What's up, beautiful people. It is your baby Mama, Favorite baby Mama,
Stormy Pe And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the modern
day female perspective. Damn Son back at it again, And yeah, y'all,
I'm just gonna get it right back into it because this week has been
weakened and I really can't believe all the shenanigans that took place. First,
I want to talk about, did y'all see this video with the girl didn't
want to go on a date. Somebody asked her to go out, so
she ended up going anyway, And she goes to your Oysters eats forty eight
oysters and then orders the meal, and then the guy gets up and goes
to the bathroom and leaves her with the check. She then texts him and
says, like, you know you're leaving his like corny or some shit like
that, and he was like, I asked you out for a drink.
Anybody tell you to get all that food? So let's discuss, right if
I missed out on some shit? So what y'all know? Want to talk
about finding video on TikTok or finding on Instagram? Whatever? First I want
to say, bitch, how dare you bring oysters into this? Okay,
y'all know how I feel about oysters. Y'all know now, I just want
to say me personally, her eating the forty eight oysters wasn't that crazy to
me because I'd be going to happy hour and I'd be eating like forty eight
too. I know, I know off because it's happy hour, But she
went during the time where it was like fifteen four dozen, so she went,
I'm assuming doing some type of a special or happy hour too, right,
So my issue wasn't her eating forty eight oysters, because I will legit
clear like forty eight on a regular day by myself, but not is she
was the slurping bitch. Ain't nobody teach you how to eat oysters? Like
she's like, it's just so, it's just girl. If I was that,
man, I wouldn't even made it to the entree because since why are
you slurping like that? Like that is ridiculous, and then you ordered an
entree on top of that. Once again, not an issue. The girl
clear forty eight oysters and then have an entree too, So I didn't have
no pushback with that. My issue is I don't think it was nobody across
from her, Like when she uploaded the video, I ain't see nobody.
Watch, I ain't see nobody hand Like at the end when she was like
posting a receipt, you could see like, oh another drink. She was
like, yeah, he left his funky ass drink, right. I really
don't think it was nobody else in that video. Like I have a hard
time believing a grown up set across from you slurping like that and didn't say
nothing to you, like sis, you never been out there before, Like
who taught you how to eat oysters? That's not how it goes. And
on top of that, she's like, oh, well you know it ain't
nothing. I paid the bill blah blah blah blah blah. But she left
an eleven dollar tip, oh Smith, And I'm like, you eight forty
eight oysters at fifteen a dozen and had an entree and he had a drink
quote unquote, you had a drink and you left an eleven dollar tip.
Let's be real service, just be bringing drinks and food. Nowadays there's no
like presentation, So like, I don't don't be one of those people.
Don't be one of those people that tip shit crazy. The crazy part is
America is you serve with you that none of that. America is one of
the few places that still like takes part in the tip culture, right,
but all that aside, like sis, you can't be talking about money this,
money that, and you left eleven dollar tip like that really got me?
That got me? That's crazy. I don't think it was anyone sitting
across from her. The slurping and the eleven dollars tip. That was it
for me. Hold on, let me score back up to the line she
did. She posted a video like a recap video Ricky Underscore Spanish friv forces
all for clout. I believe it. I believe it. Dark Man seventeen
says she was trying to use him for food. I think that that might
have been a true scenario, if this was a true scenario. But I
don't think nobody was across my mayor like it just wasn't giving. I'm out
with somebody like it's no way. And now that I'm thinking back to the
video, I don't remember seeing another plate like this man sat here and didn't
get no advertisers while you ate forty eight oysters. That's strange. I'm not
gonna lie I took a nigga on a date yesterday? And how many did
I have? Ooh? Did I have forty eight? Hold on, hold
on wait? I had twenty four. I had twenty four oysters. Yesterday
I had twenty four oysters. But even while I was eating, you know,
clearing these fucking dozens, he got like two appetizers. So you sent
across from somebody eating forty eight oysters and not ordering anything. You don't think
that's a little weird. You don't find that suspicious, silly dot excess.
It was you, I am. You don't do me like that. Y'are
not gonna do me like that. On This Live dark Man seventeen says you
finally took a nigga on a date. Yeah, let's eat, okay,
So let me talk about this. Let me talk about this, right.
So, yesterday I was in a really good mood and I was like,
I all want to go outside, but you know, sometimes I want to
be by myself. Sometimes I just want to have some good company. So
I hit up the sky. I'm like, hey, you know you're free
for happy hour. You won't go for a drink? Blah blah Blahkay,
cool, so we ended up going a heavy hour and it was it was
it was fine, Like it wasn't a date per se. I didn't go
into it thinking like, oh, it's a date. I just wanted to
go eat and get some food and some drinks. And I didn't want to
do it by myself. So when the check came, you know, I
just put my shit down and that was it. Like he I went in
my parents and he was like you paying, and I'm like yeah, like
it's no bee like whatever, boom whatever. That was fine, and I'm
got me tell you something. My bill was like two hundred dollars and I
did not leave an eleven dollar tip. So it's like, since what you
all here doing? Yeah my bill yesterday it was two hundred dollars. No
no, no, no, no. I got we got a lot of
drinks. Okay, we got a lot of drinks, but like he had
some appetisers. I had an appetizer on the top of like my oysters and
stuff like that. I think we got something else to drink. And then
like after happy hour we set and was eating and drinking still, so damn
try called dance says. I never got exed to a happy hour by a
girl, I must be ugly. No, this bitch is just be broke.
I ain't gonna hold you what I'm serious. Ritchie Bruney says, happy
hour, happy ending. Hell No, I was fucking them sheets up.
I went right the bed, write the bed like huh, I don't even
know. I am soaked tmvent Understore KB says that's how I am. Just
want some company to chill with exactly, Like everything doesn't always have to be
sexual. You know, some things you just do. You just want other
people in your company, Yeah, you know. And other news this week,
y'all, after months and months and months of putting this shit out,
like something devastating has finally taken place, and it's affecting a lot of American
communities. You may be one of them. They didn't started just stutent loan
payments again. Damn damn. They didn't started the student loan payments again.
Damn. I'm gonna be real with y'all. My Jesus paid it all.
I have nothing for you, Okay, Sally May, I don't know if
you can hear me. Okay, I don't know if you tapped in on
the live, but my Jesus paid it all. I have nothing for you,
okay, Like at this point, you just gonna have to get it
back in blood respectful them, Like, I I don't know what you want
me to say. I ain't got it. I ain't got it, like
god damn. And you know it's crazy. My girlfriend put in the group
chat that they were starting in the payments again, and everyone's like, oh,
yeah, I'm cool, Like you know, theferred automatic payments blah blah
blah blah. Everybody's like, oh talking about it, and I'm like,
yeah, you know, I ain't worry about that shit. I woke up
this morning, I said, what the fuck? And y'all didn't even take
like the regular monthly payment, like y'all took a nice little chunk. What
the fuck is that? Goddamn? I'm like, y'all, I wasn't even
like paying attention to it. Coming to two beefs like bruh, Sally,
Sally, Sally, what's your beef? Bro? Like, I know you
got money, Why are you acting like you ain't got it? Like I
ain't gonna lie. Sally may be having me two seconds away from saying I
met a blind Nate, I mad no bind okay God damn listen. If
Stony can do it, I can't, but I don't want to. Sally
may stop playing on me. Dog. That's it. That's all I have
to say about that. But long story, shorts, gonna have to get
that back in blood because I ain't got nothing for you, thinks YouTube that's
saying it. So I ain't got nothing for you, nothing for you.
Outfits says, Oh we live. I thought I missed it. No,
we started a little late today, Outfits, and thank you for tapping in
every week. Art World Intent too says, laughing my ass off. They
gonna get it in blood because I'm not. Sally got goons out here.
She definitely do my girl, she just don't care. She don't care,
Like damn, Sally, I'm a mother. What the fuck you don't care
about what I got going on? I had to buy school pictures this week,
Like damn, you don't care about nothing, and you know what?
Food is expensive? Like another thing I wanted to talk about this week?
You ever think about like y'all be watching like period pieces. I don't mean
like blood pieces, I mean like shows or movies from like different time frames
or whatever. I was like watching something about like, you know, it's
October, so everybody has their Halloween stuff going on. I was watching something
about the Salem witch Trows, and I was thinking, like, yo,
if I was alive back then, any bitch that was looking at my man
crazy, I'm saying, shit, witch, if I was alive, if
I was alive during the Salem witch trous, any woman looking at my man
crazy, Witch, I promise, I promise, Like bro, if like
my nail lady, don't do my nails the way I want. Witch,
okay, if like I'm saying, you owe me five dollars and you're not
paying me back fast enough, witch, okay, Like I don't think they
fully utilized the power of calling somebody a witch back then, because I know
I would have. I know I would have like my man take too long
to like cut the grass, or like I've been asking you to pick your
clothes up off the bathroom floor for weeks. Okay, Witch, you said,
okay, Warlock lips on the mic shot not even sitting. But I'm
saying, like, I don't think they fully utilized the power of the witch
back then, Like I would be calling everybody a witch. Everybody a witch,
and technically I don't want to say they did, but I don't know
if we're being technical. Though, if I was alive back then, I
probably would be the witch because I'm black. Turn light on this book.
You have to turn lights old on this one because she had dark ones.
I'm serious, I'm serious. So yeah, bvps L. Who says,
what if they called you a witch? First? I know? Right?
And then that whole process was dumbe because it's like, in order to prove
wit, in order to prove you weren't a witch, you had to die
like the would because fate And that's what should you tell me? Like what,
I'm serious? Like they were like try to drown you and if you
didn't drown, you were a whis But if you drowned, you weren't a
witch. Like that's crazy, that, that's fucking ridiculous. Outfit says same
energy, Oh you're breaking up with me for another dude? Hope you know
you a witch? Yeah? I feel like Fellas were like running into the
ground even more though like, oh it's the second week in roll. You
ain't give me no head witch? Like I feel like they would run that
into the ground more than we would. We would even try to like,
oh you got some granny panties on again? Witch? I feel like,
y'all, men, would you do by yourself? Would you with me?
Crazy? Which like, and that's real crazy, that's alpha, says stakes
one to know one got your ass. I'm serious, man, I feel
like I am vertally says, but it was the women that made sense and
actually contributed to ship they call witches. Ship was legit retarded. Nick Breeze
says, sacrifice is what they called it. Z A. M. Photo
says the crazy part is everybody that they executed dies. So at what point
did they just think, Okay, there's no witches? Never, Okay,
tell us day they're still out there. Okay, Yeah, I think I
think we're about done with this. I think, yeah, you think we
got them all? I think we got them all. We're good, We're
good. And the lapt Sport says, which better have my money? Y'all
are so childish? So childish? Yeah, man, long story short,
I think I was born in the correct era. In other news, fun
fact, three out of five single men are actually married. And that's what
I like to call black people math. I don't even think that's black people
math. That's what I like to call relationship math. Yeah, okay nowadays
anyways, Like the crazy part is, first of all, for those of
you who may or may not know, I am very much siggle single,
like a dollar bill single, like a Pringle single, and trying to mingle.
But it's hard as fuck. Right, So the crazy part is I'm
finding that single people rarely shoot their shot, but the guys with wifts and
girlfriends, the motherfucker's be throwing them from half court like just shooting. And
I'm like, bro. And then my whole thing is you'll never like want
to get to know me, pick my brain, learn more, figure out
how I can maybe help you in your relationationship. All you want is some
Kuccie. What's wrong with your girlfriend Couci? It don't work, Like,
I don't understand. You got Kuccie, You got Kuchie at home, you
got living Kucci. Why why is that your first go to? Like,
I think they want different Cuci. If you want different Couci, you should
probably get a different bitch while you're there. Not me. I'm not there.
I'm not there. I'm not I'm not going to be there. I
don't want to be a part of that game. I've clocked out. I'm
not there. I'm not gonna lie. Like, I feel like every woman
has to go through that phase of being a side bitch, Like that's a
part of womanhood. You have to be it at least once in your life.
You do, you do because that maybe y'all should because for a woman,
to me, it taught me what to look out for and a partner
and knowing that it's cheating like high seven, move baby, move say okay,
hi baby, Okay, you gotta move. Okay. So yeah,
like I said, I think that every woman has to be a side point,
side bitch at some point in their life because you learn things about your
partner and you learn how to pick up when your partner's cheating. For example,
if I'm with my man and he doesn't connect his phone to the car
via bluetooth, he just wants to listen to the radio, he's cheating.
He's cheating because you don't want me to see who's texting you or who might
call you while we're in this car. Now, if it's not connected to
the car, I can't see it. But if it is, I'm going
to see fucking booty clapper through five to five call you. No, no,
another thing. I'll say, what that don't make sense? You boys
and fucked it up down. Look, niggas just randomly keep their phones in
their pockets, were cheating. I'm just saying, now you understand why your
girl be looking at you? Because is there a reason for your car your
phone not to be hooked up to your car if you have Bluetooth, No,
it's not you just both because Apple play sometimes and Bluetooth will pop up
the text message on the on the screen. Now I'm listening to fucking that
nigga scream about. Some just called me about Onyx. They said, Joe
lost it. I said, y'all know what I'm talking about. Y'ad know
exactly who I'm talking about. Now, I gotta listen talking about fucking going
on now, Jesus Christ, I can't even think of nothing right, like
yes, like I don't understand. So yeah, that that's one of the
things that I learned while being a sidepage. Another thing that really jumps out
to me just thinking right off the back. I'm going to say that I'll
also learned if your man comes home every day, kisses you on the cheek,
goes upstairs and then one day, he comes home a little bit later
than usual and jumps in the shower. Oh shit, Yeah, that's crazy.
You don't find that suspicious. I don't mean like he told you,
like yo, I'm going to a run ball or something like that, Like
he just randomly pops up with a new pattern. Men. I love y'all,
but y'all dumb. I love y'all, but y'all dumb, and y'all
moving patterns, and ninety nine point nine percent of the time we know you're
cheating because you're not falling in line with your pattern. You don't ever do
that, like you're not keeping up with what you usually y'all probably could get
away with more shit if you just stuck to the script. Nigga, y'all
be out here trying freestyle and shit, stop it, stop it, stick
to the scratch. I'm just saying, like silly that X says, No,
it's just a basketball day. No uh eml. Little Pierre says,
that's why you gotta do random ship from the gate. Never let her know
your next move, okay, because once she picked her pattern up, it's
a rat. You actually right about that. I agree, but I don't
know man, Like all that side, bitch should get played out, like
aside from it just being dangerous, it just gets played out. And it's
like, yo, can we make being in love cool again? I want
that? I want that for us, Like, like, make being in
love cool again? Put those on the red Trump hats. I'd buy that.
I'd buy that. I buy that, Like, Yo, I don't
want to pretend to be a city girl no more. I should just play
out I'm a love girl. Okay, Hi, seven, Hi baby,
I don't want to do that no more? Seven move babe? Move seven
out there you go? Look at you? You see me doing it?
Point, I'm still stuck on. I can't walk. How did this happen?
Call attorney, big ol? Exactly, that's exactly what y'all be listening
to. But no, like, really, can we make being in love
cool again? Like I don't want to pretend to be a city girl no
more. I am a love girl. Okay. Sometimes I identify as a
city girl. But I don't even want to do that no more. Like
I'm done. I'm finished. I'm done. Like I just want to be
in love real bad, Like I want a nigga to grab three of his
friends and go sing in the desert if he don't hear from me an hour.
Okay, I want to brush a man's hair and put his dude rag
on. Okay, I want to be in love like y'all. Don't think
the city girl shit has played out, y'a don't think the city boy shits
played out. And the confusing part about it to me is, I feel
like there's a corner of the Internet where we're all complaining about the same stuff.
Men don't want to feel like an atm and women don't want to feel
like a piece of meat. So why the fuck? Why are we having
such a hard time coming together? Like, I'm confused? Where are the
wires getting crossed that I need somebody to explain this to me because I am
not getting it. I am not getting it. Like if I say I'm
healed and you've worked on yourself and you're healed, or we're both on a
part of our he we're both on our healing journey. Why is it so
hard for us to goddamn come together because healing became a trend and not an
actual actual thing. Man, this is the hardest fucking meet and greet mixing
mingle I've ever had. To take right up in my life. That life.
So if you're alive, Shad said that saying that you're healed just became
the cool thing to do. Ain't trying to put the work in, like
not actually working on yourself, but saying that you're healed. Right, you
know why I blame I blame them fine niggas that be on the internet making
reels about beating. You know why I blame that dark skinned nigga. He
was in jail and then he came out of jail, and all he do
was make videos about how what you're supposed to do when you go on a
date with a girl or like y'all know what I'm talking about. Y'all know.
I think it's named like trail or something, and he's like a train
or two. All his videos is like him fucking exfoliating and they're not talking
about that three weeks ago. Hold on, y'all, I said this,
and she said, there be like, oh no, I think so curious.
Oh my god, I said, these niggas on the internet steaming their
fucking faces off are up to the good. And you sat there trying to
defend it like a dickhead. Okay, because self care is one thing,
but we still got to be men. Bro, self care is one thing,
but you praying on a certain demographic is not cool. And I feel
like he'd be eating these fucking what the fuck you think this? What do
you think was gonna happen? This ship happened since ninety five. These niggas
been running the same game and they just recycled it and put a new song
out. In the beginning, really was being genuine, like, hey,
here's what I did to help myself, and like, but like now I'm
sick of this nigga because it's like, Bro, you're attractive, you have
you know, a nice income, or like you're financially stable, right or
the image that you put out is you're trying to tell me you haven't met
a good woman. That that's ridiculous. Like stop the fucking cap, Stop
the cap. I don't want to see that. No more doesn't make any
sense. They be manifest and being healed hasher and Amy says, word must
accompany, Sorry, im aug just going crazy? Word must accompany action.
Making tiktoks won't change anything. Only introspection and reflections, my nigga. Yes,
people breaking up this year is a trend, like just like people breaking
up this year is a trend. But I think that even bigger trend is
people staying in situations that they're not happy in just for the sake of saying
that I'm in a situation. Posts people really be like scared to be by
themselves, people really scared to be a lonely people. Somebody fresh and energy
is all good, and I'd be like, oh man, I get caught
up. I'll be like missing like just being around somebody and the energy.
Yeah, I have to catch myself like hol on d. But you know
what's really crazy, A lot of people don't realize that they don't know how
to be by themselves. Like some people just love being in love and they
don't know how to act when they single. And that's why as soon as
they find somebody, they fucking having a baby by him in two weeks or
they getting the tent too. Like it's crazy out here. Mickey and Minnie
broke up, you write, comedian Harry social media, Disney just announced that
Jesus Christ ain't nobody doing all that? No, full I don't even Disney.
Oh my god, I don't know. But going back to my original
statement, I'm just trying to figure out why it's so hard for us to
find each other. Why is it so hard for us healed people to find
each other? Why is it so hard for us who actually want to be
in a relationship to find each other. We literally watched the battle war breakout,
but team men and women for like a whole summer. You know how
I blame you know what's crazy? You know this is gonna this is gonna
sound crazy, and I know it's gonna sound crazy. You know who I
blame for there being so many issues between men and women. Podcast took the
words of my mouth, but I'm about to scream that ship to the top
likes. I'm not gonna lie. I think that one of the real big
things that we don't talk about that came out of COVID was this fucking podcasting
like spurge power changed the whole narrative. Yeah, like this, this podcasting
surge really took off during COVID and Niggas was in their house being bored,
trying to think of what's the craziest conversations I could have, And all it
did was trickle down into why do men suck dick? Why do women use
men for every fucking thing. What do you bring to the table. What
do you bring to the table? Why men are trash? Why women are
trash? Bye bye bah bah, Like why we fucked up? Bona?
You have you ever seen another race do it? The whole time, I've
only seen us do it. But then I was scrolling one day and it
was some Asian. No, it was some Indian. See some Asians doing
it. There's some Indian bulls calling these girls minering, call the other women
it's a jeeves or whatever they're called modern women. I'm like, hold on,
this don't mean no sense because I thought y'all know, I thought y'all
had that, Like I thought it was like a thing with no I have
seen other it don't look crazy. We looked like that for three months.
But you got to remember we dropped the culture, so whatever we do is
but it's just so crazy. And I'm like, oh, so that's what
we look like talking about this telling some girln as women that she did she
wore on TV, Like it's cool like that, Okay, yes, that
that's that's what's cool. It got crazy when the big macho and Richmond started
like you're whore. You need to blah blah a red pill. What's it
called? I don't know. You never see them? Andrew Tait niggas.
Oh yeah, Actually I can stay away from those extra. I stay away
from those type of conversations because sometimes I feel like, sometimes I feel like
guys ask you certain questions to figure out how much respect they're gonna give you.
I'm serious, for example, like if a guy asks me how many
bodies you got, you're trying to figure out how much respect you gotta give
me. Like if there's no what what is a good reason to ask me
that respectful? There is none, there's no good reason, Like you're literally
trying to figure out how much respect or how much money you feel like you
should have to spend on me before I get you. Some like to me,
that's all it be, that's all to be given, like image,
So that's gonna be forever. Another thing that I really noticed that I feel
like it's holding us back and I'm not sure why. To me, it
seemed like a soon as you decorate a nigga number in your phone, he
started this stupid and I'm gonna say it again, it seems like to me.
To me, like I said, this to me, it might not
be for you. It might not be for you. It might not be
for you to me. It seems like as soon as you decorating men number
in your phone, he started acting stupid like I don't understand how we got
here, Like you add a heart this nigga forget how to sexpeckt? Like
what how did we just I just added an emoji to the Indian name?
Like how did we disconnect so fast? I don't understand, Like you add
a fire emoji to his name? This nigga got a baby on the way,
Like what what is happening? How are we getting here this fast?
Was it was all good just a week ago? It was all good just
a week ago, Like, oh my god, you changed this nigga name
in your phone to my everything and find out he has nothing. I don't
understand why things escalate so quickly. People be hind like fucking mountains from you
too, But I need to know, like, do y'all got some type
of self timer? Do y'all get some type of notification? Like do Siri
let you know a bro? She just added a heart act up? Like
what is it? What is the alarm system set up for when we start
decorating that little cute shit to y'a name? How y'all know? How do
you know? Tell me? I won't tell nobody or promise tell me how
y'all know? I really need answers like I don't think y'all understand that women
women, we really we really be trying to like rock out. I take
that back. If you're a good person, you're really going to try to
rock out with somebody and like stick it out through it all. But don't
take my kindness for weakness. And always remember it costs zero dollars to cut
somebody off, and baby, I'll love free shit. Okay, So I
don't know who let y'all in on this alarm system or what notifications y'all got
set up with the emergency broadcast system? Did up? You might want to
unsubscribe because I've had enough. I've had enough. I've had enough, and
I've had enough. Treble Chief two eight says, I'm not gonna lie.
DJ Doctor j coming Up says, just tuned in? What's the topic?
Jesse B. Nicole says, as soon as you add an emoji or name
change is downhill. Don't save the number. I know as soon as I
save number, it really be like that outfit says, please return the ring
back tones they tightened, folks up real quick. Mister Lopierre says, don't
decorate it. So you brought that into existence, so you just want me
not to save it. Don't save it. That's what y'all saying. I
see this is a lack of accountability because y'all need to be honest and say,
hey, you're right, I need to get my shit together. You
do realize that that y'all don't be telling this, y'all be knowing ving,
y'all be knowing. I don't know how, but y'all be knowing. Y'all
be knowing me, and I don't know how, and I haven't figured out
the science behind it. I'm gonna contact Bill and I see if we can
set up some experiments. Bill, but I'm gonna get to the bottom of
this. Okay, that's it, and that's all. And like it's funny
that you say that, like y'all don't be knowing, because like I'm assuming
that y'all don't really go through phones to see, like you just happen to
glance over like you know what I mean. No, no, do you
think we just be like Okay, first of all, it's not like y'all
intentionally look, but you know it's habit for you to just look down and
see that somebody's phone. But I'm not gonna hold y'all. That's not a
habit for me. I'm gonna say this right here, right here, right
here, right here, that is not a habit for me. Like I'm
not gonna lie. I don't look through guy's phones. I got enough shit
going on. I don't want to make myself sad. I don't want to
make myself sad. All right, When a nigga opened his phone, I
look away. Okay, anyway, if you were looking for trouble, you're
gonna find it exactly. And I'm not gonna hold y'all. If I'm like
dealing with somebody and I'm investing in somebody, I don't know if I'm gonna
leave the first time. My man might take one or two times, like
I I don't know if what I see I'm gonna just be mad about,
or I'm actually gonna leave respectfully, respectfully, respectfully. Like so, y'all
know, I don't think anyone's perfect, right, So I don't expect my
partner to be perfect. But I do know that, like if some shit
happens to the left that I feel like it's just way too disrespectful. Yeah,
I might have to balance, but some little petty shit, I don't
know if I'm gonna leave, I don't know. I'm be honest. I'm
be honest. I don't know. And it's like, yo, if I
know I'm not gonna leave, why I must sit hear it in fucking give
all this attitude and she calls all the trauma for what for me still to
be here. Now, what I will say is I'm not gonna tell nobody,
Like if my man cheats on me. If like say, for whatever
reason, I happen to see some wild shit and I find out my man's
cheating on me, I ain't telling nobody. I'ma be like Pops. Don't
tell nobody. Okay, none, none, none, because like I can
forget my man, but my group chat can. And now I gotta live
with this embarrassment. Okay, Now I gotta know I lie. Only person
I'm gonna tell is my therapist. Only person I'm gonna tell is my therapist,
my therapist in God, Okay, that's us. That's the new group
chat. I might have to start me and my therapist a God, because
lit's say, I'm just saying like I can't put anything else into that.
It just has to be that I don't know, and I don't know.
The energy is always like you know, hmm. He can go through nothing
you I just don't want to. It's not about like what do I think,
I'm a fine, It's just why the fuck do I want to hurt
my own feelings? Why would I want to do that? Why would I
want to hurt my feelings? Like people who go through others people's phones are
insane to me, Like that should be a criminal offense. Like literally,
you're trying to find something to hurt your feelings, y'all. Don't think that
doesn't look weird. You don't think that's what you keep Yeah, you just
you just stupid. Yeah, like I like you said, especially when you
keep going through it and you don't find nothing, And you know, God's
favorite thing to say is like, oh, you probably deleted it already,
okay, and be quicker. Gotta be quicker than that. The fuck you
ain't find nothing to keep a moving? Like why he keep going through here
trying just feeling certain. Stop it, stop it normalize, not get in
trouble with our phones. That let's all come to let's just be good people,
bro, Let's let's do that. It's not that hard. It's not
that hard to be a good person. Like, let's all just be good
people. That's it. That's it. Just be a good just be good,
be good people. Random thought that I was thinking this past week,
right, I feel like there are certain things that let you know that the
person you're dating really likes you, like, oh, they tapped in,
we locked in, you know, mm hmmm. For example, I feel
like, if a man show you his toes, he like you. I
feel like if a man show you his feet, he likes you, like
I think that's an intimate thing to y'all, like hmmm mmm, I don't
know. I feel like, if a man show you his toes, he
like you, like, oh, let me see them corns bay, Like,
oh my god, girl, he showed you his feet with the purple
stripe on the big toe. What what what he showed you the corns?
What? Hey like you girl? He like you a lot? Like I
don't know, that's just me, that's not that's one of them things that
keep me from gettings if you're touching so so you agree, if you show
a girl your feet you like it. Yeah, I guess because I'm at
a level of comfortability. I'm not gonna lie. In some situations, a
man might show you his gummy worm on soft before he show you his feet,
like his bare feet. That is very much a thing. Some men
would rather show you their gummy worm on soft before they show you their bare
feet. Okay, I don't know. I just feel like that's one of
my things. I'll be like, oh, he's feeling the kid. I'd
be like that when y'all be having y'all, when y'all be like this,
Oh yeah, I'll take off and just be like, yeah, it goes.
It goes both ways. Like I feel like, if a woman show
you her meek mill breaks, she like you, like if I peel this
muffin cap back blue, if I take the roof off the fucking cat.
If I take the roof off, that's the type of that just like a
no judge, it's safe. Yeah. See, that's the type of ugly
you take your go to Fridays and y'all be chilling that's when Fridays is appropriate.
When you guys don't feel like being cute, you take your go to
Fridays on a Sunday when it's raining and nobody gives. Yeah. Like if
I take this roof off, baby, I like you. That means we
could be ugly and Walmart to me to stay what I just saw because you
did not look like that. Yes, we can be ugly and Walmart together.
I trust you, I like that and dirty. Edward Luke Fernandad says
it's a comfortability thing, not necessarily emotionally attached. You don't think that they're
like combined in some Aspectis says, to see the gummy word, we go
together. Nif says, if a man insecure about his feet, he's soft.
It's a lot of soft niggas out there there. It's according to your
logic, because niggas be tight about their feet. Misslipia says, if we
have sex with our socks offt I love you. Lpz All says she might
be on to something with this, because if I like you, like you
and I get comfortableround you, then yeah, the bed of my socks on
till like surely be like take them off like, oh my god, oh
my god, I got I got a man feet? Should I be working?
I wear boots and I write motorcycles. Work on Valentine's vision says why
as black people keep talking about each other? Always black women against black men,
no other race talk about gender norms so much as black folks? Are
you new here, sir? I don't know what live you think you just
stepped into, but this ain't that. And we have fun and we talk
about accountability and actual relationship things over here. So thank you. But the
Millionaire March is the next live over. Oh my god, communication, I
love you too, Brianna? Yeah, you know what else? Someone to
talk about real fast when we get out of here. So y'all know Usher
is doing the Super Bowl right? I wanted to talk about what song do
y'all think he's going to open and close? With me? Personally? I
feel like the only song that he should be opening with is you Don't have
to Call. I feel like we gotta start with you don't have to Call,
Like it's a nice up tempo something to get us excited. Boy.
All I know is if he start with something like slow and dragon, like
if my nigga tries to start with climax, Bro, I'm going I might
turn it off. I might not be able to finish it off. You
don't have to call. It's a perfect place to start. So I also
want to talk about what song do we think he's gonna end with? Right,
I'm not gonna lie. I feel like he's gonna end it on Yeah.
I feel like it's like his second biggest song, maybe behind yeah,
like either yeah or like, oh my god, huh. I don't know
where's the super Bowl at I don't know, but yeah, I feel like
gonna outfit says opening song will be confessions. Crack is a crack that you
smoke. Because what starting with confessions is not a good place. We need
to start like halfway through, like you know, Uppy Temple, and then
ride Yeah. Uh ty Grind says my way. Maybe the ending my way
is not going to be the ending uh death ending on Yeah. I think
yeah, he gonna do oh my god, Oh and he got his new
song, good good. He's gonna sprinkle that in there some way. Oh
new flame. I just say, dude, I was like to my friend
now other day, I'm like, Yo, you think you're gonna do new
flame and he's like, ah, it's not his song, taking his Chris
song? Yeah? Uh, you know what song I really want him to
do, and I know he's probably not gonna do. Did you want with
the City Girls say? Good love Girl, I wanna give it to you.
It was a remake of a ninety song. My god, I like
that song. I feel like it did not get enough traction. I really
liked that. John and they were skating in the video super Bowls in Nevada
this year. Thank you check me in eight. I don't know what shot.
Wait, somebody said it's gonna oh yeah, yeah Vegas. Yes,
but yeah, so mark my words. I'm putting this down October twelfth,
Thursday, ten thirty nine pm. I'm telling y'all, I'm still a little
iffy on the closer, but I know for sure his opener is gonna be
you don't have to call, and the ending is gonna be right now,
I'm saying, yeah, but I'm I've reserved the right to change my mind.
So yeah, that's it alright, man, We're on start from beginning.
First, Fuck that lady who says she ate forty eight oysters and her
date walked out on her. Okay, I think it's really weird that you
text yourself that whole conversation because I know nobody was at that table with you,
and I just wanna say that, Okay. I think it's a criminal
offense that you left at eleven dollars ten Okay, Sis call me, Okay,
I will come join you and we can go get oysters together. But
we're not gonna post no more of that malarkey. Okay, no more fake
stuff, all right? Next, douton won't payment started back up, and
I'm not gonna lie Sally May gonna have to get that shit back in blood
because I ain't got it. Okay. Also, if I was born back
in the day, I would call anyone who looked at my man's sideway as
a witch. And yeah, because that's how I'm riding a fun fact that
you might not have known. Three out of five single men are married,
okay, and I'm willing to stand on that. And I mostly say that
because single men don't really shoot their shot, but the niggas with wives and
girlfriends do every day easy put up threes all day. Steph Curry s out.
Okay. I also want to say, you know, can we make
being in love cool again. I want to put that on a hat.
I feel like as soon as you start decorating a man's name in your phone,
he started acting dumb, stupid, like a fucking goofy. And I
don't go through phones, especially of men that I'm dating, because I have
enough going on and I don't wanna get myself sad, and that's dumb.
I choose not to partake his self sabotage. And lastly, to recap the
show, I just wanna say, I feel like, if a man shows
you his clothes, he like you because it takes a lot for him to
pull out that purple strike on his big tosis. Like if he show you
that purple strike like he think you the one, he like you as always
follow me on a Gram, ask for me, p p ea at Jacklie
Chip and sip and if you don't remember anything else, please remember that purple
strike me he like you. I love me and I see you next week. Peace U