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Hey, look he's hey, look
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Everybody, Welcome, Welcome to the
Stark Tank Podcast. We'll see you next

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time. Good night, niggas.
I ain't no one's bottom nigga bitch.

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I'll never be a bottom bitch.
I wonder if anybody listened to that and

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genuinely thought for a moment, like, wait, did I just did I

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did I miss? Did I missed
the show? Like just dummies, Like

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they're just stupid as shit, Like
I'd like the idea that someone's really tired

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and they're fencing out of fleeping awakeness
and making their eyes for a moment,

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and that happens, and they're like, did that happen? Anyone? I

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remember? I remember specifically. I
remember when I was young, like I

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can't I was living in Younger,
So it was like either like two thousand

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I think it was like maybe two
thousand and three or two thousand and four.

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I remember going to sleep and like
getting into bed and laying down and

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blinking once, and it was daytime, and it freaked me the fuck out

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because I was like, how did
how is that? I didn't even feel

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rested or anything. I didn't feel
like I got anything out of it.

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I didn't feel like I had gained
something. I felt like I was like

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replaced, almost weird. You did
get what it is? You're not real,

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You're not fucking read. You're a
fucking fake. You're a fake faker.

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You're fake. You're fake fake if
I'm If I'm fake, then it's

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unfortunate that the suffering is so real. Damn that sucks. But uh on

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other news and other news, what
are you talking? I don't know.

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Some shit happened, didn't didn't a
royal make it happened? Nothing die or

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something like that? This is my
royal die? No? How many royal

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died? I don't think anybody who
somebody's royal died? Who's that bitch name?

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Uh? Who did the royal?
Princess? Princess Princess Diana is dead?

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Who's that? Fucking Kate? Kate
middle middle ditch middle middle she was

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like age or something. Doesn't she
just cancer? Why don't you know Kate

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Middleton? Yeah, isn't she the
one that she has aids like she's one

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of the royal the fans, she's
the one that she's the one that married

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the older son. I know that
she's the one that went missing, I

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think yeah, and she was because
she had AIDS. You want to be

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in like the spotlight, and she
was embarrassed at like it's it should be

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so easily treatable, and she just
let it turn in AIDS the fun you

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know, remember that, Like,
actually, is it actually cheatable now?

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Well, it's very it's it's much
it's pretty much you can live comfortably.

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Uh, and it'll be dormant.
Yeah, they much if you literally,

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if you literally just have a Flintstones
gummy every day and you have AIDS,

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you'll be fine. It's actually actually
actually low key. It's a little embarrassing

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that so many people die of AIDS
when it's so like it's such a feeble

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d I think it's what it is
is because people didn't understand what they were

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dealing with. It's kind of like
Gollum, Like if like, if you're

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just sleeping, if you live in
the modern world, then you're just like

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kind of like you're in a nine
to five and in a daily rut,

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and you're just like, ah man, things are boring or whatever, and

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then Gollum crawls up on you in
the middle of the night and strangles you

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to death. I mean, it
can't really be blamed for that because you

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had no real you had no real
reason or awareness that you had to prepare

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for a gollum attack. Chris.
Everybody knows. I'm sure a nine year

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old can sneak up on you and
choke you to death and your sleeping,

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and you would probably just get joked
because be prepared for it. I think

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if a not I think if a
nine year old meant it like a nine

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year old, that's like, I
have to kill you. And it's not

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going to be a nine year to
get hit and run away. It's gonna

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I have to kill you. And
it does. I think you'll probably and

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it was if it really wants to, for dear life, and we're just

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in our bedroom, just lying down
and sleeping, and it comes in and

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it just starts choking us. Right. What I'm saying is I don't know

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what I'm saying is what I'm saying
is you wouldn't. People wouldn't feel so

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like oh man, well like,
yeah, of course, how could he

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have expected a gallum to attack him? But in a world where like a

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lot of people died from gollum attacks, you kind of gets like, oh

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okay, I know what to do. I'll take a flint stones invited and

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to prepare and then you don't have
to deal with the You don't have to

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deal with the gollum kind as is
like ages, like ages, like a

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cold. Now it's like reality,
Barney, I have age. Well,

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Fred, just take a fucking vitamin. You'll be good. Bit take a

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nap, Fred, it'll be gone
by day time. Nigga, shut up.

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I don't care. Barnie my wife. Barney like boy better than what's

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question. This is a question that
I really have a serious and people don't

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think I'm stupid, but I really
think that Barney that like the Honeymooners,

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the two friends were based off Barney
and and Fred. Right. That's why

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some people say, well, it's
it's the reverse. I think I think

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Fred and Barney are based on the
Honeymooners. I have no idea. I

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don't know which came first. I
just don't know. I don't whichever vice

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versa, whichever is too white.
Dude, Dad never watched that ship.

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There was no flavor in it at
all, except for only I think beat

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up his wife. That ship was
dope. I like that. I like

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that because I have an elderly you
stupid bitch, you you fucking say something

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again straight to the mood or and
then and then it just it smashed cuts

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to like the kitchen, and you
just hear a huge echo, just a

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swap, And I was like,
that's fun. That goes hard, dude.

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I like that. It sounds like
it's something cracked, but it's hand

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contact with her fate. There's an
episode, there's an episode of the Honeymoon.

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Damn, there's that episode of the
Honeymoon where he hits her so hard

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and she goes flying through the door
and then she ping pongs around like a

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like a like a like a pinball
around the kitchen for eight straight minutes.

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And it's just her bouncing off of
like hard appliances for eight straight minutes,

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and the audience doesn't say a thing
until the end where she lands and then

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they all scream and applaud the clasp. I love those old shows like that.

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That's why I would always watch.
I would always watch I Love Lucy

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because of all of the domestic violence. Like Fred taught like like taught how

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to beat Lucy. Uh he taught
Ricky how to beat Lucy better, like

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Fred was like, you know,
because like because he was very an important

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show. I don't want to lie
about that, but he was like very

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he was like very like conservative,
you know, like a Cuban, very

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Cuban conservative. And he's like,
I gotta beat this white bitch a little

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bit and show how we throw it
in Cuba. And then Fred's like,

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hold on your little speck. You're
not doing it good enough. See,

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you gotta hit her. You gotta
hit her in the body. You gotta

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hit her in the body so she
can stay pretty. And Mickey from fucking

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Rocky training him. I mean,
hey, it's Fricky. It's it's Rocky,

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but it's Ricky. It's just it's
just it's Mickey. Ricky had to

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beat up Lucy beat up. That's
the whole movie. Like really good,

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like this I Love is a really
important show to me, to my that

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was the first show me and my
grandma like actually watched together as like people.

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Yeah. Actually the first show,
the first show me and my grandmother

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watched together was twenty four hour News
when nine to eleven happened. We were

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just watching it and she's like a
weird conversation. Yeah, well she did

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she was. She just said,
I I I And that's it. That's

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it. That's what she said.
I said, that's it. I really

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I don't really watch DVDs anymore because
obviously, who the fuck has we have?

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Like I have a I have a
detachable fucking you know, you just

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external dis drive, you know,
like because you just don't have them installed

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in computers anymore. But like I
still kind of want one of those multi

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box sets of of I love Hitting
Lucy. I think that would be like

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really cool. Yeah, I think
it would be really nice to have on

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the shelf for something. And it's
just you know, with like an imprint

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of her fucking of Rick's just hand
on her face and like because there's like

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a really iconic photo of her where
she looks all kind of almost air brushing

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away and she looks like really gorgeous, and then just there's this nice fucking

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just slap on her and stuff.
That That's what I miss that, man,

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I really do miss when women knew
their place, you know, when

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they really just kind of like when
when when they just they did ship and

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and then and then they didn't talk
bad or they knew they were literally going

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to the moon, like like the
women suffrage and and feminism and uh and

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whatever fucking I'm gonna start wearing,
Like really, I want to see I

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want to see the I'm just letting
you. I'm letting you go because I

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want to see what the clip is
going to be. I want to see.

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I want to clips this. I
hope so many clips. I'm gonna

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say something and I'm like, I
want to get the manuscrip of people to

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will listen to this podcast. I
don't agree with that period of time,

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but it must have been lit,
you know, like it must have been

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pretty lit, you know, like
meaning you agreed, but you're just trying

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to say like I know, like
like I must have been like, wow,

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this is crazy, Like your friend's
just talking. You're talking to your

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friend and wife comes to interrupts you. You get up, you open hands,

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slap your wife to the floor,
and then your friends cheer you on

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and you're like, wow, I
really did son today. Yeah. It

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really is drinking. It really is
a shame. How much I mean,

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not how much those how much those
jokes have been ruined for me by people

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who I know, Like it's it's
it's it's I can't, I can't laugh

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at it anymore. It just makes
me sad because there are people who are

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going to be stupid. No,
no, no, not that I could

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give a fuck less. Uh,
it's it's more about it's more like it's

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like, god damn it, Like
there are people who laughing along who don't

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get it, who don't get that
it's a get that it's a joke.

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And it bothers me. It bothers
me that like comedies can by people who

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don't get comedy has been whet.
I think it bothers me a little bit.

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I'll tell you one time I was
bothered when there was a movement of

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people. Do you remember when like, uh, people were trying to there

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was the progressive ideologues like this zelup
motherfuckers that were trying to find racism,

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sexism and everything like there was kind
of bored. So they tried to do

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it with metal and no one cared
because they're just like get get, we

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go away. And it didn't.
It didn't work, But so I just

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kind of made a video talking about
it and how fun people were making fun

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of it and ship and I did
a thing where I just had a death

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metal band and I put it over
some footage of Hitler giving one of his

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speeches and it kind of looked like
he was singing or he was screaming along

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to it, and as people were, you know, the ss were marching

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to it or whatever the fuck.
And this one guy DM and he was

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like, oh man, that shit
fucking rules. Can you send that to

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me? And I was like what, Like it wasn't in like the like,

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oh this is funny. He was
like that's fucking cool. And I'm

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like, like, how did you
get here? I was like, get

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it? Just yeah, it makes
me resent. It makes me like resentful.

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It's like I want you and I
want even the sun so bad.

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Like look, look, I know, like I know, like you made,

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you made it right, And it's
like clearly what you made is Hitler

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cingy along thumb metal right, But
it's like, who the fuck is really

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out here? Like yeah, this
sick so dope. It's just it's this

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weird dichotomy where you're like, are
you fucking stupid? Like do you really

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think I a black man would be
like yes, I'm so proud I made

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it. Hitler. Listen to fucking
metal, brother. I can't wait.

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I can't wait to show my bald
white friend, like, what the fuck

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is going on? Yeah? Fu
man, It's it's so weird. There's

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some people. I actually got really
upset this morning. I had one of

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these these moments this morning that of
I'm very I don't show it in the

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show or anything like that. We're
trying to keep it nice and light,

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but I'm very adjacent to like acts
of it activism, and I'm always contemplating,

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like some real shit are going out
and getting acting while this bullshit.

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And I had one of these moments
when I was driving home from uh uh

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what? I took Jojo to work, and I was kind of like,

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what's the point, Like like we
should just all die? Like I had

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one of those moments where there's just
some dumb bullshit that happened that I was

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like, why am I even trying? Or why do it? Why do

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any of us even try? I
had a little moment like a lapse of

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just just burn it all down,
Let let the worst people get elected,

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Let just just just go cares anymore. That's me fifty times an hour like

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that. I would think like that
if I wasn't. But I'm not pussy,

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you see, I'm just not pussy. You're just like armchair fucking nigga

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that doesn't don't ship. But I'm
dog. I'm out about often. I'm

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actually very rarely in the house beating
talking. I'm out doing silly shit.

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I'm out doing silly ship, but
I'm out and about like it's still out

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and about. It's silly ship.
You're just doing and ship. You're just

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everybody. It doesn't it counts.
I'm out about doing shit, but I'm

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going places. I'm meeting niggas,
I'm fucking making friends and fucking forging bonds.

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It's just that it's be a silly
ship like. I'm not gonna deny

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that I'm not doing ship. That's
like really weighing on me. But I'm

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out and about at least. Okay, if that were true, you'd be

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dead. You would have been shot
by the police by now. I'm not

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drawing attention. I'm not drawing attention
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an immediate threat to every police officer
ever, just by you. It's six

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foot. It's crazy. It's crazy
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noticed I this is people are gonna
think I'm kidding. I swear to God

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every time I talked to a cop. A cop literally tender and puts their

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hands on him every I'm not fucking
tall cop every single time, and I'm

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just and I'm just talking to them. That's just are you talking? Why

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are you talking to them? Why
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like that, or just something's going
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cop, what on my phone?
What my phone's dead? What my phone's

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dead? What if I lost my
phone? Chris, you're about then you're

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a fucking idiot who lost his phone, and you deserve to not go to

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wherever it is you were supposed to
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People don't lose their phone one time, one time, one time, I

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swear to God, Lily lost their
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Burbank, New California. So it
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I'm gonna let the cops know if
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I was like, Lily, I'm
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while I'm here. She talked to
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posture erected a little bit, and
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I was like, that's crazy.
That's I'm so far away from him,

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I'm not gonna look at him,
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What are you looking at a gorilla? They think you want to challenge him.

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So I just looked the way in
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I just gotta act like I'm not
here soldier right now. Take you out,

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dude. You gotta be careful of
that ship. That Winter Soldier scene

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is so fun. I know that
didn't mean it, but that's such a

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funny fucking scene. Where is this
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he's sweating, and he's like that
out of context is so funny. Where

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fucking somebody even put like of Cap
just got on frozen. He didn't know

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about the civil rights movement, so
he's looking at that black in the fucking

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elevator. Shit is so good.
He just like, what are you doing

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here? Speaking of dumb ass people
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there were some people that were like
genuinely upset, like as if I'm like,

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do you not I It's just it's
such an obvious joke that you want

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to kill those people that just can't
possibly understand what's happening because like, because

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that joke is super is a super
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character. It's funny, but it
also is really the idea this person and

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not an upstanding citizen, and it
wouldn't be funny. It's funny. It's

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just hilarious. It's like you're making
Cameter. That's so not right to Captain

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b About the same time as like
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only thing like it was. I
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First of all, you can't be
you can't be disrespectful. You can't be

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disrespectful to Captain America because it's not
real. There's nothing you can't I wonder

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how he's gonna feel about it.
No, not really character, that's stupid.

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That's a dumb opinion. Who's being
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it's not a little person being but
like you can just respect the character,

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you can. That is that's a
the character exists. As much as it's

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not a real thing, it still
does exist. That's insane, that's wild.

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It's a wild thing. The character
exist and that is the real person.

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But like the anything in the world. The idea that anything could be

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disrespectful to a piece of fiction is
insane to me, Like, like,

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that is not what is there left? What is there too? What is

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there to? What are you talking
about the idea of the thing, what

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was created by the thing being created
in its own That's yeah, but we

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respect only is valuable if it can
be perceived by the people, Like it's

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not sup perceived respect you can,
Super America can't, but the person that

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created Captain America and way can,
right, He's so dumb, that's stupid

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dead. It's two different things,
that's true. But it's like the people

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that let me ask you, let
me ask you something. If something is

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understand what you're If you are disrespectful
to the character of Captain America, are

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you being or the character specifically,
are you being disrespectful to the person who

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created him? Uh? Inherently to
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So it's not exactly the same,
not exactly the same, but you

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can still be disrespect That's like saying
you can't be respectful to like I don't

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know, like because because once things
come into content, like yes, it

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may not be a physical thing,
but it still has like the people that

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care about it make it its real
as if it was a thing that exists,

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walked in and walked around. Right, So you're disrespectle that lived their

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lives by respecting it. Yeah,
you're disrespect wild statement. You're disrespecting.

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See it's not what like say if
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say a lot of times that words
are important, like the way that we

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use them, and saying disrespecting this
thing, this abstract concept is like kind

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of silly. But if you're disrespecting
the people that revere this concept, that

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makes sense, Like that actually makes
sense really, and then you're disrespecting the

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people that that revere Captain America,
that is true. But if you're being

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like you're disrespecting Captain America, that's
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is saying, yeah, okay,
I agree with your your the right words.

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Why is yes, you are right
directly revert like literally in word structure.

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Yes you're correct using the right words. But it's like the idea what

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I'm saying is that like there's a
character that's built a certain way, you

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know, and like if you're like
it's like if Marvel made a thing where

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Captain America was saying me and word
fifty times in ten minutes that it's huge

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respectful the Captain America, the character
is not. It is because the person

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and black people as well. It
is also dispects just differentiated. And then

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you just kind of like completely shat
on that idea. I would just be

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confused. I'd be like, bro, that's I laugh and foremost I laughed,

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so I'm like, damn, bro, he says words better than other

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people better. It's clearly not.
There's a difference between like when you are

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just respected, I'm not. I'm
not the person to find that for because

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I love those things, but I
also love absurdist, racist comedy. So

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I'm not the guy to be like, hey, you know, like that's

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not funny and I'll cry about it
because like think, like my grandma is

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like practically losing her life right now, and if something had a really funny

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edit of my grandma losing her life
that was truly funny, truly action hilarious,

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I would probably crack a laugh at
it. I would cry, but

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I would also crack a laugh at
it because I think funny things beat everything

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else. It's like if it's funny. It's funny, you know, Yeah,

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But like there are some people that
are like they stand by things that

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bother them so much that they're like, yeah, and they suck. No,

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that's never a joke. They never
a joke. I think I think

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they they I think they just I
think metaphorically they suck the biggest cocks,

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because like, what what is it
like? Life? Dude? Life is

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about fucking joy and laughter like that
is universal in fucking humans. And if

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they don't get that, if there
are some things that they feel like that

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are off fucking limits that like the
so off limits, I feel like they

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have to rope themselves off of so
much of humanity, because so much of

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humanity he thrives off of dark humor
to get them through the hardest times.

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And if people don't understand it,
they pretend to act like they don't understand

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that. Like, fuck those people. I always say, do yourself a

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favor and isolate yourself then trying to
police everybody else. It's as simple as

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that. If there's something I don't
like personally and I'm like, I really

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can't fucking take this, I am
not gonna lash out at all, y'all.

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I'm going to fucking remove myself from
the situation everybody, physically, emotionally,

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verbally, everybody, and then that
cop will shoot you that I had

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one good lash out. I had
one good lash out. Though, Wow,

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it's a It's like in this we
were talking about racist Wolverine has come

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up a couple of times in our
in our podcast, and I feel like

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because in the same way, there's
probably a lot of people that love Wolverine

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that are like, how fucking dare
you? He would never because obviously the

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character Wolverine, how of course he
would never be fucking raised. But that's

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so much better. I don't know, man, I a good point.

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I just think he I think he
doesn't like black people, and he fed

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aside his Japanese people. Bro.
And there's literal, there's probably comics to

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prove my point, guy, did
you get my point? Prove? Did

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you see so I rewatched the X
Man animated series. Did you see when

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they introduced Yodiko, Bro, she
is fucking yellow as a crayon? It's

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fucking side. Why would she not
be? Though? I don't know,

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of course, it's it's I don't
know who that fucking character is at all.

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That doesn't even sound like a real
person. I was Wolverine's ex wife,

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lady death Strike, Oh death strike, No, never mind, I'm

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strong, but like you know before, she's deaf strike. It's Jodiko,

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Okay, it's was that his ex
wife. Wasn't his ex wife? Or

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no, that's not his ex wife? Right? Did they get married?

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That's not Dakin's mom, right,
Dakon's mom is someone else? I don't

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know. I don't, I don't, I'm not. I'm not gonna on

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the fly. This is not gonna
be good for me to try to think

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about that. Someone's like you,
dumb black, you didn't You didn't know

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that, dude every time? So
like I just did. Uh. I

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was just looking at the uh.
I was reading some of the old March

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thread right for the questions and some
of the things like I love it,

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I love it, and I know
it's in the comment sections a lot too.

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It's just the people that can't help
themselves and they get upset. That's

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the those people, the ones that
get upset when, like we say some

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wrong shit because obviously we're gonna stay
wrong stuff all the time we're doing this

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sit on the fly. And then
the people that are. They're fucking upset.

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Though it's not like a hey,
quick correction here and it's like,

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oh, good to know, thanks. It's like you fucking imbeciles and I'm

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like, not even in a joking
way, and I'm like, yo,

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calm down, man, I'm sorry. Like like I feel like they like

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we do a live show and this
motherfucker's gonna pull out a nine and he'd

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be like you you you son of
and I'm like, dude, I'm sorry,

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and then bam they kill even though
I'm the one that said something wrong.

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They shoot Chris. I feel like
gonna happen. They never would never

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I would never be I would never
be that lucky. Would you would just

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be you just be frighteningly disabled afterwards. That's very but you have all your

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mental faculties. You want to be
able to translate anything through your body.

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It would kill someone that like profoundly
yeah, it would be like yeah,

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it would like you really care about
that might be at the show. It

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would like ricochet off of outside of
the building and then like kill weird al

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somehow and like like nothing and like
and like ruined Lady Gaga's vocal cords.

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It would be like, whatever do
you kill my fault? I didn't just

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get hit by the bullet. I'm
like, damn dude, Like lady Ahead,

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like her big ass nose. I
think like I've always wanted to put

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my penis in like a large nose, and I feel like hers is just

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large enough to where I can,
like, you know, start stuffing it

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in there, and then you just
I think we've talked about that, you

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put your penis and on start growing. Yeah, she's the prime candidate.

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Let's let's get we gotta get.
We gotta blitz. We got blitzy questions.

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Okay, fair enough, we got
blitzy questions, right, so that's

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what the whole let's go. Yeah, yah, we should we should,

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we should do it, all right, Danny Danny dick feet, Oh all

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right, hello, funny podcast.
A quick question, why don't patreon uploads?

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Well wait, why don't patreon What? Why don't patreon uploads get video

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or thumbnails? That's all just a
genuine point of curiosity. Uh, I

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don't remember if I when I was
uploading him. I don't know if I

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remember doing thumbnails for the Patreon upload. I don't remember if I did that.

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But the reason why, there's no
video uploads. The reason, Yeah,

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the reason why we don't do the
video on Patreon is because we don't.

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Generally speaking, I don't like a
video link going up privately and then

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like arbitrarily becoming public at some point
and like fucks with it, just kind

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of fucks with the channel in a
way that I really don't like. So

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I'd rather just kind of have the
Once the video is out, it's out

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for everybody who would want to see
it, and that might as well just

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be the free feeds. And that's
why that's set up. As far as

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like thumbnails, I honestly think it's
just kind of like a Patreon thing where

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like it it Uh I did I
up? Did I used to upload the

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thumbnails on Patreon? I can't remember. Yeah, I don't know, don't

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I don't remember. I mean that
would be an easy look, but I

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don't remember that being the k's But
yeah, I like that. I don't

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know the because I mean, first
of all, the thumb because the idea

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of the the whole idea of the
thumbnails is essentially for like the free feeds,

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which is like, yeah, because
the patrons already fucking you already.

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It's kind of like, say,
even with the the the the Patron exclusive

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audio feed for like the one dollar
tier that doesn't have the the intro y'all,

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fucking y'all, you've been here for
a long time, you you like,

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like say, it's just one of
those things where it's like, if

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you want it, I could throw
it on there. But I'm just thinking

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of it more in the way that
I consumed Patron stuff for a very long

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time, where it's a little bit
more bare bones because you're here for the

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fucking the meat and potatoes and not
the little extra bells and whistles on top

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that's for like other extra eyes you
know, to get like other people try

404
00:27:36.799 --> 00:27:40.799
to get interested in the show.
Stuff like that. So it's more of

405
00:27:40.880 --> 00:27:44.559
just been like for that where you
know, if I'm paying for a product,

406
00:27:44.599 --> 00:27:47.799
I'm gonna consume it like no matter, like, I'm gonna consume it

407
00:27:48.039 --> 00:27:51.000
whether there's a thumbnail in on it
or not or some shit like that.

408
00:27:51.119 --> 00:27:53.200
So it's kind of been in that
line of thinking. But if there was

409
00:27:53.240 --> 00:27:56.640
like a handful of niggas being like, ah, like what the fuck,

410
00:27:56.720 --> 00:28:00.519
then I just be like okay,
fine, Like fuck, it's it's really

411
00:28:00.559 --> 00:28:06.759
not like it's just me adding the
stuff this time instead of doing it next

412
00:28:06.759 --> 00:28:10.519
time. You know, it's it's
really not a problem. Uh you know,

413
00:28:11.400 --> 00:28:15.920
but thank you, thank you for
the question. Yeah, what is

414
00:28:15.960 --> 00:28:19.400
it? What is this? What
is this? Jesus Christ? Uh try

415
00:28:19.440 --> 00:28:22.880
finger but hole and he says,
Sweeney and Derek, what are your thoughts

416
00:28:22.880 --> 00:28:27.559
on the new Good Times trailer?
The fuck is that? I'm sorry,

417
00:28:29.039 --> 00:28:37.039
they're making a new good Time sto. They're bringing it back good Time,

418
00:28:37.359 --> 00:28:45.880
sucking on my babies good Times.
Oh it's the Seth MacFarland one. Right,

419
00:28:48.240 --> 00:28:51.680
it is an animated good I'm not
okay with this. It's an animated

420
00:28:51.680 --> 00:28:56.839
good Time. Seth MacFarlane. Yeah, Seth MacFarland. Uh, yeah,

421
00:28:56.880 --> 00:29:03.079
that's right. So here's the thing. Who the flying fuck asks for this?

422
00:29:04.839 --> 00:29:08.400
Like, no, seriously, it
is I mean this and I mean

423
00:29:08.400 --> 00:29:14.880
this, no hyper ball in the
entire world. Do you think there was

424
00:29:14.960 --> 00:29:18.799
one person that was like, man, I wish there was a modern day

425
00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:26.400
animated Good Times on Netflix. Like
it feels wildly racist. No, like

426
00:29:26.400 --> 00:29:33.279
this, this feels like this feels
like something a white man pitched and black

427
00:29:33.279 --> 00:29:36.720
people had to say yes to.
They needed their jobs. They were like,

428
00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:38.960
yeah, I guess look at look
at the top comment that I have

429
00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:42.559
here, It says, dear black
celebs, it's okay to turn down certain

430
00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:47.640
work, especially if you're dignating an
integnity at at stake. This ain't it?

431
00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:52.039
Animators? How many negative stereotypes do
you want this show? In this

432
00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:55.920
show? And then the producers just
say yes, like so fucking all of

433
00:29:55.920 --> 00:30:00.160
them? Uh yeah, so pretty
much people are not filling this as I'm

434
00:30:00.160 --> 00:30:03.240
looking at the common sections. Uh
again, Like I said, who the

435
00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:07.279
fuck asked for this? You know
what I would have expected before this?

436
00:30:07.319 --> 00:30:14.119
The original Good Times had had it
had its problems in the display of black

437
00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:18.039
people, but that's because of the
time. Brother. Nobody asked for this,

438
00:30:18.240 --> 00:30:21.920
Like, no one asked for what
if? What if they drop back

439
00:30:21.960 --> 00:30:23.680
fucking the Jeffersons? Would it?
Did anybody? No one would ask for

440
00:30:23.680 --> 00:30:26.559
that either. It's just like it
doesn't matter, Like nobody fucking when they

441
00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:30.599
didn't want that show, aren't here
no more, they're not They're not here.

442
00:30:30.599 --> 00:30:34.599
It's like and it's like right,
It's it's like when they did that

443
00:30:34.680 --> 00:30:38.359
dramatic Fresh Prince of bel Air reboot, It's like, why somebody's gonna do

444
00:30:38.400 --> 00:30:44.279
this? I didn't want that?
Which one that was my favorite sitcom.

445
00:30:44.440 --> 00:30:47.640
I was like, I mean,
bro, I just somebody was just talking

446
00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:51.920
about revisiting Independence State two that we
did, and I think about that ship.

447
00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:55.519
I think about you know, the
fucking Uncle Phil and all that ship.

448
00:30:56.799 --> 00:31:02.319
There's a I'm not gonna go anyway. But yeah, I was just

449
00:31:02.440 --> 00:31:04.920
as much as I love that show, it just even if the old cast

450
00:31:04.960 --> 00:31:07.880
returned, I'd be like, no, I mean, obviously, James Avery,

451
00:31:08.119 --> 00:31:11.240
you know, his return would be
pretty awkward. It would be very

452
00:31:11.279 --> 00:31:15.640
awkward if he returned. But uh, you know if if he returned to

453
00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:19.440
it, it wasn't like zombie his
back. It's crazy. Ell Smith is

454
00:31:19.480 --> 00:31:23.000
older than James Avery was during the
show. Now that is wild. It's

455
00:31:23.000 --> 00:31:26.960
crazy that, like, that's crazy. Time moves, Time moves and the

456
00:31:26.960 --> 00:31:30.720
thing that I don't like now,
to be fair, he pulls it off.

457
00:31:30.759 --> 00:31:33.480
Well. I'm like saying Eminem or
something where when he dyes his hair

458
00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:37.920
and stuff, he looks pretty good. I'm looking at some of the older

459
00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:40.119
heads that are in the game that
are just doing things right. Now.

460
00:31:40.119 --> 00:31:42.920
You look at Eminem's dyed beard,
he looks fucking weird, but like Eminem's

461
00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:47.960
dyed beard looks Eminem with facial hair
in general, looks real. Eminem with

462
00:31:48.119 --> 00:31:52.359
dark hair looks dumb. To be
on the him with facial hair looks really

463
00:31:52.440 --> 00:31:55.440
dumb. He needs to go super
Saiyan again. I think his music would

464
00:31:55.440 --> 00:31:57.799
be better if he went super Sayan, I truly believe that. I really

465
00:31:57.880 --> 00:32:01.759
think the Eminem. I think Emine
the past date. Of course, I

466
00:32:01.839 --> 00:32:07.480
think. I think he's a human. Yeah, he's not slim shit.

467
00:32:07.559 --> 00:32:10.000
He retired slim shady so long ago. I feel like the slim shady I

468
00:32:10.039 --> 00:32:15.200
was just actually so I used the
song bitch Please too and my story recently

469
00:32:15.440 --> 00:32:19.519
because somebody did. Have you seen
because Trump's in court right now, right

470
00:32:19.559 --> 00:32:22.640
He's doing some stuff and the debates
thing, have you heard of all the

471
00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:25.720
fucking stupid debates. They're like,
hey, Biden, don't debate Trump,

472
00:32:27.039 --> 00:32:30.359
and it's like, no debate him, so he can't come with there has

473
00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:35.000
a court date, so he can't
make it. So it's all that shit's

474
00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:38.119
going on. And I used I
used the one of those songs when the

475
00:32:38.200 --> 00:32:42.079
Eminem songs from the Marshall Mathers LP. So I started, I stayed and

476
00:32:42.119 --> 00:32:45.680
listened to a little bit more songs
from there and I'm just like, it's

477
00:32:45.720 --> 00:32:51.960
so the ship that it's like listening
to this podcast that fucking that that album,

478
00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:53.720
like the type of ship that he
would say on there, And I'm

479
00:32:53.720 --> 00:32:58.559
like, damn, I wish,
but I get it it after a while.

480
00:32:58.640 --> 00:33:02.480
Some people just they like, I'll
never grow out of my immaturity thing,

481
00:33:04.119 --> 00:33:06.720
but a lot of people do.
There's a lot of people that do,

482
00:33:06.759 --> 00:33:07.240
and you just kind of have to
accept it. You know, it's

483
00:33:07.240 --> 00:33:10.400
pretty whack in my opinion, but
what are you gonna do? I definitely

484
00:33:10.519 --> 00:33:14.000
had. There's definitely things I don't
find funny anymore that I used to find

485
00:33:14.039 --> 00:33:19.319
funny. M I don't know,
definitely like for me, definitely, I'm

486
00:33:19.319 --> 00:33:23.279
sure I can find a just people
that's really just people. That's really a

487
00:33:23.319 --> 00:33:27.559
lot of people ruining things for you, though, I feel like I don't

488
00:33:27.559 --> 00:33:30.480
think it's necessarily really. I used
to be able to laugh like like I

489
00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:34.039
used to be able to laugh at
disable with people that's laugh like. I

490
00:33:34.079 --> 00:33:37.400
used to be like, yeah's funny. Then like I grew a soul and

491
00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:39.559
I was like, Yo, this
is not funny at all. I still

492
00:33:39.640 --> 00:33:44.440
laugh at it like a good disabled
joke. For sure. I actually grow

493
00:33:44.720 --> 00:33:49.759
there's a there's a when I'm watching
a Discovery plum. I watched the Discovery

494
00:33:49.759 --> 00:33:52.279
Plus, I'll watch that night with
my wife and there will be this like

495
00:33:52.400 --> 00:33:58.519
guy that's running for something in in
in Nevada, and it's like, I

496
00:33:58.559 --> 00:34:05.279
shouldn't be laughing, but this he
looks like he looks like Walton Goggins and

497
00:34:05.400 --> 00:34:13.000
fucking fallout like he's a bird victim. I can't fucking it's so not like

498
00:34:13.280 --> 00:34:19.280
right to laugh. But it's just
unfortunate timing that this show shows up and

499
00:34:19.320 --> 00:34:23.840
then there's this dude campaigning and I'm
like, oh no, I can laugh

500
00:34:24.159 --> 00:34:29.440
at it when it's not the like
if if it's not proven yet, you

501
00:34:29.480 --> 00:34:34.159
know, Elon, I can laugh
at Elon all day, Elon all day.

502
00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:36.800
It's not like we know, but
like we don't know, you know,

503
00:34:36.920 --> 00:34:38.639
like no one said exactly what it
is. But the moment I'm like,

504
00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:44.079
ah, damn, someone's really going
through that. I don't get this.

505
00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:47.519
He's trying to say, if once
you're properly medically diagnosed with something,

506
00:34:47.519 --> 00:34:51.679
then for some reason, it gets
less funny. It gets less funny to

507
00:34:51.760 --> 00:34:54.280
me, dude, I will fund
man, I want to. I don't

508
00:34:54.320 --> 00:34:59.880
care if they told me, oh, Elon Musk has ultra autism and downs,

509
00:35:00.039 --> 00:35:02.559
I would still fucking overhand right to
the fucking jaw. I don't give

510
00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:08.119
a fuck that's correct. Due did
you see him posing for that? Fucking

511
00:35:08.519 --> 00:35:15.880
I whan he was posing doing all
those stupid dorky poses. I wanted to

512
00:35:15.960 --> 00:35:21.360
beat the like I I wanted to
learn capuera and like kick him as hard

513
00:35:21.400 --> 00:35:23.559
as I can with as much force, you know, like this crack his

514
00:35:23.760 --> 00:35:28.920
skull like that can kick them so
hard my fucking heel shatters. Because I

515
00:35:28.960 --> 00:35:32.320
was just like it was so fucking
just nerdy. It's so like in a

516
00:35:32.360 --> 00:35:37.800
way that I'm like this guy,
I can't this is too much. That's

517
00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:42.960
too much, man, there's too
much. Like just pose, just pose

518
00:35:43.039 --> 00:35:47.480
like a fucking regular person. He's
like he's like going, like what he

519
00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:51.880
doing? I don't know. I
just feel like some people like that just

520
00:35:51.920 --> 00:35:53.159
need to be you know, taken
out back a little bit and then they'll

521
00:35:53.199 --> 00:35:57.960
kind of straighten out. You know, Yo, they're a little they're a

522
00:35:57.960 --> 00:36:00.239
little they're a little wrinkly. They
just need to be straighten out a little

523
00:36:00.280 --> 00:36:04.119
bit. That's all. Oh,
like, imagine how much how much better

524
00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:07.199
would Twitter slash x be if you
know this dude was kind of taken out

525
00:36:07.239 --> 00:36:08.880
back a little bit behind the shed, kind of straightened out a little bit.

526
00:36:08.920 --> 00:36:14.039
You probably you'd probably run a lot
smoother. Oh, you're right,

527
00:36:14.440 --> 00:36:17.719
I probably should stop letting a bunch
of neo Nazis come back and be unsuspended.

528
00:36:19.000 --> 00:36:22.239
That's probably a good idea. Sorry, sorry, important, Sorry about

529
00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:24.320
that. Derek. You know,
I know, I know your account still

530
00:36:24.320 --> 00:36:28.639
suspended and all you did was just
make a stupid joke at Trump's expense.

531
00:36:28.679 --> 00:36:34.559
But uh, you know it's just
I value new Nazis much more than you,

532
00:36:34.599 --> 00:36:37.519
and I'm like, uh, you
know, literally he does. Should

533
00:36:37.559 --> 00:36:42.440
blitter through some some more of these. Of course, we got plenty of

534
00:36:42.440 --> 00:36:45.719
time. Come come, Dowsing com
served and come as I want you to

535
00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:50.199
come. Wrote in he says,
hello, slurs. What's your dream car?

536
00:36:51.239 --> 00:36:52.760
I know Chris will just say a
new Toyota Camra. So this is

537
00:36:52.760 --> 00:36:59.599
mainly for Sween and Derek. I
wouldn't get a Camri a dream car at

538
00:36:59.639 --> 00:37:01.760
Toyota Camera. That'd be fucking sadity. Yeah, I don't have a dream

539
00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:05.199
car. There's no such thing as
a dream card to me, because cars

540
00:37:05.239 --> 00:37:07.400
are a nightmare to me, Like
I think, I think the fact that

541
00:37:07.440 --> 00:37:13.880
cars exist by themselves is in and
of itself a nightmare scenario. So like

542
00:37:13.960 --> 00:37:16.360
I I don't have a dream car. The dreamiest car that I could have

543
00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:20.079
is the card that I have to
put up with. The least that's my

544
00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:22.039
dream car is the card that I
have to work on the least. The

545
00:37:22.079 --> 00:37:24.880
car that falls apart the least I
could give a fuck less like what it

546
00:37:24.880 --> 00:37:28.639
looks. I never understand people who
buy these really expensive cars and then drive

547
00:37:28.639 --> 00:37:30.159
them out places, because that just
makes you a fucking target to me,

548
00:37:30.679 --> 00:37:36.119
because I sincerely like when I see
a nice car, I don't do it,

549
00:37:37.159 --> 00:37:40.079
but I think about just dragging my
keys across it, like I think

550
00:37:40.079 --> 00:37:45.199
about every single time, every single
time I think about it. I don't

551
00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:47.480
do it, But like why because
I just think, like the audacity,

552
00:37:47.800 --> 00:37:53.719
the audacity of like driving something that
ostentatious out in the public square when people

553
00:37:53.760 --> 00:37:59.280
are like fighting, they can't own
home that much of a hater. Imagine

554
00:37:59.320 --> 00:38:05.199
having that much a hater's blood.
It's respectable hater energy. It's it's so

555
00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:09.280
on a like a high level of
hater energy. I respect that, like

556
00:38:09.440 --> 00:38:13.960
because if I saw like a Bentley, right, I would be annoyed.

557
00:38:13.960 --> 00:38:15.719
I wouldn't want to key it or
anything like that, but it is a

558
00:38:15.760 --> 00:38:20.000
fucking annoying to see some dumb ass
with like a house on wheels, where

559
00:38:20.000 --> 00:38:22.920
it's like, oh, that's like
somebody could live in a house and be

560
00:38:22.920 --> 00:38:25.079
super grateful and just I'm just gonna
have a dumb fucking car, Like yeah,

561
00:38:25.119 --> 00:38:30.360
that does annoy me, but i'd
rather instead of I think I'm more

562
00:38:30.360 --> 00:38:34.519
cynical instead of like king the motherfuckers. I almost feel like dragging them out

563
00:38:34.519 --> 00:38:37.400
of the car and beating them would
be more satisfactory, you know what I

564
00:38:37.440 --> 00:38:42.079
mean, Like just I feel like
I don't really care about the object itself,

565
00:38:42.159 --> 00:38:45.480
but the person that's driving it that
you know they're If someone's driving a

566
00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:50.079
car like super expensive over one hundred
k, you know they're they're just a

567
00:38:50.119 --> 00:38:55.800
fucking dickhead. Like there's no way
around it. I would say with certainty.

568
00:38:55.880 --> 00:38:59.480
You know, I was watching this
video recently. Unless somebody gives me

569
00:38:59.480 --> 00:39:06.320
a hundred K Carl, I'll gladly
accept it. There's cat eating a mouse

570
00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:08.400
that I saw, you know,
and the cat was like every time it

571
00:39:08.480 --> 00:39:13.079
was biting the mouse and get here
it crunching on the mouse's bones and the

572
00:39:13.159 --> 00:39:16.119
cat was happy doing it. I
would want to do that to those people,

573
00:39:16.880 --> 00:39:22.400
just like I don't want to just
assume them, just consume them,

574
00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:24.599
because I just I just I feel
like that is the most ultimate fear.

575
00:39:24.639 --> 00:39:29.000
I feel like everything, Like I
feel like fighting somebody's one thing. But

576
00:39:29.119 --> 00:39:34.039
once they start opening their mouth and
it gets a little too big and it's

577
00:39:34.119 --> 00:39:36.039
trying to bite you, it's like, oh, it's a different thing,

578
00:39:36.199 --> 00:39:37.880
and I want to do that to
them. I want to be terrified while

579
00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:43.039
I'm eating them. But do you
have a dream car? Oh? Yeah

580
00:39:43.039 --> 00:39:47.239
that? Oh yeah, I don't
know, like a wheelchair with like rockets

581
00:39:47.239 --> 00:39:52.719
on the back, right yeah,
or like freeze this chair, you know

582
00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:58.960
what I mean. Like it's never, it's never like Fanos floating chair.

583
00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:04.760
My dream car. My dream car
is the saying ship that Goku crashes in

584
00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:09.000
the podol Pod. I like those
things, but I really do like an

585
00:40:09.079 --> 00:40:15.119
unsecured, regular fucking wheelchair with rockets
on them so where you can't even fucking

586
00:40:15.239 --> 00:40:21.960
steer it or nothing. That's amazing. It probably wouldn't be so much crazy.

587
00:40:22.960 --> 00:40:24.760
I mean, thinking about the physics
of rockets strapped to a wheelchair.

588
00:40:24.800 --> 00:40:28.400
It probably wouldn't even like I don't
even know if it would. I don't

589
00:40:28.400 --> 00:40:30.800
even know if it would move it. I feel like it would just explode

590
00:40:30.000 --> 00:40:36.280
and just fall apart, like well, like you you gotta put wings on

591
00:40:36.320 --> 00:40:38.599
it if you wanted to ascend,
Like that's it. Other than that,

592
00:40:38.599 --> 00:40:40.719
that's the rule. I'm just going
off a ramp. It's always going.

593
00:40:40.760 --> 00:40:44.880
That's always going off a ramp.
So I'll just be like, take me,

594
00:40:45.159 --> 00:40:50.800
just go off the ramp and I'll
go up. I love that idea,

595
00:40:51.440 --> 00:40:54.960
and then I blow up. It
always explodes. I used to I

596
00:40:55.039 --> 00:40:59.039
used to really like muscle cars,
like a gto, like a gt O

597
00:40:59.159 --> 00:41:02.920
Judge, like like a sixty nine
or something. But realistically, I don't

598
00:41:02.920 --> 00:41:06.920
think I would ever unless I made
a ton of money. I would never

599
00:41:06.960 --> 00:41:13.360
get anything that just drank gas like
in that way again. But I do

600
00:41:13.519 --> 00:41:16.119
just want a bigger I used to
have a lifted Tahoe that was I bought

601
00:41:16.119 --> 00:41:21.639
it from my brother in law,
which I liked having big things because I

602
00:41:21.679 --> 00:41:25.119
don't there's so many dangerous pieces of
shit on the road that I do want

603
00:41:25.119 --> 00:41:30.239
a bigger car just to protect myself
better, and like I'm in the tiniest

604
00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:34.159
fucking car right now, I'm in
a Fiesta and like that ship, You're

605
00:41:34.199 --> 00:41:37.719
you're a whole, You're fucked anything, it's you're fucking You're done. Dude.

606
00:41:37.920 --> 00:41:38.960
Yeah, I remember me, Me
and my dad used to like when

607
00:41:38.960 --> 00:41:43.519
we we would drive every every summer, we would pick some random da in

608
00:41:43.519 --> 00:41:45.880
the middle of Guni. We would
drive down the highway and just like throw

609
00:41:45.239 --> 00:41:51.880
throw hundreds of forks onto the middle
of the road. It was a cool

610
00:41:51.880 --> 00:41:53.599
It's a nice bonding experience, yea. So we would just sit and we

611
00:41:53.599 --> 00:41:58.159
would put PLoP out lawn chairs and
we would just like sit and watch people

612
00:41:58.199 --> 00:42:00.519
swerve off the road and off the
bridge. Look at sun. We got

613
00:42:00.519 --> 00:42:07.679
it some time. Via Kong's fucking
their offensive. We gotta we gotta get

614
00:42:07.639 --> 00:42:13.760
I didn't know what it was about. We're not in Vietnam. Shut shut

615
00:42:13.800 --> 00:42:17.239
the fuck you know what Vietnam was? I just I thought, yeah,

616
00:42:17.280 --> 00:42:20.960
I thought the viet Cong. I
thought the viet Cong were just was slang

617
00:42:21.000 --> 00:42:30.239
for other drivers a viet Cong.
All right, Gears ex warrior wrote in

618
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:32.199
it. So it's not really a
question, but it would be cool if

619
00:42:32.239 --> 00:42:36.840
you were my mouthpiece. Attention everyone, I want to host a Gears three

620
00:42:36.840 --> 00:42:39.400
Hoard session and I want volunteers.
All who have it messaged me on the

621
00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:43.119
discord Chris Swen, Derek. You
can join if you want, uh,

622
00:42:43.320 --> 00:42:45.599
if you're feeling it or not busy. I don't like Gears or three hoard,

623
00:42:45.679 --> 00:42:47.480
but I wish you well. I
wish you. I wish you a

624
00:42:47.480 --> 00:42:51.679
good time. I don't have that. I shouldn't say I don't like it.

625
00:42:51.719 --> 00:42:55.159
I just like it. Say I
like it significantly less uh than Gears

626
00:42:55.239 --> 00:42:58.719
two. And it's it's actually why
I don't like that new that there's like

627
00:42:58.760 --> 00:43:00.440
a Horde mode adjacent thing and destiny
that I was looking into and I was

628
00:43:00.440 --> 00:43:05.280
like this, this is gearcely Horde, and I don't this isn't no,

629
00:43:05.599 --> 00:43:08.559
this is not it's more tower defense
than Horde. Yeah, I hate tower

630
00:43:08.559 --> 00:43:12.320
defense. Like, yeah, they
added they added some extra ship to it

631
00:43:12.360 --> 00:43:14.639
that makes it a little tower.
Yeah, that's right. Did you guys

632
00:43:14.679 --> 00:43:20.119
play Beast though I don't remember.
Yeah, that was when you that was

633
00:43:20.159 --> 00:43:22.599
when you played. That was when
you played with the enemies, right,

634
00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:27.079
Yeah, he was get the Berserk
and it just bug the fuck out.

635
00:43:27.079 --> 00:43:31.760
I love playing making people like because
there's so much touching. They're so twitchy

636
00:43:31.760 --> 00:43:36.239
and angry. They just fucking last
out and run people and I love it.

637
00:43:36.599 --> 00:43:38.880
I just love that. Like thing
blowed, Like you're not running that

638
00:43:39.039 --> 00:43:45.679
fast for people to explode, so
funny. Yeah, you ran pretty reasonably

639
00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:49.559
slowly actually, Like I feel like
he like the Preserver probably runs maybe like

640
00:43:49.719 --> 00:43:53.079
thirteen miles an hour maybe anything like
that. Like it's like a it's like

641
00:43:53.119 --> 00:43:58.000
a reasonable and then like people just
pop when they the second they make contact

642
00:43:58.039 --> 00:44:04.599
with him. That's so fun.
Like he has like an always before they

643
00:44:04.719 --> 00:44:07.119
run, they like they do the
left and right and then they run forward

644
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:12.519
every time. Yeah, God,
I missed those games. Yeah, I

645
00:44:12.519 --> 00:44:17.199
don't again. I will do that. I would play if they if it's

646
00:44:17.239 --> 00:44:21.519
available on Steam, if it when
it becomes available on Steam, I'll fucking

647
00:44:21.559 --> 00:44:24.559
i'll do it. It's probably never
gonna have blood, probably, I don't

648
00:44:24.599 --> 00:44:28.079
know, but it happened yet.
It is probably never gonna happen blood.

649
00:44:28.159 --> 00:44:31.440
That's true, Yeah, probably,
Bruce. Although I hear I've been hearing

650
00:44:31.599 --> 00:44:37.760
rumblings of a Gear's announcement this this
uh summer. I don't know what it

651
00:44:37.800 --> 00:44:39.199
is, but I would assume.
I mean, people have been asking for

652
00:44:39.199 --> 00:44:42.159
that collection for a long time,
so I assume that's probably gonna be a

653
00:44:42.239 --> 00:44:45.079
lead up plan at least. But
uh, we'll see Bruce the genetics,

654
00:44:45.559 --> 00:44:49.800
Bruce the genetic Jack Jack Hammeranda,
and he says, I just need to

655
00:44:49.800 --> 00:44:52.639
interject. Derek and Sweeney were glazing
Jamie Lanister from Game of Thrones on a

656
00:44:52.679 --> 00:44:55.760
recent episode. Chris, I want
you to know that he raped his sister

657
00:44:55.800 --> 00:44:59.960
in front of their dead son at
his funeral in a church. Even at

658
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:04.760
to that he was still a fan
favorite. He did not raper. Here's

659
00:45:04.760 --> 00:45:10.079
the context. Pause, pause,
pose. See this is what annoys me

660
00:45:10.400 --> 00:45:15.760
with people when they just can't listen, like they know what and what I

661
00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:20.280
mean by that. He says,
Oh, these glazing them as if we

662
00:45:20.360 --> 00:45:24.920
said in this Jamie Lanister is a
good person. He's just no, he's

663
00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:30.760
a great character. He's a comp
No, no, that's not true.

664
00:45:30.800 --> 00:45:34.360
I have the I have the transcript
right here where it says, uh please

665
00:45:34.760 --> 00:45:40.519
please, it's shut up. Go
ahead, you're stepping over me. Listen

666
00:45:40.639 --> 00:45:45.760
this this says, this is from
your perspective. It says Derek Blackman parentheses

667
00:45:45.000 --> 00:45:52.480
or uh colon quotations Jamie Lanister,
Man, I would vote that person for

668
00:45:52.599 --> 00:45:55.599
president if I could. Golly,
g gosh, dang it, I'm so

669
00:45:55.760 --> 00:46:00.440
horny period. Uh So, I
don't know what. I don't know what

670
00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:04.039
to say about that, but like
that's pretty evidence. I don't know how

671
00:46:04.079 --> 00:46:07.199
I feel about you, Derek.
With this evidence, you know, I

672
00:46:07.239 --> 00:46:09.760
take back everything. I take it
back everything I just said about that.

673
00:46:09.840 --> 00:46:14.320
Dude, Man, I apologize.
You're right. I did blaze him.

674
00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:17.159
I was very horny. Even even
hearing it back that actually kind of gave

675
00:46:17.199 --> 00:46:21.840
me a fucking chub. So yeah, uh yeah, but no, no,

676
00:46:21.960 --> 00:46:25.440
for dude, Look at man,
I want people. I need you.

677
00:46:25.519 --> 00:46:30.039
I need you to exercise your critical
thinkings because I need you to read

678
00:46:30.039 --> 00:46:37.000
ship back if something sounds really extreme, if something sounds really extreme to you,

679
00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:39.480
read it back a couple of times
to make sure you fully understand the

680
00:46:39.519 --> 00:46:45.239
fucking thing. It's like when people
sometimes when you'll give an example of something,

681
00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:47.880
people a lot of times, if
it's not a one to one comparison,

682
00:46:49.119 --> 00:46:52.239
they immediately will throw it out and
be like, you're comparing X to

683
00:46:52.400 --> 00:46:54.239
fucking why And it's like, no, bitch, I'm giving you And I

684
00:46:54.280 --> 00:46:59.119
hate that too, and I hate
that. It drives me nuts. I

685
00:46:59.280 --> 00:47:00.960
I hate I hate the whole Like
it's like, well, you're comparing apples

686
00:47:01.000 --> 00:47:05.639
to oranges? Why? First of
all, why is that a problem?

687
00:47:05.800 --> 00:47:08.280
It's very real, It's I feel
like it's entirely reasonable to be like,

688
00:47:08.400 --> 00:47:10.920
oh, well what about these fruits. It's like, well, these these

689
00:47:10.960 --> 00:47:14.599
are apples, and these are this
way, and oranges are this way and

690
00:47:14.599 --> 00:47:16.280
that's that way. What why is
that not? Why is that a bad

691
00:47:16.320 --> 00:47:21.239
thing? Because people are stupid,
right, And well, the thing is

692
00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:24.440
that Chris was stupid. People would
think you're comparing an apple to an orange

693
00:47:24.840 --> 00:47:29.039
because you want it's they're trying to
compare apples to orange, and you're trying

694
00:47:29.079 --> 00:47:32.159
to compare an apple to an orange, but you're comparing the apple or orange

695
00:47:32.239 --> 00:47:36.880
as the other fruit. So it's
like, this is definitely not just like

696
00:47:37.000 --> 00:47:39.440
yeah, I know, it's not
that I'm comparing what they have in common,

697
00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:49.400
not clearly that this is an orange
not apple I'm comparing. Do you

698
00:47:49.440 --> 00:47:52.840
guys remember when that whole wash thing
happened. So somebody dm me and I

699
00:47:52.840 --> 00:47:54.599
was like, I want I want
to hear this person out. I want

700
00:47:54.599 --> 00:47:58.639
to actually have a conversation with them
and see why they're defending this gentleman.

701
00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:02.480
And I just gave an example of
something and it obviously clearly was not a

702
00:48:02.519 --> 00:48:07.199
one to one comparison, but the
motherfucker still called that shit out. Where

703
00:48:07.599 --> 00:48:12.719
I was just saying, hey,
if somebody tells you, if somebody says

704
00:48:12.760 --> 00:48:16.239
something and does something different, you
should believe the actions and not what they

705
00:48:16.280 --> 00:48:20.239
say. So and then I just
said something that happened recently, so I

706
00:48:20.320 --> 00:48:23.320
just said the fucking the idf or
so I was just talking about, like,

707
00:48:23.360 --> 00:48:25.360
say, Israel what they were doing. I was just like, hey,

708
00:48:25.559 --> 00:48:30.000
if Israel says one thing and then
they're doing a different thing, you

709
00:48:30.000 --> 00:48:32.519
should believe what they're doing. And
then this fucking dummy was like, are

710
00:48:32.519 --> 00:48:37.679
you saying vosh is like fucking I
was like like Israel, and I'm like,

711
00:48:37.719 --> 00:48:40.679
bro, I just gave you the
first example that popped in my head

712
00:48:40.760 --> 00:48:46.400
of like, here's some relative thing
of believe the actions over the fucking words.

713
00:48:46.760 --> 00:48:50.360
And then they just were like,
in since it's not a direct one

714
00:48:50.440 --> 00:48:52.840
v one, like say, if
I would have used a fucking content creator

715
00:48:53.159 --> 00:48:57.639
that was in a similar thing,
That's the only time an example can be

716
00:48:57.719 --> 00:49:00.199
and it pissed me off so much
that people do this all the time.

717
00:49:00.679 --> 00:49:04.840
And it's kind of like it's kind
of like when you use when you use

718
00:49:04.880 --> 00:49:06.719
like do you remember I remember there's
this big thing it's like, well,

719
00:49:06.840 --> 00:49:09.039
like Godwin's law, do you remember
that? Where like everything will be compared

720
00:49:09.079 --> 00:49:12.440
to like I think it was like
something everything will be compared to like the

721
00:49:12.559 --> 00:49:15.559
Nazis or whatever, And that's not
it's not it's different from like it's it's

722
00:49:15.599 --> 00:49:20.719
different from calling everybody Nazis, but
it's it's it's more about like a hitler

723
00:49:20.760 --> 00:49:25.400
will inevitably be brought up in a
in a comparison state, uh, And

724
00:49:25.440 --> 00:49:28.920
it's like too extreme. The idea
is that it's a it's a flaw of

725
00:49:29.000 --> 00:49:32.559
argumentation to to bring up something extreme. But I mean, like I feel

726
00:49:32.599 --> 00:49:37.559
like it's a reason like everybody understands
the Nazis, Like everybody like knows what

727
00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:42.960
that is. It's like a really
good extreme baseline for everybody to understand with

728
00:49:43.000 --> 00:49:46.159
a very very minimal setup. So
that's always struck me too as like a

729
00:49:46.320 --> 00:49:50.239
just like why would what what is
the problem with that? Really? Like

730
00:49:50.280 --> 00:49:53.960
I don't know a lot of a
lot of the fallacies are. It's strange

731
00:49:54.119 --> 00:49:59.800
to me if someone explained, like, hey, if you're gonna if you're

732
00:49:59.840 --> 00:50:02.000
gonn I explain, if you're gonna
make an analogy, I think you gotta

733
00:50:02.039 --> 00:50:05.199
be like, hey, keep focused
to what I'm saying. All right.

734
00:50:05.880 --> 00:50:10.480
I know you might get confused because
you know you're not bright, but understand

735
00:50:10.519 --> 00:50:15.880
the words I'm saying and keep focused. I'm not saying they're exactly like another,

736
00:50:15.039 --> 00:50:20.119
but I'm saying in the instance,
these two things are similar in this

737
00:50:20.280 --> 00:50:23.159
instance. Yeah, and here's an
exactly everybody like you do that to You

738
00:50:23.199 --> 00:50:25.559
did that too, sweetye, Like
I brought it. I brought a prepared

739
00:50:25.639 --> 00:50:28.599
sons and things and you and you've
been like, that's not the same at

740
00:50:28.599 --> 00:50:30.679
all. It's like, yeah,
they're not the same. Chris, you

741
00:50:30.840 --> 00:50:34.920
also lawyered arguments and said ship that
have made me fall asleep immediately. Like

742
00:50:35.000 --> 00:50:37.280
you've also said things, and I'm
like, I cannot believe. That's not

743
00:50:37.320 --> 00:50:45.440
impressive and that's not like impressive,
like anything makes fall Asleepand I understand,

744
00:50:45.679 --> 00:50:47.519
but the fact that you made me
do it instantly, there was no lead

745
00:50:47.639 --> 00:50:50.280
up to it. You were like, he said to that, and I

746
00:50:50.360 --> 00:50:52.719
was like Oh that's crazy. I'm
just gonna go to bed now. That's

747
00:50:52.719 --> 00:50:55.280
sitting that it's unplugged. I went
inside my little mental human cave and I

748
00:50:55.320 --> 00:51:00.159
was like all right and unplugged consciousness
and went to sleep like okay. So

749
00:51:00.360 --> 00:51:04.400
going back to what this fucking dude
said about glazing Jamie Landister, it's again,

750
00:51:04.920 --> 00:51:07.960
it's like, I want people like
that to just like, please do

751
00:51:08.079 --> 00:51:13.159
a little bit better, please,
sir, because you don't like him,

752
00:51:13.239 --> 00:51:17.119
don't do better. That's fine.
That doesn't mean that. That doesn't mean

753
00:51:17.199 --> 00:51:22.159
that he's not a good fucking character. And I don't mean good as virtuous,

754
00:51:22.199 --> 00:51:25.760
you dummy. I mean as a
fucking character that is written well.

755
00:51:27.400 --> 00:51:29.920
Like, that's where I feel like, maybe is that where this dude got

756
00:51:29.920 --> 00:51:35.920
confused? It's think of it like
this right right, I immediately forgot,

757
00:51:36.000 --> 00:51:38.840
sorry, I forgot. I hate
Walter White. I hate Walter White a

758
00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:44.079
lot. I hate Walter White the
way the world hates Skyler White. I

759
00:51:44.280 --> 00:51:46.599
hate that niggad dog. I really
don't like Walter White. Right, He's

760
00:51:46.639 --> 00:51:52.199
a fantastic characters, He's an amazing
character. I hate him. He sucks

761
00:51:52.280 --> 00:51:55.239
a lot, Jamie. I mean, wait, Jesse, I don't think

762
00:51:55.280 --> 00:52:01.000
I've ever Jamie. I actually don't
think Jamie lenis meta. We gotta cook

763
00:52:01.079 --> 00:52:07.480
man. I don't know if I've
ever heard a fictional character. Yeah,

764
00:52:07.480 --> 00:52:12.159
like I say, but like I
don't really like they're Like I don't like

765
00:52:12.320 --> 00:52:16.400
Chadley in fucking Final Fantasy seven in
remake or or rebirth or anything. But

766
00:52:16.440 --> 00:52:21.039
like, I don't, I don't
know. He's Condescending's a little condescending asshole.

767
00:52:21.119 --> 00:52:25.519
Sometimes, dude, please in mad
sometimes fetch me some material, you

768
00:52:25.800 --> 00:52:32.320
stupid hispanic, so that I can
work on the combat simulator as good as

769
00:52:32.360 --> 00:52:38.079
it can be. Off to goon
bye. Such a piece of June.

770
00:52:38.800 --> 00:52:44.199
He's so clearly on the spectrum it
bothers me. But yeah, yeah,

771
00:52:44.320 --> 00:52:47.159
anyway, yeah, yeah, so
whatever, if you never heard a fictional

772
00:52:47.239 --> 00:52:52.639
character, really, I think that
I think some of them are built for

773
00:52:52.639 --> 00:52:54.800
you to hate, Like actually that's
the point of the character. Yeah,

774
00:52:54.920 --> 00:52:59.760
I guess it's sure. I understood. Like there are characters that I've said

775
00:52:59.760 --> 00:53:00.920
that I like, Oh man,
I hate that character, but like is

776
00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:05.079
that possible? Really? Like can
you hate a fictional Can you hate a

777
00:53:05.119 --> 00:53:09.199
fictional character truly? Yeah? I
mean while you're watching it, do you

778
00:53:09.199 --> 00:53:13.320
get. Do you get upset while
you're watching them, you know, act

779
00:53:13.599 --> 00:53:19.480
while they're performing, Like, does
it upset you? Because like I've definitely

780
00:53:20.960 --> 00:53:27.199
because I think disdain towards you see
like well right, right right, But

781
00:53:27.239 --> 00:53:30.960
disdain is not I guess. I
just I treat certain words with like a

782
00:53:30.039 --> 00:53:32.800
level of weight that maybe I shouldn't, I guess, But like, hate

783
00:53:32.960 --> 00:53:37.559
means a lot to me, so
like to like, I can't imagine hating

784
00:53:37.559 --> 00:53:40.440
somebody who I don't know personally,
like even like even like a like a

785
00:53:40.519 --> 00:53:45.119
really evil person who objectively exists.
It's really difficult for me to like conjure

786
00:53:45.199 --> 00:53:50.199
up a level of like disdain that
equates to hatred because like, this person

787
00:53:50.239 --> 00:53:52.320
has no impact on me at all. I fucking like why I give a

788
00:53:52.320 --> 00:53:58.920
ship. I hate so many of
our fucking representatives in Congress and I've never

789
00:53:59.000 --> 00:54:01.079
met them, like fucking I could. I mean, I wish nothing well

790
00:54:01.119 --> 00:54:06.440
on them. There a lot of
people I wish nothing easily. I'm not,

791
00:54:06.519 --> 00:54:10.599
like, I don't I don't really
hate in the sense that like I

792
00:54:10.679 --> 00:54:15.679
because hatred means that, if I'm
given the tools, I will try to

793
00:54:15.679 --> 00:54:20.800
obstruct and harm them For me,
right, I hate and in the context

794
00:54:20.880 --> 00:54:23.920
where I'm interacting with the people that
are fictional, I hate them enough to

795
00:54:24.079 --> 00:54:30.000
take action in the world. I
am in to harm them, like hate,

796
00:54:31.239 --> 00:54:36.800
I hated. What are the most
hated? Like would you say,

797
00:54:37.000 --> 00:54:39.599
what do you mean? Like the
turtle from Balder's Gate three, I hate

798
00:54:39.639 --> 00:54:43.280
that Nigga. I tried to kill
him. I did to fight him every

799
00:54:43.280 --> 00:54:49.079
time I could, and I couldn't. Unfortunately, undute, I didn't hate

800
00:54:49.119 --> 00:54:52.079
him that much. A minute,
Wait a minute, it sucks no way,

801
00:54:52.119 --> 00:54:55.039
you just said Raphael on a first
name basis and just assumed that it

802
00:54:55.039 --> 00:55:00.239
would like default to Balder's Gate.
Yes, I hate RAFFI yeah, and

803
00:55:00.239 --> 00:55:04.239
then I clear, but that's saying
like right right, but like like that

804
00:55:04.360 --> 00:55:07.079
was played ball Derek knows what I'm
talking about, right. But even so,

805
00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:13.079
my first thought was not bald either. I'm not turtle like, oh

806
00:55:13.119 --> 00:55:15.239
no, I don't hate I first
thought was not Rafael from a ball as

807
00:55:15.239 --> 00:55:17.519
Gate. It wasn't my first thought. If I had a little more time

808
00:55:17.519 --> 00:55:20.079
to think, then maybe it would
have been like, oh, he must

809
00:55:20.119 --> 00:55:22.159
be talking about I'll get to I
get to you. To elaborate, I

810
00:55:22.199 --> 00:55:29.159
wasn't gonna say Raphael and then stop
like I could elaborate. That's that's because

811
00:55:29.199 --> 00:55:30.800
I asked, like if it was
it was the turtle you were talking about,

812
00:55:30.800 --> 00:55:32.679
then you said no for ball this
like no, no, no,

813
00:55:32.760 --> 00:55:35.639
that would be like that would be
like that would be like, man,

814
00:55:35.679 --> 00:55:38.719
I really hate uh that, I
really I really hate Chris. It's like

815
00:55:38.760 --> 00:55:49.800
who what what rock? Chris Rock? Yeah? Man, I would say,

816
00:55:50.239 --> 00:55:52.760
since we were talking about Game of
Thrones, I think Geoffrey is probably

817
00:55:53.800 --> 00:56:00.679
probably on people's like one, top
three for sure, top three. He

818
00:56:00.719 --> 00:56:04.960
did his job so fucking well that
like he was like every time he was

819
00:56:04.960 --> 00:56:07.960
on screen, You're like, this
fucking kid. I never want to hit

820
00:56:07.079 --> 00:56:10.559
kids, like literally, and then
I sometimes forget, Oh, this motherfucker's

821
00:56:10.559 --> 00:56:14.199
an actor. Like so I was
like, he did well enough to where

822
00:56:14.199 --> 00:56:20.079
I'm like the fucking actor. I
somehow like him a little less even though

823
00:56:20.079 --> 00:56:23.840
he's just acting, And that actually
happened. The most hated character. I

824
00:56:23.880 --> 00:56:27.519
think he's the most hated character on
television of all time for sure. I

825
00:56:27.519 --> 00:56:30.599
mean he's probably the number one.
I would agree with that, but I'm

826
00:56:30.599 --> 00:56:34.079
also not thinking about other people right
now. So that's why I just said

827
00:56:34.079 --> 00:56:37.440
safe top three, but probably as
of right now, I can't think of

828
00:56:37.480 --> 00:56:42.039
anybody more despised. There might be
some more, but like doctor Tim and

829
00:56:42.159 --> 00:56:51.280
Skyler. I think Tim Skyler.
That's it's so fucking undeserved man like watching

830
00:56:52.840 --> 00:56:54.760
so much, Like I get it. I get it. They're they're rooting

831
00:56:54.800 --> 00:56:59.599
for the bad guy, and they
hate that she's fucking not the Bonnie and

832
00:56:59.679 --> 00:57:01.920
Clyde, you know, like not
she's not down for the fucking ride in

833
00:57:01.960 --> 00:57:07.800
the ways they're so upset about that. They're so fucking Matt validating Walter's terrible

834
00:57:07.840 --> 00:57:13.840
behavior, like I'm his wife,
dull I think for me, yeah,

835
00:57:13.840 --> 00:57:15.840
because when I were when I first
watched Breaking Bad, I didn't like Skyler.

836
00:57:15.960 --> 00:57:19.800
I didn't hate her, but like
I didn't like her specifically because like

837
00:57:20.440 --> 00:57:22.599
she was just boring to watch.
And that's kind of like what I really

838
00:57:22.679 --> 00:57:27.159
don't like if I hate a character
in fiction, that's really what it means

839
00:57:27.199 --> 00:57:30.360
for me. It's like, if
you're so boring that like you're inc like

840
00:57:30.400 --> 00:57:34.559
I would much rather watch Walter White
or or fucking Jesse Pinkman or like any

841
00:57:34.599 --> 00:57:37.320
of these other even fucking Walt Junior
is doing more interesting shits. Just my

842
00:57:37.400 --> 00:57:40.000
virtue of him walking around all fucking
weird, Like, yeah, Skyler is

843
00:57:40.039 --> 00:57:45.679
just some lady who's just like kind
of annoying, kind of sorta and it's

844
00:57:45.760 --> 00:57:47.159
just like, it's not really that
interesting to me. And so for that

845
00:57:47.199 --> 00:57:51.079
reason, I remember every time she
was on screen wanting to skip the first

846
00:57:51.079 --> 00:57:52.519
time I saw it. Second time
it gets better and I'm just like,

847
00:57:52.559 --> 00:57:57.719
oh, that's a good character.
But like or like Kwan in fucking the

848
00:57:57.760 --> 00:58:00.159
Halo show, where you're just like, oh my god, this is so

849
00:58:00.239 --> 00:58:02.599
boring. I can't believe. I
totally agree with you with that. I

850
00:58:02.639 --> 00:58:07.079
agree with you that where I'm like
this, this show would be much better

851
00:58:07.440 --> 00:58:09.639
if they weren't in the show at
all, Like yeah, right, but

852
00:58:09.679 --> 00:58:13.719
like Freezer or somebody like somebody like
who's just a fucking dickhead? No,

853
00:58:13.800 --> 00:58:19.159
I love that, Like I like
I like Freeze because Freezer is funny at

854
00:58:19.280 --> 00:58:22.960
least, you know, just Assholary
is funny, you know, but like

855
00:58:22.960 --> 00:58:25.519
their characters that are just like evil, it's like this person like I hate

856
00:58:25.599 --> 00:58:30.039
the Joker. I've never liked the
Joker very much, but that's because I

857
00:58:30.159 --> 00:58:34.800
like Hero so much. I've never
liked Jo Joker never. I think a

858
00:58:34.840 --> 00:58:37.039
great I think the best villain that
has been portrayed in like live action shit

859
00:58:37.639 --> 00:58:43.280
was a was Kingpin Kingpin recently,
Yeah, a Daredevil's And that's a great

860
00:58:43.320 --> 00:58:46.000
example of someone who's obviously a terrible
human being, but they're a fan fucking

861
00:58:46.039 --> 00:58:49.440
tasted character. And I feel like, you know, the person asked the

862
00:58:49.519 --> 00:58:52.239
question needs to kind of understand that
that. I'm like, you can think

863
00:58:52.320 --> 00:58:58.159
this person's amazing as a character and
not think that they're fucking virtuous and like

864
00:58:58.599 --> 00:59:01.360
and should be saying raises of It's
like, Jamie has done a lot of

865
00:59:01.440 --> 00:59:07.159
insanely horrible things, but he's an
extremely complex character and a fan favorite because

866
00:59:07.679 --> 00:59:10.679
of how complicated he is, and
the actor is good. Really that kind

867
00:59:10.719 --> 00:59:14.760
of helps a lot, you know
that whatever the that guy's that helps.

868
00:59:15.159 --> 00:59:19.000
I don't know any o their names, and that's it. Yeah, the

869
00:59:19.079 --> 00:59:22.639
fact that's so important. That character
is a very well written character. And

870
00:59:22.800 --> 00:59:27.920
then two, the guy that played
him played him amazingly. It's really good,

871
00:59:28.199 --> 00:59:32.000
really really good combination. Like,
he didn't rape her, he they

872
00:59:32.159 --> 00:59:36.480
fucked, He didn't rape her.
There they fuck on Geoffrey's body, which

873
00:59:36.639 --> 00:59:40.280
crazy insane, definitely a little at
the beginning, but they definitely do just

874
00:59:40.400 --> 00:59:47.400
fuck that happens the voice there,
they're having an argument the whole time in

875
00:59:47.440 --> 00:59:52.639
the beginning, then they fu each
she's mourning, she's mourning her fucking son's

876
00:59:52.719 --> 00:59:55.880
death, and this motherfucker like get
it's and then it comes in. He's

877
00:59:55.920 --> 00:59:59.920
like, you never liked the niggain
And she's like, no matter which way

878
01:00:00.239 --> 01:00:04.719
you you, no matter which way
you look at I'm not even my approaches.

879
01:00:05.119 --> 01:00:07.519
No matter which way you spin it, it's gross. No matter what,

880
01:00:07.840 --> 01:00:10.480
it's not good. Don't get me
wrong. It's not heroic, it's

881
01:00:10.519 --> 01:00:15.480
not it's not a thing, you
know, yea, Like he's just he's

882
01:00:15.599 --> 01:00:17.760
fucking Like. There's a lot of
I'm sure there's a lot of bad guys

883
01:00:17.800 --> 01:00:21.920
that have raped a lot of women
and stuff, and a lot of a

884
01:00:22.199 --> 01:00:24.599
I'm sure the Joker, the Joker
has has done some rape into and there's

885
01:00:24.599 --> 01:00:28.400
probably this guy who could be I
don't know, no, no, I

886
01:00:28.400 --> 01:00:30.760
don't know the guy. But the
guy that wrote in he probably appreciates because

887
01:00:30.760 --> 01:00:35.440
most people appreciate jokers and villains.
And the Joker has absolutely raped you know

888
01:00:35.480 --> 01:00:37.639
what I'm saying, Like just for
it, I feel like he hasn't I

889
01:00:37.679 --> 01:00:39.119
think that's what makes me angry.
They won't even let him be fully bad.

890
01:00:39.559 --> 01:00:45.360
They let him joke around about it. Absolutely raped, it's hinted.

891
01:00:47.079 --> 01:00:52.880
No, he's definitely he definitely definitely. I don't no, No, he

892
01:00:53.000 --> 01:00:58.119
definitely raped. Commission of Gordon.
I think actually tied up. I think

893
01:00:58.159 --> 01:01:05.280
he actually did. I think the
actually him and his voice. Hell,

894
01:01:05.320 --> 01:01:07.519
yeah, I believe that's I think
he did. No, I'm not kidding.

895
01:01:07.519 --> 01:01:10.039
I think that's part of a cop
canon. Bro, I believe you.

896
01:01:10.599 --> 01:01:15.519
Yeah, whatever, it's canon.
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897
01:01:15.639 --> 01:01:19.079
butt Homo. I love Penis gay
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898
01:01:19.159 --> 01:01:22.119
Yeah, Hello is Snarion, Lazelle
and Gail, Chris, Eric and

899
01:01:22.119 --> 01:01:25.360
Sween. This is a question for
Chris mostly. I know you've said you're

900
01:01:25.360 --> 01:01:28.880
done caring about the HALOI peep.
Is there anything they could announce that you'd

901
01:01:28.920 --> 01:01:30.360
be excited for when it comes to
spin offs? Personally, a cod zombie

902
01:01:30.360 --> 01:01:34.159
style game with the flood would make
me cream and marks. Look, I

903
01:01:34.599 --> 01:01:38.440
I just I don't. It's just
I don't care about it really anymore.

904
01:01:38.559 --> 01:01:43.559
Like I'll if they make a new
one, I'll be curious about it and

905
01:01:43.599 --> 01:01:45.519
I'll probably check it out specifically because
my job is to play video games.

906
01:01:45.599 --> 01:01:49.000
It would be dumb of me not
to. But like as far as like

907
01:01:49.079 --> 01:01:51.719
being invested in, like what the
future of a franchise is like, No,

908
01:01:51.800 --> 01:01:52.960
I could give a fuck less what
they do, Like they could do

909
01:01:53.119 --> 01:01:57.360
literally whatever they want at this point, because they've squandered it so deeply that

910
01:01:57.440 --> 01:01:59.599
I can't even begin to get.
Like, if you don't care about it

911
01:01:59.599 --> 01:02:01.199
as the people own it, why
should I? It's kind of how I

912
01:02:01.239 --> 01:02:07.679
feel about it. What if the
Jokeman crossed over in that universe and raped

913
01:02:07.079 --> 01:02:15.320
Master Chief, that would just be
that would be so disrespectful to Master Chiefs

914
01:02:15.400 --> 01:02:21.079
character through the armor through the field. His dick is so hard it goes

915
01:02:21.239 --> 01:02:24.480
through the shield, it starts beeping, it breaks, and he's almost guys,

916
01:02:24.559 --> 01:02:29.719
almost got you, And he starts
pushing it through the armor, bending

917
01:02:30.480 --> 01:02:36.159
in. You know when you see
like the metals start to like or like

918
01:02:36.199 --> 01:02:47.760
plastic words starts to t that's crazy
man. And then he's giggling, he's

919
01:02:47.840 --> 01:02:54.559
laughing, and he's he's he's screaming
like he's being tortured, like he's being

920
01:02:54.679 --> 01:03:05.440
branded by ship. He's screaming.
It sounds it sounds. It sounds big

921
01:03:05.639 --> 01:03:15.960
like, but it's like muffled.
It's like muffled. Crazy. How do

922
01:03:16.039 --> 01:03:21.119
you think the world would react to
something like that? Do you think that

923
01:03:21.639 --> 01:03:28.400
seems like you're just so, you're
like whatever, like you see, truthfully,

924
01:03:29.960 --> 01:03:32.679
it's just like whatever. It would
definitely, it would definitely alter quite

925
01:03:32.679 --> 01:03:38.719
a few humans paths was gonna be
a prisoner of war in a live action

926
01:03:39.559 --> 01:03:43.360
Why shouldn't they, like they might
as well just do something at the very

927
01:03:43.440 --> 01:03:45.039
least if they if they disrespect the
source material, they might as well do

928
01:03:45.079 --> 01:03:47.960
it in a fucking way that's so
outrageously hilarious that I couldn't believe that they

929
01:03:47.960 --> 01:03:52.239
would do it. I would almost
get more value and enjoyment out of something

930
01:03:52.320 --> 01:03:54.960
like that. Like if they had
like a Halo season three and it starts

931
01:03:55.000 --> 01:04:00.920
with like master Chief saving the world
by shoving the entire Halo ring up his

932
01:04:01.159 --> 01:04:04.440
Urethra, I would almost be like, that is so out of pocket,

933
01:04:04.559 --> 01:04:08.920
I'm smiling, Like I would smile
at that. I'd be like, it's

934
01:04:08.960 --> 01:04:11.840
such a it's a step up from
the sei for the series. I can't

935
01:04:11.840 --> 01:04:15.719
believe they're doing this wild ten out
of ten, This is so crazy and

936
01:04:15.880 --> 01:04:19.719
like, fucking uncle Phil is there
like that? Why not? Like who

937
01:04:19.800 --> 01:04:25.199
fucking cares? Bro, You're so
you're so right about that. Actually,

938
01:04:25.679 --> 01:04:29.599
I was thinking about you look it. I I'm not gonna get into it

939
01:04:29.639 --> 01:04:32.800
because it's like probably a conversation for
another day. But I wasn't. I

940
01:04:32.920 --> 01:04:36.159
wasn't enjoying follow it as much as
like a lot of people were. And

941
01:04:36.639 --> 01:04:44.480
I it kind of made me think
about that scene with Mishone and uh the

942
01:04:44.559 --> 01:04:47.320
Governor, when I've criticized this multiple
times, where like she could have killed

943
01:04:47.400 --> 01:04:54.119
him and then she just decides to
choke him with the sword and sheathe and

944
01:04:54.280 --> 01:04:56.239
it's just like it's it was one
of those things. And I feel like

945
01:04:56.280 --> 01:04:58.800
there was like a lot of moments
in that series. I haven't finished it

946
01:04:58.840 --> 01:05:00.719
yet, but a lot of that
kind of writing that does similar things.

947
01:05:01.239 --> 01:05:06.639
And I was thinking about that scene
of of of the Michone and the Governor.

948
01:05:08.199 --> 01:05:10.599
That kind of all was like the
trajectory of the show kind of went

949
01:05:10.639 --> 01:05:14.039
in that direction. And what you're
saying with the Halo ring being shoved in

950
01:05:14.079 --> 01:05:16.920
his urethra, I was thinking,
literally, I would enjoy that scene better

951
01:05:17.320 --> 01:05:21.960
if Michone started shoving the like the
gaitana up his ass, Like I was

952
01:05:23.039 --> 01:05:25.360
literally thinking about that earlier today.
I was like, you know, what

953
01:05:25.480 --> 01:05:29.400
would have been better if she tried
to fuck him with it, and like

954
01:05:29.519 --> 01:05:32.000
he's just struggling. You've ever seen
like those scenes where somebody will catch like

955
01:05:32.079 --> 01:05:35.039
a knife or a sword and it
starts bleeding and shit and they're trying to

956
01:05:35.079 --> 01:05:39.000
stop it from it and paling their
face, And I was thinking a scene

957
01:05:39.079 --> 01:05:41.199
like that, but he's trying to
stop it from going in his ass,

958
01:05:41.760 --> 01:05:45.800
And I feel like that would have
been so much better than what she actually

959
01:05:45.920 --> 01:05:49.079
tried to fucking do, because it
was just that goddamn stupid. But that's

960
01:05:49.079 --> 01:05:54.320
what I mean, It was so
stupid that something so outrageous like that is

961
01:05:54.440 --> 01:06:00.760
actually literally better. So if master
Chief actually somehow successfully fits and higher halo

962
01:06:00.920 --> 01:06:06.360
ring and as people, I think
I have an idea. I have an

963
01:06:06.400 --> 01:06:16.800
idea what I'm going to open my
urethra that's wide as humanly possible. Oh

964
01:06:17.559 --> 01:06:25.599
huh, what are you sure about
that? Yes, yes, I'm doing

965
01:06:25.639 --> 01:06:29.199
it. It's too late, I've
already doing it as we speak. We'll

966
01:06:29.280 --> 01:06:32.719
cut, cut it and bend it. Will The idea, just the idea

967
01:06:32.760 --> 01:06:36.760
of shoving a ring like that's so
crazy. Yeah, I don't know,

968
01:06:36.880 --> 01:06:41.000
man, I that's what I mean
though, by the way, but that's

969
01:06:41.000 --> 01:06:43.239
what I'm saying. Like if they
if they come out, if they come

970
01:06:43.280 --> 01:06:46.000
out with like a hell Divers type
like co Op Ods t game, like

971
01:06:46.039 --> 01:06:48.920
I'll play it. If they come
out with like a flood horror game,

972
01:06:49.079 --> 01:06:54.039
sure, I'll play it. It's
just like I'm not going to care about

973
01:06:54.079 --> 01:06:57.480
like what the implications are going to
be or like how that has implications for

974
01:06:57.519 --> 01:07:00.159
the future, because I'm just I'm
no longer invested. We had like the

975
01:07:00.239 --> 01:07:04.480
first five Banger games and that's already
more than a lot of other franchises get

976
01:07:04.519 --> 01:07:09.679
anyway, So like I'm more than
happy leaving it there and then just letting

977
01:07:09.679 --> 01:07:13.199
them do their own fucking fan fiction
and fuck everything up. It's not my

978
01:07:13.280 --> 01:07:15.199
problem. That's true for me.
I don't when I love something, I

979
01:07:15.280 --> 01:07:17.639
love it, you know, unless
I say, truly grow out of it,

980
01:07:18.119 --> 01:07:20.760
like usually bad things. If things
don't really make me love it because

981
01:07:20.760 --> 01:07:26.159
it's the things I love beforehand exist. That's the nature of be like reading

982
01:07:26.199 --> 01:07:27.920
comics my whole life, and like, are you gonna read a comic but

983
01:07:28.039 --> 01:07:30.079
it's gonna be good runs, there's
gonna be shit runs, you know,

984
01:07:30.159 --> 01:07:32.440
because things get traded off often.
Like I'm like, all right, you

985
01:07:32.480 --> 01:07:34.480
know what, Like I still love
like I love Star Wars s though,

986
01:07:34.679 --> 01:07:40.280
I dude, there's been so much
bad Star Wars media. There have been

987
01:07:40.280 --> 01:07:43.679
a ton of great Star Wars media, you know. So it's like I

988
01:07:43.800 --> 01:07:45.920
always be interested. They needs enough
to check out anything that comes off of

989
01:07:46.000 --> 01:07:54.119
things I like. But I will
always be you know, like I have

990
01:07:54.280 --> 01:07:57.840
a reality like all right, this
might be terrible, but it's whatever.

991
01:07:58.000 --> 01:08:00.360
Yeah, I think, yeah,
or should come back and get raped by

992
01:08:00.400 --> 01:08:08.000
the Joker. Dang, that'd be
crazy him, Like we's in his show.

993
01:08:08.079 --> 01:08:12.760
He's getting thrust it too. I
didn't even think about that. I

994
01:08:12.800 --> 01:08:21.520
didn't even think about his breathing lug
him dog Ah, it's I can take

995
01:08:21.560 --> 01:08:26.000
it. So here's the next one. Pizza Times gay Son chosen one.

996
01:08:27.039 --> 01:08:31.920
Pizza Times gay Son, Pepperoni Pizza
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997
01:08:31.920 --> 01:08:40.199
Osbourne. Uh, he writes,
and he says, hey, pe pizza,

998
01:08:40.960 --> 01:08:46.600
pizza, Pizza, Pizza Orman Pizza's
pizza. Oh fucking god, damn

999
01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:49.680
it, he says, hey,
dark milk and white chocolate. Here's here's

1000
01:08:49.680 --> 01:08:53.800
a fun hypothetical for you. If
you could choose one game to become an

1001
01:08:53.880 --> 01:08:56.880
NPC in I said, not the
main character, a side character, it's

1002
01:08:56.920 --> 01:09:00.800
just an unnamed NPC. Which game
would be the safest, most dangerous,

1003
01:09:00.840 --> 01:09:02.840
and most fun. I think most
safest would be Star du Valley. Oh

1004
01:09:02.920 --> 01:09:06.560
yeah, for sure. It's like
like animal crossing or something like that where

1005
01:09:06.600 --> 01:09:11.560
you just can't die. Uh.
Most dangerous would be Halo or Fallout.

1006
01:09:11.960 --> 01:09:14.359
I don't know about Halo. Halo
is probably pretty safe for the most There's

1007
01:09:14.399 --> 01:09:17.279
way more dangerous than those games.
Man Fallout, I wouldn't want to be

1008
01:09:17.399 --> 01:09:25.840
a part of most weird fall Outs
weird because, like, I feel like

1009
01:09:25.880 --> 01:09:30.520
it would be very very man.
I do love the Fallout vibe, but

1010
01:09:30.600 --> 01:09:34.079
like I would not want to be
in that world at all. Yeah,

1011
01:09:34.439 --> 01:09:41.159
I don't know. Fuck no,
if you could be seeing gules and in

1012
01:09:41.239 --> 01:09:45.359
the real life world and like they're
actually scary, gave me a level of

1013
01:09:45.439 --> 01:09:48.039
reality that I didn't The guys didn't
have ever, you know, in that

1014
01:09:48.279 --> 01:09:51.560
universe. I was like, oh, yeah, rules are stupid. I

1015
01:09:51.720 --> 01:09:55.760
beat the funk out of Ghoul.
I'll beat them Ghouls as you know,

1016
01:09:56.079 --> 01:09:59.119
I'm like yeah, oh, then
now you're like okay, I got you.

1017
01:09:59.199 --> 01:10:02.680
Because every time I've interacted with the
interacted as my character, who is

1018
01:10:02.800 --> 01:10:08.680
already infinitely stronger than probably any person
that's wanted. You can't be torn apart

1019
01:10:08.760 --> 01:10:12.640
immediately because of you know, it
being a video game, or it would

1020
01:10:12.680 --> 01:10:15.840
be like Dark Souls. I guess
it'd be too hard. It'd be too

1021
01:10:15.880 --> 01:10:18.600
hard. Well, I love because
I'm playing Fall in New Vegas right now,

1022
01:10:18.600 --> 01:10:21.520
and it's so funny because they're like
small towns and then you just have

1023
01:10:21.600 --> 01:10:26.359
people living in peace and then they're
just like, by the way, that's

1024
01:10:26.359 --> 01:10:30.560
schoolhouse is full of ghouls and they
just haven't done anything about it. It's

1025
01:10:30.600 --> 01:10:33.199
just like it's just the accept they
just accept that, like, yeah,

1026
01:10:33.239 --> 01:10:38.359
that's the that's the ghouls school and
you can't get you can't fucking go in

1027
01:10:38.439 --> 01:10:43.760
there. Yeah, it's it's insane. And it's like maybe two blocks away

1028
01:10:45.560 --> 01:10:53.039
to where somebody gets shot with the
tooth, right and if someone shot with

1029
01:10:53.199 --> 01:10:56.399
a rotting tooth, I'd be so
fucking mad at them. How about you,

1030
01:10:56.479 --> 01:10:59.319
piece of ship, would you be
more mad that it's a tooth?

1031
01:10:59.560 --> 01:11:01.359
Or just like how could how much
more angry would you be that it would

1032
01:11:01.439 --> 01:11:05.439
that it would be a tooth rather
than a bullet, because bullets at least

1033
01:11:05.520 --> 01:11:09.119
just like they they are, they're
worth a little son, you know,

1034
01:11:09.239 --> 01:11:12.199
so like a man to kill me
if I had to put some money down.

1035
01:11:12.239 --> 01:11:15.800
But it's not the tooth, you
know. Yeah, I guess.

1036
01:11:15.840 --> 01:11:18.840
I don't know. I don't see
why that matters. I would uh if

1037
01:11:18.880 --> 01:11:21.119
I were to be if I could
choose to be an NPC in any game

1038
01:11:21.119 --> 01:11:25.760
world, it would probably be something
like like animal crossing or something, or

1039
01:11:25.920 --> 01:11:28.239
or like just I just want to
I just want to relax, man,

1040
01:11:28.399 --> 01:11:31.199
I don't I don't need although Animal
Crossing is stressful though, because you got

1041
01:11:31.199 --> 01:11:33.600
that fucking guy threatening to like a
vict you all the time, don't you

1042
01:11:33.800 --> 01:11:39.720
like, isn't isn't there like a
banking kind of system in the main character.

1043
01:11:39.840 --> 01:11:44.119
You're not gonna go to that ship, but the main character is going

1044
01:11:44.159 --> 01:11:47.319
through it, you know, all
right. I think i'd be a street

1045
01:11:47.359 --> 01:11:51.000
fighter because they fight all the time. But you're like, fine, you

1046
01:11:51.079 --> 01:11:57.600
can beat you're just watching it walking. You're just a PNG in the back,

1047
01:11:57.840 --> 01:12:01.760
like you're right, would be fine, but like say that world tour

1048
01:12:01.840 --> 01:12:04.479
thing though, there was a lot
of people that are just beating the funk

1049
01:12:04.520 --> 01:12:09.399
out of each other. But they're
fine, though you you'll fucking dp their

1050
01:12:09.479 --> 01:12:13.239
fucking head off, and then essentially
they just get up and walk away like

1051
01:12:13.359 --> 01:12:15.800
nothing happened. And I'm like,
that's the world that I wouldn't mind living

1052
01:12:15.840 --> 01:12:18.640
in. That would be a nice
where even if you know, if somebody

1053
01:12:18.800 --> 01:12:20.920
like gangs up on you, beats
the fun out of you can just get

1054
01:12:21.000 --> 01:12:25.520
up and walk away. I don't
think of a world that'd be fun enough

1055
01:12:25.600 --> 01:12:28.199
to be in, but not like
fun enough for me to have fun,

1056
01:12:28.439 --> 01:12:30.880
but not like dangerous enough for me
to be Like, I don't want to

1057
01:12:30.920 --> 01:12:34.680
be here. I don't know i'd
be a human. The world of Sonic,

1058
01:12:39.840 --> 01:12:44.800
I don't even know what the yeah, that's I don't know anything about

1059
01:12:44.840 --> 01:12:49.920
that lore actually like zero thse people
walking around. This person terrible, terrible,

1060
01:12:50.000 --> 01:12:58.199
It's terrible. It is so it
is some Sonic is probably one of

1061
01:12:58.239 --> 01:13:00.279
the worst. Like it really this
from the bottom of my heart. I

1062
01:13:00.439 --> 01:13:09.520
I don't think I really don't think
there is any like, uh world building

1063
01:13:09.960 --> 01:13:14.920
or like any world fictional or otherwise
that is worse than Sonic. The Hedgehogs.

1064
01:13:15.680 --> 01:13:19.039
It is so lame, it's unbelievable. That's that's probably pretty fair.

1065
01:13:20.960 --> 01:13:24.479
I feel like it's harsh, but
not harsh enough. I think it's harsh,

1066
01:13:25.279 --> 01:13:29.439
but not by a lot. It's
like you're in the right ball park.

1067
01:13:30.039 --> 01:13:31.119
Yeah, so I have to think
about it more, but as of

1068
01:13:31.199 --> 01:13:33.680
right now, just default off the
top of the dome. Yeah, that's

1069
01:13:34.399 --> 01:13:39.439
it's you couldn't even like if somebody
gave me twenty bucks to start reading,

1070
01:13:39.439 --> 01:13:41.479
I'd make I'm good, dude,
I don't. I don't. I'm good.

1071
01:13:41.520 --> 01:13:45.239
I don't want to. I'd rather
just not know it. I don't

1072
01:13:45.600 --> 01:13:48.720
even be paid. I'd rather be
more ignorant about it. It helps to

1073
01:13:48.800 --> 01:13:56.439
help them not do that. Oh, since we're kind of we did mention

1074
01:13:56.520 --> 01:13:58.800
Star Wars recently, so we might
as well get to this one, Doctor

1075
01:13:58.920 --> 01:14:01.600
ray Andstein wrote, and he says, Hey, ed ed Eddie coding plank

1076
01:14:01.680 --> 01:14:04.079
with gallons of com what do you
think of? What do you think about

1077
01:14:04.159 --> 01:14:08.920
Ubisoft pay walling the job of the
Hut quest in the soon to be released

1078
01:14:09.039 --> 01:14:12.159
Star Wars Outlaws. As a Star
Wars fan boy, I'm upset because the

1079
01:14:12.239 --> 01:14:15.000
Jedi series of games from me a
surprisingly all right, Uh, but I'm

1080
01:14:15.039 --> 01:14:20.119
not confident in Ubisoft to pull out
to put out a puzzle of a game

1081
01:14:20.239 --> 01:14:27.640
that you pay that that you two
pay per piece. I think I'm not.

1082
01:14:27.960 --> 01:14:30.560
I think I know what he's trying
to say. It's the JABA like,

1083
01:14:30.760 --> 01:14:33.520
so it's not it's not DLC what
it's like. No, so it's

1084
01:14:33.560 --> 01:14:38.760
just like it what do you It's
just a side it's like one like a

1085
01:14:38.800 --> 01:14:42.439
side quest. I guess do you
guys remember when it's Assassin's creed us to

1086
01:14:42.479 --> 01:14:45.279
do this? You remember when they
had like on on like certain platforms,

1087
01:14:45.319 --> 01:14:47.439
it had like thirty extra minutes of
content or whatever. But do you remember

1088
01:14:47.479 --> 01:14:50.920
that? Mm? Yeah, Oh
it's kind of like that where it's just

1089
01:14:51.000 --> 01:14:55.920
like, oh, here's a mission
for Job of the Hut that's exclusive to

1090
01:14:56.119 --> 01:14:59.600
fucking I don't know this platform.
Yea, to this platform. This was

1091
01:14:59.680 --> 01:15:01.279
different because this is just like an
extra thing that you have to pay for

1092
01:15:01.560 --> 01:15:04.079
or something. It's like, it's
like you have to buy this mission.

1093
01:15:04.920 --> 01:15:11.119
It's not what I feel about it. I don't I personally, Uh,

1094
01:15:12.359 --> 01:15:15.880
someone that doesn't buy all the DLC
in most games, I don't give a

1095
01:15:15.960 --> 01:15:20.039
fuck, Like, uh, I
buy shit that may be important to certain

1096
01:15:20.119 --> 01:15:26.560
lore uh that I'm interested in,
or like large expansions, like I said

1097
01:15:26.560 --> 01:15:30.439
that elden Ring shit, Obviously that's
gonna be a fucking like a significant because

1098
01:15:30.479 --> 01:15:35.640
it's literally just like twenty bucks less
yeah than the fucking game itself. So

1099
01:15:36.119 --> 01:15:40.520
you know, it's like all right, but yeah, what I don't get

1100
01:15:40.560 --> 01:15:43.199
that. Like even when I heard
about all that Dragon's Dogma two shit,

1101
01:15:43.359 --> 01:15:46.359
I'm like, I don't give a
fuck, dude, Like it's it's annoying.

1102
01:15:46.560 --> 01:15:50.000
I think everybody understands that, but
I feel like it's one of those

1103
01:15:50.039 --> 01:15:54.279
things that most people complain, but
most people aren't gonna fucking use that shit

1104
01:15:54.359 --> 01:15:58.560
anyway, So I kind of just
like do your best to just avoid that

1105
01:15:58.720 --> 01:16:02.319
shit if it's inevitable, like old
U B Soft games where they would there'd

1106
01:16:02.359 --> 01:16:06.880
be a chest and it's like,
whoa fucking this is only for multiplayer ship

1107
01:16:08.000 --> 01:16:10.359
or something. I'm like, what
the fuck is this? What is this?

1108
01:16:10.960 --> 01:16:19.640
Like that was my game? It
was crazy crazy yeah like that,

1109
01:16:19.760 --> 01:16:24.279
I'm like, yeah, whatever,
because you're the Star Wars do you give

1110
01:16:24.279 --> 01:16:26.079
a shit about Star Wars Outlaws at
all? Like, like, I know

1111
01:16:26.119 --> 01:16:28.640
you're a Star Wars fan, but
like, I've never heard you talk about

1112
01:16:28.680 --> 01:16:32.840
this. I don't really, I
don't know, man, Like the Outlaws

1113
01:16:32.880 --> 01:16:35.600
are the Bounty Hunters, right,
I don't give a about I don't.

1114
01:16:35.600 --> 01:16:39.319
I've never liked Bonnie Hunters. Really, I like the Mandalorians, but I

1115
01:16:39.359 --> 01:16:42.560
don't like the I don't care.
I don't care about this character I care

1116
01:16:42.600 --> 01:16:47.760
about I like the fucking magic and
the fucking space Swords. I lost that

1117
01:16:47.880 --> 01:16:51.119
much. It might be fun,
maybe interesting, that's cool, but the

1118
01:16:51.159 --> 01:16:57.760
controversy surrounding the main character, Oh
yeah, that's right, because she's like

1119
01:16:57.840 --> 01:17:00.640
not hot or something. Yeah,
yeah, she's like drop dead gorgeous,

1120
01:17:00.680 --> 01:17:05.680
and these guys are like freaking out, like yeah, I do have to

1121
01:17:05.760 --> 01:17:09.760
say I do have to say yet
again where I'm just like, I am

1122
01:17:10.000 --> 01:17:13.760
consistently baffled because there's some screenshots that
I've seen where it's just like, yeah,

1123
01:17:13.760 --> 01:17:16.479
they it's not even that she looks
ugly, it's that she looks wrong

1124
01:17:17.199 --> 01:17:19.720
in certain shots, and it's just
like, well, why are you Like

1125
01:17:20.039 --> 01:17:24.319
it's almost like if they if they
made her ugly on purpose, like that

1126
01:17:24.359 --> 01:17:26.159
would be one thing, because it's
like, okay, well it's just an

1127
01:17:26.239 --> 01:17:30.640
ugly character. But it's just like
you have this beautiful model who's being scanned

1128
01:17:30.640 --> 01:17:32.840
in the game, and then you
have these shots of her looking like like

1129
01:17:33.560 --> 01:17:38.119
completely fucked where the lighting doesn't work, And so I get it. There's

1130
01:17:38.159 --> 01:17:40.319
a conversation to be had. Like
I've said many many times, it's like,

1131
01:17:40.439 --> 01:17:44.680
why are some studios really really good
at scanning their actors into games and

1132
01:17:44.720 --> 01:17:47.159
other studios just can't seem to fucking
do it? What is like, where

1133
01:17:47.279 --> 01:17:51.039
is the talent gap there? Why
is it so fucking vast between these between

1134
01:17:51.079 --> 01:17:55.479
these places? It's weird. Uh, But it's not like the idea that

1135
01:17:55.560 --> 01:17:59.319
like people are trying to stretch this
into like a conspiracy theory is so fucking

1136
01:17:59.319 --> 01:18:02.399
embarrassing. Like I really I hate
sharing a planet with these people. It's

1137
01:18:03.000 --> 01:18:08.920
very exhausting in a way that I
feel like there's just so much content.

1138
01:18:09.119 --> 01:18:13.119
There's so much content. There's so
many games that I'm like, you,

1139
01:18:13.439 --> 01:18:17.079
stupid, bumbling bitch, go play
something else. There are so many games

1140
01:18:17.119 --> 01:18:21.399
with drop dead gorgeous hot women.
What's that one that's coming out soon?

1141
01:18:21.479 --> 01:18:27.159
Colorblade? Yeah? And in that
way that I'm like, bro, now,

1142
01:18:27.399 --> 01:18:31.279
technically, why I'm not excited about
that is my games that I play

1143
01:18:31.920 --> 01:18:38.359
are modded and like they have less
clothes on than that bitch, So why

1144
01:18:38.439 --> 01:18:43.359
do I care about that? Versus
like say I'm playing a BEG three or

1145
01:18:43.399 --> 01:18:47.479
I just popped in Jaggonate's Inquisition and
Liliana's just butt ass naked or Josephine's butt

1146
01:18:47.520 --> 01:18:51.479
ass naked just doing their thing at
my fuckings as Skyholder Skyhaven or whatever,

1147
01:18:53.000 --> 01:18:56.399
Like you know what I'm saying,
like, why is why is that?

1148
01:18:56.680 --> 01:19:00.920
Like in a way that I feel
like, just in a world of we

1149
01:19:00.079 --> 01:19:04.319
have so many options, why the
fuck are you so upset? I just

1150
01:19:04.439 --> 01:19:10.600
don't get it, Like there's so
many options needed to live bro. Some

1151
01:19:10.680 --> 01:19:15.800
people need to really good too.
Yeah, Celebraty's really good too, So

1152
01:19:15.920 --> 01:19:21.600
like that's it's like, yeah,
I played the demo demo, Uh yeah

1153
01:19:23.199 --> 01:19:28.359
it looks, but like me playing
it specifically for the eye candy, I

1154
01:19:28.399 --> 01:19:30.359
don't give a funk about that,
is what I'm saying. Not the gameplay.

1155
01:19:30.640 --> 01:19:35.119
Yeah, I don't really care about
it either, because I'm seeing nothing

1156
01:19:35.199 --> 01:19:40.119
but clips of close ups where people
are like drooling over it, and I

1157
01:19:40.199 --> 01:19:44.680
was like, nigga fucking all of
my women in ballders Gate three are fucking

1158
01:19:44.840 --> 01:19:48.640
naked, Like why like why are
why are you impressed by this? This

1159
01:19:48.800 --> 01:19:53.359
bitch is I'm just saying, I
guess, I guess the fact that it

1160
01:19:53.479 --> 01:19:57.439
isn't a mod is what's what's what's
novel about it, because like you wouldn't

1161
01:19:57.439 --> 01:20:00.560
really see that three bitches either,
I just take their clothes. So that's

1162
01:20:00.600 --> 01:20:03.359
like that's the but that's the only
exception and not the rule, you know

1163
01:20:03.359 --> 01:20:05.520
what I mean, Like this is
one of the Yeah, that's true.

1164
01:20:06.159 --> 01:20:09.840
I get it, Like I get
it. She's pretty like she's based on

1165
01:20:09.880 --> 01:20:11.960
a real model too. Like that's
that's the thing that bothers me about this

1166
01:20:12.000 --> 01:20:14.880
conversation. It's like whenever you talk
about it, it's like like I I

1167
01:20:15.119 --> 01:20:16.920
really hate every side of it because
some people it's like, well people don't

1168
01:20:17.119 --> 01:20:20.479
these people this model was made by
someone who's never seen a woman before.

1169
01:20:20.520 --> 01:20:24.479
And it's like I really hate to
break the scene, but a lot of

1170
01:20:24.560 --> 01:20:28.560
women are very hot, actually,
like a lot of like there are many

1171
01:20:28.640 --> 01:20:32.560
many, there are many women women
fucking fantastic and in fact, you look

1172
01:20:33.039 --> 01:20:38.560
the same or better than this character
model quite honestly. So like the idea

1173
01:20:38.600 --> 01:20:42.720
that it's like fake is like I
don't know. It reeks of insecurity on

1174
01:20:42.880 --> 01:20:45.399
some level, but at the same
time, it's like I think it's I

1175
01:20:45.439 --> 01:20:46.800
think it is. I think it
is also very strange to be like,

1176
01:20:47.520 --> 01:20:50.600
oh, man, finally a hot
character in a game. It's like there's

1177
01:20:50.600 --> 01:20:54.920
a lot Yeah, there's a lot
is that are drooling that. Yeah,

1178
01:20:54.960 --> 01:20:57.560
that bothers me, Like I said, appreciation. I look at her and

1179
01:20:57.600 --> 01:20:59.760
I'm like, oh, yeah,
she's hot. Like I I like that,

1180
01:21:00.439 --> 01:21:01.199
but I'm not gonna go on my
way and clip that shame and be

1181
01:21:01.319 --> 01:21:05.199
like oh and then you just start
your dick start dripping and ship. I'm

1182
01:21:05.199 --> 01:21:11.000
like, but like, yeah,
that's weird to me in general, because

1183
01:21:11.079 --> 01:21:14.119
like I'm playing a video game.
I'm not here. I'm not jerking off

1184
01:21:14.279 --> 01:21:16.239
to my video game like I'll just
I'll look up porn if I if I'm

1185
01:21:16.239 --> 01:21:23.840
really like what, there's a there's
a suit in that game that like it's

1186
01:21:23.880 --> 01:21:26.159
the naked suit. It's the one
that's like trending kind of where it's like

1187
01:21:26.199 --> 01:21:29.880
it's not naked it really but it's
like kind of like incredibly like revealing,

1188
01:21:30.119 --> 01:21:34.279
and it makes the game super hard
because it removes your shield. And I

1189
01:21:34.600 --> 01:21:36.159
decided I was like, oh,
you know what, I'm gonna play that

1190
01:21:36.199 --> 01:21:39.800
way cool, And I played the
demo that way, and I sincerely like

1191
01:21:39.960 --> 01:21:43.279
after like the first like three minutes
of like gawking where it's like it's a

1192
01:21:43.279 --> 01:21:45.079
pretty nice looking character, it immediately
was just like, oh, this is

1193
01:21:45.079 --> 01:21:46.840
a really good game. And I'm
not even like, like, by the

1194
01:21:46.920 --> 01:21:50.239
end of the demo, I completely
forgot that she was naked in any real

1195
01:21:50.279 --> 01:21:53.319
way. Like I was just like, oh, this is hard, and

1196
01:21:53.399 --> 01:21:56.800
this is engaging, and this is
pretty well done. So yeah, I'm

1197
01:21:56.880 --> 01:22:00.600
actually excited for celeb. I don't
know if I'll get it because I,

1198
01:22:00.560 --> 01:22:06.159
oh, yeah, no, key
Gun. Sorry, I'm glad that you

1199
01:22:06.720 --> 01:22:11.600
Yeah, I'm glad that you brought
that up though, just uh the I

1200
01:22:11.720 --> 01:22:15.600
had a conversation with somebody and they
weren't one hundred percent they didn't understand what

1201
01:22:15.720 --> 01:22:19.560
the nude mod's angle was for,
specifically because there was a guy that uses

1202
01:22:19.640 --> 01:22:27.520
AI to make like, say Lucy
in a fallout, like somebody who's AI

1203
01:22:27.680 --> 01:22:30.199
to make her asshole plumped or something, and like I criticized that she almost

1204
01:22:30.199 --> 01:22:33.279
like sympathetic corny shit, and someone
tried to say something like, well,

1205
01:22:33.359 --> 01:22:36.119
isn't this like the same as you
modding or something like that. And I'm

1206
01:22:36.119 --> 01:22:38.960
like, well, first of all, no, not at all, because

1207
01:22:38.960 --> 01:22:41.359
this is, first of this is
still framed. This is fucking retarded.

1208
01:22:42.119 --> 01:22:46.479
This is like and second of all, the main thing about modding these uh

1209
01:22:46.720 --> 01:22:51.600
naked people in these situations is more
for comedic purposes than it just being hot.

1210
01:22:51.680 --> 01:22:54.720
Like, yeah, you get to
look at this. They look nice,

1211
01:22:55.439 --> 01:22:58.319
but it's more of them just being
in these very serious situations and their

1212
01:22:58.359 --> 01:23:02.680
butt ass fucking naked like that.
There is something so fun about that,

1213
01:23:03.279 --> 01:23:06.640
and I just need people to know
that to where they don't get confused.

1214
01:23:06.800 --> 01:23:13.000
Also jacking off to these games,
there is porn. I'm not jacking off

1215
01:23:13.039 --> 01:23:15.399
to this ship. It should be
noticed. It should be noted too.

1216
01:23:15.840 --> 01:23:20.640
It should be noted that what is
it? Fuck? I forgot what I

1217
01:23:20.680 --> 01:23:25.319
was gonna say. Ah, never
mind, whatever, it's gone. God

1218
01:23:25.399 --> 01:23:31.880
damn it, I'm not jacking off
something about just looking COMMUNI what I was

1219
01:23:32.000 --> 01:23:36.319
What I was gonna say was that
I saw that thing where like Lose they

1220
01:23:36.399 --> 01:23:41.319
made Lucy's butt big or whatever,
but it's like it was embarrassing because it

1221
01:23:41.439 --> 01:23:45.319
like it didn't even look good,
like it looked like ship like it looked

1222
01:23:45.920 --> 01:23:50.720
bad because it just looked like a
it looked like a couch or something like

1223
01:23:50.800 --> 01:23:56.960
a fucking Raymore and Flannagan fucking recliner
and not an ass. And it looked

1224
01:23:57.000 --> 01:23:59.800
like had it had this like balloon
texture to it, and it was just

1225
01:23:59.840 --> 01:24:03.640
like yeah, yeah, like you
could have if it was at least if

1226
01:24:03.680 --> 01:24:08.079
it was at least like I don't
know, if somebody painted over it,

1227
01:24:08.319 --> 01:24:11.840
I would and and like artistically,
like genuinely made, like a nice plump

1228
01:24:11.920 --> 01:24:14.640
ass. I would still think it
was like a little weird to do,

1229
01:24:15.079 --> 01:24:18.399
but I would at least appreciate,
like what the fuck was done. But

1230
01:24:18.520 --> 01:24:24.760
this was just like so terribly made. If I really I really implore you

1231
01:24:24.800 --> 01:24:29.520
guys to look up like that edit, specifically like the Fallout ass edit you

1232
01:24:29.600 --> 01:24:36.760
can profile. Recently, I haven't
been tweeting like much at all. It's

1233
01:24:36.840 --> 01:24:42.159
probably like three things down or something. If you just check my Twitter account,

1234
01:24:43.039 --> 01:24:48.680
it's you'll find it immediately because it's
just fucking it's it's probably like three

1235
01:24:48.840 --> 01:24:53.159
or four things down or something.
I don't wait or maybe oh wait,

1236
01:24:53.199 --> 01:24:56.479
no, maybe it's further down.
Because I tweeted out a lot during the

1237
01:24:56.720 --> 01:25:01.239
UFC. Oh. Yeah, yeah, it's so it's a little bit further

1238
01:25:01.239 --> 01:25:03.520
down because it was five days ago. But yeah, it just looks all

1239
01:25:03.600 --> 01:25:08.439
glossy and balloony and ship and not
like you know, you know, just

1240
01:25:08.520 --> 01:25:13.399
having a jumpsuit. But they just
want like a cosplay fucking vault jumpsuit essentially,

1241
01:25:13.760 --> 01:25:16.600
where like it's like fitting like you
know, like a hot girl kind

1242
01:25:16.640 --> 01:25:19.720
of a thing. And I'm like, bro, just calm down, enjoy

1243
01:25:19.800 --> 01:25:25.640
the show. Yeah. Uh so, yeah, let's get another one.

1244
01:25:25.720 --> 01:25:28.279
First things first, I am gay
and I'm loving dude's head. I'm fired

1245
01:25:28.359 --> 01:25:30.520
up and tied up with nine guys
in my bed. Oh ball reliever rode

1246
01:25:30.560 --> 01:25:35.039
In. He says, the mutant
Apoca, I don't know. I have

1247
01:25:35.159 --> 01:25:43.079
no fucking clue. The Mutant Apocalypse
is from Egypt. Egypt is in Africa.

1248
01:25:43.119 --> 01:25:45.720
Apocalypse is African? Can he say
the N word? Yeah? I

1249
01:25:45.800 --> 01:25:48.680
want to African. He's not.
Well, first of all, what I

1250
01:25:48.680 --> 01:25:53.680
would feel even if you're not,
I think it's okay in my opinion.

1251
01:25:54.840 --> 01:26:00.279
Really, I don't know, man, I kind of feel like I feel

1252
01:26:00.319 --> 01:26:03.199
like, realistically, you're not go
ahead just because you're African. You're not

1253
01:26:03.279 --> 01:26:09.760
African American and that's really what that
that's really what that is, like specifically

1254
01:26:10.000 --> 01:26:15.520
for Black Americans like that. Actually
it's for a black American and the British.

1255
01:26:15.600 --> 01:26:18.760
British black people as well, they
were called that as well. The

1256
01:26:18.880 --> 01:26:24.319
context here and there is slightly different, but it's that word was still used

1257
01:26:24.359 --> 01:26:29.359
to demean them as well. I
mean it probably was a Caribbeans too,

1258
01:26:29.479 --> 01:26:33.600
and even Portuguese people do. Actually, I think it was adopted like the

1259
01:26:33.640 --> 01:26:41.840
whole the whole thing is because it's
like nigga, right, that word popularized

1260
01:26:41.960 --> 01:26:45.960
in America. There was something that
was done here. It's in the same

1261
01:26:45.079 --> 01:26:49.319
vein as like the way, are
you sure I'm not telling just like discredit

1262
01:26:49.359 --> 01:26:54.840
you because I know that word is. That word exists in Portugal as well.

1263
01:26:54.960 --> 01:27:00.399
They were called that thing. But
here's the thing we're talking about.

1264
01:27:00.520 --> 01:27:02.479
We're not saying, do you when
we're talking about that past, they're not

1265
01:27:02.520 --> 01:27:09.279
talking about the hard R because black
people, black Americans don't fucking address each

1266
01:27:09.279 --> 01:27:12.000
other with the hard R. That's
not what they're talking about. They're not

1267
01:27:12.039 --> 01:27:16.920
saying because past, to say hard
R, that's always derogatory. So it's

1268
01:27:16.960 --> 01:27:18.880
like do you have the do you
have the pass? To say, and

1269
01:27:19.199 --> 01:27:23.960
that is a word that was,
it was popular, it was it was

1270
01:27:24.000 --> 01:27:29.439
a thing that started in America,
and then of course other black cultures adapted

1271
01:27:29.479 --> 01:27:32.520
it too. Were like I'll see
like a Nigerian like Izzy out of Sonya

1272
01:27:32.920 --> 01:27:35.479
who moved to New Zealand, and
then he says nigga, and I'm like,

1273
01:27:35.920 --> 01:27:39.319
it is a little weird when you
think about it. When you think

1274
01:27:39.359 --> 01:27:41.920
about it, first of all,
he doesn't say it right. Also,

1275
01:27:43.319 --> 01:27:45.680
this is an example. It's just
an example of like, hey, you

1276
01:27:45.760 --> 01:27:51.800
didn't necessarily have the you know it
if we wanted to be technical about it.

1277
01:27:53.319 --> 01:27:57.920
But I'm throwing all technicality out.
Cat's been out of the bag for

1278
01:27:58.000 --> 01:28:01.680
a long time. I think it's
pretty fucking clear that even in America,

1279
01:28:01.760 --> 01:28:06.079
when we've mentioned it many times before, a lot of your Puerto Rican brethren

1280
01:28:08.000 --> 01:28:10.520
have you know what I mean.
So it's just kind of like whatever,

1281
01:28:10.680 --> 01:28:13.119
dude, like, I'll let the
I'll let the Africans say, and I

1282
01:28:13.159 --> 01:28:16.640
don't give a fucky for me.
It's simply if that word was used to

1283
01:28:16.720 --> 01:28:23.239
define you or anyone in your grandparentsage, that's that's that's where blackness stops from

1284
01:28:23.279 --> 01:28:26.960
me. If your grandparents at least
one of them isn't black. I don't

1285
01:28:27.000 --> 01:28:30.000
call you as a black personally myself. I'm not gonna die from saying words

1286
01:28:30.039 --> 01:28:33.199
you want to say. It depends
how you look as well. But if

1287
01:28:33.239 --> 01:28:39.840
the N word was used, does
a Draga toy describe you? No matter

1288
01:28:39.880 --> 01:28:42.520
where you are on this planet?
I think it is fine for you.

1289
01:28:42.560 --> 01:28:44.880
The city, I don't think so. I don't think no, no,

1290
01:28:45.079 --> 01:28:51.600
no way, Christoph. I've been
called that. I've been called that,

1291
01:28:51.880 --> 01:28:55.720
so like there's no chat. You've
been You've been You've been called that,

1292
01:28:55.920 --> 01:28:59.920
true, but like that's not that's
but like that's insane. Who calls the

1293
01:29:00.119 --> 01:29:04.439
that? Like I've had I remember
when I first moved here, literally like

1294
01:29:04.520 --> 01:29:08.880
at the there was a seven eleven
like in Glendale, or like like a

1295
01:29:08.960 --> 01:29:13.520
convenience store in Glendale where like this
guy was fucking angry in the convenience store.

1296
01:29:13.520 --> 01:29:15.560
He didn't get like a I don't
know, he like tried to return

1297
01:29:15.640 --> 01:29:17.119
something to a fucking convenience store or
something. I don't remember what the fucking

1298
01:29:17.159 --> 01:29:20.000
fight was, but he was like
screaming and I went in there for a

1299
01:29:20.079 --> 01:29:23.680
tea back when they were like still
selling glass and apples and I went in

1300
01:29:23.720 --> 01:29:27.800
there. I was like, oh
man, and he turned to me along

1301
01:29:27.840 --> 01:29:29.520
with a lot of other people,
and he was like, get out of

1302
01:29:29.560 --> 01:29:30.199
here, get out of here,
and he's pointed at me. It's like

1303
01:29:30.319 --> 01:29:34.399
you and he's and he said he
said that specifically that word. I was

1304
01:29:34.439 --> 01:29:38.199
like, yo, huh what He's
like, get out of here? And

1305
01:29:38.279 --> 01:29:41.239
I was like, okay, listen
I And also it happens on I mean,

1306
01:29:41.399 --> 01:29:44.279
Xbox Live is a fucking, notorious, fucking place where like, yeah,

1307
01:29:44.279 --> 01:29:46.720
everybody, I understand what you mean, not being called that, but

1308
01:29:46.960 --> 01:29:50.239
being defined as that. Like if
you were if you were part of translated

1309
01:29:50.279 --> 01:29:55.239
slave trade and they were like,
hey, what are you shipping and you're

1310
01:29:55.279 --> 01:29:59.239
getting in there and they said N
words, right, But then it's like,

1311
01:30:00.079 --> 01:30:03.880
yeah, but you weren't. You
weren't traded. Huh No. My

1312
01:30:04.000 --> 01:30:09.319
ancestors were, yeah, but you
don't get to What does that mean?

1313
01:30:10.119 --> 01:30:15.039
You don't get to because you were
just personally you understand they Chris, I

1314
01:30:15.159 --> 01:30:17.159
understand the contents of what you're saying. I just don't even for me and

1315
01:30:17.279 --> 01:30:19.960
and I and I'm and I'm real
and I'm very real about the ideas that

1316
01:30:20.079 --> 01:30:25.720
like the N word for for Caribbeans
is different in general, also Hispanic people

1317
01:30:25.920 --> 01:30:29.720
because unfortunately I'm that offome. It
means like so it means like hot pockets

1318
01:30:29.800 --> 01:30:31.079
or something like that, right,
like impanadas or what is it? Something

1319
01:30:31.119 --> 01:30:34.479
like that? Right, It's something
like along the lines like you gotta you

1320
01:30:34.520 --> 01:30:39.520
got a nigga and then you guys
fucking like break yeah, something like we

1321
01:30:39.640 --> 01:30:45.520
do, and they think it's a
ten dollars bill. No black person.

1322
01:30:46.199 --> 01:30:50.319
Let me ask you, guys,
chin well the amount of times well in

1323
01:30:50.439 --> 01:30:55.199
Mandarin and Mandarin it is. It
is a I forgot what they call that,

1324
01:30:55.359 --> 01:30:58.760
the automatopoeia when you say ums and
ans then you know, like a

1325
01:30:58.800 --> 01:31:02.319
stutter. There's a proper herm for
that, whatever that's called. There's is

1326
01:31:02.720 --> 01:31:08.319
sounds like nigga and me working at
New Egg. When I worked at New

1327
01:31:08.359 --> 01:31:12.720
Egg, it was so funny being
there because it just sounded like there's a

1328
01:31:12.760 --> 01:31:18.159
bunch of fucking Chinese people just saying
nigga fucking every few minutes because everybody goes

1329
01:31:18.760 --> 01:31:24.479
and uh, you know, but
they just go on nigga, nigga,

1330
01:31:24.479 --> 01:31:29.239
And I'm like, I love this
place because out of context, it's amazing.

1331
01:31:29.680 --> 01:31:36.319
It sounds like, huh yeah,
green it means you like means it's

1332
01:31:36.399 --> 01:31:42.159
not nigga. It's me god,
it's a different word. It's not nigga

1333
01:31:42.520 --> 01:31:45.439
and Mandarin either, it's like I
think it's nika. I forget I that's

1334
01:31:45.479 --> 01:31:53.159
a Spanish that's Spanish, you know, like where it's like, well that

1335
01:31:53.279 --> 01:31:57.039
at least actually means black, you
know, like and that's true. I

1336
01:31:57.840 --> 01:32:01.359
yeah, Negro, like medello,
neg those are actually pretty good. Oh,

1337
01:32:01.439 --> 01:32:03.720
let me ask you guys question before
we move on. Do you think

1338
01:32:03.840 --> 01:32:09.560
the way that the the Xbox lobbies
and how everything went down, with the

1339
01:32:09.560 --> 01:32:14.199
amount of hard rs and in words
that have been used in that specific context,

1340
01:32:14.239 --> 01:32:16.920
do you think that maybe it should
have been classified as its own language,

1341
01:32:18.039 --> 01:32:23.399
like say, because it's so it
was so desensitized in a way that

1342
01:32:23.640 --> 01:32:26.600
you can tell like a lot of
these people weren't actually racist, they were

1343
01:32:26.640 --> 01:32:28.960
just fucking pieces of shit. Oh
yeah, no, the you know,

1344
01:32:29.520 --> 01:32:34.600
the the which is in a sense
kind of worse. I would say I

1345
01:32:34.600 --> 01:32:39.279
would say this if you I do
think this is I do think this is

1346
01:32:39.399 --> 01:32:45.319
true as as I feel like almost
like the Internet evolved on like especially specifically

1347
01:32:45.359 --> 01:32:49.880
like Xbox Live and end games communication
I feel like they evolved on separate planes

1348
01:32:49.960 --> 01:32:56.000
from normal reality linguistically, and then
they merged at some point. Because,

1349
01:32:56.079 --> 01:32:58.760
like I do think, if you
say the f slur today over Mike,

1350
01:32:59.600 --> 01:33:03.279
like in a public game, you're
probably a really weird person who has like

1351
01:33:03.439 --> 01:33:09.079
really strange beliefs about those people.
I do think that's probably probably likely.

1352
01:33:09.520 --> 01:33:13.520
But like I think in two thousand
and eight or twenty ten, it's pretty

1353
01:33:13.600 --> 01:33:16.119
high likelihood that you were just saying
that because that's part of the language of

1354
01:33:16.159 --> 01:33:19.680
the of the of the lobbies at
the time. Yeah, because I know

1355
01:33:19.760 --> 01:33:23.399
for a fact, I know,
for a fact I heard people. I

1356
01:33:23.479 --> 01:33:27.399
heard all sorts of people say the
f slur who in fact were either gay

1357
01:33:27.479 --> 01:33:31.600
and didn't realize that would still con
care, or just didn't have any negative

1358
01:33:31.600 --> 01:33:35.039
opinions about gay people at all,
genuinely for real. So like I do

1359
01:33:35.199 --> 01:33:38.000
think, like there's a level of
like, dude, man, I'm not

1360
01:33:38.039 --> 01:33:42.239
going I've said those I've said all
those terrible words online. I've said all

1361
01:33:42.279 --> 01:33:45.880
of these things, of course,
So what's the language called? What would

1362
01:33:45.880 --> 01:33:56.640
you call just eve? This mean
doesn't mean slurvy, slurvy I speak Slurvian

1363
01:33:56.720 --> 01:34:04.159
on Xbox gamer speak. That's what
you'll see a gamer more associated with a

1364
01:34:04.239 --> 01:34:10.520
gamer. Game Arian Gamish should be
Gamish. I'm speaking Gamish and they're like,

1365
01:34:10.600 --> 01:34:14.479
I'm speaking Gamish today. I like
that. I like that. What

1366
01:34:14.600 --> 01:34:19.319
are the Gamish traditions? Will you
bust? You must shout bagget into the

1367
01:34:19.399 --> 01:34:31.039
microphone four thousand times four as one
of top that sh would drive me to

1368
01:34:31.119 --> 01:34:33.880
say more terrible, doesn't call me
nword. It would give me zeal like

1369
01:34:33.920 --> 01:34:38.720
I would get more energy from it, you know, I would get more

1370
01:34:38.840 --> 01:34:43.319
dry forget not really do better,
dude. I still remember to this day

1371
01:34:43.359 --> 01:34:46.680
when we were with Joe, or
when we were living in uh the the

1372
01:34:46.760 --> 01:34:49.359
long apartment with Joe and he was
like, hey, man, I just

1373
01:34:49.399 --> 01:34:51.520
got the new Call of Duty and
I was like, I remember being like,

1374
01:34:51.560 --> 01:34:54.800
oh, okay, interesting, I'm
curious as to whether or not it's

1375
01:34:54.800 --> 01:34:59.920
different his first fucking game. We
walk into his room just to see like

1376
01:35:00.039 --> 01:35:01.840
what the game looks like and how
it runs, and like what it's like.

1377
01:35:02.279 --> 01:35:06.119
And then immediately and like I think, maybe not even ten seconds over

1378
01:35:06.199 --> 01:35:10.520
the over the voice comedy words like
loud as hell, and I was like,

1379
01:35:10.760 --> 01:35:14.840
I can't believe it, Like my
first exposure to call duty in years

1380
01:35:15.239 --> 01:35:21.000
for a micro second, and it
was like already slurs, truly awesome.

1381
01:35:23.399 --> 01:35:27.399
They know who they are, man, you got we know. You know

1382
01:35:27.439 --> 01:35:30.600
what I'm gonna do later when I
have time, I'm gonna kinda jump back

1383
01:35:30.640 --> 01:35:36.520
into two thousand and nine Modern Warfare
two and I'm gonna practice my arc Like

1384
01:35:36.520 --> 01:35:40.760
who cares if you get banned from
that ship? Like there's probably three people

1385
01:35:42.600 --> 01:35:45.239
I think they are. I think
I think they again, right, they

1386
01:35:45.359 --> 01:35:49.279
got revived. I think when no, no, no, they well,

1387
01:35:49.359 --> 01:35:51.920
yeah, they didn't go down technically
because I think it's I think it's peer

1388
01:35:51.960 --> 01:35:55.479
to peer, and I think it's
not. It's not played in twenty eighteen

1389
01:35:56.159 --> 01:35:59.039
and twenty eighteen were definitely up because
that was the last time I played.

1390
01:35:59.039 --> 01:36:01.680
They were still up. So what
what happened is they're still up, but

1391
01:36:01.720 --> 01:36:05.600
they're just abandoned basically, like they
don't like them. There's no moderation and

1392
01:36:05.760 --> 01:36:09.640
like the devs don't give a shit
because the devs are technically non existent,

1393
01:36:10.159 --> 01:36:13.520
so like it's really just like a
publisher side server farm that's kind of just

1394
01:36:13.640 --> 01:36:18.039
like set up. But I remember
they they enhanced it when Microsoft bought Activision

1395
01:36:18.119 --> 01:36:23.119
or when that deal finally went through, like all those games like got like

1396
01:36:23.199 --> 01:36:27.039
a like some weird patch or something, and everybody was like whoa, but

1397
01:36:27.119 --> 01:36:30.399
they're still kind of hackers. Playgrounds
like you can't you cannot play a legitimate

1398
01:36:30.439 --> 01:36:32.840
game right called ity mone Warfare two
on That is true, the LXI version,

1399
01:36:32.880 --> 01:36:38.119
like it's gone. That is true. I remember vividly trying to play

1400
01:36:38.159 --> 01:36:43.479
in twenty eighteen and this nigga's just
standing in one spot and he's just fucking

1401
01:36:43.760 --> 01:36:47.960
murking everyone. He didn't even move, He's just with everyone's get I was

1402
01:36:48.000 --> 01:36:51.159
like it was so funny. I
was like it was fucked up. I

1403
01:36:51.199 --> 01:36:54.600
played a game. I don't even
know how they I don't even know how

1404
01:36:54.640 --> 01:36:56.840
they do this, but like I
played a game of Monder Warfare two.

1405
01:36:56.840 --> 01:36:59.520
It was on high Rise, and
I remember because I loved I remember really

1406
01:36:59.560 --> 01:37:01.479
liking that app, and I was
running around and then I look at the

1407
01:37:01.600 --> 01:37:05.199
sun because there's a sunset on that
map and the sun is doctor Phil's face,

1408
01:37:05.520 --> 01:37:10.720
and every no, no matter where
you're at, you die, like

1409
01:37:10.840 --> 01:37:13.800
so like you live for like five
seconds and then you die, and it's

1410
01:37:13.840 --> 01:37:16.439
like it's just a fucking mess.
A complete, like there's no reason to

1411
01:37:16.479 --> 01:37:23.960
play that game, but it's funny
hearing people on the mic. Oh man,

1412
01:37:24.000 --> 01:37:30.199
I had had a question here,
ud, you know, yeah,

1413
01:37:30.840 --> 01:37:35.119
bro, how much worse would it
have been if there was fucking uh webcam?

1414
01:37:35.520 --> 01:37:40.159
Like what if you saw your fucking
face that people saw your you would

1415
01:37:40.199 --> 01:37:44.399
have seen pipe, you would have
seen all the time. Would ship webcam

1416
01:37:44.600 --> 01:37:50.199
webcamtes penis to be shown that you're
very right? I did not consider that.

1417
01:37:50.319 --> 01:37:55.039
I was actually thinking of just how
with the the racism being enhanced,

1418
01:37:55.600 --> 01:38:00.079
you know, but that is edward. It's like, you know, like

1419
01:38:01.039 --> 01:38:06.359
I couldn't help, but notice you
were black? Might I say something to

1420
01:38:06.439 --> 01:38:11.319
you? I feel like people would
have to get like sound wars because they

1421
01:38:11.319 --> 01:38:15.800
couldn't say inward. They couldn't say
the inWORD fast enough, just be like

1422
01:38:15.880 --> 01:38:18.760
yeah, dude, just pushing the
button. Look no no no no no

1423
01:38:18.840 --> 01:38:24.159
no no no no no no dude. I remember that was a big problem

1424
01:38:24.159 --> 01:38:27.560
actually with Uno because like I think
the Uno Xbox Live game like added like

1425
01:38:27.640 --> 01:38:30.920
webcam support, and people were just
like shoving their fucking dicks on. Can

1426
01:38:30.960 --> 01:38:32.680
you imagine shoving a reversal and then
like shoving your cock. That was a

1427
01:38:32.800 --> 01:38:35.239
problem. That's why. That is
why I got taken off. That's the

1428
01:38:35.319 --> 01:38:40.960
game store. That is so funny. Actually, bro, that game was

1429
01:38:41.079 --> 01:38:44.319
so fun real talk, it's really
good actually, like it's like probably one

1430
01:38:44.359 --> 01:38:48.479
of my favorite games. It would
inherently, but it's uno, you know,

1431
01:38:48.600 --> 01:38:53.560
so inherently, like wait, that
voice, what was it? That

1432
01:38:53.720 --> 01:38:59.840
voice message of oh yeah, it's
like you have you have? I don't

1433
01:38:59.880 --> 01:39:03.279
have you know, you know,
you fucking dick dude. That that is

1434
01:39:03.640 --> 01:39:09.760
one of the most iconic things that
has ever been known. I think I

1435
01:39:09.920 --> 01:39:14.399
know that. I feel like in
my heart I know that video like word

1436
01:39:14.479 --> 01:39:17.439
for word, like if they started, if I started watching that video,

1437
01:39:17.479 --> 01:39:23.520
I would immediately remember everything. But
I love that video such a classic.

1438
01:39:24.000 --> 01:39:26.359
You don't really get that anymore,
man, Like, I think it's a

1439
01:39:26.479 --> 01:39:29.960
lot of that comedy is from the
fact that those microphones sucked so much shit,

1440
01:39:30.239 --> 01:39:32.079
Like even at the time, even
at the time they suck, it

1441
01:39:32.159 --> 01:39:36.479
wasn't like it wasn't like, oh, we we have bad recordings of our

1442
01:39:36.960 --> 01:39:40.760
of our audio back then, and
it was actually better in the moment than

1443
01:39:40.800 --> 01:39:42.960
it was in the recordings. It's
like, no, it really did sound

1444
01:39:43.000 --> 01:39:46.399
that shitty. No, like it
sounded completely horrendous. Like there are some

1445
01:39:47.079 --> 01:39:50.560
some people I understand that this is
like a very inside baseball and very very

1446
01:39:50.640 --> 01:39:54.600
like nerdy, very specific thing to
be aware of. But like in like

1447
01:39:54.640 --> 01:39:57.079
two thousand and four, two thousand
and five, there were a lot of

1448
01:39:57.119 --> 01:40:03.640
these Halo two machinemas online that because
there were no like people weren't in booths

1449
01:40:03.720 --> 01:40:09.199
in person recording audio, all of
the voice lines were done through the microphones,

1450
01:40:09.800 --> 01:40:15.199
and it is so fucking funny.
It is like ten times funnier than

1451
01:40:15.239 --> 01:40:18.359
it would be if their audio was
clear. And one of my favorite ones

1452
01:40:18.439 --> 01:40:25.680
is, uh it's called frequency by
I Am Suck, and it's like this

1453
01:40:25.840 --> 01:40:29.000
dumb machine where like there's a laser
beam that just shouts the new Manuma theme.

1454
01:40:29.039 --> 01:40:31.079
It's like very very to that early
two thousands, but like the way

1455
01:40:31.159 --> 01:40:40.520
that people scream through those microphones is
like there's nothing that it's music to my

1456
01:40:40.600 --> 01:40:45.439
fucking ears, those old compressed,
fucked low bitrate microphones. I have a

1457
01:40:45.520 --> 01:40:50.199
channel in one of my discords or
specifically my main like friend discord server that

1458
01:40:50.319 --> 01:40:53.960
has like a voice channel that has
like a really really low bit rate on

1459
01:40:54.039 --> 01:41:00.720
purpose just to like emulate it.
So capture that bobbies. That's great.

1460
01:41:00.039 --> 01:41:05.039
It sounds so funny that one clip. Let me ask you this and then

1461
01:41:05.159 --> 01:41:08.479
we should just do like maybe one
more and go or something. But uh

1462
01:41:09.159 --> 01:41:14.760
yeah, yeah that guy is he's
talking ship and then he starts playing inter

1463
01:41:15.119 --> 01:41:19.960
Sandman. Oh, you're just jealous. You're just jealous that you're just jealous

1464
01:41:20.800 --> 01:41:25.000
of my of my hands because my
guitar hands will do something you'll never be

1465
01:41:25.039 --> 01:41:27.560
able to do in real life.
So uh, yeah, you're gay.

1466
01:41:27.840 --> 01:41:35.960
And then he starts playing gay really
poorly, like really like the most sound

1467
01:41:36.000 --> 01:41:40.920
like a bit because it might be
a bit, but like I also feel

1468
01:41:40.960 --> 01:41:45.359
like I feel like it's just so
authentic still, Like even if it was

1469
01:41:45.439 --> 01:41:46.680
a bit, I don't think he
I don't think it was a bit with

1470
01:41:46.760 --> 01:41:51.119
the intended purpose of being shared necessarily. I think it was genuinely like something

1471
01:41:51.199 --> 01:41:56.159
that he thought was funny for the
other person to see and so he just

1472
01:41:56.279 --> 01:42:00.000
did it. But like I think
it's that it's the micro man, it's

1473
01:42:00.760 --> 01:42:08.680
great, it's that's that's a great
one. That's good ship Enter Sandman xbox

1474
01:42:08.760 --> 01:42:11.359
a lot. He doesn't play it
that bad. He doesn't play it that

1475
01:42:11.520 --> 01:42:16.600
bad. Pretty bad message it's not
You're not a guitarist, so I understand

1476
01:42:16.640 --> 01:42:25.479
where your barometer is. It's very
poorly played, it is. I actually

1477
01:42:25.520 --> 01:42:28.640
don't even think it's I'm pretty sure
he's playing it in like standard tuning.

1478
01:42:28.720 --> 01:42:31.880
It's not very correctly. It's definitely
not to correctly. You know, if

1479
01:42:31.920 --> 01:42:35.199
he plays you can you at least
know what it is, you know,

1480
01:42:36.800 --> 01:42:41.720
give him his credit. His timing
is so fucked. I love listening.

1481
01:42:41.960 --> 01:42:46.119
I love this. I love this
fucking message. God damn, there's so

1482
01:42:46.159 --> 01:42:50.520
many that you can probably like like, yeah, you're gay, so yet

1483
01:42:50.640 --> 01:43:00.560
you're gay. I don't like.
The comments on this are are great too.

1484
01:43:00.600 --> 01:43:04.359
It's like I don't care if it's
completely off key. The pure amount

1485
01:43:04.479 --> 01:43:14.279
of confidence and the idea of insult
hyphen music cue is amazing. It is

1486
01:43:14.359 --> 01:43:18.319
pretty insane, legendary. I'm just
I just imagine this guy plugging up his

1487
01:43:18.439 --> 01:43:23.359
guitar and pedals and ship with that
look on his face like this is gonna

1488
01:43:23.359 --> 01:43:30.279
show his ass. I fucking rule
love it. He does kind of rush.

1489
01:43:30.680 --> 01:43:33.960
Yeah, They're like I love what
you rushes because I think because there's

1490
01:43:34.000 --> 01:43:36.600
only yeah, there's only like I
think you can only record like I think

1491
01:43:36.600 --> 01:43:40.479
you can only record like fifteen seconds
at that at that time. Yeah,

1492
01:43:41.359 --> 01:43:46.479
so he's just like, I gotta
grab it in there. I do that

1493
01:43:47.560 --> 01:43:50.680
story sometimes where I start seeing that
I'm almost out and I'm like, I

1494
01:43:50.760 --> 01:43:57.000
gotta start talking faster, and I'm
like that came out like ship, Yeah,

1495
01:43:59.319 --> 01:44:09.119
you're yay, you get so so
good. Yeah, speed up,

1496
01:44:10.479 --> 01:44:15.279
let's get let's get out of here. Speeds up at the last like eighth

1497
01:44:15.439 --> 01:44:24.000
of a Yeah. It's great.
Thank you guys for support and supporting the

1498
01:44:24.039 --> 01:44:25.920
show. Our goal today was just
to kind of get through a lot of

1499
01:44:26.000 --> 01:44:30.359
some of the questions that we usually
usually we rant too long to get to,

1500
01:44:30.520 --> 01:44:32.079
so we we tried to blitz through
a decent number of them. We

1501
01:44:32.119 --> 01:44:35.279
want you to get your value,
you know, get your question right on

1502
01:44:35.319 --> 01:44:38.880
the show and all that. So
we hope we still have a lot of

1503
01:44:39.159 --> 01:44:41.960
questions left to read still and we're
in the middle of the month still,

1504
01:44:42.000 --> 01:44:45.800
so we've got we're paced pretty well. One thing I want to notice before

1505
01:44:45.840 --> 01:44:48.119
we get or one thing I want
to say before we leave today is that

1506
01:44:49.119 --> 01:44:57.680
the merch is done, and if
you are a patron, you'll be getting

1507
01:44:58.039 --> 01:45:01.479
Uh, there's a the store is
going to launch, like in mid May,

1508
01:45:01.520 --> 01:45:03.640
I think is like a good time
to launch it, and that's kind

1509
01:45:03.640 --> 01:45:06.119
of like when it's set up to
launch. But patrons will get away in

1510
01:45:08.239 --> 01:45:10.760
if they have a password. We're
not going to say that password here because

1511
01:45:10.800 --> 01:45:13.920
that's a Patreon thing. So if
you want to jump on that, that'll

1512
01:45:13.960 --> 01:45:15.920
be in the coming days that you'll
get that password, and then we'll share

1513
01:45:15.960 --> 01:45:19.800
the link when ready, so you
guys can see what we got up there.

1514
01:45:19.920 --> 01:45:23.439
It's a very limited number of things. It's very small. We're just

1515
01:45:23.479 --> 01:45:27.840
trying to gauge interest, see what
happens, and some of them might be

1516
01:45:27.920 --> 01:45:31.920
completely limited by the way. Some
of these things might just be open before

1517
01:45:31.960 --> 01:45:39.039
the story even launches, and you
might have a little little limited edition fucking

1518
01:45:39.159 --> 01:45:43.319
stupid shirt that you can't believe exists. I'm really excited about a handful of

1519
01:45:43.359 --> 01:45:46.239
them specifically. But yeah, so
keep an eye for that. If you're

1520
01:45:46.279 --> 01:45:49.079
on the Patreon, keep an eye
for that. If you're curious about it

1521
01:45:49.079 --> 01:45:54.199
and you're not a patron, jump
on because we appreciate you over there,

1522
01:45:54.560 --> 01:45:59.399
and yeah, that'll be it.
Let's uh. We did talk recently on

1523
01:45:59.479 --> 01:46:06.800
a recent Day episode about experimenting with
somebody else reading the names, And I'm

1524
01:46:06.920 --> 01:46:14.439
curious, Sweeney, if you want
to read the names, where's the list

1525
01:46:14.439 --> 01:46:16.119
of what? I find the list
of them? Never mind, it's already.

1526
01:46:16.159 --> 01:46:19.119
The question is if you're already asking
how we we're not gonna do it.

1527
01:46:20.239 --> 01:46:24.800
We'll we'll do it next time.
I got, I got, I

1528
01:46:24.880 --> 01:46:27.359
gotta, I gotta, I gotta
leave a nine minutes next time. I

1529
01:46:27.439 --> 01:46:30.159
got nine minutes, all right,
I got nine minutes, all right,

1530
01:46:30.279 --> 01:46:32.479
nine minutes. All right, let's
you went through. I'm sure you can

1531
01:46:32.560 --> 01:46:34.560
do it. Find nine minutes.
But I was like the whole setup in

1532
01:46:34.600 --> 01:46:36.840
Sweeney doing it. We need more
time. We need more time than that.

1533
01:46:38.640 --> 01:46:41.600
We need more time than that.
Sure, you're doing the next episode

1534
01:46:41.640 --> 01:46:46.119
for sure, though it'll be interesting. Active payments paid members twenty five.

1535
01:46:46.199 --> 01:46:49.039
Yeah, we'll do next episode,
all right, cant me down to me

1536
01:46:50.640 --> 01:46:59.880
three two one. I'm about to
come off, splat splat a guy.

1537
01:47:00.159 --> 01:47:02.000
I think the recording stopped, Like
for real? How much for Chris to

1538
01:47:02.680 --> 01:47:06.560
tattoo my name on his cock?
Miguel O Harris trans mask pussy? What

1539
01:47:06.720 --> 01:47:12.039
will you have after five hundred queers? First things first, I am gay

1540
01:47:12.159 --> 01:47:15.640
and I love giving dudes head I'm
fired up and tied up with nine guys

1541
01:47:15.720 --> 01:47:18.920
in my bed. Oh ball reliever, Turian pussy in this life for the

1542
01:47:19.000 --> 01:47:24.039
next. I just got a full
time job milking hot, sweet piss from

1543
01:47:24.119 --> 01:47:27.880
Swen's big bulbous boy tits. I
don't think you know where pisses stored.

1544
01:47:28.359 --> 01:47:36.119
It's in the balls. I'm fucking
Florida. I'm fucked in Florida. Say

1545
01:47:36.159 --> 01:47:40.079
what you want, kunt wipe me
down because I'm covered in kumb little boozy.

1546
01:47:40.479 --> 01:47:43.720
In Allan's voice from Smiling Friends,
I heard you, bred pim,

1547
01:47:43.960 --> 01:47:48.279
Charlie pim voice. Hooray the world, the whole office knows, Charlie.

1548
01:47:49.560 --> 01:47:54.640
Stupid Chris. I can't even can't
even finish a tearless series. Big Meat

1549
01:47:54.720 --> 01:47:57.159
Stinks, Andy the man whose handies
are ut here and Dandy Goofy and his

1550
01:47:57.239 --> 01:48:02.760
cartoonishly large dog cock Oopsie's that accidentally
forgot how many vcs they loaded into the

1551
01:48:02.840 --> 01:48:08.359
chopper. Heath Smoker Charlie Sheen bending
over Tom Swen and inserting his pen u

1552
01:48:09.039 --> 01:48:14.239
regulators. But it's ejaculators by Warren
Gay Tarik Machid's secret white gay lover.

1553
01:48:14.520 --> 01:48:19.000
S'more moo oh smore Moo makes his
return homeless transfem who comes gonna put my

1554
01:48:19.079 --> 01:48:23.119
peepe in your ear lobes? Derek, Ah, you guys are bad at

1555
01:48:23.199 --> 01:48:29.680
arguing and retard. I'd be I'd
be conundrumming for a chro umboiling Bitchhoh,

1556
01:48:29.720 --> 01:48:31.800
I don't even know what the fuck
that means. My queer spear be gaping

1557
01:48:31.840 --> 01:48:35.279
men's balloons like nonsen a child's tongue. At a birthday party, one of

1558
01:48:35.319 --> 01:48:40.359
my lecturers got cucked by the leading
of the Pixies. Gay ot Genesis be

1559
01:48:40.479 --> 01:48:43.479
like I'm in love with a homo
Uh, SpongeBob, piss pants, miss

1560
01:48:43.560 --> 01:48:45.680
the Pants, Chris, bitch Nato
and swing black Man. How do you

1561
01:48:45.680 --> 01:48:48.479
feel about? Into the light and
final shape ball of the first sin spump

1562
01:48:48.520 --> 01:48:51.319
be futters where I'm Chris, I'm
big and gay that hates reading the names

1563
01:48:51.319 --> 01:48:56.760
wad jolly old dipshit balls, dipped
dipped red, screaming in black and white.

1564
01:48:56.840 --> 01:48:59.600
Patrick hid him with that autistic flow. I beg to cream near the

1565
01:48:59.640 --> 01:49:01.640
rear of a rear end of some
horny guys. Is uh, this is

1566
01:49:01.720 --> 01:49:06.199
my longing as I fit as I
fist is behind, I'm probably gay holiday

1567
01:49:06.279 --> 01:49:13.199
by Green Day, Sydney Sweeney's tits
is two Moons, Ciphergraph Medium Penis have

1568
01:49:13.399 --> 01:49:15.039
Palsine's be like here they come.
It's lots of lots and juice and planes.

1569
01:49:15.479 --> 01:49:19.960
There are no I really love that. There are no good video game

1570
01:49:20.000 --> 01:49:23.760
adaptations. There's only the far Cry
movie from two thousand and nine. I

1571
01:49:23.800 --> 01:49:27.000
didn't even know that was fucking real. Is that real? That's real?

1572
01:49:27.319 --> 01:49:29.560
Why? Why do you look that
up? So I two thousand and nine

1573
01:49:30.079 --> 01:49:32.760
that was that? I have a
sounds like right after Fall col I could

1574
01:49:34.840 --> 01:49:43.920
that was like that was before Farcry
three but weird or maybe two thousand and

1575
01:49:43.920 --> 01:49:49.079
eight Farcy movie real. That's insane. Hunter Dubois ripping my bong daily since

1576
01:49:49.079 --> 01:49:53.439
twenty twenty. I'm really farting out
some shit right now, boy, giving

1577
01:49:53.520 --> 01:49:58.159
top to my fortified penis, fat
nerds blowing hot, monstrously thick bombs,

1578
01:49:58.479 --> 01:50:02.640
lash car my dick takes four sharp
lefts NASCAR, The fuck is going on?

1579
01:50:03.079 --> 01:50:08.399
Lily's asparagus binging piss dealer, back
to tank of Come, back to

1580
01:50:08.439 --> 01:50:15.640
the tank of piss, Caucasian container
crack about for Gay's disgruntled Donald Trump burping

1581
01:50:15.640 --> 01:50:17.079
on Dom's clit. Super Earth is
his regular Earth with that Israel, Max

1582
01:50:17.119 --> 01:50:21.520
Silouette and the people Proud and gay
giving giving me Dick here cheflipking on my

1583
01:50:21.560 --> 01:50:24.560
pip up possum. You guys mentioned
O. J. Simpson in the last

1584
01:50:24.560 --> 01:50:28.079
episode and now he's dead. Good
job. We are rebranding the Snark Tank

1585
01:50:28.159 --> 01:50:30.279
as the Spank Tank, maybe slightly
above average. Clinton Energy, the Heart

1586
01:50:30.399 --> 01:50:33.079
just the hard r Star Coffee.
Never made it as a straight man,

1587
01:50:33.239 --> 01:50:36.199
only made it as a gay man, squealing J cole Let, Nat Noads

1588
01:50:36.279 --> 01:50:44.600
down and Drake is texting little girls
and Kendrick is short. My son froze

1589
01:50:44.600 --> 01:50:46.399
to death in the waste of Ohio
by going homeless to pay you Fox,

1590
01:50:46.479 --> 01:50:50.479
and now this is his memorial rip
John Transfam Gremlin exposing people with lasars,

1591
01:50:50.479 --> 01:50:55.079
the ninet million rotchins of ionizing radiation, yoush Worms, Craig the Canadian Sweeney

1592
01:50:55.359 --> 01:51:01.520
is my third favorite racist freezer Number
one. Roron ro Rora Nora Zoro is

1593
01:51:01.680 --> 01:51:04.039
second. I don't even know who
the fuck that is. It's your boy,

1594
01:51:04.159 --> 01:51:10.560
Shy, Yeah, I don't know
it's your boy Shawney d Friendly neighborhood

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01:51:10.560 --> 01:51:14.680
sex offender. Million dollar date rape
three x O watching Brill steal foreskins in

1596
01:51:14.760 --> 01:51:16.880
broad daylight, only to put them
in a jar of from baldehyde. Briel

1597
01:51:16.880 --> 01:51:20.199
would never do such a thing.
Brill is a is A is a relaxed

1598
01:51:20.279 --> 01:51:27.680
feller. Uh. The homeless cat
that Shane Dawson impregnated, slurping, smoke,

1599
01:51:27.760 --> 01:51:30.079
stroking, smoking, joking and emoticons
going like this, drip m Ah,

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Lord of homeless drip, beating off, jerking off, masturbate and coming

1601
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sp sperming, busting sperming is crazy, sperm busting, creaming, jizzing,

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01:51:38.039 --> 01:51:42.319
shooting, roping, zeus man milk
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01:51:42.359 --> 01:51:44.720
of tech tips, learning what the
hard arm means? Kremlin de gremlin,

1604
01:51:44.880 --> 01:51:47.560
Hey Derek, who sucks the best
dick out of the group. I'm gonna

1605
01:51:47.560 --> 01:51:53.039
steal your bones? Uh, you
know, I'm something of a piss drinker.

1606
01:51:53.119 --> 01:51:56.600
My show, Pizza Times, Pizza
Times, gay Son, Pepperoni,

1607
01:51:56.640 --> 01:52:00.039
Pizza Osbourne Zoo by Denzel Fury.
I want it, I want it.

1608
01:52:00.119 --> 01:52:04.880
I'm gay by the Gay Street Boys, Jesus Christ Genghist con voice, and

1609
01:52:04.960 --> 01:52:09.880
I'm over here stroking. I don't
know I want it that way. Oh,

1610
01:52:09.960 --> 01:52:13.960
I want it that way. Okay, come on, man, come

1611
01:52:14.039 --> 01:52:16.960
on, I do better than that. Yeah, it's it's yeah, it

1612
01:52:17.000 --> 01:52:19.960
could be. I mean it's like
at least it's short work. It works,

1613
01:52:20.079 --> 01:52:25.319
but like, go ahead, go
ahead, yeah, genghist con voice.

1614
01:52:25.319 --> 01:52:27.319
I'm over here stroking my dick.
I got lotion on my dick right

1615
01:52:27.319 --> 01:52:30.439
now, just stroking my shit.
Wage slave five eighty three, A sad

1616
01:52:30.479 --> 01:52:32.960
guy from Michigan telling the boys it's
not gay to give sloppy, toppy,

1617
01:52:33.039 --> 01:52:36.319
lazy cash style and take backshots and
secretly crossing my fingers. The Ppenie Brothers

1618
01:52:36.560 --> 01:52:42.840
present Masser Rochi Flow call my dick
the turtle hermit because it only gets bigger

1619
01:52:42.880 --> 01:52:46.600
when it's shooting k am is Uh, Don Donkerson, Hay Kingston pause,

1620
01:52:47.279 --> 01:52:51.399
No, this is literally what the
name is. See uh installing faulty neural

1621
01:52:51.439 --> 01:52:54.560
link in Chris's head that plays something
round repeat. You gotta pay the troll

1622
01:52:54.600 --> 01:52:59.039
soles again the boys whole gaye six. I'm probably gonna get evicted for being

1623
01:52:59.119 --> 01:53:02.319
too poor, but at least my
stupid name got read. Uh, Derek,

1624
01:53:03.199 --> 01:53:08.000
I think you'd find more conservatives would
be receptive if you offered uh the

1625
01:53:08.159 --> 01:53:14.359
understanding you demand never will never happen. Uh, drazz drazz aff drazz app

1626
01:53:14.520 --> 01:53:23.479
drazz aff half I can't read this, draz half dazz whatever, dres af

1627
01:53:23.760 --> 01:53:28.560
paf faux nick, I don't know, I don't know whatever. Uh using

1628
01:53:28.600 --> 01:53:30.399
a turkey baser because I hate gay
sex. Ah, help fuck the dumbest

1629
01:53:30.479 --> 01:53:33.439
lesbian. They're coming lots and lots
of dix and balls. I went homeless,

1630
01:53:33.439 --> 01:53:36.159
paying you in miles Chong to swat
that chump of casino guy John Strickland

1631
01:53:36.159 --> 01:53:40.640
who's winning the twerk off between Thomson
and Kingston. Place your bets below,

1632
01:53:41.359 --> 01:53:45.960
Merks eighteen eighty nine. Can we
call the way they puppet Biden around weekend

1633
01:53:46.000 --> 01:53:53.279
at Bernie Sanders ing? No,
wait, that doesn't make sense. Why

1634
01:53:53.319 --> 01:53:56.079
wouldn't you just almost had it would
have just been a weekend at Bernie and

1635
01:53:56.159 --> 01:53:59.960
Bernie. Why not just we get
at Biden's. Yeah, well yeah,

1636
01:54:00.119 --> 01:54:04.039
because it's not Bernie Sanders. Yeah, it's not great. He's not dead

1637
01:54:05.199 --> 01:54:12.520
and he's not I mean, I
don't know, he fucking he's he's like

1638
01:54:12.880 --> 01:54:15.960
not, he's boring, he's not. Remember, I think they've injected him

1639
01:54:15.960 --> 01:54:19.640
with steroids because like he doesn't do
the same gaps like he used to.

1640
01:54:20.439 --> 01:54:24.640
Like, I feel like these people
act like he's still getting those same gaps.

1641
01:54:24.680 --> 01:54:27.840
I miss them. Remember the ship
that like we used to make fun

1642
01:54:27.880 --> 01:54:32.359
of him while he was campaigning and
ship like his leg hair. Yeah,

1643
01:54:32.760 --> 01:54:35.239
And I'm like, these people are
acting like he's saying the same ship And

1644
01:54:35.239 --> 01:54:42.399
I'm like, you guys are stuck
in fucking yesteryear and material. They don't

1645
01:54:42.439 --> 01:54:44.520
let him talk. They're just like, listen, you can't be out.

1646
01:54:44.720 --> 01:54:46.880
He does just walk slow, like
a fucking old man that he is,

1647
01:54:46.960 --> 01:54:49.520
And I'm like, whoo. I'm
like, this is lame. It's like

1648
01:54:50.479 --> 01:54:55.039
a photo of It's like the photo
of Clint Eastwood that went around. It's

1649
01:54:55.079 --> 01:54:57.520
like Clint Eastwood look so creepy,
and it's like he's yeah, he's like

1650
01:54:57.560 --> 01:55:01.479
a hundred he's old. Look like
like that. He's a cowboy too,

1651
01:55:01.600 --> 01:55:04.520
Like he didn't believe in lotion,
you know, like god damn, Like

1652
01:55:04.640 --> 01:55:08.960
yeah, yeah, yeah, he's
not. Like imagine what Trump would look

1653
01:55:09.000 --> 01:55:11.600
like if he didn't put on makeup, if he didn't dye his hair,

1654
01:55:12.000 --> 01:55:14.840
you know what I'm saying, Like
he looks pretty bad though, he would

1655
01:55:14.880 --> 01:55:17.720
look pretty bad. Because he doesn't
take care of himself like in that way,

1656
01:55:17.840 --> 01:55:23.119
like like like Trump does all this
stuff to mask how fucking old he

1657
01:55:23.319 --> 01:55:27.239
is. Biden doesn't do it.
Clint Eastwood doesn't do it because they're not

1658
01:55:27.319 --> 01:55:30.079
they're not ashamed of their age.
You know, they're fine looking like they

1659
01:55:30.119 --> 01:55:36.439
should. They think that's I would
I agree to a certain extent. I

1660
01:55:36.479 --> 01:55:42.439
would probably put on a long wig
that would maybe some rosta ship or something.

1661
01:55:42.479 --> 01:55:45.279
I would I would, I would
take I would take clothespins and I

1662
01:55:45.279 --> 01:55:49.239
would stretch my face out like this, and I like that. It's like

1663
01:55:49.359 --> 01:55:51.439
that, It's way better than botox. Dude, I don't want to put

1664
01:55:51.439 --> 01:55:59.720
that nerve killing ship in my face
pins. I wanted to parade my body

1665
01:55:59.720 --> 01:56:06.560
around the first that The First Church
of Keith David presents Weekend at Sweeney's the

1666
01:56:06.640 --> 01:56:11.399
podcast, The Second Church of Keith
David being better than the First Church of

1667
01:56:11.439 --> 01:56:16.720
Keith David. Thanks man, I've
been written pretty play eight nine six.

1668
01:56:16.840 --> 01:56:23.760
I damn near you look dashing.
I damn near choked to death laughing hearing

1669
01:56:23.800 --> 01:56:27.279
Sween say he thought the Klansmen were
address as Power Rangers. In episode twenty

1670
01:56:27.359 --> 01:56:31.560
two and twenty two Chris trying to
Lily's theme park ride is the Lazy River,

1671
01:56:31.640 --> 01:56:35.079
but it's just piss last you know, to Field Trash Texas Tater Salad,

1672
01:56:35.119 --> 01:56:38.680
Faclicious, Suehulk tackle my ass hares
Nicky Ziggy, I want to test

1673
01:56:38.760 --> 01:56:42.039
Chris's Lexi a ginger. My piss
is thick like gas station slushy and Lily

1674
01:56:42.079 --> 01:56:44.960
chugs it Live Action nine to eleven, Wicket nine O nine, Sorry Miss

1675
01:56:45.039 --> 01:56:46.279
Jackson, Badly Brave Hunker, Derek
Duck Hunt, the Vegan deckromanser I got

1676
01:56:46.279 --> 01:56:49.479
consent eighty Ran Virgerian Potter and Milfis
won the finally rehabilitating back in the saddle

1677
01:56:49.479 --> 01:56:51.960
with two functioning hands and is the
running out Ours Running at our list as

1678
01:56:51.960 --> 01:57:00.079
always is the King A big in
Word, the hanging pap Hazard. Thank

1679
01:57:00.119 --> 01:57:02.600
you all, Big n Ward,
watch out for Big n Ward. They're

1680
01:57:02.640 --> 01:57:12.560
ruining everything like borious notorious, uh, big in word. What if that

1681
01:57:12.680 --> 01:57:15.560
was his name? You think it
would have got as popular if that was

1682
01:57:15.600 --> 01:57:24.079
his name? Yeah, probably probably
more popular, Yeah, big Nick And

1683
01:57:24.159 --> 01:57:31.039
then yeah women and I g g
A B I g g g A.

1684
01:57:33.079 --> 01:57:39.840
Do you think the best line he's
ever came up with? He says when

1685
01:57:39.920 --> 01:57:44.840
the moon rises, I'm coming in
her eyes and it's he says that,

1686
01:57:45.079 --> 01:57:51.079
yes, it is so bad,
that's so stupid, you know what's crazy.

1687
01:57:51.520 --> 01:57:58.720
Like all jokes aside, Biggie Smalls
is a fantastic rapper, incredible skill.

1688
01:57:59.319 --> 01:58:02.079
Like Ed then, like the nineties
era rappers, there were some that

1689
01:58:02.199 --> 01:58:04.560
were like dog shit that they got
a lot of respect and it was something

1690
01:58:04.560 --> 01:58:10.239
that were like really truly good.
Biggie would be a good rapper by modern

1691
01:58:10.359 --> 01:58:15.000
rapping, he would still be an
insanely talented rapper because party and Bullshit isn't

1692
01:58:15.000 --> 01:58:21.159
that song again? That song is
insane. He doesn't on hundred three times

1693
01:58:21.199 --> 01:58:25.640
in a row in that song,
and I'm like, holy fuck, that's

1694
01:58:25.680 --> 01:58:29.279
impressive, dude. Yeah, he's
talking about just fucking and hanging out of

1695
01:58:29.319 --> 01:58:32.359
the party and doing dumb shit.
My favorite Bigge song is one where he

1696
01:58:32.399 --> 01:58:39.600
goes like you got no way to
hold him, no him. You know.

1697
01:58:40.199 --> 01:58:43.720
I just heard. I was just
listening to come down and somebody mentioned

1698
01:58:43.760 --> 01:58:46.439
that song and Stobby the fact Greek
He's like, you know that songs about

1699
01:58:46.439 --> 01:58:49.119
my balls, right, And for
some reason I thought, like when I

1700
01:58:49.159 --> 01:58:53.239
started thinking of the lyrics, and
I was like, that is the stupidest

1701
01:58:53.279 --> 01:58:55.600
fucking thing I've ever heard of,
but it made me laugh out loud.

1702
01:58:57.439 --> 01:59:05.399
I gotta the idea of like ironing
your ball so that the crease is gone

1703
01:59:05.520 --> 01:59:13.000
is fucking wild. That's crazy.
There's a bunch of memes and people are

1704
01:59:13.079 --> 01:59:15.640
like, there's means peoplere putting their
balls and like the deep fryer like fucking

1705
01:59:16.000 --> 01:59:21.680
McDonald's like that and being like,
oh you can hear the balls fry an

1706
01:59:21.800 --> 01:59:27.359
idea of someone I'm going to McDonald's
break again getting over the fryer and dipping

1707
01:59:27.399 --> 01:59:30.399
their balls and it is crazy to
me, like what are you doing?

1708
01:59:31.399 --> 01:59:34.520
Yeah, it is kind of one
of the dumber things you could do if

1709
01:59:34.560 --> 01:59:41.720
you're gonna break into a McDonald's ball. All right, what are you doing?

1710
01:59:41.880 --> 01:59:45.119
Bud? He's got about the hammers
balls, good night. Everyone gotta

1711
01:59:45.199 --> 01:59:49.560
know where to hold them, No
where to fold them, no whening to

1712
01:59:49.640 --> 01:59:54.520
hamm your balls. Yeah, with
rest in peace, big eye. Wow