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It's Wednesday, December sixth Kevin Turner, Dannie Baylis name is Mike's Roy.
We got J. J. Jackson hanging with us. One hour from
now we will jump back into this hilarious countdown. I guess of the moments
of the year, audio clips of the year, Kevin's clip show countdown and
yesterday we all that was one of the funniest things since the three of us
have been together, is playing a couple of those things that just killed us.
So an hour from now they get even awesomer as we do. Picks
forty thirty nine. I don't know we're in the thirty somewhere. It's gonna
be good. Dink's Morning News coming up in like a half an hour to
He always has all the stories you need to know. Don't get through your
day without Dinghu's Morning News being a folded up right next to your toilet.
Got to read that thing every morning. But I guess there's no more time
to delay. As ah, We're gonna play some songs. I guess,
no simpler way to put it. We have a we're ambitious, i'd say,
the three of us, the entrepreneurs, the entrepreneurs, no doubt.
Yes, and good ones, but you know, awfing awful ones. Because
the first uh entrepreneurial venture we took was to create a product called the Singing
the downbeat singing Pumpkin. Yeah, and we're like, you put it in
front of your house and it's like motion sensor, and then when kids there,
people walk up, it sings like a fun, wacky whatever song you
know, the people in the here, and it's a different song every time.
There's like a ten or twenty whatever song rotation. And it's a good
idea, but we didn't get him in the damn shops fast enough. We
sold next to none of them. My house is just spilling over with singing
pumpkins. I have to park my car on the street because my garage is
full of just unboxed singing pumpkins. Yes, and that was part too.
I took mine to dump them the other morning, got caught by a cop.
Yeah. It's like citation, It's like dumping motor oil. You can't
just get rid of these things wherever you want, you have to recycle them,
and they're Chinese plastic. You can't recycle anything. A thousand years from
now, all vestiges of our current society will be gone, but there will
be downbeat singing pumpkins littered in what used to be the North Texas area.
Anyway, we screwed that one up for this year. This season, this
holiday, we're I don't know if we're doing it right. We're doing it
righter than we did for Halloween because it's only December six. We want these
things on the shelf. So there are some gas stations and that sort of
thing. And this year we got twenty what twenty four twenty three days till
Crimbo. The countdown of Crimbo is getting low, and we want you to
be able to buy these things. And these things are the downbeat singing tree
toppers, and uh, it's sort of the same deal. They sit on
top of your tree, they look nice and motion sensor. They play songs
for you and your family to enjoy, and not like traditional Christmas jingles or
anything like that. These are just you know, original songs that we put
together. If you hate filling your home with holiday cheer, then don't buy
one. Of our Christmas tree toppers exactly, but dang it, if you
do, then really don't. So I think we have six, eight,
ten songs that we want to play from the tree topper, and we want
to give you guys a sneak peek at those. Yeah. Yeah, we'll
give you just a few, you know. Obviously when you get the ones
at the store, they have twenty five tracks. We'll just give you a
you know, a sample, a taste. You're gonna get all these yeah,
yet all these yeah, and then you'll get more. So I don't
know, a whole camera like that. I'm live streaming this on TikTok as
well, because that's to see the studio's the what's the freaking at ninety freak?
There you go. That's an engagement. So here's one that you might
hear on your downbeat, singing Christmas tree topper that you can get at many
stores across the Metropoltan give an example today, here's Kevin no gifts. Because
we're focusing on the mortgage. Blame it on the supply change shortage. No
gifts. Yeah, makes a lot of sense. R fantastic. I'm a
feeling that financial problems are going to be a recurring theme. Yeah, that
might be super correcting. This also might be a good opportunity to remind you
that maybe you know, your kids don't have to listen to every segment,
right, Oh my god, let's walk walk. Kids don't have to listen
every segment. And if you have a friend, a great friend that's a
pastor, he doesn't have to listen to every segment either. And just know
that despite what people say, sometimes some people are still good people. Anyway,
I don't know. Here's a here's another song from the downbeat Singing Tree
topper. This one sounds pretty. The artist did a nice job with this.
Santa Claus is real. Santa Claus is real. Santa Claus is real,
but there is no God Jesus. Merry Christmas everyone. This is something
one of the many that you could find at many stores we felt. Obviously
the racetrack was the gas station that we got into this year. Got a
good deal done with Hobby Lobby Mardell. God, thank you Mardell for stepping
up. Didn't that well, thanks for dropping on board, Mardell. Uh
noted Christian store Michaels also got on board, So yeah, that's we also
didn't test, you know, test that out, So tell them exactly what
was gonna be. Yeah, they're rethinking that in cap display right now.
They just got it set up. But here's one that's a little more cheery.
Okay, then you go. I think you'll imagine yourself running down snowy
hills. This one's called Open your Gifts, Open your gifts. It's time
to play with your toys. Open your gifts. It's time to play with
these games. Open your gifts. It's time to play with your toys.
Open your gifts. It's time to play with your things. I forgot the
batteries. Crap, fantastic, fantastic. I think it's relatable too. Yeah,
which is fantastic about that one? I love it. Screw the order.
Sorry, now we're doing well. Let's see. So there you heard
mine and Mike's voice on one of them, and we went and had my
voice. It's your voice. Yeah, but we like you heard that,
so like us. I don't know. There's a good mixture of stuff.
The holidays mean a lot of things. They symbolize a lot of different things.
Absolutely, and you know one thing that people like to do is during
the holidays, you got family in town you want to get and then everybody
together in the living room around the tree and maybe dance. Oh yeah,
well, here's a bit dance. There's a song from the Downbeat Christmas Tree
Topper about a brand new dance. There's a brand new dance and it's taking
over the world. It's called the Funky Santa. So let song give it
a world. It happens late at night when the kids are in bed.
Santa arrives in its pimped out slid. Dad is passed out, but Mommy
is awake. That's when Santa reveals his snake. It. Santa and Mommy
smoke a big fat bowl and Mommy hops up on his big northfold. Mommy
and the fat man doing the Funky Santa. Come on, everybody, let's
all do the Funky Scienti everybody, Mommy and the fat man doing the Bunkus
Santa. Come on, everybody, let's all do the Fucus Center. It's
just for the moms. Why am I shaking? It's you're gonna get all
these songs like you don't know if the Tree Topper, the Censor is gonna
give you the Funky Santa or one of the other songs. So I think
it's a I think it's some w Jesus. That's all do the fuck is
that? Boy? That's gonna be in your head all Christmas season too?
You know, you think about these iconic Christmas songs. You've add the funky
Santa this holiday season. This was a quickie mm hmmm and gzs not this.
It smells like cat pass in my train. Yea for those of you
that have indoor pets, you might, who might? Yeah, so you
know something to think about there. That's my favorite one caught by and you're
an idiot. Now this one's a like three seconds long. That's kind of
pretty. Now there's a bit of a trade off and uh it for this
one. This one's called a holiday emergency just in case. Hey, if
you are interreck and it's not your fault, two and four all three is
the number you need to know. Call franky first, a holiday emergency,
try negligens. It's that time of gear to spread that holiday year. Will
drink a bunch of beer, then the whole family will get out of here.
But someone just went to the bathroom. They've been there for a while.
I'm detecting a pungent odor and I didn't replace the plunger this time.
So Benjamin Franklin pluming, can you come in save the day? You're the
puncherble plumber. I'm sorry that I called you on a holiday. And the
water starts to rise and it keeps off flowing in the family's inside because the
wind is flowing in a line stuffs to form in the hall. Then I'm
regretting that I even hosted Christmas at all. But then the doorbell rings and
it's plumbing king. He's a starter, not second stream. So now everybody
can see, hey, hey, what do you say right on time?
Let's see us say hey, hey, what are your say right on time?
Let's see us say hey, hey, what do you say right on
time? Let's see you not say hey, hey, what do you say?
Right on time? Le qristy and us say Jimmy bag pumping. Can
you come and save the day? Yo? There, but you will come.
Sorry then I called you wanna holiday and the water starts to fall in
it keeps on drowning, and Christmas is safe thanks to the plumber. That
what I heard the commercial on the freak that's the home of the man bricks
and the main green. So bajam a friendly bumb Cahny coment saved you're the
puncture plumber. I'm sorry down I called you Aliday. Wow. Yeah,
because there's that one that you can have. That's a good one. Surprised
the tree Top has enough bandwidth two and that the entire tune the length of
the song like that, because the other one was about three seconds and then
that one was a far longer, but damn catchy. Oh. We'd also
also like to thank some of our We don't want to mention all the sponsors
that kicked in some some money, you know, for us to pull off
the the downbeat Singing Tree Topper. But just just a quick thank you to
Benjamin Franklin Plumbing, Yes, the punctual plumber, as Christina said, many
punctual plumber. Indeed, again this is that's Christina say. Yeah, it's
time to remind you that not everyone has to listen to this whole segment or
all these songs. This one I don't think really came together like the artist
wanted it to. But the artist agreed to do three songs. So here's
another entry from the Singing Tree Top. My darling, give me some heads
up. If san Claus is here. Oh, Mom, she's definitely cheating.
She peeked a present. Sans is here. Santa is hung up in
the chimney because it's big bag of fun. Little brother in the bathroom cranking
out a homemade card because Santa is here. Danny's at rest, stop getting
drilled for information to help bo weary traveler trying to get back home for Christmas.
Because Santa is here. Wow, it's beautiful. It's really pretty.
It's gorgeous, really pretty. A ride too, keeps you on your toes,
keeps you I like about that one. Yeah, hell hip hop,
there's a modern Christmas tale modern. We've heard all the old ones. How
about a modern Christmas tie here and there. I've been saying we got room
for a new modern Christmas jams. This one, there's a port of Christmas.
I admit I don't fully understand. So I'm glad I could incorporate this
into this year's downbeat singing Christmas treetopper. Uh. This one's called What's the
deal with Elves? M hm verty easy for everyone to sing along. I
hope if you haven't mad rate Christmas, I hope you have a man rid
Christmas. I hope you have a man rick Christmas. I hope you have
a man read Christmas. I hope you have a madak Christmas. I hope
you have a man read Christmas. I hope you have a mad read Christmas.
I hope you have a man read Christmas. I hope you have a
mad read Christmas. I hope you have a madak Christmas. I hope you
have a merry Christmas. I hope you have him merry Christmas. What start
with? Have you fin about that? What start with? And Santa shot
bird? It's slavery. I hope you have a every Christmas. I hope
you have a every Christmas. I hope you have am every Christmas. I
hope you have a mevery Christmas. I hope you have a merry Christmas.
I hope you have a every Christmas. I hope you have a memory Christmas.
I hope you have a merry Christmas. I hope you have a merry
christ I hope you have. I hope you have Christmas. I hope you
have record but really nice one. So there's one that you can find a
really nice Oh my god, again, all this stores, all the small
stores. Look, we all know that Christmas time can be stressful for a
lot of people, and hopefully that the the Yule Tide, cheer and family
can lift you out of those doldrums. Absolutely, but it doesn't always work.
The songs about that. Okay, it's been a difficult year. I
made some questionable financial decisions. I should have never invested in the Ponzi scheme.
I spent the kids college vund on a lot of Chris dream And now
as I watch my bathwater turned deep bread, I won't be home for Christmas.
I won't be around this Christmas becauzombad oh my, And you can find
that at any of your local stores. But it's so pretty, Okay,
it was actually gorgeous, beautiful, beautiful, weirdly weirdly Jesus wow, someone
named to much or just followed us on TikTok Okay, I guess you got
one more and then probably should be done with it. Let's get a big
shout out the old toad muncher this. It's called you better believe, You
better believe. You better believe in Jesus less you're Jewish, and then you
don't. You better believe. You better believe in Santa unless you're Jewish.
Then of course you don't you better believe. You better believe in Christmas less
you're Jewish, and then you don't you better believe believe? Oh my god,
really nice, really really nice. That song performed by Weird cold Play.
That'll be on top of your tree as the fireplaces going. Maybe you've
just made some nice hot cocoa. All right, Last one, I think,
right, you better believe. I believe, I believe kevio Uh.
Last one I think is uh. I don't know. This is probably not
even a traditional Christmas song like the root of it, but I think it's
a song you guys will be familiar with. Yeah, more traditional. This
isn't really a holiday sounding song, but I think it's a song you'll be
familiar with. I don't know. This is about kind of the reasons for
the season. Right, It's Jesus' birthday, So how do we celebrate him?
Hey, we buy tons of crap for each other while millions of people
are starving all around the world. So hit it. It's December twenty fifth,
to ring the Christmas bell. It's a big holiday. Some call it
Noel, a big birthday for our Lord and Prince. So fill those cards,
quality time with the family, Chinese plastic stuff under the tree. Capitalism
is really swell. But honestly, we're probably all going the hell, oh
wow, what the hell? How did we get the rights to that music?
Bed? I was trying to do the dance, but I couldn't find
the one. I couldn't find the one. Well, I have a please
Sailor boys from the very Jardian's Christmas, and please go out and buy the
uh downbeat singing tree toppers from all your local gas stations. You need to
move tens of thousands of these things just to break even incredible. Well,
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