WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.240 --> 00:00:13.439 Hey, Gray's thanks so much for joining us this week for another episode of 2 00:00:13.480 --> 00:00:17.079 Gray Girls Podcast. As always, it's me your host, hot Thorn, 3 00:00:17.719 --> 00:00:22.320 and your other host and Marrillas. What's up, guys. Sorry, we 4 00:00:22.359 --> 00:00:26.719 haven't released episodes since right before Thanksgiving. We had a lot of family in 5 00:00:26.800 --> 00:00:32.439 town, and like four Thanksgivings. I even cooked my own and Marrella's cooked 6 00:00:32.439 --> 00:00:36.640 our own. We had like five Thanksgiving. I cooked two, and it 7 00:00:36.679 --> 00:00:39.600 was our first new was our first one without our grandma, so we were 8 00:00:39.600 --> 00:00:45.039 just really like, yeah, yeah, I used to cook my grandma a 9 00:00:45.079 --> 00:00:49.840 full Thanksgiving feast every Thanksgiving obviously and deliver it to our house that night. 10 00:00:50.399 --> 00:00:54.079 And it was weird not making enough food for like fourteen only how did you 11 00:00:54.119 --> 00:00:56.960 make enough food for like five? So it was very weird. Yeah, 12 00:00:57.320 --> 00:01:00.000 and then I've been going to the dentist a lot because I got a fucked 13 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:04.319 up mouth. But anyway, we're here now. We watched The Hills Have 14 00:01:04.439 --> 00:01:07.680 Eyes Unrited. It's a really good movie. Please make sure you watch it 15 00:01:08.239 --> 00:01:11.439 before you listen to this episode, because it's that good. Dude. It 16 00:01:11.560 --> 00:01:15.560 literally sounds like someone was coughing in my backyard. I don't hear anything now, 17 00:01:15.640 --> 00:01:19.599 so it's fine. It's something possessed. When we talk on recording, 18 00:01:19.879 --> 00:01:23.879 start even talk about it. It's okay. Here we go. The Hills 19 00:01:23.920 --> 00:01:26.400 Have Eyes is a horror movie where a family goes on a road trip and 20 00:01:26.480 --> 00:01:30.280 stops at a gas station to ask for directions. The attendant tells them about 21 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:37.959 a short cut and quotes through the hills. Unbeknownst to them, this short 22 00:01:38.079 --> 00:01:45.239 cut is actually a trap. After their truck and URVR erect from lizard spikes, 23 00:01:45.280 --> 00:01:51.280 they are stranded in the desert and hunted by the locals. So if 24 00:01:51.280 --> 00:01:53.799 you've watched the movie, you understand that when we say lizards spikes, that's 25 00:01:53.879 --> 00:02:00.200 the deformed dude name lizard spikes. So that solvably mean. They all have 26 00:02:00.280 --> 00:02:04.319 names that are kind of like related to what they are, not all of 27 00:02:04.319 --> 00:02:07.439 them. But there's like big Mom, It's like Plutou used to be a 28 00:02:07.479 --> 00:02:13.599 planet, not anymore. Oh my god. There's big Brain, the guy 29 00:02:13.599 --> 00:02:15.599 who looks like he has a big brain. There's Goggle, who looks through 30 00:02:15.639 --> 00:02:21.520 the goggles and looks. They're very simple. They are. They don't know 31 00:02:21.599 --> 00:02:24.360 many words. Their names are pretty simple. Ruby where is red? She 32 00:02:24.400 --> 00:02:27.599 has a red jacket that she stole. Yeah, So it's like, is 33 00:02:27.599 --> 00:02:31.319 that even her daget? I don't know. We're gonna pick up right from 34 00:02:31.360 --> 00:02:35.719 there. So they go to the gas station. The dude's like, oh, 35 00:02:35.800 --> 00:02:38.840 yeah, go over here. But then when they leave, he liked 36 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:44.479 radios the mind people at KA what we called the locals, and he's like, 37 00:02:44.479 --> 00:02:46.560 oh, we got like a bunch of people for you to eat, 38 00:02:46.759 --> 00:02:49.560 and they're like, yeah, dinner. He's like, I don't want to 39 00:02:49.599 --> 00:02:52.400 do this anymore, but you know, here's here's another group. That's the 40 00:02:52.479 --> 00:02:54.759 last one that I'm cutting you guys off. He gets murdered later because of 41 00:02:54.759 --> 00:02:59.840 this. This is exactly verbatim how it happens. Guys. So that's driving 42 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:01.240 through and they're like, wow, that was so nice of that dude to 43 00:03:01.240 --> 00:03:05.919 give us a shortcut. Just letting you know there's no such thing as a 44 00:03:05.919 --> 00:03:08.520 shortcut. A road trip takes a long time, especially through the desert. 45 00:03:08.560 --> 00:03:12.560 Guys, just go on the road. Just go on the road. But 46 00:03:12.680 --> 00:03:15.280 it tells you don't listen to anyone. They're full of shit and they're probably 47 00:03:15.319 --> 00:03:19.280 gonna try to get you eaten by cannibalized, deformed mutant people. So they're 48 00:03:19.360 --> 00:03:23.039 driving through these hills, and all of a sudden, this guy named Lizard. 49 00:03:23.120 --> 00:03:24.759 He carries his like big as spikes on his back, which I don't 50 00:03:24.759 --> 00:03:28.960 even know where he got those, but he throws him in the street and 51 00:03:29.039 --> 00:03:34.039 they activate, and then the car runs over the spikes that gets fucked up. 52 00:03:34.400 --> 00:03:37.680 The RV was right behind the truck also gets fucked up. They all 53 00:03:37.680 --> 00:03:40.120 almost got a car accident and die. They stop. Big Bob comes out, 54 00:03:40.280 --> 00:03:44.360 he's the dad. He's like, well, the axles fucked. I 55 00:03:44.400 --> 00:03:46.159 don't know if that's real, but that's what I think of in and he's 56 00:03:46.159 --> 00:03:50.199 like, I gotta walk to that gas station a few miles back to freaking 57 00:03:50.280 --> 00:03:53.400 see for help. And the other dude whose name is Doug. Doug, 58 00:03:53.599 --> 00:03:57.800 he's like, you know what, I'm gonna use my cell phone climb to 59 00:03:57.879 --> 00:04:00.199 the top of this mountain and I want to get us for sum reception and 60 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:03.879 get us out of here. He's literally the whitest guy. He's like an 61 00:04:03.919 --> 00:04:10.719 accountant. He got glasses and you're saying, I'm gonna climb to the top 62 00:04:10.719 --> 00:04:15.120 of this wrench with my handy dandy glances and try to use my cell phone. 63 00:04:15.159 --> 00:04:18.199 That's a lot more accurate. Yes, So then there's the mom named 64 00:04:18.519 --> 00:04:25.959 Ethel, but she's only called mom. There is the sister named Lynn and 65 00:04:26.079 --> 00:04:29.600 she has just had a baby, and the baby's name is Baby because that's 66 00:04:29.639 --> 00:04:33.480 the baby. And then there's Brenda the teenage sister, and Bobby the little 67 00:04:33.480 --> 00:04:36.519 brother. Right, that's everybody. The baby is just named baby. Her 68 00:04:36.600 --> 00:04:41.279 name's Claire, his baby. And then they had two German shepherds. One's 69 00:04:41.360 --> 00:04:44.519 name Beauty and one's name Beast. Okay, when I rewatched this movie, 70 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:49.160 I could have sworn Beast died. They changed it, maybe in the unrated 71 00:04:49.319 --> 00:04:53.639 version, because this whole time Beast died and he had Beauty with him the 72 00:04:53.639 --> 00:04:55.879 whole time, and I was like, she's a good that's a good girl, 73 00:04:56.199 --> 00:04:58.439 such a good little baby. And then now when I watched it again, 74 00:04:58.439 --> 00:05:00.399 it's like, Beauty died. I'm like, what, Yeah, no, 75 00:05:00.839 --> 00:05:03.639 I think they changed it. Also, spoiler alert, the dog does 76 00:05:03.720 --> 00:05:08.120 die. I'm sorry, it's horrible. She actually gets eaten. Okay, 77 00:05:08.360 --> 00:05:10.920 but we're not there. Only one dog dies, guys. The other dog, 78 00:05:11.240 --> 00:05:15.040 badass motherfucker is a good boy. So the two grown men of the 79 00:05:15.040 --> 00:05:18.959 group leave and they leave the teenage boy in charge, and they give him 80 00:05:18.959 --> 00:05:23.720 a gun. They're like, defend the family, but they don't think that 81 00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:26.839 he even really has to defend the family. So the sixteen year old daughter, 82 00:05:26.959 --> 00:05:29.439 I don't really know if she's sixteen, she just seems that way. 83 00:05:29.720 --> 00:05:32.399 She's like tanning with her just her braw on, which I'm like, oh 84 00:05:32.439 --> 00:05:34.360 my god. I know, you guys are in the middle of nowhere, 85 00:05:34.480 --> 00:05:39.360 but you never know who's watching, and someone is watching. And then like 86 00:05:39.399 --> 00:05:43.000 the other mom, and then the mom she's like breastfeeding her baby, and 87 00:05:43.040 --> 00:05:45.519 then the main mom she's just like me and a mom. It takes them 88 00:05:45.519 --> 00:05:48.480 all day for Big Bob to get to the gas station and it looks like 89 00:05:48.519 --> 00:05:53.720 no one's there. He goes inside and he sees like news clippings and shit, 90 00:05:54.240 --> 00:05:58.240 and he's like, maybe they set me up. At the same time, 91 00:05:58.519 --> 00:06:00.480 Doug went to the top with a little ridge she was trying to get 92 00:06:00.480 --> 00:06:05.240 to and sees this humongous crater in the ground and it's full of cars, 93 00:06:05.399 --> 00:06:10.920 like parked cars, and he goes up to it and he sees like brand 94 00:06:10.920 --> 00:06:14.240 new stuff. He takes back, like a fishing rod and a Teddy bear 95 00:06:14.519 --> 00:06:17.160 and like some sunblock, and he just takes all this stuff and this that 96 00:06:17.319 --> 00:06:20.519 part, I'm like, wouldn't you think it was hell of suspicious? All 97 00:06:20.560 --> 00:06:25.480 these cars, brand new stuff inside of it all together. He's just like, 98 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:28.120 oh, they must have all just been abandoned. Mi, man, 99 00:06:28.240 --> 00:06:30.639 this is fine. I'm just gonna get this stuff in my family whose car 100 00:06:30.759 --> 00:06:33.759 is also broken down right and over here. And he's supposed to be like 101 00:06:33.759 --> 00:06:38.680 this hell of smart guy, like you don't think anything's weird. The biggest 102 00:06:38.680 --> 00:06:41.959 mistake they made was splitting up. Just everyone walk just everyone go to the 103 00:06:42.000 --> 00:06:45.759 gas station, go together. Remember the girls were like, I'm tired down, 104 00:06:46.480 --> 00:06:50.319 I'm hungry, the baby's fussy. So it's the girl's fault, as 105 00:06:50.800 --> 00:06:56.000 Go Go would say in Big Hero six woman Up. Okay, So as 106 00:06:56.040 --> 00:06:59.720 Big Bob's at the gas station, he starts hearing like whispering that sounds like 107 00:06:59.720 --> 00:07:02.079 it's right behind him. No, someone's crying. Oh it was crying. 108 00:07:02.120 --> 00:07:04.639 It wasn't like I thought it was. Like. So this is my favorite 109 00:07:04.639 --> 00:07:09.240 part, this like whole big thing I'm gonna explain. Big Bob gets to 110 00:07:09.240 --> 00:07:13.160 the gas station. He goes inside and he sees like a bunch of people's 111 00:07:13.160 --> 00:07:16.600 bags like open and like you could tell there like ladies bags and you can 112 00:07:16.680 --> 00:07:19.759 see it, like obviously something fucked up is going on. And he goes 113 00:07:19.800 --> 00:07:23.480 outside. He's like, hey, where are you? I need to talk 114 00:07:23.480 --> 00:07:26.839 to you. He's looking for the gas attendant guy. His name is Jeb 115 00:07:27.000 --> 00:07:31.639 apparently, yeah, he murderer, and he hears him crying in the outhouse. 116 00:07:31.759 --> 00:07:34.879 And while he walks he's trying to find it where he's crying, he 117 00:07:34.920 --> 00:07:40.279 finds like a pile of like ears, remember that, like we're pile of 118 00:07:40.639 --> 00:07:43.959 nasty. He found it was just parts, yeah, and he's like bo. 119 00:07:44.519 --> 00:07:46.360 But then he finds Jeb. He's crying. He's like, I didn't 120 00:07:46.399 --> 00:07:49.480 want to do it. I'm sorry. I didn't want to do it. 121 00:07:49.800 --> 00:07:54.399 They're they're my family. I'm sorry. I can't do it anymore. I 122 00:07:54.439 --> 00:07:56.519 can't do this anymore. And Bob's like, hey, just just give me 123 00:07:56.560 --> 00:07:59.000 your shot gun. Let's talk about this. What are you talking about. 124 00:07:59.079 --> 00:08:01.079 He's like, I'm so sorry, I can't. And Jeb shoots himself in 125 00:08:01.120 --> 00:08:05.480 the head and he kills himself and it's Gloria's fuck yeah, oh, blood 126 00:08:05.480 --> 00:08:09.879 guts everywhere. Look. But then right as that happens, you hear someone 127 00:08:09.199 --> 00:08:13.240 going daddy, daddy, where are you What happened to Daddy? It's like 128 00:08:13.319 --> 00:08:18.480 gravelly and spooky sounding, and Bob's freaked the fuck out. He's like, 129 00:08:18.519 --> 00:08:22.240 fuck this. He gets into a car that was over there and he's looking 130 00:08:22.279 --> 00:08:24.000 for the keys and he still here, just here, Daddy, Where are 131 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:26.839 you? Daddy? What happened to Danny? And so right as he I 132 00:08:26.879 --> 00:08:31.079 don't like this part because it's like a jump scare. Oh, I knew 133 00:08:31.120 --> 00:08:33.600 that was going to happen. I know when he gets in the car that 134 00:08:35.000 --> 00:08:37.840 too. He puts the mirror down and you see the guy in the back 135 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:41.559 of him and just goes Daddy and he cuts the black because you were like, 136 00:08:41.559 --> 00:08:43.919 oh no, they got big Bob. And I'm like, bro, 137 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:46.200 you could have done that better. That's that's cheap. You always gonna check 138 00:08:46.240 --> 00:08:50.279 your fucking back seat before you get in. Also, you guys like, 139 00:08:50.480 --> 00:08:52.399 I don't care if you're scared of shit, you need to check just check 140 00:08:52.440 --> 00:08:56.200 that shit. How did he get into the car? Was he just waiting 141 00:08:56.279 --> 00:09:00.840 in the car, just saying from the inside of the car, Daddy, 142 00:09:01.000 --> 00:09:03.120 knowing he'd get into the car. That's like my whole problem with this part 143 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:05.840 too, because how didn't he hear the door open or clothes. So it 144 00:09:05.879 --> 00:09:11.000 cuts to black and it goes back to Doug showing up at the r V 145 00:09:11.279 --> 00:09:13.559 and he's like, oh, I got I found all this stuff from the 146 00:09:13.600 --> 00:09:16.200 abandoned cars over there. It's so weird. It's just a crater and all 147 00:09:16.240 --> 00:09:18.960 these cars and these brand new things here. I got the baby a toy. 148 00:09:20.240 --> 00:09:22.320 I got this fishing rod. And they're like, why the fuck do 149 00:09:22.360 --> 00:09:24.320 you need a fishing rod in the middle of the desert. You're an idiot, 150 00:09:24.440 --> 00:09:26.840 even though it ends up being like one of the most important things that 151 00:09:26.879 --> 00:09:30.639 they got. But okay, which you'll get too, don't worry. He's 152 00:09:30.639 --> 00:09:33.440 like, I'm hungry. Has Big Bob shown up yet? They're like, 153 00:09:33.480 --> 00:09:35.399 no, I'm just hungry. Let's eat. We'll wait for Big Bob. 154 00:09:35.440 --> 00:09:39.039 But he could take care of himself. He was a retired cop. He'll 155 00:09:39.039 --> 00:09:43.200 be fine. But Bobby's freaking out because Bobby didn't tell anyone that he had 156 00:09:43.279 --> 00:09:48.679 found Beauty ripped open and like getting eaten. Yeah, he didn't tell anybody, 157 00:09:48.679 --> 00:09:50.120 but he's freaking out, and everyone's just like, oh, no, 158 00:09:50.240 --> 00:09:52.480 it'll be fine. I know it's nighttime. Let's just go to bed. 159 00:09:52.639 --> 00:09:56.039 Big Bob probably got help. He's come in. We'll just go to sleep. 160 00:09:56.039 --> 00:09:58.440 It's fine, and Bobby's like, no, let's let's just all sleep 161 00:09:58.559 --> 00:10:01.519 in arev together. You guys don't have to sleep in the car. We'll 162 00:10:01.559 --> 00:10:03.879 just sleep in here, I know. And they're like, we're trying to 163 00:10:03.960 --> 00:10:07.799 fuck, dude, we're trying to have sex. Go away, you're weird. 164 00:10:07.960 --> 00:10:09.759 And he's like, no, you know, I'll sleep on the floor. 165 00:10:09.799 --> 00:10:13.120 And they have the bed and the couch and this, and they're like, 166 00:10:13.320 --> 00:10:16.559 dude, we're just gonna sleep in the car. Chill, he's like. 167 00:10:16.360 --> 00:10:20.159 And the girls are falling asleep. Bobby's freaking out and he talks to 168 00:10:20.240 --> 00:10:22.679 Doug. He's like then he tells him about beauty. He's like, I 169 00:10:22.759 --> 00:10:26.720 found beauty. Something's going on. Someone's in these hills. Something's happening. 170 00:10:26.799 --> 00:10:31.919 And Doug goes, you're crazy. Everything is gonna be fine. But ready 171 00:10:31.960 --> 00:10:35.159 as he says that the like mutant people, we'll just call them mutants. 172 00:10:35.159 --> 00:10:37.440 I know that's insensitive, but that's what they are. In the movie. 173 00:10:37.799 --> 00:10:43.240 We even try to look up like the PC name and the other other one 174 00:10:43.399 --> 00:10:48.919 was abnormalities anomalies. It sounds worse, so I'm sorry. We're gonna call 175 00:10:48.960 --> 00:10:52.360 the mutants again. We apologize. We don't feel this way about anyone. 176 00:10:52.720 --> 00:10:56.559 Sorry to my X Men fans. I mean, I don't love my XS 177 00:10:56.639 --> 00:10:58.039 man, but you know, because we love the X Men, especially number 178 00:10:58.039 --> 00:11:01.759 three. It's my favorite one. So they all went to bed. For 179 00:11:01.799 --> 00:11:03.240 the most part, I was saying, Bobby was trying to keep them all 180 00:11:03.279 --> 00:11:07.000 inside the RV, trying to because he was freaked out. Yeah, he 181 00:11:07.039 --> 00:11:09.440 was even trying to stay awake. He's like slapping himself. He's just playing 182 00:11:09.440 --> 00:11:13.480 with the flashlight, trying to stay awake, wanting to protect his family. 183 00:11:13.480 --> 00:11:16.720 That's his sister, his niece and his mom. Like he's worried, and 184 00:11:16.759 --> 00:11:20.639 so he goes out and Doug is like, yeah, big Bob's not back 185 00:11:20.679 --> 00:11:24.519 by midnight. We'll go looking for my promise. And it's like eleven fifty 186 00:11:24.559 --> 00:11:28.519 eight and Bobby's like but I was like, he's not back yet. We 187 00:11:28.559 --> 00:11:30.799 gotta go. We gotta go look for him. I'm freaked out. And 188 00:11:30.840 --> 00:11:33.600 he's like, dude, he'll be fine and don't worry. Beauty's gonna come 189 00:11:33.639 --> 00:11:35.840 back. And he's like, no, I found Beauty's body. She was 190 00:11:35.960 --> 00:11:39.879 dead. Like something's going on here. Man, and Doug's like, you're 191 00:11:39.919 --> 00:11:45.120 crazy. But right as he says that, they there's like a spotlight on 192 00:11:45.159 --> 00:11:48.919 the tree. It was really weird how it happened. It like gets lit 193 00:11:48.000 --> 00:11:52.279 up and you see Bob and he's screaming, and they're like, shit, 194 00:11:52.360 --> 00:11:56.600 what's happening. So all the adults run over there to go see what's going 195 00:11:56.639 --> 00:12:00.159 on. The mom Bobby, Doug, I want to say, and he 196 00:12:00.200 --> 00:12:01.399 goes with them too. Right, Brenda and the baby are the only one 197 00:12:01.480 --> 00:12:05.399 left. Everyone runs to Bob. Yes. During while they all run, 198 00:12:05.600 --> 00:12:11.600 you see Lizard and Pluto inside kind of molesting Brenda. You see it. 199 00:12:11.799 --> 00:12:16.320 It's really creepy. It's even creepier because Lizard goes for the food in the 200 00:12:16.360 --> 00:12:20.159 fridge and Pluto goes for Brenda. You know what I mean, Like he 201 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:24.200 wanted to drink the bird's blood and the milk and a bunch of other ship. 202 00:12:24.440 --> 00:12:28.360 You can tell. Pluto's like all fucked up. He doesn't have the 203 00:12:28.440 --> 00:12:31.879 mind of an adult, you can tell. Lizard does, and he's evil, 204 00:12:31.120 --> 00:12:35.440 but he has seen adult things, so he tries to imitate it. 205 00:12:35.519 --> 00:12:41.120 Yeah, he's like touching on Brenda's leg and Lizard goes You have to be 206 00:12:41.159 --> 00:12:43.519 a man. To do that. I'm gonna show you how to be a 207 00:12:43.559 --> 00:12:46.399 man. This is how you do it. Brenda screaming. But while everyone 208 00:12:46.480 --> 00:12:50.600 is out occupied trying to take care of Bob because he's being burned, alive, 209 00:12:50.879 --> 00:12:56.559 crucified on a cactus. Yeah, they lit him on fire. And 210 00:12:56.720 --> 00:13:00.679 one of the saddest parts is Doug comes running back and he goes Brenda watch 211 00:13:00.759 --> 00:13:05.720 the baby, and he grabs the fire extinguisher. Well, Brenda's getting raped 212 00:13:05.759 --> 00:13:09.399 in the corner, and Lizard is like laughing, and you can see the 213 00:13:09.519 --> 00:13:13.559 fear. The actress did a great job. I just want to say, 214 00:13:13.679 --> 00:13:18.679 you can feel her fear, her like pain, and she's screaming and he's 215 00:13:18.759 --> 00:13:22.320 laughing. He loves it. And they're still trying to extinguish Big Bob who's 216 00:13:22.320 --> 00:13:26.240 on fire, and they hear crying. The baby's mom. He's crying and 217 00:13:26.240 --> 00:13:30.480 she's like, shit, my baby. She goes in and she sees Claire 218 00:13:30.519 --> 00:13:33.799 getting raped. She sees the baby and she's like, fuck, would I 219 00:13:33.799 --> 00:13:35.080 do? What do I do? What do I do? And Brenda's just 220 00:13:35.080 --> 00:13:39.600 crying in the corner. They're done with her, and fucking I hate this 221 00:13:39.720 --> 00:13:43.240 whole part is like thinking about it just gives me like this feeling in my 222 00:13:43.320 --> 00:13:46.639 stomach of like ugh. But he's like, what the fuck's going on? 223 00:13:46.919 --> 00:13:52.399 And Lizard basically tries to start raping Lynn and like she's trying to fight him 224 00:13:52.440 --> 00:13:54.960 off, but he gets his gun and he aims it at her baby. 225 00:13:56.120 --> 00:13:58.799 So what is she gonna do? Like he's basically like, I'm gonna shoot 226 00:13:58.799 --> 00:14:01.279 your baby in the head if you don't let me touch you. And shit, 227 00:14:01.399 --> 00:14:03.200 you just see the slik on her face of like she has to do 228 00:14:03.240 --> 00:14:07.039 this because her baby's in trouble and it's so sad, and she's sitting there 229 00:14:07.279 --> 00:14:11.360 and he's touching her boobs. He's like trying to undress her and it's fucked 230 00:14:11.399 --> 00:14:13.679 up. The baby's just sitting there. She doesn't know what's happening, and 231 00:14:13.759 --> 00:14:18.240 so she finds a screwdriver I think it was, And when Lizard looks up 232 00:14:18.240 --> 00:14:22.679 for a second, because the mom comes in with a rock because she's distressed. 233 00:14:24.440 --> 00:14:26.159 A lot of shit happens right here, guys, But the mom comes 234 00:14:26.159 --> 00:14:31.159 in because she's like distressed. She just saw her husband get fucking burned alive. 235 00:14:31.480 --> 00:14:35.799 He was screaming. So the boys are trying to get him down. 236 00:14:35.120 --> 00:14:39.600 The mom gets this big rock and is just like, I need to protect 237 00:14:39.679 --> 00:14:41.679 my kids. So she goes in there and she just has a rock. 238 00:14:41.840 --> 00:14:46.879 She lifts it above her head. Lizard sees it well, Brenda's screaming, 239 00:14:46.919 --> 00:14:50.360 mom no, and shoots the mom in the stomach, blows her up against 240 00:14:50.440 --> 00:14:54.559 the wall. She's done, and when he looks up to do that, 241 00:14:56.000 --> 00:15:01.039 Lynn gets the screwdriver and shoves it in his foot. He screamed. She 242 00:15:01.240 --> 00:15:03.120 looks at him, and he just shoots her right in the head. And 243 00:15:03.159 --> 00:15:07.080 then finally, after all the fire's done and they get down Bob's body, 244 00:15:07.559 --> 00:15:11.480 then the boys start hearing the screaming and they run back, but it's far. 245 00:15:11.879 --> 00:15:16.120 It's like a lot farther than you'd think the tree was from the thing. 246 00:15:16.240 --> 00:15:20.879 Yeah, it looks close, but then when they are running tell Afar, 247 00:15:22.159 --> 00:15:26.440 especially running in like pitch darkness in the desert, dude so hard. 248 00:15:26.600 --> 00:15:30.159 And so they run. But by the time they get there, they see 249 00:15:30.399 --> 00:15:35.279 Brenda crying in the corner, and Pluto and Lizard are like, we'll be 250 00:15:35.320 --> 00:15:37.720 back for you, don't worry, and they grab the baby and they run 251 00:15:39.000 --> 00:15:43.039 and then she's screaming. She's screaming the mom is shot in the corner lens 252 00:15:43.080 --> 00:15:46.559 on the floor. Everyone's like, what the fuck's happening. A little Bobby 253 00:15:46.679 --> 00:15:50.600 is freaked out. He starts shooting in the darkness, wasting all his bullets, 254 00:15:50.759 --> 00:15:54.080 wasting all the bullets, and they're laughing while they're running away. They're 255 00:15:54.080 --> 00:15:56.080 like zig zagging. They've done this thousands of times. They know what's happening. 256 00:15:56.159 --> 00:16:00.720 And Bob's just pissed off. And Doug has to be like the rational 257 00:16:00.759 --> 00:16:04.519 one when he sees his daughter gone, his wife on the floor, his 258 00:16:04.639 --> 00:16:08.120 mother in law dead. He just watched his father in law get burned alive, 259 00:16:08.399 --> 00:16:12.639 So it's understandable that Bobby's freaking out. I love how he gives the 260 00:16:12.759 --> 00:16:18.559 mother in law like false hope before she dies. Yeah. Yeah. It's 261 00:16:18.559 --> 00:16:22.679 like right afterwards and they're trying to clean everything up. He is trying to 262 00:16:22.759 --> 00:16:26.480 like hold his wife's head, and she wakes up for a second, remember, 263 00:16:26.799 --> 00:16:29.600 with her head blown open, and she just wants to know where her 264 00:16:29.600 --> 00:16:33.639 baby is, and like he can't do anything, and she dies in his 265 00:16:33.840 --> 00:16:37.960 arms, and Brenda's freaking out. The mom is just she's cold. She's 266 00:16:38.000 --> 00:16:41.759 like, I'm cold. She wants more blankets. She's like his big bob 267 00:16:41.840 --> 00:16:45.960 coming home. He's like, yeah, he's fine, and she's like, 268 00:16:45.080 --> 00:16:49.159 is Lenny and the baby okay. He's like, yep, they're right here. 269 00:16:49.240 --> 00:16:53.559 They're they're just sleeping fine, and he just lets her like die, 270 00:16:53.679 --> 00:16:57.039 thinking everything's okay, which I think was really nice. I think it was 271 00:16:57.080 --> 00:17:00.840 sad, but it was really nice. You know. One thing that's cool 272 00:17:00.840 --> 00:17:06.559 though, there's still one of the hills have eyes people watching them. It 273 00:17:06.599 --> 00:17:11.720 was Goggle who uses like the goggles whatever, and he actually gets killed by 274 00:17:11.799 --> 00:17:14.720 Beast, so I thought that was cool. Oh. I was so happy 275 00:17:14.799 --> 00:17:18.799 for that. And then after Goggle is killed by Beast, Beast brings back 276 00:17:18.880 --> 00:17:23.160 Goggle's hand, which has the walkie talkie in it, yeah, which all 277 00:17:23.200 --> 00:17:27.000 the mutant people used to talk to each other's wakie talkie. So the next 278 00:17:27.160 --> 00:17:30.680 morning, like they finally go to sleep, Doug and Beast, they go 279 00:17:30.720 --> 00:17:33.359 to rescue the baby, whose name is baby to me, I guess her 280 00:17:33.440 --> 00:17:37.640 name is Catherine. Oh crap, I called her Claire. I called her 281 00:17:37.680 --> 00:17:41.400 Claire like six times. It's fine. Oh, well, something white, 282 00:17:42.519 --> 00:17:48.839 okay, But he sets out and Bobby and Brenda are left at the RV 283 00:17:49.160 --> 00:17:55.680 and she's scared shitless. Say that five times fast, Bobby and Brenda at 284 00:17:55.799 --> 00:17:59.480 the r zero times. I'm trying to make it funny. It was really 285 00:17:59.559 --> 00:18:03.880 upseting, and she's so afraid that they're going to come back and like rape 286 00:18:03.920 --> 00:18:08.359 her again or kill her or take them or she doesn't know, but she's 287 00:18:08.640 --> 00:18:11.799 petrified. And Bobby's like, get your shit together, and he knows he 288 00:18:11.799 --> 00:18:15.799 has to be the big brother. And they get this amazing plan to like 289 00:18:17.200 --> 00:18:22.599 wire all around them with the fishing wire that Doug brought home, and they 290 00:18:22.680 --> 00:18:26.319 rig it to a little baby rattle, so anything that comes in contact with 291 00:18:26.400 --> 00:18:32.480 the fishing wire will rattle the rattle. Rattle the rattle. We'll touch the 292 00:18:32.559 --> 00:18:36.240 rattle. Oh my god, that's a stupid word. We'll move the rattle, 293 00:18:36.480 --> 00:18:38.839 making it make noise, and then they'll be alerted that someone is there. 294 00:18:41.359 --> 00:18:47.279 God. So then Doug continues his journey through like the mines, and 295 00:18:47.359 --> 00:18:53.160 he sees an abandoned nukealer testing village just like Nuketown and Call of Duty Black 296 00:18:53.160 --> 00:18:56.759 Ops, which is my favorite game. I kill on some Nuketown. Anyways, 297 00:18:57.119 --> 00:19:02.880 he gets into the house where he finds his baby, and this is 298 00:19:02.920 --> 00:19:07.079 my favorite part of the movie because he leaves Beast in an abandoned car because 299 00:19:07.079 --> 00:19:11.240 he needs to be quiet, and that little puppy was doing so good. 300 00:19:11.279 --> 00:19:14.160 He just sat down. He was quiet when he said be quiet. He 301 00:19:14.240 --> 00:19:18.680 was quiet, even like a nasty mutant thing. Was that one's name Sis? 302 00:19:18.079 --> 00:19:21.960 Sis. He's like a big, big one. He has a neck 303 00:19:22.039 --> 00:19:25.680 brace. He looks like he'd be in like Silent Hill and stuff. Yeah, 304 00:19:25.720 --> 00:19:29.359 he looks gross. He's walking around with like a big ass axe and 305 00:19:29.480 --> 00:19:30.519 he tells the dog to be quiet. It stays quiet. He's like to 306 00:19:30.519 --> 00:19:33.240 stay here, So they wait for Sis to leave and he goes into the 307 00:19:33.279 --> 00:19:38.240 house where he finds the baby, but she is being taken care of by 308 00:19:38.359 --> 00:19:41.480 big Mama. She actually looks normal, she just doesn't have hair, and 309 00:19:41.839 --> 00:19:45.839 he's like about to escape with the baby, picks her up. She's quiet. 310 00:19:47.039 --> 00:19:51.079 He's walking out and she's somehow behind him and knocks him unconscious. He 311 00:19:51.119 --> 00:19:53.440 wakes up in a freezer like from the gas station where like the ice creams 312 00:19:53.440 --> 00:19:56.680 are usually in but it's not on, dude, and there were so many 313 00:19:56.680 --> 00:20:02.759 bodies in there. He wakes up and he's in a disgusting not turned on 314 00:20:02.839 --> 00:20:07.039 freezer full of body parts, legs, arms, torsos. He's next to 315 00:20:07.160 --> 00:20:11.720 him, lay out. There's like a face in there, like it's freaking 316 00:20:11.759 --> 00:20:15.880 disgusting. He's trying to pound his way out, boom boom, boom boom, 317 00:20:15.880 --> 00:20:18.079 and his baseball bat is on top. Why would it leave the fucking 318 00:20:18.079 --> 00:20:22.880 weapons so close to the victim? I don't know, but whatever, and 319 00:20:22.039 --> 00:20:26.519 he ends up like kicking his way out and he gets his bat and he 320 00:20:26.640 --> 00:20:30.640 starts looking. He's like, okay, I'm gonna kill someone. That's when 321 00:20:30.680 --> 00:20:34.319 he finds big brain. Big brain is exactly what he sounds like. He 322 00:20:34.319 --> 00:20:38.000 has a really big brain, like it is about two feet long, and 323 00:20:38.160 --> 00:20:41.160 he can't really move. He's in a wheelchair, but it's like an old 324 00:20:41.200 --> 00:20:47.720 wheelchair that's like wooden. He's like the brains of the operation pun intended. 325 00:20:47.880 --> 00:20:51.240 And he's like, where's my baby And he's like, I don't know, 326 00:20:51.759 --> 00:20:56.440 she's not here, And Amorella's actually does a perfect impersonation of him, so 327 00:20:56.480 --> 00:20:59.799 I'll let her say what he says. He starts telling him the story of 328 00:21:00.000 --> 00:21:08.599 what happened, and he's like, you people left us in the man. 329 00:21:12.079 --> 00:21:17.559 Yeah. Basically that's why they kill humans because they believe they left them in 330 00:21:17.599 --> 00:21:21.839 the mind Yeah, they left them in the minds while the en did nuclear 331 00:21:21.920 --> 00:21:25.480 testing, so it sucked them all up. They were genetically mutated and the 332 00:21:25.599 --> 00:21:29.279 womb and stuff due to all the radiation and nuclear shit in the air from 333 00:21:29.319 --> 00:21:33.240 all the testing, and no one ever helped them. So they hate humans, 334 00:21:33.400 --> 00:21:37.559 they hate everybody. He starts laughing. He's like, it's breakfast time. 335 00:21:37.799 --> 00:21:42.359 And that's my real favorite part because right when he says that freaking Pluto 336 00:21:44.279 --> 00:21:48.200 bust through the fricking door. He's as big as the planet Pluto, by 337 00:21:48.200 --> 00:21:51.400 the way, that's probably why his name is Pluto. He's fucking massive. 338 00:21:51.680 --> 00:21:55.519 They just start fighting. It's intense. He has like an axe. He 339 00:21:55.720 --> 00:21:59.559 smashes the shit out a dug He cuts off two of his fingers at one 340 00:21:59.680 --> 00:22:03.960 point. And my real favorite part, Doug, he ends up getting away. 341 00:22:03.119 --> 00:22:07.880 Yeah, and he has his bat and he's ready. He moves the 342 00:22:07.920 --> 00:22:11.559 bathtub in front of the bathroom door and he's pointing his bat right at the 343 00:22:11.640 --> 00:22:15.960 camera, and you were like, oh, shit's about to get real. 344 00:22:15.960 --> 00:22:19.160 But then they start zooming out and you're like, oh my god, what's 345 00:22:19.160 --> 00:22:25.720 gonna happen. Pluto comes busting through the side of the wall and they start 346 00:22:25.880 --> 00:22:30.720 fighting, and he cuts the bat in half with the axe, and Doug 347 00:22:30.799 --> 00:22:33.720 uses half of it to get him in the gut. It doesn't even FaZe 348 00:22:33.799 --> 00:22:37.880 him. He takes it right out and he's like then he like drops it, 349 00:22:38.119 --> 00:22:42.079 and Doug starts crying. He's on his knees. He's like, please, 350 00:22:42.079 --> 00:22:45.359 don't kill me, please, And they're laughing. And he gets the 351 00:22:45.359 --> 00:22:49.640 axe right up to his head and he measures it out. He pulls it 352 00:22:49.680 --> 00:22:55.599 back and he's sizing up the axe and he looks on the ground with his 353 00:22:55.759 --> 00:22:59.440 last like his eye is all bloody too. And he picks up a little 354 00:22:59.440 --> 00:23:03.160 scrooge like a regular run of the mill, and he holds it up to 355 00:23:03.240 --> 00:23:07.000 Pluto and Big Brain and Pluto laughing, dude, it's shaking. Those arms 356 00:23:07.000 --> 00:23:11.000 are sore. He stabs it right into a Pluto's foot. It drops his 357 00:23:11.039 --> 00:23:15.720 axe. Doug gets up. He gets the American flag out of Big Bob's 358 00:23:15.720 --> 00:23:19.720 head, his father in law's dead burnt corpse. Takes the flag out and 359 00:23:19.799 --> 00:23:25.759 shoves it into Pluto, killing him. It was intense. And then Beast 360 00:23:25.880 --> 00:23:30.920 escapes from the car and Beast kills Big Brain. And it was freaking crazy, 361 00:23:30.039 --> 00:23:33.000 and then him and Beast were turned back outside to where Sis likes to 362 00:23:33.240 --> 00:23:37.559 do his little laps, and he fucking gets him with his own axe in 363 00:23:37.599 --> 00:23:41.680 the head. Before Beast kills Big Brain, he gets on the walkie talkie 364 00:23:41.680 --> 00:23:48.359 and says kill the baby to Lizard. Oh yeah, And then Lizard now 365 00:23:48.400 --> 00:23:52.920 being ordered to kill the baby, it's so excited to kill the baby. 366 00:23:52.039 --> 00:23:55.319 Yeah. He's like, yeah, I'm eat this baby, cook it up. 367 00:23:55.559 --> 00:23:59.079 And he gets a meat cleaver and he's so ready. And when he 368 00:23:59.119 --> 00:24:04.200 goes to where they had Katherine held Ruby that only like good mutant, I 369 00:24:04.200 --> 00:24:07.680 guess, replaces it with a piglet, so I'm like, obviously they have 370 00:24:07.759 --> 00:24:10.960 food. Though, why are they killing all these people if they have like 371 00:24:11.000 --> 00:24:14.519 pigs they could eat, I don't know. And then Doug starts chasing Ruby 372 00:24:14.839 --> 00:24:18.039 through the hills for his baby. Meanwhile, back at the RV, Brenda 373 00:24:18.119 --> 00:24:25.720 and Bobby hear something moving the rattle and they go and it's just a tumbleweed. 374 00:24:26.000 --> 00:24:30.200 Brenda starts freaking out because she knew they said I'll come back for you, 375 00:24:30.799 --> 00:24:34.799 and so if she hears any kind of movement they get, she like 376 00:24:34.920 --> 00:24:38.680 starts to throw up. She gets like so shaky and so scared. Understandably 377 00:24:38.920 --> 00:24:41.480 when they were to remove the tumbleweed and they go find it out, they're 378 00:24:41.519 --> 00:24:44.640 like, okay, it's just a tumbleweed. And they start to go back 379 00:24:44.680 --> 00:24:48.920 to the trailer. They see the door to the car open and their mom 380 00:24:49.519 --> 00:24:56.880 is missing. Their mother's body is missing. They start freaking out. Bobby 381 00:24:56.400 --> 00:25:02.799 is done. He's like, hell no, his little white gangsterself. He 382 00:25:02.839 --> 00:25:04.720 gets out there, dude. He pulls out his little clock. He starts 383 00:25:04.839 --> 00:25:11.640 walking and he finds Papa Jupiter eating his mother, like no, no, 384 00:25:11.759 --> 00:25:15.279 no, no, like a Thanksgiving feast. He's like shooting everything but him, 385 00:25:15.400 --> 00:25:18.400 and he is the worst shot. He misses so many times. Papa 386 00:25:18.480 --> 00:25:23.799 Jupiter starts laughing and he runs and chasing him. Oh. He runs after 387 00:25:25.039 --> 00:25:30.279 Bobby and he's like, Brenda, get the truck ready, and she's like, 388 00:25:30.279 --> 00:25:33.920 oh shit, like it's happening. They do this thing where they use 389 00:25:33.039 --> 00:25:37.200 the propane and they turn it on full blast. Then they put a strip 390 00:25:37.200 --> 00:25:42.000 of matches duct tape to the sliding glass door on the trailer. They decide 391 00:25:42.039 --> 00:25:47.119 to lure him into the trailer, lock him in there, and explode it. 392 00:25:47.359 --> 00:25:51.880 But what they didn't account for was that Papa Jupiter knew the window was 393 00:25:51.920 --> 00:25:55.279 there because you know, they had done ricon and he like bust through when 394 00:25:55.319 --> 00:26:00.400 he starts grabbing at Brenda. Brenda's losing her cool and Bobby's like, fuck 395 00:26:00.519 --> 00:26:03.039 this, dude, our plan's gonna work no matter what, and he like 396 00:26:03.680 --> 00:26:08.519 uses a bungee cord to tie his arms to the trailer. So then Bobby 397 00:26:08.559 --> 00:26:11.799 and Brenda escape the trailer from another window, but he doesn't know because he 398 00:26:11.839 --> 00:26:15.559 was trying to get his arm out. And when he goes on the little 399 00:26:15.599 --> 00:26:21.319 screen door, the little strip of matches they had set up ignite and make 400 00:26:21.400 --> 00:26:26.240 this huge Monga's explosion. So after they blow everything up, it cuts back 401 00:26:26.279 --> 00:26:30.599 to Doug trying to find his family, trying to find little baby Catherine. 402 00:26:30.799 --> 00:26:37.920 I told you her name is Baby. So he kind of follows Ruby because 403 00:26:37.960 --> 00:26:40.279 Ruby has her, and he's like, please, can I have my baby 404 00:26:40.319 --> 00:26:42.640 back? Please? And She's about to hand it to him because Ruby's a 405 00:26:42.680 --> 00:26:45.319 good girl, like she doesn't want to do any of this shit. It's 406 00:26:45.359 --> 00:26:49.720 really sad. Ruby's about to hand him his baby back, but Lizard comes 407 00:26:51.279 --> 00:26:53.680 and like tackles him. He starts attacking him. He starts he tries to 408 00:26:53.759 --> 00:26:57.240 use his fucking spike strips to attack him with He does get him like once 409 00:26:57.279 --> 00:27:00.839 in the face, and that would have killed him if it like hit his 410 00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:04.519 entire body. Guy's been shot, Guy's been stabbed, he had his hand 411 00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:11.640 broken, fingers. This poor guy, he just wants to protect his baby. 412 00:27:11.920 --> 00:27:15.680 Lizard is stronger than Doug. Obviously, he's been living in the desert 413 00:27:15.720 --> 00:27:18.200 forever. He knows what he's doing. So Lizard gets the gun and he's 414 00:27:18.240 --> 00:27:22.039 about to shoot Doug, and he's like, fuck you, I'm gonna kill 415 00:27:22.039 --> 00:27:25.079 your baby and kill your family. You're done. I'm gonna eat you guys, 416 00:27:25.079 --> 00:27:27.880 blah blah blah, and Ruby's like no, So Ruby, she puts 417 00:27:27.880 --> 00:27:33.480 the baby down and she tackles Lizard and they both fall off the cliff and 418 00:27:33.519 --> 00:27:37.079 they die together. So she basically killed like her brother or whatever he was 419 00:27:37.119 --> 00:27:41.240 to her, but just to protect the baby. She had a soul. 420 00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:45.119 I'm gonna say she didn't want to do anything bad. He's really sad her 421 00:27:45.119 --> 00:27:49.839 and the two other kids. Obviously, the kids aren't born bad. They's 422 00:27:51.039 --> 00:27:55.799 raised by fucking Papa Jupiter to be evil. Basically, Yeah, I wonder 423 00:27:55.839 --> 00:27:59.559 how Ruby got good. Maybe she like found a book or maybe because they 424 00:27:59.599 --> 00:28:03.960 had to I saw her watching that jury Springer or whatever exactly. Maybe that's 425 00:28:03.960 --> 00:28:07.400 whether so bad though maybe it was more. Maybe it was more. Doug 426 00:28:07.440 --> 00:28:11.759 gets his baby and he's like it's finally over, and he has to walk 427 00:28:11.880 --> 00:28:15.359 all the way the fuck back to the site. He finds his dog. 428 00:28:15.519 --> 00:28:18.240 He does find the dog. Baby Beast is still alive. Beast is a 429 00:28:18.279 --> 00:28:21.559 good boy. So he has Beast and he's holding him. He's like, 430 00:28:21.599 --> 00:28:22.799 good boy, it's such a good boy. And he's like yeah, yem, 431 00:28:23.079 --> 00:28:26.200 yeah, yeah, he's so excited, little baby dog he is. 432 00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:30.559 He's great actor, great actor. And he's like, okay, we're done. 433 00:28:30.640 --> 00:28:33.880 So they're walking back and it cuts back to Bobby and Brenda and they 434 00:28:33.920 --> 00:28:37.799 see everything still on fire. It was a nice big smoke fire for people 435 00:28:37.799 --> 00:28:41.599 to see though. I guess that was the other point. Yeah, And 436 00:28:41.079 --> 00:28:45.319 they hear laughing and like the fund was that And they walk over and they 437 00:28:45.319 --> 00:28:49.400 see Papa Ju but are laughing. Yeah, he's like barely even phased by 438 00:28:49.440 --> 00:28:53.119 the attack. A giant explodes and she landed on something so it's through his 439 00:28:53.279 --> 00:28:56.119 chest, so he's dying. The fire didn't do shit to him, and 440 00:28:56.160 --> 00:29:00.359 he's like, you think this is over, it's just showing he's so evil 441 00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:07.559 even in death. He would rather laugh at their pain than freaking admit. 442 00:29:07.359 --> 00:29:11.839 Yeah, And so he's like, this isn't over. You guys are all 443 00:29:11.880 --> 00:29:15.640 gonna die. Me, me, me, and Burnah's like I'm done. 444 00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:21.240 I'm tired of this, and she goes ham on his head and kills him 445 00:29:21.400 --> 00:29:26.880 with the pickaxe. It was very minecraft, so technically everyone in the family 446 00:29:26.960 --> 00:29:30.680 has killed somebody, which is good, that's true. They're just holding each 447 00:29:30.680 --> 00:29:33.519 other and they're like, it's over. Well, we'll figure out how to 448 00:29:33.880 --> 00:29:36.680 I mean, it's not really over. You know. They're kind of in 449 00:29:36.720 --> 00:29:38.920 the middle of the desert now, but it's fine. We're still gonna figure 450 00:29:38.920 --> 00:29:44.440 out how to get home car. And then while they're holding each other, 451 00:29:44.960 --> 00:29:51.279 they see Doug and Beast and little baby walking up and they're just like, 452 00:29:51.319 --> 00:29:53.880 oh my god, everything's okay. We're gonna get through this. It'll be 453 00:29:53.920 --> 00:29:59.359 fine. And then just as they're getting like their happy family moment together, 454 00:29:59.480 --> 00:30:03.000 it's zoom out into showing someone else looking at them through binoculars. So I'm 455 00:30:03.039 --> 00:30:07.039 like, wait, is there like another goggle? Do they have two names. 456 00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:10.920 I thought the ending that little part was like so fucking stupid. It 457 00:30:10.960 --> 00:30:14.519 reminded me of the ending of The Crazies when they zoom out and they're still 458 00:30:14.519 --> 00:30:17.079 following them. Yeah, so if they just cut that out, it would 459 00:30:17.079 --> 00:30:22.200 have been much better. I think, why wouldn't that mutant go and kill 460 00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:25.960 them right now? You know? Why would he just be watching? That's 461 00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:29.799 hit their dad? Papa Jupiter is the dad. The end, end end 462 00:30:29.799 --> 00:30:34.200 and ending that little slippet we just said, we just said the binoculars trash 463 00:30:34.240 --> 00:30:38.119 the whole movie fucking amazing. What do you rate it out of five? 464 00:30:38.319 --> 00:30:42.119 Probably a four, maybe like a three point eight, three point eight. 465 00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:45.599 I do love the movie a lot, but there's a lot of parts where 466 00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:48.119 I'm like, that's stupid. That part doesn't make sense? Why did this? 467 00:30:48.200 --> 00:30:51.799 I'm nitpicky. Especially it is an older movie. I don't know, 468 00:30:51.960 --> 00:30:55.039 that's why you're a good movie reviewer. It's an older movie. So I 469 00:30:55.079 --> 00:30:56.480 give it a lot of slack. It's like three point eight, what is 470 00:30:56.480 --> 00:31:00.319 it, oh, five oh six, something like that. Two six. 471 00:31:00.359 --> 00:31:03.039 I think if it was a newer movie trying to pull some of that shit, 472 00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:04.759 I would rate it so much little work because it's fucking stupid, but 473 00:31:06.119 --> 00:31:07.680 probably a three point eight. Yeah, but I know six. It was 474 00:31:07.720 --> 00:31:11.279 a good ass movie. It was really good, though. I do recommend 475 00:31:11.319 --> 00:31:14.039 it. Watch it for sure. Everyone should see it at least once. 476 00:31:14.160 --> 00:31:15.960 It'll freak you out about the desert. I still think about it until we 477 00:31:17.039 --> 00:31:18.359 go on Rode Chips and shit, I'm like, we're gonna die. We're 478 00:31:18.359 --> 00:31:22.279 gonna die. I live in the desert, I know. I hate it. 479 00:31:22.319 --> 00:31:23.680 Gogges right here, I'm gonna I'm gonna die. It's fine. What 480 00:31:23.720 --> 00:31:26.400 do you think of the movie. I'm gonna rate it a four. I 481 00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:30.160 think that all the mutants were done really well. I actually never looked up 482 00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:34.240 if they actually looked like that or if they're just make up, but I 483 00:31:34.279 --> 00:31:38.079 couldn't tell either way. They look amazing. Even the little kids. Oh 484 00:31:38.119 --> 00:31:41.400 my god, there's two little kid mutants and when Ducks searching the house, 485 00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:45.359 they're like, hey, mister, want to play with us? And they 486 00:31:45.359 --> 00:31:47.759 look like me right now because I just got a bunch of injections on the 487 00:31:47.799 --> 00:31:51.079 side of my face and I can't move it at the dentist right the rupture 488 00:31:51.160 --> 00:31:53.039 kind of cute, and they're just nice, I know, and they just 489 00:31:53.079 --> 00:31:56.559 want to play toys. But then he looked at the toys and the toys 490 00:31:56.559 --> 00:31:59.759 are all fucked up. They look like toys Story one and the fat fucking 491 00:31:59.759 --> 00:32:06.279 Bad Kid's Room. Other than the end of ending, everything was really good. 492 00:32:06.640 --> 00:32:07.599 They should have just stayed together. Maybe they would have been alive. 493 00:32:07.640 --> 00:32:10.200 I don't know, we're assholes, say. Our promo for this week is 494 00:32:15.680 --> 00:32:22.200 sorry, just channeling my inner big brain here commutants, Oh my god, 495 00:32:22.200 --> 00:32:27.039 I'm like throat felt disgusting. Anyway, Our promo for this week is Great 496 00:32:27.119 --> 00:32:30.720 Lakes True Crime Podcast because I like lakes and I like true crime, and 497 00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:36.319 I think if you're part of the Great Lakes, your podcast must be pretty 498 00:32:36.400 --> 00:32:42.160 great. And here's their promo. Like Lakes. Hey, this is Steve 499 00:32:42.240 --> 00:32:45.799 from Great Lakes True Crime. We tell stories from Ohio and the rest of 500 00:32:45.839 --> 00:32:51.920 the lower Great Lakes region. Give us a listen on your favorite podcast app, 501 00:32:52.960 --> 00:32:57.599 and follow us on Twitter or Facebook. Just search for Great Lakes True 502 00:32:57.599 --> 00:33:12.960 Crime. Alright, story time, We're now the story slash murder portion of 503 00:33:12.960 --> 00:33:17.640 our podcast, where emerrillists will find an amazing scary ass story to link to 504 00:33:17.720 --> 00:33:22.559 the film, and I'll find a murder that links in a creative way, 505 00:33:22.559 --> 00:33:31.279 hopefully never a creative this week. My story this week was posted seven years 506 00:33:31.279 --> 00:33:35.720 ago on Reddit no sleep, because that's where I spend a lot of my 507 00:33:35.799 --> 00:33:38.880 time. Guys. It was posted by someone named if You Go into the 508 00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:44.319 Woods. That's an interesting name, would you if you go into the woods? 509 00:33:44.559 --> 00:33:47.640 Take Tom's to be or what it mean? I'm married to a Tom 510 00:33:47.799 --> 00:33:54.720 So and it is called the Family who Lived in the Woods. There was 511 00:33:54.720 --> 00:33:58.799 a family who lived in the woods near my house. At first it was 512 00:33:58.839 --> 00:34:01.480 a very poor young couple with nowhere else to go, but they soon had 513 00:34:01.559 --> 00:34:07.440 children, and those children bread until there was about twenty in total. They 514 00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:10.320 lived in a cave cut into a rock face and fed on roots and woodland 515 00:34:10.320 --> 00:34:15.519 creatures. Every so often they'd lay in wait just off the path and ambush 516 00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:21.639 passers by. They robbed the men, raped the women, and in winter 517 00:34:21.960 --> 00:34:24.920 they would eat the corpses. You can imagine what my new girlfriend thought when 518 00:34:24.920 --> 00:34:29.639 I suggested we take a walk through those woods at night. Don't worry it 519 00:34:29.639 --> 00:34:32.199 it was hundreds of years ago. I said, Oh, no, distrust 520 00:34:32.280 --> 00:34:37.400 me, It'll be fun. Truth be told, I'd warn't anyone away from 521 00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:39.760 walking through those woods. But I had no choice. We just started going 522 00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:44.119 out, and she had a reputation for going out with bad boys. If 523 00:34:44.119 --> 00:34:45.760 I wanted to live up to her exes, I'd have to be daring. 524 00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:50.599 It was getting late, and the only sounds came from our own footsteps. 525 00:34:50.960 --> 00:34:54.719 Moonlight sneaked through the twisted trees, and our feet squelched in the mud. 526 00:34:55.199 --> 00:34:59.719 Tell me about your family, I said. She wouldn't talk much about them, 527 00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:01.679 and I could tell it was a subject she didn't like. I asked 528 00:35:01.760 --> 00:35:07.960 questions, trying to seem interested, but soon conversation dried up. In fact, 529 00:35:07.480 --> 00:35:10.920 I already knew she had problems with her family. Her brother died while 530 00:35:10.960 --> 00:35:14.760 serving in the army, and her father had left when she was a girl. 531 00:35:15.239 --> 00:35:19.280 She had trust issues. Man, Maybe you could say I was exploiting 532 00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:22.800 them. We were alone in the woods and she only had me to help 533 00:35:22.800 --> 00:35:25.119 her. She had let go of my hand awhile back, but then she 534 00:35:25.159 --> 00:35:29.559 grabbed it again when something crashed through the trees. It's just a rabbit, 535 00:35:29.719 --> 00:35:32.480 I said. I carried it off well, but I was nervous. I 536 00:35:32.519 --> 00:35:37.440 didn't actually see what ran past us, but a rabbit seemed reasonable. It 537 00:35:37.519 --> 00:35:42.440 was a good enough reason to draw her closer to me anyway. That family 538 00:35:42.480 --> 00:35:45.000 didn't really live here, did they. It's just a legend, she said, 539 00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:49.360 No, they really existed. There were twenty of them, and they 540 00:35:49.360 --> 00:35:52.599 were all inbred. Did they really kill people? Oh? Yes, and 541 00:35:52.840 --> 00:35:58.760 eat them so they say. She gripped my hand even tighter. What happened 542 00:35:58.800 --> 00:36:01.920 to them? They were cop by the police after they murdered an entire family. 543 00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:06.880 They were hung in the town's center. I want to leave, she 544 00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:09.440 said. We were in the middle of the woods, where no light got 545 00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:14.199 through and wind moaned through the trees. We were far away from her house, 546 00:36:14.400 --> 00:36:16.599 so deep in the woods she'd never find her way out. I didn't 547 00:36:16.599 --> 00:36:20.239 tell her, but we were close to the cave where the family lived. 548 00:36:20.559 --> 00:36:23.360 She wasn't talking to me now, and she walked faster, forcing me along 549 00:36:23.400 --> 00:36:27.519 with her. I tried to draw her back, but she ignored me. 550 00:36:28.199 --> 00:36:30.679 Ahead of us, I could see the cave. I hoped she wouldn't see 551 00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:35.039 it. Where did you go to school? I said, I don't want 552 00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:37.840 to talk, Just get me out of here. She tugged on my hand 553 00:36:37.159 --> 00:36:42.199 hard enough to hurt it. We walked even faster. There was rustling in 554 00:36:42.239 --> 00:36:45.000 the bushes ahead, and we moved farther to the right to walk in an 555 00:36:45.079 --> 00:36:50.159 arc away from whatever was there. As we got closer, the rustling grew 556 00:36:50.199 --> 00:36:53.159 louder and I could make out a shadow. A man stepped out and looked 557 00:36:53.199 --> 00:36:58.960 straight at my girlfriend. He had mud covering his face except where wrinkles cracked 558 00:36:58.960 --> 00:37:02.159 through. His beard was overgrown. He walked toward us, and another man 559 00:37:02.239 --> 00:37:07.360 stepped out of the bush behind him, and then another. Soon five of 560 00:37:07.400 --> 00:37:09.880 them were in front of us, joined by an old hag at the back. 561 00:37:10.400 --> 00:37:15.159 They looked evil. They stood in the middle of the path, just 562 00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:19.960 waiting. My girlfriend lost control of herself, whimpering into my sleeve. We 563 00:37:20.119 --> 00:37:23.239 stopped and I turned to her. Well, I'd like you to meet my 564 00:37:23.320 --> 00:37:30.000 family, I said, And that's the story. Are they going to kill 565 00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:35.039 her? They're gonna eat her? You think, yeah, well why were 566 00:37:35.719 --> 00:37:38.239 Okay? I picked the story because it reminds me of how what's his name 567 00:37:38.360 --> 00:37:45.599 jeb like has to trick people into going into the in this case the forest, 568 00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:50.519 but in his case the desert in order to like feed his family. 569 00:37:51.480 --> 00:37:55.440 So you're someone who's like trusting and unsuspecting, and you get these people who 570 00:37:55.480 --> 00:38:00.320 trust you, and you just kind of have to do it to feed them. 571 00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:04.239 So when I read this, I was like, that's like a more 572 00:38:04.360 --> 00:38:07.199 modern take of what's happening, you know, because especially nowadays with like urban 573 00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:12.400 exploration and people going out at night, people exploring the woods all the time. 574 00:38:12.400 --> 00:38:15.199 I live in Oregon. There's so many fucking woods around here to explore. 575 00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:17.480 You how many times people have invited me on dates to go to the 576 00:38:17.480 --> 00:38:21.400 woods. I'm not gonna get murdered, are you kidding me? So that's 577 00:38:21.440 --> 00:38:23.840 my story. It's also warning be careful if people ask you to go to 578 00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:27.280 the woods, especially at night, don't do it. So that was my 579 00:38:27.400 --> 00:38:30.840 story, very straightforward. You could totally see why I picked it when a 580 00:38:30.880 --> 00:38:37.480 little easy love it? What was your murder this week? The murderer I'll 581 00:38:37.519 --> 00:38:44.519 be discussing this week is David Jay Rens. David Jay Wrens was born with 582 00:38:44.559 --> 00:38:49.840 a congenital birth defect. Huh. He was born without the lower half of 583 00:38:49.960 --> 00:38:53.400 his left jaw like completely and part of the left cheekbone. So like, 584 00:38:53.960 --> 00:38:57.960 if you look up a picture of him, you gotta see this is a 585 00:38:58.079 --> 00:39:01.519 hereditary condition that Rens in his family, his father, brother, and sister 586 00:39:01.679 --> 00:39:07.519 all have the facial deformality, but it was the most prominent in David J. 587 00:39:07.679 --> 00:39:14.000 Ren's Even after multiple jaw lengthening surgeries, it didn't help much. And 588 00:39:14.119 --> 00:39:16.239 as a baby he had to have a tracheotomy, which is a hole in 589 00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:21.039 your neck so he could eat, And as a kid he still had to 590 00:39:21.079 --> 00:39:24.239 have it because sometimes eating was excruciating for him. He would have to like 591 00:39:24.280 --> 00:39:29.119 suck in his food so and when he spoke he'd have to cover the hole 592 00:39:29.159 --> 00:39:31.920 at school just to be heard. And due to this, he was a 593 00:39:31.960 --> 00:39:37.280 loner, which you know you can imagine. Okay, I feel bad for 594 00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:42.320 him, But just because people hurt you and billy you doesn't mean you should 595 00:39:42.360 --> 00:39:45.199 go and become a murderer, you know what I mean? Like, no 596 00:39:45.239 --> 00:39:46.719 matter what the fuck happens in your life, that does not give you the 597 00:39:46.800 --> 00:39:51.480 right to kill another person. And that's why I'm only bringing up how he 598 00:39:51.519 --> 00:39:55.519 looks, because that's why I linked him to this case. Other than that 599 00:39:55.559 --> 00:40:02.639 he's shit. Sorry not sorry anyways. Rends was arrested in January twenty thirteen 600 00:40:04.079 --> 00:40:12.039 for possession of child pornography. They found over eleven thousand images and eleven hundred 601 00:40:12.280 --> 00:40:16.480 videos. Christ He was sentenced to thirty years into federal prison, and then 602 00:40:16.599 --> 00:40:22.800 was put under federal monitoring. Several of the child pornography videos depicted acts of 603 00:40:22.920 --> 00:40:29.679 rape and murder, which is similar to crimes he would soon commit. The 604 00:40:29.800 --> 00:40:35.719 authorities, for some fucking reason, allowed Rends to be released to house arrest 605 00:40:36.079 --> 00:40:39.599 with an ankle monitor for weeks. He played with the ankle monitor, seeing 606 00:40:39.599 --> 00:40:45.280 how long he could remove it before learning the authorities. On March fourteenth, 607 00:40:45.480 --> 00:40:52.880 twenty thirteen, Rens removed his electric monitoring device, left it at home, 608 00:40:52.679 --> 00:40:58.039 and drove to a mall in New York. Once at the mall, he 609 00:40:58.199 --> 00:41:01.400 parked his car and walked around in the parking lot a bit. That's where 610 00:41:01.400 --> 00:41:08.519 he found his victims. A librarian named Laurie Anne Bresnahan and her ten year 611 00:41:08.519 --> 00:41:14.679 old daughter were getting into their vehicle. Rens forced his way into the car 612 00:41:14.880 --> 00:41:17.800 using an air pistol. He told them it was a real gun, pointing 613 00:41:17.800 --> 00:41:22.760 it at the mother, Laurie, He forced her to drive them to a 614 00:41:22.840 --> 00:41:28.000 remote area of the mall's parking garage. Once alone, he bound both of 615 00:41:28.039 --> 00:41:31.280 his victims. He then used the knife to cut a hole in Laurie's ten 616 00:41:31.360 --> 00:41:37.119 year old daughter's clothes, and he raped the young girl. Rens was trying 617 00:41:37.159 --> 00:41:40.440 to use cable ties to bind Laurie's head and neck to the headrest in her 618 00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:45.760 car. Then she began to fight back, and she fought back hard. 619 00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:50.639 She shouted to her ten year old daughter, run, and she did. 620 00:41:51.119 --> 00:41:54.360 She bolted out of the vehicle. As Laurie watched her daughter run off to 621 00:41:54.440 --> 00:42:00.599 safety, Rens got angry and started to attack her. He began furiously stabbing 622 00:42:00.679 --> 00:42:06.960 Lorie in the head and chest, and then strangled her to death. Thankfully, 623 00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:09.719 by this time, though, her ten year old daughter was rescued by 624 00:42:09.760 --> 00:42:14.960 someone just driving by. Was rescued by someone driving by, and they called 625 00:42:14.960 --> 00:42:20.599 the police. Rens was arrested shortly after like right then. Once in custody, 626 00:42:20.679 --> 00:42:24.480 authorities kept his face and deformities hidden from the public. Weeks after the 627 00:42:24.519 --> 00:42:30.280 attack, a report by a federal judge found that the officers failed to do 628 00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:35.360 monthly checks on rents. They were also supposed to inspect the bracelet. At 629 00:42:35.360 --> 00:42:38.880 these monthly checks. The probation officers, who were supposed to be keeping an 630 00:42:38.920 --> 00:42:45.480 eye on him ignored forty six alerts that his ankle monitor had been tampered with. 631 00:42:45.960 --> 00:42:50.599 It took Rens less than one minute of his bracelet going off to reassemble 632 00:42:50.639 --> 00:42:53.119 it and set it down. The bracelet was held together with a piece of 633 00:42:53.199 --> 00:42:57.519 duct tape and a screw. When the authorities found it at his house. 634 00:42:58.320 --> 00:43:02.599 The Federal probation officers Syracuse who were monitoring him, it just says, we're 635 00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:07.320 either fired or demoted. That's it. I bet they were already even fired. 636 00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:09.559 Oh yeah, that's it for them. They better have been fired, 637 00:43:09.559 --> 00:43:15.679 because that's up. David J. Wrens pled guilty to the murder of Lorie 638 00:43:15.679 --> 00:43:20.800 Bresnahan and to the rape charges of her ten year old daughter on May sixteenth 639 00:43:20.800 --> 00:43:25.559 of twenty sixteen. He was sentenced to life in prison without parole for the 640 00:43:25.639 --> 00:43:31.159 first degree murder and the predatory assault against a child. The victims family pleaded 641 00:43:31.159 --> 00:43:36.280 with officials not to hold a death penalty trial to spare the ten year old 642 00:43:36.320 --> 00:43:38.719 daughter any additional trauma, So that's why he didn't get the death penalty. 643 00:43:39.280 --> 00:43:44.159 My sources for this case were Murderpedia dot org, Syracuse dot com, and 644 00:43:44.280 --> 00:43:47.719 Reddit. I chose this case because David J. Wrens looks like one of 645 00:43:47.719 --> 00:43:51.440 the people from the movie of the Hills of Eyes. If you would just 646 00:43:51.480 --> 00:43:55.159 look it up, and he raped the daughter. He also looks like our 647 00:43:55.280 --> 00:44:00.639 uncle who has also a childhoodists. Yep, they all look alike. I 648 00:44:00.639 --> 00:44:02.800 mean I could probably point one out in the crowd. Okay. I chose 649 00:44:02.800 --> 00:44:06.079 this case because David dar Ends looks like one of the people from the movie 650 00:44:06.159 --> 00:44:08.639 The Health of Eyes, and he raped a child. Lori died defending her 651 00:44:08.719 --> 00:44:15.280 daughter. In the movie, Lizard rapes Brenda and Lynn gets murdered trying to 652 00:44:15.320 --> 00:44:17.880 defend her baby. So yeah, that's why I picked it. It's pretty 653 00:44:17.880 --> 00:44:23.760 sure case, pretty straightforward. It's so fucking sad. I'm like, I 654 00:44:23.840 --> 00:44:27.480 mean, at least she was able to save her daughter. He's probably going 655 00:44:27.519 --> 00:44:30.639 to kill them both, you know. I don't believe it has anything to 656 00:44:30.679 --> 00:44:34.559 do with his birth defects. That's why I chose that case because he looks 657 00:44:34.559 --> 00:44:37.519 like he'd be in the movie, and the mom died to protecting the daughter. 658 00:44:37.800 --> 00:44:40.320 And we're not sure what our next movie is gonna be, but it'll 659 00:44:40.320 --> 00:44:46.119 be soon. I promise next episode will be super soon. I know Christmas 660 00:44:46.159 --> 00:44:50.039 is coming up, but that's like three weeks away, so we're trying to 661 00:44:50.239 --> 00:44:52.360 try to give you guys three episodes this month. We love you all in 662 00:44:52.440 --> 00:44:57.239 case we die bye. Thank you all so much for listening to this week's 663 00:44:57.239 --> 00:45:00.800 episode of Gray Girls Podcast. 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