So we have to get to the second course. Um, I think it's
buns, muddy rice with prawn and chili oil. This is paired with rum
punch, and this is worth a lot. Get this, Get this now,
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Okay, all right, So we have to get into the show.
We have to talk about pots and we have to talk about our general thoughts.
Lee's Backpat, How are you doing? Oh? Not too good?
Lee's back? Yeah? All right. First, I want to say,
Leanne is a wonderful addition. Great addition, bring your a game when you're
gonna come on this show. Oh yeah, and she is in fact bringing
her a game. How many sea rats do we get that just come on
and they're just crummy. They're they're like mopping the wooden floors, they're squeezing
things. They're not having sex with anybody, they're not trying to break anybody's
relationships up now that one guy on Adventure came in a purple shirt. He
looked like a magician. He tried to take over the boat like a fucking
pirate, and everybody's like, what are you doing? It's really weird.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well Leci tried Dylan. Yeah, I had
the redheaded girl was lovely. She just had a lisbon. She didn't really
do a lot, that's right, right, So anyway, this episode was
titled the stud Sales. Again. Well, if he's such a stud,
Andy, why why did you fucking fire Lee? Andy? Yeah? I
want to know that too, Andy. Was that the whole ass eating thing?
Because I can switch over to Beaver if you like. It's just that
vaginas. Remind me it's in Lee hates baseball. Goddamn it. Hey,
By the way, I want to say that censored tier at Patreon dot com
twelve bucks. Hey, I want to say this to the hater. I
don't know if Dylan's gonna read this review. At an apple Pie cast,
someone said they found us from Reality Gays. Thank you, thank you.
Came over listen to a couple episodes. Okay, and you had this to
say. You said, uh, Patty, old Patty was referring to old
people as old bags. And then you hated my Lee impression. Oh be
well, my kid should take a joke your blue hair. Okay, listen,
I don't want to air out any more dirty laundry we have with the
fans tonight. Okay, I don't want to do it, but I will
say what a mean person. And also your Lee impression is absolutely horrible,
but it's great because of it. I maybe he sounds nothing like that.
How many pots do you give the episode? Fourteen? I give this?
Do we have him say yeah, he can do it. We're trying to
integrate. The more people said they miss people laughing and stuff. You know,
yeah, yeah, go ahead? What do you think I don't Oh,
I don't want him to go now? Okay, No, you know
what, actually all round, I'll round it out. Go ahead, Hey,
then what'd you think of the episode. I thought it was horrible.
Okay, terrible episode, very boring. Um, I guess like nine is
that that's perfect? That was a perfect amount of talking. You don't want
the audience to turn on you, Dylan, if you start giving this young
man a hard time. It's not about giving him a hard time. This
is me getting ready. This, after all, is my podcast. Okay,
it's a change to my environment. And I'm you know, I'm in
my trails. Okay, okay, all right, it's mental health. You
can't come after me. Five zero pots. Horrible episode, filled with meanwhiles.
And these guests are rude enough to not really like them, but not
rude enough to actively give a shit about them. They're just like kind of
Broye people. He's a prick, but I don't know, Likelilquis had a
unique and wonderful brand of rude to the servant. You know, this is
just we've seen it a thousand times. We do have that sister in law
thing going on at dinner, which was really fucking weird. I want to
thank Fraser for getting down to the bottom of that. Ye gossipy bitch,
right, So zero pots we have to get into the episode right now,
Pat, will you begin us? Okay? Yeah? Yeah, So Lee's
back, and right out of the gate, he's coming in with one of
those infamous one liners. He says, Lee feels better then a dog getting
his belly rubbed. Right, well done, Lee, This one makes sense.
Dogs like they're belly rubbed and Lee likes cameras. Okay, So I
was going to ask the Wow, what happened to the more incoherent, you
know, h one liners as per the usual arrangement? What happened? No,
three peckered billy goats nailed their asses to a piece of wood or something
dumb. You know when you said I had a question, Yeah, I
knew that it really was just to set up something that you wanted to say
that was funny, but you weren't really asking right, you know. But
yeah, you're right. The mute. The new music budget that we've seen
this year is really on display for Lee's or this stud's triumphant return. There's
like a cool, like a kind of club song, and then Lee opens
like a thermis and he's like, I can't figure out how to work that,
and you're like, oh god, he's back. I'm not happy he's
back. He's so negative. So, um, we begin with a meanwhile,
I guess Meanwhile, Rachel cries at Lee's return. We learned that Ben
likes to sleep naked, and uh yeah, well we'll get that one second.
Ben, what the fuck I mean in the privacy of your own home
maybe, I don't know. Not when you're bunking with someone else, fucking
loose pube can go flying in someone's mouth. It's very, very dangerous because
of the pubes. But Rachel crying at Lee, there is some codependency thing
here. I don't like it. It makes me I don't know, I'm
joking, of course, he but but he is her sense of like bad
expressions or nonsensical sayings, because she's got quite a few this season. Um
rambling. So let's move on to Frazier, who is called up to the
lounge, which is not a lounge. It's just a room that leads in
and he's lounging because he can't do anything but lounge. I mean, the
man is still severely hobbled. I should not be cafting this vessel. The
lounge is where he lounges. It's not like a lounge. It's very literal
so we also find out about Lean and Ben matching. Um, I was
disappointed in Haley here. I feel like she really blew up his spot.
Not so not so not a ginger spice thing to do from Haley. She
really blew up his spot. Hey did you catch that? Lee was kind
of being a pig here? He said he thinks Lean's gonna be a great
ass set ass set. You know, when I was at North American Insurance,
the first week they put me in a room, I had to watch
a video, a training video on to not sexually harass your co workers.
And one of the scenes played, I was like some supervisor he pulls in
like Nancy, and he's like, Nancy, welcome to the team. You're
gonna make a great asset. It was like gross. So I learned from
that video I didn't want to sexually harass any co workers. It lead did
that same thing. Yeah yeah he did. Yeah. So, Um,
we've got a cocktail pairing and steel drum coming up. Frasier asks and a
steel drum performer and Frasier ass. I don't know why we ever listened to
the guests, and it's his thing where it's like Frasier the vacation is already
so bad, like you have to do what they tell you to do.
Yeah, I mean, what would the crap vacation look like exactly? We've
seen it injury. Yeah, it doesn't end well, usually blackout. So
we're gonna have a steel drum player during lunch. That's not something I'd like.
Cocktail that's nice for Okay, dude, I actually love the tonal winds
that come out of this steel drum. I find them to be so beautiful.
We had a steel drum band at my high school. Oh wow,
I wasn't in it. It was go ahead, go figure. Well,
I was too busy shredding the skins. I was learning how to play Mars
Vaulta. It was cooler back then. Go ahead, okay, okay,
well anyway, so yeah, so they're gonna do a cocktail pairing. Yeah,
by the way, it seems like they're falling all over themselves. Maybe
get ahead of myself on jeez, how are they gonna match you know the
food that Rage is taking with these cocktails? Yeah? You know what,
I should give the show fifty pots just for this scene because this scene is
amazing. I don't know if we can get there now a couple of things,
A couple of things. Hayley's coaching up lean on what girls Ben's been
porking, and then also reminder she only has eight days to kind of make
things happen. I appreciated that. And then uh, Fraser notes he's a
little concerned that Leanne has a little more experience to him than him and might
take his job. And then we cut to that sky lounge chating. Lie
says he was madder than a pissed on chicken. Yeah, two for two,
that would make sense. I'm pretty sure chicken would get mad if you
pet on it. Chickens are always bad mad. Chickens are fucking always mad.
Fans know full well my fear of roosters because they've attacked me before.
He was throwing rocks at it. Well, still that another example of them
being really angry. So, um, I was very young. This wasn't
five years ago throwing rocks at a bird, all right? So yeah,
he um, he has this arbitrary thing where he goes like I'd rather be
dead than not finish his charter season. It's like, how have you plucked
that out of the year and then made it mean so much? Yeah,
you know, like you're injured and you're an older guy, like, just
chill out. It's nothing finishing the charter. I do want to say this
about Lee because he came back as a change man. We'll get to him
having dinner with the gas. I mean, one man kissed him on the
side of the cheek and he had a smile from ear to ear. That's
a new Lee. I haven't seen that before. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
No, he's he's awesome and he's a little bit more chilled out.
I gotta say he does magnificently well at dinner. That's what I'm saying.
Did you just say that basically? Yes, I didn't want to get as
I did go into a bit of a hole. I didn't hear anything.
You just said that's okay. So um, he's back, though. The
good thing because he would be dead if he didn't finish the charter. He's
back, he's more chilled out, he's still hobbled, and he has no
idea who these people are that are coming on the boat. He's like,
what are their names? Shaky Jake, Captain Lee. Yeah. Frasier's like,
it doesn't matter. You're bleeding. Why are you bleeding? All right,
So the guests arrived their douchebags, the floor trash right, and an
indication of hey, she's from there. Okay, I love Katie. We
had her on the shelf. You love her. Ah, she's fun.
A lot of people thought she was a little too measured in that interview.
I asked all the questions you guys submitted to me, So shut up.
Yeah, I can't twist her arm and tell her how to answer. Yeah.
So, um. The the a strong indication of how bad a show
is or an episode is. The guest b role will tell you if it's
a good like, if it's color and it's just a funny moment, you're
probably in a good show. If it's people talking about career switches from it
to real estate, I mean, they really have fucking not got it tonight.
Um, But we do have the lunch and cocktail pairing. This was
seven star service at its finest. Yeah, hey, I think Rachel.
Rachel's salad has cucumbers in it. Why don't we make a mohito? Well
it's even worse. Patrick. The first course is airlim tomato and to pair
with it a gin and tonic, and he says Elderflower at the end,
like it's like it makes it not a gin and tonic. It sucks.
It totally sucks. Sucks. Yeah, it totally sucks. Um now we
have to get to the sucking bloody Mary. But in between courses, um
well, also the guests say it works where they know they're blackout drunk they
can't hear themselves with that fucking steel drum. But also, like, how
does it work? I guess you could just say that in between courses.
Ben says that he has to speak to Leanne and Camille about the other brother.
Why do you need to do that? That does not need to happen.
You are just setting yourself up for a crappy couple of days. Hey,
can I tell you something a little personal story here? Back in two
thousand and two, I'm dating Lebanese Lana and I'm totally falling for We're together
for six months, but I had held a little secret. The night that
we had met, I randomly hooked up with a girl and banged her.
So then I went on a date with Lana the next week. Can you
tone it down? Fuck? Man? So I'm dating Lana for six months
and I'm like, I think this is a girl I'm gonna marry. You
know what, I need to confess to her that I slept on air with
a girl the same night that I met her. Yeah, well, we
go over to Hamburger Hamlet and that's when I probably after the cheeseburgers were ordered.
I yeah, sorry, sorry, go, I said, Lana.
I hate to tell you, but the night we met, because we had
been that we had set that as our anniversary date. So I I said,
I slept with a girl and in the bathroom at the party after you
left. Did not go well anyway. She ended up being a psycho.
I wish I never told her because it ruined like two weeks I hang it
out with her. Yeah, that's why never copped to that. Ben Heed
my advice. Why was Hamburger Hamlet such a hang? I don't know if
it's so weird, Like it's like you go on like dates and you're you're
gonna want to pork and the food is like thick baseball steak cheeseburgers. Yeah,
I didn't know any better. I was young, but but it was
you and many yea, So we have to get to the second course.
Um, I think it's buns, mddy rice with prawn and chili oil.
This is paired with rum punch and this is where the line get this,
get this now, it's just over. You get a gen tonic, some
salad, some fish, and some punch and then it's done, go swim
seven stars. So um lee, micromanage is all over the place. Should
we take an ad break? Oh yeah, let's take an ad break.
It's seventeen minutes and yeah, I feel like we should take an ad break.
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if he banged anybody, and then he's like, ah, I don't know,
I don't know. Uh yeah, I don't know. Okay, um,
so sorry, I'm a little lost. Hold it a little close to
his vest. He's like, yeah, his fucking balls and a naked girl
was getting every night on top on the top bunk in front of me.
Okay, all right, dude, I'm trying to I'm trying to find where
we are. This is what happens. There's marijuana involved, so I'm not
good at this. So I'm trying to find my notes right, and then
I kind of hear you just going off and I get concerned, and then
I am stuck in this place where I can't really do either well you know
what I mean, and bulls and stuff, and I'm just looking at the
screen. I feel helpful. I'm gonna I'm gonna help you out. It's
dinner time. I know it sounds weird because we just had lunch, but
they they have a quick cut that just goes right tonight and it's time for
dinner. Bad episode. There's a brief moment where Ross and Katie have different
perceptions of what their relationship is. Oh okay, it's coming up. Katie
thinks there's something there and he thinks she's a whole Well, yeah, pretty
much. She lets us know that her and Ross are getting closer and closer,
and Ross lets us know that his penis hurts because Katie hasn't been giving
it up lately. M I should use that one of my wife. Honey,
if you don't have sex with me, my penis might die. Yeah,
it's like a like a sixth grader, like my penis will fall off,
all right, So the guess of a fun day in the water.
We did the whole thing. Then we get to dinner. Okay, so
caprazy salad is up next? What that's? Caprazy salad is the first course?
Um, which is how do you feel about caprazy salad? Pat?
Well, I like it, but that if I was at Olive Guard.
Yeah, but I'm on a boat paying sixty thousand dollars a day. I'm
gonna throw it into the ocean. Yeah yeah, Say can I have another
Gin and Tonic? Yeah? Yeah? Can you pair that ship with another
gin and tonic place? Um, here's the thing in the culinary world,
obviously simple as beautiful, right, things that you can't hide behind. But
if Pat can make it, and I mean really make it, don't serve
it not on this boat, all right, so let me do it.
Meanwhile, Josh's girlfriend she looks tired, bored and wasted, and I'm pretty
sure she's gonna bar if they keep cutting her. Oh okay, So there
was this weird thing and as lazy as the caprazy as it was a beautiful
salt baked Brenzino. I mean that takes. That's the some pumping, some
circumstances. The salt actually cooks the fish, does it not? Yeah,
it kind of insulates it and seasons it. And the um the kind of
circumference of glaze on the bottom of the plate was beautiful plating from Rachel.
She's telling the demons not today. But then we get to this weird thing
right where where Lee is just crushing it. Oh, he's so jovial.
He's crushing it, and he usually does a really bad job with these dinners,
Like he usually just kind of sits there all puffied and takes himself very
seriously. But here is where we learned this strange Like the guy's wife is
at home, but her sister's here and they're in the same cabin. Well
not fully. He keeps referring to her as his sister in law, and
it's not his sister in law. It's not. No, it's his girlfriend's
best friend or his wife's best friend. So it's not there's no blood relation
there with his wife. Okay, but my wife was like, yeah,
right, like how can we would let that house? Okay, but what's
going on because this can't be well, he's clearly I've been too crassed tonight
already. But I think he's having sex with him. No, no,
no, obviously they're totally banging. Yeah, but is this a upside down
pineapple kind of swingers allowance or is this brazen public infidelity? I think it's
probably the former, because this is insane. I wouldn't kick her out of
my bed or off my couch. Crystal is hot, but she's sleeping on
the couch in the cabin. Okay, okay, hey boring Leea tells this
recounting of how his wife doesn't remember where they met or the night or whatever.
It's the first time he's ever shared I think, m yeah, so
it was nice. He's great. So um, we've talked about this,
that kind of triangle sadness there. But it was odd when they're breaking that
whole dynamic down and then that girl is like they keep caughting. Was it
because she was so fucked up? I think she was fucked up? Oh
okay, yeah, she was out of it. And at first I just
thought she was bored, because why wouldn't you be. No, she was
like it looked like she was either pained by what was going on or she
was on heroin. Yeah, it's really crazy. So um, we get
to some night drinking and Fat Tree fall hard. They're absolutely tanked. It's
tequila, it's little tiny sandwiches. Because Rachel's gone to bed, it's fat
Tree fall heard. What are your thoughts? Well, I think it was
Tony that's they said, hey, how about some food? And he said,
hey, man, I'm a deadhead man, I have some chips and
tequila or something. Yeah. I think it was Ben Yeah, yeah,
well, you know, still, I think Rache before she goes to bed
should make like a I don't like many cheeseburgers or something to put them in
the oven. Speaking of yeah sliders, yeah, yeah, yeah, something
knowing that these people are drunk and they're gonna need something. I just think
it was dereliction to duty. Come oh no. It's always such a fascinating
element of the vacation, which is why we always caution people to never pay
this money because, like, you're going on vacation. What adult does not
want to consume food after a night of drinking, Especially if you're on vacation.
It's the best meal you'll have. That's why Taco Bell created the Fourth
Man. So you're fucking waisted. You're coming home from a bar huk up
with anybody, and just anything on the menu works quite frantically, oh quite
frankly, because it's like a magic trick. Anything on the menu is everything
on the menu. It's like it's all good. Yeah, but yeah,
no, fear not the the chemical kind of akwardness of the food that you
can taste when you're alert, lucid and sober. When it's fourth meal,
it tastes like French laundry. Um, all right, so better than French.
I've had epic meals a taco ballot two in the morning. They're so
stupid. What's an epic meal? No, we can't do that. We
have next morning. So begins with a shirtless lee looking for something and saying
damn it. Yep. So he's fully back. We get to this beach
picnic thing. So we're going to be heading to the heroin Needle Beach and
we're going to pare down things. And Frasier is laid back now because he
can delegate to competent people and not Milly Elicit, because if he tells Milly
Elicit to go to a beach picnic um, she may just starts skipping rocks
for an hour and a half. So he feels at peace, but he
shouldn't because young Leanne is here to take over this boat. That's exactly what
we needed, all right. So what do we have up next? Sea
rat history with Leanne? Oh yeah, Leanne shares her sea rat history.
Here we go. Parents divorced, then she dropped out of high school,
and then she became a beach bomb, which is actually hitting rock bottom because
she lived on the street. Hold on a minute, yeah, yeah,
hey shocking, Okay, Oh wow, I was I was wondering. I
was gonna ask you guys, hey, how do you think Leanne ended up
working on these yachts? Yeah? Now I know. So she was a
child to divorce, Patrick Jesus. She then became a beach rat than a
sea rat. It's almost like she was quietly dragged out there by the gods
and she found herself on the beach, which she was not ready, much
like Jonah refusing the journey, he was thrust into the Leviathan spout and come
out report. It's like le yeah, okay, so um, we learn
more about how the guests are fucking each other, and then we get back
to the beach. They've evidently not brought the canopy because of the wind,
and then it's all of a sudden there. I don't know what's going on.
I think this part gets bad, all right, Yeah, this does
get back because he's not a lot to talk about. So Frasier, Frasier,
here's through the radio that the request for the gazebos come in, and
that gets a little under his skin because once again he thinks lean's coming for
his job, which, if you're doing the math, is it's only gonna
last seven more days, you know. So I don't think that you're covered,
Fraser. Yeah, I think you're gonna make him. Buddy. Um,
we get more Sea rat history with Tyler and listen, I get it,
what what what? What a today's struggle and it's an important struggle.
But how many times are we going to go back to this boring OCD kid
who's talking about how he's gay and like not everybody knows, and especially not
my dad, who's really tough. It's like a fifth time we've heard this.
It's like, good luck on your journey. Seriously, Yeah, Dad,
I say the three pictures they showed at him with his dad, his
dad was hawking him. He didn't seem like that bad a guy. Oh
no, he is likely a horrific bigot. Oh sure, yeah, no,
he's part of the patriarchal structure in South Africa, so you know,
not to say all South and look at me. I just fell into that
trap. He's the one that's hate filled, not me. Go ahead.
Oh yeah, I was gonna say about Ross because Ross has thoughts about this
lean Frasier thing that might be coming down, he says, and I quote
he thinks are asking for that. Gazebo is a power play, right,
Yeah, it's like an episode of Billions. Yeah. Or what's that other
one that begins with a S's same kind of secession. Yeah, it's like
an episode of Secession. It's called secession. Yeah, order the gazebo are
play that's coming back? What is it that's coming back? Huh? Final
season? Yeah, the final season. You know, I'm glad they do
that. Did you watch Peaky Blinders of the Not yet? It's on my
list? Dude? What's above it? What's above the list? Oh God,
let's seeking sister wives seeking brother wise? Oh hey, little teas here
let us know on the Facebook group on bad TV or another belowdeck podcast Facebook
group. I think I convinced Dylan that we need to do brother husbands.
Okay, seeking brother husbands. We will talk about news shows on bad TV
at a later date. Have to get to bags being playing and potato sack
right, says Patrick. We have more important things to talk about. You're
right. It's uh, this this was like the last day of school in
the fifth grade. You know, this is what we do. Yeah,
yeah, but it's not. It's a vacation where they're paying sixty thousand dollars
a day. Yeah yeah, yeah. They're like, hey, we're paying
a lot for the vacation. Do you guys have anything for us to do?
And they throw a bunch of potato sacks on the floor and they go
get in him and race and then they go swimming and fuck each other.
I mean, it's unbelievable. To be honest, the guests seemed to be
enjoying themselves, so who am I to judge? You know, they're drunk.
So Captain Lee notices that the crew has a cohesion and says, did
I hear him say? I think he says I've done something right. I
think he said Sandy did Oh my gosh, thank god. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, I thought he said, I've done something right here. And
he's sharing this with his adopted daughter, chef Rachel by the way, when
they catch up, he says he loves that cohesiveness to the crew and Lee's
he uses a says it's like Dix in the dirt. Now, that one
didn't make sense. In thet Yeah, he said he's used to. H
he's used to Dix in the dirt, referring to his last nine seasons on
this show, where everyone's a fuck up. By this point of the season,
he has to fire a few people. Yeah, that one didn't make
sense. No one likes their dicks in the dirt. I'm trying to think
on like the origin of that mm thanks in the dirt. It was like
a cruel, like maybe you're getting dragged by rope by a horse drawn carriage.
Yeah, maybe that. I was thinking, like a cruel wartime experiment.
Interesting, you know, well, I think it's just something dummy said,
probably that. It's probably actually that, So we round the episode out.
That's the best part of the show. Things that happened on the show.
Okay, you're gonna say him, um no, oh, Leanne is
hot for Ben. Yeah, and she says no offense, but he's hot
and she's gonna she gets what she wants. Yeah, I cannot wait for
their night out. Oh me too. That's what I was like at the
end of the episode. I was like, listen, these two want to
ravage each other. These people are just boring drunks. Can we go out
and see what happens? Maybe Tyler will have fun. The Sea Rats need
to get off the boat for a while. I feel like it's been too
long. It's been too long, you know, because the last time they
didn't go out, they see it on the boat for Hayley's birthday. Oh
that's right. So we're like three four episodes. They gotta let loose,
gotta let sea Rats do what they were born to do. And and what's
that? Get blackout, drunk and enter one another, do what you're born
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It's great. Hey, Dyl, were you going to read any reviews for
us? Oh? Thank you so much for reminding me. Do you want
to say anything else? Oh no, that's it's just saying, let us
know what you think of kailin. Should we keep him or should we terminate
him? Yeah, that's a that's a good question. You want to find
the mean one? Oh well, he's a Dylan's pulling this up. Hey,
Kaylin, you're actually a fan of Blowdeck. You've been watching it with
your with your girlfriend. Okay, I found all right, all right,
all right, No, I found the reviews that I want to read.
Okay, okay. This is from Christmas Boo five stars. The title is
podcast which is very accurate and very brief and simple. Yes, love listening
to this podcast? Is the review? Very very simple? Love that one.
This is one that we just can't see anymore. Guys. I mean
it's ridiculous. Stanky Janko said kind words, not racist. Yeah, yeah,
um. And then we have this one where this woman says that Pat
is an agist and needs to describe. Stop describing middle aged women as old
bags. That's it for us. We'll see you next week. I'm Dylan
saying goodbye, Pat, say goodbye, and say goodbye. If there