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Uh. There we go, all right. I believe this is a first,
a landmark to actually have the audio and the video streamline from the outset.
Thankfully, Tristan did get the double A batteries that I emailed to Ecuador.
He was able to put them into his dial up, so I think
the internet will work and maybe we can do a live stream. What's up,
dude, senor dire? How are you my friend? Hey? Bro,
I'm doing good, but I'm barely able to do much of anything because
I've been super sick. Dude, I got like the I got the super
Mario flu. I don't know if you know him, but my buddy Mario,
he gave me the flu. Bro. Oh, Man's that sucks.
That's terrible? Ah? Is it? Even? Are we working? Are
we go? Are we on a bro? We're freaking live, dude?
Oh? Shoot, barely live, barely even Dude. I had a friend
with them. His name was Mario. He got AIDS and ship and then
he got the flu and then AIDS went away. Bro, Mexican dudes,
Mexican duds are always telling crazy stories like that, like crazy like stuff that
doesn't make sense, Like all their friends are named Mario. Yeah, well
the only Mexican dude I knew in California he was named Mario. So so
you know one Mexican dude, and you think it's okay to just generalize he
was the only Mexican in California, as I understand, because my I mean,
my children are Ecuadorian. They were born in Mexican. Is that a
part of Mexican? I mean to people like you, probably the South white
like you, that's the South burrito tip of Mexico, right, is what
they call it, the burrito tip. I mean, if you want to
be kind of racist like that, No, we don't do that here.
Whoa, whoa, we don't do that here. I mean, it's probably
not the Night's the same to say to somebody who has mental health. But
fine, okay, well we're gonna heal you tonight. We're gonna put our
hands on the screen Pat Robertson style, and we're gonna heal your mental healths.
Tristan, thank you for coming back, man. I missed you.
Uh, I know you took a year off, you complained that the audio
problems were pretty severe on my channel. I know that that's something that you've
dissed. Anegged me for a long time not being able to fix all the
problems. But one thing, you you know, you said that I was
farting all the time on the streams. So basically, Tristan, in his
mind, my live streams do nothing but long farts. But I've realized that
Tristan this whole time thought this was an as MR channel, and so he
was had those giant like bows headphones that he thought that this was some sort
of erotic ASMR channel, and so he was really listening for all of these
weird sounds. And it's not that, man, It's just it's just a
YouTube channel. Dude. We don't remind into that six stuff. Sorry,
just when you talk, I kind of just tune out a little bit from
a year ago, gotcha, Okay, I'm just you know, I mean,
so I can't see actually have I have I have one window pulled up
with the stream and it's my face and I and I like to pull that
over your face and kind of and then I auto mute. Well, actually,
I'm I'm toying with this to make your face really tiny, so then
people won't hopefully be able to see you. Let's see if I can make
you really small and then we should be good to go. So well,
yeah, I mean next next to your massive ego in your massive head,
we all look pretty. You're basically hiding behind a palm tree. So you
need to come out, come out of your closet, and let's let's get
into it. Look, we can't just diss each other the whole stream.
I know that that would fulfill you. I know that that's pretty much what
you live for. Why did you not stream for a year where you've been
at what happened? I told you, dude, I had mental health?
Yeah, I had them. I had mental health. Is health? Is
health? Mental health is okay? Well you d I mean I have anxiety?
Is that? Yeah? You exude it? I believe you. Yeah.
Do you want to talk about is this over? Do you want to
talk about the issues of the day or you just want to you just want
to do the cutdowns all night? Yeah? I mean, well, this
is our show, Like I'm contractually obliged to do this. I was.
I was thinking. The first order of business is we should establish like a
hierarchy like here between you and I. Well, I mean, I know
that you want things in writing or whatever, but the Bible says let you're
yesbs no, no, b no, So I'm pretty much gonna follow the
Bible. I mean, you can be some sort of weird legalistic being counter
if you want, but that's not how I will. Maybe we should,
maybe we should discuss like like a title for the show. I was thinking
we could call it the Tristan Haggard Show, featuring secondarily and less importantly Jay
Dyer. But then the problem is that you will get your feelings hurt and
retire for another year, and then I have to beg you to come back.
So well, I'll just be hosting the Tristan Show for the year that
you're gone again when your films are hurt or what I means. I heard
a bunch of barbles in my name a couple. It's going to be called
the Tristan Show and you're not here for a year. By the way,
guys, uh, I am splitting the super chats with beautiful Tristana, the
Internet's second best rapper after myself. I know, we had a lot of
rap battle talk. I actually released like ten songs. You released somewhere in
the quadrant of I think the zero songs, So pretty sure if you got
about ten songs to catch up to many of them. First of all,
like I'm a I'm an indie rapper. I mean, I know you've got
mainstream day over here, but I'm more meaning. You only rap about Indiana
Jones. Is that what an indie rapper is? That's some kind of worm?
All right, dude, you only rap about I had mental health,
and you're over here making fun of part of my mental health, and you
knew that my mental health is the indie thing, the thing about Indy Jones,
and you said it in front of everybody, and they're not supposed to
know. Why are you saying as in front of people? I can't help
but me mean, what do you expect from me? I'm the meanest man
on the internet. That should be the I'm not trying to be mean.
By the way, we already have super chats. I'm splitting those super chats
with Tristana. The super chats I've learned actually bring him back to the Internet.
So if you guys do want this second rate rapper to come back,
he will. But it costs money, So thank you guys for that much.
Do you even have another Haggard? You keep saying the second greatest rapper,
It just seems the second rate rapper. You must have misheard second rate
rapper, rate rapper. I mean I can grape a second rates. I
mean the second producing straight up bangers in my head and just like and and
I got written stuff, I've got freestyle stuff, I've got I got a
lot of stuff, man, I mean, I don't know what. You're
more like bangers than mass in your head? And a rapper they bangers in
your head? Bangers? What is that that you use for Latin American people
like myself? I bring out genius jokes and of course he just doesn't know
what they are on purpose, he purposely doesn't know any of my references.
We got an insignificant nobody's super chat that they just said, microphone is yours?
All right? Well, like I could do something off the top of
my head, or I could do something, are you there? Don't freeze
on me? Bro He froze the guys. He's embarrassed, he's nervous.
He froze. What do we do? It's probably just collab cam sometimes collab
Cam. He was talking up his internet. I'm skeptical that he's all my
internet so freaking fast, dude, I could download two MP threes it once
online wire that's how That's what he said, Oh how fast my internet is.
Got a lot of a lot of pay piggies paying up, and we
lost Tristana. That's right, we'll bring him right back. Just sign back
in, Sign back in. We had this problem a couple of times with
Jim Bob and third world Panamanian dictatorships or wherever the hell you live down in
Nicaragua, down there with a Minuel Noriega. Tristan's over there. Tristan's over
there leeching off of Manuel Noriega's Wi Fi. He's putting he's putting in the
Wi Fi password because he watched Manuel Noriega signing in the other night and it
was the password was uh cocaine, get it because of Manuel Noriega. So
so we had this. We had a few drops, remember when we had
Jim Bob on with collab camp. Collab Camp's pretty good so far, but
every now and then we'll have people drop out. But thank you guys for
the super chats. Everybody's happy to see Tristan back back in the captain's seat
on his show. Over here, he's in the skipper, the co captain
seat, right, So basically I'm the skipper and you guy over here,
Gilligan. So that's that's how that works. Uh, where you at?
Bro See, I don't think it's my internet? Maybe he did he rage
quit? Did I? Actually? I always feel like we're having good,
wholesome fun and then but I never know when people are, like, maybe
I just totally ran trusted off. I messaged him on Skype, Hey did
I did I make your rage quit? I want him to tell us about
dinks. He did say that Noriego was rolling out the blackouts down there,
so maybe maybe Noriega has to turn off the electricity every now and then.
I don't know, but hey, dude, did I make your rage quit?
Come back on? We actually do like you sort of not get your
feelings hurt. It says he has internet in Nicaragua, but I don't see
I don't see his face. So maybe this is actually the ideal stream with
Tristan, where we say Tristan's here, but he's not actually here. That's
probably the best way to have the stream with Tristan and then we just donate
half of the super chats uh to him out of charity. Maybe maybe that's
actually the best way for this to to go down. By the way,
remember to use the promo go j fifty at chalk dot com. Do not
use whatever scam promo codes that Tristan tries to invade my stream with. Right,
Welcome, Welcome, We're gonna, we're gonna do this here he is,
he's to drop the freestyle and then I just get booted. So we
know, you rage quit. I made a Manuel Noriega joke and you rage
quit. So I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Please forgive me. I
actually miss the mane joke. Unfortunately, Well, you were leeching off his
WiFi is the problem. So yeah, and it mean made a hot spot
for me. Yeah, exactly. So remember guys, the promo code is
not whatever Tristan says tonight that will basically drain all of your crypto wallets if
you use promo code. Nice. We we just what were you doing without
me? You're probably super bored, right, probably super sad. No,
we actually started having fun, So I guess I was actually arguing that actually
that the best way to have a stream with Tristan is for you to not
be here and then we could just donate the money to charity later on.
So but but if you want to be here, we could roll with that
too, I guess. So let's get into actually jacev me a message and
skype. He said, what do you say? He said, come back
on? We actually do like you sorta what is that walk about your age?
Quit? We all thought, we never know what's sensitive you like as
soon as actually my my electricity actually went out. The whole town's electricity went
out for a minute. I told everybody is over there flipping the switch because
you're down in Nicaragua or where were you at or maybe like whoever your your
freaking record label, whoever got you that blue check mark on your on your
YouTube channel? Like I don't know how you got that blue check mark you,
but I remember for a long time when I had the blue check and
you didn't. And now you think, I think that's what it is.
That's why the dynamic has shifted. It's like you have this subconscious thing that
you think you're better than me now because you have this blue check mark.
How'd you get that. I won't say what I had to do, but
it did involve strange, unspeakable acts that some referred to as dink. So
yeah, we had to get a a bunch of dink. Yeah, these
that's what they did. You go. You made TikTok dnk videos and your
record label is holding that over you for the rest for those that don't know.
And I were talking about and when I was listening to his stream,
I had the exact same thought that he did. Actually, actually I had
the thought before he did, and then he probably took it from my mind
that the word dink definitely sounds some kind of degenerate act, and so it's
everywhere and I didn't even know what it was. Tristan did a stream on
it. I heard Tim Kass talking about dink's. Tristan, let's get a
little serious here. What is dink? I just learned it like two days
ago. You did a great stream. By the way, props to your
return, your comeback. It's kind of like a share comeback. I'm liking
it to share making a comeback to doing whatever she does. You kind of
do whatever you do, very share esque. So pretty much, Yeah,
I modeled my whole personality after her. So I appreciate that. Well in
Chaz Chas Bono as well, right, would you say you're more like location
like Chaz the autonomous zone in Portland. Now that's called chop. No,
it was Chaz Bono. I mean Chas is in our hearts. Still,
Chaz Bono's in your heart. So, uh, that sounds like some Dink
stuff right there, Dude, Chaz Bono. I don't know who these people
are, no, but the Dinks are du income, no kids, so
basically it's uh. I think this came probably from some like tax term,
like a legal term in the eighties and nineties for accountants, governments and even
Madison Avenue to classify types of people and the and their spending habits. All
right, but there was this thing the last year or so with the Dinks
actually doing there's a do I don't know if everybody hears my echo, but
I do hear it. Three mic? Sorry the alright? This better?
So yeah, I think this came from like Madison Avenue kind of marketing stuff.
To me, it makes sense like they they've classify this type of people.
Well, they're dual income people with no kids, so these are gonna
be you know, the prime target for marketing. These are the people who
spend the most money on the stupidest stuff. They'll also be kind of the
stupidest types of people and the most easily influenced people, because they're gonna be
constantly chasing, you know, this delusion of happiness that everybody is consistently marketed
in, you know, kind of American pop culture. So I think that
that's kind of my theory. I don't really know the history of the term
dink. I think they started using it in the nineties, but I'm pretty
sure it was a purely economic term at first. But now it's becoming almost
becoming kind of a trend. Now. I'm not sure how many people are
saying that. There's a lot of TikTok posts from the dinks, and they
make these videos where they're like, you know, they're walking down the street.
I'm a dink and I get to spend my money on myself, and
I'm a dink and I don't have to worry about waking up late in the
morning. I'm a dink. Yeah, I get to you know, smoke
weed first thing when I wake up, like whatever, whatever kind of hedonistic
self self worshiped lifestyle stuff. These people are into the dinks be talking about
it, and I think, I don't know, man, Like, have
you have you have TikTok? Right? Have you heard this thing? The
kids call it TikTok. It's like some sort of a clock application on a
on their on their on their left on. It's a Chinese mind virus.
Yeah, I know, I know. I saw your tweet. You said
you you called it that god forsaken app or something like that. Well,
I made the mistake of doing open forum live stream debates on TikTok. And
if you want to know, so people think the world of YouTube comments are
bad, you think Twitter debates are bad. Nothing is worse than the debates
that you would have in the world of TikTok. So it actually probably contributed
to me wanting to retire from ever debating ever again. So it's pretty bad.
I have a question, though, I want to give you props because,
first of all, you did actually in a way, saved my guts,
and by what I mean literally you saved my guts. I remember four
or five years ago, I threatened, I threatened to shoot him in the
stomach, and then I didn't is what he's saying. No, I mean
my guts were all left up and you recommended a diet that literally saved my
guts. So thank you so much for that. And I was thinking,
you know, five years ago, four or five years ago, when I
first started hearing you on my uh you know, my podcast feed and listening
to your talks and watching your interviews, and you were talking about the vegan
diet. You were talking about the social engineering towards you know, uh,
not having kids, anti natalism. Uh, they were going to push this,
you know, no meat, no dairy, no cattle. I mean,
you were way ahead of everybody else. So I just want to give
you props on that. But another thing you were highlighting even back then and
beyond just the crazy cult people, which Tristan and I are going to do
another episode this next week. We're hoping to do a weekly show and we're
going to catch up with some of our classic cult friends that Tristan introduced us
to, your boy, the Nature Boy, all of those ca But my
question is, do you remember also the pattern of influencer couples and you highlighted
this with all those vegan goobers that you would analyze and now we have dink
couple influencers and they're telling us how awesome it is to be dual income,
no kid families. And I just I can't but think this is being pushed
through social media on purpose. And you're absolutely right to highlight TikTok, and
it's just the newest it's the latest fad of you know, the trend that
the social media is pushing to destroy the West. Basically, do you agree
with that totally? Man? Yeah, I mean I remember the streams that
you and I did, Like, was it twenty seventeen? When when did
you and I start doing streams? I think the first one seventeen? Yeah,
that's crazy, So I was fifteen years old then I'm twenty two now,
right clearly. No. I mean, for dude, I told you
I help mentally, as I understand, you just hit puberty, right,
you biolog bring it so you're making funny because I have mental health. You
do have the mental healths. Yes, I feel like you're giving me more
mental health when you say stuff like this. No, we're here to help
you. Go ahead, just take a deep breath from my mental healths.
So yeah, no, I you and I were talking about the we did
a stream about like soy millennials and transhumanism, and we you and I had
a lot of really fun streams back in the day, which is part of
why you know, when you when you proposition, you're like, hey,
let's do some streams, man, let's do like a weekly show or something.
I was like, yeah, of course, you know, this is
some of some of my audience's favorite streams, the ones we've done together.
And obviously I'm the best thing to ever happen to you, so clearly,
you know, clearly it's necessary. But yeah, dude, some of those
old streams you and I did, all that stuff is now kind of becoming
mainstream, right, Like I mean, you got to get you. You
were on Tucker not that before he kind of got canceled. I was the
last episode of Tucker before he broke his You were the straw that broke the
camel's back. You were the thousand pound uranium straw that broke that camel's back.
And but that was an episode talking about the food uh conspiracy stuff,
right like you and I have been pointing this out for years. Initially they
said that they wanted you, and I said, probably not a good idea.
So I basically talked him into not utilizing you and using me, and
it was like it worked. Everything worked out great for me. I know
that you basically retired, so you you told them that You're like, Electrician
can't do this because he has he has the he is the mental health right
now, he's the mental health actually the story and they were like, whoa,
I didn't realize he had mental health. Well I did actually recommend yes,
said actually, Tristan would be better for this. This is his forte.
He knows this a lot better than me. And the only concern was
that, well he's down in Ecuador. So basically, you know, it's
not really feasible too because at that time, the Tucker originals, I mean,
they weren't putting like a tremendous amount of budget into the individual episodes,
so you know, basically Scooter had I mean, that was a pretty nice
bald cap they had. They got that baal cap. I made that joke
to Scooter. I was like, wouldn't it be funny if I had like
a bald cap and was running around and you know the Austin Park or Nashville
interviewing people as Klaus and then he actually went and bought the costume. I
didn't think he would do it. We were just joking. But I've learned
with Scooter if you'd make jokes, he'll like, actually just do it,
which is pretty cool. But yeah, so, I mean, but you've
also I appreciate that, man, appreciate I really did tell him that they
should talk to you. It was it's been so long of talking about these
things, and it's crazy to see this go mainstreams. Everyone like, yes,
you know, everyone's talking about the bugs stuff, eat the bugs and
the getting rid of meat. So yeah, man, it's it's it's cool
to be right. You were even ahead of Klaus. You were saying,
it's true, man, we were meeting Klaus back in the day. Well
no, no, no, I'm saying you were ahead of Klaus when you
were talking about that they were going to push the no meat stuff and you
probably even talked about eating bugs and crickets. And that was even before the
Klaus meme, wasn't it. Yeah no, yeah, but we were talking
about you and I were talking about Laus in the World Economic Forum before.
I mean, twenty twenty brought a lot of this stuff to the forefront,
right, So it has, there's been kind of a big issue. A
lot of people were talking about it, so, which is, you know,
it's good, but it's also kind of like, I don't know,
sometimes it does get you know, it's kind of just like, yeah,
freaking talking about this for ten fifteen years, you know why why? Well,
how is it surprising to people? So in some ways, you know,
I don't want to get like jaded about all this stuff because it is
really serious stuff that's happening you and I. You know, it's nice to
be able to make fun out of make fun of it, poke fun at
it, but and sometimes that's just a way to like deal with the seriousness
of what's really going on. Right right, It's like I'm I'm you know,
you make fun of mental health because the seriousness of of me having the
mental health. So it's like that time you you could break the ice with
it, so I can when you took a mental health day it ended up
being a year. I like how you did that? How you played that?
Well? Played sir? Yeah? Time is relative, Bro was making
I didn't make some fire edits the last year. And and I've been on
Instagram right, I'm up on the I'm up on the on certain platforms,
just haven't been on the YouTube live streams. But Jay Jay actually helped to
beckon me back and he's been telling me for like he's always telling me,
like, dude, do some lives. I'm sick of not watching your live
streams and mist it's one of the few shows that I listened to. So
basically, there's a small roster. You're in there, Alex Jones is in
there. So elite company that you're in, but an elite so these uh,
you know, these couples. It reminds me of the Alvin Toffler Stanford
research stuff where he was writing in the late seventies as one of the global
elites. He was saying that we're going to push alternative lifestyles and that could
be any kind of lifestyle except the healthy lifestyle. We're actually pairabond and you
actually have offspring. And again that's something you were calling attention to. You
would agree. I think that the social engineers, the global leade, they
actually strategize and push these trends for a purpose. It's not just fads,
it's not just random stuff. This is what it's so hard to convey to
people, is that all the stuff that rolls out all these different fads of
Remember a couple of years ago was then living tiny living and that, but
the gen Z are actually still doing this. I was at a restaurant and
the waitress was talking about how my boyfriend and I really like selling our places
and we're just gonna get a little that and we're just gonna driveywhere, Like
why do we even need a place, Like, it's just just drive everywhere.
And I was like, Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun
for one year when you're twenty, and then it's not gonna be so much
fun anymore. Yeah, anything to make you rootless, right, like you
know, you throw actually owning a home, actually having a traditional marriage,
right, because it's like, even in the secular sense, I think,
I think it's so strange when when people who are like atheists get married.
Did you see that clip that I sent you on Instagram? I wonder are
you able to pull up Instagram like in a shared window here, because I
don't think so I can find I could probably find it, but let me
see if I can try to find what you send me. Go ahead,
Well, I said this clip, and it was so there's this woman who
made a video about her and her partner moving in with her ex husband so
that they can co parent their three children. All right, So it's like
this kind of hipster h they look very wealthy, Like these people have these
big beautiful homes. Uh, very I don't know, it seems like generational
wealth kind of thing. This hippie couple in this chick has like big fake
tatas and and these you know ugly you know, like the hipster tattoos where
it just looks like temporary, black temporary tattoos. Yes, this one,
that video I could even screenshare through my video. But there it's the wedding
ceremony of this couple. It's the divorced woman filming her ex husband getting married
to a new woman, I think. And anyways, it was just like
the quintessential millennial lost, like I have, I totally have mental health health
and I need to do self care. I'm gonna go do my my EQ
wine horse riding therapy. You know these people who like, you know,
I just went to Joshua True with the Shaman for a week. It was
really cool. I blacked out for most of it, to be honest,
And you know, but like, I'm pretty sure that you know my I'm
pretty sure that all the bruises on me and and and like the various various
scratch marks, those are probably just like something to do with the lunar cycle
or like the my astrology or whatever. But it's, you know, the
the type of people who are going to have a wedding like this. These
people had a wedding and there's a secular like fake pre I got that.
I got the clip ready when you're ready, dude, all right, pull
it up. I don't want to describe this. I'll ruin it all right.
Here we go by the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to get of
the way, and then go ahead and get on in there. This is
it at the moment, green shirt so they could see it and it's visually
vested in me. I don't know if you get church, but the Church
of the Flying Muster. I thought we were uh sharing, So I guess
when you came back, inn I didn't, oh you know what. They
could see it, but I couldn't. Can you see it now? Yeah?
Okay, ready find Spaghetti Monster. I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Evan. Give me a second to get out of the way and then
go ahead and get on. It's wearing Nike. He's got like so something
like I don't know if that was a weird text joke or something. I
don't really understand it. B yeah, I feel like a degenerate Calabassis hippie.
I guess you would understand whatever joke he made. It d end there
too, but it's I mean, there's such a reverence, like how so
these are this person's already apparently divorced because the way I found her page was
it was a video that was floating around Twitter and this depressed woman is talking
about how oh you know, it's like got the music? Do do that?
That piano music that's on every single like a millennial woman's But I'm gonna
be ironic about my depression, you know. It's like it was like that
kind of edit, like I hate my life, but I'm gonna act like
I love it. And also when my husband sees this, he's gonna know
that I'm taking jabs at him, but also I'm gonna pretend like it's kind
of happy. It was like this weird edit and it's like we me and
my partner moved in with my ex husband, so we can co parent our
three children in the same house. We knew that it would be difficult and
it's been really hard on my mental health. But it's like them setting up
their room and everything. But anyways, this is her you know, ex
husband getting remarried, and I think she's like filming it and putting it online.
It's just the weirdest thing. But why even get married? Right,
You're wearing freaking Nike dunks and you got your stupid ass dread dookie nubs tied
up behind your head and you're just gonna get divorced in a few months when
well, that's I mean, that's a proper that's a proper man. Not
that's like a that's a tactical uh No, I legit have like a cult
leader ponytail, Like I just bypass all that ship and just go for straight
up like psychotic cultleer, like all the all the man bonds and the and
the you know, the the dreads. Not I'm not a sensitive new age
man. I'm not a I'm not a snam or, a snag, a
sensitive new age guy. I'm just straight up psycho cultleer with a ponytail like
Jim Bob says, Okay, I like that. There you go to the
point it's into it. So like, what's the point, dude, Like,
if like, if you're gonna get married you don't believe in God,
what is marriage? Yeah? Exactly the Orthodox perspective, marriage is in the
church, it's a it's a union. That's that's that is actually in the
context of the liturgy, then an Orthodox wedding takes place. Uh, And
it's it's a sacred bond in which we're united to both Christ and to our
loved one. Right, So it's what is a secular marriage? And what's
the point I don't understand? Yeah, this is this is this is a
great point that I think. Doctor Jason Lyle made this argument one time where
he pointed out that if you don't believe in Genesis, there really isn't any
other reason to get married. I mean, even legally, there's not even
much of a point to it. Unless you're like a chick marry and a
onet, you know, like a you know, a list guy, and
you're gonna get half of his money like that, then it makes sense to
have a legally binding contract. Right. But marriage is a religious thing,
and if God doesn't exist, you don't believe in Genesis. You don't believe
in I mean what, yeah, why why do you even do it?
I don't. I don't get it. Becau's not really any benefits other than
some sort of like just symbolic thing that girls want to have and look forward
to, so they could be bridezillas or whatever. Yeah, and like men
to what what's the point I think it? Maybe it does kind of just
point to the fact that you can't you can't destroy Like it's it's literally human
nature to seek marriage, right, like to to leave the mother and cling
to the wife, and the scripture say it's like it's literally a it's a
sacred bond, and it's you can't you can't even destroy that, like the
Bolsheviks. One of the first things that the Bolsheviks did when they came into
power and they abolished they began the kind of process of trying to get rid
of the church. It wasn't completely abolished, but it was highly suppressed.
They they made sec they made marriage secular, and they made it very easy
and quick for people to just go to a notary and get a divorce.
And this was cool for the destruction of families and the culture in general,
and an attack on the Church. And they had this And I've done a
lot of streams on the Bolsheviks Sexual Revolution, talked about colon Tie and some
of these kings. I didn't really know much about her until uh, you
know, Rachel talked about her quite a bit. And then when I got
John Coleman's book, which is now back in print, his book on the
world socialist movement in the New World Order, He's got a whole chapter on
Alexander Colentine, how she basically destroyed marriage in Russia. Yeah, I mean
she was a total she was a total psycho. Then her she was a
degenerate in so many ways too. So these, you know, these Bolsheviks
who who hated Russia. I mean there's a famous quote from uh oh,
my goodness, his name the Gulag Archipelago, And I you know, these
weren't Russians who took over Russia. These were people who actually hated Russians.
So they know, these the Bolsheviks. One of their number one one of
their number one goals was to destroy Orthodoxy, to destroy the Church, and
to destroy the hierarchy. Right, and this is on the name of equality
and democracy. And revolutionary fervor, and we can revolutionize everything. And part
of that was a revolutionizing of the family and the wiping away of traditional family
roles. So you had these ideas of like Polly and even you know,
the skittle stuff was happening back then, they're doing parades. But then eventually
the Bolsheviks under the Soviet Union, they had to kind of backtrack because they
realized that there were no that the men were being destroyed right that these young
men they're growing up with no fathers, they're growing up, you know,
they're being raised by who knows who. There's rampant abuse of children and exploitation
of children, and the family was absolutely necessary for them to even have useful
workers. So they had to backtrack on all the sexual revolution stuff because they
realized, like, oh man, we've got we've got all these degenerate thugs
in the streets now who have no dads and who have no you know,
there's no authorities in the homes. We need people who will work and be
trustworthy. You can't have a trustworthy society that's based on sexual revolution type stuff.
Yeah, it's crazy because it pretty much eventually destroys everything and what's so
hard to get people to understand is that this has been studied and known as
a form of warfare. It's a form of siege, but it's a form
of cultural siege in warfare. It's not like outright kinetic warfare. It's cultural
warfare that is even more subversive and insidious than you know, straight up warfare
because it destroys in a more subtle, slow killed way, right, Because
if you destroy the family, then basically you have just adomized unit individuals.
And that's what Brand New World talks about, is that, you know,
Huxley says, one of the reasons that you can't have families in the Brand
New World scenario is that that would mean that the super state, the corporate
state, isn't your only allegiance, and you can only have allegiance to that.
You can't have allegiance to mom and dad or your brothers and sisters.
Your only allegiance can be to the superstate. And what's the best way to
destroy allegiances? Destroy the number one, you know, unit by which people
come into the world, the family. And then you've got the superstate,
the Brave New World state. And again, people look, if Brave New
World the fiction novel talked about this in nineteen thirty two, and it was
a known strategy then. It's been known that you could do this for over
one hundred years. And so I don't understand why if the most popular fiction
books tell you that it's not just people wanting to be degenerates, that it's
actually a strategy, it's a technology of revolution, that people can't grasp that
that this is being done to them and to their society. You know,
if you were to talk to these people in this in this you know,
pseudo wedding here, you know, they would be like or whatever, like
they wouldn't even they wouldn't even register. Now they would, I didn't hear
you. They zoned out florides there and like, uh, look like this
is making me feel really anxious. And I've been having some mental health late
and I really think I just really think we should just chill and like let's
go, let's go drink somewhere. You know. So it's like it's it.
It can't even register for a lot of people. You know, you
talked about it was that that social engineer you mentioned earlier, Toffler. They're
a Red Toffler. But I did a stream on the Jaffy memo, and
you know, kind of talked a little bit about the Rockefeller Population Council Report,
National Security Study Memorandum two hundred and and I think I talked about John
p. Holdren and Paul Rlick in that stream as well. So that's not
even a stream. That was a short video and it was a really good
video. So you guys can check out that the video on the Jaffe memo.
But I got it pulled up right here. The Universal Impact segment of
this document in which they're basically promoting it was Bernard Barylson and Frederick Jaffe.
So this is the Center for Family Planning Program and Developments basically like Planned Parenthood,
Planned Parenthood's World Population Study Group basically, and they're talking about population policies
for the US, how can we decrease human population? And they give like
this whole graph of these different ways you can do it. One of them
is social constraints that have universal impact, and the first thing listed. The
first one is restructure family A postpone or avoid marriage B alter image of ideal
family size. And then they're going to talk about compulsory education of children,
right, which comes with the augmentation of the family and women going into the
workplace, and then encouraging increased increased skittles and encourage increased on the sexuality,
educate for family limitation and the fertility control agents in the water of course got
to have that and encourage women to work. And so like the dink thing
that we were talking about, I mean, it's all that it's restructuring the
family, postponing or avoiding marriage until those fertility Ye, you made a good
point that like that had to have been drawn up in some kind of like
working group. I mean, it just sounds like, you know, here's
the term, you know, dink. It wasn't something. A lot of
this stuff is not organic, is what I'm trying to say. And the
reason I brought up Toffler is that you know, a lot of the elites
in their books, they've they've written for a long time, going back to
you could go back to Plato, but you know, Bertian and Russell talked
about altering and changing diets to control the population. Charles Goalton Darwin has an
old chapter on you know, weaponizing diet and food. But the thing with
Toaffler is that he is the first that I can think of or that I'm
aware of, where he actually says that we will tie the new diet and
vegetarianism, two alternative lifestyles. And so he said maybe what we could do
is like, maybe there could be the tie in of being like I'm an
anarchist bro and I'm a vegetarian. And so he was literally saying we tie
together the social movement of something like anarchism or whatever with vegetarianism, and that
becomes a really potent. But he also says all other forms of alternative lifestyles
and living. So this was all drawn up by Stanford Research and people like
Toffler. That's a great point, man, that's a great point. Shout
out, shout out to the stream over there. I was just checking out.
The chat goes to make sure to support Jay over here. Remember I
get I get ninety nine percent. I think that's like the he gives ninety
nine percent of the super chats to me. It's the deal. Unless you
don't like any then he gives one. Whatever. But yeah, I guess
make sure to support the stream. Throw the super chats up. We do
have a couple of super chats where let's go. We'll move on out of
the thing. Now that we understand that this is a just a weird working
group engineered fad hashtag that they want to try to convince people to do.
But they're also making it hard for people to have families, right, I
mean, the economy is bad on purpose. I mean, Biden is insane.
I don't really do you know political what's buttened up to this week,
Biden's ruining the country. It's all Baden's vowel. I mean, dude can't
even like put his diaper on, you know what I mean, Like he's
wears diapers and he's got other people anyway, I don't do the Biden thing,
but like the money printing and the inflation has gone insane under the Biden
administration by design, as everything has been just totally nonsense, just wrecked getting
wrecked. Now, that's one of the things they talked about in in the
Ecoscience book, right, is economic ways to social engineered. People do not
even can to have families, That's what I'm trying to say. So,
so there's a rationale, as you pointed out in your stream, that yeah,
some people have to have, you know, two people working to try
to have the income that's by design that wanted to make sure that you couldn't
live on a single income. But they're pushing it as like why we're not
going to get everybody to become you know, t R A n Z.
So we'll just push that, Oh well, just don't have kids, right
or postponent And then like you said, then it's like gets to the stage
where it's hard to do or you can't. So anyway, all by design
make it look fun too. Look, and I go to Disneyland six times
a year. I got the season past to Disney right, So you have
like these thirty two year old freaking dinks hanging out at disney World. You're
walking around at disney World and you gotta you're with your kid, you got
to see some freaking dinks dinking off in front of you, walking around in
their dink outfits and stuff. You like, you know, like, don't
look over there, kids, it's freaking dinks in the in the in line
with a stupid ass Star Wars ride. So Honeybe, since fifty dollars she's
paying for Tristan's double A batteries for his dial up. Shout out to Honeybee,
that's gonna be split with Tristana Joy Jason's five dollars. Thank you so
much, Joy Jay. Some person. I forget this guy's name, something
Haggard, Chase, I forget, but he says, tell Tristan that the
family misses him. We don't know what he means by I'm just being me
or just doing me, but the response that he's given is that every time
we call him for the last year, he doesn't reply. Dad sent him
his rent check and wants to know if he got it. Basically, Chase,
I think the answer is that Tristan is finding himself in a very eat,
pray love kind of way. So that's pretty much what's going on.
I think. I mean mental health. Yeah, first of all, like
thanks Dad, whatever, I love you Dad or whatever, like I love
you or whatever, and like thanks for all the money, I love you
or whatever. I mean, like, dude, I'm just trying to do
me and I've been having mental health and then like you try to hit me
up and tell me like, hey, bro, maybe you should like not
smoke so much weed, and I'm like, dude, that helps me with
this. This is some Julia Roberts he pray love ship. That's all That's
what I'm talking about. No right here, support, I'm pro mental health.
I mean honestly, the way that if you guys want to talk to
me, send super chaz dad mom. That's how you talk. Literally,
the only way Tristan replies to his parents is if they send a super chill
like every like if a text message comes in, it also has to come
with like an Apple payment, pay payment. Right, you're basically like only
fans in your family, like but like in all seriousness, chase Like,
look, man, just frequent leave me alone, dude if you want,
if you want to, if you want to build a relationship, you can
use promo code J fifty three life at chock dot com. And you went
off all subscriptions for Life, dude. Only dudes making his family into a
pay piggy. Unbelieve at Christmas time too. By the way, at Christmas
time is making his family into a pay piggy. Oh pay you ever heard
that song? By the way, by the way, I dropped a fire
rap song rap track called pay piggy. Where's your rap track? I forgot?
Where's it at? Oh there's not one? Bro? Are you still
going on about that? Like you're trying to make me bust out some freestyle
or something, because I guarantee I could just off the top of my head,
something that's not even written, just make something up is better than anything
you've made all years. You've been promising that for like two years. And
then if you forget where you kicked me off the stream, you disappeared him
for years, you turn off the electricity. It's a meme. When people
say Tristan been real quiet, you made that meme literal. You've been real
quiet since I dropped my rap song. You want to see real quiet.
You want to see like real quiet. You want to see you want to
see an audience reaction that threatened to rage quit again. How are you gonna
get real quiet? No, No, you want to see You want to
see the audience get real quiet. You want to see them stunned. You
want to see them throw them back in their seats, throw them back in
their freaking gamer seats because you want you want to do that. You want
to give me like a beat box, like a beat and I'll just throw
something off the top of my head. You're not gonna have you wrapping.
We're not gonna have you. I'm sorry. Maybe next time. What do
you mean you gonna have you wrap that? We got a lot of because
I can get off the top. We've got a lot of clips, bro,
we got a lot of you want to hear it? LIFs like this?
Uh huh uh hu that's the way it is, because LIFs like this.
Uh huh huh, that's the way it is. Chill out. What's
your yelling for? Laid back? It's all been done before, and if
you could only let it be, you would see. I like the way
you are when you drive it in your car and you're talking about me one
on one, but you become somebody else around everyone else. You're watching your
back like you can't relax, you're trying to be cool. You look like
a fool. Tell me, why do you have to go and make things
so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets
me frustraded. Life like this you and you fall and you crawl and you
break, and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty and
promise me I'm never gonna find you faked. No, no, no,
Why you gotta go and make things so complicated? I see the way you
acting and you somebody else gets me frustraded? What's up? Damn fire bro
spitting bars? Hey? That like the funny part is that that's the what
you suld spend the last year writing. What well, that's what you of
the last year writing? You actually wrote that out? That was that's why
you somebody that's off the top of my head, like that's his freestyle.
I'm sorry. It's just so good. It had to have been written,
it had to have been planned. It was so good. Yeah, that's
that's the thing, like, you know, you know, it's so good
that somebody would have had to write that. I mean, I can keep
Can we get back to we got to get back to everybody says it's fire.
The chat says everybody said the fires. And how many supertests you just
get for that? Bro? Everybody's they're being nice for your mental healths.
That's all it is. That's what's going on. Wait, how many supertests?
You just get a couple of one dollars? Super chats a couple?
All right, Look we got we got a lot of clips. He was
a boy, she was a girl. Cannot make it any more obvious.
He was a punk, she did ballet. What more. Can I say
he wanted hers? She never tells secretly she wanted him as well, but
all her friends stuck up their nose and a problem with his baggy clothes.
He was a skater boy, she says later. This is Avril Levigana,
Avril Lasagna lyrics. Come on, dude, all right, let's get to
Francis here. So, uh, this was one of my favorite. This
is a little overlooked. I mean, the Catholics are a little mad about
this, but I really think it's a super telling. I think this was
a great comment from Francis. Francis said, this is Catholic websites. This
is not a conspiracy anti Catholic website. Francis says that the great sin of
the church is being too masculine in its time for the Roman Catholic Church to
de masculinize and accept the theology of woman. What did you think about this
shocking revelation? Dang, so that's that's pretty based, right, Do we
think it's based or cringe? I don't. I don't know. I don't
come up with my own. We can ask the audience to a poll here
based ors, what do you guys think about do we need more womanism in
the Romancalloy Church. Like, what's the pope blaming way to actually explain that?
Like, have the posts? Good question, How would you explain that?
I did? Have one Pope's planer reply when I posted that, and
he said, you didn't read the article in context. He's just trying to
say that we need to give women props by de masculinizing. How does that
give women props? He says it right church, when he did the the
lunch with the transformers, the Optimist primes, Yes, that was because he
was being like Jesus and he was evangelizing them. Yeah, bro, obviously,
So right now, what the Pope's planners would have to say is that
he's, uh, you know there, maybe they're legitimate problems with toxic masculinity,
you know, like too many like a lot of Latin Marria Roman Catholics,
and they beat their wives up, and they need to be more in
touch with their feminine side and do some mental healths, get their mental health
lower, right, deser. A lot of Lafario's down there, a lot
of uh who's the dew that was the big famous seducer? Y y'all got
a lot of them down there. A lot of suave Mexican men down there.
We got one. You're Mexican this whole time, trans Mexican. Nice.
That's what I'm talking about. The Other thing that was also a hot
topic this week with the Roman Catholic Church was the Vatican document with the joint
statement with the Buddhists that we see Jesus and Buddhas as great healers. No,
you mount have thought that Buddhism was a dark, demonic religion that tells
you to absolve and destroy your personal identity into to nothingness in the Abyss.
No, Actually, Budo was a great healer. Did you see that day?
Who did he heal? That's a great point. What kind of healing
did he actually do? How do you heal if you're telling people to like
destroy their psyche and dissolve into nothingness? Like good? Is that heal?
Bro? That's like like like Mohammad was a great business man. He was
like a Mohammad was like a He was a great businessman. He's a great
he's a great trader. Well, John Paul the Second did say made John
the Baptist protect Islam. That's an actual quote from John Paul the Second so
dang, that's that's heavy popes to hang. Yeah, a lot of popes
plating to do if you're going to really buy into the kind of the whole
Roman Catholic you know, just what said. Most Roman Catholics I know don't
believe in people supremacy. They don't. They actually don't know what they're supposed
to believe, right they you know, it's more a lot of Roman Catholics
who have a genuine desire for odd, genuine desire for truth, right and
you know, really maybe think they're in the right church, but they literally
you ask them, do you believe in people infallibility of Roman Catholics? I
know? Was absolutely not. That's that's not even they don't realize as a
dogma. They don't even realize what they're supposed to believe in Vatican one.
So that's a pretty important one in the Roman Catholic arsenal, like you gotta
you can't. There's no options on that one. And this is another great
one this week from Francis. Francis added his signature to a new interfaith statement
that calls attention to what the Holy Father and other advocates say is the ongoing
crisis threatening the world. And what do you think it is is the is
the threat to the world going to hell, the devil, the nWo evil,
human trafficking. No, it's climate. The climate is the great threat.
Wait is that changing? The climate is changing? Oh sh nah.
Yes, it used to be hole in the ozone layer, which they don't
talk about anymore. Now it's global warming. Before that, it was well,
it was hole in the ozone layer, global cooling, ice age,
hole the ozone layer in the nineties. Then it was global warming, and
then it's climate chain. So it's been rebranded like four times. But the
reason I'm bringing this up is just that, like we see very clearly that
Francis is part of this Davos click. I mean, he basically just repeats
as a kind of mouthpiece everything that Klaus and Gilbates and Prince Charles and all
the Davos crew say. And that's what's amazing to me is that he literally
says every week what Davos says. And then people are like, oh,
he's not part of the New World Order. But you don't care about the
environment. Why you hate the environment? That is an interesting false dialectic,
isn't it right? Like so either you hate the environment or you support total
austerity banking elites, uh taking over everything. Yeah, that's the only that's
the only way. You's other options, right, that's it. Yeah,
you want to you want to like you want to pull baby seals out of
the ocean and just smash them on the on the melting ice caps, and
then and then just dump you want to just dump oil down, belue the
whales mouths and just make them, just drown them to death and like boiling
hot oil. Or you want to live in a coom pod for the rest
of your life and have everything raption into you like a good little global citizen.
Like those are the two options. Did you see by chance this thing
that I put up? I didn't. Somebody sent me this and I didn't
believe it. I was like, that can't be real. It's gotta be
some kind of weird like joke. But the Cosmopolitan magazine talking about having a
satanic abraution ceremony. Did you see that Cosmo promoting I mean it literally looks
like I thought that this was some conspiracy person made a you know, photo
shot joke, a joke that could be theoretically real. But yeah, they
legit did that? What is the I can't really read the text that's kind
of small down there. So basically if you as far as I know,
it's still there, Like people were saying it's not there anymore. I check
the other day and it was still there, so it might be going now.
But it says how does this ceremony work? Patients of all faiths are
welcome at the Samuel Alito's Mom Satanic Abortion Clinic in Mexico, New Mexico.
Along with medical counsel, the church, the Satanic Temple offers a free ceremonial
support to everybody. The ceremonies are optional and they can be customized. Here
is a simple example. And then it like went through a slide of pages
of prayers, prayers that you could say, and then people were like,
oh, could you not tell about the name that it's a joke Samuel Alito's
mom. Well, the name of the clinic is a joke because it's parrotying
the Catholic Supreme Court, you know, Judge Samuel Alito, and so they're
making fun of him and saying, we're dedicating this to your mom, and
it so, but if you read the Cosmo article on it, it goes
on to actually say, notice it's a real clinic, so it's not a
joke. So people are either didn't read it or they're lying. But you
can see here in the actual article that I posted, it says, the
new Mexico based telehealth practice is a legitimate, legitimate medical entity run by an
accredited clinical team, and it offers abraution care to patients within the state lines.
It prescribes pills as well as all other forms of services, and they
also try to encourage you to quote do a ceremony for self affirmation. And
then people were like, oh, they didn't really do it. Freaking Tristan
not Tristan Cotel and Rachel did a whole stream playing clips of TikTok gen Z
chicks who talk about having done it. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, Like
it was like maybe a year or two years ago. I did a stream
and it was about like a post uh reproductive healthing your baby in the womb
ritual that a chick was doing. You know, she just like burned some
sage and like like I just feel kind of bad. Then then you know,
moved on with her life. But it was just some kind of you
know witchy new age. Uh you know, goofball hipster hippie chick. You
know it, it's crazy like the uh, it's such a slit how it
starts out with you know, well, you know what if the woman's life
is in danger, surely we need to reproductive health service her. And you
know what women's women's rights. What if you know what about all the women
that are you know, taken forcefully and forcefully impregnated, Surely you care about
them. You know, it's like this, but then a quick slide to
reproductive health services and you know we're gonna treat this like a literal Rosemary's Baby.
But we're just being ironic, right, yeah. No, But know
that if you listen to Rachel and Koteil stream the TikTok clips that they play,
they're not being ironic. The chicks are being serious. They're they're there's
one chick that's like, I've done like five of these and it's really empowering.
I mean, it's super dark stuff. The stream is hard to listen
to, not because of them, just because of the subject matter, but
the people are like turning into straight up demons, dude, They're they're it's
getting like it's getting for real now, you know what I mean. Conspiracy
stuff is no longer uh you know weirdo pot smoking dudes on the internet talking
about all seeing eye symbolism. Now it's turning into like the people on your
street are becoming actual goblin satan Worspur's. That's it, it's getting real,
you know what I mean. Well, there's this weird interplay too between there's
the could we could do a whole show just on this. I don't even
know what how to how to whittle it down to a like a short name.
But there's this phenomenon of the doing something ironically up until you're literally doing
it right, Like wedding seemed that way that gen Z or gen Z hipster
wedding that we just watched. Let's do like a wedding, but it's like
the spaghetti monsters, the god the wedding, you know what I mean exactly.
So it's like it's kind of people will start out with that kind of
stuff. It's like, oh, it's like fake mock this, Like let's
let's mock Christ and just like pretend to do this thing. It's ironic,
we're not really satanic. And then you know, I mean, I got
little, you know, close friends, not that close with them anymore.
But you know, guys went to college with high school who you know kinda
didn't like Christianity, like rebellious or whatever, and they would like satanic tattoos
and stuff, right, but it's like they're not act Would you ask them
if they're satanic and they're no, I'm not really satanic. But then you
you know, I just remember being in places with friends of mine and they're
you know, you're all drinking, you're all like twenty twenty one years old,
and they start they want to like pull out a BB gun and shoot
the Bible, like somebody they had there's a Bible there for some reason,
they're pulling out a BB gun and shooting it in in the house. It's
like, okay, but you're just being ironic, right, It's like it's
just funny. It's kind of like, you know, even even in media.
One of the most popular shows when we were growing up was Jackass,
right and Jackass. There was this whole thing in Jackass. When Weakenball was
on my stream, like I don't know, maybe two or three years ago,
we talked about how Jackass they do this like you're kind of playing gay
chicken. You're like like, let's the jackass. Guys always like, oh,
like a stem and this is I doing gays next with your friend.
It's like that's the skit. It's like Steve O, you know, puts
something his but that got a tattoo, and it's like a dude, a
dude violating a baby. He got that. Oh I forgot about his uh
degenerate tattoo. I remember that, Yeah, that wasn't his. He made
these videos and he was just so demonic and out of his mind. He's
doing all these drugs and the Steve O videos heeries This is probably like two
thousand and seven or something six, two thousand and six, because I remember,
no, two thousand and five, maybe because I remember watching these videos
in like college dorm we would, and they were so over the top.
He was tattoo, did violate a baby. It's just the worst thing you
could think of. And he's just messed up on drugs and just doing all
this demonic stuff. So I think there there is an aspect of that with
even like uh sexual degeneracy, where you know, like like with your bros,
like just like Duke jokes, we were like acting gay or whatever.
It just keeps going and going. You're like, why are you guys still
doing that? No one's even looking you guys doing your gay stick. No
one cares. There's this aspect of that. I think in a lot of
this stuff, like the the reproductive health services being a satanic sacrifice is the
thing poke fun at the man, the stuffy Catholic church, you pope.
But it's like, well, now you're actually like sacrificing babies to own the
man, Like you're becoming a demon. Thinking you're just being rebellious to be
cool and edgy. Now you're retarded. Now you're actually possessed exactly. Climate
grifters want two point four trillion more to solve global warming, and that it
leads us into what I what I thought would be a good topic tonight,
which is the global elites had their big They have a million of these,
you know convo every year. This year it was the COP twenty eight global
warming grifters at COP twenty eight focusing on getting rid of oil, which is
absolutely insane because I think there was a discussion this week on Lord Baltimore's show
where they were talking about what this would actually affect there's actually lead to billions
of people dying. I mean, we were to actually get rid of all
oil. It's not fossil fuels, it's not dinosaur juice, whatever oil is.
I mean, to absolutely destroy the global economy and first world countries.
I mean, it's completely ridiculous. Let's see what this beautiful woman here,
Hillary has to say about it. We're seeing and beginning to pay attention and
to count and record the deaths that are related to climate and by far the
biggest killer is extreme heat. I mean even in Europe. So she said
extreme heat. This Alex played this club. This is really funny. Listen
to what she says here in this club. This is so ridiculous. Last
summer, which has the ability to count and figure out what happened, they
recorded sixty one thousand yatsen. So Hillary says sixty one thousand people in Europe
died from extreme heat, and Africa could see five hundred thousand. Right,
So there's no other potential competitors for what those numbers might be, or even
real numbers. I mean, it couldn't be any other events that How are
you calculating this? Like anybody who dies, you know, I say you've
got like a thrumbus, the throbotic issue, and a blood flow issue and
high blood pressure, and you know you've got your your blood's clotting up for
some reason. Right, nobody, nobody could possibly know why, you're no
idea, no idea, no idea. It could be literally anything except there's
one thing that we know. It couldn't be, could be literally anything else
except the one thing. So say that's happening, and you know, you
you get a stroke, you know, and you die. So that's climate
change saga, just freaking Santa Anna, right, you got you get that.
It's it's absolutely insane. So how are they quantifying? This is the
first question. And then it's like it's all based on abstractions, right,
It's always like, well, we need to get our fossil fuel use,
which is the psyop terminent of itself. We need to stop using. We
need to get our fossil fuel used down because if we don't stop using fossil
fuels, the Earth is going to heat up more than one point five degrees
celsius. And if we can limit it to this amount, then we can
stop it from rate for the temperature from going up one point five degrees celsius
and that's like the magic number they've come up with, this one point five
degrees celsius. It's and it's there's zero is. It's the most crazy pseudo
scientific gobbledegook abstraction nonsense that I can't believe anybody who takes themselves to be serious
and scientific could actually believe. I mean, this has always seemed completely absurd
to me since I remember being in the university in two thousand in seven,
two thousand and eight, taking biology courses and asking simple questions to biology professors
about this stuff. And at that time the IPCC scandal was going on,
where it came out and werenating the data. They were manipulating the data,
and this was like just the tip of the Iceberg type thing. Not only
are they manipulating the data, the whole framework that the data is assuming is
a false assumption, faulty assumption. So you got faulty assumption stacked on faulty
assumptions, and it's just the big sand hill structure. And the professors,
when I was asking him about this, would just get upset. They would
literally just get upset and name call because it was already so politicized back then.
Yeah, I had this German professor, this woman who didn't look like
a woman, and she assigned us to watch Inconvenient Truth by Oh Gore.
And I watched it and I wrote this scathing review and critique and I was
like, we're budding all the claims in it, you know, Like how
remember when they had the polar bear floating on the ice cube and he's he's
gonna drown because it's not yeah polar bear. And she gave me, she
marked it up and gave me an f on that paper because I was going
against the narrative. So I had the same experience in undergrad. It was
absurd. It's absolutely absurd, so I can't imagine how bad it is now.
Someone sent me a message during my stream, and I actually just saw
someone set me up a DM on Discord saying, you know, I'm taking
a I think it was a nutrition class for eat this comment this is really
funny. So he says, watching a stream right now, I just want
to let you know I'm taking a college class on family science right now.
And the chorus teaches that kids are bad for relationships and people are happier when
they don't have any kids family science, Well, the science says that not
having kids with family science is not having families. Right. Life science is
how to kill everybody, right, It's like everything health class is pharmaceutical.
Reproductive health services is how to destroy your reproductive health. I want to remind
you by in the chat too, that you can still get my philosophy course
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Agora marketplace. I didn't want to play this too, which is this wacko
talking about crazy nonsense at the same COP twenty eight stuff. I think this
is a Greg Reece, the Greg reset in his usual lying hysteria John Kerry,
who serves as the first US Special Presidential Envoy for Climate. By the
way, I've got a great Greg Reese. Mike greg Reese sounds like this.
Tristan Haggard one of the worst people on the internet. Well, the
series of lies and announced that our government is planning to shut down US agriculture.
They call it innovation because they are confident that our pain and desperation will
someday give birth to an innovative new solution, or at least that's their cover
story. Emissions from the food system alone are projected to cause another half a
degree of warming by mid century on the current course that we are today,
and instead of being on a course to be able to hold the durse temperature,
I mean, dude, look at him. He looks worse than like
Christopher Lee playing drage. He looks he looks like a lurch, like the
dad in Adams Family or something. So that's kind of messed up. Man.
How do you know that lurch and that mental health? It's all about
your mental health. Look. Look, last time you took a mental Health's
day, you were gone for a year. So whatever you need to keep
to feel like I say, this is a safe space for you. It
seems kind of like didn't he have some cognitive deficiencies? No, he's in
skull and bones. Remember that. Remember that ages increase to one point five
degrees we're actually on a course to hit around three degrees. There's his one.
No to hear that, it's not one point five degrees, Tristan,
it's going to be three degrees. Well, that's what will kill us all
one. You just can't continue to both warm the planet while also expecting defeat
it. Those are were and as it's so often the case with respect to
the climate crisis, we have to fight on multiple fronts simultaneously. This is
the biggest organizational effort that I think we have faced, certainly since World War
Two, but perhaps ever so. We have to reduce emissions from the food
system to keep the one point five degrees alive. Why do we have to
keep one point five degrees alive? Because scientists? That's because science. That's
why why are you even asking? Because science. It's the basis of physics
and mathematics, not ideology in politics or party labels or anything else, as
a matter of physics and mathematics. And some biology in chemistry have told us
they fished it mathematics. I like you. I like how you don't even
have to give a paper or a citation nowadays, you just say the discipline
because biology, Because science, math physics goes quarks and and and particles and
white congrias and tachions because of takions. Because the consequence, everything out of
his mouth is a lie, the exact opposite of what he says is true.
The scientists he is referring to are almost all on the United Nations payroll.
And that's all the same people that the IPCC was all the same people.
It was all that same a bunch of academics who are part of a
UN bureaucracy goon squad. Then it has nothing to do with science. It's
just a bunch of bureaucrats saying that the sun has nothing to do with the
warming of the planet. It's the holy ozon layer and it's the greenhouse effect.
The driver of the planet is you not giving more money to us,
right, trillions of dollars, so they want two trillions. So and then
gil Bates is here, that's perfectly reasonable. I mean, if we could
fix the climate, and we could fix the tap sure no more, no
more above one point five degree sales mean a few trillion is that to you.
Let's see what Gilbey says about it. And in fact, a carbon
tax over time should be put on so that the new you know, say
the electric car or the plane use hydrogen. The fact it doesn't emit carbon,
you're helping it get adoption, So we need carbon taxes. Gilbat says
the one dude I thought this is funny. The head of it, right,
doctor Sortan al Jabert. Did you hear that? He was like,
there's actually no science behind how we're going to get off of oil, which
is funny because I mean, yeah, he's like a you know, Saudi
oil magnate. I'm sure, but that's actually true, right, I mean,
there's actually not going to be at this stage, you know, unless
there's some sort of secret free energy somewhere. Like it's utterly ridiculous is to
think that in the next ten years you could transition out of cars. But
they're actually moving now. They want to ban cars. You say, they
want to charge people in New York to travel to work. You're going to
pay like twenty years dolls. Well they want they'll do it in the cities.
They'll get rid of the vehicles and private vehicle ownership in the cities.
I did a stream a few years ago. I mapped out the exact roadmap
that I see common and they've some of there's this pilot city in israel I,
forget which the city it was, where they're going to do basically a
buying of with and there's this public private partnership type thing. So it's basically
like Uber and the government are going to buy all your private vehicles for a
great price. So they'll give you, you know whatever, you know,
ten percent above value or something crazy probably that buy all your vehicles and then
you can only use the electric vehicles, the autonomous vehicles in these cities,
because that's actually the only logical way to get these autonomous vehicles on the road.
The only way it can be safe is if it's just a Disneyland ride,
right, if you have no people that are driving cars and can make
any errors, and everything is just this, uh, it's basically just a
track that goes in a circle. Well, then we're not going to have
any more deaths. And you look at all the people that are dying in
automobile accidents. It's so bad, it's so terrible. So they've they've already
begun this this uh kind of cognitive uh implantation of the roadmap that they're going
to use. And it's private vehicle ownership in cities goes first. Then you
just cut off the rural areas and the outside areas of hydrocarbons. People can't
get fuel, they can't get diesel, you can't buy the things you need
to maintain your vehicles. And and you've got it right there. You've got
you know, it'll be massive, it'll be basically the it'll be basically uh,
you know, they'll hold the oil Holoto more of all the people that
live outside of these cities. You won't be able to live outside the cities.
And that's how you get everyone to the smart cities too. You just
cut off resources, and it's eta alkins a circular economy. You won't need
anything. It's a circular economy. You don't need a car. You'll just
have the automated system come pick you up for your slave wagy weaygey cut job.
And this is a good meme showing our buddy Maurice Strong from the World
Economy. I'm seeing me from Club of Rome back in nineteen seventy two said
we only have ten years to save the world from climate catastrophe. And then
Taedros this is Taedro. No, this looks like Tadros Mustapha Tolba you in
Director nineteen eighty two, We only have eighteen years to save the world from
planet catastrophe nineteen eighty nine, another un guy, we only have ten years
un Director twenty twenty three, exactly saying all the same stuff, right,
so they keep saying we're gonna be destroyed, and then ironically, as happens
all the time they get there, like their jets get snowed in and frozen.
Right, they're talking about how we're gonna be cooked. And then here
they are in uh Munich and they can't fly because their planes are frozen.
So it's just ridiculous. Even though the way that they take their one point
five degrees celsius thing, it's it's so absurd because how you can't like It's
like they think they want you to think that they're taking a giant thermometer and
just like putting it under the tongue of Mammy Earth and and her you know,
her basal temperature. They taking Mam Earth temperature. Mam Earth got a
fever. You need to die, You need to die. You give the
memory of a fever, you like a little virus inside a madment Earth give
her a fever. Yeah, well this is and and they're the immune system.
They're the hyper intelligent immune system. So that's actually Marge Russell describes it
that way. No, Jonah Salt says that the priests class or like the
immune system of the ecosystem exactly, because they'll eliminate the deads viruses. Yeah,
exactly, the deaths. So they'll you know, they'll trigger the autophagy
process of the earth to just detoxify all you extra people and you extra cells,
because you know, they tell you literally they want you to believe that
you're a cancer, right, And you hear people thinking that they're making these
they're like, oh, dude, you know, like we're just we're just
like freaking cancer on this planet. Man. Like I was walking by some
cafe the other day and these you know, the boomerass expats, like hippie
dude's talking about his healing journey and it's like, you know, like my
mental health and like my self care. And he's talking to this guy and
he's saying, you know, we're just we're just like a We're just like
a cancer, dude. We're like a We're like an ugly cancer sore on
the planet. Yeah, and then he jumps from that right into like,
we just got to like make the woman most of every day. Man,
We just got to like, you know, just make it, you know,
just do our best and just make every day worth it. It was
I caught maybe thirty seconds of this conversation while I'm buying my kids a freaking
cinnamon, and it was it was amazing. It was. It was like
a parody that you and I would It's like a skit, I mean,
you would do making fun of some you know, and he's literally saying it
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it? It won't go up one point five degrees? So it'll hear heial
Mammy Earth's fever. Well, the Prince Prinzals is a messus for us.
He doesn't believe the earth belongs to us. I think even says something about
the beautiful indigenous people. So let's check out what our Royal Highness the King
has to say to us. Some important progress has been made, but it
worries me greatly that we remain so dreadfully far off track. As the Global
stock Take report demonstrates so graphically, the dangers are no longer distant risks I
have seen across the Commonwealth and beyond countless communities which are unable to withstand repeated
shocks, whose lives and livelihoods are laid waste by class change. Surely,
real action is required to stem the growing toll of its most vulnerable victims,
As I've tried to say on many occasions, unless we rapidly repair and restore
Nature's unique economy based on harmony and balance, which is our ultimate sustainer.
Our own economy and survivability will be imperiled. We are carrying out a vast,
frightening experiment of changing every ecological condition, all at once, at a
pace that far outstrips nature's ability to cope. After all zode them in twenty
fifty, our grandchildren won't be asking what we said. They will be living
with the consequences of what we did or didn't do. So if we act
together to safeguard our precious planets, the welfare of all our people were surely
followed. And we need to remember too that the Indigenous worldview teaches us,
teaches us that we are all connected, not only as human beings, but
with all living things and all that sustains life, the Indigenous world view.
Can you believe that the Indigenous worldview right word view? We're all connected to
the Indigenous worldview. According according to the wisdom of poker hunters, we are
all one. And when when John Smith and the evil white men came to
the Americas, it made Mammy Earth super super sad because I love it when
they talk about the Indigenous worldview bullshit. It's so stupid Indigenous people. I
mean there are people, we love them, we want to see them flourish.
But the primitive indigenous worldview is not in any way superior. I mean
a lot of these people were like rolling around and do doo dude, seriously
literally rolling in. You didn't understand the indigenous people that a way of keeping
their populations in check, they would they had ways of getting rid of the
extra people on the tops of pyramids when they would eat their hearts exactly.
And and I do not appreciate those in the audience were making fun of my
little sausage fingers J. J. Dyer in particular, I think you were
being a little judgy looking at my my sausage fingers. Those are beyond sausage
fingers, plant based, plant based fingers exactly, the plant based. Do
you support an indigenous world view? I mean, I've breaking got my chakras,
a line got hit on my shaman and do mental health. I'm on
it, dude, Stols. I have crystals, many crystals, tattoos,
like like cool tattoos and stuff tattoos. We need a little bit of your
gil Bates impression. We haven't heard it at all. Tonight Steve ot was
pretty I mean it was pretty awesome. But have you heard have you heard
Bill Gates in a while? I got to hear his voice challenge that fight.
Well, climate change is climate change very unjust because most of the suffering
will be the soffering, particularly who have to farm to get enough food.
He cares about poor people first of all, so understand that he cares a
lot about poor African peoplestand climate change is really about It's about the indigenous,
but the most they're the most affected, which is why I want to you
know, they get rid of all of their food supply and forced them beyond
me because really, really, I really I'd like to see a lot more
new balanced factory set up there and Global South so that they can make new
balanced sneakers for me. With which this needs to be done is very daunting.
How fast do we need to move? Well, we've set ambitious schools.
Uh. You know, if you noticed, I listened to quite a
bit of Gilbates lately. Every time he'll say a couple of sentences, he'll
go a he does that every few sentences fifty Uh. You know some countries
are on board uh that, but you know, when you have global problems,
it's tough to get everyone, not just every country, but every sector
of emissions, uh to move quickly. We're here, would you buy?
So they're moving quickly. They've set ambitious goals and it's basically ZPG zero growth,
sterity, make you poor, get you in a coffin city. Everything
that we've talked about, you and I for you for a long time,
me for a long time. Ah Uh, getting us to sterilize ourselves and
to go away. And hopefully everybody can see that. You know, we
weren't just doing entertaining podcasts. I mean, we were doing entertaining podcasts,
but all the stuff we're talking about is real. This is not playtime.
It's for real. Are you there? Did you change? It's like this
dude wants to save the planet by forcing everybody like he makes literal poop water,
right He's I didn't. One of the edits that I made a couple
of years ago, the feature poop water. But you could rink yet the
indigenous people are, which we can all. We could really help all the
little Pocahontases and we could kind of just core eten them in like like like
a nature reserve and the climate would probably stop changing if we could get them
to both drink the pool pool and also give them reproductive health services and teach
them to put a pool poo. Yeah, I kneel a lot better for
everyone. I mean, I think the key here is that it's really hard
for people to understand the planet is run by mega level conmen. Rights people
know about conmen at the local level. They know about big level conmen like
Sam Bankman Freed, But if you really want to understand the global order and
how it's run, it's run by insanely more devious con men than Sam Bankman
Free. There's people above him, but they're running the same types of scams.
And so when I see people like you know, Gilbates and Prince Charles
and Klaus and all these characters, I really just see like higher level conmen.
What do you think I see philanthropy. I see I see a I
see an old soul who pains when he sees Mam your suffering. I see
I see a man struggling to help a dying planet. You like to see
the worst in people because you're very cynical. But I've done more shadow work.
In fact, I've done a lot of I'm mean, so yeah,
but that's the thing. I'm thank you. I'm shadow. I've done the
shadow work, and you're pretty much all shadow and no work. So there's
a difference in our perspective, which is why I think people like when we
get together, because they get my positive perspective of seeing the best in these
the sweet little man and you just want to be mean. Well, I
appreciate that you admitted that you're a sweet little man. We'll remember that.
Bass Piggy Piggy sends twenty five dollars and says I'm fixing and renew my chop
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anything blue skittle since ten dollars and says why was the why was the serpentent
to crawl on his belly? O W that's what it does, quoting the
hills Dale College ad that we're all very familiar with Argentinian German dwells one dollar.
Since War in Heaven predates the fall of Man, does the War in
Heaven possibly mean some metaphysically different thing or some other essence, doase it predates
yin Yang dialectics of the fallen cosmos. No, it just means that there
was a war amongst the angelic hosts before Man fell, and that's why Satan
was already fallen when he tempts Adam and Eve. So that's what I understand
that to be, Tristan. Feel free to comment if you want to.
Amelia Strauss sends ten dollars and she says nothing. Commies go to heck one
dollar, Jay, do you think the West will collapse? What are the
white pills on the horizon. I'm gonna give my white pills, then,
I'll say to Tristan. First of all, I think a lot of this
global elite stuff doesn't really work. A lot of people are seeing through it.
They've got a lot of their plan through, but a lot of people
are just not falling for the same nonsense over and over and over. I
don't know if we've got enough people awake yet per se to how bad it
really is. People are waking up and understanding corruption and whatnot, but they're
not understanding what the real power structure is and how this is all I mean,
it's not. People still think that it's run by a bunch of incompetent
dummies, and it's not. We got to get past that hurdle, Tristan,
what do you think is the good news on the horizon? Yeah,
I mean I think we'll just concerning the being run by incompetent dummies. I
think a lot of the levels are incompetent dummies, but in sprinkled in there,
they're intelligent, snaky, very manipulative people. Right. So it's just
like any you know, any corporation. Most people that work there just going
in, going through the motions, you like, they're not really buy into
the message what's driving the company. But you know, at the top levels,
the bord of directors, like, there are a few people there who
really know what's up. So I think looking at it kind of like that,
and then also understanding that men who are driven by their own passions and
slaves to their own passions are essentially just the pop pits of the demonic,
right, I mean, they're you know, it's man's fallen nature, that
is, you know, falling prey to and becoming enslaved to all these you
know, desires for self destructive things, right, So we see a lot
of self destructive behavior being not just normalized but lionized, right, Like the
most abhorrent things that you know, just a few generations ago, our ancestors
would have been, you know, shoot, publicly executing people for doing and
saying in public are are normalized now and this is progress and it's beautiful.
Love is love and all this nonsense. But it's like, yeah, all
this, not all this nastiness is happening. But also it's so corny,
right, Like evil is such a it's such a it's so stupid, right,
Like evil actually is. Yeah, we were just talking about that Jamie
and I because she is going to do a podcast on this stupid Beyonce thing,
and it's like, uh, there's some documentary that Beyonce put out that
she directed. And the weird part is that all the stuff that Beyonce and
jay Z were doing that was edgy, like ooh, they like Crowley and
they're and they're into witchcraft stuff from like fifteen years ago. It was edgy
fifteen years It's like they're still rolling with the same stuff. That's it's not
even edgy anymore. It's just corny and lame. You know what I mean,
Oh Beyonce likes Crowley. Dude, that's nothing but degenerate nonsense. It's
not deep. It's only toly died. He couldn't even get twelve people to
come to his funeral alone. Od an addict, he was just the quint
essential. He's just like a He was a he was a coomer retard who
zonked him self into oblivion and his dumb ass rituals, doing all these insane
amounts of drugs. He was a total slave. He was a complete right,
drugs and the and the all the it's a total dink. I mean,
he was just dinking constantly. If you're if you're a god being,
then why how come you're dying in uh ratty ass apartment with cockroaches? I'm
sorry, but a god being addicted heroin in an apartment with nothing but cockroaches.
Yeah, bro, you're you're you're like a god heroin? Yeah,
I mean the white pillar is really it's like light. There is no even
just like going back to Genesis right where God doesn't create evil. Evil doesn't
have ontological created substance. There is no evil substance. It's just a deprivation
of good it's a twisting of goods. So you know, it's we have
we have life, We've been given life. You have families, communities,
right, so you know what the white pill is, really, it's the
truth. The white pill is Christ. The white pills is your love for
your neighbor, for your family, for your friends. Right, Like we
have. Yeah, there's all this crazy stuff going on in the world,
but also like there's a lot of life is still good even with all this
madness, and we have it really easy. Like we see all this stuff
coming down the pipe, and there's there's stuff's coming down the line, and
yeah, it could get it could get real nasty, but at the same
time we have we still have it a lot better. And most of us
have never really suffered. Right, Let's be honest, Like every all these
all these people out there like talking about have really bad anxiety. It's like
I just have so much trauma my childhood and like I have mental health because
like my parents made me do the dishes when I was twelve and I really
didn't want to. My dad made me play baseball, and he like he
like yelled at me one time when I was being like, you know,
I wouldn't do what he said he wanted me to do, and he yelled
at me, and I have trauma. I need to work past me trauma.
It's like, dude, we were so soft. We have no most
of us and a lot of people really do suffer, but most of us
haven't really suffered a lot. So yeah, I think focusing on, you
know, building on what's good and you know you mock the nonsense out there
and and don't don't engage with it, right, build your people up around
you, Build the people up around you, build your relationships and and focus
on what's good and solid and build on that. We'll just build people like
AI relationships. If you don't have friends or family, just build a person
to be your friend. Ombrace since twenty dollars, Jay Tristan, When will
the TikTok invasion stream happen? Probably not because TikTok is cancer Joy J five
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you for the super chat. F K s Berg five dollars says nothing.
Thank you so much, Temple hat Girl, five dollars. The last time
I noticed. The last trend I noticed is that men cohabit and then they
are pseudo stay at home husbands. Like men and women co habit, co
habiting. I just want to say I want to apologize to marsh Hawk and
the chat. Marsh Hawk in the chat says, I have truly suffered waiting
in line for the newest iPhone. Bro. If you if you have mental
health, just hit me out, dude. That sounds horrible. I'm so
sorry. Tristan allows a safe space in his bubble for mental health so you
can talk to if you have it. If you have it, like talking
about it, tell you hold on. I'm trying to understand her. Super
check. The latest trend I see is cohabiting men. I guess men with
a girl that are no dude. He's talking about like Andrew Tait and like
mana secret dudes who live with each other and live a homosexual lifestyle by like
getting girls or whatever. That's probably what he's talking old. No, no,
no, she's saying it's a girl. Temple Hat girl says that cohabiting
men. I think she's not talking about gage talking about that their stay at
home husbands and they talk about uh oh, she's saying there's a new trend
of stay at home husbands, I think, is what she's saying. But
they're not even married, but they stay at the guy stays at home and
then the living girlfriend goes to work. Is what she think, is what
she's talking about. She says, this is a new trends that. I
mean, my wife's boyfriend stays at home. He doesn't. He stays at
arm keeps the house. She works. True that, so who does the
chores? You or her? Well, if I want to use the Nintendo
Switch, I switch. He tells you to do the chores. So he
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he's super cool. Allowance sometimes, I guess I'm good. It's good
your wife's boyfriend gives you an allowance. Your wife'end doesn't give you all.
I mean, maybe you're like, you're jealous again. Here you go,
ja mocking again. Your wife doesn't even have to do the ladies duties anymore.
Her and their boyfriend make you man, Why are you laughing? Does
he does he ever even let you play switch? Or does he throw the
controller at you? Oh? You like he tells me when I should play
it? When when it's adult time in the bedroom. Can't go play.
You have a bed. Why are you laughing? You don't do that.
You have a bed. You would be good friends with with Tyshawn. He's
freaking dope. Your wife's boyfriend named ty Sean? Is that weird? Oh?
Man? This is great? Who I now? I was wondering what
you were up to the last year. Now you were getting really good at
switch. Okay. Anyway, she says that this will be a pathway to
UBI. So the guys will stay at home, the wives will go work,
the guys will do the dishes, take out the trash, and then
they'll be on the UBI storm the cat. Five dollars. Thank you for
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I'm glad to see Tristan here. Thank you so much. Frankie D.
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Remember if you want some good Christmas gifts, heading over to Jay's Analysis
in the shop you can get my books. You can also head over to
Tristan's channel and his website and get the Carnivore cookbook. I have the Carnival
cookbook. Jamie has used it many times. It's very neat. Tristan,
What else do people get when they go over to your website other than a
bunch of computer viruses? First of the well, first of all you get
you get put on a list by the good Mint. You get on a
no fly list. Okay, what else? You get an air marshal every
time you fly. No Look, if you don't like Mammy Irth's pretty sick,
right, we can all agree, right, Like, we took her
temperature the other day, stuck a big ass thermometer uh in her in her
mouth, and she's like zero point five degrees up from from normal temperature.
So if you want to keep it down, obviously, the best way to
do that is by uh by getting your health and line a getting your life
in line. So, yeah, we got we got a lot of resources
over there. We got a few books. We got The Carnivore Cookbook is
one of the most recent pieces we got over there. So you can hit
up the website primal edge health dot com for that. But then also just
subscribe to the the YouTube channel. Subscribe to the old YouTube channel. Jay
and I will be back on there next week. I think we might talk
about some cult stuff and got to ketch up the cult buddies, our cult
bros like nature Boy. Who else we got to catch up on. That's
right, well, rebellion, Yeah, extinction rebellion. We'll talk about that.
We'll talk a little bit about the I think it would be fun to
even just I've got some stuff pulled up about self care, like the millennial
self care thing and like that. I think I'm gonna do a stream on
that on Monday or Tuesday. So anyways, we'll talk about that. I
got, I got a few ideas. So yeah, we're gonna try to
do this. We'll see unless I mean, I mean, honestly, if
Jay, if Jay. This is a purely utilitarian relationship that I have with
Jay. So if Jay doesn't maintain his level of fame and his say,
his same level of being like a super famous e diva, then he and
I don't really talk. So we'll see if we can continue this. But
we're gonna try to do it every week. I know you hoomi's the nerds
and the bigots love it when when Jay and I get together. So those
are some of my favorite streams, some of Jay's favorite streams. So next
week we'll be We're gonna we gotta come up with a name for it.
I I think it's I think my name was really good the one I came
up with, which was The Tristan Haggard Show, featuring second and narrowly and
less importunately, Jay Dyer. Yes, I did hear you on that.
I hear, I hear you, but whim you rage quit the internet for
a year. It'll just be me hosting the Tristan Haggard Show and it won't
make much sense. So yeah, but what else are you going to talk
about if I'm not there, Like, well, there's nothing else. Well
I want to Well look, I just want to I'm here to promote you.
So everybody you see on the screen right there, there's Tristan's channel.
Uh, it says, hey, yeah, that's Tristan's channel. So if
you want to support him, go to Jay Dyer right there and subscribe to
that website to support Tristan. There's this other backup here. Uh, not
a lot of people over there. By the way, he's talking about who's
the e Diva. Let's see one hundred and twenty four thousand subscribers and oh,
one hundred and twenty I was so basically, we're almost we're almost there.
Pretty I'd say, well, hey, hey, hold on, I
used to have like one hundred and thirty three thousand subscribers and maybe maybe people
maybe people left. Do you ever think about that? Well, yeah,
well this is the thing, like you where whereas the Illuminati, the Reptilian
people aways that what happened? Hold on, let me explain, bro.
The Alpha Draconians and the Galactic Federation, the dark force of the Galactic Federation
have been Why are you laughing, bro? Why you laughing? Laugh when
I speak my mental health, it gives me mental health when you do that.
Oh my goodness. So the Galactic Federation, the dark side of the
glack of Federation, has been highly suppressing my channel. Clearly Jay has been
able to get somehow I don't know. I don't know who he had to
dink to get to get his uh to get his blue check mark. But
all of a sudden, Jay's got a blue check mark. His channel is
allowed to grow. So you know it is what it is, is what
it is. Find it uphill battle when you're finding against the Draconians right,
well this whole federation. Bro, you have the Alpha Draconian, the the
the Blue Avians. Don't forget the Blue are good anything? Bro? You
need to do more shadow work anyway, like all right before you guys,
before next week day, better do some shadow work because I've been doing a
lot. My ego has gotten really really small, and his I could see
it's it's getting bigger. Grant grantee, chefy one dollar, says Jay.
All the best from England. I followed you last few years. Can you
shout out to my resistance themed ice cream van the Wallow Come ice swallow come
ha ha ha A really good one. I felt like I said something gross,
but I don't really get it. Grant Chase Haggard one dollar trustan,
Is there any chance that you will acknowledge the family's multiple checks that were sent
to you? If not, it's okay, we support what you're doing.
I guess okay, man, that's my brother Chase. Look, dude,
use coupon code Big fifty three life and you can get fifty three percent of
all Subschristians for life. And also you know where to super chatty. That's
how we can talk. You need to do more shadow work. Dude is
still paying and his family for Christmas. That's crazy. That's buckwall dude.
I mean, it's just getting old. Like do you see how he gaslights
me and how I mean it's toxic. It's toxic, and he's gaslighting me
with his toxicity, his toxic gases from his gas lighting orifice, which I
call it, that's his face, his mouth. Flex Luthor Fitness three dollars.
Did you see Kenneth Colin Copeland doing blood sacrifices with his lackey. I
didn't see that, but I'm not surprised. That's the old one. You've
seen it. You have to have see it. It's like a few years
ago he did a fake communion thing and he like pretended, oh that I've
seen that word. Uh, thank you so much for coming on, Tristan,
appreciate it. Anything else you want to leave us with next week?
No, thanks, man, I appreciate it. I feel like when I
started this, I had some mental health, but then I totally destroyed you
in the rat battle, like just off the freak and dome, and I
feel so good. I feel so much. My mental health is gone now,
totally gone. I hope somebody recorded that and then they set that to
some some hype beats, because look, I've got like ten ten hits,
ten tracks that came out. Tristan hasn't had any, so I remember some
of the lot. He was a skater boy, she says she later boy
like that's so sick. It is pretty sick. Anyway, Thank you guys
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