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So we have to get to the
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buns, muddy rice with prawn and
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punch, and this is worth a
lot. Get this, Get this now,

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it's just over. Welcome a board
another brand spank a new episode of

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another belowdeck podcast. My name is
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Pat Hicky. Great to be here, permission to come aboard? Granted that

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the chords wonky? Can you hear
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Man, I am way too high, right, you're high way too high?

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to public service announcements they've been We
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okay. Our Facebook community, can
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Okay. Our Facebook community has been
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actually quite a badge of honor that
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um Bangladeshi hackers. Uh. There
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articles that give you viruses, and
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who's been helping us out with that. Go ahead and vamp, I gotta

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pull the name out. Oh okay, okay, all right, um so

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yeah, go on that Facebook and
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Also, while you're at it,
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new ad Stewart Stu. Yeah,
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Mean to say, it's a lovely
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hackers now, which is a sign
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getting bigger and begger. We can't
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free. You you had it out
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I was monitoring our Facebook group.
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she stated that every we don't get
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I think she takes this show too
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to be dragged in the muff with
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been polluted. But I did tell
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sworn enemy and that she was not
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feel like they're delivering it quite yet. I think she blocked me, which

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is totally fine. Anyways, get
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going on. We fight with the
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that, let's get into the show. Oh Kaylyn should say hi too,

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right, Hey, Kalle say hi? So big hit people like them look

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at that. Yeah? Yeah,
keep going no no, no for preference.

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Okay, all right, So we
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We have to talk about pots and
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Lee's Backpat, How are you doing? Oh? Not too good?

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Lee's back? Yeah? All right. First, I want to say,

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Leanne is a wonderful addition. Great
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gonna come on this show. Oh
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her a game. How many sea
rats do we get that just come on

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and they're just crummy. They're they're
like mopping the wooden floors, they're squeezing

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things. They're not having sex with
anybody, they're not trying to break anybody's

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relationships up now that one guy on
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looked like a magician. He tried
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pirate, and everybody's like, what
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well
Leci tried Dylan. Yeah, I had

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the redheaded girl was lovely. She
just had a lisbon. She didn't really

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do a lot, that's right,
right, So anyway, this episode was

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titled the stud Sales. Again.
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Andy, why why did you fucking
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want to know that too, Andy. Was that the whole ass eating thing?

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Because I can switch over to Beaver
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vaginas. Remind me it's in Lee
hates baseball. Goddamn it. Hey,

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By the way, I want to
say that censored tier at Patreon dot com

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twelve bucks. Hey, I want
to say this to the hater. I

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don't know if Dylan's gonna read this
review. At an apple Pie cast,

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someone said they found us from Reality
Gays. Thank you, thank you.

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Came over listen to a couple episodes. Okay, and you had this to

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say. You said, uh,
Patty, old Patty was referring to old

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people as old bags. And then
you hated my Lee impression. Oh be

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well, my kid should take a
joke your blue hair. Okay, listen,

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I don't want to air out any
more dirty laundry we have with the

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fans tonight. Okay, I don't
want to do it, but I will

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say what a mean person. And
also your Lee impression is absolutely horrible,

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but it's great because of it.
I maybe he sounds nothing like that.

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How many pots do you give the
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Do we have him say yeah,
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integrate. The more people said they
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yeah, yeah, go ahead?
What do you think I don't Oh,

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I don't want him to go now? Okay, No, you know

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what, actually all round, I'll
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then what'd you think of the episode. I thought it was horrible.

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that that's perfect? That was a
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the audience to turn on you,
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man a hard time. It's not
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is me getting ready. This,
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it's a change to my environment.
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my trails. Okay, okay,
all right, it's mental health. You

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can't come after me. Five zero
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rude enough to actively give a shit
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Broye people. He's a prick,
but I don't know, Likelilquis had a

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unique and wonderful brand of rude to
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just we've seen it a thousand times. We do have that sister in law

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thing going on at dinner, which
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thank Fraser for getting down to the
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right, So zero pots we have
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Pat, will you begin us?
Okay? Yeah? Yeah, So Lee's

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back, and right out of the
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those infamous one liners. He says, Lee feels better then a dog getting

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his belly rubbed. Right, well
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Dogs like they're belly rubbed and Lee
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was going to ask the Wow,
what happened to the more incoherent, you

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know, h one liners as per
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three peckered billy goats nailed their asses
to a piece of wood or something

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dumb. You know when you said
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knew that it really was just to
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that was funny, but you weren't
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yeah, you're right. The mute. The new music budget that we've seen

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this year is really on display for
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like a cool, like a kind
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like a thermis and he's like,
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and you're like, oh god,
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back. He's so negative. So, um, we begin with a meanwhile,

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I guess Meanwhile, Rachel cries at
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likes to sleep naked, and uh
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Ben, what the fuck I mean
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maybe, I don't know. Not
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loose pube can go flying in someone's
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of the pubes. But Rachel crying
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here. I don't like it.
It makes me I don't know, I'm

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joking, of course, he but
but he is her sense of like bad

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expressions or nonsensical sayings, because she's
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rambling. So let's move on to
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lounge, which is not a lounge. It's just a room that leads in

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and he's lounging because he can't do
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man is still severely hobbled. I
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lounge is where he lounges. It's
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so we also find out about Lean
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disappointed in Haley here. I feel
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Not so not so not a ginger
spice thing to do from Haley. She

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really blew up his spot. Hey
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of being a pig here? He
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ass set ass set. You know, when I was at North American Insurance,

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the first week they put me in
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a video, a training video on
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like Nancy, and he's like,
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gonna make a great asset. It
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that video I didn't want to sexually
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that same thing. Yeah yeah he
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we've got a cocktail pairing and steel
drum coming up. Frasier asks and a

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steel drum performer and Frasier ass.
I don't know why we ever listened to

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the guests, and it's his thing
where it's like Frasier the vacation is already

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so bad, like you have to
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Yeah, I mean, what would
the crap vacation look like exactly? We've

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seen it injury. Yeah, it
doesn't end well, usually blackout. So

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we're gonna have a steel drum player
during lunch. That's not something I'd like.

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Cocktail that's nice for Okay, dude, I actually love the tonal winds

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that come out of this steel drum. I find them to be so beautiful.

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We had a steel drum band at
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I wasn't in it. It was
go ahead, go figure. Well,

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I was too busy shredding the skins. I was learning how to play Mars

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Vaulta. It was cooler back then. Go ahead, okay, okay,

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well anyway, so yeah, so
they're gonna do a cocktail pairing. Yeah,

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by the way, it seems like
they're falling all over themselves. Maybe

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get ahead of myself on jeez,
how are they gonna match you know the

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food that Rage is taking with these
cocktails? Yeah? You know what,

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I should give the show fifty pots
just for this scene because this scene is

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amazing. I don't know if we
can get there now a couple of things,

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A couple of things. Hayley's coaching
up lean on what girls Ben's been

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porking, and then also reminder she
only has eight days to kind of make

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things happen. I appreciated that.
And then uh, Fraser notes he's a

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little concerned that Leanne has a little
more experience to him than him and might

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take his job. And then we
cut to that sky lounge chating. Lie

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says he was madder than a pissed
on chicken. Yeah, two for two,

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that would make sense. I'm pretty
sure chicken would get mad if you

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pet on it. Chickens are always
bad mad. Chickens are fucking always mad.

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Fans know full well my fear of
roosters because they've attacked me before.

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He was throwing rocks at it.
Well, still that another example of them

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being really angry. So, um, I was very young. This wasn't

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five years ago throwing rocks at a
bird, all right? So yeah,

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he um, he has this arbitrary
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dead than not finish his charter season. It's like, how have you plucked

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that out of the year and then
made it mean so much? Yeah,

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you know, like you're injured and
you're an older guy, like, just

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chill out. It's nothing finishing the
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about Lee because he came back as
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having dinner with the gas. I
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side of the cheek and he had
a smile from ear to ear. That's

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a new Lee. I haven't seen
that before. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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No, he's he's awesome and he's
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I gotta say he does magnificently well
at dinner. That's what I'm saying.

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Did you just say that basically?
Yes, I didn't want to get as

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I did go into a bit of
a hole. I didn't hear anything.

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You just said that's okay. So
um, he's back, though. The

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good thing because he would be dead
if he didn't finish the charter. He's

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back, he's more chilled out,
he's still hobbled, and he has no

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idea who these people are that are
coming on the boat. He's like,

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what are their names? Shaky Jake, Captain Lee. Yeah. Frasier's like,

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it doesn't matter. You're bleeding.
Why are you bleeding? All right,

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So the guests arrived their douchebags,
the floor trash right, and an

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indication of hey, she's from there. Okay, I love Katie. We

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had her on the shelf. You
love her. Ah, she's fun.

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A lot of people thought she was
a little too measured in that interview.

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I asked all the questions you guys
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Yeah, I can't twist her arm
and tell her how to answer. Yeah.

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strong indication of how bad a show

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a good like, if it's color
and it's just a funny moment, you're

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probably in a good show. If
it's people talking about career switches from it

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to real estate, I mean,
they really have fucking not got it tonight.

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Um, But we do have the
lunch and cocktail pairing. This was

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seven star service at its finest.
Yeah, hey, I think Rachel.

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Rachel's salad has cucumbers in it.
Why don't we make a mohito? Well

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it's even worse. Patrick. The
first course is airlim tomato and to pair

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with it a gin and tonic,
and he says Elderflower at the end,

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like it's like it makes it not
a gin and tonic. It sucks.

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It totally sucks. Sucks. Yeah, it totally sucks. Um now we

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have to get to the sucking bloody
Mary. But in between courses, um

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well, also the guests say it
works where they know they're blackout drunk they

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can't hear themselves with that fucking steel
drum. But also, like, how

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does it work? I guess you
could just say that in between courses.

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Ben says that he has to speak
to Leanne and Camille about the other brother.

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Why do you need to do that? That does not need to happen.

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You are just setting yourself up for
a crappy couple of days. Hey,

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can I tell you something a little
personal story here? Back in two

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thousand and two, I'm dating Lebanese
Lana and I'm totally falling for We're together

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for six months, but I had
held a little secret. The night that

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we had met, I randomly hooked
up with a girl and banged her.

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So then I went on a date
with Lana the next week. Can you

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tone it down? Fuck? Man? So I'm dating Lana for six months

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and I'm like, I think this
is a girl I'm gonna marry. You

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know what, I need to confess
to her that I slept on air with

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a girl the same night that I
met her. Yeah, well, we

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go over to Hamburger Hamlet and that's
when I probably after the cheeseburgers were ordered.

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I yeah, sorry, sorry,
go, I said, Lana.

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I hate to tell you, but
the night we met, because we had

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been that we had set that as
our anniversary date. So I I said,

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I slept with a girl and in
the bathroom at the party after you

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left. Did not go well anyway. She ended up being a psycho.

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I wish I never told her because
it ruined like two weeks I hang it

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out with her. Yeah, that's
why never copped to that. Ben Heed

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my advice. Why was Hamburger Hamlet
such a hang? I don't know if

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it's so weird, Like it's like
you go on like dates and you're you're

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gonna want to pork and the food
is like thick baseball steak cheeseburgers. Yeah,

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I didn't know any better. I
was young, but but it was

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you and many yea, So we
have to get to the second course.

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Um, I think it's buns,
mddy rice with prawn and chili oil.

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This is paired with rum punch and
this is where the line get this,

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get this now, it's just over. You get a gen tonic, some

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salad, some fish, and some
punch and then it's done, go swim

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seven stars. So um lee,
micromanage is all over the place. Should

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we take an ad break? Oh
yeah, let's take an ad break.

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It's seventeen minutes and yeah, I
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health? All right, what happens
next? Oh well, Lean asked Ben

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if he banged anybody, and then
he's like, ah, I don't know,

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I don't know. Uh yeah,
I don't know. Okay, um,

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so sorry, I'm a little lost. Hold it a little close to

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his vest. He's like, yeah, his fucking balls and a naked girl

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was getting every night on top on
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Okay, all right, dude,
I'm trying to I'm trying to find where

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we are. This is what happens. There's marijuana involved, so I'm not

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good at this. So I'm trying
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I kind of hear you just going
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I am stuck in this place where
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what I mean, and bulls and
stuff, and I'm just looking at the

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screen. I feel helpful. I'm
gonna I'm gonna help you out. It's

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dinner time. I know it sounds
weird because we just had lunch, but

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they they have a quick cut that
just goes right tonight and it's time for

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dinner. Bad episode. There's a
brief moment where Ross and Katie have different

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perceptions of what their relationship is.
Oh okay, it's coming up. Katie

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thinks there's something there and he thinks
she's a whole Well, yeah, pretty

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much. She lets us know that
her and Ross are getting closer and closer,

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and Ross lets us know that his
penis hurts because Katie hasn't been giving

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it up lately. M I should
use that one of my wife. Honey,

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if you don't have sex with me, my penis might die. Yeah,

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it's like a like a sixth grader, like my penis will fall off,

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all right, So the guess of
a fun day in the water.

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We did the whole thing. Then
we get to dinner. Okay, so

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caprazy salad is up next? What
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Um, which is how do you
feel about caprazy salad? Pat?

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Well, I like it, but
that if I was at Olive Guard.

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Yeah, but I'm on a boat
paying sixty thousand dollars a day. I'm

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gonna throw it into the ocean.
Yeah yeah, Say can I have another

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Gin and Tonic? Yeah? Yeah? Can you pair that ship with another

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gin and tonic place? Um,
here's the thing in the culinary world,

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obviously simple as beautiful, right,
things that you can't hide behind. But

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if Pat can make it, and
I mean really make it, don't serve

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it not on this boat, all
right, so let me do it.

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Meanwhile, Josh's girlfriend she looks tired, bored and wasted, and I'm pretty

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sure she's gonna bar if they keep
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was this weird thing and as lazy
as the caprazy as it was a beautiful

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salt baked Brenzino. I mean that
takes. That's the some pumping, some

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circumstances. The salt actually cooks the
fish, does it not? Yeah,

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it kind of insulates it and seasons
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circumference of glaze on the bottom of
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She's telling the demons not today.
But then we get to this weird thing

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right where where Lee is just crushing
it. Oh, he's so jovial.

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He's crushing it, and he usually
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Like he usually just kind of sits
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seriously. But here is where we
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at home, but her sister's here
and they're in the same cabin. Well

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not fully. He keeps referring to
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it's not his sister in law.
It's not. No, it's his girlfriend's

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best friend or his wife's best friend. So it's not there's no blood relation

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there with his wife. Okay,
but my wife was like, yeah,

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right, like how can we would
let that house? Okay, but what's

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going on because this can't be well, he's clearly I've been too crassed tonight

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already. But I think he's having
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no, obviously they're totally banging.
Yeah, but is this a upside down

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pineapple kind of swingers allowance or is
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probably the former, because this is
insane. I wouldn't kick her out of

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my bed or off my couch.
Crystal is hot, but she's sleeping on

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the couch in the cabin. Okay, okay, hey boring Leea tells this

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recounting of how his wife doesn't remember
where they met or the night or whatever.

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It's the first time he's ever shared
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it was nice. He's great.
So um, we've talked about this,

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that kind of triangle sadness there.
But it was odd when they're breaking that

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whole dynamic down and then that girl
is like they keep caughting. Was it

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because she was so fucked up?
I think she was fucked up? Oh

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okay, yeah, she was out
of it. And at first I just

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thought she was bored, because why
wouldn't you be. No, she was

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like it looked like she was either
pained by what was going on or she

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was on heroin. Yeah, it's
really crazy. So um, we get

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to some night drinking and Fat Tree
fall hard. They're absolutely tanked. It's

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tequila, it's little tiny sandwiches.
Because Rachel's gone to bed, it's fat

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Tree fall heard. What are your
thoughts? Well, I think it was

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Tony that's they said, hey,
how about some food? And he said,

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hey, man, I'm a deadhead
man, I have some chips and

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tequila or something. Yeah. I
think it was Ben Yeah, yeah,

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well, you know, still,
I think Rache before she goes to bed

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should make like a I don't like
many cheeseburgers or something to put them in

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the oven. Speaking of yeah sliders, yeah, yeah, yeah, something

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knowing that these people are drunk and
they're gonna need something. I just think

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it was dereliction to duty. Come
oh no. It's always such a fascinating

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element of the vacation, which is
why we always caution people to never pay

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this money because, like, you're
going on vacation. What adult does not

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want to consume food after a night
of drinking, Especially if you're on vacation.

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It's the best meal you'll have.
That's why Taco Bell created the Fourth

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Man. So you're fucking waisted.
You're coming home from a bar huk up

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with anybody, and just anything on
the menu works quite frantically, oh quite

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frankly, because it's like a magic
trick. Anything on the menu is everything

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on the menu. It's like it's
all good. Yeah, but yeah,

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no, fear not the the chemical
kind of akwardness of the food that you

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can taste when you're alert, lucid
and sober. When it's fourth meal,

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it tastes like French laundry. Um, all right, so better than French.

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I've had epic meals a taco ballot
two in the morning. They're so

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stupid. What's an epic meal?
No, we can't do that. We

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have next morning. So begins with
a shirtless lee looking for something and saying

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damn it. Yep. So he's
fully back. We get to this beach

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picnic thing. So we're going to
be heading to the heroin Needle Beach and

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we're going to pare down things.
And Frasier is laid back now because he

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can delegate to competent people and not
Milly Elicit, because if he tells Milly

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Elicit to go to a beach picnic
um, she may just starts skipping rocks

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for an hour and a half.
So he feels at peace, but he

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shouldn't because young Leanne is here to
take over this boat. That's exactly what

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we needed, all right. So
what do we have up next? Sea

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rat history with Leanne? Oh yeah, Leanne shares her sea rat history.

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Here we go. Parents divorced,
then she dropped out of high school,

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and then she became a beach bomb, which is actually hitting rock bottom because

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she lived on the street. Hold
on a minute, yeah, yeah,

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hey shocking, Okay, Oh wow, I was I was wondering. I

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was gonna ask you guys, hey, how do you think Leanne ended up

407
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working on these yachts? Yeah?
Now I know. So she was a

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child to divorce, Patrick Jesus.
She then became a beach rat than a

409
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sea rat. It's almost like she
was quietly dragged out there by the gods

410
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and she found herself on the beach, which she was not ready, much

411
00:31:10,839 --> 00:31:17,039
like Jonah refusing the journey, he
was thrust into the Leviathan spout and come

412
00:31:17,079 --> 00:31:22,359
out report. It's like le yeah, okay, so um, we learn

413
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:26,759
more about how the guests are fucking
each other, and then we get back

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to the beach. They've evidently not
brought the canopy because of the wind,

415
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and then it's all of a sudden
there. I don't know what's going on.

416
00:31:33,319 --> 00:31:36,039
I think this part gets bad,
all right, Yeah, this does

417
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,960
get back because he's not a lot
to talk about. So Frasier, Frasier,

418
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:44,000
here's through the radio that the request
for the gazebos come in, and

419
00:31:44,359 --> 00:31:47,240
that gets a little under his skin
because once again he thinks lean's coming for

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00:31:47,319 --> 00:31:51,480
his job, which, if you're
doing the math, is it's only gonna

421
00:31:51,559 --> 00:31:53,799
last seven more days, you know. So I don't think that you're covered,

422
00:31:53,839 --> 00:31:56,799
Fraser. Yeah, I think you're
gonna make him. Buddy. Um,

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we get more Sea rat history with
Tyler and listen, I get it,

424
00:32:00,359 --> 00:32:04,319
what what what? What a today's
struggle and it's an important struggle.

425
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,000
But how many times are we going
to go back to this boring OCD kid

426
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,799
who's talking about how he's gay and
like not everybody knows, and especially not

427
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,960
my dad, who's really tough.
It's like a fifth time we've heard this.

428
00:32:15,039 --> 00:32:19,039
It's like, good luck on your
journey. Seriously, Yeah, Dad,

429
00:32:19,079 --> 00:32:21,359
I say the three pictures they showed
at him with his dad, his

430
00:32:21,519 --> 00:32:23,319
dad was hawking him. He didn't
seem like that bad a guy. Oh

431
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:27,640
no, he is likely a horrific
bigot. Oh sure, yeah, no,

432
00:32:27,839 --> 00:32:30,559
he's part of the patriarchal structure in
South Africa, so you know,

433
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:35,119
not to say all South and look
at me. I just fell into that

434
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,839
trap. He's the one that's hate
filled, not me. Go ahead.

435
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,200
Oh yeah, I was gonna say
about Ross because Ross has thoughts about this

436
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:45,279
lean Frasier thing that might be coming
down, he says, and I quote

437
00:32:45,319 --> 00:32:49,720
he thinks are asking for that.
Gazebo is a power play, right,

438
00:32:50,319 --> 00:32:54,200
Yeah, it's like an episode of
Billions. Yeah. Or what's that other

439
00:32:54,279 --> 00:32:58,519
one that begins with a S's same
kind of secession. Yeah, it's like

440
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an episode of Secession. It's called
secession. Yeah, order the gazebo are

441
00:33:05,799 --> 00:33:08,359
play that's coming back? What is
it that's coming back? Huh? Final

442
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:12,000
season? Yeah, the final season. You know, I'm glad they do

443
00:33:12,079 --> 00:33:14,480
that. Did you watch Peaky Blinders
of the Not yet? It's on my

444
00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:20,839
list? Dude? What's above it? What's above the list? Oh God,

445
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,880
let's seeking sister wives seeking brother wise? Oh hey, little teas here

446
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:30,160
let us know on the Facebook group
on bad TV or another belowdeck podcast Facebook

447
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,839
group. I think I convinced Dylan
that we need to do brother husbands.

448
00:33:32,079 --> 00:33:36,960
Okay, seeking brother husbands. We
will talk about news shows on bad TV

449
00:33:37,079 --> 00:33:42,359
at a later date. Have to
get to bags being playing and potato sack

450
00:33:42,519 --> 00:33:45,720
right, says Patrick. We have
more important things to talk about. You're

451
00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:50,480
right. It's uh, this this
was like the last day of school in

452
00:33:50,559 --> 00:33:52,039
the fifth grade. You know,
this is what we do. Yeah,

453
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,119
yeah, but it's not. It's
a vacation where they're paying sixty thousand dollars

454
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:59,279
a day. Yeah yeah, yeah. They're like, hey, we're paying

455
00:33:59,359 --> 00:34:01,039
a lot for the vacation. Do
you guys have anything for us to do?

456
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:06,440
And they throw a bunch of potato
sacks on the floor and they go

457
00:34:06,799 --> 00:34:10,320
get in him and race and then
they go swimming and fuck each other.

458
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:14,000
I mean, it's unbelievable. To
be honest, the guests seemed to be

459
00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:15,920
enjoying themselves, so who am I
to judge? You know, they're drunk.

460
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:21,719
So Captain Lee notices that the crew
has a cohesion and says, did

461
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:25,360
I hear him say? I think
he says I've done something right. I

462
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:30,679
think he said Sandy did Oh my
gosh, thank god. Yeah, yeah,

463
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,400
yeah, I thought he said,
I've done something right here. And

464
00:34:32,519 --> 00:34:37,800
he's sharing this with his adopted daughter, chef Rachel by the way, when

465
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:42,320
they catch up, he says he
loves that cohesiveness to the crew and Lee's

466
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,039
he uses a says it's like Dix
in the dirt. Now, that one

467
00:34:45,079 --> 00:34:49,880
didn't make sense. In thet Yeah, he said he's used to. H

468
00:34:50,079 --> 00:34:52,960
he's used to Dix in the dirt, referring to his last nine seasons on

469
00:34:53,039 --> 00:34:57,000
this show, where everyone's a fuck
up. By this point of the season,

470
00:34:57,039 --> 00:34:59,960
he has to fire a few people. Yeah, that one didn't make

471
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:04,840
sense. No one likes their dicks
in the dirt. I'm trying to think

472
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:09,360
on like the origin of that mm
thanks in the dirt. It was like

473
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:15,079
a cruel, like maybe you're getting
dragged by rope by a horse drawn carriage.

474
00:35:15,199 --> 00:35:20,679
Yeah, maybe that. I was
thinking, like a cruel wartime experiment.

475
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,599
Interesting, you know, well,
I think it's just something dummy said,

476
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,800
probably that. It's probably actually that, So we round the episode out.

477
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,119
That's the best part of the show. Things that happened on the show.

478
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:37,599
Okay, you're gonna say him,
um no, oh, Leanne is

479
00:35:37,639 --> 00:35:40,320
hot for Ben. Yeah, and
she says no offense, but he's hot

480
00:35:40,519 --> 00:35:45,360
and she's gonna she gets what she
wants. Yeah, I cannot wait for

481
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:49,320
their night out. Oh me too. That's what I was like at the

482
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,639
end of the episode. I was
like, listen, these two want to

483
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:57,079
ravage each other. These people are
just boring drunks. Can we go out

484
00:35:57,119 --> 00:36:00,320
and see what happens? Maybe Tyler
will have fun. The Sea Rats need

485
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:04,119
to get off the boat for a
while. I feel like it's been too

486
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:06,760
long. It's been too long,
you know, because the last time they

487
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:07,920
didn't go out, they see it
on the boat for Hayley's birthday. Oh

488
00:36:08,039 --> 00:36:13,480
that's right. So we're like three
four episodes. They gotta let loose,

489
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,079
gotta let sea Rats do what they
were born to do. And and what's

490
00:36:16,159 --> 00:36:21,079
that? Get blackout, drunk and
enter one another, do what you're born

491
00:36:21,199 --> 00:36:23,280
to do. Get in the iTunes
ratings and reviews, leave five stars,

492
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,639
kind words, and of course you're
born to do much more than that.

493
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:30,400
But if you wouldn't mind also going
to patreon dot com for ad free episodes

494
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and uncensored episodes. Join us on
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495
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,280
the video there, they're free.
I mean, it's just a it's a

496
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,719
lot of work that goes into that. Go over there and watch it.

497
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:42,320
It's great. Hey, Dyl,
were you going to read any reviews for

498
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,360
us? Oh? Thank you so
much for reminding me. Do you want

499
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:49,639
to say anything else? Oh no, that's it's just saying, let us

500
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:52,480
know what you think of kailin.
Should we keep him or should we terminate

501
00:36:52,599 --> 00:36:55,320
him? Yeah, that's a that's
a good question. You want to find

502
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:59,239
the mean one? Oh well,
he's a Dylan's pulling this up. Hey,

503
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,519
Kaylin, you're actually a fan of
Blowdeck. You've been watching it with

504
00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:05,800
your with your girlfriend. Okay,
I found all right, all right,

505
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:10,000
all right, No, I found
the reviews that I want to read.

506
00:37:10,079 --> 00:37:14,840
Okay, okay. This is from
Christmas Boo five stars. The title is

507
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:20,760
podcast which is very accurate and very
brief and simple. Yes, love listening

508
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,000
to this podcast? Is the review? Very very simple? Love that one.

509
00:37:24,119 --> 00:37:27,599
This is one that we just can't
see anymore. Guys. I mean

510
00:37:27,639 --> 00:37:32,800
it's ridiculous. Stanky Janko said kind
words, not racist. Yeah, yeah,

511
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,920
um. And then we have this
one where this woman says that Pat

512
00:37:37,159 --> 00:37:42,719
is an agist and needs to describe. Stop describing middle aged women as old

513
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,400
bags. That's it for us.
We'll see you next week. I'm Dylan

514
00:37:45,440 --> 00:38:00,639
saying goodbye, Pat, say goodbye, and say goodbye. If there
