WEBVTT 1 00:00:42.039 --> 00:00:46.159 Good evening and welcome to Blurry Photos, your number one source for fake news. 2 00:00:46.560 --> 00:00:50.079 I'm rock hard and I'm up to no good. Top stories tonight, 3 00:00:50.280 --> 00:00:54.439 local village has been terrorized by apparent vampire attacks, causing sales of coconut oil 4 00:00:54.479 --> 00:00:57.920 to spike. One resident is quoted as saying, if the perpetrator thinks we're 5 00:00:57.920 --> 00:01:02.000 going to just take this abuse, he can kiss our Asswang researchers were found 6 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:06.599 guilty in the EVP case today after evidence was found to be sound. New 7 00:01:06.640 --> 00:01:10.480 details emerging in last week's shadow Person break in, leading investigators to believe that 8 00:01:10.519 --> 00:01:14.439 the situation is not so black and white as one's thought. Shocking news from 9 00:01:14.439 --> 00:01:18.599 Tesla Labs today, But first, the latest from Egypt. Archaeologists are in 10 00:01:18.680 --> 00:01:22.920 denial as new laws are forcing them to work in the open sun. When 11 00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:26.120 questioned, as spokesman said, Tut tut tut, it's acca nottin to worry 12 00:01:26.159 --> 00:01:30.239 about. We expect to hear more to Marna and part three of our investigative 13 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:36.400 series Knowing the Unknown. For twenty nine years now, we've known the rules. 14 00:01:36.879 --> 00:01:41.120 Never feed them after midnight and never get them wet. But what do 15 00:01:41.200 --> 00:01:46.599 we really know about gremlins? Shocking new research shows that we might not understand 16 00:01:46.599 --> 00:01:49.439 as much as we thought we did about the care and feeding of gremlins. 17 00:01:49.719 --> 00:01:55.359 Rock that's right, Upton. It turns out scientists have discovered the nineteen eighty 18 00:01:55.359 --> 00:02:01.040 four educational film Gremlins is not an actual documentary about gremlins. But certainly they 19 00:02:01.079 --> 00:02:05.439 had at least a scientific advisor on to make sure that their facts were correct. 20 00:02:05.599 --> 00:02:09.120 While he has many degrees, Steven Spielberg is not a scientific advisor. 21 00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:21.319 We'll tell you more after the break News Hard Hitting investigated reported bomb bomb bomb 22 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:24.159 bomb. We have the best graphics in the business. Oh my, you 23 00:02:24.199 --> 00:02:28.960 don't even know. If only this were a visual podcast. Oh god, 24 00:02:29.240 --> 00:02:31.240 your your pants would be off right now. They probably are off. You 25 00:02:31.240 --> 00:02:35.400 should put your pants back on. If you're listening to this on the train, 26 00:02:35.879 --> 00:02:40.280 it might already be too late. Eh. Hey, everybody, I'm 27 00:02:40.319 --> 00:02:45.240 David Flora, I'm David Stacko and this is blurry photos, so blurry, 28 00:02:45.520 --> 00:02:47.639 so photo. Hope everybody's doing okay. We've got a good show for you. 29 00:02:47.719 --> 00:02:51.560 We've got a great show for you, and we're back in the saddle. 30 00:02:51.719 --> 00:02:55.360 Yeah, the saddle is being on right now. And god, I 31 00:02:55.520 --> 00:03:02.080 just made a bet off on y. You did it wonderful. Uh and 32 00:03:02.960 --> 00:03:09.439 oh we're delivering to you a good, rich, frothy, cryptozoological goodness. 33 00:03:09.560 --> 00:03:12.639 I want to step in and help you, but I don't know where you're 34 00:03:12.680 --> 00:03:17.319 going. It is rich and frothy. We've made you crypto latte. Yeah, 35 00:03:17.360 --> 00:03:20.520 I hope you like it. I made I made a little face in 36 00:03:20.599 --> 00:03:25.360 there with the phone. Ah. But what creatures? It's a gremlin. 37 00:03:25.479 --> 00:03:30.080 It's a gremlin. We're talking about gremlins today, that's right, with just 38 00:03:30.319 --> 00:03:34.120 a hint of goblin. Oh, because they can't you taste it? Yeah, 39 00:03:34.199 --> 00:03:38.919 they're somewhat related. Well, we'll be uh covering that in a little 40 00:03:38.919 --> 00:03:43.599 bit. We're going to go through what gremlins are, how long they've been 41 00:03:43.639 --> 00:03:47.080 around, What are some encounters that maybe some people are around? Uh, 42 00:03:47.120 --> 00:03:52.759 and maybe some explanations will throw out there troubles with gremlins. Yeah, not 43 00:03:53.000 --> 00:03:57.639 all gremlins come from Chinese old men and chops. No, As a matter 44 00:03:57.680 --> 00:04:00.439 of fact, almost none of them do, right, I can only I 45 00:04:00.479 --> 00:04:06.159 can only think of one time that's where they came from. If I had 46 00:04:06.159 --> 00:04:10.120 to put a pin in it, I think just just the one. Yeah, 47 00:04:10.199 --> 00:04:13.319 yeah, except for that new Batch. Oh yeah, well, I 48 00:04:13.319 --> 00:04:15.160 guess they didn't come from him. No, it was just it was just 49 00:04:15.199 --> 00:04:19.439 a continuance of someone who was irresponsible with their pet. Remember that was the 50 00:04:19.519 --> 00:04:23.839 time when when people thought that two movies were enough and if the second one 51 00:04:23.920 --> 00:04:26.759 didn't cut it, yeah, he stopped. No, or they would just 52 00:04:26.879 --> 00:04:30.439 make one movie and that would be a complete story, as opposed to from 53 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:32.399 the get go deciding it has to be three in order to be profitable, 54 00:04:32.560 --> 00:04:36.839 right, or you split the third one up into two. Oh man, 55 00:04:36.879 --> 00:04:42.439 welcome to old man rantings. You know what I don't like the new milk 56 00:04:42.480 --> 00:04:46.079 containers. It's hard to find a cardboard container from my milk. Well, 57 00:04:46.160 --> 00:04:48.800 I got that twist cap on the side. It's wasting these movies can do. 58 00:04:48.879 --> 00:04:58.600 It's get off in the lawn kids, A bunch of youths, cranky 59 00:04:58.639 --> 00:05:03.279 old man gremlins. A listener suggested, I believe yeah, this one from 60 00:05:03.319 --> 00:05:09.399 our our listener list o list ours. I went there too, and then 61 00:05:09.399 --> 00:05:13.720 I just stopped myself. I couldn't. So let's talk about some grimlins for 62 00:05:13.839 --> 00:05:18.120 you. I think I'd go so far to say that that gremlins are pretty 63 00:05:18.160 --> 00:05:25.160 misunderstood and people are misinformed because of the pop culture about them. Yeah, 64 00:05:25.199 --> 00:05:30.480 that's right. The media. Sure, you see people who let him in. 65 00:05:30.839 --> 00:05:32.360 You got the liberal media in there. They're gonna they're gonna spend you 66 00:05:32.439 --> 00:05:35.279 around. They're gonna tell you if they just want to let all the gremlins 67 00:05:35.279 --> 00:05:39.519 in, give them jobs, give them homes, give them some sort of 68 00:05:39.959 --> 00:05:43.399 amnesty. It's just a free for all for Krypton's to come in and take 69 00:05:43.480 --> 00:05:46.360 jobs from hard work and people who want those jobs, who need those jobs. 70 00:05:46.199 --> 00:05:49.680 Every time you do this, I can't decide whether it's Rush Limbaugh or 71 00:05:49.720 --> 00:05:58.240 Alex Jones from Info Wars. You are correct, all right, let's get 72 00:05:58.279 --> 00:06:01.680 into let's get into some grim goodness. Yeah, let's just feed this podcast 73 00:06:01.720 --> 00:06:04.160 after midnight and see what happens. Yeah, let's do that. Let's see 74 00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:13.199 what it pops out here. Little pods of casts gremlins humanoid stand between six 75 00:06:13.199 --> 00:06:19.000 and eighteen inches tall, as described by witnesses and also described as being blue 76 00:06:19.279 --> 00:06:26.759 or green in color, usually described as having long, pointy ears, and 77 00:06:26.879 --> 00:06:31.519 it's also been said they wear green trousers, a red jacket, spats, 78 00:06:31.800 --> 00:06:38.920 and sometimes a top hat. What elegant little bastards. Yeah, I don't 79 00:06:38.920 --> 00:06:43.040 know that that many descriptions include that, but there have been enough to have 80 00:06:43.240 --> 00:06:47.040 that information somewhere. They are reported to have large feet, possibly with some 81 00:06:47.120 --> 00:06:53.199 kind of section grips on them, and we'll get to why later. And 82 00:06:53.279 --> 00:07:00.079 apparently there are grimlins of the air and marine grimlins, and the marine variety 83 00:07:00.319 --> 00:07:04.600 are said to have Webb defeat and fins makes sense. They're said to live 84 00:07:04.680 --> 00:07:12.920 in underground burrows at airfields and even that they drink petrol. What little debts 85 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:18.720 does nothing they do just can't they even just accidentally be noninvasive? I don't 86 00:07:18.759 --> 00:07:23.720 think so. I'm sorry, I'm just really mad about gremlins. Are you 87 00:07:24.040 --> 00:07:30.879 already so furious? They're like little woody woodpeckers. They just they just they 88 00:07:30.920 --> 00:07:32.920 just get in your life and they with your picnic. All you wanted to 89 00:07:32.959 --> 00:07:35.879 do was have a picnic, but no woody woodpecker thinks it's funny if you 90 00:07:35.920 --> 00:07:45.279 don't. Yeah, they drink up all your gasoline. And they're like they're 91 00:07:45.360 --> 00:07:50.000 very technologically sophisticated, and they completely understand the most complicated of equipment, but 92 00:07:50.120 --> 00:07:55.439 it's like a reverse understanding. It's like it's it's the same way a person 93 00:07:55.560 --> 00:08:01.120 can really study a disease because their whole point is to destroy it. Yeah, 94 00:08:01.199 --> 00:08:03.639 yeah, I guess you have to know what you're doing in order to 95 00:08:03.040 --> 00:08:07.439 mess it up effectively destroy it. That's what they told me in music theory 96 00:08:07.439 --> 00:08:11.600 classes. Anyone's right, you need to learn these chords before you can get 97 00:08:11.600 --> 00:08:16.040 out there and do your grunging. Your little bastards. Now, they are 98 00:08:16.079 --> 00:08:22.000 a type of faith folk or fairies. Now, while their origins are not 99 00:08:22.120 --> 00:08:28.519 well known, they could be derivations of goblins or more likely what are called 100 00:08:28.639 --> 00:08:35.600 broonies spelled brownies, which I think probably ninety percent of whoever talks about them 101 00:08:35.679 --> 00:08:39.159 calls them brownies. But yeah, I saw that the pronunciation should be broney, 102 00:08:39.279 --> 00:08:43.519 probably because it's usually said by a Scotsman. That's what I was doing. 103 00:08:43.559 --> 00:08:48.000 Gun Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, Angus, Did you mean brownies? 104 00:08:48.120 --> 00:08:56.879 That's what I said. You have to pissing me. Where does that 105 00:08:56.120 --> 00:09:05.399 niclethe I kind of even smell it. So let's let's break down here a 106 00:09:05.440 --> 00:09:09.840 little bit. Uh, just a quick crash course on goblins and a good 107 00:09:09.879 --> 00:09:15.960 pun crash coursings on goblins. I mean goblins. It's not a pun. 108 00:09:16.159 --> 00:09:26.159 Gremlins would have been a pun, sort of get your fast what's identity? 109 00:09:26.159 --> 00:09:28.559 I was like, this is excessible, this is this is weirder than I 110 00:09:28.600 --> 00:09:33.799 should be right now. So a goblin. The name goes back to the 111 00:09:33.879 --> 00:09:39.480 Greek cobel oi, which means evil spirit. Cobel Oi you might if if 112 00:09:39.519 --> 00:09:45.200 you follow in some of our realms that we delve into with our body parts. 113 00:09:45.440 --> 00:09:48.960 Uh cobald, Yeah, is a popular enemy in such things as D 114 00:09:50.039 --> 00:09:52.840 and D warcraft all that's all that sort of stuff. They don't want you 115 00:09:52.879 --> 00:09:58.799 to take candle, but I go, takey candle the world the warcraft. 116 00:09:58.799 --> 00:10:01.240 They all scream that, sure, sure, you know, takey candle. 117 00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:07.240 But uh, coboloid then morphed somehow into goblin, as I guess as it 118 00:10:07.279 --> 00:10:09.320 crossed the continent. We see people. It's a failure of the schools. 119 00:10:13.120 --> 00:10:18.080 And the goblins were said to be small, about three feet tall, and 120 00:10:18.159 --> 00:10:24.240 they were grotesque humanoids, primarily evil and malicious. There's never been a good 121 00:10:24.240 --> 00:10:28.080 goblin, has there? I don't. I don't think there has, unless 122 00:10:28.120 --> 00:10:33.639 there's you know, a special thing in some fantasy book somewhere that's like, 123 00:10:33.679 --> 00:10:37.159 oh the good goblin, And yeah, I've never heard of it. You 124 00:10:37.159 --> 00:10:41.600 know what if you have let us know, correct our ignorance. But primarily 125 00:10:41.639 --> 00:10:46.879 they're they're bad little critters. Yeah, goblins, now brunis. I can't 126 00:10:46.919 --> 00:10:50.960 see it like that unless I do that. Yeah, sorry, these are 127 00:10:50.039 --> 00:10:54.799 our little house spirits. Also around three feet tall. They're humanoids that we 128 00:10:54.879 --> 00:11:01.159 are all brown, which doesn't help the case for calling them Brunei's. And 129 00:11:01.159 --> 00:11:05.799 they're very responsible in tending to house chores and duties as long as you are 130 00:11:05.799 --> 00:11:11.559 respectful of them and reward them with something like a glass of milk, a 131 00:11:11.600 --> 00:11:16.720 bowl of cream. I can with a dairy run into this before those guys. 132 00:11:16.159 --> 00:11:24.240 Those guys are lacto addicted. Bruneis can turn into bog Arts, who 133 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:28.480 are mischievous and difficult spirits. These start starting to sound like pokemons that like 134 00:11:28.559 --> 00:11:33.879 evolve. Yeah, the final form is a bog art. Bog Arts I 135 00:11:33.879 --> 00:11:39.799 think are in Harry Potter yep. And that's where JK. Rowland got this. 136 00:11:39.159 --> 00:11:43.159 You know, she got a lot of stuff from the lore of the 137 00:11:43.240 --> 00:11:46.519 Aisles there. But bog arts. Think of a bog art sort of along 138 00:11:46.639 --> 00:11:52.039 the same lines as you would think of a poldergeist. Yeah, mischievous spirit 139 00:11:52.320 --> 00:11:56.120 just doing nothing but ucking with your ship. Yeah, and they're they're very 140 00:11:56.120 --> 00:12:00.279 difficult to get rid of if you've got one. So if you piss off 141 00:12:00.320 --> 00:12:05.159 a brooney, it can turn into a bog art and it will just be 142 00:12:05.240 --> 00:12:09.879 a complete nuisance to your life for a long time. For the cup, 143 00:12:09.000 --> 00:12:13.519 for the cost of a cup of cream, you can you can take better 144 00:12:13.559 --> 00:12:16.639 care of your bruney's. They're helping you. Don't don't you know, don't 145 00:12:16.679 --> 00:12:20.759 make them turn on you. They will do your chores and stuff, you 146 00:12:20.799 --> 00:12:24.519 know, anything you don't get to during the day. And they're they're pretty 147 00:12:24.559 --> 00:12:30.879 shy, although they apparently do get attached to humans in the household. Ye. 148 00:12:31.200 --> 00:12:33.759 But yeah, if you are are have bad manners, or or are 149 00:12:33.840 --> 00:12:37.399 lying or cheating some way or another, or if you don't give them their 150 00:12:37.440 --> 00:12:41.879 reward, yeah, they'll they'll turn it on you. Now, gremlins back 151 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:48.039 back to now that we've laid some foundation. Gremlins may be a type of 152 00:12:48.080 --> 00:12:52.360 bog art associated with tools and machinery, you know, you know. My 153 00:12:52.440 --> 00:12:56.879 theory is that they were just lying quietly because we used to have flying machines 154 00:12:58.080 --> 00:13:01.559 thousands of years ago, and they used to love to tear those apart. 155 00:13:01.600 --> 00:13:03.840 And then we don't have them anymore. So they just like, well, 156 00:13:03.879 --> 00:13:09.120 we'll just take one of our quaint fairy faye folk thousand year naps. What 157 00:13:09.159 --> 00:13:18.799 are you doing? Laura just started miming, brushing out a huge amount of 158 00:13:18.840 --> 00:13:24.159 idiot hair and then okay, I didn't know, Well played you set the 159 00:13:24.200 --> 00:13:30.000 hook. Well you were really efficient in the ancient aliens there. So yeah, 160 00:13:30.039 --> 00:13:35.000 so they the gremlins as we understand them, are remarkably new to the 161 00:13:35.000 --> 00:13:39.240 scene. Yeah yeah, I mean in the form that we kind of know 162 00:13:39.320 --> 00:13:45.679 them as today. Now. Gremlins are nothing if not mischievous. They primarily 163 00:13:45.759 --> 00:13:52.000 cause minor annoyances and occasionally serious trouble with aircraft. Yep. Mostly they'll sabotage 164 00:13:52.000 --> 00:13:56.639 planes to keep them grounded, or they'll fiddle with parts of the plane in 165 00:13:56.679 --> 00:14:05.120 the air, or maybe even cause hallucinations of the crew, like maybe making 166 00:14:05.159 --> 00:14:09.159 the ground just suddenly appear in front of the plane through a cloud, right 167 00:14:09.240 --> 00:14:16.200 and there's the girl side, or or maybe even rearranging the stars so that 168 00:14:16.240 --> 00:14:20.399 they get off course, or they you know, things don't look as familiar. 169 00:14:20.600 --> 00:14:22.720 They're they're justsard. Yeah, they're a little bastards like that. The 170 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:30.639 things they do, it's not necessarily fatal mischief. Right, Mostly it's inexplicable 171 00:14:30.720 --> 00:14:35.519 mechanical problems and accidents of that nature. Now, they have to get on 172 00:14:35.559 --> 00:14:39.519 the plane when it's on the ground and get off the plane. You know, 173 00:14:39.519 --> 00:14:41.000 when it's on the ground. It's it's not like they just kind of 174 00:14:41.000 --> 00:14:46.720 appear and disappear. So they're not going to do something that that necessarily puts 175 00:14:46.840 --> 00:14:50.399 them in harm's way, right either, you know they're not going to don't 176 00:14:50.679 --> 00:14:54.440 they're not magical and that they can fly magical in that they are fairy folk, 177 00:14:54.840 --> 00:14:58.919 right, and you know, they'll chew through wires, they'll they'll unscrew 178 00:14:58.799 --> 00:15:05.320 now and bolts. They'll really really mess with people. But usually if it 179 00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:07.720 becomes too much, it's a joke to them. So if if the joke 180 00:15:07.759 --> 00:15:11.240 goes too far, it's been said that you can maybe reason with them and 181 00:15:11.320 --> 00:15:15.200 be like listen, as long as you're calm about it, and you're like 182 00:15:15.320 --> 00:15:18.159 listen, uh, we're gonna die, yea, So maybe you want to 183 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:22.440 kind of, you know, stop what you're doing and fix some of it. 184 00:15:22.639 --> 00:15:26.279 Fighting the arming pins on the ordinance not fun. Yeah, and we 185 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:31.039 got about ten seconds to fix that, so can we can we have some 186 00:15:31.120 --> 00:15:35.879 help, although it's It's also been said that they could jump off of planes, 187 00:15:35.679 --> 00:15:39.440 and the and the gremlins themselves will do nose dives to the ground. 188 00:15:39.840 --> 00:15:45.600 Their feet would spread to slow their fall like little mini parachutes because they're so 189 00:15:45.639 --> 00:15:50.639 big, I guess, and their top hats would absorb the impact like a 190 00:15:50.639 --> 00:15:56.320 little torpedoes. They're almost like little springhill jacks. They really are. They 191 00:15:56.360 --> 00:16:02.399 are. They're they're little Irish bastards. They're not Irish. Now. The 192 00:16:02.679 --> 00:16:07.320 interesting thing is that so they really gained notoriety there. There's mentions of them 193 00:16:07.320 --> 00:16:11.799 in World War One with the with the very first the advent of aircraft, 194 00:16:11.840 --> 00:16:15.000 and then in World War Two is when they really gained a lot of popularity 195 00:16:15.000 --> 00:16:19.080 as far as being a Fai folk. Something that was discussed and is a 196 00:16:19.240 --> 00:16:26.320 means of given how quickly aircraft were produced, how many people who had no 197 00:16:26.360 --> 00:16:30.279 experience were suddenly flying aircraft or working on aircraft. Right, there were so 198 00:16:30.320 --> 00:16:33.000 many things happening suddenly, and there was so many aircraft in the air and 199 00:16:33.039 --> 00:16:37.039 so many people's lives depending on that that yeah, you're gonna get a lot 200 00:16:37.080 --> 00:16:42.039 of unexplained problems. Sure, and this was a way of expressing that. 201 00:16:42.120 --> 00:16:45.399 Yeah, it's it's a passing of blame, right there, skate goats. 202 00:16:45.440 --> 00:16:52.039 So the popular etymology of the name gremlins is that it comes from the Old 203 00:16:52.159 --> 00:16:57.679 English term grimmion, which meant to vex So that makes sense. Yeah, 204 00:16:57.879 --> 00:17:02.720 although they are vexed full. Yeah, it's it's not, you know, 205 00:17:02.840 --> 00:17:08.279 completely certain that that's where it came from. But uh, it works. 206 00:17:08.400 --> 00:17:15.319 Right. There's the thought that gremlin's appeared in folklore much like the shoemaker elves. 207 00:17:15.400 --> 00:17:21.000 You remember these things, you heard these things? Uh, they you 208 00:17:21.039 --> 00:17:26.160 know, the little cobblers. They would help the shoemaker out and and uh, 209 00:17:26.200 --> 00:17:30.039 they're almost like brownies in and of themselves. Just say brownies, I 210 00:17:30.119 --> 00:17:36.000 know, right. They could have been the craftsman and inventors of the past. 211 00:17:36.599 --> 00:17:38.559 And I even saw something that says maybe even they helped you know, 212 00:17:38.920 --> 00:17:47.200 the famous Benjamin Franklin with his lightning experiments. Oh but at some point recognition 213 00:17:47.240 --> 00:17:52.799 of their contributions waned, and they became disillusioned and turned against man and decided 214 00:17:52.839 --> 00:17:57.400 to be mischievous instead of helpful. Wow, so it's our fault. Awesome. 215 00:17:59.119 --> 00:18:03.400 Let me tell you something. Gremlins the only person whose behavior you're responsible 216 00:18:03.440 --> 00:18:07.839 for is your own, so just know that you can't blame other people for 217 00:18:07.880 --> 00:18:11.359 your actions. By the way, Gremlins, Um, anything Dave says or 218 00:18:11.400 --> 00:18:15.200 anything that comes out of his mouth is subject to his apartment, but not 219 00:18:15.240 --> 00:18:19.519 the equipment that you were using, because it's mine. I love you. 220 00:18:19.519 --> 00:18:23.359 You'll have your cream if you want it, and as long as we get 221 00:18:23.359 --> 00:18:26.039 this episode out of it. Oh you know, that's that's. I mean, 222 00:18:26.279 --> 00:18:30.119 he can say that all he wants, but we both know that anything 223 00:18:30.119 --> 00:18:33.279 that's said right now is said by blurry photos and its totality in a very 224 00:18:33.359 --> 00:18:38.119 legal binding sense. Gremlins. And I'm calling you out, Gremlins. Can 225 00:18:38.119 --> 00:18:45.440 you tell Dave that, oh man, this is almost as bad as as 226 00:18:45.480 --> 00:18:49.720 the old Jewish demon. Oh that. I was thinking about that too, 227 00:18:49.799 --> 00:18:52.720 and I was gonna just say it right out loud. Yeah you were going 228 00:18:52.799 --> 00:18:57.519 to, but I'm not. But you can't. Yeah, I'm doing that 229 00:18:57.599 --> 00:19:02.279 out of respect for you. I just I just have one of the feelings, 230 00:19:02.759 --> 00:19:04.839 just name one of the feelings stuff, and people are going to get 231 00:19:04.839 --> 00:19:08.200 start getting pissed off because they're because of you. I want to talk about 232 00:19:08.200 --> 00:19:11.680 it and you don't. Because if we have talked about it. That's the 233 00:19:11.720 --> 00:19:17.720 thing. Go back and listen to our ghost Taxonomy episode. I might even 234 00:19:17.759 --> 00:19:21.720 have something in there in the Superstitions episode. But whatever, man, I 235 00:19:21.720 --> 00:19:22.839 don't want to get too far off topic here, but let's get this, 236 00:19:22.920 --> 00:19:26.160 let's get this tack down as we head into this the autumn of the year. 237 00:19:26.839 --> 00:19:30.960 David Flora, Are we at any point going to do an episode about 238 00:19:30.960 --> 00:19:41.640 the divick Box? Oh? God, I'm not probably not? Ah, 239 00:19:41.799 --> 00:19:45.160 all right, all right, um, look it up, people, go 240 00:19:45.680 --> 00:19:48.799 let's see how many episodes we we do now from now on. Yeah. 241 00:19:48.839 --> 00:19:52.400 Oh, let's see how many people were to say or write any email if 242 00:19:52.400 --> 00:19:56.240 they wanted to hear about it. Oh great, Yeah, I see what 243 00:19:56.319 --> 00:19:59.759 you're doing. Yeah, I'm getting I'm getting the people on my side here. 244 00:20:00.240 --> 00:20:03.599 People. If you want good quality episodes going forward, don't say a 245 00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:11.319 damned thing. If you want a bunch of lost audio, go ahead right 246 00:20:11.400 --> 00:20:12.839 in. Who gives a fuck? All right? If you're wondering why we're 247 00:20:12.920 --> 00:20:18.279 arguing, you could listen to our Superstitions episode. If it's not that, 248 00:20:18.279 --> 00:20:21.680 when it's the ghost text on me, which is right beside, it's just 249 00:20:21.680 --> 00:20:26.079 continuing superstitious at this point. Yeah, you're right, so where were away? 250 00:20:26.079 --> 00:20:30.519 Ship gremlins began to be observed in modern times by aviators like we said. 251 00:20:30.559 --> 00:20:36.799 They were alluded to by the British newspaper The Spectator in World War Two, 252 00:20:37.160 --> 00:20:42.200 which said, quote the old Royal Naval Air Service in nineteen seventeen and 253 00:20:42.359 --> 00:20:48.480 the newly commissioned Royal Air Force in nineteen eighteen. A pair who have detected 254 00:20:48.519 --> 00:20:53.480 the existence of a horde of mysterious and malicious sprites whose sole purpose in life 255 00:20:53.599 --> 00:20:57.839 was to bring about as many years possible of the inexplicable mishaps, which in 256 00:20:57.920 --> 00:21:07.519 those days as no trouble in Ammon's life. Spoke to bother excuse it is 257 00:21:07.559 --> 00:21:14.359 an intentably inconvenient water, we having cables snapped in and difficulty of the arm. 258 00:21:14.440 --> 00:21:19.559 Tim, I wonder if you might remove yourself from our wing. I'm 259 00:21:19.640 --> 00:21:22.920 trying to show the old stiff upper lip. At this point you're becoming quite 260 00:21:23.000 --> 00:21:26.559 zaxing. Man. I have to ask you to cease and desist and to 261 00:21:26.680 --> 00:21:32.039 mechanical attempts in my aircraft. I have to get my man to look at 262 00:21:32.039 --> 00:21:42.599 it when't make it on the ground tea biscuit. So that's what the newspaper 263 00:21:42.640 --> 00:21:48.119 said there. The term also may have origins in the slang of the Royal 264 00:21:48.160 --> 00:21:52.160 Air Force in the twenties and thirties. So the stories have been going around 265 00:21:52.200 --> 00:21:56.519 for a while. They just weren't you know that Nobody thought to write them 266 00:21:56.519 --> 00:22:00.200 down because it's it's it's on the on the job talk. You know. 267 00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:03.640 It's like, yeah, who's gonna he's gonna write that down. It's not 268 00:22:03.720 --> 00:22:06.319 interesting. It's just what you say, and people that you work with know 269 00:22:06.400 --> 00:22:11.240 what you're talking about exactly. Gremlin Lore was first published in the April nineteen 270 00:22:11.319 --> 00:22:15.400 forty two issue of the Royal Air Force Journal, along with a poem which 271 00:22:15.759 --> 00:22:18.039 mister Stecco, I believe you have, Yeah, I do, I do? 272 00:22:18.279 --> 00:22:21.920 Can you reveal? It's what the canadied. It's called the Tale of 273 00:22:21.920 --> 00:22:26.880 the Gremlins. It has a little forward too, and just to skip ahead, 274 00:22:26.119 --> 00:22:32.920 PRU stands for a pretty ruddy unlikely. Oh that's how I'm reading it. 275 00:22:33.000 --> 00:22:41.680 I should do it, like, let's do it. This is the 276 00:22:41.759 --> 00:22:45.960 Tale at the Gremlins. Has told Bo to Pru, the incredible Tale at 277 00:22:45.960 --> 00:22:51.319 the Gremlins. But believe me, you slubs, it's true. Slag off. 278 00:22:51.839 --> 00:22:53.799 When you're seven miles up in avans, and that's a hell of a 279 00:22:53.880 --> 00:22:59.400 lonely spot. And it's fifty degrees below zero, which isn't exactly hot. 280 00:23:00.039 --> 00:23:03.559 When you're frozen blue like your spitfire, and you're scared a mosquito pink, 281 00:23:04.039 --> 00:23:07.920 when you're thousands of miles from nowhere and it's nothing below but the drink, 282 00:23:08.640 --> 00:23:14.559 it's pretty nice. It's then you will see the gremlins, green and gambols 283 00:23:14.680 --> 00:23:19.519 and gold, male and female and nuda gremlin's both young and old. That's 284 00:23:19.640 --> 00:23:25.799 neither here nowdays. It it's no good trying to dodge them. The lessons 285 00:23:25.839 --> 00:23:30.680 you learned on the link will help you try to evade a gremlin though you're 286 00:23:30.680 --> 00:23:34.319 boosting your dive and you think white ones will wiggle your wingtips. The male 287 00:23:34.359 --> 00:23:38.960 ones will muddle your maps, the green ones will guzzle your glycol and females 288 00:23:40.000 --> 00:23:47.279 will flood your flaps or it gets his taste. The pink ones will perch 289 00:23:47.359 --> 00:23:52.880 on your perspects and dance purouets on your prop as a spherical middle aged gremlin 290 00:23:52.200 --> 00:23:59.240 who spin on your stick like a top. They'll freeze up your camera shutters. 291 00:23:59.359 --> 00:24:02.839 They'll bite your a leron wires. Now bend in now, break in 292 00:24:02.920 --> 00:24:07.480 now, batter and now and set toasting folks in your tires. That is 293 00:24:07.480 --> 00:24:11.799 the tailor the Gremlins as Tolbot the pru pretty Rodyo. Unlikely to many, 294 00:24:12.039 --> 00:24:21.359 but in fact nonetheless to the few to right right, what's all this? 295 00:24:21.599 --> 00:24:26.599 And I boy, Yeah, that's pretty awesome. That's great, that's a 296 00:24:26.000 --> 00:24:32.240 that's a really fun poem there, Yeah, really really fun and apparently Yeah, 297 00:24:32.319 --> 00:24:37.759 that was one of the first print references to to Gremlins that we have 298 00:24:37.039 --> 00:24:41.000 that we know about anyway, Yeah, and it was. It was really 299 00:24:41.039 --> 00:24:45.079 an RF thing. Yeah, they're considered fairies, like we said, but 300 00:24:45.319 --> 00:24:49.720 they're they're still able to work with metals like iron. Iron and fairies don't 301 00:24:49.720 --> 00:24:55.559 mix, never have. I think we mentioned that on our Irish Legends podcast 302 00:24:55.640 --> 00:24:59.799 probably, but if we didn't, Yeah, iron fairies, no go, 303 00:25:00.799 --> 00:25:06.359 but these guys can. So After World War Two the reports of them died 304 00:25:06.359 --> 00:25:11.480 out. That makes sense. The military brass started strongly discouraging talk of Grimlin's 305 00:25:11.680 --> 00:25:17.319 or the Grimlin Effect, and of course that made them drop off even more, 306 00:25:18.279 --> 00:25:22.920 and today the term is applied to more malicious creatures due to pop culture 307 00:25:22.440 --> 00:25:30.200 and other sources. Although before we got the wonderful m Spielberg produced classic now 308 00:25:30.480 --> 00:25:33.160 the classic, Yeah, I think. I think the thing that really kept 309 00:25:33.200 --> 00:25:40.319 it especially alive in the American kind of nomenclature was the Twilight Zone episode Oh 310 00:25:40.400 --> 00:25:42.960 my gosh, yeah, Terror at twenty thousand feet and that was terrifying and 311 00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:48.720 it was it was one of the one of their most popular episodes. I 312 00:25:48.720 --> 00:25:52.240 mean, it featured the greatest actor will know in our life. And I 313 00:25:52.279 --> 00:25:59.400 am not saying that sarcastically whatsoever, one mister William Shatner. This someone of 314 00:25:59.440 --> 00:26:04.480 the wings um thing on the way of the plane. I I just love 315 00:26:04.559 --> 00:26:08.599 that episode. I love the Twilight Zone in general. It's such a great 316 00:26:08.640 --> 00:26:12.160 show. Um. And a fun fact about the Twilight Zone is the reason 317 00:26:12.240 --> 00:26:18.240 why it has this all the actors have that same Chattnarian vibe to them is 318 00:26:18.319 --> 00:26:25.039 when they were when they were filming this show in Hollywood, it was it 319 00:26:25.079 --> 00:26:26.079 was a low budget thing. It was hard to sell them like, no, 320 00:26:26.200 --> 00:26:29.519 these are tales of the bizarre, and think about the time area that 321 00:26:29.519 --> 00:26:33.519 the show came out. That was a tough sell and so they couldn't get 322 00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:37.559 a list or B list actors. They would just go around to smaller theaters 323 00:26:37.680 --> 00:26:42.039 and just get these kind of local theater actors to do it. And so 324 00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:45.160 for them this was like their their big moment, this was their break. 325 00:26:45.559 --> 00:26:52.160 And so that's why everything is stop talking, debate. I can't take it. 326 00:26:52.359 --> 00:26:56.599 Everything is like, so, come on, Johnny, this is your 327 00:26:56.640 --> 00:27:00.359 moment. Why aren't you taking Johnny, Johnny, listen to me. It's 328 00:27:00.400 --> 00:27:06.079 it's it's just like it's such an accidental but really consistent style of acting that 329 00:27:06.119 --> 00:27:11.839 I really enjoy. Yeah. No, I can't read without my classes exactly. 330 00:27:14.000 --> 00:27:17.480 So that's a little love letter to Twilight Zone. But that was a 331 00:27:17.559 --> 00:27:21.759 hugely popular episode and it's something that everyone iconic. Yeah, and that that 332 00:27:21.759 --> 00:27:26.079 that show functionally has never gone off the air. No, so everyone sees 333 00:27:26.079 --> 00:27:30.200 that everyone is aware of of of Gremlin's from that and the parodies that have 334 00:27:30.119 --> 00:27:34.079 resulted from that, even though just one episode. Yeah, there's a great 335 00:27:34.079 --> 00:27:37.680 Simpsons one on the bus, Yeah, the tarre at six and a half 336 00:27:37.680 --> 00:27:41.480 feet or something. Yeah, yeah, Treehouse of Horror episode. Uh, 337 00:27:41.599 --> 00:27:47.559 now see this time. Uh this is again super big deal in the RAF 338 00:27:47.880 --> 00:27:52.720 during the war. Uh. And an RAF pilot crashed in Libya by the 339 00:27:52.799 --> 00:27:56.759 name of Rold Dahl ever heard of him. You know. Again, he 340 00:27:56.839 --> 00:28:03.200 was like ruddy greml. But they sony things off my plane. But he 341 00:28:03.599 --> 00:28:07.799 he turned. He tried to make some lemonade out of that. So he 342 00:28:07.839 --> 00:28:12.240 wrote a story and in which male gremlins were called gremlins and females were called 343 00:28:12.279 --> 00:28:17.960 fifinella's and child gremlins were called widgets. And he wrote a story about a 344 00:28:18.000 --> 00:28:22.039 family of gremlins, and he showed it to one of his commanding officers who 345 00:28:22.039 --> 00:28:26.519 thought it was interesting. And one way or another it makes its way to 346 00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:30.119 Walt Disney, who buys the rights to it. It's just just like everything 347 00:28:30.119 --> 00:28:33.440 else does, right, So he uh, they were The plan was they 348 00:28:33.440 --> 00:28:37.799 were going to make a feature length of movie out of this um. So 349 00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:41.000 they worked on it. They worked on it. The problem is they couldn't 350 00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:47.200 find a way to make creatures who crashed airplanes lovable. That was a problem 351 00:28:47.240 --> 00:28:48.920 for them. I don't know why. Yeah, And then they were going 352 00:28:48.960 --> 00:28:52.920 to make an animated short. There was a book that was published under the 353 00:28:52.960 --> 00:29:00.519 Disney imprint about the the Gremlins, And during the war, Disney even had 354 00:29:00.599 --> 00:29:06.279 some of his artists to make a nose art for bombers that that featured Fief 355 00:29:06.359 --> 00:29:08.680 and Ella. So then it was it got scaled back to just a short, 356 00:29:08.720 --> 00:29:11.720 and then they were like, we just can't we just can't do It's 357 00:29:11.720 --> 00:29:15.559 not gonna happen. But the book was popular. Um, it was a 358 00:29:15.559 --> 00:29:19.000 again it kind of forwarded this idea of the Gremlins. Warner Brothers. Um. 359 00:29:19.039 --> 00:29:22.279 I don't know if it was a tex Avery or not, but Warner 360 00:29:22.279 --> 00:29:27.119 Brothers did create a Gremlin cartoon. It was an animated short and it was 361 00:29:27.200 --> 00:29:32.200 Bugs Bunny versus the Gremlin, and the Gremlin whooped Bugs Bunny's ass up and 362 00:29:32.240 --> 00:29:36.000 down an airplane. Yea, it was called Falling Hair. Yeah, it 363 00:29:36.039 --> 00:29:41.839 was the name of it. You came Aster Bunny. That was the best 364 00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:45.720 part. It was like the weirdest little nerd that could not be defeated. 365 00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:48.319 Yeah. Yeah, it's worth googling. Can do it. Yeah, it's 366 00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:52.960 on YouTube. You can find a ton of of that cartoon. It's like 367 00:29:52.000 --> 00:29:56.519 eight minutes long, pretty silly man. Bugs Bunny gets real pissed by this 368 00:29:56.680 --> 00:30:00.880 Grimlin. Yeah. I'll say this. Everybody likes Bugs Bunny, but it's 369 00:30:00.920 --> 00:30:03.519 kind of nice to see them get his ass kicked from Yeah. Yeah, 370 00:30:03.559 --> 00:30:07.680 it's just Gremlins. They're just one step ahead of you. Yeah, you 371 00:30:07.720 --> 00:30:11.839 can't beat them. They're little fairies. There. There was also I did 372 00:30:11.839 --> 00:30:15.839 see one thing that said maybe they have a touch of psychic power in that 373 00:30:15.880 --> 00:30:18.200 sense, knowing what the pilots are going to do before they do it, 374 00:30:18.279 --> 00:30:21.880 so that they can up with their ship. Yeah, so they can more 375 00:30:21.920 --> 00:30:25.920 accurately make them miserable. Right, you know, you gotta be good at 376 00:30:25.960 --> 00:30:29.279 what you do people. Sure, so, so that's that's your gremlin for 377 00:30:29.319 --> 00:30:33.839 you, and then you get too obviously, I think everybody knows the well, 378 00:30:33.880 --> 00:30:37.519 I think most everybody knows. You know, the eighties movie Gremlins, 379 00:30:37.720 --> 00:30:42.480 Oh yeah, and uh and the spinoff, Cereal Gremlins Cereal and the and 380 00:30:42.559 --> 00:30:49.119 the everything merchandise. Oh yeah, that was a that was a ridiculously merchandized 381 00:30:49.200 --> 00:30:53.000 movie. Yeah, that was Gremlin's everything for a while. Of course, 382 00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:56.759 there's there's Gremlins that that show up in pop culture and all kinds of different 383 00:30:56.759 --> 00:31:03.920 things these days, including like we said, Harry Potter, yep, they're 384 00:31:03.960 --> 00:31:07.200 in there World of Warcraft. Oh world, I mean, any any any 385 00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:12.160 fan fantasy thing, Lord of the Rings video games use goblins like crazy. 386 00:31:14.119 --> 00:31:17.160 You can you can actually be goblins and World of Warcraft. You true, 387 00:31:17.279 --> 00:31:19.160 you can. You can go ahead and say that's who I choose. Uh, 388 00:31:19.440 --> 00:31:25.680 Willow hates goblins through an apcorn at one. Yeah, And like we 389 00:31:25.720 --> 00:31:30.960 said, goblins gremlins, they're not exactly the same thing, but they're they're 390 00:31:30.319 --> 00:31:36.799 close enough in the fantasy world, I think. Yeah, if someone says 391 00:31:36.960 --> 00:31:41.440 goblins and gremlins interchangeably, in your head, you'll know that that person's crazy, 392 00:31:41.480 --> 00:31:45.160 because why are they talking about goblins and gremlins that much? You'll know 393 00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:49.000 that you should probably only see them during daylight and in crowded areas, right, 394 00:31:51.440 --> 00:31:52.759 that's what you should take. Maybe a burger king, Yeah, gives 395 00:31:52.759 --> 00:31:59.440 yourself a whopper while you're at it, exactly burger king spots or but you'll 396 00:31:59.480 --> 00:32:01.880 know when your head maybe you know what the difference is. But let's talk 397 00:32:01.920 --> 00:32:07.839 about a certain encounter that some folks had. Oh yeah, speaking of goblin 398 00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:13.079 grilles, a little Flora County flavor. Here, we're gonna be talking about 399 00:32:13.519 --> 00:32:22.079 the Kelly Hopkinsville Goblins. Now, this happened between the small town of Kelly 400 00:32:22.559 --> 00:32:29.039 and the town of Hopkinsville in Christian County, Kentucky in the fall of nineteen 401 00:32:29.200 --> 00:32:35.839 fifty five two families on a rural farm reported a very strange encounter, very 402 00:32:35.920 --> 00:32:39.480 strange indeed, and very prolonged. Yeah, yeah, very detailed as well. 403 00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:45.359 There were I think a total of seven people that claim to see creatures 404 00:32:45.400 --> 00:32:50.720 that resembled Grimlins one night. Now it's since been renamed, you know, 405 00:32:51.359 --> 00:32:57.680 a number of different derivations of the Kelly Hopkinsville Goblins, but for our intents 406 00:32:57.720 --> 00:33:04.000 and purposes, they're described very much like how our description of Gremlins went. 407 00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:09.359 Yep. And I think they're using gremlin goblin interchangeably as well with and you'll 408 00:33:09.400 --> 00:33:13.079 see that if if you look this up online, a lot of people will 409 00:33:13.119 --> 00:33:16.160 also refer to it as the Kelly Hopkins Alien incident. There's a lot of 410 00:33:16.960 --> 00:33:20.000 this is one of the things that no one really knew what happened. And 411 00:33:20.160 --> 00:33:22.920 yeah, some people say, whoever reads it puts their own stamp on it. 412 00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:29.640 Yeah, you could, I think even conceivably say that the descriptions of 413 00:33:29.680 --> 00:33:34.279 these things and the drawings that they made sort of gray esque a little bit, 414 00:33:34.400 --> 00:33:37.119 or the at least sort of like little green Men from Mars kind of 415 00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:43.000 kind of dahio h. Yeah, this definitely takes takes a dip into the 416 00:33:43.000 --> 00:33:49.480 old Ufo pool and cools off a little bit. It's warm so with no 417 00:33:49.599 --> 00:33:53.319 running water at the at the farmhouse, a visitor named Billy Ray Taylor, 418 00:33:53.880 --> 00:33:58.599 visitor of the family that was living there, went outside in the evening for 419 00:33:58.759 --> 00:34:00.599 a drink water. They had an old fashioned pump. He went out to 420 00:34:00.640 --> 00:34:07.240 get a pump of water. I saw some strange lights in the sky and 421 00:34:07.440 --> 00:34:10.920 what he described as some kind of craft, a disc with lights of all 422 00:34:12.039 --> 00:34:15.840 colors of the rainbow. So he says, well, he goes inside and 423 00:34:15.840 --> 00:34:19.440 tells everybody. Nobody believes him. Of course, course why would you idiot. 424 00:34:19.679 --> 00:34:22.719 Also, you know Smoonshine country. You don't know if he's sober. 425 00:34:22.760 --> 00:34:24.360 And it turns out he was sober the whole time, but at this time 426 00:34:24.519 --> 00:34:30.199 no one knew. About an hour later, strange noises started coming from outside, 427 00:34:30.599 --> 00:34:34.000 and then the family dog began to bark. After it had barked a 428 00:34:34.039 --> 00:34:38.039 little bit, it hid under the house, and the patriarch of the family, 429 00:34:38.039 --> 00:34:44.679 Elmer Lucky Sutton, and Billy Ray went out with guns like you do 430 00:34:44.840 --> 00:34:49.760 in every Elmer and Billy Ray have guns. Yeah, they saw a creature 431 00:34:49.800 --> 00:34:54.400 emerge from the trees is about a three foot tall creature with upright pointed ears, 432 00:34:55.119 --> 00:35:00.360 thin limbs, claw like hands, and it was silvery in color, 433 00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:05.599 or at least wearing something that was metallic. They said. It seemed to 434 00:35:05.800 --> 00:35:12.320 float above the ground and move with a swaying motion of its hips, almost 435 00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:15.880 as if it were wading through water. As it got closer, the men 436 00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:21.000 did what any Kentuckian would probably do. Let them up. They opened fire 437 00:35:21.079 --> 00:35:30.320 on it. These colors don't run, mother, I ask it what it 438 00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:38.559 is? Okay, it don't answer, They said. There was a metal 439 00:35:38.639 --> 00:35:45.159 sound, almost as a piece of metal rolling around in a metal drum, 440 00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:50.159 and then the creature flipped backwards and fled into the woods. So they think 441 00:35:50.199 --> 00:35:53.199 they hit it and flipped it, but then it just took off. So 442 00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:57.719 they went to follow it, you know, to see if they had wounded 443 00:35:57.760 --> 00:36:00.039 it, or if they needed to finish it off or whatever. And as 444 00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:02.760 they got off the porch, they looked up and they saw one on the 445 00:36:02.800 --> 00:36:07.840 awning of the porch. Was there all along sillies. Hey, what are 446 00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:12.400 y'all shooting? Man? Oh, that's my brother. Stop it. Yeah, 447 00:36:12.440 --> 00:36:19.199 don't hurt it. Rundale's barn. Run, Thank your friends, so 448 00:36:19.519 --> 00:36:22.440 Dave, what do you think they did? Then? Oh, you turn 449 00:36:22.480 --> 00:36:24.559 around and opened fire again. They shot it, yeah, and they got 450 00:36:24.599 --> 00:36:30.320 similar results, although this one when it flipped off the edge of the awning, 451 00:36:30.559 --> 00:36:34.400 it kind of floated to the ground m and then it took off. 452 00:36:34.920 --> 00:36:38.480 They went inside. Clearly, can't day feather fall with mel on itself. 453 00:36:39.599 --> 00:36:43.880 That's one of the mine where Canada. And it was still a hat a 454 00:36:43.880 --> 00:36:51.679 few action points left in the round. Obviously Sudden was lucky for a reason 455 00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:57.559 because he rolled a nitiative although man, luck Elmer, your shotgun, while 456 00:36:57.599 --> 00:37:04.280 devastating at close distances, was not meant for long range sniper fire. Jesus, 457 00:37:04.360 --> 00:37:07.480 I'm not going to do that again. I'm not going to do that 458 00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:12.719 again. I mean, we're obviously not making fun of people like that, 459 00:37:12.800 --> 00:37:17.840 because we know how else would I know that I am that person. So 460 00:37:17.880 --> 00:37:22.280 they ran inside and then a couple of minutes later somebody saw one of them 461 00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:28.840 peering in through a window mothman style. So what do they do it? 462 00:37:29.079 --> 00:37:30.960 What they do? Open fire through the window. They shot it. They 463 00:37:30.960 --> 00:37:37.039 shot it. I just watch someone because it's like someone in the house's job 464 00:37:37.199 --> 00:37:40.639 that didn't They didn't have enough guns to do around and their job was to 465 00:37:40.760 --> 00:37:50.760 just go lit them up. There it is, there's one, I'm sure 466 00:37:50.800 --> 00:37:53.119 it was. There was some loud scurrying that was heard on the roof, 467 00:37:53.760 --> 00:37:58.599 and then over the next few hours, the families said that the creatures would 468 00:37:58.599 --> 00:38:02.519 approach the home or or maybe pop up at a window and then what did 469 00:38:02.519 --> 00:38:08.000 they do? They got shot, Yeah, but the shots didn't seem to 470 00:38:08.039 --> 00:38:14.199 hurt them, and a great big game intergalactic whack them all. It seems 471 00:38:14.280 --> 00:38:19.199 like, according to the accounts, that it was almost like the creatures started 472 00:38:19.199 --> 00:38:21.719 playing a game with them, right like, oh, look, can you 473 00:38:21.840 --> 00:38:27.559 can you shoot me? Here? Go up on the roof, Bob. 474 00:38:27.559 --> 00:38:32.719 I'm starting to get the impression that they's just toning with us now. They 475 00:38:32.800 --> 00:38:38.519 were unsure how many creatures there were. Uh. Some claims say they were 476 00:38:38.599 --> 00:38:44.280 twelve to fifteen of them, although apparently only two were ever seen at one 477 00:38:44.320 --> 00:38:47.519 time together, so who knows. But yeah, like we said, when 478 00:38:47.559 --> 00:38:51.840 when they were shot from a high place like the roof, they would float 479 00:38:51.840 --> 00:38:55.559 to the ground. Otherwise they just kind of spin backwards and then take off, 480 00:38:55.760 --> 00:39:00.800 yeah, which is kind of weird. So the family, after being 481 00:39:00.920 --> 00:39:06.599 terrorized for a few hours, they decided to get in their old cars and 482 00:39:07.000 --> 00:39:09.360 head on down to the police. So they did. They all piled in 483 00:39:09.400 --> 00:39:13.760 a couple of cars and shot off to the to the police station, and 484 00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:19.079 apparently they came back with about twenty last came back with a small army of 485 00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:23.320 local county and National Guard. No military police. Yeah, there was some 486 00:39:23.400 --> 00:39:28.280 from the army base one they like, they came back. State troopers may 487 00:39:28.280 --> 00:39:32.239 have been with them. Yeah, neighborhood watch. There was some hobo that 488 00:39:32.360 --> 00:39:37.039 was hitching a ride. There's just an old fashion looking I'm going to bat 489 00:39:37.119 --> 00:39:44.079 them with my bendle. So when they got back, there not a thing 490 00:39:44.079 --> 00:39:49.400 inside. The authorities observed that there was damage that had been done and there 491 00:39:49.440 --> 00:39:53.440 was plenty of spent AMMO, and the family was clearly terrified. Something had 492 00:39:53.440 --> 00:39:58.719 happened to spook them pretty bad. But nobody saw anything. Nobody was there. 493 00:39:58.760 --> 00:40:01.880 So the authorities left after a while. Yeah, two in the morning. 494 00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:04.840 They final leaders like, well, nothing we can do, and that's 495 00:40:04.880 --> 00:40:07.760 and that was the end of it. That was there was nothing else except 496 00:40:07.119 --> 00:40:15.239 what the creatures came back. Yeah, like real bastards and they saw your 497 00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:19.480 friends, and we don't think they believe you, but we come back. 498 00:40:19.760 --> 00:40:22.280 We're coming back. We're gonna show you we were you. We're gonna stay 499 00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:25.920 till about dawn. We're gonna head out here when there's some light. So 500 00:40:27.000 --> 00:40:30.440 that's that's that was their whole night space, the thing skittering around on the 501 00:40:30.480 --> 00:40:34.320 roof. Yeah, and they they came back. They stayed till till about 502 00:40:34.320 --> 00:40:37.079 the break of dawn, and then they were never seen again. Uh. 503 00:40:37.440 --> 00:40:40.519 And people people believe them, but then they they how do you believe a 504 00:40:40.559 --> 00:40:46.199 story like that? Right? But it ended up that the family that lived 505 00:40:46.199 --> 00:40:51.079 there had to pack up and move. I think they moved to Indiana because 506 00:40:51.119 --> 00:40:55.039 they couldn't take you know, the lookers right coming in and being like, 507 00:40:55.079 --> 00:40:59.159 hey, what happened here? Is this where you shot damn things? Yeah? 508 00:40:59.199 --> 00:41:02.440 I heard y'all have all night stand off with forces you barely couldn't understand. 509 00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:07.840 Is that it? Y'all? Charge admission? And then like this the 510 00:41:07.920 --> 00:41:09.960 story gets twisted. Hey, y'all, I heard that the circus was in 511 00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:13.880 town, but that they fought you guys because you guys don't want them, 512 00:41:13.920 --> 00:41:16.039 because they wanted to believe in devil? Is that what happened? I heard 513 00:41:16.079 --> 00:41:20.960 that a bunch of democrats came in here, tried to fornicate with you, 514 00:41:21.039 --> 00:41:23.760 and you fought them off with with just sticks and boards. Is just where 515 00:41:23.800 --> 00:41:27.880 you got that piece of that mold on them all looks like Jesus. It 516 00:41:28.039 --> 00:41:31.639 just got so bad nothing made sense after a while, y'all Thaithaylor's yea, 517 00:41:31.760 --> 00:41:36.480 y'all got that piece of toast that has Apostle Paul on it. Here's the 518 00:41:36.639 --> 00:41:39.840 here's the silly part. According to you know, whichever source you look at, 519 00:41:40.000 --> 00:41:45.599 the neighbors are said to have corroborated the noises and the sights, the 520 00:41:45.199 --> 00:41:50.320 gunfire and uh lights, seeing lights in the sky, you know, weird 521 00:41:50.400 --> 00:41:54.159 stuff like that. But there's also sources that say the neighbors didn't hear hardly 522 00:41:54.199 --> 00:41:58.840 anything. They heard maybe a few shots and thought it was like firecrackers or 523 00:41:58.880 --> 00:42:05.480 something, but didn't see any any weird anomalous sights. H So that kind 524 00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:09.800 of has has gotten bastardized over the years. You know that nobody's quite sure 525 00:42:09.840 --> 00:42:14.079 what happened. It's probably for the best if the neighbors didn't hear anything, 526 00:42:14.119 --> 00:42:15.840 because maybe what if they'd come over, They're like, well, I don't 527 00:42:15.840 --> 00:42:19.039 know, just go knock on the door or look in a window. So 528 00:42:19.199 --> 00:42:24.360 if they're okay, don't forget your hats. Uh, you might want to 529 00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:29.400 wear this this real reflective gray stuff. You don't want to not be seen. 530 00:42:29.599 --> 00:42:31.239 Yeah, make sure they can see you. Try getting up on the 531 00:42:31.320 --> 00:42:36.880 roof. Here were your yellow glasses. I know how you get with the 532 00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:42.760 flashlights over them. Don't don't hurt your feet. Now walk real side to 533 00:42:42.880 --> 00:42:49.119 shim me through. Just sash on up now. Apparently the best explanation that 534 00:42:49.280 --> 00:42:54.239 that people have, if if you don't want to go for gremlins or aliens, 535 00:42:55.360 --> 00:43:01.440 is that Billy Ray saw a shooting star, exaggerated that, and then 536 00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:08.079 they were attacked all night by great horned owls. That they great horn owls. 537 00:43:08.199 --> 00:43:13.920 That's entirely plausible, because it's it's it's established that sometimes they'll just harass 538 00:43:14.079 --> 00:43:19.519 a house all night, and that they are impervious to shotgun blasts and not 539 00:43:19.719 --> 00:43:22.000 scared of the sound either, not at all. No, um, at 540 00:43:22.079 --> 00:43:25.079 least it wasn't in the Sandhill crane. That's the best I can say about 541 00:43:25.119 --> 00:43:30.480 that. Bunk ass theory. Bullstein theory, that is a bull stone owls, 542 00:43:31.079 --> 00:43:37.000 right, really owls. They're curious they're they're flying cats. Really those 543 00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:42.000 owls are you know if and people have been well the great horned owl hunts 544 00:43:42.079 --> 00:43:44.960 between six and seven p m. At night. Well, yeah, that 545 00:43:45.039 --> 00:43:47.920 would explain why they kept coming back at them when they were getting shot at 546 00:43:49.519 --> 00:43:52.119 and looking in the windows and scattering on the roof and coming back after the 547 00:43:52.159 --> 00:43:55.320 police had gotten there. That explains all that. Of course, owls, 548 00:43:57.239 --> 00:44:00.599 I mean effect box it up with the Ark of the Covenant and let's let's 549 00:44:00.639 --> 00:44:04.440 just move on. Crystal skulls. Now, hey, you guys like Crystal 550 00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:08.239 skulls. And the other thing is this, these guys they live in the 551 00:44:08.360 --> 00:44:14.119 country. There is no critter that they haven't seen. They don't they don't 552 00:44:14.159 --> 00:44:17.679 get spooked when something runs across their ports. They're actually far less inclined to 553 00:44:17.719 --> 00:44:22.639 panic than we are now. Probably I saw an opossum once outside of my 554 00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:25.760 apartment here, and it was it skeemed me out like nothing else. Those 555 00:44:25.800 --> 00:44:29.519 people don't care about that. They've seen all the animals that live in the 556 00:44:29.599 --> 00:44:32.159 area. They don't get hysterical about it. Yeah, and that's a thing 557 00:44:32.239 --> 00:44:37.639 too, Like it was, it was pretty clearly observed that they were terrified 558 00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:40.920 and all. Yeah, and an owl would have gotten shot. That multiple 559 00:44:40.960 --> 00:44:45.079 owls would have gotten shot, you were, and there would be al carcasses, 560 00:44:45.159 --> 00:44:46.480 And yeah, they would have gotten at least one. Right, unless 561 00:44:46.519 --> 00:44:52.760 they're future owls, so glad in liquid metal flying through the ages to harass 562 00:44:52.920 --> 00:45:00.119 hillbillies. That's why that's where America is going. That's I mean, as 563 00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:06.880 stupid as Ockham's razor theory even says that these things are aliens. You know 564 00:45:07.239 --> 00:45:10.239 that is true. That is true. I think it's it's more plausible to 565 00:45:10.320 --> 00:45:15.440 have aliens than it would be to have killer owls that just can't stop attacking 566 00:45:15.519 --> 00:45:19.239 in our impervious to bullets. But what I like is that they they still 567 00:45:19.320 --> 00:45:22.079 are referred to as goblins. They're they're referred to as goblins, thus their 568 00:45:22.119 --> 00:45:27.199 inclusion here, and sometimes grimlins. But I like that that they were by 569 00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:30.239 hearing the story, sounds pretty alieny to me, right, But these people 570 00:45:30.320 --> 00:45:32.559 were like, no, no, no, people are gonna say we're crazy 571 00:45:32.719 --> 00:45:40.079 if we say aliens attacked us goblins. Wait wait, wait, y'all goblins 572 00:45:46.239 --> 00:45:52.559 goblins. You feel bad for them because something something right, scaring the terrified, 573 00:45:52.679 --> 00:45:55.119 And people say they weren't the type of people to make it up. 574 00:45:55.440 --> 00:45:59.920 They didn't get any financial gain out of it. You know, they even 575 00:46:00.079 --> 00:46:01.519 packed up and moved, like I said, because they wanted to get away 576 00:46:01.599 --> 00:46:06.119 from it. You know. Yeah, it's just, uh, it's definitely 577 00:46:06.199 --> 00:46:13.159 weird. And and there's no connection necessarily between the dude saying he saw you 578 00:46:13.239 --> 00:46:16.679 know, the disc with the lights, and then these things just so happened 579 00:46:16.760 --> 00:46:21.519 that they happened within the same timeframe. But who's to say, you know, 580 00:46:21.719 --> 00:46:23.679 people say, again, well, maybe there was a meteor shower going 581 00:46:23.760 --> 00:46:28.440 on, or there's some kind of shooting star that was just pretty bright at 582 00:46:28.480 --> 00:46:32.320 the time or something, and then Al's attacked them. Yeah, oh gosh, 583 00:46:32.440 --> 00:46:37.800 Well it's it's a fun story. That's a good that's a good Kentucky 584 00:46:37.880 --> 00:46:40.960 campfire story. Yeah, we should have saved that for another episode. In 585 00:46:42.159 --> 00:46:46.320 retrospect, In terms of explanations of Gremlin's what did you find much? I 586 00:46:46.480 --> 00:46:51.000 did? I did, and I and this it makes good sense Again I 587 00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:55.519 mentioned this earlier. So many people were suddenly flying, and aircraft were being 588 00:46:57.159 --> 00:47:00.679 produced in the United States at the same rate as automobiles. I mean, 589 00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:05.679 they were just flying off assembly lines. I get it. Not to mention 590 00:47:06.000 --> 00:47:09.639 people who answered the draft you know, they're they're trained. Now, now 591 00:47:09.679 --> 00:47:14.320 you're an airplane mechanic, so there's going to be a lot of problems. 592 00:47:14.360 --> 00:47:17.719 There's going to be a lot of unexpected things. No one has experience, 593 00:47:19.199 --> 00:47:22.280 neither the pilots nor the mechanics in doing this. So so you're going to 594 00:47:22.360 --> 00:47:25.400 get all these weird things that no one can explain. And you know, 595 00:47:25.599 --> 00:47:30.519 rather than than sit there like every day just beat themselves up about not knowing 596 00:47:30.559 --> 00:47:32.599 what they're doing, you say, gremlins did it, and then everyone can 597 00:47:32.679 --> 00:47:36.679 laugh and move on and get their job done. Um. Not to mention 598 00:47:36.760 --> 00:47:40.840 the fact that these aircraft were not pressurized. Sure they were flying, Yeah, 599 00:47:40.880 --> 00:47:45.400 they were flying at very high altitudes, very thin air. Um. 600 00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:50.679 These guys flew very long missions. Um. The US government would issue them 601 00:47:50.840 --> 00:47:54.800 aphetamines, pet pills, they called them to keep pilots alert, in awake, 602 00:47:55.079 --> 00:47:57.679 and as a matter of fact, to this day, they still do. 603 00:47:58.280 --> 00:48:01.559 And so uh, it's it's a recipe for hallucination. Yeah. And 604 00:48:01.719 --> 00:48:05.280 some of these pilots, what's what swear? They like? They would say, 605 00:48:05.320 --> 00:48:07.800 I know, I saw the cable with tooth marks in it. I 606 00:48:07.039 --> 00:48:10.960 heard gremlin's talking to each other. There was a dude with a top hat 607 00:48:12.159 --> 00:48:15.920 on my propeller, right, you know that these they would they would say 608 00:48:15.960 --> 00:48:21.440 these things, you know, they and so exhaustion, fear, lack of 609 00:48:21.559 --> 00:48:23.559 oxygen. There's all I mean there was. It was it was a recipe 610 00:48:23.679 --> 00:48:29.800 for hallucination. Yeah, and and also something that helped them unload some of 611 00:48:29.880 --> 00:48:34.880 the the already thorough burden of responsibility that they had. Sure, yeah, 612 00:48:35.000 --> 00:48:39.360 I mean obviously that that's a great explanation for why some of this is going 613 00:48:39.440 --> 00:48:44.480 on. And something we haven't touched on before, I don't think, but 614 00:48:44.719 --> 00:48:49.679 goes right in line with this are the Food Fighters, which we'll probably get 615 00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:52.159 to in a future episode. I think we've we've talked about it behind the 616 00:48:52.199 --> 00:48:57.960 scenes, the phenomenon, not the band, right, I mean literally, 617 00:48:58.079 --> 00:49:00.960 Unfortunately, we've come to appoints where I have to say that. I mean, 618 00:49:01.000 --> 00:49:04.239 I like David Girl. I think he's a cool guy, but I 619 00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:07.719 don't I never gets him confused players with one other band. I can't even 620 00:49:07.760 --> 00:49:10.360 think of the other band's Probably it's probably the Google Dolls. That's the one. 621 00:49:10.760 --> 00:49:14.199 Really, Yeah, I was making a joke that's I think that's the 622 00:49:14.280 --> 00:49:16.039 one, and I think it's Foo and Goo I think that'll do it. 623 00:49:16.239 --> 00:49:20.400 Well, anyway, that'll go go do it. Um. So yeah, 624 00:49:20.519 --> 00:49:27.599 it's scientifically. You can probably look at the concoction for hallucination, the hallucined 625 00:49:27.599 --> 00:49:30.840 action that's going on, or the pots just making stuff up, you know, 626 00:49:30.960 --> 00:49:37.000 to take the pressure off themselves and the workers. Or could be fairies 627 00:49:37.280 --> 00:49:43.280 yeah, or could be gremlins, could be actual gremlins. And you know 628 00:49:43.400 --> 00:49:47.800 what, we will we will eventually get to a faith folk episode and maybe 629 00:49:47.800 --> 00:49:51.400 we'll talk some more. Next time I talked to Ken Hite, I'll ask 630 00:49:51.480 --> 00:49:55.519 him if the Germans also had gremlins. That's I saw a little something about 631 00:49:55.559 --> 00:50:00.400 that. They thought, well, maybe it's something that the enemy is doing. 632 00:50:00.920 --> 00:50:04.039 This is what the Royal Air Force was saying. Maybe it's something the 633 00:50:04.159 --> 00:50:07.400 enemy is doing to us. But then they heard or talked to that, 634 00:50:07.880 --> 00:50:10.360 you know, enemy forces, and it's like, no, it's happening to 635 00:50:10.440 --> 00:50:14.239 them too. They're getting a lot of malfunctions and a lot of bullshits, 636 00:50:14.320 --> 00:50:17.519 So apparently it was happening too to the other stuff. But I mean not 637 00:50:17.639 --> 00:50:21.360 to say we can't talk to Ken hide about Oh no, no, you 638 00:50:21.480 --> 00:50:24.480 answered it now, We won't all right, Sorry, Ken, Maybe next 639 00:50:24.559 --> 00:50:28.599 time so there we go. So that's it, man, that's uh, 640 00:50:28.760 --> 00:50:32.159 that's Gremlins and with a little taste a little sidecar goblins aliens in there. 641 00:50:32.280 --> 00:50:35.800 Yeah, kind of covered a lot of ground on that. Yep, we 642 00:50:35.920 --> 00:50:38.440 sure did. Um what a what a fun suggestion? Yeah, I was 643 00:50:38.519 --> 00:50:44.519 into it. No, we've actually already unloaded our our our listener mail bag 644 00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:49.639 for this week. We have we have with with our our story filled supplemental 645 00:50:51.719 --> 00:50:59.599 hoop. You let get booking, buddy. So, uh, since we 646 00:50:59.639 --> 00:51:02.519 don't have a mailbag to unload, don't we unload a punbag? All right, 647 00:51:02.639 --> 00:51:07.360 let's get some puns going here, David Flora, I I optioned to 648 00:51:07.480 --> 00:51:09.519 you. Would you like to start it? Would you like me to? 649 00:51:10.039 --> 00:51:15.679 I'll do it? Okay, go for it because I'm magnanimous. Oh all 650 00:51:15.800 --> 00:51:20.000 right, this one. This one's for our our Squatch lovers out there. 651 00:51:20.239 --> 00:51:24.239 Oh yeah, if you're not a medium fan of Squatch, you might not 652 00:51:24.440 --> 00:51:27.840 get this one. But I'm gonna go on and throw it out there anyway 653 00:51:28.119 --> 00:51:31.079 because my my option see is is pretty bad. Okay. I've got a 654 00:51:31.440 --> 00:51:37.719 shaky video that shows a mischievous spirit in the wild. Although it may be 655 00:51:37.320 --> 00:51:42.559 just a short guy in a suit. It's called the Patterson Grimlin film. 656 00:51:43.480 --> 00:51:47.679 Oh nice, I like that. I've got one for you. Okay. 657 00:51:49.599 --> 00:51:55.039 I don't know if in your research you found that in nineteen fifty five in 658 00:51:55.920 --> 00:52:01.840 rural Oklahoma, a family was terror all night by the visitor that they didn't 659 00:52:02.199 --> 00:52:07.719 know. Um, and it was a genial British actor. Uh. And 660 00:52:07.800 --> 00:52:14.199 it was the Anthony Hopkins incident. Yeah, oh really yeah, yeah, 661 00:52:14.239 --> 00:52:15.519 it was all night long. He just kept popping up at windows. They 662 00:52:15.559 --> 00:52:22.519 tried to shoot him to no effect, imbervious, and when the bullets hit 663 00:52:22.599 --> 00:52:28.960 him, they just heard the sound exactly nice. All right, all right, 664 00:52:29.000 --> 00:52:31.920 all right, I've got we have to have to set this one up 665 00:52:31.960 --> 00:52:37.400 by saying again, okay, all right, I've got a friend who you 666 00:52:37.519 --> 00:52:43.440 know who makes those tasteless jokes, you know, the one that's like he's 667 00:52:43.480 --> 00:52:46.519 making a joke just after nine to eleven, he's making the joke after the 668 00:52:46.599 --> 00:52:51.159 Boston bombing. Yeah, it's it's it's that friend. Yeah, you just 669 00:52:51.320 --> 00:52:52.679 and you can't seem to get rid of him, no, you know, 670 00:52:53.079 --> 00:52:59.039 no matter how hard you try. Uh, it's the too soony. Oh 671 00:52:59.360 --> 00:53:10.000 god, he does haunt you with his terrible jokes there's a further version of 672 00:53:10.119 --> 00:53:14.400 the gremlin. Yeah. Uh. And their job is actually, it's interesting, 673 00:53:14.880 --> 00:53:16.800 just as much of a nuisance. However, their job is to hold 674 00:53:16.800 --> 00:53:21.480 things together. They don't they don't destroy, They keep everything together. And 675 00:53:21.559 --> 00:53:24.239 I don't know if you've ever been in this situation where you're you're with a 676 00:53:24.320 --> 00:53:30.280 lady. Nope, nope, you've already lost me. Sometimes it's really difficult 677 00:53:30.320 --> 00:53:36.719 to unfasten a bra or unbuckle some hants. And that's because of Femlin's. 678 00:53:36.760 --> 00:53:40.920 They just hold it together. Femlin's they're they're they're there to vex you by 679 00:53:42.000 --> 00:53:46.000 holding broad class. And I'm gonna I'm gonna punch every one of them in 680 00:53:46.159 --> 00:53:52.760 every last face. I should have should have led with that and ended with 681 00:53:52.079 --> 00:54:00.920 the Anthony Hopkins encounter. Oh them's puns, them's puns up in your grail, 682 00:54:00.519 --> 00:54:05.599 send us yours. Yeah, you can come up with something better than 683 00:54:05.639 --> 00:54:07.159 that. Yeah. Now, oh wait, I've got a call to arms. 684 00:54:07.400 --> 00:54:12.239 Oh goodness, it's true. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, 685 00:54:12.360 --> 00:54:15.400 I want each and every one of our magnificent listeners. Hello his arms there? 686 00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:24.000 Oh good god, don't you know it's over puns is over puns never 687 00:54:24.079 --> 00:54:30.159 sleeps. These puns don't run. Puns is ever watchful? Uh no, 688 00:54:30.400 --> 00:54:35.800 we we we have a live performance of Sorts on Friday, September twentieth at 689 00:54:35.840 --> 00:54:39.639 Comedy Sports at midnight. So if you live in on or near the Chicago 690 00:54:39.760 --> 00:54:45.679 area, you should come check out our amazing show. Yeah, we're gonna 691 00:54:45.679 --> 00:54:52.039 be guests on the talk show Talk Hard. That's a midnight Friday, September 692 00:54:52.079 --> 00:54:55.119 twentieth Comedy Sports Theater. We've been asked by Jamie Campbell, the host, 693 00:54:55.360 --> 00:55:00.039 to to come in BLib Lab about blurry Photo. Yeah. I'm a flip 694 00:55:00.119 --> 00:55:05.039 flop and yeah, that should be fun. It's a it's a talk show 695 00:55:05.559 --> 00:55:07.360 format, so they're gonna have I think, you know, like maybe another 696 00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:12.719 guest and some kind of special musical thing or maybe I don't know, they 697 00:55:13.039 --> 00:55:15.679 do all sorts of stuff. But yeah, so come on out. That 698 00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:19.119 would be awesome to see you, and we could grab a beer afterwards. 699 00:55:19.239 --> 00:55:23.079 Yeah, and I could I could give you a doctor professional business card even 700 00:55:23.119 --> 00:55:27.639 though you already know everything about right then you can just pay it forward. 701 00:55:27.920 --> 00:55:30.679 There you go. Yeah, so that's that's something that's popped up. That's 702 00:55:30.760 --> 00:55:35.000 that's what we're doing. Other than that, though, take up your spears 703 00:55:35.159 --> 00:55:39.119 and swords and shields and join the like war that Dave has kicked up with 704 00:55:39.679 --> 00:55:45.039 a fair Point podcast. They called your ass out in this last episode. 705 00:55:45.440 --> 00:55:47.760 I haven't listened to it yet, they have called you out. What did 706 00:55:47.840 --> 00:55:52.199 I How did I start it? I don't remember. I'm sure I did. 707 00:55:52.280 --> 00:55:54.800 I'm not denying it. I just don't remember. That's how casually started. 708 00:55:55.239 --> 00:55:59.159 You started a like war, and then you're like, oh, maybe 709 00:55:59.159 --> 00:56:05.360 I should have thought us through. That sounds of too late. They they're 710 00:56:05.400 --> 00:56:08.599 already, they're like done, yeah, because they're already kicking our asses at 711 00:56:08.639 --> 00:56:12.400 it. So well, of course that's why. So if if you don't 712 00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:16.639 have a like gun, why don't you brandish your like saber low down the 713 00:56:16.719 --> 00:56:22.159 competition? Hans never sleep. That's that's what we've learned today. We had 714 00:56:22.199 --> 00:56:27.360 a title for our podcast today would be Puns Never Sleep. Yeah, get 715 00:56:27.400 --> 00:56:30.199 on the get on the Facebook and like us. We're apparently in some sort 716 00:56:30.239 --> 00:56:36.119 of swinging dick match with a pissing contest of fair points. Folks at a 717 00:56:36.519 --> 00:56:42.880 fair Point podcasts, folks whatever, or twelve folks at fair Point podcast But 718 00:56:43.000 --> 00:56:46.760 from this point forward, we are mortal enemies, but we were using you 719 00:56:46.840 --> 00:56:52.800 as our proxy soldiers. Rather than resort to fisticuffery, we will just be 720 00:56:52.880 --> 00:56:55.119 fighting it out on the faces books with like So please just click like. 721 00:56:55.400 --> 00:57:00.920 That's simple. If you already have, then tell tell the at parent that 722 00:57:00.119 --> 00:57:04.039 you have that that's on Facebook. But they don't really know what they're doing. 723 00:57:04.159 --> 00:57:06.400 Just be like here, I'll do this for you, or yeah, 724 00:57:06.559 --> 00:57:08.519 here's the instructions about to do it. Yeah, I get us some fake 725 00:57:08.599 --> 00:57:10.800 likes. We don't care, we don't, we don't at all. This 726 00:57:10.920 --> 00:57:14.519 is a numbers game, and so far there are. They started ahead. 727 00:57:14.559 --> 00:57:16.599 That's why they did this. Oh, that's why they are like, okay, 728 00:57:16.679 --> 00:57:20.840 we'll accept right. I just made a flippant, offhand comment and then 729 00:57:20.880 --> 00:57:24.599 they were like, too bad forstcovery. Yeah see, I have no idea 730 00:57:24.760 --> 00:57:30.079 the power of my offhand comments. It's pretty powerful, dude. So yeah, 731 00:57:30.320 --> 00:57:34.480 get those get those likes, sabers out and Brussia. I'm not gonna 732 00:57:34.519 --> 00:57:36.679 stop that, don't. I don't know it. That's a good one. 733 00:57:36.760 --> 00:57:39.119 It's a really good one. It's worth repeating it. Caught arises the wound. 734 00:57:40.280 --> 00:57:44.519 Yeah, no blood, no blood. So that's a that's what we've 735 00:57:44.559 --> 00:57:49.559 got going on our neck of the hoods and we're back on the regular schedule. 736 00:57:49.880 --> 00:57:53.760 Yeah, podcast right and people, it's blurry photos and we're we're around 737 00:57:53.840 --> 00:57:57.840 in the corner. We're looking October right in the face. That's that's our 738 00:57:58.000 --> 00:58:06.199 month. A month. Oh, I know, I know an yo, 739 00:58:06.719 --> 00:58:08.559 well, I don't know month for some reason. Can you say one twelfth 740 00:58:08.599 --> 00:58:22.199 of one a yo? Nope, do say day. But it's not just 741 00:58:22.360 --> 00:58:29.400 Sabados, it's it's every single Yeah, it's Martz, it's we usually come 742 00:58:29.440 --> 00:58:34.920 out on Martes. Wow. Oh man, really picking up steam here at 743 00:58:34.920 --> 00:58:37.360 the end of iTunes. You know what to do there, go and subscribe 744 00:58:37.400 --> 00:58:40.280 and yep, start and rate us. Thank you to those of you who 745 00:58:40.320 --> 00:58:45.239 have rated us, Thank you very much. And YouTube we're on there. 746 00:58:45.480 --> 00:58:50.039 Keep your keep your suggestions coming in, please do. That's why we're doing 747 00:58:50.119 --> 00:58:52.760 this episode tonight, Like we really do your suggestions. We like those. 748 00:58:53.320 --> 00:58:57.760 Also, Uh your stories, if you got any fun stories, please share 749 00:58:57.800 --> 00:59:00.880 them with us and uh question comments, whatever you want, send him our 750 00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:04.920 way. And uh, I got shout out. I mean that we've got 751 00:59:05.440 --> 00:59:09.480 some serious number one fan competition. Oh yeah, yeah. Our listener, 752 00:59:09.559 --> 00:59:15.480 Johnny, who's anonymity I'll protect Okay, we'll call him Johnny Robots. That's 753 00:59:15.519 --> 00:59:20.599 a pretty cool name. Uh might be our number one fan. Oh h. 754 00:59:20.800 --> 00:59:22.559 He has, in the space of just a few, like two or 755 00:59:22.639 --> 00:59:27.480 three weeks, listen to all of our podcasts and is doing a bang up 756 00:59:27.559 --> 00:59:30.719 job of recommending it to others. So great, Thank you of the hat 757 00:59:30.800 --> 00:59:37.480 to Johnny Robots Robots, Johnny Robots, Junie Robots. Johnny's a man, 758 00:59:37.639 --> 00:59:43.559 Joony's a woman. You heard me. So there's there's our shout outs and 759 00:59:43.800 --> 00:59:49.800 uh eternal shout outs to our other like nominal staff contributors, Greg Cat, 760 00:59:51.480 --> 00:59:55.519 Bob yep uh, Greg greg Bach absolutely so thank you all your Emerson. 761 00:59:58.079 --> 01:00:00.239 Now now I feel like if I leave somebody out there gonna you're like, 762 01:00:00.360 --> 01:00:04.880 well what about me? That's why to go, dude, I've been drinking 763 01:00:05.280 --> 01:00:13.880 offhand comments, Fisticuffrey comments lead to fisticuffrey. Oh great, hey, stumble 764 01:00:13.960 --> 01:00:21.679 Pine. So for this episode of Black I'm Dave, pretty ruddy unlikely Stecco, 765 01:00:23.480 --> 01:00:46.199 and I'm David. Where's my bowl of cream? Flora? Bye bloody? 766 01:01:15.800 --> 01:01:36.280 So where were we? Um backed rag Sack You have to bleep says 767 01:01:36.360 --> 01:01:46.360 you damn should have thrown some slurs in there, My favorite ragh God No. 768 01:01:47.880 --> 01:01:50.719 That was like the full fully no