This is not don't expect to be night Satan. It's time to stray from
the tank because you'll find no be survived side corest Hey there a Devians Junior
Adventures and friends. Welcome back to another side Quest, the podcast between the
between the main games. Today we have a very special special events. But
I will not be Gibby for the rest of the time. You remember me
as m Gay Gibson, but today I will be wank Spankerman, host of
the Great Givia Challenge. Welcome back to Punt two of the Great Kybivia Challenge.
I am your host, as I said, wank Spankerman. Yes,
the wank Spankerman. Yes, yes we uh we monetize masturbation turned into crypto
coins. Now we're just into good old fashioned shits. Every time you poop,
we get paid. Yes, hold your applause. Thank you all.
Hanks Bankerman, I'm Richie, you are not so. First of all,
let us introduce our contests, starting at the top. Ms Massy tell us
about yourself. Hi. I am Misty Massy. I'm the author of the
Mad Chestral series of pirate fantasy adventures, and I am an editor for Falstaff
Books for mac a memoirs, press and any other press that feels like they
want to throw money at me to do this job. I will edit for
you too. Fantastic, I've heard of none of those things. Moving on,
Rick, go Walter Resky. I can't pronounce this less name. I
apologize, fuck you, Oh well, fuck you too my name? Hey
everyone, my name is Rick will Tierri. I'm the author of many things,
including the Tone of Bill series. But you know, in my spare
time what I like to do is I like to strip naked, cover myself
in fish oil, find a puddle, flop around at it, and pretend
I'm a cod I am strangely aroused, which I will talk after this show.
Stephen Leslie Weatherill tell us about yourself. Well, hi there, mister
spankerman. My name is Steve Weaverell, and I write books such as the
Brandon fly Masters series of written down adventures that you can read. You can
download them on the internet, and in my spare time, bizarrely, I
like to do exactly what Rick does. I knew there's a reason we got
along. I have a question. Yes, did mister quaal Terry say that
he likes to pretend he is a cod? Or? A god. Why
not a cord god, A fish god? I believe flopping around naked in
a puddle, going I am Neptune King of the Sea. This is very
bizarre. I don't understand all right now, welcome back to part two of
the Great Gibibachella Job. Previous winner mister Bevin told me to politely to go
fuck myself. He has better things to do than play with this, so
we'll bring him back on later time for a tournament champion. So here are
the rounds of Givivia. There are three rounds each. The first two rounds
have four categories three questions each Easy beat him, a hard, you gain
a loose points according to your final answers. Mister WALLTERII has agreed graciously to
be our scorekeeper. Hopefully he doesn't tell me to go fuck myself too many
times? All right? For rounds one and two, each of you has
a counterspell, so if you get a question wrong, you can counterspell it
and not lose points. If someone else gets a question right, you can
counterspell that and make them not get their points. We're tracking so far,
but you only get one per round the final round. It's not really a
surprise. People who've seen the last one know exactly what's going to happen.
It's pretty much the same thing. But we'll get to that as everybody ready
to play Gibivia. Yeah, do it all right? The order I picked
is the order you appear on my screen, So Misty first, Rick and
then Steve will reverse it first to the second round. Moving on, here
are our round one questions, Children's literature, food and cuisine, Edgar Allan
Poe and same name, same names. One of those tricky ones where it
gives you a clue that someone's got a part of a name you're gonna be
the full name using. You'll see as it goes on. So, Misty
Massi, you're up first. What do you choose? Well, since I
actually have an anthology of Edgar Allan Poe inspired stories coming out later this spring,
I'm going to go with Edgar Allan Poe for three hundred, can we
please censor her? We have no time, We said, plugged your shit.
You got an option in the beginning, no, right, I was
talking to my judges. They told me to just mind my own business and
host the show. So Eggreland Poe for how much? Three? You said?
For three all right, three hundred spender Edgar Allan Poe was court martialed
as a cadet at what school? I'm pretty sure that was West Point?
Is that your final answer? That is my final answer. The answer is
yes, west Point? Congratulations, No not congratulations. Counter spell No one
leaves the mud misty all right in the mud. So you did not get
the answer wrong. So you do not lose three hundred points, but you
do not gain three hundred points. So I believe that was a garun fo
I marked a fish god. The fish God has struck again. You get
for questioning Neptune. All right, uh Rick, it is your turn,
fish God. Well, considering we're talking about that, let's do food and
Cuisine for two hundred. Food and cuisine for two hundred. What confection was
originally called fairy flaws cotton candy? Is that your final answer? Final answer?
It is indeed cotton candy I like to call bullshe kip is still called
fairy us where it was. I thought you were going to counter spell that,
all right, now, no can I counter spell you can I do
that? Bring it on, fake englishman? All right, moving on,
Steve, it is your turn. What would you like, I'm intrigued by
same name. Let's go for that for three hundreds to go right to the
hard one, not even gonna try it? All right? All right to
entertain people, dragon we alreadys go straight for the hard one, straight for
the hard caculately. That's the ticket to success for three hundred points. The
actors behind Doctor Grant and Jurassic Park and Doctor Horrible, Sam Neil and I'll
say it altogether. So the actors behind Sam Neil and Doctor Horrible? Right,
what explain this? We're looking for one answer? Like it would be
like uh uh? For example, an animal that lives in the woods that
is Feeline and a famous actor from Police Academy, Bob kat Golthwaite. Do
you see how this works together? You know, with all of them together?
Oh? I see. Then i'd have to note the name of the
person from Doctor Horrible, you would. It's a famous actor, you know,
I know, I can picture his face is adorable, impige face.
I know who's exactly who this is, but I bring his blanket? What's
his name? Yes? We have all day, by all means, take
your time this long podcast, man, I'm going to stretch this out gives
me less to edit later on. I can't get it, Sam Neil,
sam Neil Stevenson, sam Neil Stevenson. Is that's your final answer? Yeah,
sam Neil Patrick Harris. That's what we were looking for, Sam Neil
Patrick Harris. Well, Neil Patrick has again. Now that you've said the
answer, I feel like I could have got that right. Well, if
you started with the easier in the beginning one, it would have made more
sense. But you know, you do, you go right for the hard
stuff. Am I not? All right? We're jumping sharks today. Back
to the topics, Miss Massy, let's do. Let's do children SLP for
three hundred children s lip for three hundred? Which red headed characters? Middle
names are Delakatesca Widow, Shade mackelmrit Ephrem's daughter sounds fucking pretentious, whoever she
is. I know, I know this one, strangely enough, famous redheaded
uh, famous redheaded protagonist. Oh oh oh. I really hate this character
when I was a kid, and it just annoyed me to no end because
because Scandinavians are weird. But it's gotta be Pippy Pippy Longstocking. Final answer,
Yes, hidby fucking long stalking is the correct answer. You have three
hundred points. That's definitely not one of the middle names there, Wenkerson,
They're written now it's spank Wankerman. Thank you very much. All right,
mister Rick g Ah, let's go same name for two hundred, same name
for two hundred. The man who wheels Excalibur meets so weary interstellar hitchhiker.
That would probably be King Arthur Dent. Final answer, Yes, King Arthur
Dent is correct. Well done. Then if I have a second name,
I think King Arthur Pender. I mean that makes no sense, then no
it doesn't. I'm just combining it to angry go with the flow. You
don't sot a bitch. I'm just saying as a very poorly constructed question,
I don't know. Tell us more about how you power Sandwidge your motem into
the ground. Speaking of poorly constructed mister last place, it's your turn.
Okay, let's go for food and cuisine for two hundred points. We already
did two hundred points free, and we have one and three three hundred points.
All right, A traditional one of what contains yellow mustard, pork,
ham, Swiss Swiss cheese, and pickles. A traditional one of what it's
a it's a it's a food item. I will have the blank food item.
And this traditional food item contains these ingredients. I mean, I just
call it a sandwich. I'll give you it is a sandwich. You're half
right? What kind? Yes? What kind of sandwich? Here we go
on, law, he's a bigger sandwich. This is why no one likes
you. This is why delicatessen workers don't like me. Actually know they do
because I'm very clear about what I wanted my sandwich. Maybe if you give
them a concise name, they would have the answer for you know, because
then there's room for misinterpretation wankerson. Whereas if I just missed what I want
in the sandwich, everyone goes home happy. So there's a special name for
this type of sandwiches. What you're telling me, Yes, there is a
special name for these kind of sandwiches. The probably an American? Is it?
Machine gun? Eagle sandwich machine? It's an American name. Cuban so
so close, so close, machine killed cocaine. That would have been a
but you were you were one country away, exactly. I guarantee that which
isn't actually kibben so somebody's made up of America and cool. You're probably right.
We are a horrible lot. Misty Massy, you are next. Oh,
let's let's go back to h Edgar Allen for two hundred, two hundred
for Egger Allen. Yes, what story features siblings Roderick and Manneline? Uh
one of my favorites. That would be the fall of the House of Usher.
That is correct. Yay, except it didn't because count a spell boom.
I'll take your points away. Sorry, I just went to never makeing.
I just want to play it long. I feel I feel Misty is
going to get us back and it's going to be ugly. I'm just never
making your cookies ever again. All Right, Rick, it's your turn.
We have all the one hundreds left and one children's lit for two hundred.
I'll do food and Cuisine for one hundred. Food and Cuisine for one hundred.
In eighteen ninety three, the US Supreme Court ruled that what food was
in fact a vegetable beef. Oh god, I think I know how was
this the one hundred point one? Because you're overthinking it. What often gets
confused for not being a vegetable, which is pretty much vegetable. I'll say
a tomato, and I will say, you are correct, it is actually
a berry, because I was about to say it's actually not a nut.
Yes, they said, fine, you bitches, you can have it.
It's a tomato. It's a vegetable, even though it's not. The democracy
works. You have to think that today's Supreme Court must look back on those
cases and go, why can't we just have to argue about tomatoes. Invented
enough rights for people to argue about. Did they take away our right to
argue about tomatoes? Do with these healthcare issues instead? You? All right,
mister weverall all right, let's go for children's lit, whichever one hasn't
been selected yet. You have one end to h one. Then let's go
for the one loser cagory, all right, which series pioneer turning books into
games and using a second person perspective when writing? Oh, second person,
choose your own adventure? Correct, choose your own adventure. Ah, excellent.
I'm now at minus a million points or whatever it was, minus five,
Okay, it may as well be a million. Rick. I'm not
coming back from this, all right, Uh, misty, it is your
tod Uh what is left Children's Lit for two. Uh, it's the upstate
of right being one hundred points with Steve ed Grellen Poe for one and same
name for one. I'll tack ed Gar Allan Poe for one. Okay,
no one can no one can stop you forgetting this one, so man,
so I'll probably get it right. Which pose short story is considered the first
modern detective story. Ah. There is a story in that anthology that I'm
not allowed to promote, uh, that is based on this story. It's
called the Murders in the Room Morgue, the Murders in the Room rge.
Indeed, congratulations, you finally got a Poe question right, officially for someone
who have an anthology apparently. But yeah, this is the first time getting
an actual question right. I don't know what I got all three. I'm
sorry you only got points for one. Yeah, I can't start reflect that.
Thank you, Steven. We agree on something for once, all right,
mister, would you care for Children's Lit two or same name for one?
Let's go the same name for one, same name for one, all
right? Okay? For one hundred points. Nintendo Anthromorphic Pilot meets half of
the duo from the X files. I think that's the fun one. Okay,
that's ohthough I don't know how to work again. I think this is
a poorly structured one. Yeah, for some reason, might bring once to
go to like a ratchet and clank or something. But I know that I
know the only thing I do a barrel roll, a barrel roll. The
only thing I can think of is star Fox, Moulder, mother of God,
even a broken clock. That's right, twice a day. Fox also
has a second name, so it's again you have to play within the spirits.
I try to give you Bob Starfus, he's got like a real name.
No, it is star Fox. It's just star Fox. Still a
bill. H my god, if you not played the game. And I'm
counterspelling because almost there's only one question left, I have to use it.
So all right, so Rick take you a hundred points away? All right?
Which leaves children's literature for mister Webell. Are you ready, sir,
let's do it. Humorous David Barry co wrote prequels to what classic novel?
Well, if only I know who Humorous Dave Barry was. M I read
one Dave Barry book. People said it was funny, and they were wrong.
I'm gonna say Lord of the Rings negative, it was, in fact
Peter pet all right, Okay, well I care even less about that now,
sorry, the prequel to Peter Pan with some kidd in like you know,
in a bassinette. Well, maybe it's the beginning of Captain Hook or
Tinkle Bows like Orgy Adventure. I don't know. I didn't read the book,
but i'll tell you what I would read that. I'm not going to
read both of those Wankerson, and they're not by Dave Barry. So I
honest I was way off. I honestly thought it was going to be Captain
Underpants, considering Dave Barry's level of humor. So end of round one,
what are the scores? Mister Rick? Well Rick for five hundred, all
right, Misty for four hundred, although she would have been killing us if
the rest of us weren't assholes, okay, and Steve at negative seven hundred,
negative seven hundred, all right? So how we feeling? How I
usually feel around round one? Oh right? Drunken, surly, yeah,
drunk, confused, a little bit annoyed with some of the poor question Phrazy,
I'm sorry, did you put in time to do this nor just me,
so fuck yourself, all right? Right, Yes, I sacrificed part
of my time in life and ignored my child's I'll bring you to like bring
you joy. But yes, let's shit on that war. If that's good,
you our grind your internet into the blivia. I'm hungry. I'm doing
trivia, you little right, I'm doing trillia for things I don't even get
paid for it, So go fuck yourself, all right, let's move on
to a round two. Well, the points are doubled now in opposite order,
because fuck it. Uh Steve minus seven hundred, you are up first.
Ah wow. I don't actually know a lot about booze, probably because
of all the brain damage I've done to myself for drinking. But let's go
booze for eight hundred. Ooze for eight hundred mescal does not contain a worm,
but rather what dead creature? Hmmm? Interesting. I didn't know there
was another alcohol that contained a dead animal that I will avoid because that's never
been an attraction to me. Uh yeah, probably not a mouse, you
know. That sounds more like a factory error. Very very true. We
do it all the time in the Wayerman family fortune. When we bottle our
Uh yeahsibly still an insect. You're not wrong, keep going. I feel
bad for you this point. You're like the slow kidding class with right,
a millipede? Millipede? Is that's your final answer? Yeah? A moth
larva ma min one's cooler. I was going to go for wasp, which
kind of looks like a mufflower. Yeah, white Anglo Saxon Protestant. Yes,
we all had the cannabistic drinks. I'm okay with this all right,
Rick, you are up, sir. Let's do Princess Bride for four hundred.
Princess Bride for four hundred? What is miracle match's wife's name, missus
Max? They actually ever say it in the movie You never had it so
good? Insert name here? No, they does. I remember. I
remember it very very clearly. Not a bitch. I'm your wife. Would
you like a hit, mister Rick, which which like a hint? Well
see how well you know me? It's my wife's name. I thought it
all right, Yes, the answer is Valerie? Her name? You never
had it? Go so Valerie? He says it very clearly. I had
melody in my head, but I recall that line. But I heard him
I never heard him say a name. It's always you never had it so
good. Oh damn, Carol Caine, you should have had a more pronounced
name. All right, mister Europe, Let's go Indiana Jones for two Indiana
Jones for two hundred. Yes, India's a crippling fear of what's animal?
Oh, easy, peasy, that would be snaky babies. It is indeed
snaky, very snaky babies. Yay. Does anyone want to take her points
away? She didn't say snake, she said snaky babies, so I don't
think she should get anyway. I'm not wasting get count, I said.
Normally I would agree with you, but you've you've used my last name in
correctly for many times, and it's sill to me. So she gets the
points away with that. On on Jeopardy, I will punch mister Tebbek's dead
corpse into the ground. I hate that man, all right. Back to
the bottom, Steven, Okay, I'm pretty confident with my Indiandia Jones knowledge
up until the film starts to suck. So take Indiana Jones right, Andrew?
All Right. Crystal's Crystal, Indiana's iconic whip is made from what material
magic? I imagine I would say lever. Do I have to be more
specific? Is there some sort of Please be more specific, Oh, magic
lever. Don't kid around, Joey. You need to be more specific about
the kind of leather. Kangaroo lever. Holy shit, yes, kangaroo hide
isn't. Yes, I'll come on. I needed some charity, clearly.
I'm not even going to try to take that away, because I think you
still might US one hundred. It doesn't matter, all right, Rick,
you're up. Let's try comedy movies for four hundred. Comedy movies for four
hundred. Eddie Murphy, our Sinior Hall nineteen eighty eight, coming to America,
Coming to America. Correct one, Misty Europe. Oh, there's only
three of you this time. It goes faster, just more quest. That's
true. Let's do Princess Bride for is eight hundred available? Eight hundred is
available? Yes, okay, let's Princess Bride eight hundred. Who wrote the
book The Princess Bride? That would be William Goldman of Goldman's Saxophone Idol And
I just made that up. Yes, yeah, I knew that ship was
coming, Rick, I thought about that. Other thought no, that would
be monstrously cruel. I've got to see like Rickers the first one, I
jump into the previous way Rangavivia one. No one wanted to counter spell each
other. They would encounter spell themselves and lose points. Rex full Ford,
fuck you and I average to the surprise of no one who listens to this
podcast to rag will smite your answers, right, Steven, is your turns
up? Okay? Uh, that booze question was quite interesting. Let's take
booze for four one hundred. Let's learn something today. A moscow bule is
traditionally served in a mug made from what metal? Copper? Does he make
a proper coppa? Yes? It is copper, is in fact the answer?
Hmm? All right? Do you like a moscow meal? I do
not. They are an abortion to all of alcohol. Moving on up,
accurate ones. All right, Rick Europe, I like Zeema. Fuck it.
We'll go for something big. Comedy movies for eight hundred, comedy movies
for eight hundred. Oh you, he's the last one. Britney for Britney
Murphy Paul Rudd nineteen ninety five. I know it is one, Paul Rud
I don't know anything that Paul r in every movie I know, Men's of
Empire, I'll say clueless. Yes it is spell. I do that.
I wasn't going to give you a Lisha Silverstone Island too easy? No,
the late, the late great Brittany Mophe and Paul run Steve, Are you
doing it or me? No? I already already? Okay, then I'm
counter spelling. Just double kind of spell rack. Can we do that?
Can we just banished Rake? If we can buy it up hours? Who
used this? Does Steve? You use yours? Use my one? Mister
in the chamber? Okay, all right? Uh, Misteve is your turn?
Oh uh? What's left in Indiana? Jens four hundred points? Let's
do that, all right? And what country does Raiders of the Lost Ark
begin? Oh? Golly, Brazil? Is that your final answer? Yeah,
you are wrong, but rule Jungle? Well yes, they are both
in South America, that is true. Spell not to lose the points,
mister, and I'm going to yes. All right, all right, there
are three questions left. We have Booze for one, the Princess Bride for
two, and comedy movies for two. Let's take ano a booze one.
All right, I'm sensing a trend with you, sir, all right,
a Sunday ending a three hundred year old tradition. In nineteen seventy, British
sailors were no longer given a daily ration of what rum rum is indeed the
answer, and everything went to shits from that. Very very true. Rick
Princess Bride or comedy movies. Let's do Princess Bride all right, after Wesley
has lost a c who is blamed for his death. Dread Pirate Roberts.
Very true. Yes, it is, in fact the dread Pirate Roberts.
I'm just going to say, I really need a prequel to the Princess Bride
or I or a side movie. I would see just Wesley at sea for
those five years becoming the new dread Bier Brobts. I want to see that
movie, right, if it was an R rated movie, it just showed
him murdering the shit out of people. It's just it's a horrible fucking Harring
movie. He's like, now, our prien, it's like going to show
you have to gut someone. It's like, just remember no survivors. This
is called keel hauling. It's so much fun, all right. I always
wanted the sequel that would have been Inigo Montoya becoming the dread pirate Roberts,
that would have been the party ship of the decade. Right, well,
you can actually we could actually combine those ideas in a Godfather two style that
shows the past and the currents side my side, right a, right,
oh, hands down. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure we did get
that sequel. It's called Pirates of the Caribbean, you son of a bitch.
You know how I feel about those movies, all right, mistery,
you get comedy movies. Gene Wilder Cleveland Little nineteen seventy four, A goddamn
classic. H absolutely a damn classic. That would be blazing saddles. It
would indeed be blazing saddles. Congratulations, I love that movie. All right?
How did the score stand, mister Rick? All right? Stands Rick
at seven hundred, Misty at eight hundred, and Steve catching up at negative
one hundred, oh, negative one hundred and nearly a zero. Nice but
not quite all right? So, uh Rick, could you said, Misty
has how many points? Eight hundred, eight hundred? You have seven hundred?
Say Misty is first, you are second, and Steve is third Steve.
Like last time, in order to play into the final round, you
must promise the uh, the A and Deviance Junior Adventures and friends over on
our discord something to give you points, to put you at to tie you
at points with the next place up, which will be seven hundred points.
So what are you going to do to earn eight hundred points? You've got
to do something. Last time, it was like several jokes. None of
them were good, but you did joke them were original? Yeah, yeah,
yeah, I promise original jokes I had made up they've never been heard
before, and I delivered. That's what That's what that word vomit was?
Oh? Yes? Is it? A very similar situation coming in at negative
points? But I want ever been in to play, so I'll bump you
up. But you've got to uh, you gotta sing for your supper?
So what are you good? I know from experienced that dick picks or any
worth two hundred points? Actually, speaking of sing for your supper, would
you record yourself singing for at least sixty seconds of a couple of a cover
song and post it onto the A and D discord? Would you do that?
Yeah? Okay, let's do that now make people suffer, fuck you
revenge? Yes, all right, I like perhaps a Taylor Swift cover or
something US points for that. We'll come up with a song. But yes,
you will see you will. You will record yourself singing and playing and
doing all kinds of standyguns. All right, all right, Now when we
move into this round, with Misty coming in first place, Steve, you
are in last. So I want you to choose out of these wourk out
of you choose Misty's category. Misty looks like she dropped all of these categories
from my side quest experience of mix with Misty, She's shown proficiency and at
least free of these that I'm aware of, I think for human anatomy.
All right, Mistery, you get human anatomy. Oh god, oh right,
Rick, you are in next place. Please choose Steve's category. I'm
gonna say weird al. Okay, Steve gets weird al and Misty. You
have two categories to choose from to give to Rick. I'm going to stick
Rick with Greek mythology. All right, So the top scorer right now is
Misty, who gets human anatomy. For the no one choose, No one
chose ninet these video games. Let's see what that was, just to see
what happens. Uh, it was a trap. Ucas Film created what nineteen
ninety eight game based off The Land of the Dead. Does anybody know this?
No? Oh, that would be shit. It would not be shit.
No, No, it was what was it called? Dad? That's
the point of a question. I asked you a question. You give be
the answer that I remember it in nineteen ninety eight Lucasfilm video game. Uh
No, I think Actually I figure what I'm thinking of was about five years
later, Grim Fandango. The game was Grim Fandango. Yeah, all right,
so Misty, you get human anatomy. How much of your of your
eight hundred points, how much are you willing to wager? Oh? Bet
at all? Mancuson. If this leads to one of my Dick pics.
It's not funny, it's not clever. It's also a huge, like human
resource issue. What there's another name of Serramon. So I'm thinking nothing like
owned eiengardbit White Wizard. I can't even look at the rude origins, aren't
you kind of Yeah? One of the way goblin things that killed the Ampshire
could be wrong and that's that's part of human anatomy, Yes, perfectly,
because I got it from the human anatomy section of the Trivia Games I pulled
the ship from so yes, no, no, Steve said it was goblin
things, and I'm like, oh, well, yes, that would explain
a lot. But I have a very old fashioned approach to human anatomy.
The four humors and the goblins inside of our systems, and you know,
let's see, what do you call it? The the the liquid inside the
brain that keeps your brain from jumping around? And what the hell is it
called? I am? I swear to god, I'm a writer. I
know how to use words, but not I know how to google them talking
to me? Yeah right, I should I should have. Yeah, I
can't remember all right, So to lose all your points, which is going
to happen no matter what. But all four of us are in danger of
this right now because we're all wearing earphones. It is EARWX. It is
the fancy word for EARX. Wow. Wow, I have never saw that
word. So I've learned something today, That's right, I did too.
What I like? I can cross that's Jean Paul ga X Yes, zerial
women see now I would believe that they're alive unlocked my sealmen. When I
turned thirteen, I would believe there are a little goblin things running around in
my ears. So all right, I have a warm tongue whisperinging my seulman.
All right, Rick, for of your seven hundred points, how much
do you wish to wager? Because now you and Rick, you and Steve
were both tied for seven hundred, MISTI is currently last place with zero.
Oh, we're both tied for seven hundred. Well, because he got this.
He he's going to sing a song for the chords to get to the
next point total, which was you. Yes, then I will bet six
hundred and ninety nine, six ninety nine. Al right, so and you
got what again? Greek mythology, Yes, Greek mythology also a part of
the brain. What creature is pot horse and part fish? Damn, I
know that one. I know that too. Don't look around, look at
me, look at me, look right here, right here, buddy,
ear wax seramon want. I want to say kelpies because that's what they are.
Yeah, I'm gonna say kelpy. Fuck it. Maybe there's a part
of the brain called kelpy. There is not so so the hippocampus. Yeah,
man, all right for a while. All right, so you have
one point. You are down to one point, Steve, don't bet anything
you win, I know, give but that would be dishonorable. So I'm
going to bet a lot just for the record. I would have done that
six ninety eight six if you win by by a point. How about that?
Oh right, we're being everything on my knowledge of hell Yankovic, which
al right is not. I love it, Go bigger, go home.
Okay, So betting it all on weird al Yankovic. The question is what
was weird El's first recorded song? Hm, I don't notice. That's all
some kind of poker number. It was a parody. I will give you
this. It is a parody song. Biger and I've seen his like Auto
Be a biography movie, which wasn't really helpful because there's a lot of ship
and that did definitely didn't happen. You know, I can't tell you.
I'm just gonna go for fat go with that. That's way later. I
mean, for God's sake, I don't even know what the doing. Dun't
dunt dunt, dun dun my balloonna Okay, Yeah, that was when he
was still showing up on Doctor Demento. Do Doctor Demento? Correct? So
the winner is Rick with one point. That's it, just one fucking point.
Ladies going to be for one point? Well, that means you are
now in the Hall of fame next to Robert Bevan. That is how good
we are, too, bold white men who don't no ships and somehow lucked
their way into victory. I am so thankful this has been wank spanker man,
hold your applause, I know, remind you that your people are a
blight on this planet. Let your it's foxy new to your children. Good
night everybody. But no, we can all tell you just sit on and
talk and have one for coming to be like, follow the game show and
talk to our fans and our friends. Have sudden death with Bevan. He
sudden death with that should be a patriot. Mm hmm. I thought that
claim quite well. I learned some things there. I'm gonna listen much closer.
Next, I'm watched Princess Bride. Yeah, so what you're suggesting is
that the winners of the last two rounds head off in some kind of Well,
I think I need to run a third. I think I need to
run a third Yeah, and then and then I'll have the three people that
like it be the Ultimate Bio Challenge winner. Yeah, am all right to
turn up and lose in the third one as well? Is that? Yes?
Yes? Can I play the next one? Yes? Yeah? I
think people expect it at this point. I don't want to Bob, it
happened, but you did you watch that episode or like listen back on by
any chance on that side question A few parts of it, Like I get
this impression of like a Bob who's somebody like we all think he doesn't watch
any movies, doesn't watch any TV show, everything sucks, everything's stupid.
He somehow knows everything. No, it was it was just it was all
we got into the final thing questions. And I think his question was like,
what's the difference? Like in World War One there were male and female
tanks. What's the difference? Yeah, And it was something to the effect
of like like he got it. He accidentally guessed partially right, and uh,
I was like, well, I just need a little more clarification.
He's like, the male tanks have bigger guns and the woman's got smaller guns.
And I asked the audience, because that's basically what like the males have
the big cannons and the girls have the machine guns, and like the other
contest goes, I think he's right, so they gave it to him.
That's how he ended up winning. So dicks, Yeah, I believe that.
Yeah, that's not a gun. That's a tank dick. That's a
tank dick. But no, I like I as long as you guys having
flood to this, I zero problem making this. It's it. Literally,
it only takes like, you know, like an hour two of my time
to like just pull up the stuff and just put it all on into the
I'm just gonna ask, so, so what why don't why don't we call
like, you know, like like whole battles during World War Two tank Kaki
tank cocky. Perhaps some of them did, We'll never know because in the
old days they used to be ashamed of such thoughts, and these days,
we don't know, blot them onto the fucking internet like Rommels doesn't. It
might have been Rommel's book tank Cocky, like chapter four of Tank Warfare.
You know, I mean, in all fairness, like you know, you
get boot cocky. You can talk about it. Afterwards you get tank kaki
not so much boomcocky. Oh nice. If Japan had had the tanks instead
of the airplanes and ships, maybe we would have maybe it would have happened.
But since the journey, because they can't drive those bro harder would have
happened. All the tanks are just sinking. We can't figure this out,
you know, Holy shit, I don't understand what they're doing. They're just
driving these tanks. Of this their care. We're on the way, we're
driving across China. Will be there eventually, I slide things down. But
yeah, they didn't make the sacrifice for a more phallic and disturbing war,
so that's on them. I don't know I learned something that day. I
think I've learned a few things today that on the day of Bevan's ascension to
champion. Oh right, yeah, that was that was a good day.
The least media savvy person on the entire podcast, that was a strange game.
Yeah. Well, also, like you know, you guys did a
good job just stopping Misty because it's like she actually knows stuff and she like
lives She's like like, no, you're not getting that right, No,
you're not getting that right. She's always she's going for the high scoring ones,
and it's like, well, also in the last game, I actually
had think like, you know, like moments of women's history, like who
was the first female search in general? Soth like that, and every one
of the cast members looked at me like a fucking asshole, like this is
supposed to be comedy, and Joe, don't ask me something real to make
fun of that already getting that ship for making moun of fun of Ghostbusters twenty
sixteen, and that was make fun of the first female surgeon general. He's
sending me down a darp path gipping. The Internet does not like you,
sir, for some reason. I can't figure out why. But no,
bug, Misty Emily look at me like I don't even fucking know that.
Well, then you have to look at me. You're a woman, How
do you not know your own history? Let the side down. Well,
I can't predict who's gonna be all like t Taylor like uh British slang for
Steve and you know, transformers for Rick, And you know I can't.
I can't like you know, pirate themed adventures for Misty. I can't like
necessarily like predict who's gonna be on. So I just gotta kind of go
little nerdy, little science, little general, just all encompassing. Yeah,
and also your your fairy philosophing today shows you have no appreciation for breache.
You call it slang. I call it having the correct name for things that
we made up. You call it fairy floss, uh yeah, or candy
right, yeah. I think my grandma called it fairy floss. I don't
think we do anymore. I think we've been americanized on that. Well,
that sounds like you. It sounds like we influence you, your son of
a bitch, and I love it. So take that. Well, there's
probably I'm talking about my area. There's probably other areas, but they still
call it the correct name and have not been touched by your constant and overak
there's areas where if you dare call it cotton candy, somebody just reaches across
it and punches you in the face. I like the idea that like it's
kind of like the lost tribes of England, Like there's like never been touched
by an outside force there. There's still just these celts in words like I'm
from the midle We drink foes. I think there's a few of those still
in Wales. Yeah. I was actually Wells for listeners too, you Oh,
No, I loved I loved Wells. Welles was amazing and the people
were wonderful and and we had a taxi driver who thought we were just completely
exotic because we had Southern accents or did have nine seas in your name for
h h h h h h h Smith. You know, no, Willson,
No, no, go fuck yourself, Wales. Get some speakership in
Glasgow who's like listening to us, just like you know. Now, I
got to kill them all. It was actually Jane Arthur was one of ours.
It was called Calivern and I will kill this. This is an imperial
dick, you know, or whatever. I was a little I was a
little I was kind of wondering if you were going to be super timely and
throw in a Dune category that No. I saw. I saw Dune too,
And I don't want to talk about it anymore. That movie, just
that that broke me. Please tell me you said you said there watching the
entire thing with like one of those sand worm like popcorn buckets. No they
didn't offer it, No, No, I took my son, like my
son and I watched it like part one at home because he wanted to see
it, and like he was blown away. He was really into it.
Then we went to the theater the next day on Saturday, opening weekend,
and we went and saw it together and at the end of the movie were
driving back like, so, what'd you think? He's like, why was
it so not as good as the first? Like he's twelve, and I'm
like I felt the same way. I don't want to call your opinion,
and it was just one of those like it was beautiful. It was beautiful
with great sound, but at no point was there anything remotely close to attention
stakes like everything Paul's like Paul, like I gotta go do a thing.
He does this thing first try, with no effort, Like no, it
just does the thing, you know it. I never believed that Paul wasn't
going to succeed at any point, like he just it was just first try.
I was never really able to get into that because, like I remember,
I tried reading it and my first my impression was Okay, ten thousand
years in the future, humans become boring dipshits. You're looking at me misty,
like, like, you want to talk good things about it? Don't
you adore it? I know people that do, and I don't want to
anybody's young away. I'm not trying to yuck your yum. It just didn't
look for me. Okay, take concern, and this is a genuine concern.
Is I thought that the the sandworm popcun buckets were like an AI generated
jake. Is that I thought that you look like giant plastic buttholes. Yeah,
reach into the buttole and get you putting in and taking food out and
then putting in their mouths. Yeah. Right, some marketing persons somewhere,
you know, I guarantee that was probably like a junior interns idea and they
were like, there's no way this is going to make it past anything.
And then we're like, god da, they actually did. People do it.
People will put anything in their mouths. My god, what fuck is
this space is only just yeah after after done too. It made me long
for the nineteen eighty four David Lynch version, like I'm sorry, I can't.
I don't know if it's nostals or what, like, told a whole
story in three hours. Man, I'm good, So thank you, No,
it didn't you read the books. I read the first book, I
try to read the other ones, and once it got into like LDO the
second and becoming a Worm, and I realized, I just it wasn't sci
fi for me at that point because I liked the first when the first book
is kind of an allegory because it is it is a case like where also,
where's all the outrage on the internet. Where's the people that got mad
at Avatar when they called it like, hey, the white guy goes to
this place and becomes the savior complex? Because that's done all over again.
Why can't people be mad at that instead of calling this thing beautiful? Uh?
It. I love the allegory because again it references like kind of like
our wars constantly in the Middle East, whether that's crusades, whether that's oil
whatever. When Herbert wrote it, there's always there's this constant need to go
into this one location to get the one magical mcguffin. It's an allegory for
the modern times. It's it's a lot of retrospective look in the past.
Uh. Clearly the benajeserit are a huge influence. When Robert Jordan, Ruth
the Isa died, and the Game and the Wheel of Time and the Benegesary
my favorite part watching their machinations manipulations are freaking fantastic. My problem. The
first movie was really good, as I followed in like this beautiful, sweeping
narrative, and it built and it built and it built, But this second
one built to a fizzle, like because to me, it built to a
fizzle because in the first movie, like the Emperor sent an entire squadron just
just with an announcement to say, hey, you got this planet, don't
fuck it up. And then the second one, it's him, his daughter
and thirteen guys in a disco ball and like there's no pageantry and like and
Paul breaks in and goes, Okay, everybody, we're gonna go into another
room so we can have some more dialogue. Okay, everybody come with me.
We're gonna go in another room. Okay, so you know, and
then he fights and like the whole that this version of fade was like,
Oh I licked my knife. I'm so jared Leito and Slytherin combined, Eh,
I'm so creepy. Somebody a really good, a really good, Like
one line of review of it in Team Twelvel that today it was something like,
like, you know that the entire story is born the old white guys
unable to share a planet made of cocaine. But I could from a from
from an up tour perspective, it is gorgeous, it is sweeping, it
is the sound of the theater was amazing. It's just from a narrative focus.
I know they were trying to do the story, but it felt like
they just been doing these two week time jumps and it just it didn't work
for me. It just it's the narrative choice in a plot component of this
movie where somebody has to put their hand in a box and they might want
Okay, yes, flash it's strike sci fi man, But wouldn't that have
made like a more sensible popcorn bucket? Yeah, it's just a paint box.
Yes, somebody said that on the internet yesterday, and I was like,
I would have gone and waited in line for a pain box popcorn bucket
and kept it, know, the sandworm popcorn bucket. Yeah, that's amusing.
I don't want one, but what are you doing the one for like
the next Ghostbusters where it's basically like, you know, like a ghost traft
popcorn bucket, Like, I don't want to go see that in the theater.
I would go just for that. Yeah, that makes sense. It's
not an aus. It's fine. It did look like they did like like
big anus is like I I like in the David Lynch when they were giant
uncircumcised dicks and then the next when they were just giant budles with mouths and
it. One friend lat he was not a Dune fan, but he once
saw the movie. He said to Me's like, how did they get off?
Because they're going so fast? How did they get an a higher like
fleet of people in the back. One of the things they do, the
worms kind of just pull over and let everybody disembark. Like that's a good
point. They never show that. That's kind of bullshit, isn't it.
They Well, they slow them down by pulling the segments apart, and it's
pulling the segments irritates the worm and they slow down, right. But notice
how they hook it in this movie. The segments are backwards. That's not
how natural, that's not how they would evolve there. The segments are facing
forward. They should be facing back. So they lift the segments up.
They're lifting forward with the hooks to turn the worm, but that's not how
segments. They would aim the other direction, like scales, so the sand
doesn't get in there. How, it'd also allowed to point out that there
are no such things as like mega joint wound. So I thought that was
inaccurate. Hey, do'll be DISI shot who moved? I was honest to
god. I was sitting in the theater up on the edge of my seat
and there there's we were sitting in the front row of our section, and
so there was this rail in front of us, and I was up on
the rail. You know, why should do it? And I truly do
appreciate that. I love when people have that kind of like passion for their
for their fan base. It's like, cause, like, that's not my
space. You know, it's I joke, I'd be an asshole for the
sake of comedy and critique, but like, I know, that's not my
space. Like it didn't mean as much to me as I know it meant
to other people. I still found it like kind of boring. The company
that makes the fleshlight should make one shape of the pump for there we go.
That makes more sense. I'm still not eating popcorn out of it.
And we live in the movie time of post Palpatine came back, so no
one cares about plot anymore, Gibe, no one's writing anything. We just
converted. We have machines. That is true. That is true, and
they're setting up for this clearly shutting up for the third one, for the
Holy War, and uh uh, you know, I wish them well,
I don't know if I need to see it, so I absolutely I have
no taste. My son. I also wanted to watch Kung Fu Pan I'm
like, god, damn sure, it's a great movie. So Kung Fu
Pana is good. It is a good movie. Like we're watching too.
So we're done here. We're gonna watch part two here a little bit.
So all right, So that's been about fifty seven minutes. I think we're
good here. So does anybody else something that you want to add to the
trivia based sandworm based, popcorn fuck bucket based anything that want to like,
get off her chests before we head out. No, I had a problem
with the help popcorn bucket thing. I genuinely, absolutely believed that was something
that had been AI generated. Oh and now you're telling me, it's real.
It's been a bit of a shock. But no, before we go,
I want to make this decision, Rick and Misty, I need give
me a song that Steve has to sing. He has to record himself singing
to put up on the A and D to pay his penance to get That's
how he got his points to get into the final give Vivia challenge. So
what song does he have to sing? The whole thing? Well, I
would say no, I would say at least a minute's worth of it,
So so like at least the opening thing and to get into the refrain.
So some doesn't be a pop song? Has it got to be a weird
al Oh, it's not bad, Misty, I'll go welcome to the Black
Parade. I'll see if I can combine them somehow. You want to do
a mashup of like all right, all right, Steve, those are your
options TLC and my chemical romance. All right, So within two weeks time
from the time this airs, you got I'm a busy guy. I got
stuff on. You know, I got a fucking real job. You know
you'll get it when you get it. Internet, fuck you, And that
is a kind of quality you come. Look for us here, overall authors
and Dragons, and for our pay people who pay the Patreon to get on
the discord. This is what you're You're beloved. Uh. I think he's
Welsh. I don't know You're champion. You're champion like thinks of you.
So uh uh for Misty, Massy, Rick Walteryo, see weather all.
Thank you all for coming out for another side quest. It's been a blast.
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