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Everybody, Welcome, Welcome to the Stark Tank Podcast. We'll see you next
time. Good night, niggas. I ain't no one's bottom nigga bitch.
I'll never be a bottom bitch. I wonder if anybody listened to that and
genuinely thought for a moment, like, wait, did I just did I
did I miss? Did I missed the show? Like just dummies, Like
they're just stupid as shit, Like I'd like the idea that someone's really tired
and they're fencing out of fleeping awakeness and making their eyes for a moment,
and that happens, and they're like, did that happen? Anyone? I
remember? I remember specifically. I remember when I was young, like I
can't I was living in Younger, So it was like either like two thousand
I think it was like maybe two thousand and three or two thousand and four.
I remember going to sleep and like getting into bed and laying down and
blinking once, and it was daytime, and it freaked me the fuck out
because I was like, how did how is that? I didn't even feel
rested or anything. I didn't feel like I got anything out of it.
I didn't feel like I had gained something. I felt like I was like
replaced, almost weird. You did get what it is? You're not real,
You're not fucking read. You're a fucking fake. You're a fake faker.
You're fake. You're fake fake if I'm If I'm fake, then it's
unfortunate that the suffering is so real. Damn that sucks. But uh on
other news and other news, what are you talking? I don't know.
Some shit happened, didn't didn't a royal make it happened? Nothing die or
something like that? This is my royal die? No? How many royal
died? I don't think anybody who somebody's royal died? Who's that bitch name?
Uh? Who did the royal? Princess? Princess Princess Diana is dead?
Who's that? Fucking Kate? Kate middle middle ditch middle middle she was
like age or something. Doesn't she just cancer? Why don't you know Kate
Middleton? Yeah, isn't she the one that she has aids like she's one
of the royal the fans, she's the one that she's the one that married
the older son. I know that she's the one that went missing, I
think yeah, and she was because she had AIDS. You want to be
in like the spotlight, and she was embarrassed at like it's it should be
so easily treatable, and she just let it turn in AIDS the fun you
know, remember that, Like, actually, is it actually cheatable now?
Well, it's very it's it's much it's pretty much you can live comfortably.
Uh, and it'll be dormant. Yeah, they much if you literally,
if you literally just have a Flintstones gummy every day and you have AIDS,
you'll be fine. It's actually actually actually low key. It's a little embarrassing
that so many people die of AIDS when it's so like it's such a feeble
d I think it's what it is is because people didn't understand what they were
dealing with. It's kind of like Gollum, Like if like, if you're
just sleeping, if you live in the modern world, then you're just like
kind of like you're in a nine to five and in a daily rut,
and you're just like, ah man, things are boring or whatever, and
then Gollum crawls up on you in the middle of the night and strangles you
to death. I mean, it can't really be blamed for that because you
had no real you had no real reason or awareness that you had to prepare
for a gollum attack. Chris. Everybody knows. I'm sure a nine year
old can sneak up on you and choke you to death and your sleeping,
and you would probably just get joked because be prepared for it. I think
if a not I think if a nine year old meant it like a nine
year old, that's like, I have to kill you. And it's not
going to be a nine year to get hit and run away. It's gonna
I have to kill you. And it does. I think you'll probably and
it was if it really wants to, for dear life, and we're just
in our bedroom, just lying down and sleeping, and it comes in and
it just starts choking us. Right. What I'm saying is I don't know
what I'm saying is what I'm saying is you wouldn't. People wouldn't feel so
like oh man, well like, yeah, of course, how could he
have expected a gallum to attack him? But in a world where like a
lot of people died from gollum attacks, you kind of gets like, oh
okay, I know what to do. I'll take a flint stones invited and
to prepare and then you don't have to deal with the You don't have to
deal with the gollum kind as is like ages, like ages, like a
cold. Now it's like reality, Barney, I have age. Well,
Fred, just take a fucking vitamin. You'll be good. Bit take a
nap, Fred, it'll be gone by day time. Nigga, shut up.
I don't care. Barnie my wife. Barney like boy better than what's
question. This is a question that I really have a serious and people don't
think I'm stupid, but I really think that Barney that like the Honeymooners,
the two friends were based off Barney and and Fred. Right. That's why
some people say, well, it's it's the reverse. I think I think
Fred and Barney are based on the Honeymooners. I have no idea. I
don't know which came first. I just don't know. I don't whichever vice
versa, whichever is too white. Dude, Dad never watched that ship.
There was no flavor in it at all, except for only I think beat
up his wife. That ship was dope. I like that. I like
that because I have an elderly you stupid bitch, you you fucking say something
again straight to the mood or and then and then it just it smashed cuts
to like the kitchen, and you just hear a huge echo, just a
swap, And I was like, that's fun. That goes hard, dude.
I like that. It sounds like it's something cracked, but it's hand
contact with her fate. There's an episode, there's an episode of the Honeymoon.
Damn, there's that episode of the Honeymoon where he hits her so hard
and she goes flying through the door and then she ping pongs around like a
like a like a like a pinball around the kitchen for eight straight minutes.
And it's just her bouncing off of like hard appliances for eight straight minutes,
and the audience doesn't say a thing until the end where she lands and then
they all scream and applaud the clasp. I love those old shows like that.
That's why I would always watch. I would always watch I Love Lucy
because of all of the domestic violence. Like Fred taught like like taught how
to beat Lucy. Uh he taught Ricky how to beat Lucy better, like
Fred was like, you know, because like because he was very an important
show. I don't want to lie about that, but he was like very
he was like very like conservative, you know, like a Cuban, very
Cuban conservative. And he's like, I gotta beat this white bitch a little
bit and show how we throw it in Cuba. And then Fred's like,
hold on your little speck. You're not doing it good enough. See,
you gotta hit her. You gotta hit her in the body. You gotta
hit her in the body so she can stay pretty. And Mickey from fucking
Rocky training him. I mean, hey, it's Fricky. It's it's Rocky,
but it's Ricky. It's just it's just it's Mickey. Ricky had to
beat up Lucy beat up. That's the whole movie. Like really good,
like this I Love is a really important show to me, to my that
was the first show me and my grandma like actually watched together as like people.
Yeah. Actually the first show, the first show me and my grandmother
watched together was twenty four hour News when nine to eleven happened. We were
just watching it and she's like a weird conversation. Yeah, well she did
she was. She just said, I I I And that's it. That's
it. That's what she said. I said, that's it. I really
I don't really watch DVDs anymore because obviously, who the fuck has we have?
Like I have a I have a detachable fucking you know, you just
external dis drive, you know, like because you just don't have them installed
in computers anymore. But like I still kind of want one of those multi
box sets of of I love Hitting Lucy. I think that would be like
really cool. Yeah, I think it would be really nice to have on
the shelf for something. And it's just you know, with like an imprint
of her fucking of Rick's just hand on her face and like because there's like
a really iconic photo of her where she looks all kind of almost air brushing
away and she looks like really gorgeous, and then just there's this nice fucking
just slap on her and stuff. That That's what I miss that, man,
I really do miss when women knew their place, you know, when
they really just kind of like when when when they just they did ship and
and then and then they didn't talk bad or they knew they were literally going
to the moon, like like the women suffrage and and feminism and uh and
whatever fucking I'm gonna start wearing, Like really, I want to see I
want to see the I'm just letting you. I'm letting you go because I
want to see what the clip is going to be. I want to see.
I want to clips this. I hope so many clips. I'm gonna
say something and I'm like, I want to get the manuscrip of people to
will listen to this podcast. I don't agree with that period of time,
but it must have been lit, you know, like it must have been
pretty lit, you know, like meaning you agreed, but you're just trying
to say like I know, like like I must have been like, wow,
this is crazy, Like your friend's just talking. You're talking to your
friend and wife comes to interrupts you. You get up, you open hands,
slap your wife to the floor, and then your friends cheer you on
and you're like, wow, I really did son today. Yeah. It
really is drinking. It really is a shame. How much I mean,
not how much those how much those jokes have been ruined for me by people
who I know, Like it's it's it's it's I can't, I can't laugh
at it anymore. It just makes me sad because there are people who are
going to be stupid. No, no, no, not that I could
give a fuck less. Uh, it's it's more about it's more like it's
like, god damn it, Like there are people who laughing along who don't
get it, who don't get that it's a get that it's a joke.
And it bothers me. It bothers me that like comedies can by people who
don't get comedy has been whet. I think it bothers me a little bit.
I'll tell you one time I was bothered when there was a movement of
people. Do you remember when like, uh, people were trying to there
was the progressive ideologues like this zelup motherfuckers that were trying to find racism,
sexism and everything like there was kind of bored. So they tried to do
it with metal and no one cared because they're just like get get, we
go away. And it didn't. It didn't work, But so I just
kind of made a video talking about it and how fun people were making fun
of it and ship and I did a thing where I just had a death
metal band and I put it over some footage of Hitler giving one of his
speeches and it kind of looked like he was singing or he was screaming along
to it, and as people were, you know, the ss were marching
to it or whatever the fuck. And this one guy DM and he was
like, oh man, that shit fucking rules. Can you send that to
me? And I was like what, Like it wasn't in like the like,
oh this is funny. He was like that's fucking cool. And I'm
like, like, how did you get here? I was like, get
it? Just yeah, it makes me resent. It makes me like resentful.
It's like I want you and I want even the sun so bad.
Like look, look, I know, like I know, like you made,
you made it right, And it's like clearly what you made is Hitler
cingy along thumb metal right, But it's like, who the fuck is really
out here? Like yeah, this sick so dope. It's just it's this
weird dichotomy where you're like, are you fucking stupid? Like do you really
think I a black man would be like yes, I'm so proud I made
it. Hitler. Listen to fucking metal, brother. I can't wait.
I can't wait to show my bald white friend, like, what the fuck
is going on? Yeah? Fu man, It's it's so weird. There's
some people. I actually got really upset this morning. I had one of
these these moments this morning that of I'm very I don't show it in the
show or anything like that. We're trying to keep it nice and light,
but I'm very adjacent to like acts of it activism, and I'm always contemplating,
like some real shit are going out and getting acting while this bullshit.
And I had one of these moments when I was driving home from uh uh
what? I took Jojo to work, and I was kind of like,
what's the point, Like like we should just all die? Like I had
one of those moments where there's just some dumb bullshit that happened that I was
like, why am I even trying? Or why do it? Why do
any of us even try? I had a little moment like a lapse of
just just burn it all down, Let let the worst people get elected,
Let just just just go cares anymore. That's me fifty times an hour like
that. I would think like that if I wasn't. But I'm not pussy,
you see, I'm just not pussy. You're just like armchair fucking nigga
that doesn't don't ship. But I'm dog. I'm out about often. I'm
actually very rarely in the house beating talking. I'm out doing silly shit.
I'm out doing silly ship, but I'm out and about like it's still out
and about. It's silly ship. You're just doing and ship. You're just
everybody. It doesn't it counts. I'm out about doing shit, but I'm
going places. I'm meeting niggas, I'm fucking making friends and fucking forging bonds.
It's just that it's be a silly ship like. I'm not gonna deny
that I'm not doing ship. That's like really weighing on me. But I'm
out and about at least. Okay, if that were true, you'd be
dead. You would have been shot by the police by now. I'm not
drawing attention. I'm not drawing attention to attention like you are. You are
an immediate threat to every police officer ever, just by you. It's six
foot. It's crazy. It's crazy because when I call the cops, I
noticed I this is people are gonna think I'm kidding. I swear to God
every time I talked to a cop. A cop literally tender and puts their
hands on him every I'm not fucking tall cop every single time, and I'm
just and I'm just talking to them. That's just are you talking? Why
are you talking to them? Why are you talking to mighty directions or something
like that, or just something's going on? To start buet, ask a
cop, what on my phone? What my phone's dead? What my phone's
dead? What if I lost my phone? Chris, you're about then you're
a fucking idiot who lost his phone, and you deserve to not go to
wherever it is you were supposed to be going. Nothing that doesn't happen.
People don't lose their phone one time, one time, one time, I
swear to God, Lily lost their phone, right Lily. Lily lives in
Burbank, New California. So it happens is that. She was like,
I'm gonna let the cops know if they can go venture and find my phone.
I was like, Lily, I'm scared. Don't talk to the police
while I'm here. She talked to them. The cops saw me. His
posture erected a little bit, and his hand went near his hip, and
I was like, that's crazy. That's I'm so far away from him,
I'm not gonna look at him, So I don't look at the gorilla.
What are you looking at a gorilla? They think you want to challenge him.
So I just looked the way in the corner and I was like,
I just gotta act like I'm not here soldier right now. Take you out,
dude. You gotta be careful of that ship. That Winter Soldier scene
is so fun. I know that didn't mean it, but that's such a
funny fucking scene. Where is this Like you're looking with the black guy and
he's sweating, and he's like that out of context is so funny. Where
fucking somebody even put like of Cap just got on frozen. He didn't know
about the civil rights movement, so he's looking at that black in the fucking
elevator. Shit is so good. He just like, what are you doing
here? Speaking of dumb ass people that I reposted that on Instagram, and
there were some people that were like genuinely upset, like as if I'm like,
do you not I It's just it's such an obvious joke that you want
to kill those people that just can't possibly understand what's happening because like, because
that joke is super is a super respectful took the Captain of Marta as a
character. It's funny, but it also is really the idea this person and
not an upstanding citizen, and it wouldn't be funny. It's funny. It's
just hilarious. It's like you're making Cameter. That's so not right to Captain
b About the same time as like the idea of Captain America that is the
only thing like it was. I will say, well, it doesn't.
First of all, you can't be you can't be disrespectful. You can't be
disrespectful to Captain America because it's not real. There's nothing you can't I wonder
how he's gonna feel about it. No, not really character, that's stupid.
That's a dumb opinion. Who's being disrespected the character itself, Like like
it's not a little person being but like you can just respect the character,
you can. That is that's a the character exists. As much as it's
not a real thing, it still does exist. That's insane, that's wild.
It's a wild thing. The character exist and that is the real person.
But like the anything in the world. The idea that anything could be
disrespectful to a piece of fiction is insane to me, Like, like,
that is not what is there left? What is there too? What is
there to? What are you talking about the idea of the thing, what
was created by the thing being created in its own That's yeah, but we
respect only is valuable if it can be perceived by the people, Like it's
not sup perceived respect you can, Super America can't, but the person that
created Captain America and way can, right, He's so dumb, that's stupid
dead. It's two different things, that's true. But it's like the people
that let me ask you, let me ask you something. If something is
understand what you're If you are disrespectful to the character of Captain America, are
you being or the character specifically, are you being disrespectful to the person who
created him? Uh? Inherently to a degree, Yes, to a degree.
So it's not exactly the same, not exactly the same, but you
can still be disrespect That's like saying you can't be respectful to like I don't
know, like because because once things come into content, like yes, it
may not be a physical thing, but it still has like the people that
care about it make it its real as if it was a thing that exists,
walked in and walked around. Right, So you're disrespectle that lived their
lives by respecting it. Yeah, you're disrespect wild statement. You're disrespecting.
See it's not what like say if you were, because I feel like I
say a lot of times that words are important, like the way that we
use them, and saying disrespecting this thing, this abstract concept is like kind
of silly. But if you're disrespecting the people that revere this concept, that
makes sense, Like that actually makes sense really, and then you're disrespecting the
people that that revere Captain America, that is true. But if you're being
like you're disrespecting Captain America, that's a silly thing to say. Captain America
is saying, yeah, okay, I agree with your your the right words.
Why is yes, you are right directly revert like literally in word structure.
Yes you're correct using the right words. But it's like the idea what
I'm saying is that like there's a character that's built a certain way, you
know, and like if you're like it's like if Marvel made a thing where
Captain America was saying me and word fifty times in ten minutes that it's huge
respectful the Captain America, the character is not. It is because the person
and black people as well. It is also dispects just differentiated. And then
you just kind of like completely shat on that idea. I would just be
confused. I'd be like, bro, that's I laugh and foremost I laughed,
so I'm like, damn, bro, he says words better than other
people better. It's clearly not. There's a difference between like when you are
just respected, I'm not. I'm not the person to find that for because
I love those things, but I also love absurdist, racist comedy. So
I'm not the guy to be like, hey, you know, like that's
not funny and I'll cry about it because like think, like my grandma is
like practically losing her life right now, and if something had a really funny
edit of my grandma losing her life that was truly funny, truly action hilarious,
I would probably crack a laugh at it. I would cry, but
I would also crack a laugh at it because I think funny things beat everything
else. It's like if it's funny. It's funny, you know, Yeah,
But like there are some people that are like they stand by things that
bother them so much that they're like, yeah, and they suck. No,
that's never a joke. They never a joke. I think I think
they they I think they just I think metaphorically they suck the biggest cocks,
because like, what what is it like? Life? Dude? Life is
about fucking joy and laughter like that is universal in fucking humans. And if
they don't get that, if there are some things that they feel like that
are off fucking limits that like the so off limits, I feel like they
have to rope themselves off of so much of humanity, because so much of
humanity he thrives off of dark humor to get them through the hardest times.
And if people don't understand it, they pretend to act like they don't understand
that. Like, fuck those people. I always say, do yourself a
favor and isolate yourself then trying to police everybody else. It's as simple as
that. If there's something I don't like personally and I'm like, I really
can't fucking take this, I am not gonna lash out at all, y'all.
I'm going to fucking remove myself from the situation everybody, physically, emotionally,
verbally, everybody, and then that cop will shoot you that I had
one good lash out. I had one good lash out. Though, Wow,
it's a It's like in this we were talking about racist Wolverine has come
up a couple of times in our in our podcast, and I feel like
because in the same way, there's probably a lot of people that love Wolverine
that are like, how fucking dare you? He would never because obviously the
character Wolverine, how of course he would never be fucking raised. But that's
so much better. I don't know, man, I a good point.
I just think he I think he doesn't like black people, and he fed
aside his Japanese people. Bro. And there's literal, there's probably comics to
prove my point, guy, did you get my point? Prove? Did
you see so I rewatched the X Man animated series. Did you see when
they introduced Yodiko, Bro, she is fucking yellow as a crayon? It's
fucking side. Why would she not be? Though? I don't know,
of course, it's it's I don't know who that fucking character is at all.
That doesn't even sound like a real person. I was Wolverine's ex wife,
lady death Strike, Oh death strike, No, never mind, I'm
strong, but like you know before, she's deaf strike. It's Jodiko,
Okay, it's was that his ex wife. Wasn't his ex wife? Or
no, that's not his ex wife? Right? Did they get married?
That's not Dakin's mom, right, Dakon's mom is someone else? I don't
know. I don't, I don't, I'm not. I'm not gonna on
the fly. This is not gonna be good for me to try to think
about that. Someone's like you, dumb black, you didn't You didn't know
that, dude every time? So like I just did. Uh. I
was just looking at the uh. I was reading some of the old March
thread right for the questions and some of the things like I love it,
I love it, and I know it's in the comment sections a lot too.
It's just the people that can't help themselves and they get upset. That's
the those people, the ones that get upset when, like we say some
wrong shit because obviously we're gonna stay wrong stuff all the time we're doing this
sit on the fly. And then the people that are. They're fucking upset.
Though it's not like a hey, quick correction here and it's like,
oh, good to know, thanks. It's like you fucking imbeciles and I'm
like, not even in a joking way, and I'm like, yo,
calm down, man, I'm sorry. Like like I feel like they like
we do a live show and this motherfucker's gonna pull out a nine and he'd
be like you you you son of and I'm like, dude, I'm sorry,
and then bam they kill even though I'm the one that said something wrong.
They shoot Chris. I feel like gonna happen. They never would never
I would never be I would never be that lucky. Would you would just
be you just be frighteningly disabled afterwards. That's very but you have all your
mental faculties. You want to be able to translate anything through your body.
It would kill someone that like profoundly yeah, it would be like yeah,
it would like you really care about that might be at the show. It
would like ricochet off of outside of the building and then like kill weird al
somehow and like like nothing and like and like ruined Lady Gaga's vocal cords.
It would be like, whatever do you kill my fault? I didn't just
get hit by the bullet. I'm like, damn dude, Like lady Ahead,
like her big ass nose. I think like I've always wanted to put
my penis in like a large nose, and I feel like hers is just
large enough to where I can, like, you know, start stuffing it
in there, and then you just I think we've talked about that, you
put your penis and on start growing. Yeah, she's the prime candidate.
Let's let's get we gotta get. We gotta blitz. We got blitzy questions.
Okay, fair enough, we got blitzy questions, right, so that's
what the whole let's go. Yeah, yah, we should we should,
we should do it, all right, Danny Danny dick feet, Oh all
right, hello, funny podcast. A quick question, why don't patreon uploads?
Well wait, why don't patreon What? Why don't patreon uploads get video
or thumbnails? That's all just a genuine point of curiosity. Uh, I
don't remember if I when I was uploading him. I don't know if I
remember doing thumbnails for the Patreon upload. I don't remember if I did that.
But the reason why, there's no video uploads. The reason, Yeah,
the reason why we don't do the video on Patreon is because we don't.
Generally speaking, I don't like a video link going up privately and then
like arbitrarily becoming public at some point and like fucks with it, just kind
of fucks with the channel in a way that I really don't like. So
I'd rather just kind of have the Once the video is out, it's out
for everybody who would want to see it, and that might as well just
be the free feeds. And that's why that's set up. As far as
like thumbnails, I honestly think it's just kind of like a Patreon thing where
like it it Uh I did I up? Did I used to upload the
thumbnails on Patreon? I can't remember. Yeah, I don't know, don't
I don't remember. I mean that would be an easy look, but I
don't remember that being the k's But yeah, I like that. I don't
know the because I mean, first of all, the thumb because the idea
of the the whole idea of the thumbnails is essentially for like the free feeds,
which is like, yeah, because the patrons already fucking you already.
It's kind of like, say, even with the the the the Patron exclusive
audio feed for like the one dollar tier that doesn't have the the intro y'all,
fucking y'all, you've been here for a long time, you you like,
like say, it's just one of those things where it's like, if
you want it, I could throw it on there. But I'm just thinking
of it more in the way that I consumed Patron stuff for a very long
time, where it's a little bit more bare bones because you're here for the
fucking the meat and potatoes and not the little extra bells and whistles on top
that's for like other extra eyes you know, to get like other people try
to get interested in the show. Stuff like that. So it's more of
just been like for that where you know, if I'm paying for a product,
I'm gonna consume it like no matter, like, I'm gonna consume it
whether there's a thumbnail in on it or not or some shit like that.
So it's kind of been in that line of thinking. But if there was
like a handful of niggas being like, ah, like what the fuck,
then I just be like okay, fine, Like fuck, it's it's really
not like it's just me adding the stuff this time instead of doing it next
time. You know, it's it's really not a problem. Uh you know,
but thank you, thank you for the question. Yeah, what is
it? What is this? What is this? Jesus Christ? Uh try
finger but hole and he says, Sweeney and Derek, what are your thoughts
on the new Good Times trailer? The fuck is that? I'm sorry,
they're making a new good Time sto. They're bringing it back good Time,
sucking on my babies good Times. Oh it's the Seth MacFarland one. Right,
it is an animated good I'm not okay with this. It's an animated
good Time. Seth MacFarlane. Yeah, Seth MacFarland. Uh, yeah,
that's right. So here's the thing. Who the flying fuck asks for this?
Like, no, seriously, it is I mean this and I mean
this, no hyper ball in the entire world. Do you think there was
one person that was like, man, I wish there was a modern day
animated Good Times on Netflix. Like it feels wildly racist. No, like
this, this feels like this feels like something a white man pitched and black
people had to say yes to. They needed their jobs. They were like,
yeah, I guess look at look at the top comment that I have
here, It says, dear black celebs, it's okay to turn down certain
work, especially if you're dignating an integnity at at stake. This ain't it?
Animators? How many negative stereotypes do you want this show? In this
show? And then the producers just say yes, like so fucking all of
them? Uh yeah, so pretty much people are not filling this as I'm
looking at the common sections. Uh again, Like I said, who the
fuck asked for this? You know what I would have expected before this?
The original Good Times had had it had its problems in the display of black
people, but that's because of the time. Brother. Nobody asked for this,
Like, no one asked for what if? What if they drop back
fucking the Jeffersons? Would it? Did anybody? No one would ask for
that either. It's just like it doesn't matter, Like nobody fucking when they
didn't want that show, aren't here no more, they're not They're not here.
It's like and it's like right, It's it's like when they did that
dramatic Fresh Prince of bel Air reboot, It's like, why somebody's gonna do
this? I didn't want that? Which one that was my favorite sitcom.
I was like, I mean, bro, I just somebody was just talking
about revisiting Independence State two that we did, and I think about that ship.
I think about you know, the fucking Uncle Phil and all that ship.
There's a I'm not gonna go anyway. But yeah, I was just
as much as I love that show, it just even if the old cast
returned, I'd be like, no, I mean, obviously, James Avery,
you know, his return would be pretty awkward. It would be very
awkward if he returned. But uh, you know if if he returned to
it, it wasn't like zombie his back. It's crazy. Ell Smith is
older than James Avery was during the show. Now that is wild. It's
crazy that, like, that's crazy. Time moves, Time moves and the
thing that I don't like now, to be fair, he pulls it off.
Well. I'm like saying Eminem or something where when he dyes his hair
and stuff, he looks pretty good. I'm looking at some of the older
heads that are in the game that are just doing things right. Now.
You look at Eminem's dyed beard, he looks fucking weird, but like Eminem's
dyed beard looks Eminem with facial hair in general, looks real. Eminem with
dark hair looks dumb. To be on the him with facial hair looks really
dumb. He needs to go super Saiyan again. I think his music would
be better if he went super Sayan, I truly believe that. I really
think the Eminem. I think Emine the past date. Of course, I
think. I think he's a human. Yeah, he's not slim shit.
He retired slim shady so long ago. I feel like the slim shady I
was just actually so I used the song bitch Please too and my story recently
because somebody did. Have you seen because Trump's in court right now, right
He's doing some stuff and the debates thing, have you heard of all the
fucking stupid debates. They're like, hey, Biden, don't debate Trump,
and it's like, no debate him, so he can't come with there has
a court date, so he can't make it. So it's all that shit's
going on. And I used I used the one of those songs when the
Eminem songs from the Marshall Mathers LP. So I started, I stayed and
listened to a little bit more songs from there and I'm just like, it's
so the ship that it's like listening to this podcast that fucking that that album,
like the type of ship that he would say on there, And I'm
like, damn, I wish, but I get it it after a while.
Some people just they like, I'll never grow out of my immaturity thing,
but a lot of people do. There's a lot of people that do,
and you just kind of have to accept it. You know, it's
pretty whack in my opinion, but what are you gonna do? I definitely
had. There's definitely things I don't find funny anymore that I used to find
funny. M I don't know, definitely like for me, definitely, I'm
sure I can find a just people that's really just people. That's really a
lot of people ruining things for you, though, I feel like I don't
think it's necessarily really. I used to be able to laugh like like I
used to be able to laugh at disable with people that's laugh like. I
used to be like, yeah's funny. Then like I grew a soul and
I was like, Yo, this is not funny at all. I still
laugh at it like a good disabled joke. For sure. I actually grow
there's a there's a when I'm watching a Discovery plum. I watched the Discovery
Plus, I'll watch that night with my wife and there will be this like
guy that's running for something in in in Nevada, and it's like, I
shouldn't be laughing, but this he looks like he looks like Walton Goggins and
fucking fallout like he's a bird victim. I can't fucking it's so not like
right to laugh. But it's just unfortunate timing that this show shows up and
then there's this dude campaigning and I'm like, oh no, I can laugh
at it when it's not the like if if it's not proven yet, you
know, Elon, I can laugh at Elon all day, Elon all day.
It's not like we know, but like we don't know, you know,
like no one said exactly what it is. But the moment I'm like,
ah, damn, someone's really going through that. I don't get this.
He's trying to say, if once you're properly medically diagnosed with something,
then for some reason, it gets less funny. It gets less funny to
me, dude, I will fund man, I want to. I don't
care if they told me, oh, Elon Musk has ultra autism and downs,
I would still fucking overhand right to the fucking jaw. I don't give
a fuck that's correct. Due did you see him posing for that? Fucking
I whan he was posing doing all those stupid dorky poses. I wanted to
beat the like I I wanted to learn capuera and like kick him as hard
as I can with as much force, you know, like this crack his
skull like that can kick them so hard my fucking heel shatters. Because I
was just like it was so fucking just nerdy. It's so like in a
way that I'm like this guy, I can't this is too much. That's
too much, man, there's too much. Like just pose, just pose
like a fucking regular person. He's like he's like going, like what he
doing? I don't know. I just feel like some people like that just
need to be you know, taken out back a little bit and then they'll
kind of straighten out. You know, Yo, they're a little they're a
little they're a little wrinkly. They just need to be straighten out a little
bit. That's all. Oh, like, imagine how much how much better
would Twitter slash x be if you know this dude was kind of taken out
back a little bit behind the shed, kind of straightened out a little bit.
You probably you'd probably run a lot smoother. Oh, you're right,
I probably should stop letting a bunch of neo Nazis come back and be unsuspended.
That's probably a good idea. Sorry, sorry, important, Sorry about
that. Derek. You know, I know, I know your account still
suspended and all you did was just make a stupid joke at Trump's expense.
But uh, you know it's just I value new Nazis much more than you,
and I'm like, uh, you know, literally he does. Should
blitter through some some more of these. Of course, we got plenty of
time. Come come, Dowsing com served and come as I want you to
come. Wrote in he says, hello, slurs. What's your dream car?
I know Chris will just say a new Toyota Camra. So this is
mainly for Sween and Derek. I wouldn't get a Camri a dream car at
Toyota Camera. That'd be fucking sadity. Yeah, I don't have a dream
car. There's no such thing as a dream card to me, because cars
are a nightmare to me, Like I think, I think the fact that
cars exist by themselves is in and of itself a nightmare scenario. So like
I I don't have a dream car. The dreamiest car that I could have
is the card that I have to put up with. The least that's my
dream car is the card that I have to work on the least. The
car that falls apart the least I could give a fuck less like what it
looks. I never understand people who buy these really expensive cars and then drive
them out places, because that just makes you a fucking target to me,
because I sincerely like when I see a nice car, I don't do it,
but I think about just dragging my keys across it, like I think
about every single time, every single time I think about it. I don't
do it, But like why because I just think, like the audacity,
the audacity of like driving something that ostentatious out in the public square when people
are like fighting, they can't own home that much of a hater. Imagine
having that much a hater's blood. It's respectable hater energy. It's it's so
on a like a high level of hater energy. I respect that, like
because if I saw like a Bentley, right, I would be annoyed.
I wouldn't want to key it or anything like that, but it is a
fucking annoying to see some dumb ass with like a house on wheels, where
it's like, oh, that's like somebody could live in a house and be
super grateful and just I'm just gonna have a dumb fucking car, Like yeah,
that does annoy me, but i'd rather instead of I think I'm more
cynical instead of like king the motherfuckers. I almost feel like dragging them out
of the car and beating them would be more satisfactory, you know what I
mean, Like just I feel like I don't really care about the object itself,
but the person that's driving it that you know they're If someone's driving a
car like super expensive over one hundred k, you know they're they're just a
fucking dickhead. Like there's no way around it. I would say with certainty.
You know, I was watching this video recently. Unless somebody gives me
a hundred K Carl, I'll gladly accept it. There's cat eating a mouse
that I saw, you know, and the cat was like every time it
was biting the mouse and get here it crunching on the mouse's bones and the
cat was happy doing it. I would want to do that to those people,
just like I don't want to just assume them, just consume them,
because I just I just I feel like that is the most ultimate fear.
I feel like everything, Like I feel like fighting somebody's one thing. But
once they start opening their mouth and it gets a little too big and it's
trying to bite you, it's like, oh, it's a different thing,
and I want to do that to them. I want to be terrified while
I'm eating them. But do you have a dream car? Oh? Yeah
that? Oh yeah, I don't know, like a wheelchair with like rockets
on the back, right yeah, or like freeze this chair, you know
what I mean. Like it's never, it's never like Fanos floating chair.
My dream car. My dream car is the saying ship that Goku crashes in
the podol Pod. I like those things, but I really do like an
unsecured, regular fucking wheelchair with rockets on them so where you can't even fucking
steer it or nothing. That's amazing. It probably wouldn't be so much crazy.
I mean, thinking about the physics of rockets strapped to a wheelchair.
It probably wouldn't even like I don't even know if it would. I don't
even know if it would move it. I feel like it would just explode
and just fall apart, like well, like you you gotta put wings on
it if you wanted to ascend, Like that's it. Other than that,
that's the rule. I'm just going off a ramp. It's always going.
That's always going off a ramp. So I'll just be like, take me,
just go off the ramp and I'll go up. I love that idea,
and then I blow up. It always explodes. I used to I
used to really like muscle cars, like a gto, like a gt O
Judge, like like a sixty nine or something. But realistically, I don't
think I would ever unless I made a ton of money. I would never
get anything that just drank gas like in that way again. But I do
just want a bigger I used to have a lifted Tahoe that was I bought
it from my brother in law, which I liked having big things because I
don't there's so many dangerous pieces of shit on the road that I do want
a bigger car just to protect myself better, and like I'm in the tiniest
fucking car right now, I'm in a Fiesta and like that ship, You're
you're a whole, You're fucked anything, it's you're fucking You're done. Dude.
Yeah, I remember me, Me and my dad used to like when
we we would drive every every summer, we would pick some random da in
the middle of Guni. We would drive down the highway and just like throw
throw hundreds of forks onto the middle of the road. It was a cool
It's a nice bonding experience, yea. So we would just sit and we
would put PLoP out lawn chairs and we would just like sit and watch people
swerve off the road and off the bridge. Look at sun. We got
it some time. Via Kong's fucking their offensive. We gotta we gotta get
I didn't know what it was about. We're not in Vietnam. Shut shut
the fuck you know what Vietnam was? I just I thought, yeah,
I thought the viet Cong. I thought the viet Cong were just was slang
for other drivers a viet Cong. All right, Gears ex warrior wrote in
it. So it's not really a question, but it would be cool if
you were my mouthpiece. Attention everyone, I want to host a Gears three
Hoard session and I want volunteers. All who have it messaged me on the
discord Chris Swen, Derek. You can join if you want, uh,
if you're feeling it or not busy. I don't like Gears or three hoard,
but I wish you well. I wish you. I wish you a
good time. I don't have that. I shouldn't say I don't like it.
I just like it. Say I like it significantly less uh than Gears
two. And it's it's actually why I don't like that new that there's like
a Horde mode adjacent thing and destiny that I was looking into and I was
like this, this is gearcely Horde, and I don't this isn't no,
this is not it's more tower defense than Horde. Yeah, I hate tower
defense. Like, yeah, they added they added some extra ship to it
that makes it a little tower. Yeah, that's right. Did you guys
play Beast though I don't remember. Yeah, that was when you that was
when you played. That was when you played with the enemies, right,
Yeah, he was get the Berserk and it just bug the fuck out.
I love playing making people like because there's so much touching. They're so twitchy
and angry. They just fucking last out and run people and I love it.
I just love that. Like thing blowed, Like you're not running that
fast for people to explode, so funny. Yeah, you ran pretty reasonably
slowly actually, Like I feel like he like the Preserver probably runs maybe like
thirteen miles an hour maybe anything like that. Like it's like a it's like
a reasonable and then like people just pop when they the second they make contact
with him. That's so fun. Like he has like an always before they
run, they like they do the left and right and then they run forward
every time. Yeah, God, I missed those games. Yeah, I
don't again. I will do that. I would play if they if it's
available on Steam, if it when it becomes available on Steam, I'll fucking
i'll do it. It's probably never gonna have blood, probably, I don't
know, but it happened yet. It is probably never gonna happen blood.
That's true, Yeah, probably, Bruce. Although I hear I've been hearing
rumblings of a Gear's announcement this this uh summer. I don't know what it
is, but I would assume. I mean, people have been asking for
that collection for a long time, so I assume that's probably gonna be a
lead up plan at least. But uh, we'll see Bruce the genetics,
Bruce the genetic Jack Jack Hammeranda, and he says, I just need to
interject. Derek and Sweeney were glazing Jamie Lanister from Game of Thrones on a
recent episode. Chris, I want you to know that he raped his sister
in front of their dead son at his funeral in a church. Even at
to that he was still a fan favorite. He did not raper. Here's
the context. Pause, pause, pose. See this is what annoys me
with people when they just can't listen, like they know what and what I
mean by that. He says, Oh, these glazing them as if we
said in this Jamie Lanister is a good person. He's just no, he's
a great character. He's a comp No, no, that's not true.
I have the I have the transcript right here where it says, uh please
please, it's shut up. Go ahead, you're stepping over me. Listen
this this says, this is from your perspective. It says Derek Blackman parentheses
or uh colon quotations Jamie Lanister, Man, I would vote that person for
president if I could. Golly, g gosh, dang it, I'm so
horny period. Uh So, I don't know what. I don't know what
to say about that, but like that's pretty evidence. I don't know how
I feel about you, Derek. With this evidence, you know, I
take back everything. I take it back everything I just said about that.
Dude, Man, I apologize. You're right. I did blaze him.
I was very horny. Even even hearing it back that actually kind of gave
me a fucking chub. So yeah, uh yeah, but no, no,
for dude, Look at man, I want people. I need you.
I need you to exercise your critical thinkings because I need you to read
ship back if something sounds really extreme, if something sounds really extreme to you,
read it back a couple of times to make sure you fully understand the
fucking thing. It's like when people sometimes when you'll give an example of something,
people a lot of times, if it's not a one to one comparison,
they immediately will throw it out and be like, you're comparing X to
fucking why And it's like, no, bitch, I'm giving you And I
hate that too, and I hate that. It drives me nuts. I
I hate I hate the whole Like it's like, well, you're comparing apples
to oranges? Why? First of all, why is that a problem?
It's very real, It's I feel like it's entirely reasonable to be like,
oh, well what about these fruits. It's like, well, these these
are apples, and these are this way, and oranges are this way and
that's that way. What why is that not? Why is that a bad
thing? Because people are stupid, right, And well, the thing is
that Chris was stupid. People would think you're comparing an apple to an orange
because you want it's they're trying to compare apples to orange, and you're trying
to compare an apple to an orange, but you're comparing the apple or orange
as the other fruit. So it's like, this is definitely not just like
yeah, I know, it's not that I'm comparing what they have in common,
not clearly that this is an orange not apple I'm comparing. Do you
guys remember when that whole wash thing happened. So somebody dm me and I
was like, I want I want to hear this person out. I want
to actually have a conversation with them and see why they're defending this gentleman.
And I just gave an example of something and it obviously clearly was not a
one to one comparison, but the motherfucker still called that shit out. Where
I was just saying, hey, if somebody tells you, if somebody says
something and does something different, you should believe the actions and not what they
say. So and then I just said something that happened recently, so I
just said the fucking the idf or so I was just talking about, like,
say, Israel what they were doing. I was just like, hey,
if Israel says one thing and then they're doing a different thing, you
should believe what they're doing. And then this fucking dummy was like, are
you saying vosh is like fucking I was like like Israel, and I'm like,
bro, I just gave you the first example that popped in my head
of like, here's some relative thing of believe the actions over the fucking words.
And then they just were like, in since it's not a direct one
v one, like say, if I would have used a fucking content creator
that was in a similar thing, That's the only time an example can be
and it pissed me off so much that people do this all the time.
And it's kind of like it's kind of like when you use when you use
like do you remember I remember there's this big thing it's like, well,
like Godwin's law, do you remember that? Where like everything will be compared
to like I think it was like something everything will be compared to like the
Nazis or whatever, And that's not it's not it's different from like it's it's
different from calling everybody Nazis, but it's it's it's more about like a hitler
will inevitably be brought up in a in a comparison state, uh, And
it's like too extreme. The idea is that it's a it's a flaw of
argumentation to to bring up something extreme. But I mean, like I feel
like it's a reason like everybody understands the Nazis, Like everybody like knows what
that is. It's like a really good extreme baseline for everybody to understand with
a very very minimal setup. So that's always struck me too as like a
just like why would what what is the problem with that? Really? Like
I don't know a lot of a lot of the fallacies are. It's strange
to me if someone explained, like, hey, if you're gonna if you're
gonn I explain, if you're gonna make an analogy, I think you gotta
be like, hey, keep focused to what I'm saying. All right.
I know you might get confused because you know you're not bright, but understand
the words I'm saying and keep focused. I'm not saying they're exactly like another,
but I'm saying in the instance, these two things are similar in this
instance. Yeah, and here's an exactly everybody like you do that to You
did that too, sweetye, Like I brought it. I brought a prepared
sons and things and you and you've been like, that's not the same at
all. It's like, yeah, they're not the same. Chris, you
also lawyered arguments and said ship that have made me fall asleep immediately. Like
you've also said things, and I'm like, I cannot believe. That's not
impressive and that's not like impressive, like anything makes fall Asleepand I understand,
but the fact that you made me do it instantly, there was no lead
up to it. You were like, he said to that, and I
was like Oh that's crazy. I'm just gonna go to bed now. That's
sitting that it's unplugged. I went inside my little mental human cave and I
was like all right and unplugged consciousness and went to sleep like okay. So
going back to what this fucking dude said about glazing Jamie Landister, it's again,
it's like, I want people like that to just like, please do
a little bit better, please, sir, because you don't like him,
don't do better. That's fine. That doesn't mean that. That doesn't mean
that he's not a good fucking character. And I don't mean good as virtuous,
you dummy. I mean as a fucking character that is written well.
Like, that's where I feel like, maybe is that where this dude got
confused? It's think of it like this right right, I immediately forgot,
sorry, I forgot. I hate Walter White. I hate Walter White a
lot. I hate Walter White the way the world hates Skyler White. I
hate that niggad dog. I really don't like Walter White. Right, He's
a fantastic characters, He's an amazing character. I hate him. He sucks
a lot, Jamie. I mean, wait, Jesse, I don't think
I've ever Jamie. I actually don't think Jamie lenis meta. We gotta cook
man. I don't know if I've ever heard a fictional character. Yeah,
like I say, but like I don't really like they're Like I don't like
Chadley in fucking Final Fantasy seven in remake or or rebirth or anything. But
like, I don't, I don't know. He's Condescending's a little condescending asshole.
Sometimes, dude, please in mad sometimes fetch me some material, you
stupid hispanic, so that I can work on the combat simulator as good as
it can be. Off to goon bye. Such a piece of June.
He's so clearly on the spectrum it bothers me. But yeah, yeah,
anyway, yeah, yeah, so whatever, if you never heard a fictional
character, really, I think that I think some of them are built for
you to hate, Like actually that's the point of the character. Yeah,
I guess it's sure. I understood. Like there are characters that I've said
that I like, Oh man, I hate that character, but like is
that possible? Really? Like can you hate a fictional Can you hate a
fictional character truly? Yeah? I mean while you're watching it, do you
get. Do you get upset while you're watching them, you know, act
while they're performing, Like, does it upset you? Because like I've definitely
because I think disdain towards you see like well right, right right, But
disdain is not I guess. I just I treat certain words with like a
level of weight that maybe I shouldn't, I guess, But like, hate
means a lot to me, so like to like, I can't imagine hating
somebody who I don't know personally, like even like even like a like a
really evil person who objectively exists. It's really difficult for me to like conjure
up a level of like disdain that equates to hatred because like, this person
has no impact on me at all. I fucking like why I give a
ship. I hate so many of our fucking representatives in Congress and I've never
met them, like fucking I could. I mean, I wish nothing well
on them. There a lot of people I wish nothing easily. I'm not,
like, I don't I don't really hate in the sense that like I
because hatred means that, if I'm given the tools, I will try to
obstruct and harm them For me, right, I hate and in the context
where I'm interacting with the people that are fictional, I hate them enough to
take action in the world. I am in to harm them, like hate,
I hated. What are the most hated? Like would you say,
what do you mean? Like the turtle from Balder's Gate three, I hate
that Nigga. I tried to kill him. I did to fight him every
time I could, and I couldn't. Unfortunately, undute, I didn't hate
him that much. A minute, Wait a minute, it sucks no way,
you just said Raphael on a first name basis and just assumed that it
would like default to Balder's Gate. Yes, I hate RAFFI yeah, and
then I clear, but that's saying like right right, but like like that
was played ball Derek knows what I'm talking about, right. But even so,
my first thought was not bald either. I'm not turtle like, oh
no, I don't hate I first thought was not Rafael from a ball as
Gate. It wasn't my first thought. If I had a little more time
to think, then maybe it would have been like, oh, he must
be talking about I'll get to I get to you. To elaborate, I
wasn't gonna say Raphael and then stop like I could elaborate. That's that's because
I asked, like if it was it was the turtle you were talking about,
then you said no for ball this like no, no, no,
that would be like that would be like that would be like, man,
I really hate uh that, I really I really hate Chris. It's like
who what what rock? Chris Rock? Yeah? Man, I would say,
since we were talking about Game of Thrones, I think Geoffrey is probably
probably on people's like one, top three for sure, top three. He
did his job so fucking well that like he was like every time he was
on screen, You're like, this fucking kid. I never want to hit
kids, like literally, and then I sometimes forget, Oh, this motherfucker's
an actor. Like so I was like, he did well enough to where
I'm like the fucking actor. I somehow like him a little less even though
he's just acting, And that actually happened. The most hated character. I
think he's the most hated character on television of all time for sure. I
mean he's probably the number one. I would agree with that, but I'm
also not thinking about other people right now. So that's why I just said
safe top three, but probably as of right now, I can't think of
anybody more despised. There might be some more, but like doctor Tim and
Skyler. I think Tim Skyler. That's it's so fucking undeserved man like watching
so much, Like I get it. I get it. They're they're rooting
for the bad guy, and they hate that she's fucking not the Bonnie and
Clyde, you know, like not she's not down for the fucking ride in
the ways they're so upset about that. They're so fucking Matt validating Walter's terrible
behavior, like I'm his wife, dull I think for me, yeah,
because when I were when I first watched Breaking Bad, I didn't like Skyler.
I didn't hate her, but like I didn't like her specifically because like
she was just boring to watch. And that's kind of like what I really
don't like if I hate a character in fiction, that's really what it means
for me. It's like, if you're so boring that like you're inc like
I would much rather watch Walter White or or fucking Jesse Pinkman or like any
of these other even fucking Walt Junior is doing more interesting shits. Just my
virtue of him walking around all fucking weird, Like, yeah, Skyler is
just some lady who's just like kind of annoying, kind of sorta and it's
just like, it's not really that interesting to me. And so for that
reason, I remember every time she was on screen wanting to skip the first
time I saw it. Second time it gets better and I'm just like,
oh, that's a good character. But like or like Kwan in fucking the
Halo show, where you're just like, oh my god, this is so
boring. I can't believe. I totally agree with you with that. I
agree with you that where I'm like this, this show would be much better
if they weren't in the show at all, Like yeah, right, but
like Freezer or somebody like somebody like who's just a fucking dickhead? No,
I love that, Like I like I like Freeze because Freezer is funny at
least, you know, just Assholary is funny, you know, but like
their characters that are just like evil, it's like this person like I hate
the Joker. I've never liked the Joker very much, but that's because I
like Hero so much. I've never liked Jo Joker never. I think a
great I think the best villain that has been portrayed in like live action shit
was a was Kingpin Kingpin recently, Yeah, a Daredevil's And that's a great
example of someone who's obviously a terrible human being, but they're a fan fucking
tasted character. And I feel like, you know, the person asked the
question needs to kind of understand that that. I'm like, you can think
this person's amazing as a character and not think that they're fucking virtuous and like
and should be saying raises of It's like, Jamie has done a lot of
insanely horrible things, but he's an extremely complex character and a fan favorite because
of how complicated he is, and the actor is good. Really that kind
of helps a lot, you know that whatever the that guy's that helps.
I don't know any o their names, and that's it. Yeah, the
fact that's so important. That character is a very well written character. And
then two, the guy that played him played him amazingly. It's really good,
really really good combination. Like, he didn't rape her, he they
fucked, He didn't rape her. There they fuck on Geoffrey's body, which
crazy insane, definitely a little at the beginning, but they definitely do just
fuck that happens the voice there, they're having an argument the whole time in
the beginning, then they fu each she's mourning, she's mourning her fucking son's
death, and this motherfucker like get it's and then it comes in. He's
like, you never liked the niggain And she's like, no matter which way
you you, no matter which way you look at I'm not even my approaches.
No matter which way you spin it, it's gross. No matter what,
it's not good. Don't get me wrong. It's not heroic, it's
not it's not a thing, you know, yea, Like he's just he's
fucking Like. There's a lot of I'm sure there's a lot of bad guys
that have raped a lot of women and stuff, and a lot of a
I'm sure the Joker, the Joker has has done some rape into and there's
probably this guy who could be I don't know, no, no, I
don't know the guy. But the guy that wrote in he probably appreciates because
most people appreciate jokers and villains. And the Joker has absolutely raped you know
what I'm saying, Like just for it, I feel like he hasn't I
think that's what makes me angry. They won't even let him be fully bad.
They let him joke around about it. Absolutely raped, it's hinted.
No, he's definitely he definitely definitely. I don't no, No, he
definitely raped. Commission of Gordon. I think actually tied up. I think
he actually did. I think the actually him and his voice. Hell,
yeah, I believe that's I think he did. No, I'm not kidding.
I think that's part of a cop canon. Bro, I believe you.
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Yeah, Hello is Snarion, Lazelle and Gail, Chris, Eric and
Sween. This is a question for Chris mostly. I know you've said you're
done caring about the HALOI peep. Is there anything they could announce that you'd
be excited for when it comes to spin offs? Personally, a cod zombie
style game with the flood would make me cream and marks. Look, I
I just I don't. It's just I don't care about it really anymore.
Like I'll if they make a new one, I'll be curious about it and
I'll probably check it out specifically because my job is to play video games.
It would be dumb of me not to. But like as far as like
being invested in, like what the future of a franchise is like, No,
I could give a fuck less what they do, Like they could do
literally whatever they want at this point, because they've squandered it so deeply that
I can't even begin to get. Like, if you don't care about it
as the people own it, why should I? It's kind of how I
feel about it. What if the Jokeman crossed over in that universe and raped
Master Chief, that would just be that would be so disrespectful to Master Chiefs
character through the armor through the field. His dick is so hard it goes
through the shield, it starts beeping, it breaks, and he's almost guys,
almost got you, And he starts pushing it through the armor, bending
in. You know when you see like the metals start to like or like
plastic words starts to t that's crazy man. And then he's giggling, he's
laughing, and he's he's he's screaming like he's being tortured, like he's being
branded by ship. He's screaming. It sounds it sounds. It sounds big
like, but it's like muffled. It's like muffled. Crazy. How do
you think the world would react to something like that? Do you think that
seems like you're just so, you're like whatever, like you see, truthfully,
it's just like whatever. It would definitely, it would definitely alter quite
a few humans paths was gonna be a prisoner of war in a live action
Why shouldn't they, like they might as well just do something at the very
least if they if they disrespect the source material, they might as well do
it in a fucking way that's so outrageously hilarious that I couldn't believe that they
would do it. I would almost get more value and enjoyment out of something
like that. Like if they had like a Halo season three and it starts
with like master Chief saving the world by shoving the entire Halo ring up his
Urethra, I would almost be like, that is so out of pocket,
I'm smiling, Like I would smile at that. I'd be like, it's
such a it's a step up from the sei for the series. I can't
believe they're doing this wild ten out of ten, This is so crazy and
like, fucking uncle Phil is there like that? Why not? Like who
fucking cares? Bro, You're so you're so right about that. Actually,
I was thinking about you look it. I I'm not gonna get into it
because it's like probably a conversation for another day. But I wasn't. I
wasn't enjoying follow it as much as like a lot of people were. And
I it kind of made me think about that scene with Mishone and uh the
Governor, when I've criticized this multiple times, where like she could have killed
him and then she just decides to choke him with the sword and sheathe and
it's just like it's it was one of those things. And I feel like
there was like a lot of moments in that series. I haven't finished it
yet, but a lot of that kind of writing that does similar things.
And I was thinking about that scene of of of the Michone and the Governor.
That kind of all was like the trajectory of the show kind of went
in that direction. And what you're saying with the Halo ring being shoved in
his urethra, I was thinking, literally, I would enjoy that scene better
if Michone started shoving the like the gaitana up his ass, Like I was
literally thinking about that earlier today. I was like, you know, what
would have been better if she tried to fuck him with it, and like
he's just struggling. You've ever seen like those scenes where somebody will catch like
a knife or a sword and it starts bleeding and shit and they're trying to
stop it from it and paling their face, And I was thinking a scene
like that, but he's trying to stop it from going in his ass,
And I feel like that would have been so much better than what she actually
tried to fucking do, because it was just that goddamn stupid. But that's
what I mean, It was so stupid that something so outrageous like that is
actually literally better. So if master Chief actually somehow successfully fits and higher halo
ring and as people, I think I have an idea. I have an
idea what I'm going to open my urethra that's wide as humanly possible. Oh
huh, what are you sure about that? Yes, yes, I'm doing
it. It's too late, I've already doing it as we speak. We'll
cut, cut it and bend it. Will The idea, just the idea
of shoving a ring like that's so crazy. Yeah, I don't know,
man, I that's what I mean though, by the way, but that's
what I'm saying. Like if they if they come out, if they come
out with like a hell Divers type like co Op Ods t game, like
I'll play it. If they come out with like a flood horror game,
sure, I'll play it. It's just like I'm not going to care about
like what the implications are going to be or like how that has implications for
the future, because I'm just I'm no longer invested. We had like the
first five Banger games and that's already more than a lot of other franchises get
anyway, So like I'm more than happy leaving it there and then just letting
them do their own fucking fan fiction and fuck everything up. It's not my
problem. That's true for me. I don't when I love something, I
love it, you know, unless I say, truly grow out of it,
like usually bad things. If things don't really make me love it because
it's the things I love beforehand exist. That's the nature of be like reading
comics my whole life, and like, are you gonna read a comic but
it's gonna be good runs, there's gonna be shit runs, you know,
because things get traded off often. Like I'm like, all right, you
know what, Like I still love like I love Star Wars s though,
I dude, there's been so much bad Star Wars media. There have been
a ton of great Star Wars media, you know. So it's like I
always be interested. They needs enough to check out anything that comes off of
things I like. But I will always be you know, like I have
a reality like all right, this might be terrible, but it's whatever.
Yeah, I think, yeah, or should come back and get raped by
the Joker. Dang, that'd be crazy him, Like we's in his show.
He's getting thrust it too. I didn't even think about that. I
didn't even think about his breathing lug him dog Ah, it's I can take
it. So here's the next one. Pizza Times gay Son chosen one.
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it, he says, hey, dark milk and white chocolate. Here's here's
a fun hypothetical for you. If you could choose one game to become an
NPC in I said, not the main character, a side character, it's
just an unnamed NPC. Which game would be the safest, most dangerous,
and most fun. I think most safest would be Star du Valley. Oh
yeah, for sure. It's like like animal crossing or something like that where
you just can't die. Uh. Most dangerous would be Halo or Fallout.
I don't know about Halo. Halo is probably pretty safe for the most There's
way more dangerous than those games. Man Fallout, I wouldn't want to be
a part of most weird fall Outs weird because, like, I feel like
it would be very very man. I do love the Fallout vibe, but
like I would not want to be in that world at all. Yeah,
I don't know. Fuck no, if you could be seeing gules and in
the real life world and like they're actually scary, gave me a level of
reality that I didn't The guys didn't have ever, you know, in that
universe. I was like, oh, yeah, rules are stupid. I
beat the funk out of Ghoul. I'll beat them Ghouls as you know,
I'm like yeah, oh, then now you're like okay, I got you.
Because every time I've interacted with the interacted as my character, who is
already infinitely stronger than probably any person that's wanted. You can't be torn apart
immediately because of you know, it being a video game, or it would
be like Dark Souls. I guess it'd be too hard. It'd be too
hard. Well, I love because I'm playing Fall in New Vegas right now,
and it's so funny because they're like small towns and then you just have
people living in peace and then they're just like, by the way, that's
schoolhouse is full of ghouls and they just haven't done anything about it. It's
just like it's just the accept they just accept that, like, yeah,
that's the that's the ghouls school and you can't get you can't fucking go in
there. Yeah, it's it's insane. And it's like maybe two blocks away
to where somebody gets shot with the tooth, right and if someone shot with
a rotting tooth, I'd be so fucking mad at them. How about you,
piece of ship, would you be more mad that it's a tooth?
Or just like how could how much more angry would you be that it would
that it would be a tooth rather than a bullet, because bullets at least
just like they they are, they're worth a little son, you know,
so like a man to kill me if I had to put some money down.
But it's not the tooth, you know. Yeah, I guess.
I don't know. I don't see why that matters. I would uh if
I were to be if I could choose to be an NPC in any game
world, it would probably be something like like animal crossing or something, or
or like just I just want to I just want to relax, man,
I don't I don't need although Animal Crossing is stressful though, because you got
that fucking guy threatening to like a vict you all the time, don't you
like, isn't isn't there like a banking kind of system in the main character.
You're not gonna go to that ship, but the main character is going
through it, you know, all right. I think i'd be a street
fighter because they fight all the time. But you're like, fine, you
can beat you're just watching it walking. You're just a PNG in the back,
like you're right, would be fine, but like say that world tour
thing though, there was a lot of people that are just beating the funk
out of each other. But they're fine, though you you'll fucking dp their
fucking head off, and then essentially they just get up and walk away like
nothing happened. And I'm like, that's the world that I wouldn't mind living
in. That would be a nice where even if you know, if somebody
like gangs up on you, beats the fun out of you can just get
up and walk away. I don't think of a world that'd be fun enough
to be in, but not like fun enough for me to have fun,
but not like dangerous enough for me to be Like, I don't want to
be here. I don't know i'd be a human. The world of Sonic,
I don't even know what the yeah, that's I don't know anything about
that lore actually like zero thse people walking around. This person terrible, terrible,
It's terrible. It is so it is some Sonic is probably one of
the worst. Like it really this from the bottom of my heart. I
I don't think I really don't think there is any like, uh world building
or like any world fictional or otherwise that is worse than Sonic. The Hedgehogs.
It is so lame, it's unbelievable. That's that's probably pretty fair.
I feel like it's harsh, but not harsh enough. I think it's harsh,
but not by a lot. It's like you're in the right ball park.
Yeah, so I have to think about it more, but as of
right now, just default off the top of the dome. Yeah, that's
it's you couldn't even like if somebody gave me twenty bucks to start reading,
I'd make I'm good, dude, I don't. I don't. I'm good.
I don't want to. I'd rather just not know it. I don't
even be paid. I'd rather be more ignorant about it. It helps to
help them not do that. Oh, since we're kind of we did mention
Star Wars recently, so we might as well get to this one, Doctor
ray Andstein wrote, and he says, Hey, ed ed Eddie coding plank
with gallons of com what do you think of? What do you think about
Ubisoft pay walling the job of the Hut quest in the soon to be released
Star Wars Outlaws. As a Star Wars fan boy, I'm upset because the
Jedi series of games from me a surprisingly all right, Uh, but I'm
not confident in Ubisoft to pull out to put out a puzzle of a game
that you pay that that you two pay per piece. I think I'm not.
I think I know what he's trying to say. It's the JABA like,
so it's not it's not DLC what it's like. No, so it's
just like it what do you It's just a side it's like one like a
side quest. I guess do you guys remember when it's Assassin's creed us to
do this? You remember when they had like on on like certain platforms,
it had like thirty extra minutes of content or whatever. But do you remember
that? Mm? Yeah, Oh it's kind of like that where it's just
like, oh, here's a mission for Job of the Hut that's exclusive to
fucking I don't know this platform. Yea, to this platform. This was
different because this is just like an extra thing that you have to pay for
or something. It's like, it's like you have to buy this mission.
It's not what I feel about it. I don't I personally, Uh,
someone that doesn't buy all the DLC in most games, I don't give a
fuck, Like, uh, I buy shit that may be important to certain
lore uh that I'm interested in, or like large expansions, like I said
that elden Ring shit, Obviously that's gonna be a fucking like a significant because
it's literally just like twenty bucks less yeah than the fucking game itself. So
you know, it's like all right, but yeah, what I don't get
that. Like even when I heard about all that Dragon's Dogma two shit,
I'm like, I don't give a fuck, dude, Like it's it's annoying.
I think everybody understands that, but I feel like it's one of those
things that most people complain, but most people aren't gonna fucking use that shit
anyway, So I kind of just like do your best to just avoid that
shit if it's inevitable, like old U B Soft games where they would there'd
be a chest and it's like, whoa fucking this is only for multiplayer ship
or something. I'm like, what the fuck is this? What is this?
Like that was my game? It was crazy crazy yeah like that,
I'm like, yeah, whatever, because you're the Star Wars do you give
a shit about Star Wars Outlaws at all? Like, like, I know
you're a Star Wars fan, but like, I've never heard you talk about
this. I don't really, I don't know, man, Like the Outlaws
are the Bounty Hunters, right, I don't give a about I don't.
I've never liked Bonnie Hunters. Really, I like the Mandalorians, but I
don't like the I don't care. I don't care about this character I care
about I like the fucking magic and the fucking space Swords. I lost that
much. It might be fun, maybe interesting, that's cool, but the
controversy surrounding the main character, Oh yeah, that's right, because she's like
not hot or something. Yeah, yeah, she's like drop dead gorgeous,
and these guys are like freaking out, like yeah, I do have to
say I do have to say yet again where I'm just like, I am
consistently baffled because there's some screenshots that I've seen where it's just like, yeah,
they it's not even that she looks ugly, it's that she looks wrong
in certain shots, and it's just like, well, why are you Like
it's almost like if they if they made her ugly on purpose, like that
would be one thing, because it's like, okay, well it's just an
ugly character. But it's just like you have this beautiful model who's being scanned
in the game, and then you have these shots of her looking like like
completely fucked where the lighting doesn't work, And so I get it. There's
a conversation to be had. Like I've said many many times, it's like,
why are some studios really really good at scanning their actors into games and
other studios just can't seem to fucking do it? What is like, where
is the talent gap there? Why is it so fucking vast between these between
these places? It's weird. Uh, But it's not like the idea that
like people are trying to stretch this into like a conspiracy theory is so fucking
embarrassing. Like I really I hate sharing a planet with these people. It's
very exhausting in a way that I feel like there's just so much content.
There's so much content. There's so many games that I'm like, you,
stupid, bumbling bitch, go play something else. There are so many games
with drop dead gorgeous hot women. What's that one that's coming out soon?
Colorblade? Yeah? And in that way that I'm like, bro, now,
technically, why I'm not excited about that is my games that I play
are modded and like they have less clothes on than that bitch, So why
do I care about that? Versus like say I'm playing a BEG three or
I just popped in Jaggonate's Inquisition and Liliana's just butt ass naked or Josephine's butt
ass naked just doing their thing at my fuckings as Skyholder Skyhaven or whatever,
Like you know what I'm saying, like, why is why is that?
Like in a way that I feel like, just in a world of we
have so many options, why the fuck are you so upset? I just
don't get it, Like there's so many options needed to live bro. Some
people need to really good too. Yeah, Celebraty's really good too, So
like that's it's like, yeah, I played the demo demo, Uh yeah
it looks, but like me playing it specifically for the eye candy, I
don't give a funk about that, is what I'm saying. Not the gameplay.
Yeah, I don't really care about it either, because I'm seeing nothing
but clips of close ups where people are like drooling over it, and I
was like, nigga fucking all of my women in ballders Gate three are fucking
naked, Like why like why are why are you impressed by this? This
bitch is I'm just saying, I guess, I guess the fact that it
isn't a mod is what's what's what's novel about it, because like you wouldn't
really see that three bitches either, I just take their clothes. So that's
like that's the but that's the only exception and not the rule, you know
what I mean, Like this is one of the Yeah, that's true.
I get it, Like I get it. She's pretty like she's based on
a real model too. Like that's that's the thing that bothers me about this
conversation. It's like whenever you talk about it, it's like like I I
really hate every side of it because some people it's like, well people don't
these people this model was made by someone who's never seen a woman before.
And it's like I really hate to break the scene, but a lot of
women are very hot, actually, like a lot of like there are many
many, there are many women women fucking fantastic and in fact, you look
the same or better than this character model quite honestly. So like the idea
that it's like fake is like I don't know. It reeks of insecurity on
some level, but at the same time, it's like I think it's I
think it is. I think it is also very strange to be like,
oh, man, finally a hot character in a game. It's like there's
a lot Yeah, there's a lot is that are drooling that. Yeah,
that bothers me, Like I said, appreciation. I look at her and
I'm like, oh, yeah, she's hot. Like I I like that,
but I'm not gonna go on my way and clip that shame and be
like oh and then you just start your dick start dripping and ship. I'm
like, but like, yeah, that's weird to me in general, because
like I'm playing a video game. I'm not here. I'm not jerking off
to my video game like I'll just I'll look up porn if I if I'm
really like what, there's a there's a suit in that game that like it's
the naked suit. It's the one that's like trending kind of where it's like
it's not naked it really but it's like kind of like incredibly like revealing,
and it makes the game super hard because it removes your shield. And I
decided I was like, oh, you know what, I'm gonna play that
way cool, And I played the demo that way, and I sincerely like
after like the first like three minutes of like gawking where it's like it's a
pretty nice looking character, it immediately was just like, oh, this is
a really good game. And I'm not even like, like, by the
end of the demo, I completely forgot that she was naked in any real
way. Like I was just like, oh, this is hard, and
this is engaging, and this is pretty well done. So yeah, I'm
actually excited for celeb. I don't know if I'll get it because I,
oh, yeah, no, key Gun. Sorry, I'm glad that you
Yeah, I'm glad that you brought that up though, just uh the I
had a conversation with somebody and they weren't one hundred percent they didn't understand what
the nude mod's angle was for, specifically because there was a guy that uses
AI to make like, say Lucy in a fallout, like somebody who's AI
to make her asshole plumped or something, and like I criticized that she almost
like sympathetic corny shit, and someone tried to say something like, well,
isn't this like the same as you modding or something like that. And I'm
like, well, first of all, no, not at all, because
this is, first of this is still framed. This is fucking retarded.
This is like and second of all, the main thing about modding these uh
naked people in these situations is more for comedic purposes than it just being hot.
Like, yeah, you get to look at this. They look nice,
but it's more of them just being in these very serious situations and their
butt ass fucking naked like that. There is something so fun about that,
and I just need people to know that to where they don't get confused.
Also jacking off to these games, there is porn. I'm not jacking off
to this ship. It should be noticed. It should be noted too.
It should be noted that what is it? Fuck? I forgot what I
was gonna say. Ah, never mind, whatever, it's gone. God
damn it, I'm not jacking off something about just looking COMMUNI what I was
What I was gonna say was that I saw that thing where like Lose they
made Lucy's butt big or whatever, but it's like it was embarrassing because it
like it didn't even look good, like it looked like ship like it looked
bad because it just looked like a it looked like a couch or something like
a fucking Raymore and Flannagan fucking recliner and not an ass. And it looked
like had it had this like balloon texture to it, and it was just
like yeah, yeah, like you could have if it was at least if
it was at least like I don't know, if somebody painted over it,
I would and and like artistically, like genuinely made, like a nice plump
ass. I would still think it was like a little weird to do,
but I would at least appreciate, like what the fuck was done. But
this was just like so terribly made. If I really I really implore you
guys to look up like that edit, specifically like the Fallout ass edit you
can profile. Recently, I haven't been tweeting like much at all. It's
probably like three things down or something. If you just check my Twitter account,
it's you'll find it immediately because it's just fucking it's it's probably like three
or four things down or something. I don't wait or maybe oh wait,
no, maybe it's further down. Because I tweeted out a lot during the
UFC. Oh. Yeah, yeah, it's so it's a little bit further
down because it was five days ago. But yeah, it just looks all
glossy and balloony and ship and not like you know, you know, just
having a jumpsuit. But they just want like a cosplay fucking vault jumpsuit essentially,
where like it's like fitting like you know, like a hot girl kind
of a thing. And I'm like, bro, just calm down, enjoy
the show. Yeah. Uh so, yeah, let's get another one.
First things first, I am gay and I'm loving dude's head. I'm fired
up and tied up with nine guys in my bed. Oh ball reliever rode
In. He says, the mutant Apoca, I don't know. I have
no fucking clue. The Mutant Apocalypse is from Egypt. Egypt is in Africa.
Apocalypse is African? Can he say the N word? Yeah? I
want to African. He's not. Well, first of all, what I
would feel even if you're not, I think it's okay in my opinion.
Really, I don't know, man, I kind of feel like I feel
like, realistically, you're not go ahead just because you're African. You're not
African American and that's really what that that's really what that is, like specifically
for Black Americans like that. Actually it's for a black American and the British.
British black people as well, they were called that as well. The
context here and there is slightly different, but it's that word was still used
to demean them as well. I mean it probably was a Caribbeans too,
and even Portuguese people do. Actually, I think it was adopted like the
whole the whole thing is because it's like nigga, right, that word popularized
in America. There was something that was done here. It's in the same
vein as like the way, are you sure I'm not telling just like discredit
you because I know that word is. That word exists in Portugal as well.
They were called that thing. But here's the thing we're talking about.
We're not saying, do you when we're talking about that past, they're not
talking about the hard R because black people, black Americans don't fucking address each
other with the hard R. That's not what they're talking about. They're not
saying because past, to say hard R, that's always derogatory. So it's
like do you have the do you have the pass? To say, and
that is a word that was, it was popular, it was it was
a thing that started in America, and then of course other black cultures adapted
it too. Were like I'll see like a Nigerian like Izzy out of Sonya
who moved to New Zealand, and then he says nigga, and I'm like,
it is a little weird when you think about it. When you think
about it, first of all, he doesn't say it right. Also,
this is an example. It's just an example of like, hey, you
didn't necessarily have the you know it if we wanted to be technical about it.
But I'm throwing all technicality out. Cat's been out of the bag for
a long time. I think it's pretty fucking clear that even in America,
when we've mentioned it many times before, a lot of your Puerto Rican brethren
have you know what I mean. So it's just kind of like whatever,
dude, like, I'll let the I'll let the Africans say, and I
don't give a fucky for me. It's simply if that word was used to
define you or anyone in your grandparentsage, that's that's that's where blackness stops from
me. If your grandparents at least one of them isn't black. I don't
call you as a black personally myself. I'm not gonna die from saying words
you want to say. It depends how you look as well. But if
the N word was used, does a Draga toy describe you? No matter
where you are on this planet? I think it is fine for you.
The city, I don't think so. I don't think no, no,
no way, Christoph. I've been called that. I've been called that,
so like there's no chat. You've been You've been You've been called that,
true, but like that's not that's but like that's insane. Who calls the
that? Like I've had I remember when I first moved here, literally like
at the there was a seven eleven like in Glendale, or like like a
convenience store in Glendale where like this guy was fucking angry in the convenience store.
He didn't get like a I don't know, he like tried to return
something to a fucking convenience store or something. I don't remember what the fucking
fight was, but he was like screaming and I went in there for a
tea back when they were like still selling glass and apples and I went in
there. I was like, oh man, and he turned to me along
with a lot of other people, and he was like, get out of
here, get out of here, and he's pointed at me. It's like
you and he's and he said he said that specifically that word. I was
like, yo, huh what He's like, get out of here? And
I was like, okay, listen I And also it happens on I mean,
Xbox Live is a fucking, notorious, fucking place where like, yeah,
everybody, I understand what you mean, not being called that, but
being defined as that. Like if you were if you were part of translated
slave trade and they were like, hey, what are you shipping and you're
getting in there and they said N words, right, But then it's like,
yeah, but you weren't. You weren't traded. Huh No. My
ancestors were, yeah, but you don't get to What does that mean?
You don't get to because you were just personally you understand they Chris, I
understand the contents of what you're saying. I just don't even for me and
and I and I'm and I'm real and I'm very real about the ideas that
like the N word for for Caribbeans is different in general, also Hispanic people
because unfortunately I'm that offome. It means like so it means like hot pockets
or something like that, right, like impanadas or what is it? Something
like that? Right, It's something like along the lines like you gotta you
got a nigga and then you guys fucking like break yeah, something like we
do, and they think it's a ten dollars bill. No black person.
Let me ask you, guys, chin well the amount of times well in
Mandarin and Mandarin it is. It is a I forgot what they call that,
the automatopoeia when you say ums and ans then you know, like a
stutter. There's a proper herm for that, whatever that's called. There's is
sounds like nigga and me working at New Egg. When I worked at New
Egg, it was so funny being there because it just sounded like there's a
bunch of fucking Chinese people just saying nigga fucking every few minutes because everybody goes
and uh, you know, but they just go on nigga, nigga,
And I'm like, I love this place because out of context, it's amazing.
It sounds like, huh yeah, green it means you like means it's
not nigga. It's me god, it's a different word. It's not nigga
and Mandarin either, it's like I think it's nika. I forget I that's
a Spanish that's Spanish, you know, like where it's like, well that
at least actually means black, you know, like and that's true. I
yeah, Negro, like medello, neg those are actually pretty good. Oh,
let me ask you guys question before we move on. Do you think
the way that the the Xbox lobbies and how everything went down, with the
amount of hard rs and in words that have been used in that specific context,
do you think that maybe it should have been classified as its own language,
like say, because it's so it was so desensitized in a way that
you can tell like a lot of these people weren't actually racist, they were
just fucking pieces of shit. Oh yeah, no, the you know,
the the which is in a sense kind of worse. I would say I
would say this if you I do think this is I do think this is
true as as I feel like almost like the Internet evolved on like especially specifically
like Xbox Live and end games communication I feel like they evolved on separate planes
from normal reality linguistically, and then they merged at some point. Because,
like I do think, if you say the f slur today over Mike,
like in a public game, you're probably a really weird person who has like
really strange beliefs about those people. I do think that's probably probably likely.
But like I think in two thousand and eight or twenty ten, it's pretty
high likelihood that you were just saying that because that's part of the language of
the of the of the lobbies at the time. Yeah, because I know
for a fact, I know, for a fact I heard people. I
heard all sorts of people say the f slur who in fact were either gay
and didn't realize that would still con care, or just didn't have any negative
opinions about gay people at all, genuinely for real. So like I do
think, like there's a level of like, dude, man, I'm not
going I've said those I've said all those terrible words online. I've said all
of these things, of course, So what's the language called? What would
you call just eve? This mean doesn't mean slurvy, slurvy I speak Slurvian
on Xbox gamer speak. That's what you'll see a gamer more associated with a
gamer. Game Arian Gamish should be Gamish. I'm speaking Gamish and they're like,
I'm speaking Gamish today. I like that. I like that. What
are the Gamish traditions? Will you bust? You must shout bagget into the
microphone four thousand times four as one of top that sh would drive me to
say more terrible, doesn't call me nword. It would give me zeal like
I would get more energy from it, you know, I would get more
dry forget not really do better, dude. I still remember to this day
when we were with Joe, or when we were living in uh the the
long apartment with Joe and he was like, hey, man, I just
got the new Call of Duty and I was like, I remember being like,
oh, okay, interesting, I'm curious as to whether or not it's
different his first fucking game. We walk into his room just to see like
what the game looks like and how it runs, and like what it's like.
And then immediately and like I think, maybe not even ten seconds over
the over the voice comedy words like loud as hell, and I was like,
I can't believe it, Like my first exposure to call duty in years
for a micro second, and it was like already slurs, truly awesome.
They know who they are, man, you got we know. You know
what I'm gonna do later when I have time, I'm gonna kinda jump back
into two thousand and nine Modern Warfare two and I'm gonna practice my arc Like
who cares if you get banned from that ship? Like there's probably three people
I think they are. I think I think they again, right, they
got revived. I think when no, no, no, they well,
yeah, they didn't go down technically because I think it's I think it's peer
to peer, and I think it's not. It's not played in twenty eighteen
and twenty eighteen were definitely up because that was the last time I played.
They were still up. So what what happened is they're still up, but
they're just abandoned basically, like they don't like them. There's no moderation and
like the devs don't give a shit because the devs are technically non existent,
so like it's really just like a publisher side server farm that's kind of just
like set up. But I remember they they enhanced it when Microsoft bought Activision
or when that deal finally went through, like all those games like got like
a like some weird patch or something, and everybody was like whoa, but
they're still kind of hackers. Playgrounds like you can't you cannot play a legitimate
game right called ity mone Warfare two on That is true, the LXI version,
like it's gone. That is true. I remember vividly trying to play
in twenty eighteen and this nigga's just standing in one spot and he's just fucking
murking everyone. He didn't even move, He's just with everyone's get I was
like it was so funny. I was like it was fucked up. I
played a game. I don't even know how they I don't even know how
they do this, but like I played a game of Monder Warfare two.
It was on high Rise, and I remember because I loved I remember really
liking that app, and I was running around and then I look at the
sun because there's a sunset on that map and the sun is doctor Phil's face,
and every no, no matter where you're at, you die, like
so like you live for like five seconds and then you die, and it's
like it's just a fucking mess. A complete, like there's no reason to
play that game, but it's funny hearing people on the mic. Oh man,
I had had a question here, ud, you know, yeah,
bro, how much worse would it have been if there was fucking uh webcam?
Like what if you saw your fucking face that people saw your you would
have seen pipe, you would have seen all the time. Would ship webcam
webcamtes penis to be shown that you're very right? I did not consider that.
I was actually thinking of just how with the the racism being enhanced,
you know, but that is edward. It's like, you know, like
I couldn't help, but notice you were black? Might I say something to
you? I feel like people would have to get like sound wars because they
couldn't say inward. They couldn't say the inWORD fast enough, just be like
yeah, dude, just pushing the button. Look no no no no no
no no no no no no dude. I remember that was a big problem
actually with Uno because like I think the Uno Xbox Live game like added like
webcam support, and people were just like shoving their fucking dicks on. Can
you imagine shoving a reversal and then like shoving your cock. That was a
problem. That's why. That is why I got taken off. That's the
game store. That is so funny. Actually, bro, that game was
so fun real talk, it's really good actually, like it's like probably one
of my favorite games. It would inherently, but it's uno, you know,
so inherently, like wait, that voice, what was it? That
voice message of oh yeah, it's like you have you have? I don't
have you know, you know, you fucking dick dude. That that is
one of the most iconic things that has ever been known. I think I
know that. I feel like in my heart I know that video like word
for word, like if they started, if I started watching that video,
I would immediately remember everything. But I love that video such a classic.
You don't really get that anymore, man, Like, I think it's a
lot of that comedy is from the fact that those microphones sucked so much shit,
Like even at the time, even at the time they suck, it
wasn't like it wasn't like, oh, we we have bad recordings of our
of our audio back then, and it was actually better in the moment than
it was in the recordings. It's like, no, it really did sound
that shitty. No, like it sounded completely horrendous. Like there are some
some people I understand that this is like a very inside baseball and very very
like nerdy, very specific thing to be aware of. But like in like
two thousand and four, two thousand and five, there were a lot of
these Halo two machinemas online that because there were no like people weren't in booths
in person recording audio, all of the voice lines were done through the microphones,
and it is so fucking funny. It is like ten times funnier than
it would be if their audio was clear. And one of my favorite ones
is, uh it's called frequency by I Am Suck, and it's like this
dumb machine where like there's a laser beam that just shouts the new Manuma theme.
It's like very very to that early two thousands, but like the way
that people scream through those microphones is like there's nothing that it's music to my
fucking ears, those old compressed, fucked low bitrate microphones. I have a
channel in one of my discords or specifically my main like friend discord server that
has like a voice channel that has like a really really low bit rate on
purpose just to like emulate it. So capture that bobbies. That's great.
It sounds so funny that one clip. Let me ask you this and then
we should just do like maybe one more and go or something. But uh
yeah, yeah that guy is he's talking ship and then he starts playing inter
Sandman. Oh, you're just jealous. You're just jealous that you're just jealous
of my of my hands because my guitar hands will do something you'll never be
able to do in real life. So uh, yeah, you're gay.
And then he starts playing gay really poorly, like really like the most sound
like a bit because it might be a bit, but like I also feel
like I feel like it's just so authentic still, Like even if it was
a bit, I don't think he I don't think it was a bit with
the intended purpose of being shared necessarily. I think it was genuinely like something
that he thought was funny for the other person to see and so he just
did it. But like I think it's that it's the micro man, it's
great, it's that's that's a great one. That's good ship Enter Sandman xbox
a lot. He doesn't play it that bad. He doesn't play it that
bad. Pretty bad message it's not You're not a guitarist, so I understand
where your barometer is. It's very poorly played, it is. I actually
don't even think it's I'm pretty sure he's playing it in like standard tuning.
It's not very correctly. It's definitely not to correctly. You know, if
he plays you can you at least know what it is, you know,
give him his credit. His timing is so fucked. I love listening.
I love this. I love this fucking message. God damn, there's so
many that you can probably like like, yeah, you're gay, so yet
you're gay. I don't like. The comments on this are are great too.
It's like I don't care if it's completely off key. The pure amount
of confidence and the idea of insult hyphen music cue is amazing. It is
pretty insane, legendary. I'm just I just imagine this guy plugging up his
guitar and pedals and ship with that look on his face like this is gonna
show his ass. I fucking rule love it. He does kind of rush.
Yeah, They're like I love what you rushes because I think because there's
only yeah, there's only like I think you can only record like I think
you can only record like fifteen seconds at that at that time. Yeah,
so he's just like, I gotta grab it in there. I do that
story sometimes where I start seeing that I'm almost out and I'm like, I
gotta start talking faster, and I'm like that came out like ship, Yeah,
you're yay, you get so so good. Yeah, speed up,
let's get let's get out of here. Speeds up at the last like eighth
of a Yeah. It's great. Thank you guys for support and supporting the
show. Our goal today was just to kind of get through a lot of
some of the questions that we usually usually we rant too long to get to,
so we we tried to blitz through a decent number of them. We
want you to get your value, you know, get your question right on
the show and all that. So we hope we still have a lot of
questions left to read still and we're in the middle of the month still,
so we've got we're paced pretty well. One thing I want to notice before
we get or one thing I want to say before we leave today is that
the merch is done, and if you are a patron, you'll be getting
Uh, there's a the store is going to launch, like in mid May,
I think is like a good time to launch it, and that's kind
of like when it's set up to launch. But patrons will get away in
if they have a password. We're not going to say that password here because
that's a Patreon thing. So if you want to jump on that, that'll
be in the coming days that you'll get that password, and then we'll share
the link when ready, so you guys can see what we got up there.
It's a very limited number of things. It's very small. We're just
trying to gauge interest, see what happens, and some of them might be
completely limited by the way. Some of these things might just be open before
the story even launches, and you might have a little little limited edition fucking
stupid shirt that you can't believe exists. I'm really excited about a handful of
them specifically. But yeah, so keep an eye for that. If you're
on the Patreon, keep an eye for that. If you're curious about it
and you're not a patron, jump on because we appreciate you over there,
and yeah, that'll be it. Let's uh. We did talk recently on
a recent Day episode about experimenting with somebody else reading the names, And I'm
curious, Sweeney, if you want to read the names, where's the list
of what? I find the list of them? Never mind, it's already.
The question is if you're already asking how we we're not gonna do it.
We'll we'll do it next time. I got, I got, I
gotta, I gotta, I gotta leave a nine minutes next time. I
got nine minutes, all right, I got nine minutes, all right,
nine minutes. All right, let's you went through. I'm sure you can
do it. Find nine minutes. But I was like the whole setup in
Sweeney doing it. We need more time. We need more time than that.
We need more time than that. Sure, you're doing the next episode
for sure, though it'll be interesting. Active payments paid members twenty five.
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Bernie. Why not just we get at Biden's. Yeah, well yeah,
because it's not Bernie Sanders. Yeah, it's not great. He's not dead
and he's not I mean, I don't know, he fucking he's he's like
not, he's boring, he's not. Remember, I think they've injected him
with steroids because like he doesn't do the same gaps like he used to.
Like, I feel like these people act like he's still getting those same gaps.
I miss them. Remember the ship that like we used to make fun
of him while he was campaigning and ship like his leg hair. Yeah,
And I'm like, these people are acting like he's saying the same ship And
I'm like, you guys are stuck in fucking yesteryear and material. They don't
let him talk. They're just like, listen, you can't be out.
He does just walk slow, like a fucking old man that he is,
And I'm like, whoo. I'm like, this is lame. It's like
a photo of It's like the photo of Clint Eastwood that went around. It's
like Clint Eastwood look so creepy, and it's like he's yeah, he's like
a hundred he's old. Look like like that. He's a cowboy too,
Like he didn't believe in lotion, you know, like god damn, Like
yeah, yeah, yeah, he's not. Like imagine what Trump would look
like if he didn't put on makeup, if he didn't dye his hair,
you know what I'm saying, Like he looks pretty bad though, he would
look pretty bad. Because he doesn't take care of himself like in that way,
like like like Trump does all this stuff to mask how fucking old he
is. Biden doesn't do it. Clint Eastwood doesn't do it because they're not
they're not ashamed of their age. You know, they're fine looking like they
should. They think that's I would I agree to a certain extent. I
would probably put on a long wig that would maybe some rosta ship or something.
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would stretch my face out like this, and I like that. It's like
that, It's way better than botox. Dude, I don't want to put
that nerve killing ship in my face pins. I wanted to parade my body
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yes, it is so bad, that's so stupid, you know what's crazy.
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Like Ed then, like the nineties era rappers, there were some that
were like dog shit that they got a lot of respect and it was something
that were like really truly good. Biggie would be a good rapper by modern
rapping, he would still be an insanely talented rapper because party and Bullshit isn't
that song again? That song is insane. He doesn't on hundred three times
in a row in that song, and I'm like, holy fuck, that's
impressive, dude. Yeah, he's talking about just fucking and hanging out of
the party and doing dumb shit. My favorite Bigge song is one where he
goes like you got no way to hold him, no him. You know.
I just heard. I was just listening to come down and somebody mentioned
that song and Stobby the fact Greek He's like, you know that songs about
my balls, right, And for some reason I thought, like when I
started thinking of the lyrics, and I was like, that is the stupidest
fucking thing I've ever heard of, but it made me laugh out loud.
I gotta the idea of like ironing your ball so that the crease is gone
is fucking wild. That's crazy. There's a bunch of memes and people are
like, there's means peoplere putting their balls and like the deep fryer like fucking
McDonald's like that and being like, oh you can hear the balls fry an
idea of someone I'm going to McDonald's break again getting over the fryer and dipping
their balls and it is crazy to me, like what are you doing?
Yeah, it is kind of one of the dumber things you could do if
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Bud? He's got about the hammers balls, good night. Everyone gotta
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