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I'm going to start the podcast off
with a discussion that Jenny and I were

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having off the air that I said, oh, let's talk about this on

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the podcast on the Minnesota Goodbye,
And it's going to be a little bit

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of a confession. Now we get
this quite a bit, and I'm not

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going to be specific and hurt anyone's
feelings, because I just you know,

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you never want to hurt anybody's feelings. But once in a while people will

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say, hey, you remember the
time that I called in and I was

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on the radio and it was all
about my dog and my dog and my

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gotta blud away and I and we
don't remember. And Jenny had a story

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too. Again, you're not going
to get specific about somebody who swore you

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would remember something, right, And
it was a very touching story. And

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I was like yeah, yeah,
yeah, and I just like tried to

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rack my memory. I just don't
remember it at all. And it's and

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so I told Dave, I just
I feel like we do have pretty unique

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jobs where we hear so many stories
and we create so many segments ourselves that

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were just like constantly, there's like
something new every single day with us.

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Yeah, but it's so hard to
really like latch on to specific things that

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happened during the show and always remember
them. And people will come to me

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all the time and say, do
you remember the time that you had Ben

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Affleck on the show and he called
you stupid? And I'm like, honestly,

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I don't, And I just I
think it's because the way my brain

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works is kind of like we don't
remember dreams for a reason. Like you'll

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wake up and you know you just
had a powerful or interesting or fun dream

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or whatever, but you can't remember
it a lot of the time, yep.

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And I think there's part of our
makeup that says, you don't need

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to remember that dream. Your mind
doesn't need to be cluttered up with meaningless

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shit that never happened, So you
don't remember dreams. And I think it's

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a good thing we don't remember dreams, because a lot of the time you'd

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be like, did I dream that? And I think that sometimes I wish

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I could remember things that happened on
the show. But I think my mind

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if it remembered everything that happened on
the show, it would be full of

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thirty something years of stuff. And
I wish I could remember, trust me,

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there is some that I remember,
no question, Yeah. But a

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lot of the time when people say, remember you had me and my husband

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on one time because we were deciding
blah blah blah, and I feel bad.

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But many times I don't remember.
Hm. I mean I just I

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think okay, And also I think
we talked about this, I don't know

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in the last year that like you
have to forgive yourself that like when you

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walk into a room and you like
forget what you walked into that room for.

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You just kind of have to forgive
yourself because like we're just like constantly

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consuming things every single day with our
phones now too, we're just constantly consuming

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things. That's just not your brain
just it's going to pick and choose what

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it wants to remember, and it
definitely latches onto things that are really hurtful

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or are really amazing. You know, like it's kind of like one of

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the two. You know, maybe
that's it is. Because you know,

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somebody came in and they like,
oh, we were on the show and

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my husband and I were arguing about
whether to get a puppy. To me,

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that's fine, but to me it
was just another day at work.

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Whereas for them, they got to
be on the radio, and they got

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to be on KTWB. But for
me, it was just another day at

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work. So maybe it's like a
football player might not remember a particular football

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game if it was just an average
football game, but if it was one

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where they broke their collarbone or won
the championship, they'll remember. Of course.

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Speaking of phones, we were talking
about the rectangle yesterday and whether what's

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the rectangle? Oh, it's the
phone, Sarah writes in, and she

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said, yes, I use the
term rectangle for my phone. It could

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also be for a computer or TV. I suppose I like it because it

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devalues it in a way, like
it's not some huge important focus of your

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life, just a rectangle. I
hope that makes sense. Yeah, Sarah,

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I appreciate that. It's funny.
I think sometimes about what a miracle

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it is our cell phone. Yep, and just like just miraculous. Can

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you stall for a minute because I
want to look up something. It is

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an old radio shack ad that.
Do you know what I'm talking about?

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I don't know, Okay, I
don't remember. I just know that it's

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it's weird to think that only about
ten years ago, I didn't even have

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a smartphone because I was one of
the last people to get a smartphone because

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I had to pay for everything on
my own whatever. I didn't want to

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pay the money. And now it's
like, I can't imagine going through life

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without like a GPS on my phone
and being able to like Google something really

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quick. And just ten maybe a
little more than ten years ago, probably

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more like twelve. Yeah, I
finally like got that first smartphone. And

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now it's like everyone who is born
now and is growing up, they don't

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know a life before that without a
smartphone. They just don't. This is

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so crazy. It's an older article
that came out ten years go exactly everything

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from this nineteen ninety one radio shack
ad you can now deal with your phone.

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So it shows an ad from nineteen
ninety one that was a newspaper ad

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for radio shack. Everything in this
ad you can now do with your phone.

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Let's dive in everything that's advertised.
First of all, here is a

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all weather radio. Your phone is
a radio. Now Here is a AMFM

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clock radio. Your phone, of
course, now is an AM FM clock

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radio. In ear stereo headphones,
well, you got your air pods or

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your earbuds or whatever, and that
is now part of your phone. A

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micro thin calculator. Advertise at radio
shack. A radio shack if you don't

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know, it was like a mini
best buy. They sold electronics, and

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here they sold alator. Now your
phone is a calculator. Next one is

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a computer, and your phone,
of course, is now a computer that

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does so many things. Emails,
word processing, good, well, whatever,

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you have a question about Google.
Yes, another one, a mobile

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cellular telephone is in this advertisement,
and it is of course that's your phone.

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Deluxe portable CD player. Well,
your phone doesn't play CDs, but

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you don't need it to anymore because
you can do you know, iHeartRadio,

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A compact ten channel digital desktop or
desktop scanner. This is like fire calls,

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police calls. There are apps that
you can listen to fire calls,

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police calls. Another one a easy
to use phone answerer. Now your phone's

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got voicemail, a voice actuated cassette
tape recorder. You got voice memos and

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record. Another one's speakers. Your
iPhone's actually got a decent speaker on it.

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Yeah, you know, a decent
speaker. And finally a vhscmquorder.

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Well, your phone is now a
camcorder as well. So all of these

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things that are in this ad from
nineteen ninety one are now on your phone.

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It's crazy. We can't live without
them. No, all right,

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next one. This is a longer
one, and I might save it because

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it's a little bit dicey and it's
got some racist accusations in there, and

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it's not exactly the brand for the
Minnesota Goodbye. But basically, they went

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to a hotel downtown and they went
to celebrate and go to the Twins game

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whatever, and they stayed at a
place downtown and they said, I've been

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in Minneapolis my entire thirty years of
life for Twins games, Vikings games.

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I used to call this place home
for six years. I went to school

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there and worked there. Now sadly, I don't know if I'll ever be

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back. Basically, it makes me
uncomfortable to read about it. But they

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said they were falsely accused of being
racist and of using racial slurs and acting

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in a threatening manner. This is
not true. We simply asked the front

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desk staff about parking after we got
to the hotel after the game. The

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lady working at the front desk was
rude, very uninformative and acted like she

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didn't have time to talk to us. My mom then asked to speak to

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a manager because we were getting nowhere
with her. She stated he would be

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in the morning, and my mom
said great. We went to our room.

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About an hour and a half later, we had two men pounding on

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our door stating we were being kicked
out of the hotel. And it goes

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on a little bit longer, but
we said we didn't do anything, We

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didn't do anything, We didn't do
anything, and the cops came, and

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the cops said, you know,
you really don't want to kick out these

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people at twelve o'clock in the morning
with two kids, four and a half

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hours away from home. The cops
even said we don't think it's right,

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and the manager said, I don't
care. So they contacted corporate multiple times,

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saying, please look at the video, please look at the audio to

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clear our names. Can you imagine
being accused of doing something racist that you

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did not do. Yeah, and
of course it's a he said she said

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thing at this point, but they
said, look at the audio, look

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at the video to clear our names. And they said that the hotel will

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do it and get back to us, but they have not gotten back to

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them, and it's like they read
the reviews of the hotel. They said,

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this is not an isolated incident.
I've read one hundred plus reviews on

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different sites about this hotel. There
seems to be a common theme. Rude

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front desk staff, hotel staff,
unsafe, environment, run down, dirty,

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etc. The list goes on.
And they said it's not right that

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a hotel can accuse anyone of anything
and get away with it, and that

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they are standing by their employees one
hundred percent and refusing to look at the

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video or audio to prove our innocence. I'm sorry you went through that.

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I don't know what the truth is. Yeah, I mean I really don't,

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but I'm sorry you went through that. That would be horrible. I

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don't really have anything to add to
that except that I think that downtown Minneapolis

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is fine, but a lot of
people don't want to go down there because

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the perception is it's not fine.
Yes, and I am one who does

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go down there a lot, and
I find it to be perfectly fine.

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But I know that, like some
things make other people uncomfortable that I'm okay

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with. So, like if there
is a homeless person on the corner trying

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to talk to me. That doesn't
bother me. And I know that some

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people get uncomfortable with stuff like that, you know, so like to them,

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they just look at it differently than
I do. True. You know

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what's interesting, Jenny is that the
sticking by the employees one hundred percent sounds

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admirable. But I think that's a
mistake and a little experience that I've told

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you about on the show before myself. Twenty five years ago, I ordered

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a pizza and breadsticks and the pizza
cane, but the breadsticks did not so

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I called the pizza place and I
said, yeah, we got the pizza,

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but the breadsticks did not come.
And the guy said, well,

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let me check with the delivery guy. Well, the delivery guy said that

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he delivered the breadsticks, and I
said, he didn't deliver the breadsticks.

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I promise you, And he said, well, you know what I'm going

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with my employee. I believe my
employee. I have trusted my employee,

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and it sounds like you are just
trying to scam us out of an order

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of breadsticks. And I'm like,
I don't need and order a fucking breadsticks

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badly enough to lie about it.
Yeah, And I was more frustrated,

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not because I missed out on the
bread sticks, but because I was accused

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of lying. And I'm not one
of those people to go the customer is

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always right, because the customer is
really not always right. Sometimes the customer

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is an asshole. But I was
like, you're accusing me of lying about

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a three dollars order of breadsticks because
your employee, who is lying said that

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he delivered them. And I was
so frustrated it kind of ruined my night.

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The next day, I called and
I'm not going to say the company,

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but it's a big company that everybody's
heard of. And they said,

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oh my god, I am so
sorry. I talked to them, you

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know, the district manager, and
they said, I'm so sorry. You

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know what, it sounds like a
problem we've had with this store before.

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And he said, I will get
you your bread sticks. I said,

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no, no, no, I
don't want the breadsticks. I don't want

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them. I just didn't like being
accused of lying. If anything like that

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happened, it's kind of an unusual
situation. I you know, off the

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top of my head, I don't
think I have but I you know,

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me. I always try to think
of every scenario in a situation, and

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I'm like wondering, I'm like,
did the guy who dropped off of your

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dropped your pizza off? Did he
genuinely think he probably did drop the breadsticks

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off because he can't remember because he
just dropped off like ten houses in a

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row of stuff. But it's not
fair to you. You're still they should

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have righted there wrong no matter what, and believed you. But I was

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like, maybe the guy genuinely who
did deliver it didn't remember. Okay,

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But if you let's say that you
work for a pizza place and you,

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like Jenny, the guy called these
online too, he said you didn't deliver

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his breadsticks, you would probably say, God, I thought I did.

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Yeah, Shoot, I mean maybe
I didn't. Do you want me to

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take over another order? I mean? Fuck? I don't think they would

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lie about And that's what pissed me
off, was like, I don't need

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your breadsticks bad enough to lie and
scam you. No, whoever you talked

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about the actual store who believed their
employee should have still sent out new breadsticks

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for you somehow, Like that should
have been what it's done, because I

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worked I worked at a restaurant,
so I know what we did. Even

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though yes, it kind of was
like the customer is right, we still

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always made sure that like even if
we knew they were wrong, we believed

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that. Yeah, and that kind
of gets to me a pain. I

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know somebody who worked in the They
worked at the Chilies for a very long

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time. They were like a Chili's
district manager, but they worked their way

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up, et cetera. And he
said, the shit that people would pull,

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they would come in and they would
eat half of their food and then

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complain about it and try to get
it and you know, like something like

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it was it right, so you
know, bring me out another order.

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Or people would bring in expired coupons
and fight and bitch and say, I

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didn't know it was expired. I
wouldn't have come down here if I knew

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it was expired. So they would
honor the expired coupons and then other shitty

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stuff. And then the number of
people that wouldn't leave a tip. He

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said it was outrageous that they just
people just thought, well, I can

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get away without leaving a tip,
so I won't leave a tip. Yeah,

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it's crazy. Next one, Hello, Gang don't say my name.

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Do either of you have any stories
about getting too drunk at a company party.

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I went to a company party recently, drank way too much and turned

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into the drunk bathroom girl complimenting everyone. Haha. I haven't done anything embarrassing

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that I know of other than that, but hearing other stories would help me

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feel like I am not the only
one who drank too much at a company

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event. Thanks. Send me your
stories about drinking too much at a company

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event. I would love to hear
it. I don't have one myself that

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comes to mind. I do do
it, Jenny. It was when I

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was an intern here and another intern
I got let go after this, but

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we were all at Star Party,
and all the interns had gotten together before

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Star Party, and we didn't have
to work, mind you, we just

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had tickets because we were interns and
we were all twenty one, So we

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got a hotel room by myth and
we pregamed in the hotel room, got

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pretty drunk. I didn't do anything
bad, but one of the other interns,

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I think she was like right,
she was trying to get into a

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meet and greet, and then she
was writing things, promotional stuff that she

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shouldn't have been touching and stuff at
whatever. She was let go like the

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next day after that, but we
all definitely drank way too much. I

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was very intoxicated, and once again
I didn't do anything wrong. But I

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remember Nabisco still worked on the show
okay, and he had told me after

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that that he was like telling me, and I don't remember because I got

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so drunk that he was like telling
me I needed to go back to my

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hotel because I was like such a
mess. He's like, you should go

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home, you should go home,
and I was like, bab fine,

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no, what do you mean back
in the days? Yep. Luckily I

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didn't do anything bad or dumb,
but I was way too drunk for my

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liking of It's always the worst feeling
to wake up the next day and be

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like ew yeah. I remember.
This was probably twenty or more years ago.

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There was an intern that was working
Star party and we were at one

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of the local casinos, and at
the time, this casino was a dry

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casino, no drinking. They had
pregamed and brought in some booze and little

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bottles and they were in intern drinking
underage. Then they got in their car

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and got pulled over by tribal police
and that was her last day, never

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worked to be again again. I
don't think that I've been drunk at a

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station event. I might have,
but it's been so long I just don't

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anymore. But I remember when we
were doing Star Party at the quest or

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Glam Slam Downtown, which was Prince's
old club. It's still there. I

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think was called Epic for a while, but I don't know what it's called

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now, And there was one DJ
who was a prominent DJ and maybe somebody

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you've heard about them, not I
can say their name, and they got

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sloppy drunk, like fallen down,
sitting, like laying on the floor drunk.

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And it was like, God,
seriously, dude, you you're really

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not at a party. You're at
a work event. And I've told Carson

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when you and your buddies from the
Love Tour, when you're done with a

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tour and you all go out for
cocktails, you're still working. Remember you're

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still working. You're not there for
fun and you get drunk and you know,

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throw up on the table and you
know, take your pants off.

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Even if you're out drinking and party
and you're still working and he's like really.

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I'm like yeah, because your boss
is still watching you and if you

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get drunk and stupid, they'll never
forget it. All Right, that's it

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for the Minnesota Goodbye. We got
to wrap up. Send me your stories

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about getting too drunk at a company
party. I love that theme. Thanks

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for the ideas. Send your emails
to Ryan's show at KDWB dot com.

