --> 01:03:57.360
like I'd argue they're the most famous
couple in comics. It's between them or

926
01:03:57.760 --> 01:04:00.360
it's like a close it's verticles between
him them and Lewis and Clark. It's

927
01:04:00.519 --> 01:04:04.039
very very Yeah, I would think
Lois and Clark takes. I think takes.

928
01:04:04.039 --> 01:04:09.679
I think yeah. I mean they've
had multiple shows. They've had multiple

929
01:04:09.880 --> 01:04:13.960
shows. I think the modern time
now with like Peter and MJ from like

930
01:04:14.119 --> 01:04:16.039
I don't think historically it was like, I mean, I think they have

931
01:04:16.119 --> 01:04:19.119
a modern Lewis and Clark too,
like in that in that like they really

932
01:04:19.199 --> 01:04:24.000
have Superman and Lowis. You're right
that that shit just yeah, no,

933
01:04:24.159 --> 01:04:28.079
I would say I would. I
would say that Lowis and Clark takes it

934
01:04:28.159 --> 01:04:31.079
by or Superman takes it by a
what And I say that, I don't

935
01:04:31.119 --> 01:04:33.599
mean that, I know what you're
saying. It kind of reminds me a

936
01:04:33.639 --> 01:04:38.840
little bit of like, you know
how Beauty Peautypie was like the most subscribed

937
01:04:38.960 --> 01:04:43.519
channel for a certain point, and
then like the second most subscribed channel before

938
01:04:43.599 --> 01:04:46.880
him was like fifty million below him. Yeah, but even but the people

939
01:04:47.039 --> 01:04:50.159
below that fifty million, we're even
further away. It's kind of like that

940
01:04:50.239 --> 01:04:56.239
where it's like I feel like I
feel like Superman and Lois, that's that's

941
01:04:56.280 --> 01:05:00.320
beauty Pie. Spider Man and MJ
is probably like number two. It still

942
01:05:00.360 --> 01:05:03.599
way higher than everything else around it. But like I would say, there

943
01:05:03.639 --> 01:05:09.199
would never be a TV show called
Peter and MJ. Never there No one

944
01:05:09.239 --> 01:05:15.599
would watch. That would not be
something that I would watch. I watched

945
01:05:15.639 --> 01:05:17.719
one episode, I'm watch one episode, not watched the whole thing. And

946
01:05:17.719 --> 01:05:21.079
I'd be like, this show was
interesting and I wouldn't talk to my friends

947
01:05:21.079 --> 01:05:26.039
about it. But man, don't
even put that definitely is about the fucking

948
01:05:26.039 --> 01:05:29.199
green light that shit right now,
just because they're looking, they're looking for

949
01:05:29.280 --> 01:05:33.559
writers, so they're probably just like
they're probably hanging around podcasts the Spider Man

950
01:05:33.639 --> 01:05:38.679
shows unfortunately, which which is really
sad. Like Spider Man an episodic form

951
01:05:38.840 --> 01:05:43.920
is significantly better than movies. But
I think that, you know, unfortunately

952
01:05:45.079 --> 01:05:47.800
they did Daredevil. If they did
a Spider Man's show. I'm sure if

953
01:05:47.800 --> 01:05:50.480
they did a Spider Man's show and
they really took time but money into it,

954
01:05:50.760 --> 01:05:53.400
bro, it would be it'd be
groundbreak if people be like, oh,

955
01:05:53.440 --> 01:05:56.480
this is an amazing television show,
but they wouldn't. I think the

956
01:05:56.519 --> 01:06:00.599
movies makes much money. I think, yeah, God, the movies,

957
01:06:00.679 --> 01:06:04.079
man, it's crazy. The movies
of I just I have not been I've

958
01:06:04.159 --> 01:06:11.639
not been satiated. I've not been
satisfied since the the og Sam Raimi ones.

959
01:06:11.719 --> 01:06:15.800
And I think that's just because it's
probably nostalgia lens and it's probably just

960
01:06:15.960 --> 01:06:17.760
all the YouTube poops and memes that
are surrounding it. Why I enjoy it

961
01:06:17.880 --> 01:06:23.960
so much, but everything moving forward, I've I've just felt something lacking always,

962
01:06:24.519 --> 01:06:27.800
even with the trilogy happening, with
the What's his Face? Tom Holland

963
01:06:27.920 --> 01:06:31.519
Tom Holland, Yeah, where I
still feel like something just feels I don't

964
01:06:31.639 --> 01:06:36.559
feel satisfied and I can't put my
finger on there's there's a that's the problem

965
01:06:36.599 --> 01:06:41.239
with those movies. Yeah, well, I don't even think it's I don't

966
01:06:41.239 --> 01:06:44.039
even think it's necessarily just due to
that. I do think you're right that

967
01:06:44.199 --> 01:06:46.599
is the problem is that they're all
confined to the MCU. But I also

968
01:06:46.679 --> 01:06:51.599
feel like generally move all movies now
kind of feel like MCU movies. Like

969
01:06:51.719 --> 01:06:55.440
it's not even just that the MCU
is the problem, it's just that like

970
01:06:55.599 --> 01:06:59.320
everything kind of emulates it. And
back then, like I don't know Man,

971
01:06:59.400 --> 01:07:02.760
Spider Man two and like The Dark
Night were only a few years apart,

972
01:07:02.800 --> 01:07:06.920
and they feel like very drastically different
films, whereas like I don't know,

973
01:07:08.000 --> 01:07:14.360
you look at like The Flash and
it feels like every fucking movie it

974
01:07:14.480 --> 01:07:21.719
just doesn't like especially especially and also
there's this really ruining I don't like Ezra

975
01:07:21.840 --> 01:07:25.800
Miller as a Flash. It just
doesn't work for me, and it's not.

976
01:07:25.960 --> 01:07:29.519
Yeah, this was before like we
found out he was or they were

977
01:07:29.559 --> 01:07:33.239
insane, Like, I just don't. I don't like even before we found

978
01:07:33.239 --> 01:07:38.920
out all that crazy shit that that
they did. I was when the uh

979
01:07:39.280 --> 01:07:42.840
first in the Justice League movie,
it just didn't work for me. I'm

980
01:07:42.880 --> 01:07:46.000
like, I don't this something,
this is not this is not the I

981
01:07:46.039 --> 01:07:48.880
don't want it. And uh I
saw the movie. The only thing I

982
01:07:48.960 --> 01:07:51.440
liked about it was Michael Keaton.
That was the only thing I liked about

983
01:07:51.480 --> 01:07:56.960
that. Yeah, and even that
he was so out of place like it

984
01:07:57.119 --> 01:08:00.440
was. It was like it would
be like it would be like putting Tony

985
01:08:00.480 --> 01:08:03.840
Soprano and Smash Brothers like it felt
it felt so fun out of pocket.

986
01:08:04.320 --> 01:08:10.119
Don't they do that though? Yo, you would finally get me to get

987
01:08:10.199 --> 01:08:14.400
on team Nintendo if they put fucking
Tony Soprano and Smash Bro. Like we

988
01:08:14.480 --> 01:08:20.079
didn't talking about that fucking horrible,
horrible, horrible, horrible Nintendo direct Bro.

989
01:08:21.720 --> 01:08:29.439
I didn't even see it. What
happened? Nothing there? Mario for

990
01:08:29.479 --> 01:08:31.399
the DS now, I mean,
but wasn't that the same thing for a

991
01:08:31.479 --> 01:08:41.079
fucking the state of play Bro?
That's it? This this new one showed

992
01:08:41.760 --> 01:08:47.560
nothing it was just like here's a
RPGs. No one's gonna play again again.

993
01:08:47.800 --> 01:08:50.039
Like I was like, wait a
minute. They showed me a ton

994
01:08:50.119 --> 01:08:54.960
of Spider Man before I was already
like, well, I'm not even personally,

995
01:08:55.000 --> 01:08:58.279
I'm not excited about it because I
forgot that it's a PS five exclusive

996
01:08:58.800 --> 01:09:01.439
and i've been I was like,
I had no reason to buy a PS

997
01:09:01.520 --> 01:09:05.680
five yet because really the graphics weren't
that much of a difference. When I

998
01:09:06.000 --> 01:09:10.079
I saw like PS five versus PS
four playing got a war, I'm like,

999
01:09:10.199 --> 01:09:13.039
that's not that's not enough for me
to get PS five. I do

1000
01:09:13.239 --> 01:09:15.319
want to play Demon Souls, but
it's been that long. Demon Souls is

1001
01:09:15.439 --> 01:09:18.439
gorgeous, man, dude, and
it's been gorgeous. It's been so long,

1002
01:09:18.560 --> 01:09:25.760
but it's past. It's ridiculous to
me. Like played like I forgot.

1003
01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:28.960
I was like, that's but that's
how I felt like. I was

1004
01:09:29.079 --> 01:09:30.800
so like, I just I got
over that itch to like, Okay,

1005
01:09:30.840 --> 01:09:33.560
I need a PS five, but
the hard to get and then it's so

1006
01:09:33.720 --> 01:09:38.159
long passed it on way it's I
can play it fucking years to come.

1007
01:09:38.239 --> 01:09:41.359
It's fine, dude, it'll be
on the dude, it will literally by

1008
01:09:41.399 --> 01:09:43.680
the time the PS five comes out
with like a pro model, or like

1009
01:09:43.800 --> 01:09:45.039
this one, if the PS five
comes out with a pro model and this

1010
01:09:45.079 --> 01:09:47.359
one goes down in price by that
time, Spider my two might PM PC.

1011
01:09:48.000 --> 01:09:51.680
Right, that's that's yeah, So
you don't. I kind of for

1012
01:09:51.800 --> 01:09:55.920
some reason, and my dumbatch just
thought it was gonna be on PC because

1013
01:09:56.239 --> 01:09:59.600
since the the first ones on PC. Now, I just my brain just

1014
01:10:00.239 --> 01:10:01.880
brain fire. I forgot that it
was a PS four exclusive. I forgot

1015
01:10:01.880 --> 01:10:04.800
about that's yeah. Microsoft is the
one that does that. Yeah. I

1016
01:10:04.920 --> 01:10:09.720
was like, oh great, I
can't even play it. That was only

1017
01:10:09.800 --> 01:10:12.359
on PS five And I was like, oh, yeah, right, yeah,

1018
01:10:12.680 --> 01:10:15.840
But I just don't know. I
just wish I Nintendo. Its completely.

1019
01:10:15.920 --> 01:10:18.800
People are like, they're obviously winding
down. Do you have a new

1020
01:10:18.880 --> 01:10:24.319
console coming out next year? It's
like, then, don't present, Wait

1021
01:10:25.239 --> 01:10:30.399
show us your new content. Wait
did they Is that confirmed that they're they're

1022
01:10:30.439 --> 01:10:33.760
showing No, confirmed, it's it's
believed to speculated heavily. It's not confirmed.

1023
01:10:34.039 --> 01:10:35.960
I very much. I believed next
year they'll be like, we have

1024
01:10:36.159 --> 01:10:40.359
nothing again, and people will be
like, but it's fine, it's fine.

1025
01:10:40.600 --> 01:10:45.039
The new Pokemon game and it's gonna
be not finished. But that Mario

1026
01:10:45.119 --> 01:10:50.000
looks pretty cool. Wonder looks cool. Yeah, that's cool. So my

1027
01:10:50.119 --> 01:10:55.840
RPG looks cool. I like playing
that game when I was seven. Yeah,

1028
01:10:56.960 --> 01:11:00.880
you know, look, I will
get it out. I had playing

1029
01:11:00.920 --> 01:11:02.640
that game when I was switched for
a minute and then I got sorry,

1030
01:11:03.520 --> 01:11:05.479
I gotta switch for a minute,
and then I got rid of it,

1031
01:11:05.720 --> 01:11:11.279
and then I'll come back if they
I know they won't do this, but

1032
01:11:11.479 --> 01:11:16.600
if they at some point, UH
have a remade version of Mario sixty four,

1033
01:11:17.640 --> 01:11:21.399
I would I would come. I
would come back because that's really the

1034
01:11:21.479 --> 01:11:26.880
only thing that I want from Nintendo. I would love for that game to

1035
01:11:26.960 --> 01:11:29.720
just be. I don't know.
To me, it makes never gonna do

1036
01:11:29.720 --> 01:11:34.880
it. I know they're not going
to there. It doesn't make sense why

1037
01:11:35.359 --> 01:11:40.680
it's it's why what what's going on
with Why wouldn't they? Though? Like?

1038
01:11:40.840 --> 01:11:43.600
What? Why? What is?
What's going on with Nintendo? You

1039
01:11:43.680 --> 01:11:45.439
know what I think it is?
What do I think it is? Yeah?

1040
01:11:45.760 --> 01:11:48.119
I think it's because that game is
so classic and so broken in such

1041
01:11:48.159 --> 01:11:53.760
a very specific way and so beloved
that they're afraid to go back and fix

1042
01:11:53.880 --> 01:11:57.640
any of it or really or really
spruce any of it up, because it

1043
01:11:57.800 --> 01:12:00.640
might destroy what's so cool about the
origin and it won't live up to the

1044
01:12:00.720 --> 01:12:03.079
hype of of what the original is
supposed to be. I think that's the

1045
01:12:03.199 --> 01:12:06.239
only it reminds me of, like
almost like why Half Life three will never

1046
01:12:06.319 --> 01:12:12.239
come where it's like there's there's really
no point. It is just I agree

1047
01:12:12.239 --> 01:12:15.279
with the Half Life of right,
think like this, right, there's no

1048
01:12:15.520 --> 01:12:17.840
reason why think of it like this, Think of it like this, think

1049
01:12:17.840 --> 01:12:19.640
of it like this. I think
I think they use use a brain,

1050
01:12:19.760 --> 01:12:27.439
use a brain, turn on what
happens? Is this right? Nintendo has

1051
01:12:27.800 --> 01:12:31.760
the greatest video game catalog in history
period. We argue, what you want

1052
01:12:31.800 --> 01:12:34.479
to say, what you want to
have your own opinions. You're wrong.

1053
01:12:34.680 --> 01:12:40.119
It's Nintendo unfortunately successful, that's for
sure. He can't argue that, sorry,

1054
01:12:40.199 --> 01:12:43.039
not as good as Tiger Electronics.
You have your opinion, you might

1055
01:12:43.079 --> 01:12:48.800
be right, might do it,
but there's they don't. They don't.

1056
01:12:49.279 --> 01:12:55.000
The access to the Game Boy Advance
is gone. You can't access that catalog

1057
01:12:55.119 --> 01:12:59.800
of video games there is if there
is no reason why they should not have

1058
01:13:00.039 --> 01:13:02.880
have an ability for you to be
able to buy the games for the like

1059
01:13:03.000 --> 01:13:05.840
if they released it for a week, like one week, they were like,

1060
01:13:05.920 --> 01:13:10.319
Hey, we're gonna make all of
almost all of our video Gameway Evans

1061
01:13:10.399 --> 01:13:15.680
games available, Come buy them up, have fun do this. They would

1062
01:13:15.800 --> 01:13:23.239
make billions of dollars in days,
because I know persons thirty five dollars per

1063
01:13:23.399 --> 01:13:28.319
game for at least. So the
question, so, the question why,

1064
01:13:28.760 --> 01:13:31.199
that's what I want to know.
What are they doing? I don't.

1065
01:13:31.239 --> 01:13:35.239
I think because they're a Japanese company
and a tradition of things being where they

1066
01:13:35.520 --> 01:13:40.239
were is so important to them that
they don't understand how stupid and much and

1067
01:13:40.359 --> 01:13:45.960
money they're missing. It just sounds
so faith It sounds so unbelievable to me,

1068
01:13:45.319 --> 01:13:48.359
like they wouldn't have people crunching numbers
like bruh, because I know.

1069
01:13:48.439 --> 01:13:54.800
I agree though I agree that I'm
willing to give them a lot of my

1070
01:13:54.960 --> 01:13:59.479
money, and it's like they don't
want it. And that always because I

1071
01:13:59.560 --> 01:14:03.560
couldn't get the games I wanted,
I was forced to buy this. It's

1072
01:14:03.600 --> 01:14:08.359
cost me two hundred dollars. I'm
so mad I paid the money I paid

1073
01:14:08.399 --> 01:14:12.600
for this, but I was forced, man, I had to do it,

1074
01:14:12.960 --> 01:14:16.319
and I've been using it regularly more
than the switch, in fact,

1075
01:14:16.920 --> 01:14:20.680
way more than Wait, what have
you been using my three dys more than

1076
01:14:20.720 --> 01:14:29.079
my switch? Like my I have
this, that's weird. I barely use

1077
01:14:29.119 --> 01:14:32.479
my switch though, like I I've
had a switch for since I have had

1078
01:14:32.880 --> 01:14:36.840
since it came out. This is
how desmer I wanted to play these old

1079
01:14:36.920 --> 01:14:45.319
games, both of them. Is
that the light? I get a light.

1080
01:14:45.640 --> 01:14:47.920
Yeah, I still have an sp
somewhere. It's laying around somewhere.

1081
01:14:48.680 --> 01:14:54.560
It's just I don't I don't know
what. I don't know what's going on

1082
01:14:54.840 --> 01:14:57.119
with their brains. I don't know
what's going on with their brains. I

1083
01:14:57.159 --> 01:14:59.960
don't know what's going on with them, Like Fiscal like they clearly not hurt

1084
01:15:00.159 --> 01:15:03.239
for money obviously, Like a Pokemon
game that's half a video game and people

1085
01:15:03.279 --> 01:15:05.680
buy it up and act like it's
a great as on a planet. Talking

1086
01:15:05.680 --> 01:15:09.760
to people about that game was the
most insane shit to me ever I've ever

1087
01:15:09.920 --> 01:15:14.279
experienced, because people where people were
defending, Like it's like when people like,

1088
01:15:14.359 --> 01:15:15.399
let's what game came out? That
was kind of fun that people were

1089
01:15:15.439 --> 01:15:18.920
defending. People were defending cyberpunk right, and people were cyberpunple was fucked when

1090
01:15:18.960 --> 01:15:21.479
it first came out, it was
a fucked game, right, I loved

1091
01:15:21.520 --> 01:15:26.279
it. I loved the game,
but it was a fucked video game when

1092
01:15:26.319 --> 01:15:29.600
it came out. Yeah, it
was a fucked video game for the majority

1093
01:15:29.640 --> 01:15:31.239
of people, Like I I'm having. It's the same thing with Starfield for

1094
01:15:31.279 --> 01:15:34.079
me right now, man, where
like people are like performance on PC is

1095
01:15:34.119 --> 01:15:38.439
terrible. It's like it is running
fucking flawlessly for me. Yeah you're lucky,

1096
01:15:38.560 --> 01:15:41.119
ye, Like it's it's so like
and it's same thing happened with with

1097
01:15:41.199 --> 01:15:45.159
Cyderpunk, where it's like it crashed. Cyberpunk crashed once for me, and

1098
01:15:45.199 --> 01:15:46.960
then the rest of the experience is
completely bug free, like totally like it

1099
01:15:47.000 --> 01:15:49.760
didn't look as pretty as as they
promised for sure, but like you know,

1100
01:15:49.840 --> 01:15:53.359
like it did never a tracing or
whatever, but like it was a

1101
01:15:53.399 --> 01:15:55.920
fucking dopeass game. And I remember
being like this is so good, and

1102
01:15:55.960 --> 01:16:00.359
everybody's like, are you fucking stupid? And like that's like, yo's what's

1103
01:16:00.439 --> 01:16:02.119
going on? What's going on?
But then they were like then, but

1104
01:16:02.199 --> 01:16:06.920
then the same people that were talking
to about Cyberpunk, Pokemon came out and

1105
01:16:08.039 --> 01:16:12.880
you're falling through the world, your
Pokemon's appearing with inside of you. You

1106
01:16:13.079 --> 01:16:16.279
can't go into any buildings, the
ship, the ship that was, and

1107
01:16:16.359 --> 01:16:21.680
it's just like you got your brains
are mush. You guys are incapable of

1108
01:16:21.720 --> 01:16:27.920
admitting the truth amon Asendo anymore Pokemon
Pokemon games, though, I don't say

1109
01:16:27.960 --> 01:16:30.199
this to defend them, right,
Okay, I want to make that very

1110
01:16:30.279 --> 01:16:33.720
very clear. They have been buggy
for a very very long time. Like

1111
01:16:33.800 --> 01:16:40.279
the even the original Pokemon games were
fucking very buggy. It wasn't like as

1112
01:16:40.399 --> 01:16:43.600
noticeable because two D games are very
yeah, dude, missing No, they

1113
01:16:43.640 --> 01:16:45.960
were like there were certain chapters where
you got where the game would like crash

1114
01:16:46.000 --> 01:16:49.439
itself like a lot. I don't
remember running into some crashes, remember Missing

1115
01:16:49.640 --> 01:16:54.000
Pokemon Yellow No No, No,
Pokemon Yellow, Pokemon Red. I remember

1116
01:16:54.039 --> 01:16:57.079
having like I remember that game crashing
on me. Before I understood what crashing

1117
01:16:57.239 --> 01:17:01.039
was. I thought my game boy
walking. They would freeze definitely happened,

1118
01:17:01.520 --> 01:17:04.680
remember that for sure, right,
But I don't remember. But but that's

1119
01:17:04.720 --> 01:17:10.239
like very it was, I guess
not in comparison, right, because the

1120
01:17:10.319 --> 01:17:13.720
bugs now are like so because games
are a lot more complicated now and so

1121
01:17:13.920 --> 01:17:15.960
like the things that can go wrong
with them are a lot more. I'm

1122
01:17:15.960 --> 01:17:17.960
not saying it to defend them.
I'm just saying like they have a long

1123
01:17:18.119 --> 01:17:23.279
history of being very very They've gotten
buggy year, I'll say, but they've

1124
01:17:23.279 --> 01:17:26.640
always been They've always been buggy.
It's kind of like the opposite of Betesta,

1125
01:17:26.800 --> 01:17:29.520
where where Starfield's like the least buggy
game they've ever put out, and

1126
01:17:29.600 --> 01:17:32.199
like, and this is like,
this is the most buggy game that that

1127
01:17:32.359 --> 01:17:38.319
fucking what is it Pokemon's ever put
out. Yeah, the bugs that were

1128
01:17:38.319 --> 01:17:40.600
coming out of that Pokemon game,
though, I remember laughing my ass off

1129
01:17:40.640 --> 01:17:45.359
at it because they were fucking genuinely
funny. I was cracking my ass out.

1130
01:17:45.520 --> 01:17:47.640
I love dude, I love the
original ones, anything anything before,

1131
01:17:48.600 --> 01:17:53.399
anything before the three dst Pokemon,
I'll fucking play it. I like it.

1132
01:17:53.880 --> 01:17:57.239
Cool games, fun. But the
amount that people are able to like

1133
01:17:57.520 --> 01:18:00.840
just completely gate like quality and then
say other games are bad, It's like,

1134
01:18:00.960 --> 01:18:04.520
dude, you play Nintendo games religiously, you gotta understand that, Like,

1135
01:18:05.439 --> 01:18:10.920
you know, come on, they'll
never make a they'll never make a

1136
01:18:10.960 --> 01:18:16.199
Skyrim level game. They can't.
They don't know how they got that's cool.

1137
01:18:17.279 --> 01:18:23.159
You know, they made it again, those cool like I have,

1138
01:18:23.279 --> 01:18:25.640
no, I have there's nothing they're
making that I look forward to at all

1139
01:18:25.720 --> 01:18:28.960
period. Same thing with Sony as
well, very much so true Sony as

1140
01:18:28.960 --> 01:18:32.319
well, But I have no Like
after Spider Man, I might sell my

1141
01:18:32.399 --> 01:18:36.840
PS five because they what else did
they got after that? I'm just coming

1142
01:18:36.880 --> 01:18:43.000
after that, Like, well,
I mean that's got aboard Revenge. Oh

1143
01:18:43.119 --> 01:18:45.960
no, what the fuck? You
play video you play? You play video

1144
01:18:46.000 --> 01:18:49.119
games? You know what I mean? They're going to There's also Wolverine on

1145
01:18:49.159 --> 01:18:51.359
the horizon as well. Yeah,
what is that two years from now?

1146
01:18:53.119 --> 01:18:55.479
No, I think it's I think
it's next year. I think it's next

1147
01:18:55.600 --> 01:18:59.119
year, next year, And I
think so, I think Insomniac Listen,

1148
01:18:59.600 --> 01:19:03.840
they do. Insomniac is unreasonable with
like how they how quickly they get shipped

1149
01:19:03.840 --> 01:19:08.279
out. They put two games out
within like five months of each other at

1150
01:19:08.279 --> 01:19:11.279
the beginning of the PS five generation, and they're already Spider Man two is

1151
01:19:11.319 --> 01:19:15.279
already out. They're working quicker than
every other fucking studio. And so I

1152
01:19:15.560 --> 01:19:17.159
do think it's possible that it's it's
at the very least, if not next

1153
01:19:17.239 --> 01:19:23.279
year, probably obviously early early the
year after. But I think there.

1154
01:19:23.399 --> 01:19:26.840
I don't know, man, I
think people are getting a little too fucking

1155
01:19:26.880 --> 01:19:30.079
weird about It's like, dude,
there's nothing on the horizon for Sony,

1156
01:19:30.079 --> 01:19:35.039
and it's like there is. They'll
show it when they've got like a lot

1157
01:19:35.119 --> 01:19:38.840
of stuff to show, and they'll
also show it when, you know,

1158
01:19:39.279 --> 01:19:42.039
I would imagine after Spider Man there's
going to be a showcase. I don't

1159
01:19:42.039 --> 01:19:45.520
think they like to cannibalize. I
think they're like, oh, Spider Man's

1160
01:19:45.560 --> 01:19:49.000
out. We don't know. That's
what's interesting. The Last of Us Part

1161
01:19:49.119 --> 01:19:55.000
three, No nobody willing Ghost of
Tsushima. I know they're doing another one

1162
01:19:55.039 --> 01:19:59.960
of those, but aside from that, we don't really know. Jo Revenge

1163
01:20:00.640 --> 01:20:04.199
Joel. Joel comes back, pops
out of the ground or wherever they buried

1164
01:20:04.279 --> 01:20:05.840
him. You know, he's like, throw him in the dumpster whatever,

1165
01:20:05.880 --> 01:20:12.840
he pops out of it and shit
with the just like yeah, I mean,

1166
01:20:13.520 --> 01:20:15.960
I I don't really use my PS
five that much at all. I

1167
01:20:15.199 --> 01:20:18.479
like, the Xbox is my main
thing and then PC is the second one

1168
01:20:18.479 --> 01:20:23.239
afterwards. But I have the PS
five because I know this. I know

1169
01:20:23.319 --> 01:20:27.239
there's going to be must play shit
there and especially for the show. Uh,

1170
01:20:27.720 --> 01:20:30.720
it just helps to be there on
day one. But yeah, I

1171
01:20:30.800 --> 01:20:33.680
mean, I don't know whatever.
We didn't answer this question at all,

1172
01:20:33.720 --> 01:20:39.159
but thanks thanks. I don't I
don't, I don't remember what the question

1173
01:20:39.279 --> 01:20:42.079
was and I lost it, So
thank you, sir. I think,

1174
01:20:42.199 --> 01:20:45.760
oh yeah, that hid slur Broughton
would would be a great addition. If

1175
01:20:45.880 --> 01:20:49.600
if there's a button for for miles
where if you press triangle, he says

1176
01:20:49.600 --> 01:20:53.920
the N word, it would be
great. Shit, I'd break my triangle.

1177
01:20:54.000 --> 01:20:59.560
We oh yeah, the triangle with
the triangle would be gone like it

1178
01:20:59.600 --> 01:21:06.079
would be would be like rubbed off. Let's see, let's see authentic Shaggy.

1179
01:21:08.600 --> 01:21:12.199
Authentic Shaggy wrote in he says,
hello, my three little weekly bad

1180
01:21:12.399 --> 01:21:15.399
baby boys, A long time set
dressing, first time being a side character.

1181
01:21:15.520 --> 01:21:18.479
Have you guys seen the sheer amount
of music coming out this fall?

1182
01:21:18.520 --> 01:21:23.319
There's hundreds of hours of anticipated music
just on the horizon. Also probably a

1183
01:21:23.399 --> 01:21:28.720
fair amount of trash. Uh.
Also, there are are there seasons preferred

1184
01:21:28.720 --> 01:21:30.680
for music releases. I summer,
summer, blockbuster. I don't know.

1185
01:21:31.560 --> 01:21:38.079
I've been so clued in on video
games that, like every other entertainment medium,

1186
01:21:38.199 --> 01:21:40.479
is just like completely stuck by me. Like I don't know, like

1187
01:21:40.560 --> 01:21:45.239
outside of like Barbie and Oppenheimer,
like in like I am not paying attention

1188
01:21:45.239 --> 01:21:47.600
to movies at all. I am
not paying attention to music even slightly.

1189
01:21:48.079 --> 01:21:50.600
I don't know what the fuck is
on the horizon at all. Music has

1190
01:21:50.600 --> 01:21:56.279
been too overwhelming even more, I
was gonna give I was gonna give my

1191
01:21:56.800 --> 01:22:00.760
shot at because there was people that
we're like, oh, you should.

1192
01:22:00.159 --> 01:22:04.680
There's a whole meta going where people
are just like jamming along to like music

1193
01:22:04.760 --> 01:22:06.800
kind of in a reaction way,
and I'm like, all right, I

1194
01:22:08.199 --> 01:22:11.079
did it a few times and I
was like, oh, let me give

1195
01:22:11.159 --> 01:22:14.079
let me give this a shot,
like I'll it'll it'll be fun. And

1196
01:22:15.000 --> 01:22:16.039
there is shit coming out all the
time, and I'm like, ah,

1197
01:22:16.159 --> 01:22:20.800
fuck this. It's like I'm not
like it's if you don't you know,

1198
01:22:20.920 --> 01:22:25.119
if if you're not caught up with
it, then no one gives a shit,

1199
01:22:25.199 --> 01:22:29.520
like if it's already days later.
And there was so crazy. I

1200
01:22:29.640 --> 01:22:31.279
was like, god damn, there's
so much music coming out with me actually

1201
01:22:31.279 --> 01:22:34.640
paying attention, and I was,
I was, I just fell behind.

1202
01:22:34.680 --> 01:22:39.680
I'm like I'm good, I'm just
gonna listen and whatever and not just enjoyed

1203
01:22:39.760 --> 01:22:43.520
music, I don't. For me. It's like I've gotten to the point

1204
01:22:43.560 --> 01:22:45.560
where I listened to so much like
I just I've gotten really into old like

1205
01:22:45.680 --> 01:22:50.039
nineties music like Gypsy Queen and shit
like that, like I've just been like

1206
01:22:50.159 --> 01:22:55.319
on that ship or like Brazilian like
funk music. It's like really simple beats

1207
01:22:55.359 --> 01:22:58.960
that people are just dancing around too. And I'm like, I don't even

1208
01:22:58.960 --> 01:23:00.000
listen to good like I don't listen
to good hip hop anymore. It's in

1209
01:23:00.079 --> 01:23:03.640
a garbage and I'm like, shit, dude, I gotta cleanse my path.

1210
01:23:03.640 --> 01:23:05.479
I gotta go back to New York
for a little while it's in the

1211
01:23:05.560 --> 01:23:09.479
music and like my my homies and
then come back like all right, I

1212
01:23:09.600 --> 01:23:17.319
understand good rap music again. But
I've been really into Soundsn't a Black Sabbath

1213
01:23:17.359 --> 01:23:19.600
again for some reason because when I
was younger into them a little bit,

1214
01:23:19.600 --> 01:23:23.800
and like I listened to the Black
Sabbath and Grateful Dead because I'm I think

1215
01:23:23.840 --> 01:23:29.920
my uncles they like that shit probably
and sounds that sounds like an uncle because

1216
01:23:29.920 --> 01:23:31.279
when my uncle's was a nerd,
he liked the fucking weird. She like

1217
01:23:31.399 --> 01:23:33.680
D and D back when it was
like people thought you were the devil liking

1218
01:23:33.720 --> 01:23:36.399
it, and I was just like, all right, someone listening to this

1219
01:23:36.520 --> 01:23:39.439
shit and I would just watch listen
to him, and I'm like, this

1220
01:23:39.640 --> 01:23:43.720
music is strange and angry, but
like I'm seven, so like whatever,

1221
01:23:43.800 --> 01:23:45.079
I fuck with it and now listen
to it again. I'm like, oh,

1222
01:23:45.119 --> 01:23:48.720
this gets weird as shit, I'll
still listen to it and literally hates

1223
01:23:48.760 --> 01:23:53.760
it. She's just like bad bunny
and shit so like her, her ears

1224
01:23:53.800 --> 01:23:58.560
are bleeding listening to the ship I
was listening too lately, dude, my

1225
01:23:58.680 --> 01:24:01.600
my, my music. My music
consumption has been so fucked lately. It's

1226
01:24:02.119 --> 01:24:05.479
I don't even know how to.
I've been delving into like def Tones,

1227
01:24:05.920 --> 01:24:12.640
I've been delving into Chica, who
I feel like is relatively like I just

1228
01:24:12.880 --> 01:24:15.760
there's a new albums she came up
with recently that I really like, and

1229
01:24:16.079 --> 01:24:18.399
I just like, I don't know, like Metric. I was listening to

1230
01:24:18.439 --> 01:24:25.159
a rock set a little bit,
which is like very specific, uh,

1231
01:24:25.520 --> 01:24:32.600
but I don't know. Man if
if if if I open Spotify and it

1232
01:24:32.760 --> 01:24:36.520
tells me that a new release is
out for something that it thinks I'm interested

1233
01:24:36.560 --> 01:24:39.520
in, that is the only way
I'm going to find out about it,

1234
01:24:40.199 --> 01:24:44.399
Like I have no tethers to like
a music community, Like my friends aren't

1235
01:24:44.399 --> 01:24:46.039
really musical, like they are musical
people, but like not in like the

1236
01:24:46.159 --> 01:24:48.920
new sense, like they're very much
like every time we get together, we

1237
01:24:49.039 --> 01:24:53.520
just listened to like old stuff,
and it's usually old stuff that we like

1238
01:24:53.720 --> 01:24:57.199
either have on rotation or just stuff
that we've genuinely never heard before that's fucking

1239
01:24:57.239 --> 01:25:00.079
old, and we're like, how
did we not hear this? But what

1240
01:25:00.159 --> 01:25:02.840
our friend group actually just the same
kind of music every time, and it

1241
01:25:02.960 --> 01:25:08.399
makes me like it's good music.
It's very sof like you listened to like

1242
01:25:08.520 --> 01:25:12.600
very like like nineties dance music,
and that every music is amazing. It

1243
01:25:12.760 --> 01:25:15.119
is great music coming out that is
just good to listen to. But we

1244
01:25:15.239 --> 01:25:19.119
listened to it all the time,
and it drives me mad, like I

1245
01:25:19.279 --> 01:25:25.000
get crazy again. That's why I
That's why I go to That's why I

1246
01:25:25.079 --> 01:25:28.720
go to throw in insane shit like
ether're in like Japanese breakfast and stuff.

1247
01:25:29.159 --> 01:25:32.319
I'm just trying, like trying like
spruce it up a bit. But I

1248
01:25:32.439 --> 01:25:35.560
was listening. I was listening to
because I was trying to like I was

1249
01:25:35.640 --> 01:25:38.560
looking at some of the playlists that
I have on Spotify, and I was

1250
01:25:38.560 --> 01:25:42.279
like, I have a high school
playlist that's just like all the stuff that

1251
01:25:42.319 --> 01:25:44.039
I would listen to it as like
a kid, or stuff that was on

1252
01:25:44.039 --> 01:25:45.880
the radio and I was a kid, just to get that vibe. And

1253
01:25:45.920 --> 01:25:46.479
I was like, I gotta flush
this out a little bit more. And

1254
01:25:46.520 --> 01:25:49.560
I found a song that I can't
I totally fuck so right now, like

1255
01:25:49.600 --> 01:25:53.359
the most the most recent editions are
like a lot of it's a lot of

1256
01:25:53.479 --> 01:25:58.359
Daughtry. It's like, fucking it's
Daughtry. And I found this song that

1257
01:25:58.399 --> 01:26:01.159
I can't believe I totally forgot about
fucking Liz Fair. Do you know?

1258
01:26:01.399 --> 01:26:04.199
Do you know Liz Fair? It
sounds familiar, but I'm not sure.

1259
01:26:05.279 --> 01:26:12.520
Why can't I breathe whenever I talk
about you? It's it's like that,

1260
01:26:15.760 --> 01:26:16.880
dude, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying. I heard it

1261
01:26:16.880 --> 01:26:19.720
and I was like, fuck,
this reminds me of like a very specific

1262
01:26:19.800 --> 01:26:23.760
moment when I was a kid,
when I was like eating fucking brownies in

1263
01:26:23.960 --> 01:26:27.920
Yonkers. So I was like,
this is definitely going in here. Uh,

1264
01:26:29.199 --> 01:26:31.960
but it's it's all just like memory
trigger music. It's just like,

1265
01:26:32.079 --> 01:26:35.159
oh, this is I haven't listened
to these songs since I was a child,

1266
01:26:35.239 --> 01:26:36.680
so like when I listened to the
again, it's like, oh,

1267
01:26:36.680 --> 01:26:41.159
it brings you back to this point. But I would never fucking like like

1268
01:26:42.159 --> 01:26:45.880
you're everywhere? She hates that song, and I'm like, why don't you

1269
01:26:45.960 --> 01:26:48.520
like the song? The good song? She doesn't like? How can you

1270
01:26:48.680 --> 01:26:55.439
hate like the song like fucking insane, has no attachment to it, And

1271
01:26:55.520 --> 01:26:57.600
I'm like, how do you know? Like Michelle Brandt's like, she's the

1272
01:26:57.680 --> 01:27:00.399
song is great? I think I
don't know. I think she should be

1273
01:27:00.439 --> 01:27:09.039
shot. Let's move on, all
right, Let's let's get a handful.

1274
01:27:09.039 --> 01:27:12.000
We spent a long time on one
of those, so let's try and get

1275
01:27:12.680 --> 01:27:16.359
how you feel about three more.
All right, let's do it. Uh,

1276
01:27:17.279 --> 01:27:20.039
I'm not I'm not answering. I'm
not asking that question. Oh you

1277
01:27:20.079 --> 01:27:24.720
know what, I'll read it.
I'm not answering. This white guy dangerously

1278
01:27:24.760 --> 01:27:27.960
close to accidentally saying the N word
because of this podcast. Be careful,

1279
01:27:28.000 --> 01:27:30.840
guys, be careful, he wrote
in he says, Hey, crabs,

1280
01:27:32.239 --> 01:27:36.920
what's the most embarrassing piece of non
porn you've jerked off? To For me,

1281
01:27:38.000 --> 01:27:41.880
it was an episode of Big Bang
Theory when I was fourteen. Wow,

1282
01:27:42.159 --> 01:27:47.520
good time, that's crazy. Wow, I definitely mean what's sexy in

1283
01:27:47.600 --> 01:27:49.880
that show? Oh? Man?
I don't know. Man, I can

1284
01:27:49.960 --> 01:27:53.720
tell you guys what you guys will
never I'll never live it down. So

1285
01:27:53.800 --> 01:27:56.840
I can't. I don't, I'll
never live it down. Let's just keep

1286
01:27:56.880 --> 01:28:00.199
that silent. It's a safe space. I want you guys understan and it

1287
01:28:00.359 --> 01:28:05.680
is fucking hilarious. But I'm not
gonna I'm not gonna tell you guys it

1288
01:28:05.880 --> 01:28:10.840
is. You guys would come out. I swear you guys figuring it out

1289
01:28:10.920 --> 01:28:13.600
then then fucking say it and be
going for the show. Somebody would tell

1290
01:28:13.600 --> 01:28:15.840
you what I'll tell you. I'll
say it. I'll say it. If

1291
01:28:15.880 --> 01:28:18.239
you say it, that's a problem. You say it. If you say

1292
01:28:18.279 --> 01:28:23.159
it, I'll say it. No, No, you have to go first.

1293
01:28:23.439 --> 01:28:30.880
Okay, So there is it's just
gonna sound crazy because I don't.

1294
01:28:30.159 --> 01:28:39.119
I can't ease my way into this. There is a point. I can't

1295
01:28:39.119 --> 01:28:41.840
even this goes out. So wow, there's a point. I'm in the

1296
01:28:41.960 --> 01:28:45.800
chimunks where there's a really hot girl
with no braun and I in the Chimunk's

1297
01:28:45.880 --> 01:28:53.560
live action movie. That's awesome.
And I look back at that moment,

1298
01:28:53.880 --> 01:28:56.520
and every time I look back at
that moment, I feel like such a

1299
01:28:56.680 --> 01:29:00.680
barbarian. I hate I hate the
person I was because of that. It

1300
01:29:01.920 --> 01:29:04.760
what happens is that during this scene, it goes to the chipmunks, and

1301
01:29:04.760 --> 01:29:08.640
I'm like, oh, man needs
a fucking chipmunks and I have to wait,

1302
01:29:09.600 --> 01:29:13.760
and then it just prologues the process
even more and I'm like, this

1303
01:29:13.920 --> 01:29:21.159
is the most chips off. Let's
hear, let's hear. You're cool.

1304
01:29:21.920 --> 01:29:27.840
That's pretty cool. I like that. R it's so embarrassing. That's pretty

1305
01:29:27.840 --> 01:29:30.760
cool. I like that. That's
so. That is good answer. That

1306
01:29:30.960 --> 01:29:33.840
is that is really? That is
really it's horrible. It's a pretty good

1307
01:29:33.840 --> 01:29:35.880
answer. I don't know if I
could. I don't know if I could

1308
01:29:35.920 --> 01:29:41.840
top that, to be honest,
I think so. I'm trying to remember.

1309
01:29:42.920 --> 01:29:45.640
There's there's like a few of them
that I know. It's really I

1310
01:29:45.680 --> 01:30:00.640
don't know, Curvy Tree no,
so, God damn. It sounds like

1311
01:30:00.800 --> 01:30:05.439
some like it was just it was
it was I don't remember what episode it

1312
01:30:05.600 --> 01:30:12.920
was hot there is some episode.
It was some episode of Modern Family.

1313
01:30:14.439 --> 01:30:16.600
Uh, and it was. It
was Sophia Frigara, but I don't remember.

1314
01:30:16.680 --> 01:30:18.359
I don't remember what the fuck.
I don't remember what it was.

1315
01:30:18.600 --> 01:30:23.920
I don't remember the the exact instance
because I never went back to it at

1316
01:30:23.920 --> 01:30:29.000
a certain I can't touch well,
no, I just I could just like,

1317
01:30:29.079 --> 01:30:30.520
oh I could, I could just
google porn. This is ridiculous.

1318
01:30:32.000 --> 01:30:36.680
Yeah, but uh yeah that might
that might be it. I don't remember

1319
01:30:36.720 --> 01:30:41.520
what episode. I wish I could, but that's the one that comes to

1320
01:30:41.560 --> 01:30:43.760
mind. Anyway, I'm sure there
were I'm sure there were a lot of

1321
01:30:43.800 --> 01:30:47.199
other ones. The moment you realize
I'm blanking from like, oh wait,

1322
01:30:47.640 --> 01:30:56.680
all of this other magazines and attractive
whistles and curvaceous bia hydrants, these mean

1323
01:30:56.800 --> 01:31:01.600
nothing to me. Now I can
watch real pornog Yeah, that's I was.

1324
01:31:02.039 --> 01:31:05.840
I was trying to rack my memory, and I've never had I've never

1325
01:31:05.960 --> 01:31:11.359
done anything like that that wasn't or
adjacent to porn. Like say, the

1326
01:31:11.399 --> 01:31:15.439
closest thing was up my mom she
has uh she would have buy these sports

1327
01:31:15.479 --> 01:31:19.920
illustrated swimsuit editions and like those are
like they're they're adjacent though, right,

1328
01:31:20.079 --> 01:31:26.279
But it's not so like that would
be But other than that. I always,

1329
01:31:26.359 --> 01:31:28.039
you know, even though it was
fucking dial up. Man, I

1330
01:31:28.039 --> 01:31:30.880
don't give a fuck. I'd get
up late at night, download some shit,

1331
01:31:31.520 --> 01:31:34.560
burn it on a disc, and
have this fucking pimp ass disc is

1332
01:31:34.600 --> 01:31:41.960
full of way too much shit to
one point that I thought way more graphic

1333
01:31:42.079 --> 01:31:45.119
too, were I had a lot
of my My favorite when I was like

1334
01:31:45.520 --> 01:31:49.399
in middle school was was like a
sorority type shit. It was like call

1335
01:31:49.439 --> 01:31:51.520
it because you know, that was
the fantasy, like, oh, MANU

1336
01:31:51.920 --> 01:31:56.560
all these girls up and so it
would be like, oh, clearly some

1337
01:31:56.760 --> 01:32:00.600
chick that's not in college, but
that's just the title. You know.

1338
01:32:00.119 --> 01:32:03.479
It's like that burly eighteen ship when
they clearly they're like thirty or whatever.

1339
01:32:03.600 --> 01:32:08.199
It's they're just saying whatever, woman, just say whatever. That woman has

1340
01:32:09.680 --> 01:32:15.000
mother ariolas. Dude be blown out
for being sucked on, Like dude,

1341
01:32:15.119 --> 01:32:19.039
I used to know, dude,
I used to know exactly. Do you

1342
01:32:19.079 --> 01:32:30.560
remember those girls gone wild ads on
exactly exactly dude, five am or or

1343
01:32:30.640 --> 01:32:31.520
something like that, where I was
like, for me, it was ten

1344
01:32:31.560 --> 01:32:34.800
o'clock. Yeah, yeah, And
I remember I remember being like I know

1345
01:32:34.960 --> 01:32:38.720
it's coming, and I would just
wait. I would just I would wait

1346
01:32:39.359 --> 01:32:41.760
and they would like they would be
like you get like a minute and min

1347
01:32:41.880 --> 01:32:44.319
and a half, you go like
a minute and a half max. So

1348
01:32:44.439 --> 01:32:49.720
it's like you had to be quick
about it, right buddy, dude,

1349
01:32:50.119 --> 01:32:54.039
dude, I had it down to
the fucking minute, none a the fucking

1350
01:32:54.079 --> 01:32:57.079
minute. I knew exactly when they
would show up. So fucking funny.

1351
01:32:57.239 --> 01:33:00.880
My my uncle, my uncles.
I don't know why it's you know,

1352
01:33:00.000 --> 01:33:05.520
like because it's it's a weird thing, right all it's like all uncles ivan

1353
01:33:06.000 --> 01:33:10.359
Like, why is it always the
uncle that's the pervert? Even though like

1354
01:33:10.920 --> 01:33:14.119
you, you don't turn into an
uncle. There's a correct criteria to turn

1355
01:33:14.159 --> 01:33:17.520
into an uncle. But why is
it when there's like a degenerate in the

1356
01:33:17.600 --> 01:33:24.279
family, it's always the uncle.
And what I mean by that my yeah,

1357
01:33:24.359 --> 01:33:27.159
yeah, so is it? Is
it just every guy? And then

1358
01:33:27.199 --> 01:33:30.800
I even I think it's also because
the word uncle is just such a fucking

1359
01:33:30.880 --> 01:33:34.680
silly sounding like like in comparison anything
else, my uncle, Yeah, there,

1360
01:33:35.079 --> 01:33:39.840
that's my uncle. The fuck.
Like, say, look at my

1361
01:33:40.279 --> 01:33:44.239
my dad before he passed. Uh, I don't think he was that guy.

1362
01:33:44.600 --> 01:33:46.640
And he probably was an uncle to
one of his brothers or something.

1363
01:33:48.960 --> 01:33:51.920
But then like, but he wasn't, he wasn't the guy. But then

1364
01:33:53.560 --> 01:33:58.640
my on my my, my dad's
uh uh, one of his brothers,

1365
01:33:59.199 --> 01:34:03.279
he became that guy. He was
the uncle, and so he was the

1366
01:34:03.359 --> 01:34:08.880
big He was the biggest degenerate ever
where. He didn't even try to hide

1367
01:34:08.920 --> 01:34:12.359
his porn or anything. There was
a gun next to his porn that was

1368
01:34:12.439 --> 01:34:16.359
I easily had access to, and
there was definitely played one of my uncle's

1369
01:34:16.399 --> 01:34:19.319
guns before. I definitely didn't have
a clip in it. It didn't have

1370
01:34:19.359 --> 01:34:23.560
a clip in it. But I
definitely one time because I was like,

1371
01:34:23.640 --> 01:34:25.960
why did I get a beating?
I was like, I was trying to

1372
01:34:26.039 --> 01:34:29.720
reflect on why I got a beating
one time and the phil meeting a story.

1373
01:34:30.000 --> 01:34:31.880
I definitely went my uncle's room,
Doug dude, trying to find some

1374
01:34:31.920 --> 01:34:34.800
of his comic books. Found the
gun came. I was like, Grandma,

1375
01:34:34.840 --> 01:34:39.680
look what I got. She was
like, oh no, no,

1376
01:34:40.640 --> 01:34:44.319
he will pull the trigger and not
have a clue why anything went wrong.

1377
01:34:44.920 --> 01:34:46.600
She got it from me beat my
ass And I was just sitting in my

1378
01:34:46.720 --> 01:34:50.680
room like, wait, what did
I do this? You got your ass

1379
01:34:50.720 --> 01:34:54.479
beating? You didn't even know if
she did. What did I do?

1380
01:34:55.319 --> 01:34:59.199
She scolded me? Right, she
scold when I do wrong thing? Me

1381
01:34:59.359 --> 01:35:05.319
no do Now me just waved toy
in there and he's just waved yeah.

1382
01:35:06.680 --> 01:35:09.479
Yeah, but yeah, I had
a lot. I had a lot of

1383
01:35:09.520 --> 01:35:13.079
good material A lot of good materials. My uncle. I just say that,

1384
01:35:13.439 --> 01:35:15.640
like the last thing. I'll say, move on. Just we're sitting

1385
01:35:15.680 --> 01:35:19.520
down watching Comedy Central or something or
whatever. We're board. So he starts

1386
01:35:19.560 --> 01:35:24.720
flipping the channels and this fucking guy
he knows now I'm a dumb kid,

1387
01:35:25.520 --> 01:35:29.880
so he paid for some of the
spicy channels, right yeah, And so

1388
01:35:30.000 --> 01:35:32.640
he's flipping and he's pretending that he's
flipping arbitrarily. But then it goes to

1389
01:35:32.800 --> 01:35:36.399
like some of the porn, and
I remember this blonde chick with huge Titti's

1390
01:35:36.479 --> 01:35:40.640
rubbing them and moaning, and he's
looking at me like he's all surprised that

1391
01:35:40.720 --> 01:35:44.159
he flipped on it where clearly you
have to go to the high channels.

1392
01:35:44.279 --> 01:35:45.880
You know. I got older,
and I'm like, what a fucking pervert.

1393
01:35:46.199 --> 01:35:48.840
I am a kid, And he's
like, I'm gonna show this.

1394
01:35:49.000 --> 01:35:53.720
I'm I'm gonna waken this motherfucker.
He's just flipping through porn channels and like

1395
01:35:54.039 --> 01:35:57.800
there's some chick just grabbing her Titti's
looking like she just can't take it anymore,

1396
01:35:57.840 --> 01:36:00.600
Like she just wants you so badly, and I'm looking she sent you

1397
01:36:00.680 --> 01:36:03.119
down the path, broried to me, down the path of darkness. Bro,

1398
01:36:03.359 --> 01:36:08.640
it's in hindsight. I'm like,
I wouldn't do I wouldn't do that

1399
01:36:08.880 --> 01:36:14.039
to my nephew's so weird. I'm
the uncle. I'm like the I'm like

1400
01:36:14.159 --> 01:36:17.319
the everyone comes to talk to me
because I'm like the emotionally intelligent uncle in

1401
01:36:17.439 --> 01:36:20.520
my family. Like my niece whatever, she's like having a really hard trouble

1402
01:36:20.600 --> 01:36:27.039
or like the cousin wild that is
a wild family. Man, Dude,

1403
01:36:27.079 --> 01:36:30.279
my family's the only person that was
normal. The only person that was normal

1404
01:36:30.399 --> 01:36:33.600
was my grandma. But she was
normal by other people's standards. She was

1405
01:36:33.640 --> 01:36:39.239
still crazy, but she was like
she appeared she played normal. Wow,

1406
01:36:39.399 --> 01:36:43.359
she was like, oh, I
present as a regular person. But yeah,

1407
01:36:43.640 --> 01:36:45.560
like talking to like my niece,
and my niece's being like, I'm

1408
01:36:45.600 --> 01:36:48.039
okay, so I really appreciate you
being able to talk to you about crazy

1409
01:36:48.079 --> 01:36:55.000
stuff. You're very like upstanding,
and I'm like Brianna. I tried to

1410
01:36:55.039 --> 01:36:59.640
fuck Ben Game more than once.
I'm not I'm not an upstanding person at

1411
01:36:59.640 --> 01:37:06.520
all, but I'm like a good
uncle. It's so insane thinking like when

1412
01:37:06.880 --> 01:37:11.920
Lily met them and how much they
loved me and how much they like really

1413
01:37:12.000 --> 01:37:14.960
looked up to me, and they're
like they do they know who you are?

1414
01:37:14.960 --> 01:37:16.159
And I'm like, nah, they
don't. They have no clue to

1415
01:37:16.239 --> 01:37:18.479
kind of person. That's the only
way that people can that's the only way

1416
01:37:18.520 --> 01:37:20.119
that people can look up to you
is if they don't know who you are.

1417
01:37:20.560 --> 01:37:24.920
Everybody's everybody's like I remember say it's
funny too, because like I remember

1418
01:37:24.960 --> 01:37:28.039
saying, you guys, remember that
sentiment of like, I guess it's not

1419
01:37:28.159 --> 01:37:30.399
like a like a dead sentiment.
It's probably just like a generalized kind of

1420
01:37:30.399 --> 01:37:33.000
saying this point where it's like never
meet your heroes, yeah you know,

1421
01:37:33.199 --> 01:37:34.800
or like the idea it's like,
oh, if you meet them, they'll

1422
01:37:34.840 --> 01:37:38.520
disappoint you, and it's like,
yeah, I feel like it's opposite.

1423
01:37:38.520 --> 01:37:40.800
I feel like everybody should meet the
heroes because it just sort of like,

1424
01:37:41.359 --> 01:37:44.520
oh, they're people, right,
It's exactly what should be happening. In

1425
01:37:44.560 --> 01:37:47.560
fact, it's It's exactly how people
should react to meeting people that they admire.

1426
01:37:47.560 --> 01:37:50.239
It's like, oh, you're just
a person, cool as supposed to,

1427
01:37:50.279 --> 01:37:53.680
just like putting them on like this
weird petest I always feel. I

1428
01:37:53.760 --> 01:37:57.119
remember I felt weird for so long
going back home, and like my nephews

1429
01:37:57.119 --> 01:38:00.640
and my nieces would be like,
oh, man, Chris is here the

1430
01:38:00.680 --> 01:38:04.680
star. It's like, you don't
even understand I'm a fuck up. Kids,

1431
01:38:04.720 --> 01:38:11.119
You don't even understand up? Kids? You do better? Do you

1432
01:38:11.239 --> 01:38:15.000
significantly better? But you have a
crippling point two. Wow, it's crazy.

1433
01:38:15.520 --> 01:38:19.880
I thought it was a low.
Yeah, well you have ten thousand

1434
01:38:19.920 --> 01:38:25.000
bookmarks as well, dude. When
we were talking about we were talking about

1435
01:38:25.000 --> 01:38:28.079
the bookmarks, and everybody thought we
were crazy. I thought it was insane

1436
01:38:28.159 --> 01:38:30.800
that people didn't have bookmark porn.
Everybody we were talking about it. Were

1437
01:38:30.840 --> 01:38:34.079
you there for that? You were
right? I wasn't there for that.

1438
01:38:34.319 --> 01:38:38.399
Oh my god, we were talking
about bookmarked porter. Everybody was looking at

1439
01:38:38.439 --> 01:38:41.640
me like I was some sort of
fucking alien. And you guys don't have

1440
01:38:41.720 --> 01:38:44.960
bookmarks. What do you mean?
What do you really? Was like,

1441
01:38:45.079 --> 01:38:46.800
I use your computer, I've never
seen bookmarks. Like yeah, you'll never

1442
01:38:46.960 --> 01:38:50.079
find. You'll have to go through
so much shit to find those bookmarks.

1443
01:38:50.159 --> 01:38:55.520
Girl, I'll definitely be home before
you find them. I have fake folders

1444
01:38:55.920 --> 01:38:58.800
I have I have fake folders on
top of fake folders, on top of

1445
01:38:58.840 --> 01:39:03.640
fake folders, a picture of a
fuck you sign You're not gonna get him,

1446
01:39:03.680 --> 01:39:13.439
you're trying. I used to that
the good I don't. I'm I'm

1447
01:39:13.479 --> 01:39:16.800
pretty Uh, every everything is just
if he if he truly don't want to

1448
01:39:16.880 --> 01:39:21.880
trace you, just everything stays online. Everything is online, man, everything

1449
01:39:23.039 --> 01:39:26.199
is there's just everything is uh.
Yeah, I just don't care. Yeah,

1450
01:39:26.760 --> 01:39:29.520
I've I've stopped caring about how private
something like you know, it's like

1451
01:39:29.600 --> 01:39:32.640
whatever, Like I'm not watching crazy
and that's the whole thing. I was

1452
01:39:32.680 --> 01:39:35.199
never Yeah, there was never anything
like say, I always think of it

1453
01:39:35.279 --> 01:39:39.560
this way. If I died,
would I be content with? Like it

1454
01:39:39.600 --> 01:39:42.000
doesn't matter if I'm content I'm dead, but you know, meaning like say,

1455
01:39:42.079 --> 01:39:44.399
right now, I'm just thinking,
was there anything I'd be like,

1456
01:39:44.520 --> 01:39:45.920
holy shit, like they might find
this, and I'm like, no,

1457
01:39:46.000 --> 01:39:49.720
I don't have anything like that.
So I don't have anything I've ever looked

1458
01:39:49.760 --> 01:39:55.079
on a computer of mine was mister
hands and I didn't look at it for

1459
01:39:55.159 --> 01:39:58.840
fucking sexual purposes. I looked at
it to hear the sound he made when

1460
01:39:58.880 --> 01:40:04.439
that horse put his nick in him
and he was like and I was like,

1461
01:40:04.479 --> 01:40:09.359
oh that. I was like,
that guy, he's gone, is

1462
01:40:09.479 --> 01:40:15.039
dead. This is really unfortunate I'm
watching someone. But it was so I've

1463
01:40:15.079 --> 01:40:17.760
never laughed like that in my life. Dude, what's got malware on my

1464
01:40:18.319 --> 01:40:21.000
What's got malware on my computer?
When I was a kid? And it

1465
01:40:21.159 --> 01:40:27.560
was like it installed some like naked
chick on the front of the desktop and

1466
01:40:27.680 --> 01:40:30.880
if he clicked her pussy would moan, and I was like, oh no,

1467
01:40:30.319 --> 01:40:34.079
I was like, what do I
do? Like? I hated those

1468
01:40:38.319 --> 01:40:43.319
honestly, dude, honestly, for
real, imagine for just a brief moment

1469
01:40:44.479 --> 01:40:47.319
having that installed on purpose, like
that was something that people would like,

1470
01:40:47.399 --> 01:40:51.119
people would make that for the purpose
of Like people would install that shit under

1471
01:40:51.159 --> 01:40:58.159
computer like have like a naked woman
straddling the fucking taskbar. That is so

1472
01:40:58.520 --> 01:41:01.039
fucking insane, primitive bro bro.
I was terrified because that was the family

1473
01:41:01.079 --> 01:41:02.840
computer. I was like, oh
my god, how do I get rid

1474
01:41:02.880 --> 01:41:08.800
of this? This was before I
like knew how to like search even even

1475
01:41:08.880 --> 01:41:13.520
on your personal computer. Having that
is so fucking overkilled. Yeah, that's

1476
01:41:13.680 --> 01:41:16.760
so outrageous. It's barbarous. It's
like, it's like, what is like

1477
01:41:16.800 --> 01:41:23.000
you don't deserve it's pretty crazy.
It's fucking barbarous a man, because it's

1478
01:41:23.039 --> 01:41:27.359
not hot. It's just it's just
this awkward. It's this awkward, tiny

1479
01:41:27.520 --> 01:41:32.720
naked lady fucking the size of like
barely your phone. Yeah, no,

1480
01:41:32.960 --> 01:41:38.159
man, like, what the fuck? Anyway, let's let's get this one.

1481
01:41:38.439 --> 01:41:45.920
Uh yeah, Benjamin Aaron Shapiro and
he says, hello, my gay

1482
01:41:45.000 --> 01:41:48.399
little fantasies. Long time listener,
Third time question. Ask her now,

1483
01:41:48.479 --> 01:41:50.840
with that out of the way,
Hypothetically speaking, if you were to be

1484
01:41:50.960 --> 01:41:54.800
kidnapped by Nintendo and they wouldn't let
you go unless you gave them three,

1485
01:41:55.760 --> 01:41:59.680
unless you three gave them four characters
to add to Super Smash Brothers, who

1486
01:41:59.720 --> 01:42:04.239
would you add? I love this
question, Dante, I love this or

1487
01:42:04.520 --> 01:42:09.119
or no? Well no, I
mean that would make sense. So I

1488
01:42:09.359 --> 01:42:13.000
guess like if we could add let's
just let's just let's simplify it and we

1489
01:42:13.119 --> 01:42:15.039
each get one, right, let's
do like three for each of them,

1490
01:42:15.359 --> 01:42:17.199
or not three for each of us. But one for each of us.

1491
01:42:17.359 --> 01:42:28.640
Okay, who are we adding from
Mortal Kombat? Okay, that's that's pretty

1492
01:42:28.680 --> 01:42:32.039
boring. H Yeah, well we
were talking about him earlier. I think

1493
01:42:32.199 --> 01:42:34.560
I think I gotta go with Tony
Soprano for sure. I gotta go Tony

1494
01:42:34.560 --> 01:42:40.479
soprano easily. We gotta get we
gotta get Tony Soprano with And I would

1495
01:42:40.520 --> 01:42:50.039
say, I would say I would
add flow from Progressive yeah, d zero

1496
01:42:54.439 --> 01:42:58.600
it maybe getting maybe getting like an
maybe get Aaron Assurance in there. For

1497
01:42:58.840 --> 01:43:01.720
me, it would be mac will
Smith, like Will Smith walking away,

1498
01:43:01.800 --> 01:43:05.760
the Will Smith, the being of
Will smil walkaway aftert smack Chris Rock when

1499
01:43:05.800 --> 01:43:09.560
he was at his most. That's
dangerous Will Smith. I was like,

1500
01:43:10.560 --> 01:43:15.439
that's dangerous. He would tear somebody
up his spikeway. You know, Tony

1501
01:43:15.520 --> 01:43:18.039
Zbrono would be good, But I
got, I got. I've been watching

1502
01:43:19.039 --> 01:43:24.640
I watched a YouTube poop last night
of Breaking Bad, and it's it's great.

1503
01:43:24.680 --> 01:43:27.840
It's uh so I gotta put in
Mike Arment Trout for sure. He's

1504
01:43:27.920 --> 01:43:31.760
like, there's a fucking YouTube poop
where he's just it's it literally consists of

1505
01:43:31.800 --> 01:43:38.880
this abusing his granddaughter and like like
like like just yelling at her and just

1506
01:43:38.960 --> 01:43:42.079
being the biggest piece of shit in
them having a standoff with guns, and

1507
01:43:42.199 --> 01:43:46.000
then him refusing Walter White, like
the entire Walter White just wants to have

1508
01:43:46.119 --> 01:43:49.880
sex with Mike so badly, and
he just constantly refusing him. And it's

1509
01:43:49.920 --> 01:43:55.720
like ten minutes long. It it's
like ten minutes. It's such a it's

1510
01:43:55.840 --> 01:44:00.359
such a love I love. I
love feature length YouTube, like like,

1511
01:44:00.439 --> 01:44:06.039
that's such a it's just like it's
it's it was a Jojo fucking stumbled upon

1512
01:44:06.079 --> 01:44:10.199
it. I walked into my room
with her watching it, and I was

1513
01:44:10.239 --> 01:44:13.000
gonna go to my PCT, but
then I stopped and watched the whole thing.

1514
01:44:13.199 --> 01:44:15.359
Yeah, it was really good.
So yeah, Mike Armit Trout would

1515
01:44:15.359 --> 01:44:18.399
be great. Okay, Okay,
so Mike Garman Trout. I would also

1516
01:44:18.439 --> 01:44:30.479
suggest maybe Et and him getting hit
just makes up. I love that sound

1517
01:44:30.560 --> 01:44:34.399
man. What did fucking what does
his name say stand for? Ernest Turnus?

1518
01:44:35.479 --> 01:44:39.600
Wasn't he Ernest Turnus? Was Jack? Will? I think? I

1519
01:44:39.680 --> 01:44:42.640
think Jack's films. When I asked, what is what is ET's real name?

1520
01:44:43.279 --> 01:44:54.720
He said, Ernest Turnus? Just
we gotta get oh Jack. By

1521
01:44:54.800 --> 01:44:57.560
the way, like I mean he
I guess he did say this publicly on

1522
01:44:57.640 --> 01:45:00.520
his stream, but I rated him. I rated him on Twitch after I

1523
01:45:00.560 --> 01:45:03.640
finished playing Starfield, he was playing
something else. I think he was doing

1524
01:45:03.680 --> 01:45:06.800
some AI stuff. He was working
around with that, and uh, Jacks

1525
01:45:06.840 --> 01:45:10.239
Film said he would he would be
down to come on. So yeah,

1526
01:45:10.399 --> 01:45:13.000
we just gotta get him. We
gotta get it. We have to get

1527
01:45:13.000 --> 01:45:16.319
like a schedule obviously, like we're
we're probably gonna start doing guest episodes more

1528
01:45:16.560 --> 01:45:23.359
often, like after once the year
ends, because this this Christmas is just

1529
01:45:23.439 --> 01:45:25.800
like it's too busy if it like
that, that month is too busy of

1530
01:45:25.880 --> 01:45:30.359
a time to really do anything more
than what we're already doing. But I

1531
01:45:30.399 --> 01:45:32.159
think once January rolls around, we'll
start trying it. We'll start getting more

1532
01:45:32.199 --> 01:45:35.079
guest episodes in. Jack would be
an awesome guys. I'm not ready for

1533
01:45:36.560 --> 01:45:42.640
I'm excited. We gotta do it, Like dude, we've been talking about

1534
01:45:42.680 --> 01:45:45.279
this for months because he said he
was down fucking forever ago. I know,

1535
01:45:45.439 --> 01:45:47.760
I know, I know. So
it's like, let's just let's before

1536
01:45:47.840 --> 01:45:51.000
this year's over, let's let's get
Jack on. You want to do it

1537
01:45:51.000 --> 01:45:53.800
before this year is over? I
want it. Let's do it, because

1538
01:45:54.119 --> 01:45:57.760
bro, like that's he said.
He said, cool, that's true,

1539
01:45:57.840 --> 01:45:59.680
that's true, that's true. Yeah
we should we should just do it.

1540
01:45:59.720 --> 01:46:01.800
When also there is like a lot
to talk about recently, so like yeah,

1541
01:46:02.119 --> 01:46:04.319
with with the sniper, Wold,
I want to problem more about that.

1542
01:46:04.359 --> 01:46:08.039
Absolutely, that is a good Yeah, you know that's not a bad

1543
01:46:08.079 --> 01:46:11.439
idea. Yeah, wants me like
you want to just because like it's really

1544
01:46:11.479 --> 01:46:15.359
just when the uh right now,
I'll send him a I'll send him a

1545
01:46:15.479 --> 01:46:20.079
I'll send him a text. All
right. Yeah, yeah, they going,

1546
01:46:20.199 --> 01:46:24.239
Walter, we had a good thing
going, Walter, you had you

1547
01:46:24.319 --> 01:46:30.760
had to fuck my ethro with a
big little sounding s a big little it

1548
01:46:30.960 --> 01:46:34.239
stas. I've been saying that for
years and it's just purely my brain just

1549
01:46:34.359 --> 01:46:38.960
not under It's just my brain not
deciding where to settle. I keep I

1550
01:46:39.079 --> 01:46:42.720
keep calling things like, it's like
it's like a big little fucking it's a

1551
01:46:42.760 --> 01:46:47.159
big little party. And it's become
like you in the ability to understand the

1552
01:46:47.239 --> 01:46:53.079
world around you. So you say
big little because you're confused. I just

1553
01:46:53.199 --> 01:46:59.520
can't. I just I'm very indecisive, Like which one is a medium size?

1554
01:46:59.520 --> 01:47:01.439
I've just got I've gotten it.
I've I've gotten into the habit of

1555
01:47:01.720 --> 01:47:05.279
of just kind of letting myself say
that, because it's become like a uh,

1556
01:47:05.479 --> 01:47:10.880
it's become like a signature problem of
mine, where I just I would

1557
01:47:10.880 --> 01:47:12.800
just be like, oh, that's
a big little party got going on here,

1558
01:47:13.920 --> 01:47:16.720
But you know it's I. I
bit this thing off my off a

1559
01:47:16.800 --> 01:47:20.439
pen and I've been chewing on it, and it reminded me of fucking being

1560
01:47:20.479 --> 01:47:26.880
in school, just like chew on
plastic and ingest all that plastic. I'm

1561
01:47:26.880 --> 01:47:30.680
way ahead of you. Everybody,
everybody in this fucking everybody on this planet

1562
01:47:30.760 --> 01:47:32.159
right now is so behind me.
They have to they have to get used

1563
01:47:32.199 --> 01:47:35.439
to h all the microplastics in the
rain. They're getting sick. Not me.

1564
01:47:35.760 --> 01:47:40.399
I've been eating plastics since I was
fucking ten. You got plastic lungs

1565
01:47:40.479 --> 01:47:45.359
now man, I got a plastic
look. I inhale and exhale and it

1566
01:47:45.439 --> 01:47:47.359
sounds, oh my god, I
have, I have I have. Every

1567
01:47:47.399 --> 01:47:49.600
time I inhale and exhale, it
sounds like a like a like a water

1568
01:47:49.720 --> 01:47:59.279
bottles. All right, one more
plastics there. There's you get no buffs

1569
01:47:59.359 --> 01:48:06.479
from that just works, But oh
my god. Eric John Eric John Rodney

1570
01:48:06.520 --> 01:48:10.640
says, hey, fellas, have
you ever missed out on on on anything

1571
01:48:10.680 --> 01:48:15.359
that you had an opportunity to do
or experience. I was at the festival

1572
01:48:15.319 --> 01:48:19.319
where the Brass against the Machine vocalists
pissed on a guy, but I missed

1573
01:48:19.359 --> 01:48:23.760
it to see Cypress. I missed
it to see Cypress Hill, and I

1574
01:48:23.840 --> 01:48:29.119
haven't forgiven myself thanks to this so
close. That was so crazy that that

1575
01:48:29.239 --> 01:48:32.560
happened. That's that's in my book
marks. Yeah, that's sure. Yeah

1576
01:48:32.560 --> 01:48:42.159
we forgot. That's a regular watch. Yeah, maybe I don't need anything

1577
01:48:42.239 --> 01:48:45.079
for that. Shit that is that's
raw. That's robbed me right there,

1578
01:48:45.359 --> 01:48:48.399
dude, fucking that. I couldn't
believe that when I saw that, like

1579
01:48:48.520 --> 01:48:55.000
that was so well, first of
all, it was it was very rock

1580
01:48:55.079 --> 01:48:58.560
and roll. It was also like, man, that might have been the

1581
01:48:58.600 --> 01:49:01.159
moment where I was like, look, man, there's a certain there.

1582
01:49:01.319 --> 01:49:04.600
It was like an angel and devil
on my shoulder where it's like I respect

1583
01:49:04.680 --> 01:49:09.920
that, but also that is fuck, I'm too old for this, you

1584
01:49:09.960 --> 01:49:12.880
know what I mean? Where it's
like, ill, gross, I respect

1585
01:49:12.960 --> 01:49:16.439
that. Do you think that guy
jacked off when he probably didn't even have

1586
01:49:16.520 --> 01:49:20.960
to probably even have to probably his
load right there, but possibly he probably

1587
01:49:21.000 --> 01:49:25.880
he probably nutted through. He probably
came so hard in his pants that it

1588
01:49:25.920 --> 01:49:29.359
flew on his pants in the face, was just pissing on him. Now

1589
01:49:29.439 --> 01:49:30.920
the question is now, the question
is, like he was so bold and

1590
01:49:31.000 --> 01:49:34.159
brazen. He was so bold and
brazen to get up there and allow that

1591
01:49:34.199 --> 01:49:38.319
to happen to him. Is that
the mark of somebody who gets no action

1592
01:49:38.479 --> 01:49:41.600
or who gets so much that he's
unfazed. I think it's you know what

1593
01:49:41.640 --> 01:49:45.199
I mean. I think this was
This was like the I think this was

1594
01:49:45.319 --> 01:49:47.279
the lottery for him, like the
jackpot, like I think it was.

1595
01:49:47.359 --> 01:49:51.399
It was he he loves watching that
ship, and he's always fantasized like manna,

1596
01:49:51.439 --> 01:49:55.800
which someone would piss on me.
And he literally like not only that

1597
01:49:55.920 --> 01:49:58.840
this happened publicly in the most shameful
way possible, because you know, he's

1598
01:49:58.840 --> 01:50:01.680
in the humiliation ship. A fucking
attractive woman too, like not even just

1599
01:50:01.800 --> 01:50:06.279
some nasty, fucking gargoyle lady,
just like a really hot woman just pissed

1600
01:50:06.319 --> 01:50:11.039
all over him. And he,
yeah, literally nutted through his fucking his

1601
01:50:11.319 --> 01:50:15.800
pants like it got through it,
It got through his boxers and whatever else

1602
01:50:15.840 --> 01:50:18.359
he has. He's probably sounding too
like it got through everything. That motherfucker

1603
01:50:18.439 --> 01:50:23.800
just went up there like, yeah, she's probably afterwards, he just laid

1604
01:50:23.880 --> 01:50:27.960
on the fucking thing he was laid
on the think piss comes shot through his

1605
01:50:28.119 --> 01:50:31.800
pants, just laying there just like
yeah, she's you know it is It

1606
01:50:31.960 --> 01:50:34.359
is a shame. It is a
shame because she is she's really pretty,

1607
01:50:34.680 --> 01:50:39.840
yeah, very pretty. Unfortunately for
the guy, no action because she's she's

1608
01:50:39.840 --> 01:50:43.399
a lesbian. Yeah, she has
a she has a she has a lady,

1609
01:50:43.479 --> 01:50:45.239
and she's actually I think she's pregnant
right now. So they did like

1610
01:50:45.279 --> 01:50:48.199
at uh, they got somebody else's
probably that guy, the guy that they

1611
01:50:48.239 --> 01:50:53.680
pissed on, probably the guy the
episode the guy is coming. She's That

1612
01:50:53.840 --> 01:50:57.079
is such I still I'm so glad
you asked that question to you, because,

1613
01:50:57.079 --> 01:50:59.199
like I told, this is like
a memory. I totally forgot that

1614
01:50:59.239 --> 01:51:08.279
this happened. Yeah, I'm just
like she got pregnant. Bro. There

1615
01:51:08.359 --> 01:51:10.920
was a I think the last that
might have been the last episode of the

1616
01:51:10.960 --> 01:51:18.079
Inward Club we did. It might
have been that episode watching by podcast what

1617
01:51:18.159 --> 01:51:21.960
you got me thinking? That is
so rock and roll, bro, So

1618
01:51:23.119 --> 01:51:25.920
what was the question was it like, what do you regret or what was

1619
01:51:25.960 --> 01:51:29.359
it? What? Yeah? Well, like I just thought this that just

1620
01:51:29.479 --> 01:51:31.159
remembering that would be would be cool. But like I mean the idea,

1621
01:51:31.159 --> 01:51:34.279
I guess it's like have you ever
had the opportunity like retroactively, Like have

1622
01:51:34.399 --> 01:51:38.680
you ever passed up on something only
to realize that it was something that you

1623
01:51:38.840 --> 01:51:41.640
really should have been at? Yeah, definitely you could have experienced something.

1624
01:51:41.720 --> 01:51:45.199
Cause I definitely like decided to go
home early one time with my friends and

1625
01:51:45.239 --> 01:51:46.239
then they ended up meeting like method
Man, and I was like, this

1626
01:51:46.399 --> 01:51:50.439
is so stupid, this is so
fucking stick. I was like, I

1627
01:51:50.520 --> 01:51:54.079
was like, I don't really feel
what I'm gonna go. Were in Harlem

1628
01:51:54.720 --> 01:51:57.600
and I was like maybe like fifteen
sixty and I was like going to visit

1629
01:51:57.640 --> 01:52:00.399
after I moved up state, and
I was just like, guys, I'm

1630
01:52:00.439 --> 01:52:02.039
gonna go back to New York the
Bronx. I'm hungry. I wanted to

1631
01:52:02.159 --> 01:52:04.680
eat. And they were like all
right, cool, and then like they

1632
01:52:04.720 --> 01:52:08.760
were like yeah, dude, look
with the fucking horrible ast flip phones,

1633
01:52:09.880 --> 01:52:14.199
fucking black Man man. I'm like, yeah, Method Man came in a

1634
01:52:14.199 --> 01:52:16.319
bog like three minutes after left.
He probably infects it. I didn't want

1635
01:52:16.319 --> 01:52:19.560
to be around that pussy as to
get Kingston jameson and I'm like, awesome.

1636
01:52:20.239 --> 01:52:25.279
He was waiting around the corner waiting
for you to leave. He was

1637
01:52:25.359 --> 01:52:33.439
like peeking and see the lock up. He just thank god, Hey,

1638
01:52:33.680 --> 01:52:36.399
oh, get off my style.
You don't like me, you don't like

1639
01:52:36.520 --> 01:52:43.439
my style. I had played him
moments like that, last last one and

1640
01:52:43.560 --> 01:52:45.239
then we'll, we'll, we'll,
we'll bump on out of here, big

1641
01:52:45.319 --> 01:52:48.840
ugly Jordan wrote in he says,
hello, Huey Dewey and Louis nice.

1642
01:52:49.239 --> 01:52:55.720
Uh. Recently I drove two hours
round trip uh for sex parentheses. It

1643
01:52:55.800 --> 01:52:58.520
was fine, I guess. And
on the way back, I was listening

1644
01:52:58.520 --> 01:53:00.640
to y'all's podcasts. Got me thinking, what's the longest distance y'all have traveled

1645
01:53:00.720 --> 01:53:05.880
just to tame some strange tames.
Tames some strange such an elderly saying,

1646
01:53:05.960 --> 01:53:10.880
I love that's two hours noun trip. By the way, it's not really

1647
01:53:10.960 --> 01:53:16.399
that that. It's not that's one
hour. That's an hour. That's like

1648
01:53:16.520 --> 01:53:20.560
nothing. It really depends on the
It really depends on the traffic situation,

1649
01:53:20.880 --> 01:53:24.640
because how far was it really?
Like? Was it? Oh? Yeah,

1650
01:53:24.880 --> 01:53:28.319
like an hour in upstate New York
that's like nothing, but like an

1651
01:53:28.359 --> 01:53:31.079
hour in like La fuck that because
that's like that's like thirty minutes of being

1652
01:53:31.159 --> 01:53:34.319
stopped, you know, like no, uh, yeah, I guess that's

1653
01:53:34.319 --> 01:53:39.119
a good point. Yeah. I
had one of my homies drive me of

1654
01:53:39.159 --> 01:53:44.079
the Pleasant Valley from where How far
was that from Fish Goes? That's maybe

1655
01:53:44.159 --> 01:53:46.600
like forty five minutes. Then I
got there. Yeah, I got there.

1656
01:53:46.720 --> 01:53:50.920
We argued, we had sex,
and then we broke up. It

1657
01:53:51.119 --> 01:53:55.920
was the fucking most and I had
It was such a bad Oh my god,

1658
01:53:57.520 --> 01:54:01.319
College High Lake High School collegnations are
so stupid. And I look back

1659
01:54:01.399 --> 01:54:03.399
on them now and I'm like,
this is such a waste of time.

1660
01:54:03.640 --> 01:54:08.800
I could just be getting really good
at video games. It's been really affecting

1661
01:54:08.840 --> 01:54:15.439
my video games. It's so crazy. And then I remember my waiting outside

1662
01:54:15.479 --> 01:54:16.239
for my friend to come pick me
up. He picked me up, he

1663
01:54:16.319 --> 01:54:17.760
was like, how was it.
I was like, it was like all

1664
01:54:17.840 --> 01:54:25.319
right, and then he went home. Yeah, And after I got home,

1665
01:54:25.359 --> 01:54:28.359
I was just like, dude,
I'm like fucking single none. He

1666
01:54:28.479 --> 01:54:33.439
was like, dang, that's crazy, and hours and hours nothing, dude,

1667
01:54:35.239 --> 01:54:40.239
it's all been in the me it's
all been in like the vicinity.

1668
01:54:40.279 --> 01:54:44.079
It's all like the Technically, I
would say when I was in Arizona,

1669
01:54:44.159 --> 01:54:48.000
just because I lived in a desolate
city that was near nothing, so driving

1670
01:54:48.039 --> 01:54:50.520
anywhere, like if I had to
drive into Phoenix, like to go to

1671
01:54:50.600 --> 01:54:56.039
work, that was like twenty miles
just on its own, so if I

1672
01:54:56.119 --> 01:55:00.199
needed to go, like it was
kind of like just by default. But

1673
01:55:00.279 --> 01:55:01.520
so it wasn't because I didn't live
in the city. So it's like there

1674
01:55:01.600 --> 01:55:04.680
was a sady called surprise that I
had to drive up that was kind of

1675
01:55:04.760 --> 01:55:09.880
far north, that's like the closest. But otherwise when I was living in

1676
01:55:09.880 --> 01:55:13.760
California, it was nothing ever too
far. But I will say this was

1677
01:55:13.880 --> 01:55:18.199
kind of weird where I met with
this girl from tender and whatever. We

1678
01:55:18.359 --> 01:55:23.439
hooked up, and then I think
it was the next day she was like,

1679
01:55:23.600 --> 01:55:26.560
Hey, you want to fucking go
to Sidona, And I was like,

1680
01:55:26.680 --> 01:55:30.239
what I guess, And I just
this random fucking broad that I just

1681
01:55:30.399 --> 01:55:33.079
met, Like, we drove all
the way up to you know, Arizona,

1682
01:55:33.119 --> 01:55:35.960
Sedona. I've never been there before
because her mom had like realists,

1683
01:55:36.000 --> 01:55:38.880
real estate and all the ship.
So then I was hanging out in this

1684
01:55:39.199 --> 01:55:42.520
fucking two million dollars fucking three million
dollar house, and I was like,

1685
01:55:42.600 --> 01:55:45.439
I do not belong here. I'm
gonna get shot Like I was like,

1686
01:55:45.600 --> 01:55:48.359
just me being here, I feel
like if so the wrong person saw me,

1687
01:55:49.119 --> 01:55:51.960
they'd be like, oh, clearly
this person's robbing this place and I'm

1688
01:55:51.960 --> 01:55:57.640
gonna get shot up by that.
It was the weirdest fucking thing just from

1689
01:55:57.760 --> 01:55:59.399
like, oh, this was supposed
to be a hook up, and then

1690
01:55:59.439 --> 01:56:02.640
now I'm I drove seven hours to
go to this rich ass thing, and

1691
01:56:02.720 --> 01:56:06.199
then I bought something at Goodwill and
then I never saw this bitch again.

1692
01:56:06.920 --> 01:56:17.479
So weird. That's that's that's fucking
wild. But Sodona is goddamn gorgeous.

1693
01:56:17.479 --> 01:56:20.399
I even actually I brought my shotgun. We were shooting shit over there.

1694
01:56:20.840 --> 01:56:25.960
It's alcohol. I would recommend going
to Sedona. It's fucking gorgeous. Uh.

1695
01:56:27.000 --> 01:56:32.079
Otherwise, Arizona is a hell hole
and should sick. But Arizona is

1696
01:56:32.079 --> 01:56:35.279
fuck I. I definitely wouldn't go
to Arizona. I've been there one time,

1697
01:56:35.359 --> 01:56:39.239
and I was I wouldn't go to
Arizona for I wouldn't. I wouldn't

1698
01:56:39.239 --> 01:56:42.079
go to Arizona for some strange.
Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't like

1699
01:56:42.399 --> 01:56:45.680
people I will say strange. I
don't know. I don't know. It's

1700
01:56:45.760 --> 01:56:47.960
that's just been a term that I've
a very old turn. It is some

1701
01:56:48.039 --> 01:56:50.520
strain. I'm just I'm gonna get
some strange. I've never used it.

1702
01:56:50.600 --> 01:56:55.039
That sounds weird. I've never I've
never used its way before me. It's

1703
01:56:55.079 --> 01:56:57.720
like someone digs in their pants,
scratches their grun, like, let me

1704
01:56:57.760 --> 01:57:02.039
go get some strange. Walk yeah, stea, no, dude, like

1705
01:57:02.119 --> 01:57:05.680
sucking an out. I flew across
the country, Dude, I flew from

1706
01:57:05.920 --> 01:57:12.640
I've fled from California, New York
easily specifically, just not like specific look

1707
01:57:12.680 --> 01:57:14.600
hold on, hold on, let
me, let me, let me,

1708
01:57:14.680 --> 01:57:18.000
let me let me be more.
It was it was specifically to do that,

1709
01:57:18.119 --> 01:57:20.199
but it was also because like,
oh, it's around my family.

1710
01:57:20.920 --> 01:57:24.199
I almost used it as like an
excuse to go, like, ah,

1711
01:57:24.720 --> 01:57:28.239
I'll go see my family and I'll
surprise him. But like really, it

1712
01:57:28.359 --> 01:57:30.039
was like, so here's the questions. Would you have done it if your

1713
01:57:30.079 --> 01:57:34.560
family wasn't in the area. No, yeah, see, so that doesn't

1714
01:57:34.600 --> 01:57:39.239
necessarily count, but still, I
mean it does kind of count. It

1715
01:57:39.359 --> 01:57:42.319
kind of does count. But it's
like I want you to fly to Louisiana

1716
01:57:42.399 --> 01:57:45.439
where you don't have family to go
smash, and then it'd be like,

1717
01:57:45.520 --> 01:57:48.039
oh damn, you flew fucking like
two thousand miles. Just get some pussy.

1718
01:57:48.079 --> 01:57:50.640
That's crazy. Yeah, yeah,
that is Yeah, I guess I

1719
01:57:50.680 --> 01:57:56.079
guess that would be right if I'm
not getting some pussy that I know I'm

1720
01:57:56.159 --> 01:58:00.560
gonna defends straight like if I can't. If I can't, like it's gonna

1721
01:58:00.600 --> 01:58:05.439
be like I'm gonna have sex with
like I don't know, like twenty two

1722
01:58:05.520 --> 01:58:10.279
thousand and six j Low and I
get to do whatever I want to that

1723
01:58:10.399 --> 01:58:14.760
bitch. That is the only way
I'm hopping on a flight for some puzzy.

1724
01:58:14.920 --> 01:58:17.159
That is the only way I'm hopping
on it. To me, like,

1725
01:58:17.199 --> 01:58:21.119
what about like a like what about
what about like a forty minute flight?

1726
01:58:21.159 --> 01:58:24.600
What about like like Vegas, like
Vegas. I think that's reasonable.

1727
01:58:24.640 --> 01:58:29.279
I would do it. I would
do that like if if if I met

1728
01:58:29.319 --> 01:58:30.000
somebody and it was just like oh
yeah, you know, why not?

1729
01:58:30.159 --> 01:58:33.760
It's like the furthest I feel like
I would always like maybe like yeah,

1730
01:58:33.920 --> 01:58:38.279
no, Washing Washington is the furthest
I think the second, the second,

1731
01:58:38.520 --> 01:58:42.680
the second, it's like over an
hour flight. You know. If I

1732
01:58:42.800 --> 01:58:47.520
could get a weekend with like one
of those like Lily hypothetical sweetheart before for

1733
01:58:48.479 --> 01:58:54.960
I say this, Lily, come
in here and beat him up. Some

1734
01:58:55.159 --> 01:58:59.439
of the Australian woman I've seen in
my life, if I could get a

1735
01:58:59.479 --> 01:59:06.239
week with one one of them,
and just Australia, you would go to

1736
01:59:06.279 --> 01:59:10.600
Australia. For an Australian woman,
I would hop on a flight to Ozzie

1737
01:59:10.680 --> 01:59:15.560
Land if I got a week with
that girl in a place to stay.

1738
01:59:15.840 --> 01:59:23.439
Yes, yeah, I want to
prefer this because some people might be like

1739
01:59:23.520 --> 01:59:27.920
seventeen hours or some big that flight
is, that flight is extra like I

1740
01:59:27.960 --> 01:59:30.560
would not, I would absent.
It was funny too. It's funny too

1741
01:59:30.600 --> 01:59:33.279
because like many many, many,
many many years ago, I was kind

1742
01:59:33.319 --> 01:59:36.479
of like I had this. It
wasn't really a thing that was going on,

1743
01:59:36.600 --> 01:59:39.840
but it was like I was flirting
kind of with this like Australian girl.

1744
01:59:40.239 --> 01:59:43.399
And I remember thinking like am I
gonna Am I really gonna do this?

1745
01:59:43.600 --> 01:59:46.680
Yes? And I thought, no, I'm not gonna go to Australia,

1746
01:59:46.840 --> 01:59:50.520
Like I'm not doing this No way
in hell am I doing this because

1747
01:59:50.560 --> 01:59:55.680
that flight by itself, and it's
also just so embarrassing the idea of just

1748
01:59:55.720 --> 01:59:58.479
like, oh my god, if
that plane went down, It's just like

1749
01:59:58.520 --> 02:00:00.479
where did Chris go? He went
to go get some pussy on Australia and

1750
02:00:00.640 --> 02:00:03.920
died. Died? You got Psycho
for me? The Triangle or something.

1751
02:00:03.960 --> 02:00:08.520
I would because there's no reason my
family's not there. I would have no

1752
02:00:08.880 --> 02:00:11.159
you know what I mean, it's
just Australia. I want to go to

1753
02:00:11.199 --> 02:00:13.880
Australia just for the shake of going
to Australia. I would love to go

1754
02:00:13.960 --> 02:00:15.439
to Australia with like with like friends. Bro, you know what I mean.

1755
02:00:15.479 --> 02:00:19.119
Snark Tank our next fucking live show. Let's just do something, shit,

1756
02:00:19.279 --> 02:00:23.920
dude, because I welcome. Do
you think we would be I've actually

1757
02:00:23.920 --> 02:00:26.239
been looking at the stuff for a
live show. Okay, we're not going

1758
02:00:26.760 --> 02:00:30.079
yet. I'm you guys that right
now. I think I think what I

1759
02:00:30.199 --> 02:00:33.800
know from what I know of Australians
and the type of humor and the gutter

1760
02:00:33.920 --> 02:00:36.720
mouse that they have, I think
they would welcome us, dude. They

1761
02:00:36.720 --> 02:00:42.640
would love dude. We would be
superstars on Australia. Let's go. I'm

1762
02:00:42.960 --> 02:00:45.399
one thousand percent down. Let's we'll
link up with Lewis Spears and some some

1763
02:00:45.640 --> 02:00:48.640
I know actually a lot of us, we know a lot of Australian content.

1764
02:00:49.199 --> 02:00:58.000
If we did all combine show with
Lewis Spears, we would get canceled.

1765
02:00:58.880 --> 02:01:01.840
We would absolutely that would be there
would be no reason for us to

1766
02:01:01.880 --> 02:01:05.039
do that. By the way,
but I'm saying, like you know,

1767
02:01:05.439 --> 02:01:08.479
I don't know, man, Australia
could be cool. I would only go

1768
02:01:08.520 --> 02:01:12.800
to those places with with like you
guys or like friends whatever living with.

1769
02:01:13.000 --> 02:01:15.119
I feel the same way about Japan, like I'm not going to Japan alone,

1770
02:01:15.159 --> 02:01:17.000
Like I'm going to Japan with like
my boys or you know, I

1771
02:01:17.119 --> 02:01:20.640
think Japan. Put my mind to
it, I've severed it. I'm doing

1772
02:01:20.640 --> 02:01:25.520
it next year. So when you're
going probably around the time my birthday,

1773
02:01:25.880 --> 02:01:30.239
so are we we're gonna cut the
same time to Japan. Gotta I gotta

1774
02:01:30.359 --> 02:01:33.239
least see the place I'm going.
Let's go to Japan. Actually, I

1775
02:01:33.359 --> 02:01:36.239
literally like we we were talking about
that we're gonna hit Hawaii first and we're

1776
02:01:36.239 --> 02:01:39.600
gonna Japan. We were talking about
it were I want you to know we

1777
02:01:39.680 --> 02:01:41.399
at Jordan's house. I brought it
up, and I was like, yeah,

1778
02:01:41.399 --> 02:01:44.079
I really want to go to Japan
next year. I'm going. I'm

1779
02:01:44.159 --> 02:01:46.720
like without happen, because I was
even thinking before like Japan explodes or something

1780
02:01:46.760 --> 02:01:50.680
stupid happens, like fucking Hawaii caught
on fire. Yeah, it's we gotta

1781
02:01:50.680 --> 02:01:54.399
go. I thought I really thought
I thought I had the rest of mine.

1782
02:01:54.399 --> 02:01:56.079
I thought I had at least,
like I thought I could go to

1783
02:01:56.159 --> 02:01:59.760
Maui and like when I was like
eighty and then and now it's like it's

1784
02:01:59.760 --> 02:02:00.159
gone on. So it's like,
yeah, now I'm thinking, like,

1785
02:02:00.239 --> 02:02:03.840
fuck, let's let's I gotta I
got money, I've got like the ability

1786
02:02:03.920 --> 02:02:06.479
to do it. I should just
go to Japan. Yeah, Dustin's in

1787
02:02:06.560 --> 02:02:14.359
Japan right now. Yeah, and
I'm so I'm jealous because I'm just come

1788
02:02:14.359 --> 02:02:17.640
out. Then we're gonna go before
Dustin some fucking Kaijus and some gunham start

1789
02:02:17.720 --> 02:02:23.239
battling and sink the whole place.
Dustin's gonna Dustin's gonna put some C four

1790
02:02:23.359 --> 02:02:25.720
on the struts and detonate it before
we can go. Can you imagine,

1791
02:02:26.960 --> 02:02:34.399
I don't think idea that Japan is
on stretched this dude, let's actually I

1792
02:02:34.520 --> 02:02:41.319
want to, like legitimately un ironically
put out in the universe, in the

1793
02:02:41.399 --> 02:02:45.039
ether, we we go extreme instead
of like doing a local show, Let's

1794
02:02:45.159 --> 02:02:50.319
fucking go to Australian do a show. I think that shit. Really fucking

1795
02:02:51.279 --> 02:02:54.680
listen, man, if we can
get this, if there are if there

1796
02:02:54.720 --> 02:02:57.880
are enough people in Australia, even
if it's just like a small like maybe

1797
02:02:57.920 --> 02:03:00.039
like two hundred three hundred like you
play, I really think. I don't

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know. I'm curious about that.
Yeah, I mean, let's put some

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put some fillers out there, put
some feelers out. If you want us

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to come to Australia, let us
know and give us an would be such

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a wild thing for our first live
show. It's in fucking Australia. That's

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what's our first live show. It
would be our first independent independent lives.

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That would be fucking so dope.
Man. I want a pedall so bad

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02:03:20.119 --> 02:03:24.319
and fucking I want to I want
to wrestle kangarruin. Shit, you want

1805
02:03:24.359 --> 02:03:27.640
to eat out of Koala and get
fucking ye get sucked by a kangaroo too,

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02:03:30.680 --> 02:03:34.359
get sounded, gets sounded by a
by a fucking gets sounded by a

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02:03:34.439 --> 02:03:41.239
fucking kangaroo. Put Joey up,
dick bro like Joey. I forgot that

1808
02:03:41.279 --> 02:03:44.680
they were called Joey. I'm all
right, yeah, I ain't all right.

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02:03:45.399 --> 02:03:53.399
Come on, come on, that's
that's chilly too far, man,

1810
02:03:53.840 --> 02:03:56.279
that's a little too far. We're
just kidding there at I love the idea

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that you prep you had to clarify
that we were joking, like, after

1812
02:04:00.520 --> 02:04:02.520
after everything that we've said on this
episode, that's the line. It's like,

1813
02:04:02.600 --> 02:04:05.119
listen, I'm not fucking a koala. That's that's a funny little joke

1814
02:04:05.199 --> 02:04:12.399
there, but that's a koala,
big come on, just a fucking out

1815
02:04:12.439 --> 02:04:15.199
of pocket episode. He's a completely
fucking it's a mess of an episode.

1816
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All right, let's uh, let's
ready, Thank you, Thank you guys.

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All Right, I keep forgeting.
I gotta write myself a script and

1818
02:04:21.199 --> 02:04:26.279
remind everybody to about the fucking Patreon
put it on the comp slash stark tank

1819
02:04:26.359 --> 02:04:29.319
obviously. It's it's if you're listening
this far, you're probably already a patron.

1820
02:04:29.399 --> 02:04:30.399
But thanks a lot for your support. Anyways, we appreciate it.

1821
02:04:30.439 --> 02:04:34.520
We're gonna read the twenty five dollars
and up names. Uh now, uh

1822
02:04:35.319 --> 02:04:44.159
count me down three two one Walt
fuck face unstoppable. There goes my homo.

1823
02:04:44.479 --> 02:04:50.760
Watch him as as he blows.
Uh Shama Shama Lama long Schlang.

1824
02:04:51.199 --> 02:04:55.079
I'm forty four episodes behind and catching
up quickly. This is a threat,

1825
02:04:55.439 --> 02:05:02.000
Yanti Walmartberg n DC thirteen cipher professional
sink pisser. They should put a GoPro

1826
02:05:02.119 --> 02:05:05.199
on eedp to show what happens to
him. The only snark Tank patients to

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02:05:05.239 --> 02:05:11.960
have both justifiably and verifiably shot and
not killed. Shot gild Nut. His

1828
02:05:12.119 --> 02:05:15.079
balls are sweaty. These these weak
ars is heavy. They're seeming on a

1829
02:05:15.159 --> 02:05:23.279
sweater already. Starf is spreading.
Splued yourself by men men inem minimum minimum

1830
02:05:24.319 --> 02:05:29.479
menem Okay, all right, that's
good. You set it up. We

1831
02:05:29.560 --> 02:05:32.359
will do splued yourself by minimum for
sure. Menem is to get a moment

1832
02:05:32.439 --> 02:05:35.359
you're blow when you suck, you're
about the I'm about to shoot my friend

1833
02:05:36.439 --> 02:05:41.520
on on on, Let's let's give
it. Let's let's relax, all right.

1834
02:05:42.279 --> 02:05:45.439
Adolpho the Twink Lord of Common,
Master of banass Lick a Sweeney Lick,

1835
02:05:45.479 --> 02:05:48.600
my weeenies Keith David. All their
dicks are brown, All their dicks

1836
02:05:48.640 --> 02:05:50.960
are brown and this guy is gay. Yeah, this guy is gay.

1837
02:05:51.000 --> 02:05:54.800
I've slicked on a cock. I've
sicked on a cock. I don't know.

1838
02:05:54.800 --> 02:05:57.840
I don't know what this is.
It's running through my head, running

1839
02:05:57.840 --> 02:06:01.119
through my head. You said no, no, no, no, that

1840
02:06:01.199 --> 02:06:02.680
wasn't it. It was it.
That was no, no, no.

1841
02:06:03.920 --> 02:06:06.239
You really stuck with that for a
really, really long time, despite the

1842
02:06:06.279 --> 02:06:10.680
fact that you knew it was wrong. It's not right, it's it's that's

1843
02:06:10.720 --> 02:06:12.880
not that's not the that's other right. There's another one later on that that

1844
02:06:13.000 --> 02:06:17.880
is that. I think. Uh
uh, Benjamin Aaron Shapiro, come in

1845
02:06:17.920 --> 02:06:20.920
my ass. You're drilling me,
drilling me. All I want is your

1846
02:06:20.960 --> 02:06:25.000
ooze. I don't know what that
is, either Caucasian container or the cracker

1847
02:06:25.079 --> 02:06:29.520
barrel for gaze. Keith David tinfoil
tyrant because I'm a hex grown, I'm

1848
02:06:29.520 --> 02:06:31.600
gonna put my come on you black
face on, putting black face on my

1849
02:06:31.640 --> 02:06:34.520
light bulbs. Keep David, rip
my dragon, Max Silhouette Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney,

1850
02:06:34.520 --> 02:06:40.000
swallow up my penny bendetict coming sings
and the signs and the signs to

1851
02:06:40.079 --> 02:06:42.920
some cock were written on the bathroom
stalls. Dick and balls. She Pipkin

1852
02:06:42.960 --> 02:06:45.520
on my Pippa possum. Yes,
it's my real name. I tried the

1853
02:06:45.560 --> 02:06:48.119
Buffalo wild wings cheese curds and they're
just okay. The man who's outside your

1854
02:06:48.119 --> 02:06:51.079
window not you. I'm not using
still so I'm just that tall, domination,

1855
02:06:51.119 --> 02:06:55.199
average clicking energy. I'm black.
I'm a black belt in hate speech.

1856
02:06:55.520 --> 02:06:59.000
Star Coffee, a mob, a
mob of cock Goblin Goblin mobsters.

1857
02:06:59.119 --> 02:07:01.399
Robin Robin, Williams Grave, Galum
and Sniegel arguing over whether to say the

1858
02:07:01.479 --> 02:07:06.800
end word Transform Gremlin exposing people with
lactose intolerance to ninety million rodogens of ionizing

1859
02:07:06.880 --> 02:07:12.119
radiation USh not Vin Penn. The
Angelic Dungeon Master presents Game of Throwing Special

1860
02:07:12.199 --> 02:07:15.119
Victims Unit Craig the Canadian. Richard
Fisting declares that Craig the Canadian is dead.

1861
02:07:15.680 --> 02:07:20.399
Oh shit, maybe it's your boys, Shawny D nine to eleven,

1862
02:07:20.760 --> 02:07:25.319
Uh to this time, it's personal. Matt Wallace is a hero of our

1863
02:07:25.359 --> 02:07:29.760
time. Sweet Baby Gang for Life, Ben and Jerry's Funky Monkey uh uh

1864
02:07:29.920 --> 02:07:32.960
Indie Butterknife on YouTube, I reckon
the if the flash rapidly tensed then untensed

1865
02:07:33.039 --> 02:07:38.000
his dick in bitch's mouths. It
sounds like a fleshy rattlesnake. Three XO

1866
02:07:38.159 --> 02:07:40.720
buying ray consent in twenty twenty and
them shocking my year to see function shortly

1867
02:07:40.720 --> 02:07:43.800
after the Warrantake's fine, Oh we're
we just that's crazy. We're onto three

1868
02:07:43.800 --> 02:07:47.680
pages of twenty five. That doesn't
happen in a while. That's been,

1869
02:07:47.840 --> 02:07:50.479
that's been a long time. Does
happen? Let's go. That's what.

1870
02:07:50.600 --> 02:07:54.640
That's what. That's what made us
raise the price of the first places again.

1871
02:07:54.680 --> 02:07:58.159
It's getting too fucking crazy, but
we appreciate you guys. Holy shit,

1872
02:07:58.359 --> 02:08:03.640
three pages, Thank you, dangs
wood slurping, stroke and smoke and

1873
02:08:03.680 --> 02:08:05.800
joking. Emoticon's going like this morning, Alec David, my name is Peingus

1874
02:08:05.960 --> 02:08:13.079
Parker. I was bitten by a
radioactive dinner dinner, and for over fifteen

1875
02:08:13.199 --> 02:08:16.800
years I've been the YouTube poopman to
the tune of Hey Jude, oh Yeah,

1876
02:08:18.199 --> 02:08:22.199
to the Beatles, Hey dude,
come over here, get on your

1877
02:08:22.279 --> 02:08:24.840
knees and suck my penis. Nice, nice, good, Obie, won't

1878
02:08:24.840 --> 02:08:28.239
you blow me? Keith David guy
Abbey to the tune of killing the name

1879
02:08:28.359 --> 02:08:33.960
sucking at I'm gay something funny and
topical, that that hieroglyphic language that I

1880
02:08:35.000 --> 02:08:39.199
can't fucking translate to pronounce wage l
five eight eighty three. I feel gay.

1881
02:08:39.239 --> 02:08:41.119
Fuck you the Pepini Brothers and Porium
tries to get Vegas. Say Ice

1882
02:08:41.199 --> 02:08:45.640
Wall, come on stream, donk
Donkerson, Quiet Quentin and Quief and Queer

1883
02:08:46.359 --> 02:08:50.720
Keith David, William Harrington. Let's
get down to bussy and defeat these puns.

1884
02:08:50.760 --> 02:08:52.399
Oh yeah, Uh tell him,
Steve Dave not a furry. I

1885
02:08:52.479 --> 02:08:58.239
just want to fucking wombat a mean
lesbian John Strickland armored whole sex fires of

1886
02:08:58.319 --> 02:09:03.319
rubbing Cox. Uh God damn it, Marks eighteen eighty nine. I'm such

1887
02:09:03.359 --> 02:09:05.840
a dog. I bite at the
fart bubbles and the beat of the First

1888
02:09:05.920 --> 02:09:09.560
Church of Keith David, featuring the
unholy choir of six unique slightly altered clones

1889
02:09:09.600 --> 02:09:15.119
of Keith David. The universe were
Peter Parker as a klansman pre Roz Blake

1890
02:09:15.199 --> 02:09:18.640
eight nine six. Gay Jonah Gamison, editor in chief of The Gaily Bugle

1891
02:09:18.720 --> 02:09:22.239
Cops, shoots Pomeranian out of field
that his Diket's bigger than his Alaskan overfield

1892
02:09:22.279 --> 02:09:28.760
trash Texas tater salad, peanut butter
and cummy sandwich God Sue Hall particle,

1893
02:09:28.800 --> 02:09:31.920
my ass here is NICKI, Ziggy
Marcus's pronouns or he him and dons were

1894
02:09:31.119 --> 02:09:35.039
was were j JFK's head was an
ied Every time I come it sounds like

1895
02:09:35.079 --> 02:09:39.199
swid were walking. Jackson DuPont Badly
Brave, Hungard, Derek duck Hunt,

1896
02:09:39.800 --> 02:09:46.119
Nice Bulk, the first Disciple of
the Fitness Etherean Pregerian Hunter, uh Melphis

1897
02:09:46.159 --> 02:09:48.760
Won Warlock, Hex played, Hex
played, Warlock Supremacist and rounding out our

1898
02:09:48.800 --> 02:09:56.520
list, km Hep Hazarding the wonderful
King of Hep Hazard. Thank you all

1899
02:09:56.560 --> 02:10:01.159
for listening. Uh Were, I
gotta say a man, We're we're hitting

1900
02:10:01.199 --> 02:10:05.439
these We're hitting these episodes pretty well. We're doing a good job. The

1901
02:10:05.439 --> 02:10:07.800
patreon, the patreon is exploding.
It's it's growing really quickly. We really

1902
02:10:07.840 --> 02:10:13.239
really appreciate that. We want two
thousand followers. Walter gotta keep pushing,

1903
02:10:13.079 --> 02:10:18.840
We gotta keep pushing. How can
we afford our gold plated jet skis.

1904
02:10:18.960 --> 02:10:24.439
If you're not gonna throw us your
buddy, come on now, two thousand

1905
02:10:24.560 --> 02:10:28.359
two patients would be fucking were twelve
hundred. We're twelve hundred right now,

1906
02:10:28.000 --> 02:10:31.279
we would you know we we we
appreciate you guys. Yeah, no,

1907
02:10:31.359 --> 02:10:37.720
it's it's up. It's awesome like
this. This is what what'd you say?

1908
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Are you crying? What's episode?
I don't even I even know what

1909
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