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What's up, beautiful people. It
is your baby Mama, Favorite baby Mama,

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Stormy Pe And this is another episode
of Chocolate Chip and Zip the modern

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day female perspective. Damn Son back
at it again, And yeah, y'all,

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I'm just gonna get it right back
into it because this week has been

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weakened and I really can't believe all
the shenanigans that took place. First,

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I want to talk about, did
y'all see this video with the girl didn't

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want to go on a date.
Somebody asked her to go out, so

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she ended up going anyway, And
she goes to your Oysters eats forty eight

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oysters and then orders the meal,
and then the guy gets up and goes

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to the bathroom and leaves her with
the check. She then texts him and

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says, like, you know you're
leaving his like corny or some shit like

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that, and he was like,
I asked you out for a drink.

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Anybody tell you to get all that
food? So let's discuss, right if

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I missed out on some shit?
So what y'all know? Want to talk

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about finding video on TikTok or finding
on Instagram? Whatever? First I want

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to say, bitch, how dare
you bring oysters into this? Okay,

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y'all know how I feel about oysters. Y'all know now, I just want

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to say me personally, her eating
the forty eight oysters wasn't that crazy to

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me because I'd be going to happy
hour and I'd be eating like forty eight

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too. I know, I know
off because it's happy hour, But she

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went during the time where it was
like fifteen four dozen, so she went,

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I'm assuming doing some type of a
special or happy hour too, right,

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So my issue wasn't her eating forty
eight oysters, because I will legit

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clear like forty eight on a regular
day by myself, but not is she

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was the slurping bitch. Ain't nobody
teach you how to eat oysters? Like

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she's like, it's just so,
it's just girl. If I was that,

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man, I wouldn't even made it
to the entree because since why are

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you slurping like that? Like that
is ridiculous, and then you ordered an

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entree on top of that. Once
again, not an issue. The girl

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clear forty eight oysters and then have
an entree too, So I didn't have

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no pushback with that. My issue
is I don't think it was nobody across

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from her, Like when she uploaded
the video, I ain't see nobody.

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Watch, I ain't see nobody hand
Like at the end when she was like

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posting a receipt, you could see
like, oh another drink. She was

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like, yeah, he left his
funky ass drink, right. I really

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don't think it was nobody else in
that video. Like I have a hard

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time believing a grown up set across
from you slurping like that and didn't say

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nothing to you, like sis,
you never been out there before, Like

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who taught you how to eat oysters? That's not how it goes. And

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on top of that, she's like, oh, well you know it ain't

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nothing. I paid the bill blah
blah blah blah blah. But she left

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an eleven dollar tip, oh Smith, And I'm like, you eight forty

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eight oysters at fifteen a dozen and
had an entree and he had a drink

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quote unquote, you had a drink
and you left an eleven dollar tip.

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Let's be real service, just be
bringing drinks and food. Nowadays there's no

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like presentation, So like, I
don't don't be one of those people.

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Don't be one of those people that
tip shit crazy. The crazy part is

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America is you serve with you that
none of that. America is one of

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the few places that still like takes
part in the tip culture, right,

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but all that aside, like sis, you can't be talking about money this,

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money that, and you left eleven
dollar tip like that really got me?

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That got me? That's crazy.
I don't think it was anyone sitting

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across from her. The slurping and
the eleven dollars tip. That was it

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for me. Hold on, let
me score back up to the line she

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did. She posted a video like
a recap video Ricky Underscore Spanish friv forces

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all for clout. I believe it. I believe it. Dark Man seventeen

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says she was trying to use him
for food. I think that that might

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have been a true scenario, if
this was a true scenario. But I

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don't think nobody was across my mayor
like it just wasn't giving. I'm out

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with somebody like it's no way.
And now that I'm thinking back to the

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video, I don't remember seeing another
plate like this man sat here and didn't

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get no advertisers while you ate forty
eight oysters. That's strange. I'm not

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gonna lie I took a nigga on
a date yesterday? And how many did

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I have? Ooh? Did I
have forty eight? Hold on, hold

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on wait? I had twenty four. I had twenty four oysters. Yesterday

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I had twenty four oysters. But
even while I was eating, you know,

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clearing these fucking dozens, he got
like two appetizers. So you sent

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across from somebody eating forty eight oysters
and not ordering anything. You don't think

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that's a little weird. You don't
find that suspicious, silly dot excess.

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It was you, I am.
You don't do me like that. Y'are

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not gonna do me like that.
On This Live dark Man seventeen says you

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finally took a nigga on a date. Yeah, let's eat, okay,

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So let me talk about this.
Let me talk about this, right.

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So, yesterday I was in a
really good mood and I was like,

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I all want to go outside,
but you know, sometimes I want to

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be by myself. Sometimes I just
want to have some good company. So

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I hit up the sky. I'm
like, hey, you know you're free

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for happy hour. You won't go
for a drink? Blah blah Blahkay,

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cool, so we ended up going
a heavy hour and it was it was

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it was fine, Like it wasn't
a date per se. I didn't go

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into it thinking like, oh,
it's a date. I just wanted to

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go eat and get some food and
some drinks. And I didn't want to

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do it by myself. So when
the check came, you know, I

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just put my shit down and that
was it. Like he I went in

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my parents and he was like you
paying, and I'm like yeah, like

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it's no bee like whatever, boom
whatever. That was fine, and I'm

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got me tell you something. My
bill was like two hundred dollars and I

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did not leave an eleven dollar tip. So it's like, since what you

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all here doing? Yeah my bill
yesterday it was two hundred dollars. No

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no, no, no, no. I got we got a lot of

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drinks. Okay, we got a
lot of drinks, but like he had

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some appetisers. I had an appetizer
on the top of like my oysters and

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stuff like that. I think we
got something else to drink. And then

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like after happy hour we set and
was eating and drinking still, so damn

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try called dance says. I never
got exed to a happy hour by a

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girl, I must be ugly.
No, this bitch is just be broke.

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I ain't gonna hold you what I'm
serious. Ritchie Bruney says, happy

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hour, happy ending. Hell No, I was fucking them sheets up.

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I went right the bed, write
the bed like huh, I don't even

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know. I am soaked tmvent Understore
KB says that's how I am. Just

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want some company to chill with exactly, Like everything doesn't always have to be

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sexual. You know, some things
you just do. You just want other

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people in your company, Yeah,
you know. And other news this week,

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y'all, after months and months and
months of putting this shit out,

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like something devastating has finally taken place, and it's affecting a lot of American

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communities. You may be one of
them. They didn't started just stutent loan

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payments again. Damn damn. They
didn't started the student loan payments again.

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Damn. I'm gonna be real with
y'all. My Jesus paid it all.

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I have nothing for you, Okay, Sally May, I don't know if

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you can hear me. Okay,
I don't know if you tapped in on

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the live, but my Jesus paid
it all. I have nothing for you,

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okay, Like at this point,
you just gonna have to get it

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back in blood respectful them, Like, I I don't know what you want

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me to say. I ain't got
it. I ain't got it, like

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god damn. And you know it's
crazy. My girlfriend put in the group

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chat that they were starting in the
payments again, and everyone's like, oh,

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yeah, I'm cool, Like you
know, theferred automatic payments blah blah

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blah blah. Everybody's like, oh
talking about it, and I'm like,

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yeah, you know, I ain't
worry about that shit. I woke up

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this morning, I said, what
the fuck? And y'all didn't even take

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like the regular monthly payment, like
y'all took a nice little chunk. What

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the fuck is that? Goddamn?
I'm like, y'all, I wasn't even

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like paying attention to it. Coming
to two beefs like bruh, Sally,

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Sally, Sally, what's your beef? Bro? Like, I know you

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got money, Why are you acting
like you ain't got it? Like I

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ain't gonna lie. Sally may be
having me two seconds away from saying I

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met a blind Nate, I mad
no bind okay God damn listen. If

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Stony can do it, I can't, but I don't want to. Sally

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may stop playing on me. Dog. That's it. That's all I have

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to say about that. But long
story, shorts, gonna have to get

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that back in blood because I ain't
got nothing for you, thinks YouTube that's

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saying it. So I ain't got
nothing for you, nothing for you.

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Outfits says, Oh we live.
I thought I missed it. No,

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we started a little late today,
Outfits, and thank you for tapping in

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every week. Art World Intent too
says, laughing my ass off. They

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gonna get it in blood because I'm
not. Sally got goons out here.

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She definitely do my girl, she
just don't care. She don't care,

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Like damn, Sally, I'm a
mother. What the fuck you don't care

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about what I got going on?
I had to buy school pictures this week,

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Like damn, you don't care about
nothing, and you know what?

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Food is expensive? Like another thing
I wanted to talk about this week?

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You ever think about like y'all be
watching like period pieces. I don't mean

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like blood pieces, I mean like
shows or movies from like different time frames

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or whatever. I was like watching
something about like, you know, it's

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October, so everybody has their Halloween
stuff going on. I was watching something

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about the Salem witch Trows, and
I was thinking, like, yo,

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if I was alive back then,
any bitch that was looking at my man

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crazy, I'm saying, shit,
witch, if I was alive, if

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I was alive during the Salem witch
trous, any woman looking at my man

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crazy, Witch, I promise,
I promise, Like bro, if like

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my nail lady, don't do my
nails the way I want. Witch,

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okay, if like I'm saying,
you owe me five dollars and you're not

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paying me back fast enough, witch, okay, Like I don't think they

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fully utilized the power of calling somebody
a witch back then, because I know

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I would have. I know I
would have like my man take too long

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to like cut the grass, or
like I've been asking you to pick your

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clothes up off the bathroom floor for
weeks. Okay, Witch, you said,

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okay, Warlock lips on the mic
shot not even sitting. But I'm

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saying, like, I don't think
they fully utilized the power of the witch

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back then, Like I would be
calling everybody a witch. Everybody a witch,

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and technically I don't want to say
they did, but I don't know

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if we're being technical. Though,
if I was alive back then, I

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probably would be the witch because I'm
black. Turn light on this book.

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You have to turn lights old on
this one because she had dark ones.

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I'm serious, I'm serious. So
yeah, bvps L. Who says,

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what if they called you a witch? First? I know? Right?

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And then that whole process was dumbe
because it's like, in order to prove

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wit, in order to prove you
weren't a witch, you had to die

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like the would because fate And that's
what should you tell me? Like what,

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I'm serious? Like they were like
try to drown you and if you

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didn't drown, you were a whis
But if you drowned, you weren't a

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witch. Like that's crazy, that, that's fucking ridiculous. Outfit says same

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energy, Oh you're breaking up with
me for another dude? Hope you know

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you a witch? Yeah? I
feel like Fellas were like running into the

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ground even more though like, oh
it's the second week in roll. You

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ain't give me no head witch?
Like I feel like they would run that

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into the ground more than we would. We would even try to like,

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oh you got some granny panties on
again? Witch? I feel like,

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y'all, men, would you do
by yourself? Would you with me?

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Crazy? Which like, and that's
real crazy, that's alpha, says stakes

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one to know one got your ass. I'm serious, man, I feel

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like I am vertally says, but
it was the women that made sense and

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actually contributed to ship they call witches. Ship was legit retarded. Nick Breeze

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says, sacrifice is what they called
it. Z A. M. Photo

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says the crazy part is everybody that
they executed dies. So at what point

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did they just think, Okay,
there's no witches? Never, Okay,

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tell us day they're still out there. Okay, Yeah, I think I

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think we're about done with this.
I think, yeah, you think we

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got them all? I think we
got them all. We're good, We're

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good. And the lapt Sport says, which better have my money? Y'all

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are so childish? So childish?
Yeah, man, long story short,

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I think I was born in the
correct era. In other news, fun

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fact, three out of five single
men are actually married. And that's what

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I like to call black people math. I don't even think that's black people

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math. That's what I like to
call relationship math. Yeah, okay nowadays

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anyways, Like the crazy part is, first of all, for those of

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you who may or may not know, I am very much siggle single,

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like a dollar bill single, like
a Pringle single, and trying to mingle.

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But it's hard as fuck. Right, So the crazy part is I'm

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finding that single people rarely shoot their
shot, but the guys with wifts and

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girlfriends, the motherfucker's be throwing them
from half court like just shooting. And

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I'm like, bro. And then
my whole thing is you'll never like want

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to get to know me, pick
my brain, learn more, figure out

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how I can maybe help you in
your relationationship. All you want is some

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Kuccie. What's wrong with your girlfriend
Couci? It don't work, Like,

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I don't understand. You got Kuccie, You got Kuchie at home, you

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got living Kucci. Why why is
that your first go to? Like,

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I think they want different Cuci.
If you want different Couci, you should

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probably get a different bitch while you're
there. Not me. I'm not there.

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I'm not there. I'm not I'm
not going to be there. I

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don't want to be a part of
that game. I've clocked out. I'm

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not there. I'm not gonna lie. Like, I feel like every woman

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has to go through that phase of
being a side bitch, Like that's a

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part of womanhood. You have to
be it at least once in your life.

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You do, you do because that
maybe y'all should because for a woman,

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to me, it taught me what
to look out for and a partner

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and knowing that it's cheating like high
seven, move baby, move say okay,

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hi baby, Okay, you gotta
move. Okay. So yeah,

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like I said, I think that
every woman has to be a side point,

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side bitch at some point in their
life because you learn things about your

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partner and you learn how to pick
up when your partner's cheating. For example,

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if I'm with my man and he
doesn't connect his phone to the car

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via bluetooth, he just wants to
listen to the radio, he's cheating.

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He's cheating because you don't want me
to see who's texting you or who might

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call you while we're in this car. Now, if it's not connected to

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the car, I can't see it. But if it is, I'm going

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to see fucking booty clapper through five
to five call you. No, no,

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another thing. I'll say, what
that don't make sense? You boys

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and fucked it up down. Look, niggas just randomly keep their phones in

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their pockets, were cheating. I'm
just saying, now you understand why your

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girl be looking at you? Because
is there a reason for your car your

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phone not to be hooked up to
your car if you have Bluetooth, No,

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it's not you just both because Apple
play sometimes and Bluetooth will pop up

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the text message on the on the
screen. Now I'm listening to fucking that

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nigga scream about. Some just called
me about Onyx. They said, Joe

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lost it. I said, y'all
know what I'm talking about. Y'ad know

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exactly who I'm talking about. Now, I gotta listen talking about fucking going

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on now, Jesus Christ, I
can't even think of nothing right, like

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yes, like I don't understand.
So yeah, that that's one of the

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things that I learned while being a
sidepage. Another thing that really jumps out

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to me just thinking right off the
back. I'm going to say that I'll

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also learned if your man comes home
every day, kisses you on the cheek,

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goes upstairs and then one day,
he comes home a little bit later

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than usual and jumps in the shower. Oh shit, Yeah, that's crazy.

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You don't find that suspicious. I
don't mean like he told you,

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like yo, I'm going to a
run ball or something like that, Like

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he just randomly pops up with a
new pattern. Men. I love y'all,

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but y'all dumb. I love y'all, but y'all dumb, and y'all

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moving patterns, and ninety nine point
nine percent of the time we know you're

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cheating because you're not falling in line
with your pattern. You don't ever do

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that, like you're not keeping up
with what you usually y'all probably could get

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away with more shit if you just
stuck to the script. Nigga, y'all

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be out here trying freestyle and shit, stop it, stop it, stick

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to the scratch. I'm just saying, like silly that X says, No,

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it's just a basketball day. No
uh eml. Little Pierre says,

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that's why you gotta do random ship
from the gate. Never let her know

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your next move, okay, because
once she picked her pattern up, it's

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a rat. You actually right about
that. I agree, but I don't

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know man, Like all that side, bitch should get played out, like

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aside from it just being dangerous,
it just gets played out. And it's

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like, yo, can we make
being in love cool again? I want

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that? I want that for us, Like, like, make being in

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love cool again? Put those on
the red Trump hats. I'd buy that.

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I'd buy that. I buy that, Like, Yo, I don't

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want to pretend to be a city
girl no more. I should just play

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out I'm a love girl. Okay, Hi, seven, Hi baby,

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I don't want to do that no
more? Seven move babe? Move seven

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out there you go? Look at
you? You see me doing it?

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Point, I'm still stuck on.
I can't walk. How did this happen?

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Call attorney, big ol? Exactly, that's exactly what y'all be listening

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to. But no, like,
really, can we make being in love

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cool again? Like I don't want
to pretend to be a city girl no

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more. I am a love girl. Okay. Sometimes I identify as a

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city girl. But I don't even
want to do that no more. Like

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I'm done. I'm finished. I'm
done. Like I just want to be

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in love real bad, Like I
want a nigga to grab three of his

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friends and go sing in the desert
if he don't hear from me an hour.

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Okay, I want to brush a
man's hair and put his dude rag

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on. Okay, I want to
be in love like y'all. Don't think

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the city girl shit has played out, y'a don't think the city boy shits

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played out. And the confusing part
about it to me is, I feel

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like there's a corner of the Internet
where we're all complaining about the same stuff.

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Men don't want to feel like an
atm and women don't want to feel

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like a piece of meat. So
why the fuck? Why are we having

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such a hard time coming together?
Like, I'm confused? Where are the

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wires getting crossed that I need somebody
to explain this to me because I am

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not getting it. I am not
getting it. Like if I say I'm

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healed and you've worked on yourself and
you're healed, or we're both on a

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part of our he we're both on
our healing journey. Why is it so

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hard for us to goddamn come together
because healing became a trend and not an

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actual actual thing. Man, this
is the hardest fucking meet and greet mixing

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mingle I've ever had. To take
right up in my life. That life.

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So if you're alive, Shad said
that saying that you're healed just became

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the cool thing to do. Ain't
trying to put the work in, like

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not actually working on yourself, but
saying that you're healed. Right, you

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know why I blame I blame them
fine niggas that be on the internet making

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reels about beating. You know why
I blame that dark skinned nigga. He

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was in jail and then he came
out of jail, and all he do

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was make videos about how what you're
supposed to do when you go on a

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date with a girl or like y'all
know what I'm talking about. Y'all know.

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I think it's named like trail or
something, and he's like a train

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or two. All his videos is
like him fucking exfoliating and they're not talking

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about that three weeks ago. Hold
on, y'all, I said this,

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and she said, there be like, oh no, I think so curious.

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Oh my god, I said,
these niggas on the internet steaming their

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fucking faces off are up to the
good. And you sat there trying to

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defend it like a dickhead. Okay, because self care is one thing,

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but we still got to be men. Bro, self care is one thing,

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but you praying on a certain demographic
is not cool. And I feel

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like he'd be eating these fucking what
the fuck you think this? What do

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you think was gonna happen? This
ship happened since ninety five. These niggas

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been running the same game and they
just recycled it and put a new song

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out. In the beginning, really
was being genuine, like, hey,

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here's what I did to help myself, and like, but like now I'm

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sick of this nigga because it's like, Bro, you're attractive, you have

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you know, a nice income,
or like you're financially stable, right or

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the image that you put out is
you're trying to tell me you haven't met

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a good woman. That that's ridiculous. Like stop the fucking cap, Stop

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the cap. I don't want to
see that. No more doesn't make any

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sense. They be manifest and being
healed hasher and Amy says, word must

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accompany, Sorry, im aug just
going crazy? Word must accompany action.

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Making tiktoks won't change anything. Only
introspection and reflections, my nigga. Yes,

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people breaking up this year is a
trend, like just like people breaking

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up this year is a trend.
But I think that even bigger trend is

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people staying in situations that they're not
happy in just for the sake of saying

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that I'm in a situation. Posts
people really be like scared to be by

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themselves, people really scared to be
a lonely people. Somebody fresh and energy

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is all good, and I'd be
like, oh man, I get caught

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up. I'll be like missing like
just being around somebody and the energy.

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Yeah, I have to catch myself
like hol on d. But you know

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what's really crazy, A lot of
people don't realize that they don't know how

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to be by themselves. Like some
people just love being in love and they

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don't know how to act when they
single. And that's why as soon as

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they find somebody, they fucking having
a baby by him in two weeks or

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they getting the tent too. Like
it's crazy out here. Mickey and Minnie

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broke up, you write, comedian
Harry social media, Disney just announced that

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Jesus Christ ain't nobody doing all that? No, full I don't even Disney.

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Oh my god, I don't know. But going back to my original

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statement, I'm just trying to figure
out why it's so hard for us to

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find each other. Why is it
so hard for us healed people to find

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each other? Why is it so
hard for us who actually want to be

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in a relationship to find each other. We literally watched the battle war breakout,

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but team men and women for like
a whole summer. You know how

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I blame you know what's crazy?
You know this is gonna this is gonna

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sound crazy, and I know it's
gonna sound crazy. You know who I

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blame for there being so many issues
between men and women. Podcast took the

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words of my mouth, but I'm
about to scream that ship to the top

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likes. I'm not gonna lie.
I think that one of the real big

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things that we don't talk about that
came out of COVID was this fucking podcasting

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like spurge power changed the whole narrative. Yeah, like this, this podcasting

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surge really took off during COVID and
Niggas was in their house being bored,

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trying to think of what's the craziest
conversations I could have, And all it

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did was trickle down into why do
men suck dick? Why do women use

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men for every fucking thing. What
do you bring to the table. What

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do you bring to the table?
Why men are trash? Why women are

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trash? Bye bye bah bah,
Like why we fucked up? Bona?

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You have you ever seen another race
do it? The whole time, I've

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only seen us do it. But
then I was scrolling one day and it

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was some Asian. No, it
was some Indian. See some Asians doing

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it. There's some Indian bulls calling
these girls minering, call the other women

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it's a jeeves or whatever they're called
modern women. I'm like, hold on,

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this don't mean no sense because I
thought y'all know, I thought y'all

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had that, Like I thought it
was like a thing with no I have

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seen other it don't look crazy.
We looked like that for three months.

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But you got to remember we dropped
the culture, so whatever we do is

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but it's just so crazy. And
I'm like, oh, so that's what

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we look like talking about this telling
some girln as women that she did she

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wore on TV, Like it's cool
like that, Okay, yes, that

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that's that's what's cool. It got
crazy when the big macho and Richmond started

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like you're whore. You need to
blah blah a red pill. What's it

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called? I don't know. You
never see them? Andrew Tait niggas.

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Oh yeah, Actually I can stay
away from those extra. I stay away

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from those type of conversations because sometimes
I feel like, sometimes I feel like

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guys ask you certain questions to figure
out how much respect they're gonna give you.

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I'm serious, for example, like
if a guy asks me how many

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bodies you got, you're trying to
figure out how much respect you gotta give

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me. Like if there's no what
what is a good reason to ask me

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that respectful? There is none,
there's no good reason, Like you're literally

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trying to figure out how much respect
or how much money you feel like you

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should have to spend on me before
I get you. Some like to me,

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that's all it be, that's all
to be given, like image,

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So that's gonna be forever. Another
thing that I really noticed that I feel

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like it's holding us back and I'm
not sure why. To me, it

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seemed like a soon as you decorate
a nigga number in your phone, he

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started this stupid and I'm gonna say
it again, it seems like to me.

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To me, like I said,
this to me, it might not

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be for you. It might not
be for you. It might not be

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for you to me. It seems
like as soon as you decorating men number

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in your phone, he started acting
stupid like I don't understand how we got

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here, Like you add a heart
this nigga forget how to sexpeckt? Like

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what how did we just I just
added an emoji to the Indian name?

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Like how did we disconnect so fast? I don't understand, Like you add

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a fire emoji to his name?
This nigga got a baby on the way,

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Like what what is happening? How
are we getting here this fast?

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Was it was all good just a
week ago? It was all good just

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a week ago, Like, oh
my god, you changed this nigga name

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in your phone to my everything and
find out he has nothing. I don't

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understand why things escalate so quickly.
People be hind like fucking mountains from you

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too, But I need to know, like, do y'all got some type

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of self timer? Do y'all get
some type of notification? Like do Siri

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let you know a bro? She
just added a heart act up? Like

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what is it? What is the
alarm system set up for when we start

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decorating that little cute shit to y'a
name? How y'all know? How do

404
00:29:26.720 --> 00:29:30.400
you know? Tell me? I
won't tell nobody or promise tell me how

405
00:29:30.480 --> 00:29:37.160
y'all know? I really need answers
like I don't think y'all understand that women

406
00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:41.160
women, we really we really be
trying to like rock out. I take

407
00:29:41.160 --> 00:29:44.920
that back. If you're a good
person, you're really going to try to

408
00:29:45.000 --> 00:29:48.880
rock out with somebody and like stick
it out through it all. But don't

409
00:29:48.920 --> 00:29:53.079
take my kindness for weakness. And
always remember it costs zero dollars to cut

410
00:29:53.079 --> 00:29:57.480
somebody off, and baby, I'll
love free shit. Okay, So I

411
00:29:57.519 --> 00:30:03.920
don't know who let y'all in on
this alarm system or what notifications y'all got

412
00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:11.119
set up with the emergency broadcast system? Did up? You might want to

413
00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:15.559
unsubscribe because I've had enough. I've
had enough. I've had enough, and

414
00:30:15.559 --> 00:30:22.400
I've had enough. Treble Chief two
eight says, I'm not gonna lie.

415
00:30:22.640 --> 00:30:26.519
DJ Doctor j coming Up says,
just tuned in? What's the topic?

416
00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:30.079
Jesse B. Nicole says, as
soon as you add an emoji or name

417
00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:34.720
change is downhill. Don't save the
number. I know as soon as I

418
00:30:34.720 --> 00:30:41.720
save number, it really be like
that outfit says, please return the ring

419
00:30:41.759 --> 00:30:48.799
back tones they tightened, folks up
real quick. Mister Lopierre says, don't

420
00:30:48.799 --> 00:30:52.359
decorate it. So you brought that
into existence, so you just want me

421
00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:56.400
not to save it. Don't save
it. That's what y'all saying. I

422
00:30:56.480 --> 00:31:00.200
see this is a lack of accountability
because y'all need to be honest and say,

423
00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:03.920
hey, you're right, I need
to get my shit together. You

424
00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:08.839
do realize that that y'all don't be
telling this, y'all be knowing ving,

425
00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:11.799
y'all be knowing. I don't know
how, but y'all be knowing. Y'all

426
00:31:11.839 --> 00:31:15.039
be knowing me, and I don't
know how, and I haven't figured out

427
00:31:15.079 --> 00:31:18.720
the science behind it. I'm gonna
contact Bill and I see if we can

428
00:31:18.759 --> 00:31:25.559
set up some experiments. Bill,
but I'm gonna get to the bottom of

429
00:31:25.559 --> 00:31:30.599
this. Okay, that's it,
and that's all. And like it's funny

430
00:31:30.599 --> 00:31:33.839
that you say that, like y'all
don't be knowing, because like I'm assuming

431
00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:37.440
that y'all don't really go through phones
to see, like you just happen to

432
00:31:37.480 --> 00:31:41.440
glance over like you know what I
mean. No, no, do you

433
00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:45.599
think we just be like Okay,
first of all, it's not like y'all

434
00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:51.640
intentionally look, but you know it's
habit for you to just look down and

435
00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:53.400
see that somebody's phone. But I'm
not gonna hold y'all. That's not a

436
00:31:53.400 --> 00:31:56.720
habit for me. I'm gonna say
this right here, right here, right

437
00:31:56.799 --> 00:32:00.160
here, right here, that is
not a habit for me. Like I'm

438
00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:07.799
not gonna lie. I don't look
through guy's phones. I got enough shit

439
00:32:07.839 --> 00:32:12.000
going on. I don't want to
make myself sad. I don't want to

440
00:32:12.039 --> 00:32:15.200
make myself sad. All right,
When a nigga opened his phone, I

441
00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:19.759
look away. Okay, anyway,
if you were looking for trouble, you're

442
00:32:19.759 --> 00:32:22.359
gonna find it exactly. And I'm
not gonna hold y'all. If I'm like

443
00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:29.400
dealing with somebody and I'm investing in
somebody, I don't know if I'm gonna

444
00:32:29.440 --> 00:32:30.640
leave the first time. My man
might take one or two times, like

445
00:32:31.200 --> 00:32:37.079
I I don't know if what I
see I'm gonna just be mad about,

446
00:32:37.200 --> 00:32:45.240
or I'm actually gonna leave respectfully,
respectfully, respectfully. Like so, y'all

447
00:32:45.240 --> 00:32:50.119
know, I don't think anyone's perfect, right, So I don't expect my

448
00:32:50.160 --> 00:32:54.599
partner to be perfect. But I
do know that, like if some shit

449
00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:58.839
happens to the left that I feel
like it's just way too disrespectful. Yeah,

450
00:32:58.839 --> 00:33:01.839
I might have to balance, but
some little petty shit, I don't

451
00:33:01.839 --> 00:33:07.000
know if I'm gonna leave, I
don't know. I'm be honest. I'm

452
00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:08.880
be honest. I don't know.
And it's like, yo, if I

453
00:33:08.920 --> 00:33:13.799
know I'm not gonna leave, why
I must sit hear it in fucking give

454
00:33:13.839 --> 00:33:15.599
all this attitude and she calls all
the trauma for what for me still to

455
00:33:15.640 --> 00:33:19.160
be here. Now, what I
will say is I'm not gonna tell nobody,

456
00:33:19.680 --> 00:33:24.200
Like if my man cheats on me. If like say, for whatever

457
00:33:24.240 --> 00:33:28.160
reason, I happen to see some
wild shit and I find out my man's

458
00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:31.319
cheating on me, I ain't telling
nobody. I'ma be like Pops. Don't

459
00:33:31.359 --> 00:33:37.680
tell nobody. Okay, none,
none, none, because like I can

460
00:33:37.759 --> 00:33:43.440
forget my man, but my group
chat can. And now I gotta live

461
00:33:43.480 --> 00:33:46.759
with this embarrassment. Okay, Now
I gotta know I lie. Only person

462
00:33:46.799 --> 00:33:50.799
I'm gonna tell is my therapist.
Only person I'm gonna tell is my therapist,

463
00:33:51.119 --> 00:33:53.519
my therapist in God, Okay,
that's us. That's the new group

464
00:33:53.599 --> 00:33:57.480
chat. I might have to start
me and my therapist a God, because

465
00:33:59.559 --> 00:34:01.920
lit's say, I'm just saying like
I can't put anything else into that.

466
00:34:02.000 --> 00:34:07.000
It just has to be that I
don't know, and I don't know.

467
00:34:07.079 --> 00:34:13.719
The energy is always like you know, hmm. He can go through nothing

468
00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:21.360
you I just don't want to.
It's not about like what do I think,

469
00:34:21.360 --> 00:34:23.239
I'm a fine, It's just why
the fuck do I want to hurt

470
00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:27.079
my own feelings? Why would I
want to do that? Why would I

471
00:34:27.079 --> 00:34:31.599
want to hurt my feelings? Like
people who go through others people's phones are

472
00:34:31.639 --> 00:34:36.639
insane to me, Like that should
be a criminal offense. Like literally,

473
00:34:36.679 --> 00:34:39.400
you're trying to find something to hurt
your feelings, y'all. Don't think that

474
00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:45.360
doesn't look weird. You don't think
that's what you keep Yeah, you just

475
00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:51.119
you just stupid. Yeah, like
I like you said, especially when you

476
00:34:51.199 --> 00:34:53.519
keep going through it and you don't
find nothing, And you know, God's

477
00:34:53.519 --> 00:34:57.760
favorite thing to say is like,
oh, you probably deleted it already,

478
00:34:57.960 --> 00:35:01.239
okay, and be quicker. Gotta
be quicker than that. The fuck you

479
00:35:01.239 --> 00:35:04.480
ain't find nothing to keep a moving? Like why he keep going through here

480
00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:09.679
trying just feeling certain. Stop it, stop it normalize, not get in

481
00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:14.719
trouble with our phones. That let's
all come to let's just be good people,

482
00:35:14.880 --> 00:35:20.360
bro, Let's let's do that.
It's not that hard. It's not

483
00:35:20.519 --> 00:35:22.599
that hard to be a good person. Like, let's all just be good

484
00:35:22.639 --> 00:35:27.880
people. That's it. That's it. Just be a good just be good,

485
00:35:28.440 --> 00:35:35.719
be good people. Random thought that
I was thinking this past week,

486
00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:39.639
right, I feel like there are
certain things that let you know that the

487
00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:44.119
person you're dating really likes you,
like, oh, they tapped in,

488
00:35:44.280 --> 00:35:50.039
we locked in, you know,
mm hmmm. For example, I feel

489
00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:52.400
like, if a man show you
his toes, he like you. I

490
00:35:52.400 --> 00:35:55.000
feel like if a man show you
his feet, he likes you, like

491
00:35:55.320 --> 00:36:01.360
I think that's an intimate thing to
y'all, like hmmm mmm, I don't

492
00:36:01.400 --> 00:36:06.000
know. I feel like, if
a man show you his toes, he

493
00:36:06.199 --> 00:36:09.320
like you, like, oh,
let me see them corns bay, Like,

494
00:36:09.400 --> 00:36:13.199
oh my god, girl, he
showed you his feet with the purple

495
00:36:13.239 --> 00:36:21.000
stripe on the big toe. What
what what he showed you the corns?

496
00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:25.639
What? Hey like you girl?
He like you a lot? Like I

497
00:36:25.679 --> 00:36:28.679
don't know, that's just me,
that's not that's one of them things that

498
00:36:28.760 --> 00:36:35.639
keep me from gettings if you're touching
so so you agree, if you show

499
00:36:35.679 --> 00:36:37.239
a girl your feet you like it. Yeah, I guess because I'm at

500
00:36:37.280 --> 00:36:43.360
a level of comfortability. I'm not
gonna lie. In some situations, a

501
00:36:43.480 --> 00:36:46.559
man might show you his gummy worm
on soft before he show you his feet,

502
00:36:46.920 --> 00:36:52.000
like his bare feet. That is
very much a thing. Some men

503
00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:57.199
would rather show you their gummy worm
on soft before they show you their bare

504
00:36:57.239 --> 00:37:00.960
feet. Okay, I don't know. I just feel like that's one of

505
00:37:00.960 --> 00:37:05.039
my things. I'll be like,
oh, he's feeling the kid. I'd

506
00:37:05.039 --> 00:37:07.000
be like that when y'all be having
y'all, when y'all be like this,

507
00:37:07.000 --> 00:37:12.119
Oh yeah, I'll take off and
just be like, yeah, it goes.

508
00:37:12.119 --> 00:37:15.039
It goes both ways. Like I
feel like, if a woman show

509
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:17.920
you her meek mill breaks, she
like you, like if I peel this

510
00:37:19.000 --> 00:37:22.480
muffin cap back blue, if I
take the roof off the fucking cat.

511
00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:27.760
If I take the roof off,
that's the type of that just like a

512
00:37:27.760 --> 00:37:30.400
no judge, it's safe. Yeah. See, that's the type of ugly

513
00:37:30.440 --> 00:37:35.039
you take your go to Fridays and
y'all be chilling that's when Fridays is appropriate.

514
00:37:35.039 --> 00:37:37.360
When you guys don't feel like being
cute, you take your go to

515
00:37:37.360 --> 00:37:39.639
Fridays on a Sunday when it's raining
and nobody gives. Yeah. Like if

516
00:37:39.679 --> 00:37:44.280
I take this roof off, baby, I like you. That means we

517
00:37:44.320 --> 00:37:47.239
could be ugly and Walmart to me
to stay what I just saw because you

518
00:37:47.280 --> 00:37:51.960
did not look like that. Yes, we can be ugly and Walmart together.

519
00:37:52.119 --> 00:38:00.880
I trust you, I like that
and dirty. Edward Luke Fernandad says

520
00:38:01.039 --> 00:38:07.360
it's a comfortability thing, not necessarily
emotionally attached. You don't think that they're

521
00:38:07.400 --> 00:38:13.440
like combined in some Aspectis says,
to see the gummy word, we go

522
00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:17.360
together. Nif says, if a
man insecure about his feet, he's soft.

523
00:38:19.519 --> 00:38:22.119
It's a lot of soft niggas out
there there. It's according to your

524
00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:27.000
logic, because niggas be tight about
their feet. Misslipia says, if we

525
00:38:27.079 --> 00:38:34.320
have sex with our socks offt I
love you. Lpz All says she might

526
00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:36.679
be on to something with this,
because if I like you, like you

527
00:38:36.760 --> 00:38:39.679
and I get comfortableround you, then
yeah, the bed of my socks on

528
00:38:39.800 --> 00:38:45.119
till like surely be like take them
off like, oh my god, oh

529
00:38:45.199 --> 00:38:50.199
my god, I got I got
a man feet? Should I be working?

530
00:38:50.239 --> 00:38:54.719
I wear boots and I write motorcycles. Work on Valentine's vision says why

531
00:38:54.880 --> 00:39:00.679
as black people keep talking about each
other? Always black women against black men,

532
00:39:00.159 --> 00:39:07.000
no other race talk about gender norms
so much as black folks? Are

533
00:39:07.039 --> 00:39:15.280
you new here, sir? I
don't know what live you think you just

534
00:39:15.320 --> 00:39:20.719
stepped into, but this ain't that. And we have fun and we talk

535
00:39:20.760 --> 00:39:25.079
about accountability and actual relationship things over
here. So thank you. But the

536
00:39:28.519 --> 00:39:44.320
Millionaire March is the next live over. Oh my god, communication, I

537
00:39:44.360 --> 00:39:47.360
love you too, Brianna? Yeah, you know what else? Someone to

538
00:39:47.360 --> 00:39:51.480
talk about real fast when we get
out of here. So y'all know Usher

539
00:39:51.559 --> 00:39:59.000
is doing the Super Bowl right?
I wanted to talk about what song do

540
00:39:59.079 --> 00:40:02.400
y'all think he's going to open and
close? With me? Personally? I

541
00:40:02.440 --> 00:40:07.719
feel like the only song that he
should be opening with is you Don't have

542
00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:10.440
to Call. I feel like we
gotta start with you don't have to Call,

543
00:40:10.760 --> 00:40:15.400
Like it's a nice up tempo something
to get us excited. Boy.

544
00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:20.360
All I know is if he start
with something like slow and dragon, like

545
00:40:20.440 --> 00:40:25.039
if my nigga tries to start with
climax, Bro, I'm going I might

546
00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:29.480
turn it off. I might not
be able to finish it off. You

547
00:40:29.519 --> 00:40:32.360
don't have to call. It's a
perfect place to start. So I also

548
00:40:32.360 --> 00:40:36.239
want to talk about what song do
we think he's gonna end with? Right,

549
00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:42.559
I'm not gonna lie. I feel
like he's gonna end it on Yeah.

550
00:40:43.639 --> 00:40:47.039
I feel like it's like his second
biggest song, maybe behind yeah,

551
00:40:47.519 --> 00:40:52.719
like either yeah or like, oh
my god, huh. I don't know

552
00:40:52.760 --> 00:40:57.639
where's the super Bowl at I don't
know, but yeah, I feel like

553
00:40:59.119 --> 00:41:05.480
gonna outfit says opening song will be
confessions. Crack is a crack that you

554
00:41:05.559 --> 00:41:10.000
smoke. Because what starting with confessions
is not a good place. We need

555
00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:15.320
to start like halfway through, like
you know, Uppy Temple, and then

556
00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:23.239
ride Yeah. Uh ty Grind says
my way. Maybe the ending my way

557
00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:29.199
is not going to be the ending
uh death ending on Yeah. I think

558
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:31.599
yeah, he gonna do oh my
god, Oh and he got his new

559
00:41:31.639 --> 00:41:37.119
song, good good. He's gonna
sprinkle that in there some way. Oh

560
00:41:37.199 --> 00:41:38.559
new flame. I just say,
dude, I was like to my friend

561
00:41:38.559 --> 00:41:40.039
now other day, I'm like,
Yo, you think you're gonna do new

562
00:41:40.079 --> 00:41:43.480
flame and he's like, ah,
it's not his song, taking his Chris

563
00:41:43.800 --> 00:41:45.039
song? Yeah? Uh, you
know what song I really want him to

564
00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:47.480
do, and I know he's probably
not gonna do. Did you want with

565
00:41:47.480 --> 00:41:54.119
the City Girls say? Good love
Girl, I wanna give it to you.

566
00:41:57.000 --> 00:42:00.880
It was a remake of a ninety
song. My god, I like

567
00:42:00.960 --> 00:42:04.239
that song. I feel like it
did not get enough traction. I really

568
00:42:04.280 --> 00:42:10.320
liked that. John and they were
skating in the video super Bowls in Nevada

569
00:42:10.360 --> 00:42:17.239
this year. Thank you check me
in eight. I don't know what shot.

570
00:42:19.039 --> 00:42:22.239
Wait, somebody said it's gonna oh
yeah, yeah Vegas. Yes,

571
00:42:22.960 --> 00:42:25.639
but yeah, so mark my words. I'm putting this down October twelfth,

572
00:42:25.880 --> 00:42:30.880
Thursday, ten thirty nine pm.
I'm telling y'all, I'm still a little

573
00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:34.639
iffy on the closer, but I
know for sure his opener is gonna be

574
00:42:35.039 --> 00:42:37.840
you don't have to call, and
the ending is gonna be right now,

575
00:42:37.880 --> 00:42:40.039
I'm saying, yeah, but I'm
I've reserved the right to change my mind.

576
00:42:42.000 --> 00:42:45.079
So yeah, that's it alright,
man, We're on start from beginning.

577
00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:49.599
First, Fuck that lady who says
she ate forty eight oysters and her

578
00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:52.480
date walked out on her. Okay, I think it's really weird that you

579
00:42:52.519 --> 00:42:54.679
text yourself that whole conversation because I
know nobody was at that table with you,

580
00:42:55.000 --> 00:42:58.599
and I just wanna say that,
Okay. I think it's a criminal

581
00:42:58.639 --> 00:43:02.039
offense that you left at eleven dollars
ten Okay, Sis call me, Okay,

582
00:43:02.440 --> 00:43:06.599
I will come join you and we
can go get oysters together. But

583
00:43:06.679 --> 00:43:08.079
we're not gonna post no more of
that malarkey. Okay, no more fake

584
00:43:08.159 --> 00:43:13.079
stuff, all right? Next,
douton won't payment started back up, and

585
00:43:13.119 --> 00:43:15.599
I'm not gonna lie Sally May gonna
have to get that shit back in blood

586
00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:19.800
because I ain't got it. Okay. Also, if I was born back

587
00:43:19.840 --> 00:43:22.000
in the day, I would call
anyone who looked at my man's sideway as

588
00:43:22.039 --> 00:43:28.039
a witch. And yeah, because
that's how I'm riding a fun fact that

589
00:43:28.079 --> 00:43:30.039
you might not have known. Three
out of five single men are married,

590
00:43:30.360 --> 00:43:35.800
okay, and I'm willing to stand
on that. And I mostly say that

591
00:43:35.840 --> 00:43:38.599
because single men don't really shoot their
shot, but the niggas with wives and

592
00:43:38.679 --> 00:43:44.239
girlfriends do every day easy put up
threes all day. Steph Curry s out.

593
00:43:44.400 --> 00:43:46.480
Okay. I also want to say, you know, can we make

594
00:43:46.599 --> 00:43:50.079
being in love cool again. I
want to put that on a hat.

595
00:43:51.280 --> 00:43:53.239
I feel like as soon as you
start decorating a man's name in your phone,

596
00:43:53.280 --> 00:44:00.760
he started acting dumb, stupid,
like a fucking goofy. And I

597
00:44:00.760 --> 00:44:04.719
don't go through phones, especially of
men that I'm dating, because I have

598
00:44:04.840 --> 00:44:07.719
enough going on and I don't wanna
get myself sad, and that's dumb.

599
00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:12.840
I choose not to partake his self
sabotage. And lastly, to recap the

600
00:44:12.880 --> 00:44:14.920
show, I just wanna say,
I feel like, if a man shows

601
00:44:14.920 --> 00:44:16.400
you his clothes, he like you
because it takes a lot for him to

602
00:44:16.440 --> 00:44:22.159
pull out that purple strike on his
big tosis. Like if he show you

603
00:44:22.199 --> 00:44:27.119
that purple strike like he think you
the one, he like you as always

604
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follow me on a Gram, ask
for me, p p ea at Jacklie

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Chip and sip and if you don't
remember anything else, please remember that purple

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strike me he like you. I
love me and I see you next week. Peace U